Watch What Crappens - 3142 Rhop S10e13 Part 2 Malice In Wanderland

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapAngel gets all the ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac to her house in Colorado to diss Gizelle and Ashley and finally get to say “NOT IN MY HOUSE!” or at least ��NOT IN MY RENTAL HOUSE!” Will all the ladies make it through the trip, and will Angel be evicted before they even can? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to watch what What Cropins? This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.

So, Monique has waxed and poetic of that one. Yeah, yeah, the words really suck on that song. So, um, she's talking about how. long she's written this book and blah, blah, blah, and she's been invited on the trip. And Angels, like, well, most of them are going to stay outside on the 36 acres. I'm not even going to let them into my house. And they're like, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. But even there, like, she can't just say, well, most of them are going to stay outside.

She's like, on the 36 acres, I'm like, angels, just, you're trying so hard, so hard. Yeah. So now, let's see, Stacey comes. And Monique is saying that she's going to. read first and she's like basically everybody just comes. I don't know. I don't need to read every single thing. So Monique's like, I invited everybody because I want them to see the other side of Monique because they were left with a different version of myself. And I'm so honored that they would come. And so we see clips of the incident with Candice, not the part where Giselle pushes Candice into

Monique, which started that whole fight, which would have been fun. But yeah, we're going to talk about all of how she's totally different now, which I don't really believe. I don't need you to be different. Just be the same Monique. I believe Monique has perspective now, but this entire scene that she does, she did like a million times when she was a full-time housewife.

How many times did she gather people together? And then she would like read something or just like kind of like suck all the air up of the room and like have like a faux spiritual moment. Like it was like this was a very standard Monique Samuel's scene. So D. Carter comes out and she says, you know, she introduces Monique and Monique is saying how she's been on a journey. And so she's going to read, she's going to read the next excerpt. So she goes, he's like, well, one of the things that I always do, I always write love letters to myself, which is the title of the book. So this was actually one of the first letters that I wrote. Okay, here we go. Okay. Dear you, be free, free to think, free to be, free to express with no shame. I walk tall. I stand proud. I call bullshit when I hear it. This is not a love letter.

This is like, you know, honestly, quite lazy affirmations. This is for a lazy mom. Yeah, this could have been a post it now. This could have been a post it on your mirror. It's like, dear me, you're hot. I love you. I want to take you to dinner. Let's go to dinner to McDonald's and have a Big Mac and not feel bad about it.

And let's have five of those Big Macs. Oh, yeah, let's do it. Like that's, I think, more of a love letter. And she keeps, she keeps changing perspective. She says, be free, free to think, free to be, free to express with no shame. I walk tall. Okay, are you talking to you or I?

Who are we talking to? So, Giselle's just applying lip glass, which is really funny. And because one thing that nobody ever needs on these shows is Housewives reading. Nobody needs it. It needs these to not happen. And that is, today is no different. Everybody's like, yawn, stir, yawn. Well, because you know what's going on for 30 minutes, like just empty affirmations.

I don't know how many times I can say affirmations on this episode, but we have a lot of them. It's just like these very like facile, you know, proclamations like stand in your light. Be follow your dreams. Walk on that sidewalk we call life. And when the sidewalk ends, hashtag Shells, you step on that road.

And that's a road that's going to take you down a path, a road and a path at the same time because they're all going to take us on a journey. And at the end of the journey, you're going to find a new you. And you love that you. But you know what you also love is tea, and V the letters that are beside you because you can't get there without a village,

a village of letters and village which is the letter to see you. Get a fucking diary. Like I don't need it. So they're all talking about how long winded this is. Stacey says, I'm loving this event, but there's a lot of self. Yeah, a lot of self.

I played dressed up for long enough. I'm free and my time is now. Love your house. highest self. Oh my God. I do love my highest self. You know why? Because I'm high. That's why. Listen, everybody's free to feel good. Oh my God. Mastrobated home. Seriously. So, um, Monique now has bags for everybody and she's like, you all know me as the binder bitch. And they all look scared because the binder was famously where Monique whipped out a binder at the reunion with receipts on everybody, most namely Giselle and her cheating fake husband.

So they all open up their bags and they have a binder and now they have to write in the binder. I want you to write about how you see yourself. So they have to write. And meanwhile, you know all the other guests at this event. I have to just sit there and watch seven women write in a binder. Like, okay. And now everyone's like, okay, cool.

That was fun. I wrote about myself. And then she's like, and now the fun part, I want you to write what you think about everyone else in the cast under their tabs. And everyone's like, uh, like this is like a lot of writing. This is like a lot of writing. That's like, and it's a lot of passing binders around to read the other bond. Like you have to go through everybody's binder and read everybody's tab. Monique, this is too long.

This is too long. You need something that can take place during appetizers. You need to do stuff that you do ahead of time. It's like a cooking show. You know when they've got something in the oven already, a swap out? that's what we need with these binders. So, you know, all these people sitting there have to sit and watch for like 25 minutes. It's got to be 20 minutes to write all that stuff.

So they write it. Okay. So finally, the magic of editing, fast forward. And everyone has written what they've written. And Giselle is like, well, for me to be at a place where I love a binder is crazy. And if Monique does not get binders by Monique, by now, there's a problem. Monique, start marketing your things, girl. Okay.

Okay, so now she shuffles the binders, and now they have to read from the binders, basically. And Monique's like, let the healing begin. Okay, who got Stacey's binder? And so now, Giselle's, this, the Giselle tab. So Stacey, Giselle reads it, and she says, Stacy said, I get that you don't trust people easy. I hope you can do better, right? I didn't get a second page. Damn, it was getting good.

And Monique is like, well, like, well, I wonder what Giselle got to think about Stacey. So Stacey turns to Giselle's. And Giselle's behind her, she turns to the Stacey tab and there's nothing there. It's just blank, which is the ongoing theme with Giselle and Stacy. Stacey considers herself lucky. She's like, I love it. I'll take it. So what does Ashley think about Stacey?

So we see Ashley's and Angel reads hers. Stacey is complicated, confused, nurturing, and fun. Complicated, confused, nurturing, and fun. So Stacy's like, I'll take that. I will take that as well. Yeah, she's okay with that. So now Wendy's Binder, Binder, and it's the Kierna tab. So Ashley reads it.

It's kind of hard. When you watch, it's easy. When you watch, it's easy, but it's funny when you say it. It's like, it's Wendy's Binder and she's going to talk about Kierna, and Ashley's going to read it. Yeah, someone else is going to read your thoughts on someone else. Come on, man. It's a convoluted game.

So Ashley is like, well, something I found interesting in Dr. Wendy's book was under Case Tab and she wrote fake F-A-K-E with a period. And Keanu's like, but my bags are real. Everyone's like, was there a joke about? This isn't married to medicine. We don't care. Yeah, that's later tonight. So Stacey is, Stacey's like, can I have the mic, please?

Okay. So I want to go back to what Wendy said. Why did you say that Kay was fake? And Karen was like, yes, please elaboration. So Wendy's like, well, I feel like before we resumed as a group, me and Kay were in a good space. And then once we resumed, now she has a problem with me. And so that just comes off as fake to me. Meaning we were friends and then we started filming

and she knew she had to step it up this season. So she just had to come at me to have a storyline. Yeah. So then it's the Ashley tab. And so Ashley believes that she's bubbly. She's a bad bitch growing and glowing to be the best. Wait, who wrote this? Ashley's binder, Ashley's tab.

Oh, this is what Ashley thinks of herself. She's a bad bitch. She's growing and glowing to be the best mother, sister, friend, daughter, human I can ever be. Please stop singing. I'm sorry, that was mine. And Giselle says, I don't think Angel agrees. So then we see what Angel wrote. it says disappointing period strong mother resilient petty so um so then angel she takes and then and then

like okay so angel takes it and rips it out and they're like why did you rip out why'd you rip that out and she's like because i don't receive it it says catfish oh because that's what so that's what actually read about her about angel right so angel is like she's like i don't receive it because it says catfish not fully walking in her truth you don't think i'm walking my truth why are you why are you coming to my house maybe you should revisit that decision and wendy's like so is actually still invited to colorado she goes you know what miss wendy i have put so much love and thought and care into this trip and for every single person here and for someone to question who i am or my motives or why i would continue to put that time, love and effort into them.

That's just hurtful. So, Giselle's like, oh, God, Angel, angel is doing, using this house like her wedding. Like, oh, look, you're not going to be invited to my wedding. You're not going to come to my bridal shower. You're not going to come to my party before the bridal shower about the bridal shower being announced. It's like, oh, my God, stop holding your fucking wedding over my head.

It's something I have to spend thousands of dollars on for you, okay? Like, do me a favor and just leave me at home. Well, and also, she is the one who created this. catfish monster. That thing that just when when Jazeel said, you know, said basically it was like a catfish. It was she was saying in a shady way. It was shady but jokey. And it was also because Angel put like heavily doctored the photo of herself. And she did. And then she acted like she didn't.

And then when Jazeel was like, listen, I didn't really mean to make you cry. I was just being shady. They had, first of all, they had a resolution that night. And it seemed good. And then the next morning she was crying about it. And Jaze gave an apology. And then she kept bringing it up. And then she brought up again after she said she was over with it. And then she started saying it was Wendy who said it initially. So it was Angel who keeps them bringing up the catfish thing, making into a big deal.

And now at this point, the women are just, they see that this is her weak spot. This is the thing that sets her off. So Ashley goes right in and says catfish. They find a different way to say catfish every week. Every week. They find a new way to get catfish in there. Like you kind of like did not manage the situation. You let it get out of control.

Yeah. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. And so, Giselle's like, well, Angel, this is my right or die, my bestia. And if she's not invited, I would like to not be invited as well. And Angel's like, okay. So, Giselle goes, we haven't even done anything to you, Angel. Yes, you have.

Yes, you've been nasty since the start, so stop it. Listen, I'm going to come, you know, I come for Angel about the situation, but let's not act like, Giselle, you and Ashley are no angels either. Okay. Yeah. Giselle and Ashley were being dicks about the catfish thing. It's just the woman can't take a little joke, you know? Like, come on.

I'm tired. But also because this book has been read for 90 hours. So that could that, it's also, it's also, uh, Monique's fault. So she's like, okay. Well, this wasn't, oh, sorry, go ahead. I was just going to say it's just funny also that Jizel is claiming Ashley as her bestie now. like I still remember the first episode of this entire series and I'll tell you one thing Ashley was not her bestie back then it's just because there's no Robin so just

and there's no Karen there's no there's no one so she just has to cling on it's either going to be Wendy or Ashley so she's like I'm going to go with Ashley yeah so money's like well that took a turn I didn't think it was going to okay well enjoy love letters from versions of myself okay thanks everybody the great event Monique So Angel is like, well, when I showed up to Potomac and Ponies, I was late and I was flustered. And, you know, sometimes when your husband doesn't want to show up to something and blah, blah, blah. He said, we'll get there when we get there. And then Ashley comes up and asks me if I was evicted.

And that is offensive. That is offensive. Yeah. And Giselle's like, who's talking about me? And Stacey's like, well, I think Ashley should listen to this. So, Monique's explaining that, like, Angel. was offended by the eviction comment. And now she goes, well, the way it sounded,

it sounds like that's what happened. Because if you said that you have to pack up all your stuff and leave, that's like what it sounds like, Angel. And she goes, well, what happened is for everybody who needs to know, the lease ended before we expected it to. And then we were told, get out of the house right away. And that's it. And that's all that happened.

Did you know that March supposedly has 30 days? That is just ridiculous. we were expecting 60 Wendy's like well I want you to know if you know these women you wouldn't take it to heart and I know it takes time

but that's just the shade like Ashley has told me crazy shit about myself and I'm like shut the hell up and then he move on which oh yeah Wendy but like Wendy's so good at moving on she's the chill one as we sat there three seasons

of her being angry at Giselle and Robin about like the did Eddie cheat thing like I mean no I would be bad too but like it's a big thing but also like she she carries over with her for a while yeah Wendy has learned to kind of go with it but it's taken a long time for Wendy to learn for sure so for her to be like oh come on it's all

just fun it's hilarious so Monique is saying okay well Ashley can you acknowledge that the use of that word offended her and she goes yes angel I apologize that the word evict came into this vernacular And Angel's like, as a writer, I appreciate that you use the word vernacular. And I accept that. Thank you for such a thorough apology. And don't ever call me a catfish again. And the word is dead. Yeah.

So are we going to have catfish in Colorado? Why? So now they have to go packing him. Yeah. So now it's 12 hours later. And we're at Stacey in Stacey's house. And she calls Angel. And she's like, so what was this warning about altitude?

And this becomes a big thing. Like, oh my God, in Colorado, Colorado was so high, you're all going to die. Please, drink water. Don't have more than one drink. It becomes a huge thing. Which everybody tells you when you go to Colorado, like, you know, the regular things. But they really, they really play it up in this episode. Yeah.

Angel. Well, I think also it is a thing. It is a thing. But I feel like Angel really relishes being able to tell everyone how to handle the altitude sickness. I think it gives her a sense of like authority. Like and like I know, I've been here. I've done this before. As an elder wag, I can tell you about altitude sickness.

You know, I've had to come to Colorado so many times. I travel so much as being someone married to a football player and being a writer occasionally. So I definitely make sure that before you come, you were drinking like double the amount of water you consume on a daily basis. And even the morning back from Maryland this morning, I woke up and I was just like super. super thirsty. So I'm just saying this as someone who understands. I'm someone who's been around a mountain. I've seen a mountain before as a mountain viewing person. I just think giving you a little bit of advice, drink a lot of water. You're going to need it, guys. Yeah. So they go over altitude stuff. And Angel is saying, you know, I'm so excited to see how people experience my world. I built a state. And Stacy is like, wow, I hear joy in her voice. It's almost like she found a sweater with a camel on it. And so then we're at the airport. And Wendy's like, where's the person who's twippet is? Where's Angel?

Don, don't, don. And Tia's like, she's gotten to call it. I don't know, Betty. She's getting everything set up for us. And Wendy's like, I've never heard of us not flying together somewhere. I'm like, wasn't there an entire trooper Robin showed up like a day late because she missed the flight? Like wasn't she always late to the airport? Wasn't that like the thing?

Yeah. They just have very selective memory about these things. So they are not going to fly. And then Wendy and Stacy or, I'm sorry, Stacy and Kierna are like sitting next to, or T and Stacy are sitting next to each other. And Wendy's like, oh my God, hell is frozen over. Whoa, so now they go to Colorado.

We made it to Colorado. Nothing happened, nothing funny happened in the airport. They just got to Colorado. And Monique is having a moment where she's like, wow, like, just hitting me. I'm a little scared. I'm like, I like traveling alone.

This is crazy. So she's having a moment because she hasn't been on a girl trip in years and years. So we get to Colorado and Angel's there and she's being nice to everyone. She's like, hi, everybody. I've got a cowboy hat. And everyone's like, oh, my God, look at her smiling. And Stacy says, Angel must have taken one of my gummies because she's looking happy. I love this angel.

Poor Angel. All she does is say hi. And they're like, oh, my God. It's like angels out of the mental hospital. She's so happy now. So she has arranged like two vans and then she also has her big pickup truck that she has brought to pick some people up. And Wendy's like it feels like there's 10 cars. Doesn't it feel like there's 10 cars?

It's like a whole motorcade. I kind of feel like she wanted to show off her pickup truck. So instead of having a sprinter van, they have just all these vans. It's a motorcade to go into the mountains. So Wendy is like, Angel, why is it just me and you in the car with Stacey? because Angel has said, like, okay, everyone's going to go in these vans except for Wendy and Stacey are going to come in my pickup truck. And Wendy's like, why is this happening? Why?

Why did I get? No one wants to be the one selected by Angel in any of these events. Yeah. And she's like, I'm dressed like I'm going to St. Taupe and she's dressed like she's going to dump me in the woods. It's not matching. Why does she not take Ciarna? She says, but Stacey's.

with me and I know I can walk faster than Stacy so if anything happens she's going to get Stacy first. Yeah, that's true. They show Stacy like doing like the giddy up thing with the rec center. I'm surprised she didn't take Keerna in the car. That was an odd choice. Yeah, I don't really know. I don't know why Angel does what she does. I do know this.

It all bores me. Because all of this seem to be, it all seemed to be orchestrated to make people mad. Like everything she's doing is kind of orchestrated like she's making an effort, but it's just not landing, you know. So we go to, we go to the cars and the husband is calling Angel. And Stacy's like, well, we were going to answer the phone. But I thought maybe we shouldn't do that. You really don't have much of a sense of humor.

She's like, yeah. Yeah. She's like, yeah. I'm the only one who can speak to Bobby. Listen, this is wag privilege being able to talk to Bobby. So unfortunately, you guys are not waggs and can't do this. So then they're driving on the way. And so Angel kind of turns to Wendy and she's like, Miss Wendy, I like you.

And we have things between us that we need to hash out. But generally, I like you as a person. Which I'm like, what an asshole thing to say generally I like you as a person? Like, what the fuck? She's like, she's on like a power trip on this on this trip. Yes. She's on a waiting trip. I'm telling you this is what it is.

It's the same thing. Like we're coming to my house and it's my way. and I do what I want. Oh, good. How so? And I've given you the privilege of being in the front seat of this pickup truck. And I'm going to tell you that like, I'm going to tell you that you are privileged to be in this carriage right now. And that I like you generally speaking, almost to implying like if you work harder, I might like you all the way. And it's like, no, no angel.

Yeah. So Wendy's like, well, I don't know why angels now inundating me now with love, but it's a little too late. I love Wendy's laugh, but I can't do. I was doing it last night. I'm like, so they're asking if there's going to be food. And Angel's like, oh, there will be a chef. Okay, a wandering chef.

And I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Giselle and Ashley will share a room together. And then we get Wendy's laugh again. I start cracking up. So now we go to another car and Jazzy is saying, oh my gosh, we're getting so high. And Kieran is like, I feel great. Did you guys take a pill?

I took a pill. Yeah. And they're like, no, we didn't take that pill. And Karen was proud of herself. She's like, Colorado's one mile above sea level. And Angel warned us that we would get to some altitude sickness. So in preparation, I wanted to pop some meds just in case. And so she's like really happy.

She's like, oh, my God, I prepped so well. And Jazzy is like, hey, can you let me know about did anything happen at Monique's that I should know about since I wasn't at that event? And Giselle is basically like, well, I don't know whether you know this or not. but Angel was evicted. Justel just gonna keep on saying evicted. And Jazzy's like, she was asked to leave. She was like, no, she wasn't evicted. First of all, she was not evicted.

Giselle, you need to cut the shit. You know, it wasn't, I'm asking you to leave. It was just like a thank you. It's been fun, but the lease is over. That's all it was. And Giselle's like, well, I have a totally different view of that, but I want to keep it to myself for now, while until that's a group scene after we've been established.

commercials Here comes one right now So then we go to another car And Monique is talking about how she's getting along really well With Kierna and Angel But she got a little worried for Angel At Potomac and Ponies Because she said that her husband didn't want to come

And so now she's having flashbacks to Her husband, Chris And Monique says, you know reminds me of one person doing everything And I don't know if it's the same situation But some of the ingredients look very similar to the recipe or she says very similar to the recipe. I was cooking up. Simular.

I just wrote a book. Okay. Yeah. I just wrote a book that's very similar to this. And I was stuck in my illusion. So her marriage probably sucks too. I have a love letter for myself. This is a letter from me to you.

I love you, which is why I'm literally putting you in the word similar. Simular. So then Kierna says that she's like, she tells Giselle, we're, okay, be on our best behavior. Okay, you're making me proud. This is why I got on the car with you so we can have a little pep talk. You know, be well. Don't be mean to Angel. And Giselle's like, Angel has huge shoes to fill it because the Nivas, Nevis was five star, talk to bottom, head to toe.

I'm like, was it? Was it five star? Because I seem to remember you guys went into town and it was like two souvenir shops. like by the beach and they guys went back to your Airbnb. But it does answer why Kierna was put in the car with Giselle because Angel was like, you better talk to Giselle and tell her to behave. So I guess we have an answer to that one.

And so then we go back with Ashley Tia and Monique. And they're talking about not having service. There's only wag service out here. Sorry, suckos. Only for elder wags. Yeah. They have five W-W-A-G service. That's it.

are you guys. Wack Risen. Only for Wack Verizon subscribers. So they get to this. Are we at the house yet? No, they just go to the house. Let's just go to the house. Let's fast forward to the house because I can't. Okay. So they start, they see this house and Ashley's like, wait a minute. Is this Angel's house? No, it's not. And she goes, oh wait, so we get a rented house? So she has rented them a house. Right. So Angel has made this whole to do about the fact that she doesn't want to bring Ashley's bad ju-jou. into her house and turns out they're not even going to her house in the first place.

And Ashley, that's basically what Ashley says. She's like, I thought that's where we were going. So Angel's like, okay, everyone, I want to introduce Bianca. She is Wonderland, Outdoors, Head Movement and Mindfulness Guide. And she's going to stand next to me while I take you guys to your different rooms for now. What a job. What a job. You're nodding right now.

Thank you. Thank you, movement. Thank you, head movement. Thank you, head movement specialist. Thank you. She is not Jenny Slate, but she does kind of look like her. But we want to have, we like to have employees on our roster who look like, no, Jenny Slate. She does look pretty good Marcel the Shell impersonation.

That's who Bromwood should hire on Real House House of Salt Lake City, a head movement specialist. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And it's really funny that you would say that because the last time I checked, I did try to do that. And you didn't allow it. And that's fine. And just a reminder, girls, one drink here is like two drinks anywhere else.

So once you're done nibbling, we'll check out your rooms and then we'll do some breathwork. And then I'll leave you to relax. Breathwork, shut up. Can we just have a vacation? Get out of here with your breathwork. You work on your own breath. Okay? We've already had the Stacey's storyline.

I don't need more breathwork. I just love how the person who is most self-proclaimed into all this, like, self-reclamed. help self-healing self-care is the one who is the mopiest on the show so yeah so so angels like and then i'm going to go back to my house and they're like well moni's like well why aren't why aren't we at your house because well it's just it's just not enough space but some people are at my house and some people are here and you can tell some it's like the hunger games no one no one wants to volunteer no one wants to be in the house oh my god everyone wants to stay here and joselle's like okay well Jazell of all people goes, girls trips, girls stay together, we function together.

And you're piecing out, you're going to your home and you're taking some of the girls with you. Like, what is this? I'm like, it sounds like it's that trip where you and Robin got a hotel room in the middle of it because you didn't like your rooms. Is that what it sounds like? Or the party that you had but didn't let anybody come into your house and made them sit outside. Yeah, I think that's what it sounds like. Dezell says, well, we're here and we're going to have a grand old time. So they cheers and Angel's like, okay,

Well, there are room assignments. And then I have a really nice welcome party for you guys. And then you'll be able to come to my house. So Tia and Kay are going to go with her. And Stacy's so bummed. By the way, Tia's like, oh, that's exciting. I get to be far away with Kay and Angel, an hour away from all the other fun girls. Yay.

It's an hour away, we find out. She got them a house that's an hour away from her house. Now, that's the craziest thing that's happened. That's where it's crazy. That's nuts. So, like when, when,

when Jezell and Robin got that hotel room, they just were in town. They were like 20 minutes away. But like an hour away, it's like you could not find another house closer than that. I mean, I guess maybe, maybe not.

I mean, it is the great outdoors out. You know, it's Colorado. But still, at that point, just don't say your own house. Get a house where you can all stay,

including you. And then you can take everyone to your house. You can have dinner at your house. And you all go back like you do it. Yeah, it is weird. Yeah, this is a fail.

This is a super weird fail. And Monique's like, do you not like us? And she goes, no, I like you a lot. It's just space. It's just space. So Monique's like, what's up with all this gas we're wasting? I mean, we're driving so far away from the airport. We have to go to this house and drive another hour to get to your house.

When we thought we were going to be staying at your house, we're not even staying in her home. So Ash is like, okay, well, let's get our rooms. Okay. So now they go, look at the rooms. and like here, Stacy's room is right here and has a view and it's beautiful and there's a tub and it's gorgeous and then

all of a sudden like this room tour stops because Wendy's like, everyone look at Kay. Kierna is like sweating and crying and like out of it and they're like what's going out with Kierna? Did she just suddenly, did she think she's on a billboard somewhere?

Because Kierna stood up after when they were going to look at their rooms and she's like oh my God, you guys, be careful because I just had one shot and it feels like three. So I guess Kierna did get wasted because of the height or whatever. The height and she's also on some pill that I'm not sure it was the right pill to take

or I don't know what it is. So she starts crying. So they start looking at the other rooms and Stacey definitely got the best room. And then we see, let's see when she gets the whole downstairs

too, by the way. She winds up with the whole basement. She got like a rec room down there. But ultimately, what really matters in all of this is that Jazeel and Ashley get put in the small. It's the smallest room that has two twin beds in it, which is a total throwback to the first season. Ashley's Roebuth home with twin beds for Jazele and Robin. And Jazella is not happy. Ash is not happy either, but Jazella's really not happy. Yeah.

And they deserve it. Jazele and no one deserves this more than Jiselle and Ashley. They're such assholes. And they've done this to people. They've both done this to other people. And just watching how Giselle treated Stacy on her last trip, she deserves it. And I love watching it. And just watching how they get like, oh, we are not.

How dare she? How dare she? I'm not staying like this. Well, listen, you're the one who says this is just housewives. So you're a dick to somebody. And she does this to you. You have to suck it up. Like, what are you going to do?

Didn't they do this also? Did Mia do this to Karen once? And so Karen was like, I'm not going to stay in this room. so she slept on the sofa in the living room instead. Like they, every, every season they do this to each other. Yeah. Everyone gets out of the shit rooms. So now they check out Wendy's big wreck room.

And she not only has like a little full-sized bed, but she also has a bunk bed down there. And they're like, well, why didn't they at least get this room, you know? Yeah. They should. I mean, clearly that's where they should have been together. But, you know, Angel was being petty. And you know what?

She's owed at least a little bit of pettiness. But the thing is that she just can't take the pettiness and return. I guess no one can because obviously Giselle can't either. Yeah, they can't take it either. But I love the angel just goes, gratitude is a virtue. I hope you're happy. If you're not, I'm so sorry. Yeah.

So then Giselle's like, um, Giselle's like really, really not happy. And Monique is like, well, she got her lick back. And Gisle's like, lick back for what? Lick back for what? Like, that's weird. That's weird. I haven't even done anything.

And Monique's like, well, it was the Ashley eviction situation. She goes, well, but she's like, got evicted. And she was like, no, wait, wait, guys. No, no, no, don't do this. She goes, well, I'm going to evict myself. And Angel's like, well, you should because what didn't happen, what didn't happen is me getting evicted. Well, we have more information about that, and I'm going to leave that right there. She goes, oh, but you don't. She goes, yes, we do. And she goes, yeah, we do, yeah. So Jazzy's like, what is going on with Giselle? She said she was going to behave. This is not behaving. So Angel says, what's your information?

And she's like, well, it's not my information to tell. It is only my information to lord over your head and tell somebody else tells it. And now she's like, it's not my information either. By the way, I've got a song, killing me softly with his rent. Evicting me softly with his rent, kicking me out of the house.

I like that they are suddenly acting like they can't say this. They're just saying that's not their information to tell us that way they can pretend. like they were they were like being somewhat uh i can't think of the right word is like like um careful with this you know like yeah mindful subtle yeah that they're being like who's information is it Wendy's because Wendy was the one who said that she had the friend that heard that she was looking for something that looked 50,000 dollars but it was two thousand dollars or something like that yeah so angels like I'm gonna tell you guys right now that if we don't

get this out I'm gonna shut shit down because what's not going to happen is people coming to my home having crazy lies about me and spreading toxic energy on my property, which includes various books that I've written. So who has more information? There are 36 acres you are not allowed to speak about this topic on. And she says, because I got to hear this before you guys enter, step through the threshold of my home. You will not speak of this in my home. Oh, Lord. So funny. Angel is just so ridiculous.

But that was the to be continued. It's a cliffhanger. We'll have to see what happens on the ongoing saga of Angels eviction. Who done, time. All right, everybody. Well, thank you so much for being with us. It has been a really good time.

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