Watch What Crappens - #3098 RHOSLC S612 Part Two: Boston Pee Party

Episode Date: December 3, 2025

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Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay, it's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So, Bronwyn's like, okay, I would like to welcome you to my version of the Boston Spill the Tea Party. The colonists were very angry because they were being taxed without representation. And many of us in this group often feel like we are not represented correctly.

So on social media, in private conversations, in arguments. And so we are going to have a little similar enactment of what the Boston Tea Party is. Mary shows up and she's like, what the hell? And then she looks at the wigs and she's like, I know, I'm not putting any of these on my head. But then she's like, luckily I have my own. He's like, I got my own. She just whips one out of her purse.

Just got to have your emergency founders wig. You never know what's going to happen. So Bronwyn explains that they had the protest. They spilled the tea. and after the mess was made, they cleaned it up and were able to move forward. I didn't know that was part of it. They spilled the tea into the harbor and then they cleaned it up. What kind of protest is that?

I don't remember them cleaning it up. I mean, maybe they naturally cleaned up like some of the mess they made on the boat or wherever they were. I don't see. I just remember them spilling the tea. I think that's like the big takeaway. I don't remember the cleanup. I feel like if there was a cleanup, all of our mothers would remind us of that growing up. You know, like, oh, really?

You don't clean up? Even the founding fathers cleaned up their protest. Or whatever. We would have been shoved down our threads. I don't remember that. I think that's a lie. But they made the Constitution, and that applies to us as friends, guys. So get something to eat, and then we're going to judge the fuck out of each other with wigs on.

It's basically the goal here. Right. And so she also has, like, a spread of, like, like, egg salad sandwiches and scones, but also jay dogs. which, what are J-dogs? I should have looked this up. I don't know what that means. Like, instead of hot dogs or J-dogs, it's a fast casual hot dog restaurant chain

primarily in Utah. Oh, well, there you go. There you go. They got some fast food J-dogs. So, Mary comes in. Whitney, you could be making hot dogs. Well, stop worrying about the skin care. Make some hot dogs and soda.

Come on. The money is right there. W. Dogs. Um, so, wit dogs. So, um, Mary comes in and she's like, is this real food? What is this? It's like, it's clearly hot dogs, very. She goes, they're like, it's, they're a hot dog.

She goes, do hot dogs go that far back? Are they BC? I'll take McDonald's at this point. I'll even have a fish filet. I know what that is. Speaking of McDonald's, this coffee brought to you, Bob, from McDonald's. See, must draw as evidence. Far be it for me to explain to the woman who is a professional on the Bible what BC means, but that shit was funny.

So Bronwyn's like, okay, let's bring our plates. Okay, there's a quill and there's a book with your name on it. So everybody gets that. And Mary's like, this feels like a play. Are we going to stand up and like declare things? And Heather thinks she's going to win if there's a test. So the producer starts testing everybody. And they're like, what do we start calling it?

What do we call the first 10 amendments to the Constitution? How do I not know that? Rumors and nastiness. Lisa's like, oh, it's the Declaration of Independence and Wendy's. I cost the talking, I constipational rights. The Bill of Rights, Bill of Rights, Bill of Rights, Bill of Rights. And how many U.S. Are there?

I want to say 50, but I think there's more. Okay, there's one French fry in every container that represents a senator. That's 23 French fries. Let's see. There's one in every country. So, 51. It's like, I don't know what Angie Kay is. Where does she even went with that one?

And Heather's like, well, oh my goodness. Let's see. Senators, well, I'll tell you one thing. In this sisterhood, there's a lot of sinners. So I would say there's a lot of senators, sinner sisters. That's like, uh, um, constitution, constipital, constipational rights. Brittany literally goes, I mean, I got a 4.2 in high school. I was the saladictorian, and it's all just gone now.

It's gone. Not the saladictorian. Not the salad dictator. Oh, my God. And she said it totally earnestly. She was not trying to be funny. 100 senators. The correct answer is 100.

Yes, because there is two for each state and there's 50 states. So 100. So Bronwyn got it. And she's like, okay, everybody, we're going to have our own private Boston spilled the tea party today. So behind your chairs, you'll find your own little ceremonial tea. You can throw it into the harbor. and you're going to label it with the name of the person you have maybe spilled the tea about, okay?

Okay, well, I think the forefathers might have been smarter than me because, but I'm using something out of their playbook. So you've got to break all the crates of tea wide open and pollute the shit out of that harbor. And then, you know, fight for what you want and what it is. And, you know, honestly, I can only do so much connecting this theme to our TV show today. I think I've done enough. Do I have to really keep explaining this? Bronwyn, do you not remember Porto Viarta?

Apparently, Bronwyn didn't get enough of a beating the last time we tried this. And we see flashbacks to Bronwyn reading that text message about, like, Todd's got one foot in the grave and one foot on a banana peel. So Lisa's like, why do you seem so stressed, Heather? She's like, well, because I haven't even thought about it yet. so they're trying to figure out who to spill the tea about and um so angie's like okay well who have i spilled the tea about all right lisa when lisa made her announcement about her horse and we see a flashback to lisa being like yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna go to the kentucky derby so i bought a

horse which makes no sense like you're going the kentucky derby so to buy a horse And he's like, well, I wanted to believe her, even though I heard otherwise. So I did spill the tea about that. But I talked to other people about you not buying the horse. Their confession done. Well, yeah, I own a horse. It's like not anything grand. It's just like for me, it's like my own horse.

And I'm like looking to get a second one. It's like, what would you do with a second horse? That's nobody's business. No one needs to know about that second horse. Why are you questioning my second horse? Who does that? You better not question my second horse. You better not question it.

You made an announcement. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. Guess you did. No, you made an announcement. No, you made an announcement that you bought a horse. Nah. No, I didn't.

And just like, you know, if Lisa buys something, she's going to post it and brag about it, and I haven't seen any photos circulating of her riding off into the sunset on a horse. Angie's mad because she's like Horses are kind of like my family storyline So please do not try to get in on this Because I know you're faking it She's also like my daughter is like

Into horses because she's more into my husband's side of the family Now this is giving her an opportunity To be into somebody more than me again You know like now her daughter Electra is going to like Lisa more Because Lisa's into horses And that leaves Angie kind of out in the rain even more You know God can you imagine for Angie if the daughter

ended up liking Lisa more because they go horseback riding together that will kill Angie. Electra's going to be like, hello, mother. I've decided I will join the Olympics. I've been Olympian for not Greece and I'll ride Lisa's horse.

How could you do this to me? I'm writing Vita, Vita, Vita. She's so fine, mom, in the American Olympics. How dare you? So then, Heather's like, okay, so that tea is spilled. So then you throw it in the ocean, Angie. So she throws the box up.

And Lisa's like, I'm still irritated. I'm so irritated. Me. You know, at this point. I need that. Yeah. You can either say yay or nay, and I say nay. Anyway, you know, at this point, I'd rather be at the actual Boston Tea Party.

And as a New Yorker, that's saying like a lot. Lisa tried to do some weird Boston Tea Party burn. So Brittany. It's like as someone from Poughkeepsie, we're way above Boston. So. Lisa would hate to be at the real Boston tea party. She's like, I have to pick this up. I have to pour it out.

Like, I don't want to. I just got this, like, I just got this dress like steam ironed yard. So Brittany's like, okay, I'll go. So I don't have anything I can think of that I've spilled the tea about. So I would like to know who spilled the tea about me flirting with Jawow. And Mary goes, who's Jawow? Even though Mary was fully on the yacht with everyone else. And Brittany's like, well, because you know,

when I got home, Jared and I broke up over it. America goes, oh God, not Jared. Remember Joelle? But you were broken up before the trip. Lisa's like, yeah, but you kissed you out. No, we didn't. Yes, you did. It was on the floaty thing. Remember you were on the floaty thing, you kissed Joal? Well, I kissed him on the cheek. I mean, Jared got this memo that was like making out with Joow.

And Heather's like, a memo. We don't even have memos in this sisterhood. What do you mean? A DM? A tech. A call. A song by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They lie, you know. Well, I was the one who told Justin that she deserves to flirt. She's like, so there's the answer. There's the answer to the T. We already got it. And we see a flashback to Whitney doing a voice to text for Justin going. Brittany is living her best life flirting with everyone. She's flirting with Jewel. She's flirting with the guy who's holding a camera.

She flirted with the fish today. Probably true. So Bronwyn's like, okay, all right, can we just throw this tea over? I'm sick of talking about Jared, okay? So then Heather's like, well, I'm ready to do my tea. Are you ready for the big B word? Okay, in the spirit of full disclosure, I have to stand for what I have been spilling the tea about.

And I think you probably know what it is, Bronwyn, because I am deeply fascinated by it. But the rumor about Todd making out with someone and then farting, do not feel like that's absurd? Throw the fucking box over. Okay, just throw the box over. Just throw it over. All of a sudden, Bronwyn is not happy with her game.

I thought that was so funny. I was like, Bronwyn, you could at least try to pretend to be like, oh, whatever. Like, Bronwyn got so serious. It was like not having it whatsoever. Well, I think the reason she got so serious is because it's supposed to be you're spilling tea about something that the tea hasn't been spilled yet. So this is old tea. And Heather's purposely bringing this up to a real. mind Bronwyn that she's supposed to be mad at Lisa because Heather and Whitney are going to be

going for Lisa and Meredith in about two seconds. So she's reminding her, remember, you're pissed off at Lisa. And I think that Bronwyn's like, I know what you're doing, Heather. You fucking asshole. Okay. And not only are you doing this with me and Lisa, but you're bringing up my husband farting all over some sleut. Okay, just throw it overboard. Heather's like, okay, well, I'm going to apologize. Can I apologize? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And I was like, good, Heather. That was great. That's just so transparent. Oh, my God. So Brom was like, okay, well, I didn't find it funny, but you've spilled it, and we've heard it.

Okay. Throw it overboard. Okay, well, I'm going to go next. Whitney, you and I had lunch, and in an effort to try to be a good friend to Meredith, I wanted to warn her about something that I think went too far, but it has upset you. And I want to apologize for spilling the tea that I should not have spilled. So I'm going to throw mine in the harbor, which, by the way, we also have not. pointed out that this quote-unquote harbor is that there's like a little like blue moat area that

they've painted tarp yeah it's like a tarp next to their chairs they just have they're throwing boxes that have been wrapped in like brown paper into like blue tarp like that's what this show is like when we have like when we have like you know real house as of miami goes off on a private jet like we have an entire season of of miami it feels like arguing about who gets to go on a private a jet to go from Sevia to the villa in the south of Spain and who gets to have a seat. And this one, they're like, okay, it's time for you to throw your car or box into a tarp. Well, wearing a party city founder's wig. Your sit is so funny.

Okay, well, I'm going to go next. Okay, Whitney, we have, okay, you already did that. Okay, so Whitney's like, but wait, why didn't you stop me mid-conversation then and say, Whitney, stop saying that. Okay, well, I did question you. Nah, you laughed. And then we see a clip of Bronwyn going, well, okay, well, she's going to scream at you for five hours. If she hears that you said that about her, okay, for sure, you are incoming rate.

Okay. I mean, it is so snaky of Bronwyn to be like, well, if she hears that, she's going to be so mad. I'm like, you're the one who tells her. I know, but I do think, you know, Bronwyn, I said earlier how Bronwyn is one of the worst about carrying the bones, like taking one thing and then going to the other person immediately. But in this case, she is talking about Whitney spreading that you're an alcoholic and a pill popper behind her back. Well, that's the other thing. If you say those things, like, for sure, someone's going to give Meredith the heads up.

Yeah, I think it's good to give her a heads up, you know, because Whitney was just mad because she didn't get to out Meredith and call her an alcoholic in her own scene. Yeah. And also, like, let's not forget who was the original bone carrier, Whitney Rose. Whitney Rose also is my friends use like a sieve like things like information just pass my friends used to always call people sieves like information like it does not it does not it's not retain the information goes right through someone to the next destination so um yeah like you know like if you call someone if you call someone an alcoholic and a pill popper on TV it's definitely going to get back to them but what I thought but I did think it was like I actually thought it was nice

of Bronwyn to apologize she basically is like my bad. I shouldn't have done it. And Whitney is like not letting her have it. Whitney is like, no, that's not fair. I thought I was confiding in you in front of a camera, in front of the nation, in a private conversation. I was confiding. Me, trustworthy Whitney Rose, who never lies about anything. Lisa gave blowjobs for jazz tickets, just for jazz.

Brahm was like, well, then you should take that up with her because I'm not the keeper of, I'm not the keeper of Meredith Swine. Well, I'm not the keeper either. but I'm the keeper of a private conversation between you and I, and you broke that trust. Mm-hmm. It's like, well, and that I can apologize for. But now you're making me look bad. You're making me look horrible in front of Meredith. But you're, well, you said it.

It was going to look bad no matter what. It's going to look bad right now where it could be addressed or it's going to look bad when Meredith watches it on TV. Yeah, and you're doing nothing but making yourself look bad in front of Meredith. All you're doing is coming from me. Meredith every single year. Bronwyn's like, well, if you're uncomfortable with her knowing about it, then you probably shouldn't have said it.

Now, do not tell me behind her back. Now, it's really between the two of you. Okay? I'm going to just keep nodding until you stop talking to me. Okay. I apologize, and then you two get to fight about it. I mean, because, like, most people will say, well, anything I'd say behind your back, I'd say to your face, but when he's like,

Now you're making me look bad. So you think I'm going to call a belligerent woman two days after we land? It's like, if you want to go, there, let's go there. Okay, Whitney, because everything I said was the truth. So, stop with your

lives. What, that you didn't yell on the plane, that you didn't taunt her for six hours? No, I did not. Can I, can I have the crazy pill that y'all took? Because I would love it. Yeah, apparently, you're already taking it.

Yeah, that was a good one. I can't wait to tell horse number two that nightar. It was good. Well, of course, your easy read out is that I'm a liar, because anything I say our experience isn't true, but guess what? You had other witnesses there, Meredith, so you can't call me a liar. Oh, well, you are a liar, so here we go. Let's talk about Whitney. Calling me a liar triggers me so deptly because I felt like, I feel like I'm a very, An honest person to a fall, and I feel like anytime they're lying, they just gaslight me and say you're lying.

And she never takes accountability. Yeah, you are a liar, though. You've lied a million times on this show. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. Hello, I'm Matt Ford. And I'm Alice Levine, and we're the hosts of Wondry's podcast British Scandal. In our latest series, Michelle Mohn, we tell the story of a war.

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If you're going to call me a liar, let's do it. alcoholic pill popper i was like okay you know what and who are you you fucking hypocrite you who has all these reports about being so wasted at bravo con you almost fell off the stage and were wasted the entire weekend with your buddy heather who just pissed all over herself and barfed all over herself on camera multiple times on this show most notably at that drag queen bus thing that you guys just did you two are something else well the other thing is that that Whitney talks about, like, how this is all triggering for her because of her situation with her dad, which is very real. But also, like, given that you have had so much experience and firsthand, like, have been impacted firsthand by that stuff, it's crazy that then she would just yell at someone, alcoholic, pill popper, like, weaponizing it against them.

Yeah, because if you really believe that she is an alcoholic and a drug addict, for you to do that to her, like, go on camera and spread it and then scream, alcohol. holic and pill popper is really a destructive thing to do. And another destructive thing to do is to go on and compare your own trauma from your father and put that on somebody else. That's a whole sack of bullshit. You can't do that to people. And it's also shitting your father, by the way. It's like, why do we, why are we, is she's just a shithead this Whitney Rose. I'm so glad she's showing her ass because I think she's had a whole season of people buying into her bullshit. And I'm really glad she's showing her ass today because this is gross. And then, uh, don't worry, Heather's going to do the same thing in just a minute where she's going to turn her trauma into and make that

Meredith's fault too. We'll see. We'll wait for it. So Meredith first is like, well, I have some presents for you. So she gets up and she walks and she grabs some bags. And Whitney's like, well, I'm sick of you being able to throw around character assassin asking things about me. What did she say about you they what did she say what did what was said about whitney this season i don't remember um well she's well meaning that like she's saying that Whitney's a liar so Whitney is like that's characters that's that's like a that's like an assassinist oh you know what it is it's almost like when two men um dress up like what was that name of that musical and they shoot each other and one of them shoots the other one first it's like an assassination but of a character yeah exactly brittany

you got it exactly right yeah but she's calling you a liar because you're doing character assassinating things against her that she's calling lies. So you can't call the victim when you're the aggressor. She's so crazy. So Meredith is like, all right, well, I've got presents. And she passes them out. And everyone's like, thank you, thinking their real presence. And she's like, wait a minute, multi-drug urine test cup.

Oh, my God. And Brittany's like, I've never in my life taken a drug test. Like, where does one go for seven drug tests last second? I'm like, I don't think it was last second. I'm sure this was planned. And also, I like that she thinks that every store has just one drug test. Where did she get seven? Mary goes, that's a lot of urine.

All right, well, I am happy to take a drunk test every single day in my life because I'm very honest about everything that I do. And as I've said for years, I'll have a drink here. there, maybe an occasional gummy, maybe a teaspoon of my toddler's baby food. So if you have made an accusation against me for substance abuse, I think you need to take the test. This is gold. I love that she did this. And now let's watch how they turn this around so that they don't have to take the test. Because I was like, are they going to take this test? Because this is amazing. Because you know half of these people are on Coke. I mean, they're on TV. So Brittany's like, well, I mean, this issue on the plane

has taken on a whole new life of its own. Oh, God, we've graduated from Brittany plane drama. Now we're getting a doctorate soon. Saladictorian. Saladetorian at work. She is so happy that she's at the center of like the driving, you know, second half drama of the season.

So Meredith is like, so the one with the accusations is so quickly putting it away, Whitney Rose. Wow. Is this like your business just being put away? for no one to see on ass a burn sounds like a projection

I think it is because notice Whitney didn't take this I mean we saw the below deck where Heather was on there with Angie Harrington and she looked coked out of her mind

that entire time she was completely obnoxious Whitney Heather remember when she was on below deck with Angie Harrington below deck adventure I do

I don't really remember Heather like what they did on that she was so fucking obnoxious on that. She was, if anybody wants to go back and look at it, tell me that woman's not coked out of her mind. And then Whitney's like, well, what? Am I supposed to pull up my skirt and pee on it? Yes, Whitney. If you're going to be sitting here doing, you know, throwing accusations at everyone else, let's see what's in your bloodstream, ma'am. I'd love to know, because you seem fucked up in every episode to me. So bring it on. Pee on it. Papa squat lady. What's in your wallet?

What's in your wallet of pee? Papa squat lady I love this I wish Meredith just made him do it Well Well let's see that Okay you decide that you wanted to make this Some kind of spread rumors behind my back

As you do almost every single year No you can't tell me what my intentions are Stop talking I'm talking right now No that's not my intentions Yes it was I was gonna have a very good monologue right now where I was gonna reference rumors and nastiness.

This is my new board game and you kind of ruined that for me. You want me to talk about it in front of everyone? I do actually. And again, at this point, this is where Meredith has her little flouncy. I'm trying to use this Velcro here as a visual. She has this flouncy quill and she's like,

I do want you to talk about it. It's like she's trying to cast spells, magic spells. It's like, this thing is flapping in front of her. It is, I was laugh. Every time that feather bounced around on screen, I cracked up. Well, I'm tired of with me making false accusations on me, and they are damaging, and they are hard to disprove, and she needs to worry about herself and her own life

and stop projecting it on to me. You do this every time you go to sleep, you wake up and you get more mad. You did it to me on the boat. And then we see a flashback to Meredith. Now we go from Meredith wearing a founding father's wig. to Meredith with a cleaver inside her head. I mean, the way that just goes from costume to costume while they're having these fights is so funny.

And we see that, like, at night on the yacht, when she's like, oh, well, okay, you looked at a TikTok. And then in the morning, she's like, well, you brought up a TikTok and a person I'm really angry at is Whitney Rose. Yeah. Whitney didn't warn me about the TikTok. So then we come back,

and Meredith's like, well, I'm not allowed to think things over and realize that there are things that pest me off. She's like, you're absolutely alive, but I'm describing my experience and I've witnessed your behavior and I recognize it. Oh, well, you know what? We're going to backtrack

to every single event this year and let's see how much I've had to drink. Let's start over. No, because that's a way to deflect. I'm describing my experience. This is a very sensitive subject. Okay, okay? And so now she's going to bring on her dad drama

as a way to deflect from her having to pee in a cup. Now who's deflecting? Pop, your squat. In the past, when I've witnessed people acting the way that Meredith has, it was fueled by drugs or alcohol, and I don't know what's going out with Meredith. And I hope it's none of those things. And I just wish she understood why I worry about line. Yeah, you sound really worried, screaming alcoholic and Bill Butler, Whitney. You're just a real good Girl Scout over there.

Trauma. Drama. I just care about you. And you alarmed me. It's like, no, you don't care about me. or you would come to me. Just, no, you don't care about me. That's why you don't accept the fact that I love you.

That's a huge accusation that you love her, okay? Because she's weaponizing her experience. That's huge, huge explanation. Imagine your friend is emotional upset, and instead of having compassion, you label her crazy and a drug addict when all she's trying to do is watch crazy rich Asians. Such a good movie, by the way.

Like, what the fuck is wrong with you guys? Like, what is wrong with you? Like, no wonder why she brought drug deaths? Oh, this isn't there. Well, I was going to have the conversation with you, and it got taken away from me by Bramwen. You yelled at me, and I was upset. I did not yell at you on the plane. Mary tells us, yeah, this is exactly how I remember it.

No, she says it's not exactly. Oh, I'm sorry, not exactly. But she does say, Meredith did yell at Whitney. I heard it with my own ears. I saw it. Like, why is she denying it? And we see a flashback to Vultors in here. Where, which I don't think we saw this part, but Mary's like, don't you remember when you were like, you're an idiot.

She does like a Meredith Morris impersonation like, you're an idiot, Whitney. Get off the plane, Whitney. You're ruining this movie for me, Whitney. I love Mary doing Meredith, but trying to do it in a tender way. Yeah, and she's like, wow, it's almost like she wasn't there or she doesn't remember. So Heather's like, well, Meredith, you trust me and believe me. I was on the plane and you said the same thing to both of us. so they're having the same fight over whether or not she said if you stay friends with brittany we're not friends

and meredith said i did not tell you our friendship was over she goes Lisa what did she say you've already said what she said before so just try and say the same story Lisa and it's like well maybe stop calling someone a liar that you're trying to get onto your side like Heather you'd think that Heather would be better at this by now so Lisa yeah i wasn't there for that i don't know i don't know It's like, no, that's a very different story than when you said at Volta's. And we have a flashback. At Valtors, Lisa said, yeah, Meredith, you basically said it's like me or Brittany. And so Heather's like, yeah, you said that if you're friends with her were done.

Well, I never turned to her and said we're not friends. I would never say that. Yes, you did. You said that. No, I didn't. You did. Why did you apologize to me then? Why did you send me a text message to apologize?

Well, it wasn't what I said. It was my tone. then that's why I say you the apology. I mean, what did I, what, what did I say the apology? Sorry, I snapped at you. That's what I said. No, you wrote something completely different, and I can say that because I'm an author. Words matter to me.

You said, sorry, if I snapped at you. Okay, well, maybe I said if I snapped. You know, I know I'm not lying, and in fact, she's the one who's lying. Oh, okay. So you were sleeping, then you weren't sleeping, then you slept twice, then you kind of heard it, then it was six hours of pure screaming. You're lying. You are lying, man.

There is something going on. I think Meredith, you know, I don't even want to get into it because it's like the 20th thousandth time we've had to have this conversation. And Whitney's like, well, she's so fanatically defending herself to the point of bringing props and drug tests for all of us that this is projection, because why would she want us to take drug test because she wants to prove that you're on something whitney which you probably are take the test prove her wrong they love they're both accusing each other projecting and deflecting and she's willing to take it too notice so let her take it too take the test whitney go ahead

heather is like i Meredith i have been a very very good friend to you for a very very long time well then you lie you lie you lied you lied you let and all said you all said horrible fucking things about me that didn't happen, I have a toddler that I'm raising and you would say those things. What happens if I get taken away? Who's going to slice the lemons? We all know you need five people and if we only have four, that lemon is not getting sliced. Are you fucking kidding me right now? I know that only my teeth move, but you're calling me a liar. I am crying right now. People, do you see these tears? Nobody? Well, they're there. They are there. Tears are clear. Get off my ass. What's going on, Heather? What's going on, Heather? What's going on, Heather?

I'm furious. I'm furious. That's what? Because you sit across from me and tell me, Heather Gay, that I lied. I didn't say that. I never said that. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Did she not say that? Do not gaslight me. I was watching crazy rotations. I was watching it this whole time. I was watching a very good film. I may be talked about this subject for five minutes, max. I'm watching a film. Heather screaming about gaslighting when she drunkenly screamed at Lisa running around a boat trying to escape her saying just admit it just admit everything that you did notice that Heather has to do that a lot no no even worse Heather went around chasing Lisa around that yacht saying I'm being a good

friend for you why are you so mad at me that I'm being a good friend to you right now and I just accuse you with being the one to delete things um but also again I don't want to harp on this point but let's please acknowledge the comedy of Heather crying about being what she feels gaslit while she's in this wig and she's pointing that feather at Meredith Marks, you gaslight me. She's like, well, I know what I said, and you misunderstood what I was saying. No, you're doing it to me still, and I'm upset because of what you did. You're questioning my loyalty. You're questioning my friendship.

You're questioning my air friar. I was there. I am quite familiar with someone telling me that, like, the entire history I've been told my entire life was true when, in fact, it wasn't. Mormonism, get ready. I'm bringing the weight of the church into this one, Meredith. You may have a toddler. I've got a religion. Get ready.

So now Meredith is the Mormon patriarchy. I cannot with this show. She's like, this is a big trigger for me, especially growing up Mormon, leaving the church and having Mormons tell me to my face that the church I left was not the church that I lived in. And it was, and I don't want to be gaslit by Mormons, and I don't want to be gaslit by drug addicts and founders' hair either. You guys have this ability to say what you think is the truth. And if we don't get it, fine.

We're just fucking liars are crazy. And that's just not fair. Not in this sisterhood. I still feel very unsettled by this whole thing. I need you to say I'm horrified that what happened on the plane. And I'm so sorry and not look at me and say that I'm a liar. You are a fucking liar. And you know what?

I'm so happy that Meredith and Lisa are just going to stick to their guns. This is now what the fifth time that they've tried coming. coming out. And what Heather is saying, you guys have this ability to say what you think is the truth. And if we don't get it, if we don't fall in line, we're just fucking liars are crazy. That's exactly what you two have been doing in every single episode. Notice that nobody else is jumping on this train. If everybody else on this plane was so horrified, why is it only Whitney and Heather screaming and crying in every episode? I don't get it. So she's like, well, there's no resolution. I doubt there will be today. And apparently nobody's going to be in their comp. So I guess we should just move. on. I wish she had just said pop a squat, Whitney and Heather. Let's see what's in your system. I would just say that every other line, as I have been in this recap. P.

Mary asks the true question that's been going through all of our heads this entire episode. Is anyone else wearing a girdle besides me? Because it's cutting into my ribs. So now Bronwyn has a big surprise, and it's her dress revealed. She's got something

bigger and better. So meanwhile, she goes and changes, and she comes out wearing this huge ballgown with the Constitution draped down the front. And she says that she's had the Constitution this whole time, and now they're going to make a friend constitution. And they're going to make rules and amendments for their friendship. So now they have to say, hear ye, and then they have to say their amendment. Yeah, I'll just say right now, these ladies are all going to be heading into a constitutional crisis within 15 minutes. the next episode because none of these amendments are going to be followed so lots of executive orders

coming down the lot of ratifications um so heather's like hear ye hear ye be a woman of your word i was like that's a vague amendment so okay whatever and these goes here you hear ye to be the friend that you expect others to be and also like at wendy's for your friends when they're like showing up places and stuff that'll be really nice yeah thanks mary wants everybody to hear each other but also forgive, okay? Because, you know, she's a preacher. So then Mary's, Whitney's like, Here ye, hear ye. There are topics that are off limits. Business, marriages, and children. Whitney, you started this season coming after Lisa's business and you have not let up. What are you talking about? Hear ye, hear ye. In this group, we need to be very careful about saying things about people without

documentation. And I'd like to propose a second amendment. Everyone in this group must sign a petition to have Electra a ride for Greece in the Olympics. Thank you very much. Brittany wants everyone to see the best in people. And Meredith is like, Harry, here you, hear you. Stop the reactive abuse. Not as all, I have to say.

Drops her quill. I like her amendment is like a protest anthem. So Mary's like, what? Everyone's like, hug each other, love each other. Stop and smell the roses. Stop! The reaction of the abuse. I am done.

My amendment is that love is love and I don't care if Michelle Yo doesn't approve. I was watching. I'm going to have to Google reactive abuse. So she looks it up and she reads it. Reactive abuse happens when a victim of abuse reacts to an abuse in a way which could include physical violence or shouting of their own. Well, thank you for giving me a definition of your behavior, Meredith. So, like, okay, well, cheers the new madman. I think she's saying that. I think, like, a person with a brain would, like, parse that a little more and think maybe she's saying that you're

using the alcoholism of your father to project onto other people. You fucking ding-dong. She's just like, you are. So Whitney says, I'm sorry, I was looking up reactive abuse. I was, I was looking up to see, make sure, I was like, let me just double check that what Whitney's definition is, is actually the real one. So Whitney, Heather makes a joke. Okay, no more farts. And they're just like laughing. Oh my God. And Mary's like, I mean, farting can only go so far.

And that's just no longer funny. And Mary, Queen of Gas. So that's where it ends. And next week, we are off to the, we're off to the cast trip without even any sort of like, there's no, they didn't even. We just are jumping into it. Yeah. So I guess we're in the final, we're in the final act of the season. I'm assuming it's going to end there on vacay.

So it makes me a little sad. Probably not because there's at least four episodes left. So do you think they'll all be vacation? I think so. This group does vacation pretty big. Look, you know, it's a lesson to be learned. You keep people on regional jets for the first, you know, of their tenure on TV, that then when they finally get to cross borders and go international,

they just, they go wild on their cast vacations. Yeah, well, let's see. We can hope. Well, I guess we can be sure because they will. This is going to be crazy. And by the time we come back to talk about Real House as a Salt Lake City next week, there'll be one other person who will be able to listen. My name is Jen Shaw.

She's being released one week from today. So you don't think that they can listen in jail? Come on. but she can listen freely she can listen and put her feet up on the dash all right everybody thank you so much for being here this is a fun one we will be back later with some vanderpump rules and then we've still got a full week southern charm and the premiere of real housewives of beverly hills coming straight at you baby we sure love you guys we'll talk to you next time bye

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