Watch What Crappens - #3123 Vanderpump Rules S12E3 Part 2 : Venus Try Trap

Episode Date: December 18, 2025

This is part 2 of a two-part recapVanderpump Rules is all about the gang’s first pool party where Venus loses his shit and attacks some girl and Natalie and Marcus get revenge by outing all of the trash he’s been talking. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bye, enjoy the show. So Kim is like, me and Marcus are used to people judging our relationship, and at Sir, everyone just knows everything. And it's the fact that it's Venus, who's been our ride or die, who's seen us in our most vulnerable, painful moments. that is what makes it hurt the most. I'm like, you kicked him out. You kicked him out first.

He was like, he was trying to give you like, yes, I know everything that you're saying, but these two are so toxic and I cannot stand a toxic couple that like is so toxic and draws everyone into their bullshit. And then the moment they get back together, they declare that they're actually like in a great place. And anyone who dare even question them or try to like even say, hey, this is not good. They're the ones who are like the like the shitty people. And I cannot stand.

And Kim is so this person. that does this that like to me i'm like i don't want to hear it from you ma'am well marcus too i mean marcus just last night was like i'm falling out of love with her because she keeps treating me like this and like how could she do this when my parents died i mean he pulls out the biggest guns against her she's like she's coming after me like this after my parents died you guys i mean he's making her look like the worst in the world and then he's like what i love her what why so now back at the back alley venus is like i have been in the middle of their relationship since the beginning. And I have been a crutch for both of them this entire fucking time.

Yeah, but like crutches don't complain. You know what I mean? Stop being a crutch. And I tell crutches the same thing. I'm like, don't complain. You're a crutch. Okay. So Natalie's so Natalie's like, well, that's why it doesn't work because like if you don't want him like what he, like if you don't tell him what he wants to hear, then and if he doesn't want to hear that, then you're not like his friend. And like with her, I mean, she changes every day. So like there's like nothing you can do. And she's like, Kim is back at home. It's like, at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. And Natalie's going to fuck him over.

And she's not going to have anyone. And he's not going to have anyone to go to because we're going to be gone now. It's like, oh, my God, you guys, this is so ridiculous. Why don't you just call Venus and be like, hey, I know you're mad. I know it's weird that we talk your head off and then we get back together. But I hope you can support us. I'll try to stop talking less shit. But, you know, still love you.

Sorry. I mean, something. But they're like, no, let's declare all. fallout war on Venus. So now Venus is, Venus has something very important to say. He goes, I've never been more done in my life.

I swear on my, I swear on my poodle. It's official. The poodle is being sworn on. Okay. So now it's getting ready time. And it's the daytime shift. And Demi is working with,

she's just over there working. So she's basically like, you're going to be training Angelica, the new girl tonight, okay? And Kim's like a great new girls. Ew, disgusting. Better not come near my man. They're like, be nice, be nice. You're telling me to be nice. I am the nicest.

I mean, it's like, do as I say, not as I do. So Angelica comes. And she's like, hi, I can't wait to work with you. And to me, it's like, okay, you're training with Kim. You can stop smiling at my face. Please stop the puppet smiles in my face. Okay. So she's talking to Kim, and Kim's like,

so, have you used Open Table before? She goes, yeah, like, it's a server. She says, okay, so you kind of know it a little bit. Well, yeah, because I've used it. Yeah. Well, okay, well, I'll figure it out. She's like, well, I mean, this looks foreign to me, but like I don't feel like it should be too difficult.

She goes, yeah, it's really not at all. Let's focus on Open Table, all right? Why did you just, like, kick the Open Table display? She's like, oh, sorry, just like, Taekwendo sometimes like creeps up. My bad. You know, I've been the new girl so many times growing up. My dad was in the Navy. So I've been in like 13 grade schools and like three middle schools and three high schools. And I have a psychobiology degree from UCLA, which is technically neuroscience. And I was a scholar, but I couldn't pay rent. So then I started serving and I prioritized other hobbies like boys. Who needs education when there are boys?

That was a lot. Neuroscience and a scholar, but now she's working at Sarah. So. Yeah. Did she finish the other stuff? I don't know. I don't believe it since Raquel's whole,

I'm only on this earth to help disabled children. And then like five minutes later, it's like, I'm an influencer now. Fuck the disabled children. So I don't trust anybody. And Raquel, you should be corrupted. She'll be corrupted soon enough. So Kim's like,

So what about the photo shoot? Did you like it? And she's like, yeah, everyone seems really nice, but like there was a lot of tension. She goes, yeah, you did walk into tension. And Kim's like, all I know is that, like, Venus and Marcus were having a conversation and Natalie answered it herself. And then I had to answer it myself. And then DeMeet came in to answer it herself. And then Lisa came in and told us to stop answering stuff.

And we were like, stop calling us if you don't want us to answer stuff. And then DeMe was like, yeah, I'm going to answer. And then I was like, I'm going to answer. And Natalie was like, I'm going to answer. her. So it was a lot. It was a lot. Wait a second. Who's Natalie again? Oh, yeah. Natalie is, she's the one who is up your ass, unlike me. And three days earlier, we see that Natalie is being really nice to her. She's like, by the way, if you need a second look, this will cup the boobs. Check it out. And Angelica's like,

ooh, nice. Because they're all going to try to recruit Angelica to be on their side now. Yeah, well, Kim didn't. Kim was just like a rude to her. But now she's like, yeah, she was up your ass. when she was nice to you on your first day, what a bee. And Angela's like, well, she was really nice, though. She goes, oh, yeah, yeah, really nice. And then she's crazy. Well, she seemed like a girl's girl, which is, you know, I like that. Not a girl's girl, not a girl's girl.

No. That's a girl's girl, Audrey. We got to Audrey just like flipping her hair, just being like nice. She's like, I'm a girl, but whatever. So, yeah, this is Kim, just being nasty. she's got to be nasty in every scene. This scene, she's just going to turn the new girl against Natalie for literally no reason because Natalie said that she was friends with her boyfriend.

That's all that that happened. That's, that's it. So now, Venus is talking to Demi about like, oh, am I at the bar? And Demi's like, yeah, I might move you. And he's like, I'd rather just stay. He's like, well, okay, that's fine. I'm just very emotional today. Really?

Like, you look like you're about to cry. I know. I'm trying not to. I'm just thinking about my poodle at home, just trying not to cry. Okay, well, what, what happened? So he tells us that after he got the text message from Marcus, that was the end of their friendship. And he responded by being like, you're the biggest piece of shit.

Marcus and Kim retaliated against him by going and telling everyone at Sir one by one, all the shit that he's talked about, all those people. That shit's funny, though. I heard of cracking up and he's crying. He's like, and guess what? I can do the same thing because he's supposed to be, my best friend and you talk shit about people with your best friend, but I'm not tacky as fuck, so I'm not going to do it. And you know, he's talked some vile stuff to this Venus.

Oh my gosh. And he's like, so now I'm getting like all these like random tags from people like talking shit to me. And we see a text from Gabby, this girl named Gabby, who we haven't met yet. And she's like, Venus, you're so low class. I'm glad you showed your hand. I've had more respect than to talk shit about you behind your back. And there's more integrity and saying it directly to you. And he's like, I don't even know what this is about. I've said so much about Gabby. Like, what do I even admit to? Fuck her. Yeah, he like doesn't know what he

has to address. And he's like, this Gabby girl that works at Sir, she has someone who's always trying to kiss Kim's ass. And Marcus and Kim telling her the things that I have said in private has made her lash out to me by sending me a text message telling me that I'm a low class and I'm a terrible friend

because I'm throwing them under the bus. I'm like, say it again. Yeah, he talks shit. That's what you get. That's what you're. get. And so to me, it's like, um, okay, well, we can talk about this later because, like, we're at work right now and you can't be upset. And he's like, but I'm already upset. I'm fucking pissed. I goes, okay, but like, you're going to be more upset if we talk about it. So just like, it's happy hour. So, like, be happy. We have to run a restaurant, all right?

Don't get upset. I love you. And he's like, whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Fine. I just work that. And it goes storming off into the restaurant crying. Yeah. And Marcus is like, yep, as soon as we fell out, I 100% I went and told everyone at sir everything that he ever said and uh once I realized that it's fucking me brother it's definitely it is definitely fucking you so um yeah that's love that's it is shitty I almost get it from Kim but like Marcus like Marcus hasn't talked shit about everybody at work too that's exactly it's really shitty I mean so he it turns out he's shitty too so Audrey is um she's like well Venus went to me in the kitchen almost in tears over nasty text messages that people have been sending him.

And Kim's like, well, he sent me and Marcus a nasty text message. So we thought he deserved to have everyone in the restaurant hate him. So that's what we did. Yeah, but he sent you the first message. She goes, well, like Marcus told him he was not happy with them and he didn't want anything to do with them. And then Venus's response was, I don't want anything to do

with you and Ken. And she goes, okay, but like you and Marcus, like, I mean, come on, like, there's other people looped in too. So, like, he showed me text messages calling him X, Y, and Z. And, like, that doesn't sit right with me. Because, like, alphabet disses are not cool. Like, we all have to use it. And it's like, well, but, like, that's other people's feelings towards him and nothing to do with me.

Just, yeah, but you told them the things he said. So it does have to do with you. She's like, ah. Yeah. But she's stymied. She's like, ah, okay. I love Kim's logic of all that Marcus did was say he doesn't want to have anything to do with Venus. and then Venus wrote back saying he doesn't want anything to do with us.

It's like, you realize it's the same text, right? Like, you realize the same logic. So he was really so obnoxious. Like, because everyone should still want to have something to do with us, even if we don't want to have something to do with them. So Audrey was like, Venus should be able to go to his best friends and tell him exactly how they feel, how they're making him feel. And I have to have Kim and Marcus go scorch earth on him.

Yeah. So she's like, yeah, nobody should get mean texts. That's where Audrey stands on this. Mean text, bad. So then Kim's like, okay. And so now we see a later scene, and Audrey's like flexing her muscles for the other servers. And she's like, and Angela, I'm sorry, you guys, I'm stuttering.

Angelica's like, um, is that like Pilates? Like, what is it? She goes, yeah. But like, I'm trying to get my legs more toned because I have thunder thighs. And Angelica says, honestly, thunder thighs are like what they want. The guys like want them. I hear thigh gaps are out. Vigups are totally out, girl.

You heard it here first. So now Marcus goes up to me. I mean, that's the girlfriend you want, though. Yeah. He's like, yeah. Like, fideops are stupid. Everybody knows that.

Yeah. So Marcus goes up to Kim and he kisses her. He's like, how's it going, babe? Is it still busy up here? She's like, it is. It's like, how's the new girl? She's kind of cool.

She's like, yeah, she's super respectful and like super trying to learn everything. It's really cool. So they're being like all nicey, nicey for now. And then Angelica goes up to Jason. And she's like, and Jason's like, And Jason's like, hey, what's up, player? How's your first day going? And she's like, yeah, I think it's like, I'm catching on pretty quickly.

Like, open table, you've ever heard of it? Like, so cool. I catch on pretty quickly. I'm in neuroscience. Yeah, all the girls are, like, saying, like, good things about you. Like, they really like you here. Yeah. And she's like, okay, well, that makes me feel good.

He's like, you're starting to grow on me too. Okay, well, I guess we'll see. Bye. He's like, chow. I say chow. that. It's like my only fan sign on. Ciao. I'm not, I'm not going to lie.

Jason's kind of cute, especially when he says chow. And I hope I'm like, I'm not coming off too weird because I haven't flirted with a guy since my ex and I broke up, broke up, broke up, broke up. But we don't hear what it is. Instead, we go to Marcus bringing Audrey some menus and he's like, the mother lord. Yeah, seven menus. Take a good look.

I'm a real man. Carry menus. So Jason talks to, um, Angelica again, he's like, whoa, you were like freaking out talking to me right now. Like, remember how we were talking, but then you walked away? That was, like, so freaky, chow. I know, I'm Italian. And she's like, um, but like, you kind of make me nervous, though.

And he goes, yeah, yeah, do I? I can tell. Chow. She's like, yeah. This is why I don't like dating. Like, I'd just rather be in relationships for the rest of my life because, like, dating is, like, so manic. I'm like, a boy.

Oh, my God. It's a boy. And I become unhinged. By the way, your game, it was cute. Oh, my God. But okay, anyways, I actually have something I need to do right now. Oh, this is so awkward. He said my game is cute.

I don't even know what he's talking about. So now we go to a ranch. Oh. Now it's time. Very exciting. Today is the day we get to meet Oreo, Mary Faith's horse that Audrey is taking credit for. So we go to White Cloud Ranch in Malibu and Audrey's cleaning horses with Mary Faith herself. And Mary Faith is like, oh my God, are you so?

excited to use my horse and pretend like you're a rich person like I am, but you're not because it's definitely still my horse and not yours, because I live in Malibu and you live, I don't know where you live, but it's cool that you're here. Yeah, I want to get to know him a little more, so we're going to throw him Oreo. Orio's the best judge of character. Yeah, well, throw him on our girl and see what happens, because if he's like a

shitty guy, then Oreo's going to break his neck and he'll be paralyzed for life, right? So cool, I love this test. Yeah. So then Chris comes, and he's like in full cosplay cowboy, you know, he's got the hat in the boots, and she's like, oh, my God, what in the Matthew McConaughey is going on? Next thing you know, this guy's going to stop wearing deodorant

and, like, at the police called when he's playing bongos. And so, like, wow, you look like a real cowboy. Where are you from? He's like, Jersey. And Mary Faith goes, right. But Mary Faith did not like that answer. She was like, she's like, I'm going to leave the scene now. I'm going to leave because I'm from Malibu.

No one told me someone from Jersey was coming here. So Audrey's like, yeah, well, this is Oreo. She's a little spicy, a spicy Oreo, okay. She's on her period, women, am I right? So you'll just have to, like, not fall off. Good luck with the period horse. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial.

So it's kind of a cute scene. He rides a horse. He doesn't know really how to do it. And she teaches him. And she's like, Chris, doesn't look like he's ever been dirty. Like, unless we're talking about the other types of dirty, but, like, dirt, horse shit, never. But like he's trying, you know, so that's cool. I mean, look at him.

He looks like he should be the star and Miley Cyrus is the Climb Music video. Some old video like that. I like Chris says, I've only ridden one horse in my life and the horse actually ran away from me before I could hop on it. I'm like, so did you ride? So you didn't have a horse.

He saw a horse run away from me. You've been abandoned by a horse before. So they talk about horses and she's ridden, you know, she wanted to bring some Texas to California and how's her dating life? And she's like, I haven't dated anyone in L.A. Because, like, I don't do, like, fast dating. Yeah, I do, like, sit down, like, service dating.

Yeah, table service dating. You know, I'm definitely a relationship girlie. I've had a four-year-long relationship, and I had a two-year-long relationship. And before then, I was 11 years old. So, but, like, both of them almost destroyed me when they ended. But it's just because, like, when I love, I love so hard. girl you're like 22 not acting like you've been like you've been around the block and he's

now's his turn so he's like well you know being on two reality dating shows she goes oh my god what and he goes yeah you didn't know that you didn't recognize me you didn't be been on my instagram you didn't see my i'm db i mean i feel like everyone at sir has been talking about how i was on two uh reality shows a few years ago that like uh kind of made no dent in pop culture right yeah right i was um i was um i was um one reality show called fuck your sister which was so weird because people like thought you were fucking your sister which like i got yeah and then there was another one like stick your finger up my butt which you know it was like bigger like it was a netflix thing so like people like now when they're dating me like i'm

like you're just using me because like i'm famous from reality shows so it's pretty rough it's pretty rough he really says you know i realize these girls i go on dates i just realize these girls just want to be here. They're just to try to get some clout. It's not like a piece of meat. Like, you're the one who said last week you're trying to get, you want to work at Sur so you can network and meet people and get famous. Like, yeah, but I want to climb the ladder.

I don't want to be the ladder. He's like, I felt like a piece of meat. Aren't you on only fans? You're, you're literally, you're in the back section of the supermarket next to the chicken and underneath the pork. You're the meat. Your goal is to be a tomahawk, you know. So Chris is like, yeah, I think you're a porter house, but you're a porter apartment.

Yeah, I just don't have any luck meeting a genuine person, you know, at least from my point of view. Because, like, I've only had three serious relationships. Last one was back in Jersey three years ago, but I've had some situationships. And she goes, okay, well, do you want a serious thing? And, like, do you love being single? And he's like, at this point, I don't want, like, I don't see anything long term. I'm just not going to really waste my time or their time. It's like long term or nothing.

Yeah, but you know, it's really hard When the paparazzi are following you around Like you can barely see Because there's so many cameras snapping in your face Yeah, and she's like, wow, that's like so mature Like this guy, he's so deep He only dates on reality shows And he can't find love of his life

It's just crazy, it's so hard out there But wow, I hope you learned a thing or two You're so deep, Chris Yeah, all I really need is the guy who can make me laugh And then like my clothes are off Like I'm serious So then we go to a rooftop bar party. First, pool party on a rooftop, everybody.

It's a big deal. It's a Vanderpump rules true dish. So here we go. Angelica's like, there's a lot of attention at the restaurant, so I just want to get on everyone's good side and get to know them individually. So I'm going to have a pool party with my girlfriend. So she goes, we see flashbacks for inviting people. And she's like, I'm newly single.

God, I hate being single. I just want to be in relationship. And just like, hear me roar. And she, like, takes off her shirt. Like, look at me. So Marcus is, they're at the rooftop. And Marcus, like, hey, you want, I want, do you want me to take a picture of you, girls? You all look so pretty.

They're like, oh, my God, Marcus, you're so sweet and thoughtful. Like, he's really good at this. It's the one thing he does, right. It's just like Marcus being sweet. So sweet. Classic Marcus. So everybody's, like, greeting and saying hi as everyone comes in. And Natalie comes.

It's like, hi, guys. And the girls just look at her. And he was like, I don't understand Natalie's mindset. Like, how could she think we're going to all be screaming at each other and hating each other for a day? And then the next day, we're just going to be fine and say hi to each other. Maybe because yesterday you were screaming and yelling with your boyfriend and your boyfriend said he was falling out of love with you. And then you showed up the next day being fine. Maybe that's why.

Because you set the precedence. Yeah. Maybe it's because in the last episode, you were trying to start a fight with Natalie. And then the moment that you heard that Marcus is falling out of love with you, you actually went and cried in her arms in the same party within the same like five minutes of air. time. Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why we think that they're g-gong. So, um, so there are, so Natalie's like, I just don't like to carry negative energy. So when I say hello to everyone and they have nothing but resting bitch face, I'm like, wow, I'm damned if I do. I'm damned if I don't say hello, that is. So Shane's like, hey, what's going on? Get to see you, Natalie. And she's like, good to see you

too. And then Venus is like, dude, you look huge. Wow. Shane. I was like, yeah, I'm fucking stacked up right now. I'm not going to lie. I'm bigger than I've ever been. My bullet tattoos are looking bigger and sexier than ever. The life of a model man. And Chris is like, oh, oh, Shane, Shane Davis is here like talking about being stacked up. Don't mind me guys. Just got to change it in my bathing suit right in front of everyone. Oh, my towel doesn't fall. Oh, let's put it on backwards. Going to have to try it again. Maybe you guys will get to see my junk, huh? Maybe you'll get to see it. I'm like, oh my God, he's naked. And Kim's like, wait, hey, do you have a crush on Chris or what, Marcus?

Like, what are you doing, Marcus? Just only have supposed to have eyes for me. He's like, we're brothers. We're like brothers, right? We're like brothers. No, you're not. So Chris says, yeah, Chris is like, got to do it again, guys. Maybe get to see my weiner.

So, Dumi says hello to Venus. But she's like, hello, Venus. And she's like, do you want to come sit here? So, it's nice. I think she's not all season. He's like, no. And she goes, yeah, well, I, totally understand.

So Natalie's like, oh my God, I almost put my toe in our water. Isn't that hilarious? And Jason's like, oh, no, I'm going to drink it. So then Shane tells us, Natalie, because, oh, we should say that, like, Natalie is sitting next to Jason and she's making this small talk about putting her toe in, I guess, a cup of water. And it's, like, sort of flirty. And Shane's like, huh, Natalie told me, like, not to be flirting with anybody yet, sir.

And, like, now that's what you're doing. And I'm, like, confused by that. Like, are you feeling this? Or if you're not feeling it, let's just be friends. Because either way, I'm a big communication guy. And if something is casual, I need some clarity. Like, you're the one who, you went on one date. And the whole point was that you brought a girl into Sir just to get her mad.

So I think she's now just doing it back to you. Yeah, they've only been on one date. But I think he's like, well, I whipped at my being shot three times story. And like, I totally went up to her. scoliosis story, whatever that is. And so, like, she should be totally in love with me right now. Why is she flirting with somebody else? I was vulnerable

in front of her, okay? I flexed my arm at the top of a rock wall. And so he's like, what's cracking? She goes, not much. I'd love her more to be cracking. He goes, yeah, you want to go over to the pool with me? Come on, we need to have a serious talk. Yeah, so, uh, Jason told me you were getting super flirty with him and Chris.

What about that? And we see a flashback to Natalie between the cousins being like, oh my Ah, this is like a threesome. I'm like between the, I'm like on White Lotus right now. Another white lotus reference. And they're like, yeah. Like, well, like I close.

I'm like, so close to you guys. So now back to the present. Natalie's like, um, everyone thinks I'm flirting with them all the time because I'm super nice. Yeah. And I can feel your walls like super, super high. So I just like bring it down. Be vulnerable. Like I am.

Pretend like you're flexing up of a rock wall. It's like, yeah. Well, this like conversation is like turning me off like so much. Like, I don't want to talk, I don't want to, like, talk about it or overanalyze it. Like, I'd rather you just be, see me and, like, be super cute and affectionate and, like, not have this talk. It's, like, gross. Yeah, but, like, I don't believe that. Like, the way I communicate, that's, like, with anybody I'm seeing.

That's just, like, what I do. I just, like, get into a knife fight for people, you know, man? Yeah, but, like, I'm a relationship person. I meet the person. It's, like, zero to 100. Then there's, like, nobody else. So, like, it's, like, there's not communication because, like, I end up being with the person, like, 24-7 as soon as it starts. So, yeah. Yeah, but like, right, I want to be like super respectful,

but, like, that's like why I'm like, what bothers the fuck out of you? Because, like, while we were talking, you know. Yeah, this conversation, this conversation bothers the fuck out of me. It's like, gross. Okay, reverse. Reverse because, like, this is called clarity. And if you can't do communication. I mean, why can't you just flirt with someone to see what happens? Like, you're showing all your cards. And that's what you're calling communication. And it's, like, making me bored. Like, I'm, like, so bored with you. So, oh, you're bored. Yeah, because there's, like, nothing exciting here.

Like, there's nothing exciting here. You can't start with, like, I was shot three times and then come off of, like, feeling things, like, the very next day. Like, you need to up your game and not go backwards. So maybe you just, like, sploots your load on that story too soon. I don't know. But, like, boring. Okay, maybe we just communicate differently because, like, all I can talk about is communication. So I guess we just communicate differently.

Yeah. I communicate like in a fun, flirty way, and you're, like, communicating in a boring way. So, like, be boring somewhere else. Gross. You're gross. So Natalie's like, though. I loved her being like, shut the fuck up. Like, we're not, you're, I'm not your girlfriend.

What are you having a private conversation about me who I'm flirting with at work? Like, fuck off. Yeah, because she might be, like, having friendly conversation with the guys. But, like, he brought a whole other, a whole other girl into his, her workplace. and he's going to say that's on the same level. So she's like, this might be the first time in Shane's life that a girl is not throwing herself at him. And I think that's where we're going wrong

and is that he can't get me the way he's used to and he is losing his mind. But I'm not that easy. Sorry, Shane. Yeah. So she's done with him. Shane just walks away. He's like, I'm out of this conversation.

Like, I'm so over it. Shane Davis doesn't do this. So he walks off. Hey, hey. So now Marcus and Chris are swimming and having races and stuff. And Audrey's like, oh my God, wait, which one's Audrey? Oh, yeah. She's like, wait, I'm jealous.

Now I want to go to the pool because they're like racing. So Angelica compliments her chest. She's like, oh, my God. You're like, oh, she's with Josh, my boyfriend. And she's like, oh, my God, you got such a nice chest. I'm going to put scent hand lotion on your chest because it's like hard for you to reach it. He's like, whoa. And Shane's like, hey, someone spray my back.

It's like, oh, he, and Angelica's like, I fear that you may have a bigger chest than me, Josh. I'm not going to lie. He's like, yeah, and I've got a bigger foe hawk, too. I don't have a foe hawk, but that's okay. Hey, so when was your last relationship? Aren't relationships the best? Should we just be in one? He's like, probably four to five years ago.

Why? Why has it been so long that I've been single? I'm just focusing on the grind, man. Just the grind, you know? Stripping doesn't strip itself. Okay, you just got to throw yourself into it. It's the grind, man. What about you?

She's like, well, actually, I still live with my ex. I know, it's like crazy. And he goes, yeah, it's like a little bit red flaggy. She goes, yeah, but like, that's the person I wanted to marry and have kids with, but then they didn't want to be with me anymore. And they're like, they can't. Like, they're saying like we're incompatible. I mean, what the heck?

Like, I love love. So, like, I'm in relationships, like, really quick. And, like, I'll move in after three months. So, like, my red flag is that I'll accidentally say I love you during sex. I'm just so sorry. Like, what's wrong with me? I can't stop saying. love you here's the thing when it comes down to it you're hot i'm hot i want to hang out with

you more i think we've got everything we need for a successful relationship that's like the second time we've heard that in one episode someone just being like we're both hot why aren't we dating i mean is there anything else that needs to be checked you're hot i'm what else what else do we need like we're done here she's like well just like invite me somewhere and i'll go anywhere with you i mean i'll probably say yes at this point He goes, let's go to the gym together. Oh, God. Really? The gym?

Take her to dinner. I love a fucking loser. Come on, eyebrows. I love a romantic. So he's like, okay, she's like, okay. And so now people are getting in the pool, and there are some people playing chicken on top of, like, like, the girl, and Angelina are playing chicken on top of Chris and Jason.

And Audrey's like, I have like a hot guy's face in between my thighs. Like, who doesn't want that? Like living every girl's dream, save a horse, ride a cowboy. You know what I mean? Because remember Oreo? and all that, right? Suck it, Mary Faith. Where's your pool party?

So now's Venus's turn. He's like, I'm talking to Kim. Kim, can I talk to you? Okay, well, I want to start with saying that maybe my approach was a little harsh and that that text was like a cry for help and me being like, I have to set a boundary because like I absolutely cannot handle

what is going on in the last 10 months. I can't handle it any longer. And when I came to work yesterday, I felt backstabbed by you because I was totally told by multiple people that you guys were telling people shit that I've talked about them. And she goes, not true. And then we see one day earlier, Audrey saying, are you talking, are you telling everyone

that she's, that Venus is talking shit? She's like, yeah. But I apologize, I just coughed into everyone's ears. They came out of nowhere. I think I was just choking on how ridiculous these people are. So Venus is like, well, they told me that. And like, Gabby, you texting me? Telling me I'm a low-class bitch for trying to throw y'all under the bus.

And I would never tell anyone anything you and Marcus have ever said. Kim's like, well, the fact is when you send me those text messages, I literally cried to my mom. And I was like, he's one of the only person I trust in here. And the whole situation has made me so sad. And like, I'm not sure what moving forward's even going to look like. Because I'm like, I'm not going to go get the food I order. So excuse me. Excuse me.

I don't know what moving forward is going to look like, but it's not going to be on an empty stomach. I'm getting my food. So Kim gets up and she leaves. Venus is like, but I can't promise that it's not on with that bitch. And he points to Gabby. And Gabby's just like, Australia, Australia, Australia. And off to the side. So Venus is like, I don't know what to, I don't know what to think right now.

I'm going to project all my rage onto Gabby. And Natalie is telling him, just take a breath. Okay, just take a breath. He goes, oh, yeah. Well, why is this stupid bitch? This bitch. This stupid bitch. And he goes, he's like, starts yelling at her and pointing across the pool or whatever.

Doesn't even have a mic on. And he's like, should I go confront her right now? And she's like, no. And he goes, yeah, I'm going to. Give me my drink. And he goes, makes like a big stride over there. And he's like, Michaela, you look hot. Gabby, you look like a stupid bitch.

You're hot. You're a stupid bitch. Michaela. Michaela's in. Gabby, you're out. So Gabby's like, thank you. Yeah, that's not cool. And this idiot is now going to have a whole reel of him going up to women,

screaming in their faces and calling him stupid bitches. Like, he's going to. get physical like what an idiot bad move dummy so then he's so then she's like oh thank you he goes you're welcome and macaela's like you're the fucking dick shut the fuck up and venus is like no you're a dumb bitch fuck you and gabby's like you trish and mckel's like why and venus is like she sent me some stupid ass text telling me i'm a low class bitch well you know what you know what proves that you're not a low class bitch maybe like not going up to someone be like fuck you you stupid bitch gay horror like yeah you're acting you're acting like you're in bad girls club it's embarrassing

please stop the gays are asking please stop please your elder gays are begging you please stop this we don't get that much you know what i mean it's vanderpump rules we finally got a gay and this is what you're going to do stop okay go back to your manifesting please so michaela's like yeah well you were talking shit about her to marcus so uh venus is like oh of course marcus and goes hey you know not to come up on me like that brother and he's like oh yeah why so now he goes up to marcus's face and starts waving his finger in his face and marcus is like you don't want to talk to me the wrong way bro okay I'm just asking why he's like be very careful and Michaela I don't even know who michaela is she's like I said

why are you talking shit about gabby and gabby's like I haven't talked shit about this motherfucker the whole time so Natalie's like oh my god please just stop cursing everybody the biggest frontier the cursing and Kim's like oh my god Girl, don't act like you're not always fucking crazy. You're the one who's always crashing out. You're a fake-ass bitch, Natalie, so you shut up, too. She's like, oh, okay, all right, perfect. I mean, you're like psychotic.

You're like psycho. She's like, don't you guys ever move on or make any resolution? I mean, come on. Like, obviously not. Sorry that I'm sisters with your boyfriend. So Kim walks away. Where will this, where will this fractured group ever go from here? We'll have to wait and find out.

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