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What's what happens when there's so much than crap is.
welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was,
we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way, you always get your
episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So now we go to Heather's
house and her daughter's walk into Heather's office and like, oh my God, mom, it looks so nice in here.
Where did you get all this stuff? I ordered it from Wayfair, all from the same price. I was like,
oh my God. My goodness, shills for Wayfair. Anyway, we're going to take a commercial break now
We'll talk about Wayfair.
We'll think about the new things we got from Wayfair.
I love that Wayfair, like somewhere in Wayfair's meetings, they're like, you know who our people are?
Bravo people.
Those are our people.
Just get every fucking Bravo person in our chairs.
They got it.
Heather says, I can hardly recognize myself right now.
I'm like, girl, you and me both.
She's like, I lived in a small home.
No kidding.
Do you have any tips for the rest of us?
Geez.
She's like, I lived in a small.
home for 20 years, raised my kids there, and now I have this huge house with my own office
with a pool and three daughters going to college and a stack of books. They're on the New York
Times bestseller list three times over. God, I don't recognize myself. I even have bird binoculars
now. Look, daughters. And she has binoculars on her desk and they're like, uh, that's kind of creepy.
She's like, no, it's fulfilling and rewarding. I can see pool boys. And we flash forward. And
Poor thing.
I mean, these are definitely winter pool boys, you know?
Hey, you know, I guess.
Get back to the mines, you know?
They're all covered in like soot like they've been out of the mines.
I know.
They're really going at it.
We have tense music.
And we go to a place called M. Vincet Nail Spa.
I'm like, M. Vinci.
That's very exciting.
So Meredith is sitting in a chair, but she has like her boots on.
It's like, I will not be getting a panticure on television.
You will not see my toes.
I'm sorry, you don't get to see that.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, you know what?
Is there someone who can do my fingernail too?
Because I broke one.
Yeah, I had to do like regular entry, not global.
It was so hard.
Don't even ask.
Okay, you know what?
So, like, all this nonsense with lunch, like, I'm just, like, on the plane,
like, the lunch after the plane, like, I'm just, it's like weird, right?
Yeah, well, I'm most surprised.
by Heather. I mean, I didn't expect her to take my side, but at least give me some support as a friend. I mean, she was leading the charge against me. She had the biggest problem. She was the judge and journey. She was the screenwriter of crazy rich Asian people. Just Asians. Oh, I didn't realize that. I was just weird and quite frankly, not as big of an issue as Whitney, Whitney Rose. Why is she sitting there trying to judge me, my mental health, and my drinking?
These are damaging false rumors, and I would like to say nastiness to spread about somebody.
Yeah, like when did Whitney get her psych degree? Like when did she get that? She's not a psych.
What is she watching Syke on USA? Because she like knows Syke now? Like psych, that's crazy psych.
Well, from someone who's on every journey from under the sun from Kinning.
Did she say Kinning?
healing healing oh
what's like I've reminded three times I said what
I thought she's like counting from healing to religion
or whatever I think she should focus on herself
why I mean
so producer asked Meredith
how do you plan to move forward with Whitney
I know and I love that Meredith
she always starts a few midseason and carries it to the next
midseason it's like she's like a student in college
who starts in January you know like
always like one semester off it's always
fun. I feel like most seasons, everyone is always complaining through the first half of the season.
Like, Meredith doesn't do anything. Meredith is so boring. Meredith is just blah. She just shows up
and eats and that's all she ever does. And by the second season, she always owns the show, you know?
Yeah. But she's just that kind of person to me. It seems like she comes on and she's like, I'm going to keep it classy. I'm not going to be down to these women's level. I'm not going to fight.
I'm like an idiot. And then they just keep poking, poking, poking. And then she just fucking loses it. And then she never lets it go.
It's like once you piss her off,
so you've got like five years of pain ahead of you.
Yeah.
Well,
it seems to me that they are trying to exhaust or be in the situation.
Brittany.
Yeah,
I had a conversation with Brittany,
by the way.
She feels like emotionally like she experienced like a lot.
So we have a flashback and it's Lisa and Brittany.
And Brittany is like,
I've just been hearing like,
what I've just been hearing with you is that like you just don't feel like you contributed to it.
No, I don't because I didn't and I won't and I never will and I never have.
and I don't. She's like, yeah, but like, I just feel like you were like absolutely as
complicit as the person accosting me. Well, you know what? I think that your recollection of what
happened on the plane is inaccurate. And I feel like I was trying to help you, like whether you
want to believe it or not, but I was. But it was like literally the sixth worst thing that has
ever happened to be in my entire life. The sixth worst.
Sixth worst. Okay, that's really high. Like, statistically, that's very high. Like, if you have a
top 10 hit. That's like a big deal. I feel like I was helping. Oh, no, sorry, that was Lisa's line.
I mean, is there anything that you can say that's like, hey, Brittany, I'm sorry, dot, dot, dot,
you know, anything like that? Yeah, well, I did apologize to you and I feel badly that you didn't
feel like I was. With the apology I gave to you already, okay? Sorry, I got to listen to more
Kendrick Lamar now. So we cut back and Lisa's like, yeah, I feel like we're in a good place,
but, like, we're never going to agree about what happened on the plane.
But, you know what? I feel bad that she was hurt.
Yeah, she was hurt.
Well, here's the thing, Lisa.
As far as it goes with Brittany, I'm sorry for her.
I'm sorry for her as a human being, period.
That's why I'm going to be the bigger person and move on.
I mean, has she been horrible to me?
Yes, but do I feel sorry for Brittany that she can't hold a relationship,
that she struggles professionally, that her hair sometimes looks very bad
and does need Carastass.
I mean, Angie was correct about that.
A hundred percent, yes.
It's just kind of like,
she just kind of like a sad specimen.
Yeah, well, she asked how you feel,
and I said, you know what?
You should talk to Meredith about it.
Well, thank you.
I'm happy to talk to Brittany now that I've reframed her
as a helpless nobody and decided to focus my attention on Whitney.
So then we go to Whitney driving a U-Haul.
Where she calls it.
I'm here with a u'all.
I love that Whitney is like so cosmopolitan.
She's like, she's such a woman of the world.
It's like a u-w-all.
Ew-all.
Whitney is right.
Sorry.
So Whitney is like, hey, lady on the phone, call Heather Gay.
And I won't say her name because, of course, every one in my house went off.
phone was like who who which which other which other would you like to call oh gosh and you have to be
careful with that um so you actually have that number in my phone what if it you're literally
could you imagine it actually calls her during the podcast Ronnie Karam she's like are you ready
to apologize finally this is this is the sisterhood Ronnie you've lost the privilege to speak on
your podcast that would have been funny I know um so uh
Yeah, so she calls, so, you know, Siri gets all upset and confused in my house.
So she goes over to Heather's house because they're going to move this mattress out.
And Heather is dressed in a black lace dress and a Chanel belt to unload this truck.
And Whitney's like, are we going to a funeral or what?
Yeah, because it's the death of the mattress.
And so Heather's like, it's a funeral for the mattress.
I didn't want to keep the marital mattress for 20 years because of a sentimental feeling.
I was just frozen in time like my face.
Look, this is not a mattress tossing.
It's a funeral for the life that is now going to go on forever or is gone forever.
One of those two things.
Sorry.
So they moved the mattress wackily.
You know, they lift it.
They lifted off the box spring.
And Heather's in like stiletto heels or something.
She's like, I think I broke the box spring with my heels.
Oh. And then they're like moving the mattress out so you can see all like the body oil stains that are that is nasty mattress. That mattress is nasty. And listen, I'm a boy and I've moved a mattress or two. And they, you know, they're all nasty. But why would you put that on TV? That's horrible. I, this mattresses collect oils. What can I say? I wish I could say that my mattress will look better than that. But that did not look like just oils. That looked like a horror show. That was a horror movie. Don't put that on camera. Remember that shit.
different chemistry as someone who has body oils himself you know what sorry sometimes i mean mattress
looks like that as well okay you know what body oil all you want to don't put it on tv there are some things
you just need to keep to yourself i will never move my mattress on tv because i do not want people to
see how that looks my body i'm a i'm an i'm an oily i'm an oily bitch yeah it's nice huh
fun fun fun fun thought to think of so i'll just let everybody sit with that for a minute
that's it with that everyone marinated in it on this Thanksgiving is you're all driving home to
your family's house just think of that you're thinking of basting your turkey i'm an oily
bitch i'm an old bitch bro so heather's like rest assured these are not sex stains these are
sisterhood stains not once sperm was spilled on this mattress god does not like waste and i was
good i was good in my marriage
Roddy's, it's an emotional moment.
It's goodbye to a mattress.
I understand.
I'm still in the oily bitch phase of this podcast.
I'm just kidding.
So she's like,
This mattress has written two books.
It's born two babies.
It's spent 14 years in marriage.
This mattress is finally free.
I just went to sleep.
I'm not stained with 20 years of broken dreams.
I just want a mattress that's not stained with 20 years of broken dreams.
Can we stop talking about the mattress now?
She's like, sure.
Well, lunch. Meredith was a solid friend for years, and I never have been at war with her or been in a situation where I don't know how to defend her.
But now she's put me at odds with the future of our friendship.
I'm her skate go. I realize this. She just has to have someone to blame.
Whitney, you're an asshole. Okay? I'm team Meredith against anything, Whitney, for sure.
But I feel concerned for her, because I really think she blacked out, because sometimes it reminds me of what my dad was last.
Like, that must be so triggering.
Another reason why we should be angry at Meredith.
Yeah, because when someone blacks out, it's usually a combination of drugs or alcohol or a bad combination of prescriptions.
And by not taking account.
What?
Sherlock Holmes over there.
Wait a second.
What are the reasons for blacking out?
Stuck in traffic.
Happens.
I just realized, usually,
you black out it's because a combination of drugs or alcohol it's like yep you're or prescription
you're on one today that's for sure figure it out so um she's basically saying it reminds her
of her dad because um he said that he didn't have a problem for years too and she was going to sit
Meredith down and have the talk with her and that was going to be her storyline but she's like but
then i wouldn't have gone to lunch had i had known that that little coward braunwin would run
run right to her like a venomous, hungry's giraffe?
No, that's not venomous, Whitney.
You could do it.
You could do it.
Elephant.
Elephant.
Oh, no.
Again.
Dothalpus.
Actually, I think you just stumbled into that one correctly.
Platapuses are actually venomous.
So you got it, Whitney.
That she would run to her like a venomous, hungry platypus.
Good job, Whitney.
Well, you know, the, the, oh, I was going to talk to her about it.
It's like, everyone else, like, you had time.
You had time, Whitney.
So, yeah.
And I love that Whitney, Whitney is going to claim, like, I was never going to suggest that you were an alcoholic.
And she's like, yeah, I was going to sit her down privately and tell her I thought she was an alcoholic who blacked out.
Yeah.
But not have gone over well.
So now we go to a serious place called like Purple Therapy or something like that.
And Brittany enters with Olivia.
And they are sitting there and Britney is,
Brieke tells us something that actually makes no sense,
but you would just go with it.
She goes, I'm still recovering from what happened
on the plane ride and I'm very raw,
but it gave me clarity on what I need to focus on.
Olivia.
I don't see how those are connected.
And also, you know what should give you clarity
on what to focus on?
Olivia should give you clarity on what to,
on how to focus on Olivia.
Like, what do you need,
this has nothing to do with the airplane.
Also, this is your second season, and you shouldn't be traumatized a week later after a housewife seen on a plane.
Yeah.
Like, come on.
Much worse.
So, and also, you talking about your trauma with after what you've put Olivia through, seriously.
So, I mean, I think it kind of goes to show who this lady is.
So, Brittany, Olivia's there, and she's, obviously.
And we see the Ashley therapist.
The lady, the therapist named Ashley, what the fuck is wrong with me?
The therapist's name is Ashley.
And we see her.
And she's one of my favorite bravo therapists.
I believe that she's a therapist.
And I thought she was pretty good.
What do you think?
She was pretty good.
I mean, she seems so young.
I was like, gosh, gosh, G. Willickers.
But then again, my therapist is like really old.
But she was good.
This was actually a really moving scene.
It was actually moving and compelling, I thought.
So Olivia.
Yeah, I want a therapist who's going to tell me this.
Nothing's really your fault.
It's all your mom's fault.
forgive yourself and go home okay take my money yeah and she basically you know Olivia says
that when Brittany married this new guy she just like threw herself in this new relationship
and we were no longer a priority and it's almost like she just wanted this guy to love her so much
that she ignored us and like the other kids seemed to be more important and so I moved to my dad's
and it was like seven years of of her neglecting her kids yeah and she's like she put all of
her time into celebrating the stepkids wins, but not our wins. And she says the hardest thing is that
she still feels a connection with her mom. And she's like, you know, and you haven't made the
best decisions, but I still want a relationship. But my brain is telling me, I'm going to get
hurt. And Brittany's like, well, but I just wish I could tell you that I've grown and I would
never do that again. And I would never allow myself to be put in a cage where I couldn't be a mother
to my kids. Okay. That right there is where there's a huge red flag. There's a huge red flag.
it shows me Brittany has learned nothing because she's still blaming other people.
She was put in a cage so she could.
It was the husband's fault that she couldn't be a mother to her kids.
She was put there.
This lady has learned nothing, but she has learned how to keep her mouth shut,
let her daughter say what she needs to say, minimize the damage and get the fuck out of there.
So I'll give her credit for that.
So Ashley's like, well, that's trauma.
No, it's different, but it feels the same.
And like, what's the goal?
And Brittany's like, well, I don't really want anything right now.
maybe a steamer remember the steamers at olivia no she still doesn't remember the steamers anyway i just
or a dry cleaner for my unicorn oh my god i just got the cutest little unicorn olivia wait it's
it's got a message for you you are love baby good night i'm related to donnie osmond
the therapist is like okay well brittney that's not how their family therapy works you are
deserving too are you saying that i am loved yes you are oh sorry someone else told me so i'd like my
please okay well you know what you are deserving of getting what you need to move on in your
relationship and brittany just basically says she doesn't feel like she's worthy of anything because
she you know basically damaged her daughter so much and then Olivia's like well yeah for some
reason i feel the same way mom she goes what she goes yeah because you know i spent so much time
being unlovable you know like your mom not loving you kind of does that and so like getting
to know people's hard and once they get close i'm afraid they'll leave me again and she's like oh my
God, it's so heartbreaking because if I just made different choices, my kids wouldn't have that trauma.
Yeah. And so Brittany feels really guilty. And Olivia is like, she's like, oddly enough, it's
reassuring that she realizes what she did was wrong because I feel like your response is to shove it
under the rug usually because you like to act like it's perfect. So to hear accountability makes me
feel better. And Brittany is happy. And she goes, you're a real unicorn. Which reminds me, Jared, got me
a unicorn. Did I play it for you, Olivia? She's like, yes, mother.
Yes.
Yes.
She didn't really say the unicorn thing, but that shit would be funny.
You're a real unicorn, Olivia.
Sorry, I wrote that.
I remember that.
I remember that.
I remember that for myself.
Thank you, Olivia.
You're a real unicorn.
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Bronwyn is going to a store with her mom and her daughter.
It's a triple generation day trip.
They're going to a store called Bonsai by me.
It's not funny.
Rom was like, do you get it, Muzzy?
Get it, Bonsi, buy me.
Get it, get it, Muzzy, get it?
She's like, you know, still hilarious.
Do they go here on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives?
I feel like I've been here to this place before.
So Muzzy is like, oh, what's the point of one of them are growing a small tree?
It's too late.
It's too late.
Who cares about small tree?
It's not going to help anything.
So this guy's like, all right, guys.
Bonzai is about the beauty you see and the,
tree. So let's make a mess.
Mazzie's like, I see no beauty. Can I go home now?
That's what I call on oops.
Gwen wants a plant for my
chameleon and one for me.
And Bronwyn was like, well, I'm not a Zen person,
but with everything going on with my parents and Todd,
I need Zen.
I should have worn my Valentino though. Am I right
girls?
Their first order of business is that they had to
pull out these little bonsai trees. They had to take a
chopstick and then to poke the chopstick into the
soil to loosen the roots.
And muzzi is like,
a boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
Like, she just tears apart her bonds.
I'm like, okay, muzzie, all right, muzzy.
Okay, that's just eight decades of rage that she's got going on there.
Put the chapsic down, muzzie.
So Bromwin's like, okay, well, how many, how many chameleons can that tree handle?
Because Gwen is talking about breeding fezzie.
That's true.
I don't want to breed him, mother.
I just want to give him your haircut.
Well, we can see if Christian will make him a small little Bronlin wig,
but I think that's the best we can do.
And Gwen's like, he's looking for a mate mother.
I'm not trying to meet him.
And she goes, well, how do you know he's looking for a mate?
She goes, because he sticks his penis out and walks around.
Well, I do that, and I'm just looking for the remote control.
You know, don't think you can read everybody.
So then Gwen says, she says, I want to find her.
And, you know, I want to find her, I want to find her, like this chameleon's girlfriend.
She's in Portland.
And I think it's a cool place, you know, because you told me you didn't want to go to
BYU and you wanted to go to New York and have a new experience.
So I want to do that, too.
You know, you can't stay in the same spot forever.
Am I right?
Unless you're Todd.
He always just sort of sits there on the sofa and it's always looking at that iPad.
You're not looking at the iPad, are you?
No, mother, I really don't want to ever look at his iPad ever again.
And Braum was like, well, I've just never been alone.
And I think it's past time.
I was an adult by myself, but I just wish she wasn't so excited. Leave.
And it says it's a daughter leaving me scene.
Oh, but it's a double elimination because Bronwyn then looks to Muzzy and she's like,
so but you're staying right, Mom? I mean, I hate you, but I would love it if you could stay.
She's like, oh, no, not leaving it. I mean, I should, but I should find my own place, you know.
I can only stare at that hideous living room of yours for so long before.
I just want to faint from embarrassment.
I was thinking of staying here for a little bit longer until you got those couches that look like Willie Wonka's hemorrhites.
I'm out of here.
Is it Todd?
Because I'll get rid of him, joking, not joking.
And she's like, well, I think Todd's going to get rid of you first.
Hashtag oops, am I right?
Don't tempt me with a good time, mother.
Honestly, I know we're laughing.
Right?
We're all laughing.
That's hilarious.
But, you know, it's really uncool that you two have planned this at the same time.
You're just leaving me at the same time.
And Gwen's like, no one hates you, mother.
Okay, we just need things.
We need do things.
It's just hard, sweetie.
You know, I don't want to leave you, but it's hard to come to a bonsai shop and watch you not so hard.
You poke a hole in your forehead with the tree.
Okay, so let's come on now.
Keep your head up, literally.
We're almost like, well, it's just hard because these are the best days of her life are coming up.
And these were the best days of my life being with her.
And I just know I want her to do everything.
And I just feel a lot fine.
Gee, Bronwyn, way to just like drop all that baggage on your poor.
daughter i mean let the girl go out and live her life oh my god what is wrong with her
are you kidding i can't tell you sound like you're being sarcastic no i'm i'm not
kidding i'm like i don't think you should put that onto your child you should not i don't think
that's i don't think that's right i'm sorry i think this kid is like 19 she's about to go in the
world go off to college experiencing new things and i think independence is super
important and i don't think it's like very helpful if a mom is like oh no but now i'm all i'm left
behind. You may feel that. I'm not saying you can't feel that, but don't put it on to your child.
Tell it to your therapist or tell it to your mom or tell it to Todd. Go tell it to the mountain.
I think it's nice to, you know, make your daughter feel. She's like, I'm going to miss you.
I think she's just saying like I'm going to miss you. Say I'm going to miss you. I love you.
But like don't don't be like, you know, my best days are now officially behind me. I like, I feel
left behind. Oh my God. I feel like that does such a, I think that's like, I think that's such a trip on
kids then they feel obligated that they have to come back and it was like no live be exciting grow
grow those wings find chameleons to me yeah we were raised so differently i'm like this is
pretty safe this is pretty wait a second you're the one who's always like you know what kid
erase that erase your mother she's toxic i thought for sure you'd be like yes ben i'm the one
be like shut up let the kid go i know i thought it was nice that she's you know she's sad for her kid
I don't know.
To me, it's just like a kind of a typical thing, you know,
being like sad your kids going and stuff.
The sentiment is nice because you love your child and she misses her child.
Of course, that's lovely and beautiful.
I just think, I think you should be careful when you say those things.
And yeah, I'm not a parent.
So who the fuck cares?
I just think like, I just think it's like, I feel like I've seen people in my life
who could have flourished but didn't because their parents guilted them into like staying.
you know, close by or just kept a leash on them.
And I just don't think that's healthy.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I mean, I think if she was doing that, that would be bad.
But she's like, you know, I understand she has to go.
It just hurts kind of thing.
But, you know, this is also a Bronwyn scene.
So, of course, it's like Bronwyn's going to be the victim at the end of the day.
You know, she's like, I just feel left behind by you leaving.
And she's like, well, I mean, I just put so much in helping my mom when she was sick, you know.
And now we've settled into a good place.
I mean, we've just been so giggly.
Could you look at the clip where she does a, of Ricky Ricard.
line. And then we cut to her mom going, wow, you should really be like, Lucy, I'm home.
And then they laugh. And I was like, where did this muzzie come from? Because a couple
weeks ago, they showed her on here. And she was an emotional terrorist. I know. I know.
So, yeah, she's like, like, basically, Bronwyn's like really sad. She's like, I can't believe
if you guys are both leaving right now. Gwen's like, mother, I'm working on my bonsai and you're
crying. It's so embarrassing. And she's like, well, guess,
what i'm gonna tanya harding both of you which is funny because that's the second time
tanya harding has been used as a verb on bravo this week the other time was kizzi on below deck
yes yes uh people brought tanya harding up twice this week on bravo what is going on with
tanya harding is she going to get like some mbc special or something she should be a real
housewife at this point i think we can all agree with that i mean she really is she's kind of
like real housewife of what i don't know where she's living these days but like podunk but uh she would
be a really good real housewife. If you want to hear all of our thoughts on Tanya Harding and
Nancy Kerrigan, uh, tune into our below deck med recap, because I'm not getting you,
we talked about it for five minutes. We like went down memory lane about that. So, yeah,
you know, go listen. Yeah. So, um, problem was like, oh God, now I'm even getting along with my
mother and she's moving out. And so Muzzy's like, well, when you were coming back from back and forth
from San Francisco and Utah on the weekends, I knew someday you'd move. And it was hard. I said, God,
Sometimes it's easier knowing where your failure is and just knowing is out there lost somewhere in the world.
Thank you, mother.
Thank you.
Failure in the hand is worth.
Failure in the hand is worth too in the bush.
And again, isn't that how we got in the situation in the first place.
Mother, you do, it's hard on me.
So where are you doing it to me?
And so now everybody's crying.
Well, Gwen's not really crying.
But the moms are crying.
And Gwen's like, I'm working on my bonsai.
Okay.
So Gwen says, yeah, Muzzy just,
wants to bring her a secret boyfriend over.
It's like, oh, I would report that for her.
I'm muzzy.
Do it, muzzy.
Muzzy's like Bronwyn.
A wise person once said,
everything is fine.
Everything is fine.
Frazzled cat.
Then we look at her bonsai tree.
It's like stabbed to death.
All the leaves have fallen off.
The trunk is black and like over the end.
Over the edge of the pot.
The branches are just going in every direction.
Everything's fine.
So now we go to Brittany speaking of she's now going to this she's walking across a bridge in some park and Meredith is sitting on a bench and it's very dramatic.
Brittany is saying that she, you know, Meredith reached out and I'm here and I want to see if she'll own what happened because if she apologizes, I'm more than willing to own my part of it.
Wow. Thank you for coming here today. It's really pretty and thank you for.
for taking time out of your job to come here.
That was a joke.
We know you don't have a job,
and I'm sorry for that.
I came somewhere where we wouldn't have to argue over who's going to pay since you can't.
So thank you for coming to this park bench.
Now, I wanted to talk face to crazy face and tell you that I'm sorry that you heard me
innocently talking to Lisa on the plane,
and it was definitely the wrong place and the wrong time,
and I feel terribly.
if I hurt your feelings because I would never want to do that
during crazy, wealthy Asian people doing things that they do.
Whatever.
That was a good film.
So, yeah, whatever that movie was about some sort of Japanese auto manufacturer.
So I try to treat people with kindness and respect,
and I don't feel like it's been an easy path for us.
With the way you've been over eavesdropping in on me just venting to a friend,
calmly and casually during a very fine movie
and I'm hopeful that we can move forward
and at a bare minimum
treat each other with kindness
and respect.
Just the way Michelle Yo did
the entire movie to Constance Wu.
Oh my God, I remember the people in the movie.
I think I didn't catch the end.
I'm hoping that the Michelle Wu lady
was not one of the Busby Berkeley idiots
because I hate swimming.
And Britney, there's a really long pause
and Brittany's just like slitting her eyes.
Like she's not sure.
She's like waiting to be yelled at.
And she's like, well, thank you.
That means a lot.
I still feel hurt and traumatized.
But I have been really working on forgiveness lately.
So she's like, you know, and Meredith is just staring at her like,
your turn.
She's just like, there's a really long pause while Brittany slits her eyes.
And she's like, well.
Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm not aware of the intricacies of your relationship. And it was a shitty thing to do to bring it to TikTok. And I realized that TikTok is a trigger for you. So I'm sorry as well.
Well, to be clear, the real trigger was that you came in like you were trying to help me when you were actually trying to hurt me.
which is funny because that's what Heather did to Lisa, but that's besides the point.
Yes.
Well, also, this comes from something that happened.
I don't know where I heard this.
They said it on watch what happens or something.
What she's talking about is before the scene when Brittany goes and does the TikTok thing,
she had just come to Meredith and Lisa's room and was like, oh, my God, are you guys doing okay?
Are you okay?
You know, like acting like she was their friend and saying, oh, my God, Meredith, you look so pretty.
Everything's going to be great today.
We're going to have a great day, like trying to smooth it over.
And then she gets up to lunch and it's like, and I was on TikTok and so that's what she means, I think.
So funny.
So, um, shameless.
So Meredith is like, well, I appreciate you being honest.
I didn't expect that.
And luckily for you, I've decided to move my rage over to Whitney Rose.
So it's nice.
You know, I apologize and she apologized.
So I'll take that and I'm going to move on in peace.
And now we can have a pleasant little conversation.
Well, yeah, it's been hard because there's such content.
because everyone's been really torn this week
and it's been a really big deal
and I just don't want that to be a thing.
So I don't know if we'll ever get there
but, you know, we could try some civility.
Civility.
Anyway, well, let's set the bar a wall
when we take baby steps.
Now I'm going to keep on walking back to my car
while we talk because we know that apparently
you can hear my voice over all the noise
of a park, let alone headphones
and an airplane. Am I right?
So I would just like to say,
bye, Brittany. I'm saying in this tone of voice. You don't think I'm yelling at you with your
supersonic hearing. And just know that this is a hug. It's not me shaking you and pouring
champagne over your head, even though I did just do that. But that's a love champagne. Reconciliation
champagne. Ah, baby steps. So there you go. It's over. It's done. Wow. They've decided to move
on. What a beautiful sentiment before Thanksgiving. I give thanks to this show. This was an
amazing episode. I'm sorry. This was a great one. And God, Salt Lake City, it's always in the
pocket. Always there. Yep. It's always a good one. So thank you guys. What a great show full
of wonderful turkeys for us. Always make us laugh consistently. And thank you guys,
the audience for always being here for us and allowing us to do this with our lives because
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because that was such a wild ride and I don't think I could have done it without you
I don't know how anyone could do it without you that was oh babe I love you
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