Watch What Crappens - #3138 Crappens Rewind: Ep 479 RHONY Would You Believe It? LuAnn Got Married!

Episode Date: December 31, 2025

It's the wedding of the century! LuAnn and Tom finally get married on this week's episode of "Real Housewives of New York," and to sweeten the deal, LuAnn even released a new single! We have the world premiere on our show.Also, talk of Chinatown, oysters, tissue paper, and all the usual crazy stuff on this show. *This episode originally aired June 2017

Hey, crap, craps, watch what happens when there's so much that crapens, a podcast about all that crap and the podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from B-Syblog.com and The Bander Blender. And joining me, as usual, is the wonderful and hilarious and lovely and perhaps slightly hungover, because I'm just slightly hungover, not really. Ronnie Karam from TrashogTV.com and the Rose Pricks Bachelor slash Bachelorette podcast. What's up, Ronnie? Well, hello, little Ben.

Yeah, hello there. Ronnie and I hit the town last night We went out to the Abbey With none other than Hannah From Below Deck Mediterranean And it was beyond fun Beyond fun Yeah, she's so fun

Oh my gosh, so beautiful too Smulla I know she was like She was like well I'm just gonna throw on something I'll probably look like a hussy And she shows up looking gorgeous And I was like Shut your face Hannah

Yeah that's an expensive hussey Yeah that is not a cheap hussy That's for sure Yeah, that was fun. And if you go on to our Instagram, which is at Watch What Crapins on Instagram, we have a picture, but we also have some stories. So go check that out now before they expire. Oh, yeah, go look them over. Yeah.

She's so funny. She's like, and then I'll have a day with a really hot guy from wherever. And then I'll go to Dubai to see this. And then I'll be in the south of France doing this. I was like, Jesus. It lives quite the awesome life. I know. I came home, like, I really suck.

Yeah. Well, you know what's also sucky is that, you know, we, we took, we walked her to catch, which is where she was going to have dinner. We didn't really like, Katie Kazerl was there at catch. We could have had like such a big powwow, but we didn't. Oh. Oh, because Orles, we should have looked in there. Yeah, there were all these people taking pictures.

There's so many little tiny short people who are apparently famous and they all drive these gigantic jeeps and like huge army cars. And then these little tiny men come out, you know, like little tiny Persian men dripping with gold come out. And I'm like, where are, where are you people? It's like, there's a whole different life that those people lead, you know, and you only see them if you stand outside restaurants like that. Exactly. And the paparazzi would take photos of all of them, like literally a bum would walk up to the restaurant. The paparots were taking photos. But like, me and Ronnie, no photos. Yeah. What are you going to do? It might have something to do with us taking pictures of the paparazzi. They're like, wow, look at their.

cameras yeah on our instagram story and then like when we eventually got home i was drunk and i turned on the tv and the property brothers were on i took some belligerent instagram stories of the property brothers i was looking at them today i was like huh so it's a fun

night now those are celebrities yeah those are real stars yeah i would understand them coming out of a giant jeep i'd be like oh my god the property bros yeah but the other guys i'm like this was this guy like a background on Shazza Sunset once

Yeah, I don't know, but everybody apparently knew because they were like click, click, click, click, click, click, click. Maybe it was like French Montana or something. Yeah, I don't even know, but you know, what are you going to do? I was like, yay, oh, our

our Chevy our 1983 Chevy Lyft is here to get up. Yes, with an extra from Breaking Bad, driving it. She really was, she was like, he did this to me. She was like, you guys are the best.

I want to hang out with you guys all the time. Can't do it. Can't even do her math voice. Yeah, it was a great night. But even more excitingly is that we have a real house size of New York City recap to dive into. And by the way, if you're new to this podcast, because you learn about us through the bitch Bible, Jackie Schimmel, welcome. We hope we can live up the expectations. Yes.

And go listen to Jackie. Hilarious. Yeah. soup's funny new pod friend for sure yeah love her all right so shall we jump into can you believe it girls it's the wedding episode can you believe it girls can i've got wedding rings on both of my ring fingers that's how married i am i am so ringed up i took bianza's advice and i had a ring but on both of them we start with the amy winehouse music

that da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da that's rehab right yeah uh yeah no he no that that's you know that rehab is like nah nah nah nah nah nah it's a little bit more charm you know okay yeah so that do we have to be license to her estate now i don't know i don't know yeah come after me joint getting in line behind Capital One, Amy Winehouse. The ghost of Amy Winehouse is coming to haunt our podcast now. Yeah, you think I can't press, block this caller on your ghost?

I can't. Well, any episode that features Durinda is sort of spiritually a successor to Amy Winehouse, so it makes sense. Yeah, every time that music plays, it's like, uh-oh, drunk Durinda's going to make a speech in this episode. Yes, so

the episode opens with Edgar, aka Frenchie, making eggs in Sonia's kitchen for breakfast. I don't know if I even believe this guy's French because this guy is like cartoon French. He's like, hoodley, hootly, hoonie.

Oh, Sonia from Manuela, don't see coffee, Sonia, you're like the egg? And she says, did you bring this and it's a porcetti plant? He's like, ah, yes, I brought Sonia. You like a egg? Something about this whole thing with Edgar, French, she feels, oh, what's the word?

Like, completely fake. Like, this is clearly an arrangement for the TV show. Yeah, this is like a gay she met outside the Port Authority bus station, you know? Yeah, exactly. First of all, I mean, who wears a blazer to make eggs for Sonia in the morning? Okay? That's already suspect. With a handkerchief in the pocket.

Like a folded handkerchief. Yeah, he's like a... I'm sure. Really bad faux French version of Adam Scott. That's what he is. Oh, is that little dot here, Tindley going to be awake for the egg? Should I make egg for Tinsley? And she's like, oh, you know, Tinsley, getting her hair done, doing her makeup.

Okay. Sanya's just like wrapping your teeth. Yeah. You know, Tinsley, she'll wake up and push the covers off. You know, Tinsley, she just opens her eyes when she wakes up so typical. Oh, she's probably yawning about now, wondering what kind of makeup she's going to wear. And he's like, oh, these women, you have this habit of the makeup and stuff, and you need every day this habit for the women. So sure enough, Tinsley comes down.

She's like, oh, can I get a tissue? Anyone? And she's like, oh, my son for breakfast. And she's like, French stays. Frenchie, would you mind opening the front door if you hear the doorbell ring waiting for some hats? Sonia has passed out on the floor. Stay away from Frenchie. You're going to distract him. I'm training Frenchie to stop Connor from opening the door when your hats come.

It's a process. So Sonia is, you know, admitting that this thing with Frenchie is going too far. And she's like, you know, what I thought was an 11 to 7 turned into a 7-11. Yeah, I mean, this guy is cheap. I'm like, are you so you're saying there are a bunch of meth heads that have accumulated around your house? Because that sort of makes sense. I mean, the pizza isn't that great at three in the morning, but at three in the morning, who cares? You know what I like about 7-Elevens?

They really appreciate the past. Like, for instance, that hot dog that's been on the rollers has been in there as long as I've had computer number three. Oh, son Ziza. That's where pickles is. She's just rotating on Sonia's little hot dog thing in the basement. I got one from the 7-Eleven. Pickles is like literally in a pickles jar downstairs. Just waiting to emerge.

She's like, please, someone unscrew this top and let me free. Free pickles, people. She's in a cryogenic state. So French is playing Donna Reed, you know? Yeah. And I'm sorry, we're going to say something. No, I'm just like laughing about pickles in a jar. You're only going to come out and like, imagining her like,

finally climbing out she's like is it the year 2135 like no it's actually just three years later she's like oh she's like well at least the computers are still here it's like a box of soap some old paper towels carved into it some old viva paper towels that were never open it's actually not viva paper towels it's actually a role of paper towels made from other paper towels. It's like a little Viva, a little charm, a little up and up and up. Recycled paper towels. I buy extra paper towel

so I could make a new role from the spare parts. So she's Timsley's just down there to start shit. She's like, hey, Frenchie! So, um, what about what about this other dude you're dating? What happened to Rocco?

You know, and, uh, he's like, oh, I do not care. You know, these these dating, these rules you have in the America, you date, you be with someone, you tie them down, tie them to tree. Every time mailman comes, dog tries bite the leg off. It's like, Jesus Christ, Frenchie. You know, that's Frenchie's way of just saying, I can fuck whoever I want and I'm still getting free rent and don't try and step onto my property, bitch.

Like, let my arrangement stand, Tinsley. I'm feeding you an egg right now. Well, Tinsley has a right to make the digs because apparently Frenchie was intended for Tinsley, but then Sonia took him for herself. So this is her little way of getting revenge. Yeah. And she's like, well, so you're seeing other people too, Franty? And he's like, seeing it, but no, not having sex.

This is friends. Oh, I don't like words. You Americans, you have these words you say. You have a word that means something, and then they're supposed to mean something else. I don't even know what you're saying. Saint-E structure. Come on. And so he's like, yeah, friends.

Yeah, just friends. I don't like words either. Frenchy. Frenchie going off to be down with words yeah so so then so after this Frenchie scene we then go over to Bethany's

apartment where she is making a whole bunch of the little Christmas gifts for the ladies minus Ramona and by Bethany making Christmas gifts I mean Julia her assistant is doing them because Bethany's going to have a Christmas party yeah her assistant's just walking around going Bethany you look wonderful

and of course there's a huge skinny girl lose ice sculpture in the middle. Just in case anybody forgot what Bethany does for a living. Yeah. And Bethany, the professional chef, is having this catered by a guy, what's his name Joe or something like that, who was actually making a lot of delicious stuff. But I was, like, sort of traumatized by Bethany eating a lobster roll and then talking with her mouth open, and it was just like all gooey and cream cheesy, like these strings of mayo or cream cheese or whatever, we're all in her mouth.

It's like, it's not a good look, Bethany. She's just trying to prove that she can eat, you know? She's like, look, I'm eating. A lot of roll. Like, what's matter? Like, what's matter? Happy holidays. Like, what's my name?

Like, what's going on? Got a close up of this? Like, why is this an Olympic event? Like, it's a luge? Like, I don't get it. Like, I thought you're supposed to die on this. It's supposed to be scary. Like, I don't know.

It's not fast. Like, I can do it. Do I get a gold medal now? Like, am I going Olympics? Am I, like, Olympia now? I'll, like, literally kill me now. Like, I'll say, like, you know what? Like, set me down the looge thing and just kill me now and, like, run me over the bobsled then.

Like, like, I can't. It's too cold. Oh, Bethany. You're hilarious. All right. What's it matter? What's it matter? What's going on?

Where's a luge? So, she's made little, she's made little balloon heads of all the ladies except for Ramona. And she's put them in, like, what is the glass vase. I mean, it's weird. It's basically like a bunch of decapitated house. They were like, they were like, I thought there were Christmas ornaments that had their faces on them. oh i thought they were balloons i guess that makes more so i mean those were huge though no they were nice those were nice they were nice and personalized they had caricatures

they were they were they were nice there was a good gift um this one looks like when a romano's breast implants so so then we she's sorry she's like well you know last year i had a holiday party and i just loved it so now it's annual it's like gonna be every year like christmas you know it's gonna come it's gonna come like christmas every year my favor is then then we cut to derinda in the cab and she just had like all this tissue paper and plastic, and this is all yours. Now, this is why I keep back under the couch cushion.

You ask me, last-minute rapper. Like, how could you do that when you have John sitting on that couch? It's like the... You know, Dorinda just loves to sit there and be mad at John at all times. Like, she's putting wrapping paper under the couch cushion. You stop making noise, John. Trying to watch a good fight. All right.

You're making too much time. I'm going in the other room and watch La Nata. So, yeah, she's, like, making some, like, all this tissue paper is, like, rubbing up against her mic. And I, it was so obnoxious, but you know the editors. It's classic Derinda, and that's why the editors put it in there. I mean, that is so funny, Derinda. It's like five packages of that wrapping tissue. It's like five.

Like, what are you rapping that you need all of that? There probably was no gift in there. She's like, and you know what's funny? I forgot a gift after all that. I don't know why I think about sometimes. Sometimes I don't even know what I'm thinking about, you know. So funny. Like a regular birthday gift is her birthday?

I don't know. I don't know. I just forget things. It's called being a blackout drunk, Durinda. Okay? Sometimes you know you're supposed to do something. And then you wake up like he, like, laid in. like, what was I supposed to do?

Yeah, stop drinking. Especially, they're supposed to go driving. So then, so everyone's about- Across town, Ramona's putting on lipstick. She's like, oh, look, there's a stick. It's a stick of stuff for my lips. I'm going to put it on. And I heard Bethany's having a holiday party,

and I'm not invited. Am I happy about it? No. But the good thing is I'm going out with Avery and her girlfriends. Avery and a girlfriends are basically like me and my girlfriends. Basically, I'm just like one of the girls. I'm like a 22-year-old girl.

We're just going to go out and get some wine, okay? This is... Avery's girlfriends are like my girlfriend, except no one in their group has had sex with Tom yet, you know? Whoa. Is this what it means when it says you're going to get a 23 and me kit? You go out and hang out a bunch of 23-year-old girls, okay? Because I like it.

So then over at Sonia, she's packing... bunch of crap to make room for frenchie yeah uh who's coming in wait is this when we find this up no but she's so tinsie and so basically no sonia's just packing to go to fouquet for new years and tinsie and connor like broquette so tinsie and connor like yay because they apparently are going to have a big party once sonia leaves and they put it out on paperless post and sonia's like you know like she's very distracting to my assistant she has to stop like what is Connor doing? What is Conner doing all day?

Do you know how many things he could be doing for me paperless? I have plenty of paperless things that he could do. What math equations is he trying to solve right now or formulas, okay, that he cannot be distracted from? Just numbers flying by

Conner's head, like a beautiful mind. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. so let's see she's backing then um bethany is getting ready for her party and she's talking to the chef and she's like remember last year remember last year when i ordered a lobster roll that was great yeah i went to all the other boroughs too like lobster roll lobster roll what are you even talking about just please just please leave him alone and let him do his job yeah but but that's not going to happen for him because derinda shows up and she's like you know what i want to do i want to learn how to open up an oyster so so he like he's he he he shows or he's like, oh, you stick it in there and you wait for the little release. Like, oh, it's like sexual and stuff. He was being sexual. He was like the next John.

I mean, Dorenda, I can't believe Dorenda didn't put on her flip-flops and try and climb that mountain because he is like John. He's like, yeah, well, here's what you do. You get this knife and then you put it in his ass. It's the back door, just the tip. And Bethany's like, yeah, just the tip. I knew you was going to say that, Bethany. Yeah, well, it's the tip, you know, just put the tip in there. He's like, yeah.

Then you shove it in there. and you move it around a little bit and you try not to get stuff splurting everywhere and then boom it is like sex it's like eating oysters it's like eating the sea wet and salty I will say this about Bethany she is always good for a low

hanging fruit sex joke because if you say something like wow like wow the wind is really blowing like a blow job huh you're like okay Bethany I hope they're making a lot of money for that blowing the wind's blowing so hard it's like you know it's like a hooker

like a hooker down on like bourbon street you know what i'm saying it's like blowing all day all night long you know what i'm saying wet and salty i think he's talking about vaginas he's like i'm literally talking about vaginas i like how that has become part of our bethene impersonation that's the one thing she's actually yeah because she's never ever done that but like it's but bethany's humor has become so cat skillsy like we just imagine well bethany laughs like kate chastain and so you can't imitate her laugh because it's just this ha ha That's her entire laugh. She has the next level laugh

where she will just be like you know, but that's like that rare laugh where you laugh so hard you're like practically crying, you know? But yeah, mostly it's that. Yeah, when she can't help it and she sounds like Drew Barrymore being murdered than scream, you know. So Dorinda,

back with the oyster, Durinda's like, ah, this is so sexy. It's little of the oyster. I'm going to take this to the bedroom and teach Jan. I'm like, please don't of anything inside John's back door and expect wet and salty. Like, I don't need to hear any of this. Please, no

excessive slurping around John. Can we just celebrate baby Jesus? How about that, guys? How about that? Well, we can. If we go over to Megu with Ramona and all the girls, where Ramona is like, I can't believe it. I've known these girls for like 10 years. They went

to Avery's Sweet 16, and now they're drinking wine and learning things about wine for them. Now they know they're Chardonnay and the Sanjave. and they're Chirac. They know everything now. It's crazy. Whoa. They're burgundies. They're pinos. They're chardonnets. God forbid I don't have the right flavor of wine for them. Whoa, that's crazy. Remember when I was this little girl, and I was looking at my dad's wine? And I said, could I have some of that wine?

And Geraldine Parsons-Smith came up to me and said, you sure can, because as we all know, you're the big wine expert, as in W-H-I-N-E. And to this day, I've never been able to tell the difference between wine and wine, okay? I'm sorry, I can't. When they get out at the restaurant, it's like this sexy sex in the city. I've got no Ramona's. Ramona was just so perfect in this entire episode. I only need to go off what Ramona actually does on this because she's like,

look, sexy ladies coming out of the car. Okay, how about when we come out of the car, you put the camera down on the ground? So all you see is legs, like sexy legs. Play that Amy Wine music because these girls love their wines. Okay? It's like, boom-bumch, bum-boom. Like 20-year-old legs, 20-year-old legs. 20-year-old legs, 20-year-old

legs, and the Ramona's like, boom, boom, thank you, okay? Thank you so much, okay? Or just one of the girls. So the girls start arriving over at Bethany's house, and Carol's like, you said to wear sparkles. It's literally the girl from the ring

has crawled out of the TV, is ready to have a holiday party. My hair's in my face. Is there a step coming up? I'm sorry I just finished decorating my wow. Hey, speaking of wealth, we have a luge over there, you know? Go try it. It's a luge.

Like, you put liquor in the top and it comes out the bottom of the well. It's amazing. It's amazing, ring, girl, try it. Yeah, put your looks on it. Like, do it right now. It's like, well, I like to drink when it's fine. Carol puts her lips around that luge. Aren't you just supposed to open your mouth and just let stuff?

I don't need all these full contact leaves. Mashed lips of this group. But she does it. She's like, I'm only going to drink again if it's from a luge or a sippy straw. But some reason that really made me laugh because she smiled so happily. Because you can tell she really loves a sippy straw. And I think that her delight

Was contagious for me Yeah, I drink everything with a sippy straw I don't notice I even drink my martinis with a straw Oh, I didn't notice that Oh, I took it from my water That's why I always have a water I ordered three drinks A water, a glass of ice

And a martin Forgot about that thing A shot of tequila in a tall glass Okay, and then some water in a short glass And then some water in a medium-sized glass okay and 19 limes just in case you never know what you're gonna need so speaking of Ramona's in heaven over at this restaurant because there's like 90,000 glasses on the table you know she's like this is called power girls this is power glass and

avery is like it was like my water like I literally called it water growing up I'm like because it's it is water it's sparkling water and then this other girl goes that's like one of my favorite things about going over to your house. There's always called bottled water. I was like, girl, which desert have you been living in? Ramona. You girls, you guys can hang with me, okay? We'll call it, like, once a week we could do it.

And we could call it the thing. No, the singer thing, okay? And then you guys can have your friends, and then I can bring my friends, and then we'll mix, and it'll be just girls being girls. girls with other girls and her friends her friend goes um do your girlfriends have sons that maybe they could bring and romona just gives her this look like you're missing the point of what i'm trying to say okay clearly what her wants to get with louisans yeah who could blame him rar he's grown up nicely yeah he certainly has so then we um we learned that romona had

actually had a charity event the night before and we see all in all these flashbacks that Tinsley lets the cat out of the bag about Bethany's holiday party because she's like hey so are you going to you're going to Bethany's party? Do you have a tissue? And everyone's like, what party? I didn't even

know about it, okay? So Am I upset about it? Yeah. Why is Ward Beatty here? Why is the buppy version of Ward Beatty here? There's like some guy who looks like Warren Baby had all his blood sucked out and then all of his skin tied behind his head with like a rubber band.

And then someone put a lot of lotion on him and just set him loose in this party. He looks sort of like a sveled penguin from like Batman penguin, not like an actual penguin. And I think he even was like, here's the key to the city or whatever. Like he was really. He definitely was a Tim Burton creature. That's for sure. like he could have been like Beetlejuice's brother yes it's like the guy that you know

that Helena Bonham Carter fucked to mess up that whole marriage you're like oh Helena of course you ruined it over that guy it's like worth it so Ramona is back with the girls and she's like girls so girls anybody want to curl my hair right now

while they tell this story hey can we have a comb could you bring a comb we're going to comb each other's hair because we're girls She's like, you girl Talk Slumber party, okay Look at me

I'm Sandra D No offense to anybody here Okay Sandra D just pushes my buttons Okay Yeah Sandra D came up to me And she was pushing my buttons

And I blacked out like an animal Okay I went on a rampage Like an animal blackout rampage Okay I was like a bear Eating fish and knocking go for trees I don't even remember

But I saw it on the news I was like a bull in a china shop Except that would never break any china That was colored yellow Because yellow reminds me of sunshine Okay Also, Bethany's full of so much bull I can't compete

Get it girls I'm like a Bethany in a china shop Because she's just pure bull Okay Yeah So she's telling the girls Well she's like me You know she grew up in crazy homes

And like she's just You know She's like thin and good looking and gorgeous and successful businesswoman who's adored by all the fans who had our own talk show were just like the same so her friend uh avery's friend's friend's like well you shouldn't have to walk on eggshells around your friends i mean that's not fair to you and that's not true friendship yeah and everyone was like hallelujah hallelujah spoken from a 22 year old girl could you believe it can you believe it and then what i loved was that there was some other

girl who, like, clearly wants to piggyback and, like, get points with Ramona. And this other girl just goes, yeah, you don't want to have to walk on eggshells with your friend. Yeah. I'm like, that's what that other bitch just said. Be quiet. Just drink your paligrino, okay? You're not adding anything substantive to this

conversation, okay? That even say that word, right? Cadoos to me. So over at the party, Durinda's like, yeah, it was a party. Romona had a party. I went. And I said, my piece and we get a flashback why weren't we shown this party? I don't

know. This party looks amazing. It looked so good. By the way, I just want to say that I was really amused that Ramona declared that she had a bond with the 22 year old girls that they're now all bonded for life. We're together forever. Yeah. So anyway, yes. So Derinda.

We get a flashback of this party. She's like Hey, Ramona. It's drunk Durinda, so she's like flying off the handle. She's like, don't you yell at me, Ramola. My ass is a shithole It's like the goddamn Playboy Castle

I had to go in there And peel Scott Bay off the floor I mean What are you? What are you? Some paint chippin'eaten monster? And I told you, you're a disgrace. Last year,

your dog shit's all over. This year, you're ripped down the walls. Next year, I'm just going to leave you a tiny little terrorist with a bomb vest and you can just push them over and blow all the entire place up, Ramona.

And then Sonia walks into Bethany's party and she sees Dorinda talking about the paints again. She's like, oh, this again. Do we have to always talk about this? Connor, did I tell you,

has anybody heard about what a paperless post is? Someone please explain that to me. How do you have a post that paper? I tried to, log on to my Apple 2E. I can't find anything about it, but I did use Bank Street Press to get

write a nice little poem. If there's no paper, what's the postman going to post? I mean, I worry for those guys. Who's going to be bringing on the doorbell that we're not answering for Tinsley? I mean, I've never heard of anything so ridiculous. How are you going to have the New York Post without paper? I mean, how am I going to read page six without the pages? Doesn't make sense? The New York Postless?

Does that make sense to anybody else? How are they going to subscribe? How do you even send it the little subscribe thing that's in the middle of the paper? I just wish Tinsley would make sense. I just wish that she would say things that made sense so she could focus on her career and focus on getting a man and focus on getting out of my house. So, uh, Dorinda does still go about it more and more. And then it cuts back to Ramona at dinner. And she's like, oh my God, girl, so, girls, Dorinda got so upset with me because there were

these things on the wall and they were lit up. And I was so upset emotionally like she starts tapping her head. She's like, emotionally, I wasn't thinking because of Bethany. And so I just tore it and it took some painting and she's so upset now. She's like so upset. I just, I like that because basically there were lights from production that were taped up on the walls that Ramona, she can't say that, but she's also afraid to actually say the word lights. So she makes it sound like there's some alien creatures. There were these things and they're all lit up and couldn't find a plug and they were just bright and I just saw lights. I was like, Gloria Stephan, I finally saw the light and I didn't like it and I tore down and I broke up the paint I'm sorry I'm sorry I ruined your house but there were bright things shining objects I can't deal little UFOs private in my room sonya was trying to get them to probe her I said get off the dresser I'm trying to sleep

sonia this is not time to play communion okay you do not dealing with aliens I'm sorry I'm sorry close encounters at the sonia morgan kind no one wants to probe your anus okay so she ripped them off the wall or whatever now here's where romona and you can even see that derinda probably said romona if they were production lines they were just plugged in it's not like they're wired to the house because she said there were these things on the wall

and i mean i guess there was a plug but i didn't see the plug because emotionally upset because bethany because like 9-11 like the vietnam war you understand like upset okay so instead of just unplugging the light she like rips them off like the Hulk yeah which is they must have been hot I don't even know how she did it

but and then it cuts to Sonia and she goes well that's just typical Ramona I mean I told you every time we go to a hotel she trashes the bathrooms like she's a rock star which is so disgusting you could just see Ramona like oh really trash can you think you're right side up

right now you're not you're upside down Whoa, I mean take a shit in this toilet, but I'm not going to flush it, okay? I'm just going to add more toilet paper and more and more. Wow, what a crazy life I live. I dropped a towel on the ground, okay? My bandit's called poison. Whoa, making me clean up my own mess? You know what that is?

That's de classé. There's a reason why they have mates. It's their job. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm not going to clean up my own bathroom, okay? I'm a regular Janice soap ham. So, I'm a Jimmy Hydrox, just like the cook. I'm Beethoven, not the dog, the rock star.

So she's back at dinner, she's like, cheers, girls, to nothing ever being my fault. No, and cheers to not walking on eggshells. And that girl's like, yeah, you shouldn't ever walk on eggshells. Yeah, you shouldn't have on eggshells. Excells. I said it too. so then back at bethany bethany's is cheering too she's like all right everybody cheers cheers cheers because it's like eggnog and these chocolate chip cups because they're cups but they're made out of chocolate chip cookies but like you know they've done special so like watch out it's drunk and carroll's like i'm only drinking again if it's from a chocolate chip cup or a liege or a sippy cup

I love that Carol's boundaries are just, like, totally being blown open this episode. It was a big, big episode for personal growth for her. I learn so much. Carol has found three things she'll drink from now. Watch out. Hey, I was a cool cookie cup any day. I was really jealous. How far behind can A.A. B?

Oh, yeah, some cookie cups looked really good. I was starving. It occurred to me that, like, because we had dinner, and it occurred to me that it was not, like, a very, big dinner because we were talking so much that like I realized afterwards I was like I only I had like five little chicken meatballs and that was it essentially I had three pieces of that roll and like two pieces of meat that I didn't understand that came on the skewers yeah how did those little people eat all that food that was a lot of food right it was it was a lot of food but it's just that we were talking so much and so um it was like when I got home and I was watching this drunk

New York which is why I'm a little patchy with some of this I was like wait a second I'm starving. We didn't really have dinner. I love days like that. I know. I was like, you know, you know, those people who are like, oh, I just forgot to eat today. I'm a little lightheaded. I'm like, who the fuck forgets to eat? Like my whole, my body won't let. It's like, you're not eating. You're not eating. What are you doing right now? You're not eating. Why aren't you eating right now?

But we did it. We successfully forgot to have a full dinner. Well, I came home and ate a couple of Thailand on all PMs. Oh, okay. That'll help. This is. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So let's see here. What's next?

What's next is the one and only wedding. This is the wedding we've been waiting for a year. As some of you probably already know, Luann did not allow Bravo cameras into her wedding, which is a big mistake. Huge, huge mistake. But she had all this personal footage that I think she's sold to People magazine or something like that. So essentially, Bravo kind of did like a little montage of

Luann's personal footage, which was sort of nice to because, you know, at least it was quick. It was like a five-minute thing of, you know, there's Luan getting to a dress, and there's Luan posing, and there's Luan and Dom, and there's Tom and hair and makeup, you know. This was a huge surprise because, you know, mostly Bravo people get married so that their wedding is paid for by Bravo. They're like, we got to do it in the season. But she didn't, and I thought that was odd because she is a TV person and you know she would want the attention, etc.

But then I thought, you know, she probably does not want cameras following around Tom. Because I mean, this guy cannot keep his foot out of his mouth. Like everything he says is so awkward and weird that if they had cameras following him around, you know,

she knows what production did last year with that makeout thing in the fucking bar lounge. She knows that was production. You took that picture. Yeah, she, I agree with you. I think that she was like, listen, I just want to have fun of my wedding and I don't want to be bothered with being faced with Tom's infidelity. So let's just stick our heads in the sand and enjoy this. Yes.

But me, I was just like, there's nothing to tape under the sand. But me, meanwhile, I'm thinking myself, you know, in Vanderpump rules, we had three episodes devoted to Katie and Tom's Wednesday wedding up in the forest. Okay. And here we only get five minutes of Luanns. This is like the actual, the first Bravo wedding I've been, like, genuinely excited to see ever. And that's only like a montage. And you know there is only one main camera because Jill Zarin was in front of it the whole time. She's like, hi, it's me, Jill, Jill Zarin, remember me?

Mausel Toff. Still got it. Mazel Toff. Yeah, it was a lot of, and there's just like a lot of Luan narrative. Like, it's beautiful. It's perfect. It's wonderful. What a perfect day.

I'm so ready and I'm so happy. And then, um, uh, then they show. the ceremony and the officiant is like love is reckless not reason I'm like damn even he's against this you're making a reckless decision Luann I'm here to tell you

like is when you're making out with someone at a hotel bar love is when you go home to someone who is pretending nothing ever happened Mazza off everybody Love is looking the other way when your wife hooks up with a Johnny Depp pirate So after he bangs Sonia

anally in a greenhouse all right everybody let's crush a glass and get on with it shall we so uh my only observations was noelle is super hot now that he's like 22 and kelly ben simone was there and did you see kelly bent simone in the background no i was making an egg sandwich oh well it's pretty much the same experience but she was there and then was that amanda lepor coming out the cake this is your brain this is your brain on ben simone any questions actually many many questions yeah it was like like home video footage and Luan just kept saying, I'm happy, can you believe it? Look at me. I'm so

happy. Oh, and then I walked down the aisle. Oh, so happy. I'm so happy. I'm making a sandwich. I can't. Was that Amanda Lepoor at one point? Like, literally? I don't know. I really were truly making a sandwich. Okay, I think Amanda Lepore came out of a cake, but I could be, I could be wrong. Oh, that Marilyn Monroe chick?

Yeah. Yeah, that was funny. And then Luann's like, look, I have a sombrero. Everybody enjoy their tacos. And she, like, took off her sombrero and that, like, playmate is, like, kissing her. She's like, you're gorgeous. And Luann said, you know, it's just you find someone in life and you have a playmate.

And now I have a new playmate. And I love my new playmate. I'm like, well, do you love his new playmate? Like, his playmate just jumped out of damn cake, Luanne. Come on. I think my favorite part to come out of this wedding was the fact that Luann released a new single. That was my favorite part of it. My God, I cannot wait to hear it.

I heard about it. Yeah. But I couldn't stay up for watch what happens live when she performed it. Okay, well, guess what? Of course, since we are a professional podcast, we have the single right here. So I'm going to play it. All right, is everyone ready to hear Luann's new single? Oh, my God.

I'm so excited. And by everyone, I mean, Ronnie. Okay, here we go. Would you believe it, girls? I'm getting married. Me, Countess, Luand de la Ceps. To Tom, Dagistino. That's crazy.

Sonia used to bang Tom all the time And we used to play back in What a crazy world Can't you just be happy for me Ramona Yachts, Hampton's West Palm Beach Now we have them all in reach We've got money, we've got flair And look at Bethany with my hair

So come on, Drenda, come on Jill We got the art and Tom's got the big Because it's Wednesday night at the regency Tommy tune's gonna show, just wait and see So what is this? Is this like a rap? Like a wedding rap? Like I don't get it Like I don't get your brand doing it like I don't understand what's going on I'm gonna kill me now.

Hey, be happy for her! Do the Dagestino! Do the Dagestino! Do the Dagestino! Do the Dagestino! Do the Dagestino! Do the Dagestino! Hey, do the Dagestino right now!

Do the Dagestino. Got my tickets, got my room. But where's the invite? Is it coming soon? Tom's a cheater, I'm sorry he is, but you know what they say? Ignorance is bliss! Why can't you bitches just be happy for me? Ooh, I like the way that's. the way that sounds. Let's just work with this a little inspired. Okay, here we go. Why can't

you bitches be happy for me? And Tom... Like, like what is this? Two by nine? I don't get it. Do the Dagestino. Do the Dagestino. Do the Dagestino. Do the Dagestino. Do the Oh, I did, Tom, for like 10 years, we were lovers. Sandra Pei, and they'd love me down there. So, it's kind of funny because Luan's friend, Barbara, isn't so sure that she wants to go through that. Hey, does anyone have a tissue? Do you don't have a tissue?

Hey, John, John, get tinsed tissue. You know what they say? You get some snod on you. It happens, you know? Please say it's not about Tom. It's about time. Just thinking, I think it's a bad guy, Lou Am. You think it's a bad guy?

Really? At least you didn't have to hear about it on page six, okay? Do the Dagestino, do the Dagestino. Do the Dagestino, do the Dagestino, do the Dagestino. Like, you know what, let's just like, do the taggistino, okay? Do the, do the Dacistino. It is about Tom and me. Would you believe it?

We're getting married. That is fucking amazing. Really? That is fucking perfection. Oh, man, Luan. Sometimes, it's moments like these when I realize why I have not gone ahead in Hollywood because I'm making stupid ass songs on Garage Band. That shit is hilarious.

Oh, man. Well, thank you. And thank you, Luann. Thank you, Luann. Thank you, Luann. Really? Hey, be happy for them. Let her be happy.

That was amazing. Good job, Luan. Good job. Thank you, Luanne. Thank you, Luanne. It's going to be Luan. on her behalf. It will be.

It will be. Can you believe it, girls? Getting married. That is so good. Guys, before we go any further in this episode, there's something really, really quick and easy we want you to do. We rely on advertising to keep this show free. And if you could do us a favor, could you go to podcast listener.com slash crappins and

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No, just kidding, because guess what? Two weeks later, now we're in January, and it's Bethany and Carol getting dim sum. And I love the way Bethany talks about Carol sometimes, because Carol's like, oh wow look at all these ducks hanging from the through the windows and beth's just like i don't get carroll like she's like lost in america like she doesn't know where she is like like we live in new york city the guys come out with cards i need dumplings that's what you do like i don't get i don't honestly why carol's having such a hard time with this girl's like is this place even real she's like of course it's real why would you even say it's not

real she's like because trump said that global warming is a chinese hoax so maybe china town's a hoax too she's like just shut up just pick a roll look like we're looking at things that aren't white right now okay just like enjoy it for a moment okay it's simsum okay pick a roll just do something pick them they're gonna do shit you do it I don't want to

she's like you're very negative and then the waiter comes by with the with all the food and she goes she's she's being very negative today really negative super negative what you're gonna frown at a rib you see she's frowning it a rib like seriously like who doesn't like a bow

Like, honestly, take a bow. Like, literally, take a bow and get out of here. Like, I don't think I can't deal with you anymore. Like, curtain call. It's time for you go. So, you're so American right now. So she's like, I'm not negative. Someone needs coffee.

Like, well, it's not on the cart. So I'm not going to get it. It's only what's on the cart. Okay. I only eat food when it's not on wheels. Is there a sippy cup with fried rice in it? Otherwise, I'm out of here. Does this green tea come in a chocolate chip cookie cup?

No? Okay. Can I have that green tea from a luge, please? Is it loose? You want rib? Your green tea destroyed our luge. I can see your ribs, get it? No. You're the worst. Why I'm even lunch with you? Honestly, like, kill me right now. Like, shoot me. Like, shoot my, shoot my. That's what I am. Like, shoot my, shoot me right now.

Hark out. So, Bethany's like, uh, yeah, whatever. about that wedding. Like, did that even happen? Because, like, she's having a party to celebrate a marriage that nobody saw. Like, if a marriage happens in Paul Beach that nobody saw, did it even happen? Like, seriously? So this is, like, philosophical questions. Like, I can't, like, like, but I can't, like, fortunately and so they, so then Carol talks about how there's other rumors about Tom now, blah, blah, blah, and then she starts talking about how Adam's finally moving out. And she's like,

I said, honey, do you need help moving? Here's everything. your watermelon radishes, your skateboard, your unwashed socks, the razor you never use. You're just for men. Yeah, you're just going to say your box of peroxide. Your little foiled oilies you put in your hair when you highlight it. Get out. Get out. Get out.

I lost my carlo voice. I had been working on it for a few weeks, but now it's like, I've got a, I've gotten, I've I've gone the other way. I've regressed. So now I'm back to croaking like, eh, you know. I'm basically just Marge Simpson on her dying breath. I leave everything to Lisa, including Adam's stuff. So, meanwhile, Ramona goes and visit Dorinda, and she's like, I want all the deets about the wedding, okay? I want all the deets. I want all the deets. I learned that word Look, I'm hit

Don't give me details Give me deets Hey, I need Deets I learned it from a 22 year old girl Who have a blonde with Very special She gave me very good voice

About eggshells I don't remember what Something about like Make sure to crush all the eggshells I don't know Would you like me to do the rojo rabbit Before you give me the deeds So then Derinda

Durinda's giving her the deeds And at one point she starts talking about how Like, yeah, we all went to the Leopard Lounge. And Ramona goes, everyone went there? That's nice. Yeah, Ramona's really laying it on thick for this. She's like, oh, she looks gorgeous. Like, she looks like she's from a magazine of, like, ladies who just taking rich, you know, sluts into their lot.

Like, if there was a magazine about that, she would be the cover girl. What a beaut. And Dorenda's like, yeah, I almost forgot to go to the wedding. I forgot to book my tickets. And then the week before, she texted me, like, yeah. you're going to come to the wedding we'll meet here. And I was like, oh my God, it's the wedding. I forgot.

Totally forgot. Good thing I got this tissue paper. Then I'm there. I'm in Palm Beach after the leopard place. It's the next day. And I get a check. You're supposed to be if you're hair, you make up, et cetera, et cetera. And I thought, oh, my God, I'll go over there tipsy at noon.

And then I forgot my bridesmaids dressed And then I found out I was in Palm Springs, not Palm Beach Oh my God I said Palm Desert That's close right So then next thing I knew I get off the plane You know, 16 hours later

And I'm like, what? Why am I at the Palm in Dubai? Oh God You're getting married at the Palms in Vegas, right? She said, no, I was like, God, geez I'm only down somewhere, but I don't remember. Hey, you want a sandwich? You make a sandwich? So Ramona's like, oh, well, I guess now they're going to have a party for people who didn't get to go to the wedding.

It's going to be called the party of the discards. Yeah. Ramona's not into it. She's like, I'm not into it. And you know what? I'm with her. I think it's insulting. Well, it's also obviously something Bravo was like, well, can we at least have an after party in New York?

And they're like, here, we got this room at the bottom of a marriott. for five dollars room for you yeah it has three tables with you know some table claws wrapped around them you can you can do that right meanwhile in chinatown bethany's like look at that look it's like an entire octopus like can you believe that it's like a serious it's like seriously an entire octopus and a giant pig you know it's like it's what people eat they just don't see it up close first you know it's like if there was a cow hanging there would people still eat it I don't know have these women never gone to Chinatown in all their lives they were I mean they were like look at that it's like Chinese letter it's like a different alphabet it's not even it's not even

a different language, different alphabet. Like, you can read it to me, it's like scrubs, scrabble. Like, I don't get it. Like, I don't get it. Like, how do I write skinny girl in there? Like, how do they see my brand? Do they read my brand? Do they understand my brand? Like, how did they say it's eating girl in China? Like, what is this? Are we still in America? Like, I don't get it. In China, they're all skinny. So it's just called girl.

But girls are looked down in pots. We actually call it boy. It's called boy. Drink boy. So, so she's like, uh, they go to an ice cream parlor. Yeah, they go. Big of a good ice cream. And I got a Chanel purse for $10. And Bethany is like, here.

It's like everything's a little different here. It's like a little different flavor. It's like vanilla ice cream with sesame seeds. And it's like sesame ice cream with like vanilla beans in it. Like everything's a little different here, Carol. And she's like, I don't have chocolate, please. And at one point, at one point Carol goes, what's blueberry lavender? And the girl goes, it's blueberry with a hint of lavender.

And Bethany goes, what did you think it was? I don't know. I thought, like, blueberry was, like, Chinese for chocolate. I don't know. What did she say? And I just have chocolate. The lady gives her chocolate. And Bethany goes, is it good?

Is it good? She goes, it's chocolate ice cream. They just suddenly turned into, like, the most hilarious, like, old Jewish ladies, you know? So wrong that I got chocolate ice cream? No, it's your life. Living your life. It's your world. So, yeah.

So I get chocolate. You got your thing. What's the minute? It says, you know what? We're alive. We have our health. That's all that matters. Right. Yeah, you're right. Okay. All right. It's where my grandmothers. Seriously, I can't go up to the counter and be like, can I have health? Like, they don't do that. But, you know, we're grateful to have it. You know, it's not something it's on the menu. That's what I'm saying.

I ask for health. I gave me. What's in the green tea? What's in the green tea? It's frozen like ice cream. Oh. It tastes like chocolate. Although, I have to say, I often think that green tea ice cream tastes like chocolate. So I was with Carol. you obviously pick up so sonya is moving stuff in her house with connor she's like well where should I move these dresses

where should I move these sparkle dresses from 1983 I mean I don't want to disrupt the spider that lives there but sorry I just totally talked over you sorry everyone that's better no that's better because sonya never had a secretary job

I'm like who am I talking about it doesn't matter because the listeners couldn't tell what either of us were saying because I talked at the same time

as you chocolate chocolate ice cream so she's moving stuff and she's like well you know

he's gone from 11 to 7 to 7 11 she keeps saying that she's like well that we's here all the time you know

so I figure if he's going to make slushies all day he might as well have his own room to do it so where

me and Connor are moving things and I told him you know I said you're on Tinsley's list that I made Tinsley. You know, you should be with her because, you know, you're going to want to have babies. And then he said, well, what's wrong with adoption?

And then she falls down on the ground. Yeah. And then Tinsley is like walks in. She's like, hey, can I get rid of some of the stuffed animals that are upstairs? I think they're harboring my germs. I can't get rid of this cold. That's really affecting the curls in my hair. They're iconic, you know.

I feel like I'm in Lisa Vanderpump's house, she said. Did she say that? That's hilarious. Yeah, she said, I feel like it's Lisa Van der Van der Van derby. pump's house. Every time I open my eyes, there's a fucking animal staring at me. And she's like, your floor is already a wind tunnel. We have moved everything

out of there. Except 5,000 stuffed animals. Except for all the old Macintosh classics. She's like, how come Frenchie gets to make changes? Because she's like, well, Frenchie doesn't like the dining room table. So we're going to have to move it. And you know, French

doesn't like the egg station. He wants a better egg station. So we're going to make that work. She's like, but I can't move a stuffed animal. Come on. You know me for longer than Frenche. Come on. Do you want me to call my dad in here? My dad is so going to lecture you.

Hey, Connor, could you bring in the box? Stop telling Connor to bring in your boxes. You're distracting him from the very important work of standing here and looking at me. Connor is thinking about egg stations and egg stations only, young lady. Egg stations. Bethany shows up to the rec room for this wedding party and she's like, what, seriously? Like, I'm the only person here.

It's like me and a waiter and like one other girl, I don't know. Like, what is this, a mouche? Like, what is this a mnage? Yeah, y'all want to do it? Y'all want to do it? You might have to put down the wine tray. I'll do it right now. I'll do it.

How awkward for that waiter. Just like, he and Bethany in a rec room in the basement of some place. Like, what I wouldn't know what to do. And Bethany is just standing there in the corner, just standing there. and he's standing there with like 15 wine glasses like some bus is about to stop like you can put down the tray buddy okay now's time for a cigarette yeah i like bethany's attitude because she goes well i did call her a whore a year ago so this is the station i deserve we have to math party alone yeah i liked when she did that she's like yeah you know so then um derinda shows up and uh she's like there's too many celebrations. It's like, you know,

it's like those people who celebrate their birthdays for a month. And Bethany's like, it's like Ramadan. And Durinda just looks at her like, yeah? You mean Ramona? What? Romodon? Ramona. I don't even say. Ramada Islandlington. I was going to look up

Ramaydam, but I forget. I'm talking about Ramikins? I love Ramikins. Like, yeah, a little cremper light. Is that we talking about, Bethany? So Luann and Tom arrive and they're exhausted, obviously. and Luan's like, look, can you believe that girls are married? It's me. Here I am. Married to Tom. I'm married, girls.

She's like, wow, congratulations. Wow. How was it, Tom? He's like, great. Because he looks away from her. Yeah. Just fucking kill me now. Why am I here? So she, LeWan's telling us, I'm just so happy. I'm so, oh, my partner in life.

Oh, it's my partner. You know, I'm married girls. There was a long line for Tom. And I didn't cut in line. And I just got in line. Oh, my goodness. And then Ramona shows up, and she's like, it's drab and dreary in here, okay?

I don't like it. I don't like it at all. Sorry. I guess they ran out of money. Okay? They spent all their money down in Florida. And now they got nothing left but this wreck room. I'm sorry.

It's not fair. She brings Avery. Avery's like, Hello, Bethany. I love that little thing on your address. And Bethany's like, Oh, yeah, yeah, thanks. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Hi, hi, hi, hi. She's like, no, no, I'm Avery. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you're an intern. You want something to drink? Well, actually, I'm looking for some pellegrino. It's like water to me.

Yeah, it's water to everybody. You want some? Hey, can we get some water? Bubbles. All right, where's the water? Where's the water? That's what I call the waiter. Where's the water? Where's the water? Where's the water? Where's the water? so um tiffany you look marvelous thanks what's the water where's the water here's the water okay every year he has the water the waiters where's the water okay where's the water here's the water so so so tinsley tinsley shows up and she's brought her 23 year old date which i think is first of all it's kind of cute because they went on their first date like six weeks ago so the fact that she's still bringing him around you know it was cute you know she just serves it. Get it. Get that cute little

ass. Yeah. That curler is working hard for you, girl. Yeah. And Ramona's like, look, she followed my advice and she got a guy, you know? But it's like she got a baby. I mean, he's more appropriate for Avery. They are literally the same age. So he's 23. She's 22.

So, you know. He probably doesn't even know his chardonnades from his Fabigees. So Tom, Tom's like, oh, yeah, this wedding ring is so heavy. Like, my left shoulders like literally lower like it's really hard and i told luan i don't even want to wear a ring but she made me so the woman oh i am yeah everyone's just looking at i'm like you are so classless and uh he goes yeah and luan she put her heart and soul into this wedding she just did such

a great job with this wedding her whole heart and soul was in there and rmona goes yeah Luan could be amazing when she puts her mind to it Yes Luan didn't even bother flinching at that She was like I don't have the energy

To deal with this stupidity right now And you believe it And you believe the girls We got the yacht They got the yacht So then Seek sale of here Money can't buy you

Yada yada Yada. So Durinda and Ramona jump all over Frenchie because Sonia has brought Frenchie. She's like, look, girls, it's Frenchie. He's like, oh, bonjour, egg station. And they're like, oh, yeah, look at him.

Oh, it's Frenchy. We've heard of you, but we've never seen you. We didn't know you were real or whatever. And he's like, oh, yes, I am. Yeah, I am. I'm so here. And then they just start jumping all over him. And then Sonia turns to him and right in front of them.

She's like, oh, you just, I don't even know what to do with myself when you're here because I don't even know what to tell the girls about you because I just said you were Frenchy like I keep you in a cage. Oh, what do I? Sonia's like orgasming all over Frenchy and everyone's like, ah, that's disgusting.

Let's look at cute Chad instead. And then, meanwhile, Steve, disgusting. So Carol's there, she has like a cute little outfit on and then John walks by, he's like, hello, you know, I can shrink that down a little bit. more for you if you want it's like a little yeah

great party yeah dressed as a white fit want me to shrink it for you yeah he's gross he's wearing like a baseball cap and then there's like a weird moment where Tom starts talking about how Luann is a great cook and

Carol's like uh really have you seen her cook he's like no she's a great great cook she can make pastaoni like no one else are you sure and Luan goes Yes I made him pasta I got the recipe from Sonia

Whenever she starts talking like Giata You know she's lying Yeah I made him a past And then And then Sonia comes up to Luann and Tom Like oh hi hi hi And Tom tells Sonia Oh hey like wish you could have been at the wedding

I'm like that's really insulting To tell someone that you disinlighted I love these women though Because they don't hold anything back Yeah Because who gives a speech Well before the speech Tom kisses Luanne

And when he kisses her He like puts his hand around her neck I was like whoa Tom Oh yeah he's like oh that pasta And grabs her neck and kisses her She's like oh It's time to catch the Thanksgiving turkey

It's Tom It's like our own White House tradition Already starting I love my new partner well sounds my new playmate playmate of the year tom dacistino dumb so then dorinda gets up to make a speech and she's like she gets up and she goes you know i love this a great great wedding you know i came out of feeling so much better about everything that's my well good i'm glad you felt better that's what matters yeah what a great great vote of confidence personally i was nostalgic to derinda's speech from last year

And I have it here since I feel like it's worth revisiting because it's such an amazing speech. Do you want to listen back? Yeah, let's do it. To blessings, I'm so happy that, you know what? That I am part of this. And then you felt like that. You know, not a moment in time.

That a moment happens. Every once in a while, you know, you just know when it's right. And it's right. It's right. She's just a good. Classic. At a moment in time, that moment happens.

There's no. That's right. You know, I'd like make a sandwich to gas cram, Richard. That is my favorite. You know, at a moment in time, a moment happens. It's when a moment happens in a moment, time. Moments of time. Time and moments.

I have another audio clip here that says Durinda. slurring. It's four seconds. I don't remember what it is, but I feel like playing it. I feel like it's in the spirit of the episode. More she does though she's doing better than she knows what she does. Yeah, just more Durinda. Yeah, she's doing. What she's doing is better than what she's doing. Hey, we're from the Berks. We're people.

We're the same people from Black. We grew up in those moments and stuff. And Bethany's like, uh, she's berserk right now. So she's just like waving her wine violently. you know what I'm in this way I was at the beach

I can't have to go put on a dress I'm gonna get me it's a beach not well bitch so Tom's like thanks for that speech and she said hey Tommy

your speech I bet you say what a speech I gave and he's like okay well you gave a great speech you always make it nice yes what I said that one time he said it made it nice it's on t-shirts God bless this cast And then Tom continues

His Nguyen Nguan put her heart and soul Into that wedding So that we could have our true Friends and Family there Yes Oh my God What a douchebag

And she's like I gotta get out of here Like what does that make us huh And Dorinda yells Yeah the friends who weren't in violent It was so taggy Yeah the friends who fucked my husband I gotta go

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