Watch What Crappens - #3106 Married To Medicine S12E02: Give Em’ Heel

Episode Date: December 9, 2025

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Yeah. Everybody. So here we are. A little married to medicine. How you feel? Our first, I feel good. It's our first Heavenly episode. Heavenly is back.

Officially, well, she's a friend of. I didn't realize that last episode. I think you told me. And we had our first opening credits with Chad, you know, Heavenly. There was a little bit of a stir, I noticed, online, because I think is this the first season where Quad got second billing and people were saying no quad's always supposed to end the opening credit

yeah she's always supposed to be the last one but they moved her up to number two which was shocking um because she got she got higher billing than dr simone back to simone well i'm okay with her having higher billing i just like how the song normally goes and the song doesn't flow anymore it's been missing the flow for a while yeah ever since they changed it because it used to have that kind of sound almost like that conier song flashing lights. And it used to be like, dun,

ch-d-dun-ch-dun-d-d-dun. And now it's just like, dun-d-dun, dun, done, done, done. I'm like, I had the old one better. And it was more sing-songy.

It was like, Dr. Heavenly, Dr. Simone, Toya. I love what the voice would go up on Toya.

I'm like so mad that they took out that little sing-songy element. It's like, very tragic although i do like toria's pose in this one because she just looks hulking which i wouldn't describe toya as a hulking person but in this she really is i mean she's just like kind of like hunched bro she she looks like she looks like she's at a cash register and she just noticed that someone's taking a photo of her what are you doing what do you do what i'm trying to check out the grocery store what are you doing she's like or like you're doing something wrong and your mom

just caught you you know are you just like in the center yeah and you just see it and i cracked up i was like what is toya doing she's trying to look kind of like sexy or like like like yeah badass but instead she's just like giving a nasty look like you better put your phone away yeah no phones in class yeah it did have like that to it super weird so we start with mimi guys um we're her kids visit her at work It's very Mimi at the office. You know, I know you don't know me very well, but this is Mimi during office hours. And then Contessa calls her kid and threatens to take a dollar out of his allowance for every time he doesn't answer the phone. And then Simone is doing one of those very natural scenes with her employees where she's like,

Okay, tell me which doctor is better to work for? Me or Dr. Jackie? She's like, both. Okay, now which one of us is meaner? Me or Dr. Jackie? Both. And she's like, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, yes. You got it.

So the- I love a nice natural scene with some, um. I know, she's like, look at how well I treat my employees. So Toya has decided to set up a little thing by the pool. She's put out some Louis Vuitton towels and some Louis Vuitton pillows. And she, and Eugene comes home, and there's like a glass of, wine set out for him and a note.

That's like, don't make me out of the pool. He reads it. He's like, hey, honey, hope your drive was peaceful. Love you, come outside. Hey, do you see my dog, Eugene? He's like, yeah, can we have sex? But I loved her whole, like, oh my God, did you see my note? Like, she does that squeal thing and he's like, yep, I saw that.

Okay, let's go back inside then. What was this? I don't know. What was this glorious setup for outside that led to nowhere. But yeah, he wants to bang because he's tired and he just works all the time. And she's like, okay, yeah, we're not going to do that. So sorry.

And she's like, I'm tired just listening to it. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I can't even talk about it being orly. He's like, well, you better untire yourself. No, that's not going to happen. He's like, okay, well, what's been going on since, like, how was Steve and Mimi's party? Well, it actually was like a really cute event, but like they gave like,

drinks to a hole. It was like a glory hole, but for drinks, but I like, didn't like the drinks. So, like, that was pretty fun. And I feel like, you know, we haven't been together in a while, Eugene. So, and I hate the fact that even the heavenly wasn't there. It's odd because she, she always shows up. So heavenly, then we go over to Heavenly's house because now everybody's like, uh-oh, why isn't Heavenly here? It's because her son was arrested. I didn't realize the son was arrested years ago. I did not realize that either. Yeah, so who cares? He got away with it. Why are we bringing it back up now? That's what I say.

It's very morose over there. Things are very serious and sad. Well, to be fair, it's also Daddy. Daddy is like a little bit more monotone. Who's just looking very confused and looking around and trying to lie to Heavenly. And then it's Heavenly and her, I'm going to fucking murder you slash I'm running for office voice. So she's like, hey, nanny. I just wanted to show you something I'm working on, Daddy.

You see what I'm doing, Daddy? I just want to be your next day representative in District. 93. You know I was serious about running, daddy. Did you know, Danny? Oh, that is a terrifying tone of voice. If Heavenly ever takes that tone of voice with you, run. Yeah, if she's in her falsetto, whenever she's in her falsetto, be careful. She's like, Hey, Daddy. You want to see? You want to see my campaign? You want to see my campaign? And he's like, I knew you were serious. Yeah. I knew you were serious. Yes. I am running for office. And I am more than just a dentist. I am an author, a public speaker, an entrepreneur.

And I have real estate license and this goes on and on and on and I'm bold and I'm smart and I'm ready at your mama stupid You're like, whoa, whoa, heavenly She does, but she's keeping this baby voice. I'm like is she going to do this the whole season? Because she's running for office Like, please don't neuter Heavenly. I need my Heavenly here. Okay, but she comes back out later She goes back very quickly and easily and he's just terrified. He's like, I just feel so confident that you're going to do well, baby. She's like, well, I'm really support. I'm really happy to have your support, Damon. I really am, baby. He's like, this is just another step, but we've done big steps before.

Right, baby? Please don't come near me. What do you mean? Come near you, Daddy. I'm just trying to get near you, Daddy. Go close to me. Baudoo. I love her Muppet voice. So, Toya is like, we go back, and Toya's like, so guess what? Jackie made a joke that Heavenly is running for a vice president, but apparently if the Heavenly is running for State Representative

or some shit like that, like, that like, what? And Eugene's like, what? Yeah, I'm that serious. Huh? Yeah. I mean, how could we do her campaign and ignore the fact that she's messy as hell? We see like a very robust montage of having to be like, right?

You're like, fuck you. And you don't leave no one. And it's like so many clips. You're mama. It's like 20 minutes of heavenly just being a nightmare. It was so funny. I watched it three times. And then it ends, and Tori goes,

Vote for heavenly. Who? And Eugene's like, well, given the current climate of people wanting to say whatever they want to say and do whatever they want to do and getting elected, she's got a shot. I mean. She does have a shot. Yes.

She does. And Tori is like, don't you think we should help heavily with a campaign? And he's like, no, no, no, no, no. I have to believe in a campaign to help it. Which is funny because, you know, Tori meant, like, let's destroy that out. assholes campaign. Like just keep rolling the clip we just rolled over and over again. Hey daddy. Do you want to look at my website? Do you like my website? He's like yo mama.com.

Yeah, I thought that'd be kind of a fun thing for the running for office. You're just ready daddy. It says it says vote for me motherfucker motherfucker.org. Daddy. Now you know we're public figures right and I'm running for office now and I know that what affects you and affects all of our children and it affects me but remember I told you about buddy and like what happened and it's unfortunate but baby like you can't keep secrets for me and like don't ever tell me you don't ever tell me anything and if I have to learn about my son being arrested on social media what else is out there she's like she has a sweet like you know she wants to lay

into him and she's being all sweet like oh I'm just your nice little wife and I'm running for office and she was like daddy you know she wants to rip him a new one And she's like, well, when I first found out the news about Damon Jr. on Twitter, my heart dropped. My heart just dropped. Y'all don't know the feeling that it would take to see your son being arrested. I just love him so much. And she's, her voice is just getting softer and softer. She's like, we can't have no secrets, baby. That's not a secret. She goes, but you didn't tell me. He's like, well, I mean, you know, it wasn't like, you know, months and years went by. It was his dad, because it happened in 2022. It got on the internet years later.

Come on now. That's crazy. That's also so fucked up of Damon. Like, I don't trust Dr. I've never trusted Dr. Daddy. I'm sorry. He does withhold stuff. Like, I don't know.

And he's like, a woman should be in the kitchen. And so now he's like, oh, like, oh, it's not like I held it back for years when it was literally years. And he's like, I told you before. She's like, did you? He's like, I mean, I think so. I think I did. Well, either way, I do what I did what I did. If anyone has an opinion on it, they can say whatever they want.

I'm like, well, I think Heavenly has an opinion on it. And she's about to say some things. And wait until the cameras go down because she will say plenty, sir. But I love that he's so dumb. He's just like, but I'm pretty sure I told you. Yeah. Heavenly just forgot that her son was arrested. Yeah.

Yeah, just overlooked that little detail. Yeah. So he was like, but I could take care of it. But you didn't take care of it in the sense that I'm finding out about it years later on social media. So where is he now? Why did he leave? Is it something I did, Damon? He won't come see us?

Why won't he come see his mom? Well, this is hilarious too. Why was there something else? He won't come see his mom. And then she goes, well, when I heard the news, I probably got too angry with my son. And I don't remember what I said, but there was probably a lot of cussing. And a lot of profanity was there. And he just got a stuff together.

And he left the house. and I have not physically seen him in months. I'm like, you cursed him out, and you said the worst possible things about him. You probably said that he was a loser and he was never going to amount to anything. It doesn't matter how many months he shadows you in the dental practice, he'll never amount to anything more

than like, you know, a piece of tin foil. She probably says something like that and he's like, I'm out of here. She's like, I don't know what they said. Yeah. I don't remember there was probably some cursing. Oh, okay. And David's like, well,

Babe, you know, hon, buddy, sometimes things happen and we don't want them to happen, you know? And if I could have looked into the future, can you make him come see his mommy, baby? Can you make him come see his mommy, buddy? No, no, buddy, I can't. Only God can. I don't know why he feels the way he does, but he does have the imprint of a wooden spoon on his forehead still. He's got tire tracks over his back, so I'm not really sure. But when he does come back, I'll be there, buddy. ready to hug him.

I miss him so much, Daddy. He's my sweetheart. My giant failure of a son, sweetheart, Daddy. Okay, okay, buddy. Let's calm down. Wow, this heavenly, just barely keeping it in. That was fascinating. Yeah.

So we go from one problematic child to another. In this case, the problematic child is a building. Contestant Scott are checking the progress. of the giant building they decided to build and they uh basically it's still obviously nothing's changed because we only visited last weekend it was far from being ever done they're walking around and it's like oh my god they're behind schedule yada yada yada it's they they bought this place in 2023 and they have like tons of rooms it costs 1.2 million and the construction cost is now up to 400,000 and it's going higher and higher

best part of this is this a designer they have named Amanda who's just like oh hi I brought some samples to look at they're like oh yeah love samples love it so let's let's go so how long do you think this is going to take to get finished she's like oh well I'd give him at least two months two months and he's like yeah two months I mean that's provided the contractors ready I mean you've been saying two weeks for three months you know and contest is like yeah I mean we moved out of our old space so I mean what is it I mean we're kind of homeless okay our clinic is and this lady is just getting more and more uncomfortable. So then they start fighting over the lady and using her as like the middleman. And Scott's like, well, you know, it's going to take some time. She's like, we don't

have time. Do we? This lady's just like, uh, I'm just the designer. I'm not the contractor. Why are you guys telling me about time? It's not her fault. Why do you call this poor woman to get mad at her? It's not her deal. I know. And they keep on like, they're telling her everything. They're like, well, we took out $150,000. And like, now I'm only getting this much per week. And I've got a wake up at five in the morning. She's like, uh-huh. And I'm just saying, I mean, look, if we spend $1.8 million, I mean, that's the price of the building. I mean, wow, we double. I mean, this is just crazy. What's in our bank account now? And she's like, okay, well, I'm just going to leave these paint samples here. You can just look at and decide your pantone later.

Okay, thank you. I know. They're like, well, we took out all this money and how are we going to pay back all this money? We're not going to be able to pay back all this money. How are we even going going to get this open? I mean, we don't know when it's going to open. We're broke. We are broke we are homeless we're going to be living in our car you know all she hears is we're not paying you that's all she can hear is i don't have money to pay for these tiles okay so this is not the woman you want to be complaining to you too uh and then contessa says that uh oh yeah one of our friends is interested in renting one of the spaces we have back there so it turns out that uh eugene wants to rent some space and i'm like what could possibly go wrong renting out space to eugene with

toia in there like surely this will be great for the friendship oh yeah toy i toy Toya is going to be easy squeeze. That's all you need to think. Here's what's going to happen. Toya's going to buy like another five sets of Louis Vuitton towels. Eugene's going to get behind. And then he's going to like be behind on rent one time. And then Scott and Contessa, who are now, they're also in financial, what is it,

areas? They are like, well, we need your rent. And then they evict them. And it becomes the whole thing. It becomes a fight. I mean, we already see in two seasons from now, we know what the big fight is going to be. We see it like, Andy Cohen, you know, at the reunion being like, is there any way forward for you to? It's all right there.

Yeah. Pretty much. And so they have this moment where they're walking through it together. And she's like, can you believe? Look at all we've accomplished. We are basically doctors in the Beverly Hills of Atlanta. I'm like, finish the place. Just finish the place.

Okay. You need to do this scene at the end of the season when this is all finished. And then it will be. I'll be right there with you. Like, yes, open it. And Toya will be back there. Like, hey, wait a minute. We did a shower back here.

Can we get a shower back here? It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. Speaking of Toya, now we go to Atlanta cosmetic urology with Toya and Simone. And so they had to look up urology. now that's weiner that's like private parts right yeah i assumed it was vaginal rejuvenation that was about to happen but me too i thought we were going to get some some vaginal smoothing or something man i don't know what you do to those things but i thought we were going to get that too but no it's

botox and stuff yeah microneadling at first i was like do you microneedle your vagina i actually had to look up urology because i was like do i even know what urology is and it is what i thought so I was like, well, make my wiener pretty. What am I here for? Don't microneedle my face. Get to work on the wiener. Okay, I don't even care what you do. Do we give it a cuter nose?

I mean, I don't know. I want to see what they could do with it. All those things. So they show up and they're making small talk about like their outfits and everything and getting like micro abrasion and all that stuff. And Brandy comes out. Brandy is a new cast member. She's a nurse practitioner.

And she is like, thank you for coming to conquer Cosmese. which I don't know why I conquer is such a funny why is that funny to me like ah I finally conquered it I got my microdermibration I conquered that angry 11 on my forehead I conquered it so she she's like I take care of all your injectable needs Botox filler micro-needling chemical peals cool sculpting laser hair removal taking over countries and giving them to to conquerors You know, we, but I'm just so busy because I'm also a wife and a mother of four. When I say days are challenging, it's an understatement. I'm sorry, could I get someone with less of a schedule to do my Botox?

I don't want you stressed out where you're sticking needles in my face. I want a lazy person who does nothing but Botox. I'm really glad that also Brandy has taken from the new Bravo cast member playbook by announcing that things are really busy at home. God, kids, got to get them to school. I do everything. Got to make breakfast. Got to get kids to school. Got to prepare everything.

Got to go to work. It's like a, it's nonstop work for me. I'm like, we can just skip this. It's every cast member of Bravo announces this and we get it. And I'm not taking away from it. But like the effect is not as strong anymore, you know, like 20 years into the Real Housewives era and Real Housewives-esque shows. It's like, we get it. You have a job and even kids.

You're busy. So we then find out. that before she opened her med spa, she worked with Dr. Damon. She was a nurse practitioner at his practice doing interventional pain. So she's always going to be excited for it. Like she's always going to be on his side. So then she's like,

okay, well, normally, you know, put two people in a room. And Torres was like, but we did have a Fredbow bet. Okay.

Yeah. So they're going to have, they're going to shoot some sort of scene. And it starts off with Toya saying like, by the way, after we left the event the other day, I went home and I had a dream that quad and her boo king, they were house shopping. And I was like, why are you in my neighborhood?

And then she was like, we're thinking by him. That was my dream. And Brandy's like, well, you know when you have dreams like that, they typically come true. What? You know, real estate dreams. If you dream that, I think it's very specifically quad dreams. If you have a dream that quad's going to move to your neighborhood, she will arrive. I love a Botox person who's just also like really, you know, spiritual.

She's like, your dreams are coming true. That dream about Quad, that's what it means it's coming true. Just do my Botox, okay? So far I've had to hear about your kids, your busyness, and your dream reads, okay? Just do my Botox and let me go, okay? And also put lollipops in the front. We're not all on a fucking diet all the time. It's so funny, I had a dream that Quad was going to get a Starbucks, and I'm pretty sure she probably got a Starbucks today.

So it's, Brandy's right, these dreams really do come true about Quad. Psychic. So they start making all this small talk. but then Toya gets an emergency call from Ashton and we find out so she tells Simone she said she put the dog outside on the housekeeper she said she put Bailey's outside to pee and she said I promise you I just went back inside to get the clothes and the washing out of the washing machine and the dryer and she said when I came back she was in the pool drowned that is so fucking sad that's crazy so sad but then later Toya tells us the story is that Toya put the dog out before she left and that the the lady was supposed to let the dog back in. So I guess they just forgot the dog out there. I mean, either way. So, so sad.

Oh, my God. Yeah, it sounds like it was probably a pretty standard ritual in the house that, like, let the dog out. The dog will pee, you know, walk around the yard or something. And then the dog will come back to the door. Well, come back. I'm like, you know, make noise that the dog wants to come back in. But I'm so sad. And it's like, you know, Bravo, every time and then Bravo catches these moments.

And it's like really sad. It's like I've always a very kind of powerful thing. I mean, and so she tells us, and she had the dog for 18 years, and like, she just loved Bailey's and, you know, it's so, I'm actually kind of glad that that toy, I didn't have to be the one to discover this poor dog in the pool because that probably would have, like, totally destroyed her, you know. Oh, my gosh. So, guys, this is very sad, but don't worry. It's Bravo. So we're going to have a dog funeral. Don't worry.

I know. That's where it's going to go next. Yeah. So now the next commercial, we go to commercial, we come back. And now everyone, I mean, this is a quick, this moved quickly because now the next thing is everyone's showing up at the church for this funeral for Bailey's. Their shooting seems to be weird this season, right? Because this one seems like it took a long time between this last scene and this scene. And then later they have a sexy scene.

And she's like, well, we haven't seen each other since that last party. So it seems like they're taking like a couple weeks between group scenes, which is weird, no? I can't tell what's going on because when there's also seen. the guys later on and they were so sloppy about the scene because we see the scene it starts off kind of like at dusk and then they're talking the guys are talking and it's getting darker and darker and then it's like obviously nighttime and then all of a sudden eugene's like let's light in the mood guys and then it becomes dusk again i was like you cannot change the lighting like that like bravo we see the light like we can see light in the sky we see when we see when the surrounding lights are

off versus on. I'm like, you're really going to just go back in time within the shoot and act like this is like how the events happened. So I don't know what's going on. It doesn't make it. Did you see that? Did you notice how like the lighting changed in that scene? I just, it's Bravo. So I'm like, the sun comes up. It goes down. It goes up. It comes down like 10 times in the scene. I'm like, I'm like, they talked so long. It became daytime again. I'm like, you can't go, you can go from a daytime scene. Like, you can have the conversation started at daytime and then go to nighttime, but you cannot go back to daytime once it's nighttime in the same scene. It doesn't work like that.

Well, thankfully, something that is not weird is Heavenly. I really thought Heavenly was going to come back and do this politician thing through the whole episode or the whole season, but she doesn't. She comes back and she's Heavenly and she's like, well, I didn't miss Mimi's Polo Classic, but evidently my name was still in Toya's mouth, so I was there in spirit. And I don't want to read the bitch too bad already, but you talk about me? I'm going for your dead-ass dog. Yes, she's back.

My queen is here. So they all bring their dogs. Fucking Heavenly. Yeah. Comes out of the gate swinging for the dead dog. You got to love her. So Simone and Cecil arrive with their dogs. And Torres like, your dogs don't have white outfits.

She's like, girl, cry. So, and Heavenly is like, Brandi, do you want to bat my dog? You want to bat my dog? As a brandy goes to pet the dog, the boss, she's like, okay. Dogs can smell thyroids. Dr. Jackie, stay out of this. So they start to eulogize Bailey's.

Eugene's kind of like, yeah, I know it's silly to go to a funeral for a dog, but like, you know, she was like a family member and she taught us so much. And Mimi is, Mimi tells us, she's like, when Steve and I first met, Steve had his four-pound Yorkie, and his new name was, his name was Louis, hence Louis Vuitton. He's really into Louis Vuitton. It's an ongoing struggle for me, but whatever. And we lost Louis this year, so I understand it. That's my way of saying, like, hello, I lost a dog.

Where's my love? Okay, do I get a hug? I lost an extremely fashionable dog, okay? I lost a premium brand dog, so I get it. And Toya gives a speech, and she's like, you know, I was nervous because, you know, the last day I saw Bailey's, she was nervous because she pooped on the rug and she thought she was going to get in trouble. But instead that day, I cleaned up the poop and I didn't say anything to her about it.

I just hit Eugene instead. For the rest of the day, she just stared at me like waiting for me to say something. But thankfully, God is good because I didn't because I wouldn't want that of her to be her last thought of me. I'm like, oh. I'm sad. Oh, my God. That's really sad. She was like very, I felt, I felt, I felt.

So sad. It was so sad. This feels a lot from me, this scene, because I have an elderly man. Look, he could be gone already the way he, every episode, that's what he's doing these days. He's just like, look, he literally puts his head under the pillow now. He's like, I'm done, you guys. This is hard watching all these sad dogs. I was thinking about you.

It's a few shows in a week. Leave me alone. Southern Charm had the Chauncy thing, too. Just get off my ass. But I will say now the opening credits makes. sense because Toya's stance, the opening credits, is very much like, did you just poop on the rug? That's the day they came to shoot titles. So she says, when a dog passes, people say they like to go away from their owners.

And so she tells herself that the dog, you know, came and gave a run around the neighborhood. And she's like, you guys are good. I can go now. And I'll just like that Toya, no matter how sad the scene is, Toria can always bring it around. Like all she wanted was for me to get this house. Yeah, the dog was finally ready for me to get my new house. Like, Toria, it's still about your house.

The dog's like, it's been 12 seasons. I think this is the house. Okay, good luck, everyone. Bye. So it was generally sad. You know me. I'm not a dog person, but I can still respect that when you lose a pet, it is really so sad.

And it's like, it's really like, it's, I felt bad for sweet Toya. Yeah. So then we go over to Toya driving with Contessa, and Contessa is like, oh, my God, you guys are going to have a space from us? This is so exciting if you guys are patient enough to give us more time. She's like, wait a minute, how much more time? She's like, two weeks when she was just told two months. The cycle of abuse continues.

Two weeks, two weeks, weeks. It's been two weeks since I looked at the office. So Toya says, well, my husband and I relocated a space for recharge. wellness to start the business yield but it was always going to be a temporary space and honestly i don't think contessa and scott will be bad landlords what could possibly go wrong nothing can go wrong i'm like yep yep yep yep we'll put it in on that one yeah um so contessa is so they're going to some sexy event thing yes and they have to dress very sexy and wearing heels and stuff so getting it over quickly by the way the the annual dr jack

does something with vibrators or sexiness thing like dr jackie is really she's really into it she loves this but i'm like it's every single season that's like it's either the vibrators it's the sexy whatever this was this was like sexy dancing sexy strutting i don't know but this is i'm glad we're just sort of move we're sort of getting all the stuff out of the way early this season like the simone and quad fight and now the dr jacky event like if they went and went down to Jamaica and did their couples therapy in episode three, I'd be like, fantastic, fantastic. Now we can get to new stuff. Let's just get it rolling.

So Toria doesn't even want to go to a Jackie event because there's no liquor. And Contest is like, um, hello, I brought liquor in my back. We're fine. So Simone's like, well, I don't know what the hell is up for tonight because Jackie knows I'm like Bozo the clown in my heels. I would rather sit at a bar and have a cocktail. But we are at the dance studio. So the ladies start arriving, and Toy is like, we're going to have cocktails.

You know I brought cocktails. You did not. Contessa did. So they even brought, like, cups out of their purse that she starts passing around. So they, yeah, they start drinking and everything. And Simone is like, I am about to get my freak on for the sisterhood. So Jackie shows up and she gives a plant to Toya and quad shows up and heavenly goes up. She shows up and she's like, so how are we all doing everyone?

And Jackie's like, today is about dealing with the stuff that we haven't been dealing with, which in Brandy's case is her enlarged neck. But I also want to have fun. And so I'm going to let you all take it away. Desiree, come on in here and teach everyone how to dance in a sexy way. Now, Desiree is the one that you might notice was in here dancing alone just for the camera. when no one else was here just because she's a braggart and a show off. Desiree, do it for, do it for Simone.

Do it for Simone. Okay, you can stop your sexy dancing. So, so then they do like some heels movement. And so they're all doing different. They're all doing it. It's like a wacky, sexy scene. It's like a sexy dancing scene. So meanwhile, guys, I don't know what you've been wondering,

but I've been over here wondering. what do the husbands think so let's go to a husband thing the husbands are meeting up for dad talk and um steve is like whoa guys you missed a great event okay wish you all could have made it there you missed a great event for the sanders pillow classic it was nice it was nice i wore a crazy suit the yellow suit with a fedora that had some louvaton scarf wrapped around the top and everyone agreed it was the most fashionable thing of 2025 so all the husbands are like well it was pretty tame and Randy's husband says it's not usually tame and they're like

oh, welcome to the show sucker. I know yeah, like yeah, this is, that's not like, it doesn't go that way so now we go back to the dance studio and Jackie's like, all right ladies, so I wanted to see how we could all talk about being better people, better friends

because guess what? We're going to heal the sisterhood for the 12th year in a row. We're going to heal it. This time it's going to stick. Okay. So I have a few questions I've written down that will definitely bring people closer So here's the first one. I'd also like to point out that none of these are questions through all statements. Here we go.

I snooped through my husband's phone when he's in the shower. Oh, yeah, that's me. Whenever he's there, I snoop. I don't give a shit. I could look. I want to know. I want to know, okay? I was raised in the household with some people cheated. Yeah, I'm not going to say no names, dad, mom. But like mama said, don't go look. You won't, you know, because if you go

looking and you find it, you better be ready to react. Well, I stay ready. It's like, oh, my God. Tori is just always ready to catch Eugene. Yeah. By the way, did you notice that Eugene, listen, this man's not going to cheat. And let me tell you why. He's got two of everything.

Did you notice that outside he has two green eggs, which is crazy. That's a lot of meats. What? Yes. He has two right next to each other. The smokers, the green egg smokers, he's got two right next to each other. And then when they went inside and you saw, because you know I'm a counter lover. I love counter.

space and so i was like oh my god they've got so much shit on their counters in there they had two instapots right next to each other who are you all cooking for that's a lot of people you're a four-person family what what are you doing over there they're gonna give charles oakley some ideas he's like wait a second so first thing i thought of he's gonna outdo me in my my my strike a known at brussels brussels well i thought that that meant he wouldn't get divorced but then i was like wait maybe he is going to get divorced because he's already ready to split everything up so he's got two of everything i don't know whichever way you look at it that man shops two green eggs that he must be he must be having barbecues like big barbecues yeah

he loves a barbecue yeah that's crazy though two green eggs yeah okay so um Toria snoops through the phone. Okay, so then Jack is like, okay, let's make it a little more personal. We've only got this studio for one more sexy dance. So Simone would not have gone to Quads party regardless of when the invitation was sent. There you go. Very natural question. So then Simone goes, that is not true.

But when you invite me the day of, you don't really want me there. So glad we're going over this again. It's a very important fight to have for 20 hours in a row. So then we go back to the guys and Angel's husband's like, okay, guys, give me some advice. I'm just a rookie here with my new wife. And Eugene's like, well, the wives, when they get together, you know, sometimes they keep it a little too real.

So you've got to move a little stealthy with the ladies, all right? Because remember, they're ladies and we're men. They don't have any sense and we have all the sense. Okay. Yeah. And Cecil goes, that's a good word. I like that. And Eugene's like, you know, hey, you two need to like, hey, hey, if you, you guys need to be friends or you guys need to get together.

This is ridiculous. Like, don't do that. Don't, don't try to like get in the way. That doesn't work. It never works. Like, yeah, it doesn't work. Doesn't work whatsoever. So then the guy, Angel's husband's like, but what, what, what, what, but I mean, so what I was going to ask is like, what's the best approach.

Okay. Well, first of all, you have to. tell your wife, I support you. Okay, that's number one. I'm on your side. And he goes, but what if she's wrong? Be on her side. And stay on her side, no matter what.

Eugene kept something, he keeps something like, just be on her side. You can maybe find a little crack in there and then try to get some reason in there, but be on her side. And it keeps, every time he says this, it keeps cutting to Curtis, like more and more angry and upset. Because, of course, Curtis does not

like the idea of, you know, blind loyalty to the stuff that Toya says because she just went on TV and said that Curtis has his hands on everyone's asses. Yeah. So Scott's like, well, you know, you just kind of pulled what she's doing wrong all the time. And Eugene's like, yes, whatever she's saying, maybe, you know, add your little nugget of reason if you can, but then stand back because you will die. So then we go to the women and Quad's like, well, I invited you to the birthday and I made light of the situational. And Toya's like, but that wasn't even a real invitation. That was the shade of it. Well, because she shaded me first. Someone's like, but you go and drag me on

TV. Don't point your finger at me. You, you did it. You shaded me first. You shaded me first. You shaded me first. Do not get your life together and do not point at me. My life is already together. Simone, why? Why are you so upset, Simone? My life is together. Why are you so upset? My life is together. Why are you so upset, Simone? All my life is good, but you drag me and you're getting that shit back. If you hurt me, I'm gonna come out and I am punching. But you're not the only motherfucker that can swing though.

I have tried with you, Simone. I have tried. And I don't even know what's the problem. There was a time where you were shutting me out with the group. Yeah, okay. Here's the thing. Here's the thing that's missing.

These two ladies, they actually love each other. The more they all together, the more they love each other. Everybody just rolls her eyes. And she's like, hold my hand, hold it Simone, hold it like you care. Because Simone, I care about you. I was hurt by you, and I hurt you.

And I'm going to say that to you. And I want you to hear you. what I'm saying, Simone, I want you to receive it, and I apologize for hurting you, and I hate that we are here. I own that I hurt you. Would I mean that from the bottom of my heart? Now, how do you feel, how do you feel, Simone? I can cry too. I oftentimes am functioning out of hurt and anger that you have shut me out, and you have it as you're right, and I don't feel like I deserve it. I don't feel like I deserve it.

So I'm going to leave it right there, dears, tears, tears. And Angel's like, this is sisters through, this is sisters, this is what sisterhood is. Okay, well, Angel, you've learned the key word,

so that's good. So Simone's like, I don't want to be at odds with the quad. It's just, you know, it's good to get it out and now I can say how I'm feeling. And hopefully we will never

have to circle back and discuss this shit again. I'm like, well, you're the one who's in control of that. Because you're the one who brings it up over and over and over again. I know, Jackie's like, at least we don't have to talk about it anymore.

Until you write it down on another goddamn car. I like that Brandy was like, oh, God, this is like watching soap operas where they're like, I hate you, you die. I love you. And then it cuts to Simone and Quadream. I love you, Simone. So, um,

stupid. Back on. It's so stupid, but so dependable. Every year it could make me laugh. So back outside with the men's, Curtis is like, well, we're sitting here having a conversation about how uneasy we feel when people say stuff about our characters and we all agree that doesn't put you in a good place. But now when wives start to put stuff out there in the media that's untrue about somebody

in this group, we've got to deal with that. Hint, hint, fill in the blanks. And I heard Eugene just say, I'm going to support her whether she's wrong or right. I mean, we can't do that. If I know my wife is putting something out there that's not true, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. Well, she is putting something out there that's not true, where she said that Toya sat on your lap. So you're not telling her not to say that. I mean, Curtis, I'm sorry, but you've been a pig on this show, okay?

You put Toya in your lap, you're inappropriate with the women, and you cheated on your wife. And then you show up in that, that goddamn old-fashioned car every single time. T-T cruiser, whatever the fuck you're in. I can't deal with the flames on it. Your midlife crisis, car. Please. But also, you're not married to Toya. And, like, I feel like, I feel like, like Eugene has to be like, yes, you're right,

Toya. Yes, you're right. Because if he doesn't, like, his life is hell for the next, like, month. Yeah. And Eugene's like, well, okay, well, I don't have that experience because my wife's not putting anything out that's not true. And he's like, well, we know you didn't respond to it. You saw it and didn't respond.

And that's got to end. And Steve is like, well, what Curtis is saying is there has to be a certain level of accountability we hold our wives to. Okay, good luck with that. How about not come on their show and give your opinion about every little thing? I don't want to hear it from the men. Okay. It's every season with these men. Like, okay, guys, women are crazy.

How to deal with the locals in our life. Every time. He's like, spouses are supposed to have those conversations with them and let them know. And if you're in the wrong, you're in the wrong. I'm like, okay, so can we have a conversation? about that fedora from last week then see no kidding you're in the wrong you're in the wrong yes with your louis yes look at the husbands you've got that one then you've got curtis the cheater then you've got um eugene who i really can't say much for eugene except he overbys green eggs and then you've got

curtis who's like slowly you know devolving into alcoholism right before our eyes the man built a bar in his basement is oh cecil cecil cecil cecil i always get to well he also spent on this show, I'm sorry. Remember, he spent $35,000 on that upstart for, like, kids to... Yes, for kids to have jobs. What was that called? Like, kid work or something where the kids should have been called Kids Incorporated. A kid sign, and then the adults go online and hire kids.

And everyone's like, ooh, it's a little human trafficking. Don't love that. King, I mean, I think King is more or less okay right now, but I'm sure. or something will come up. But King just basically sits there's like, what are you guys talking about? So then he's good. King is smart.

He's playing this whole thing right where he's like, you're all crazy, but I still love you, you know? I also feel like King is like younger and he's just like, look at all these like dads. These old guys like talk. You know,

when people have reached a certain age, everyone becomes like a, you know, like a preacher. And they just start basically declaring like, this is how you got to do things. I'm saying that as someone who's, I was going to say I feel attacked all the time but we're at the age but like King is looking around like these guys don't know what they're not going to amount so so so then so Curtis is basically like you I don't like what your wife is saying about me that's what he's basically saying and Eugene just pivots you say hey hey hey let's just lighten the mood let's literally light the mood okay it's daytime again everyone it's daytime hey so um so Toya says that heaven leads running for something.

What's you running for, Damon? He's like, she's looking at state's representative because she's going to do her thing. And I never saw her in politics, but she's smart. She's influential. She's got, you know, she's got me so I can make it work. So it's going to be really good. Yeah, you're a little bit of a lot.

He's going to wear a little hat with a brim. And King's like, that's the key right there. And so they're like, you got our vote, which is a lie. So then we go back to Heavenly. and the other ladies and Heavenly is like, before we go, I just have to bring it up. I heard that a lot of people have comments and questions about things I was doing and things going on in my life and I'm running for a state representative

and I feel like somebody has to stand up especially in my district and my community because they're not being heard over the sound of the drills. I have offered to turn the drill sounds down. So first, Toya, what I would ask you, if you have any questions, let me know and I can tell you. Uh, when I thought that you were running for anything, the first thing I thought about was, wow. She doesn't even know how to maintain her relationships in their friend group. Well, um, a question is, do you know what a state representative does, Toria? Uh, sorry, go ahead.

Well, I'm going to go back to your other question. I absolutely thought it was a joke. Oh, okay. So do you know what they do? Do you know what they do, Toyer? I don't give a fuck. I won't give a fuck. I know you don't.

I know I know you don't. But what I'm telling you is that a state representative would be you, okay? That wouldn't be you no matter what they do, okay? And she's like, no, no, because you can't even hear the people. You can't even hear them. Please understand the African American people are underrepresented, and I am the perfect representative for them. I'm the people, bitch, and I am not voting for you. You know what a state representative does?

Do you know what it does? Heavenly. Yes, yes. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. And it ain't you, okay? Uh-uh. It ain't you. It'll never be you. It'll never be you. The ah. You don't know. You don't know. The ah. Sorry, I leave my fucking kid's name out of your mouth, Toya. Your voice starts to come down. Leave my kids out of your name, Toya. Leave her kids out of my mouth. Well, I'm glad you brought that up because I was just going to ask you how you was doing, bitch. How could I leave that out of my life when you dog our entire families? And she's, they're holding her back.

They're like making a huge while in front of Toya. Toya's like, for the last 10 years, you've done nothing but talk about me and mine. So welcome and enjoy what it feels like. I mean, as if Toya also is not talk shit about everyone. I mean, this is like the messiest duo on Bravo. Totally's like, I dogg on stuff that you bring to the table. And I know a lot about your family. And I never said anything, Toya.

Oh, well, I don't bring that shit to the table. I wouldn't bring that to the table. This bitch is making me out crazy. Kadasa's like, I told you we should have had a group hug. We had a group hug. Wouldn't have happened. So, yeah, it ends with Heavenly being like, oh, I know lots of shit on you, Toya.

And it's about to come out if you don't watch your ass. Which is basically. Basically what you want to hear your state politician, your state representative say. I would vote for her. I'm going to move to that town just to vote for her. I would vote for Heavenly. I think that she is a very smart woman. And I would love to see her, you know, like curse out some of the stodgy old politicians

that are probably undermining her and her constituents. That would be good times. All right, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. will be back tomorrow with some below deck Mediterranean and a bonus episode for the trailer trash of Summerhausen on Patreon.

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