Watch What Crappens - 3151 Vanderpump Rules S12e0405 Part Two Angelicas And Demons

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

This is part 2 of 2Vanderpump Rules’ Angelica wastes no time. She dumps one loser for another this week after blowing her back out on a martial arts date, and the BroCode has been disrupted. Oh noes! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So she goes, until recently, I thought he would love us no matter what. I'm like, you guys were the ones who sassed off to him. If I remember correctly, Venus had a conversation with Marcus where he's basically like, you need to get your shit together. And then Marcus wrote, Venaus a text that was kind of like, fuck you, bro. Like our friendship's basically over. And Venus was like, fuck you. I never liked you in the first place. And then Marcus then told everyone what happened. But like this was, this was Marcus who escalated it. And they're acting like Venus out of the blue just came for them.

And though Venus was giving tough love. And you guys are the fuckers. Yeah, but Venus was too much. And also Venus betrayed Kim in her mind because Venus was sticking up for Natalie. He was telling Marcus, you need to go in there and stand up for Natalie against Kim because Kim's coming for Natalie and you know that you've called her your sister whatever that stupid fight was so I think he's like I think Kim's like oh you beat you're supposed to be my gay best friend and then you betrayed me by telling my boyfriend instead of coming to be nice to me

to go stick up against me with Natalie and I think that's the real problem but Venus will never see that and Kim will never vocalize it because she's she thinks she's being sneaky and so he's like what are you talking about you? I got mad at you, but you guys are the ones who outed me to everybody as far as my gossip. Like you told everybody I taught, you ruined every relationship I have in this place, basically. And she goes, okay, fair. That's fair. Yeah, you're the, you're the bigger asshole here, man. Yeah, that's way worse than him saying be nicer to Natalie. Okay. And also, like, he's not property of Kim. And like, I get it. You know, you want your friends to be loyal, et cetera. But like, like he's like he's also allowed to be friends with Natalie and he's allowed to see that there's all this bullshit that's going on like between these and that is Marcus who is the real issue in that stupid fight with Natalie and he's allowed to stand up for Natalie and Kim doesn't get to just be like oh because because he stood up for Natalie that then we as a couple are going to fire off like a really hostile mean taxi yeah well there's also there's also the element of being the gay friend because it is kind of like property it's not the same as

being a regular friend for whatever reason. It's just not. It's like, that's my gay friend. And my gay friend wouldn't even be there for me and stands up at this other girl instead, oh, fine. You know, and then it just becomes like, okay, I'm going to ruin the gay friend to everybody else and say all the shit. I don't know, there is something different about it being the gay. It's like they feel like, oh, well, he's the gay. So he's lucky to be with us because he's not with anybody. And he's lucky to have us as an ally as a couple, you know, since he can't have a couple. places the gay, you know, there's something about that. There is. God, you know, this show really is good.

I love the stupid things that we're talking about on this episode. Between this fight and with everything with Jason and Angelica, like, you cannot tell me this show is not entertaining. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, this is a good, this is a good ass show. So, um, and me, my favorite rain cloud. I love that to me, yeah, he's hair flipping. And Kim's like, yeah, but like, whatever.

Like, that wasn't right. And like, I guess I should apologize. And then to me it comes out like, like, like rain cloud. Just like, hi, are we okay? Because, like, it's pretty crowded. So, like, you should get back to work. Thanks. I just love her hatred of everyone.

So, well, she's also, like, the manager of morons. I mean, this is, like, it's like, okay, we're in the middle of a premier party. the restaurant is full, everything's busy, and they're like, do you want to go outside and cry for half an hour? Okay, sure. Yeah. They just like sitting there smoking cigarettes. Like, hello.

I feel like all she wants to do is finish some sort of like bowl from Kava that she got for lunch. And she just can't find the time to do it because everyone is constantly outside having conversations. Can you guys come in and cover the bar so I can finally finish my bowl from Kava? It's always fucking melted. Like her bowl from Kava is always melted by the time she gets back every time. Some sad chickpeas are left. And she's like, well, that's not even fresh anymore. Yeah.

So Kim is like, okay, well, let's maybe try and talk again, you know, because I think I'm obviously struggling with Natalie right now. And like your closeness with her isn't necessarily comforting, nor do I feel comfortable being super close to you right now because of that. So she's like, well, we can make up. But like, you're my toy and you have to be like, you have to stay in my toy chest. Yeah.

Who's gay are you? So he's like, well, love you. Hair flick, hair flick, hair flick. And he's like, I don't feel like Kim is fully hearing me. So at this point, I'm just going to like love her where we are. And I'm just going to move forward and flick my hair a lot until I have an aneurysm. And so because there's like literally nothing I can do except make you wonder why every time I'm sitting here in a confessional, one of my eyes is crying. Have you noticed that?

What is that? Why is his, why is his left eye, our right eye, is always crying? Is did he just do a bump in that part of his like on that side of his nose? Like what's I need to know what's happening. I would like to know why he's dressed like he's a long lost cast member of the movie Widows. Why does he look like he's trying to break into a mansion and steal a vase? Why is Abba styling you? He's got like, I'm going to do my best crimped hair, but like all black leather and glove outfit.

So that way after I'm done with this, I'm going to break into Adrian Maloof's house and take a TV. I mean, like, why is he dressed like this? I don't know, but I think it's working. I think we're just like old feather, dead of gays because I was out last week in, you know, West Hollywood. And I was talking to a gay. And he's like, oh, my God, the new Vanderpump rules. Iconic, the gay, iconic, like instant icon, fucking love him. His fashion, his hair, his gloves.

I was like, wow, I guess. He's serving a look for sure. It's just like very funny for this show. This is a show we're in every confessional. All the guys have like their shirts like unbuttoned down to their navel. And he's like fully buttoned. He's like all the way covered up in all this black. He literally looks like he just took off his bala clava to do the interview and he's going to put it back on.

And he's going to like scale down the side of some museum loop style. I look that bala clas are coming up twice in a recap. So good. Did they? Did you mention a balaclava earlier? Yeah. It was my last act of putting all my clothes and only fans. The Bala Klamma.

Oh, God. So now Jason arrives at the Jiu-Jitsu date. So he arrives and he's like, yeah, Angelica's like a Taekwondo, two-time black belt. Like, it's super impressive. Like, I'm not a pro in Taekwondo, but I love Jiu-Jitsu. So, like, you know, it's just like about turning joints, you know? Like, you're supposed to turn your joints in ways that they're not supposed to go. That's like my thing.

That's great. It's exciting. So he's doing some flips and cartwheels and all this stuff. And Angelica walks in. And Shumul is like, that's cool that you're doing these flips, but you didn't tie your belt correctly. Here, I'll fix that for you. He's just like, you know how to tie your belt.

So we find out, if we find out that she's a second degree black belt in Taekwondo, and she was on the national team for three years, which is crazy. And we see pictures of her doing this. And we see just her practicing. and kicking and it's crazy. It's amazing.

And so she's like, yeah, I mean, this is, like, different because this is, like, joints. And, like, what I knew is, like, and, like, it's different because it's, like, groundwork. So, I don't know. Like, I guess it's strange positions. He's excited to put me in. So now they're going to, they, like, do some exercises and everything.

And Jason, like, like, he, so they're, like, the instructor, like, flips Jason over and then do this thing. And now, like, now, now he's going to, like Jason's gonna flip Angelica over or Angelica's gonna flip Jason over. They're just like doing like floor exercises and stuff and it's like back and forth. But then like Jason like takes Angelica and like whips her around his body and slam to the ground. And she's like, whoa, whoa, that was a lot right there. She's like, what that was super weird.

Yeah, he's getting too aggressive with her. And also she doesn't know this. She doesn't know this discipline. So he's just like swinging her around the slam and go to the ground and like getting on top of her. and it's not sexy. He's just like trying to win. And she's grossed out. She's grossed out by it.

So he now has her paint down on the ground and sort of like a flirty way. And so she's on the ground. And he's like, he's like sort of grappling her. And he's sort of like over her. And at this moment on their date, he goes, I got to be honest with you with something though.

Not going to lie. At the time, I was kind of like talking to somebody. But like, I just want you know that it's done. So it's like, she asked you if you were talking to someone and you said no and now you lied again. Like it's amazing. Like how many like bear traps can you step into?

Like what is wrong with this person? And then he goes, yeah, me and Angelica are starting on a new slate and I feel more vulnerable. I feel more safe with Angelica. I just want to open up to her. I like wearing my heart on my sleeve and showing her who I'm. I truly am. Who you truly are is a liar. A liar and a crazy person.

A liar big time, multiple, multiple time liar. So now he's still on top of her and he's like, so like the person I was talking to was somebody that was like so important to me at the time. But then the time showed me that they weren't the right match. So like I'm open to see what the next step is with you. And she's like, okay. But this is also crazy.

He just shut up. Stop saying. I think he's trying to be like, that's how much I like you is that I got rid of this other person who meant a lot to me. I'm like, do they really mean a lot to you if you met this one girl who you blocked on Instagram? Yeah. And you didn't even want to like hang out with it, Bourne's beanery, but you're going to dump someone over that?

I'm like, no, something is not. This is bullshit over here. Yeah, she's like, can I be honest with you? Could you be honest with me? Let me be honest with you. Could you be honest with me? And he's like, okay, for sure. Do you have a situation going on?

This is the flash fact. So now she's like, whatever, this guy fucking lied to me. And the producer asked her, does Jason know about your ex? And she's like, I mean, yes. And we see a flashback of her saying she still lives with the ex. And he asked, did you say that you were still sleeping with him? And she's like, well, I may not have used those words exactly, but I think it's pretty obvious because I can still live with him. I mean, duh.

Yeah, I mean, she probably should be like a little bit more explicit. but the point is that she asked him if he was in a situation and he said explicitly no. And now he's saying that not only was he not in a situation, he's now saying he was, I'm sorry, now is he not only saying that he was in a situation, but he was with a situation with someone who was really important to him. I was like, why are you so bad at this? Yeah, he really is. So he tries to kiss her.

He's still straddling her. And she's like, no. And she gets out of it. And he's like, okay, well, just where to kiss. I mean, like, that's not the biggest thing. I mean, maybe she's just playing games. I don't know. Oh, you're such a dumb ass.

So, like, impressively dumb. In a way that, like, was refreshing to see. I feel like we haven't seen, we haven't seen this level of idiocy in a little bit. So it feels great to, it feels like a warm hug. So now, speaking of, we now go see the eyebrows over at their apartment

where Chris is filming something. It's like, is he like, they're doing like a joint. No, yeah, they're like doing a joint only fans, but for mothers. day. So fucking weird. Do you blow each other at the end of this? Like, what is happening? It's weird. So he's like, hey, what's going on guys? How you doing? Today we're getting crafty. You can see,

like I've got a bouquet of flower for my mom because Mother's Day is around the corn, even though she doesn't live here. But whatever, I'll enjoy the flowers. Love you, mom. Got my cousin Jason here. We're both Mama's boys. We both love our moms and we both got cornholes. Let's see what we're going to do with them today. I know. Here's a great gift. You can take these flowers and stick them up your cornhole and take a photo of it. That's for you, Mom. Hey, Mom, sorry, can I say happy Mother's Day with my mouthful.

Jesus, Jason, back off, okay? It's not your time yet. When it come on my face, I'm dedicating it to you, Mom. I only got here from my one way, and it's because someone did this with you. So, Jason, this is, again, this is actually, like, you know, we always talk about how the fuck boys are always talking about how they, they really emphasize how much they love their moms. So this is all kind of like only fans fuck boyerism. And so they're doing this.

And Jason's telling us the journey with me and Chris moving to California was just like any typical actor story. You know, the first five months in L.A., I was grinding as a server, working at a spa. And I was also working at a club and I had three jobs. And Chris says, yeah, first moved to L.A. It was like not really what I was expecting. I mean, I thought like, hello, your lead actor for the Tangled reboot is here. But it didn't really happen.

And I sort of thought it would just find me at the diner. But no, we barely had anything. So. Such sad news on that front, by the way. Have you heard of that? The Tangled. New Tangled movie casts Tegan Croft and Milo Mannheim. I mean, you got beat out by a Mannheim.

Cameron Mannheim is somewhere right now. Like, ha, ha, Sacket Vanderpump rules loser. Enjoy blowing your cousin for the next decade. Dang. That was three hours. hours ago, that is for rush news. And that really is Cameron Mannheim's son. I didn't talk it.

Oh, is it? I didn't know that that was really Cameron. I just stood up. Tangled star, Milo Manheim is following in mom Cameron Mannheim's footsteps. There you go. Little Boston legal. Don't fuck with a Boston legal.

B player. I shouldn't call her a B player. Supporting player. She won an Emmy Award for something. Cameron Manheim. For Boston Legal, I think. Or the prize. practice.

One of those. The practice. It was a practice. It's after that. Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. The practice.

Yeah, you're right. Wow, this really is. Sorry, this is like brand new. Brand new news. I don't know why I'm so like shocked by this. But yeah, that is,

that is tough. Sorry, Chris. You would have been a great choice. But unfortunately, I know. I actually felt bad for him. But then I remember it that this is a show about watching people's dreams die.

And I was like so much is happening in season one. Yes. Also, I have to say, I know that Chris feels like he is the perfect. you know, Flynn Rider. I gotta say if I'm gonna choose anyone from Bravo, I'm gonna choose Joe Bradley,

the Southern Charm version, not the below deck version, right? I think we gotta say, it's kind of a Joe Bradley role. I don't remember the man in that movie. I just remember the chick. She was great. I love that movie.

That's all I'm saying. I don't remember the guy doing much. I mean, whatever. The chick had so much. I was like, can you spare a little? It's time for a commercial. It's time for. a crap and's commercial i'm surprised they were able to even make a whole movie out of that i always

like i always loved raponzel as a fairy tale but i always felt like it was a bit one-dimensional it was like oh she got put up in the tower she grew her hair out she let it down he climbed up and then i'm always like how did they get down from there doesn't he once he climbs up the once he climbs up the tower isn't he just stuck in the tower also unless it's like hang nail i got like you get a nail and you hang it and then you like loop your hair around it and so you could use it like as a both way kind of a thing you cut off the hair and then tie it to something in the tower and then no you don't cut off the hair no no you don't cut it off i mean i remember i saw the movie but i just i don't remember that much don't cut off the hair yeah just come like it sounds like a gross live action movie though

because in cartoons the hair looks cute you know what i mean it's like oh my god it just as long but hair that that's long in real life is just not cute. It's all damaged and like issues. There's probably bugs living in it. It's going to be an awkward live action movie. I'm just saying right now. They're going to be like Cameron Mannheim's son was disgusting trying to manhandle all that hair. Cameron's going to be like, damn it, we worked so hard for this.

We should have let the Vanderpump kids rule. Vanderpump rules kids take it. Oh, God. according to Google AI it says in the classic Brothers Grim version the Rapunzel story ends with the witch banishing Rapunzel to the wilderness where she has twins and her

prince blinded by thorns after jumping from the tower see that's what happens you can't get back down he had to jump out of the tower finds her by voice and the tears of her joy heal his sight so basically she was now we saw up to the woods I know I was like isn't this just into the woods I think Google AI messed up because I'm like she was in the

tower and then her mom was like fuck you get out of my tower. I was protecting you. Now you're going in the wilderness. Enjoy your kids. You got knocked up. You got knocked up. No, you know what's how very nowhere. Rapunzel's like, I'm on only fans guys now. So I've been like kicked out of my tower and I'm just like on only fans. And then you sign up and she's like not even showing anything. She's braiding her hair. You're like, what the fuck, Rapunzel?

Wow. Didn't promise you anything. Okay, so we're watching the boys make this Mother's Day video. They're now jerking each other off while Jason tells us, yeah, like, when we first got here, like, it was bad. We were living in our fucking cars. And Chris is like, yeah, dude, my Volkswagen Jedi. Oh, God, right there. Just get the nuts a little. All our clothes were in trash bags.

Jason's like, yeah, I was using trash bags and clothes as warmth at night and your body heat. And honestly, bro, I was just getting sick of ramen noodles and fucking cat food. Oh, God, this, I forgot. I forgot about this detail. Well, first of all, it's also funny, like, using your trash bags and clothes as warmth at night. And you and your body heat. These two. I mean, can I sign out?

Where do I sign up again? I'm willing to go back. So then Jason tells us, yeah, man, when I got here, I was trying to eat clean. and I didn't have any money to do it. So I was eating cat food. Really? And a producer's like, what does cat food taste like and have you seen Great Gardens?

And he was like, um, tastes like canned tuna, like the one you get at Ralph's. You mean not the one you get at like Bristol firms. Not the one you get at Arawan. And he's like, honestly,

shout out to them. I was shredded. I love that. That's what he prioritized. He was like, I don't have enough money for anything. Like, scraping things by, but got to look good, which honestly, it's L.A. So I actually, that is the

journey for, for many actors. I mean, it worked. The cat food stock just went up. I just imagine so many, so many queens in this town, especially being like, you know what, he did it, I can do it. Cat food, it is. Cat food is. Fancy feasts. Yeah. So, no. Oh, sorry, go ahead. That was you going to say that. So they're just doing their, like, they're doing this photo shoot with their manager, which is funny. This, this random girl. And Jason's like, yeah, Chris and I were just trying to figure out how we're going to make money faster. And I see all these social media people. And I'm thinking to myself, how are they going to make money like this?

And I'm like, do we need a backstory for why you decide to join Onlyfans? I think it's pretty obvious. You're on. Okay, it's an option. You took it. We get it. And so meanwhile, they come at the same time, which is really impressive. And Jason's like, yeah, subscribe.

if you want to see Justin Fox's page. And Chris is like, yeah, like and subscribe if you want to see Axel Stone's page. Oh, God, Italian Stallion 3. Yeah, find me. Italian Stallion 3. I love that you're in Italian Stallion 3. Listen, it's hard enough getting into the live action

tangled being Italian Stallion 1, you know? But 3? Yeah. Also, I just looked up Axel Stone, and it's actually a street fighter character. I was like, you named your porn name after Street Fighter. of course he did wait who's wait who's say it

who was that Axel stone that's Chris Chris is what didn't he say he's Italian stallion oh no you're right yeah he says this but I just like there's actually another Axel Stone there's also another porn star named Axel Stone this is what I'm discovering as I'm looking here on I did Axel Stone only fans and all sorts of

fascinating things have shown up but wait I just looked up Italian Stallion 3. And this is not him. This is some guy who just had a baby. He's like, hey, I'm a Italian stallion 3. So wait. Who's he saying to follow?

You need to get better at this. I'm trying, I'm trying to get a boner, guys. Who's this Italian stallion three? Okay, what's his other name? Axel Stone page. Axel Stone with no E, I suppose. I don't know. Maybe there is an E.

Stone. Naked. I'm going to look up. Justin Fox. Justin Fox only fans. Let's see if anything shows. up. Yes, view profile. It's like it's sensitive. Are you sure you want to look at it? Yes, I'm sure. Oh yeah. Okay. So it is Axel, Axel the Stone. So you see, they're not even good, but it says Axel the Stone hasn't posted.

Do I need to describe? I will say, I looked up Justin Fox, who is Jason. And I said, Justin Fox only fans. And I did not find anything particularly good there, but there is another Justin Fox, who was a porn star, and he is quite impressive, I will say. Good for you, other Justin Fox. This one is like Justin with a Y and two X's. There's a Justin Fox who comes up taking nude photos of himself in the airport bath, like airplane bathrooms. He's doing great work. He's like this big, beefy guy. Good for him. Yeah, I can't find him. Okay, we'll have like a full, we'll have a full at least X breakdown one of these days. So he's like, yeah.

We'll do it at South Beach. Yeah, we'll do it at the South Beach Food Wine Festival. Hell yes. Hell yes. So Jason's like, yeah, people were hitting me up on Instagram, left and right, saying, you should do only fans. And then like all of a sudden it was just like Eureka. And Chris is like, yeah, Jason started only fans before me.

And I just saw how much money he was making. And I wanted to make as much fucking money as we could. So we did it. And now they're in leopard underwear. and they're going, happy Mother's Day. So stupid. Did you mention this line from Chris? I may have been looking at older fans,

pictures at this point, but did you mention this line when he said, you know, serving, you can make good money, but we were still in the hole. Oh, God. You've got to really.

You're still in it. You're literally in it in this scene. You are really, really shunning it off. Okay. So, yeah, they're like in the leopard. until I see Happy Mother's Day.

So their photographer slash manager leaves. And then Jason goes, okay, well, I got to study Shakespeare because I got my scene tomorrow. I was like, no. Oh. So, so good. So then we go to Shane getting dressed.

He's like, oh, yeah, wine for the lady, fruit punch for the man. That's how it's going to go today. and he's getting ready for like a date and he's telling us in one point in my life it genuinely was dude how do we get late all the time i didn't care about the consequences of that but you know what now i'm older i've been humbled by life men it's more like hallowie tell the truth but still gonna need none needs met le bro shame davis baby yeah so you are still thinking how do we get late all the time you're just saying now i'm not going to lie about it and by the way in this scene that happens he literally lies about it yeah he goes women that sexual needs too i'm here to fulfill him he yeah yeah baby so this girl christin arrives and he's like hey sorry my dog didn't go crazy

for a second and she's like it's okay i love dogs he's like yeah christian's an absolute baddie and i met her on set what set was it doesn't matter when you're a model All the world's a set. And I'm hyped up that she's finally back in a dating pool because I think the situation Natalie kind of made me insecure. Got all these guys leaning into like, now I'm insecure. I'm vulnerable.

It is hilarious. This is such a 2026 version of this show. It's kind of amazing. We see two weeks ago Natalie being like, you shot all your cards. It's like making me kind of bored. So now he's like, and now I'm just going to like have a couple of solid dates after.

all this confusion just to get my mojo back. Yeah. He's like, oh my God, how did I just soap? Oh, yeah, it's a twist top, baby. It's a twist time of the wine. This time my life was wondering how do I trick a cork out of a bottle, but now I'm all about the twist off. Hey, he, ha, ha, ha, hey.

Hope you don't mind, I'm gonna have some fruit puns, okay? She's like, okay. So she's like, sorry, started drinking with you. statue. So, what have you been up to? It's like, most of screenwriting, you know how to go. Yeah. I got my life story, which I'm working on. Pretty much a whole fucking thing, because, yeah, I got shot when I was young. I was paralyzed. I had learned to walk and shit.

Maybe you've heard about it. Probably not, because my story's not out yet. Biopic, baby. I'm calling it 8 Mile 2. So 16 Mile? Huh? I don't get it. So she's like, wow. Can I see your gunshot wounds? Yeah.

Look, I put band-aids on the fun gunshot wounds. I always know where they are when I want to press and check. Oh, God. It's on my half-titty. And then he tells us, yeah, I've got a problem with trauma dumping, but you know what? I'm an over-shower, but using those gunshot wounds has a lure to show off the hard work I've been putting on half-titty. Not a bad idea. Yeah.

I got this one in high school. And so it's the devil reaching for hope. That's my hope tattoo. The devil reaching for hope. Like, wait, so the devil, you're saying the devil's trying to take hope or the devil is, like, actually trying to find hope. The devil's trying to be hopeful right now.

I like that the devil really just, like, wants to be understood. He's like, oh, I don't know, please. Hope. It's like, no, stop. This is a reminder that you have to have. I'm assuming it's like, this is a reminder that you've got to keep hope alive because otherwise the devil's going to take it away from you.

So therefore I've got a tattooed on my shoulder in case I forget to have hope. What an absolute fucking tool. I love it. She goes, wow, I love it. He's like, yeah, yeah, I want to make out? And then he gets a text. And it says, here. And she goes, oh, a text from someone named Karina.

And he goes, oh, that's my fucking sister. Let me text back waiting your car. Or I'm telling mom. She's like, I want to fuck you. Wow, you have a weird relationship with your sister. That's just the way we talk. That's it. That's fine.

Anyway, you got to go. Got to go. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. She goes, look, I don't care. I'm with somebody, but I don't care as long as they're up front. He goes, yeah, right. Yeah, that's pretty good. Okay, get out of here before she sees you.

Okay. Yeah, ethical non-monogamy is making sure up front that a woman knows that your intentions are not for exclusive commitment. Kristen's dating other people and she's cool with it. I'm like, um, ethical non-monogamy, what you're describing is just like guys being like, so it's where this is like not a thing, right? So we can see other people. That's not ethical non-monogamy.

That's just like you having your cake and eating it too. Low carb, of course. Yeah. Yeah. So I know you got to get to that concert. And she's like, uh, what concert? I got you tickets. Here's your concert.

Go. Have fun. Bye. Bye. But we are definitely seeing each other again. All right. Too do. Do have a good one.

And come in Carina. Oh, yeah. Napoli's, it's literally like watching, like, Colbert or something like that. Okay. And now coming to the stage is Carita. Yeah. Someone else who looks exactly the same. Different, same girl, different tattoos.

So the producer says, you're seeing multiple people, but you're very transparent. That's right. That's a good monogamy, mother chucker. Okay, but then why didn't you tell Kristen that Karina was coming? And he's like, Yikes. I can't really say it. I just can't say him. Come on, man. So he's like, have you been good, Karina?

She's like, mm-hmm. So what about yourself? He's like, I'm all right. And then he like leans in and just starts to kiss. And like, want to watch a movie? Let's watch something scary. Let's watch the ice score. Oh, scary. So go on the weaver. And Jane is like, look, Karina loves movies. I have the best. VHS collection upstairs. Don't have a VHS player, but I have a collection. So what I do is I hold one and one, one hand and one of the other. I do like a little puppet show with the VHS as puppets.

It's so good. We got five minutes into it, then we just bone. Yeah, Karina's really into the first five minutes of movies. Oh, yeah. So stupid. So now we go to Angelica's apartment, and Audrey comes over. And, um, Angelica's like, um, bro, literally standing up just now.

Like, um, I, like, it totally felt it. I got my back blown out in the worst away by man yesterday. Yeah. A word of silence for my vertebrae. Not gonna lie. And at the end of it, he was like, oh, by the way, I just want to be honest. Like, I did cut off the girl I was talking to. And I was like, okay.

And then after telling me this, he tried to kiss me. And I was like, I just like, don't want anything to do with Jason. a lot. So she's like, let's go over my history with Jason. So we flirted for a full day, and that was super cute, and then he made out with another girl, and then he invites me to a place and doesn't show up, and then we do a weird

day where he injures me, like, can we just move forward from this situation? Like, what the fuck, bro? So, Audrey's like, did he tell you about his other job? They're O-F? She's like, only fans. They really kind of got so well on

this show. I was just like, yeah, you didn't know about it she's like what like that's like another red flag like what is the content she's like i don't want to know i'm like so desensitized only fans because like ever since i've had like a phone i've like known what it was like i won't say like i've never thought about doing only fans but you can express yourself how you want and make like a lot of money and then fuck off to europe and like marry a prince like i don't know if they would like want anyone who only does who does only fans but you know what they wouldn't have to know i love this narrative that she has for herself that you do only fans for enough money to then fly off and marry into royalty.

Yeah. I think it's harder than people make it sound, only fans, because everybody's on it, you know? I think it's like you're out there like wheeling and dealing and hustling. And I think I told you this, but at my niece's high school, there was a mom doing only fans. And she wrote on the back of her car with like paint on the window, you know, when people do that, like, just graduated. But instead of that, it said like, only fans. And it had her like QR code. And so all the dad, she was getting in trouble.

because all the dads were like sitting in the carpool line and going to her only fans, you know? Like, you have to work it. Yeah. It's does competition out there. It's really very difficult. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So Audrey's like, can I tell you a funny story?

So Chris and I were hanging out after our surf lesson. And like, I'd been like drinking. And he goes, you want to just stay at my place? And I was like, sure. I mean, it was like PG-13. But in the morning I needed a shower. so he's like second door to the right. So I go to the shower and there's like,

do you know what a penis pump is? She's like, what does that entail? She's like, yeah. It's like to get like, I don't know, like to get an erection or like erectile dysfunction or something. It's like, oh my God, poor thing. He says, yeah, but like it was staring me down. And then we see, don't we see it?

Isn't this where we see it? They show us a picture of, okay, so not only is it the penis pump, it's also a big rubber puset that's in there. Did you notice the big. rubber butt thing. Yeah. I saw that. Well, I was wondering if, because I saw,

I feel like I saw the pump because I saw the thing. But then I saw, then I saw the, the, yes, I saw the, the flesh, the flesh, um,

what's it called? The flesh, I don't know. I just call it a fake, what else do you call it? The flesh pump, the flesh. You know,

the flesh thing. It's called a flesh. I don't you lazy for stuff like that, honestly. Like all the gadgets and the things and that's too much. But yeah, I noticed what it was. It was like, no, it's not a flashlight. I know what those are.

A flashlight is different. It looks like a flashlight. But this was like a butt. You know, it looked like a little butt. Oh, so maybe what I thought was a flashlight was the penis bump. And then I did not see them. I did not. And then I do know that there are those like butts that like you can fuck.

Yeah, it's like a butt and a pussy say. And so. So that's in the. there too. And so she's like, yeah. And I was like staring me down. I was like mid. Oh, she's like, yeah, I was like staring me down. I was like mid shampoo. And me and the penis pump locked eyes. And I was like, hey. And it was like, what are you doing here? And I was like, what are you doing? Yeah. So he sees her in the hall and he goes, hey, I thought you were in my bathroom. And she's like, I was. And he goes, no, that's not my bathroom. That's Jason's bathroom. She's like,

God. So I just want to point out that this stuff is in the public bathroom that's in the hallway for the guest to use. And it seems like this will be an issue because the previews for next week, they're doing a photo shoot and Angelica says, three, two, one, say penis pump. And then it looks like Chris gets mad at Audrey because like, why are you making fun of the penis pump? And then Audrey gets mad at Angelica. Like, why would you say that? Why would you out that? But I'm like, this penis pump is in the public bathroom. of your apartment and also you're on only fans. Well, it's Jason's bathroom. But still, but it's Jason's bathroom, but she said I went down the hallway. But the implication of the bathroom is public facing. So Angelica's like, Ew, I need to shave my ears and grow new ears. I wish I was like a starfish because like they can regrow their ligaments.

So Angela. She's like, I want to cut off my ears, but then I want, I want them. to grow back again. So then Angelica, Angelica is just lying there. She's like, oh, my knees and back hurt a lot. He's like, my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack. They are out of commission right now.

Well, yeah, that's two out of three things that he had in his bathroom. So Andrew's like, like, well, we're going to the Abbey tonight because we just want to like gross out all the gay people who are just trying to have a fun time. No, it's just like going to be like fucking dancing. Yeah, that's a straight place. Like shake ass. So now at the Abbey, Audrey's there with Mary Faith and Parker. And they're talking about Venus bringing his sister.

And then Natalie comes and, you know, but I don't know. It's just like, hello, hello, hello, hello. So then the boys come. Chris comes. And he's like, whoa, I'm big on charcutory guys. And Audrey's like, I'm obsessed with people ordering for me. So go for it. It's like, oh yeah, you're in good hands with me.

I know my way around charcutory. I just made some for my mom and then jerked off all over it. So then it's on my this video. Venus has a sister, Savannah. And he's like, Savannah is my youngest sibling. And she is in my eyes. It's just like perfect in every single way. But you want to like know a little bit of dirt on Savannah.

She hooked up with Peter once. Yeah, that Peter. Savannah, what the fuck were you doing? She's probably like, thanks. Thanks for unnecessarily telling America all about that. I'm not a cast member on your show. Okay, I'm already mortified. Meader is Peter, and he's catching strays in every episode.

So then Angelica and Peterson, Angelica and Jason hang out, and she's like, my back hurt. And he goes, what is it from jiu-jitsu? Is it like from jiu-jitsu? She goes, yeah, because like you were rough. It's like when I stand, I feel this like electric shock and it shoots down my whole spine.

Like, it's scary. And he goes, yeah, you should go to a chiropractor. Yeah. She's like, you should send her to a fucking car. He's backblower. She says she's getting an MRI tomorrow. And he's like, yeah, it's probably just like a pinch nerve. It happens to me like all the time.

Oh, you ordered food? It shows up. He's like somehow thrown off by this. He's like, do you have any, uh, give any friscus in that? Any fancy feasts? And she's like, yeah, I think actually like Chris ordered it. He's like, hell yeah. I'm just in pain.

So. Okay. Yeah. I'm just, I can't really stand. Yeah. Yeah, well, damn, I want to eat that, but I can't have cheese because I'm not a cheese guy. God, what do you want? I put some on the plate for you, like, fucking Bakke-onassus.

I'm just trying to give you a lot of hands that I don't want to talk anymore. So I'll get it. They need forks. Yeah. Okay, I really can't talk about churker religious sticks with you anymore. It's kind of driving me nuts. So I just want to tell you something. I just really, I really like you.

and I might be like, I think we might be better off as friends. I just feel like a little overwhelmed. And when you tried to kiss me, it made me, I don't know. I just like, I don't know. But I feel like, I don't know. I just think that like, can you walk away now? Because I can. Okay, okay.

Well, like, I'm totally cool with being friends, I guess. I hope your back feels better. And so he tells us deep, deep down, I'm hurt. Like, I could feel my ego trying to cover it up and be like, Jason, don't act hurt. But, like, we just had a date. And I had a chance to show her who I am when I was on top. of her and she was pinned to the ground. Now it's just all cut off.

Like all the feeling in her feet probably. God, what a wuss. Sir, you did show her who you were. You had three chances to. Okay. That's why she's leaving. You blew her off. Yeah.

You blew her off the first night. You were a no show the second night. And the third time you tried to kiss her while also giving her back injuries. Yeah. So he tells Chris that he got dumped. And Chris is like, whoa, bro. She's playing games. She's playing games, bro.

And he gets like way too. mad. You guys are weird. Just date. Like, I know this frowned upon, but like, you're too mad and it's creepy. And then he's like, I mean, they just had a jih Tzu class and apparently she can't stand up, but she walked her ass over here. It's like, well,

she can walk. She's not like an invalid now, but her back... If she's not moving a chair with a straw in her mouth, she's like just a total fake according to him. And he's like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know her, but like, she's like got weird fake energy. So like, I can't really tell her motives.

What are her motives? She just dumped him. It's not like she's playing games with him. She said, I don't like you. And she left him. That's not a game. The one who's acting squirrely is Jason. He's the one acting crazy.

And then he's the one who's like, he's upset that like she broke things off with him when he was the one who was like, you're clingy and I don't want to talk with you anymore. And then decide, so like that already happened. And then on top of that, he decided he did want to talk to her. And then he blew her off. It's crazy. And then Chris says, yeah, she actually sent Jason a picture of her at the gym the other day

after jujitsu. So like she's full of shit. That's what she is. And she posted, uh, on Instagram last night. She was like, um, here's a picture I supposedly texted him. It's from my Instagram. So. Yeah. So then, uh, in comes Shane. So he sits down Angelica. He's like, Hey, what's up? How are you? Hey, ha, ha, ha. Hey, nice your kiddry man. Why's your cat food on it? And Angelica's like, yeah, you look like really good tonight. He's like, oh damn. Yeah. You look really good tonight. What's going on over here? You want to sit down?

Oh, you're already sitting down. That's so cool. How convenient to sit down too? He's like, yeah, because like I see you, but I don't get to talk to you. Like, yeah, I was a little worried about coming at you just because at first I was like, I don't know what she's feeling, you know? But why didn't you say hi? Because I just sit and step on Jason's toes, because, you know, like he needs those toes. It's pretty short.

Like he needs to stand on them. You know what I mean? I mean. She goes, His tiny little toes. You don't want to hurt his tiny little feelings. He's telling his little

a secret smile. So he says, I always thought Angelica was hot, but I thought she was really madly in love with Jason. Broke her's super important, but the chemistry is just happening right now. Sorry, broco.

Sorry, broco. I think you're hot, but, like, I also, like, don't know you. He's like, yeah, you don't need another X. That's all there. to it. Do you like movie?

Period. With the tea at the end. And that's all I want to know. And he's, so now he's like, oh my God, look, look what's happening behind us.

Look what's happening, you guys. And I was just like, oh my God, I'm pretty sure it's been 0.5 seconds since she was talking to Jason. I mean,

girl, we do not have to homie hop. We can do a homie walk. I'm like, no, that's just 0.5 seconds since she broke up, but she wasn't talking about Jason for a while.

So then Shane is like, yeah, I'm in this weird space where I'm trying not to get too attached to anything. It's a weird space called the past 10 years of my eye, probably. Yeah, so you're just like trying to fuck everything with a pulse? Yeah, check, check, check. Okay, well, let me see if got a pulse. Wait, you don't have a pulse girl.

Oh my God. Oh, my God, she's dead. She's literally dead. This is fucking crazy. She's dead. She died. She died of the jitzy mascots. She's reanimated.

Someone help me. Someone got her cat a steak. Put it through her hair. She's dead on me. So Chris is like, oh, she's going to be petty. Well, I'm on a bud in. So Chris and she, I mean, Angelica and Shane are like, he's got his arm around her in this booth. So Chris comes up and he's like, whoa, what's going on here?

What's going on here? And Shane's like, I'm just having conversation, nice conversation. And Angelica's like, yeah, it's just like two really nice, sweet people just trying to get to know each other. And Chris is like, well, it's looking a little bit more than that, okay? He's like, yeah, well, this is actually. you and that's it okay this is what we do and okay bro well good luck with her good luck with her she goes oh my god what the fuck does that mean like he's acting like he dated before we he wishes he dated me chris did such a good job wow going in saying hey what's going on all right have a great night

bye good luck like wow be careful with her be careful what an ass so she's like oh my god didn't he He just, like, use his penis pump to come over here and cockbock me. Dun, dun, done. That was pretty good. That's a good line. So Chris is like, you know, that piss. This pisses me off because obviously Jason is my fucking best friend, you know? Shane's my boy.

Is Shane going to do Jason dirty like that? But when it comes to Brocode, you just don't do that shit, man. Yeah. So then, um, Venus is like, yeah, I don't get that shit. I don't understand what's happening with that. So then everybody's all mad about this thing. So Angelica's like, Oh my God,

I hope I ate enough so the tequila doesn't take over the situation. He goes, Let it take over, baby. Let it take over. She said, oh, my God, put the tongue away. He's like, sorry, I can't. You keep pulling it. The fuck out.

She's like, oh, God, I hope your pull-up game is great. Whoa. This is really escalating here. She's like, fuck that bullshit. Let's have some fun. Yeah. The matter of everyone goes to dance, but they're all mad. So they're like, we're dancing because we're mad now.

We're going to get our anger out on the dance floor. So they're dancing. And he's like, you look so good. And she's like, you're so disarming. I appreciate that. This is part of that Riz that you have with all the girls, right? Riz. He's like, God.

People. Yeah. So they see that everyone else is dancing. So they go join them to dance. And then Marcus goes to check. out if Jason's okay. And Chris is like, dude, he's fine, bro. Leave him alone.

He's like, I don't give a fuck. And Natalie's like, I dodged a bullet right there. Dun, done, done. So what's going to happen? And then it ends with Marcus going, what a whore. And then those two. And then Shane and Angelica kiss on the dance floor,

which is pretty quick. But you know what? I support it. Just because Jason was a fucker and he deserves to, They weren't dating. Come on. Give me a fucking break. How many times is that guy going to stand her up?

So stupid. Exactly. What a horse. Shut the fuck up, Marcus. Idiot. I'm glad to know that this show is just going to keep idiotic men at the forefront. You know, because I love ragging on idiot men, but good Lord. So fun.

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