Watch What Crappens - 3154 Rhobh S15e04 Part Two Sedona Nobis Pacem

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe women head to Sedona, Arizona on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and along the way Amanda reveals herself to be the a-hole we knew she’d be.  But maybe it’s worth it just to see the other women squirm. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So Amanda's saying, well, yeah, I mean, that's like a strong phase. But like if it's true, then maybe you shouldn't say that about the father of your children. And sudden agrees. Yeah, I'd agree. Or the lady who lives on a main road, you know, somewhat in a better neighborhood than you. shouldn't say that about those people either. And Jennifer says, well, I think the thing is that if she's talking about it among friends, and we're going to give her advice, then that's just what women do when we break up. I mean, you're not supposed to say my husband's an alcoholic. I mean, who can you say it to if you can't say it to your friends? Which I also agree.

Like, if you're going through a divorce with someone that's an alcoholic, it's like you don't have to fucking pussyfoot around it. It's like saying like I'm an alcoholic. doesn't give you free reign to just ruin everybody else's lives and have them not comment on it. Also, like, like at the risk of being like a little sort of blunt about something like this, like isn't part of the recovery process like the apologies, the making the amends. And so like, you know, if he is grappling with this and dealing with this, there probably has been some damage along the way leading up to this. And Dorete has probably dealt with it.

And now he's being like, well, that's crazy. I mean, how could she call me that? That's ridiculous. It's like, sir, like her calling you that is probably much less significant than the damage she probably received on on the other end. And I'm not trying to be like, oh, he's a sucky person because he has, you know, you know, an issue of alcoholism. It's not that. But it's like, it's like she, if this is like she probably had to deal with a lot worse than you having to deal with her just saying that on TV. Right. You had to deal with her saying. you're an alcoholic, but she had to deal with you being an alcoholic. In other words. Yes, exactly. So Jennifer says, well,

what did you think of Erica? Have you ever met one-on-one or hung out with her or anything like that? And Amanda's like, um, give me something to work with here. Yeah. Well, yeah,

well, I ordered a mocktail. Like, how do I say this? It's like so difficult when you're gluten-free and extremely rich. But, um, she said,

um, mocktail boring. Don't be boring. So that was kind of loud and interesting to say to somebody that you don't know. And then later I was saying that I have two babies who are cancers. And she said, well, you know what you do with cancers? You cut them out and like get rid of them and leave them on the floor because cancer is terrible. And everybody agrees.

So I thought that was kind of harsh to say about kids. I mean, God, to a rich person. And she said that about very wealthy children. And then we see the flashback to Erica saying, Cancels can be either highly emotional or kind of like mean. And Amanda's like, yeah, anger is an emotion though. And Erica's like, uh, whatever. Yeah, it's an emotion.

Um, so Amanda, we come back to president. Amanda's like, so I was like, um, okay, I think I got you. Something that was meant to intimidate me, didn't intimidate me. And I was like, so you think that she meant to intimidate you by, by that? She's like, yeah, because that was like, the way she said mean she basically was like trying to be like my kids are going to grow up to be mean and i was like um i'm not intimidated by that at all oh god you're bullied by fucking astrological you know astrological sign um qualities Amanda you're not made for this group and that was erika being nice which i think everybody's like what that was Erica being mean to you oh just you wait just you wait also Amanda that was your chance when when Erica said boring that was your chance to say really you're the one calling something boring Erica Jane.

So Jennifer tells us, Amanda may be in for a real awakening if she thinks those comments were hopeful because Erica can give back as good as she gets. She's sort of like a, she's like a Catherine wheel that's attached to a car and you're just driving down the highway and the sparks are going everywhere

and your car just explodes. And Amanda's like, yeah, that was an exchange that could have gotten me like really offended to her, but like instead, I felt like I got her in that moment. So like it was okay, because I got her because I was like, anger's and emotion, guys.

Wasn't that good? Wasn't that really good, you guys? I'm not really understanding any of her points, I have to say. And Sutton's like, well, there is not, there's no way that you got Erica in that moment. So don't think for two seconds that you got her in that moment.

I'm like, I know. They showed this moment like a few times. They've been promoting it all week. Like this is actually for like two weeks. I mean, it's been forever since the show's been on the air. And they're like, when we come back from break,

Sutton is going to tell Amanda's, you did not get her. And I thought it was going to be something like, like, oh, Amanda kind of gave it back to Erica. And Sutton's like, oh, you think you got her, got one over on her, but you didn't. But actually, I think the context was, you think you understand Erica, but you don't.

And how dare you assume that you know Erica Jane, the way we know her? Like, that was my takeaway, which was. I took it as her saying like, oh, girl, you think you got Erica. America, wait, because she's going to rip you right up and down the center. You know, you know nothing about her. But, yeah, I can see.

Well, either way, it's like, yeah, I can see your way to. I don't know. Either way, I thought it was anticlimactic. Yeah, it was. I thought about all the ways it could be. And I was like, oh, that wasn't as good. The best part was Jennifer going, okay, Reba. Like, oh, Jennifer is coming for Sutton in little ways, you know, and Sutton feels it.

Yeah. She's like, oh. So then we go to. Amanda and her confessional and she's like, I mean, I don't know why Sudden's reacting so strongly. I mean, I just said I had a negative reaction with Erica and like positively turned it into a positive one. So like clearly Erica's a trigger for Sutton. So whatever she's putting out there right now has more to do with Erica than me. I'm rich. I didn't I didn't get the sense that she turned it into a positive. I just got the sense that Erica tried to make a joke and you tried

to make it a thing and it fell flat. It's falling. I mean, Amanda has the quality you need where she's taking something that's not offensive and trying to turn it into something offensive. But you need that quality on this show. But she's, she's misfiring. She's kind of giving some Angel Massey vibes. I'm not going to lie. But, because she's sort of bragging about stuff to people who are like, just don't care. And she also is, she thinks she keeps on like, like, she thinks she like just someone really badly.

and she really didn't. But the fact is that she's getting under the skin of all these people. And she's not the hero that I want, but it's the one that we deserve. So one that we got. So Jennifer's like, wow, a sudden silence descends upon the table. Well, I think that that's a good way to be. And so Carol comes at and she's like, all right, we got some tote pads, motherfuckers, one up. You know, you never leave my house without a press.

And so it sounds like, oh my gosh, there's so much stuff in here. Amanda, is this what your gift bags look like or do you have to pay $3,000 to get a gift bag from you? Okay. Okay, let's look what's in here. So they're all going. I love stuff. Stuff is one of my favorite things. Stuffing and stuff, fun stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff.

Stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff. These are a few of my favorite stuffs. I just love stuff. Thank you for all the steps. I'll put them in my second home, which is next to my first home that I only use for parties. I didn't mean that as a brag.

Sorry, Amanda, I know you actually use your toe to live in. So now we go. Speaking of homes, we go to Erica's house where she's packing for Sedona with Laya. Oh, yeah, Sedona's gonna be fucking hot. I need one of those sun hats, not one of those Kathyilton coffee filter hats.

And then we see Amanda, and she's packing up with her daughter and Amanda's like, Souten's had to bring tennis shoes, so are we going to go Gucci or Louis Vuitton? Like, new balance. That means you're going hiking.

Don't wear your Gucci or Louis Vuittons. And her daughter picks the louis. So she's like, oh my God, you're such a helpful little rich girl. I'm so proud of you. And then we go to the private jet. Sutton's chartering a private jet. And there's a free plate.

and Jennifer comes in and she's like, Oh, Sedona, here we come. Oh, my gosh, a fruit plate. I worry about the fruit flies. So it's just like, fruit flies? Why would you even invoke the name of fruit flies right now? No one just got rid of Avi.

So then Jennifer is like, okay, I brought cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. And then Rachel comes on and she's like, oh my God, like look what I'm wearing. This is like sort of like a last minute. like add-on situation because I realized like wait we're going to Sedona I need to moisturize I was like Caius show me how to moisturize I feel like you're like the moisturizing king of the household now show me you're lifting me up right now I could totally

wear a cowboy hat as long as my hair is moisturized yeah guys it was like last minute but I was like guess what stop the presses everybody gather around I'm bringing the cowboy hat yeah my fashion inspo for Sedona was like dead dead bananas dying in the sun And you know what? Like my bohemian self was like, let's do a little fringe. Let's do some captains. Let's do suede. Let's do luberderm.

But here's the thing. Like every single one of us did it different. She's like, I love when she's like, here's the thing. We all did it different. Like Rachel Zoh is like, guys, this is crazy. We're all on a plane and we all wore different clothes. I'm Rachel Zoh. You guys want to hear about how we wore different styles?

Yeah. I'm Rachel Zoh. And this is my fashion breakdown for the plane. I was like Bohemian. I looked great. Swayed, cowboy hat, last minute additions. Erica was like fun, like travel clothes. She looked like a mom in a drive-thru, you know, like a pickup line, mommy pickup line. Kyle was in denim and turquoise. I mean, she even had on a turquoise watch in a turquoise Kelly bag. Now, the internet's going crazy because it was actually a Birkin and not a Kelly bag, but they're both are maids, so all of you can fuck off. And then, of course, Bose walks in like a queen. I mean, what am I going to say about her? I mean, feathers, seriously.

And then Amanda got on the plane with LV logos bigger than my head. And she really felt it. I said it. I said it. By the way, that was the last minute edition. And we see Amanda. Amanda comes on the plane. I mean, when you can make Dorit look tasteful and classy, that is saying something.

She looks ridiculous. She's wearing LV printed everything. A hat even. A belt. A purse. I mean, she looks so lottery winner, you know? Like she looks, oh, she's just trying so hard. And so Rachel, this is like Rachel's, this is the equivalent of Rachel being as shady as she possibly can be.

She goes, is it Sedona? Probably not. Did she love it? Yeah. And that's like her vibe. So really got her on that one. I was being so vulnerable right now. Being so vulnerable in my eyes when I shaded her.

So guys, shocker, Derreet is not there. She's the only one not there. And Amanda's like, so, Doreet's a late person. And Carl's like, the amount of times that this has happened. And then we see, we don't actually see clips of her being late. I really wish that we, they really hate Teddy on this show because we should have had a teddy waiting in that restaurant for Dereet. That was the best Teddy moment ever, which he gave it to Doret for being late. And so we see the time passing 1.15, 2 p.m. 2.15, 9 p.m.

She's like, oh, my God, you're not supposed to be late on a private jet because like you'll lose your airspace, you know? And like, just think of it. If moisturiser sat on a private jet that Doreet was supposed to go on, the moisturizer wouldn't have made it to my son and Kaius wouldn't have moisturized to count. Yeah, somewhere there's an alligator walking around waiting to be pet and it can't be pat until it's been moisturized and we fly there on our jet. So then she finally arrives 90 minutes late, which is crazy. So fucking rude.

That's like Lisa Hawstein levels. That is just so fucking rude. DeRee does it all the time. They should have left her ass. They should have left her. But of course, Doreet's like, but it was difficult to have a woman, a woman going through divorce. You're always late. You're fucking rude.

And I would leave you. If I was your husband, I would leave you for this. It's called get on to the American Airlines, fly to Sky Harbor and Phoenix. Get an Uber and take yourself up to Cibona at this point. Okay. Sorry. You missed it. You just, you missed it.

Like, I feel like, like, like, if you have all those people. And Rachel, honestly, Rachel's right. You're going to miss your slip. Like, you can't just like be waiting around. You just fly whenever you're going to fly. doesn't work that way, but she's like, well, I had a travel emergency between my mother and my child. And my child had the weight of the world on his shoulders, which caused the plane to be grounded. So until we took the weight off, they could take off from Florida.

So I'm an hour late, but I made it. Isn't that what flying private is for? No, flying private is not to sit on the tarmac waiting for you for an hour and a half. You just stole the luxury out of this whole thing. You stupid, stupid animal. How dare you? How dare you? You did.

Like, you crushed everyone else's luxury. point of flying private is you show up in your car, you don't go through security, you jump on the plane, you're somewhere in an hour. You just ruined it for everybody. You asshole. And she's like, but I'm only an hour late. You're 90 minutes late. You're such a liar to read. You're such a liar. Okay, now I'm team Kyle being on team PK. Because because this is how to read acts. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and's commercial. I probably would not be on team to read if I, if she were my actual friend, because this, this sort of bullshit happens all the time. She probably sucks all the energy and all the life out of you. But I wouldn't pretend to be, I was team to read. I would just be like, oh, so sorry to hear that. Okay, well, I guess we're not friends anymore. So then Sutton, they get in the air and Sutton is like,

well, everyone, now that we're in the air, I thought I would tell you about our trip to Sedona. So we're saying at the little Daisy. Amanda's like, oh, I say at the big Daisy usually. So that's nice that we're saying at the little Daisy. But I'm a big Daisy girl. Well, it's a little, Daisy, and they pre-selected our rooms, and I made gift bags, and I sent them ahead of us, so you'll find your room by your gift bag. Okay, so just wander through hallways until you see bags with your name.

Don't knock on doors, because there are other people staying there, but just go up and down. There's about five floors. Just keep going. And then we have dinner tonight at the house, and so enjoy your champagne and your crudette, et cetera, even some cheese for Jennifer, even though she's betrayed me about four times in this episode alone. and I'll see you when we land. Jennifer, please do not let your cheese gases get on anybody on my plane. Okay. Thank you.

So the 45-minute flight, which, by the way, this is what makes Dorit's tardiness even worse, is that when it's a 45-minute flight to know that you've waited twice as long to take off as the flight actually is, it's so frustrating. Even though the overall time is about two hours, two hours and change to do the entire flight, like, when you know, when you have that feeling of like, oh, in just a heartbeat, I'll just be there. And I get to go and live my Sedona life. But then you're waiting there. You're like, you're ruining all the fun of this entire. That's what I'm telling you. She took the luxury and she took a poop on it.

She took a massive, massive dung on it. Yeah. She laid some dung on it. Yeah, because if you have a transcon flight from like California to New York and your 30 minutes or 45 minutes, even if you're 90 minutes delayed, which is always annoying. It's always annoying to have a 90 minute delay. Somehow it's like a little bit more. doable because it's like it's gonna be five hours anyway and you have this like optimism you tell

yourself we'll make up for it in the air like we all tell ourselves that like somehow we enter a warp speed um and we're like we'll make up for it we'll make up for it in the air it'll all be okay but when it's just a 45 minute flight like if you're five minutes late you're like well what's even the point i could have driven you know you just get so mad it's like you don't understand like the delay the proportion of delay to the actual flight will make you go baddie Doreet really, you're right. Derreet stole the luxury. Fucking Doreet, man.

Okay, so they get there and it's gorgeous. I mean, it is gorgeous. I want to go. It is so pretty. So they're talking about that and they split up in the cars and Kathy and Rachel are in a car together. And Rachel's doing her makeup and she puts it away. And Kathy goes, can I be honest with you? What you just did?

That does not look good. The under eye makeup. I mean, you made it lighter, but it's still showing. You look crazy. You look ridiculous. I'm sorry. Kyle's not here to abuse. So you should fix that.

Rachel goes into a full panic. I don't know if you notice the way that she went and started like adjusting her makeup. She like opens up her compact. She's like, oh my God. Like she was like, oh my God. I didn't blend it well. Did I not moisturize? I know I should have moisturize.

Okay, get Caius on the phone. He has such good IQ and IQ. He's also good with moisturizer cue. Oh my God. I need help. This is terrible. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Seriously, always be honest with me. I mean like maybe, you know, like in a. way that makes me not want to like literally be dead right now in a seat but like I'm like I'm dead like I can't even move my arm to like fix my eye makeup. Wait hold on. Do I have Rick or Mortis? Like I have Rickormorness now. Oh my God. Someone has to do my eye makeup for me. Please. So then, um, little Daisy. So we get to this hotel. It's very pretty. Welcome. Welcome to the hotel. They're like, oh my God, it's a little Daisy. Welcome to the tiny little baby Daisy. I hope you get all your wishes. Wait for a rainbow. You can follow to the end, there's a pot with some money in it.

Amanda's like, yeah, I have one of those. Got one of those. So they arrive. It's this huge thing. And this guy, Brian, is like, welcome. Welcome to the Little Daisy. So here's a fun fact. This used to be the residences for some miners that used to live, that used to work at the little Daisy mines nearby.

And they would like a hotel for children. I said it brought Diga. Gig. No, not minors. Miners, people who worked in the mines. Oh, disgusting. People with jobs. Were the showers that they were in? Did they have free soups here back then?

That's a horrible, horrible. Who booked this hotel? I did not ask to stay in a minimum wage hotel. Yes, please welcome yourselves to the Little Daisy former home to several hundred miners who developed black lung. earned five cents an hour and had to spend months on end away from their families just earned a wage. That way someone in their family would go on to something better in their life. But now you rich ladies can come and live here. It's like this was formally a structure that probably housed a lot of suffering.

Like people who are miserable who are like, oh my God, I just had to go into a mine in Arizona. Let me tell you something. That's not going to be a cold mine. Maybe it could have been a cold mine. But the point is they're down there. And then on top of, by the way, was there no shelter for you to book for a son? Who was the bastard that named that mine Little Daisy?

Like, that's the cruelty. Like, oh, guess what? You're going to go down into the mines, but we're going to call it the Little Daisy mine because that'll make it better. They should have named it the canary. They should have named it the hot stinky swarrow,

because that's what's going to feel like when you're in there. They should have named it cough. So they should have named it no sour cream in here, Daisy. So there were 160 minors that lived here at one time. And Kathy goes, where are they now? And he's like, oh, they're gone now. And Erica goes, they're dead, Kathy. They're gone.

They're dead. They were minors. They lived to be 22 tops. Come on, Kathy. Jesus Christ. And now we've turned their suffering into a five-star luxury experience. Okay, everyone, I'm getting the massage. Funny thing, Tom won a lot of money on these miners.

Lawsuits and they brought me a goddamn motherfucking plane. That's right, bitches, and I'm not sorry for one second. Down the hall is a room that they used to treat the miners who develop black lung and spend the last days of their lives suffering in extreme pain. And that is now our unique day spa where you get a lovely massage. And we have a steam room and some exfoliation pool. By the way, we hope you can all make it to breakfast. We will be serving black pancakes.

Okay. See in the morning. So the women go find their rooms. And there's different buildings. They actually all get different houses, which is cool. And so they see their houses. And the hostess is like, okay, Kathy, you'll be staying in the geologist's house. And she's like, Theologist house?

The geologist. Oh, gorgeous. I love that. I'm not really sure. I'm not sure I really follow that. Those are people that make drinks, right? That's a mixologist, Kathy. Just going to your room.

Going to your room. I think those are people who sell really small Chevroletes. No, that's the geo and that's discontinued. So, Derreet gets a solo cottage because, let's face it, nobody wants to be with Derreet. So she gets her own. She's like, isn't this cute? I haven't spent time alone in so long.

Yippie me. I love to read the same episode where before she's like, now I finally have some alone time in the house, and I have nothing but anxiety 24-7. But now she's like, oh, finally I get some alone time. You were just saying how you have alone time and you hate it. And now you're like, oh, finally some alone time away from my alone time. Jennifer is opening wine and telling Sutton

Did you see the picture in the tabloids of Erica with that guy? He's hard. He's really, he seems like he's all guy. I bet he burps in his sleep. They call him Shrek. That's his nickname. That's supposed to be hot because Shrek was a very big movie star. He's done billions at the box office.

But unfortunately, I just can't approve of this boyfriend because of, Unless I own a small percentage of a cartoon, I can't approve it. Sorry about that. Well, I would not be happy if someone called me Shrek. I don't like that name. So Kyle and- You really did not take any lessons from that movie. So, yeah, Kyle and Erica are, like, lounging on their bed,

and they're FaceTiming Kathy. And Kathy is like, she's basically redoing all the linens in her bedroom, putting out, like, a whole set of pillows that she's putting out on her bed. And not answer her own notably. Yeah. Eric is like, well, she doesn't even know how to answer a phone. So now they call Rachel instead. And Rachel's like, oh my God, you guys.

I'm so glad this call got through. I must have 5G in heaven because I died, like literally dead. I don't have luggage. You guys, I FedExed at. You FedExed it? What kind of moron FedEx is it? Now, listen, I'm getting on wanting to carry it on the plane. But you PS it.

Don't FedEx it. FedEx it. You know how much shit FedEx delivers to my neighbors? Literally everything FedEx sends me. They're the worst. FedEx is terrible. Well, she probably used FedEx ground,

which is like you might as well just be packing something on a passing mule and just say like, get to New York somehow because. Well, I wanted to use FedEx ground because that's like literally where I live inside. I'm like in the ground. I'm dead. It's like, FedEx dead.

Like, how do you juggle it all? FedEx six feet under. How do you juggle at all? Like, how do you do all? And then FedEx says, I don't.

I just don't. But that is like FedEx ground, it's like literally every, every, anytime you get a tracking number from FedEx round, you just add 12 days to it. Because it'll literally say, approaching California. And it's like still in Illinois. And you're like, what are you talking about? Like you were lying to me. But also like FedEx. Like I'm sure Rachel Zoe has a practice of FedExing her looks ahead of time.

But girl, I mean, it's called like, just have like. like a little carry on like take like one bag like an emergency bag on the plane like you do like one little away bag put it in the put it in the bottom of the plane and let's have some option just in case yeah well she definitely learned her lesson today so she's like yeah well one of my best friends goes to europe for like six weeks with a carry on you know a carry on I mean my shoes take a carry on so I thought I'd ship it but like oh god I would have just taken it with me dead dying dead I wonder what Kai's thinks about this right now. This is a really bad episode.

But we're going to go on for three hours about it. I know. Three hours talking about Rachel's, oh, FedEx are closed. So then Rachel's now FedEx. Now she's like talking to her team. She's like, hey, team. Anywhere from FedEx on my luggage? Or you know what?

Why don't we call them Dead X? Because like I'm like dead. I'm dead. And my ex is probably laughing at me right now. Life X. because I used to be alive before this experience. So Amanda comes to Kyle's room and she's like, oh my God, you brought nine pairs of shoes?

I brought nine bags. I want to see how many purses I brought? I'm like insane with purses. I'm so rich. And Carl's like, yeah, I put more shoes under my bed. So again, normally this pattern drives me nuts. Like the fact that they're just dedicating so much time talking about like their clothes, it drives me nuts.

However, the upside ear is that Amanda's driving them. mall nuts with her bragging, you know, when they're all extremely wealthy people and she's trying to like one up them all. So she's like, yeah, I brought like one bag per out of it. So I went a little overboard. I'm like, okay, you're, yes, I appreciate that you're annoying all of them, but you're also kind of annoying me. So now we have an issue. Yeah, and she's just going over her label. She's like, so for hiking, Chanel, but there's also a Chanel bag to hike in. I want to go on a Chanel hike. Like, can we get a mountain called Chanel? That's the only way I'll hike on it. I was so rich. And Kyle's like, oh, my God. I'm the most shallow person on this show, and even I'm disgusted by you. Kyle just has this look like rethinking everything. So then we go to Bo's room and Nico's there, which I love.

And she talks about her fertility journey, which not the time, Bose. Did you not bring a purse? This is the time to talk about the looks that you brought. We've given you five minutes to discuss what your lunch look is going to be for tomorrow, what your dinner look is, what your hiking is going to be, what the look is going to be, what the look is going to be when you get into the pink jeep and drive around the cliffs. Like, I don't understand this, quote unquote, IVF. That's not a look. Yeah, IVF is not a luck. Okay. So they go to dinner or lunch, whatever they're doing. And they spend like 10 minutes going, oh my God, you look amazing. Oh,

my God. What are you even wearing? Oh, look at you, Slim Ocean. So we get that because it's Beverly Hills. And then we go to the table and Amanda's like, oh my God, this is like hot girl somewhere. Right, Rachel? And she's like, oh, my God. Like hot girl. is not meaning literally hot. Like, have I been put in a microwave? I feel like a potato that's been put in a microwave for like 15 minutes. Like I'm exploded dead. I'm explode dead.

Like a dead potato. You know the game, hot potato? What would happen if it was dead potato? Because that's why I am. I'm a hot potato that was dropped on the floor and then died a dead hot potato. So there's crystals on the table. And Jennifer's like, Christopher's like, Christoph, I feel enlightened already.

And Doreate's like, oh, they have the prices in the bottom. And so crowd's like, are we supposed to shop all we're eating? Like, this is the best thing ever. I would shop in a gas station. I love to shop. That's my personality. I love to shop anywhere we go. So, Amanda's like, yeah, I've spent $10,000 on crystals in one sitting before.

Oh, my God. And they all just like, just glars at her. Like, not, not in priest. Yeah. And Erica goes, well, I've got a friend who spent more than $100,000 on crystal. So, fuck. Well, and they're bigger. And there are only two of them in the world.

Suck it, bitch. And Jennifer says, well, crystals are supposed to be, you know, a spiritual entity or something that enhances your life. So to say that you spent $10,000, I don't know. I'm trying to think of the right. Where I'm not sure if crass is a very nice word. Tacky, is that disgusting? That's not a good one. Grills.

Should I settle on growth? I'm really sure. Is she poor? Is that girl poor? I'm not really sure of what I'm trying to say. I also kind of think that like they all could spend $10,000 on crystals, but they're like they just choose not to.

So like her flexing that she spent $10,000 on crystals. I think that she, in her mind, she thinks like, isn't this funny that I was like, I was being so excessive just about stupid crystals. But they're all like, you're not impressing us with your disposable income. You're just showing that you made impulsive decisions. That's it.

So something's like, okay. Well, it's like screenwriting, you know? It's like, don't say it. You know, this is Beverly Hills. You're supposed to show your wealth. You're not supposed to be like, I'm rich. You're supposed to show us that you're rich. You're not supposed to say it all the time.

And when they do say it, it's like, oh, well, you know, I do have this house which I actually really love. but I just wanted one to have parties in, so I got the one next door. I mean, you just need to, like, be nonchalant about it, you know? Have someone there changing ribbons for you for no reason. That's how to look great. Exactly. Stealth, quiet luxury. Although, actually, I think both those things are, what you just described is actually

neither quiet luxury nor stealth wealth. But it is about, like, not saying it, implying it, let people connect the dots. Nonchalant, insinance. You don't have to. You don't have to be the one. You just sort of let it show. all over. So Sutton stands up, or she doesn't stand up, but she mentally stands up in my mind and it goes, thank you all for being here. I really want to use this time in Sedona to build good

relationships that I can destroy in a few episodes. So for the five years that I've known, y'all, I think a lot of my insecurities gotten the way of how I interacted with you, you know, because I've had several insecurities in this group. One, I think, is that I'm not pretty enough. Two, is that I'm not cool enough. Three, is that I can never think of a third. thing when they want me to do lists. So it's just hard. Or it's really stressful, always knowing that Jennifer is expecting cheese. I forgot what we were talking about. Five is forgetting what I'm talking about when I get to the fourth thing on the list when I

somehow got to the third thing, which I rarely do in the first place. But I would like to put my insecurities in the past. And I would really like to embrace and introduce you to Sutton Brown, everybody. It's me. Sutton Brown. Sutton Brown, she's a fun girl, a good friend. that she's a girl. I want to beat that with y'all. Do y'all want to hang out with Sutton Brown? Nobody wants to hang out with Sutton Brown.

The fuck is Sutton Brown. Keep Sutton Strack. Okay? It's a threatening name. You know, your initials are SS, which isn't good. And you have kind of like a, it's not good. It's threatening. And you've got, but you've also got like a playful name like Setton Strack.

You know, that's fun. Sutton Brown. No, don't go backwards. Strag is like, Strach is like, Strach. It's like if you're like I'm a comic book and like someone to slap you or like whip you or like like smack you. It'd be like, track. Strach, yeah.

But Southern Brown, Southern Brown is, it's just Sutton Brown. It's like, ha, welcome to Bank of America. How can I help you? You know? Yeah. It's just sort of almost pleasant. And I and I want, I like that. It's just a simple name.

It's the name you come to Hollywood with, not the one you leave with, you know, Sutton Brown. You come to Hollywood as Sutton Brown and then you leave a sudden strike. Or Foster. So. So, Sutton, I don't know why I just took a dig at Sutton, Sutton Foster. I literally have no. Did you say something? Do you don't say anything mean about her?

I said if you're unlucky. I'm like, I think you would actually be quite lucky to be Sutton Foster. I don't know why I did that. I'm sorry Sutton Foster. Sunn Foster deserves it, that homewrecker. Okay. With that voice, that voice of hers that sings Sondheim pretty well, but not as well as some other people. You are no Patty Lepone, Sutton Foster.

That's what I'm trying to get at. That's what I'm trying to get at. Yeah, I'm still mad at her for playing Reno Sweeney in Anything Goes, even though it was like 80 years later. And she totally had the right to do that. I was like, this isn't Patty Lepone. and I will not suffer for less. Okay? I will not.

I will not settle. So then we, but she's been great in other things, especially the Hugh Grant debacle. Okay. She has a crazy photo on her Wikipedia page. Not Hugh Grant. Hugh, what's his face?

Wolfman. Jackman. Jackman. Jackman. So would you say, I was trying to think of who Hugh Grant isn't. Here's what you need to know is that if you go on to Sutton Foster's Wikipedia page, she has a picture where she looks.

looks crazy. She looks like she just got like smacked by a girder that was hanging dangling by a crane. She's just trying to refocus. Like she's like her head's cocked to the side and looking off to the distance. She's like, well, was that again? I'm sorry. I just got smacked by a girder by accident. I'm just trying to focus.

Maybe I should go to the ER. She actually looks like Judy Garland in this photo, which is bizarre. I've never seen that before. But maybe it's this pose. Maybe it's just this like struck by a. Struck pose. I just got strapped. You just got strapped.

You just got strapped. You just got strapped. Okay, I'm going to put this up so people can see it on that. Yeah, I was about to say, this is a crap and on demand exclusive. Look at that Sutton Foster. This is, this is Gert her face. Yeah. Okay.

Look at that. Um, okay. So, in the meantime, Sutton, Sutton's going to, she's now going to explain that changing her name back to Brown. It's like a test drive to see if the name still fits or can fit to her current self in who she is growing to be Sutton Brown.

I'm going to say the answer is no and she's going to go back to track. So Erica's like, I think if you just show up consistently time after time, that can begin to build trust with people. And Bo's like, let's toast a Sutton Brown. May she remain true to herself for the rest of time. I'm still on this show. And to Amanda, our new air quote friend. I'm sorry, did I say air quotes?

I'm supposed to be implied. Did I say the airport? That was Sunstrak speaking, not Sutton Brown. I apologize. And Amanda's like, thank you. I felt so welcomed. And so Bo's whispers just said. And she's like, oh, and also Rachel's our new friend.

And she goes, yeah, but she's been here a minute. I'm new, new. So Kyle's like, okay. It's like, it's like, because Rachel's like, huh? Because like Rachel's version of being like, what the fuck did you say is her sort of like moving her head ever so slightly and moving her eyeballs ever so slightly and going,

that's like that's like a rachel zo take down okay well um amanda so um we don't know a lot about you but um i do know that you create digital courses online and you destroy perfectly good copycat floors for no reason so what about that how's that going for you to actually they're online training programs so they're not courses they really there are training programs so i don't know if you've seen the font but it was an expensive font on the website so yeah pretty big deal I'm sorry, I'm being backup, Amanda, to your Amanda, because I'm my own backup course. Keep on going.

Yeah. Maybe. Back up, me. We'll just give you support. Okay. Well, what kind of courses are they? Actually, again, their online training programs. So, okay, I'll just rephrase it to make it easier for you to understand.

It's an online education and coaching business. Okay. Go to Amandafranciss.com. You sign up for whatever course you're interested in. You know, many are on financial empowerment, but some are on online selling, different areas of running an online business, how to wash your sheets. You know, if they're color sheets, you don't want to wash them with blue jeans for, that was free.

That was free guys. Yeah, modules. We have modules. You guys have heard of modules. Well, we've got them on numbers, on bonuses. Every number. Yeah. Backing, shipping, UPS.

That's a big one. Do you charge for UPS? Is it for free? Do I even serve anything, do I send you anything physical? I don't. It's all digital. It's a course. It's an online training program.

Of course. I messed myself up. So it's digital, so you don't, yeah, it's easy. Yeah, amazing. You do amazing stuff. Yeah. Huge. It's online.

So it's like everywhere. Like online's a huge network. Yeah. Cyber internet. And they're just like bored. It just shows like this big long time lapse. She's never showing up, set and scrolling on her phone. And I was like, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Boz is falling asleep. I have to say, though. Go ahead. Oh, sorry. I was just going to say, I mean, maybe there's something to Amanda's manifest. manifestation powers because, you know, yesterday we were doing our Vanderpump Rules recap and we started talking about the practice and Cameron Mannheim and we talked about it for a good three minutes on the show. And then we went to this cool party last night. And, you know, yes, we led with how we met the

guy from heated rivalry. But what we didn't mention was that Dylan McDermott from the practice was there right behind us. We made that happen. We manifested. We did. A cast. member of the practice. Thank you. Thank you. We did it. That's a great use of manifestation. Yeah. We got it. And we're dating now. So both of us. Both of us are dating him. Yeah. Yeah. And

Cameron's going to sing at our wedding. So Amanda's like, yeah, and we have an Amanda Francis app. So that's a pretty big deal. We built an app. Yeah. We've got an app. I've got an app. It's on the internet. It's huge. So. And they're just like, oh. It just goes to Jennifer in the. the confessional echoing screams.

She's like, ah, so at some point, Kathy goes, that's great. And then Kyle starts to laugh. And she goes, when Kathy says,

that's great, it means she either wasn't listening to you or does anything, understand anything you said. And then there's actually a montage of Kathy being like, it was like treating saying, well,

the charity is called homeless, not toothless. What is that called? What's, homeless, So now we go back to the rooftop and more food comes out. And there's a flourless chocolate cake. And Amanda's like, oh, my God, flowerless, that means I can eat it, right?

Because I'm gluten-free. I don't know if you guys know, but I'm gluten-free. It's a big deal. It's a huge deal. Yeah. And Jennifer's like, okay, Erica, by the way, who is the guy in the paparazzi picture from the other day? And then it's like awkward. Like, someone asked Erica about something in her personal life.

You know you can't do that, right? Like, what do we even say? What do we do? How do we help her? We have to cover for her. Who is the man? Well, we'll say it's Trek, but we'll say it was the actual cartoon Trek. She's actually cast in the new Shrek. That's it. That's it. She's being Shrek and Broadway. That's it. We'll tell everyone. We'll tell that to America. And Rachel's like, oh my God. What do I? Did I miss this? Do I need to download Truth Social to find out who you're talking about? What about Dead Social? Because I'm like dead. And Doreet's like, well, what stood out to me moosed in the picture. is that Erica has not a stitch of makeup. I mean, she was truly dressed down,

and the guy was wearing crooks. Crooks. What, like, that's the thing that that's set out the most. It's not like this guy, it's like an ex-Army special ops guy named Shrek, like sort of, like, that was the thing. That was, yeah, I mean, that was a pretty big thing, because we see the picture, and I was like,

holy mom asked it washed jeans. What is happening in this picture? Who was that man? Why is he in Crocs? Who was this person? He's wearing a t-shirt that says slaughter things. And Doreet's takeaway is like, who?

Erica was not in glam. I'm like, she wasn't in glam. The guy she's with is wearing a t-shirt that says slaughter things. And she just got out of a relationship with a guy who is like embroiled in a fraud scheme that was involved deaths of people. I mean, like, what? I'm gonna, you know, look, I don't know a lot about this guy.

I mean, I do. I know more than I need to know. I'm just going to go out on a limb and say, gross. Okay, gross. So Rachel's like, I mean, Crocs, I don't know. Like if they were Birx, I would make out with them. Brooks are chic. So, yeah, they're like, so chic.

And, like, you can moisturize them. I don't know if you know that. Burke is like, yeah, well, I met this man in London a month ago, backstage at Marie Hoopla. And Drew's like, oh, when were you there? When were you in my homeland? How come you didn't say anything? And why aren't you spelling things with RE instead of ER?

She's like, yeah, well, I mean, I don't know. No fairness, it wasn't enough there to talk about. No fairness, you know, time wasn't right to say anything. That's why they're eating. And Teresa says, well, Erika claims I'm one of a closest fiends. And yet she didn't tell me or Kyle about this new man. And then cuss to Kyle, like, well, I already knew about it. So of course, God's going to say that too.

It's just hurtful. It's, you know, yes, like it is hurtful because Erica does things her own way and we just accept it. I'm like, I have never accepted it. I have been waiting for someone to pry open Erica's life and show us what's inside there because we're, we never seem to get it. She's been on for like 10 years now and we know nothing about her except that she likes to sing and that she has a mom who's oppressive. Well, you know, we're going to sure learn a lot more this season. So she goes, they're like, where did you meet him? And she's like, yeah, it's on backstage.

And a friend of mine had him on a podcast. And I saw it read it today that it looks like the friend is Megan Kelly, the ever so classy and fair and completely balanced. Megan Kelly, whose podcasting was on. So I think we're learning a lot here. And she's like, well, I said, is that who I think it is? I mean, I was shell-shocked. I was just star-struck, and I kept walking, and I walked back, and I was like, that is him. I'm going to introduce myself.

Oh, my God, Megan Kelly's podcast. Yes, get in my pants right now. So Eric was like a fan of this guy. Like, I don't know this guy from like a hole in the wall. I don't know who he is really at all. But like, it's just, apparently Erica was a fan of him. That's what she's implying. I guess she was like following him or right on Instagram or something like that, right?

Is that what she's implying here? She said she knows who he is because she saw him on Megan Kelly's podcast or she heard him on Megan Kelly's podcast and became a fan of his. And so she saw him backstage and went to say hi. Okay. Well, but then why would she say is that who I think it is if she was seeing? Oh, sorry. I realize I'm completely. Do you know what?

Honestly, this journey that I'm on does not even matter and no one cares. I don't even care about it anymore. So she is into the sky. She's like, yeah, he's X Delta. That's right. Flies only Alaska Airlines now. Jennifer's like, wow. She's like, special ops.

That's exciting. Yeah, well, I don't ever do this. Did I already explain this part? But I just walked up to him and I was like, yeah, I like you. So he said yes, you're John McVee. Sorry, you already did that part. I got distracted because I was looking up his information on. You carry on, carry on, carry on, honey.

I was too. I'm on Reddit right now. Like, ooh. This episode is just not ending. I keep on thinking the episode's about to end. And I'm like, oh, no, there's still another scene that I forgot about. It just, how are we, like, almost two hours into this episode where nothing happened? I was like, oh, good, Beverly Hills would be a nice, easy recap for us today because nothing happened will take.

It's literally a 10-hour recap. But this is the problem with Beverly Hills. It's so boring. But, like, there's just, there's so much to make fun of it at any given moment in even its most boring state. So Erica's saying, oh, yeah, the day those pictures were taking to me, we were actually So he walked around, hold it hands, and then I got a manicure, and he got a pedicure. There, I opened up, everybody. Thank oh, my God, Erika, you're so vulnerable.

We're so proud of you. We're so proud. And she says it's early stages, so she doesn't know where it's going. Or if it's going anyway. But what I like the most about John is that we can be anywhere, and he'll go up to someone without an ID, throw him in the back of his van, and try and drive him off across the border. It's the most romantic thing I've ever been involved in my life. So when do you plan on seeing him again?

Oh, not for a while. I said goodbye to him today before getting on the plane. I was like, oh, were you sad leaving him today? Did that make you sad? What is that word sad? I'm not sure if I understand the concept. Is that when the water flows out of people's eyes? I was sad.

Did I mention that he got a pedicule? And Bose is like, oh, girl, you keep saying, don't get killed. crazy, but we are gone. We have left. We are in the mountains. There you go. And she's like, oh, God, you guys are really blowing this up. So next time on Beverly Hills, we get to watch Jennifer Tilly climb a mountain. Yes, that's the exciting moment. All right, everyone. Well, thank you for being here for nearly two hours while we discussed this episode. We have still so much talk about. We have the Valley Persian style and we have the traders. The traders will be on our Patreon. Patreon. Patreon.com

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