Watch What Crappens - #3129 Married To Medicine S12E04: Toya Story

Episode Date: December 23, 2025

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Welcome to Married to Medicine Day, everybody. Today is also our final Amazon Live of the year. It'll be at 4 p.m. Pacific Time on Amazon Live. You can find that by looking at our link and bio on Instagram. That's the easiest way. And today, we're going to do a little married medicine and then below deck tomorrow and then we're out of here for Christmas. Oh, party. exciting well it's so exciting so exciting this episode of merit to medicine wow what a doozy what a doozy

i was i mean toy is gonna toya that's what i got to say all these years in toya is still gonna toya it is i was cracking up i was cracking up and i was also you know a lot of toria shameful yes embarrassing and shameful toria yeah but you know it was kind of also refreshing because a lot on these shows I mean this show is in its 12th year people okay 12th and a lot of times on these shows you watch them for so many years and people really get watered down they listen to what the audience is saying and they take that and they try and change for the audience and I mean look at Kyle Richards Carl Richards actually used to be fun and somewhat honest and now she's just like I can't talk about it and it's and it just gets so annoying and water down basically to watch these people

after a decade sometimes not Toya not any of this cast I have to say really not any of them they're like you know what I'll be worse than ever it's season 12 and I'm gonna be the worst version of myself that you've ever seen so sit tight it's like yes yeah truly

Toya is a force unto herself and sometimes you just forget that and it was great to see Toya being vintage Toya this episode So if we start off, we're actually still at that hookup party for Brandy as her birthday dinner where Contessa just had a full on, you know, it's not a meltdown, but she definitely had a moment where she was feeling obviously very jealous about the fact that Brandy's man did something to contribute to the birthday as opposed to Contessa's man, Scott, who did nothing. So we're in the wake of that, and Simone has just been making comments about sort of like wanting to get divorced from Cecil again. And everyone is, he is alarmed, especially, including Quad, who, you know, Quad and Simone have been on, you know, shaky ground for a while. But Quad puts that to the side to express a certain amount of concern.

Yeah, Shaq, who here, who here has not thought of ending their marriage? And Quads like, don't say it. Don't say it, Simone. Don't do it. And Simone's like, girl, you have no idea. Do I look happy? Do I look happy? You don't sound happy.

You don't sound like a happy person. Heavenly next to me. So Simone's like, I have been so frustrated with my family and the way that Cecil has not had my back. This is a clear indication that my marriage is not in the right place. And so

Jackie's like, oh, this is back down memory lane for Simone and Cecil and it's disturbing. We often joke about our husbands, but something's not right. The D-word? Divorce. Yes, we know the D-word. Thank you, Jackie. For those who didn't listen

to Real Housewives of Potomac recap, it turns out that after all of this, after all Simone's hemming and hawing and standing up for herself, I'm not taking this shit anymore. She ended up buying that little brat at Tesla and then took him and his brother and their girlfriends to Jamaica.

So I don't know what happened between this scene and that, but damn. That's crazy. She's fit to be tied right here, you know? So Simone's like, well, I just want to live in a high rise downtown. Jackie's like, say it again, and I'm going to pop you on your lips.

I'm going to pop you on your L word. That's lips. And she's, Simone's like, I'm in my zen. So Brandy's like, okay, everyone, this is supposed to be a, something for good spirits. We're supposed to be coming here with a good spirit.

So let's change it. Yeah, let's change the energy, Daddy. So Contest is like, yes, let's reset. We'll reset. I'm like, don't act like you're the one Contessa acting like you're bringing in a new great energy. You're the one who created the negative energy at this party in the first place.

So. You started at Contessa, but also Brandy saying, oh guys we i feel like we lost the whole intention for this thing have you watched this show the intention is wallowing in bad marriages yeah i mean where have you been there's that too so uh contessa's basically saying that brandy she's like brandy is new to this group and we can go hard in the paint but i don't think paying for a couple you know a thousand dollar dinner like paying you know a couple thousand dollars for dinner is a thing to do cartwheels

and back hands springs about but for some people it is and that's awesome i'm like yeah it should be Because this isn't like a milestone birthday. It's just like it seems like it's just some other, like an off-year birthday. So, yeah, I'm still going to support this guy doing this for brandy. I think it's pretty cool compared to Scott. Yeah, why not? Especially when Scott did nothing and you're trying to give him credit just for paying for it. Yeah.

Yeah. So Heavenly's like, Simone, get some love. Come on. I have some love. Are you doing okay? She's like, I love you. It's tough. She's like, and he calls like, she's going to be all right.

And heavily's like, well, my shit's worse than yours. guaranteed i fussed my boy out and he left and i don't even know where the fuck he is you're gonna find him okay let's sit down because hey we got their shoes baby let's sit down so i can cry to you okay you want to hear what happened to me so when my son got arrested you don't understand my heart and then i came off all wrong obviously because when i tried to curse my opinion to my boys i'm you know i'm cursing their opinion out and i don't know i just feel really bad that they didn't understand what i was trying to say when i was like get the fuck out of my house I didn't really understand it.

And Simone's like, that's how I do it too. She goes, very loudly. She's like, yes, that's me. And Heavenly's like, and you know what? He never disrespected me. He just got his shit and he left. But here is the thing, Heavenly. We created the monster.

And you can't be mad at the monster. You literally can be. Retrain the monster. Retrain the monster. Don't just be like, well, that's a monster. That's what they do. They scare, they scare my kid when she goes to bed at night by hiding under the bed. Put nails under the bed.

Do something to get the monster out from under the bed. You literally. It's in your control, Frankenstein. You literally can be mad at the monster. If you're not going to be mad at the monster, it's just a pet. Okay? Like the monster is there for you to be mad at, right? So then they sort of like hug or whatever, but they sort of like understand each other in that moment.

So now we go back to Simone at work. It's another day. and a patient's asking Simone about hot flashes and she's like well one of the things that make hot flashes worse are caffeinated beverages and alcoholic beverages and the lady's like so what about wine

wine is alcohol so then we go over to Contessa and Scott's Money Pit the new office and Contessa is like okay realistically how much time do you think before we get finished and he's like well we've

got 40,000 floors and walls and ceilings to do, which isn't that a coincidence. That's how much her party cost. Oh. And so she's like Pinky Promise, which is weird, but we just had a scene last week where they told you it was two months. So I don't know why you asking Scott every day how much time you have left is going to change everything. It's still two months. Yeah. And then we go to Brandi at work and she's just, you know, going to give some filler to someone. And now we have Toya and Eugene. And they're walking apart. No, this was, this was, this was important because there's a new kind of filler that's a very thin filler. So I thought that was, I was like, what is it? Talk about it. Please talk about it. What kind of filler is this? Is it

better than big chunky like Lisa Rinne filler? But what is it? I want to know what it is. How much does it cost? Where is it on the menu? What does it do to my uterus or whatever? My urology center. Yeah, something we'll have to look into for a 2026, I suppose. Yeah. Yeah. So now we go to Toya and Eugene. Yeah. And they're walking in the park and Toya was like, look at those kids. play like the play of the yeah look at this kid playing player did you ever did you want to have enough what is she what is she what is she saying here look at this kid playing player did you want to have another quick so we can walk to i don't know they're just walking she's like look at your

children there sleep in bed with the black age the blackout shines down until three the afternoon what's up with that you ujid and he's like well that's boys that's why they grow a lot in the summer because they sleep a lot. She's like, what? And he goes, because that's when your body sleeps. And she's like, are you giving a big excuse for stay in bed all day? He's like, no, I'm serious. She's like, well, I don't want them sleeping the summer away either.

But anyway, how many days are you off here until he's like, well, I'm off for six days. He's off from the ER. How many days are you actually going to like off from the recharge wellness? He goes, well, I don't have anything scheduled. But I do need a break because I just work pretty much seven days in a row. And she goes, well, I know you were asking me about my walkthrough. at Contessa's office and he's like yeah well what did you think and she's like well when I told her that we were looking for space she's like I took the storage unit so I just

carved out a little bit more space for Eugene and she's basically like yeah they gave us like a shitty little corner of their building that's not even done yet yeah she says the problem is they took up all the greatness in the building for herself and then she's like anything on the right with windows is mine and then here you go over here the storage closet right outside the bathroom. So we got to smell everything going on. Nah, I'm good. I'm good. Who would have thought? Who would have thought that this would have already started to lead to problems? I didn't think it would be this. Yeah, we knew this was going to happen. We knew it was going to happen. But I'm surprised Contessa is ballsy enough to put Toria's husband right by the bathrooms in the closet. That's crazy.

Yeah, that is wild. Um, so Toya was like, I just don't feel confident with some of the things she was saying. And Eugene's like, look, I understand the goal is to work less and to be home more. And I even like growing recharge wellness some because that gives me the opportunity to be home more and work less shifts. But like now I'm just like, I'm sorry that the compromise with me making more money right now is being out of town.

She's like, yeah, why do you need to work? Why do you need to work yourself until you're exhausted and drive five hours away to any job? Well, have you seen the rest of your episode, Toya? Why does Eugene have to work so hard that he has to drive, like he has to drive five hours just to make the money

he can like to support this family and then cut to her with a part like a pool party at back with louis baton towels that cost 545 dollars each because yes i looked them up oh my gosh not to mention why would he want to because you're hellish if this episode is like anything like your normal life he is escaping you do you understand because for a lot of this i'm like well why there's places that aren't five hours away to work i don't understand why he would have to go do this five-hour thing either. I didn't really get it either. But after this episode, I sure his shit do. I mean, damn. Yeah. He's like, look, I'm working less shifts that just happened to be out of town. And when I was working in town, it was the same amount of shifts, if not more. So whether I sleep in my own

bed or the holiday and express, and she's, which you know, she hated that he said holiday and express, you know, because like, here they are like the Louis Vuitton blankets, but he's like, or towels. But he's, when he's traveling, he's staying at a holiday and express. Don't tell people, that's what you say. You mean that they're with Scalton. of rural Georgia, right? I know, but can you imagine if he tried to stay at the Ritz Carlton? She wouldn't let him.

Not without her. She's like, oh, no, you're going to the holiday and express, sir. And you're lucky that it's not the best Western non-express. So she's like, at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing, and you can roll his eyes and shake his head, but he has no clue what type of stress

that we go through as a stay-at-home mom, single because your husband's gone. Okay, well, your kids are old at school all day, And I'm not saying that that's nothing, but comparing that to this man working 10 jobs and driving all over the damn state to just try and get you Louis Vuitton Tows. It's enough, toya. Come on. Yeah.

We all acknowledge that being, like being a stay-at-home mom is a very rigorous and difficult job. Like, we will never take that away. Even when the kids are older, it's still a lot. But, like, like, do you understand, like, you guys are moving houses, every single year there's extra there's extravagance on display all the time like we see like the cars we see the the the towels etc it's like like that doesn't pay for itself like he has to go out work these jobs it's crazy and she's saying well you're sleeping and you know your family's coming and going in your house is being run to perfection so yeah i mean it's not any different for you

but for me it's very different and he's like but i'm home oh she says I'm home for five or six, seven days without my husband. And he's like, well, you can't have your cake and eat it too, Toya. And she just looks at him like, how dare you? Yeah. What else am I supposed to do with a cake? Yeah. He's like, all these hospitals.

Waste the cake. Well, it's not, man, I don't understand that. It's like, all these hospitals I keep going to, they want me to work there full time. There's a good, there's a need for good ER doctors. There's not many. She's like, yeah, but there's also a need for good black husbands that are home. And it's like, I know, but like, which is why I took this job. So they, by the way, they are clearly in like a death.

spiral right now because like she's miserable because you know what honestly like you know it does suck because she wants she wants him to be home with her and and so she's miserable that he's not home and so she's resentful so the time that they do have together she's angry which makes him want to actually leave more which makes her more resentful and la yada yada yada it goes around in a circle and it's not good i know that simone and cecil will have a whole lot to bite into when they do their unlicensed couple there this season in the Caribbean. Oh, that couple therapy in the Bahamas

or wherever we're going to do. But they do relay races. It's going to be something. Yeah, relay races and somehow this fixes everything. The potato sack race of whose marriage is on rockier ground this season. Toya, you're going to speak to daddy and pretend that daddy is Eugene. Now tell Daddy how you feel about Eugene. That's what's going to be.

And say it on my lap. It's Cecil. So then we go to Dr. Jackie's office and Quad's there. And Quad is there with King. And Jackie's like, oh, King came. He's going to get an exam too. And she's like, well, what are we checking on King, JJ? What are we going to check out on King, Jackie?

And she said, we'll check out his prostrate. And he's like, oh, that's exit only. Sorry. All right. Well, Tam, you know, Quad. So she introduces Quad to like the tech and everything. I love that he's acting like it's a gay thing. He's like, exit only.

Okay, so you're never going to get a prostrate exam, really? It is also kind of funny to think, like, she's like, well, what are we checking on King? I'm going to stick my finger up his asshole. The OBGYN. Well, yeah, I've got bad news for you, King. That day is going to come, whether you like it or not. Someday a doctor's going to stick their finger up your butt. And it's going to happen a lot sooner than you expect.

um so jackie is like uh so they're settling in everything and um they're saying hi etc and then king's saying he's asking about this this tech from jamaica whatever and they get in and jacky is saying how like you know she's working with the doctor in gana this fertility journey and she's could be supportive and they're going to go look they start looking for cis and everything and what was so funny is that like king did like a lot research ahead of this appointment so he knows like all this information and he's like he's like very happy that he's like he knows stuff he's like sort of suppressing his smile because because basically quad is they're looking at the service he's pretty smart actually it's like more initiative than we've seen any husband on any show on bravo ever do to be i know like i was like

impressed i was like oh his wife has a medical issue and he's actually sat down on the internet and did like the research so uh dr jacky is like so from the end of the uterus to the cervix what uh this is the cervix and quad's like what does the cervix do for the people let everyone know and king goes king is like it holds the baby and jack is like wow he looked up what the cervix does look at that doctor look at him he's so smart jack he's so smart my man so since you have a long cervix we won't need to suture anything up because we'll and we'll be good wow look at that it's like i studied he's so happy yeah it's like and then we're going to measure the thickness of the walls and make sure they're not worn out and cause of the crowd's like my walls

are not born out now watch your ass how dare you how dare you talk about my worn out walls no my walls are stronger the one who's got weak walls is gel the daffodil has it baby So, um, so anyway, they're looking, there's, they see a little cyst and Jack is explaining it and, um, you know, that it's like, it's part of what happens, et cetera. And this is just a medical scene and just only funny because King actually keeps on interjecting with these like, one thing about ovaries is that they tend to grow at a rate of three millimeters per year. He just has all these little facts. He's like so happy. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. Okay, so now we go over to Mimi and her husband, and they're driving, and they're like, we have a surprise for you, kids. What do you think it is?

And the boy is like, a monster truck. And Savannah, the little girl's like, I think I just want like 60 LOL dolls so I can have them. Maybe that's my surprise, LOL dolls. Kids love those. The LOL dolls. What are they? What's an LOL doll? I have to look at it out.

You know, our friend Michelle, she has two daughters. And when they were a little bit younger, they were always asking for these LOL dolls. They're like, I think they come in like a little box or a ball or something like that. A ball. They come in like a little lunch box ball.

Yeah. It's like a, it's like a capsule. It's like a Tylenol. It's just like big-eyed, like a big-eyed doll. Big-eyed little doll. sort of like a brats.

It's like the, it's like the, it's like the, it, I feel like it owes a lot to the brats community. My brats, I mean, the toy, nothing else. So, yeah, they want, this, this girl wants a lot of LOL dolls. And so Steve's like you're excited for it, like you said for summer. They're just making small talk with the kids and everything. And they're telling us that the kids are 18 months apart. And Stevie was diagnosed with autism. him. He had certain peculiar behaviors. And like that diagnosis was hard for them. And so they

need to like, they're going to find like a special needs camp for Stevie. Yeah. So they're talking about that. And then Stevie gets mad at his sister and hits her. And so she starts crying and they're like, oh, God. So they pull over. And then they just basically talk about how hard it, you know, how hard it is to learn how to deal, you know, be good parents to their kid and all that. I was like I'm hilarious I found myself like out of nowhere like I got my I started to get choked up because they're both crying in their interview like they're both sitting there crying and actually really see these are two parents are really trying to work with this it's a difficult situation and they basically like Mimi goes in the backseat to sit with the son the daughter goes in the front seat although it was funny I thought like when the kid like punch his sister and she's like she starts to cry and then they're like can you guys like Stevie like They reprimand the son. And then Steve Sanders is like, I think what Steve was like, okay, you guys have to hug. And I just thought it was funny because like, they hug, but they're still mad at each other.

But it's like what kids, like, you know, when kids have to do things, you know, they're like, Stevie's angry. She's still crying. She's like, oh, I'm going to let them go. But like, it was cute. But, yeah, it was actually like a very beautiful scene. And I was definitely, I was like, they're such good parents. They're working so hard. I'm imagining you sitting at home crying on your couch.

It's so funny because, you know, I can't stand kids and yet, like, like, weirdly, like, I'll get, like, choked up about this stuff. Maybe I can't stand them because I secretly want them. No, that's a lie. I do that definitely do not want kids. Do it. Oh, my God, do it. I would love that if you guys had kids. Think, is that what Matt?

Come on. I need a kid. Oh, absolutely. I got a new baby here in Texas. My cousin had a baby, and she's so cute, little Ila. But I don't have a new baby in a, well, actually, that's, you know, well, actually, that's, not true. My friend Rebecca just had a baby. Never mind. You're off the hook. You've got like five years till I need. Oh, she had her baby. But then it's time. That's exciting. It's so cute. She's so

cute. You know what I? Oh, you know what I had last night? I always need a baby in my life. I did not have a baby last night. I had dinner with my friends. So that was fun. I liked being able to do that. Anyway. Well, that is the thing. It's like, oh, I love your baby. Miss your mommy. You know, I always tell the baby, miss your mommy. Okay. Yeah. Thanks for being born. I'm sure it's going to be great for you yep like you know for us gays that's what we see we see our straight friends they get married and then you say well that's it go having their babies and i'll see in 18 years i still see them all the time it's just different you know it's not at like nice dinners it's just like we're both covered in in shirios now and bar yeah of course you see

that so um it's just in a different context yeah so then um you're just in a different context yeah so then um Eugene and Toya are getting ready for their party. They're making a list. And Toya's inviting everybody. And she's saying, I'm very hesitant to invite the other ladies because we're judged on everything. I can't even keep track of all the things said about these ladies have said about us. But I'm just trying the hardest to give my friends the opportunity to show me something different. Oh, okay.

And then so we see clips of everybody being so judgmental. And it's like heavenly going, wait a minute. Why are there camels at this party? Which I feel like is a valid. valid judgment and like also you guys had tax issues so that's why people are being judgy also toya you're a judgey bitch when i say bitch i mean like the nice bitch like yes batch not like you're a judgey bitch but like you know you like you're like we're judgy bitches too like that's just how it is were you not just being judge about contessa's office building five

seconds ago like i'm sure they could pull out a whole nice montage of you being judgy over the years and guess what don't stop we appreciate it and it's deserved um but all Also, another thing is like whenever you buy a house, that's like always inviting judgment, no matter what. It doesn't matter if you're toy or just anyone who buys a house. People are going to, people will judge and they'll have side conversations. I'm like, well, I really like the house. Well, I was surprised they went for this or they did a good job with that. So if you keep buying a house every single year, you're just basically inviting a new round of judgments.

Sorry. Yeah. So she is telling you, Gene, okay, well, I started texting. Don't get me wrong. I started it. but there was a fake balance, the Aga purse that was left in by party the other day. So in our group chat, I said,

whose fake ass purse is this? And Eugene's like, but why? Why do you have to go about it like that? Toya, who hates judgments. He hates judgments. She hates people being judged. And Toya, who doesn't have any fake things? I know, yeah.

Toria is like, why are they so judgmental? So who left this fake ass purse at my house? Yeah. So Toya's like, well, so Heavenly sends a text and it's like, maybe that's my purse, but like my house is paid off, which I love that that was Heavenly's response. It's like, that's my purse, but my house has paid off.

And Eugene goes, yeah, well, I'd hope so. You've been there 35 years. And she's like, that's what I said. I mean, disgusting. They're living in an old house that they've been living off it for like 35 years. Like, it's not gross. It's called being financially responsible. And preparing yourself for retirement at some point.

And like Eugene, who's never going to be able to retire. He's going to be working until he's 90 years old. I know. I love how judgy they are for someone who's been in their house since 2023. I'm sorry, for 23 years. Like, she's like, wow, that's horrifying. You know, do you know that these things appreciate, right? Real estate's supposed to appreciate or, I don't know.

Yes. You know that you are in debt and they have money coming to them, like a lot of money coming to them from theirs. So Eugene is like, yeah, group chat, bad idea. She's like, oh, you and your friends don't have a chat? And he's like, no, we don't have a group thread, which is weird, right? That the guys on this show don't have a group thread. I mean, that's, I don't believe it.

I don't believe that. I don't believe it. There's guys chat. If there's anything we learn from the Valley, there's always guys chat. So Toya's like, yeah, the only thing it would be about cigars and the next golf outing and like, you know, wearing sports jerseys. You know, Eugene was like, wow. You can have a group chat about that? I'm starting it up right now.

Hey, guys, I just got a new cigar. I want to go golfing? I'm going to get in New Jersey afterwards. Yeah, he's like, who's fake golf bag is this? And they laugh. And she says, I mean, girl, let me go love on my, oh, I said, girl, let me go love all my family and friends who love me in return and get this party together.

See ya. And then she put, girl, I'm in between patients, but I had to say this because my man loves me too. But his dick is so big, you're loving on some little shit. Let's go. Heavenly I just want to be in a thread with Heavenly where she tells me off every day

I know and Eugene's like This is the dumbest conversation ever And he does that thing where he like sort of like looks left and right You know where he's like And he looks sort of like He becomes kind of like a little bit of a Muppet Because his head chicks will be He goes

He's the dumbest conversation ever She's like yeah That was the first thing in the morning So now we go to Mimi and Steve You started it You started it both with Heavenly And by telling everyone and you wish your husband's stick was bigger.

Yes. I mean, you started it on every level. So then we go to Mimi and Steve. They're on their way. And he's, uh, Mimi is saying, she's talking about the group chat and saying it was lit. She's like, Toya and Heavenly went at it. And like, I'm just embarrassed about my friends acting like this in this group chat. I just want you to know what you might be walking into.

You're embarrassed. You're the one who signed up for this. This chat was been raging for years before you got here, Mimi. So then Toya announces, so this is the party, so after yelling at, well, she didn't yell, but after basically, you know, chastising Eugene for working too much, Toya's like, okay, everyone, I'm now going to throw a party with Louis Vuitton towels and all sorts of excess. It's a skip workday Toya style. It's all about serenity, which, spoiler alert, there's nothing serene about this party. the fact that she says it's all about serenity is hilarious so she's like yeah i'm going to take the girls and transport them to the south of france no no this is not the south of france at all this is not the

south of a french dressing bottle maybe so she's like yeah you gotta have a bartender with frozen drinks that cool you off and we see by the way big week for that frozen margarita machine because it was the same one that Craig had on Southern Charm. They got a bunch of close-ups on this episode. Oh, it's like the same brand and everything? I think so. It looked like it. Maybe we should put that on our Amazon Live.

Yeah, they're selling these on Bravo right now. So then Cecil and, you know, people start arriving and stuff. And Eugene's like, did you skip work? And Cecil's like, well, hers can't be a skip date because she's skipping patience. And someone's like, I would have called, I would have to be called leave the patient. behind so they say hi anila's there and oh god a nila and kieran they show up in of course a cyber truck i for some reason i didn't really peg um curran to be a cyber truck driver i pegged him to be someone who'd make fun of those people i pegged eugene to be a cyber

i thought eugene would be the one with the cyber truck because eugene is very much like he's like a big old like tech nerd and i feel like you'd be into like the techie like the like oh my god it's sold driving and has all these features blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah like the way like all those tesla like the hardcore like tesla people are um so i thought eugene would be the one and then kieran would just be like making fun of him but it was actually kieran who has it and like i'm just so embarrassed for him i'm embarrassed for anyone who has those trucks i'm sorry to say sorry that's just you how those trucks are stupid they're legitimately driving triangles they don't they don't even make any sense and i was

wondering, have you ever seen the windows down on those? Are they like knives? Are they like sharp daggers that I don't know. Chop your children's fingers off because they're perfect triangles and then the window goes up into a triangle. So how does that work? I know we're going to get some emails from some people being like, I actually have a cyber truck and like I swear I'm not a dick. It's actually a really nice truck. Like I'm very happy for you, but what part of me saying that we're judgy bitches did you not hear? I am a judgy bitch. I'm a judgy bitch. And I see the cyber truck i've got the cyber this the the cyber truck cafe the the the the pilot experiment the cyber truck diner is like a few blocks for me and all i see is all of those lined up drove by that

lined up my gosh i drove past that the other day going i think i was with you we were doing something in hollywood and i was leaving there and going somewhere else in hollywood and i passed that little place and i was cracking up i mean it's the biggest douchebags there's everybody's like out there shooting content. They're like, hey, they're like standing on their Tesla, pretending their surfing. Like, you get this? Yeah. You get this, bro. They're, like, shooting, like, hip-hop music videos in the street.

Tripod. Tesla's in their cyber trucks and some shit. It's like, oh, my God. Literally, every person in here is a fucking douche. All douchefels. There was not one normal person who's literally all TikTok content creators acting like dicks. I was cracking up, because I've never seen that before. It was like a movie set. It's, it's crazy.

It's crazy. And then, so I'm like not going to have sympathy for anyone who drives a cyber truck because it's just a duchy car i'm sorry now i will say the tesla my cousin one of my cousins got a tesla and she was telling me about it the other day that self-driving feature sounds amazing now that sounds amazing now politically i wouldn't get it because get a waymo i would feel gross driving one get a waymo but i don't think people buy waymos for themselves those are just like no and also they have like the full chimney thing on the chimney fan or whatever i like to think of it as a top hat yeah but the teslo she's like yeah i have it take me to the mall i said because she went to the mall christmas shopping and i'm like who does

that right before christmas wasn't it crazy on the weekend and she said oh yeah but i just had my car dropped me off in the front and then i told it to go park itself so it went to find parking and then when i was ready it came to pick me up that's wild i mean i didn't know the teslas could do that I thought the Teslas were like, were in the car and it would sort of like drive for you, like it would follow the lanes, everything, but you still sort of have to monitor it. You could take your foot off the gas. It'll do the rest. I didn't know it was like you actually could have the car. Imagine like that's the story that you were told, but in reality, it's like news report like abandoned Tesla rolls, crashes into three cars at the mall parking lot.

I wouldn't put it past this cousin to just be like, yeah, I just got out in front. And when I came back, my car was there waiting for me. That is totally like her. I tell you, I ever drove away at all. I did take my first Waymo, by the way. I took Waymo for the first time. Your first wine. Yeah.

I don't know why I'm judging. I've never taken one. No, I've never taken one. It was kind of great. But I drive everywhere because I don't really drink anymore. I don't drink that much anymore. But it was kind of great. It was, what was crazy about it is that it changes lanes very aggressively.

Like, it's kind of like, well, it was very much like the timo of changing lanes. It was like, no, it was the time to change lanes. And it was like, whoa. But it was. nice. I make latency now. You move. It was fun. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed my Waymo experience. I it's wild. At first, it really is wild. You're really like, wow, there's no one driving this car. The steering wheel is just turning itself. And I'm in the hands of a robot. But every time I start to get freaked out about that, you just have to remember all the times you've been in the hands of a human and the terrible decision that they make over and over. and over again, and somehow the robot doesn't seem as bad. Yeah.

I'm here for the robot apocalypse, frankly. I think it's great. I mean, not the apocalypse where they turn on us and kill us all, but the point leading up to that, it sounds so fun. I love the little... You know, we're like, robots do everything, and, you know, it's great until they get sick of our shit. Yeah. Anyway, so

this is a party about serenity, and she's like, and then everybody's going to walk around outside and be transformed, where you just feel like you're around people with money, all right? So Toya Poor Toria, that's so tacky So be like, I want everybody to come to my place

And feel like they're around money People with money Yeah, I feel like people with money Don't feel like It's just like you feel like you're around people with money Because we're all rich Like I don't have to make you feel that way With like cheesy branded towels

Yeah, or napkins So Toya's like It's like well I'm going by my napkin right there Did you read it, Mimi, that napkin? Did you just sit on that little bitty-ass that? So she's mad because Mimi put a napkin down and sat on it. And the napkin was like monogrammed or something. And Toya was so, so mad that this napkin was not.

And this is also how you can see the difference. Ron and I recently, like, we had, we went to someone's house who was very, very, very wealthy. Very, very, very wealthy. And she had all monogrammed, clothed. napkins and they were like I was like oh my god this is like I was being so careful with it it was like a monogram it was like a little cloth napkin with a monogram I was like to be careful and she was like oh don't worry about that I've got a pack of 500 or something like that because you're when you're wealthy you just buy them

in mass it's like buying solo cups and that's the difference because Toyota was like wait but that was one of my monogram napkins but I think it's also really offensive that she just like came and put a napkin down and then sat down my and she goes why you do it that because my shit's clean okay this isn't heavenly house it's also funny because like that napkin's probably not gonna help that was funny but like I didn't I didn't I was looking away from the TV and I didn't go back did she put it down to protect herself or does she just sit on a napkin without realizing I don't know but she's like are you confused because she sat on that little bitty napkin like it was a cleat of something over

there and Mimi's like um so this negativity and see was like yeah Wow, where are you coming from with this negativity? And this is like, and Toya holds on to it for the rest of the episode. Because later on when she's like calling up, people who are being negative at a party, and she's like, ah, Mimi. It's like because of the napkin? Because you sat on the napkin? Yeah, she's coming for Mimi.

Yeah. So now Heavenly and Damon arrive and Heavenly is like, oh, what a beautiful home now. Wow, look at this. Can we go straight to the bar? I said it was nice. Okay. Now can we just go to the bar? And so Toya is like, oh, look at you Goldilocks.

She goes, oh, this is a beautiful house. Toy, I swear to God, it looks like your last one, but grander. This first one, not the last one you were in, just that, you know, just, so it's not like this one, it's not like the last one you were in, you know, this one, this one's grander. And you know what, it has so much more debt attached to it. Congratulations, Toy. This is, I really like this one. This is, this is much better than their last one, but not the last one, the one before that.

Well, the one that was after the other one, but before the other one, what was the waterfall? The waterfall? Which was the one that was haunted that had the ghosts? But the one that also had the basketball? Not that the one with a pool on the inside. And Torio, Toria's like, oh, so the what we actually built, the Forever Home that lasted two weeks. Come on now.

Yeah. So Heavenly, it's like, I mean, all the homes are nice. I mean, she's been in seven or eight homes. I could probably count them out, but who has the time? Toria works hard. She works hard, baby. She works hard for the money. I don't know what, no, I don't know what she does.

But she works, she does something. So she's like, are you fool mad at me? this morning. She's like, no, no, no, I promise to God, no, I just came in to get my purse. That's all. I just need my purse. That's all I hate. Which is funny because Toya is still mad from the morning, but she's asking if Heavenly's still mad. She's like, well, now you know, the purse is like, is it going in in my closet. I mean, I wouldn't even go in. I mean, my door wouldn't unlock. She's like, yeah, I just need my purse. Get my purse, please. So then, um, uh, then all of a sudden these servers come out and they're like,

it's like a guy in like, uh, like tidy whitey is. Like those muster guy gorgeous muscular guy and everyone's like what what's going makes no sense like the husband's there but then there's also like but then there's like a woman who comes out in a bikini and we're like what is happening here why why do we have these scantily clad servers people to come into this party and and feel like rich people are here i'm like yep just like you see at every wealthy person's party strippers in their underwear serving you know like classic i can costco you know weanies or you go to grudge connecticut and i'll tell you one thing all of those bankers have nothing but but bikini clad servers dick you're going to see some dick

that's for sure and uh he's like oh my god look at this look at this guy with his dick out so i mean they brought their whole dicks out at the table simone and tori's like what do you talking about? And she's like, Mimi, you look uncomfortable. And Tori's like, come on, let's go outside. Come on. So now they go out. And Tori's like, go stop by the men servers. Go, go, go out school to eat what he wants. Yeah. And all the guys are like, what is happening? So Jackie and Curtis arrive and then contestant Scott. And Mimi's asking for a tour of the house. So Toya gives like a tour. It's like, okay, this here's my closet. Look, there's a tree in the closet. And contestant's like, wow, this is amazing. Who thought to put it?

a fucking tree in here that's who would have thought that's amazing you know they're all like why is there a tree in her closet why is there a big fake like michael's tree in your i know with cherry plastic cherry blossoms glued on there like is there storage in this tree what do you do you lean on it to put on your shoes like what is the point of this tree could have had an island or something that you could like fold clothes on or something was this part of every school play like you're like very attached to the set comes one right now so then quad and king arrive and everyone's like hey king hey we hired you to be a server you got to take your shirt off or whatever he's like no no no

bro i love this house but i'm a little uncomfortable i mean why are there naked men here whoa whoa i can't see naked men dark sir would you like an appetizer exit only exit only okay so um then um Troy is like, oh, oh, oh, oh, you need some more? Okay, guys, let's stop to play a game, okay? It's girls versus guys. So I'm just going to show how it's shape you guys are, okay? I'm going to put some hula hoops on the ground. And I want you to keep in shape so that when we go on the couples trip,

you all look good and you could take off your shirts. And they're like, what the hell kind of game? It says there is no game in the world that would get me ready to go take off my shirt out of town. Okay, put your hula hoops away. Save yourself sometime. So she basically, she wants to have like a fun little scene, but like at all the husband's expense and the guys are like we thought this was like a day off like we don't like we don't want to play a game we just want to hang out and smoke our cigars and she's like we're going to do it we're going to do it and eugene's like okay guys i'm going to write a script so that way we can be excused from stringency exercise so he starts writing like a prescription you know it's like a joke does like oh let me show you how to play okay eugene Eugene Eugene now you know out of anyone I understand the frustration of when you're trying to to put together a party game and you want people to pay attention and have buy-in because

you know it could be really fun it could be really funny it could be a really great moment and then there's one person who's like their humor is to be like you know anti and then they ruined the whole vibe and your whole thing goes down on plans so i get that i fully get that from toya but your party game is to like humiliate like your husband you know and it's like no toia like this is like your whole thing is that you you want him to be home more and then now he's home and you want to like you want to like humiliate him with like this party game I don't I don't think this is well even that I mean the game didn't even nothing we don't even know anything about the game so we don't even know if it was good bad whatever but she's like you Eugene are you

paying attention and he's he's pretending to write their prescriptions and he's like oh I'm just going to keep writing these just oh really you want to be hard right now and he's like she suddenly goes like so she starts like going at him at this party and it's really awkward and she's trying i think to like get some she's like there's like a desperation about this game in his place or there's something so weird about it that's just gonna like let eugene have it in front of everybody and show everybody who's boss and it's like there's like she comes in with an energy to this whole game that's like not like okay guys we're gonna do something fun she's like okay i'll let you do your thing and then when you're done like or she's

she doesn't even say something like like okay could you Eugene please can you like help me out with this like she sort of has this like determination like I'm gonna have the scene we're gonna do this we're gonna do this with me oh so now you're gonna be hard like there's like uh there there's like she's like unsettled or something and uh it starts to like totally unravel for her and she cannot stop herself now now she's going down this path and he's like whoa whoa when she's like oh now you're going to be hard because now she's like really kind of like she is now like challenging him at like on like a personal level that's already now very awkward for all the guests because you know that this is now shifted from banter to like uh-oh this is a couple

fight so steve's like wow why is your wife talking to you like that bro and she's like oji oh gee are you done and he's like i had to write some doctor's excuses and scott's like oh yeah we got doctor's excuses, so we don't have to participate. Like, oh, yeah, you think you're really funny, Eugene. And he's like, so what if we got doctor's notes? We got notes. And so this, it's like trying to be funny, but it's past that point because she's made it so awkward.

So she's like, okay, man, come on this side. And Eugene, can you be the leader of your house and lead your friends to this side? And Heavenly's like, oh, no, toy, toy, toy, no, no, baby. No, no, no. And she goes, well, how else do you expect them to get up? And Heavenly goes, say daddy. I like that.

Say daddy. It always worked. Eugene's like, I mean, you can do it in a nice way or you can do it in a mean way. She's like, I did it a nice way first. I've been asking you for the last 30 minutes. And he's like, yeah, and we had a joke where we had doctors. It wasn't funny. He's like, but you want to do that?

We're not going to do that. She's like, what wasn't funny? Chris is like, I mean, it's kind of funny. I mean, some of these are funny. If you read the prescriptions, like this one here is very funny. She's like, I don't want to hear it. Yeah, so he's like, well, I can sit here all day long, Eugene says. So she's like, I'm over this, I'm over, I'm over it.

Now, the whole party is standing basically in a circle watching her just lose her fucking mind. It's so awkward. And so she walks inside all pissed off. And he's like, okay, it's okay. I mean, ha, ha, ha, we've been married 18 years, right? I'll get over this. Everything's fine. And so, yeah, Anila pulls Toya to go try and have a scene, which I love that they didn't even put one

sliver of dialogue of Anilism. They just cut it all out. Sorry, Anila. You can keep trying it, but yeah. The production's a huge no-on-a-hila. So Heavenly's like, oh, no, they're going to start this shit in a new house? I mean, this house costs too much. The divorce is going to take too much money away from the house.

I mean, who's going to get the house? And God's like, no one. They're going to stay together and they're going to kill each other in this house. And then Curtis turns to King's like, is this what you got to look forward to? And he's like, man, no, nada. I did some research, and I found that one out of seven couples in divorce. So I'm already prepared. Like, wow, you really do do your research.

So Toya's like, well, they all want to do. It's like sit around and drink and watch that, you know, watch asses walk by. And you're like, well, then let's let us let, we can play the game. And she's like, no, it's not. It just, it wasn't just the game, okay? And so Katessa now comes up to consult Toya in this, they're in the closet. And she's like, for a man, that's a good party. What did you say?

She did get a sliver of, she did. She got a line. Right, Nila. Sorry. Yeah. Stop with the Anilah. Stop with the anila erasure, okay? I did.

I was like, yes, for erasing anila. She deserves it. Just happy your mom wasn't there, to be honest. So, um, so they're like, they're like rallying around her. And then, um, Eugene is, or maybe they're not even in the, in the closet yet. They're inside. And Eugene comes in. He's like, you know, he's like, you know, you don't have to talk to me, but Toya, like, and she's like, no, don't try to be nasty me now.

Okay, because all, because you were like just out there being embarrassing to me. And he's like, what the fuck did you? you just say like what what do you mean it's like don't fucking guss at me because you don't want to meet across you what I said to you is hey can you please be the leader and lead the man and there's nothing wrong with that you take that person because you obviously don't feel like you were like oh yeah you were not like you please lead the men and help out with this game no toia you were being wretched no and that's not where it started it started way before that when you were like yelling at him at the party for no reason and acting like an asshole

yeah I mean she's just such an asshole in the situation and now she's doing it again she's yelling now she's yelling at him in front of the guests again now they're just doing it inside and he's like but i mean listen the ladies next to you took it personal too and she goes oh fuck them bitches i don't give a fuck what they think they don't even have real fucking conversation with their husbands and they don't know how to be like you know how to be who they are unless they're not around their husband and you want to sit there and compare them to us i need to go fix my makeup i was like okay so not only is your husband a piece of shit, but all your friend's marriage is suck.

Yeah, and this is some evidence of your, of your relationship actually being the best. So then Scott's like, yeah, she just needs a minute to calm down. And Eugene's like, yeah, well, I mean, we're easy to get hot and, you know, me too. And I'm not going to say, it's just, it's not just her, you know. And Scott's like, you're easy to get hot. Like, Eugene, he's like never lost his temper like massively. And Eugene's like, yeah, no, I'm like really, I'm like really easy to get hot guys. Like, look, like, ha, I'm angry.

See, guys, that was like so, that was so hot right there. I was like, so lost my temper, right? Like, mm-hmm. So then Steve is like, just a question, just asking to learn. Is that like normal or was that extreme for you guys? Like, do you guys fight like this all the time? Or, um. Yeah, and they're like, so are you trying to psychoanalyze this now?

And so they start kind of laughing. And Mimi's like, listen, marriage is the most sanctification that you will experience. It shows you yourself. well that's horrifying he just had to fight with toya don't tell him that yeah yeah he wants to see himself in toya or toy in himself or whatever so he's like okay well i could have read the room better because she's super stressed about having no this is crazy yeah you did not read the room wrong toya's being an asshole and somebody needs to fucking tell her everybody in this house is just kissing toya's ass now now that all the girls go upstairs like no toia you were right no

heaven's the only person here who's like no that's not cool you shouldn't be yelling at your husband like that in front of everybody. And it's right. Whether Heavenly is an asshole most of the time or not. This is fucking crazy of Toya. Yeah, I agree. I agree totally. And so King's, so then King's like, well, I like the apology, but an apology with an attitude,

that's just like no apology at all. And Quartz's like, well, if I feel like I've done something wrong, I'll come back and I'll apologize. But you don't apologize nicely. You apologize with attitude. I was like, excuse me, King? what are you doing what are you doing sir you can sit down too this isn't even about you why do you need to insert yourself being an asshole and a scene that's not even a king being an assholes

who are doing so well this episode like i was saying last year this shit everybody thinks is real cute with king is going to be done and i'm saying five years but probably less i mean this would get grading this guy just being a dick on purpose just to like be hilarious but he's not being hilarious he's saying what he really means He's like, oh, I'm just going to tell all your friends now that you're a total asshole to me and you only apologize with attitude. Like, what are you?

We already have Toya, okay? Be quiet. We'll get to you later. So Toyo's upstairs and she's like, well, I walked away because I was, I was just starting to get a little fucking place, you know. And Cadessa was like, well, I came to check on you, boo. Because someone once asked,

who's going to check me, boo? And it'll be me, but I'm going to check on you. And I was looking for you to teach us how to play that game, you know? And she's like, you and Scott. No, I want to. I really want. I'm going to be nice to include one person, but I'm going to have my own personal conversation with them. She's like, oh, oh, so you're going to exclude Heavenly. And she's like,

yeah, I want Heavenly and Mimi to get out. I want them to get out. And just as a reminder. That's two people. Yeah. And the only thing that I can see that Mimi did wrong here was sit on a napkin, right? So, Toyo's like, I want them out. And Cadessa's like, so you want me to go tell them? You want me to be the bad guy? I don't have a problem with that. She's like, yeah, I don't like that shit. Don't do that. Like, don't hang in the arguments, but with me and my husband like that's not cool so now i feel like toy is going to try to create a narrative where they would have had a normal conversation but heavenly egged it on to become a bigger fight than it actually was which is not true whatsoever it's not true i mean all she said was don't you shouldn't

talk to your husband like that and she was right you were being embarrassing so now she's going to make it all their fault you know so um quad's like well i love your beautiful tree she's like thank you But, you know, watching Eugene and I, like a TV show talking about, like, don't talk to him like that, Toya, because you were making a scene. And you're on a TV show. If you don't want people to act like an audience and stop making a scene, girl. You're literally on TV. And Contest is like. You're literally on TV also.

Yeah. And she's like, yes. And Contessa is like, I don't need people telling me how to talk to my husband. And Tori's like, yeah, but, you know, like, leader of the household, lead the men. I mean, where's the insult to that? Because you're saying that, like, he is not really. you were because you didn't say it like you're saying he's not a man's not a leader or a man if you're the man of the house be a man you're not even a man you can't even yeah and then you and then you were like oh now is the time that you want to be hard implying that he does he's often

very soft he's not he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't you know stiffen up in most situations so contest is like can you talk to eugene and be nice because he's nothing but contri right now he's very apologetic yes he really is so contrite and toya is like like, well, he's always apologize to other people. And God's like, no, he's going to apologize to you. You can do it. So Toya's like, okay, fine. So she goes downstairs and she's like, hey.

Toya, who's? They just had this conversation. They're like, just go make up with Eugene. It's like, okay, let's get back to a positive place. Sounds great, guys. Okay, now we can go back to a peaceful party. Sounds great. I'll be right back, guys.

So she goes downstairs to hear Eugene out. And she goes, y'all listening. Because you like to listen to all the negative. shit. So for those of you who are my friends who like to sit here and watch me and Eugene go back and forth and talk all that bullshit about what are your relationships like what your relationships are like when you're not. Please don't make me list all the shit that I know about all of you. Don't do that for me. Don't do it because I'm done with this bullshit man. Eugene, we have face. I literally just chunk. And Heavenly's like,

What is she even mad about? And she's like, well, we just really fucked up because you know why? He was more concerned about what the fuck you hate a bitchest think. And That's what the fuck I was going to say. Now she's screaming at the whole party and calling them all hate her bitches. And Heavenly's like, are you looking at me? She goes, yeah, I'm looking at you because you stood right motherfucking here. It was you, Heavenly, Brandy, Mimi, all you motherfuckers talked about us. And Heavenly is like, I mean, Eugene knows the way you treat him.

It's like, this is my motherfucking house. And we motherfucking love each other. We got kids upstairs. So let's be clear, because I'm not drunk at all. I'm not drunk at all. Like, what I'm gonna die, what I'm not gonna do is have you up here smile in my motherfucking face. When you are, I got my motherfucking back as far as my marriage.

Oh, okay. And heavenly, it's like, oh, everybody's got you back with your marriage. We're your friends. I mean, everybody was saying the same shit. I mean, having your back in the marriage is telling you to stop like verbally abusing your husband in front of your friends. Like, that's shit behavior. Exactly.

Crazy. So, Angel's like, yeah, this is, because angels there, by the way. Angel's like, this baby, this, this. energy is not good in your new house. And Brandy's like, I don't even remember what we said. And Quas, like, well, we've got to be mindful of each other's feelings. That's why one of the reasons why when you go to people's houses, you just got to be in your best behavior. Just hold your tongue real tight. Because if you say anything, they're going to put your ass out. That's it. So everyone's like, okay, um. Well, Quad would know. Quad has been put out of many a house

on this show. She's like, take it for me. Yeah. Say one thing in someone else's house. You're screwed. You want to fight with someone? Do it at a restaurant. Yep. So everyone's like, uh, well, thanks, Eugene. Thanks for having us. That's a fun party. They're like, bye, bye. So Simone pulls toy outside. Yeah, it's just so awkward. Well, it just ends. So it starts with Toya screaming at her husband in front of everybody and ends with Toya screaming at everybody. Oh. Yeah. Oh. So Simone is like, okay, Toya, tell me what's going on. She's like, I'm just tired of them, tired of being judged. Like our relationship is a little different from anyone else's. I'm over it. I'm tired of crying. and every motherfucker, can you please get me a napkin with my name on it, please? And so Simone is like, okay, well, you know, people deflect, and they deflect all to you because they don't want to deal with their own shit. She's like, you can't take that in.

And basically, Simone's like, I understand how she feels because, but what I don't understand is why she's giving heavenly all this power. Like, don't give her any ammunition. Of course, Simone is going to turn this into heavenly thing, too. She's going to be like, oh, yeah, this is heaven. Heavenly's problem. Yeah, I don't understand why she gets Heavenly this power. How about tell her to stop yelling at her husband in front of the friends and then stop screaming at all of the friends at the party? Yeah. Like, you're just trying to use her against your own proxy war against Heavenly,

which is crazy because Heavenly was just being really nice to you at that other event when you were leaning on her. Yeah. Sort of weirdo. So Heavenly is like, well, this house is beautiful. Thank you all so much. Daddy, let's go. Twaya, never said anything bad by the way. She's like, yes, you did. No, I didn't. What did I And she's like, I sat there and I watched you, Heavenly. She goes, I said that that's how they love each other. You know, some people's love language is gifts. Some people's love language is hungs. And Toya's love language is just ripping her husband a new asshole in front of people.

That's all I say, no one is. No, heavenly. You sarcastically do that shit on the regular. She's like, well, it's a beautiful house and I thank you for it. Bye-bye. You've got my fake purse because I need it because we can't get the door. We can't get the door. She gets so mad.

It's like your fucking door, your cantilever door or whatever. whatever it was, that Contessa was like, I love a cantilever door, whatever it was called. So then they finally like get this door open and Heavenly's like, maybe, can we see anything negative about the marriage? And he's like, well, that's the thing. No, we didn't, but the thing is that she doesn't know that

right now she can't receive anything from us because Toya's style of communication is very one-sided. She likes to hear her own opinion and you just have to meet people where they are and she is just right there like nowhere. So, King tries to get heavenly to go back in and she's like, no, no, no, no, no. And Damon's like, here's the thing. Like Eugene's my friend.

And Torio's cool with me. So I'd rather leave. And I'm not like, it's not hatred. It's just respect, you know. And she's like, well, bless this house. It's a beautiful house. It's a beautiful house. The bank is going to love taking this house back.

They're going to love it. So then Brandy is inside is like saying, it's never my attention to make you feel that way. And especially if it created any issue with your marriage. So I apologize for that if it made you feel that way, Contessa. And because they're talking about her party. And Contessa's like, well, I don't know one marriage that people don't argue with. She's like, yeah, no, I'm sorry for real.

And Guad's like, well, people fight in friendships, so you know that they fight in marriages. It just is what it is. Yeah, but then don't go around saying I'm your motherfucking friend. And they'd be like, why are you judging me behind my back, you know? And Jackie's like, well, I still have to say, you're both wrong. She's like, don't start that Willie. Okay, well, it's better than saying you're wrong, which is the truth. Jackie's like, okay, instead of saying I will have to say, I'll just say, I enjoy saying that you're both wrong.

That was fun. Let me do it again. We're both wrong. Now, have you considered counting your calories as a couple? Someone's like, well, they had a beef even before she got here. It's like, yeah, it was not a beef about anything. I mean, Heavenly has a beef with everybody in the motherfucking room. What are you talking about?

Heavenly has dogged your husband and Heavenly's talked about Jackie's husband. She's talked about her whole life and her ass and everything that you can think of and shit. And she fucks with anybody. And you, Angel, you're going to be next. And then you're Brandy, you're next to. And of course, we see them. I think we see a montage of Heavenly talking shit about everyone on this cast for years and years and years. And by the way, it's hilarious.

Right, but that's not, that's not wrong. Like what she's saying isn't wrong, but it's also not the point. There's nothing to do with this. This was you. This was all you. This was all your fault. You made an ass out of yourself. And I thought there was like a glimmer of hope for her when she said, I feel like I failed myself today.

I was like, oh, wow, Toya's going to take some responsibility. And then she goes, because Headley's a snake. This just slipped. Oh, okay. Okay. So it's all heaven's. Just trying to deflect it off. A typical.

Typical. And she says she's going to keep slivering until you chop a head off. It's like, geez. Yeah. Don't chop Heavenly's head off because she, as usual, is the most entertaining thing about this fucking show. Yeah, that's right. About this episode and every episode on this show.

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