Watch What Crappens - #3104 Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S15E01 Part 2 : Here We Zoe Again

Episode Date: December 5, 2025

This is part 2 of 2Rachel Zoe returns to tv for the fifteenth season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kyle throws and activity party and Sutton has to face the group after losing to close friendships. You know it’s bad when you bring Reba on as an ally. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Strawberry moon. And she's like, Doreet's going to be there. Okay. So I know this is a weird question, Sutton, but I'm just coming in here to torch you with names you don't want to hear. Okay? So I've already said Avey and I've already said Carcel. So let's get to Doreet. She's like, have I talked to Doreet?

No, I've not talked to Drete. Okay. Well, you know that they filed for divorce, right? That she filed. She's getting divorced. She's basically like almost as bad as you with your annulment. Did I say that? Whoops, sorry.

Oh, so she's the one who filed. Hmm, that's interesting. So Kyle does. No, we've had our ups and downs at times, but last year was like a new low. And we see them screaming at each other. And she's like, I just think that like we spend more, when we spend, until we spend more time together, it's just going to be a work in progress. I'm like, you're the problem.

problem. You're the one who's icing out your friend and acting like their donut for friendship. And then you complained to Doree. Like, you're the bad friend in this situation. Stop acting like it's a force of nature. You have to change your behavior. And Erica goes, yeah, he's going to be hard on her. You know, the loss is hard on people. Yeah, says the lady who won't go see her dying husband in the fucking jail or old folks home or wherever the hell he is now. So then, so then rebut weighs in on P.K. She goes, well, there's no question. And that's a loser. Meanwhile, Kathy has pulled out full-sized scissors

and was trying to cut something off of her hat. And I was like, Kathy, you're going to cut your finger. So I thought that Pek took that picture at the valet at a spot. That's just my opinion. And he's going to be hard on her. He's going to be hard on her. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Get pokey. Because it's going to be here. Okay. It's going to be hard. Um, well, like not to defend P.K. but I don't think he knew that picture is being taken like you're literally defending PK right now don't say not to defend PK and then give a blatant defense

a very like why like if you don't talk to this guy if you claim you don't talk to him then why are you going out of your way to explain the photo just be like yeah that's fucked up yeah lady who doesn't talk to PK and has never heard him say that he didn't know that he was getting that picture taken and Reeves like well I'm sorry like PK's whole thing

as like marketing right he's like a manager but he like you know he's about like positioning brand positioning beverly beach all those things he knows where the paps are he knows about photography he knows what's going to go where this was a hot you can't play smart and stupid can't be it yeah like i can't believe somebody would take my picture outside of craigs you know it's like one of those i don't know where they were but you know it's one of those where there's paparazzi just standing outside. So Greba's like, I wouldn't kiss him.

I'll tell you that much. I'll find him very unattractive. Oh, really? I'm sure P.K. is hiding his boner every time he comes around you, too. But that shit was funny. I love Reba's like ugly shaming P.K. It was so good.

I don't care what year it is. I still reserve the ride to ugly shame. It sounds like, well, my mom and I don't agree in everything, but we do agree on that. Now, Kyle, I don't want to be bothersome, but do you still talk to P.K? She's like, um, P.K? Um, uh, no, definitely not. Oh, this is a delicious salad. Let me just cut the salad. She has, like, gilt salad cutting. She just starts cutting lettuce in front of her. She's like, um, what? Pek.

Uh-huh. What's Pek? What's Pek, huh? So, you're saying that you severed ties. Have you gotten the Catholic? church involved so um yeah erika tell us more about your show you did it in london yeah literally nobody believes her so we go back over to rachel's house and she's making bacon i don't know why it's the funniest way to make bacon it's just how separated all the bacon are and they're all perfectly aligned with each other i don't know there was something about it that i was just cracking up at. Caius.

Kaius. Hey, Kai. Say, hi, Mom. Hi, ma'am. Yes. Kaius. What? On some breakfast?

Yeah. Yeah. Because I've made breakfast. I made eggs. I made three eggs. Three vacants. Eat it. It's so good.

You like it. This kid does someone, okay, no judgments on this kid. Seems like very nice, very nice young man. Someone teach him to chew with his mouth closed. Please. You're on your mouth. close your mouth please please do this i know like in a divorce people want to like not come down harder

than her kids because it's a tough time because someone just please just like just one quick instructional lesson because this kid is talking and the food is i mean this is he makes austin literally look like he's in downnabby this i was gonna say it's like watching it's like watching a man on southern charm eat you know just food shepherd austin eating geez it's not a judgment on his personality or how he was raised. I'm just saying, just let's let's let's let's like, let's infuse that lesson into we're not saying his name is stupid. Um, okay.

So Rachel's like, yeah, when I first separated from Roger with the D, like it was brutal. It was like brutal, brutal, like totally brutal, death brutal. It was like dying brutal. But I used to come home to an empty house. Go ahead. Go ahead. No, I was just going to say, I was like when I watched that feature film that was not made for Oscars called The Brutalist, I was like, oh my God, it's about Raj.

but it was actually about architecture, but I was like, it kind of was about a garage at the same time. Yeah, I would come home to an empty house and, like, it would be sad, but now it's happy.

Look how happy I am. Hold on. Do I look happy right now? Am I smiling? I can't feel my face. Is my mouth smiling? Yes or no? Don't lie to me.

You're lying to me. Yes, you are. Because I'm smiling. I'm smiling huge. The smile is gorge. You have to admit it. Yeah. My relationship with my ex now,

like, there are reasons. Our relationship was strained. Mainly it's because he really hated pulp in his orange juice. He always, like, strain it. And I was like, I don't know how to do that. He's like, just do it. And I, like, wouldn't do it. And he got mad.

It was brutal. It was a brutal strain. I think our greatest regret was, like, working together. Show clips of him right now. Show clips of what a monster Roger was. And so we see clips of Roger. And Roger's like, okay, guys, so I think that we should, you know, like, make a viral video that, like, goes viral. That would be really cool.

She goes, um, making a viral video that goes viral. And she, like, laughs. And the best part is our sweet, wonderful friend, Amy Phillips is right next to her. Because this was the time when Amy Phillips, the way she, like, broke through is that she was doing impersonations of Rachel Zoh. And Rachel Zoh loved it so much. Like, that's, like, hilarious. Let's have, like, Amy, like, come in and do, like, do me. I'll do, like, a video.

I'll make her viral. And so, like, so Rachel crass his joke. So Rachel laughs. And then Amy laughs. And you see Amy laughing. And Roger gets mad. And then Roger has this, like, flip out where he's like, no you don't understand the crap I'm dealing with and it cuts like everyone around the table

giving eyes like oh my god including Amy Amy's like oh I just died I died he throws a pen or something I didn't even realize that was Amy oh my god that was Amy that was like Amy's breakthrough moment and I was just cracking up that they were like just to show how brutal Raj was look at Amy Phillips he threw a pen at Amy Phillips that's why Amy Phillips still has a big pen hanging out of her Temple. I've always wondered. I was so proud of her getting into a flashback on Beverly Hills, the premier day. Dressed as a Rachel Zoe. So she's like, yeah, lines got crossed.

And this person I was with, like, my entire adult life was unrecognizable. And that person didn't feel right around me or my kids. Hold on. I'm going to cry. I'm crying, right? Yes, I am. I'm crying. Shut up. I'm crying.

Like, I'm seriously crying. Not here? Wait, but this tears just died. Some kind of gorge. My audience is dead. My tears is RIP audience. Oh my God, I'm branding my tear.

I'm wet. I'm wet. My face is wet. I feel like it. It's my crying. It's so much wet. So much wet. It's like actually like, I don't know.

I don't even recognize my wetness. My face. Brutal. So she's got such a weird energy here with her kid. She goes, so like you're with your dad until Saturday. Is that okay? And he's like, um, yeah. Yeah, as long as you come in the morning.

I'm not. Well, yeah, how are you with you and dad? He's like, um, you know, like most of horses are rough, but like, like, it's pretty good. I like him. She goes, um, you like him? Yeah, like, he's my dad. She's like, yeah, I think they wonder why he sometimes, like,

says the things he does or, like, says, or does think that he says, or does think that he doesn't say, or says things that he doesn't do. Or, like, just talks about things. And, like, he acts like things and he does things. It's, like, brutal what he does. Wild. Or, like, how he spends more time with his girl than he does the kids.

Maybe that. That's so. Sa. Sa. They give her, they do a Rachel's oats. It goes, sa. Fah. So, Rachel's like, so you like any girls?

I'm like, excuse me, Rachel, you work in fashion. Can we open it up? Or boys? Hello? Do we have to be so heteronormative on Caius? Do you like any people? He's like, no, my hormones haven't kicked in yet. Well, Rogers had the same girl for a year,

and the kids have known for a 10 month. And the producer's like, wait a minute, that means that he got a girlfriend right after you guys separated. She goes, um, I'll let you do the math. Literally do the math, because I can't do math. I literally can't remember. Like, I literally don't, I can't, like, carry the one. Like, I don't know.

Remainters, don't get it. like you did the math and then just let me know how long that was you want to hear the question of the day real love isn't easy and easy love isn't real oh my god kaias i feel like you're like 40 that that quote was a lot he's like why did that get a t's funny feel like you're because you're not allowed to actually say someone's age after 39 on this show Bose, those close girlfriends at dinner. Yeah.

They're at a restaurant called ADKT. What I like to call it? Attka. I take a-ha- I-tac-ha-h-h-h-h-ch-l. So, hey, girl-frey. Hey, girlfriend.

I see you, boo. Got your chesticles out. Yes, I certainly do. You know what's interesting about life? I got the offer to do Mardi hoopla. And then 10 minutes before I go out to a huge crowd, my phone blows up

And Tom was being sentenced to prison Wow, it's like that song Lightning crashes and he'll let it die Except it was time, going to prison. Know what I'm saying? Our kind of video of him leaving the courthouse, he was just look, so like. I was like, wow, really?

Because those are the reviews I read of you at Hoopla. She's like, yeah, the man I was married to. Never in my life did I think I would be sitting there married to someone going to prison. Never before. Never once when I was at dancing at hoo-haws in New Jersey

did ever think I'd be married a guy and go to prison. But anyway, Tom's story's... Last time I was married to a guy, I thought I was going to a prison. It was the guy who owned the place that I was dancing at, but it turned out to be the old one. Who knew? Obviously, Tom's story

is ended, but my story is ongoing. And there's It's a part of me that thinks I would like to say goodbye, but what would that do? What would that do? Your husband is old and dying in prison. Go say goodbye. What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, I'm sorry.

Tom is a monster. I'm not even going to stick up for Tom. Tom's a horrible human being, and he's getting what he deserves. But that man stole millions of dollars and put you in gay bars in Greece. Get over there and say goodbye. No, she's too busy, like framing herself as a Natasha Benningfield song. She's like, well, his story's over, but the rest is still written for me. That is so bizarre.

That man, that man pulled favors to get the secret service to arrest your gay designers because you didn't want to pay them and you wanted to accuse him of all that American Express fraud. I see you. Go say goodbye to your husband, ma'am. Well, at the same time, he knows the game, you know. Yeah, that's true. the star is born, you know, you give them, you give them the cash, you do the things, they become a star, and you let the bird fly, let the mouse go. Yeah.

So Bo's like, do you feel relief that it's over? She's like, well, you don't just shake shit off like that. Actually, I literally did shake shit like off the hours and hodlum hootleys. What is the thing? Hoopla. And Boz is like, well, this is why we need to get busy, huh? I saw those rumors, girl. And we see the rumors.

Erica Jane hooks up with much younger Bravo star. Do you know who this is? No, is it Joe Bradley? Nope. I always listen to Joe Bradley. You know who it is? Yeah, I know who it is. Okay.

Of course. Much younger Bravo star. I probably knew this at one point. So it's not Joe Bradley. I'll give you a hint. His mouth has always open. Austin? Close.

He's also a singer. Jesse from Summerhouse. Jesse, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, I know, I guess you can't, they can't all be Joe Bradley, you know what I'm saying. So, wow, congrats. And she's like, well, the truth is I met somebody, that was very importantational. And nothing happened. Well, nothing worth reporting happened. Well, that can mean a lot of different things.

All right, the record is, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. All you need to know is I'm dating a man now named Shrek who loves putting people in jail, whatever he does. Now it's called the Sheriff of Baghdad. What is he called? I think the Sheriff of Bar-Bad or something. I don't know. I don't know.

Something like that. I'm into a guy right now with a hairy back and a red hat on it all times, and it is sexy. He's basically like alternate Ralph from Love Hotel. So Eric is like, well, maybe something happened. Yeah, I'm sexy and sassy. Okay, let's talk about the other girls. That's all we're here. So let's gossip.

You start. Well, guess what? I was a son's and a mother was there. Just imagine that. Did she talk about, Avi? Hmm? She did. What happened, Avi?

What happened? Well, we let's see a flashback of her saying, nothing. She said nothing about it. So, Sudden actually elaborates more, and she says, well, you know, communication is important. And without communication, it's not going to work. And Riba goes, well, it's not like Avi was ever at a loss for words. So, you know, such an asshole. They're right to marry, and suddenly they chatter and chatter and chatter.

And she's like, oh, look at Sutton, watching all a close relationship disintegrate like that. She's like, it's wild, wild, I'll tell you. Yeah, she had so much vitriol at certain moments, but then we get to the reunion, and she's a little church mouse. I can't trust someone like that. I want all vitriol all the time. Well, we don't like our inconsistencies. Be who you are. Here's the truth.

You know what? I hate. I hate someone who's really inconsistent. Like, what are you? Some buttoned-up conservative housewife and pastime? You know, are you a sex kid and on a stage somewhere? I hate inconsistencies. Here's the truth. Sutton has had very few friends in this group right now, and it's her turn to show us who she is and be consistent and be alone. So, so Boise is like, well, Sutton has lost a few friends, so she's probably re-evaluating how she interacts with people. people in the group so she doesn't lose them because basically we're going to steamroll over her. Tadda!

Already said, will the real Slim Sutton please stand up? Well, I don't know if I'd use the word slim. She's a box. I like that Erica, well, aside from the fact that it's super shady, no pun intended. I feel like Erica doesn't even get the reference.

Well, that's a funny choice to say Slim Shady. Why not call her boxy shady? No, there's... Slim Shady is a... Okay, so there's someone named Eminem. You mean like the candy? You know what? Never mind.

Let's just go back to ordering food at Attica. So then we go to Rachel. It's very Rachel heavy this episode. Yeah, they got him. So we go to Rach. Lean into their new star, you know. Yeah, we get that violin music again. Boz is getting ready and she's talking to her hair people.

And she's like, I think with my straight hair and that gold outfit, I look too much like Cher, just like a spitting image. Like, oh my God, not Cher. She's like, but Cher is my girl. Oh my God, I love Cher. But sometimes I don't like Cher. I don't like Cher.

I don't like that one song. I love that one song. Do you know what song I'm talking about? Yes. The song I'm talking about is, Do you believe? No, if I could turn back time. If I could turn back time, I would have said,

if I can turn back time. Yes. So Sutton's getting glam, and she's on the phone with Kyle, and talking about being empty nesters now. And Kyle's like, how do you feel about singing to read? Every time I see you, I'm just going to say the name of somebody that hate. you. Well, I don't hold on to things. If she has a problem with me, she can talk to me. I

definitely do not hold on to things. Can you believe my marriage was annulled? Anyway, I don't hold on to things. Yeah, that's sudden, just easy going sudden there. So we're hoping we can work this out. So then, um, Kyle has her friend Jen over and, um, guess what? Kyle is serving lots of salmon. Kyle loves that salmon, man. Yeah, well, you know, I am kind of an expert. in the kitchen, salmon and tortillas. Pam Salmon. So she is looking over the ground. She's got

crafters to make your own flower crown. A very least of ant or pump, I might add. And she's like, yeah, these days you can't have people over, you have to have activities. You know, this way the girls don't have to interact if they don't want to. Yeah. There's just what we want to see on the show. The cast not interacting with each other.

on the tile it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappence commercial so people start coming in and we see fei ruesnick fay morally corrupt fay resnick still hanging on and uh she's with some lady named anna who looks um i don't know like she's maybe from death becomes her like maybe she's falling apart. Like, she's walking kind of funny. Like, maybe she just sewed her leg back on. I don't know. And Kyle's like, oh my God, is that to read? Yeah. Kyle's like, is that to read? She said, she thinks it's to read because, you know, everyone on the show is slowly merging into the same face because it's, it is the Beverly Hills composite. Like, it could be Linda, what was her name again? Linda Elvis's X.

You know, it could be Linda Thompson. Linda, it could be Linda Thompson. I'm just going to like pyramid this one through. It's, she's a. ex of Elvis she used to be she's Brody Jenner's mom her name is Linda Linda Linda Thompson but they all do kind of have the same face so eventually you're like um is that to read is that Carlton it's Camille it's Camille it's Camille no it's Linda it's Taylor it's just I looked at it different I thought it was like clearly the lady from a nightmare before Christmas who's always having to sew back on her arm or whatever part of her body breaks off and Kyle can see that it's like oh my God is that to read I was like

you are so shady, you know? Leave Dorit alone. So, Derreet then does come. And Kyle's like, is that Dorit? Oh, hey, Derreet, we couldn't see. We thought that lady was Derreet. And she's like, oh, is that non-alc Champagne? Are you coming back to the dark side with us?

You boring, bitch? I think it was actually both cases, because I think it is sort of like the composite face, but she also knows that, like, this woman is, like, not as glamorous and as attractive. I'm not saying that any shit to this lady, but, like, you know, Doreet is like, Doreet looks the way Doreet looks and Dorete is happy with the way she looks. And when Kyle says, I thought you were her, that it is a dig at the same time. Yeah, she knows Doret's not coming in with Faye. Give me a break.

Yeah. So, um, uh, so then we see Keeley in the car with Bose and, um, Keeley's like, hey, who's coming or any guys coming to this thing? And Bose goes, huh, you want the girls to bring their guys? Well, too bad, because they don't have them. he's like great can't wait to make flower crowns by myself I am so ready to move forward with

Keeley I want to find a house together I want to get engaged the clerk is ticking TikTok TikTok TikTok oh my god are you singing Kesha I love when she sings TikTok that's such a good song of hers so Bose comes in and Kyle's like

hello how are you so fake to Bose and Bose does not like Kyle Kyle does not like Bose they both don't like each other and Kyle is so fake to her and Kyle's trying to be so upbeat

she's like oh my God tell me about the ring oh my god are you guys getting married you having a baby what's going on with you I'm really looking forward to get to know Bose more

because like whatever was clouding our relationship will be cleared and that thing of course was Doreet so yeah the battle for Boat starts now I thought Kyle was pretty cold and closed off and if she opens up

and reaches out I'll be a friend and if not I'll be her acquaintance And if she calls me up And says you want to play tennis Then I'll be her tennis buddy And if she says Should we go get the cars wash

I'll be her friend that knows about car washes I mean there's so many different directions Our friendship could go in if you really think about it So Carl says they're still waiting for Doreet to show up And Doreet's like Sootin, oh, Doreet She says they're waiting for Seton to show up And Doreet's like

Sutton who Who? Soughtn, I'd never heard of a lady name Sutton before And boo Where's the tis, sir? So then Doreet's like, Well, I got everything I need to get out with Sudden, everything.

There's nothing left to say. So I can still be around her and be cordial, but I don't need to fight with her. I don't need to go there tonight with Sutton. But if she takes it there, I really do thee. Well, she doesn't have Garcel or Avi, so have at her girls. Yeah, I think she's real confused without those two crutches. Arama, so

Sutton arrives. And Erica's like, wait with this talk about you, your sack of bones, get over you. Oh, I guess your mom didn't make it so you're extra exposed. Okay, everyone, hit her in the soft underside. Were your ears burning just like your soul will be now that you're

married with, now that you're unmarried and stuck with children? Sorry, I almost tripped on my dress. I'm not used to walking on such mangy lawns. Well, who says it? Someone goes, oh, Doreet, goes, well, at least you're on two feet. No, because Sond normally has like a broken foot or something.

It's like, what the hell? Faciatus came back. I don't think it was about being drunk, although it would have been funny, it were. So they're talking about Keeley. Oh, Kili is so warm. Oh, my God, Kili is so warm. Look, he's making flower crowns there by himself. That's so nice.

He's so nice. Good people make flower crowns by themselves. Yeah. So, uh, Toret's like, son, I'm sorry to here. Quail and Ike, we're updating us about the annulment with Christian. Should I be calling you Sutton Brown now? Is that what you like? It's almost like the UPS commercials.

What can Brown do for you? That's like me asking you to do something for me. Does that, you follow? It's like, yes, yes, that's right. That's right, Dorit. Yes. well what can you do about it right look i'm so easy going what can you do here's what you do you wash your car and some short shorts and stilettos and you have a better

fucking life that's what you do girl you know what daree we can shake on it this won't be awkward at all let's shake on those awful men first wives club am i right she's like no i'm not going to touch your hand she's like i'm shaking you want to shake my hand to it's a it's a wealthy hand well I don't want this to tune oh it's not

I've got arthritis well it's like you know here's how it goes a sudden you have my word you have my word as obvious as my witness you have my word

but we haven't talked so I don't know what happened with Garcel or Avi and now you're an empty nester but you know what Garthale was tough. That was tough. And Boz is like, well, what happened with her? Stop doing your sudden impersonation of me.

I don't appreciate that. Sorry about that. Got a little lost. Wow, do we talk and address to me? Will Bobb to also do my voice? It doesn't sound like something I'd say, but you know what? I just went with it because I'm a new sitting now. I just roll with the punches.

What happened? What happened with all those people who left you? Did they discover that you have a terrible personality? Okay. So here we go. this is when the show just goes crazy. So, I mean, in a very boring way. But it sounds like, I don't know.

I don't know what happened with Garcell. I was like, yeah, that's the mystery. That's the big mystery. And Boz was like, she didn't say anything to you. Well, last time I saw Garcel, she was walking out on me and everyone else at that reunion. So now we see the clip of that reunion and Garcel leaving, et cetera. So Sutton's like, I text it again and again. and again, and she did not text back.

And, of course, then when I looked at my text history, I realized I never texted her in the first place, but I thought I texted her again and again. And she never thought she texted me back. Terrible. Yeah, and like we said at the beginning of the episode, this is insane to act like you guys have no idea why Garcel left. Every single one of them is like, what?

Why would she do that? What? And Dorit's like, do you think that for her? It was more like, gee, this is more of an alliance than a friendship. Oh, you, of all people saying this, you are part of the Fox Force five, ma'am. That was so snotty of her to say that. And Sutton tells us that she loved Garcel, and she's like, I just have a hard time. I just don't like people talking about her like that.

So, of course, Sutton shuts it down right away. And it's like, that's a cruel thing to say. She's a wonderful person. She's just angry right now. We just need some space. And I know our friendship was genuine. So how dare you cast her to be an opportunist? Just kidding.

Sutton says none of that. yeah she doesn't but she says in the um in the confessional she's like well i didn't just see her as an ally i just don't like people to talk about her like that which is why i won't say anything at this party okay just why garcel might have left i don't know if anybody has been watching this show like yep that's why she left dummy yep well i was surprised when i heard that she wasn't talking to you she must have started to listen to you and hear the awful things you say all the time well i know she was upset that i didn't have a back for whatever reason and it seems that she was upset with you too.

Yeah, she's like, well, we will never know because she's not speaking to me or any of us so we can play the guessing game for eternity because of that I had to take a couple of months to be quiet and calm. Remember who I am? Put a couple of glass plates through obvious throat and I'm back.

Feeling better now. When Sudden I are in private, it's completely different than when she's around Garcell. So now that Garcel is gone, I would just like Sutton to be consistent, and that would be great. So Kyle just stealing the consistent thing again. And also, like, casting Garcel to be the one who, like, was tainting Sutton in some sort of way. No, Sutton was a monster before Garcel came around.

Like, you know, trying to make it seem like Garcel turned her is absolutely ridiculous. Well, it's also just very Kyle to be like, well, the reason that I had a problem with this person, it was because of that person. And that person's gone now. now we can be friends. I mean, it's every season with Kyle, you know? They run off who they don't like,

and then Kyle has her happy place, and she'll stay friends with those people for a little while, you know? And you can tell that they've all sat down and talked about who they're going to come for this season because they're all using the same. I mean,

they're just like politicians, you know, they're like, let's just all say sentence not consistent, okay? Let's just say it over and over again and tell people in comments everywhere are saying,

sentence not consistent, you know? So gross. They do it every year. And it's just like it's tiring. you know they need to get new people to fuck with i know they brought on rachel and it looks like rachel is unfuck withable but we don't get a sense from in the previews rachel having problems with anybody but i'm hoping for season two that she comes for all their throats well don't forget

there is this new girl who's coming on in uh late i don't know i know i know i'm already rooting for her she's crazy amanda francis she's like some m lm queen not m lm but she's like a self-help guru and she's like a real flaky weirdo and i can't wait for her to come on because she looks like a real veil yeah i i i just want someone who will disrupt the kyle erika dorit situation so kyle's like um she's like yeah um so yeah i've known rachel for like many years socially and like we have friends in common and i've seen her in aspen so like i know her but like not well it's just like trying to attach herself onto rachel when she really clearly does not know Rachel very well at all.

Like Rachel's a Kathy friend, not a Kyle friend. Yes. So they come in and Rachel's meeting everybody. And Doreet's like, oh, she said she was on your podcast, me friend, booze. She's like, oh, yeah, she was one of my favorite episodes. I could have talked to you for hours and hours. Yeah, we actually, like, got on the mic and just said Gorge for 45 minutes straight. It was like, wonderful.

I remember that? Gorge. Gorge. Gorge. Gorge. Gorge. Gorge. Dead.

I just wanted to throw that in there. I know Rachel through mutual friends, but it was when I was a guest on our podcast last year that we really got to know each other very well. Watch this. Gorge. Gorge. Told you.

We hit it off like Spock's. So Rachel puts the flower crown over the tier that she's already wearing. She's like, oh my God, does this work? Am I crazy? Is this like insane? Yes, it has jewels. Thought so. Thought so.

Thought so. Guys, I feel like I'm at the first day of school. Is this the cool girl's table, guys? Kathy, did you just pull pants out of your bag, guys? Guys, this is great. Those pants are gorged. By the way, this table's gorge. And she did.

Kathy's just holding up these tiny pants. Like, guys, look how cute these ragging bones are. I got them for ragging bones. Who? Kyle. Here you go. Did you call me a ragamuffin? No, ragged bones.

Who pulls a pair of jeans out of their bag? Like, I still don't know a thing that Kathy does. Like, I just roll with it in the moment. Like, what? Like, like, like, oh, like crazy. Like, insanity. Like, bananas, like carnival in my house. I just want you guys to know the parties at my house right now are so boyish.

I have, like, dinosaurs. Isn't that wild? Like, real actual dinosaurs. Like, they actually Jeff Goldblum came over, and he's like, guess why? Here's DNA. And he, like, actually made new. dinosaurs and these are like real life dinosaurs and they're running around. It's like

crazy, crazy party. Also, I left my loser husband like a year ago and Boas was like, oh, she's in such a great place. Look at her. Like, look at, Dorit, look at her. You know, given where you are, which is way down there, way down there at the bottom. You could

be like Rachel Zoh someday. She's like, yeah, I feel like people shouldn't stay together if they're not happy. Like, kids can feel it. They feel like, the kids are like, this is wild. This is wild and I feel it. But now that he's gone, it's gorge. It's like gorge. So now they talk about Doreet's kids, and they're like, so have you told your kids that you're even getting divorced?

And she's like, well, I, well, Jagger has known. And Phoenix, I've just learned her name. I mean, honestly, little girl has been coming to my door asking for candy. For years, I finally let her in. Why would I tell her that P.K. is leaving. Dorete has a tendency to talk in circles, so the more she says, the more lost you get. But, Doreet, since you filed, didn't you sit with them and say, we're getting divorced? And she's like, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

With Jagger, I'm having the hardest time. He's 11, and he's made a couple of comments leading to the fact that I know you in Daddy are divorced. For instance, he walked in the other day and said, I know you and Daddy are divorced. So I'm starting to think he's catching on, but I'm not sure just yet. Boys do that. Yeah, well, when me and Mo started having problems, we didn't tell the girls. and then they felt a shift, and they said, Mom, we saw on TV that you left Dad.

So I told them. And then we all agreed afterwards that we're kind of having the best divorce out of everyone and that we kind of handled it the best out of everyone. So if anyone wants some advice, you could just come to me because I'm kind of like doing the best divorce of all time. The family that stays together does divorce together the best. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, remember, like last season when, like, Moe and I went to like a shooting range together and then he sat on the fence, which was like super dangerous, but just showed like how casually comfortable he is with me because we're divorcing like so well. So, guys, I'm kind of a little. like doing everyone else's storylines, but like a better version of it, right? Well, I mean, you've just got to sit and down and tell them, okay? Dad just sick the Catholic church on me.

I mean, what else are you going to do? Wait until they're 35 to say, hey, the Pope's a dick. Here, this is what you do. You sit down your children and you say, guess what? Dad left us, so you're going to go fix vending machines and you're my new butler. That's it. And so they're like, oh, my God. And Rachel goes, I mean, now he's a lot.

like running around with girls and like, oh my god. And Boaz goes, God, I thought I was harsh. Doreet's like, well, I think he saw Moe doing it and he thought he could do it. And Kyle's like, yeah, he thought, wow, great, I'll do what he's doing. Make out with Hors and Valley stands. I guess what that sort of means is that I divorced from like the alpha guy in the group. So like your divorced husband is like trying to copy my divorced husband, which is kind of cool because we're kind of like the ones that you guys follow.

That's pretty cool. Oh, yeah, Kyle. I saw Moe and Aspen. Someone tried to set me up with them. what hell hell no i was like that's kyle's ex-husband are you mental are you insane have you lost your gourd what the hell like you know what it's like it's like when you're famous and someone else is famous people are like oh my god i know a gay person you could date wait you know that kyle like remember kyle you might know like when you're like famous and then

like someone else is like that person's famous right kyle kyle's like mm-hmm yeah uh-huh i love rachel just like Cashly being like, you know, when you're like famous. And Erica says, um, actually no, we don't, okay. Yeah, I feel like no one said to Erica. Hey, Erica, you're famous. And there's another famous person over there you guys should date. No one said that to her. Yeah.

So Boz is like, uh, anyone left in Beverly Hills? Did Moe hasn't tried to get with? Well, he hadn't tried to get with me. Let's make that clear. Kyle's going to make her pay for that later. when she hears that. She's going to be like, I didn't appreciate that. Yeah, that was actually, like, really mean

because it's like, I'm going through a divorce and, like, you're just, like, rubbing it in my face. So, like, it's one thing for me to be, like, I'm desensitized to it, but for you to rub it in my face is, like, really not nice at all. Yeah, so Doreat's like, yeah, well, Mo's living his best life.

So now P.K. is living his best life. And Rachel's like, that is so fucked up. As a famous person, I cannot condone that. Erica's like, P.K. It's like a world-class party Mo is the kindergarten soccer league and P.K. is winning the Premier League right now.

What I'm trying to say is he's an alcoholic. I love the reverence that Erica holds for PK because Pekay is like an old decrepit white man with money. So Erica's like, oh yeah, no one wants to be like Mauricio. Peket, that's the man to be. It's like Santa Domingo. That's where you want to be. So Rachel is like, ugh, Pek sucks.

And you like don't want to be a, you just don't want to be an narcissist. And like, honestly, if it didn't happen now, it would have happened in like five years. Sorry. Sorry. I die. Don't be sorry. I'm loving all of this. So, Coil, what's it like you seeing pictures of Mauricio being so happy with anyone that's not you?

And she's like, well, first it was shocking, but like, I mean, now I've seen a few pictures. I mean, we're pretty famous too, right, Rachel? Right? Yeah, I'm like, I'm sure Rachel's even, like, heard of us, right, Rachel? Yeah, I'm just like, I'm not telling people, like, stop trying to set me up with other famous people, right? Like, it's like so crazy how many people do I try to set me up with famous people, right? She's like, are you single, Kyle? Um, I'm single, but I'm, like, not dating because, like, just like, I just haven't been leaving my house.

But, like, guess what? Like, I've been, like, really happy. I finally figured out how to open up the second French door. So it's like, truly when people say, like, when life, when life closes the door, like, it opens a window. Sometimes when life closes the door, you can actually open the door. And I figured that out the real way. There is still a chair, like, stuck in that doorway, but one day I'm going to get it through the door.

I just know it. It's really just like, yeah, that's going to, like, change, my friend. Because, like, three nights a week, you have to go out. Like, you have to. Like, it's, like, so much easier to stay in your PJs in the house. But, like, once you go out, you're going to feel, like, so full. Oh, yeah, because we're going to be, like, going to have dinner. No, like, emotionally full.

Like, anyone else's going to eat dinner. I'm like, you don't do dinner. No, you're just going to be full. You can go out and party. and like podcasters are going to come up to you and be like you're a gay icon and it'll just feel so full, so of all. And Dorit's like,

Hoot Gail Summi! And I was like, I don't even know what Hot Girl Summer means. My Hot Girl Summer isn't with these chicks. It's with a, it's in a bed with it, man. Sorry about that, everyone. Well, it's like a game show

trying to figure out that last sentence. I typed that a little. You can tell I was glad by the end of these notes. That was so interesting. Rodney wrote the notes today. And there was just like a typo that I just could not get through. The C.C. Chicks, it, sin, abesida, wahman.

So there you go. That's what he was given. Hot Bill Saba. It's in bed with a bam. So we'll see. It was a pretty, you know, slow episode of the show. Yeah. It's like when I started to see them, when they were talking and then they started putting up the names like, you know, like the end credits over their conversation. I was like, wait, we're not ending with any sort of cliffhanger or incident or conflict. We're just having them talk about Hot Girl Summer. I was like, okay. But maybe it's just like establishing. It's like this is what's happened. Here's Rachel Zoe. Here we go. We're just moving forward. Yeah. And honestly, it doesn't really look like anything starts to happen until this Amanda Francis comes on.

I don't know when that's going to be. I would guess not until episode six or so. But, you know, like I said earlier, I did enjoy watching it still, you know, after I thought, well, that was kind of boring. But I did enjoy it while it was on. So, I mean, I'll just roll with it. You know, they don't always have to be fighting. Exactly. Not everything has to be at level 10.

You can have a slow burn. You can have a chill vibe. So it wasn't terrible. It just was like way, it just way slower than I was expecting. I thought it'd be like a little, a little happier. Yeah. Well, let's see what. they pull out of their bag as we go along see what they whip out of that burkin baby everybody

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