Watch What Crappens - #3116 RHOP S10E11 Part One: This House Is Not a Home

Episode Date: December 15, 2025

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Happens. Watch what crappes. Watch what happens when there's so wild. What's what's crap is a lot of crap is. Oh, when you don't need to be a crappin. Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is. Hello and welcome to Oswald Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about.

I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today fresh off some fresh cookies that he made with his family. It's Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Good. Second Christmas party of the season, baby. second cookie party. Well, good.

And, you know, speaking of cooking, we are really excited about this because tonight on Crappy Hour, none other than Alison Roman is joining us. If you love to cook, you better join in for this one. Alison Roman is the author of several cookbooks. And very personal favorite dining in.

Dining in, I love Nothing Fancy. And she has a new one out called Something from Nothing. And honestly, like, her recipe is all kind of just slap. She is, she does great work. And she's going to join us for some crappy hour tonight, which is so exciting. Yes, I will be fan-girling out, but I'm doing it right now. And then when we do crappy hour, I'm going to act like, yeah, I'm like, totally cool. Like, like what?

Like, talking with, like, iconic cookbook authors. Like, this is like nothing for me, guys. Right. I can't wait to see you acting totally cool. You're going to be like, so, well, I'll just, uh, yeah, Allison, Allison, Allison. That's so nice to meet you. Um, it's like, um, like totally cool.

Yes, I like Brooklyn, right? Um, I'll play cool like this. Yeah. The only thing more exciting for me would be of Niagara Garden. Hey, what's it like being on the biggest channel on the internet, YouTube? But we're gonna ask your questions about, questions about you know well all sorts of questions but i'm going to ask her us about also like if you want to throw together a tv viewing party like what kind of snacks and stuff do you want to put out

for people things like that so come join us yeah i mean you never know spoiler that anti-spoiler alert because you wouldn't want to put out spoiled food my right fresher alert tip one from alison roman don't feed your guests like bad food don't feed your guests like expired food I'm like oh my god genius but anyway that's tonight and that is a lot it is live um so come join us on youtube patreon instagram it's simulcast to all those places that's going to be at 530 on the west coast 830 on the east coast um barring any sort of calamity so that is what's happening then we also have our amazon live and that's going to be at 4 p.m on the east coast 7 p.m. on 4 p.m. on the west Coast, 7 p.m. on the East Coast.

So it's a whole big live thing. So come join us for all of those experiences. Thank you very much. It's a lot of going live this evening. But right now, we are doing the Real Housewives of Potomac season 10, episode 11. Leases up, giddy up. Yes. And we open up at Tia's house.

And she's gathering things together. And she's like, okay, Papa, do you want to help me take these items to the car? And she's just basically asking her son to bring stuff to the car because she will be hosting some sort of polo event for the ladies to go to. Big horse season. Big horse season on Sunday nights. We've got the last horse thing they did where they watched horses run around in a circle. Today they're going to watch horses to do the polo thing. On Mary Dew Medicine, we had the polo party, whatever the hell that was.

Oh, yeah. Lots of horses. Guys, it's a big, it's big. Bravo wants you to get a horse. Salt Lake City talking about buying horses. Everybody is into horses. Fanderpump rules. That girl has a horse named Oreo.

Huge horse season. I think Bravo this season was like, guys, guess what we're doing to close out 20, 25? We're talking horses. Every fucking show. Does NBCU just raise horses and they need to sell some? What's happening? Well, I do think that NBC is the network partner for the Kentucky Derby. So that all makes sense now.

Yeah, horses are like so in. Horses are very on trend for Bravo. They're like big right now. Yeah. Yeah, horses are like amazing. So, yeah, she's going to be doing this polo event thing. And her brother is joining Daigi. And she tells us, my company, DDR, Sotheby, sponsors, an all women's polo team, which is quite special. And I felt like, why not do a polo event?

In Nigeria, my cousin played polo. and I like to wear a polo shirt every now and then and it was a major part of my social scene and it's still there and it's still like a massive thing to do so you have to like you know, like you have proper serious polo players then I wasn't one of them of course

yeah and then she's talking to her brother and she's like are you excited to meet my friends and please do not embarrass me you need to worry about your friends embarrassing you you're taking grill housewives to a work event have we ever seen that Who does that?

Because this is like a work event because her Sotheby's place or whatever or real estate place sponsors this team. I would not take a bunch of housewives to a work event. I mean, I would because I work for watch what crappins. But in general, I wouldn't suggest it. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know, it's always a bit of a risk when you do that. You're not just like using the horses of things.

You never know, Jazeel making up lies on people. Bringing up shade. I would love Stacey as like a as like a polo commentator. Talk about horses. Talk about competition. Talk about a small ball being hit by a mallet. Talk about penises. Talk about length.

Talk about girth. Talk about luxury. So, yeah. So Tia tells us that her brother lives in Long Island. And so she invited him and that they, you know, they were very close growing up and she talks about like her family and she has one brother who's really older and they're younger small like they're smaller they're younger and smaller no but they um they grew up close and age so they're very close yeah so now um people are arriving and high high

hind each other on the sprinter van and um kieran is like uh tia you need to lay down the law with ladies because they do not know how to act sometimes and it's like oh but guess what's we We want it to be exciting. So little shade, little shade. Don't snatch any ponytails. And so, you know, Ashley's like, It's so nice. We're all here.

Until you start shit, Ashley, you're going to start shit in about two seconds, as you always do, you know? Which, I mean, I guess is her job. Yeah. She's going to start shit with a horse. She'll be like, So I hear that, like, you haven't been totally honest

about, like, your polo skills? And the horse would be like, uh, excuse me, ma'am. So Tia's like, say, yeah, I just want to say thank you for coming. You'll meet a lot of my colleagues and my clients, future former clients, which is why I was like, I cannot afford to have some nonsense going on. I'm like, so you invite Ashley, but not Stacey. I mean, I understand Tia and Stacey don't get along. But like, let's be honest.

Like, like, there's going to be nonsense. I was actually shocked that there wasn't more nonsense at the polo match. Well, yeah, and I get that you're going to one job, but you're also going to that job while working another job where nonsense is your job. So to be like, hey, guys, let's have a work scene that's about no nonsense. No, what are we supposed to watch horses, fucking run around? No, that's not what this show is. Horse run around, lady. That's not what I want to see.

No one's paying you for this. So she, of course, didn't invite Stacey because I was kicked out of an event for the very first time in my life. So we see a cut back to that. where Stacey's like, Tootle-Doo! Tootle-Doo! Hello, I've heard so much about the lies in the web, and now I'm in the web. I'm like Sandra Block in 1996, caught in the web. And Jazzy's like, well, to be honest, I'm going to need some solid proof that my girl's a liar, okay? And now she says, well, so did you know that she wasn't going to come to your wedding

until she knew that Wendy and I were coming to her wedding? Which, by the way, I don't think that's like... I'm sorry, maybe I'm going to just like step into, we'll find a way to make an excuse for Stacey, but if it's like, hey, there's this random wedding for a co-worker that's like we have to fly to, I don't remember where it was. Was it like in Missouri or something like that? I don't know. They had to fly to it. Texas. It was in Texas.

It's like my coworker who I get along with, but like I don't know anyone who's going to be there. I don't know if I'm going to go. Oh, you guys are going to go. Okay, cool. I'll go too. I don't think that's a crazy thought process to have. Yeah, I don't either. But, you know, it's Ashley.

So she's going to try and make a fight out of anything. And so Jazzy's like, well, do you think that's true? Because she told me she had to move a lot of things around in order to be there. And now she's like, okay, okay, babe. Well, okay, you'll see. You'll see what evil Stacy is really like. Ashley, would you be going to this polo thing if there weren't cameras there? Would anybody be going anywhere on the show if there weren't cameras there?

No. Yeah. exactly how many people do you think showed up to your nebulous gna branded events just because they actually wanted to go to it no people go because there's cameras that's just that's the name of the game the job yeah no one was like offering to go to your sportsware slash brain brain issues function that doesn't even make sense without their being cameras there okay so um jazelle's like well no shade to the horses ah but i'm not really here for all of this I'm here for the food and the champagne. So now we get there and it's all like old white guys. Yeah. And they're kind of like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And Wendy is like, Tia, you're bringing the color.

Tia brought the color child. You brought the color because all these like Mitch McConnell's are just like, whoa, look at this. It's a bunch of Mitch McConnell's. There are a lot, right when you think there's a shortage of kind of turtle-faced white guys. Here they are. Will there ever be a shortage? You just keep making them. So Wendy's like, you know what?

I'm going to enjoy this event because this is what Ashley is going to find the second husband. I mean, her words, not mine. But it's, you know, they could have been our words. I mean, it's true. Ashley is like, she has a lady boner. She's like, wow, look at all these Mitch McConnell types. Wow, there's a decrepit old Gallum. Here's my number.

Nothing turns me on like an old male waddle. She's ready to rumble. Hey, is that Lindsay Graham? Yes. Lady Graham, Lady Graham. So, um, Giselle's like, we should, because they're going to sing the black, uh, well, they're going to sing the national anthem. So they're, Giselle's like, we should sing the black national anthem. Can we do that? And Ashley's like, is there a black national anthem?

No, Ashley asked that? It's in the notes. Wow. No, I know. I'm just saying that's, that's wild. So they sing it. And Tia's like, we have the opportunity to sing national anthem. And I was like, okay, well, we've got two singers. We've got Angel, who's an opera train singer, which I did not know that about Angel. And then we see her, she's like, oh, you know, I guess I would have known that if we had taken the time to get to know Angel.

So I apologize, Andy. Yeah, Ben, take some time to get to know Angel and you would know. She's like a very mediocre opera singer. because that her voice sounded nice but it did not sound like a trained opera singer voice you know jesse ab norman that's what it is it was very um yeah it was it's very um airy i don't know how to say it but i mean there were these going to my opera singers i'm like rene lots of fleming in the throat okay guys running dry angel parv shut the fuck up d parv are not Carol, no finesse. I'm out. I don't really know that, man. This is a tough area for us. We're not the most intelligent gays.

We're not like glitterati gays where we know opera singers and stuff. That is a shame, though. Wouldn't be great to know opera singers. My favorite opera performance of all time was when, um, Parvot, Parvati, why I'm like, is, you know that girl from Survivor. Yes, she ruined how I say. Pavarati. Pavarotti, her stupid name ruined my pronunciation.

So anyway, it also ruined Parvati cheese. And she's really messed with my head, that lady. But my favorite opera performance was when Pavarotti got sick and couldn't perform at the Grandies. The Grandies, the Grammys. What's wrong with me? I'm not stoned. And Aretha was there. And like, I can do Nessim Dorma.

I'll do it. Yeah. And they're like, really? You don't need rehearsal or anything? She's like, no, I know it. And she came out there. I still have it on my iTunes. It was amazing.

I'll still cry. I will still cry. You know, Placito Domingo's, like, daughter? I think it was his daughter. You just, what? Daughter still like live. Oh, it's Placito Domingo. What now?

His, like, daughter or, like, stepdaughter or some sort of, like, some child that was related to Placito Domingo used to live in my apartment building. And I would go, we had a pool on the top. It was very L.A. There was a pool on top of the building. And she'd be up there tanning. And she'd be like, oh, my father, you know, he has always been traveling the world. And she would just complain about Placito Domingo to, like, you'd just hear her.

Because she'd always be talking to someone on a lounge chair, but you just sit there. And you'd, like, if I cared about Placito Domingo T, it would have been the best thing in the world. But of course, I didn't. So I retained none of it. But it was like every single day, you'd go up there. she'd be like, oh, you know, my father, he like doesn't even pay attention to me because, you know, like he's opera singer and, you know, it's like, oh, really? I love that. I love that Posito Domingo than you would ever expect. I love that he ignored his children. He's like, whatever. I have some opera to sing. Raise yourself. This is the same pool where Lala and Jasmine from the valley once went there and talked shit about faith. Faith. So, like, I got all the gossip. Between Faith and Placito Domingo, that pool had all the good. Well, that's why Placido Domingo doesn't respect his daughter. He went to visit her one time.

And he's like, you're spending my money on this, on a pool with Lala, bad-nouthing faith? They never really gave faith a chance. Let me tell you something. No one really ever took the time to get to no face. What a world. What a world at these concepts. Jackknife, my daughter will do a jackknife. She's about to do a jackknife.

I don't know how to do it as Jack and my father. Loser. My daughter is a loser. He hated his daughter. I don't blame him. She sounds like a monster. Imagine if I just heard it wrong. Imagine if I just heard it wrong all these years.

And it was like just a regular lady who had issues with her dad. But for some reason, I just had this concept that was Plano Domingo. Well, it sounds like something I would do. A few weeks ago, I was out to dinner with our friend Hannah and her husband. And we were at this place in Studio City. And I was like, oh, look, David Foster's here. That's weird. I mean, it was a nice restaurant, but I was like, David Foster, who's that lady he's with? She's so age-appropriate. It's so weird. And then the whole time, the husband was like, oh, my God, David Foster's here. David Foster's here. And he's telling Hannah. And Hannah's like, I don't think that's David Foster. Sure enough, they brought a candle to eat. They brought like a firework candle. You know, one of those that's like a rolling candle. It's like, and it was like a lot of light in his face. And I was like, that is not David Foster. I'm so sorry. But we spent an hour and a half. I literally talked shit about David Foster. I was like, that guy's a monster. You should have seen how he was to his wife on that show.

And then he married some child from American Idol. I don't trust him. Never trust him. Oh, and I heard him on the Smartlist podcast. What a jerk. What a jerk claiming to make everything in the world, not even giving Whitney credit for anything. You know, it's just going off.

And then it was just some innocent guy, you know? And you know why? Because he had old man bottle face like we're seeing at this event right now. Where you just don't, after a while, you just don't know. I also, I just want to say I had a moment. where I got scared because I looked it up and Placito Domingo has no daughters. Is that true?

Oh no. But then, but I looked up Placito Domingo granddaughter and she came right on up. I have to say. A grandfather's allowed to ignore you. It's not your parents. I don't know. I don't know if, honestly, I don't know if he ignored her. I was just making that up. It was like that

kind of gossip. But it wasn't, it wasn't like I just don't remember the details because who remembers Placito Domingo details like that. It's just like, I just remember that there was somebody gay. Which is the point. We don't know. And we probably just ruined a perfectly good family relationship.

I know. Plus he does on his way to Italy right now listening to Crappins, catching up on his SLC recaps. And he's like, how dare you? I'm leaving you a voice, not because I'm in the air. You'll cut off from my money, you stupid, stupid. She also had huge boots, I have to say. It's time for a commercial.

It's time for a crappence commercial. So now we're going back to this party thing. And she's like, yeah, we've got Angel, who's a train singer. And then we've got Ashley, who is a singer. And so two weeks ago, Tia, Giselle, Angel, Ashley, and Kiana are all hanging out. And Tia's like, by the way, there's an opportunity to sing the national anthem. Angel, I wanted to know if you would like to sing the national anthem that day. And she was like, as a football wife, I've had the privilege of being able to see the national anthem.

national anthem so many times. So, yes, that's very sweet of you. And then Ashley's like, well, you didn't consider me. I did consider you. And I still consider you. A terrible singer. So no. Only group songs for Ashley.

So they are going to sing, lift every voice and sing. And he's like, oh, lovely. Well, I knew it wasn't going to be a Grammy Award performance, but it would be a performance, nonetheless. So the ladies get introduced. and they sing, like four of them sing together, like Giselle, Angel, Ashley, and Kiarna, and Wendy's, like, acting as a conductor. And the crowd's like, wow, look at this.

And they're all like, you know, everyone's very happy and the nice little guys are like, wow, Dreamgirls, my favorite musical. And I'm telling you, I'm not going. That's for sure. I'm going nowhere. Yeah. So I definitely, like,

the old white guys were definitely like, Woewee. I love you and wicked. Looks different without the nails. So Tia's like, well, I had my back turn to the people. I don't know what their faces were like. I don't know if they were singing to the song, but if they knew the words. And I don't know the words, but I'm going to learn the words because I never want to be left out if that's again. And I mean, we look beautiful, damn it, right?

So it starts, and Tia gets to throw in the ball. and now Kay is spraying herself with perfume and she's like, this is good. It smells like outside. I don't want to smell like the outside. Whenever Beeler comes in from the outside, I'm like, why does the outside make you smell like this? But maybe it's smelled like Fresh Cut Lawn, which Fresh Got Lawn smells nice, right? I don't like it. You don't like FCL, Fresh Cat Lawn?

Hi. I wore a sweater today. He wants to smell like that, like you smell like damp grass. well not you don't want damp grass you want you want fresh it's all damp when it's cut because it's it's wet it's water it's a water based thing grass grass the grass puree grass am I right guys so angels like it smells good smells very good um and Karen's like yeah she's she's hot right now she's hot so then the guy the the managing broker from

Sotheby's comes by and he invites the women to go stomp the divots so they'll go do it's all a very pretty woman like but wendy is like confounded by this process she's like i mean why are we stomping this shit on the field why are we walking out on the shit this is stupid if you think about it is kind of a hilarious con that that the polo industry has has performed on all these people to make them go walk amongst the shit to fix their field yeah i really did like though when she goes we have to stomp the divets don't you all pay people for this i'm like She's just at this, she's just at the cheapest match of all time. So, um, she's not liking it because she's wearing white, okay?

And Giselle's like, make sure you don't step in the poop, y'all. Make sure. So then Jazzy is telling Ashley, oh, Ashley. So first of all, thank you for coming to my wedding. Roll the clips. Roll the clips of my wedding. It was huge. Televised event.

Televised event. Roll the clips. Okay. Let's give it about 10 minutes to get. get through those clips pretty big event okay because no it did set me back a little bit when it was even a question on if stacey's coming to the wedding because it wouldn't have been a question if it if it was her wedding and ash's like yeah she would have shown up to her own wedding of course yeah well we think we'd like to think ashie says yeah i mean you wouldn't even

blink because you know it was interesting because states and i actually had like a really good time at your wedding i'm like yeah because you weren't trying to start shit with her because the Giselle wasn't there. Yeah. And she's like, and there's like glimpses of her. And, you know, I think that we could be friends. But then she goes and does this other stuff that just compounds the bad stuff. And Jazzy is like, well, I've never questioned my, my relationship with Stacy.

But now I'm going to, because Ashley told me to at a polo match. Okay. I'm sorry. The number of like little white lies that Stacey tells. those i think don't even compare to anything that karen has done over the years nor do they compare to like mea and actually never held those women to the same sort of you know uh accountability that she is with stacey maybe part of it sure they did freshman hazing i mean they no they they needled them for sure and they would like give them shit but like they showed up to karen's house as pizza men

remember when they dressed up i i know that they they poke holes in karen's stories and that they they fuck with karen but like there's kind of a sense with with stacey that they're almost like trying to like not ice her out but there's like a they're like bothered by stacey in a way that they were like bemused by karen if you know what i'm saying yeah you know maybe karen got more respect just because she's an ogy but i mean i feel like they call people out on their lives all the time i just think it's getting tiring it's like move it along you know like let's move it along Now we're on episode 11, and we're still talking about this. And it's just not compelling enough.

Like Stacey's lies aren't compelling enough, I think, to make this much storyline. But they're going to still keep going for it, you know. So God bless them. Our job is to support them. So Stacey, we see a flashback to where Stacey and Jazzy had lunch a couple months ago. And Stacey's like, I don't think I've been a very good friend to you. And I pride myself on my friendships. and I love you.

And so Jazzy's like, yeah, well, there's no way that Stacey told these girls that she wasn't coming to my wedding or anything like that. I just don't believe it. But she's starting to. She is starting to believe it. They're starting to turn her with all the zero evidence that they have. Yeah, exactly. And Ashley's like, well, I just hope she doesn't do anything to violate your trust. I really do.

Which means that she's going to spring a trap for Stacey to step in and make Stacey look bad. I think that's what's going to happen next. So, um, fall right into it. And she will. They see it such a crime. She'll just, she'll just fall right into it. Uh, so now, you don't even have to like, you don't even have to hide like, you know, like the, the, the net in the jungle where they put like, you know, some sort of like, like some berries or whatever in it. Yeah.

They don't have to. She'd be like, look at this beautiful netting. It's absolutely gorgeous. Let me get a closer look. Oh, I'm caught in the net. now well this is unfortunate you don't even have to put cheese in the trap she'll just walk right up to the trap and be like what a glorious plate you could use it for cheese look it could go right here oh look at the craft work in this look at the metallurgy that they've done here

look at the way they've crafted these bars to be shaped ever so gently oh it closed on my finger but how beautifully it did so um so now Tia is asking everybody if they had fun and Ashley's like, well, I think we're getting back to a good place, which means it's time for me to start some shit. Angel, something you had mentioned to us is that you felt like we weren't really making an effort to include you into the group. Everyone is dying to hear what Angel thinks. Angel, as the person that the audience is most focused on right now, please say something. So Angel's just nodding like, yeah, I did say that. It would have been nice if you got to know me. Yeah, because we have a flashback. to two weeks ago of Angel saying, well, I think that not knowing me and not knowing you ladies, the olive branch, just a quick text,

would have made me feel a little bit more included. I don't even remember what the context of that flashback was. It's just funny that yet again, they have new on-aired footage of Angel wanting to be known. If you really wanted to get to know me, you would have sent a text. It's like, oh, God, Angel. Oh, Angel.

And so Ashley's like, Ashley's going to turn it on her now. So she's like, remember when you said you wanted to get to know us? Well, this would have been a good opportunity. Maybe you could have spent a little more time with other ladies. And they're like, oh, so you're saying that she didn't do that today? She didn't do it today. And Angel's like, oh, okay, well, I hear you. And that will happen.

That's definitely going to happen. I will. Next time we're at a polo match, I will concentrate more on getting to know you, Ashley. Yeah, so I guess it sounds like Angel just pretty much hung out with Kierna the whole time. It sounds like Kieran is really the ball and chain in this situation, right? Like, it seems like when Kieran is around, Angel feels like she just can't really talk to other people. And so she just sort of like lingers around her. And then people on the internet are calling them sadness and madness from outside out.

And so, I mean, it's interesting. Like if you think about it, like theoretically, you know, if you are new to a group, is it, is the onus on the people who are already in the group to get to know the newbie to make overtures to make them feel welcome? Or is it on the new person to like go above and beyond to like go and meet the, it's like, it's like you're the new pledge or you're the new new, new pledge in the sorority and like you have to go and meet your new older sisters? I think probably it's a mixture of both. But, um, you know, in this case, like, you're the newbie and you got to, I think you got to do a little bit more of the legwork than

they have to do the legwork just in terms of like housewives politics. Yeah, she's just too sensitive because when she has tried to do the legwork and they start dissing her every time, then she's like, well, why would I want to make an effort with these women who are always trying to start some mess with me, even in my own home? Like, why would I? I'll just hang out with my friend, which makes sense. In the real world makes sense. Yeah, like you're on a housewife show and they're supposed to be giving you some mess so yeah i just think it's it's it just boils down to like you're not really ready for this you know eating more some time in an oven or a different batter maybe different batter before you even go in the oven you needed just a different chef maybe maybe

maybe a different like oil you're not a baked product sometimes you just need to accept that you're not a baked product you know you're like it's just in you're a cantaloupe that's it you just stay in all this time section yeah all this time we thought you're not a big product you know All this time, we thought you were cookie battered, or turns out you're a smoothie. Sorry. Yeah, no one's going to bake you. So, she is saying, you know, this one side interaction with these ladies, I mean, if they want me to have my hat in my hand. I mean, please, please.

I mean, it's just not who I am. And it's, you know, it was a great time and she ended it on a sour note, which I agree with, too. It's like, we finally had a day where angels just enjoying everybody and everybody's just being fine. and Ashley has to make it, she has to other her again. So like while Angel sucks, Ashley also makes life really uncomfortable for people. And then it's like, why are you uncomfortable, babe? Maybe you're not a girl's girl. Yeah.

And you know, the other thing is, I'm sorry, I'm just still thinking about this angel thing, is that for her, like, if you're also, if you've been on this show a long time, there's always new people. And it probably is exhausting to have to, like, put the energy to get to know someone new. and then they're not going to be there a whole season, or they probably just can smell it in the water that she's going to be a one-season housewife, most likely. And they're like, oh, what's even the point?

And the thing that sucks for Angel is that they don't need to recruit her for any sort of rewing war. All the incumbents are kind of getting along, and the people who are on the outs. It's like Kieran is on the outs. Stacey's sort of on the outs. But no one needs to, like, gather any people for their personal armies. It's not like Doselle needs to recruit an ally to go against Karen right now.

So they're all kind of sitting pretty. They don't need to get to know her. They don't even use her in any proxy wars. So they're like, yeah, no proxy wars are happening. Yeah. So Angel's trying to be positive. And she's like, well, listen, I'm very excited to spend some one on time with everybody, even the nonwags. And, you know, look, even Miss Wendy.

Even Wendy. We're going to be all right, Wendy. Yeah, we're going to be all right. And now she's as she goes, are you going to be all right, Wendy? And Wendy's just like, she's just like still trying to clean off her shoes. Like, what the fuck? What her divot? I know.

I think what drives me nuts about Angel is the way she's always proposing that this will happen at some point. Like, well, you're going to get to know me. Don't you worry. I'm going to have some one-on-one time. It's going to happen. I'm like, this is like episode 11, lady. Yeah. You should have get like, you better get to some one-on-ones already.

Well, listen, nothing bonds people. like favors needed and so now angel needs people to pack up boxes for her why I don't know because she's rich so normally rich people are like pack my boxes for me employees or hired help but well for whatever reason Angel has just gathered some Amazon boxes and the ladies to do it for her so she has some ladies over and she is packing her boxes and at first I was very confused because the music was so dramatic it shows like a packing box and it's like done done done And then it shows like a shirt thrown over a box. It's like, dung, don't, don't, don. But it's because angels getting kicked out of her house. Yes, she's like, she's talking to Bobby. And she's like, I just can't believe it that we're going back to Colorado. And he's like, yeah, this sucks.

And she goes, yeah, it does suck having to be out of here early. I mean, unexpectedly, I was so pissed off. I know you're mad to. It's annoying. And he's like, yeah, I was really mad. And then I thought about it. He's like, I do want to shit in my own toilet. I'm like, you're in a mansion, right?

Is this like, what is this like a hole in the floor over here? I'm sure this is pretty good. This guy's so cute, but his manners. It's like, babe, we're on TV. I just, sometimes I think on these shows, like, what would I do if that was my husband? I'm like, babe, could you not say shit in my own toilet on TV? God. The expression is sleep in your own bed, but sure, shit in your own toilet's fine, too.

Yeah, I just want to drop a log in my own. forest you know what i mean babe like okay geez we're trying to pass off that we're super classy people on real house eyes of potomac okay like no shots of bobby eating or um talking about where he wants to shit please just note to the producers so um we get the story from angel she's like well you know long story short um maryland really didn't ask to spend a lot of time with me which i found extremely offensive so we're gonna have to leave no she says that um they had a rental because they just got a rental so they could look for a home, which as we saw was her storyline. And when we saw her look at that last house, which was really nice, she got

the ladies together and told them that they had found a house. So I'm not sure what happened because I thought she said they were going to move into that house. So I guess that was just all fake. And she's like, well, the homeowners thought we were going to be gone for a certain period of time. And then there was a miscommunication on dates. And so now we have to be out of here. Hmm. Yeah. And then we see a text from the homeowners on June 26th that's at 5.42 a.m. that says, Hi, Angel. We hope you're having a great stay. I am sending this a little in advance, but there is our checkout information for VP for you. Check out at 12 p.m. on the first. We have loved having you. In the meantime, please feel free to reach out with anything you need. So, why you got to check out with the VP? I don't want to check out.

out with that eyelinered motherfucker. He's just criticizing me for no reason. He's like, go back to your own country. I'm like, God damn it. Oh. I have to talk to the VP. Is there anyone else I could talk to? Hello, we've come in the government.

Banderpump. I didn't get it at first. I didn't get it. It's like a Monday. The vice president is so nosy. He's even involved in Airbnb. He's like, you are not welcome here. Um, so this is, this is fascinating and like as soon as we see this unfurl, you know, I don't know what your thought was, but my first thought was as soon as Giselle finds out about this, this angel's done for, because Giselle is going to be a mess and she's going to be on her ass. And Giselle has just been waiting to just like pounce on Angel ever since the freaking catfish thing that Angel could not get over and continues to not get over.

Yeah. So like when this, I start to wonder was, did she? Did she book this Airbnb because she thought production would be over by the first? Or was she confused? Did they say, hey, we're doing the cast trip in Colorado. So she thought, okay, we go to Colorado and then we end in Colorado. So therefore, we don't have to rent this whole thing. Also, why do they not hire their own movers, which is what you were kind of saying before?

A lot of things were running through my mind. How do they know that? The tricky part, I think Jazeal has it right later. when she says, oh, they thought that production was going to last this long, so they only came here to shoot the show. I think that's probably what it is. But the thing that is a little weird is that they didn't know that they had to leave by this date. And it sounds like they didn't request more time either. So that's what's super weird about it.

She's actually like, oh, I've never heard I had to be out this month. It's just so confusing. Well, I here's, I actually have a conspiracy theory, which far be it for me to ever defend Angel, but part of me says production told them, production, production knew that they want to go to Colorado for their big cast trip. They're, they're like the main cast trip. Because you don't just like, well, I think that production decided the cash trip this year will be in Colorado. These people are from Colorado. That's what they, they can use this as an example of, not an example, as like a hook for going to Colorado. they'll do like some sort of Colorado type cast trip.

I think production already wanted that to happen. And then my conspiracy is production says, what if we tell Angel that they only need their house for this long? And then they do it. And this way it creates this situation. And it tease up the Colorado thing really well. And it's a great kind of, you know, it's a great controversy to go into the last act of the season.

and now she can't be like oh we only booked it we only booked it this long because production told us to book it this long or production arranged for it like she can't out production so she just looks like kind of an idiot for booking this house and not understanding dates and or it just makes her look shady so i would not be surprised if she actually got a little set up by production on this one but even a week before wouldn't she know she has to move out like don't you think she would be i guess this was june 26th i just it just seems weird that She's not like, well, it looks like we still got all these events to shoot. Do I need another month here? I mean, because this text from the landlady sounds like you know you're supposed to leave. Bye. Have fun. Know you're packed up already. So have fun.

You know, it doesn't sound like she asked for more time. So I don't know. Why is the landlady also texting so early in the morning? Yeah. That landlady, that landlady, well, here's one thing we know. That landlady runs. like she gets her ass up and she goes running because that is an early early text it's just wittner from southern charm yeah waking up at 430 um yeah either way i i guess the thing is like

my mind goes to a conspiratorial space because it's this is just so weird and it's like something is not adding up here in the world of angel it's not adding up so kierna comes over and she sees the packing and she's like wait a minute what what's going on it's like yeah we're moving she's like No, you can't leave me alone. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? So even Kay is like, what the fuck is this? This is weird, you know? And she's like, I'm shocked. Like, what's a proper conversation? Who did you speak with? What's going on? And they can't really get an answer that makes sense. And Tia comes over. And Bobby's just like, we're coming back. We're coming back. Listen, at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. And I'm addicted to inferior places to lay my loads. Okay. So don't you worry. We will be back. yeah yeah um you know later on she explains that they're going to colorado to get their stuff to move into potomac i'm like wouldn't the normal move be just to rent somewhere else in the neighborhood and you just stay there temporarily if all you have are your clothes something something is not

and i guess if we had just gotten to know her we'd understand yeah so she says the house was double booked. And Kieran is like, well, why aren't you freaking out? And Tia's like, I'm alarmed. All the questions are going through my mind. I'm thinking, have you been kicked out? What was the agreement? Because I'm thinking it's the landlord breaking it. Let's get the landlord. Is this like an Airbnb? And Angel's like, no, no, it's a wag B&B. It's a different sort of service for, you know, a certain group of people. It's an airwag and wag. It's like a short-term rental agreement. I think if you've got to know me, you would have known this.

It's an air W-A-G. So where are you going to put you as fast? Are you just going to put it in storage? And she's like, well, the house came fully furnished. So this is not even our furniture. All we have is our clothes. So that's all we have to go back. We have our clothes and a very teeny tiny target shopping cart in the basement that we're

going to see about 10 times the next 30 seconds. Okay. But why aren't you working with a realtor? You know, I'm a realtor. Why don't I do it? You know, Jessica's not Tia. So I don't want to mix business with pleasure, but I'm also like, well, you're not very pleasurable. So I might as well do some business with you.

You know what I'm saying? And Angel tells Bobby, she goes, oh, yeah, Tia's a Sotheby's realtor. And he goes, you are? Like, this whole time we've been on Zillow, which is, that was the funniest line to me. Because, you know, like, Bobby, you know, the entire time Bobby's like, let's get a realtor. And she's like, no, no, no, let's just look at this place. And we don't need a realtor.

And he's like, this is stupid. We need to get a realtor. She's like, no, no, no, just we'll go on Zillow. And when he finds out that they could have just, like, dealt with someone in the group, he just looks so exasperated. He does like exasperated, but she mentioned their real estate person who's named Jessica. So I'm guessing that was their realtor. But you know what Jessica did?

She failed. She failed today. Yeah, she did. Yeah, but he does say we've been on Zillow the whole time. So I don't know. Is Jessica, like the Zillow rep? You know what it is? I think actually it's more like they've been doing all the legwork

instead of just having a realtor be like, here, here's some options for you. Although, Bobby, the legwork is like the most fun part about that. Like, it's so fun to look on Zillow. Why are you even complaining? I'm not mad at Bobby. I mean, it is. But if you're that rich, you need off the market listings that are only going to be shown to rich people. You don't need the Zillos.

I mean, I think at that amount of money, the Zillow listings are, they've been on there for 500 days for a reason, you know? Can you tell I'm still on Zillow every day? God, I love it. Actually, I've moved over to Realtor as well. I use both now. Really? Yeah, because I look so much that I go to one and then I go to the other.

And they're all the same exact things, but there's different formatting. Sometimes I just like a darker background. Okay. That's my prerogative. No, you need an ergonomic experience, okay? Yeah. So Bobby is, like, very frustrated that they've wasted all this time on Zillow when Tia has worked at Sotheby's this whole time. And Angel's like,

Okay, well, can you guys help me pack? Okay, because the horrors persist. It's crazy how much you can accumulate in six months. Angel, you're not like 23 out of college. Hire some Uvers. You guys are rich. Why are you making your friends pack? That this is, I would be pissed.

I'd be like, bye. I got to go to that hospital to check myself in for a coma that I'm coming into right now. I've come up with some terrible excuse to get out of helping. Also, those kids just have so many toys. And I mean, anyone with kids or with friends with kids or whatever, kids in your life, you know what those little fuckers do. They amass an empire of toys that they don't ever use. Less toys, more Kindles. That's what I say.

Put that kid on a little reader device and say, you know what? You're going to get the gift today of learning who Jane Eyre was. That is a gift. You are going to learn about Ethan Frome. And guess what? You shall never desire a sled again. Guess who else is age nine? Ramona Quimby, get to reading, okay?

Yeah, guess, you know what you're going to learn about? You're going to learn about, you're going to learn about the color scarlet in letter form, okay? Get to reading. I want you to learn at five years old that you will not shoot on your husband or you will be in trouble with fashion in the town. Okay. You'll learn about which better sister is the best. We turn off children for reading forever. so um find that why bernie's bobbed her hair yeah so tia leaves and immediately calls joselle of course

because tia is a mess and she's chosen to be on the devil's side for whatever reason so she's reporting to satin yeah so she's like well i should have used the toilet at the angels house but after how bobby talked about it i was sort of afraid yeah i wouldn't go in there after that so she's like i've been thinking of you friend i've been thinking of you and joselle's like well i wanted to invite you to a little july fourth cowboy potomac party yeah and she's like well that will be lovely so anyway um let me tell you about my daughter who's been grounded what a little butt um so she grounded her daughter because she can't stop calling people dumb which this is what gets us grounded now i would have never gone outside well i mean i didn't go outside on purpose

when I was a child, let's be honest. But still, I would have been in trouble all the time. Yes. And so Tia is like, you know, it's so funny, I just had a, I had a huge revelation just now. I had an aha moment. When you said about the grounding thing, I thought about how when I was a kid, when kids get in trouble in school and they get suspended and they have to stay home, in my mind, I always thought, why is that a punishment for the kid?

Because, like, to be able to stay home for three days instead of going to school, like, that's the best. But then I realize you're such a burden to your parents because you're home for three days that your parents get so mad at you that they make your life hell. And now it all of a sudden makes sense. The school is saying like, you're so bad. Guess what parents? You've done a shitty job with your child. And now you've got to deal with them for three days when you were planning on drinking wine with your friends and go golfing or something. Now you're going to deal with the consequences of your child rearing. Yeah. I just realized that right now. You stay home from work and you deal with their stupid ass. Yes. And maybe it's realized better.

That's why suspending children is effective. Okay, Tia is like talking about, you know, her daughter. But then we're like, come on, Tia. We know what you're going to do. Just say it, all right. And so she goes, oh, I was just that angels. Poor thing. She's literally having to move out.

And she's always like, what? Why? And she's like, because apparently her lease is up and they've already rented it out to somebody else. So she's just going to pack up and go to Colorado. And then really focus on buying a place and come back properly. You know, who did? Did I say too much? She's like, oh, so she just came here basically for the show.

Yes. Like most people, I think, who come on this show, right? We have a lot of people on the show who move here right when it's time to start filming. Like NECA did that. Who else did that? I feel like there's been a few on this show that just show up like right when it's time to film. Mia was sort of like was in Charlotte and Atlanta. And then you also like being like, yeah, like Wendy, who apparently.

lives like an hour away from everyone. Like, there's like, it's a little nebulous. You know, you don't see a lot of people that are like, oh, my God, I got to move to Potomac just naturally. And then I get to be on a TV show, coincidentally. Yeah. So, Giselle has got some chew. She's got something to chew on, right? So, Tia's like, well, I don't think that's the case.

She's from here. I think her husband's from Virginia. I don't want any parts of this. I don't blood yet. La la la la, la, la. Famous last words. I wish it never came out, which is why Jazeera was the first person I called to tell.

Oops. That's the classic phrase of a messy person. Oh, I wish if I had realized what I had said was going to set off such a firestorm, I never would have said something in the first place. Classic. Yeah. Well, if you plan to move back, you don't get a short-term Lisa.

Or maybe she doesn't really like us like that. Of course, Jezell takes it like, oh. So she hated us, and that's why she didn't get a full lease. She hated us in advance. When she first started renting the house that she lives in, she didn't give the lady the right time frame. Okay, she thought we'd be finished filming this show, but we're not. We're still filming, but that lady said,

You ain't give me all that time you need, so now you've got to go. So, Tia's like, and hopefully this is just like a temporary setback. Yeah, but Chazelle is so excited. Now she has something to go for her for the rest of the season. So now let's go to Kid Strong with Wendy and her family. And Cameron has a gymnastics class. And so we see her do some gymnastics. And so Camas is the Wither Wendy.

She does everything. Cameron's in the question. She's the soccer player. She's in the school play. I'm here for all of it. All of it. And then they reflect on time years ago. And they brought crews to karate and they're just sort of like reflecting on all that.

And Wendy's like, babe, listen, please make sure that those days are available because I'm doing Family Potomac and Ponies. Eddie's like, Potomac and Ponies. She's like, yeah, she basically says that she and Giselle decided that they're going to throw a party together for the fourth. And we see flashbacks of them planning that. And Wendy's like, they're going to do a potluck. So everyone's going to bring something.

and she's going to bring fried chicken, and even though their kitchen's been out of commission, and then they start talking about how the renovations have been driving them all insane. I was just laughing because she's like, we're doing a potluck. Everyone has to cook, except me, the host of the potty. I'm not going to order some shit.

I have no kitchen. So they start talking about their renovations and how it's just endless. They're spending so much money, and she can't stay on budget because she just wants other stuff, you know, and she's like, well, I haven't counted, but what I do know is if one,

voice is already over 100k then we already went over the budget so i know the budget's not good yeah not good do we think this was already her storyline or do you think that bravo kind of edited it edited in these little scenes and these little moments just to sort of i think it was already because her whole thing was the renovation which is probably yeah what she's funded by doing the insurance fraud you know yeah but it's it's like we're now we are clocking every little discussion of money from Wendy and Eddie. And it's like, oh, not aging well. Yeah.

So, yeah, she just says, yeah, eventually she's like, oh, my God, there's all this money. And we just collect the invoices at this point. Oh, Wendy. Yeah. So now she's talking about her dad and she still wants to speak to her dad. And he's called her, but she hasn't picked up because she doesn't want the conversation. She's afraid of the conversation. And she's like, I just want to take that and be able to move on.

And he's like, okay, she goes, okay, so what happens after the phone call? Like, we talk. Then what? And so Eddie is saying that him and his siblings, or he and his siblings, have a monthly sibling reconnect where they talk and see how everyone's doing. And they're not best friends, but they're still making an effort, you know. Yeah. And Eddie's family has been a good support system. Anyway, it's second I seen, like, whatever.

So, I mean, it's kind of nice, but it's like, it's kind of boring, I guess, because we don't really know Wendy's dad, but also he's kind of an asshole. Like, you know, like, no matter what's going on with Wendy, like, I still like Wendy. And so I'm like, fuck your dad. Yeah, she's having her best season. Yeah, I feel like, fuck her dad. So, like, I don't really care if she makes effort towards her dad because I feel like he's an asshole. But also, I'm wondering if she cares about her own physical health because becoming friends with

her dad again is going to send her mom into a rage. And I'm like, why are you, are you just trying to send her mom into a rage on TV because this is not going to end well. That's because it's going to happen next week. No, it was a good scene. It's just that there's so many other messy things happening on this episode that I'm like, I want to get to the messy stuff. So is your dad being evicted?

No. Did your dad refuse to go to a wedding because it wasn't being filmed? Then I don't want to hear about it. Is your dad part of a football family who's used to me? moving a lot, then I don't want to hear about it. Yeah, is your dad a daddy wag? Okay, then. Is he a dag? Then no. I don't know.

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