Watch What Crappens - #3127 RHOP S10E12 Part One: Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

This is part one of a two-part recapStacey’s potato salad isn’t appreciated at the Real Housewives of Potomac pot luck, but Charisse brought something for Ashley to salivate over. Her son. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello, and welcome to Watch What's Crappens. I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben over there. Hello, Benjamunius. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? What's going on with you?

Um, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's, we're, it's Monday. We're on the verge of a big holiday break. I am really excited. What's going on with you? So excited. It's excited. Um, just that. Just getting ready for Christmas, man.

Presents and presents and presents. And there's so many people, Austin has so many. people now. I don't know how we're doing it over here. The city is bursting at the freaking seams, okay? And then they were like, guess what? We're a progressive city. So let's make all of the parking spaces really tiny now. So everybody will buy a new car. Guess what? Texans are not going to buy a smaller car because you make the, they're just going to take two spaces. And then what? Then what? It's a great question. All I know is, I mean, I don't know what's going on with a parking over there in Austin because whenever I visited up on Congress

Street, the way people back into their slanted parking spots, I'm like, what is happening in this city? I mean, I understand Austin's weird, but that's really weird. I love that. It's my favorite part because, you know, I love some douchebag parking, the backwards parking. So everybody, welcome to the show. I don't know why I'm talking about parking to open it up. Just roll with it. It's almost, it's almost break time. You're going to be getting a lot of random shit today from the both of us. Yeah, yeah, you will a lot. Yeah, because, you know, When we're not doing this, you know who I talk to? Like literally nobody. Here in Texas, I talk to my family. They don't want to hear my nonsense. So I don't really get to say stuff like this. So I have to get it all out right now. Every petty little thing I have to say to you, Ben. Yeah, let it all out. Let it flow. Oh, by the way. Oh, wait, no, never mind. No, I thought I had something exciting to say, but I actually don't have something exciting to say. Really? Yeah. I don't. Because it's something that's in bar. It's in bargoed.

It's embargoed. Oh, I can't say it. Yeah. Okay. Well, all right, everybody. Well, we'll tell you that secret some other day. But today it's Real Housewives. Yeah.

Today it's Real Housewives of Potomitome. And today is also our final Amazon Live of the year. We will be doing Amazon Live tonight, Monday, at 4 p.m. Pacific Time. And you find a link for that over at our Instagram at Lincoln Bio. Okay. And that's it. And then tomorrow, today we're also going to do some. to medicine and tomorrow we're doing below deck and then we're out of here and also we did a two-parter

for the traders over on patreon when we come back for the new year there's going to be a lot on patreon because that's where traders is going to go the recaps for traders will be on patrion next season we're so excited to cover that but when we come back oh my gosh everything's back on plus a two-hour premiere of the valley persian style just crazy yeah it's going to be a lot on our plates, which is very appropriate for the Valley Persian style. And I just am, you know, we're going to somehow get through that week, but it's going to be a lot

and we're going to have to figure it. We'll figure it out. We're going to see. We're going to see how this all goes. Yeah. It'll be a lot of laughter, a lot of joy. Okay, everybody. So here we are. Real Housewives of Potomac season 10, episode 12, Potomac Ponies and Problems. Mm-hmm. So, uh, we are still

at Wendy and Giselle's July 4th. a party at the rec center with all the kids. And where we left off, Angel was revealing that she needs to be out of her house. And Giselle was like, you know, oh, did you get evicted? Basically. So guess who is feeling sullen about that?

Angel. So now she's moping around. And Wendy was the one actually who said like, look, I'm not going to dance around it. People say you were evicted. You know, because Wendy's going to take the shop because Angel's being super annoying about this whole catfish thing. And now she's blaming Wendy for it. So Wendy, of course, it's going to be like,

I will articulate it on camera and have this stick with you. Yeah, and so then Angel gives a very confusing answer. She's like, well, I was confused because I was sure that I let them know the exact date we were leaving. So that's why I'm annoyed because if I had known it was July 1st, I would have put myself and my family in a position where we're not having to hurry up and figure out another situation. I was not evicted, Home Girl. I was like, you just, you evicted my wakefulness, that's what I was.

Yes. My wakefulness just left my body. Talk less. Talking shorter sentences. So, Jazzy and Jaze are talking. And Jaze's like, what happened? Ah. And Jazzy's like, well, they were talking about how she was, you know, and when he goes,

her eviction, eviction, she's like, yeah. And Jocel's like, well, that sounds very strange. Ah. And Stacey's like, well, what exactly is the definition of eviction? maybe we should look that up. And so then it comes to Ashley, who starts reading the definition. Siri says expulsion, ejection, ousting, throwing out, displacement clearance. That's exactly what happened.

Mm-hmm. And meanwhile, my phone just lit up because I said the S word. Sorry, phone. Sorry, I wasn't actually calling upon you. So did everybody's phone who listened to this. She was very sensitive, that lady. You barely whisper her name. And she'll nosey is more like it.

Nosey. Nosey. Cocktail party effect. You know the cocktail party effect? No. What is that? It's a real life psychological effect. I find people much more interesting if I'm drunk at a party.

Yes. No, it's that like you may have difficulty hearing the person right in front of you, but at a cocktail party, you can still somehow hear your name from like across the room through all the noise. It's called the cocktail party effect. Oh, yeah. that's a true thing that happens i wondered if that happened the other night at dinner because there was this humongous guy i was in the bathroom and there was you know i just like sensed

this huge presence well i guess not sensed i literally felt because he was gigantic and he was peeing next to me and i mean i'm telling you like seven feet tall he was huge and like huge and muscular and he you know then we were washing our hands next to each other which i was so proud of him for washing his hands because not every guy does and you kind of grunted even And while he, like, washed his hands, he was like, who is that big? He just, like, makes, like, kind of sounds just as he moves. So then my dad, he was sitting kind of close to us. He was, like, two tables away from us.

By the way, dating a really tiny girl, I felt bad for her because I was like, he's going to break you. But anyway, we were sitting near them, but not right next to them. And my dad said, wow, that guy is humongous over there. Did you see him? I said, yeah, I peed next to him. And he grunts when he washes his hands like this. Ra, ro, rah, raw. I was like, that guy's a unit. He's huge. I was uncomfortable. I felt like Danny DeVito standing next to that guy.

And we were kind of laughing, not really making fun of the guy, just, you know, you don't see that every day. And then I left, and he kind of looked at me. And I don't know, I wouldn't say hurt, because he's so big, I can't tell if big people are hurt. But he looked at me kind of like, I thought, was that the cocktail party effect? But I didn't even know what it was at that time. But I was like, maybe he's so, maybe his eardrums are bigger too. And he just heard what I said about him. If you're out there listening to this. I'm sorry if I heard you. Well, maybe, maybe he was doing what I call the coffee shop effect. So the cocktail party effect is when you hear your name across the room. It doesn't matter how loud the room is somehow like that you hear it. But what if his name is a survival thing? Maybe his name is unit.

But the, well, I was going to say the coffee part. The coffee house effect is when you're in a coffee house and you're just like having a moment of tranquility and you're just trying to drink your coffee. Or maybe you're trying to do some work. And there's someone all the way across the room. And all you hear is. Oh my God. So this is like amazing. And so like I went to like the,

I went to like Macy's and they were sold out of everything. So then I went to Zara. They have some amazing deals going on at Zara. And like you cannot tone out this buzzard who's talking about whatever happened in her life the night before. I'm like, it's like it doesn't matter how many people are in there. It doesn't matter how loud it gets or how my, what headphones you put on. It's like that voice is of that certain timber that it just sort of like pierces through

any other noise that's happening, it's like, yeah, and I'm just like, I just, like, over and at this point, like, I don't want to hear from him anymore. I'm like, I just want to read a book. And you shut up. Yeah. Okay, so Kierna kind of stands up for Angel, well, at least to us, to everybody else, she doesn't. She just stays quiet because they're all popular girls and she doesn't want to make them mad. But to us, she's like, yeah, they should, they should leave my girlfriend alone but she doesn't stand up for her in the moment and ashley's like well but then there's been some other talk that you move purposely into this area to be in the group and angels like oh well that's not true at all and she said oh really i would move here to be with ashley and jazelle and

wendy are you kidding me i would do that on purpose to myself well i mean yes because she means the tv show but right i just i do always love like when established reality stars act like they got onto their shows because they were selected from an elite group of actresses like they like they were partaking in the Hollywood reporter actress on actress roundtable and then they were chosen to be in this elite it's like no you applied also you auditioned also you wanted to be on this show and you've been thirsty and doing thirsty things for nearly 10 years to stay on the show and then someone says hey here's an opportunity for me I'm if I moved to Potomac I could actually be on this show I just don't think that's like a I just don't think that's like a thing you can

prosecute someone on. I agree with you. I mean, they're acting like they were there like being shot for the nature channel, you know? It's like a nature documentary until they needed cast members and everyone else had to audition. Like, no, you auditioned too. And actually, you guys are thirstier because you guys didn't even audition for the real house as a Potomac. You auditioned for like ladies with manners or whatever the fuck the show was called back in the day. So this was like some, some job out of like the backstage newspaper, you know, in the back that you all went to. You, like, went to an open call. At least she got an audition for, like, a nationally televised, very popular show.

Why am I sticking up for Angel? You know, why? I'm not, this is such an asshole. Because Ashley is such an asshole, that's why. This is the one time, like, because also you're acting like, oh, my God, she moved in here to be the TV show. Wendy lives an hour away from all of you guys. You guys always complain that she lives, you know, hour, like, maybe an hour and a half away. You know, we have other shows.

Meredith Mark doesn't even live in Salt Lake City. She rents, and she rents when she's on the show. And then all of a sudden, she's back in New York City. right isn't that what people say you know you have real house house of beverly hills where you had once you know you have seasons where erika's in pasadena and someone else is in malibu those are like it's a 90 minute drive between the two of them and like the geographical aspect is pretty tenuous you have hether de brough literally living in the neighborhood of one tv show but appearing in another tv show she's living in beverly hills and now but she's doing shooting for orange counties so it's all doesn't make any sense and i i agree with you i think i'm only feisty about this because it's Ashley who's bringing this up. Ashley, the queen of fakeness. Ashley just fake broke up with Beavis

so she could go on Love Hotel and pretend she was single. But she wasn't. And everybody knows it. I mean, Ashley's the biggest faker ever. So whatever, Ashley. Yeah, be quiet. Leave Angel alone. Angel is the best thing to happen. Okay.

Angel is a top-tier housewife. She's an icon. She is kind of an icon. Although, you know her angel is very entertaining. Angel is very entertaining off the show where she's just doing interviews and she's just like,

I'm pissed and everybody's going to know it. And here's exactly how I feel about these girls and I'm going to let them have it at the reunion. I'm like, okay. Yeah, we'll see. Because you know she's not going to you. Like, let me at him. Let me at him.

And she goes, Sarah. Well, I said that I didn't appreciate that. Burn! She's going to do. And she has prepared statements. Have you seen it? Like she's reading her. her statements. She's like, here's what I have to say about Ashley. I am very upset that what

has transpired in the 12th hour of, I'm like, why are you reading, why are you reading a statement on a podcast? Well, I'm telling you right now what's going to happen is the angel's going to sit up there and she's going to be very quiet at the reunion and she's going to say, I don't want to, I don't, I'm not going to engage with someone who's like this. And I don't, this is not the space where I feel comfortable sharing who I am and I'm very vulnerable. I have lots of walls. And this is not a place where I feel say, bringing down my wall, so I'm not going to speak on it. She's going to do all that stuff. And then she'll be like, see, I really showed them.

And she thinks that, like, her withering silence actually affects people, but it doesn't. It just makes her look like she's being silent. But that being said, I really have come to enjoy her eorness. Like, it's so funny to me, like, how she is able to turn any situation into an your situation. And, like, that normally makes really bad TV. But I'm just amused by how. predictable it is and how reliable it is and and just how how how much of like a failure it is like

it's it cracks me up like even on this episode in like a few minutes we're going to see her she can't even have fun doing like stupid field field game field day races and stuff because she's you know she's like i'm not gonna i'm not gonna smile while i do my three-legged race it's like come on angel this is your protests yeah so um she's like well i didn't i didn't come here just to hang out with you and i moved here to be with ashty and joselle and wendy yars said that part she's like there was no eviction and it's not like that and so um they kind of give it up and as she's like i'm glad you guys are okay really because you guys are insinuating her husband has temper issues and all this other shit too today like you're adding that layer on yeah like oh well ho ho someone's husband is

angry who sure got to deal with an angry husband so you guys are adding that layer on to it too which that's not really a shocker especially from jazelle jazelle's like the biggest like go against the husbander on the show yes and they would she'll excuse for anything cheating lying etc well they they it's so funny because they did try to set it up like wow he's really angry and i think if he were like angry or if he were surly i think production would have leaned into that if they could have but like then we just see footage of him just like smiling walking around the party having a nice time doing like squats with this kid on his back like just happy happy bobby like it's like he this guy was not angry he just was like you know he clearly had like just

finished packing this house and he's stressed out and he's like look we'll get there when we get there and we'll see you there and they're like wow how angry i'm like he's perfectly docile yeah so now let's go over to the guys talking and um eddie is saying that they have their 15 year anniversary coming up oh that's great i hope you guys can print out a line on t-shirts that was inconsequential to harp on like i know i hope you do i know and make your entire family wear it every single scene and then even quote it when your mom calls it is a fitting shirt though because they can use that outside the jailhouse you know all the fans can wear it bring eddie out bring eddie out yeah uh i really i really need to know who are the people that bought

that shirt because they were they thought that it was amusing like who are those people because i need to ask questions something i'm going to wear that's going to be instantly recognizable wherever i go yeah uh so they're talking about how they've been married 15 years wendy wants a new ring which of course she does you know she doesn't want a new ring camera they could catch a burglar that could be coming into that house she wants an actual ring on her finger so um and gregg's like yeah well you know i can tell happy Eddie by your smiling. Really, Greg? Is that how you can tell? Yeah, Greg, he's very observant that Greg. He never looked more terrified because when Eddie is like, yeah, she wants a new ring. And Greg's like, oh shit. In his mind, he's like, wait. So, like, after I give that

first ring, there's still more rings I have to get down the line. Like, it doesn't end. Like, I still have to get more rings. Does a picture frame fit on her finger? Can we do that? Yeah. The only ring Greg really wants is inside of Kierna. So Cherise is approaching So Cherise is approaching Stacey

and Timo and Cherise gets introduced. Okay, so the ghoul, Cherise. What was this? Nice to meet you. Tha, Fasa comes over. Hi, this

and this must be the beautiful daughter. She was like a villain in a fairy tale. And this is the beautiful daughter. I'm like, stay away from her. I don't remember her name, but we call it stem cells for short. Pa, Pa, Pa. Stacey's like, so here comes Cherise, hovering over on a hoverboard, slithering over in lingerie.

This is a family event. Why are you talking to me? Be gone. so it was kind of so weird they showed up to a family potluck wearing a see-through boostier top i know that was like like she's never done that before too it was just so strange like did not make any sense like oh god god bless thatha i don't know i'm always amused when shasha shows up just because i feel like the concept of her is funny i've always said

she sort of looks like a melted candle and she just shows up like hello you know or like someone just like like a cake just fell on her head she just who has that look like sort of deflated but she just is always there in a way that is i don't know it just amuses me because she's always up to sort of no good but like i don't know i can't describe it like my heart gets warmed whenever charisse shows up even though she sucks so much charis is just that girl who got fired from chilis but keeps showing up at all the chilies parties and just tries to start mess like surely i'll be back at chili soon you know yeah and every season she gets into it every season she somehow gets she she she had her moment this season already yeah some seasons are more than others but like

she's just so clunky she's so clunky with how she gets involved too i just find that to be so funny i have a real soft spot for people who are really bad at being a housewife sometimes like you know when they're like when they're mediocre bad like agina and emily especially like a gina i'm like, get out of here. But when you're so bad that, like, you can't help but laugh, like, I actually enjoy that. Yeah, and Charisse definitely does that. So she's like, hi, Thelette. Have you tried the awesome blossom? May I, may I tempt anybody? And so, um, she, she tells Arabella, who's eating some cotton candy. She's like, are you happy now, babe? Did you got that? And she just looks at her like, what the hell? Who's this creepy lady? Stranger danger.

So Stacey's like, I'm so glad we're finally meeting. I've been expressing to Timo quite often how much I appreciate you. You know, actually, I'm going to walk him out. I'm going to be walking out, okay? We're going to walk Timo out now. Bye. Yeah. She basically introduces Timo to Wendy and Eddies.

That way she can say that she's introduced him. And then he's like, I have to go now. And so she walks him out. I'm like, are you going to say goodbye to your daughter? He just walks out. Like, you know that your spawn is over there. you see arabella look after him like what he just walks out like you have a child here you should at least say goodbye to your child timo i will see you for over pizza later now is the time that parents leave so wendy sees and uh she's like oh he's heading out and she's like yeah so eddie's like we didn't get to chit-chat he does not want to chit-chat with you guys you guys tried to ruin his marriage last year i don't know what what's so confusing about timo not wanting to like hang out with you guys but yeah i don't really blame him he's he's definitely not into this whatsoever um so

he leaves he was there for 32 minutes as says um so wendy goes immediately goes to giselle's like so timo just left just why yeah well i think he's nervous around the group no no no why are we catering to this ah well at least you don't get to this party exactly you don't get to use that when you've got a potlet going on okay no why aren't you catering this And she's like, why are we handling it with kid gloves? Did you not remember any of the seasons with you and Michael and like how he was ducking and dodging all the charges against him? I think there were a lot of kid gloves that season with you. Yeah, no kidding.

Wish Michael was wearing some kid gloves when he was assaulting cameraman, Ashley, which you stood up for him for and stuck up for him for nonstop. So now they're all pissed off that he's gone. They're all offended, I should say. And so Giselle's like, well, at first I thought he was part of the rec center staff because I did not know who this gentleman was. And now he's gone. So I guess he doesn't know how to have fun. Is this fun?

That's the thing. It's like, was this worth his time? Is it really worth his time? It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. Now it's time for games. So they all meet up on like the field. And by the field, I mean, the end.

side area with the AstroTurf. And they're going to do things like three-legged, three-legged races and stuff. And so they're this sort of a happy, they run, Gislel falls over. Gislel and Cherise fall over, or Cherise falls over, causing Gislel to fall over, which is funny. It's also funny to think that Cherise is doing a three-legged race, again, in her translucent boostier. And Gisle's like, Sherees, I'm on the ground because of you, ma'am.

You couldn't let get your left foot and your right foot together. Well, I mean, if that's a metaphor, that's not a metaphor. I don't know what it is. Therese stumbling at a three-man race because she couldn't get her feet together. Yeah, and you know. Three-legged race. I said three-man race. Three-legged race.

It's a three-hiverboard race. Three-wheel race. So they also all refused to do the giddy-up properly, which I didn't. Yeah, that really annoyed me. It just ran holding the inflatable, like, pony stick instead of gidy. And then when Stacey did it, they were, like, shocked. They're like, what's Stacy doing? Because she actually, like, did the bouncing and does something with her hand to make it look like she was on a horse.

And they were like, what is happening? This is crazy. This pantomime she's doing. Yeah, they were mad because it was taking her, you know, she was going more slowly. But, hello, she's doing the giddy up. You guys were cheating. Do you understand? Okay.

So then we see that Jackson, Cherise's son comes. And in case anyone's forgotten, he's a model. And you can tell because of his model hat Because it's like a cowboy thing And so everybody's wearing cowboy hats But he's wearing like the model version Which is kind of flat on top and really wide brimmed It's stupid. It's a stupid hat.

It's a stupid hat. He's fine. I'm just going to put it right now. He is fine. I have to take down his hat because that's the last thing I could take that. I was like I thought that actually looked really good. Honestly, I mean, we've known that like we've seen him grow up sort of then we knew he got into modeling, but this is the first one.

I was like, wow. I've got to say, Potomac is like knocking it out of the park this season with the men between this guy, Bobby, Kierna's brother. I mean, you know, there's balances, you know, because then you have like Greg and, you know, but like, I think there was like one other guy where I was like, wow, very impressive. Is it a Timo? Just kidding. But, like, Potomac doing great work. But yeah, I was like, whoa, Jackson.

Whoa. So, Sheree is like, Hey, athlete, look who's here is my son's acting. And you're like,

why is she saying, why is she doing that? And then we had this flashback. It's Ashley, Gisle, and Sheree are sitting there at a restaurant. And Jazeel is like,

how are the kids? And Ashley just starts to giggle. And Sheree says like, what's going on? What are you laughing at? What did I say a pun? With that a pun? Is that a pun?

Well, remember the night. after the crab boil? Yes, Ashley, who could forget the night after the crab boil? What a night filled with glitterati. And we see the flashback to 2023, and Ashley and Jackson are walking up to the door, and she's like, okay, are you dropping me off? Well, thank you.

And he says, you're welcome, and then he leaves. And I guess the cameras leave. And then she tells a story to Charisse that Jackson drove her home because she was drunk, and she's like, uh-oh, a little tipsy, here we go, Smith. Fit it out, fit it out, Ashley. She's like, okay, well, we had a little smooch. And just I was like, whoa, ha, I might be sweating. She goes, yeah, I'm perspiring.

Can you all turn the AC on? So we got to my house. We go into the, Jackson came in to use the bathroom. And then he was holding, he was holding his hand out with my key. And I went to take my key, and then he grabbed my hand, and then he pulled me to him. Yeah, I saw a different side of him that night. This is wild. I mean, it's not crazy, like, in the human world, in the human sense, I mean, they're 10 years apart.

It's not a crazy age gap. That's your friend's son. I mean, that's crazy. And, like, I cannot believe it. And Sheree's, like, so happy. I think she's like, oh, great, I have relevant. I have a fight I can have with athlete. I can be on the Tho again.

She's, like, totally fine. She's like, well, yeah. Well, my son is hot. Both are my deans in doi. Enjoy having sex with me. My faith. Enjoy that. Yeah.

Yeah, it's super weird. You know, and it's especially creepy for Ashley because Ashley is the one who's like, oh, my God. Well, Stacey was trying to talk to Chris, who was married to Monique one time. It's like, oh, really? But you don't draw the line at fucking somebody's son. Are you kidding? Come on. And she did fuck the son.

Like, let's be honest. Because she's like, well, you know, and then what if it's a lot? it was a little bit more than that. Like, if it didn't end at the kiss, you'd be okay with it. So you fucked her sign is what you're saying. And Charisse is like, well, I got to digest this one. I got to digest this one. No, like, they definitely had sex.

And she's just saying smooch, just to test the waters a little bit. But I, like, no, I'm sorry. Listen, that whole, that whole setup, I don't know. Yeah. Like, it's, like, you don't say I saw a different side of someone off just a kiss. Uh-uh. Yeah, you say it off a cornhole. Now, if she did it, you know, look, I'm not like the moral outrage police about it because he's hot and he's a model and he's of age.

And so, like, if a model wants to fuck, you're going to fuck the model. Like, come on. Yeah. But it's just that Ashley's such a hypocrite. And it is, I'm sorry, it is, it is creepy. I don't know that, I don't know if I could fuck one of my friend's kids. That's, I can't. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I can't imagine that. Um, so then, um, also people that young, really are so young. How old do you think he is? He's 27. Okay. So that's not that young. Yeah. He's not that young. That's what I'm saying like in a different context. It's like there's not crazy. But in the context of like, you know, Charisse. I mean, admittedly, Charisse is older than Ashley. There's always been that age gap thing,

but it's weird. I mean, I think what's so funny with Ashley is that she is a real housewife. She's been a real housewife since she was, she's 37. She must have been when she was 27, 28. And the funny thing is that she is younger as a real housewife. She's a real housewife, but she's younger than a lot of the people who were on the quote unquote youth shows on Bravo, like Banderpump Rules and Summerhouse. She's younger than Kyle. She's younger than Sheena.

So that's why when she and Luke were together, it was like weird because it was like a real housewife with someone from Summerhouse. But it was totally like it actually makes total sense. But I think that like when there are real housewives involved, just the name real housewife, we just assume there's like a certain sort of like age gap or like maturity not maturity but like we just think that they're older than they are sometimes and so when it's like oh my god she had sex with someone who's 27 it's like yeah but she's 37 like actually could be on the banner bump rules reboot she's two years older than marcus like that's that's crazy it's just that she's a fucking hypocrite nice i think so then uh she's like well we just needed comfort in each other in the moment oh was the I boil hard on you? I know.

What was happening? That was so difficult two years ago. And Chazelle just goes, oh, okay, then. Okay. It's not up to you to forgive this. I like, okay, well, Ashley, that's fine then. It's like, no, that's not up to you. And so Ashley's like, well, I didn't know I was going to ever tell you this, but I guess I have to.

He, he, he. So she's like, yeah, he's hot. And then we see them talking and I was cracking out because she's like, so. what have you been up to? And he's like, modeling, you know, like in places, like I go to places and then, like, I'm modeling them. It's like, wow. Yep, he's got the exact sort of personality you'd expect in that profession from a flat, from a flat-hatted model. Yeah.

So, I was like, it's game time. Okay, so now we're going to do some tug-of-war crap. They choose teams, which, of course, Stacey. is last. I mean, Stacey was last even an angel, even with Angel there? Yeah, yeah, they really don't like Stacey. So they do tug of war.

It's like, they pull back and forth, someone wins, and Stacey's like, just like, they're acting like they're going to get a new wig or something. Like, what are we really fighting for? What's the prize? And then she is saying, oh, oh, well, look,

like, she was scared of my girls. And then she didn't want me to hold her. And I was like, they've ruined it for me. Her outfit is so cute. I don't know what she's talking about. Did she, is she talking about Stacy? I don't know. It was just fun in games.

So then Angel is upset about them confronting her. And she's like, you know, I really feel some type of way about somebody, you know. I mean, you know what I'm going through is something like it's unexpected. And I don't need to move out anywhere for anybody. I don't get it. And she's like, Angel, I know you have a lot to talk about, da, but it's game time. And she's like, so she's going to ask me if I'm evicted. Now I'm supposed to hop down the turf and be buddy, buddy with you.

And yehaw, well, I don't know how this Colorado trip is going to go. Oh, God. Well, don't make us all to go to Colorado just for you to hate us all. Well, also, like, you, yes, Giselle is definitely like a bitch. But, like, yeah, you do, you do act, like, happy and nice because your kids are there. And it's like a kid vent. And so you just put on, like a warm, like a smile and you participate in these stupid games. That way your kids have fun, and it's not strange and awkward for them.

Yeah, so they giddy up. This is where they fail the giddy up thing. And then they're getting food after, and Stacey is next to Cameron, who's Wendy's daughter. And she's like, oh, if you're going to try the potato salad, you need a special plate, here's one. And it's an American flag. And Cameron goes, a Donald Trump plate. She's like, well, it's the American flag. And she's like, it's the same thing.

Stacey's like, um, it just cuts away. Because you know, Wendy's like, oh, not in this house. Not in this house. Mm-hmm. So, Giselle, that's so sad what's happened to the American, like, you can't even have the American flag anymore without people being like, oh, really, oh, really. I know, I know. You can't even, you can't even have a host of a Potomac reunion anymore without it turning against you, huh? So then, uh, Giselle was like, she's like,

so, uh, Gierna and what's your face? Greg, how's it going? You guys gonna move in? Nah. And she's like,

nah, yeah. He goes, well, so this makes it official. Like, it's official. He's like,

yeah, because Greg is really, he's laying it on thick, the new Greg persona. He's like smiling and chuckling. He's like, ha, ha, ha,

I'm just having so much fun here on camera at this event. Look at me. Fun, Greg. It's me. I'm smiling like Eddie. Does that mean I'm happy? It does. It does.

does. So Giselle's like, well, okay, woman power 101. In the words of old aunties, girl, you done lost your power. That man is never going to give you a ring because he knows he doesn't have to. And he's like, well, how do I get caught up in this mix? And Stacey, so then we go back to Stacey. Giselle, be quiet about the rings, by the way. There's more alive than getting a ring from some man. I'm so sick of hearing about the ring. yeah so stacy meanwhile is she's been really pushing her potato salad uh i guess people were giving her shit for it earlier uh last episode she was getting shit from it for it for it so now she's like trying to pressure eddie into eating it and eddie clearly does not want to eat it so he tries he's like oh yeah it's good it's good just like we'll have some more of it have some more and even wendy's doing it like have some more eddie's like they're both enjoying making him squirm and uh he doesn't like the potato salad clearly so now we see jackson and ashley they they they catch up again, and Ash is like,

So have you been traveling? And he's like, a little bit modeling, New York, Miami, doing that a little bit. How about you? Well, I've been making out with an old guy down in Mexico. His name is Ralph, and he grunts when we make out. So, yeah, like, that's pretty cool. That's what I've been up to. Oh, hi.

Hi, Charisse. We're just catching up. Oh, really? Yeah, you know, and I did share. with your mom. They two were very sweet that night and drove me home. And then we had a little smooch up the buck at night. And she, and Wendy's like, um, I'm sorry. What happened? What? Wait, what happens? What? Yeah, just like a little smooch. Like a little good night smooch. That's all it was. And when he's like, wait, wait, uh, hold on. Wait, what? What?

Teresa's like, is that through Daxon? Is that through? He just shrugs. But that's your friend's son. Wendy's, Wendy's, I like when Wendy's voice gets Cracky. She's like, wait, but that's your friend's son. It's like it was just a little kiss. See, this is the thing with Ashley. No one needed to even know about this. So it's not only that she fucked her friend. It's that she like her friend's son is that she fucked her friend's son and is now going to like make it a whole thing on national TV. It's just very Ashley. Yeah. So I like that Wendy is like, she's the only one who actually seems to be like shocked. like deservedly or like she's having what I feel like is the appropriate reaction which is like wait what the fuck like you made out with your friend's son is anyone else like going to be halted by this and ash like yeah it's just like a little kiss that's okay he's just a little kiss it's like um no and Wendy's like none of you guys better kiss any of my kids okay I'll just say that right now I would take that to the grave he's like well I don't know if my friend looked like Ashley I'd

I mean, she's, I'm not bad at it. I don't know. She's cute. So then Karen is like, wow, nobody's safe for Adam's Ashley. Hydra Coochee. Hide your young sons. Hide your old sons. Hide your daddies. I was like, you better hide your brother. You better watch out. You better hide your brother from the entire world, honestly.

I know. Let's be honest. We'll jump on that if we had the chance. Yeah, let's. I think that that was really funny. It's like Ashley just cast a really wide mat. It's like, just non-traditional casting they can be 18 they can be 70 okay yeah yeah well i think she likes

to dabble in like the young hot guys but then she settles in with like the old trolls that's like her vibe ultimately yeah she likes to date young guys and then she likes to marry the money bags you know she's like if you she's like like the mary fuck hill is like very obvious with her fuck the hot guy and then like the marry is if you look like you could be a CGI sidekick in some sort of fantasy quest she will marry you and she'll also probably kill you um so then um Monday's like well thanks for showing fun way to end family day okay and somebody please take Stacy's potato salad please so now we go to Tia and her

family at the house and it's a family meeting and she is like, okay, everyone, we have to follow up on the chore chart that we talked about. Does everyone already talk about this? So what are some of the things that you should be your chores? I'll start with you. Oh, Rob, Rob, would you like to help out here? My passive husband, Rob. And he's like, well, why don't we just open this up for discussion?

Who would like to volunteer something? Lexi, you want to volunteer? No, who parents like that? You want to volunteer to do a chore? It's not what chores are. Chores are. Okay, come out with a list, make it hurt, and hand it out. And that's it.

And if your kid is falling asleep on the table, might as suggest a fly swatter? Or one of the tennis racket fly swatters, it'll shock him. Yes, book style. Yeah, and I hope that this family paid attention while they're watching this at home to the end scene to see how it's really been. Yeah, exactly. We truly. Wait, did we just see something last week where we were like, yes, we're like, we're so proud of a parent. What happened?

I don't remember. Did anything happen? Did we watch TV last week? I know. Oh, no, it was a Simone. It was Simone yelling at her kids. Oh, and then Simone totally blew that because guess what she followed that scene up with? She went and bought her kid Alexis and then took both of her sons and their girlfriends to Jamaica.

Really? Yes. So now I have to sit there and watch Simone act like she's being all big and strong with her kids when she totally bought him a Tesla. A Tesla in these times. No, Simone, stay strong. Boo. We rescind all of our amazing parent yelling at energy that we gave you last week. Rescended.

So Tia is telling us, like, the producer says that you have chores growing up. But he's like, well, we had people for that. But kids are disrespectful. They will eat something and then just throw the wrapper on the floor. Like, who is there made? Is it me? It's definitely not me. Like, wait, your kids are just throwing wrappers on the floor.

What the hell? Oh, I was so mad for her. I was so mad for her. And the dad was over there like, well, let's have a talk about what we'd like to do in the house. Pick up your fucking rappers or you're moving out. How about that to start? Yeah, that's crazy. So then she goes, okay, I've got a question.

I've got a question. I was like, I was really big into manifesting. You know, I read those books when I was very young, which I mean is why it turned out how I did. Totally worked. But, and I thought I was like really big into like be the who you want to pretend, like fake it till you make it kind of thing. So I'd be like, God, you're so attractive. Then I would kiss myself. Wow.

Like 12. My mom caught me kissing myself in the mirror once and said, what the fuck are you doing? And I was like, I'm just trying to tell my. myself, I'm attractive. She's like, that's not how to do it. Get out of the bathroom. Slowly, back out of the bathroom. Oh, my God.

It's embarrassing. But, I mean, I was cute. I was into it. That was the best day that I ever had at 12. hilarious. Well, it's happening again. The second coming of Ronnie Karam is happening in this household because... If that kid, it's the boy who did it.

There's the boy, Nathaniel. And so she's like, Nathaniel, why are you the first one to say something? And so he's like, I literally did that in the past. So like he's saying like it's over. Like he doesn't do it anymore. And she's like, but somebody's still doing it. He's like, what if it's you? She's like, why would it be me?

Because you're always wearing lipstick. She's like, okay. So wait, it's kissing the mirror with lipstick on. That makes it weird. I'm not sure. I think that I do love that Nathaniel. his yeah but to say i love that nathaniel he's still exasperated in every scene that he shows up and he's like but why he's like always whining he's just like put upon by his older sisters

he's the one who wanted to be adopted like run away and be adopted and he's always just exhausted he's so dramatic i don't want it like i was like it's such a great it's a refreshing a refreshing thing because normally like children of the real housewives are like rolling their eyes or catatonic and to have like this kid being such a drama queen is like so wonderful like i love this for him yeah and he's like but what about all the things i did today already mother so okay well what did you do today and he's like well i put the doritos away so that's something it's like you ate your tomatoes and then you walked away and you left them on the table so ameer is coming over here and i was thinking about taking her to the old house how was

I was leaving Doritos on the table, putting them away. I put him into my stomach. I like that his, like, big piece of evidence, his, like, the smoking gun of how responsible he is is that I put the Doritos away today. Which, to be fair, is more than some of the husbands do on these shows. And then I love that. He didn't even put the Doritos away.

He took, like, if you're going to lie, I'd just say, well, mother, I did all the dishes and mop the floor. I'm like, no, that's a lie. But don't lie. over something that's low stakes that like you really could have done so easily but the absolute perfection of this kid being like this was his day ate some doritos through the bag down and then went and made out with yourself in a mirror i mean what a life yeah that's probably what the lipstick was it's probably just like orange dorido yeah exactly i found orange that there was orange

on the meow. So she's like, so they're talking about how they're going to go see this old house, going to see the old house or something. And so she explains that Amira is her half-sister. And she also has a half-brother. And she didn't find out about them

until her early teens. And at the time, her mom didn't sign up to be a sister-wife. So she was like, team mom, you know, this is bullshit. Yeah. And it wasn't until her dad passed away that they had to talk to the kids to plan funeral and all of that stuff.

And so she finally got to know her personality. And so she's like, well, and she's got some shade in her as well. So we must be related. So then we come back to the table and Tia's like, oh, are you falling asleep over there? And Ava's like, probably. The kids are just falling asleep at this table. Like, what time is it?

It looks like it was like three in the afternoon. So Tia's like, okay, well, I think we should do a quick assessment of anything you see that could be sorted now. Like, for instance, whose plate is that over there? And so Maris is like, it's mine because we were having a family meeting thing, so I brought a plate in.

And he's like, okay, family meeting is over now, okay? And congratulations. You made it through a whole family meeting and made nobody do anything. What is going on at this house? Still no chores. They're like, we don't want our kids to look spoiled on TV, so let's have a meeting about doing chores,

and then it just fails miserably. So I know. So now we go. over to Stacey and Timo who are working out or more like Timo's like walking on a treadmill and Stacey's sort of doing things. This is where Stacey is her most awkward and uncomfortable

is when she flirts in a gym and unfortunately we've seen more of this than we'd like to admit. Yes. So let's see. So Timo's like Are you ready? Ready for workout? And she's like, oh well, Belle is at the neighbor so we could have some time to ourselves.

He's like, yeah, a stair climber. That was the time that we go on stairs to nowhere. Oh, sure. I guess we could do that, too. He's like, so, uh, one to start, let's get on these machines. Well, that's not what I thought you were going to say. I know, I know you want sexy time, but it's staircase time. Oh, okay.

Well, I'm a yogi at heart, and I'm not really trying to be like, we know, like, you know, like, you know, working out, working out, you know. And then we see clips of last year when she was working out with TJ and being all sexual about. it yeah and she says well we all know that couples who sweat together stay together and clearly we're trying to stay together i hope and pray dear lord if you have to work out together to stay with anybody i'm real there's really no hope for me fuck that yeah doing that for anybody that's really hard that's a really difficult thing to put on your partner so stace is working out and then she's like like doing squats on a yoga ball and doing all these things and she's trying to be all sexual. She's like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, this is hot. He's like, yes, this is very hot. Good

exercise. Good calisthenics. So now she's saying that now that he's back home, they're picking up where they left off and it feels so right and blah, blah, blah. It's just like a cute little Timo scene. Not much really happens. They talk about it like, oh, it's not a great year back in the house. He's like, oh, it's so good. And we're doing it for Arabella. Arabella. What we do find that is that Timo does not like big butts and he cannot lie. She's like, I'm just trying to get my butt bigger. He's like, why would you do that?

She's like, because people say my butt's too small. The butt is already too large. Make it smaller. I'm like, whoa, Timo, he's not like a big butt, it turns out. Yeah. So they talk about Arabella and then we go to Angel's house and there's moving boxes still everywhere. And she's like, okay. We're moving things to storage before we go to Colorado, but we'll find the right house, but I'm stressed.

And we're going to have this great trip. Our friends are going to get to come experience Wanderland. Even after Potomac and Ponies, I'm going into the trip with an open mind because they're going to get to know me. And I'm giving the ladies a taste at the Wanderland experience. So think luxurious, guided, mindful, high. hiking experiences could you imagine an unmindful hiking experience you just like walk off a cliff whoops wasn't being mindful fly fishing half of our party drowned in a ravine i'm sorry this wasn't a mindful experience so we're not on the hook for that why do i think that uh mindful hiking

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