Watch What Crappens - #3091 RHOP S10E09 PART ONE: Case of the Ex

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

It’s not a Bravo show unless there’s a leak! But this is a fun one. The Real Housewives of Potomac try to nail down Stacey for allegedly gossiping to Chris Samuels, but it blows up in their face yet again. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad-free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. What's what happens when there's so much than crappins. Welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today on the first day of December. It's Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Well, hello, Benoons. How you doing, buddy?

I'm feeling refreshed and wonderful after taking a very long Thanksgiving weekend. How are you doing? Good. I'm back in Texas. So it's good because look who is behind me on the couch. It's Bueller, sleeping. Beules. Having his little nice piglet life back there. Look at the glorious Bueller.

Living the life. Well, I'm sorry that you're in Texas because that means that tomorrow I'm going on Jeff Lewis for the first time without Ronnie because Ronnie's in Texas. I know. So I know. It's crazy.

But Julia Cunningham looks like will be on with me. And we love, love, love, love Julia. So I'm looking forward to that. Go listen to Jeff Lewis tomorrow. Also, I was on Morley Corrupt with Ms. Rachel Lindsay last week to go check that out. I forgot to plug it on the show. But that was a really fun episode.

Yeah, she's a good chick. So go listen to that over on her podcast. Morley Corrupt, okay? Yeah. And I don't know. We're doing Amazon Live today, and we also are doing Crappy Hour. So we have a whole bunch of stuff that's happening later this afternoon. That's going to be live, live, live, live, live.

So come join us for all of those things. I think there was something else. Plus an insanely busy week. I mean, we've got Southern Charm is back. We've got Vanderpump Rules returning. We've got Real Housewives of Beverly Hills returning. We've got married to medicine return. And we're going to check in with that one.

Do a couple recaps of that bad boy. So, yeah, there's a lot happening in our world. It's like rest, have some, you know, carbs for the holidays. And boom, welcome back to 10 shows a week, baby. Yeah, it's going to be a lot. wild one um so anyway to that effect let's dive into it let's get into potomac which was so good and so hilarious um where we last left off um stacey was just handling keirna kierna was trying to take down stacey and uh what i thought was so funny was that there was this line this very funny

line that the last episode ended with which is kierna saying you know what like i would never trust you around my husband and stacy says you don't have one and it's hilarious and what i loved is that basically when i turned on bravo last night i heard it three times within within the span of 60 seconds because you turn it on and you hear the end of the replay from last week so you turn on the first thing you hear is i would never trust you around my husband you don't have one and then previously i would never trust you around my husband you don't have one and then this episode starts i would never trust around my husband you don't have one they just really drilled it in how much kierna lost that fight i was just cracking up and you know that line is spoken on every housewives show at some point

right it's like oh she doesn't have a husband ooh burn you know and it's usually so annoying like who cares why do we all have to have a husband you know there's more to life than having a husband you know there's all that that usually goes on because it's been happening since the dawn of the show that's like one of the big dises it's like a different trope on this show a trope dis on this show but just the way stacey did it and just knowing how much keirna cares you know about yeah because she cares she really identity she really needs that for her identity like it really bothers her that she's not and so that's why it burned so bad and it was good and it's also good just because it's fun seeing a qvc host pissed off i mean if

there is one person trained in this world to not get pissed off it's a qbc host i mean buddha would yell before a QVC host yeah um it's it's really a very special thing to witness and um it was just it's it's great it's great work um so that's where we start up again uh oh by the way do you hear this no that's the sound of silence because guess what america i finally got my chair fixed so no more creaky chair in the background of the podcast i'm sorry for everyone who had to deal with that. Oh, yes, there will be. You fixed it.

Because I didn't fix my Texas one. So I'll be squeaking plenty. Don't you worry, everybody. It'll be still be here. Some will be squeaking at all times. Okay. So we started up with Kierna again, saying, again, saying I would never trust you with my husband and Stacey's saying, you don't have one.

Kierna goes, and guess what? You don't have one either, bitch? What about Timo? What about Timo? Which, you know what that's got to be killing Kierna? Because, like, in her mind, she was probably watching last week's episode and being like, but I said something back. They made it seem like she ended me, but I said something back.

Yeah, you said something back, but it doesn't count, babe. I mean, she had Timo, which is more husbands than you've ever had. And Timo, she left Timo and then took him back. So she's had a husband twice. So that's, you know, it's even sad. Kierna just drop it, you know. And Kierna is also just still going too hard. It's every episode that Kieran is trying to start something with somebody, and it just

falls flat every time. And it's getting more and more fun because her face is getting crazier by the day, too. Have you noticed? Like, I think she's just pulling, she's just getting so stressed that she's like pulling her hair back tighter and tighter. And it's like moving her eyes back. And she's just getting a crazier face now, too, to go with all of the fail. And it's just, it's just delicious, you know, because it's so well-earned. I know.

It's like, Kierna and Angel, they're just like, they're just like the worst right now. and what's so frustrating is that they're bringing around the hottest guys ever to this show and it's like why can we can we get like someone who brings hot guys who's actually interesting to watch why like why do we have to have these two be our ambassadors because it's like we know if we say okay get rid of kyrna and angel we lose bobby and karenna's brother that's just not fair to us oh my god kiren his brother good lord i wasn't expecting that like happy thanks well we saw him last season we saw him last season in a polo shirt and he was hot then and then this time He was like, oh, I want to show America what I'm really working with.

I was like, oh, my goodness, gracious, Kierna's brother. He doesn't even have a name. He's just Kiana's brother. Wow. Wow. Yeah, what a handsome feller. So, yeah, she's screaming, where's Timo? Where's Timo?

And Stacey's like, here you go, acting a fool. She goes, oh, really? And that's a great defense mechanism. Well, what? And someone's like, well, someone. here, told Chris, Tia, who, you know, look, I like Tia on the show. She's a great edition, and I'm never going to not like her, but I'm not liking her jumping on the bandwagon.

Tia's coming a little too hard for Stacey, and I don't like it, because especially later in the show where they all have the mean girls, like, gang up. Like, they're like, let's have a meeting just to talk shit about Stacey. And Tia's there, you know, lisping away with them. And I just don't, I don't like it. It's not a good look for you. I know. It makes me very upset.

said that Tia is on the wrong side with this one. You know, Tia's just so wonderful, but that is the mean girl side, and it's the losing side, I would like to also add. So Stacey, so Tia's like, somebody here told Chris about what happened. And Stacey's like, well, I don't talk to Chris. Zella's like, yeah, this one does,

doesn't know girl Koda, she's not to be trusted around husbands or children, nah, or anybody else's. Okay, now we're putting her on Megan. list. I mean, seriously. She's like, she cannot go within 30, 30 feet of a school or a church. Like, what are you making her out to be some child molester for it now, Giselle? Jesus Christ, and let's not forget, Giselle was the one spreading that Chris was trying to, like, sexually assault her in some dressing room or something. And, oh, made her feel uncomfortable using, using language that would hint that he was, like, kind of assaulty with her. Giselle's disgusting.

I love Giselle. Giselle can also be disgusting. They can be two things at the same time. Giselle's always been one of my favorites. Yeah, yeah. I love disgusting things. So wrong. Listen, I eat peanut M&M's out of my belly button.

Do you think, you know what? You think I'm going to kick you out of the car if you're disgusting? I'm not. Okay, I'm a human being. I pick my nose. I have poop. You know what? You know what?

You're welcome at this table. But the thing is, the thing is that I think Giselle is going hard on Stacey right now because Stacy, Stacey sort of has Giselle's number about the football player that Giselle went on date with. She basically used Gisel's tactics against her in Nevis and Gisle's not happy about that. So she's going to go extra hard because as we've discussed many times and as I will always bring up, just

in case someone is just brand new to our podcast, I don't see where Stacey violated girl code here whatsoever. She going on a date whether or not she went on a date with Chris it doesn't matter. None of that is a violation of girl code because she only met Monique two episodes ago. So there's no violation there. If she has a pre-existing relationship with Chris, because they're already friends, and then she sits at a table with Monique and Monique says, yeah, the reason why we got divorced is because he treated me like a piece

of meat. And you already know, you don't know this girl, but you know, but you have a friendship with the husband. It's not out of the realm of possibilities. And it's definitely not a violation of Girl Code, even just to text her friend to be like, hey, just so you know, I just met, I'm I'm at lunch with your ex and she's saying these things about you. Like, I just don't think that's a violation. I do. I mean, I do think that that's a violation. I think that if I think that dating him is not, but I think that if she called him and told him

filming information and made it, you know, said what Monique said, which Monique did say, like what we hear isn't exaggerated. Monique did say that, you know, that he treats me like a piece of meat and stuff. But by the way, it's not a crazy, I don't think these are salacious details. It's not like, I mean, Monique. was sort of like it's when she said don't enter me you can never enter me again that's definitely like a who like you know moment but it's not like she was revealing a very um well I mean it was it was an important it was an intimate story but but I don't think that like

when someone's saying you know what and then like we had like we had sex and then he like gave me a cold shoulder afterwards and I was like I'm done with him I don't think that's like a crazy thing to be like hey your ex just said this I don't know I just don't know I just Don't like I understand like it's maybe not cool, but I think when we were talking about a girl code when you don't know this person. I don't know. I don't think it's still a girl. So I think like getting him would be but girl code. It is fucking with girl code. If you like turn around and tell the guy every thing that she said at the dinner. But we don't know. Okay. So technically. I mean I think I think. Technically. I think. Technically yes. I just don't think that it deserves this level of scrutiny. No, because they were already giving her this level of of crazy. You know, this level of push back the whole season. So this. is just one more thing and it's like you guys you're like the ladies who cried wolf you know you're the you're the ladies who cried girl code and i've had enough is jazelle going to ice out cookie for talking to chris exactly well that's the big thing here why is nobody mad at cookie for being friends with chris but except cookie and monique are not friends so that would not be a violation of girl code because she hates

they hate each other but why are we trusting sophia i don't i don't know her so um and everyone's like Well, she's friends with Karen, though. Yeah, and Karen's one of the messiest people on this show. Are we forgetting? I like that Karen has, like, you know, gone to prison, gone to jail for the DUI, and everyone has elevated her to Sainthood now. It's crazy. It's still Karen.

Come on now. So, Stacy's like, well, why don't we call the person accusing me of a lie then? And Wendy's like, oh, who can call Quith? You know Quith, don't you? Don, don't you? Hover, boy. It's me. Thah, Thaw.

I'm not a hoverboard. Cherise just hoverboards in from the sky. And it's like, yeah, it meets the weath. And nobody needs me to be meth. Is that a pun? Yeah. Yeah, we didn't even mention that Cherise was in the scene last week. And I remember, like, over the course of the week, I was like,

oh, we forgot to call out that Cherise was in the scene. And then I thought, do we have to call it every single time Sheree shows up? We don't have to. But then, guess what? Cherise plays a role. She's like, guess what? I am the eldest wag in the room. So I have all the phone numbers

Of all the football players Has the L-D-S wag of all the wags So Cherise called, she's like, I'll call Quiz, so she calls him And actually that's kind of more windy Therith is more like this You're like, I'll call Chris right now So she does

And it rings and rings And she's like, hi, Quiff, this is Thouith, Is that a pun? And he's like, what can I do for you? Cherise He told me, the cell phone is like the size of a Tic-Tac in his hand. he's like hello there so she's like okay with i'm just imagining he's just like

you're right i was holding it like this for chris he'd be like hello there it's like it's like those many microphones people use he's like i'm good what is happening ning nigh n five so form i smell the blood of a housewife's fine what can I do for you okay Chris I'm good I'm actually filming which I know thank you very much and we had a situation where cookie was made to look bad and I know you and cookie a very good friend and I just want to know if state team communicated with you about a conversation that was how about Monique that's it yes and no Chris yes and no so he pauses or at least they make it seem like he pauses and then he goes I don't know

anything about what the fuck y'all people are talking about okay good have a good night so stacey's like well we called and here we are you made a phone call and still she rises still i rise talk about drama talk about cell service talk about clarity talk about a reliable network so no one believes this, though. It seems like most of the men feel like Chris is covering for Stacey. That's the implication. Because, you know, then Karen is like, well, then how do you know that there was a conversation? Like, how do you know about that? And

Stacey's like, well, you called Chris and you still want to accuse me of being a liar? He just told you no. Yeah, and everyone's like, you're a liar, you're a liar. And Jazeel's like, nothing would convince me that she did not tell him nothing. Yes, I'm believing Stacy. And also,

I believe that pigs fly. Of course I don't believe her. Princess Ben. So Stacey is like, it's very clear to me that no matter what I do or what I say, everyone is always questioning me. So fine, but I could care less. We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated. All right, Maya, take a seat.

Okay. So Jassy says hi to Greg. Greg walks in, so Jassy waves hi to Greg. She's the one who does it I guess they all like draw straws No, Greg comes over Yeah, he comes over He just walks over

Yeah Whatever, it's like It's like, I don't know It's like saying a turtle walked in the room It's like, okay, fine That would actually be more I was gonna say That would be amazing

We'd all be like, oh my God I love that video Where you became friends with the chicken On the dodo So Giselle's gonna celebrate Her 10 million listens for her podcast and Stacy is trying to like she's sweating so she's just trying to wipe down and Wale is having a conversation with Ashley Waleigh from the Love Hotel and he's like your

eye shadow looks good everything looks amazing because now he's going to be nice he can pretend like he wasn't ignoring her before yeah Waleigh you're so thirsty and he was much cuter on love hotel right he was really cute I remembered him being cute on love hotel I don't he wasn't cute on this but maybe it's because he's got like the thirst filter on because wherever there's a camera there's wallet just trying to get into the camera you know into the shot or whatever and so he honestly i have to say i kind of love the strange trickling of love hotel men throughout these shows now like on orange county we had like phil came back and so did that one guy without like the chin and then now we have wallet they're kind of like all floating through and it's just like fun to see these awkward

men kind of you know getting a second chance in the limelight for like one second yeah so um shirre She's lost, right, because she called Chris, and that was a big lose, but she still wants to get one for the winning team. So she's like, okay, girls, well, last time she and I went out, we met these guys, right? And they're all married, and the guy that she likes goes to the bathroom. And the other guy says to her, oh, I can see you guys who are into each other, but he's married. And this trick looks at him and says, what does that have to do with me? Boom. So everyone's like, oh, my God.

Stacey's a whore Stacey's a whore Man's stealing Oh, a burner alive Suddenly you can't make jokes Suddenly you can't have like a funny shady joke I mean I don't know I mean whatever

So I'm like I'm gonna defend Stacey no matter I know but I also just love the thought That when the cameras go down Stacey just turns into this like Sex hungry vixen You know It's like suddenly she's like Okay cameras are down

I was like, mm, what are you doing tonight? Married man. Yeah. I sold a camel sweater today. Fuck me in every orifice. Let's go. Yeah. Well, then, yeah.

So, I mean, I kind of feel like sort of with the logic of like, this is not really how I believe, what I think. But part of me feels like if you're going to use the logic that these women are using, then what, Sheree, what were you and Stacey doing that? Going out with two married men in the first place, you know? Like, I think they were just talking to people at the. bar, right? Because she just said they were with, I mean, I'm assuming that there were just people they were talking to at a bar. I don't know. Now, that being said, I do fully believe that the Stacey, who's on camera, is very different than the one when the cameras are off. And I love that for her. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial.

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as a result of it. To find out the full incredible story, follow British scandal wherever you listen to podcasts or listen early and ad free on Wondery Plus. So Wendy is like, Stacy is talking to Wendy to be like, can you get me together and everything. And when she's like, oh, she's like, oh, girl, they had you up on the ropes, girl. Like, you were, you were up on the rope. She goes, oh, my God, put Vaseline on my eyes. Please do this. Oh, wow, you will really have the whoops. Put it on my knuckles. And so, you know, then we cut back to Greg. And Greg's like, no one spoke to me, everybody. I got a little jealous. And Jazzy's like, well, we spoke to you. We said,

there's Greg, remember? And then we just decided to keep arguing. So sorry about that, but we are working. Okay. So then Vivian. I wonder how. I wonder how Greg feels by the way going to this party and it's like you know the men always have to stand by the side and watch their their women fight and it's just like Greg and then you got darius and bobby he's like flanked i mean i i kind of feel like Greg has the energy of someone he sort of has that like napoleon energy of of someone who's trying to exert power on his women because he feels like inadequate in other parts of his life and i can't imagine that that's the between two like giant football players made him feel any better about himself you know yeah it's like using

bookends but you've only collected like you know one really small book it's not even a book it's just like a trinket it's like a yo yeah you found it's a rubic's cube um so then there's vivian vivian's talking to tia and they're bonding over the fact that they are uh nigerian which is cool i love that this show has really become it's like half the cast is wags, half the cast are Nigerians. I think that's such a fun combo. Yeah. I like that Vivian's like, oh, you don't like Stacey?

Great, I'll make dresses for you. Let's get together. So they talk about being Nigerian, and then Angel, Giselle, who said she's going to go enjoy her party. Of course it's not. She's not going to do that because it's Giselle, right? So she's like, oh, by the way, yeah, Wendy, just so you know why. Angel was all in my face talking about how she got smoke for you.

So come over here, Angel. Come over here, Angel. Get some smoke for Wendy to her face. And, you know, then we see the conversation the angel had where she's deciding to be upset with Wendy now. So Wendy goes, okay. So she's like, okay, make it make sense. Angel, you got smoke for Wendy. The smoke is smoking hot.

Smoking hot, everybody. Gather around. Next fight. Next fight. Let's keep it moving. People audition season. Let's keep it moving. So Angel, Angel's like, it just feels more like I feel like you just don't treat me right.

I mean, I feel like once you get to know me, you'll see me as a different person, but you haven't had a chance to get to know me. I was surprised she didn't say that. That's like her line this entire season. In fact, I was surprised she didn't say that the entire episode, even later when she had people over to her house. I was shocked. The angel was like, guys, I'm really glad that you're finally getting a chance to know me. I'm like, oh God, if she says that again. So Wendy's like, I don't treat you white.

She's like, no, you don't. You're dismissive and snide like you're being right now and passive aggressive. Well, what do you want her to do? Like, give you a hug. Like after you accuse her of something she didn't do, like, of course, she's going to dismiss you because it's an outlandish thing that you're doing. It's crazy that you're bringing this up yet again, that you're still upset about something that was discussed and dealt with weeks ago. And it was also primarily Giselle who did it.

And now all of a sudden you're going to resurrect it to be mad at Wendy. And now you want her to not be snide to you because of it. I don't think so. And Wendy's done a very good job. I think this season in general. She's having probably her best season. And with Angel, I think she's being very patient. She seems to be like, okay, it's a new girl.

She's going to try and start a fire with me, whatever. And she's just keeping it kind of calm, cool, and collected, you know. And in this one, Wendy's like, okay, you want it. Okay, I'll just give it to you. But she doesn't in such a board way, which is so funny. And she's like, oh, no, I'm being direct. And let me just tell you this. I'm not the one to have a problem, okay?

Because I don't have an issue with you. It's a one-sided beef. It's a one-sided beef. And she's like, well, do you see, this is dismissive and gaslighting. Okay, you said gaslighting. I can't. What are you fucking 20? Get out of here.

Everything is not gaslighting. I know. You can try to psychoanalyze me if you want. I'm like, I don't think she even tried to do that. She basically was like, you're trying to have an issue with me. I don't have an issue with you. So go do this if you want, but I'm not going to engage in this. Yeah, by saying gaslighting, you're the psychoanalyzer, not her.

What are you talking about? You're throwing out some bullshit tick tops, you know, pop psychology. She's terrible. So Wendy's like, I don't need to. Okay, I can tell what you were thinking while you were talking to me. I could tell. And Angel's like, oh, because you're Miss Cleo. Come on, Angel.

So Wendy's like, yesterday Tia told me that Angel was upset because she saw me at the airport and Nevis and I didn't say hi to her. And you say that you saw me at the airport, correct? And she goes, I did see you. Yeah, so you don't say hi? Well, you didn't say hi to me either. Wendy just like And case closed

You cannot complain about someone saying Hi if you don't say hi also Like you can say hi first It's like you know what I hate is when people say You never call me You never call me I'm like the phone works two ways Yeah exactly

Yeah exactly So So um Now she's like Well we addressed that she felt like The whole catfish comment came from you So did you originate the catfish conversation And Stacey's like

How did the catfish comment come from Wendy Wait Jiselle was one who said catfish nothing can dim the light which shines from within and joselle's like yeah no no no she didn't wendy said it wendy said it oh she said it i said it da i said it da i said it da i did wendy's like she wants to have a problem and so now wendy and stacey are both saying like jazelle said it and then we see footage of josell saying it so wendy's like okay instead of you coming for josell it's me that you want to come for and he just like well me and josell had a conversation and this is just another example of you being dismissive angel you literally walked

into a conversation and put yourself you did a self-fulfilling prophecy you went into a conversation put yourself in a position where she would dismiss you and then you got mad that she dismissed you yeah you came up with the court case that was dismissed you came up with a dismissable case okay if you don't want to be dismissed then stop being dismissable get some evidence ma'am so wendy's like no this is another example of you falling flat and just like So it's like, ooh, Wendy's coming out. And so I'm just like, well, I'm done. Thank you.

I don't choose to engage. You started it. You literally chose to engage. I know. Wendy's like, you're saying no thank you as if we want to hear a girl. And she goes, it's fine. Karen's like, are we still having the same chat? Oh, I know, Kiana, you're not the one who's going to be complaining about the same

chat. Storylines coming up again. Should we go back to two seasons ago where you spend an entire season talking about how no one paid attention to you while you had diarrhea? Oh, listen up Scarface. So she's like, here comes her Siamese twin. Get on the piggyback. Get on her back. And I only say Scarface because I don't see a scar.

So I don't know where that thing is, but I still haven't seen it. Even more damning. Listen up Al Pacino. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up, absolutely gorgeous face. Quiet down, model face.

Shut up cheekbones. Shut up cheekbones from a family that all has amazing genetics. Shut up. So Stacey's like, here comes her Siamese twin. Get on the piggyback. Get on the piggyback. Get on her back then. Kieran was like, girl, you just got off the back.

Because they just ignore her, because it's just another stupid, nonsensical Kieran Aligned, so they just ignore her. And Wendy's like, okay, listen to me, Kay. Can you guys just stop? Just stop. Oh, well, of course. A Giselle event is going to be an eventful day. It should have been called the $10 million battle, though.

Princess Byrne. Princess Byrne. Two, two, the first ten minutes of it. So Stacey is like, okay, well, what do you have to talk about besides me? And Karen's like, everything. She's like, well, what, for example, what? Everything, everything, my life, my business, my condo, my man, my things. Well, the only time you speak up is when it's about my names.

Well, what do you have going on? Well, I have a husband and a ring and you don't. Which is again so funny because, like you said earlier, I feel like Stacey's bringing this up mainly because she knows that that matters more to Kierna. I don't think that stays, I don't think this is a big deal for Stacey, but I think, think it's a big deal for Keirna. It's insecurity. Right. And Kierna's like, I don't want that ring. It's cloudier than a motherfucker. She's like, oh, is it? Oh, really? Well, it's probably cloudy compared to nothing. Go run after Greg. Go beg. Well, you got to talk about a man you paid. Did you pay T.J? And Stacey's like, go back. That's old. That's last season. That's old.

Don't do me. I know a tired asshole when I see one. You're a tired asshole from Detroit and I know when Oh, yeah, well, you look like a troll. I love Stacy coming out. Like, finally, Stacy's like, fine, I'll just fight these bitches, you know? Because for Stacy to be like, you look like a troll, that's a lot for Stacy. And she's like, um, don't do me. I like it, by the way, I like her dedication to fairy tale insults because it was only a few weeks ago. She's like, you're an imp.

I'll bet you couldn't even figure out one of the riddles from the sewing guy. I hope you get pricked and fall asleep for many years. He's a troll and an imp. Shut up, you a little boy made out of wood. You're just a big bad wolf. So, Stacey tells Giselle, okay, congratulations on a beautiful event and congratulations on your success. And good night. And T's like, Stacey's leaving.

And Gator's like, bye. And Jassie is like, but Stacey, I haven't seen you since the wedding. She's like, okay, well, open your eyes, honey. I'm not welcome here. I've come to support her, and now I'm going to leave. And she's like, but why? She's like, I'll talk to you later. And Giselle's like, if you're going to go, please go, please go, please go.

It's like, I pushed it. I pushed the elevator button. She's like, please go. So, Giselle, Giselle's really overplaying her hand. This woman has done nothing to you. This woman has done nothing to you. And now you're following her to the elevator, pushing the down button and kicking her out of your event like you lost chazelle how many stupid storylines are you going to lose until you shut up

oh many many many and she's going to come even harder at stacey at the reunion now that stacy has become like the people's champion now that everyone is like obsessed with stacey everyone loves her so now that's going to make jazelle even angrier so josell's going to just like double down and wendy wendy really she she backed the winning the winning the winning horse here Right? Like, Wendy needed an amazing season, given the scandal that she's in. She needed to emerge from this as like the people's hero as well. And Wendy's having a great season. She's backing, like, the one that we all love.

It's just like everything is turning up, turning up roses for Wendy, except for the fact that she may be facing serious jail time. But aside from that, it's a great look for her. Not maybe. Is facing serious jailhouse? So Stacey's like, well, I push the button already. Well, I'm pushing it too. I'm pushing the button.

No, I'm pushing the button. No, I'm pushing the button. No, I'm pushing the bar. I'm pushing it. I'm pushing it. I'm pushing it. So, um, just, I was like, I don't like what I've heard and I need to marinate on it. Like, okay.

So you could also just stop talking about it and let Stacey do her own thing at the party and you can marinate later tonight. But that's fine. Yeah. So Stacey and Jassy get in the elevator and leave. And, uh, meanwhile, Angel goes to Bobby, who's just like sitting there being hot, you know? And she's like, well, I told you I was going to say something to her. And she was nasty. and she was dismissive.

She was not nasty. She was dismissive, but I mean. She was not nasty. She was dismissive with, and we heard of Ben and Ronnie say, you know, we rule in favor of the dismissive. Yeah. I love that. We dismiss you and we are, we sustain the dismissiveness. Yeah, sustained, exactly.

So Bobby goes, water off the duck back, Mama. I'm sorry. Was that dismissive? That was dismissive. That's dismissive. He's kind of like, you need to stop. He's like, remember when I told you last episode when I crossed my legs for America? You need to just chill out while I'm saying it to you again.

Water off a duck's back. Yeah. So now they're doing more cheers to Giselle's $10 million. And then it's time to catch up with the ladies. The party's over. So Stacey is with Heral Bella. We're going to make some pizza. She's like, do you want pepperoni?

Or would you like, my favorite flavor. You are alone enough. You have nothing to prove to anybody. God, I love that topping. I was so proud of you, baby, who did so well. The first race that you won, how did you feel? Like, did you know that you were that much head of the other people?

It's just like, yeah. Sure did. So then Timo joins them, and Arabella's like, I literally tried my hardest, but we were only a second away. Oh, that's too bad. It's so funny. I remember when I was your age, I always won all of my swimmeats. Oh, well.

Okay, Timo, welcome back to the pizza party. Yes, you know, as her father, there's one thing I would like to say about losing, you know? You lost only by one second, okay? But still, you lose. Well, wait a second. That's not really a quote that we go by in this house. Not as a Timo quote, and still you lose. This is what we say in Germany.

Close, but no schnitzel. Myr schnitzel lose. My Schnitzel Luce says, still you lose. Still you lose my schnitzelieu. So, Timos, like, it was pretty close. Who want to give me shovel? I would like shovel. Now is the time for shovel.

It's like what? Pizza shovel. Is it time for pizza shovel? Oh, oh, you mean the paddle. Whatever it is called. Give me pizza shovel. The pizza shovel. Isn't that sexy?

Oh. So he slaps her butt with the pizza paddle. thing. And she's like, oh, you helped your father with taking that outside. Bella, take the, set the table, please. And she's like, thank God I have people who love me and support me. As I walked out of that party and out of that negativity, I'm walking into everything that sustains me as a mother and a wife at home. I found that among its other business, its other benefits, giving liberates the soul of the giver. No time for poetry. Time for pizza shovel. Okay, well, Arabella, get in here.

It's time for pizza shovel. So Arabella comes in, she's like, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. Now is the time to stop talking about pizza. Now is the time we eat about pizza. So they sit down and Stacy's like, I am thinking about pizza night back at home with my husband and not on a date with anybody else's husband. Okay. So she's talking about Timo and how they're not putting labels on anything

because we don't want to confuse Arabella. So we don't want We just told her we got a divorce We can't just be like we're back together So we just make pizza shovel jokes at each other and giggle We just make pizza with pale crusts And serve them to her and say this is real pizza And she says, why is it in the shape of a kid's drawing of a house

And we say no, that's a circle And she goes no, it's a house We say it's a circle And we just gaslight her until she believes that everything's okay And she'll never watch television Or ever find out about this situation Ooh, well, I've got a lot of things coming up this week for Shio, Mommy's Gummies, Arabella. So I've got meat and greets where I actually go to dispensaries, and I meet people that are trying Shio and eating Snickers bars off the back of their hands for some reason, or one time I saw a guy eating manis straight out of the jar.

What do you think about this, Arabella? Arabella's like, yeah, I think it's cool that you have a gummy bear brand, and they laugh. And she's like, Arabella doesn't necessarily understand cannabis, but she understands that mommy has a line of gummies that are helping people feel happy and joyous. So what we like to do is we like to present information to Arabella and then lie about it right away. So she's at maximum confusion when the truth comes out later in her life.

Now we go to Ashley and her boys. And she's like, oh, you saw a bunny in the house? Was it a bunny or a bug? Oh, I hope you took the bug outside. You know, we don't kill bugs around here. He's like, I would never kill a bug mother. Don't you worry about it. I sit in that bug off the kitchen counter and put it on the floor and I said, you're not allowed up here.

This space is for children only. So then, so Mimi comes over, aka Sheila, aka Ashley's mom, and the kids are like, keyboard, keyboard, keyboard. So I thought this was funny to me. I don't know if you had this thought, but like, Ashley has this very nice little kind of keyboard situation for the kids and has like a TV screen attached where you can like learn lessons. So Dylan goes and he sits at this keyboard and he puts his hands out on it. I was like, oh my goodness is. I literally thought for a moment like this kid's been taking like little childlike lessons

and he may actually be secret. I thought he was going to play something really good. And he's like, boom, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's like moonlight somatying out. But no, it's like he said. Which makes a lot of sense with Ashley's, you know, intonation problems. Yeah, I really, I really thought it's, and she's trying to get him to play loving and survive and whatever's called. Healing and I'm thriving, not just survive.

It's like, plumb, blom, blom, blum, blum, bling, bling. It actually made the song better. So now Sheila and Ashley, she's like, I'm so proud of these. That it's called master musicianship, Mommy. Now, please, retire to the other room. So you and Mummy's wig can talk about her terrible, useless man. Like, okay. Mommy, will you be singing me a song?

What type of song? I don't know. A song for the piano man. That's who I am, Mommy. Oh, okay. I'd like to sing you. I would like to play you, a wonderful Elton John. on tune called Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me. Are you ready? Ready? Yes. Blom,

Blom, blah, blah, blah. All right, we're going outside, honey. Before you do that, I'd like to dedicate this moment from Mozart to you. Are you ready for a lovely bit of classical music? Yes. All right. Okay, we're going outside now. So they go out and Sheila's like, okay, so I'm so proud of you, honey. oh wow look at your house everything looks so good please don't cut me off like Sheila always comes over with that voice like please honey please I'll do whatever you want anyhow your piano sounds great the kids are doing great your house is so clean the yard looks so nice please don't cut me off I know and now she's like well I was talking to uncle lump the other day and like no uncle uncle was like you just got to let Josh go and so I let Josh go and we see the flashback of uncle lump and i was like you know what i think it's time we need to do something for uncle lump he's been doling out good advice for these two ding dongs for over 10 years on this show and no one listens to him every single year he's like you got to leave michael darby

you got to leave josh you got to leave your boyfriend shila you got to do this you got to do that and they're like okay uncle lump great great advice and then they go do the opposite thing this poor man, he has to sit there every single season and just say the things that we are saying every single time, knowing that they're never going to pay attention to anything he says. Poor guy. Yeah. And so she's like, well, why do you want to get rid of Josh, honey? And she's like, well, you know, I just feel like we need to be realistic.

I mean, I don't want more kids. And marriage would be a plus because I've, you know, I've done that already. So I don't need it. But he hasn't even been married or have kids. What a loser. Yeah. And we see flashback to Uncle Lump being like, yeah, you know, like don't, you got to let him go. But then she's also says that by the way, Uncle Lump also said that, you know, like you, I have to start respecting what you're going to do too. And you see Uncle Lump saying like Ashley, like you have to give your mom the liberty to live the life that she wants to. She may be happy as you know a pig and shit. Like you just have to move on, which I'm sure he's told her probably like a million times. Because like at this point like it sounds like like she Sheila's boyfriend is, he sounds like a total deadbeat. It sounds like, and he sounds like he has some issues that are really affecting Sheila's life.

It's really sad what's going on, but at a certain point, you just have to let people live their lives. And, like, it's like, you just have to just, you have to let it go, Ashley, your mom's not leaving this guy. It's been 20 years. 23 is 23 years. So she's like, oh, my God, this guy's such a loser. My mom's never going to leave the guy. Well, Ashley, you fumbled her bag, you know, you got rid of Darby. Like, what are you going to do?

you gotta you gotta replace one in order for your mother to get over this one you need to get under another one okay with a lot of money so don't bevis and make it happen yeah i'm asking you know the thing is this i'm maybe maybe if someone else told us to shella she would listen i'm just not sure she's going to take advice from the from the person who married michael darby then was with josh and then was chose what's his face from love hotel ralph i mean like ashley your picker is not so great at yourself yeah you know i feel for sheila but you can only feel so much i mean it's been years no i mean and it's been 23 for ashley you know but even for me for this 10 i'm like oh god just who cares like what you're gonna do i have to i have to say uh to quote to quote a great

song from the 80s oh shila so um could you play that kid sure hold hold on please Oh, you ready. Blunk, brink, brink, blon, blah, blop. Oh, Sheeler. So now we go over to Wendy, who is arriving at Jazzy's house, and Darius is cooking for them. So sexy. Sexy cooking. So Jassy's like, I brought out the good stuff for you guys, girl.

And so she's put out of a little appetite. Well, I hope you're hungry because Darius has something else in the oven. Oh, I'm sorry. No pen intent. It's not my. oven. It's not my oven. Something was formed in another oven during the course of our relationship. It was preexisting. Something preexisting in the oven. Yeah. I was distracted in the scene because Jazzy put out a nice little spread, but she had this like plate of shrimp cocktail that she put

on like an armrest in between two sections of her sofa. And that really, I couldn't stop looking at that. That like kind of stressed me out. Like, first of all, it just seems like a weird place to put your cocktail in general, but also everything is gleamingly white or beige or cream in there. And you're going to put this shrimp, this dipable shrimp with a bright red cocktail sauce, like dangling, like on a plateau between the two seating areas of your sofa. It just felt like, no, jassy, daisy, don't do that. Those shrimp didn't look good. And I don't know what it was about the shrimp. Like, they looked very precariously placed on the rim of that cup.

I just felt bad for the shrimp. They looked like they were threatening something. I was like, don't jump. Don't jump. You have so much to live for. I was worried for the shrimp. I wanted them to be larger. I wanted them to be larger.

And I was going to say that they just didn't look right. But then we then went later on to Angels spread. And that really made Jazzy look like, you know, Martha Stewart went in there. So shrimp just looked like raggedy. You know how shrimp sometimes they look like they're torn? Like they're kind of too torn up. They just didn't. Maybe overboiled.

Yeah, something looked wrong with those shrimp, but they were there. And so, they were there. They were there. They were there. And so this is a Stacey, Wendy, and Jazzy meet up. And then the other girls are having like kind of a meaner girl meet up. Yeah. So those Jazzy's like, I literally hated to see my girl all over the place at the event because baby, at the end of the day, I want my girl to know I miss her.

And I'm grateful that she came to the wedding. And since we didn't really get to shoot too much in the wedding, We can pretend that this is kind of the wedding also, right, guys? I just want to mention that I got married since Bravo doesn't seem to pay attention to it whatsoever. I'll wear a wedding dress in the confessional. I don't care. I will do that. Can we please get another wedding shot?

So we see a shot of Stacey coming into the wedding and saying, hi. Congratulations. So when he's like, oh, that sounds like your girl knocking like that. You know she'd be knocking like she's from the FBI. You would know. Yeah, because it's Stacey. Yeah. Because Stacey's knocking.

So Jazzy's saying, I'm always banking on the beautiful side that I've gotten to see of Stacey. What is it? Guilty until, no, innocent until proven guilty. So I don't know what you did or what you didn't do, but I'm here to support you, Stacey, girl. Also, I'm just happy to find someone who will shoot with me so I can be on the TV show. Yeah. So she also got shrimp for her because she's pescatarian. So that is the raggedy ass shrimp.

That's the low effort that was left out. Low effort. No, but it will get lower efforter at angels. place. I like that Stacey goes, the shrimp of it all. That's what I'm going to say when I walk into a room. Oh, the shrimp of it all. So now they start talking about Stacey's like, well, can we talk about what happened after Jaze's event? I mean, what happened after I left? And when he's like, oh, can we talk about what happened while you were at the event, why you were at the event? Let's talk about that. And Jassie's

like, can we talk about what happened before the event? How about like, how about five seconds after the event? Like, which time frame do we want to discuss? We just talk about events in general. I love them. Do you guys have pizza shovels? So then now we cut over to Angels. So Angel has put out a spread that's like very supermarket coated. Like she has the supermarket cookies, which no snobbery.

Those cookies are delicious. But she has supermarket cookies. She has the supermarket tray of cubed fruit and the supermarket tray of cubed cheese. And then she also has the supermarket from cocktail, which is. smaller and sadder than what jazzy put out. And also it was like really what we saw were like cookies and shrimp. And I was like, this is a, I don't know if I love this combo right now. I mean, I love shrimp cocktail.

I love cookies. But I don't know if I want cookies and shrimp to be like my main offerings. Yeah, we're all not homemaking things for our like little charcutory things when the girls come over. But there's a better way to do it. Like, let's have some art in this. You know what I mean? Go to the buffet. section and like you get little containers of things and then place them beautifully like

you're just unwrapping cookies from the store and throwing them on a dish that's yeah like we see you this is a bravo audience you're gonna have to like really up your game here okay go to whole foods like stop stop going to albertsons for this you need to go to like something like nicer go to whole foods go to like if you have a person i don't know what the nice ones are out there in potomac but go there have them just do it for you but like you're a wag and you're on bravo like Like, you have to do better than this spread. I'm sorry, Angel. And this has nothing to do with my feelings about you as a cast member.

But it doesn't help. Relatively low. It doesn't help, though. Yeah. It doesn't help. So Angel's like, I have an announcement, everybody. I think I found the house that I'm going to buy. Wow.

Isn't that great? Everyone's like, oh, great. Now, rich lady's getting a house. Congratulations. And she's like, oh, it's so moving ready. And that's a big difference. Yeah. It has nine bedrooms.

Nine. It's a little big, but we can deal with that. God. I have a filter room It's just a big room full of Vaseline I just take all my pictures in there We're going to put in each bedroom We're going to put a W-A or a G

So it'll say wag, wag, wag, wag Because there's nine bedrooms So that's nine letters It's gonna be great And she's like As someone asks where her kids are at And she's like, hold on Let me get my binoculars

Oh, it's just that This property is just so vast Hold on, let me see if I can see them Oh, I can't see them Oh stop acting like you live in Yellowstone National Park for crazy sake. I know. Pull you up binoculars to try to find Bobby down by the

river. She just wants to like, she wants to just brag again that she lives by the river. He must be down by the river, which we all care about. I'm by the river guys. So, they talk about the house a little bit while everybody gathers. And Tia's like, ooh, he sounds fascinating. Doesn't

he, Jaze? You should have him on your podcast. And she goes, everybody wants to be on my podcast. One thing, Stacey's going to do is try to bring the group together uh that's she's going to bring the group together because we trauma bond overseas yeah so when we get together to trash cissy it's a kiki so she goes so jazzo starts saying about oh the party was oh it was 10 million party you know for our listens and everyone rose the occasion there was only one cheeto that came ah such a big deal the co-host

didn't show up huge huge deal huge deal uh So they're making fun of Stacey's dress And Giselle's like Yeah, she's the kind of woman You cannot trust, ah And he is like, yes, she She has just made this tangle web That's we're in right now

Which is so unnecessary It's like It's not the kiss of a spider woman More like the lies of a spider woman Who princess burn? So then we go back to Jazzy's And Stacey's like, I don't understand why Kay was screaming at me

over something that she heard from someone else, and I wasn't even given an opportunity to explain myself. When it comes to Stacey, Kay hypes up, do you hear me? Do you hear me? If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.

So, and she's right, Kierna, the only time Kierna gets excited is when she goes after Stacey. So, Angel, back at Angel, Giselle's like, well, Kierna, I just saw you when you were like, da-da-da-da-da-da. And she's like, yeah, I don't know why.

Just like when it comes to me, like, Stacey like messed up all of her, Detroit, all of her hood. It's like, no, because you're always coming for her. Like you are, Stacey is always just kind of like, oh, Harabella. And then you say something to her so she defends herself literally every single time. Yeah. And so then we go back to Jazzy's and Stacey's like, oh, do you guys think that Kay is trying to have moments with me? And then we see flashes of the season and everyone is Kay trying to come for her for no reason. And Wendy says, I think you are her favorite toy in the toy box.

Well, that means a lot to me because to be the favorite toy, I mean, that will sell really well on QVC. Zelle is like, what super bothers me about it is because y'all didn't know Monique when she was with her husband and to see her be able to sit down knowing what they have gone and divorced and talking about it. It was just like refreshing to hear her story. I mean, Giselle suddenly leaning into this, like, oh, how special. to finally hear from Monique when as if she wasn't one of the people who drove her off the show. And as if she didn't rip down Monique every second

that Monique was on screen. Four years. Four years. Every single season, Giselle was coming for Monique and trying to rip her down. Right from the very beginning. She didn't like that she had such a big house and then she was so braggadocious and all of that other shit. So shut up, Jazeel's like, me as

Monique's the biggest supporter. Even the bodyguard I was using to hold Monique back from murdering me, agreed that Monique was very, very raw. Yeah, I mean, I think she's trying to now recast it all by being like, oh, well, that was not the real Monique, because that was the unhappy Monique

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