Watch What Crappens - 3146 Below Deck Med S10e15 Part 2 F Boy Cryland

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Below Deck Mediterranean features a tribute to a passed lover, but it’s a current F boy who sheds all the tears. They’re for himself, of course, but I think we’re still supposed to feel things? We don’t.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So now Vigo's to speak with Kizzy. And she's like, yeah, I'm going to have like a chat. Because yesterday I was hearing both sides of the story. And the more I thought about it, the more I was like, I'm not fine with it. Because, you know, like, your apology, it was just, you know, like, your apology, it was just. just like oopsies and then like we just go on as if nothing happened and kiz he's like um well i don't feel guilty about it because we had the connection like it was fun so but he wants he's basically like wait you said i was off the hook and now i'm not off the hook now i'm mad and i'm just going to give you bluntness so via's like so you regret nothing she's well i regret upsetting you but you don't regret the kiss no i'm gonna be real honest no i don't regret the kiss she's Okay, well, that's like the one part that I don't think I can get past. Well, you know, because obviously we did, we have a connection.

I did call dibs on him. I did see him. And I was like, he's mine with boyfriend, girlfriend now. And you kind of thought, you're basically the cheetah first, if you think about it. And V's like, but they're definitely like different kinds of connections. No, they're not. Why are they? I mean, that's my thing with V.

Like, why are they so different? I don't really think they're different. You both fell for the tricks of a fuck boy. But Kizzy doesn't care that he's a fuck boy because she's a fuck girl. So I don't know that the connections were that different. And V is like, well, like, I mean, the way I understood it from him, like one's more temporary and flirtatious. And Kizzy goes, yeah, but he also said that Yoles is a seasonal, which was an extremely good point. I mean, listen, I want to be like totally team V here.

But V, listen, you were warned and you got with this guy and you were warned about this guy. And this guy turned exactly, he turned into exactly who everybody told you. And now you're acting like shocked. He even told you it was seasonal. And this didn't have anywhere to go. So this is where I'm like, come on, be. I'm a hundred percent. I'm a hundred percent.

Beyond this one right here. Because like what his, like what she was warned about, whatever, like, I think she still has a right to be mad at her alleged friend who said she wasn't going to do this and did it anyway. And because he's going to be like, oh, and then he, you know, he also. said yours is seasonal. Actually, what Joe said was originally he said it was seasonal, but then he said, I want to see you after this. He actually revoked the seasonal quality of it. So it's no longer seasonal.

No longer seasonal. That's true. But he went back and forth so many times. I guess I'm just like, I do agree that people need to have responsibility. I think that V didn't do anything wrong. Okay. I'm not saying that V did anything wrong. I'm just saying cut your losses and back away.

You know what I mean? You seen him. flirting with Kizzy the whole season. This is nothing new. You knew that he had an energy with Kizzy too. And you knew that they were both pieces of shit. So I don't know. I think, I think, you know, yes, it's important to look at signs, et cetera, et cetera.

I think also, though, that it's important to hold, you know, I think she has a right to sit down with Kiz and be like, what the fuck. Because, yeah, I think so too. I'm not saying she. Yeah, I'm not saying she doesn't have a ride. He has, yeah, her relationship with because he has nothing to do with Joe's behavior in a sense. Like, it has to do with Kizzy's behavior. And, um, and I think that like, yeah, I would have liked, I would have liked to be to have seen the signs with Joe. I would have liked to be not to have even gotten entangled with Joe, but that has nothing to do with Kizzy.

Kizzy, Kizzy was a shit friend and V has a right to be like, yeah, what's wrong with like, what's wrong with you? You fucked up, Joe. You fucked up. Yeah. But I mean, I think Kizzy also has a right to be like, well, I was flirting with this guy too. And he's obviously into me. If we ended up making out, it's like, I'm into him too. So like, are you going to marry the fucking guy?

Like, you know, I don't blame her for being. She had a conversation where she said she would. That's true. I don't know. I guess I just can't feel too much for V when it's Joe. It's like, I don't know. It's like you saw a choke warning and you ate the chicken bomb. Like, I don't know how much more clear.

this time that needs to make it to you. Yeah. So, V, it's like, oh, I'm done with this conversation. And V's like, well, I mean, it's not like we just tripped and fell into each other's mouths, you know? Like, whatever. Well, so.

Well, that's what's funny is that like that's not as if we just tripped and fell into each other's mouths. Well, then, but earlier she was like saying it was a drunken. So she's like, she's not truthful. And we see it. That's what I'm not. Yeah, they're both fucking lying and saying, oh, we were drunk and Joe doesn't even remember it. But that being said, I did actually appreciate that Kizzy was in this moment,

Kizzy was actually brutally honest. And I actually appreciated that because I think that V deserved to have honesty of her being like, I like him to. And that's that. I think that Kizzy's a shit friend. I think she is. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah.

But I did appreciate that she at least was like, yeah, you know what? I like him to. And I think the only reason I care, like I'm trying to like say anything to V is because I, V has hope in this world. You know what I mean? It's like, Just potential. Right.

She has hope. It's like just avoid situations like this. I'm just saying I would rather V just said, you both are terrible human beings. I'm not going to hate you. I'm not going to get mad, but I don't want to be with him and you're gross. I don't want to be your friend.

And just walk away from it instead of getting involved in the emotion of like, who fucked me over and who was right and who was wrong? They were both disgusting people. and just dump them and leave them in the trash bin where they belong. Because people like that are always going to be trash and they are going to find other trash to be with. And so when I see people that aren't trash like V, I'm like, protect yourself from the trash, you know? You know what's great? You know what's great, Ronnie is that like we're having this whole conversation, but the truth is that like, by the end of the episode, this all is exactly what happens.

And that's what's like really wonderful. And I'm really hoping that V does not get like drawn back in. But she basically is like, yeah, I don't, this isn't that. for me but I also deserve to be treated better. So fuck off both of you. And I'm like, that was, I've been waiting like 10 years on this show for someone to have that reaction. Thank you. I know, right.

Okay. So guys, come on. Let's talk about the new trip. This is a parents getaway trip. Oh, geez. So Michael Lopez is an entrepreneur from Maryland and he works in real estate with his wife Valerie, who's a radiation therapist. Radiation. Because you know what?

Radiation has problems too. and they need to talk to someone. Okay, everyone's, everyone doesn't like radiation. But you know what? Maybe radiation feels lonely in this world. I'm glad they finally have a therapist. Guys, radiation is tired of being villainized. So if we've got any hugs for radiation, let's send them out there.

Okay. Now, they're friends with Sean and Christine, who are recently engaged and Robert and Isabella. And they've got two more coming in from, uh, Tinder from Alaska, Ryan and his wife, Dr. Kelly, who's going to talk about how, how all he's, been eating his loose meat. Okay? Now, until that scene comes, everybody talk amongst themselves about what loose meat means. Okay. That's right. Ryan and Kelly are coming to the boat, which got me really excited that I thought it was Ryan Seacrest and the other one. But no, it just turns like there's just two normies named Ryan and Kelly. So it's too bad, you know. So they want a Spanish night with

entertainment and to kick off, they want a traditional, Ibidico Hamon Carver. Now, that is something that you would hire. Yeah. That's the position that you hire. They want a traditional carver. That is a position. That is a person. You can hire a flamenco dancer.

You can hire a carver. This is production just fucking with the chef. They know they can hire someone to come on board to do this. They're like, no, we want to humiliate the chef. Poor guy. No one seems even know that he exists on this boat. They don't even consider him as a romantic. prospect. Let's

let's just make his life hell. So yeah, they're going to force him to slice chunky pieces off of this lovely you know piece of me. Like it's not like if the pig's going to die if the pig's going to die at least like let it like get someone who can

like you know you want to honor it right and not have some guy just like slice off these chunks of Iberico. Yeah. So he's like wow, you know the process for this ham is an art in itself and people have really specially trained for this and I'm not specially trained for this. Hire somebody. Get Asia to get on the horn with Norma.

Get somebody over here. So now V goes to talk to Asia and she's like, so I know you're going to be the only one that's like honest with me. And like their kiss story, like it doesn't add up. And they made a sound like we just bumped into each other in the middle of the night and just had a drunken quick kiss. And she's like, no, I'm actually told them they both suck. And I've said it to their face.

And they were flittacious and all over each other the whole night leading up to. I'm sorry I'm being so blunt. And I wish she had reminded her in this moment. And I also told you that this man's a piece of shit. You should not be shocked if he's acting like this. Because Aisha did give her that warning. And she's like, I'm just trying to navigate it. I just feel like I've been like way too tan with everybody.

And I've liked to like to learn to stick up for myself because like Bond did a lot of that for me. Like, you know, when I was like as a dive master, I skipped a whole semester of college to have the experience. And then my manager wouldn't even put me on the boat. I was like, hello, I could be taking, you know, advanced psychology 103, and I'm here on this boat, and you're still not giving me a good job. And bomb stood up for me. And this time, I've got to do it for myself. So now she's empowered. And I'm like, yeah, you go get him, V.

You go walk out there and you do something about it, V. So now we see Joe doing some stuff on the deck. And Nathan is bossing him around. And then Sandy, she's like, hey, hey Leah. Just calling and say hi. Hi, Leah. How you doing? Hey, me, me.

Oh, hi. I want you to see you. I want to. Me, me, miss you, baby. Good. I'm doing good. God. It's really all I needed to hear is BB.

Baby. So when we see, Max gets all bitchy with Nathan for asking him to two windows. He's like, oh, be good boss in. Don't lose patience. And now it's time for rest because Charter's in 16 hours And V's like getting ready to talk And now it's time for a talk with Joe So they go to the bow

And we see Nathan messaging Gail And he's like, oh, I love you so much I can't live without you, please don't leave me Don't leave me, don't leave me Ghost emoji ghost emoji ghost emoji ghost emoji I know right So now the conversation with Joe and V So she's like so I feel lied to

You told me, like, I don't want to hurt you, but like that word was broken. Well, it was like a drunken kiss that I can't even remember. But right now, this little thing that we've got going on, it's special, you know? It's a very special. She'll save it. Why? Because you're so flirty with a kizzy, and that's why I want someone that, like, sees me being worth holding the standard of their own word to me. Does that make sense?

It does make sense. And it's not you. No. She's like, yeah. You just don't deserve. someone like me. And he's like, well, I guess he seems relieved. He's like, well, I'm sad with myself because I was testing something out of my comfort

son. But you know, the military just wasn't for me. You know, I'd have to save people the good old fashioned way. I know, right? Like, out of your comfort. So he's like, it just ended in shit. And he's like smiling, right? Like, this is not someone who was like sad.

Who was like, oh my God, no. For someone who said how special this was over and over again, this is. something special. I've never done this before. I've never done something so special before in me life. And now, like, she's like, yeah, I'm not interested. He's not like, I've got to fight for this because this was special. He's like, oh, well, pushed myself out of my comfort

zone. Turns out I don't like coffee yogurt. It's like, yeah, he's glad he can go back to just not pretending. He can go back to pretending not to be a piece of shit or whatever. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and's commercial.

So, um, she's like, Yeah, I have a standard the bond set. So like some man gives me the world and then he dies and I accept anything less. That would be an insult to him. So if you're like not bond quality, what don't we even here for? Which perfect. I love it. I'm taking that with me.

I'm going to start dating people and just being like, I'm sorry, but you're not bond quality. Yeah. Go. Yeah. Bon voyage. I think that's actually right though. She's like, this guy's so well. he died for me, which I don't know if he died for her.

The point is that like, like, she had, she knows what she has a standard. And like, I'm glad that she remembered her standards. Because that's what you got to do in life. You got to remember your, you got to, I remember when I was dating, what would always happen to me is every single person I go on a date with my bar would just drop lower and lower and lower. And eventually you just like hit like someone who's so low. They're like, what am I doing? and then you reset your bar and you bring it back up again, drops down, down, down, down,

you just have to keep your standards high. Like, that's the most important thing is you just have to keep your standards high because if you lower your standards, you wind up with people like Joe. Yeah. So then it's the morning of charter. Everyone's excited that there's only a couple charters left,

no one more than me. And Max is acting like he's going to propose to Kathy. And she's like, oh, my God, his energy is just infect. He's broken all my walls down. He wants to make me feel love. He's so affectionate. That passion, that romance, it just seeps into you. Oh, God.

No. Stop it. Stop. Stop this right now. Can we also just like retire on this season, the discussion of breaking walls down? Like how many people have to have their walls broken? They're all just so happy to have these open concepts in their hearts right now. And it's getting really fucking annoying between Gail, between Kathy.

I feel like V probably said it at some point. It's just love Ireland. It's just love island language. Does anybody even feel anything? It seems like a card game where it's like, okay, I have played the Walls or Down card, the vulnerable card, and the triggered card. Are we getting married yet? Okay, because I've played all of those cards. So meanwhile, Nathan, Max and Kathy are kissing.

And Nathan's like, cut to work. And Max, like, dictates on Nathan is back on dick. I'm like, it's literally just your boss and you're his employee. and you've got to work and you're not working. You're literally kissing someone when you should be working and then you're upset about it. Like, get to work. So another thing that's been happening is that Aisha has been giving Josh the chef shit

about constantly doing family style because it's not classy enough for a yacht. And finally, Sally, Sandy is on the same page. She's like, oh, geez, another family style. So they gave him shit. And so now he's going to do a plated dinner. but he's making paella, so I'm confused

because paella is a gigantic pan of food. So, I mean, I don't know, but it just seems like an odd time to bring this out. But, you know, he's going to do some tapas and do some plated stuff. I was cracking service. Yeah, I was cracking up last episode when they had their tip meeting,

which, by the way, another thing we didn't mention is that this charter with their shit in the drain, they gave like a super low tip. Like the like like really low 16 grand Swip truly pieces of shit They should be they're the ones

They should be sent down the drain But um One thing that cracked me up Was Sandy giving a pep talk And she was like it was like a passive aggressive pep talk of course Because she was she was like All right

You only got two charters left And this last one We're gonna nail it We're gonna be we're gonna have a great great charter With plated service It'll be a great time Wow we'll have all the toys out We're going to have so much fun.

And plate and service, while we're looking at the toys, we're going to be having fun because we know there's going to be individual plates with synchronized service. Am I right? Josh, no family style, right? And he's like, yes. He's like, fuck all you people. So Nathan is telling Max that he's going to invite her to his sister's wedding, which is a huge, huge deal. Wait a second. His sister's getting married? After all that?

And I'll have to become friends with it. New person. So, yeah. I'm going to invite Carol to my sister's wedding to show that commitment can happen. Have you been hurt. So that's exciting for them. And V is complaining to Max, as complaining about Max saying that Max is a bad attitude because I don't know if this is,

what happens later, I guess. But she's just really annoyed with Max. because he's being real mopey and annoying. And so she's complaining about his bad attitude to Kathy. And, well, no, right now she's complaining about, right now she's complaining about Kizzy and Joe. She's like, I mean, he's going to make me feel all these special things. And, you know, you're thawing my heart. And then he's like, oh, fuck you.

I'm going to kiss Kizzy and forget everything. And meanwhile, Kizzy has her ear up to the door. It's like down Nabby. She has, like, her ear right up to the door. And she's like, oh, God, fuck this. She's like, oh, fuck this. So then the guests come and they get the tour and there's like a little special spot for the newly engaged couple to have champagne together. And then, you know, it's like the beginning of yacht stuff.

And Max is really hyper doing the lines and stuff. And he's working next to V and she's just frustrated. You know, she's in her own head. And then a guy from the dock throws the line over and it hits V and she thinks it's Max. So she's like, what the fuck, bro? You just hit me with that. Watch where you're going. It's like, hey, what's not me?

Was it man? Was it me? What's like that? And so now he's mad at her because she got mad at him about a line that was thrown on an accident. So. Yeah. And she's like, is it just me? Or is everyone being an asshole today?

And Max, like, oh, she's jumping. She's grandpa. I feel like she's discovering about the kizzy and Joe's kisses. But yeah, here is still like a professional area. So let's get back to real way. So I don't know that you're the one to be pointing out professionalism amongst the staffster. Yeah. Yeah.

And it's like, Jesus, stop fighting. Why are you arguing about? That's what they are arguing about. Jesus Christ, get us together. So they're being all pissy and everything. And then people come on board and because he's giving champagne to people. And Josh is saying that he's got a family style lunch today. He's like, he's like, I'm hoping it bides me some more time.

I'm going to do a fully plated dinner tonight. I mean, like, you're a chef. Like, I understand, like, doing, like, a nine-course meal is a lot. But, like, you can set out a bunch of plates. Like, you can, you can do a plate of dinner. It's, like, not the end of the world. Yeah. So then one of the women is breastfeeding.

So she needs the milk stored. She's pumping. And so Kizzy's like, yeah, you know, I've always said I wanted to try titty milk. I might try a bit. I don't talk crazy. And just don't fuck that lady's husband, please. And Asia's like, well, I've sucked mine out of my friend's tits before.

It was really nice, actually. Very sweet. Did you know the milk comes from everywhere? I thought it came from the little slit in the nipple, but it comes from every hole. I mean, literally out the ears, the nose, the eyes, the milk just comes out. It's crazy. Kathy is horrified by this. because the Asian because you're having this conversation and the camera just pans like zooms in on Kathy's face.

We're like, oh. So now more. It takes around. I mean, look, I've heard of people trying their friends breastbook before, but actually going down on the tit. I haven't heard that one. It's Asia. I mean, I'm like not surprised. So, by the way, there was a thing in the last episode when the other guests were leaving and they were all waving by.

It was just really short shot of Aisha waving by, and it was so funny. She was like, Oh, did you happen to catch that? I took a video of it. I'm going to put it up here to show people. But go ahead. Yeah.

So meanwhile, around the boat, Joe has a napkin out and he's pretending he's like a bullfighter and because he's pretending she's the bull. They're laughing and joking. So this is the demeanor and the joy of someone who was just broken up with by someone who he's claimed was super, super special for weeks now. Someone who he sobbed over, you know, earlier in the episode. And now she dumps him and he's like, you know, cheery and playing games with the girl who he had, who he had the oopsie with. So like, clearly all that's bullshit.

I'm not thought you need to be convinced at all because we all know it. But just, you know, more evidence of how much this. Okay. So, for those of Behancraftman's on demand, this is just a show waving back and forth. Why does that make me laugh so much? Just watch it again. I watched that like 10 times. I don't know why that brought me so much joy.

It's because her head and her hand are moving like at the same, like, connected by a string. It's so ridiculous. So then Nathan rejoins V at the table. And we see that the new, are coming from Alaska guys. They're from Alaska. So now it's time to lunch to lunch.

And Captain Sandy compliments Josh. And he's like, tonight's going to be played it. She's like, oh my gosh, you are killing it. You are killing it. Oh, and you know who else is killing it? Nathan, those toys are already in the water. Amazing. I love toys.

Jesus. Captain Sandy hears a little BB in the morning and she's off to the races. She is happy. Like, I'm surprised that she didn't go find Aisha and say, when I remind you. Still not worried about those floors, right? I'm not worried. Guess what? Who's a captain

who's not worried and has got two thumbs? This guy right here. It's me. This guy. Okay? Not worried at all. So now for some drama. The guests are on the water toys. One of them wants to go on the jet ski. And Kathy's like, okay,

so just to warn you, Nathan, that dude has had four spicy marks. So be careful with him on the jet ski. So Nathan radios Max and says, you know, if he wants to go on the jet ski, just hop on with him. So then we go down to the swim platform. And V heard that. So she's like, Max, he's been drinking.

He can't go alone. And Max is like, you're drinking? And he goes, well, earlier. And Max goes, oh, what, have fun. And sends him on his way alone. And B's like, oh, dude. And Max is such a fucking moron. He should have been fired right then and there.

They know they have the hotel. Just get Gail. Yeah, I honestly, I can't stand Max. And let's not forget, this season has been a long one because it feels like it was, it feels like it was millennia ago that Max had a jellyfish and then touched his eye. I mean, like, this is what we're dealing with here. And we're putting people's lives in his hands. This guy should be 100% fired.

He does not listen to orders. He, he is very, like, scatterbrained. You know, he can't focus, much like me trying to finish the sentence. And he is just out of control. I'm sorry, he doesn't listen to, like, he has very simple instructions that he never follows. He, he whips himself into a frenzy. This is not someone, I would not want him on, like, if I'm a charter guest, I don't want this person in charge of my safety. Get, get Gail.

Get Gail. Let her drop an an envelope on her foot again or whatever it was last season, but I still trust her. Yeah, so he's like, Max, can you now go? go get the guest off the jet ski. And he's like, okay, Kobe. Is everything under control? Hey, I just wanted everyone to know. Everyone, everyone, Sandy, Sandy.

Someone told me BB today. So, okay, hope everyone else is having a good day. So Max goes up to Nathan. He's like, you can't let people go on the jet skis who drink. And he's like, oh, he didn't tell me he's drinking. And then we said, he goes, 15 seconds ago, be saying, Max, he's drinking. He can't go alone. So to me, he's fine.

you speaking clearly. He's like, get the guest off the fucking jet ski, Max. Hmm. Oh, Max started acting out since he hasn't been named Lee Daccund. And at this point, that's a safety concern. And I'm not having it. So, God, I didn't even think about the idea that maybe Max would get fired and Gail be brought on.

Like, that gives me so much hope for the final, like, rear four episodes. Please. Please. Even though it means we have to watch Nathan whine around Gale the whole time. I'll take it. I will take it. Like, the only reason why I have not lost my mind about Max is that like I've been losing my mind about like Joe and Kizzy and other ineptitude and people sticking shit down drains. But the truth is that like low key, every time Max is on screen, I get annoyed and I'm repulsed.

And I'm just like, please leave. Go somewhere else. Go back to your ayahuasca retreat. Go back to your hypnosis. I cannot have you on my television any longer. So now Kizzy and Joe are like, oh, there needs to be entertainment tonight. maybe we should do a dance. So they start practicing for, you know,

dancing with the Never Gonna Bees. And then Kizzy is like, oh, you know, we see Kathy in the galley where Josh is cooking. And Kizzy's like, wow, it's fucking awkward between them, hey? And Kathy's like, I don't even know it. Like I'm in my, oh, no, this is the part you were talking about earlier, right? Where V starts bitching, where V starts bitching about Max.

Mm-hmm. Yep. And she can see the awkwardness. Yeah. Yeah. Like don't, I will say, don't, don't bitch to Kathy. You know, it's hard because Kathy does seem like someone that you'd want to go and like just bitch to be like, oh, this person is being so awful. And Kathy be like, I know, love.

You just have to deal with it. Some people are just stupid. And you're like, thank you, Kathy. I needed that. But like, like, you can't do that to the guy that Kathy's banging, especially when she's like, she's grief banging. So it's just like, Max is more important than usual. Yeah. I feel like work is separate than banging.

And so if you're on deck with somebody, you have a right to bitch about them. Yeah. Okay. I feel like, you know, then don't fuck people at work if you can't listen to me bitch about them. You know what I mean?

They're for a game. We're at work. There's also so few options to go bitch to people. Like, you can only bitch to so many, you know? So Max is now on the jet ski floating around, flying around. And Nathan is pissed. And Joe's like,

well, I can handle my. Max, you know, it'll be more receptive to delicate and light conversation rather than the firm, aggressive Nathan Hand. So he's just doing this to Max. He's like, Max, tone it down a bit, which does nothing. Yeah, it does nothing. Does nothing. So now they're setting up the ham thing. And, by the way, this was notable.

I thought. Kathy goes up to the guest and is like, what time do you want to have dinner? And they say 8.30. I'm sorry. I did not see the chef yell at Kathy. It was only a few weeks ago that Kizzy asked the guest when they wanted to have dinner. And then the chef was like, never asked the guests when they want to have dinner. You tell me first.

And here's Kathy being like, what time do you want to have dinner? Yeah, exactly. So clearly it was an anti-Kizzy moment. And so they're bringing up stuff, tender, like all that kind of, you know, just like deckhand kind of boring stuff. And Max is complaining about, you know, communication. And he's, well, he was, V was saying, V is sort of being, she's sort of being nice to Max. She's like, well, that launch we did today wasn't so bad. He's like, yes, today, but you have to be like, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Okay, we do it better. Pasta cozy, no need to. What I like? Why you sold me to me? He's just going off on me. He's just like, whatever, bro. Just walk. Yeah. And then Vee is talking to Asia and the galley.

And Asia's asking her if she's stressed. And she's like, I mean, I just had a rough day with Max. Like, he's on his period more than I've ever been. You know? And like, I've never been that emotional. Like, I mean, as a woman, is that man. right now and Kathy has walked in and is like making a face and she's like I mean I pity him to have so much emotion affect you like in one day that's a lot and Kathy's like how dare you how dare you

then Kathy then is like whispering to kizzy she's like if he goes on about max one more fucking time and kizzy's like but surely she knows not to bitch but max to you oh yeah kizzie I'm not gonna go to you about social mores and what is right and wrong and intrepresental relationships. Okay. So you'd be quiet over there. Yeah. So she's like, yeah, I don't like that. It's been all day. And V's like, I mean, like you're literally dating him. And Kathy's like, oh my God, don't say that. So then Nathan teaches Joe how to use the controller box. So now they're working with the crane on the boat. Okay. And so Joe is lowering the hook down. Nathan goes down to get it. And then he gets hit by the by the crane. There's a lot of people getting hit by that crane this

season. It's a second time that's happened. Things are really swinging around this season. But yeah, I was really kind of sad that they did not have a camera or even in some sort of stationary camera. Like, how did they miss the shot of the hook, bonging Nathan, not only the front of the head, but it turns out in the back of the head because it bonged Nathan in the front of the head. Then he ducked down.

And when he stood up again, it bonged him again from the back when it swung back out. I love that that crane is like the audience. So then we see that the jet ski has drifted away again. So the jet ski is in the middle of the ocean And it looked like the tender was too But I guess the tender is just like on a long road Everything's gone to shit Yeah

Everything's got to shit basically Yeah so He's like well the crane got me in the face Wait a minute And you see the jet ski just out in the middle of the ocean So Max is like oh my god Got to go save it

So he like rushes out to get it And meanwhile Nathan's trying to like Mend his front and the back of his head from getting the hook in his face. Thanks a lot, Joe, by the way, for doing that. And then, well, Max is doing that. Kizzy is, Kizzy and Joe are now, like, dancing. They're preparing for their performance that they're going to do,

that they volunteer to do together for the guests. So again, Joe, on the heels of getting broken up, not trying to win back V, like, not even the slightest amount. He was like, already, boom, right back into Kizzy. And Kizzy is like, you know, she's like, well, know, me and Joe have great chemistry, but with everything that's been going on with Joe and V, I know that if we do anything, everyone would hate me, which is her way of pretending like she's going to have a heart about the situation, and then she will go forward immediately.

Yeah, everyone already hates you, so don't worry about it. So then a guest is talking about an incident report she got from her daughter's school. She's like, yeah, so like during lunchtime, a friend had a book that Vivian wanted, and then Vivian took another book and hit the friend with it. I mean, bitch shouldn't have taken the book, am I right? So Josh is watching a video about how to do, how to cut the ham on. Josh, it's a little, you're really cutting it close. No pun intended.

No pun made because he did not cut the ham close. That was, that was some thick ham. That was some thick ass ham, Joe. Why are you waiting into the last second to watch this video when you have to bring the meat out? Like, could you've taken like five minutes or ahead of time? Also, you know you can watch these videos at like 1.5 speed. Just a little pro tip. So Nathan's calling for Max.

But Max is ignoring him because he's just like there's this there's this silliness that's happening on the water where like, well, Max is getting the jet ski and they're trying to tie the jet ski to the hook to do this. But there's swells and Max is falling off. And while this is happening, now the Hamon is coming. me up to the deck and Josh is there just when we say butchering it's appropriate because he is cutting meat but when we also say butchering we mean he's doing it terribly oh it's so bad and it's so embarrassing because the guest is standing right there like wow you really don't know how to do this

huh and he's like oh watch the youtube she's like oh yeah you suck at this and they're like wow this is really embarrassing like everybody's talking about how embarrassing this is and he's like oh god I feel 18 eyes on my back right now. My biggest fear is being laughed at. And then they cut to him in the clown costume. He's like, I don't want to be laughed at. Like, am I a joke? Are you a joke?

Is this a fucking joke? It's really bad when the lady has to go, well, you have to start somewhere. I'm like, oh, that's, that's like I tell my daughter, you know. Listen, if you want to, if you want to learn how to be a bad bitch, then you got to start withholding on to that book. Am I right? I really wish Vivian was here with a heavy book right about now.

Anybody else? So they're making fun of him. And meanwhile, the jet ski is still a disaster. Max won't listen. He's on the jet ski trying to hook it up. And they're like, no, it's too swelly out here. You have to do it from the water. Don't stand on it.

Do it from the water. And he won't listen. So Nathan's about to kill him. And he's like, I can't take this. He won't do it. He won't listen to me. and that something's going to change. Something's got to change.

Bring Gail back. I will listen to a million Gail conversations about her walls and Nathan cornering her and being like, I love you for the rest of my life. I will take that over having to watch Max for one more episode. Please. Yeah, please. Max is so annoying.

And he's not like a bad person, you know. He seems like such a nice guy and all of that. Whatever in his childhood, blah, blah, blah. But God damn, he's annoying. I can't believe that on a show all about working, they've kept Max for this long. This is crazy. Craig, Cray. Craig.

And you. So that's it. Yeah. That's it. So we'll see what happens. Thanks everyone for being here. Another fun episode of Below Deck Mediterranean. And we're going to catch you on the next one.

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