Watch What Crappens - #3131 Below Deck Med S10E13 Part Two: Party Pooper

Episode Date: December 23, 2025

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Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay, it's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So now Nathan and Gale have like their 80s rom-com moment where they sit on the boat and they confess their feelings. You start saying things like,

that's Maud Sanger again, you know. It's brought back a lot of fucking feelings. She's like, no. No feelings. He's like, yeah, for me, there is. No feelings. Genuinely, I think I love you, man. You, you think a lot of me?

I think I love you. Say the strawberry thing to me one more time. Do you want a strawberry? Oh, there it is. It's true. It's love. You can't say that you love me. And he's like, I can.

No, you can't. I can. No, don't say it. It's a big thing to drop on day wine. I feel like I've spent a lot of. last year just pretending I'm okay I don't want any trouble I don't want trouble I think in two days and I'm gone and it's done again

so please no more trouble gal I love you we're having a below-deck romance isn't this beautiful I can't go another day without you I can't be on these high seas without seeing your beautiful little face it's just ask Give a little bit of a little josh there. It was a seldom romance. So she's telling us, can't we just be friends?

Like, I want to be friends after a lot. And then she tells us the story of how they went out of town for six weeks together. Then he ghosted her. And she was saying, can you just let me know that you're okay? And then he was like ghosting her. And then he broke up with her because she, had the nerve to say, call me back. So, yeah, super romantic story.

I don't know. How could you get back to someone who does that to you? Because that's like, first of all, it's disrespectful, but that's also just like base communication. Like, I don't know if I could trust that that person wouldn't do something like that again. When things get tough that they just up and disappear and you don't hear from them and then you're the crazy one for being worried about them, I don't know. that to me is like a real big like I don't know you I don't think you can come back from that I wouldn't so um Josh is asking if kizzy has heard from V and she's like no I hate myself at this point I'm sure everyone knows I kiss Joe because on a boat there's no secrets especially when you go behind a camera

then pull them back to get to the front smile in the camera's face but you know the walls have ears and for the next day I just want to pretend that V doesn't exist so that I can like get through without feeling like shit. Oh, I'm such a good person. Look at me feeling bad the next day. No, you were leading up to that the whole day. And I'm not going to listen to you and Joe's like, oh, we were just drunk. We got out.

No, we saw you two leading up to this for like the whole week before. So stop. There were sober decisions the entire time. There were sober subterfuges. Like, this is not a, oh, we got drunk and it just happened. And like, also, Kizzy pretending like she's actually feeling bad about this, which he has not shown any visible sign of remorse is hilarious. Like, just because you say it does not make it true, we're watching you, ma'am.

So everyone's doing their jobs, and Aisha brings Carlin a snack. And so now they're starting to plant the seeds of who might be the pooper, because Aisha brings some dates. And Carlin's like, oh, these are really good for digestion. Yeah, I was going to say they're good for pooping. Dun, dun, dun, dun, it's a poops out mystery. It's also, poops out. Also, it was very weird because at the same time this was airing, we were on Amazon Live, and you were talking about a cookbook that's all about dates.

And then we were talking about how it's good for pooping there. I mean, how many times do you need to be reminded to take your dates from this podcast? But here you go. I know, seriously. Oh, my hot date book is right over there. It's reminding me right now to take a boop. Um, so, so yes, Max is, bouncing around, Joe's laughing. They're all having fun. And then Aisha is talking to kissing Kathy about the 80s party. And Aisha's like, well, tonight we've got an 80s party. And my experience of the 80s was not being alive yet. Okay, Aisha, that wasn't nice.

I'm very young. Um, so then people are getting ready. And then someone said, I was like, like, Joaquin, did you just fart? He's like, no, I didn't fart at all. So, like, another suspect in our midst. And then this guy, Daniels like, it's that guy's dick coming out of his ass from last night. And Mokkeen's like, don't be a bitch. But also does set up a little bit of the suspect situation a bit.

I don't know what I'm saying. I can't use words. So people are doing the tables. And Kathy's just so happy. because she's got so much cuteness in her life right now with Max and everything and Max is in his cabin talking to himself saying

Oh my little Carrie She's also my tiny little lover Dimey lover Oh My close are tiny lover Josh is talking about how All these diets are very stressful But luckily because they've requested

An Asian dinner It's actually a lot easier Because you can sort of navigate Through all these things more easily So he's fine It's like They're not going to do the whole like, whoa, everyone wants something else storyline today.

Tonight's an episode about things coming out, not things coming in to your mouth. So then now another foreshadowing. One lady is like, whoa, this bathroom smells. So does this mean that the poop has happened or does it not happen? Either way, the lingering specter of a bad poop situation is hanging over this boat. Yeah, someone immediately went in and poop down the drain. I don't think so, because they had more scenes in that hallway, though, like after this. There was more like cutaways this hallway.

And if someone had pooped in that shower already, then I think that there would have been a lot more commentary about it. So someone's poop is just bad today. We've just got someone with very nice. Someone just has bad poop. Yeah, too many dates. And now we're with Gail. By the way, plus coming up, we're going to have a really damning moment, I think, with one of the guests for what they tell the staff. Okay.

Now, Gail and Joe were on the deck, and he's like, oh, we're going out tomorrow. I wish we were going out tomorrow, hey? I mean, it's looking all right. And she's like, say, what's sitting here with you in V then? He's like, oh, I don't know. It's just like a little boatman's. She's well out of me comfort zone. Like, she's not here.

She's ill, which is very uncomfortable. Am I ready to take care of a sick person yet? I guess this is what happens. And he's like, oh, do you know what? You know what it is, Gail? she's really giving me, V's really giving me relationship vibes. Like, I'm just not ready. I'm like, this was like your whole thing.

Your whole thing is that she's changed you. Your whole thing is that like she don't want to hurt her. You saw what path this was going down. In fact, I don't know if he has given relationship vibes. I think she's actually just reacted to the vibes you've given. Her whole thing was, I just want to have fun. Because then he was, because remember, he was the one saying things like, but you know, this has an expiry date.

And she's like, whatever. let's have fun. He's like, but I've never felt something like this before. You've been the one who's been like feeding her line after line of like commitment bullshit. And she's now you've sold her a story. She's responded to it. She's embraced it. Now she's like, okay, maybe this is going to be something more serious. And now you're going to turn it against her. Like she's the crazy one who came up with all this. You were the one who started it. Yeah. And I think you're right that she doesn't even feel the same way. Like she's not in love with him. He's just the kind of person that needs to tell everybody that people are in love with him. Like he needs that validation. So, Gail's like, well, I'm no hero, but fuck me. I mean, how many people have you got a hit? He's like, keep it, but with a T&T at the end of his era. That's you. So now it's time for the 80s party, and Josh is talking about how he's into the 80s, but at how odd I love the 70s more. I really try to recreate it with my own music.

And this is when we see that Josh recorded a music video. And it's fucking disturbing. okay it's this clown he's like he's in the clown makeup at doing this sort of like 70s Brit rock kind of oasisy throwback music and it's like

sir what are you doing on this boat I just love it like yeah I'm in 1970s wonder child child of the child of the earth that's what I do I just I just don't care about like the societal norms which is why I came onto a yacht to cook for rich people

it's like well this doesn't make sense Grange. The lyrics are, love is blinding, but I see you this time. Stop falling apart. I'm falling apart because you're showing up at my house dressed like a clown. A sad clown. Yeah. That's why I'm falling apart. Okay. Don't show my house like that and then ask why the police were called. It's not because I have emotional regulation problems. It's because you're fucking scary, sir. Down in the guest quarters, lady guest says, what did you do with my fucking panty hose walking? And he's like, why would I steal your pantinghouse, bitch?

Why are you super nasty? You know I'm your best friend. I'm like, sir, you are like, you're like 48 years old. Why are you talking like this? Yeah, so the girls are, you know, they're just getting ready. And Joe and Nathan are wearing their wigs. You know, everybody's getting wacky 80s as they do on this show. And Joe starts whispering in Kizzy's ear.

He's like, do you feel bad? Oh, fuck. I hate that you feel bad. Can it make you feel better? oh yeah so then um now now this is the moment that i thought was damning which is that um this guy tells tells i don't know who he tells maybe kizzy or some or maybe it's kathy he tell they're in the guest area in that hallway and he's like yeah by the way we don't want any service in our room whatsoever do not go in our room whatever you do do not go in here stay out of the room and

And you're like, that's weird. But that's a different room. I know, but, okay, here's my theory. My theory is that they were doing drugs together in a room and we're like, don't interrupt us because we're doing drugs. Oh, I see. Oh, so they did the Coke and they wanted to leave the Coke out. So they said, don't clean our room or something like that. But then the Coke made them poop in the other room.

Well, because honestly, later on, we see which room is Joaquin's room. Because when they go to it, we see them walk down the hall. hallway from from the view of the camera the stationary camera the GoPro on the wall there's like a staircase in like back back there come down the hallway you come towards the camera and then you make a left um meaning like a left from like the camera's point of view and that's where the poop the poop situation is and that's also where wakene's room i think winds up being so like they definitely it definitely happens in wakene's bathroom for sure and so my theory is that they do illegal substances in the other guy's room.

And yeah, and then Joaquin has a moment in his shower. The thing is that Joaquin should be more of a pro with drugs. I mean, Coke will make you poop the first few times. But like if you're, if you do a lot of Coke, you don't poop every time you do Coke. It's not like that. At least from my experience. But what are Coke and dates? Coke and dates.

Maybe, maybe they were snorting dates up their buttholes. And that did it. I don't know. Yeah. But, so, or he was probably getting, I just don't want to, it's so gross. Like, this whole thing is so gross. But maybe he is. Or douching or something.

I mean, I don't know. Oh, he could have been douching. Yeah, actually, he could have been duching, right? But that's a lot to come out from the duching. Why do that in the shower, you know? Like, I don't know. Is that where you do it? You do that on the toilet, right?

I would, yeah, I would think. It's all too much. It's all too much for me. But, yeah, it was lucky. So then, Joe, everyone knows it's Joaquin. Yeah. So it's basically, they're making this big mystery, but we know who it is. And no one is surprised either, by the way.

I'm sure there's no one in the audience surprised that it's this guy. So now Kizzy goes down to the cabin while everybody's being served dinner and she's about to gag and now starts calling Kathy to come because she's found poop in the drain. And so she's like, Kathy's like, what does that smell? She's like, is it just me? or is it like actual poo? And she goes, no, he's actually pooed in it. I mean, there's a piece of poo there. Look at it.

And then they fuzz out the poop, which I thought was so funny. I know. And they're like, oh, my God, he's had a shit in the shower. Are you fucking choking me? And Kathy's like, sorry, I'm running plates today. Have fun with this. Bye. Yeah, I, this was already just, I was like, oh, my God.

I did love that it was Kizzy who had to find it. Like, I felt like that was a nice bit of, It's Kizzy Karma, you know? Yeah, Kizzy Karma had to do it. Yeah. Yeah, so Kathy's like, bye, bye, bye. So then Kizzy's like, old crew, old crew, there's poo in the shower. So, and then everyone's like,

and everyone's hearing it. And Josh is like, we have this like moment where Josh is in his clown makeup and he just goes, that's stinky. And I did actually laugh at that. Yeah. So we go to Kitty muttering to herself. She's Kitty, Kizzy, muttering to herself while she's dealing with this. And she's like, I can't even deal with this.

I mean, it smells like dog shit. Even worse, it's human shit. Yes. Oh, God. So then everyone's coming down to sea now. Now this is like the thing on the boat. And everybody's like, oh, my God, it's so gross. And everyone's gagging.

And then it keeps intercutting with the guests who are like, Cheers. Yes, we're so funny and hilarious on below deck, guys. Glad we all. with this, you know, 40,000 bucks to party together on TV and look amazing like we are. And it just keeps cutting to these disgusting as shit

in the shower. I know. And then Nathan's like telling Joe, having a piss in the shower is questionable, but having a shit in the shower, bro, on a multi-million dollar yacht, and you're here for two nights, and you take a shit in the shower. And Josh is like, um, hello, everyone. Can we just focus on the food?

Well, someone's saying something. I feel like there's someone in this kitchen, but I don't really see anyone. Like, no, there's no one been in this kitchen this entire season. Like, has there been someone cooking the food all this time? No, I'm pretty sure or not. We just have it delivered in. It's like, guys, I'm actually here.

Can you please serve the food? Yeah, serve the damn food. He's like, the poo is distracting the girls from taking the food out. So they're running more plates. And Josh is, uh, he is explaining all the food and everything. But meanwhile, this like poop situation is continuing to fester. And they're continuing to like try to figure it out. So then here's Gail's contribution.

Gail is like, what's going on? What's happening? I hear this story. And Nathan's like, one of the guests shot in the shower. And she goes, no, no, did they waffle stump it? And I was like, waffle stump it. So I didn't know what that was. He didn't know what that is. Did not know what it was. So I looked at up. It's a commonly known thing, Waffle Stomp. And why is it called Waffle Stomp? So Waffle Stomp, I looked it up. It's basically like. The drain is in a pattern, right? The drain has a pattern, like a waffle pattern usually. This one had like, swirly patterns. I was looking at it, but normally they have like a waffle pattern, and so you stomp it down there, and it's like a waffle stump. So that means that people must poop in the shower enough that there's a term for how to mash something through the grate into the drain, right?

You waffle stop it. So like, so I guess people do this. People are pigs. Okay. I've never had to waffle stomp in my life. Okay. Yeah. Like the fact that like, also like, why bring waffles into this? Why do that? Like, that's

just not right. Like, waffles should not. Humans are notoriously disgusting, and that's why when there's someone too hot, and like you're feeling insecure because someone's like super hot and you're like, oh, my God, that person's like too hot. I can't even be around them. Just picture them pooping in the shower and then waffle stomping it because they're humans. You know, we're all gross. At the end of the day, we're all gross. So, I mean, we're not all waffle stomper's, but you know what I mean. That's terrible.

Yeah. So then everyone's laughing because it's kind of funny, but it just is the whole episode. It's just about this poop. and running around the best poop and then and he didn't waffle stop it actually it looks like he pooped in the shower removed the cover because we see the drain cover and it's not a waffle it's like like i said it's like the wave patterns it reminds me of the cookie press that you talk to you have to say this is the cookie press it would be fine if you said cookie press it i'm like okay but don't waffle stop it but they didn't cookie press it either because he took the the drain lid off and then shoved it down and then put the drain lid back over it and this was was, so I mean, post-production had a field day with us because basically this is the big twist is that Kizzy is like, what's going on? And so she takes off the shower drain cover. And it's revealed that there is like a mass amount of poop that's been compacted into that shower drain. And so it's now we see a big pixelated blur. It's like, oh, this is the mother load is here. We thought it was like a little piece. No, it turns out take off that shower drain. There's a giant accumulation. of feces right there and they do a smash cut to Josh with a plate

brown goopy eggplant. It goes, miso brazed eggplant and it was like brown and shiny and wet. I was like, they are so rude. It was so disgusting. I was like, it remind me of me, myself, and Irene when like Jim Carrey poops on someone's

lawn and they immediately like smash cut to chocolate frozen yogurt coming out of a spigot. It's like it's like, wow. Oh my God, the fact that they cut to that miso eggplant, the fact that he had, I was like, I was like, please, Josh, please don't serve anything brown that they can do the smash cut to. And of course he did. And they did it. Yeah, and then cut to the poop and then cut to the lady being like, this is delicious.

Yeah, they get going back and forth. Oh, my God. I was dying. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So Aisha's like, oh, my God, they've pushy entire poo down there. You're going to have to put gloves on and grab it kizzy. And she's like, who does it?

Who lets a shit fall out of their ass in the shower? We're in a place where the staff clean for you. And, like, why don't I lift up the drain cover? Scoop it in there with my feet, pat it down, and put the cover back on. No one will know. And then they come to Joaquin at the table, like, ha, ha, ha, ha. I will say, I mean, I'm. I'm really sorry for you, Ronnie.

I know this is like that episode from hell for you. I know you hate discussing this, but when I was a production assistant on the seminal NBC sitcom, Three Sisters, starring Vicki Lewis and Diane Cannon and Catherine La Nassah, now of the pit. And there was an incident where, like, there was like rat poop or something, and someone had gathered it with paper towel

and tried to flush. it down a toilet in the production office and it clogged up and there was no plunger so i just remember a supervisor said ben you're going to have to pull out the rat poop and i had to go in and put my hand into a toilet all the way in into the hole and pull out the paper towel with the rat poop in it it was i think that remains the most disgusting thing i ever did yeah it's pretty bad. That's why you were never invited to the Three Sisters Christmas parties. That's why I was not an AJ Langer's scrapbook

that she made of the entire crew except for me. I'm like, I made the biggest sacrifice for all of you, bitches. All of you. I was elbow deep in a toilet pulling out rat poop, almost getting rabies. I'm not going to put a scrap. I'm not going to put that guy in the scrapbook. That was a rap

poop. Let's just all rip out the rat poop page from the scrap. That was such a weird ass show. It was very, I probably there was super nice. You know, even, honestly, even the supervisor. She was really nice. Her name was Corey. But like, um, that was a traumatic experience. Also traumatic was that at that time, I don't know if they still are dating, but like Vicki Lewis was dating Nick Nolte and he came to the series finale in a, in a bathroom. He's wearing pajamas in a bathroom and just was walking around backstage. His hair was like out to hear,

walking around a. Nick Nolte. This weirdest, this weirdest ass like this minor show in NBC that I feel like I have so many stories from. Love it. That's, Okay, so Aisha says she'll do it for her. Wuss, no, make Kizzy do it. The audience wants Kizzy to do this, not you. So she does it. And then let's see. So it's gross.

I mean, how much do we need to talk about it? It goes on for a long long. It's worse than you can imagine. Yeah, and you know what? I have to say, like, Asia, you know, I mean, she does the whole thing where she's like, you know, I used to love people. And we see a flashback to the famous scene where she was like,

I was when I was younger, I really wanted. wanted to know how pee-wigs. I stuck my finger up my bum and touched the pee. But now she's like, yeah, I'm older and not so into it anymore. But, you know, she's a pro. She puts on those gloves. She's, and she's, and she's, she's not only a pro, she's considerate because Kizzy is a monster and she should have made Kizzy do it, like you said, but she did it. Aisha was like, I'm the boss here. I will take over. And she goes and she, she pulled, she pulled out of that poop. She went elbow deep, much like me with the toilet. So now, So now Nathan and Joe were in their cabin.

All the guests are going to bed. So Nathan's talking about how he likes Gail so much, and he wants to go see her, and Joe's just grossed out. And then he goes into Gail's cabin to see her, and they cuddle up. And he's whispering to her, so he's not on camera, but he is. And he's like, oh, I know it's crazy, but I need you, honestly. It's like, you can't say it. He can't say it. And she's telling us that there were definitely cons in coming, and this was one.

and she doesn't want to upset him, but it hurts her heart. I do want to believe him, but I still don't think it's right, because if I'm honest, like it's been an emotionally tough year, and to step back into something, they would be, like, that would be a big risk. And, yeah, don't do it. Don't do it. And I know you had a baby, but God damn it. Yeah, yeah, don't do it.

So then Kathy comes in and ruins the party. What more sign do you need? You come on the boat and there's shit in a drain. like God is trying to tell you something. Look at the signs. They're there. They are there. So we find out.

Josh is talking to Kizzy. And Josh is like, so is it V's birthday? And she goes, yeah, it is. And then we got to Joe in his bunk, who clearly doesn't remember this because he's a fucking idiot. And V is texting him and saying, hey, how's everything going? I'm missing everyone. And he's like, oh, shit, what's right, right, right.

okay all is well feel better i mean isn't her birthday she has made the whole plot line about her birthday her birthday her birthday is today her boyfriend died today on her birthday the whole episode the whole show has been about this how do you not know how do you not say happy birthday how is it like it's the evening see i thought the birthday was the next day but i guess it was it was that day but how do you get all the way to the evening and you haven't said happy birthday the girl you're banging, like, who also is suffering, like, a major traumatic, like, anniversary today. You don't even say happy birthday. That is, like, so shitty.

That is so, so shitty, you know? And she has to be the one to fish for the happy birthday. She has to be the one to Texas. How's everything going? Missing everyone, you know? And, um, and then Kizzy's like, shame. Bit shit to be spending it ill, isn't it? And the fact that her fucking boyfriend died today, it's like, well, you know

how you can make it better is that you can wish her happy birthday. day you can do that you know so then joe text her and he's like trying to jump her boyfriend's bones yeah while she's gone sick and then he goes well all is well we miss you feel better he doesn't say like how are you feeling are you feeling better how is the day going for you he doesn't he's not even like inquisitive it is like a brush off we miss you feel better oh i would be mad i'd be like fuck this guy yeah so then um now there's clouds and sandy's like oh geez you know, I really don't like the spin-off. Oh, jeez, I guess I'll watch it.

There's nothing else on. So it's time to leave the dock. Oh, wait. I just want to... Sorry, I want to say something. I forgot. It was the next morning. So it wasn't the whole evening. So I take that back. I feel...

It's not that Joe went the whole day and then texted at night. This was the morning, but still fuck him. He still should have been more inquisitive. He still should have been like happy birthday. How are you feeling today? How was the morning going? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah. So now it's time to leave the dock. And Max has no idea where he's supposed to be, of course. And so Gail is asking him, are you normally on the stern? And he's like, oh, he switched me last time. So I don't know. What do I know? Oh, sure.

Time to drop some lines. Okay, time to go. Time to go. Time to go. And the water and churning waves. And the boat is going. And Sandy's like, yeah, driving a boat. Pretty cool.

So then V-Tex Kizzy, because like, Like, everyone's ignoring V. And she's like, she's like, hey, girl, missing you, has the charter. I'm just here in my hotel room celebrating a certain day of the year. I won't, don't want to say what it is. But if you know what it is, you could say something. So Kizzy's like, oh, it's so good. But it's not, obviously not the same to you.

Hugs and kisses. But then she, like, erases the kisses part. She's like, too much, too much. So they're going to have a beach picnic at this lighthouse. house. And so it's five minutes to Anchorage. And Gail goes to talk to Sandy. And she's just in such shock that she's here. I can't believe I'm in Barcelona. And she talks about how she took the master of yachts in Indonesia, learned so much. You should see me put together an IKEA shelf. She's like, God, that's my girl. This girl is going to run an IKEA boat one day. I guarantee it. Wow. She came back a badass.

She knows her way around in Allen Wrench, which, by the way, is the name of our, uh, first engineer, Alan Rinch. So the difference between Gail from last season and this season is that she's a year older. It's just awesome, you know? And if she continues to. I think her hair is slightly longer too. Yeah. And I also.

Yeah. Also, all this time, I thought it was G-A-I-L, G-A-E-L. And then when I learned it was G-A-E-L, I thought it was a typo from G-A-L-E. But it turns out it's G-A-E-L. There's so many layers to her. God bless her. It's completely changing. So they're deciding who's going to go on the picnic.

So Kizzy's going to go. And then we cut to Carlin, who's the guest in the room with Joaquin, right? And she's like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm having diarrhea. Don't, don't, don't. There's a clue. There's a clue. Someone has to poop.

Except she's speaking with intention of using a toilet. Like, I don't think. I also think. I just mean it's a clue as this show because they're trying to figure out who. Every time somebody says anything about. pooping they're putting it in the show now you know yeah well they tried to do a whole thing they tried to do a whole bit where aisha was doing like a it could be this person it could be that person it could be this person or that person and what's funny is that she names everyone is a suspect except for

wakene she in fact she suggests that walking gets framed so i feel like in the omission is the admission because i think that was the producer's way of being like okay we're gonna be kind we're not going to call out the guest that came on this boat but we're actually going call him out by not including him as the suspect. Also, we're going to show that he is actually changing in the room where the poop was. So it's pretty obvious that that was his room where he was showering. Yeah. So Nathan wants to go on the picnic because Gail, no, he doesn't want to go on the picnic because

Gail's not going. So he sends Joe and Max instead so that he can spend time with Gail. And Max is already onto a shit. He's like, oh, this is balsy, I'm tired. Gail is new fresh, new crew member, full of energy. But, oh, he did Joe. just to send me because he wants to stay on the boat with Gail. And Nathan's like, I did it because I want to spend time with Gail.

Yeah, this is not even really, I'm not professional. Nathan has never been professional. Yeah, I don't know like how legitimate it is to be like, oh, well, Gail's fresh. So she sent her on the picnic because Max is kind of lazy. So he's always saying he's tired. But I do think it's shitty that you're going to keep someone on the boat purely because you're like in love with them like i think you kind of have to be professional and you have to just like not lead like that because that's going to cause resentment amongst your crew yeah um so

then max goes and complains to joe and joe's like well you're all right you do have something valid there and um max is like oh he went really low on my standard of someone i respect because as he has just thought of him only him so then um nathan's saying well basically i have a limit amount of time with this girl and I'm going to stay with her because I'm in love. Like, who cares about my job? And, by the way, you could have had five more days with her. I hate to break it to you. Could have had five more days with her.

It's only limited because of you and your actions. Yeah. So he's like, I can't believe I only have a limited amount of time except that I ghosted her. Yeah. So Max goes and Nathan Miguel get the water toys ready. Wakina's away, guys. Will he poop on somebody? We don't know yet.

But we're wondering. It's like Hansel and Greidel just follow the trailer peep to see where he is. Grims. So then Max is talking to Joe and because they're doing

the picnic setup and Max is like, well, you tell me what is happening. So Joe's like, I'll let you into a little secret. I kiss kissy. He's like, no. He's like,

but when I was drunk, Yeah, it came out of Lefield. We were not flirting at all that entire day or the day before that or the whole charter. But I'm going to have to have the conversation now with Victoria. I'm going to tell her because I'm a man and I don't have nothing. Like, well, but you've told every single other person but her at this point. Oh, the problem, eh?

I just don't want to hurt her because it's only a drunken kiss at the end of the day, you know. Okay, keep telling yourself that. So now we go back to the boat, and Queenie is going on the big slide. I guess they call him Queenie. Joaquin, they call him Queenie. Oh, Queenie. So, yeah. So whatever.

Kathy is talking to her mom, and she, there's an emergency. She gets an emergency call from our mom. And she said, she says, Richard's girlfriend came around and said that he's gone. And is this her stepfather, Richie? So I think what she winds up. saying is that Richard was her mom's partner. After her parents split up, Richard was her mom's partner for like 15 years. And so he basically was, I think he came into the picture when she was two. He basically raised her. And so it's basically like a father figure for her. So she just,

she starts to cry. And everyone sees what's happening. And Asia's trying to console her, but she goes down to her room. And then, um, you know, Asia tells Captain Sandy ultimately. So Captain Sandy goes down there and, and, like, sits with her. And it's like, you're like, oh, like, when these things happen on reality, reality TV, it's very gutting because it's very, very real. And so she's sitting there sobbing. And the one thing that I thought was amusing in this was that, you know, Kathy's like, she's crying and she's like, yes, I'm here.

And, like, they're taking care of me. And Captain Sandy is here with me. And Captain Sandy leans in and waves, like, hi, it's television's Captain Sandy. Television's Captain Sandy, hey. It's like a free cameo. you're getting right now. Congratulations. Yeah, I'm here. I don't know if you need help getting through this, but I do women empowerment seminars. You know, you should look into them. Captain Sandy Seminars.com, okay? Be a boss, bitch. Don't just be a bitch. Be a boss bitch. Okay. I thought Little Bear was,

I thought Little Bear was on camera. My bad. Sorry, I didn't realize it was your mom. Okay. You know what? I'd love to send you condolences right now, but I, there's no, there's no way to get your flowers. So I'm going to give you 20% off the Bad Bitch Seminar. Okay. Come sign up, Captain Sandy. Yeah. Hi. If you need me to record a wind for you tonight, I'll do that and I can send you the VHS. Okay. Get back to your conversation. So, yeah, Kathy.

You know something I like to tell myself when situations like this happen, these are the colors of the wind. These are the colors of the wind. You know what? There's no me in Pocahontas. Okay. Have you? honestly though have you ever seen little bear cry at the blue corn moon it's adorable so um uh yeah it's really sad and um kathy is crying and sandy's consoling her and ayesha's there consoling her

and then this like very dramatic to be continued sort of like comes at us and i was like damn for an episode that was all about this poop poop in the drain and this this this this guy flouncing around the boat for it to end on this very somber and sobering note was totally unexpected but yeah very sad yeah yeah poor kathy god god they're like merry christmas everyone like okay everyone it's christmas is just a few days away time to have a very merry below deck episode someone fills a ring with poop and someone dies yeah shit and dead Thanks, bravo. Hug your loved ones.

Around the Christmas tree. Wow. Well, thanks, Braves. Well, this has been a great year for us here. Watch What Crappens. We've had an amazing time with you guys talking to you, getting to meet so many of you during the year. Thanks so much for being here with us and supporting us

and letting us do this for a living because I don't think I could have asked for anything more fun than sitting here and talking to Ben every day and laughing with you guys. I can't believe we're ending our year talking about defecation. That's it. But like honestly, yes. We ended up the big shit show. It is truly a shit show. I was just looking at, I was going through pictures last night from the year because

I was like going to write something about my sub-sack about food. And I was like, oh, yeah, like our tour was this year. And we saw a bunch of you guys earlier this year. And really thank you for coming out to our shows and seeing us. And it really was, this was, I think, a bad. year for us if I really have to say so. I would say this is probably the best year that we've ever had as a podcast. I think... It's been so much fun.

And when is our birthday? January. We turn 14 on... I have it written down. It's not like... I thought it was the end of December. No, it's in January. I think it's like January. Where is it? So we're about to turn 14. Oh, January 25th. In January, I have two things written down.

Shade's birthday, January 16th and Crappin's anniversary, January 25th. Yeah, so there you go. So we're about to be 14, and we're switching networks. We're next time you hear us, well, we'll have episode. We're not going to stop putting out episodes, but next time we're back live-ish with you is going to be, we're going to be at a new network. We will be back with ACAST. So we're leaving Wondry. So thanks to Wondry and everybody over there who's given us such a great time.

We've had a really good time. They were wonderful to us. Wonderful. And we're also extremely excited to be back with ACAST, who we were with a while back. So, yeah. So what I was fun, I don't know why I'm telling you guys all that. You probably don't really even care about. What I was trying to say, though, before, it was just that, like, you know, the year began with the crappies.

And it was, that was, like, the best crappies we ever had. Like, that was absolutely insane that, that show. We were on Watch What Happens Live. And that was just, like, it just kept on going up from there. So starting that way, and then we had our whole tour. And then we had BravoCon. And then now we have this poop in a pipe episode. It really was like, it actually really was an amazing.

It was really an amazing year of growth for us and getting to see everyone. And like really thanks for everyone who's like, I can't believe that like approaching 14 years that like this is where the podcast is at. It's really amazing. Yeah. Well, we're lucky. We appreciate you guys and we love you guys. Have an amazing new year. We'll talk to you next time.

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