Watch What Crappens - #3097 RHOSLC S612 Part One: Boston Pee Party

Episode Date: December 3, 2025

This is part one of twoThe Real Housewives of Salt Lake City throw on some Founders wigs to yell at Meredith for getting drunk on a plane and pee tests are passed out…but not administered? HEY! I FEEL ROBBED! POP A SQUAT! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello, Ben. How are you? I'm great, thanks. Who are you doing? Good. Everybody, welcome back to Watch What Crappens. It is Vanderpump Rules Day. For all those who celebrate, we will be covering that after Salt Lake City.

So come back later for little Pumpy Rules. We're back, darling. Better than ever. I don't know if the word better than ever, but I'll tell you what. The Phillips Hugh bulbs are still a burn in. in that place. A lot of pink lighting. Okay.

That's coming up. Monday, we have an Amazon live. Join us for that every Monday at 4 p.m. Pacific time. And that's it, really, right now. You know what? That's it. Okay. We're getting ready to record with the reality gaze, our Christmas movie for the year.

We finally decided it will be the Secret Santa, which is a really stupid movie on Netflix, an incredibly stupid movie. on Netflix. Did you watch it already? No, I just watched a preview and I was like, why? Why do we do this? You know? I believe it's called My Secret Santa. Not The Secret Santa. Just to really make sure we're, you know, we want to honor the form. Yeah, it's about a girl who decides to pretend to be Santa. So she gets some gaze over, I'm assuming. And they do all this like CGI and makeup on her. and so she becomes Santa. So, guys, hilarity will ensue, okay?

We'll be doing that during Christmas week. Yes. I have to say, first of all, thank you to our listeners for listening to our show because all the Spotify rap stuff started coming out, and so we looked at ours, and the numbers were crazy. And it said that our listeners on Spotify listened to 230 million minutes of us. So thank you. Thank you for spending that time.

That is crazy. So thank you very much. Yes. And thanks to all the partners and husbands out there, wives, we listen. Dogs. Who are forced to listen. Hems are well. Suckers.

We look forward to torturing you for another year at East. But today we are torturing you with these sweet screeches of real housewives of Salt Lake City, season six, episode 12. First Amendment rights and wrongs. You know, Ronnie, you've often said that Salt Lake City is the community theater of the Housewives. And this was the closest that that has come to reality because this was an episode where the women got into cheap costumes and sat on a stage in sort of like a V formation cheating out to the audience. And we're like literally putting on a scene for us at like a community, like a warehouse. Like, it was, this was as close to your description as we could possibly get. I mean, they were literally in a warehouse doing a scene.

And they were saying, like for anybody who's ever done community theater, we've heard these lines in rehearsal before, you know, like when you're sitting around and you're going through notes and somebody gets all mad because they keep getting a note and they just can't ever get their scene ride or whatever. And then you just hear, alcoholic, pill popper. We've all been there. All been there. What an episode.

And what was also great is that, as we will get to, they all had quill pens, which meant that then when they started to argue, they couldn't resist shaking their quill pens at each other. So even though they were having very serious arguments and yelling and crying and making accusations, they were shaking these like frilly feathers at each other. And it just was such a hilarious visual. And then my favorite piece of theater, Whitney Rose sitting on her patio with a glass of wine, pretending she didn't understand what MLMs were and blaming everything on Justin. What a dick this lady is. What an absolute piece of work this woman is. And you know what? I found it absolutely hilarious.

And just Justin's face. Like, well, don't really know what to say about that, Witt. Her thought was a little odd. It was, well, we'll get to it, but it was, it was very funny. How dare you force me to go into an MLM? I could have been in Sapphire. No, no, you couldn't have. Girl, they wouldn't even take that shit in Lubies, and we all know it.

She's acting like she turned down like a billion dollars. She's acting like she's going to be the next Selena Gomez. Like, I was going to be Selena Gomez. Hilarious. Okay, so we opened with Bronwyn in one of her wacky outfits picking up Todd from the airport. This also, I mean, literally every scene in this I loved. You know, a lot of people have been maybe complaining about this episode online, just saying it's kind of boring. I did not think it was boring.

What? I thought it was fabulous. I mean, even this first scene with her showing up in that airport and that sloth costume, but the best part, even though she's in an inflatable sloth costume, the best part was just watching Todd alone at baggage claim. Just the amount of annoyance and perturbanes on his face. her perturbery just being like perturbitude he was just angry he was angry from flying

he was angry for being at the bag carousel he was angry that there was cameras capturing him from two different angles and you knew that every single time a bag came down that that like conveyor belt he was like well it's another bag that's not mine what a day this is

what a day of travel how am I going to be the first person off the plane and the last person to get their luggage someone called a manager What do you mean I had to discard my Werther's originals? It's not even a liquid. You can bring that through the security detectors.

What's wrong with that? He can't even bring Listerine on a plane anymore. Did anybody blow up a plane with Listerine? Please point me to the news headline, but that happens. Yeah, he already looked pre-grumpy or post-grumpy from his flight. He's probably grumpy because he can't look at all the things he wants to look at on an iPad anymore when he's sitting there in his seat. Damn it. Gotta just read the headlines.

Hi, Todd. Um, Todd, honey, what'd you do on the plane? And he's like, well, I've watched some videos on the iPad. I had to not watch any boobies on my text is, just in case any, your lady spies are behind me. That was great. Yeah, he literally says he, he's like, yeah, I watched some stuff. I looked at some stuff I downloaded onto my iPad. I was like, Todd, just don't even, don't talk, just don't mention the iPad.

Don't bring that up. Don't mention things you downloaded. Just say you watch Crazy Rich Asians. That is the catch-all for this show now. I don't remember the ending though. How come no one knows the ending to that movie? I honestly don't remember the ending of the movie either. I just remember the mahjong scene and then that's it.

After that, it's a blank. But then again, it's also eight years ago. Yes, with the mom when she finally like won the mom over in the mahjong scene. Yeah. Yeah. Why have we not gotten a sequel? I feel like we've been sitting here waiting dutifully for years and years. We get sequels to every other.

Yeah, we get sequels to every other inning movie that's out there. I know, but it's a rough economy and no one's crazy rich anymore. Yeah. We were crazy rich until we saw our Netflix, Bill. No, we're crazy poor Asians with Netflix with two decent shows on it. It's true. Honestly, everything's so expensive. It's, you know, you're right.

How many times I'm going to watch Wednesday? Wednesday in a row. Yeah, it's like, so, Ron one's saying that basically, you know, like she and Todd are married and, you know,

they are having issues, but doesn't mean she doesn't want to be married to him, you know, and that their relationship can withstand the good times and the hard times. She's basically like, yeah, Todd's still,

Todd's still grumpy and Todd is also still very, very rich. So, I'm staying. I'm staying. I'm staying. I had a week. We have just Muzzy and Gwyn.

And, like, once we all got our matching bobs, we sort of ran out of things to talk about. So decided I'd bring Todd back into the mix. I can't quit. I can't quit my husband until he's got a bob. Everyone in my household will have a bob. Like, we don't even see the dogs anymore, and you know they're walking around with little bobs. Why don't we see those dogs anymore? What happened to all the dogs?

Like, I get it, you know, you got shamed for all the dog poop in your house. So now what do you do, slaughter the dogs? Were the dogs, like, fed to people under a bridge? Where are the dogs? I'm worried about the dogs now. Is the reunion being taped right now, by the way? I think it's happening today. Andy sent out that bat signal last night saying, like,

whoever has any questions, ask them. And I was trying to come up with a really good and funny question about Bob's. But I got distracted. Also, I'm currently being dragged on Twitter, which is, like, very fun. Really? You? Oh, yeah. What did you do?

Yeah, because I posted that stupid list of housewives that like best house. I was like, here's my work in progress of best housewives who were cast from season five or later. But it was, well, I did this right before we did our bonus episode. Oh yeah. So shout out to our bonus episode. Among other things, we talked about this list. We talked it through, revised it. We both agreed that I had initially put Porsche way too low.

I don't know. Like I did the list. Initial list was like 2 a.m. And I just, you know, you start to overthink things. And I was like, well, I like Porsche. Portia's great. But I don't know. Is she overrated?

Is she not overrated? Sometimes she checks out. So I put her at number seven, which is still very high. And then we moved her up to number five. Like you made a very good point of like, she should definitely be top five. Well, the initial list is out there on Twitter and people are not happy. And well, but then again, people are not happy about literally every single thing. Like people are like, where's this person?

Where's this? Rina should be number five. Rina should be number 12. How could you say this? You said Dr. Tiffany Moon, but you didn't say Dr. Wendy Ocefo. It's like everyone, it's actually hilarious. Oh, you withheld the doctor title on accident. Well, because I, well, it was by accident, but also I'm thinking like medical doctor. And I'm also like, I always feel like we always call Tiffany Moon, Dr. Tiffany Moon, but we never say Dr. Wendy

Ocepho. It's a fair point, actually. I mean, she's still a doctor. She deserves her doctorate. But either way, it's like, I'm getting it left and right. But it's fun. That's like I've never Housewives opinions. That's what you get. I know. I know exactly. It's just funny because I've never gotten such hostility before but i but it's fun it's like really fun to to it's a good you're toughening up over there geez i know you got to go through it once well our our car remember eric williams from um yeah podcast you know he posted that Halloween costume he did back in october you know about what was it just for people who don't know so uh he since he has a um a passing resemblance to the dad from inside inside out from Pixar he posted he made that like he did like a sexy

version of that where he basically just like stuffed his crotch and he put that on twitter and it got nine million responses from basically gays saying that he like wishes he looked like that he's like no all the gays just attacked him nine million gays attacked him oh my gosh nine million he had like nine million responses it went viral it's hilarious mine i've had like 40 i'm like oh my god he had nine Wow, you should have, you should have had the cover, the cover image of your list of housewives with you just with your junk stuffed. I know I should have. People are unhappy that I put Dolores so high. People are really unhappy that I put Dolores and Sun so high, which I get it.

I get it. But they're like angry. They're actually like very angry. Yeah, like it's your personal list. You know, everybody has their own list. You know, you make your own list. Yeah. Make your own.

I know, but people are like, they're pissed. They're pissed. I've made the people angry. But I think we'll all survive. but it's also kind of funny. That's kind of a red badge of courage. Yeah, I like it. A red badge of courage.

It is, yeah. I made it through this. I made it through 40 people. 40 people were angry at me. You're going to make it into 2026 so much stronger because of this, then. You did it. It is a work of progress. And I will.

Are we all? Right. And I did post the revised version from Patreon on Twitter as well. But no one seems to care about the revised. No one cares about the revised. The guy's version, they only care about the initial rough draft. Yeah. Well, you know what?

We're all work in progress, everybody. Do you just keep putting one foot in front of the other? Let's just keep on moving. Keep it moving. So Todd's like, so how was your week while I'm gone? Let me get you bought a bunch of extensive clothes and threw sheets over dog shit on the ground instead of cleaning it up. Well, yes. And also, my week was like not that good.

I'm in big trouble. I released a rough draft of a list of housewives on Twitter and people are not happy about that. And also, um, additionally, uh, can you guess the other reason why I'm not in good, in good graces right now?

Well, maybe because you put satin too far up when she's a thing bad, do nothing gold dig and hump of nothing. Well, I think that people have to realize that like, yes, she is that, but like when she has her meltdown, they're pretty famous and she has a lot of famous lines.

And I don't know, people need to reconsider. that oh i don't want to talk about something what's your friends do okay well now one more thing how could you put somebody on a list who got rid of who betrayed black girl missing well you know i mean like yes i'm not saying that she's like uh does not to be our hero she can be our villain but like you know she's she's still worth being on the list there and she revitalized real house out of beverly hills when it was definitely in its rut and it's post lisa van derbump rut. So, you know, I think they deserves credit for that, too. But I really want to talk

about my friends, Todd. I'm unfollowing this newspaper. What do you call them now? Go ahead. Bitch about your friends. Bitch about the friends I told you to stop hanging out with. Well, just so you know, it's called Twitter, but now it's called X. I don't want to talk about my ex. How many times I tell you? Why are we still talking about my texts? So she's like, well, what did you advise me to do before you left? and we went to get coffee. And he's like, well, not getting involved

with the situation on an airplane. Snakes on a plane. That's the last thing I'll talk about any situation on a plane. I don't want to talk about airplanes no more. They bring nothing but bad news to this family. Whatever happened to horses. Remember the days when you would

put in some headphones like that where a stethoscope and plug them into the armrest? That's what it's called TWA. I miss that, the airline. well what do you think i did i'm sure you got involved with a bunch of dingbats and the situation on a plane and i'm sure turned into a shit show well yep uh-huh that's true that's exactly what happened so well i was trying to do the right thing and whitney's mad because i told meredith what she

said and i'm i'm really bummed out because whitney's not going to trust me and she's not and she's going to be mad at me i'm like yeah but that's because whitney said that thing and you went and told meredith so of course she's not going to trust me and she's not going to trust me and she's not going to trust you, Bronwyn. Yeah. Anyone's an idiot to trust Bronwyn. She's the worst. I mean, and that's saying a lot, because this is housewives and that's a normal thing to

like hear one thing and then go, I mean, she's even worse than Heather. And Heather is the worst of all the franchises until Bronwyn. But Bronwyn, yeah, I wouldn't trust her. So Todd's like, well, this group needs to sit down and have a cum by y'an drink some fiber because you're all, you're all constipated.

Everyone is you. Yeah. You're stupid. Okay, well, you know what I... That was unnecessary, Todd, that last remark. You don't have to prove of what we do, but you don't have to call us stupid. But you know what I'm starting to think? It's maybe we can't seem to move forward because... Well, there's a news flash.

Hold on. Let me roll down the window. Hey, news flash, my wife is starting to think. Well, I think that everybody's worried that everybody still has something that they don't know about, you know? Does that make sense? So I was having... I had this idea. Well, my first idea was, everyone should get a bob.

And then I realized people are not going to do that. So I thought, well, to celebrate my citizenship and becoming an American, I was thinking of having a spill of the Boston Tea Party, which is funny because I'm pretty sure no one in the cast knows what the Boston Tea Party even is. They probably think it has something to do with brewing some Lipton and then knocking it over and saying, go socks. But that's okay. Yeah, it's a Boston Tea Party.

So I want to get all the gossip out and all of our animosity. the aisle. And then I think we come together and we form a new constitution taught. What do you think of that? And he's like, wow, God, now they hang the traitors in that area. That's what they did. You're going to hang them? Well, you're going to hang Lisa Barlow from a, from a scarecrow post. There you. Get away from me, crows. You're disgusting. If I only had a bride. So then we go to Whitney's house. And now here's Sirius Whitney, staring off into the hills of her, of her house. Staring off into the freeway, remember the hell, the freeway by a pond. She's just sitting there with her glass of wine and like, I am so mad. I'm going to have a scene about it. She looks at the lights at the paneras coming on as the sunsets.

So Justin's like, nothing calms my nerves like meditating while I stare at people. parking at Jersey mics people come people go they get their subways and I stay here in the same place because I failed it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappence commercial Hello I'm Matt Ford and I'm Alice Levine and I'm Alice Levine and And we're the hosts of Wondry's podcast British Scandal. In our latest series, Michelle Mohn, we tell the story of a woman from Glasgow who left school at 15 and devised an idea.

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She's just staring at the Panera. And he's like, so what are you thinking about there, Witt? What are you thinking about? A question. No one has ever asked her. What are you thinking about, Whitney? Do you have a blank whiteboard? I feel like what she thinks about is like, I feel like she's still trying to figure out a puzzle from like classic concentration and

It was an eye, but then there was a sea, and then there was a sheep. What does that mean? I see you. Thank you for understanding. We still can't figure this out, though. Well, I just saw a large transfer from our bank account to one of our vendors, and that hurt. I don't say tease at the end of words. That hurt.

Yeah. I had to lose all my teas because I felled. I lost the right to use the tease. So then Justin is like, I like that she's saying that like, oh, my God, he is like, he's making payments without her like consent. And then he's like, well, I just felt like we have to make things right with people we owe money to. She's like, but why? This woman who was just screaming at Lisa Barlow for not paying her bills at the beginning of the season and screwing people over in business wants to screw people over in business. I mean, this is just so fucking hypocritical, Whitney.

It tracks. It totally tracks. I was really hurt when you paid the vendor. We owed money to. I think what she's really, pay all the people that we ripped off. I'm assuming what she meant is like, it's just a reminder of how much they failed.

Is that they had to pay all this, that's like more money going out the door. So she's like, it just sucks because my intuition going into this knew not to do it. And I didn't listen. I'm like, Is it about your hair or color? We all understand it was for a good cause.

It's all okay, Whitney. Is it that top? We took Waldros. We took Waldros. I kept thinking she was saying Walders. Like, she has such a weird way of pronounce. Did you notice that? She kept going, we took Old Rose Beauty, and we merged it into a new entity.

And unfortunately, I made a really bad decision. And right now I'm trying to get out of ownership of this. company. I'm fighting to get my name off it, to remove me as an owner, and to get back to my biggest asset, which is the name, the brand, and the inventory. I was like, so the whole thing. Does anybody understand what the fuck Whitney is talking about in the scene? Because I actually had to do research at the end of this. And I used to actually follow Whitney's businesses quite a bit because they were always in trouble. You know, Whitney has been in trouble for years, ever since she's come on this show, for her businesses being MLMs and everything else, them kind of.

coming for Whitney for this. And there was a big TikTok scandal last year in October of last year, which I know because I looked it up about this business. And I still don't understand what the hell is going on. I still don't. And I'm trying, you guys. I'm making an effort. But apparently she had an MLM with Justin's MLM because she met Justin doing MLMs. That's when they started their affair. He was running an MLM. She was working for the MLM. They had an affair. On both their spouses, whatever, they left her spouses. Fine. They're having fun. Now they're happy. But he's continued to do MLMs. That's the company that he left after their chocolate sex spanking scandal.

And that is now the job that he has again. So the fact that Whitney's just pretending like, well, you talked to me into an MLM. I never wanted to do that. It's crazy. Right. Well, also when she's like, she's like, I need to get back my biggest asset, which is my wild rose beauty name.

I'm like, is that your biggest asset? that because you just said, it's like, it's just a big failure. It's nothing but failure. I'm like, even if you do get it back, people are gonna see Wild Rose and just associate it with whatever thing it just got associated with. Start fresh, Whitney.

I mean, cash in on your fame for sure, but start fresh, it's okay. There are other names out there. You can make other words with Rose. It's all good. I say leave it behind and start something new. Like, this is too much work, too much work. And it's her third one since the show started.

It's her third business, which is crazy. Yeah, don't throw bad good money after bad. You know what? Like after TV gazzin, I, you know, look, I left TV gazing. That was something I had started. And I was like, you know what, moved on. And you just move on. You just start something new.

You just go forward, you know? Like, it's sad to leave your babies behind. But, you know, well, luckily my baby was in the hands of you. So it was in good, good stewardship. But you know what I'm saying. Yeah. It wasn't really your fault. But either way.

The point is that, like, sometimes you make things and then you move on. It's okay. Come on, Wild Rose. Yeah, and I moved on to Crappins, you see? Well, I moved on to Trash Talk TV and then crappins. It all works, guys. It all works out. Yeah.

So, um, no, okay. There's a little business advice from your aunts. Yeah, your aunties. And a lot of them will fail. And that's okay. Failure's fine. It's okay. Just keep going.

So Whitney is saying she doesn't feel like she was being told the truth with Justin. Because I never would have fucking done this. My vision was to go to. Sephora and Ulta and Target and to get away from MLM. And then literally the week that she made a decision to go direct selling MLM was the week that she met the buyer of Sephora to get Wild Rose Beauty into big box stores. And then Justin and the partners flashed numbers in front of her. And she felt like she had no other choice but to go MLM.

And so she did it because she trusted Justin and she's really mad at herself. Okay, Whitney, if you had... Go ahead. Did they flash numbers in front of her face, or was she taking a selfie with a timer and I was saying 3-2-1? They were throwing spaghettios at your face, okay? Because you wouldn't get out of the way of the protector, okay? And those were letters, not numbers. You're just looking at the speedometer on your car.

Look at all those numbers. Okay, you had a meeting with Sephora. Did you get into Sephora? Because this is the thing. You can have a meeting with people, but... If your goal was to get into Sephora, I think that's a great goal. I mean, look, of course, I'm saying like, ain't nobody want that in Sephora. Okay, that's my opinion.

But also my opinion is if that's your goal, that's a great goal to have. That's a cool goal. But to give it up the week that you have your first meeting, it's not like you had already sold it to Sephora. I don't know. I have a problem with her blaming everything on Justin. I have a problem with it because this is very, we've watched from the very beginning. Justin had his job. Then he lost his job because of the stuff they were doing.

on camera then that was rough on her and then blah blah blah then she took all the money out of their account to put it into this business and that was another big thing between them that she did that and now she's blaming him for losing everything i i don't know i don't think that's fair that's not wrong to me i i'm okay with blaming some of it on just and if she had a vision and then he like pressured her to go his route i mean look you know she's her own person and she should she can make her own decisions and her choices. She learned the hard way what happens when you don't. I think like she's allowed to have some resentment towards Justin.

But we're assuming that her story is completely true. And I'm right now, it's Whitney. But I'm taking it at face value. I don't because they leave all this stuff out. They leave all this stuff out about all this MLM stuff. Here's what I can see what happened. Now, first of all, my opinion is based on only what we're seeing on the show and what I've found on the internet, there is no concrete truth to this.

Nobody really knows what happened to the business. She's saying that they got wrapped up in a Justin company, the company failed, and that's it. From what I see happened, they took Wild Rose Beauty immediately into an MLM. It was never anything else. So they took Wild Rose Beauty. They had all those openings last year that we saw for ambassador, for influencers and all of that, which were basically people to build the pyramids, which is what MLMs are. Then she got called out.

Then it became a huge thing on TikTok because people who worked there were talking about what a rip-off it was and how they were all getting ripped off from this thing. It turned into a PR disaster. And then that's when it went south. So I think she's trying to blame all of that that we know about on the internet on Justin. And I just don't think that's fair. These two have been involved in MLMs for years and years and years. So I don't think it's like, Whitney just didn't know his MLM. and she could have been in Sephora's.

I just don't buy it. But that's all I'll say about. I've already monologued for an hour about it. To me, what's, I mean, I think all things can be true. I think, I think, I think, I think she could still have pressured her. And I think that, that, um, she still knowingly went down that path. What I do think, though, is, well, I was kind of chuckling about the entire time. And, you know, it's, it's mean to chuckle at someone's business, you know, going down the tubes,

especially because businesses are off limits, which, by the way, they're not. businesses are not off limits on a real housewife show. I think they are totally on limits. Children, fine. Because you can cause trauma in their development and they could lead to like terrible, terrible things in their lives. But businesses, yeah,

come on. But I do think there was a part of me that was chuckling every time. She was sort of like implying like she had her sliding doors moment and if she had just pivoted in one direction instead towards this buyer, it's a

like she would have had like billions of dollars and I'm like I don't know if that's guaranteed to be honest you never know you never know who's going to like make a big in these spaces but I'm just not sure Whitney was was the one who was going to break through at sephora yeah well she says you the minute you had an opportunity to take my baby you said let's make a billion dollar company and that's why I said yes because if justin believes it and we're working together, then it count fell. Well, so then this is where I thought it was strange. Her whole thing was like, you've never, ever, ever taken an interest in my businesses,

and I really resent you for that. And then you finally did, and then you ruined it. That's kind of what she's saying. I'm like, so are you saying that you were unhappy that he came in, or are you saying that you wish that he had, like, are you happy, are you unhappy that he never paid attention to your business? Are you unhappy that he did pay attention to your business? in this case. Like, I'm sort of like I couldn't quite get the through line there.

Well, I think she wanted him to do the MLM thing with her business years ago. And he couldn't because he had non-compete clauses with his job. So he couldn't help her in that way. But now that he can help her, he did bring it into an MLM and then it failed. And they also had another partner in the MLM. So if this was failing or felling, as she says, as a bigger thing within an entity, they're going to cut that one off, right? You know, especially if it has all this bad press and everybody's dogging its name, you can't really win that back online. If everyone on, if everyone on TikTok's like, this business sucks and it's robbing people and it's ripping people off and it's an MLM, there's really no coming back from that, you know, so. Which is why it's funny that

she wants to keep her Wild Rose name. She's like, that's the most important asset that I have, a tarnish brand. All I want is to be able to come out and call my store blockbuster. It's like, I've decided to rebrand, and my new company's name is Enron. BP. So Justin's like, well, I don't really know what to say except saying, sorry for getting you involved. I mean, he looks so confused. He's like, really, you're going to, you told me this was going to be a scene of us looking at the Panera closing down. And now it has to be, now that's you dogging me on TV.

God damn. We were supposed to make a wish on 1111 over the lights of the Panera. And now instead, you're making me how to explain the situation. So she's like, I'm trying not to resent you. It's just hard to separate you from that. And so the producer says, is there going to be a change in the marriage or has there been once? Because in the beginning, when it was all crumbling, I did bring, it did bring Justin and I closer. And it's really making me struggle because separation from the business and the marriage,

it's all become like um one and now i can't i don't no she literally like runs out of steam while she's doing her professional like come on wittany you can do it you can make it to the end of your monologue um yeah i'm just kind of there and he's like well i mean look i made a mistake like obviously i filled the resentment but you know like i always know your company's going to be successful. I just thought it was a way we could work together, babe. She's like, yeah, but that was my everything. I had that company for two weeks. It was everything, and now it's gone. Listen, why don't you just go to where the real money is? Open up a soda shop. You're there in Utah. Your daughter will be there. Her gums will be on the spigot, you know, with all of her classmates. Just go to where

the kids are, okay? Give them the caffeine and the sugar that they want. No, you'll make your millions there. when your daughter is an addict, okay? That's a bad family advice. And we all know that Bobby is a soda addict. We've seen that little drunk at the skating rink when she's like, I'm at whatever started out with my mama, I'm going to get me some Sprite and some Dr. Pepper. What you're going to say about that, witch?

I know. I say, like, join in. Do it. Riding off, speeding off in her golf cart, running over a baby in the street. Girl, that girl's a drunk. This soda drunk. Everyone's trying to be Bethany Frankel.

Someone's trying to come up with like a business idea. They're trying to capitalize on their fame on these shows. And I get it. It's very American to do that. And everyone's like, I can be the one that pushes through and I can do, I can have a huge success, yada, yada, yada. I get it. But like, I don't know, like go go for something a little bit more local. Like open up a soda parlor.

Open up a bowling alley. I don't know. Like, not everything has to make it to Forbes. Also, don't do like a predatory business. maybe you know don't open a business that's like predatory on women trying to make a living which is what mLMs for the most part are like i'm not going to feel sorry for whitney who's an mllm head those those are known for being monstrous businesses and now she's acting like a victim well ha ha maybe come up with a real idea that doesn't that doesn't that doesn't that doesn't

involve you know hurting hurting women ma'am how about yeah call it how about multi-level milkshakes Now that I'm into. Yes, suddenly I'm a Whitney Rose fan. Yes, Whitney for president. Yeah, just like, you know, I think of my general note for the Housewives who are trying to cash in on their fleeting fame, my note is stop trying to come up with things we've seen a million times on Shark Tank. Skin care, pet food, all that stuff.

Like address a real need. Not, I'm sorry, I shouldn't say a real need. Obviously, pets need their food and people need their skincare. That was totally the wrong wording. what i really meant is like come up with something like address something like that's that's like not being addressed so like kids want their soda i don't know like just there's a world outside of there's a world outside of doing your fashion line of doing your skin care of doing this like just do something different and it doesn't don't try don't try to be like a nationwide brand

right out of the gate just just maybe steps get good at something get good at something and then do that, you know. Yeah. But who knows? So we go over to Heather's house, and we just leave Justin's teeth behind because Justin is really like this. He's just, like, confused, and we just see the top row of his teeth and gums. He's like, what the fuck?

He has her cat. Yeah. So then we go to Heather's house, and she is decorating her daughter, Annabelle's room, in Tampa College colors, which are red and black. Who knew? I didn't know. I feel like Tampa would have, like, more Miami-type colors. colors, right? Yeah, pastel. Yeah, I'm actually a little disappointed in Tampa. Like, you're in Florida. Like, they give you licenses to do like all sorts of like fun bright colors, but red and black is a little gloomy, a little bloody, you know? Yeah, and I'm in Austin. And so I see that color and I think of the Aggies, you know? And I don't even know anything about football, but I know we're supposed to hate them. So every time you see maroon people crossing a crosswalk, you have to rev your engine like you're about to hit them, you know? Wow. Look at you like you and then you can do longhorns in there.

their face and you speed off and you roll your window down and goes yeah suck that aggie suck it although now that i think about isn't red and black also university of utah my nephew goes there and i and i and i gave me a sweatshirt that i believe was red and black but i don't know like this this tampa red and black i don't know i think that it's fine for utah to be red and black i just think that tampa should um be like flamingo colors you know pink and black i think so too and like flowers You know, like a print. Mm-hmm. Or like a leopard print or something.

Yeah, something tacky. Every school in Florida has to have colors that would, that, that, that, that, that match that scheme. Like, like, no primary colors, just pastels, pastels, and fluorescence. And, like, Robert Goulet should be the principal. Mm. Yeah. Yeah. Even though he's dead.

I just want, 100% he can do it. I just want the University of Tampa to take notes if that's, is it. University of Tampa, Tampa State University, Tampa and Mechanical College. Tampa State School colors, yeah, scarlet and black. Commercials, here comes one right now. So they're decorating and they're making small talk. I really don't care. This is super boring.

Except it was fun when Heather said, I have had two major changes in my life this year. the first one is that I bought an air fryer it's changed my life and then we see her making what she calls what do they call it like an all in the tub a mixed bag a mixed bag yeah I have to say I'm like a bit shocked I'm actually the of all the things I've been disappointed with with Heather de gay you know as once our fearless leader on this show you know I think the thing I'm most disappointed is that it took her this long to get an air fryer because she just has air fryer energy like i would have actually thought she just had an air fryer this entire time and i would have thought like the best part about heather gay is that you know you could probably like hit her up and be like like what are the air fry recipes and to know that she's a newbie with it is like shocking it is but i love air i love that heather is just catching on to air friars like it

i know it does kind of track you know so she talks about air frying and we see how excited she's been can't believe they cut that because that it looks like she planned on that being her storyline for the season, and they're just fitting it in in episode 12 in a flashback. And I felt kind of... I would have preferred that, to be honest. Like, that's actually a storyline I would have 100% gotten behind. Like, if every episode she was trying something new, she's trying new recipes, she's developing an airfire cookbook. Like, I'm into that.

Like, watching kids go to college is... Well, it's not that we're watching the kids go to college. It's just that she's sort of just talking about how she redid her office. That's basically it. Yeah, so they talk about that. And they talk about her going to college, and I don't care. So then we go to, do you care? Can I move on?

I care deeply. Let's go through every single detail of this scene. I'd rather talk about all the other useless crap we've talked about for 45 minutes. So we go to Bronwyn's house, and she's full of pride flags, guys, and she's putting them in envelopes, and she's asking Muzzy to bring her a spreadsheet. And she explains, I'm a big supporter of the LGBTIQIA community. community. And I was horrified when there was a passing of a law in Utah that pride flags could not be displayed at any government building. So I just thought one way I could show support is just mailing people of pride flags if they need one. So my mom and I have made, you know, multiple trips to the sex store that also sells pride flags. So yeah, she's dragged Muzzy. Muzzy got some sort of media training where they were like, Muzzy, we don't care how you feel about any of these things. Just smile and get along. Otherwise, America will destroy you.

So she's like, okay, I'm at the sex store now. This is quite bulky. This is interesting. Okay. Muzzy, you are currently being stoned to death in public opinion. Go to the gay sex store. Okay. Anything that'll work.

So they're looking at something and she's like, oh, look at this. Oh, this is like a penis. Don't say that word. She's like, I already did say it, mother. And it's not a bad word to say. So she says, mom. Mom, you know, you coming and doing this with me. I know it's a big deal because you're a huge homophobic and hate gay people.

And I know that this is, you know, how you feel politically as stuff, this isn't your lane. And, you know, I know sometimes it's very hard for you to support gay people. Okay, look, everybody, that's my mother. She normally doesn't support gay people. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mother, I know this is, it's, this is not politically what you are into, but your eyebrows say otherwise. So I'm going to say they do have a big, they, I did. I don't know if you heard this, but your eyebrows have been hired to be a guest judge on Rupal next season.

So, um, congratulations. Well, as long as it helps you, dear, I don't care. Now, if you ask me to go to a strip show, I might draw the line there. Okay, we've had enough line drawing all over your face. It is just those eyebrows. I seriously can't. I'm not going to help you, though, because it's very important for me that America hate you while they see me being kind to you. Mm-hmm.

Well, one of the reasons why I haven't fixed my mom's brows is she said you can either have the brows or the bob, and I chose the bobs. So she gets the bobs and give her the bob, she gets to keep her eyebrows. So you know, it's sacrifices that we make. Well, you know, I love doing crazy things that I wouldn't do on my own, crazy, crazy things.

Like mailing pride flags, like, whoa. Normally when people say that, it's like bungee jumping or like streaking across the town square. She's like, touching a pride flag. I love doing crazy things. And you know, she's probably, you know, taking a sharpie to those flags and just writing, fix yourself. And then mailing them to the gay kids in Idaho or whatever. You could be better.

So she says, well, you know, dear, I don't worry about what other people think anymore like I used to because I'm a grown up now. Are you? So do I have to wait until I may need to be a grown up? Because, you know, I very much worry about what other people think of me. I'm like, well, listen, you do show up at the airport dressed as an inflatable sloth. So if you're concerned about people viewing you as a grown-up or not, you know, there are some ways you can adjust that. You dress like a melted crayon. Okay.

So, no, you don't. You have more confidence than you lead on. And she's like, well, I do care what other people think of me at me still. I very much do, Mom, and I very much worry about what you think of me. And she goes, well, I think you should to a certain extent. I don't care what people think about me because I'm pretty awesome, but you, maybe you should think about that a little bit. Shame does have its upside. Well, Mother, you know, in the past, you and I have struggled because I was making choices that you didn't really agree with,

and you were very vocal about those lessons, Mother. And she's like, well, I told you that I learned my lesson, Bronman, I told you. It goes, well, we have moved through it. And I actually think that it's very interesting that the thing that you were most mad at me about was having Gwen and now that You love the thing that you love best about me is Gwen. Well, well, you've been a great mom for Gwen considering your setbacks, you know, your personality, your needs, your neediness, all those things. But you need to be proud of what you're doing because you're doing a great job. I mean, everything you're doing is really great,

except for all this insane flag bailing we're doing. I don't know. And since when do we add the L word, Eldon to the word? I don't understand this. So these are for care bears. Is that correct? this you know all that aside this is nice to see you know i know muzzi has pissed us all off including me but this is actually very nice to see the scene i really like it it's it's two

weeks in a row where muzzie has had decent scenes i'm not saying the best i know she called her an oopsie last week but you know some of our moms just talked to us that way and it's it's their way of being cute um but uh it's nice seeing it you know and as someone who's always had a up and down mostly, you know, when I was younger, mostly down, relationship with my mom. I have a very difficult mom. And I can be very difficult as well. And I've, you know, talked about it on this show for years. I, me and my mom have come to a place. And a lot of it has had to do with us both just letting go of shit from the past and also just letting go of shit from the present because there's just not anything we're going to do to change. And it has been worth it to me. Because there have been

times where I think we both could have just cut each other off and gone no contact and done all that stuff. And we've actually put in the work to not do that. And honestly, the biggest piece of that work has both of us, has been both of us shutting our fucking mouths a lot of the time. And it frustrates us both. But I think that it has worked. And so it is very good for me. I feel really good. And I'm really happy with it. And I'm really touched to see it happen for Bronwyn, too, because it's not easy, girl. And it's nice to see that on TV. You know, I know people still want to throw Muzzy overboard, but I'm going to give it to her for this, this one. I feel for her.

Well, I'm proud of Muzzy because normally it takes two seasons to have these scenes. You have their season where you get trashed by the audience. And then the next season, you've like seen it all and you come back. You're like, this is the new me. I'm a nicer. And this is kind of like when they took Dancing with the Stars and made it like a one night affair. like it used to be they would dance on one night and then you get the results the next night and then they decided no we're gonna do it all in one episode and that's like basically what they're

doing here she's like you know what like i was bad earlier in the season and i'm already having my redemption scenes in the same season and it's like they just accelerated it so like good for her yeah she's all making out with lynn in the corner um oh rip yeah so oh he died yeah he died i stopped watching that show uh so uh they have a nice little scene. And she's like, you know, but I am proud of you. And she goes, but I need to hear it. And she's like, okay, Bronwyn, but I am proud of you, you know, and I don't say it a lot because I just don't like saying stuff like that. It's disgusting, you know, but I've always wanted to make you and Bronwyn's like, well, I've always wanted to make you proud of me, mother, and I've always wanted

you to think I did something worthwhile. She's like, well, I am proud of you. Because look at you, you've got a bob, your daughter has got a bob, and I've got a bob. What more do you need to say? I'm a winner. What's the opposite of generational trauma? Generational Bobma. Okay? That's what we have. Barbarational trauma.

Operational trauma. She's like, but you know, you're, you know, you always, you know, look, you always went around telling Gwen crazy things like you're the best thing or the smartest or you're so pretty. You know, things that you just would never tell a child and you did it. And, you know, it's working out pretty well. Well, we just did it different, mom. Yeah. You did it the lazy, stupid way, and I did it the tough way. But I guess, look, she wound up with a bob at the end of the day.

So, you know, as they all say, at the end of the day, you get a bob for a bob. And that's where we all are. So, you know what? You did good, kid. I like when she said, you know, but you didn't like the way I raised you being judgmental all the time. And so you changed it and you changed the cycle. And that's great. Good for you.

You know? Your confidence in doing things incorrectly is to be commended, Ronwin. And look at the way Gwen just rolled her eyes at you at the bonsai store. It just goes to show you can be judgmental or not judgmental. They're still going to hate you for. So it might as well be judgmental and have fun with it. And then Muzzy subtly reminds us that Bronwyn is bad in another way. You know, she's like, well, I would give you a hug, but I know how much you hate that.

She goes, yeah, I, I, no hugs. She goes, yeah, you pass that on to Gwen. Look at her. Your Bob Shield. Both are you walking around with a Bob Shield. She's like, yeah, I'm prickly mother. I'm like a hedgehog. Do not touch me.

Okay. Okay. We're good. I thought you were going to, I thought you were going to hug me. But okay. I know that my mom sees that I've done things differently, but in a way that's been successful. But for her to be able to voice that, like, to be willing to say it and be willing to say to me is a huge step for her. And I think that, like, sometimes you just have to hear it.

That's why you get a bob. So you have less hair in front of your ears so you can hear the things. Yeah. And she's like, I just, this is all I wanted, Mom. This is all I wanted was to be. mom. And she's like, oh, God, there you go off the deep end. Okay, well, now I'm finding out, too, that you made the spreadsheet wrong. And so the road or the circle or the drive goes on the next line. Oh, God. We just screwed over all the gaze. Good job, Ronwin. Producers, can we end the scene already? I think I've been nice enough to my daughter. I don't know why you're still filming me. And I got spreadsheet content left. The camera pulls back. We just see her strangling a gerbil in her left hand. Trying to make it through the scene.

so now it's time for the main event um we go to angie k arriving at like a loading dock she's dressed like betsy ross she's got like a little bonnet in her hair and she's i think she has a she has a flag maybe she has a basket i don't know i may be just misremembering a basket there's probably no basket but either way she's there and she's just standing on this like industrial loading dock in the middle of a parking lot and she's as confused as we are. Listen, it's not real housewives of Salt Lake City if someone's not filming something at a U-Haul rental center. Seriously. So Heather's like, I have no idea because Heather Whitney and Brittany are in a car. And Heather's like, I have no idea what today is all about, but I love

a theme. I love a theme as much as I love sisterhood, which is what we have. So she just said get out of the loading dock, right? That's all we have to do. Brittany's like, well, we have to meet her on a platform and that part is just so confusing a platform what's a platform okay someone settled down brittany okay you think that's the most confusing part i thought i was dressing up like hamilton was confusing so then lisa and meredith are in their car and meredith's like oh what do we have going on here i don't know you know we're just going to some warehouse place i guess like where the hell are we going to yeah where are we going to so now and you's still waiting alone And she's like, I still don't know if I'm in the right place.

I swear, this is the address. She gazed me. Now, it's like no surprise that like in the previews for next week, they wind up going to Greece because Angie K's probably like, yeah, I spent a lot of money on this outfit just to wear it at a loading dock. So I'm going to need us to go to someplace nice. Yeah, I've had enough of this crap. So now back in the Whitney car, she's like, Brittany, how are you? I haven't seen you since my house. And she's like, well, I did meet.

Meredith in the park and Whitney's like, why the park? Because you're on Salt Lake City. Where else would you meet? You've already, you've already gone to the two restaurants that'll allow you into in town. Sorry, the parking lot with the mound of dirty snow has been booked, so you'll have to go to the park. Sorry, the rusty chain link fence is busy today. I know. Well, if Meredith called me to meet me at the park at high noon, I would say no thanks. It just seemed to like a duel, right? Like it seems like walk 10, 10 paces and turn around and shoot. Like, isn't that like funny? I love that Brittany, who is a child of musical theater dressed like Hamilton, doesn't even realize, like, can't even make a Hamilton joke right there. She doesn't even realize the link.

He's like, it's really funny, right? It's almost like we're two founding fathers, but we're having a duel. God, that's so funny. Anyway, it seemed like she was just like not contried enough to apologize when I talked to her and then I said okay well I can see that what I said was a trigger it was shady because it was and Whitney's like by way Whitney also did her the makeup on her lip in such a way that her top lip looks like it's touching her her nose she like overdid her line she like made it extend too high so she looks kind of crazy this entire scene she's like so she didn't address verbally attacking you then what did she apologize for hurting my feelings. And they just roll their eyes. And so

meanwhile, in the other car, Meredith is like, well, we agreed to treat each other with kindness and respect. Oh, but that's not going to last long. So Heather's like, wait a minute. So you forgive her and you guys are friends now? And she's like, well, maybe we'll never be friends. But I just don't want to harbor anger. And Whitney's like, wait, you're going to accept her apology like a step forward? Well, I'm proud of you because I don't think I could do it. And they're mad of course because their pawn in this has

now settled things which means that they're going to have to go into this fight against Meredith alone because Brittany has now left their side. And let's also not forget that the reason they're in this fight with Meredith is because Meredith refused to join their side against Lisa on that boat. Remember when they called Meredith

in and we're like, we're going to go after Lisa, you're going to do it with me and then Meredith refused and then guess who they went after? Meredith. Immediately after Meredith refused, used to be their little bestie in film with them. They turned her in tune, an alcoholic and a pill popper. Well, in rumors, she's probably already an alcoholic and a pill popper list. So Wendy was like, I'm glad it made Brittany feel good that Meredith gave her an apology,

but I would like Meredith to take accountability with everyone because Meredith accused us to laying about it. Yeah, because you were lying about it. In my humble opinion, you were exaggerating, which is a form of lying. Okay. So now they arrive and Andrew's like, I thought I was tricked into this. I thought I was invited to a costume party and you guys were coming in ball gowns. We pioneered all the way over here.

Oh, yes, you are Mormon pioneer. So Heather, so Whitney starts putting on lip gloss and Heather's like, there was no lip gloss in colonial times. But you know what they did have in colonial times? A flask. A flask I was able to carry. because my daughters are moving out of the house so I can have a flask

she's my new daughter now and then they show a picture of like George Washington on a bowl or some shit with a flask drawn in she's like he'd be hard pressed to find a colonist without a flask so then now they're like they're drinking from the flask

and Angie Kay basically just sticks the whole thing in her mouth like no you're getting your lips you're supposed to just pour it into your mouth not suck from it so Meredith comes in and they all get quiet again and um well because they're also pissed because Lisa is not dressed properly as usual Lisa refused to do the costume Lisa is yeah she's sort of wearing a flouncy shirt or blouse that kind of suggests colonial times but she's like I'm not doing a costume and Meredith is like wearing some sort of like sack shirt that's like bundled

It's like a sack of money, but it's a shirt. It's like all bundled at the top with like a drawstring. It's like this is, you know, it's up there with that crazy outfit she wore to the flower party. I don't know. She has some real funky looks, this Meredith Marks. Yeah. You can't just say that you're Hamilton. You have to be Hamilton.

Well, maybe if you can cite the Getty Berg's address. Yeah, I'm sure if I can, if I pull it up on my phone. four score and 40 years ago Whitney was a batch and she's still a badge 40 scores later Yeah Where's Mary? So Mary's running late But in the meantime this door opens up at the loading dock And there's Bronwyn and she's in this giant

Black dress Which is actually kind of cool And she is basically like come on it She's like well I've been studying for my American citizenship's test To become a US citizen So I love that everybody is humoring me with this. So if you follow me, come on in here and we're going to play a game that I have constructed and I will get very mad at even though I knew all along it was a game. Okay, come on in.

Oh my God, are you kidding me? This is all about citizenship. How did I not know this? I would have just called ICE a season ago. So Brahmin is like, well, I think we have to really channel a founding fathers look so everyone have a wig. So there's an array of powdered wigs out on the table for everyone to use and and Brahman's like I'd like to have you step back to 1773 and they're all confused

because I feel like they don't even understand like no one knows what the fuck is going on which is great yeah congratulations you've reached the end of part one of a two part recap for part two

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