Watch What Crappens - 3150 Vanderpump Rules S12e0405 Part One Angelicas And Demons

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

This is part one of a 2-parterVanderpump Rules’ Angelica wastes no time. She dumps one loser for another this week after blowing her back out on a martial arts date, and the BroCode has been disrupted. Oh noes! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is my fellow only fans creator. It's Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Well, hello. How's it going, baby? It's going great. We are here today talk about some Vanderpump rules, the latest episode, and do a little catch-up on what we missed over the break. very exciting today, today here over in the World of Crappins, because the pre-sale has begun for the Golden Crappies, which are being held on February 27th in Los Angeles at the Fonda Theater. The pre-sale is happening now on Patreon, started at 10 a.m. Pacific and going until 10 p.m.

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started going and I just feel like I've been with these people for a while now. I'm not spending my time saying, oh, God, she's trying to be like Stasi. Oh, he's trying to be like Jacks. Oh, they're trying to recapture the magic. To me, it just feels like a whole new thing and it's a, and it's a fun new thing. You know, I'm into it. Like, this has the same energy as Southern Hospitality Season 1 and that show is really good too. Like, I'm actually wrapped up in the dramas of the show. When I saw in, um, when I saw in the, in the previews for this week's episode, um, that, oh, Angelica, like that, that was his face. Jason stood up Angelica yet again. I was like, I can't believe it. And I was like, whoa, I can't believe I little

just spoke to my TV like that. So I'm like, I'm obviously like invested. I think it's, I think it's, I think it's really entertaining. And I think like, I'm, I'm really curious to know how the, how the broader community is feeling about it. Well, you're going to have to ask the Broder's. So we missed an episode because we were on break. We are not going to recap that whole episode. I know it's a travesty. But you know what? There's 10 episodes this week. There's only something we can do. But we do have to at least talk about it and go through it a little bit because things did happen on the show that need to be discussed. First of all, Venus Rapped. Venus Rhaps. I almost forgot. Ronnie reminded me before we start recording.

Right when we said, this isn't really trying to be the know their Vanderpump rules. We do have somebody rapping and we do have somebody who's going to be a DJ now who, I don't know. I don't want to say doesn't deserve it because I don't know. I mean, look, I've played around with DJ software. You know, that's my hobby, like playing around with, you know, music and musical toys. So, you know, I have my little DJ thing over here that I play around with. I don't think it's that easy necessarily. But still, like, people who are good, DJs work really hard to do that. So you see. somebody who's like, well, I'm going to DJ now. And then he puts on some ray bands. And he's like, see, I'm like, I have ray bands on and I'm like lifting my hands a lot. I don't respect you. You know, you haven't earned this. Where's your DJ school?

Where's your, where's your, where's your Kyle Cook tour poster? I think what's so funny to me is who've you stodged with? Who've you DJ stodged with? DJ stage. That's just his name. DJ stodge. DJ stage. I just think it's so funny how they act like DJing at Sir is like doing a set at Coachella.

I mean, they're just like, oh my God, I'm doing Sir. Doing Sir on Tuesday. This is something that James Kennedy would always act like, I'm actually performing at Sir on Tuesday. I'll gig at Sir. I'm like, there's nothing about Sir that makes me say, oh, I can't wait to go to Sir to hear their DJ and dance below the crystal chandeliers and the strange like...

Asians and antiquities. You know, it's like it doesn't. Yeah. I'm just, where else are you going to DJ that's full of Florida Lee and Iron Gates? Tell me. Tell me. Would you like to sit on a step stool?

Then great. Do it at Sir and listen to great DJs. Like, if you said Tao, like DJing at Tao, I'll be like, okay, that's cool. It's like a famous nightclub. It's like a thing. But like, it's like being able to DJ in the presence of Natali. I don't, I just, I don't know why they get so excited.

Yeah, they sure are though. They're very excited. So that's Marcus's big thing, you know. And Venus is a rapper, we find out, because he's hanging out with his friends. And Natalie's like, oh, my God, I want to hear you rapping. That would make us all feel better because Venus is still upset over fighting with boring face. Tim. And, yeah, Kim and Marcus.

boring face, crinkly hair, and Marcus. So he's so really upset. And she's like, you know what make he feel better? You're rapping, like rap for us. So he wraps. And here it is. Bitch, you know I'm from Texas, sleeping on bitches like Nyquil, dunking on bitches like O'Neill.

Hair down my back to the Orange Hill. Yeah. I'm cutting off bitches all year. Standing on business because I know that I got it. Everything that I do is fucking iconic. Selling this ship like I'm some fucking pirate. No, I'm not Peter, bitch. I'm from the revamp.

So was he saying that he's saying he's not Peter, like Peter from Vanderpump rules? Yeah. Peter Pan because of the pirate. No, I think he's, I think he's calling out Peter. But yeah, I mean, it is a mixed. It's like a wordplay.

I mean, I don't know. these would i necessarily bring this in as a demo to like you know rockafella maybe not but like would i maybe submit this for like the next season of selling sunset yeah possibly be good selling sunset like you know interstitial music because i'm a girl a girl with shoes shoes are expensive yeah because like it sounds ridiculous coming out of venus's mouth but you put it, a sassy lady and a cool beat, like a don't, dunk, don't, don't, ding. You have a bitch, you know I'm from Texas, stepping on bitches like Nyquil, dunkin on bitches like, oh, Neil, hair down my back, like Orange Hill, yeah.

And then it's just like, Chris Loll walking into a coffee shop. Like, that works for me. Okay, well, see, he won something, because I just, all I thought, at the end of this, I was like, this, if I had to describe this rap to somebody, I would, and they said, what was the rap about? I would say, cut your hair. I mean, no, it's a bad rap. It's not good.

But that's what I'm saying. I would buy it in the world of selling sunset. Like maybe it's like they'll bring back Christine and they'll have like Venus rapping over Christine. You know? Yeah. Yeah, I think that works too. But do you think like James Kennedy was at home like cutting his inner thighs? I don't.

Yeah. He may have been, but just not for that reason. Yeah. So that was that. You know, and it was horrifying, but in like a cute, in a cute like, oh, kids just so, you know, open to failing publicly. Dreams, you know, yeah. Like, it's so fun. One of the most fun things about this show is watching people's dreams die slowly, you know?

Yeah. It's like you get a whole decade to just watch dreams wither away and die. Mm-hmm. It's heartwarming. It feels good. It's so. Great. Yeah, it feels good.

It's like vampire, you know, spiritual vamporism. And I'm into it. So that happens. And then boring face, crinkly hair. What's her name again? Kim. Kim decides to have a girl's day, even though she doesn't really seem to be like very

girl's girl, but whatever. Okay. So she's going to have a girl's night. Yeah. She's not someone I look to and say, hey, there's a fun person. There's something who wants to do something fun. Here's someone who wants to arrange a lot of people together

and have a social experience. That's fun. But she decides to do it anyway. And she invites Natalie, even though she doesn't like Natalie because she says something along the lines of inviting Natalie is better than not inviting Natalie and having her lose her mind. So she invites Natalie. But then she's like a sarapus. And then Natalie comes on the bus. And Natalie's trying to like, you know, make amends and everything.

But Kim just like won't have any of it. And Natalie can't deal with it because Natalie clearly wants to like close this tab. And Kim is the type that's like, no, no, I need my moment. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So they all go down to Orange County. I don't know why they go all the way down to Orange County. Why do they go to Orange?

No one parties in Orange County. Why is that a thing they're trying to make the audience to believe is a thing? Nobody gets a party bus to go to Orange County. What the fuck are you doing in Irvine? Tell me. Yeah, this is clearly the bar was like, we'll give them free drinks and we'll provide the party vans. So Bravo doesn't have to pay for it. They're like, done.

Because there's just like this group is not going out of there. They're not going down to Orange County to party. They're going to the sunset strip. I'm sorry. They're going to go bull riding. They're going to the saddle ranch. We all know it. So,

but they decide to go down there. Let's drive two hours in a party van with people we hate to like have shots at some weird fucking like Mexican restaurant. Like three blocks from the beach. Like what the hell? Yes. So Natalie can't deal with like the tension with her and Kim. So she's like, hey, I just want to say, thank you so much for. bringing me on this trip. It's like really fun. And if you want to talk about things,

we can talk about it. And Kim's like, I don't want to talk about it right now. Yeah, but like, why don't you want to talk about it? Like, it's a lot. Like, it's a lot right now. And I just feel like we should like talk about it. It's like, I don't want to talk about it. Like, why are you talking about it right now? And then Natalie basically like, loses her mind because Kim doesn't want to talk about it. And then she just sort of like, she spins out. Yeah. And then Angelica tries to come up and, you know, calm it. And she's like, maybe you're going to talk about it later. And then she pushes, she pushes Angelica. And Angelica's like, okay, you don't need to push me right now.

And so that becomes a thing. So meanwhile, back at the ranch, Angelica hooks up-ish with, or eyebrows. Well, not really because it's like she wanted to, but it didn't happen. Because it's like where we had previously seen when there was like that fight on the rooftop where Venus was like, I fucking hate Gabby.

And she's all like, get it. out of Montfais, Angelica and Jason have been flirting all day long and having this cute little, like, moment, and everything was lovely and great. But then we find out in last week's episode that after the pool top fun and flirtation, they all went to Barney's Beanery.

And when they got there, Jason ran into this girl that he used to hook up with. And so he wound up, like, he's like, oh, I'm just going to go say hi to her. And then he sat with her. And then she, like, sat on his lap. And then she was all over him. And, like, her arms were, like, all around his neck.

And Angelica was like, what the hell? as she should have been. So she's like, well, fuck this guy. So she left. And then Jason went, by the way, as you can tell, I got very invested in this entire storyline and I'm still invested. Jason then went.

And in response, he unfollowed her on Instagram, which, what the fuck? And I also, I feel betrayed because you love, you love little eyebrows so much. And I felt like this was, I was like little eyebrows. You were supposed to be the sweet one. And you're, you're doing some fuckery here. And like, on behalf of Ronnie Carrey. him. I will not stand for this. But so he's doing this. So he unfollows her, which I think is like crazy. You're unfollowing her. And then he just, he keeps, this guy gets dumber and dumber every

episode. Like, is he low key turning into the villain of the season? Because he's like, he's like, yeah, that's just like the way that I deal with it, you know? Like, that's just how I had to protect myself. It's like, what the fuck are you talking about? You, you were the one who was like going after this girl and you brought her to this place and then ignore her to go make out with someone else. No, sir. So then he's like, can we have like a talk? So they go out to this like little bench that's in the back alley and they're sitting there and they had this whole conversation and she's like, yeah, well, it was sort of like weird

because you were like all over another girl. And he's like, yeah, but like that's where like I would have wanted you to step in and be like, hey, that's my man. What? Like you're blaming her for it? I couldn't, Ronnie. He wants to be fought for Ben. Okay.

he wants to be fought for. I heard that this is a thing actually with Gen Z guys, that this is actually kind of their vibe, is that they want to be, this wasn't this, this was the issue on Love Island this last season, wasn't it? That the guys were not like,

were being very passive, and then they wanted to be wooed, right? I mean, I don't know, but if I worked out that much, I would want to be wooed. The problem is when you have a balance, right? There needs to be some imbalance in a relationship.

Like, someone needs to be hotter than the other person so that they can always hold that over the person's head. And then the other person needs to like be richer or smarter or something. And then they can hold that over the hot person's head. Because that imbalance creates like, okay, you're always getting hit on, but I'm paying the rent. You know, there's like some kind of a balance in the unhealthy relationship. And that's what makes relationships work. I think if people are equally poor and equally hot, it's not going to work.

And I think that's what we're seeing here. because they both feel like they are they're both people who are fucking other people first of all she's still fucking her ex we find out so she's still living with her ex and fucking her ex but then expecting him i mean i don't know that she's expecting him not to she just wants him to be honest but there's this like well you're flirting with someone yeah but you probably went home and fucked your ex so you know i don't know she wasn't doing it in front of him i mean there's different ways that we can argue about it but at the you know right she was up front but well i mean he was up front too he didn't do it behind her back he's he's he's he wasn't doing it behind her back he's he's he's He literally went and that girl sat on his lap right in front of her. So they're both. It's pretty upfront. In your face as a big up front. That's like you're sitting in the sixth row versus the first row. Yeah.

Right. And then you're really in front. You're literally up front. Yeah. So I, you know, there needs to be more of an imbalance. They're both equally hot and equally poor. I don't think it's going to work. But he is the ultimate in wuss.

I mean, this guy. So not wuss, just, I mean, fuck boy, but I don't even know what it is because I'm like not bad. It's like dumb. Just dumb. He's just dumb and he's self-involved, but also sensitive, but really only sensitive to his own needs, which is very Vanderpump rules, you know, where she hurts his feelings. But then, so to make up for it, he texts her at Girls night. And he's like, hey, I'm going to be hanging out at, you know, wherever, wherever Kyle talks. channel is Tom Tom, Tom, I'm going to be at Tom Tom, and I want you to stop by.

That would be really cool if you stop by. And she's like, maybe, I mean, probably not. And of course, she does. And then he's not even there. That's what we find out today's episode. I was like, are you serious? Because I was like, first of all, I was mad of her that she even said yes. But one thing I really loved is that when he texted this very simple text of like,

we're going to go to Tom Tom. He like misspelled every word in it. And I love she was so judgy about it because she read it out loud. every time there was a typo, she would like read it slowly and like loudly for everyone. Like, hey, go wanna go to Tom Tom, right, everyone. And I sort of like loved her judging us about that just because he's, he's such a fucker. He's like a real little fucker. And also, don't forget them when they were talking about things on their little bench.

I was, she was, she asked, are you in a situation, by the way? And he's like, no. But I mean, I've got options. Like, shut up. And she goes, I'm not an option. Like, who says that? You're trying to, like, woo someone and apologize. And you go, I've got options.

He is such a fucker. Yeah, he is. I mean, I should have seen it coming because it's Vanderpump rules. But they just, they made him seem like he was the sweet, young, innocent one. And he was going to be like the good one. And, like, right away, he is like a five alarm fire. And so I'm just like, I have options. She goes, okay, well, I'm not an option.

And he's like, wait, what? Like, that hurts his feelings. You know, he's like, I don't. I know. But then she kind of acts like an option the entire time. Like I was, because basically they were like, bro, bro,

bro, it's not over. Come on, bro, bro, bro, bro. And so then he does it. And then I just,

I mean, she just must be horny. I don't think that she should have gone and said yes, but she said yes. And I was massively disappointed in her. But by the way, that little scene on the bench ended with a fight, right?

Because she was just like, she was just like, fuck you after that option thing. It all went sour. Then I think he went long. Oh, because he goes, your energy is like a little clink.

with me right now. You're the one who asked her to the bench. She's the one who decided not to hang out with you anymore. Yeah. So that's a mess. And then the other thing that happened was Venus broke up with Marcus. He's like, I've had it. He's like, can we talk?

And Marcus is like, what did you got for me, brother? Like he tries to get all cool. It's like, what you got, brother? And he's like, most of the men in my life have treated me like shit. I'm not Peter. I'm from the revamp. Bitch. He's like, okay.

Can we just take the bad wrapping out of it and just have a discussion? He's like, well, I've never had a straight friend. And you've been horrible to me. You've been worse than gay people the way that you betrayed me. And you told everybody that I talk shit, nobody should do that. I should be allowed to talk shit about you. Which I have to say is true. Like, if you're with your friends, you should be able, if you're with your real friends,

you should be able to talk shit about people and trust that they're not going to go. Just tell everybody everything the second that they get mad at you. Who would be friends with trash like that? I wouldn't. I mean, is he bad for talking shit about everybody in the restaurant? Sure. But it's his God-given right to talk behind people's back. He pays tax.

He's like, sure. Yeah, I've never worked in a restaurant, but I just have to assume that part of working in a restaurant is talking shit about everyone else at the restaurant, right? Yeah. That's what you do. I mean, in life. Like, what job is there that you don't do that?

It's what you do. Yeah. Yeah. So I think he has a good point. He's like, okay, maybe I overreacted to you and yelled at you and whatever. But for you guys to take all my personal gossip and then go spread and tell everybody is not cool. It's like very dangerous liaisons of you and I don't appreciate it. And Marcus is like, whatever.

So they broke up. They have like a standoff, which is great where he was like, all right, fine. Venus is like, you can go now. And he's like, you can go now. Yeah, why don't you go? You can go now. No, you go. You can go now. Go ahead then. Go. And so then he does go. Marcus does go. And then Venus is like, yeah, that's right. I'm going to stay here and text behind a pylon. I'm just going to walk around this. I'm just going to stand by this wall over here, even though I need to be inside. Right.

When you realize that like what you've claimed is like a ratty old parking lot and a bench and Marcus gets to go back inside to the warmth and like free cocktails. And then it was a funny episode. And actually, She also, it was funny the way it ended because Natalie was going back to Orange County. Natalie was having that freak out. And the girls all decided, well, fuck it. We're going to have fun. They're all like jumping on like the mechanical bowl and they're all drinking and like woo girls. They're having the best time.

And it keeps cutting to Natalie. She started talking to her friend on the phone and she just see her at the table. And the girls are like swinging around on a bull behind her. And she's just like, I can't even believe it. Like I'm literally here crying. Like, worst night of my life. Like, why can't you hear me? like, stop making out, try making me out to be the bad guy.

Like, what the fuck did I do? It's ridiculous. And the show just ends with her in the middle of her ranting. The show's like, we don't even care about what she's saying. It's just like, we'll fade to black. I think my favorite part of the whole thing was it when she's like, yeah. Like, if you're like it's sir, like if you're working at sir, you're like an artist. Like you're a talented person.

Like, we're all like showing off our talents, like acting, modeling or singing. And then it cuts to her going, So, so stupid. Okay, so let's go to the current episode, which is season 12, episode fly, episode five, seeing red flags. Mm-hmm. Good thing. So, speaking of red flags, let's go out to see what the surf is like. It's Chris and Audrey, and they're surfing.

Got to say I really enjoy Audrey. She's definitely a standout for me. And the last episode also, Chris and Audrey shared a kiss, I believe. I think there was their first kiss. So they're surfing. And then Venus is watching, for some reason, he's like washing his car on some random street in L.A. And he's acting like he's in a music video. He's like on the hood.

He's got like short shorts on. I was expecting to be like, oh, and there's Natalie filming him. But he was just alone just with a camera crew. I'm like, what are you doing? Real slow-mo. Erica Jane and her, you know, Erica Jane. It's very Erica Jane from this season. And then we see Shane taking a shower, earning that money.

Earning that money. Lisa comes in and has a meeting with Natalie and Guillermo. So she wants a progress report on Chris. And Guillermo's like, oh, at the beginning he was kind of lost, but now I think he's great. And so... He finally cracked Apparel spritz's guys. He figured out how to make them.

Yeah, we see him trying to figure out how to make an apparel spritz on the computer. He's like, I can't even find it. I can't even find Apparel Spritz. Where is that? What's in it? Isn't this alphabetical? And Lisa's like, oh, well, the girls sure seem to love him. And then we cut to like these tourist moms from like Oklahoma in like really bad dress bar.

Like, he, he, he, he, he. Wow, you're real cute, aren't you, honey? What's your name, Christopher? Only my mom gets to call me Christopher, ma'am. I could be your mom. I'm probably old enough. Yeah, Christopher, good time, girl. He's like, oh my God, lady, so my God.

Number one fan on your only fans, that's me. He's like, I don't know, I think you're a little bit... I got it in four today. Got it in four. Right. He's like, I don't know, you're a little too young for me. Oh, yeah. Stop it. You look like you're 24.

So now back to president. Natalie is like, well, somebody made a comment on social media that he is like a sex worker. Some sort of person, what do you think? What? A sex worker? Yes, a sex worker. So Lisa tells us. I love Lisa pretending she doesn't know what a sex worker is. She's like, oh, what?

A sex worker. What is this? Lisa, you run like the biggest human. trafficking spot on that block. Are we still pretending that you're not just running a human trafficking ring? Because I do not buy it, ma'am. So she goes, he's a sex worker. Pause, three, two, one.

Well, so am I. I mean, it's a fucking job when you've been married for 42 years. Get it. What defines a sex worker exactly? on a scale of Lala to Lala. What do you mean? And she's like, well, I don't know. Like a gigolo, somebody works with his body,

or somebody was making it comment that he was on the only fan. I have no idea. I don't even know what the only fan is. And she's like, oh, I don't know. And Cameron was like, oh, there's nothing wrong with only fans. Oh, you know what the only fans is to you? Well, you know, I heard about it. She goes, oh wow, look at his phone.

It looks guilty going there, Natalie. So Natalie is like, well, what you do in your private life is none of our business as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. Even though it's none of our business. However, I will bring it up here literally at our business. Well, I agree. I mean, we come from Europe, darling. Nobody wears any clothes in Europe anyway. I mean, for God's sake.

Love, blah. I have to say, so one of our listeners, actually a couple of our listeners, thank you, thank you boys, sent me links to eyebrows doing a nudy massage video. Like a guy was massaging him nude and there was wiener and everything. And so I was like, that was pretty good. Hello, share the links. Hello. I can't believe I didn't actually. That really is shit.

I'll send it to you in a second. So I saw it and I was like, oh my God, is this what his only fans is? So I've never gone on OnlyFans before, which have you? I mean, I don't know. Is it like so normalized to everybody's gone on it? Or is it like terribly embarrassing to have gone on it? Here's what I've done with OnlyFans. I'll like, sometimes I'll be like, I'm so curious.

I'll click on and I get to the page. And of course, then there's like all these locks that like padlocks. Like not content. And I'm like, oh, well. And I just turn around and go back. It's like I see. It's like I drove to the store and saw it wasn't open yet. So I just turned around.

I don't like bother trying. I was like, I'm not paying money. I'm not paying money. That's what I've that's my experience with only fans as well. I get to the locks and then it's I look at the you know, it says like join and it's like $30 a month. I'm like $30. You fucking crazy. That's more than Netflix. I'm doing that. For some reason I always think that like maybe this time when I go, they'll be like free content and there's like literally never been free content. So I'm like, oh well. There should be like a clip. I mean, something like a preview. You know, like here's just a little bit of penis. I don't know. So there needs to be something. You have to go to Twitter for that. You go to Twitter and they'll usually people will be like, here's what you can see. And you might see like a tease or. Okay. Well, I did. So this is what I did.

This was my journey. So I went to the Twitter. That's where I first found him. And I mean, obviously hot. A little too waxed and worked out for me, I'll say. Like too much. It's too much. It's intimidating that that much.

And a little hair never hurt anybody. You guys. I mean, seriously. All you are are razor burn. You know what I mean? You're not huggers. I'll tell you that. Shave chest people.

So I went on there and I was like, okay, I'm going to go on. the only fans. So to get on the only fans, I've never signed up. This whole thing is like national security. You have to put all of your shit in there. It's so embarrassing. I was so embarrassed that I did it, but I had to see eyebrows. I was like, I need to see if that video is any indication, just for business. Like we're recapping this show. It's my duty. I was like, it's my duty to go. Thank you. So right off. You're right to it off. So I went over there and signed up, put my birth certificate in there, my passport, my social security, my, my, my, my, my, oh, then you found out it was Larsa Pippin by accident. Oh, I'm so sorry,

Ronnie. No, but I did go in there and it was $11, which I found, and I was like, $11. I wonder what he's running for $11. Yeah, a month. So I sign up, you know, I was like, okay, I'll give, I'll give you my $11. So go in there. It's just him shirtless or in a jockstrap. There is nothing in there. I can't believe that cost 11 damn dollars. I can get that for free on your Twitter, sir. You need, I need more. I had a feeling, I had a feeling that he was not going to show any PIN.

I don't know why. I did see it in that other video, but that other video wasn't on the only fans. It was from some other link. Oh, so was that like maybe before he was on Bravo? So maybe he like scrubbed all the, all the, didn't get them all. So anyway, my review of his only fans, not a, enough for $11. Listen, our Patreon can be $11, but you get videos, bonus episodes, ad free now.

You know, there's a lot of stuff. This is just, you went without a shirt. I mean, you get that to me every day on the show for free, sir. And I did not get a refund. I don't think you can get a refund. I'm sorry, he's too wax. Can I get a refund? So I didn't get a refund, but I did, you know, cancel it. But I was proud that my first only fans moment was for eyebrows. Yeah, I just I also feel like I also feel like like you're not allowed to talk about doing only fans on the show and be like so proud of it like you're doing like like he's talking in in a way of like yeah so I did it like no it's totally fine you know like we should embrace sex work and blah blah blah blah blah blah like that like that's vibe is like that

like it's 2026 let's not be so puritanical you know what I'm doing what I need to do to earn some money. If I want to show off my body, it's my right. There's no shame in it. Like, that's his vibe. But if he's not being nude, then like, why are you co-opting the language for the people who are being nude, who are the ones who are doing something? Like, honestly, I would actually argue to say a little braver, a little braver because they're like fully, they're, they are putting themselves out nude on the internet, knowing that it could have repercussions for their careers later on. Now, one could say, this guy's doing something much worse by going on Vanderpump rules, which could have repercussions.

for the rest of his life for employment. But I just think, like, people, people are putting themselves in a riskier position, and then you get to still talk as if you're doing something equally as risky when you're just showing photos of yourself in the same way that you're giving off for free. So to that, this is a double fail for the eyebrows this week. Both the eyebrows are going down in flames. It's interesting the way that you put it, because you're right. I mean, it's such a puritanical place that we live, right?

where it's like, only fans, yeah, you know, like, sex is great. Like, everyone has this, like, free to be you and me kind of sexual attitude. But you're right. And I mean, at the end of the day, it's like, oh, I'm a sex worker, but you just take off your shirt. It's like, yeah, it's just like this kind of puritanical view of even sex work. It's weird. Yeah, it was like blaming street cred for being like a sex worker.

And it's like, you don't have any, you're actually just a rip off at that point. You're a shirt off ripoff because you're getting money for people to see your shirtless, which is just what you're doing anyway. But, you know, good for you. I mean, if you can do it. If you can do it. Yeah, I mean, good for you if you can do it. I say.

I mean, people, I'm going to have an only fans where just people pay me to put my clothes back on. I'll start in my, you know, I'll start with my fupa out. And then people are like, oh my God, please, Ronnie, please, at least some underwear. I'll be like $300. $300. $300. I'll put on some underwear. And then until eventually I'm just like putting a bella clava over my face at the end, you know.

You know, Denise Richards. So like eyebrows drop. I do not like the word tits. Can we not? Boops. She shows her bosom. Yes. She shows her briskles.

But the point is that. Well, yeah, enough of that. Like, I get you. Yeah. And I agree. I'm just saying like, I need more. I need more for $11. is what I'm going to say.

Now, then did I pray and ask for forgiveness and delete my only fans and, you know, slap myself on the back with a whip? I did. I felt very terrible. But, you know, it was fun while it lasted. I mean, it wasn't really. It was a waste of money. But anyway, that happened.

So they're talking about him being a sex worker. They don't really care because we're at sir. So then they're talking about this party that they're going to have. And it's for Guillermo because Guillermo is. the Spanish George Clooney. And she puts her, she puts his picture up next to George Clooney. And they do look exactly alike. I've never realized that.

Have you? Yeah. I never, well, I just never thought about it very much. I don't spend a lot of energy thinking about Guillermo. I'm sorry to say. But they did actually look quite similar. He's produced a movie. And so they're going to throw a party for the movie's premiere.

And so it's going to be a big event. All hands have to be on deck. All right. And Natalie is, they start talking about second chances. And Lisa says that she's all about second chances. You know, Marcus seems to be doing better. Speaking of second chances, he wants to be a DJ alongside McKenna. I don't want to say no to anything to him right now

because I feel like he's been struggling so much ever since I learned he was a broken bird all this time. It's just changed my entire attitude about him. So please, please don't let his wings be clipped any further. that little bird on the DJ table and raise the roof of far well when I thought he was just a well

adjusted handsome person with everything going for him I said no you won't have a chance but when I found out that both of his parents had tragically perished and his wing was broken I said DJ broken bird

get up there get up there bleed all over the decks Put your broken wing on the turntable and spin, God damn it, spin. Did you ever know that you're the wind that's not beneath my wings, which is why the bird crashed, broke its wing, and became a DJ. You are the wind above my wings because you're grounded at the moment for your broken wings. To a remix. You're like a broken bird.

You'll never fly away. Don't you know where your sir is? So Natalie. So Natalie is like, well, let's see if he's any good because what is the next step he's going to ask you for? And Kimmer goes, to drive your car. No, he asked me that the other day. He said, can I borrow your suit and this and that? And this goes, yes, can I borrow your suit?

He did not. Does he, is he aware that you're wealthy and he's not, right? You're George Clooney and he's George Nothing, right? He's a broken bird, but there's even limits to that. He's like the Pandora of Sir. Oh, Pandora. Pandora's just walking around in a Vanderpump patch, Smita behind her like, like, Mommy, why haven't we seen Pandora trying to hang out with any of this cast yet?

That's something that's missing. I like when they pretend they're friends with Pandora. They're like, oh, hang on, I'm here. We want to have been a problem with Pandora. And then we see, like, a clip of Pandora in the background and her mom's Bashmir. Like, aren't we having fun, girls? They're just off throwing their coats on Pandora's hands as they walk by.

I feel like Pandora is somewhere with a Pasamina around her shoulders, holding a little wicker basket going to, like, a farmer's market, and being like, Mommy, we'd like these carrots. So then we go over to Gloss Nail Spa, which I felt so honored. I love Gloss. nail spa. It's in Silver Lake, so it's not my regular nail spa. But when I am over there, sometimes my friend Jessica and I go to glass nail spa and they do a great job. So unsolicited testimony from me. But Angelica is there with Natalie. And so they go in, they say hi, like,

oh my God, you're like a mad thing. And Angelica's like, yeah, I want to, I want it to look cute for you. So then we also see at the gym, Marcus and Shane Davis are working out. And Marcus is like, hey, what happens when you drink like 15 beers the night before, bro? Like, what do you do? How do you work out like that, man? That's your pre-workout, bro. So back with the girls, we're going to have a cross-cutting scene. Girls versus boys.

So Natalie is like, oh, my God, I'm getting red because it gives me confidence. I'm, like, so tired of feeling, like, sad and stressed. Like, I'm over it. I'm over it. And Jocco's like, yeah, you've been sad. Yeah, now, yes, Natalie did push me at girls night, which was not okay. And we see a flashback of Natalie doing that to her. But she goes, but then she called me the next day and apologized.

So I'm just like trying to give her some grace because clearly she's going through something. I'm like, give her some grace. You're a black belt. I would have loved to have seen her just like get that leg in the air. I don't advocate violence, but I do advocate mastery and a skill. And I would have, it would have been hilarious if she's just. Just like at that leg of the air and Brownhaster. Natalie's like under the table like pinned.

Just for the visual. Grace. Give her some mace. Come on. This Vanderpump rules. And I think this is, and I thought this before I even knew what was happening in the episode because Angelica, just the way she talks and laughs. I was like, she's perfect for Shane because she's like, oh my God, I want to like good for you. And like she has a little girl version of Shane's laugh.

you'll once you see it once you hear it you will not unhear it it's the same laugh but a girl version she goes he he he he's the same they even have three hands so natalie's like let this be a lesson to everyone if you want to invite me to girls night and avoid a serious conversation like don't be upset when I crash out so Natalie then is telling Angelica that like I really would have loved her for like after girls night for Kimberly to say hey I hope you're okay okay, hope you're feeling better, we'll talk when I'm ready, and she sent me a receipt. A receipt. What the hell?

She's like, yeah, the bill from the cowboy bar said, hey, can you vent me, Venmo me for your stuff? Girl, I was like, what? Like, both of you guys, like, honestly, like, I need to take, like, a break, honestly. Like, take a beat. Like, that conversation will be, like, had when, like, both of you are ready. But, like, I'm here for you, girl. Like, that's what I just was like, that's what I wanted to say. Yeah.

And so Angelica's working, but she's like, low-key stress because I do see Jason and I. So then we go back to the gym, and now Jason has joined Shane and Marcus. And he walks in with a gallon of water and a gallon of eyebrows. And he's like, hey, guys. So they're talking about... He's that stud. He's that's dead. He's like, I know, I'm dehydrated.

And so Marcus is like, Yeah, well, you just missed us on the flatbed. You sneeze you lose. Yeah. Like, yeah. I got a half-titty, bro. I'm trying to grow that shit with my half-titty. Jason's like, can you grow half a tit?

Honestly, it looks good, though, bro. Looks good. He's like, yeah, my little titty's bigger than most titty. So at least I got that. Like my half-titty. It's pretty good, right? He's like, yeah. So how's the rest of the night, guys?

Was Angelica pissed that I didn't show up after I invited her out? And wasn't there. This is where we find out that Jason didn't even show up to Tom Tom, where he made Angelica go after her three-hour journey from Orange County. What is wrong with you? We had to sit and watch a whole scene while you, you and Marcus sat there like a beautiful mind trying to figure out what to text Angelica to invite her out.

They had this whole thing. It's like they tried all these different drafts. We watched you do this whole thing. You finally sent something out. misspelled and then after all that you don't even show up you you stood up for your I'm sorry date no no yeah well during girls night Jason texted me was asking me to me not but in me tom tom and we see that and she's and she goes and they didn't even show up like what the hell so then back at the gym Marcus is like yeah you could tell she was really pissed he's like yeah but I called her last

night and I was like, listen, like, I'm really tired and like, I got an hour ride home. So like, I just worked all night. Boop, hung up. I was like, God damn. I mean, okay. Well, then text her and say, I'm not going to go after all. Hope you're having fun. The girl was in the car 19 hours, sir. She went to Orange County back from Orange County. Come home, man. Yeah. You took to another country. And you're like, I got an hour drive home. Um, well, then why did you invite her out in the first place? So Angelica's like, yeah, like, he like, called me and was like, nonstop texting me about how he wants to take me out to dinner and I guess like make it up to me

in some way. Um, that's like giving mixed signals. Yeah, like mixed signals because like I don't necessarily want anything serious because I literally am getting out of my year and a half relationship now except we live together. So nightmare. Yeah. And she's like, oh my God, but do you guys

like sleep separately or do you still sleep together? Like, what is that? And yeah, I mean, me still hug up. Yeah. I'm like, I mean, it's just easier, girl. Like, I don't want to be out there on these streets. So, Natalie's like, I mean, duh, they're still living together. I just wanted to confirm. Like, I'm not saying it doesn't make her, like, totally messy.

I mean, it's, like, messy, but, like, that's why she's going to fit in charge of fine. She's like, listen, I'm just like, I'm getting it in, you know? She's like, well, doing what you need to do, girl. Yeah, I'm getting in where I can, girl. Yeah, girl. Plalike. The baller game has to be strong. So, like, maybe Jason, like, he's, like, cute, like, a little distraction in the midst of this.

So basically, she's like, whatever. I think she's just looking at Jason as like a just like someone to hook up with at this point. I hope that she is joking about pullout game. You better be putting in some pills down your throat or something. Don't make me come over there in my antivant and like give you a, what do you call it that you put in your arm? A condom.

The birth control in your arm. I'll do it. I'm going to become licensed for that. Just for my nieces alone. I'm going to follow them around and be like, you need a shot in your arm. I've got a little device to put in there. This is only going to hurt for a second.

Be careful, Angelica. It's a dangerous world out there. You don't want it one day, nine months later, just eyebrows come out of you. That's a disaster. Yeah, a Pallah method doesn't work. Just for the record. So Jason is like, oh, man, guys, I'm all about Angelica.

And I want to hit her up. It's just like, just let me do that. Like, let me just like take the step and be like, hey, I'm sorry for what happened the other day. It's like one sorry. That's all I need, man. That's what I can do. Like, why can't she let me have that?

So back at the other place, Natalie's like, yeah, I usually date people at work, which is what I'm, like, trying not to do anymore. It's just like, it's very incestrious. That's, like, very, very incestuous. Sorry, I just like working on my craft. So now we go to the restaurant, and Chris Marcus and Demi arrive at sir. And McKenna's like, um, are those shades you're wearing tonight, Margus? And he's like, yeah, I'm going to go, like, tuck belt black shades, you know, just go Matrix on them.

I'm a DJ now. All right. I've got Raybans. Yeah. And then Venus is talking to Natalie and seeing how she's doing. And she's like, yeah, I'm just like trying to plan for this event. Like I think like, you know, nothing got done that was supposed to get done bar prep wise. So, and Venus like, are you kidding me right now?

But then we just go over to the Cloud's premiere where Lisa is doing some press for it. And she's like, oh, I know this film is great. It's about aliens. or cowboys or something happening. Europeans walking shirtless and naked. I've heard a lot about it, and Guillermo's worked very hard. He's just a good man, and deserves everything that comes his way. The only shame is that his wings are just too supple and intact.

Someone break his wings already. I would just like to thank my dear friend George Clooney for being too talented to actually do this film, which is why we've given the chance to my restaurant, Anashea, Guillermo, let me tell you, Guillermo's not afraid to bus the table. Right. Thank you.

Thank you, international press. So they're all getting ready for this giant party and everything, and people are showing up, and Angelica shows up, and there's, like, tension between her and Jason because of everything. So he's like, Jason's like, okay, let me go to the bathroom and fix my hair. So his hair, you know, he already has kind of that, like,

planable hair, you know? It's like that circle. It's like Velma hair. It's like there's just like a dome of hair around his head. So he goes to the bathroom and he puts his hands through it. So now it's all spiky and deranged. I'm like, I appreciate the tribute to 2004, but like, can we update this hairstyle?

Yeah. Chris is like, you look like Zach Efron. In 2004. Again, 2004. So now we see Marcus at the DJ booth training. And McKenna's like, oh, God. All right, here we go. Another fuck boy.

I have to train to do my actual profession. He's like bloop, bloop. She doesn't let him touch any buttons, which I actually like. Because he's supposed to be learning. He does not get to touch anything. He just stands there behind there. He just stands behind there with those sunglasses. Like, yep, Raybans.

That's right. Raybans. Marl these from Guillermo. Yes. So then Jason goes up to Angelica and he's like, now his hair is spiky and like off to the side. And he's like, hey, I haven't seen you in like a week. Yeah, it's been a while. I'm not going to lie.

Imagine if she lied. It's been a very short amount of time. Why are you lying, bro? Thanks for not lying on this critical piece of information. So they go have a sit down. And she's like, he's like, so I just want to say, I'm just like really sorry about everything from before. Like, I wasn't ready for the first time we talked.

And she's like, yeah, I was a little confrontational. I'm not going to lie. Like, not going to lie about it. Because like when you said what you said, like it kind of insulted me. Not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. It wasn't like a compliment. That would be a lie.

And so we see a flashback to him calling her clingy. And he's like, well, I didn't mean to insult you. I mean, clingy doesn't have to be a bad thing. I like my girl's clingy. Except you said, whoa, I'm getting a clingy energy from you right now. I'm not sure about this. So I don't think that was a, I don't think that was a compliment, especially by the way to pull the way from her.

Yeah. It's like you're boiling my bunny right now. Sometimes people like boiled bunnies. Like, what do you want me to say about it? Yeah, what do you want? He's kind of giving Craig vibes a little bit. Like, he sort of has that like, he's sort of leaning into like little boy.

He's like, oh man, my heart's beating so hard. You know? And then, but he's also like obviously like a liar. And like he's always sort of changing the truth and the reality. So Angelica's like, I mean, if I'm your girl, then I'll be clingy. I mean, I did think you were so cool. And Jason's like, I'm not going to lie now.

But it really affected me the whole week. Wait a second. You're not lying? Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Like, I was so stressed. Not going to lie. Because, like, I met you. And I thought like you were like really sweet.

And you're like, kind of the person that would actually like to get to know. So, yeah. Like, you're the kind of person. Like, I wish I didn't even ever see ever again. That was a lie. That was a lie. That one was a lie. Two truths and I'm not going to lie.

Isn't that just three truths? Not going to lie? You're totally right. Well, maybe I'm like not even willing to give you a second chance. Just kidding. It's opposite state. That was a lie. Oh my God.

That was, I was getting so lost in that because like opposite days, but like also like not going to lie. I couldn't really follow that. So like thank you for clarifying that. It's like, well, I know that you do like taekwondo and I do jujitsu. And I was thinking we could go to jujitsu together tomorrow. Oh, okay. So she does Taekwondo and you do Jiu-Jitsu. So you're going to do your thing.

Yeah. You're going to make her do your thing. Yeah. I was like, that's not, I feel like, I don't think what he realizes is that like he has been like, he's gone to the dog house like a few different times now. And she keeps on letting him out for no good reason. And he doesn't seem to realize like he needs to kind of like bend to her a bit.

And so he keeps doing these things. And she's just like, okay. She's like, are you asking me to put you in a chokehold? He's like, yeah, I would like. I would like that. Not gonna lie. And Angelica's like, Jason really tries hard to project a lot of confidence.

But like, once you peel back a little bit of that ego, he actually can be like very endearing. I can't help but like want to give him another chance. I'm like, it's your fifth chance. And I don't, yeah,

enduring is fine, but he's also literally standing you up and lying and being crazy to you. Yeah. But he's like a little puppy, like when you want to take that home? I mean, if it's rabid,

no. Don't fuck a puppy. You know? I mean, That's what I'm, that's what I would say. That would be my advice to you. Yeah. And she's like, okay, well, you can just like text me and I like won't ignore your call this time.

He's like, oh my God. So you did ignore my call. It's like, yeah. So now Audrey and Kim arrive. And Kim's like, so I feel like everyone's staring at me. So I guess I'm just going to go in the kitchen and pretend like this isn't happening. Okay. Because she gets here and it's awkward energy.

And Natalie is like, oh, do you okay? Are you okay, Vime? Are you okay Vime? And he's like, I just someone like, fight with her. Because like, I love her. Like, literally, like, I don't even want to fight with her.

Like, I literally don't even know we're fighting right now. I think this is actually, Natalie, not, not, not li, but it is funny to think that Natalie is caring about. I don't think Natalie even knows who Venus is. So she, so Natalie's like, what happened? And so Venus is like, I just like want to move on.

Like, I want like, I just want like everyone's just like, fucking like makeup and just like bring peace. So that's where I'm at in my headspace right now. Yeah, but it takes two because like I told Angelica today, like friendship is a two-way street and so the fact that she's not talking to you. Like that is frustrating. That's not a step in the right direction. That's like a wrong direction step. Like, where are you even going right now?

Like, why are you going there? You're on the wrong direction on the sidewalk on the one way street. And like friendship is a two-way street with sometimes a traffic light. Okay. And like also a little bit of construction on the side so the sidewalk on the left is closed. So you're going to have to walk on the right side. That's a friendship. Yeah, Marcus, Venus is like, well, even if Marcus, like, doesn't want to repair a friendship, like, I don't want to, like, lose Kim. Like, who wants to lose Kim? I mean, like, everybody needs beige in their lives. Otherwise, like, fun throw pillows don't make as much sense. You know what I mean? We all need basics.

Like America is thinking right now, we cannot lose Kim. Kim. Kim is so vital to the success of this show and the success of my life. I cannot lose Kim. It just feels like I'm missing a piece of home. I mean, I don't know that that's a compliment when you just told us you came from a place with one stoplight. You know what I mean? She's the mailbox. She's like, she's like a jar of manis. I haven't had that since I'm at home. So I miss her.

So now Audrey comes up. He's like a close down Walgreens. Audrey comes up. And Audrey's like, oh my God, I'm so glad I get to wear this. She's in a low-cut little red dress thing. And she's like, oh, my God, look, you match my nails. So he's still going on about Kim, and he wants to talk about Kim, and he can't take another 24 hours.

So he's going to do it, guys. He's going to do it. So meanwhile, Kim is at the DJ booth, and he's like, hey, you digging in or what? Can't hear you above the headphones. Got some Raybans. Sorry, can't hear your response, but I'm pretty professional right now. That's right.

So then Kim, so basically, Kim is like, wow, it's not giving bad boy McKenna. You're on ab duty. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Make sure his abs are okay. So Venus is like, okay, okay, I got to prepare my hair. Okay, here we go. So I was just like, yes, hair work, hair work. So Lisa comes up to the DJ booth and she's like, okay, guys, I know you're living in your own little word over here, but you have to read the room.

Why are you not playing pink martini? Okay, that's the thing that gets everyone dancing. You need to think of the vibes of the restaurant. Like, is there a song called, You Can Run, but You Can't Hide? Or, I own you now. Or stem cells, stem cells, give me your stem cells. Something, something, something, something, please. All right, I hear there's this new jam that people are really into it goes,

You got to act. sensuate the positive e-liminate the negative. It's going viral everywhere. And he's like, oh, well, Guillermo gave us a set list, Lisa. So, I mean, I'm pretty sure he's into it, but you're right. Okay, we'll dance now. She's like, say that again. What did you just say?

We'll dance now. No, the other thing. I forgot. You're right. That's what she said. You're right. Just keep saying you're right. Now get me some.

Sedaka. New Siddaka, get these juices flowing, darling. Yeah, the party's beginning now, peaches and cream. Let's get the Barry Manilow up in here. If you want the girls to really drop that panties, then just start saying, Solid, solid as a rock ass. Brickhouse has never failed in so. Let's get physical, physical, you know, something current new like that.

So then Shane comes in with a new dark-haired girl, get another, yet another new one. And he's like, whoa, no way, who's that superstar over there in the radio? DJ Marcus is like, yeah, yeah, I think I'm crushing it. I mean, I should be DJing it, DJing here. I mean, not even here, but like around the world even. I mean, if there's a play button on a CD player, I'm there to touch it. Okay? If that's what people want, I'm going to give people what they want.

Wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki. And now Venus takes Kim outside to the smoking alley to have a discussion. He's like, well, let me just start with not really, like, talking to you and like not communicating you. It's, like, been really, really hard for me. And Marcus is like, all of a sudden Marcus appears in the doorway. He's like, wait a second. I feel a little sad. I want to be part of this.

It Kim's like, go inside. Go inside, babe. I'm having a scene. So of course, he listens to what she does. And he's like, okay, fine. He goes inside. Okay. Well, anyways, first of all, it's been like really hard for me and not talking to you.

And like, I love you. And like, I want to move forward. And I kind of imagine my life without you, Kim. Like, what is my life without him? You know, it's like, you've ever, you know, I've been in your corner. more than anyone here, like more than anyone. And I want to make sure that everything's right with us. You know what I mean? Like I just like you go with everything. You know what I mean? I need a friend that just like blends in, you know, just blends into the background. I like that I could put you like

on a white carpet and just never even know you're there. It's like really important. It's really important. Well, I feel like afraid to trust you right now, you know, because you wrote a really mean text after we wrote you a mean text first, but we act like you're the one who started it. And like, I just like, don't want to feel that way because like you were the person that I trusted the most here. I was like, okay. Well, like, maybe I shouldn't have like talked out, like talked about you like that or talked to you like that. But like I'll never do it again. And she's like, I don't want to cry. I don't want to cry. But like there's like so much like Marcus like in the past couple of weeks, like me and Marcus, like, we opened up to you the most. Like, me and Marcus, like,

let you into the me and Marcus circle. Like, that's a big deal. It's like a big deal. We just don't, like, let people into our circle. And then to be betrayed by you of, like, all people, it's like, we're not only being betrayed by you, but we're being betrayed by like millions of split ends. And you have to understand how that hurts. It's like a really big deal to, like, let someone into the being in Marcus circle, you know, because. Because like you were the one that we trusted with information of like, what sort of sunglasses he was going to wear for his DJ set. Or like maybe do we want to put the chair in the dining room or in the living room? Like those are important things.

And we let you into that and we don't let anyone in. And you just like, I don't know. Like was it even real? And then just cuts to Venus. He just takes both hands. He does a double. He just flicks all of his hair back at once. Like, it's like major hair flip to be like, this is a big moment.

And she tells us, yeah, Venus was like the place. Like me and Marcus' relationship, like he was our first phone call anytime we got into a fight. Oh, wow. You see, this is people like him. She's like, oh, my God, he was so lucky. I would call him and trauma dump on him every day. You think everybody gets that? No, he was lucky.

He was lucky. I know. What a privilege to be on the receiving end of not one, but two toxic people who call and dump all their shit on him. And then probably don't ask him a question about what's going on in his life. He got used by two people at the same. time. Wow, what a lucky person. He was that important to us. He was so important because he was the only one

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