Watch What Crappens - #3105 RHOP S10E10: The Grass is Always Greener

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

The Real Housewives of Potomac has a dueling weed promo. At one, Wendy tries to remember her PIN and at the other, Stacey and Tia get into it over a lie about Thiemo. Also, Ashley dumps Beavis to search for a rich old guy. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crapins. I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben over there. Hello. Hello. How are you? How are you?

It's going over there. It's going great, thanks. It's Monday morning, ready to dive into the week. How's it going with you? Monday, Monday. Good. Everything's just great over here, y'all. Run up to the holidays.

We're going to be on Amazon Live today to talk about a little holiday shopping, et cetera. And that's at 4 p.m. Pacific time. You can find a link in our bio on. Instagram. Okay. Also, um, that's it. We're recording a movie this week for Christmas with the reality gaze. We're super excited. That's my secret Santa on Netflix. Looks amazing. Looks like a really quality, high quality film. And that's it. What's been going on your life? How's your post birthday glow? Post birthday glow is fantastic. Had a little birthday party this weekend, which was nice. Thank you to my friends who shut up. And apologies to people who I may have forgotten

to invite um and uh little cookie party i went to my friend's cookie party it was just a really fun great weekend you know what good i took a gander at uh reality hot seat on peacock which was an experience unto itself so tell me about it well um you know we love everyone who's involved we have friends who are on the show and we loved we love we love when our friends get opportunities. And this was a quite the interesting experiment. What would happen if Bravo people and Rob Mariano just watch, watch football as it happens. And I have to say, I think as experiments go, it's one will always remember.

So it didn't hit very well, huh? So what they do, it was like sit around and watch. the game and talk about the game or talk about other stuff or what well so i tuned in uh in the beginning like i turned tuned in of like 20 25 minutes into the game and bronwyn was on there and she was giving like fashion updates she was like analyzing some of the guys fashion as they walk into the stadium and bravo was actually very good like she definitely is very comfortable in that like um uh talking ahead kind of space talking about fashion uh and and then like I don't know who is it was like a lot of over talking and you know I'm one to I'm one to talk I'm

one to over talk I should say so uh you know you know sometimes these first episodes people have to get their sea legs and their chemistry but it was pretty chaotic Rob was just like drift his eyes where he was trying to watch the game instead of actually being on camera so he's just like staring down at a TV on the floor the entire time and he's like well they got the ball they got the ball and now they're going to run with it it was just it was it was it was not a triumph perhaps but uh but the vibe was fun that nice energy nice energy they had a little in studio audience it was brightly lit they were having fun it was brightly lit yes man i love that that is totally someone who comes to see your community theater show and has

nothing to say at the end there were so many lights yeah i mean that the lighting was just so bright But it's like in Bullets Over Broadway, where Diane We used to when she's read the playwright script in that movie. And he's like, so what did you think? She's like, oh, well, I didn't really care for the story or the characters, but the binder. Oh, wonderful choice. But then so it was weird because like the game was happening, but you weren't actually watching the game. You're watching like Bronwyn talk about fashion. I was like, but aren't you supposed to be like, aren't we supposed to be able to see the game at the same time?

Then I went to a cookie party and I came back for the final like five minutes of the game and they were actually now watching the game. It was a split screen and it was just chaotic. It reminded me of the time when you, you and I and Matt Woodfield auditioned for the people's couch and we're like, because that's literally what they were doing and Heather Gay, I don't think Heather Gay was listening to anyone. She just kept on talking over every single person and she kept on, she was people would like set her up for jokes. And she was like not, she was not yes-ending. She was just in her own world. And it was just like, oh, no.

Well, glad I missed it. I watched a show called Obituary on Hulu. That was really good. Oh, I love a feel good comedy. It's so good. It's like a female Dexter. This girl who works the obituary section. He starts killing people.

That was really good. And I watched a lot of the secret lives of Mormon wives. And it just keeps going. I mean, I feel like I've been watching it for a long time. I mean, I can't binge it because it's just too much numbness in my brain at one time. I mean, they're just over and over, you know. They're like, well, I don't like her because I really don't appreciate what she did to me that time, but I'm going to see her today at the water jug event.

Oh, no, they're like, oh, my God, I have to see her today at the Hydrojug event. And it's like a big deal. So, like, oh, my God, we cannot fight at the Hydrojug event. jug event and then the other girls like oh my god they're going to fight at the hydro jug event and then they do fight at the hydro jug event and i'm like wow hydro jug really i mean i sit here and drink a hydro jug every day where's my damn milly here it is right here where's my why am i not invited to fight with people every day i drink out of this thing every single day hydro jug okay you need me to tell ben off while i do it to get some money from you people i'm so far behind on my secret

lives of mormon wives um and so now i'm like i'm in one of those holes where you fall so far behind that then the idea of like actually catching up is so intimidating that you just don't do it and then you fall farther behind. So I'm in one of those downward spirals. I just have to fix it, especially because there's so much controversy and everyone has a lot of anger about this reunion that aired over the weekend. So, you know, I feel like I want to weigh in. But guess what? We're not even here to talk about any of this stuff. We're here to talk about Real House of Potomac, believe it or not, which we are recapping today right now. Right now. Real House of Potomac, Season 10, episode.

So 10, 10, 10. And it's called Blunt Truths. How cute. Oh, I get that. Yeah, see? So, Giselle is car shopping for a G-wagon, and she only wants an electric G-wagon to help the earth or something. She wants to help all the mountains of ice that are melting somewhere

that may or may not have a protective shell over the environment. man she doesn't really know she just wants a big ass electric car yeah she she definitely wants one and uh she she's trying to be a better global citizen i guess and she announces to aaron car salesman that her girlfriend's coming because she wants someone's opinion which is hilarious it's a g wagon i mean it's like you either want one or you don't right what else is there to what else is there to say you everyone knows what a g wagon is or is that no one's going to come on a wagon a wagon No one, no housewife is going to come on and be like, don't get a G-wagon. Get a Hyundai, a Hyundai, you know?

Or a Hyundai. A Hyundai. Like, you know what? Don't get the wagon. Don't get the wagon. Here's what you do. Get an entry-level Mazda. Okay.

Yeah. So the person she chooses is her trusty friend of a very long time, very close friend to her. Only person she could trust. to talk about G-wagons with Wendy, who she's like for, I think, five minutes. So Wendy comes and Wendy's like, oh, my God, my G-wagon was stolen. They're like, no, it wasn't. You don't have a G-wagon. She's like, right, never mind.

Ride it out of my gouache. So Wendy is, she joins and she says she wants to let your car. And G-Zelle's like, oh, thinking about the G-wagon, nah. And she goes, I am, but I don't want to pull a Stacey, you know, because I want to tell you in advance. This is not going to be another happy Eddie situation. And so they're like laughing because, you know, Stacey is the copycat, allegedly, of the entire group. Yeah, I love that they're making it sound like Wendy and Eddie went out into a farm and, you know, dug up and dug stuff up and put little seeds in and grew with their lights and all the.

They are also an imprint brand, everybody, with another, but also like, who cares? It's like another housewife coming out with moisturizer, you know? Everyone, honestly, any housewife at this point is kind of a copycat of Bethany Franklin because everyone's essentially trying to achieve the same thing. Everyone is trying to use housewives to launch some sort of brand and hope they hit it big. So anything could really be accused of being a housewife. I don't think it's crazy that that Stacey came up with a cannabis brand as well. I mean, it is hilarious that she named Ashio and that means joy in Nigeria and you have

happy Eddie and you have like joy. If anything, I actually would wager to say that Stacey's branding is, I think, better than Happy Eddie's. Happy Eddie's looks like it's marketed towards, you know, college kids. I mean, maybe that's the better. Maybe that's the better branding. Yeah. Stacey's actually looks like, uh, looks like actually a sophisticated weed product.

Well, I mean, yeah, but this is weed. You know what I mean? Like I don't, Stacey's looks like, oh, take a bath. You know what I mean? Read a book. Yeah. Take a bath. Great.

Hey, guys, remember Mary Higgins Clark? What a murder author. Read her while you're in the bathtub. which you're yeah a hundred percent weed you know i want like happy eddie i want like this probably tastes like bubble gum and pop rocks in your lungs but the thing is but like every but every weed purveyor has that kind of vibe so like stacy's actually attempting to reach a different audience happy eddies i don't know happy eddie i hate first of all i hate the name happy eddie and i hate the bring eddie out merch that they're doing i just i think that they feel like these

Eddie moments are more iconic than they are, and they just aren't. They, like, not even close to being iconic or memorable, but, like, to them, they're like, oh, my God, this is the most hilarious thing. Let's copyright it. I totally support Wendy and Eddie having a business. I just don't love their branding. Happy Eddie. Okay.

Yeah, just call me Donnie Deutsch. So, Giselle's like, what do you call those things with ice, the mountains, with ice, glaciers? Ha, ha, ha, ha. So Wendy comes and they're talking about G-waggons and stuff. And Wendy says that she does want a G-wagon, but she won't get G-Zelle's color. So now they talk shit about Stacey. And Wendy's like, you know, sometimes people don't know how to tell you that they like what you're doing. So instead, maybe they mimic what you're doing, you know?

So I still like her, though. I still like her. So Giselle's like, why doesn't that make you crazy? She's like, well, she's a nice girl. But why are you guys always on her ass? you know what the hell she's sweet and she's like well it's valid uh stacy's making beds that she's lying in yeah uh and joselle's like stacy's a big fat liar uh everybody has issues with this woman and things that she has said and i don't understand women that's move like that because you're

sneaky you're sneaky you know i decided i'm going to take a step back and allow her to live i don't have any energy for her i just don't understand why joselle is so bothered by stacey it's so over the top So, Giselle is upset because she doesn't believe that Stacey's being honest about her divorce when Giselle has spent literally 10 years on the show being like very questionable about her relationships with Sherman, like getting back, not getting back together with what's his face, her ex. He himself said was just for the show and all fake. Yes, I think Jason Cameron. Everything is sort of like, what's the real truth going on here, Giselle? And now Stacey is having this moment, and Giselle's literally like nailing her to a cross. And then on top of that, you have this, what Giselle's really sticking her teeth into is this idea that Stacey violated Girl Code by talking to Chris Samuels.

You don't even like Monique. You didn't even care about Monique until like not even at this scene yet. You still haven't even had your lunch with her. And suddenly you're going to take up for Monique with Girl Code just so you could like, go after Stacy. No, I don't, I don't think so. And have you seen all this stuff coming out about cookie by the way? It's crazy. Cook is apparently a nutcase. Uh, she said that she had sex and Chris or something, right? Cookies and not case. I love it. Well, I think, yeah, I think we come to that later. But yeah, she's saying that she, um, I don't know, apparently she's just really messy. And she has

all these fake accounts. And she was going after love and marriage, one of those. I guess DC was there one in DC 11 marriage DC where she was coming again coming for all the people with all these fake accounts and cookies a little cray cray um so yes yeah good about to say the side characters in Potomac are kind of hilarious yeah cookie you got tally ho guy got all this sort of like little for fraud or something like that cookie she she's got a lot going on she's got a lot going on in other words friend of give us a friend of give her a flute yes So they're talking about Stacy and then they go test drive the car and Giselle doesn't seem to know how to do it. I don't know.

Was just all the one with the mini Cooper? Who drove the mini cooper? Was that her husband? Or was that only on married to medicine, the little psychiatrist used to remember when he drove the mini cooper and it made you crazy Greg, Quad's husband? I just remember Katie Cazorlo used to have like one of those little smart cars and I remember she pulled up once when we were. when we were doing Housewife Ho Down and we're at that studio years ago and I just remember Katie pulling up

in this tiny little like box of a car, a thimble, she was basically driving a thimble with wheels and she was waving out her window and I was like, that's a small car. So she doesn't know where the D for drive is and he's like, we call that D plus now. So, sorry. Sorry for anybody looking for a drive. This is a Mercedes.

All right, we've improved the drive. Okay. D plus. wow is that so it has a better grade than what every other car has which is every other car gets a D somebody's like whereas Giselle do you know how to drive and she's like I own the road I own the road and then she just goes speeding around some you know suburban

Potomac Street is that the Mercedes slogan we own the road yeah I own the road is it I don't know no I think it's like I own the night we own the road i'm going to look at that we own the road slogan we own the road i feel like i've heard i would look it up but my my keyboard has died it's not recognized it's not recognized as a slogan what the hell i thought it was we own the road yeah it's like a great slogan we own the road you know it'd be great for um like the like bet midler i cleaned up this road i own the road. Maybe it's me every time tax season comes along. I'm like, I own this road. I paid for it with

my taxes. Why is there a pothole in this road? That's actually probably right. It's probably insolent taxpayers. I own this road. You can't give you a ticket. I pay your salary, sir. So now, um, get yourselves like, in the words of Karen, nah, I need to bunch it. Da. And so then we see a flashback in 2021 of Karen and Mia driving around when they got those like Lamborghinis or whatever Ferraris or whatever to drive around and Karen being like

with all this power I feel like I'm getting moists so Wendy's like how's Cowan doing Giselle says you know I don't know I mean don't you feel like she needs to be out like free Karen and they're like yeah

neither of them have either of them made any attempts to visit poor Karen or where is Karen actually maybe it's not fusible maybe she's not in the state stick a file in a cake or don't call me your friend that's what I say I feel like you know I'm seeing Monique and it's like the gang's all back together we need the rest of the gang ah that's why Karen should be out of jails that way they can have a complete cast yeah Giselle is sick of torturing newbies she's like god I'm misabusing Karen nah so now they left out what's that i said poor robin left out the gang's back together and it's like i forgot about robin robin's such a baby man i mean look everybody else on this show on these shows

they get fired and that's when you start your campaign to get back on the show you know you're like look how much better i'm doing look how i'm going to you know lunch with somebody from the cast from a long time ago i mean even teresa's out there working door to door she became friends with the gorgas again i just saw that she made up with kathy wakili so i saw that That's something like Christmas at Melissa's. Yeah, that means they're going to try and reboot the whole family aspect of that show, you know, if you're reading signs. So if Teresa can do it, you all can do it. That's the most pig-headed lady I've ever seen.

So come on, Robin, get off your couch and make an effort. Yeah. Also, like, let's be honest, Robin, the reason why you, I think I believe the reason why Robin ultimately got fired is because she put information on Patreon. before she put it on the sheet she withheld it from the show and put it on her patreon and i think after that i think like unless she had like an amazing season she was going to be out of there and she did not have an amazing season and then she's like mad at at like NBCU for dropping her it's like you you made yourself of like a fan unfavorant and you withheld information and like and then you're going to be mad that you lost your job because of it no yeah like you should have

come to your you should have come to your recently shady party yeah if you want your job back you need to come out here and throw one under the bus i love for the public for the public's consumption okay get with also because also honestly not for nothing she was actually pretty good on the traders she had like a nice turn on the traders and like she was building back her image and um because i remember when she was on the cast on the traders we all were like robin on the traders and then she was on there and she was good. And so... Can I be honest?

I forgot she was on the traders. And when she was... You were saying she was at BravoCon because of traitors. I was like, oh, Robin's going to be on traders? That's cool. Good for her. I forgot she was on there. She didn't last that long because she was outspoken.

But she was actually like she was likable. She commanded a lot of attention. And it reminded me that there actually was like for a good stretch of time on Potomac. I was a big Robin fan. I actually used to love Robin and Giselle together, and I used to really love Robin. I felt like she was like really cool and chill, but she kind of, you know, she got hardened. She got hardened and I think just like shit with Juan. It's just sort of, you know, it's kind of like ruined her a little bit.

Oh, gosh. Poor thing. God bless her. So flashback to 2020 reunion because they're talking about Monique and Wendy's like, oh, the last time I thought she had to bind the baby. And so we see the binder. When Monique was questioning Giselle, and I love that binder. I still love the binder. It's so funny.

It's like one of those old picture books, you know, with the Grammy wallpaper cover and everything. And she's like, well, this is my little receipt book. Everyone has a tab. And Giselle's saying, well, Jamal and I have been through a lot. And they're going, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you got back together, but he told his girlfriend that it was just reality TV and it wasn't even true. Dun, don't, John, John. Yeah.

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and's commercial So back to the present, Monique is I mean, Giselle says that she's feeling good about seeing her And, and she's like, I guess Wendy's saying that she's feeling good about seeing her That everything was light and everything and she's wondering where everything went wrong. Yeah, she's like, if this is the same woman from five years ago, I do not want to see her.

As you were getting kicked out of her house for talking shit about her in her house. God, there's so many good Monique scenes of Monique telling off Giselle. I hope this piece that Monique is coming with lasts for about two weeks because I need to see her come for Giselle. Giselle needs somebody to come for her. She's just got free reign over there. She's coming for everybody all the time. And I need somebody to make Giselle answer for what? I don't know.

Her wallpaper, really anything. The color of her living. Angel tried. Angel tried. Wow. I need a better fighter. The fact that you called me a catfish, you'll get to know me. So now we go to a brewery, and Stacey is there with her friend, AJ.

I love AJ. He's so funny. And they're sitting outside with beers. And Stacey's like, I am so happy that you're here, AJ. He's like, well, you know, I was not going to let this event happen without me being here. She's like, oh, yes, tomorrow is so major. I can't believe that I'm finally launching my brand, a brand for Arab. And making history, right, on Juneteenth?

And she's like, look at God. Would you just look at God? Look at him. Won't he do it? I don't think, I mean, like, yes, like God controls everything. But like, I don't think that this is like a big religious moment that you decided to have your brand launch on June on Juneteen. It's not like it was like suddenly divine powers converged and we were able to do it. It's like you just scheduled it on that date.

It's fine. It's good. It's great. It's great. do it. But like, she's like, oh, my God. So Stacey's like, well, I like that the president just took away Juneteenth and then Stacey took it back. She's like, no. If Juneteenth isn't Juneteenth, it's not Trump's birthday, okay? It is going to be the launch of Shio. So, mine. So Stacey for president. Yeah, truly. So we see Stacey, flashbacks to Stacey talking to a photographer

about, you know, how Chio came to be. And she's, Like Shio is going to be birthed into the world photographer. I am the first black woman in the state of Virginia to have her own cannabis business. And I said it to the girls in the group. And nobody even seemed to have the same feelings that I have, which is I think it's like something that should be celebrated.

I mean, where I am in the group is just, it's been a lot. Yeah, so she sent a group text inviting everybody to the launch, but she doesn't know. She knows that everybody just loves to hate her. And so we see the text. And it's like, good morning. Texting, isn't this amazing?

Anybody remember the Morse code? Won't he do it? Although we are not in the best place right now, as I launched my business on Thursday, making history as the first black woman to not only sell a be jeweled camel on QVC. But entrepreneur in the cannabis industry in Virginia, I want you to know that you are welcome.

It will be a Juneteenth celebration and perhaps an opportunity for us all to move forward. And we see a flashback to two weeks ago and Stacey's FaceTiming Giselle about it. And she's like, I'm working, Giselle. And she goes, QVC. She's like, no, Giselle for my cannabis line

that's coming out. And then we see her at that Pride event and Giselle's like, what's the name of this company? Yeah, we named it on my Gioen name. This is so fun. Yeah. Are you a Nigerian? Another instance of her not being genuine. You know what I mean? I'm going to go back to this

kangaroo sandwich I'm eating. I know. So Stacy's like, I'm always the one who's being accused of something. The latest thing is that Ashley and Kay are telling Monique that I used to date Monique's ex-husband and I'm relaying messages. And AJ's like, way, way, way, way, way, way, right, right, right. So they said that you did this.

Yes, they say I'm calling him in Trashing Monique. And Ashley would know this how. Because Kay told her that somebody else said. He's like, oh my God, oh my God. All your old asses need to stop it. Okay, this is dumb. Wait, I'm going to do you one better. Tia, Miss Prim and proper.

She tried to read me in the British way. Oh, you're an effing liar. In the British way. He's like, well, don't you let someone. somebody come across the pond and read your ass now and you from the d maybe you should speak up for your damn self put your foot down check them i've seen you do it i've seen you do it you do it you know what i am non-confrontational it's just not my nature as you will see in the rest of this episode but i'm not stupid there will come a point where enough is enough let them have it let him have it in an empty weed

shop she's like okay i'm in sounds like a great plan so now we go to tia who is, um, she's at the real estate office and she's just like chatting with this guy, Rob, and just having a, like a, like a wisp of a, of a professional scene where she's like, ooh, business, business, real estate, mortgage rates, ooh. Having that business acumen, I've learned that it's quite late. I've got handed everything growing up. My husband had shitloads of money. Like I went to school with Sting's daughter and boy George lived next door.

Lots of knocking from the radiator in those days. Well, a lifestyle of the rich and famous was our life, and then the 80s went away, and so did a lot of the money. Yes, unfortunately, Stingat does no longer text my phone calls, but that's okay. We still will always have our treasured childhood memories of going to school together. That 80s come down really was a bitch. That happened in my family, too.

My dad, we thought we were rich growing up, like rich rich. we were not rich. It was all a lie. And then all the crash happened and then we found out we were poor. That sucks. I'm still mad. I want to be rich. I want to be like a rich kid.

That's fair to be mad about that, you know. Yeah. What the hell? 80s, stupid 80s. It is a little bit sitcomy, though. You have to admit, like you have to enjoy the fact that there's a sitcom premise in there. I mean, it's literally shit's Greek. It was.

Yeah. My mom actually went from being a country club ladies. to opening a snack bar in the country club. And so she had to work for all the country club ladies. And I was so proud of her. I mean, I still am because that's like crazy. That's like a crazy thing to put yourself through. And she did it.

And it was like a sitcom, like all the ladies who were their friends, being like, oh, Rhonda, look at you making hamburgers. So I guess you're going to miss your tennis lesson today. thing. I'm getting a hamburger to support Rhonda. It really is very much as I come. I mean, there was that episode of The Simpsons where Marge Simpson got like a Chanel little suit and then she like got into a country club and then she was like, but she only had that one Chanel suit. So she had to keep on like tearing it apart to make it look like a different Chanel suit. And then she eventually destroyed her own Chanel suit. I couldn't do it anymore. Actually kind of a brilliant

episode. She had the lien lock-in. She had the Linfinity. Linfinity by Chanel. Yeah. This can become ten different dresses. You take off the skirt, wear it on your head. Infinity. Infinity.

So Tia then tells us, my dad didn't come from a lot of money. I don't think he made a lot of wise investments. So there was a lot of having, but not knowing how to sustain. And I'm actually very thankful because that's an incredible lesson, which is, never trust your father. He's an idiot. Spend it while you've got it. So she thinks she needs to call Stacey. Because I'm a little bit of apprehensive about that invitation.

We kind of started the form of friendship, and then boom, it was gone. Just like with the 80s, our friendship was gone. Unsustainable, eh, Dan? So we see a flashback of a lunch where in the beginning, everything was warm and lovely. But then we have the pool, the dreaded pool moment, which it's fun. You know, I love Tia. I love Tia, but I actually do think that Tia's, like, she's on the wrong side for me right now. And I hate when my favorite characters are on the wrong side of what I like.

But I think she is. And in fact, when that scene happened with Timo and he said he was traveling and then Stacey said that, oh, Timo just got back in town. I was like, oh, I love Stacey, but you keep online. This is not good. But now thinking about it and then seeing it again on this episode, I'm like, you know what? there's really it's really not the worst thing of the world like he doesn't want to go to dinner so he's like yeah i'm traveling and then they're like they're press about it and then she like stacy messed up stacey messed up the excuse like that was her bad like excuse juggling she messed up this is not

the end of the world and they're they're using this as evidence that she is like the biggest liar in the world and it's like it's a lie yes but like there's there's like just different tears of lying And other people on this cast have lied about way bigger and way worse. What do you think, Ronnie? I'm just laughing because you're the funniest Stacy Defender. You're like, no matter what. But I do agree with you. I mean, I think that this whole, this particular thing of the husband, we see her call and she says, so aren't you coming to this thing?

And she says, oh, well, I'm not, doesn't she say like, I'm not, he's not comfortable around the group yet? She said, she said the truth first. Like, he's not ready to be around the group. yet. And then Tia was like, but you said he was traveling. And she goes, oh, well, he was traveling. You just got back into night. So, like, it just shows that her first instinct is to just tell a white lie, even though we know that she was telling that lie because her husband doesn't want to film with everybody, right? So. Right. And I guess he's thinking she can't say that, even though she did just say it. I don't know. But she's a little white liar. You know,

she does, she does tell a lot of, like, kind of innocent lies. But I can see how it would get on everybody's nerves. I think it's just kind of, it's kind of like the thing that we're going through on Salt Lake City where do I think Meredith was drunk on a plane telling somebody off? Sure. Do I care? No, because I feel like they're all hypocrites and they all do this shit all the time. Exactly. So I'm like, why are you jumping on one person, you know? I don't love, I don't love someone who is doing a lot of little white lies all the time. I don't love that at all. And so I get the frustration with that. And I'm not saying like, oh, whatever. She just did a little lie. It's more, like the fact that it gets escalated to like a loud fight it's like it doesn't really like merit

that degree you know especially from Ashley and Giselle who are known to be liars on this show I mean yeah come on I mean I get it it's like it's rude it's rude and like you invite someone to dinner and you're trying to make inroads I get it and it's frustrating I've definitely dealt with people who I have I have a friend who I adore but almost anytime I try to make plans with her, she's, it's always like, oh, I'm just actually under the weather. There's some people who just, they will always give that. And you know they're lying. You know they're lying.

They just want to stay in. And at first, I used to take it really personally. And then you just, then you just sort of say, you know what? They just, you're not, extend the invitation with no expectation that they'll ever hang out. And that's just what it is because they, it's just, it's not what they can do. Yeah, meet people where they're at at Lytown, you know. lie town. It's going to lie town. So, Tia does

call her, and she's like, oh, thank you so much for inviting me with that lovely invitation, but I would like to come and support, and I figured we could probably talk, because the way things happened at Giselle's event was not the way. I would like them to happen. This is not the way. So, Stacy's like, well,

you know, yeah, your response to me was very surprising, and I'm confused as to, I just, I don't know what's going on with us. Oh, well, I'm disappointed about Cece's lying, but she seems like she really wants to make amends. And I'm like, okay, what was Jesus do? Would he just spend all the money? Oh, wait, no, but also what would he do in this situation, too?

Because I'm open. I haven't completely written you off yet. Yeah, so they decide they're going to sit down and they're going to figure this out. So now we go with, we go on a date with Ashley and Beavis, which is super awkward. I still can't believe they're dating. guy. It's not really his fault. But how does his hair get crazier every episode? Is he trying to fix it and it gets worse? Is it a wig? What's happening? I couldn't even tell the day. I was confused because on the last episode, Ashley decided that she was going to drop this guy and then they're going to like an arcade. And I was like so is she not going to drop him? But actually it's a little bit of both. So they get there. They sit in like a like a, it's like they're at like a Dave and Busters. And there's like a guy in like a brightly sequenced. shirt being like welcome here's your seats and so they sit down and they're like doing this driving thing and she's like oh it's bucket seats and um they are having a very fun time and uh ashy tells us

that there's something like a little different between the dates with that josh and i go on versus like maybe some of my older suitors i'm like yeah sorry you're not going to a uh sample sale at tommy bahama with ralphs it's just so weird to be with a guy who doesn't fart without knowing it You know, I said, Tommy Bahama with Ralph's instead of Tommy Bahamas with Ralph. Isn't that weird? I pluralized the wrong word. Well, there is a grocery store called Ralph, so I can see what you're saying. So we see a clip from a date where they were playing beer pong.

And she's like, wow, one guy, one of the guys I dated rented out a whole restaurant. One guy took me on a private jet to Vegas. And, you know, that's just like the caliber that I've been used to. Okay. So you just want a rich guy. well stop torturing the poor the poor guys you know let him don't waste all of his years when you're just looking for an old rich guy and also look how that worked out i mean it was gallum is it worth it exactly i mean also you've been dating this guy for a year at what point after the first date

did you ever think that this guy was going to rent out a whole restaurant for you or wish you away to Vegas i mean come on now i just think she's not like very um wise when it comes to seeing red flags with these guys well i think she was dating him because her stuff from michael wasn't finished yet so he's like a placeholder because she knows she's not going to try and get him to marry her do any of that stuff and she always has an excuse with him like i can't get any further because i'm still getting divorced and now that that's kind of done she's like okay i've tried young peen you know what i'd rather old peen with money bye yeah so um then we see uh she said even michael would like do very swanky dates and we see a picture of her and michael with a dolphin

the dolphin's like whoa big forehead so then the dolphin's like okay guys i said a threesome for one night okay this is not my lifestyle just please leave alone dolphins like that strange man is uh touching my ass the dolphin's writing a blog he's like um there was a man i got a picture of him he's in his underwear in my ocean very like oh my god so um they go get some refreshments after their race and she's like wow that simulation was like so real wow so um anyway i'm dumping you because like we're we've been together a year and to me when years like that's like a time of reflection didn't you dump him for half a year to go fuck old people on love hotel yeah seriously and she said she's talking about

how when she first met Josh, like her divorce wasn't finalized. And it's just he was what I needed, aka Dick, right? And but now she is like, now that she's divorced, she can now officially look for, you know, a rich guy. So it's time to drop Josh. So yeah, she dumps him. And she's like, you know, what I fear will happen is that, you know, you're young and you don't have kids yet. You've never been married. So eventually you're going to want those things. And I don't want more children but like if I were to have children you know it would have to be like now and I just don't see you in a place that you're able to do that in a year or two okay so I'm like but like why do you why do you say that it's just like well you know it takes more than a relation than there's this

I mean like you know like there's financial elements that everybody needs to be aligned on he's like I've got like $75 in my bank account I don't see what the problem is yeah I don't think I don't think you fully understand where I'm at. You don't even understand my finances. You don't even know them. You don't even know what I do for a job. And that's a trick question because I don't even have a job. Um, yeah, but like, let's just like keep it like a buck because there's like certain things, like certain markers, you know, like, babe, we've never even taken a trip together. He's like, what about them all? Hello? He's like, we just went racing through Paris together on that machine. That was not cheap

You think Dave and Busters is cheap It's expensive as hell Okay And I like when she said We've never taken a trip together And he's like So I didn't ask you to come to Pittsburgh To see my parents

Yeah I mean Yeah We can do better than Pittsburgh She's like I'm saying like internationally Like we've been dating for a year He's like oh Well

I mean are you open to Toronto So he's like, well, I don't need a trip to solidify our relationship. She's like, no, no, no, no, but like we just need a trip to have fun, you know? He's like, okay, then let's take a trip this weekend. Okay, like, I don't know, this may be crazy. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, beautiful this time of year. There is a native casino five miles from here with your name right, written right on the nickel machines. All right.

It's called Delmarva Peninsula, Delmarva Peninsula, everyone. Have you ever been on a boat, on a river with a slot machine inside of it? Oh, yeah. What about the Poconos? Yeah, so this is kind of harsh because she's basically like, you're poor and I'm leaving you. And he's like, oh, you don't know that I'm poor. She's like, yeah, I do. He's like, no, you don't.

It's like, yeah, yeah, I do. You're not, you don't have enough money and you've got way too much hair on your head. Okay. Call me when your nipples start talking to your belly button. Okay. And he's like, I thought we were on a date, but actually you just brought me on TV that way America could see that you've just dumped me. So, okay, great. Thank you so much.

And by the way, I'm paying for these nachos. Yeah. I support her dumping him, by the way. But like, it also was kind of funny because he definitely thought he was on like shooting a nice scene where he was on a date. And he actually dumped. So he's like, can I at least walk you out? She's like, I'd like that. So they walk out. And I guess that's the end of Josh.

Commercials. Here comes one right now. So now we go to lunch with Gisela. Gisela and Monique. And we hear clips of them fighting in the past. And Monique's like, bottom behind trick. Shut the fuck up. I'm like a ninja waiting for the right moment to blow your face off. Pastor, holy whore.

So Monique says, back in the day, I just think Giselle was a hater and she was miserable and she just wanted to pick on people. And I don't really know what things are going to, like, turn out like. But I've showed so much grace to Giselle on so many different times. There's only so much that I can take. And if you show me your ass, I'm going to kick it. And then she just laughs.

I mean, maybe that's not the right analogy to make right now. So Monique comes. and they're, you know, making small talk. You look good, die, you look good, die, you look good, die. Well, I don't know what's going to happen. At least I could look, you die. So they talk about how they have a lot to discuss. And just, I was like, do I begin with drag me, Monique?

I mean, maybe start with your own problems. Like, why are you taking it back to a Candace fight from 2018? I know. And we see a flashback to Monique saying, I will still drag you pregnant in all. And Candace goes, drag me, Monique. So I totally forgot about drag me, Monique. So Monique is like, no, no, no.

My dragging days are over. That's behind me. I've been delivered. Uh-huh. Yeah. Well, it's also like you realize you're back on Bravo, right? Like the drag will have to resume. So she said, wow, so much has happened over the past five years.

I mean, I had to really sit back and be like, why was I mad at Giselle again? And then I remembered instantly a flood of memories came back. And I thought, wow, there are actually so many reasons to be mad at her. So funny. I couldn't remember why I was mad at you. I just have had nightmares every single night since you came back into my life where this giant neck is trying to swallow me whole. It's like, okay, okay, yeah, that's enough.

She was like, but, you know, I've, I've healed and I like to do self-reflection, you know, because I was just so busy being the victim and I was mad at everybody else. And then when I started going through divorce, which you can relate to, you know, remember, you got dumped. And it was like you start peeling back all these layers and seeing what you've contributed. to certain situations, righteous else. Like, nope, I contributed nothing to my divorce. Nice story, though.

Yeah, I've been talking to my mom and talking to my dad and confronting things that happened to me over the years and finally making peace with him. And this was just like the one area that I hadn't made peace with. So when Ashley invited me to come around, I was like, you know what, this would be a good opportunity to continue my healing journey. But by the way, it doesn't mean you're off the hook.

She's like, yeah, I'm not falling. I'm not just falling on a sword. Here's a sword for you, too. Yeah. And so she's like, so what did you come up with after you reflected? She's like, well, you know, you have a tendency, Giselle to be in people's relationships. And I think that's where it went off the rails with the whole like trainer situation.

You know, remember the big boy comment. And we see a flashback to 2019 where Giselle's like, The word on the street is Monique and her trainer were a wee bit too close for comfort. Da. And big boy found out, da. So Monique's like, yeah, that was messy. And she goes, and it was just like a little like, you know, I went into protective mode. Totally.

And I was always doing the protecting of the image and all that stuff. So it just became, you know, like, okay, she wants to attack my situation. So I'm going to attack hers. And then we see that. And she says, I just felt so bad when I saw your daughter after I called out her father for being Pastor Holy Horror. And she's just gorgeous. You never would have thought that she was the daughter of such a. huge man slot, right? And then I was just like, I feel so bad. And I realized how my actions really

impacted her. So, Giselle, you know, Giselle, who's huge on taking accountability, goes, well, for me, our relationship, I felt at the time, you know, the real live hate was coming from your side more than me ever to you. No, ma'am. How would you even make up with this person? Who says that? You came for her from the first second she came on the screen. The first second, And she didn't even do anything to you. You came after her for using her husband and how, you know, crazy she was with her money and how ridiculous and braggadocious she was and all this other crap. You never, ever let up on Monique, ever until you tried to use her against Candace. And that was maybe five minutes.

And it ended up working very well, as I recall. Mm-hmm. And she's like, Monique's like, well, I won't say that you're all the way innocent. And she goes, no, no, no, I have my part for, for sure, my very, very small part. tiny parked uh almost not even there so someone would even say i don't have any part of this whatsoever but i know why i felt sorry so i just i want you to know that that i occasionally will feel sorry yeah so then we see the the um we see the barn incident you gonna drag me you want me to drag me do you drag me drag me monique and then she drags her and so she's like well i didn't want that to

happen but you know you you get a mountain of shit that's been piling and it just takes one person to top it off and i just erupted and so she goes through a whole thing which i mean we've all known she's going to have to go through this right where you come on and you just basically what does it prostrate yourself and she's just like it was just you know it was i was triggered and um that's not an excuse but it is a very popular word in our time to excuse everything and the way i reacted was terrible but i was triggered So that's what triggered my whole spiritual journey. So, you know, there was bad triggering, but then there was good triggering because now I'm triggered to sell more essential oils for people's peace or whatever.

Not for triggered moms. So Giselle says, you know, one of the things I don't like about money, I'm sorry to interrupt, but one of the things that's always bugged me is that business name, not for lazy moms. Who wants something called not for lazy moms? I want something called for lazy moms. yeah you're lazy this will make your life easier you know I don't want it to be like

oh you're perfect and here's something for you who wants that I think she should rebrand I fully believe that not for lazy moms was a play if you if you do an acronym with it it becomes NFL moms so I think it's like that's her like

clever like inside like elder wag reference you gotta get to know me sorry guys I never realized that that was NFL moms NFL What a dummy Yep NFL not for lazy moms I think she was like I want to call it like it's something That's branded for my fellow NFL moms

But I can't say NFL so I'll call it not for lazy moms Ah got it Okay so um jazelle's like you know I just couldn't figure out like who was the person in your ear That was making you be crazy So in my mind I just blamed it on your husband You were making her crazy. You were the one trying to start that,

found that fight between Candace and Monique for the whole season. And it finally worked. I remember when that fight happened, I was more disappointed that Monique fell for it than the actual fight itself. I was like, come on, you fell for this. This is the oldest trick in the book. This is Giselle 101. How are you falling for this?

So Monique says, it was just pressure. I'm not going to sit here and just blame it on him. You know how it is when you're a public figure. there's a certain image that has to be upheld. And then I was also a perfectionist. It was just a recipe for disaster. Well, I was going to say, I wanted to come and just be like, fuck you, Monika. I know, right?

Isn't it funny? Because I'm just, I was just like, I don't know what this is to expect with this lunch, but like I'm very happy with how this concluded. You know, we both concluded that because I'm a public figure, I had a lot of pressure on me and you had nothing to do with it. And we can now move on as friends, right? That sounds perfect. I love all the responsibility.

you didn't take. This was fun. She's like, yes. And now we can talk to trash each other, but we just have to be honest about it. Da! And so they laugh. And now, a time-honored tradition, which is seeing someone go to the jewelers to look at rings that are

way too expensive for their budgets on Bravo. Show me a $20 million ring. It's for Kierna. Okay, now let's hurry this up before I go back to my non-profit that I work at. before I get that that $2 million ring. Yeah, I'm not sure.

So I think he has like a private practice and this other thing, right? I mean, I'm not really sure, but he seems to have a lot of money. I mean, all this whole season is talking about what Greg's buying, Greg's buying a condo, Greg's buying a $2 million ring. Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg. I just, I guess I should be more nice to poor people, like social work. That's where it's at. To Ching, social works.

the new bitcoin find yourself an orphan and watch that money pile i just tried to type in um greg greg like find out what he did and google a i you know pops up and they're like kianna stewart's boyfriend is greggs and they showed a picture of kierna's brother and i was like aw i was like that's a flower in the addicts moment i think i could support okay so gregg is there with the mom and the brother and um they're looking at the two million dollar ring and then And that's a 20.7-carat ring, which is cray-cray. And then we see another one. And he's like, yeah, this might be too big for her finger, though.

Yeah. So I'm going to have to, I don't know, clear some stuff off my credit card. Okay. These are all jokes, by the way, right? I'm rich. Rich as hell. What about that $1,500 ring? Let's just look at that.

Just as a joke, wouldn't it be hilarious if I got or something really cheap? I told her it was really expensive. Let's look at the 15. You have a 1,200 one by any chance? Karna loves candy. Okay, do we have any rings that are edible, possibly? Great. Very small fingers.

You have any lifesavers that we could just slip right on? Nope. So Angel comes in, and she's like, how, hi, everybody, Elder Wag here, okay? I would love to help you with the ring. You would know what ring I wanted if you just got to know me a little bit better. Okay.

I live by the river, so just think about that. It's crazy. It's crazy because I remember me and the K sitting on the couch thinking, where do you think we'll be in 10 years? And here we are 10 years later, looking at engagement rings with Miss Shelley and you, her fiancee to be with me, an elder wag. Wow. Being an NFL wife, it's such a privilege to be able to do these sort of things.

It's almost surreal. Yeah, you know, I'm so glad. She called me to help her because Kay is very discerning when it comes to jewelry, not men, but jewelry, just jewelry. Yeah, pretty much. I'm going to help her out here. So, Karen, then we see Stacey, the fight with Stacey, and Stacey's saying, well, I have a husband and a ring. And she's like, I don't want that one. It's cloudier than a motherfucker.

I want mine crystal clear. It's cloudier than a motherfucker. That's a funny thing to say. Your ring is cloudier than a motherfucker. So they're looking, Greg looks so nervous. He's like trying to smile, but he's like so nervous because he's like, oh my God, I'm on TV and everyone's going to come down to me because I can't afford this ring and I don't even want to buy her a ring. I don't know if I even want to get married to her. You just see him being like, I don't have the money for a idea of this.

An angel tells us, Miss Shelley had her ups and downs with Greg and sort of like the way my husband has had ups and downs with balls that he catches and throws. wag vibe sorry yeah wag humor sorry you have to kind of be one of us to get it NFL mom okay and I can use it um so she's like yeah for some reason miss shelly and Greg are getting along great oh really maybe it's because Greg just bought her daughter a condo and is now pretending he's going to spend two million dollars on a ring gee can't wonder what happened with miss Shelley suddenly Michelle is fine with Greg um so then Michelle Michelle's like so are you going to buy her the condo as a wedding gift and he says yeah and she goes so we're moving in with the ring on the finger is that it and he's like okay are you helping me or are you hurting me here what's going on okay

i'm pretending to buy your daughter a lot of stuff in this scene can we just be kind and angels like listen happy wag wife happy wag life so you know i'm looking out for you that's one of the privileges that i'm afforded being an elder wag person is that i can look out for the younger ones, even the non-wags. It's just it's our duty in life. So you're welcome. Yeah, so they start looking at different ones. And the salesperson's like, well, we have an emerald cut.

This one has more girth. And Michelle's like, yeah, we're going to go for the girth. And he's like, oh, God, why is everybody making me feel so small today? So now they're looking at $125,000 rings and an $180,000 ring. And Greg is just like, uh-huh, well, okay, well, you know, before I make a purchase, I'm going to definitely have to run this pastor. You know, I just want her to be into it, right, guys? Yeah, yeah.

So the only reason why I'm not buying a ring today is purely because I want Kierna to be part of this. Of course, I can afford any of these rings. I'm just not going to buy one right now on camera. I'm just going to, you know, I always, my mom always said, before you buy a ring, you got to go have a yogurt. So I'm going to go to the supermarket real quickly and have some yogurt. And we'll just circle back, like maybe after the cameras are gone or not ever at all. Okay.

Thanks, guys. so much. Yeah. So what's the deal do you think with her? How did that story change so quickly from like the mom being over at her house being, I'm so proud of you for getting your condo, honey, and standing on your own two feet to this. Like now Greg has bought the condo. Did she buy the condo and now he's going to pay it off? Or is this a condo that's in, I need to know more about the condo. I don't even care about the relationships on this show. I want to know about the real estate. I think, you know, sat down Greg and her mom and said, look, I, got so much shit from you guys last year from the audience because of you guys you okay this is a

paycheck if we all want to rise up i have to do well on this show so you two pretend to get along okay pretend to get me a ring because i need to stay on this show and i can't deal with any more of your bullshit right i'm going to rent a condo and then we'll just say you got it for me or something i don't know all that stuff okay so then um angels like wow it's just so brave for kate of course correct where Greg is concerned. Wow. So brave. Just so brave. To go back to a man who shows you nothing but disrespect on TV, I mean, that is bravery, elder wag. Elder Wag here. To go from chin checking to the course correcting. It's such a journey for her. So she's like, you know, we aren't spring chickens. And I tell her, we are middle age, middle age wags. Well, then I'm a

wag. She's not, you know, she's what do you call a wife, a wife of someone who has a nonprofit? instead of a wife of a football player. Is that a, a wan? Is that a wad, is that a wat, is a wan pee? I don't know. We'll have to work on that. I'll get together with my wag sisters. We'll take out an acronym for her.

And, um, the salesperson's like, oh, don't worry, hon. She's going to be happy with whatever you buy her. And Michelle goes, uh, no. And he goes, oh, yeah, I agree. She's going to be happy with anything I get her. I know it. I know it. And the mom is just looking like, what the, how did I even end up on a screen with these

idiot. Yeah, not up for it. Now Ashley goes to a store called Salt and Sundry with her sister Jessica, who's 17, sweet, sweet kid. Ashley is dressed like she's going to a cocktail party. And, you know, her sister is just like dressed like she just went, she's like after school or something like that. And I'm like, why are you so dressed up for the scene, Ashley? Did you notice that? She's like in a little pink dress, like a little frill, not frill, but like it sort of goes out at the bottom. I'm like, why? You're dressed, like, she's in full glam. I'm like, you're in a candle shop with your teenage sister. You're shopping for college. Like, you look crazy. And the sister's like, jeans and t-shirts. She's like, I just like minimalistic things. Like a thong? Okay, well, not, not today,

but okay. Well, it's just so exciting because, you know, I'm adulting and I find myself excited about, like, pots and glasses. Oh, wow. That's- No. Nope, still don't want to get a thong. Still talking about flatware. Okay, bats and glasses. Have you also thought about like a 67-year-old suitor when you turn 18? No. Okay, just consider it.

So she's about to go to college, and Ashley is glad she can help her family because her uncle was there for her when she needed it, and so she's blessed that she can help her sister. And so Ashley's like, oh, a bathrobe would be nice, right, for your house? She's like, wow, that's very specific. So we're here to talk about you, obviously. She literally says that. That's very specific.

You know, you are my famous and wealthy older sister, and the best you can do is get me a bathrobe. Thanks. Thanks for taking me to salt and sundry. Whatever that means. So she's like, we're here to talk about you. Just talk about you. She's like, oh, my God, Josh and I called it quits.

She's like, yeah, right. You just saying that. It's like, well, we haven't talked in two days. Hmm. Yeah, Jessica's not Josh's friend. And we see, like, flashback to her how Jessica does not like Josh. She's like, I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss Josh, but like, that life is not for me. You can only do so many fake Karen Hugar driving video games before you realize you want to get behind a will yourself.

Yeah, she wants a rich dude. So she's like, you know, I'm not, no, I'm not asking too much. My man is out there somewhere and I'm going to find him. I'm just listening for the soft beeping of an oxygen machine. Somewhere out there, there's an old decrepit man with leathery wrinkled skin and mucous and flamp in his lungs. Bees! Beamed, and I lost another wine. He was out there.

He was out there. He was out there, but he was not. So now she's talking about the dad and that mom is saying that there was a chance that you weren't going to be visiting and you really put your foot down about your dad and his addiction issues and she's like, yeah, look, I put my foot down, but, you know, basically they talk about how the dad is an addict and she's like, yeah, you know, I've been the one dealing with it with all these years and I understand. that people aren't going to change overnight but like what are you going to do it's addiction you know so she's crying it's really sad this poor girl 17 having to this is such a weight on on kids feel so bad for her she's crying and Ashley Ashley is there for they they have like a really nice hug and a cry it's so it's really heartbreaking and this and this I have to say this girl has it seems to have a really good head on her shoulders because she seems to have like sort of a mature

outlook and like an awareness of the situation but gosh felt really bad for her yeah so now we go to eddie and wendy setting up their dispensary now we're going to have dispensary battles yeah i have to say this is so eddie's doing like a pop-up and it's like he's in like the foyer of some small low-ceilinged clinic maybe i was like oh i thought it was going to be if when we see them like getting out the car, I thought it was like, oh, they're doing a pop-up at some convention or some place with lots of foot traffic. And it was actually like a very sad little setup that they had there. I was like, it was a little dispensary. Yeah. And I love Wendy like dressed to the nines, just looking all glamorous and doing all her shots in front of an ATM machine. Yeah. So

funny. So we see that he's got a zillion products now and they start. And Wendy's like, oh, my God, if I knew your pop-ups, pop-ups would like this, I'd come to more pop-ups. And so she says the only reason she's here is because he's named one of his flowers, the nutty professor. And he's named it after Wendy, guys. Wow. So Wendy's saying, you know, one of the girls in our friendship group, she started a cannabis brand. And this person, the bud tender, is like, oh, my God, that's amazing. She's like, no, you're supposed to say, what a copycat.

but you can tap let's try it again from the top okay bud tender are they called that bud tenders is that what the thing really yeah um so then wendy's like yeah stacy didn't even want me to see the inner workings of what she had going on and then we see a flashback to their lunch and stacey's like well with eddie's business it might be a conflict of interest to have you on site so are you kidding what are you talking about corporate espionage is not trying to steal from Shio, okay? I know. So Wendy's like, no, I'm not bothered that I wasn't invited.

I mean, she's already stolen enough information from me. She doesn't need no more. Yeah. So then Stacey is, we see now, we go to the Shio launch, and there's a door, there's a line at the door, and Stacey and A.J. are walking up. And she's like, well, I have so much body and such a little dress. Look at me, AJ.

He's like, oh, yeah, look. Look, there's a line over there, too. They're ready for you, baby. He's like, oh my gosh. Guys, hi, Dr. Carmen. So great to see you. We see this Dr. Carmen Cotto, who works with it, whatever. So Stacey starts talking to us about Shio and how it was a dream.

Something I prayed for. I would just close my eyes and I would say, God, please send me a drug empire. I want to show my daughter, Arabella, no matter how big the dream or how small the If you want something, you can own it and you can create a legacy that will last a lifetime. And the producer goes, do you own it? Well, I love my partners and I love my business partnership with Jushi. My partners are well respected. So I can't help up be successful.

So she's got two things. She's got gummies and gummies. So there's one called Rise and one called Rest. um so that's it so then we get a filter going the you know animation going to the next thing is not cherry blossoms anymore not smoke it's like so we go back to wendy and we see all of eddie's products and he's got like 20 and um they talk about how he named nutty professor after her and he goes yeah that's why the THC is so high yeah i got to put you down you got to relax Wendy just relax a little bit babe okay fine give me the nutty professor so then we go

stacey who's helping her customer she's like hi beautiful are you getting to rise or the rest she'll rise well reach out to me on instagram let me know what you think nice to meet you so jazzy shows up and they say hi and everything and she's just so proud of her and everything and even tia shows up as well she's like well i'm just trying to do the right thing i'm going to be the bigger person and celebrate her, and then we'll figure out our differences after. So Wendy can't be here, but she did congrats. She was congratulatory, and AJ is like, very supportive, very, very supportive everybody. Yeah, she has been so supportive of my business.

So Stacy is like, well, clearly I don't have everyone's support, unfortunately, because Angel's not going to be there, and Miss Giselle won't be there either. And Giselle goes, yes, sir. I was invited, and I told her, I don't want to. And Kieran is like, thank you. No, thank you. So Stacey's like, but that doesn't take away from the celebration of launching a brand that's going to be a legacy for Arabella. Timo is not there either, by the way, because he is, quote, unquote, traveling, as he always is.

So I'm back over at the other one, someone, the butt tender's charging someone for $76. Wendy. Wendy. It's Wendy. She has to pay. Wendy has to, I guess she's trying to be like, it's like when you vote for yourself on an election day, you know, like, but she can't remember her own pin, which at first when it was like invalid pin, I was like, oh, this is not good. Is this a sign of what's to come? But she remembers it. She gets, she makes her payment. Yeah. So then we see a flashback to their oregano rolling party. And she's like, you know, but to see. grow owegano to actual flower that's a testament to staying the course and listening to your consumers and so they talk about how huge they are and he's like yeah i can't copy cat this one so then back at the other event stacy's like oh try try when you don't have to worry about driving

they're not infused um what does that mean she's why would i want your weed gum so i guess she's just you can taste the flavor of it without having to taste without without getting the THC. I don't know. Maybe it's no idea. It's like just actual THC. It's just Harry Bo Gumming Bears that she's just handing out. She's like, taste it. It's delicious. Let's even have any weed in it. So Ashley shows up and she sees, she clocks Stacey's dress because she's like, funny, I wore this dress like last week. And we do see footage of her wearing the same dress, which, you know, I imagine it's just like a coincidence, but it is hilarious that they do keep on catching Stacey doing all these copycat things. And, um,

We see the footage. And she's like, oh, we have this. I wore the same dress. We have the same style. She's like, okay, Ashley, you're coming in with a mess. Let's settle down. Okay. So she's like, girl, if you wanna be me, just say that.

So now she's like, we're even wearing the same crimpy today. Because her hair's crimped. Yeah. And Stacy goes, I know, what's your inspiration? She's like, not you. So then we go to a flash back where Stacy is saying she got a message from Ashley and she's going to be there. And so Stacy was so happy and replied, I'm happy to see you here. And now she's like, well, I know

we go back and forth. But one thing I do appreciate about us is it ultimately we can support each other. For example, you're married to a rich, older white guy. So there's something we've got in common. I'm into that. Does he have any friends? You know what, Ashley, that was a very lovely sentiment and with that said I'd like to talk to you about something in private and by private I mean just three feet over here to the left okay can we go have a fight thank you meet me in front of

the neon lights and the ATM machine okay yeah right here in other words two steps away so Stacy's like well I want to ask you how do you want to move forward because I feel like you concentrate on anything you perceive to be negative about me instead of concentrating on how we can move forward

well because it's always instances that made me see you a different life, Dacie. Well, everything that you bring, I've proven to be false, even the thing with Monique. Well, you tried. I mean, Monique is choosing to let it go, so, so am I. And by me letting it go, it means that I'm still holding on to it, but I'm going to say I'm letting it go. And also, Wendy is choosing to let it go. She doesn't have a problem with my brand.

And AJ is like, what's going on over there? What those old ladies are fighting about? Ooh, you're wondering what I'm wondering. Ooh. So I have no qualms about your business, but I also don't want you to be a lot of, you to be a lot of be a lying asshole about it. Oh, okay, fine. Lying asshole. Really? Well, can you just acknowledge that? Um, well, can you acknowledge that I've apologized and I'm asking you woman to woman. I need you to stop. No, I need you to stop too. I always started ground zero with you

and you give me something else. So if you stop giving me something, I'll stop talking. Isn't ground zero like a war term? Yeah, I don't understand what you meant by that. I'm always start ground zero. I think she's saying like I always reset with you and it's like it's a blank slate, but ground zero, I bomb you, I destroy you, and then I try and start over. I don't understand the problem. Well, are you going to stop talking and allow us to start at ground zero?

I don't even understand the metaphor, but I'll just go with it. Well, if Stacey stops lying, then Ashley stops talking. That's how that works. It's like some weird version of The Shining Instead of like all work and no play It makes Jack and angry boy It's like Stacey stops lying Ashley stops talking

It's like some spooky ghosts That's just like the ghost So She's like Okay let's both agree No more lies No more hazing No more lies

No more decativity No more lies No more evil Except how it actually happens Is that they say it at the same time as if they're like doing like rock paper scissors. It's like three, two, one. No reason.

No more lies. Three to. Number evil. Number lies. Number negative. It was such a hilariously bizarre moment. And Jazzy's like, whoa, those girls have been at it for weeks. I'm like Dr. Carmen, you may have to up those percentages in the THC, honey.

So they both. Jazz is just a close. Classic. Jazzy, look, there are two things I love named Jazzy, this lady and the scooters. I mean, it's a great thing to be compared to. So, Jazzy is, actually, those are rascals. Are they rascals or they jazis? I think there's both.

Okay. Well, either way. I guess they kind of agree to move forward for now. For now, yeah. Yeah. For now. So now they're back with the other ladies. And now she's like, well, provided she doesn't keep being a lying out.

how we can be good so now they go and have some snacks well they're a snack set up they don't eat them and um tia's still asking for water she's been looking for water for a long time this is not a very good dispensary i mean you're in cotton mouth central you need water okay oh yeah i didn't yeah i didn't realize i've i've not gotten stoned in so long that i've forgotten like all the basics i'm like really i don't even remember that your mouth gets so dry i just remember getting hungry I remember I don't remember that I will say jazzy is a type of wheelchair electric wheelchair rascal is the scooter

so for everyone wondering aren't they the same what do you mean rascal's not a wheelchair the razzie is more oh there is actually oh there is more of like a scooter like an abbey lee miller type that is called a jazzy

I feel like a lot of the jazis that I'm looking at are more chair-like oh there's one that looks like a bat wing that's bat wheel or whatever it's called let me look at the rascal scooters hmm I feel like the rascals are more like scooter like they really are like like a little little basket a chair two wheels in the back one in the front handles whereas the jazzy looks like it's a little bit more in the wheelchair space four wheels or two wheels just 300 pounds how do you get them in and out of your car if you're disabled you have the little elevator

thing, I believe. Oh, Lord. That's a lot. I need a five-down jazzy. It's really important that we do some, make sure we honor the brands. So Ashley is, yeah, so now they all go to a separate room. They're like, okay, it's time to have our end of the episode fight. So we have to go into private. They go into this room. It's like, it's like the, it's like the employee lounge or something like that in this is Benzory. Yeah. So Ashley's like, okay, look, Stacey, you know, I just want you to understand that I've been on this show for 10 years and, you know, my feet have been held to the fire too. And that's just how we conduct ourselves. This is real housewives. So you are going to be questioned on stuff. And that's just it. Yes. Be okay with it. Which I think is actually decent advice. And Stacey's like, well,

okay, I'm learning that. I'm just hoping there's a way we can understand each other. So I just want to say something in this moment as someone who didn't have a weed line, but suddenly does have a weed line that she never had. This conversation is great because I think that's where we're having an issue, for example. And Tia's like, well, I want us to get to the bottom of it because you're pointing at me. And she goes, okay. So I met you in the morning. You invited Timo, me to dinner. He said, no, thank you. I'm traveling. So then we see the clip of that. And Stacey's like, and then I introduced you to Timo before everybody else because that's because I felt like you were neutral, but then Wendy called me and she said, why aren't you here? And I said, well,

I never agreed to be there and Timo's traveling. And you were in the background and you said she's full of it. And that's not true. You said I was full of it. No, no, no, no, no. You said that Timor just flew back. Let me finish. Well, no, but that's what I said. And you were, you were full of it. Swoon. And by full of it, I mean peep, peep. Disgusting peep. Yeah. So we see a flashback where Stacey is clearly lying about what Timo's doing because she doesn't want him to have to go to this dinner or whatever. So she's, so now they're just arguing back and forth. Like, it was the truth. No, it wasn't the truth. And Stacey's like, well, I'm going to tell the truth. And if I declined dinner with you, I declined dinner. It doesn't matter why. And the issue about

my comfort level with Wendy and Eddie, that was none of your business. And she's like, well, I didn't specifically say, she said, how come you met Timo? That's that. That's, that's, That's why I said it, because she asked me why I met Timo. And she's like, can I just finish? Timo has only seen them in one. But what? It's like, can I finish? Land the plane.

Just land the plane. The plane that Timo's traveling on and he just got back from and he just took off from at the same time. Let me finish. I would like to be finished. Okay. So, as I was saying, Timo has only seen a glimpse of them as in the group. And that was from a very hurtful, personal moment that happened. in January.

See a flashback to them basically saying that Stacey paid off, T.J. to be her boyfriend. And my reason for not being there has to do with Wendy and Eddie. That's what she's saying at the reunion. So, Tia's like, I'm going to tell you why I'm upset with you. But I came to the script. I had heard things that were alleged against you. And we see a flashback of Jaze, you know, telling Tia that Stacey lies. Yeah.

And she's like, can I give you the benefit of this? it out. All the while, she's calling me, and you need to have my back with these ladies, this now. I never said that. Oh, yes, you did. You called me. So Tia, so the Stacy's like, you're a liar. Well, why are you trying to hijack this conversation, Stacey? Because you're trying to build a case. Oh, go ahead. Well, if I will, if you just shut up for a second. Oh, you are not going to tell me to shut up. Well, as I was saying before, I was rudely interrupted. No, no, wait, who saw, who saw, okay, who saw, who saw, whatever you say.

Now, this is the real her. She just plays prim and proper. She's like, oh, I do not need to play Detroit. I am prim and proper. I've extended my manners. Now watch which side my folk is on the right side of the plate. That's called manners. You didn't extend any matters.

You didn't. You acted so un-ladylike. Oh, you don't want manners, and you shan't be getting my manners. Look at me holding my knife in the left hand. Suck it. Suck it. You want to fit in so bad, so bad, dear. Oh, you are the person that has been in this group for one year, and you still don't fucking fit in.

Oh, I said fucking, that's right. Where is the manners now? What does that say about you? And Jazzy's like, you can't go swearing in her event that this is not Juneteenth vibes. Yeah, you're a tryhard, just like your fashions, Tia. This is not Juneteeth vibes. Get your ass up out of my event. Oh, please.

I'm leaving this office break room now. I'm so sorry. Where else will I see a stack of Costco curing pods on display? You want to act on ladylike, then take your things and be gone. Tootle-do, I've had enough. Well, I have other things to do today, hmm? Get out. Tootles. Oh, fuck you.

Fuck you. Oh, my God. That was crazy. Yeah, well, that's her. And so Tia leaves, and she tells her by tenders. Well, I won't be buying anything from Stacy. She is trash, but you're great. Have a wonderful day. Does anyone want some fruit or refreshments?

Sillyness. Silly silliness. Well, also, like, Stacey should have let Tia have her time because, you know, Stacey was like, may I finish, may I finish? But then she interrupted Tia, like, left and right. So I didn't think, I did not think that was fair. But it looks like this fight will continue on for a while. We'll see what happens.

I think also because she had her friend there, you know, she had AJ there. So he was like, you were going to stick up for yourself. She's like, I am going to stick up for myself. So no matter what happened, she'd be, she'd end up being like, how dare you? How dare you? Yep. But fun episode.

Yeah, fun times. All right, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. We will be back a little later with some married to medicine action and tons of other stuff this week. So just keep on a common back. We'll talk to you soon. Bye.

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