Watch What Crappens - #3156 RHOP S10E14 Part One: Troubled Waters

Episode Date: January 12, 2026

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip is off to an uneasy start.  First, there’s no water in the AirBnB.  Then there’s a strange cabal of silent men refusing to address the women. And lastly, the first day wraps up at 7:30 PM. What is happening here?  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to Watchwatch Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, joining me. Today, as always, from an Airbnb that has running water. It's Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Well, hello. I'm in my rich, rich house.

You're in the Airbnb. Gotta get it straight. Don't get it twisted. We are talking Potomac today in case you couldn't tell. I am here in beautiful New York City. That's why we have a tall building outside here, this window. If you're on crap, it's on demand. You can see it.

If you don't, then you're wondering, why does my mic sound a little different? It's because I've got my travel mic. We've got a big, exciting week of shows this week. We have, today, Potomac. We've got married to medicine today. And then either today or tomorrow, it depends on our stamina. We have more episodes of the traitors to catch up on because, holy crap, This season is so good, so good.

And we only talked about the first episode on Friday. So there's more traders to talk about. But of course, the big thing that we dropped last week is that the tickets for the Golden Crappies are now officially on sale. That will be on February 27th in Los Angeles at the Fonda Theater. Planning is underway. We are going to have special guests. We're going to have great comedy. I won't ever guarantee great comedy.

I think it's always a curse when you guarantee great comedy, but we'll have great fun. shadiness. And it's the time to bring the whole community together. So if you are a Bravo fan, or if you're just someone who enjoys something fun to do on a Friday night, then come see us. We're going to have a great time. We love it. Tickets are on our website, watchrecrappins.com or on our social media at watch where crapins. I just posted something on Reddit. We'll get something up on social media to soliciting ideas for the ballot because it's really hard to think back on all the amazing moments and quotes and things. Anything that you feel like should be on the ballot for the Golden Crappies.

Go check it out. Go contribute to that Reddit thread and that's on the Watcher Crappins. It's not an official Reddit. You know, it's not the official Reddit of Watcher Crappins, but it's like the fan community that popped up there. And help us out because I think it's going to be super fun and we'll let you know when voting starts.

Also, guess what? Ad free is available on Patreon. So if you want to listen to our podcast without advertisements, you can sign up at Patreon. Patreon. Tron.com slash watch where crap is. That was a lot to talk about, but it was all really important. I would actually say it's probably the most important news you will hear all month.

Or even all here. So, sorry. Sorry that I took two minutes, but that was like world-changing news right there. Okay. Yeah. Let's see. Okay. So today we're on to Real Housewives of Potomac Season 10, episode 14.

Amazon. I'm today also. Amazon Live today also. So sorry. Amazon Live, 4 p.m. every Monday. Linkin bio on our Instagram. Sorry. Potomac.

Potomac. Potomac. Potomitomac. Now, I was excited for Angel because this is where Angel really gets to shine. She's out a rough season. All the ladies have been coming for her. It has been really rough. And now she gets to be like, welcome to my mansion in Colorado, you evil jealous hags.

Look at everything I have. Look at my black wooded walls, which are so gorgeous, by the way. Look at my fireplace. Look at my 36 acres. Suck it, ladies. Man, did she fall on her face? I feel so bad for her. Now, when I say I feel bad for her, she did dig her own grave and then lied down on it.

Yeah. Inside of it. But gosh, I was reading for you, Angel. I really was. Not even sarcastically. I was really rooting for you. I wasn't. rooting for you, but I do, I actually genuinely feel bad for her about that Airbnb, because it seems

like, I don't, that's just, like, embarrassing. And you have someone like, Giselle, who is so mean about it, I mean, it sucks. I would be a no way, I would be pissed off. I'm like, really? Like, we're sequestered away from other people. There's been, like, a, the cool people get to go into the beautiful house that was, you know, in well or wherever, maybe it was architectural digest. And the rest of us are in this thing, an hour and a half away where there's no water. I mean, I would be pissed, but Giselle is so mean about it that I'm like, I don't know, I kind of felt bad for Angel about that. But then at the same time, Angel is so Angel that like whatever goodwill or whatever pity I have for her kind of goes out the door because, and the window. Honestly,

well, anything that leads to the outdoors, it's going that way because she's such a flop at all times. Angel. Oh, my God. Truly. Truly. Really. Really. Just. lip flopping all over the floor. Like a fish. Those guys. She was so proud of those guys. I mean, those guys were terrible.

Those guys were horrible. Oh, my God. The whole thing was terrible. So, wow. And just her instincts are terrible. Like, half the ladies over. Shit talk the ladies to all the guests so that the guests hate the ladies by the time they get there, which is obviously what happened.

Literally what happens. Then you seat them at a table all the, like an acre away. So they couldn't be around the real. guests. So she's just like every decision, every instinct she had was just incorrect. It was incorrect. It was incorrect. And I feel like, I feel like Monique has a fairly accurate read on her. I won't say it's like the most accurate because I think every relationship is different. But there's definitely a weird energy that that Angel has around Bobby. And I'm not even saying that Bobby is like Chris Samuels. But I feel like Angel seems very wrapped up.

on, with status by the fact that she keeps on name dropping, uh, or status dropping or whatever the equivalent is of saying that she's an elder wag and Bobby was a starter. And this is my friend who's a high tier and, you know, investment money manager. Oh, super high, high wealth. Yeah. Like everything is a bag. Like that or they're their friends. Yeah. And it makes me wonder if like, I think maybe what, what Monique is picking up on is that insecurity. And so it's not even, I don't know what the status is, I don't know enough about Bobby to know what really is going on with him. But at the very least, she's obsessed with status.

And Bobby has a big, big piece of status. And I think she's, like, very worried of, like, losing Bobby and, like, losing some status and traction in whatever world she thinks she's in. And I think that's what Monique is picking up on. It's just, like, sad. I don't know what Monique's doing, but Monique is completely in the wrong, too. Who does that? Like who goes and just says, oh, yeah, that's an abusive husband right there. I can tell.

Like, oh, yeah, I, not a great move on her part either. I thought that wasn't really cool. Like, stop projecting your shit onto me. And yes, I know that I'm a hypocrite because that's literally what I do here all day long. But, um, but we wouldn't have real housewives if they didn't project all their dysfunction onto everyone else because that's what they all do. That's what they all do at all times. Because that's what I do.

But still, I was like, oh, that's so rude. Who does that? So anyway, let's start at the beginning. So everybody is sitting around and Angel has just confronted them because Giselle keeps saying, oh, really? Like, I get the little room. Oh, fine. Then let's talk about your evictions because I've got some more information, but I'm not going to say, yeah.

And so Angel's like, okay, well, one thing we're not going to do is bring this negative energy over my threshold. I've been in, well, I've been an architectural digest. How dare you? You tell me right now, oh, you won't get to see my kitchen. So she's so concerned about negative energy entering her threshold when she has those like three lumps of men just sitting there in those Adirondock chairs not saying anything to the women so rude later in the episode. And she's worried about these women being negative. Excuse you. Yeah. So she's demands.

She's like, I am in a cowboy hat. Who has more information? And Wendy's like, well, I guess what I heard about you was that a friend of mine who was a will estate agent said that you called her and said you were moving to the area. You want a property to look like it's $14,000 a month, but you're only able to pay $1,000 a month. Okay. Well, first of all, I say, who doesn't say that? When I go shopping, I want something that looks expensive and it's $5. I mean, yeah, I do have to say that, like, when this information first came into evidence a few weeks ago, I was like, oh, gosh, Angel is so busted.

But then when you find out that this person is saying that Angel wanted to only pay $1,000 a month, I was like, wait a second. I don't believe that at all. The reason why is that for a family of four to go to want to pay, like, you can't get like a one bedroom, I feel like for like a thousand a month. And so I just feel like that's such an unreasonable request that like even I don't think Angel said that. Like I just, I think Angel.

Even, I mean, especially in like a Tony area. No, there's no way. No one's that stupid. And I think if she said that, she was saying it like, okay, I wanted to look like it's a million dollars, but I don't want to pay a million dollars. Which is a whole thing to say. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. But, yeah, they're making it this huge deal.

And no one thought she was going to get a place for $1,000. That's just stupid. And Jazeel's like, well, that lady, Angel's like, well, nothing is $1,000. And Tia says, well, she sounds like an awful realtor. And I'm saying that it's a princess. And Jazeel's like, no, because she said she didn't want to. work with her, Arrah. She will not work with somebody who will only spend $1,000. And so Wendy's like, actually, she's the willy, willy, goodwilleter. So suck on that. Yeah. And Wendy's basically like,

the wheelchair has no reason to lie on you. Plus, she's not the only one that said this before. Well, I mean, then just say, give us more information than Wendy. Don't leave us hanging here then. So Angel is like, well, I don't know if she was upset because it didn't work out because she didn't find us a property. And Wendy's like, oh, so you do know who I'm talking about. She's like, oh, she does know you're talking about. Oh, she does know who you're talking about. And they're just like, I do. She's like, well, I'm like, I'm paying $14,000 for this house.

Trust me. I'm like really bothered. Like, I don't like it. I am paying $14,000. Okay. How dare you? I'm paying the money. And also Angel, um, angel, first of all, one thing Angel is paying for is PR.

Because Angel has been on every podcast and every interview show. I mean, she's on everything. I'm surprised she hasn't popped up on QVC or the Bible channel because she has been on everything. And listen, I haven't listened to any event because it's Angel. Like, I don't know who thinks like, you know what? We need to up our ratings this week on this podcast. Get Angel. Get me.

Seriously. I see the little clips. They post all over the internet. And in one of them, she's saying now that house was $14,500. And I have the Airbnb listing to show you to prove it. So I don't want anyone thinking that I was trying to pay $1,000. So whatever. where apparently she brought the Airbnb receipts.

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. I believe her. That's like to me, of all the things, like this is one, this is an easy thing to believe. I don't believe that was her natural face on that photo on her Instagram earlier in the season, but this thing I do believe. So then Stacey's like, well, why can't we just call the agent?

I mean, since you know who it is, why don't you just call her and say, why did you lie on me? Why don't you call her? And Angel's like, no, no, no. And when he's like, oh, okay, so now you want to make calls? Because you didn't want to make calls when we asked you to call T.J. Well, that was different. You know, with personal relationships, you might need to pause and think about when you want to call. But with business, you call and straighten things out. So why not in this moment? I was like, no, sorry, Wendy got you on that one, Stacey. And wasn't T. J. Business, too? So Angel's like, well, My business is slated to open in 2026, and that's happening. And if someone wants to spread lies about me, about the CEO of Wonderland, which I've talked about like it is an open business for a whole year. And now we're finding out it is not an open business. I hope that they make some lives better than me wanting to spend $1,000 a month on house.

Okay. Because I was under the impression, Wonderland was open, you know? I think it is open. I think she was trying to expand into Potomac. So maybe that's what she meant by it. Oh, okay. But also, it's a Potomac. It's a real housewise, a Potomac business,

so you never really quite know what's going on. I just don't see how lucrative that is. Guiding a few people through the wilderness for a few days to touch crystals doesn't seem like it's going to, I don't know, I think you need to aim bigger for football money. I also, it's like, I think what's so funny about Angel is that she talks about this. This is obviously an important part of her life.

Crystal's meditation, affirmations, wellness. But it really only seems to be part of her when it's convenient on camera. Like, it's not, you don't look at her and say, oh, this woman is like, she's all about this, because it doesn't seem like it doesn't really seem to come out of her personality. It feels like she does it,

but, like, it's just funny that she is actually professionally involved in it because it doesn't seem like it flows out of her. It reminds me of on NextGen New York City when Ava was like, looked at Ariana Bierman and it's like, you don't strike me. You don't look like you would be someone who is a fashion designer, right? Like, Ariana may like fashion and may want to do fashion, but, like, there's nothing about her that oozes, like, that you're,

this is part of like your, the fabric of your being. And so it's just so surprising to me that this is the path for Angel because it's like, we'll go episodes on end. And then suddenly she's like, oh, let's do a wellness thing. You know, like, but where did this come from, you know? Well, it seems like a very, I'm not from here, but I'm going to pretend I'm from here kind of thing. Like I've lived here long enough and now I'm a local. Like when people move to L.A. and they're like, yeah, I do yoga now and I've been to a celebrity center.

I'm from L.A. You know, and then they become really like hoo-ha or whatever. And I think maybe she's Coloradoing that. Like, what could we do in Colorado? People love crystals and spirituality and hiking. And it's like, yeah, but you don't. Do you? I don't know.

I feel like she likes it. She does it. Like, you know, like, I like yoga. But no one's going to look at me and be like, oh, my God, Ben is like, he speaks of yoga. Ben should start a yoga business. I'm a yogi. I should start a yoga business. Come to my sound bath.

No one's beaten to me for a sound bath. You probably make a million dollars if you did, like, yoga and bagels. Like yoga and bagels. Fuck, yeah. Like, you can do yoga, but it's like the easier kind. And then we all go have a bagel together. Do I want to know something really exciting this Thursday, which of course is bagel Thursday, as is every Thursday.

But this bagel Thursday, it also happens to coincide with National Bagel Day. That's right. I'm so excited. And I'm in New York for it. I get to have a New York City bagel on National Bagel Day on Bagel Thursday. See, now that's something that boozes out of my, see, that's coming out of,

like you look at me and you think bagel, right? Yeah, I give me $10,000 to follow you around for that, watching you talk about bagels. I would 100% lead a bagel tour in Los Angeles. A hundred percent. And I would gladly accept payment for that. You're like, here's Hanks and Pops. The end.

There's so much more. Anyway, the point, I don't even know why I'm making this point about Angel. This almost feels like an unnecessary point, but it's just what happens. But why are we talking? Why am I all revved up about Angel? Because Beagle Thursday is National is coming up. That's why. When has National run out?

When is National run out of water in your Airbnb day? Yeah. Is that last night? Oof. So, they're still squabbling over this $1,000 thing. The ladies don't really believe it. Tia's like, well, Angel doesn't strike me as cheap. You just have that landish.

$100,000 isn't going anywhere anywhere, but maybe in Nebraska. Angel's like, okay, well, everyone, let's have a mindful moment. I hope I cleared everything up. I don't care who doesn't believe it. It doesn't matter to me. And she is like, oh, that wasn't the mindful moment. And so there's this, we have like this mindful guide who's like basically Gia Judeo-Dice. She's Colorado's Gia-Judeyce.

She is Gia J-Junice. And she talks like her way of talk. I wouldn't trust her. She's, she's like, Gia J-Junice if Gia J-Judeis was at like a Christian youth camp. Like, hi, guys. Are we happy to be here today to celebrate Jesus? Yes. Okay.

let's get some breath into our muscles and some Jesus into our souls. Okay, stretch it. The energy. I'm trying to meditate. Get this child out of you. Get her out of you. Go back to y'all tiki-talkie. I'm trying to do some yogi.

Yes. So they all start to move out to the balcony to do some mindful meditation. But before they do that, Giselle turns to Stacey and she's like, so how is T.J. Jacelle tries so many times this episode. to get other people to be messy, like so many times. I mean, how many times does she ask to, like, Wendy to call the realtor? But this episode and last episode, right?

She was trying so hard. No one will take it. It's too much. It's very, like, Heather from Salt Lake City. It's like, I get that you think that this is your job, but it's, you're overdoing it, you know? Yeah. Calm down a little.

So Stacey's like, you know how DJ is? Well, yeah. She's like, I don't know how TJ is. but I do know how Timo is. So now they all go out to the balcony. I love that guy. He's full of so much personality. He's been making oval, squarish, rectangular-ish, roundish pizzas with no cheese or sauce.

Isn't it sexy? They go out to the balcony and they all stood on mats for like this meditation. Everyone except for Angel who like, sits on like a AC unit or something. It was so bizarre. She's sort of sitting above them, watching down. And they are,

they're gathering there. And Bianca, the fake GioJuda's mindfulness instructor, is like, okay, everyone, we're going to settle in. Here's some organic lavender. Okay. Okay, so we're going to set an intention for the rest of your trip. Take a moment to relax your shoulders for a second.

If you happen to be sitting on an air conditioner, please just let your butt settle into the grooves of the vent, okay? And now let's talk about intentions. Starting with, let's see, well, let's start with, uh, with ever, oh, first let's do some jazz hands. They start shaking their hands, start doing jazz hands. And Stacey is like, I did not fly to Colorado to do jazz hands while Angel sits and watches us. I'd rather have champagne than do yoga. And I know that I'm a yogi and I shouldn't say that, but this is just where we are. Just Bianca check. Oh my gosh. She's like, okay, guys, take your, take a second to relax your shoulders, do a little shoulder roll.

You better do a little shoulder roll. Yes, you better do it. It's like, why are you, why are you talking like this? What is wrong with this person, Bianca? I was so annoyed with Bianca this whole time. She's like, give me some jazz fingers. Yes, jazz fingers. Not the jazz fingers.

Am I right, ladies? It's like, can we just, can we kid pop? Can we just get through this? Thank you. So yeah, Stacey's like, I didn't fly here to do jazz hands. And Bianca's like, you see how you feel a little buzzy because we're getting, we're letting go of that energy. Oh, my God. Where is that energy going?

Bye energy. See you energy. Oh, my God. Not energy leaving. And so Kierna is crying again because she's high on some sort of pill and she's in low altitude. And then now it's like time to set an intention. Angel is like, guys, I would love for all of us to set an intention. So Bianca's like, I love that idea.

We have to point out, Angel's not even sitting on the ground, okay? I know. Everyone else has to sit on the ground. Angel is sitting on some outdoor air conditioner or some shit and just watching them. And they're like, why the fuck isn't she have to sit on the ground? Why are the rest of us stuck on the ground? And this is, I think, goes back to the point of Angel doesn't even do this. Yeah, that's the own thing.

He's like, I'm not sitting on the fucking ground. No. Yeah, I just think it's so odd. Yeah, and like sitting on the AC units, you know? So, Angel's like, well, my intention for this trip is just to get to know you ladies on a deeper level. Oh, my God, they get to know you. You'll get to know me and I'll get to know you. I was like, oh, gosh.

And Ashley is like, Angel has said repeatedly that she wants to get to know the other ladies in the group. And then we see the montage of her, like, a million times. I'm really looking forward to getting to know you. And for you to get to know me. I'm like, Angel, we know you now. It's not getting any better. Yeah. And she's like, well, hopefully she puts her money where her mouth is because we really want to get to know her.

Hopefully she admits that her husband hates her and that she's broke. So Stacey's like, my intention for this trip is to be present and to enjoy you guys because I'm tired of fighting. I would like to enjoy you a little. Wow. I don't need any of your intentions. This season is over. Just get up and fight. I don't want to meditate and I certainly don't want to watch you meditate.

Yeah. Ashley's also, her intention is to pull back more layers and laugh and realize it's not that deep. And Wendy also says that she just wants to have fun. They don't have a lot of time together. Let's have fun. And Tia is also like, I want to get to know everyone better. Everyone's saying these really nice things. And I guess to Giselle, and she's like, okay, my intention, have a room with a bathroom.

Not having this. And Angel's like, well, Giselle's made it her entire life's mission to criticize me. It's an impic. And that's what she wants to do. Then let her do it. With her no water. No running water and her twin bed. So later on is

going to be a hoe down. And Yeah, we better bet it's going to be a ho down. Yes, ho-down. Okay, you can leave, Bianca. You can leave. Not a hoe down. Talk about Oh, hey, this ho is down. Am I at altitude?

Pimp up. down, am I right? God, this was fun, guys. Leave Bianca. Yeah, I said, well, fuck you all. I'm taking your water. So, Kierna, they're all excited for the hoe down, and Kierna is like, hi. And they

are talking about their arrangements and everything, and Giselle is once again bragging about how she when she took everyone to Nevis, you know, she made sure everyone had their own room, and it was beautiful, and their own bathroom, even Stacey, yada, yada, yada.

So she's still very salty about these arrangements. She's like, so I expected Mrs. Wonder Nuts to do the same. So they're like, so, Jazele, are you still leaving? And Karen is like, I don't know if I would. It's really dangerous out there. It's really, really, so dangerous. Why am I crying? Giselle says there's a hotel.

And Wendy's like, uh-oh, she's willing to go. other will hotel, you guys. But the hill... Kierna, she says again, but the hell was so dangerous. I wouldn't go to the hill. The hills are alive. It's very, very dangerous.

The hills are alive with the sound of music. Kierna laughs. She has probably no idea what the reference is. She's like, so, okay, well, Kierna, you need to lay down,

Angel, I think you need take your friend, or whatever. So they're basically trying to make arrangements to be like, okay, we got to, like, go take a rest. And it turns out Kierna is going to Angel's house. That was like a thing

we were confused about. We were like, why isn't Kieran going? But she is going. And Monika's like, how many bedrooms is your house? She's like, well, it's six, but unfortunately, a lot of them are used. Like, Bobby uses one for his man cave. And like the bunk room is Bobby's man cave too. And then there's a kitchen, which is Bobby's man cave. And we have a, we have a nice foyer, but that's his man cave. So unfortunately, it's all used up. Lots of, lots of man caves for Bobby. You better work at man cave. Bianca, get in your car. drive away. Drive away, Bianca.

By the way, we find out that if Bobby's friends are staying in the house also, which I don't know if we'll ever find that out, but if those guys are staying in the house, I'm going to give a big raised single eyebrow and go, hmm, hmm, because you're telling me that you took up bedrooms for those guys who wouldn't even stand up and say hello to the women, but this is pure conjecture, but I like getting mad on pure conjecture. Well, six bedrooms. Okay, how many kids does she have? She's got a lot of kids, right?

three at least. I forget. I don't count the kids. I'm not really a kid counter. Sorry. But she's got, let's say she has three. So she's got at least two bedrooms for the kids. She's got one for her and Bobby. She's got one that's like a bunk room. So that still would only leave three bedrooms, which is not enough. So. But even without having the room in the house, getting them a place an hour away is crazy. An hour and a half, actually. Yeah. It's cray cray. It is cray. They did mention that the Airbnb was in Littleton. right? Didn't they mention Littleton at one point? But I don't know. Someone's got to do a map.

We've got to see what the distances are. But I feel like in the past, when people have invited people to stay in their houses, it has always worked out. Because people have big-ass houses and people share beds and stuff. And I just feel like when people have gone on cast trips to people's homes, like to Camille's place in Colorado, on Beverly Hills, Or to, there was another Colorado place. I think they say that.

I'm like, Dallas. And anytime anyone goes to Colorado is what I'm saying. They don't. You're like, Colorado has this space. I've seen it on housewise. And they went to Monique's house in, you know, that's where they went, they had a trip where they went to Monique's house, like her other house. The husband's not there with the kids. Get Bobby and the kids out of there.

You know, it's like, send them on vacation, have them get a friend to therapy or something, you know, like the kids, the kids have, that opens up two room women. No one wants to stay in the kids' room. But you know what I'm saying? Like, there's a way to do it. I feel like. It's not like everybody's dying to wake up and look at Angel's face. You know what I mean? They're not like, oh, my God, we don't get to spend more time with Angel.

I think it's more like, you dragged us all to Colorado to advertise your wander butts and to like show everybody, to show the TV how gorgeous your house is, but you're treating us like shit. Like, you're not treating us. You're treating us like an afterthought, and you're just using the show to kind of, like, promote your own bullshit. And, you know, fuck off. And it's like, if they were, like, 20 minutes away or 15 minutes away, I think it would be okay. But they really are so far away. And it is weird. Like, you can get them, you can just get them a regular Airbnb.

I feel like this cast, for as much as this cast has come up, Potomica is definitely one of those shows that has, like, a rich history of, like, bad Airbnb's. So, like, you can pull it off. Yeah. So Angel's like, well, the other rooms are for Kieran and Tia and Monique said, or Jazzy's like, so when did you and Tia get so close? Which I think is a good question. But listen, she needs to get some friends. So Tia's like, well, she's been very kind to me. And because she and Angel are super close, it was like an automatic connection to. I'm, you know, Angel only has two extra bedrooms. What's the problem? Because, like, who else's, who else would go? Right. Like, who else would Angel invite? If she has room for two people. Anybody would be questionable, right?

Because she's not friends with anybody. She's not friends with anyone. It's not going to be Jezelle. It's not going to be Ashley. You know, Angel said this thing of this sort of nice thing about Wendy. Like, I think generally, like you. That does not qualify you to be in the main house, though. Right. And then after that, it's not going to be Stacy.

I don't think she's even has a relationship with Stacy of any, like, no worthiness, right? I actually think she should have invited Monique because I'm surprised she didn't pull the wag card and be like from one wag to another. Come stay in my house. Yeah. So Angel's like, okay, let's go. So some of the girls are going, you know, and so they get in the truck. And Kierna and Tia are getting in the truck. And she's like, well, if that girl really said what Wendy said. She said. That's bad. She's like, oh, that it's still unprofessional. She's like, very unprofessional. That is a very bad realtor. Very, very bad.

Cut to Giselle. So, Wendy, do we want to call the agent? Let's call the agent. Let's get her on the phone. Let's hear. Come on now. Come on. And Wendy's like, uh-uh. I'm not calling her. Let, let Angel do that. She's like, I'm not getting dragged into this mess, Giselle, more than I have. Okay. More than me? The ones who started it? Well, she started it in the beginning. But then what's going to happen is that Wendy will get blamed for calling the realtor when it was Giselle who really wanted to do it the most. Yeah, I think Wendy's just like, I'm not doing the work. I'm tired. She can do it. I've passed the baton.

I'm exhausted. And Monique's like, okay, so what was she saying? I'll call her. Yeah, she's like, I'm not calling her. So Ashley's like, okay, well, that's fair. Well, you wouldn't be so defensive about the word. if you weren't evicted. Yes, she would.

If I was leaving an Airbnb and someone accused me of being evicted, yeah, it would be like I wasn't evicted. But I love that Jazeel takes that as this huge piece of evidence. So we go to Angel's truck and Kierna says, well, first of all, for professional reasons, the extreme thing I've been mad at all. It's extremely mad. And Angel is saying, like, well,

Jazeel was mad because she thought she had a gotcha, but really it made her look stupid again because I keep my my business tight. These issues that they have, they are made up and they're based off of jealousy, because let me tell you something, they hate the house, but that house is a $1.6 million house that they are staying in. That's like wag money right there, okay? It speaks of ingratitude, wagless ingratitude. And she goes, now listen, I'm a humble lady, which I was cracking up at, because in the other scene, when they were like, oh, you only want to spend $1,000, And she goes, let me tell you something.

My very, very rich, rich ass did not. She said something like that. And then it cuts to her like, yeah, listen, I'm a very humble lady. And I'm not sure where this energy is coming from. But I'm an eternal optimist, Wonderland, Wonderland. If there's anything I have picked up from Angel all season long is that she is an eternal optimist. That's what I always think of. When I see her smiling face every single episode, not being a wet plan,

I'm like, there's an eternal optimist if I've ever seen one. Yeah. And so, Tia's like, well, Angel, I know that obviously, with a given that K would be in your house, but I feel so special that I would include it. So, thank you so much. Do you have a whole bunch of stuff walking through your garden or backyard or property or anything like that?

Tell me. Tell me right now what to be afraid of. She's like, well, we've got bobcats and plenty of snakes. And she's like, rattlesnakes. Yes, rattlesnakes, bo-a-constrict. We've got the snake from Jungle Book that is actually bigger than a mountain that could eat you. So be very good. Like, what the fuck am I staying here?

Who brings me to a house with rattlesnakes and bobcats? I know. Also, something just occurred to me. Isn't Angel's whole thing that we wander lust is that we lead people on these, like, wellness retreats, right? So one must assume they keep people in a place for the wellness. Do they keep them in the Airbnb that the women are at? Like where do they keep the, where do they keep them?

Because they have 36 acres. The whole thing is they have 36 acres. I always thought wanderless took place on their property. But I just have so many questions. I don't know. That's a good question. I wonder if they can pitch tents and dig holes for their poopies or something. Maybe it's a whole other, yeah, maybe it's a whole other property.

Yeah. Where do you stay when you go to Wanderlest? I don't know. But anyway, Giselle, back to the Airbnb, Jocel was like, when we went to Nivas, y'all felt warm, y'all felt love. Gisle's so hung up.

She's so proud of her Nivas trip, which was fine, but like nothing, nothing memorable, but she keeps going back to it. And Monique is like, well, I thought we were staying at her house because then we see a flashback again to the episode, you know,

where Angel was talking about, like, if you're coming to my house, I need to make sure you don't act this way. We need to clear this up before you come to my house. I invited you all to my house, my 36 acres, you know. So they're like, yeah, we thought we're staying at the house, the house that she's talked about all season long. Yeah, and so they're all upset. And Wendy's like, my favorite part of the trips is when we come tonight, we talk in the kitchen over cheesecake and we hang out and talk about how stupid woes is.

They're like, yeah, we're robbed of our golden girls moment. And then the other ladies, Kiernan is like, is the mountain lion going to get us? And Angel goes, no, no. If you see a mountain lion, it's already too late. You're not going to see one because you'll be dead. And Tia's like, well, there's a point of entry in Stacey's room. She goes, so where we meet? And Tia goes, they may smell Stacey.

It's like, oh my God. Stacey kills still catching strays. She just can't win that chick. Left them right. So back in the Airbnb, Stacey is saying, I just hate that we're separated already. Wendy's like, I hate that. And Stacey's like, and now we're going to be separated again because you guys are leaving because Giselle really wants to get a hotel.

And as we talked about on Crappy Hour, there was footage of them at the four seasons of Denver, which I wonder if that's where they wind up going at the end of this episode. Because this Airbnb just gets worse and worse and worse. Yeah, they just needed a shower. So yeah. So Wendy's like if Angel was going to tweet us like this, then why did she even invite us on the twip? I'm like, okay, you know what? Some of the people I can see being like, wait a minute, why don't we get to stay with Angel?

But Wendy, you're the one who's like, Angel just wanted to pay $1,000 for her place. Why does Angel want to put you up? I mean, come on. The fact that it's Monique and Giselle crying the loudest with there being the meanest is so this show. Yes. You get what you pay. You get what you earn. Okay.

So the Wendy crew, I'm not the Wendy crew, the angel crew arrives at her house, and Bobby shields Angel from the rain. And, you know, they go inside. They're like so impressed with the house. You know, this is beautiful. It's all this. And Karen is like, I love the invention of Whitaker marble. I was like, what? Karen is suddenly a marble expert.

And they're just like, oh, my God, it's so beautiful. This is beautiful. Oh, it's lovely. It's gorgeous. Of course, they're just like, God, go for it. But actually, it's gorgeous. The house is gorgeous. The house is so, so pretty.

Yeah, it's really, really well done. And the guest rooms are good, good, good, gorgeous. Like, the treatment on the walls is so pretty. Is it like a cement? What is it on the? I don't know. It looks great. I mean, it's just so pretty this whole place.

The beds even. I mean, really well. But then there's also like a violinist. It's like standing in the corner of the kitchen as they walk through on their little tour. I'm like, what's happening? here. Or maybe that was later. I don't know. But at some point there was a violinist. Actually, it was. Yeah. There was a violinist

at the party. At the party. Yeah. So, they asked Tia if she's happy to be here. And she's like, well, I was told where I was going to, she goes, let me fix my face. So it's not obvious what I'm saying. I was told where to say it. I stayed there.

Yes. And Kieran was like, Is this the Wonderland? I feel like I'm in Wonderland. And she says, ooh, wow, this is beautiful. Oh, you'll have your own own sweet bathroom. You have your own bathroom. And they're just like, oh, this is the lap of luxury. Cut to Wendy, which is like, you know, the magic of our girls trip happens when we're all under one woof.

And, like, I could sleep into bed with you for like a night or whatever. I just think it's a bathroom piece. I don't know. It's just really sad. So it's kind of funny because for sure, if you're going on a group trip, that is the best time. It doesn't matter whether it's on a house live show or if it's just in real life. The best is like at the end of the night. You're all together.

I mean, you're sort of having a slumber party, but they are really leaning into it here in a way that they never have on any other girl's trip. They never talk about it this much. We're not going to see each other getting ready at night. How will we talk to each other? Well, we get glammed. How are we going to live on this trip? But it is funny because it's like the four of them and there's like this whole giant bar of alcohol, you know, and states it's like, well, we have all that liquor. I mean, who's going to drink it if you guys leave?

Because, again, Giselle and Ashley are thinking about leaving. They're like, they have all those booze. They've got all those snacks. But it is just like four of them, four or five of them. It's just so awkward. So Ashley says, I need a bathroom. I poop three times a day.

They're like, wow. I'm like twice. I said, okay, that's where we've come to. We're finding out how many times each person poops now. Come on, man. So they keep going on and on about this. And then now, it's time for Angels welcome mixer. And so...

By the way, a welcome mixer where the people who are supposed to mix refuse to mix. It's more like a what's the opposite of a mixer? Separator. It's a welcome separator. Yeah. So Angel's getting glam. And she's like, oh, this face is giving. Now I'm going to go get nice and drunk.

So this was $100. I'll give you $50. I'll give you $50. Yeah. I cannot wait for the welcome. mixer. I have a beautiful dinner, open, open fire dinner for the ladies among the backdrop of our 36 acres. And I have really tried to plan details. So the ladies know that I'm being intentional with their time. And so then we see them all getting into the car to go 35 miles north

for this one. It's a one hour. It's 35 miles, but it takes one hour, I'm assuming because of windy mountain roads. Yeah. So it takes an hour and a half. Yeah. So she's, it's even a lie about the distance. Yeah. So Monique calls to check on her son to waste some time. And she's like, Mr. Call, oh, it sounds like you've got heat exhaustion and dehydration. Okay, I've got a, I've got a remedy for you. It's called her and Annie. Stop fucking calling me.

Okay. Yeah. She's like, I finally get phone service. Oh, I hear this bullshit. Go in the shade. Drink some water. So then now they're talking about divorces and like marriages and stuff. And Jazzy is asking like, hey, did you guys have a sticky, like really bad divorce?

Like, I hate you. I hate that. We're done with this. And Monica's like, no, but I don't think he thought it was going to go through. And she says that Chris didn't even really want a divorce. And Monique is saying, she's also joking that like in light of recent events, Stacey would be the most comfortable person she could talk to with her issues with her ex because she's the only one who really knows Chris Samuels at all.

So maybe she can relate. Yeah. And so. I think that's what she meant by that. Or did she mean that they're dating? Like she was joking like, oh, well, it's her ex too if they dated. So she would get it. But I think she was kidding.

So then Ashley, meanwhile, is like, oh, my God, look at those houses. They have to be Airbnbs or whatever. I mean, we could have been at those. I see 30 Airbnbs. This is everywhere you pass is like, well, there's a place with running water all bad. Oh, God. No, but they have a toilet. Someone's probably pooping in that house.

They probably have it. I mean, it is. I mean, they are passing several houses. Although, to be fair, if Angel had put them in one of those houses, they'd be like, this, we have to stay here in some crappy suburban ranch house while they're in a lap of luxury. So they would never be happy, to be honest. Yeah. And that's the thing with Giselle.

She's so unhappy about every little thing that when there's really something to be unhappy about it, like, oh, God, there she is complaining again. Even when it's real, it's like, we don't have water or anywhere to poop. It's like, you do nothing but complain. So, like, you're the little, you're the little girl who cried, I can't poop. So then they do the thing with it. They're still driving and they, and they get up, they actually go on to Airbnb. They're like, let's just see what's near here.

And they find, they're like, okay, here's one. It's an eight bedroom hot tub and red rocks and sleeps 20. They're like, here's what you could do is 20. And the thing is this, they're right. Of course there are giant Airbnb's. Colorado is such a, like that Denver area in general, Boulder, all that. Like, you know, people want to go and have a cabin, you know, and have like, have like a whole bunch of people there. So it is crazy that that theirs is so far away. So, and the other car, Jazzy's like, oh my God, 53 minutes. Monique says, wow, you guys, yeah, let's find an Airbnb. Find an Airbnb. So Monique's like, well, I've hosted two trips. And the network does cover certain expenses, but it's our job to be in line with production every step of the way.

And then we see clips of Monique's trip to France and her lake house in 2020. And she's like, What do you think she means by that? I'm going to make sure it's good. She means that even though they might pick up the tab, it's still your responsibility to make sure everyone's comfortable, make sure their accommodations are good. like production doesn't do all that for you.

They just pay for it. So if your trip sucks, it's because you sucked at the planning of it. This was actually, I thought, a significant moment. This is the first time I can remember, I think it was the first time ever,

that there was a breaking of the fourth wall about how the logistics of the trips are taken care of. They always, always, always, even in the later years of the housewives where we've seen a lot of fourth wall breaking, they always make it seem like, oh my God, I just had this idea to go on a,

trip and I'll do it all myself. And this is the first time that someone's actually said and that Bravo's put on the air, like, look, the network pays for stuff. But, you know, yada, yada, yada. I thought that was like a pretty significant moment. Yeah. And otherwise insignificant. Seriously.

I like, this is a, guys, it's 2026. Huge. A significant thing that happened in America. Huge. My gosh. And an otherwise insignificant vertical. Yes. This year, my horoscope said, shit's about to change.

And it just did. It just. it. Acknowledgement. Monique says the energy was just weird. It was like, damn. And Jazzy's like, yeah, I mean, she just seems so emotional. I mean, what the hell?

She goes, yeah, but this is Monique. She goes, you've got to understand. There's so much other stuff she's not sharing. And I can confidently say that because I've been in her shoes. Like, I see right through it. You know, it's a lot of pressure when you're doing it all and you have one whole partner that may not be. I'm just hypothetically speaking, you know, just I don't know.

I mean, maybe it's abuse. I don't know. But seeming pretty. abusive to me. I'm just saying. Just rhetorical. I didn't take it as abuse. I really didn't. I did not like take it as an abuse. What I took it as is that Bobby calls all the shots and Angel is afraid that if she doesn't go along or she doesn't like sort of stand and say like, I don't want to do that or no or like stand up to Bobby and and like express her wills that he's going to leave her. And that's how I, So she's sort of powerless in this relationship.

And it's a relationship that she likes the, she loves being in the relationship. She likes the idea of it. She likes the image of her life as like, hey, I'm a wag. And I'm married to a football player. We've got this mansion and everything's great. We've got this beautiful life. But fundamentally, it's like it's not a, it's not like a, it's not an equal partnership. That's my takeaway.

I see what you're saying. The reason I say abuse, and I don't mean like physical abuse, like she's accusing him of physical abuse. I'm just saying that what Monique has told the ladies about her. her relationship is a, she's like describes an abusive relationship. She wrote in her book, there's an abusive relationship, right? It's like she's very out about it being, well, actually, she said physical. She said in her book, she said that they're physically,

they physically abused each other, like had molasses, physical abuse and stuff like that. And so she's telling the people this, she's showing them her book. She's kind of like, it's not like she's being shy about her own. So when she compares her relationship, when she compares, when she says, oh, I recognize that. That's exactly what my husband did. Like you're comparing her husband to your abusive husband. You know what I mean?

So, you know, abusive, more toxic. Maybe toxic is a better word. But it's still just like, like gross. Not the best. Yeah. And because, you know, even though what she's saying, like we see it. And when, you know, when we see it later the way he is with her, I don't want to say whether it is or not because I don't know whether it is or not.

I just think it's like the second he says like, oh, it's going to, you know, we'll get there when we get there. They all switch to this immediate like, oh, well, Bobby, Bobby. Bobby, nah, then, then, I just, I don't know, it just seems like, I get that they attack each other on these shows, but it just seems to be going a little low to be comparing her, her relationship to your abusive relationship. It's like, like, yeah. Yeah, again, I just, I took it more just like, like she was saying, Angel is just not a, angel is not. It's an brave to just be herself. But, I mean, it could be both ways. And definitely Angel takes it the way that you said it, I think.

Yeah, because they just went to this whole book thing about Monique's terrible relationship. You know what I mean? She wrote a whole book on how she's not part of this horrible relationship anymore. She's like, oh, my God, your relationship was just like mine. It's like, excuse you? That was not a book. That was a series of love letters from her former self. Written by Chad GPT.

So Jazzy is like, well, as a wag, I don't experience that kind of thing. You've been a, you are a five-minute wag. Okay? And didn't your husband have kids on you? I mean, come on. She's a wagga mama. It's a joke that would make more sense in London because there's a series of restaurants there called Wagamama.

So, yeah, no, I agree. You're a recent wag. Yeah, you've been here two minutes, okay. You're like a wag newt. Yeah. Call me three kids later. A wag zygote. God, it must be fun to do, to be able to start every sentence with as a wag.

I think that's probably why. I mean, it's got like the what a minute wag. Yeah. As a wag. As a wag. Yeah. I don't experience that, you know, but I wouldn't want a woman bringing an ex-husband and comparing them to my current husband, you know. So Monique is saying, yeah, I mean, maybe she doesn't want to open up and maybe she doesn't want to talk about it.

I'm just saying, I don't know. Who am I to say? And Stacey's like, be careful. She's very sensitive about her man. And she's like, that's why. I mean, hello, I've been there too. So that's what I'm saying. I was sensitive about my man too.

So she reminds me of where I was in some ways. No. That being said, this is not the first time on Bravo that these moments have arisen where people have brought. have recently experienced some sort of trauma, and then they project it onto a situation. They see the similar signs, and they feel like, uh, warnings, warnings. But is the track record on Bravo on this, like, terrible? Like, is it every time someone does this, it's like, uh, see, they were wrong. They shouldn't have projected.

Or has it been actually fairly accurate? I'm just trying to remember the examples. For some reason, I'm going right to Lisa Rina and Kim Richards. Well, with most of the examples, you know, with most of the examples, and look, I say this about my own personality. If you just automatically think everybody's shitty, 80% of the time you're going to be right, because that's just human. That's just humanity. No, that's why everyone always says, Ronnie's always right. And Ben is right.

And Ben is like, because Ronnie always is like, because they're shitty. You'll see they're shitty. And eventually they're shitty because guess what? It turns out that like most people on Bravo at certain point, they just spoil and they turn shitty. And then I'm the one that they're like, we love Ben, but he just doesn't get it. And I'm like, no. Yeah, because you see the good. You see the good a lot more than I do.

And I think that that, you know, I'm going to win more because I see humans or humans are nasty. Like it takes more effort for a human to be good than it takes for a human to be nasty. It doesn't mean I think like humanity just sucks and. general. I just think that humanity has a very dark side and it's easier to just live in the dark side. You know, it's harder to do good. And so I think that, you know, just voting on human nature, you're going to be right if you say people are shitty. So I think on these shows, when people are like, oh, her husband is shitty, 90% of the time they're going to be rude to. That's going to work out eventually. Yeah. Work out. Yeah. So, anyhow, they all arrive at angels at long last. And they're like,

oh my God, this is so beautiful. And then we see there's people in the backyard. There's a violinist lurking in the kitchen playing like Mozart, which it's like, okay, sure, that's a new interpretation of a ho-down. I appreciate a Mozart moment at the ho-down. You know, sort of a hybrid tea party, garden party, ho-down. Sure, go for it. Well, it's definitely something to be like, I'm rich. I had a violinist following people. Right. Nobody wants that. Nobody is like, you know what I really needed today? Some violinist following me around, playing some bullshit, I don't know.

What is this song? Do you, like, do you know any, like, Carly X, X, X. But it's also like, it's like if you ask a kid, what does it like to be rich? And like, well, there's a violinist of the party. Right. Like, a kid would say that. And that's, it's like, I feel like, I've never seen the movie Richie Rich, but I feel like Richie Rich probably becomes rich and has a party and has a violinist there, right? But this is Angel doing it.

So she has this random violinists coming through. Because she's a humble woman. We forgot to mention. She's very humble, guys. Super humble woman. So the house is stunning, you know. And Ashley's like, clearly no lack of land here. And you don't have a house big enough to sleep some women, sleep some girls.

Land does not equal housing. I know. You dumb, dumb. So Stacy is like, Stacy says, Poppy probably won't allow it. Oh, Angel. you a little crystal for your home. And she goes, Ashley, are you trying to make me love you? I just love this. Now I feel bad. Are you trying to stay in my bed? I don't even, I didn't even know that you knew that I collect crystals. And actually's like, yeah, I had a sense. Yeah, and we see, we do see clips of Angels new age moments from the season. So it's not like there are none of them. Just don't feel like it oozes from her. So then we see our vinyl inest and Tia's like, um, who does that on your wedding day, we can, hi. British Shade. And Angel's like,

OK, ladies, there's a bar over here with the specialty mezcal drink. Mezcal, it's a drink that we've discovered in New York and the Upper East Side brought there from Mexico, apparently. You'll really enjoy it. I would like to thank a lady named Aaron for bringing this to America.

And I got mescal because I know that's your favorite, Jazeel, okay? And I wanted to make sure you had something that you would like. There are also toilets of flesh here. You're welcome. So, Giselle's like, I mean, she's got a lot of making up to do.

So she's like happy. She's like, okay, Angel, I see you. I mean, it's funny how flat, like the simplest flattery will start to turn someone. And then Stacey goes, Angel is showing more excitement for Giselle than her own husband. I'm trying to figure this out.

I'm like, no, I think like Angel's very excited about Bobby. I think that was a wrong take by Stacey. Doesn't she see Bob? all the time. Like every time Bobby comes, does she have to be like, Bobby? I got you, MESCO. Yeah, I think she's like really excited about Bobby. They all say hi. And then Monique is like, hi, I'm Monique Samuels. We used to talk on the phone for like years and years and

years and years, like years and years ago when, you know, like my ex-husband mentored you. I guess I'm trying to say as I'm an even more elder wag than your wife. So just remember that. You might not recognize me, but I'm a wah-wag. That's a was-a-wag. It was a wag. I am what your wife will look like soon enough, okay, after you guys have a bitter divorce. I am the representation of the autobiography that your wife is going to write to herself in letters. And voice notes on her iPhone. If you find some love letters, if you find some love letters written by your wife, just know they're coming to me.

Just the metaphorical version. It's like, yeah, I talked to you in high school. God, that was a long time ago. She's like, yeah, full circle. Full circle moment. So now then Angel brings them down to an oxygen bar, you know, because why not live, relive the year 2001? Am I right, guys? He doesn't want to breathe in fluorescent green food coloring.

God. Yeah, what was this? It just sounds so healthy. Back in, when I moved to L.A. in 2001, Woody Harrelson had an oxygen bar on the sunset strip. It was wedged right between, like, the standard hotel and, like, the standard hotel. like the argyle or like the argyll and whatever it was right there and it was this crazy thing and you'd go in there they had all these like potions like this and you'd go in and you'd just snort oxygen

of different flavors but i just it was such a it was such a trend of 2000 2001 and just so funny the angel's like bringing it back yeah my mom did it in Vegas and she came back and she was like oh my god Vegas has this thing called oxygen it's like so does the world and she's like no Ronnie, like you sit down and they put it on your face and you breathe it and you just feel, you just feel so clear. You feel so free. I'm like, Mom, it's because normally when you breathe in, it's Benson and Hedges or Virginius Lins. It's called breathing the air. Try it. Hello there. This is a two-part recap. Okay? This is the end of part one. So thank you so much for listening to this. Just come back a little later for part two. Watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. It's always a party on Allison Block.

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