Watch What Crappens - #3104 RHOBH S15E01 Part 2 : Here We Zoe Again

Episode Date: December 5, 2025

This is part 2 of 2Rachel Zoe returns to tv for the fifteenth season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kyle throws and activity party and Sutton has to face the group after losing to close friendships. You know it’s bad when you bring Reba on as an ally. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to watch whatchroll crap and it's a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So Kyle's going to have a celebration of summer at my house. Strawberry moon. And she's like, Derreet's going to be there.

Okay. So I know this is a weird question sentence, but I'm just coming in here to torch you with names you don't want to hear. Okay, so I've already said Avi and I've already said Garcel. So let's get to Doreet. She's like, have I talked to Doreet? No, I've not talked to Doree. Okay. Well, you know that they filed for divorce, right?

That she filed. She's getting divorced. She's basically like almost as bad as you with your annulment. Did I say that? Whoops, sorry. Oh, so she's the one who filed. Hmm. That's interesting.

So Kyle does. No, we've had our ups and downs at times, but last year was like a new low. And we see them screaming at each other. And she's like, I just think that like we spend more, when we spend, until we spend, we spend more time together, it's just going to be a work in progress. I'm like, you're the problem. You're the one who's icing out your friend and acting like their donut for friendship. And then you complained to Doree.

Like, you're the bad friend in this situation. Stop acting like it's a force of nature. You have to change your behavior. And Erica goes, yeah, he's going to be hard on it. You know, the loss is hard on people. Yeah, says the lady who won't go see her dying husband in the fucking jail or old folks home or wherever the hell he is now. So then Rebed weighs in on PK. She goes, well, there's no question.

That's a loser. Meanwhile, Kathy has pulled out full-sized scissors and was trying to cut something off of her hat. And Kyle's like, Kathy, you're going to cut your finger. So I thought that PK took that picture at the valet at a spot. That's just my opinion. And he's going to be hard on her. He's going to be, he's going to be hard on her. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Get pokey. Because Skobie's here. Okay. It's going to be hard. Well, like, not to defend P.K. But I don't think he knew that picture is being taken. Like, you're literally defending P.K.

Right now. Don't say not to defend P.K. And then give a blatant defense. Like, if you don't talk to this guy, if you claim you don't talk to him, then why are you going out of your way to explain the photo? Just be like, yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah, a lady who doesn't talk to P.K. And has never heard him say that he didn't know.

that he was getting that picture taken. And Reeves was like, well, I'm, I'm sorry, like, PKK's whole thing is like marketing, right? He's like a manager, but he like, you know, he's about like positioning, brand positioning, Beverly Beach, all those things. He knows where the Paps are. He knows about photography. He knows what's going to go where. This was a hot.

You can't play smart and stupid. Can't be it. Yeah, I can't believe somebody would take my picture outside of Creegs. You know, it's like one of those. I don't know where they were, but you know it's one of those. of those where there's paparazzi just standing outside. So, um,

Grieba's like, I wouldn't kiss him. I'll tell you that much. I'll find him very unattractive. Oh, really? I'm sure P.K. is hiding his boner every time he comes around you too. But that shit was funny.

I love Riba's like ugly shaming P.K. I'm so good. I don't care what year it is. I still reserve the ride to ugly shame. It sounds like, oh, my mom and I don't agree on everything, but we do agree on that. Now, Kyle, I don't want to be bothersome, but do you still talk to P.K.?

She's like, um, P.K. Um, uh, no, definitely not. Oh, this is a delicious salad. Let me just cut the salad. She has like, guilt, gilts salad cutting. She just starts cutting lettuce in front of her. She's like, um, what? Pek.

Uh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, what's Peky, huh? So, you're saying that you severed ties. Have you gotten the Catholic Church? involved. So. Yeah. Erica, tell us more about your show you did it in London. Yeah.

Literally, nobody believes her. So we go back over to Rachel's house and she's making bacon. I don't know why it's the funniest way to make bacon. It's just how separated all the bacon are and they're all perfectly aligned with each other. I don't know. There was something about it that I was just cracking up at. Kaius. Kaius.

Hey, Kai. Kai. He's like, hi, ma'am. Yes. Kai. Guys. What? On some breakfast?

Yeah. Yeah. Because I've made breakfast. I made eggs. I made three eggs, three bacon. Eat it. It's so good. You like it.

This kid does someone, okay. No judgments on this kid. Seems like a very nice, very nice young man. Someone teach him to chew with his mouth close. Please. Yeah. Close your mouth. Close your mouth.

Please. Please do this. I know like in a divorce, people want to like, not come down harder than their kids because it's a tough time because someone just please just like just a just one quick instructional lesson because this kid is talking and the food is I mean this is he makes Austin literally look like he's in down nabby this I was gonna say it's like watching it's like watching a man on southern charm eat oh no just food shepherd Austin eating geez it's not a judgment on his personality or how he was raised I'm just saying just let's let's let's let's let's

let's like let's infuse that lesson into we're not saying his name is stupid Um, okay, so Rachel's like, yeah, when I first separated from Roger with the D, like, it was brutal. It was like brutal, brutal, like totally brutal, death brutal. It was like dying brutal. But I used to come home to an empty house. Go ahead. Go ahead. No, I was just going to say, it was like when I watched that feature film that was not made for Oscars called The Brutalist, I was like, oh my God, it's about Raj.

It was actually about architecture. But I was like, it kind of was about Raj at the same time. Yeah. I would come home to an empty house and like it would be sad. But now it's happy. Look how happy I am. Hold on. Do I look happy right now?

Am I smiling? I can't feel my face. Is my mouth smiling? Yes or no? Don't lie to me. You're lying to me. Yes, you are. Because I'm smiling.

I'm smiling huge. The smile is gorge. You have to admit it. Yeah. My relationship with my ex now, like there were reasons. Our relationship was strained. Mainly it's because he really hated pulp in his orange juice. He always like strain it.

I was like, I don't know how to do that. He's like, just do it. And I like wouldn't do it. And he got mad. It was brutal. It was a brutal. I think our greatest regret was like working together. Show clips of him right now. Show clips of what a monster Roger was. And so we see clips of Roger. And Roger's like, okay, guys. So I think that we should, you know, like make a viral video that like goes viral. That would be really cool. She goes, um, making a viral video that goes viral. and she like laughs and then but the best part is our sweet wonderful friend amy phillips is right

next to her because this is the time when amy phillips the way she like broke through is that she was doing impersonations of rachel zo and rachel zo loved it so much like that's like hilarious let's have like amy like come in and like do me i will do like a video i'll make her viral and so like so rachel cries this jokes so rachel laughs and then amy laughs and you see amy laughing and roger gets mad and then roger has this like flip out and then roger has this like flip out where he's like, no, you don't understand the crap I'm dealing with? And it cuts like everyone around the table giving eyes like, oh my God, including Amy. Amy's like, oh, I just died.

He throws a pen or something. I didn't even realize that was Amy. Oh my God. That was Amy. That was like Amy's breakthrough moment. And I was just cracking up that they were like, just to show how brutal Raj was, look at Amy Phillips face. He threw a pen at Amy Phillips.

That's why Amy Phillips still has a big pen hanging out of her temple. I've always wondered. I was so proud of her getting into a flashback on Beverly Hills, the premiere day. Dress as Rachel Zoe. So she's like, yeah, lines got crossed. And this person I was with, like, my entire adult life was unrecognizable. And that person didn't feel right around me or my kids. Hold on.

I'm going to cry. I'm crying. Yes, I am. I'm crying. Shut up. I'm crying. Like, I'm seriously crying. I'm here.

Like, body just died. Some kind of gorge. audience is dead. My tears is RIP audience. Oh my God, I'm branding my tear. I'm wet.

I'm wet. My face is wet. I feel like. It's my crying. It's so much wet. So much wet. It's like actually like, I don't even recognize my wetness.

My face. Brutal. So she's got such a weird energy here with her kid. She goes, so like you're with your dad until Saturday. Is that okay? And he's like, um, yeah. Yeah, as long as you come in the morning. I'm,

Yeah, how are you with you and dad? He's like, um, you know, like most of horses are rough, but like, Megan's pretty good. I like him. She goes, um, you like him? Yeah, like, he's my dad. She's like, yeah, I think they wonder why he sometimes, like, says the things he does or, like, says, or does think that he says, or does think that he doesn't say or says things that he doesn't do or, like, just talks about things. And, like, he acts like things and he does things. It's, like, brutal.

he does wild or like how he spends more time with his girl than he does the kids maybe that that's uh that's sa sa sa they give her they do a rachel's oats it goes sa so so you like any girls i'm like excuse me rachel you work in fashion can we open it up or boys hello do we have to be so heteronormative on caius do you like any people He's like, no, my hormones haven't kicked in yet. Well, Rogers had the same girl for a year, and the kids have known for a 10 month. And the producer's like, wait a minute, that means that he got a girlfriend right after you guys separated. She goes, I'll let you do the math.

Literally do the math, because I can't do math. I literally can't remember. I can't, like, carry the one. Like, I don't know. Reminders. don't get it. Like, you do the math and then just let me know how long that was. You want to hear the quote of the day?

Real love isn't easy and easy love isn't real. Oh my God. Kias. Kais, I feel like you're like 40. That quote was a lot. He's like, uh, why did that get a t?

That was funny. I feel like you're 40s. Because you're not allowed to actually say someone's age after 39 on this show. So now we go to Erica and, and uh, Bose, those close girlfriends at, uh, dinner. Yeah. They're at a restaurant called ADKT. What I like to call it?

Attikut. Attk. So, hey, girl. Hey, girlfriend. I see you, boo. Got your chesticles out. Yes, I certainly do. You know what's interesting about life?

I got the offer to do mighty hoopla. And then 10 minutes before I go out to a huge crowd, my phone blows up, and Tom was being sentenced to prison. Wow, it's like that song, Latin and it crashes and don't let it die. Except it was time, go to prison. Know what I'm saying? Our kind of video of him leaving the courthouse, he was just like, so-laken. I was like, wow, really? Because those are the reviews I read a few at Hoopla.

And she's like, yeah, the man I was married to. Never in my life did I think I would be. sitting there married to someone going to prison. Never before. Never once when I was at dancing at. Who-haws in New Jersey did ever think I'd be marrying a guy

to go to prison. But anyway, Tom's story's... By the time I was married to a guy, I thought I was going to a prison. It was the guy who owned the place that I was dancing at, but turned out to be the old one. Who knew? Obviously, Tom's story is ended, but my story

is ongoing. And there's a part of me that thinks I would like to say goodbye, but what would that do? What would that do? Your husband is old and dying in prison. Go say goodbye. What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, I'm sorry. Tom is a monster. I'm not even going to stick up for Tom. Tom's a horrible human being and he's getting what he deserves, but that man stole millions of dollars and put you in gay bars in Greece. Get over there and say goodbye. No, she's too busy, like framing herself as a Natasha Benningfield song. She's like, well, His story's over, but the rest is still alive.

That is so bizarre. That man, that man pulled favors to get the secret service to arrest your gay designers because you didn't want to pay them and you wanted to accuse him of all that American Express fraud. I see you. Go say goodbye to your husband, ma'am. Well, at the same time, he knows the game. You know, the Star is born. You know, you give them, you give them the cash. the things they become a star and you let the bird fly let the mouse go yeah so bo's like do you feel

relief that it's over she's like well you don't just shake shit off like that actually i literally did shake shit like off the hour they'd hoodleum hootleys what does the thing hoopla and hoopla and boz is like well this is why we need to get busy huh i saw those rumors girl and we see the rumors Because Erica Jane hooks up with much younger Bravo Star. Do you know who this is? No, is it Joe Bradley? No. I always listen to Joe Bradley.

You know who it is? Yeah, I know who it is. Okay. Of course. Much younger Bravo Star. I probably knew this at one point. So it's not Joe Bradley. I'll give you a hint.

His mouth has always open. Austin? Close. He's also a singer. Jesse from Summerhouse. Jesse? Oh, oh, oh. Yeah.

Oh. Oh. Yeah. I know. I guess you can't, they can all be Joe Bradley. You know what I'm saying? So,

wow, congrats. And she's like, well, the truth is I met somebody. That was very important. And nothing happened. Well,

nothing worth reporting happened. Well, well, that can mean a lot of different things. All right, the record is, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. All you need to know is I'm dating a man now named Shrek who loves putting people in jail, whatever he does. Now it's called the Sheriff of Baghdad.

What is he called? I think the Sheriff of Bar-Bad or something. I don't know. I don't know. Something like that. I'm into a guy right now with a hairy back and a red hat on it all time. And it is sexy. He's basically like alternate Ralph from Love Hotel.

So Erica's like, well, maybe something happened. Yeah, I'm sexy and sassy. Okay, let's talk about the other girls. That's all we're here. So let's gossip. You start. Well, guess what? I was a son's and a mother was there.

Just imagine that. Did she talk about, Avi? Hmm? Hmm? She did. What happened, Avi? What happened? Well, we let's see a flashback of her saying,

nothing. She's had nothing about it. So, Sudden actually elaborates more, and she says, well, you know, communication is important. And without communication, it's not going to work. And Reeva goes, well,

it's not like Avi was ever at a loss for words. So, you know, you're such an asshole. You give them the right to marry and suddenly they chatter and chatter and chatter. And she's like, oh, look

sudden watching all her close relationships disintegrate like that. She's like, it's wild, Ontario. Yeah, she had so much vitriol at certain moments, but then we get to the reunion and she's a little church mouse. I can't trust someone like that. I want all vitriol all the time.

Well, we don't like our inconsistencies. Be who you are. Here's the truth. You know what? I hate someone who's really inconsistent. Like, what are you? Some buttoned up Conservative housewife and Pasadena, are you a sex kid and on a stage somewhere? I hate inconsistencies.

Here's the truth. Sutton has had very few friends in this group right now, and it's her turn to show us who she is and be consistent and be alone. So Bose is like, well, Sutton has lost a few friends, so she's probably reevaluating how she interacts with people in the group so she doesn't lose them,

because basically we're going to steamroll over her. Tadda! Already said. Will the real Slim Sutton please stand up? Well, I don't know if I'd use the word slim. She's a box. I like that Erica, well, aside from the fact that it's super shady, no pun intended. I feel like Erica doesn't even get the reference.

Well, that's a funny, funny choice to say Slim Shady. Why not call her Boxy Shady? No, there's, Slim Shady is a, okay, so there's someone named Eminem. You mean like the candy? You know what, never mind. Let's just go back to ordering food at Atta. So then we go to Rachel. It's very Rachel heavy this episode.

Yeah, they got him. So we go to reach. Lean into their new star, you know. Yeah, we get that violin music again. Bose is getting ready. And she's talking to her hair people. And she's like, I think with my straight hair and that gold outfit,

I look too much like Cher, just like a spitting image. Like, oh my God, not Cher. But Cher is my girl. Oh, my God, I love Cher. But sometimes I don't like Cher. I don't like Cher. I don't like Cher.

I don't like that one song. I love that one song. Do you know what's like I'm talking about? Yes. The song I'm talking about is, Do you believe? No, if I could turn back time. If I could turn back time, I would have said,

if I can turn back time. So Sutton's getting glam, and she's on the phone with Kyle, and talking about being empty nesters now. And Kyle's like, how do you feel about singing to eat? Every time I see you, I'm just going to say the name of somebody that hate you. Well, I don't hold on to things.

If she has a problem with me, she can talk to me. I definitely do not. not hold on to things. Can you believe my marriage was annulled? Anyway, I don't hold on to things. Yeah, that's Sutton. Just easy-going Sutton there. So we're hoping we can work this out. So then Kyle has her friend Jen over. And guess what? Kyle is serving lots of salmon. Kyle loves that salmon,

man. Yeah, well, you know, I am kind of an expert in the kitchen. Salmon and tortillas. Pam Salmon. So, um, She is looking over the ground. She's got crafters to make your own flower crown, a very elusive ant or pump, I might add. And she's like, yeah, these days you can't have people over, you have to have activities.

You know, this way the girls don't have to interact if they don't want to. Yeah. There's just what we want to see on the show. The cast not interacting with each other. Thanks on Kyle. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial.

So people start coming in and we see Fay Rosnick. Faye, morally corrupt Faye Resnick, still hanging on. And she's with some lady named Anna who looks, I don't know, like she's maybe from death becomes her. Like maybe she's falling apart. Like she's walking kind of funny. Like maybe she just sewed her leg back on. I don't know. And Carl's like, oh my God, is that to read?

Yeah. I was like, is that to read? She thinks it's Doreet because, you know, everyone on. the show is slowly merging into the same face because it's, it is the Beverly Hills composite. Like, it could be Linda, what was her name again? Linda Elvis's ex.

You know, it could be Linda Thompson. Linda, it could be Linda Thompson. I'm just going to like pyramid this one through. It's, she's a ex of Elvis. She used to be, she's Brody Jenner's mom. Her name is Linda, Linda, Linda Thompson. But they all do kind of have the same face. So eventually you're like, is that Derreet?

Is that DeRie? Is that Carlton? It's Camille. It's Camille. No, it's Linda. It's Taylor. I looked at it different. I thought it was like clearly the lady from a nightmare before Christmas who's always having to sew back on her arm or whatever part of her body breaks off. And Kyle can see that. And she's like, oh my God, is that to read? I was like, oh, my God, is that Dorit? I was like, oh, my God, is that Dorit? I was that non-alque champagne? You know? Leave Dorit alone. So, Derreet then does come. And Kyle's like, is that to read? Oh, hey, Derreet, we couldn't see. We thought that lady was toreet. And she's like, oh, me's that non-alque Champagne. coming back to the dark side with us, you boring bitch? I think it was actually both cases, because I think it is sort of like at the composite face, but she also knows that like this woman is like not as glamorous and as attractive.

I'm not saying that any shit to this lady, but like, you know, Doreet is like, Doreet looks the way Dorete looks and Dorete is happy with the way she looks. And when Kyle says, I thought you were her that it is a dig at the same time. Yeah, she knows Doret's not coming in with Faye. Give me a break. Yeah. So, um,

uh, so then we see Keely in the car with Bose. And, um, Keeley's like, Hey, who's coming or any guys coming to this thing? And Bose goes,

Oh, you want the girls to bring their guys? Well, too bad because they don't have them. He's like, great. Can't wait to make flower crowns by myself. I am so ready to move forward with Keeley.

I want to find a house together. I'm going to get engaged. The clerk is ticking. Tick, oh my God. Are you singing Kesh? I love when she sings TikTok. That's such a good song of hers.

So Bose comes in and Kyle's like, Hello! How are you? So fake to Bose. And Bose does not like Kyle. Kyle does not like Bose. They both don't like each other. And Kyle is so fake to her.

And Kyle's trying to be so upbeat. She's like, oh my God, tell me about the ring. Oh my God. Are you guys getting married? You having a baby? What's going on with you? I'm really looking forward to get to know Bose more. because like whatever was clouding our relationship will be cleared.

And that thing, of course, was Doreet. So, yeah, uh-huh. The battle for both starts now, huh? I thought Kyle was pretty cold and closed off. And if she opens up and reaches out, I'll be her friend. And if not, I'll be her acquaintance. And if she calls me up and says, you want to play tennis, then I'll be our tennis buddy. And if she says, should we go get the cars wash, I'll be her friend that knows about car washes.

I mean, there's so many different directions our friendship could go in if you really think about it. So Crowell says they're still waiting for Doreet to show up And Doreet's like, Souton, oh, Doreet, she says they're waiting for Settin to show up And Doreet's like, Sotton, who? Who? Suckin, I'd never heard of a lady named Souton before. And Buh. Where's the Tissar?

So then Doreet's like, well, I got everything I need to get out with Sutter, everything. There's nothing left to say. So I can still be around her and be cordial, but I don't need to fight with her. I don't need to go there tonight with Sutton, but if she takes it there, I really doofy. Well, she doesn't have Garcel or Avi, so have had her, girls. Yeah, I think she's real confused without those two crutches around. So, Sutton arrives, and Erica's like, wait with this talk about you, your sack of bones, get on here. Oh, I guess your mom didn't make it, so you're extra exposed.

Okay, everyone, hit her in the soft underside. Were your ears burning just like your soul will be now that you're married with, now that you're unmarried and stuck with children? Sorry, I almost tripped on my dress. I'm not used to walking on such mangy lawns. Well, who says it? Someone goes, oh, Doree, goes, well, at least you're on two feet. No, because a sudden normally has like a broken foot or something. It's like, what the old?

Planet Faciatus came back. I don't think it was about being drunk, although it would have been funny. It were. So they're talking about Keeley. Oh, Kili is so warm. Oh, my God, Kili is so warm. Look, he's making flower crowns there by himself.

That's so nice. He's so nice. Good people make flower crowns by themselves. Yeah. So, Toret's like, Son, I'm sorry to here. Quail and Ike, we're updating us about the annulment with Christ.

Should I be calling you Sutton Brown now? Is that what you'd like? It's almost like the UPS commercials. What can Brown do for you? That's like me asking you to do something for me. Does that you follow? It's like, yes, yes, that's right. That's right, Dorit.

Yes. Well, what can you do about it, right? Look, I'm so easy going. What can you do? Here's what you do. You wash your car and some short shorts and still light outs and you have a better fucking life. That's what you do, girl.

You know what, Derreet? We can shake on it. This won't be awkward at all. Let's shake on those awful men First Wives Club, am I right? She's like, No, I'm not going to touch your hand. She's like, oh, I'm shaking. You want to shake my hand to eat?

It's a welcome hand. Well, I don't want this to tune. Oh, it's not. I've got arthritis. Well, it's like, oh, you know, here's how it goes to a sudden. You have my word. you have my word. As Avi as my witness, you have my word. Well, we haven't talked, so I don't know what happened with Garcel or Avi, and now you're

an empty nester, but you know what? Garcel was tough. That was tough. And Bose is like, well, what happened with her? Stop doing your sudden impersonation of me. I don't appreciate that. Sorry about that. Got a little loft. Why, do we talk, address to me? We'll also do with my voice. It doesn't sound like something I'd say, but you know what?

I just went with it because I'm a new setting now. I just roll with the punches. What happened? What happened with all those people who left you? Did they discover that you have a terrible personality? Okay, so here we go. This is when the show just goes crazy. So, I mean, in a very boring way.

But it sounds like, I don't know. I don't know what happened with Garcel. I was like, yeah, that's the mystery. That's the big mystery. And Bose is like, she didn't say anything to you. Well, last time I saw Garcel, she was walking out on me. and everyone else at that reunion. So now we see the clip of that reunion and Garcel leaving, et cetera.

So Sutton's like, I texted again and again and again and she did not text back. And of course, then when I looked at my text history, I realized I never texted her in the first place. But I thought I texted her again and again. And she never thought she texted me back. Terrible. Yeah. And like we said at the beginning of the episode, this is insane to act like you guys have no idea why Garcel left. Every single one of them's like, what? Why would she do that? What?

And Dorit's like, do you think, do you think that for her it was more like, gee, this is more than a friendship? Oh, you, you of all people saying this? You are part of the Fox Force five, ma'am. That was so snotty of her to say that. And Sudden tells us that she loved Garcel and she's like, I just have a hard time. I just don't like people talking about her like that. So, of course, Sutton shuts it down right away and it's like, that's a cruel thing to say. She's a wonderful person. She's just angry right now. We just need some space.

And I know our friendship was genuine. So how dare you cast her to be an opportunist? Just kidding. Sutton says none of that. Yeah, she doesn't. But she says in the confessional, she's like, well, I didn't just see her as an ally. I just don't like people to talk about her like that, which is why I won't say anything at this party. Okay.

Just why Garcel might have left. I don't know. If anybody has been watching the. So, like, yep, that's why she left, dummy. Yep. Well, I was surprised when I heard that she wasn't talking to you. She must have started to listen to you and hear the awful things you say all the time. Well, I know she was upset that I didn't have a back for whatever reason,

and it seems that she was upset with you too. Yeah, I'm like, well, we will never know because she's not speaking to me or any of us so we can play the guessing game for eternity because of that I had to take a couple of months to be quiet and calm. Remember who I am? put a couple of glass plates through obvious throat and I'm back feeling better now. When Sudden I are in private, it's completely different than when she's around Garcel. So now that Garcel is gone, I would just like Sutton to be consistent and that would be great.

So Kyle just stealing the consistent thing again. And also like casting Garcel to be the one who like was tainting Sutton in some sort of way. No, Sutton was a monster before Garcel came around. Like, you know, trying to make it seem like Garcel turned her is absolutely ridiculous. Well, it's also just very Kyle to be like, well, the reason that I had a problem with this person, it was because of that person. And that person's gone now. So now we can be friends. I mean, it's every season with Kyle, you know?

They run off who they don't like. And then Kyle has her happy place and she'll stay friends with those people for a little while, you know. And you can tell that they've all sat down and talked about who they're going to come for this season because they're all. using the same. I mean, they're just like politicians, you know, they're like, let's just all say sentence not consistent, okay? Let's just say it over and over again and tell people in comments everywhere saying sentence not consistent, you know? So gross. They do it every year and it's just like it's tiring, you know? They need to get new people to fuck with. I know they brought on Rachel and it looks like Rachel is unfuck withable, but we don't get a sense from in the previews,

Rachel having problems with anybody, but I'm hoping for season two that she comes for all their throats. Well, don't forget, there is this new girl who's coming on in, uh, late, I don't know. I know. I'm already rooting for her. She's crazy. Amanda Francis, she's like some MLM queen, not MLM, but she's like a self-help guru and she's like a real flaky weirdo. And I can't wait for her to come on because she looks like a real veil. Yeah, I, I, I just want someone who will disrupt the Kyle Erica Dorit situation. So Kyle's like, um, she's like, yeah, um, so yeah, I've known Rachel. for like many years socially and like we have friends in common and I've seen her in Aspen so like I know her but like not well it's just like trying to attach herself onto Rachel when she really clearly does not know Rachel very well at all like Rachel's a Kathy friend not a Kyle friend yes so um they come in and Rachel's meeting everybody and Dorit's like oh she said she was on your podcast me fin booze she's like oh yeah she was one of my favorite episodes I could have talked to you for hours and hours Yeah, we actually, like, got on the mics and just said Gorge for 45 minutes straight.

It was like wonderful. Remember that? Gorge. Gorge. Gorge. Gorge. Gorge. Dead.

I just wanted to throw that in there. I know Rachel, three mutual friends, but it was when I was a guest on our podcast last year that we really got to know each other very well. Watch this. Gorge. Gorge. Told you. We hit it off like Spock's. So Rachel puts the flower crown over the tier that she's already wearing.

She's like, oh my God, does this work? Am I crazy? Is this like insane? Yes, it has jewels. Thought so. Guys, guys, I feel like I'm at the first day of school. Is this the cool girls table, guys? Kathy, did you just pull pants out of your bag, guys?

Guys, this is great. Those pants are gorge. By the way, this table's gorge. And she did. Kathy's just holding up these tiny pants. Like, guys, look how cute these rag and bones are. I got them for rag and bones. Who? Kyle. Here you go.

Did you call me a ragged muffin? No, ragged bones. Who pulls a pair of jeans out of their bag? Like, I still don't know a thing that Kathy does. Like, I just roll with it in the moment. Like, what? Like, like, oh, like crazy. Like, insanity.

Like, bananas. Like, carnival in my house. I just want you guys to know the parties at my house. right now are so boyish. I have like dinosaurs. Isn't that wild? Like real actual dinosaurs. Like they actually,

Jeff Goldblum came over and he's like, guess why? Here's DNA. And he like actually made new dinosaurs. And these are like real life dinosaurs and they're running around. It's like crazy, crazy party. Also, I left my loser husband like a year ago. And Boas was like, oh, she's in such a great place.

Look at her. Like, look at Doreet, look at her. You know, given where you are, which is way down there, way down there at the bottom. You could be like Rachel Zoe someday. She's like, yeah. I feel like people shouldn't stay together if they're not happy. Like, kids can feel it.

They feel it. The kids are like, this is wild. This is wild. And I feel it. But now that he's gone, it's gorge. It's like gorge. So now they talk about Doreat's kids. And they're like, so have you told your kids that you're even getting divorced?

And she's like, well, I. Well, Jagger has known. And Phoenix, I've just learned her name. I mean, honestly, little girl has been coming to my door asking for candy for you. years I finally let her in. Why would I tell her that P.K. is leaving? Dorete has a tendency to talk in circles, so the more she says, the more lost you get. But Doreet, since you filed, didn't you sit with them and say, we're getting divorced? And she's like, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

With Jagger, I'm having the hardest time. He's 11, and he's made a couple of comments, luring to the fact that I know you in Daddy are divorced. For instance, he walked in the other day and said, I know you and Daddy are divorced. So I'm starting to think he's 11. And he's made a couple of comments. He's I didn't think he's catching on, but I'm not sure just yet. Boys do that. Yeah, well, when me and Mo started having problems, we didn't tell the girls. And then they felt the shift, and they said, Mom, we saw on TV that you left dad.

So I told them. And then we all agreed afterwards that we're kind of having the best divorce out of everyone, and that we kind of handled it the best out of everyone. So if anyone wants some advice, you could just come to me because I'm kind of like doing the best divorce of all time. The family that stays together does divorce together the best. Yeah. Yeah, like remember, like last season when like Mo and I went like a shooting range together and then he sat on the fence, which was like super dangerous, but just showed like how casually comfortable he is with me because we're divorcing like so well.

So I'm kind of like doing everyone else's the storylines, but like a better version of it, right? Well, I mean, you just got to sit and down and tell him. Okay. Dad just sick the Catholic church on me. I mean, what else are you going to do? Wait until they're 35 to say, hey, the Pope's a dick. Here, this is what you do. You sit down your children and you say, guess what? Dad left us. So you, you're going to go fixed vending machines and you're my new butt. that's it. And so they're like, oh my God. And Rachel goes, I mean, now he's like running around with girls.

And like, oh, my God. And Bruce goes, God, I thought I was harsh. Drew's like, well, I think he saw Moe doing it and he thought he could do it. And Kyle's like, yeah, he thought, wow, great, I'll do what he's doing. Make out with Hors and Ballet stands. I guess what that sort of means is that I divorced from like the alpha guy in the group. So like your divorced husband is like trying to copy my divorce husband which is kind of cool because we're kind of like the ones that you guys follow.

That's pretty cool. Oh, yeah, Kyle. I saw Mo and Aspen. Someone tried to set me up of them. What? Hell, hell no. I was like, that's Kyle's ex-husband. Are you mental?

Are you insane? Have you lost your gourd? What the hell? Like, you know what it's like? It's like when you're famous and someone else is famous, people are like, oh, my God. I know a gay person you could date. Wait. You know that Kyle

Like remember Kyle You might know like when you're like famous And then like someone else is like That person's famous right Kyle I like mm-hmm yeah I love Rachel just like cashly Being like you know when you're like famous And Erica says

Actually no we don't blow guy Yeah I feel like no one said Erica Hey Erica you're famous And there's another famous person over there You guys should date No one said that to her Yeah So Boz is like, anyone left in Beverly Hills?

Did Moe hasn't tried to get with? Well, he hadn't tried to get with me. Let's make that clear. Carl's going to make her pay for that later when she hears that. She's going to be like, I didn't appreciate that. Yeah, that was actually, like, really mean because it's like, I'm going through a divorce and, like, you're just, like, rubbing it in my face. So, like, it's one thing for me to be, like, I'm desensitized to it, but for you to rub it in my face is, like, really not nice at all. Yeah, so Dorete's like, yeah, well, Mo's living his best life.

So now P.K. is living his best life. And Rachel's like, that is so fucked up. As a famous person, I cannot condone that. Erica's like, P.K. is like a world-class party. Mo is the kindergarten second league, and P.K. is winning the Premier League right now. What I'm trying to say is he's an alcoholic. I love the reverence that Erica holds for P.K. Because P.K. is like an old decrepit white man with money.

So Eric is like, oh, yeah, no one wants to be like Mauricio. Peket. That's the man to be. be. It's like Santa Domingo. That's where you want to be. So Rachel is like, ugh, UK sucks. And you like, don't want to be a, you don't, you just don't want to be a narcissist. And like, honestly, if it didn't happen now, it would have happened in like five years. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I die. Don't be sorry. I'm loving all of this. So, Coil, what's it like you seeing pictures of Mauricio being so happy with anyone that's not, you. And she's like, well, first it was shocking, but like, well, I mean, now I've seen a few

pictures. I mean, we're pretty famous too, right, Rachel? Right? Yeah, I'm like, I'm sure Rachel's even like heard of us. Right, Rachel? Yeah, I'm just like, I'm not telling people, like, stop trying to set me up with other famous people, right? Like, it's like so crazy how many people do I try to set me up with famous people, right? She's like, are you single, Kyle? Um, I'm single, but I'm like, not dating because like, just like, I just haven't been leaving my house, but like, guess what? Like, I've been like really happy. I finally figured out how to open up the second French door. So it's like really truly when people say like when life when life closes the door like

it opens a window. Sometimes when life closes the door, you can actually open the door. And I got figured that out the real way. There is still a chair like stuck in that doorway, but one day I'm going to get it through the door. I just know it. It's really just like, yeah, that's going to like change my friend because like three nights a week you have to go out.

Like you have to like it's like so much easier to stay in your PJs in the house. But like once you go out. You're gonna feel like so full. Oh yeah, because we're gonna be like going to have dinner. No, like emotionally full. Like anyone else. I don't need dinner. I'm like, you don't do dinner.

No, you're just gonna be full. You can about parties and like podcasts, we're gonna come up to you and be like you're a gay icon. And it'll just feel so fall. So fall. And Doreet's like, hoot girl, sue me. And Kyle's like, I don't even know what hot girl summer means. My hot girl summer isn't with these chicks. It's with a, it's, it's, it's, it's in a bed with a man.

Sorry about that, everyone. It was like a game show trying to figure out that last sentence. I typed that a little. You can tell I was glad by the end of these notes. That was so certain. Ronnie wrote the notes. Letters. There was just like a typo that I just could not get through.

The Cecee Chicks, It, Sin, Abesida, wahman. So there you go. That's what he was given. It's in bed with a man. So we'll see. It was a pretty, you know, slow episode of the show. Yeah, it's like when I started to see them, when they were talking and then they started putting up the names, like, you know, like the end credits over their conversation.

I was like, wait, we're not ending with any sort of cliffhanger or incident or conflict. We're just having them talk about Hot Girl Summer. I was like, okay. But maybe it's just like establishing. It's like, this is what's happened. Here's Rachel Zoh. here we got. We're just moving forward.

Yeah. And honestly, it doesn't really look like anything starts to happen until this Amanda Francis comes on. And so I don't know when that's going to be. I would guess not until episode six or so. But, you know, like I said earlier, I did enjoy watching it still. You know, after I thought, well, that was kind of boring. But I did enjoy it while it was on.

So, I mean, I'll just roll with it. You know, they don't always have to be a shouting. Yeah. Exactly. Not everything has to be at level 10. You can have a slow burn. You can have a chill vibe. So it wasn't terrible.

It just was like way, it just way slower than I was expecting. I thought it'd be like a little, a little happier. Yeah, well, let's see what they pull out of their bag as we go along.

See what they whip out of that burkin, baby. Everybody, thanks so much for being here. We will talk to you next week. Have an amazing weekend, guys. Bye. Bye.

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