Watch What Crappens - #3093 Married To Medicine S12E01: I Got Friends in Polo Places

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

Married To Medicine is back, and in a shocking turn of events, the season begins with Dr. Simone and Quad feuding. At this point, the whole cast is sick of it, but that’s sort of what makes it funny. Plus, Heavenly is missing in action, Toya has allegations, and a new crop of cast members is ready to stir the pot. So far so good! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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slash best of the year. Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap we just love to talk about on Bravo. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, paging Dr. Karam. Sorry, Dr. Rondel. Paging Dr. Randall is Ronan. Oh, hello. Enquad. And quad.

No, no. It's Antoia. Quat. Oh, yeah. Antoia. Dr. Jackie. Dr. Simone. Dr. Heaven.

Dr. Contessa. Toya. Always hilarious. How's it going, Ronnie? What's going on? Everything's great. You know what? Just coming back from the break,

feeling great, digesting, ready from Monday. You know, the onslaught of Bravo shows this week. So I'm just like, you know what? Just sit in your chair

and just relax and enjoy yourself. with your friend, honey, because it's going to be a lot of shows coming down the pike this week. Yep, this is where all of the promotion and marketing from Bravo Con pays off for Bravo because now all the shows are launching.

Thanksgiving is done. Time for new shows to start. So here we are with Marriott to Medicine. Just a reminder in case you hear this in time that we have crappy hour tonight. We also have an Amazon Live. Join us. Crappy hours at 5.30 on the West Coast and Amazon Live is at 4 o'clock on the

goes. It's back-to-back live action. Also, going on us on Patreon. You can watch us with Crappins on demand, bonus episodes, all that great stuff. Patreon.com slash watch for Crappins. Get the full experience, guys. So that's the big news around these parts. Married to Medicine, you know, we were so fortunate. We were very fortunate that we got to speak to Ms. Quad at BravoCon, speaking of

which, she was just lovely and beautiful. And that was, uh, that was, uh, that was great. I don't think we'd ever met Quad before, right? Is that our first time encountering Quad? Yeah, that's our first time meeting Quad. Yeah, loved her. She was so nice. Just as beautiful and charismatic in person. Yes. We also, we did see Contessa. I saw Contessa. I didn't talk to her, Contessa, but I saw her from like at that, the famed moment when we were standing at that entrance forever. Contessa came out. Toya also came out. So we definitely had our marriage medicine, you know, brushes at Bravo

Con, which was a delight. But yeah, it's fun to kind of revisit this show that we, you know, we covered all the way since the beginning. And we took off the last few seasons. But, you know, we're back. We're back with marriage medicine. Yeah, we are back. I don't know. We have to see how many of you listen to it and all that good stuff, like how long we're going to recap it. And I hope we get to, I hope everybody listens. We stopped recapping because really no one was listening to this podcast. Our numbers are really low on our marriage. Yeah. But this tends to come out when Bravo just gives us an onslaught of shows and right now that's what they're doing i mean they've got beverly hills coming back vanderpub rules coming back southern charm is back everything is on right now so if it gets to be

too much we will leave it probably up to a vote i would imagine right yeah we'll just we'll see how it plays out like december's also tough for us because we usually have pretty bad bandwidth issues everything gets kind of compressed into a two week two and a half week period and then we do all sorts of other stuff and there's events that's crazy so we're going to try our best but for right now let's just stay in the Every moment. Yeah, just stay in the present, guys. Yeah, I just don't want to promise things and then, like, take it away. You know what I mean?

But here we are. We will keep watching it as we always have. We've never stopped watching it, that's for sure. And it is married to medicine. As I said, we even did marriage to medicine in Los Angeles and Houston. So, you know, we've watched. We like Houston, actually. Yeah, Los Angeles was a chore.

But Houston was really good. I actually wish Houston came back. Houston was really good, actually. Houston, I feel like we forgot about that, but Houston was really good. Yeah, Houston deserves another chance, for sure. Yeah, that was great. Okay, well, here we are.

You know, one of my challenges from the past few seasons of Married to Medicine is that it kind of hits the same beats every single year. And admittedly, all these Bravo shows do, but really, marriage to medicine, it always starts with Simone and Quad being mad at each other. And it always ends with Simone and C-Sus.

taking everyone to the Caribbean for unlicensed couples therapy. It's always the same thing. And in the middle, Jackie maybe has like a party with vibrators. And then they have some sort of dinner where we've got to heal the sisterhood that never has been healed

in over a decade. The lemon squeeze has been squeezing. So there was part of me that was like, oh, again. But I don't know. For this time, I kind of was like, I was kind of like ready to It's like, I was like, let me, let's just dive into it. Rather than complain about it always being the same, embrace it for being a ritual.

Well, this time they actually did add some stuff to it. Like we've got, well, two newbies technically, but three, because Mimi was new last year. Yeah. But she didn't do that much, you know, she didn't have that big of a part. And this year, they kept her and then they added another couple of newbies. So I think that that'll kind of freshen it up to. And I always love the season when it always also starts. with Toya, pretending she's the mature one in the group.

I'm like, oh, my God, why can't everybody just start fighting all the time? You know, like, everybody just needs to get along. And then, you know, by the end of the first one, she's fighting and getting messy with. I just love it. And also, also the classic of Toya opening with a new house. I mean, every season, it's crazy. Every season. I actually thought this premiere was great.

I thought this was one of the strongest premieres they'd actually ever had. I really loved it. I was really in it. I think I was refreshed that the entire cast seemed as exhausted as I was between the Simone and Quad rivalry. It's gone on for so long, and they have these fake moments of healing. They literally kicked Quad off the show.

And like, she still came back. And it's just kind of funny because they do these things to make it seem like, oh, we're just going to move past this situation. And the way we're moving past it is we're just going to banish Quad from the show. She's moving on. The show is moving on. It's like, no, she's back. It's always in the same place.

And everyone just seems exhausted by it, which I thought was funny. The only thing that I really was sad about is that we got no Heavenly, which was surprising, but, you know, it seems like Heavenly is, you know, dealing with stuff. And maybe almost the producers were like, we've got so many new people on. Let's let them breathe a little bit because we know if Heavenly's on there. It's just, it won't be able to get a word in edgewise. Well, I think she's just staying away because of the Sun stuff. But Heavenly is, I believe, a friend of this.

year yeah so she's yeah she's gonna be just kind of in the background all season but it looks she's in the previews a lot isn't she is she credits what are you getting a what are you getting a what's her button like you i'm getting like a pump click you just said her name toya toy is doing a thing this season which i don't remember her doing every season where she's doing a squeak at the beginning of sentences that's new right but it's really funny she'll be like you guys be a betsy i'm like what is this squeak when did it and it's

consistent it's like every other you know paragraphs she'll start with a squeak um you may be right i'm looking at the you may be right I'm looking at the cast photo of marriage medicine married I just became a new yorker on bravo and it looks like we've got tessa

and Simone Jackie quad Toya's standing there Everyone's doing a pose And Toya's just standing there Like straight forward at the camera Like, oh, it's not the time I look at the camera And then

I'm the center hot, hot reader, right? What do you call those stethoscope? I'm the stethoscope, why? And then you have, is this, is this, what's her face? Well, you should have did. Steve Sanders is what's her name? What's her name?

What's her name? What's her name? Mimi. Mimi. Yes. It's Mimi, right? Mimi. Me, me,

How, I can't believe that. Heavenly is down. Backseat in this season. She's taking a back seat. So, which I guess is probably not something to say, because I think her son is accused of, like, trying to run over a cop or something, or, like, driving his car towards a cop.

I was trying to figure it out today. That's all I got. So here we go. We start, as we always do, with Simone with patience. And they're talking about the woman going, through menopause. And the wife is like, oh, my God,

the menopause is torturing my poor husband. And she's like, is the torture recent or has it been the entire marriage? He's like, it's recent, because it's recent. Look at him complimenting you. So then we are in sisterhood. And that's the other thing. I was so glad to hear the word sisterhood 900 times

because the only show that has eclipsed married to medicine in all these years, is the secret lives of Mormon wives in saying sisterhood. This show, I think this show... Heather Gay is making a run for it. Heather Gay is doing it, too. Oh, that's true. That's true.

So, anyway, then we go over to Toya. Yeah, and Toya's teaching her son to drive, which is crazy because it's just, you know, these children grow up. Soon, soon he'll be... Ashton will be having an entire season dedicated to him leaving for college, which is the tradition on Bravo.

God, the worst thing that happens is when these kids turn 18, and we have to sit through an entire season, of watching them go off to college very slowly. So anyway, he's a lot of kids these days about to have such a heavy foot, why you got to drive so fast? And he's like, you drive 100 miles per hour, mother.

And she goes, nah, and he goes, uh-huh, I've taken a photo of it. It's in my camera roll. Like, what? Ben, Contessa comes home and is hanging out in the kitchen. You know, I have to get something off my chest that I feel like I've never said in all these years of Contessa being on the show.

I hate her kitchen island. I've always hated her kitchen island with that big swoop in it. I don't know why. It drives me nuts. Every single year, I'm like, please fix that kitchen island. I know it's like... You're more of a standard rectangle kind of a guy. I want a standard rectangle, and she has that big swoop.

I just can't stand it. I don't know why. And when I saw her sitting at that swoop, I was like, I've had it. I have to say something. I cannot live like this any longer. People need to know how I feel about her kitchen island. I do not like it. Yeah, Contessa was doing that whole thing with Scott where, you know, they're like,

Our marriage sucks for a couple of years, and then they just got so, I think, bogged down in that. And now they're just like, we have the happiest marriage of anybody on Bravo. I know. Which I don't know that I really buy, but I prefer the fakery to whatever that was, because I didn't like that. I did not like it? I think Contessa is perfect in the role that she's playing today, where she's kind of the commentator. She commentates on everybody else's thing, and she's kind of the voice of reason. And that's how I like my Contessa.

Like, those are the doses of Contessa I like on this show. Yeah. But to be fair, I don't know any marriage that I could survive that sort of Kitchen Island. I mean, it's like, you're not going to, he's not going to survive it. And also, let's never forget his little, remember what I used to hate on his movie room? How he had the, he had the little, like, slate that said, like, Scott's movie rooms. I hated that. Yeah, he had a slate.

Didn't he have, like, popcorn cutouts, too? like a real movie theater. He had like a cut out of Nicole Kidman, like, thank you for being at the movies. We come to the movies to watch YouTube videos of Heavenly calling out the ladies. Yeah. So, yeah.

And then we go over to Miss Quad, and she's like, My party last night was Epic Baby, Honey! I love seeing Quad back. I love her. So she's a classic of the doll, Miss Quad's style. Classic the Doll, Miss Quad Style. We need to just collect all the Quad Lines

from over the years. Miss Jill the Davidil has it, baby. I think they should bring Jill back. She was a special kind of crazy. So she's like, 44 has never looked as good on anyone else, honey. And Quad is there with King, and he's like,

I'm making a little bit more of that truth serum from last night. He kind of talks like Craig, if you think about it. He sort of has that nasal mumble. And she's like, oh, you're making a mocktail? He's like, yeah, mocktails got you feeling nice, right? She's like, oh, I'm always nice when I'm around you. That's because I feel nice, king. And so then she grabs this wiener, and he's like, what are you doing?

She's like, oh, wait a minute now. I thought I felt something. So she's talking about how since New York, everything, the reunion, they mean, everything's been going really well, and they're very happy, and they're not living together yet, and they do not have a solution. Although Quad does have another try to solution for these ladies, always hating on her she's tried this before and she's going to try it again and that is her own group of girlfriends that she was done with so nobody can ever try and leave her out of scenes

and that's what she's doing today she's having a pool party with all her girls yeah but this time the new group of friends is actually on the show as opposed to having a rival show on i forget what network that was on that sister circle was on sister circle right she was on that sister circle was that TV show. She was on. She was a co-host, which was great. But then they all got jealous of her. And she also was kind of like, I'm now on, I'm a co-host of a show. So I don't need to, like, show up to marriage medicine. And they had a whole issue. They actually filmed many, and they actually flashback many times the big fight they had, the big sister circle fight that they had from years ago, which was nice to remember that. So anyway, now we have Angel. And Angel,

is the nurse, right? She's like the hot nurse. I think she's the hot nurse, right? Yeah. And so Quad says, Angels are good friend. They've been friends for many years. Yes, honey. And she's beautiful, and she's smart.

And she's degreed up. Baby's got about three degrees. And she's a very successful nurse, a true hustler. And Quad is here for all of it. All of it. All of it. Yes. And Angel's like, hey, so who showed up, Quad?

Who showed up to the party? She's like, well, all the girls came. She goes, well, King's like, except for dot, dot, dot. Well, except for Simone and Cecil. They didn't even come to my party that I only invited them to two hours before. So then we go over to Simone and Jackie who were doing their, you know, customary or their, whatever, their customary lunch. Except today it's not on the little park bench outside the office. Today it's in some kind of cafeteria.

Yeah, I was like, this show's budget is amazing this year. They love the budget. I did not appreciate watching them have lunch, not at a outdoor table that had like a great top that food falls through and lands on your knees because we all have been there, right? You know, where you think you're, you're safe because your legs are under the table, but you're at an outdoor picnic table that's actually a graded surface. I hate that, a graded surface. Catch up all over your knees. Yeah, so annoying. Yeah, they just got sick of paying people to wipe off the table.

So they just made them all greats. Yeah. They're like, okay, fine. So we're going to go into a cafeteria. So Jackie is like, someone's like, where have you been? And Jack is like, well, I've been doing mostly meetings today. How's your day been? Well, you look adorable.

Okay, well, I've been on calls tonight because I guess, oh, hold on one second. I've got a phone call. So she's doing like doctor talk on the phone. And Jackie keeps trying to butt in with advice, which is funny. She's like, send a CMP, LDA, Uric, acid, just to make sure we are on top of the sisterhood. And Jackie's like, how many weeks? How many weeks are you? She's 31 weeks, right?

I got somebody being nosy. Another OB, GYN need to mind her business. Well, tell her she's a very smart friend. Tell her she sounds fat from here. She should work on that. So, what was the name of her fitness thing again? Why am I blanking on it? It's like...

What was it? It's like, cool. Can't... It's like... So fat, you can't show your face in public. Isn't that? Hold on, I have to look it up because we can't go without knowing that.

Dr. Jackie's weight loss program was called... Putting the it and fit or something like that, or the new fit or the fit or the fit. fit is the new it fit is the new it is the new it is the new it look we even made the A lose

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or you probably shouldn't come to my playground. I think that was her way of saying, like, this is my show, okay? Like, you act like it's not like, like, you act like you moved on, like you're more famous than the show, and then you come back, and then you want to come groveling back. But, like, this is my show. So if you want to play in my show, like, you got to, like, you've got to play by the rules.

So Jackie is like, she's basically like, well, Quad and Simone, either of them are willing to forget the past. The anger has become like concrete now. You know, trying to crack concrete, I need a jackhammer. I could also squeeze a lemon to try to help,

but probably need a jackhammer. Let's get a jackhammer. So meanwhile, Quad is telling her girls, she's like, here's the thing. Simone is still harboring some things when it comes to me. She pops up on you. channel and wonders who's going to

help pay off my house. She wonders who's going to help me pay my mortgage in the house that I live in. It was just random. And then I was listening to the radio and even Bono waden asking who's going to ride your wild horses. I'm like, why are you so concerned about my wild horses, Bono?

I just get sick of the up and down of the roller coaster to the point where especially me, I'm a tourist. And once I'm done with it, I'm done with it. It's just like, I've never known you. And King's like, so you're sick of it? Well, guess what? We're all sick of watching it. I was like, thank you, King.

Thank you for finally speaking my mind. I also love that King watches married to medicine. I know. We're really bored of it. So Quad is like, if she's stuck in that space, that's just her. And King is like,

so Angel is like, well, I, well, I wouldn't invite her to my birthday party either if she's bringing that type of energy, so I get it. I guess I understand. What I'm trying to say is, can I be on this TV show? I'll totally take up all your fights. So, Quad,'s like, well, watch this.

Here's a Kiki. I'm going to give you all this Kiki. Because we have a group text. And everybody and girls were texting me, and they said, Happy birthday, Quad, we meant so much to me. And then Simone comes in and says, Happy birthday to you, Quad. Hope you're having a fantastic day.

It's like, oh, burn. So then we go to Simone's side. And Simone says, Simone, it's good to hear from you. It's been a while. A good birthday gift from you is to help me pay off my mortgage. Now, that's petty of quad, but it could also be kind of like a, okay, I heard what you said. I'm making a joke about it. I'm clocking that I heard what you said, but I'm also kind of making a joke about it.

So, like, someone could have just been like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, that's true, or whatever. But then Simone's like, did she really think that two hours before her birthday party that I'm going to get in my closet, try to find something to wear, put on a butt pad and fucking come to her party? Hell to the note. Well, to be fair, yes, two-hour invitation. Yeah, that's bad. That's bad. I forgot about that part of the shade. Yeah, so Quiet tells them that she invited Simone to the party.

And they're like, that was so nice of you, Quad, to do that. And the producer asked Jackie when she got the invite. And she's like, that is a messy old question. I'm sworn by HIPAA, not to reveal anything that Quad tells me in secret. Two weeks before the party. Jackie's like, did you think about the part where you said, who's going to help Quad pay for her mortgage? Remember when you said that? And Simone's like, I thought about that part.

But when she was on an interview, it asked who she would choose. in her group for the traitors. And she said, Simone, how is it that you can mention my name and assume that I'm never going to mention your name in a theoretical article about who would be cast on the traitors? But also, doesn't everybody want to be cast on the traitors? It was kind of a compliment. I think that's like the big show everybody on Bravo is trying to get on.

So, you know. It's also just so funny how they all track every stupid interview that all their cast members do. They are tracking everything. It's like, Simone, you should, like, can't you spend your time down in your Cecil's sad basement bar having a cocktail and stab? Like, come on. This is, like, too much. If you drag me, I'm going to drag you.

NASCAR should have hired me. And Jackie goes, hmm. You're like, could have been better. Do you have any work? Can you do some prop work maybe with some pumper nickel bread? Okay, fine. I actually just did a jackhammer joke. that went over very well.

So I would suggest just redoing that one. Okay. If you want me to do some pumpernickel prop work, I will do it. She doesn't realize that there's so much shit in this bag. And she holds up like a little bag that bagged bag. She's like, there's so much shit in this bag that I could say about her, did I heard about her? Shit, I witnessed with her that if she continues to fuck with me,

I could empty the bag on her. So shut the fuck up. And then she pours out the bag in a little loaf of bump. Kepernickle falls out. You know, Jack, it was like, Oh, more carbs. Bread, bread, bread. That's hard.

The ultimate weapon. Carbs. That is not the new it. That's so funny. When she just stopped that, she's like, you want to fuck with me? It's like this little seeded bread drops out. Like a little side from like Panera or something,

and they do a close-up on it, like, dun, done, done. It's a seeded bumper nickel loaf. So now, Eugene is coming home and Toya's cleaning and he's like, don't I get a hug I've been gone for five days

and she's like so she's like okay everybody the Harris's have moved again but Eugene loved the dual Harris bull he loves it he's like I love the house and Toya did an excellent job

yeah well people thought I was going to be renting forever but no no no the house is definitely a custom build everything is designed everything is from the top of wood and the staining and the design of the cabinets to the walls to the closet. It's like, Jesus, when you walk in that room,

it's beautiful. And then, Gene's like, please don't blaspheme this house with Jesus. It's not blasphemy. What person has to walk the room and not been like, oh, and smile. That's what you're doing with Jesus, right? He's like, oh, God, we're already starting off the season

with me cringing. And we see the closet, And it is amazing. It has like a big, what do you call those? Cherry Blossom tree in there. I don't like that. In the middle of the closet. I mean, I don't, you know, maybe like an island, you know, I like that where you can

like fold clothes on it and stuff like that. I don't know what you do with the tree, but it's very pretty. It's a nice house, but it's sort of funny because then we see Toya in the kitchen. And like right after she's talking about how beautiful and luxurious the house is, we see her slam a cabinet close. She's like, bang! and like the way it just sort of like bounces off it's kind of like cheap cabinetry and it's also like you know i kind of feel like if you're having like a fancy house you have those doors that don't slam they just sort of like you can slam them but they'll sort of slowly close but she's just like a boom

it just bounces back and forth i was like okay well it's another toya house yeah and our friend laurian calls toya toya toya toya toya income destroya because Toria is always moving and spending so much money. And I think that nickname is so funny, especially when we see that just like Toria gets a new house every year, Eugene has new jobs every year. So now we find out, yeah, exactly, because Toria is spending that money.

So Tori's like, how was work? Which one will you at? The one five hours away or the one two and a half hours away. And he's like, this wasn't so bad. It was just two and a half hours away. And she's like, Avery, that trash needs to go out. that bag inside that bag and then you carry

that bag. Now I got to teach people how to do the trash because their daddy is five hours away. Now what happened? He's like, I've run out of places to apply here. I have two jobs in other states, okay? Get off my ass. He's like, I'm doing this job because it earns me a lot more money. It's like, it's like, how

do you think this house pays for itself? This poor guy has to now go remote to a distant location in Georgia just to be able to afford their lifestyle. So he's like, it's just, you know, I have to get a hotel room. It's like, yeah, it's like he could have a whole other family if

you wanted to do, because he would have equal time with both. He's like, yeah, but I don't think I would make enough money to have two families. I couldn't do it. So he's like, okay, well, it's not like I'm an absentee father. I'm not on the West Coast. You know, I'm still in Georgia.

I mean, it was two and a half hours, and she's like, you're not here. You don't spend nights here. So you're gone for five days at a time. So, guys, do you feel the difference now that your dad, it's not really? You know, let me teach you something early about women. We don't want you the answer before we finish the question. And all she's saying that, Eugene goes, I was about to say the same thing. He sounds right over her.

So she's like, okay, do you see any difference now that your dad's gone? He's like, not really. No, they start laughing because it just answers in the exact same tone. She's trying to paint a picture, like the family's falling apart. The kids are, you know, they're sad. They're missing their dad. The kids are like, no, it's fine. We're happy.

She's like, I feel like a military wife. Well, so do Eugene. Feels like he's in the military. He's got PTSD from being married to you. So many houses. Okay, so that we go over to contestants, Scott. And Scott's like, hey, oh, how's it? How come you didn't let me know you were here?

Hi, Kadesa. Love of my life. We'd never had any problems. She's like, well, I'm just trying to get this work done, you know, so it could be finished. So she is, she's like, oh, God, you live the life of Riley because he's watching a basketball game. She's like, I'm going to get you 17 more jobs. I'm just going to apply, like, as you, okay? That's a lot. So they basically are working a lot because they bought a building.

And they are still renovating this building because this was like two. seasons ago that they got the building, right? Like, this was, it's been a moment because they got a whole medical-ass facility and they're putting all this money into this building. And I'm just like, why did you guys buy a building? Why did you buy an unrenovated building? This was not smart. Yeah, and she says they paid in cash.

So they had to cash out everything, all their 401ks, IRAs, all the bonds. And then they went on below deck med and left like the, or below deck something and left like the lowest tip of all time. Now we understand. Yeah, exactly. Now we know why you skimped on that tip. So he brings her a package and he's like, someone just did a drop and dash. I thought you were ordering more artificial turf. We are killing it this season, aren't we, honey? But it's an invitation on turf, which is odd. I don't think we've seen that yet. We've seen a lot of odd invitations. I've not ever seen one on a sample Home Depot turf. This was weird. So the invitations from the Sanders and it's like you are invited to the Sanders

Polo Classic joins for a day on the green where divvits get stomped and the champagne's pristine. Pristine rhymes with green. See what we're doing there? Oh, we ran out of turf to write on. Just details on the back. So Quad gets it and I love that quad is like reading it. She reads it and she goes, because it says

where are your finest and let's toast with a clink to the horse's polo and friendships in the sink. She's like, okay. Little doctors Yes, okay, let's see. She goes, wow, this is nice. So she calls up Mimi and she's like, so I see that people were down to Home Depot.

Wow, they got a nice, they did a nasty do-it-your-soul project. She's like, it's a grass wall, okay? She goes, well, it's not on the wall. I found it on the ground in my porch. It looks like AstroTurf to me. And so she says that her relationship with Mimi

has changed and they love hanging out, and they'll stay out until four or five in the morning. Wow. They have a crazy, crazy girlfriend's moment. So, Mimi's like, she's like, you know, there's Dr. Mimi, and then there's Mimi. It's like Mimi after dark. Okay.

There's also daytime Mimi. There's also like afternoon Mimi. Also, Fika Mimi, when you're in Sweden, you have Fika, and that's Fika, Mimi. She's crazy. She loves a coffee. Anyway, not all the ladies have seen that, but a little espresso martini, which rhymes with Mimi.

Oh my God, I'm crazy. A little twerkie. and we're going to have a good time. Steve and I, we just love to host parties and we just love a theme, but, you know, we haven't, you know, since we've been down in Atlanta, we've not had a chance to do that because we're just trying to, we're just trying to make it nice on TV.

And now that we're actually full-fledged cast members, party time, Sanders' extravaganza. So she's like, okay, we don't need to all have conversations. Let's just have a good time at this party. And she's like, we don't need conversations, I don't think. Like, what type of conversations would we need? What are you talking about? She's like, have you talked to Simone?

Please don't pretend you don't know what I mean when you're going to fight with Simone at this party. No, I have not spoken to her, but like, you know, I just don't know what it is with Simone and me. It's just always something. I've apologized. I've been accountable. What else can I do?

Anything else from this point is just straight ass kissing and I've never been in that business. It just doesn't pay enough. And she's like, okay, so we don't kiss ass and we don't get in someone's face. We're going to keep it moving. right, is that correct, but we will be there. So now we go to the Sanders Polo Classic. And me and Steve are, I was just say, notably, it's not at a polo grounds.

It's just in a front lawn. Yeah, it's a polo theme. Well, I would have thought it was going to be a party at a polo grounds. Because we've seen, I mean, even the ladies of Dubai went to the polo grounds, although I guess that's not crazy because it's Dubai. But I just feel like, I feel like if you're on a real housewife show and you're having a polo party, it should be at polo, like at some sort of polo place, right? Well, people have Mad Hatter's tea parties and they don't go down some damn rabbit hole. I would expect that too. Take acid.

Find a Warren. You know, it's a theme. Find a Warren. Find a burrow. So they even got the horse statue from the Sunland Park Mall in El Paso, Texas, just a big white hollow horse. And it has been around the world. it's all scuffed up like they didn't even touch it up with pain it's all this poor horse poor rental horse is just a mess oh i know they really could have they needed to apply some sort of like

i don't know some plaster of paris or something yeah a little spray pain up what do you call like what do you call the stuff to fill in cracks on a kitchen island you know yeah even just even just spray it down you know what i mean you are a party rental place i'm not paying for this so um they have this jinky horse and And she's like, oh, yeah, you know, I love the horse statue. We had to sort of bring that vibe because, you know, it's a polo party. Mimi, Mimi Sanders, they know us in the east. So, yeah, they're going to do this whole thing.

They've got one of those walls where people hand you drinks through the walls, which, you know, I appreciate the whimsy. It doesn't seem like I have, it's not, it doesn't really match the polo theme. But, you know, sure. You know, just like polo. where you ask for drinks from a hole in the wall, and then they come out. I would like to see my bartender's face. I would like to see if they've washed their hands,

you know, if they're picking their nose. Yeah. I like the way Toya did it later on the episode where she just basically put her head at the curtain. It was like, what tequila you got back there? So,

so Mimi's saying that their practice is booming and they're hiring new therapists and clinical directors and nurse practitioners, they're busy with their kids and all that. And Steve is, and she's like saying, but, you know, if you're going to work hard, you're going to play hard. And he's like, yeah, I mean, this is playing hard. This is where you come alive, Mimi. And she goes, yeah, because you've seen me after dark.

Like, Mimi, this is twice now in like two minutes that you've been like, Mimi after dark. I guarantee Mimi after Dark is her nodding off while she's doing word all on this over. Yeah, but her new thing, she's like, they called me boring last season, but this season, it's Mimi after Dark. Okay. And he's like, yeah, I guess we describe that as a little sophista ratchet. And they're like, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. So Simone and Cecil are getting ready for the party and trying to find a hat to match the dress, et cetera. And then Toya is joining them because she's going to get ready with Simone.

And she's asking what they're doing with the backyard. They're getting a new deck. Thank you. And Simone's like, well, you haven't even been here for eight months. I guess you're just kicking it with quad. She's like, well, I was over here two months ago. She's, well, I guess you're so busy kicking it with quad. I'm just going to keep on repeating that you're kicking it with quad.

She was like, okay, well. Me, me, after hours. Well, the fact that you haven't been kicking it with quad is beyond me. I mean, that was your friend. But from what I've been hearing, dot, dot, dot. She hasn't been my friend in a long time. Haven't you been in this sisterhood? I know, because you've been talking about her with people,

talking about this girl with his ex-wife. Come on now. And she's like, I made a joke, okay? Well, then talk to me about her. I'll keep it with me. Like, this is Toya. For a moment, it seems like Toya is maturing. Yeah, this is always Toya in episode one.

She's like, listen, you talk to me. We're friends. I'll keep it between us. You don't have to be messy. We're all friends here, guys. So she says, you know, Simone, Quad's already mad about you talking to Sweet Tea and bringing her around the group. But now you're talking about her finances too. And then we see a clip of her and Sweet Tea making some video.

And Sweet Tea makes a comment about Quad not being able to pay her mortgage. And Simone's like, yeah, who is paying that mortgage? Don, don, don't, don't. Yeah, I mean, Simone did, like, you know, we talked to, we're talking a bit about Girl Code on Atomic. But Simone, I mean, really kind of like welcoming. Gregory back into the circle that's a pretty

that's a pretty rough girl code violation right there like that's all those girls we didn't talk about last season on this show all those girls were terrible bringing Gregory and the and the new wife back and then constantly

trying to make quad fight with her even though she was like I'm not going to fight with her I barely I don't even know this girl good luck to you and then they just kept on and kept on and then it exploded and sweet tea the whole time was like, I'm not going to fight with these old ladies. Yeah. She's like, why would I? I'm leaving.

Yeah. Yeah. So that's way worse than any article about the traders in my mind. So, um, Toya's like, I think they're going forward that we don't want to lose anybody else in this group because we want to be better sisters towards each other, right? Which is why I'm going to go after Jackie right after this. Yeah, exactly. So Cecil, again, Cecil's like, yeah, well, what happens if Jackie checks you? And then we see a watch what happens live where Toya is talking about Curtis being hansy and saying, well, you know, Curtis has had his hands on a couple of people in this cast. And then we see a clip of what she's talking about where I think they were on a couple's clip and Curtis grabs Toya and sits her down on his lap. Mm-hmm, which always was not great.

Weird. Yeah, it was always weird. Curtis is gross. Sorry. Curtis is gross he's always been gross Toya was clearly uncomfortable with that and you know and it was a little

it was surprising I don't I didn't remember this if it's already been on but like I was it's surprising to hear that Jackie has been like no you chose to sit down like that's a pretty that's pretty fucked up of Jackie yeah and don't forget

Jackie I mean I love Dr. Jackie and I think she's like amazing but she has had moments where she's not been great. I never forget everything that happened with Buffy. I thought Buffy was awesome. I loved Buffy, but Jackie was pretty icy to Buffy and kind of cross some lines with her.

Yeah, totally. And her constant fat shaming of people is gross. She does it again in this episode. She pulls it like a heavenly. When Heavenly first came on, she does the same thing to this new girl that she did to Heavenly. She can be pretty gross. She just does it in a very classy way. So I think she gets away

with more, but yeah, she can be just as nasty. as everybody commercials here comes one right now so um Toria's like well

I didn't make the question I just answered the question in an honest way and Jackie could have brought this situation to me that it bothered her but instead she brought it up to the fab five

okay well you brought it up on national TV so yeah yeah I mean that's that's a pretty big thing to be like yeah he touches everyone to the group It's like, oh.

Also, when she said she brought it to the Fab Five, I was like, was Jackie on, like, Queer Eye? It was Jackie and Greer Eye when it's talking about it. The Beatles. Yeah. So, Cecil's like, well, she wanted everybody to know that she was pissed at you. And she's like, yeah, she wanted everyone to know and she wanted them to jump in. So now Toya starts to share these text messages.

She's like, well, Jackie sends me a clip from the Andy Cohen show, which I thought was so funny, the Andy Cohen show. And she's like, and she's saying, Toya is calling out Jackie and says, not cool. Like, I, Jackie, would never say it about your husband on a public forum. It's not my choice. It's not cool. Yeah. And so she's like, why is it in a group text, you know?

And so she said, you know, my problem with Jackie began when she accused me of sitting in her husband's lap. And so she went on her rant. I went on my ramp. And nobody wanted that shit. And the quads did not. And the heavenlies did not. And Heavenly, who's been really nice because even I was nervous to touch on the fact, you know what we've been reading on social media with her okay so she's saying heavenly yeah i'm being

nice because i'm not even bringing that stuff up which she's bringing up on national t's bringing it for a second she gets a chance she is but even i don't know like she's not she's not diving head first way normally she would she was sort of like like i think she was testing the waters to be like are we going to talk about this should we be shady about this and basically simon's like nope because she mentions this that there's this arrest um and she's almost saying like this guy named Damon Jr. may or may not be related to Heavenly. We don't know.

And she's also saying like, you know, it's funny because I'm surprised that Heavenly didn't talk about Damon Jr. on her YouTube because apparently her YouTube is only meant for friends that she really doesn't like or her frenemies. And that's us. Yeah. So wait. Who are all of Heavenly's kids? She's got Alora.

And then she's got, I think there's two sons or is it three sons? She's got Allura and two sons. I don't remember the son's names, though. There's a problem. I just remember. Allura is like the most famous one. The sun's sort of like sort of drift in and out of the show. There was one season where they were a little bit more present than ever before, but they are pretty much.

But what's on Damon Jr.? The one that was working with Heavenly and he was like interning with her to become a dental hygienist or something? I think so. I don't really remember. Okay. The kid's story left that generally don't pay much attention to, unfortunately. Okay. And any of these shows.

So, yeah, I guess it's just the way she said it, because some guy named Damon Jr. was arrested, might be related to Heavenly. So I guess that's what confused me. So she just didn't know was that. I think she was giving some wiggly room to be like, like, if we want to lie about this, we can say it's a different Damon Jr.

You know, she's just kind of like. Okay. I feel like she's kind of saying like it looks like it, but I'm not going to, I won't go too hard right now. Oh, because when she first said it, I was like, oh, is this back to the rumor that daddy has other children or whatever? Like, Daddy got someone knocked up a long time or whatever. I don't know. This has been 12 years of this show. It's like there's so much that's gone on in this show.

So, okay. This is the Damon Jr. that we know. Yeah, I think this is Toya's version of being delicate. It's like Toya Delicate. Sorry, basically a ballerina. So she's like, that's why she should clear it up.

So the first person I called was Simone and I said, Simone, figure it out. So Simone's like, yeah, it's true. And Simone is saying she's like, she can only imagine how frustrated and heartbroken, Heavenly and Damon are. And she says there's a target on black men in America and there's no nice way to put it.

And she's basically like, we are raised, she basically tells Toya, look, we're raising black boys in America we can't fuck with it. We can't touch it. She's like, we're not making this a storyline. We're not going to give this error. We're not doing this right now.

Yeah. So Cecil's like, yeah, you told Simone when you got here that you guys were going to try and do a better job with sisterhood. So don't be tip for tat with Heavenly, okay, just because she's been a jerk. Let her be wrong. Let her be. And she goes, let her be what? Just let her be. She's like, let her be what?

And he goes, let her bring it out if she wants to. She goes, and Simone's like, but if she never does, and he goes, okay, then you guys do it. If she doesn't do it, you know what, I'm just going to stand here and drink my fucking tequila. I don't know why I'm talking to you. I'm just going to sit here and slowly descend into my path of alcoholism that we've been watching for the past 12 years. Yeah. So now we go over to Steve and Mimi's Polo Classic and Jackie and Curtis show up and contestants, Scott. Steve is wearing, I don't know if he's actually emerged yet, but he's wearing this, he's wearing a very bright yellow suit, but he's also in, he's also wearing this crazy fedora that has like this Louis Vuitton sash around it. It looks crazy. He looks crazy. He looks crazy. Crazy. This is not what you should wear to polo. This is not what you should wear to like, anyway, like Froyo. Froyo polo wherever you're going. It looks wild.

Listen, I love a man exploring fashion There's no reason men shouldn't be able to as well But good Lord, Dora, you're on the wrong road I know, I like Steve. He seems like a really nice guy And he seems so happy that he's like wearing his Louis And they call it out later That he always has got to wear his Louis

But like, sir, try to coordinate him a little bit So now Contessa and Mimi are gossiping about You know, Simone and you know the party and Simone being invited last minute and uh contest is like yeah i mean listen but if you invite somebody the same day you really don't want them there i mean duh so then toia arrives and um brandy and um her guy shamar who's not dressed at all like we go from the guy and all louis like doing too much to this guy who's just like i'm just gonna wear jeans yeah and uh everyone's saying hi and hello and everything and Brandi and Chamarro

they meet the group and Toya's saying she loves she's like yeah Randy is like a boss she's a girl boss she has a medical spa yeah and so we see that she's like that's what she does she's like hey you know does Botox and stuff like that and then Toya's like where's the

other half and Jack is like who Pavley oh I thought you were looking for Curtis no you can't miss Curtis because he's super tall and his hand is usually out of your butt am I right and everyone am I right high five Well, we got a text from Heavenly saying she couldn't make it, and she didn't really add. But I know she's about to run for Vice President of the United States of America, so she's starting her campaign early. Actually, isn't Heavenly running for some sort of local office?

Yeah, like Mayor or something. That's probably why she's also stepped away from this, you know, because she knew she'd probably be messy and be like, you're like, okay, can't do that if you're running for mayor. Yeah, General. She's in the general election for U.S. House Georgia District 13, November 3rd, 2026. Get your voting ready, people. Get your votes ready to go. I would love to see Heavenly in Congress. Me too.

She would be your mama-ing everyone. She would be hilarious. She would be so good. We need a new entertaining Congressperson. Come on, man. I want to move to Georgia just. so I can vote. I know. I just wanted to yell mama, the right people, of course. I'm hoping that we're politically. I actually don't know if we're politically aligned. Heavenly, sometimes Hughes is a bit

conservative. So I don't know if we're politically aligned, but if we are, I'm all for it, baby. Yeah. Even if not, at this point, I don't even care, just to entertain me, because it's, it's so depressing. Like, it's so depressing. I just want to laugh, you know. I know. So, Toria's like, well, I don't think Jackie's telling the truth right now. She can't buy possibly be. Because the only thing that I think keeping Heavenly away from this group is Damon. And that would be the only reason, her son, because she hasn't missed a group function in over 12

years. Which is crazy that Heavenly makes every single function. I love that. That is pretty impressive. So, Toya's like, well, the only person not coming is Heavenly. She said, Heavenly told us it's none of our business because Jackie said, well, actually, Heavenly said it's not their business. So I didn't ask her. And Mimi's like, well, I asked her. And she said, we'll talk about it, so I have to have respect

for that, and I will. I mean, you just know that, let's look, if it had been after dark Mimi who had called, or Mimi After Dark, I should say, maybe I would have asked, but it was just regular Mimi, so I couldn't ask. That was the Mimi on the phone version that she was talking to, so that's what she got.

So Toya is like, well, is Curtis mad at me? He didn't speak. I mean, and Jackie's like, maybe it's because Toya has said that he's touch several of us. Like, Toya. Like, Toya, you go on TV and you say the guy has touched several of the people, like, on

the cast, and then you're like, oh, is he mad at me? I'm not, it doesn't negate what Toya is saying or what her truth is, but it is funny that she's like, oh, why would he be mad? What's he mad about? And so Jack is like, well, I was mad. And she says, why? Well, because it painted Curtis in a light that's not representative of who he is today. Troy goes today

Jackie's like yeah you know Jackie is so sick of having to film a Toya's stupid ass for 12 years Jackie is this very smart accomplished woman who has to sit here and deal with Toya every year and you know she's just like

you know it wasn't that long ago that I was FaceTiming with the vice president of the United States and now I'm having to talk with Toya and so then Jackie's like well it was a Several of us that got me, okay? And she goes, well, well, why would I do that? And she's like, we were already going through a situation, Toya.

And so that's when Curtis was spotted with the mystery woman. And we were about to divorce. And Toria's like, yeah, they were sleeping in separate beds. And Mimi's like, okay, so you were, basically you were going through a situation with your man. Okay, you guys are getting Mimi in the backyard now. So feel free to tell me anything. We have backyard maybe. So I was like, well, I just would like you, I would like my friend to say, hey, friend, I'm sorry that I said, you sat in my husband's lap.

And Jack is like, no, I can't, I can't agree with that. So Jackie, you're wrong, though. I mean, we see the clip again, and it's clearly him grabbing her and pulling her into his lap. So stop it. It really is. Yeah, like, stop that. Like, Toya, like, Toya's right on this one. So she's like, Jackie has lied to herself and say that I sat on her husband's lap.

Maybe that's her way of dealing with the fact that her husband's, husband put his hands on yet another woman. So Jackie's like, well, if what happened happened and you feel awkward, I'm sorry that you feel that way. Bad answer, Jackie, bad, bad. I mean, Jackie, you've already said, like, your husband's a pig, he's left around with other people, and I'm still going to give him a chance. So why can't you say my husband was a pig and he acted terribly with you?

I'm really sorry. He's working on it or whatever. Like, why would you do this? Like, it's just idiotic. It doesn't make any sense. There's evidence on television, ma'am. And so Tori goes, are you tried the table to discussion? It's like, no, she's actually, I will say for Jackie's defense,

she's actually standing there talking about it, which is kind of rare for Jackie. Because a lot of times Jackie will walk away and be like, I'm above this. I'm above it. Right. Mm-hmm. So anyway, Angel arrives with Quad and King and someone's like, oh, look at Quad. She's making a grand entrance. Very beautiful.

Let me mosey over there. I actually feel like Guad's just arriving like anyone else's at the party, because they're all in costume. Or maybe not costume, but they're all in, like, thematic outfits for this polo at this polo party

that's not at a polo grounds. Well, she's not entering abnormally for quad. I mean, that's just quad. You know, she's just one of those people. She walks in and she's like, Well, hello, baby. How you doing, baby? You know, it's like, it's just really quad.

Jill Ms. Daffodoo has it, honey. So good. Yeah, so Simone, you know, also Simone could just be less miserable for, I mean, she's just so, she starts off so negative. Like, let it simmer. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, let it build up through the whole season, but. Or like, yeah, if you want to win the fight, then, like, don't do that, like, let,

quad do that for you like because quad quad's a diva and Simone is pressed at all times and so well Simone it's like yeah I'm sorry it's like let if Simone is chill quad will eventually do something she'll show up extraordinarily late to something

she'll piss off someone and Simone will win but when Simone's coming in hot and Quad just like I'm fine like hey I know I moved on Simone's the one who looks like the asshole in this situation well she's also like a villain who been foiled, you know, like, oh, that moose, you know, because she really tried it. She really

tried it with Quad. She got Quad off the show. Then Quad returns to the show. Then she gets, and by the way, I know that she's not casting. I guess I should say supports Dr. Gregory and Sweet Tea and does that whole thing. And then tries to get Quad off the show again. They kick her off that trip, that wine trip or whatever. She's constantly trying and Quad keeps coming back happier and happier and apparently richer and richer because Quad's now in this huge house for the past couple of years. She's got this hot boyfriend for the past couple of years. And Simone's just losing. She keeps losing. And it's like you need to just pull yourself together and move past it and try again and let it build up. But don't just sit in the misery of losing. You look like

a bad loser. Well, the other thing is that like Quad ultimately remains the fan favorite. She is ultimately the biggest star from the show, I believe. I think that Jackie is maybe the most successful to come out of the show. But Quad, I think, is, like, the most, quote, unquote, iconic of everyone. And, like, there have been times the past where Quad has driven me nuts because she does sometimes act like she's bigger than the show. And she does sort of, you do feel like she's not really throwing herself into the show the way others have. But I think that she's sort of moved past that. I think Quad is kind of like, I feel like she's sort of not, I'm not going to say she's post diva,

but it seems like she's like, this is, like, I know what I've got to do to be on the show. I know my role. I know my responsibilities. And she's now, like, kind of like, she's, like, in it, I feel like really in it. And so I understand the frustrations with Quad, but it's time to be thought. It's really time. Yeah. So Simone goes over there, and she's got a personal fan on her.

And she's like, well, Quad, I'm hot. She goes, you're hot. Why are you hot, baby? And she's like, well, I am. I'm hot. I have a fan. Well, happy birthday, Quad. And she's like, well, thank you.

So she tells us, Simone will get real close. almost in kissing distance, but because we're not there right now, we're not gonna kiss, but best thing I can keep, best thing I can hope is she keeps her cool because we all know, Simone is a hothead. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So they're still having this, like,

I know. So are you hot? Are you still hot? And so then she, like, puts a fan in her face. And she goes, that's Beyonce air conditioning, okay? And then Mimi's like, okay, everyone, go play some chess, because we play chess figuratively all the time. Sorry, that's Bobby Fisher, Mimi, for you guys. Play some chess.

You just got a little Queen's Gambit, Mimi. So, Toya is looking behind the drink curtain already. She's like sticking her head through the hole. She's like, excuse me, how about supposed to know what's in my drink? Can I have some roses and some lime and I don't know. What's the tequila looking like? Give me some tequila. What tequila you got back there?

So Randy, Randy is saying hi. She's like, nice to meet you, everyone. And Simone was like, Brandy used to work at the North Side. Do you realize that, Jackie? And she's saying that she worked in the intervention radiology. And Jackie goes, is your thyroid enlarged? I don't know.

Maybe she doesn't know it. I'm like, oh, my God, Jackie. Jesus Christ. She goes, yeah, maybe she didn't know it. And Brandy goes, mm-hmm. And she's just, well, I just can't stop staring at it. She's like, okay, we're good. We're good.

Thanks. We're good, lady. Yeah, Toya did say that. that sometimes Jackie will, you know, give a little subtle shade. I was like, I don't think that was subtle at all. That was thyroid shade. We haven't seen thyroid. Yeah, Jackie really is an asshole about the stuff like that.

Oh, my God. One thing I really hope, like, if there is such a thing as karma, I just hope somehow Jackie gets overweight. I don't know what would do it. But, like, if I was living close to Jackie and I had, like, the invisibility cloak, I would sneak in there and put an IV in her at night and just fill it with mayonnaise. and just get Jackie Chunky

because I'm so sick of Jackie's fat-shaming bullshit. I'm sick of it. So then Toya goes up to Simone. Simone, can I give you some advice? So me and Quad went years and years and years angry and I don't want that to be you guys. And there's a montage in here that shows

in fighting for the whole show, Quad and Simone. I'm sorry, Quad and Toya, Quad and Toya. their last such fight was 2023 i'm like uh you know that was like 18 months ago like you do not have enough like peacetime under your belt to act like you have like suddenly moved on and are better with quad i'm sorry no toya you cannot act like you have the hindsight here and the wisdom you guys will be fighting by the end of week three i'm sure yeah so she's like well we'll never get back to where it was and then quad is saying to her to angel she's like well i mean i've done

all that I can do. And if she wants to bridge the gap and have a real relationship, then I'll be all for that. So then now they're looking for Mimi and Mimi's with her click, Simone says. And Toria's like, oh, BB, you're with your click, I heard. And she's like, my click, see, I told you, listen, I don't have a click. I just have people that I like and people that I get along with and people that are great. And, you know, it's, I don't know. Mimi, Mimi at the other.

Mimi. This is, well, it's not really after hours, Mimi. It's not really a morning, Mimi. This is just like open, this is, this is office hours, Mimi, where anyone can come in. Okay, this is, no clicks here. So, Simone goes, okay, because now all the ladies are gathered. And she's like, can I take an honest vote from every lady here? Show of hands, who would have come to a birthday party, my invitation,

two hours before. Oh, Simone, why are you bringing this up? It's like it wasn't even discussed, you know? So Quatt's like, well, I wouldn't know, but here's the thing. I hadn't heard from you in a while, and last time I heard anything, you were wondering how I was going to pay my mortgage. You were quite concerned. Well, it was a joke.

We drag each other. In this sisterhood, we drag each other. Who's dragging? Where's the dragging? She goes, oh, so I'm the. Trader. And Quora goes, oh, yeah. Well, yeah. If one can drag, we all should be able to drag. She's like, I'm not mad. I'm ready for the drag right now if you're interested. And Mimi's like, wait a second. Drag Mimi is not here just yet. Can we wait five minutes? Okay? It's still afternoon Mimi. Please, nodded to Sanders Polo Classic. Which I thought was funny. And Simone's like, cool me off first. Cool me off. I'm ready.

And Jack is like, girl, get over here. Get back to your playground. Get on the playground. Stop this. And now it's time for the guys to duck. So King is like, hey, Cecil, we missed you at the week, this week at the party. And Cecil's like, I know, but, you know, women, am I right? They're fighting.

Yeah, they're always fighting. I'm sick of this. And King goes, yeah, we're tired of hearing of it. It's just petty. And he's like, yeah, and I get burned because she says, I'm taking up for quad. So then we go back to the ladies. And Simone's like, I do not like the way you called my name, Toya. She goes, you guys, could you fix this?

Because you're still angry and you're still her. And those two things, I'm, Quod, I am not angry. So she does her sister, her thing where she goes right up to her. And she's like, I don't know. I'm not angry. Listen, Quatt, I had an angry outburst with you. And I think we were both angry. And I stayed in bed two days after that.

I don't want to fight I don't want to and I feel like she needs the time and the space Like Simone has done an entire season of Simone In one episode you know I know she really has So quad's like okay sure

So I was like well how much time do you need She's like I am not on Toyius time table But it's actually it ends Seemingly on like a nice moment of like Look we're both hurt We just need some time And then they show, they intercut this with them fighting for the rest of the season.

So it looks like, yeah, nothing is healed. And they're fighting again. And we see a preview for the season to come and they'll be fighting. And then they're like, my favorite part was when they go, we're going to Jamaica. I'm like, oh my God. You guys, I don't know. They go to different islands, but they act like so surprised. Like, oh, my God, we're going to Jamaica.

Can we send them to, can we send them somewhere else? What about Brazil? Not an island? You're like, can we send them to a city for these? Can we please send them to a big city building for these husband and wife discussions? It's always the Caribbean. I mean, not that's not that. Doesn't that show that where Cecil is at the, what do they call those,

the husband and wife retreat things where Cecil's like, we don't like pretending that couples are perfect? It's like, oh, God, here we go. Here we go again. Go sit in the sand and get into an argument. Yeah. fun times it was a really good episode thanks everyone for listening and being here be sure to join us for our live content later today it starts at four o'clock on the west coast and we'll catch you on the next episode bye bye watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors ain't no thing like alison king it's always a party on alison block our way is the amber way it's the foster and the furious it's amanda foster

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