Watch What Crappens - #3157 RHOP S10E14 Part Two: Troubled Waters

Episode Date: January 12, 2026

This is part 2 of 2The Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip is off to an uneasy start.  First, there’s no water in the AirBnB.  Then there’s a strange cabal of silent men refusing to add...ress the women. And lastly, the first day wraps up at 7:30 PM. What is happening here?  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So they do it.
Starting point is 00:00:36 They're like sort of amused by it. But then Jazzy's like, yeah, they take selfies and they have like the things in their nose. And Jazzy is like, yeah, it's giving hospital. It's like emphysema chic. Yeah. Yeah. So Stacy is like, trust me, babe, you're so beautiful.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Don't do, don't do a TikTok. Don't do a, don't do a TikTok with this. Because Ashley's like, look at me. So now comes the moment. It's going to look like pictures from your and Michael's vow renewal. I know. So now Angel brings the ladies over to where Bobby is. Bobby is sitting in this, like, semi-circle with several men.
Starting point is 00:01:15 One guy is smoking a cigar, looking mysterious. And so Angel's like, let me introduce everybody. This is Jason Swan. He's an executive director of Rising Roots. It's a nonprofit that seeks to diversify the outdoors. But this guy from Rising Roots is just looking at them. He's staring at them.
Starting point is 00:01:32 And I was like, why is he giving them a look like that? He just was staring at them. Like, we were having a conversation. Well, it's like this whole group of. Yeah, and it's also, yeah, exactly. She brought you here to like, you know, diversify the outdoors or whatever. So do something.
Starting point is 00:01:53 But the way that he just sat there, also it's a group of men and they're just sitting there staring at all these women who are standing there. No one gets up. No one's not even Bob. It was just so awkward. And Bobby was fucking rude too. He's sitting there giving them the same look.
Starting point is 00:02:08 They were all getting at them like they're aliens. Yeah, I think Bobby must have been like, oh my God, angels miserable. She's doing this thing. All these ladies are so mean to her. They're so horrible. They're telling her she's poor. They're telling her, you know, because she just got back from the house where she finds out that they're all accusing her of trying to pay $1,000.
Starting point is 00:02:25 So I think he's just like, fuck these people. And now they're coming over. And so they get there and all the guys are like, well, fuck all of you then. Yeah. He's just, they're just, they just have this look of disdain on their face. You know, whatever the look is, they're just staring at them. And I'm like, why are you're being so rude? I mean, obviously they've been told, like, don't, like, don't even say a word to these women because they will use it again.
Starting point is 00:02:48 to you, I think, because they're just, I mean, I just couldn't believe that. That was crazy. It was crazy. And these women are just, you know, you've got these, like, this group of interesting, beautiful women, and they're just standing there, just sitting there, just staring at, staring almost as if like the celebrities of this group, aka the real house of Potomac, should be so impressed that they're in the presence of Jason Swan. Jason Swan, who has, you have a nonprofit and you're on a national platform right now,
Starting point is 00:03:17 and you're just going to sit there giving stink face to these women. And then it goes, then we go over to, it's a nonprofit. And then, of course, Angel's like, and I'm actually on the board as well. Nice to meet you. And this is Ben Dinkins. He is a high, ultra high net worth wealth advisor. So, yeah, like, he's really, he's a big deal. He's a client of Wanderland Outdoors.
Starting point is 00:03:38 And that guy, he doesn't even, I don't think even looks at them. He just smokes a cigar. He smokes a cigar and, like, puffed it at them. He's like, and, like, gives him a look. And they just keep cutting to him puffing the cigar rudely at them. Like, fuck you. You know, they all have this look of fuck you in their face.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Yeah. And she's like, okay. Everyone's like, okay, no one gets up. Not one of them gets up to say like, hello and shake their hand or anything. And Wendy's like, I thought we were coming to your house to get to know you and your family. But like, who are these people? What the hell? Yeah, this was just, this was such a, this was such a bizarre.
Starting point is 00:04:17 moment. I don't know. I just like, and I thought actually it was exceptionally rude of Bobby as he's essentially a host. It gets his house. These are his friends. And I think it's, you know, it was fine that angels like, this is so and so and so, this is so and so. But the fact that, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:04:34 I feel like Bobby could have done something he could have stood up and being a host, stand up and say, hi, ladies, welcome to my home. We're so glad to have you. I mean, listen, whatever you really think, like you're a husband, on a housewives show and you don't get involved with the ladies you don't get involved in the mess you are nice and then you back the fuck away that's all you have to do but i mean you're making yourself look so bad in this situation especially when you've got monique over there and joselle
Starting point is 00:05:00 spreading all this stuff of like oh bobby's horrible and bobby's this and bobby's that and the energy from bobby you're not helping yourself you know yeah like oh yikes yeah i just thought it was it was just like crazy rude i feel like we've never seen this sort of display before on any of the housewives This just was crazy. Yeah, this was really bad. So Angel's like, well, I'm going to tell the chef to start dinner. And Stacey's like, okay, well, so that's the table over there? And then you see like beyond the house.
Starting point is 00:05:32 It's like if it was a city block, it would have been like a block away. You see this little table out in the middle of the dirt. She's like, wait. So that's our table? There's like 10 tables up here, you know, with the fires and all the gorgeousness. And then you put us a block away in the dirt. What the hell? Yeah, it's just, it's so bizarre.
Starting point is 00:05:55 This whole thing is so bizarre. So they're like, okay, so we're all the way out here in the middle of nowhere. Okay, great. So the violinist, the one person who comes over to them is the violinists. The only bridge for the rest of the party. Great. The violinist, awesome. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:16 We love macaroni. It's like, I don't need this. Play something else. Get him out of here. Does anybody got to Spotify? So they are sitting down and everything. And Angel offers, like, by the way, my cloth's up there if anyone needs anything, if it's so too cold. And so Monique is like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:06:36 I like this version of Angel like this. I like you. This version of you. I like this. And so Jazz, he's like, oh, you don't like the other version. And Monique's like, hmm, not so much. I like this energy. And Giselle says, yeah, well, you were talking about her energy earlier, right?
Starting point is 00:06:53 Yeah, the energy earlier was whack, because your energy was not of a host. It was not host energy, yeah. Okay, well, I'm sorry that you felt that way, but I'm here and we're here and we're present. The violinist is here too, and just want to remind everyone over there is Ben Dinkins. Hey, Ben, hi. No, oh, he just puffed a cigar again. And we're just having a good time. And if you guys need anything of me, I'm here for you.
Starting point is 00:07:16 from you and you can text me and you can call me and we're going to have a good, good time. Maybe not with water, but with a lot of fun and emotion. Well, we were going to call you earlier because you couldn't have found something closer like we're an hour and a half from here. And she's like, well, this is the high season in Colorado, high season, low season, middle season. Come on now. She's like, well, there's just not availability.
Starting point is 00:07:40 She goes, well, the house doesn't have water. It's intermittent. Intermittent. And they're like, and Monique's like, yeah. It shuts on and off. No. No. It shuts on and off.
Starting point is 00:07:51 The house is whack. The ladies and I are trying to get ready for dinner and the water is like turning on and off. And there has to be somebody out to go outside and flip the switch. So we barely with the water got ourselves together to come to Angel's house. Jazeel is so mad. She is so mad right now. And Angel looks horrified. I hate to be on Jaze's side because she really is just so nasty at all times for no reason.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Like she's really, to me, she's been coming at Angel. season for no reason. It's been gross, but she's got a point. I mean, man, we even have footage in the house of water not coming out of the spouts. And they have to, like, go out and turn on the water well or whatever the hell it is. They have to keep going back outside.
Starting point is 00:08:30 It's just, oh, yeah. It's really bad. And Jezelle's like, well, I have something to say to Tia and Stacia, because I gave y'all a challenge. And I was being shady, making y'all do the sack race together, and you guys were able to work together.
Starting point is 00:08:46 So do you guys want to fight again or make up because you have the stage? Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. I never stopped working. I'm going to start ten fights a scene. Go ahead and fight now. So Stacey's like, well, I don't have an issue with you, Tia, because I honestly don't even know who you are. And she's like, oh, that's so funny. So, so very funny.
Starting point is 00:09:08 You won't know who I am until I knock on your door and say I've lived in your house before. Well, when we met, I described you as someone being level-headed, someone who's neutral, someone who I want to get to know, like Arabella. And I introduce you to my family, and maybe that doesn't mean anything to you, but that meant a lot to me. And then you flip the script so swiftly. So we see that clip again of Tia inviting them to dinner, and then Stacey says that Timo's got to fly out, and then it doesn't, and then da-da-da. And basically, Stacey's like, you know, you jumped on the hate Stacey tree. train so quick. And Stacey goes on to say that like if Tia, like with Tia and if like if
Starting point is 00:09:50 Angels having a bad day, then she'll be on Angel's side. If Giselle's having a bad as it hates her, then she'd be on Giselle's side. She's basically like Tia is going to pick sides and she's going to kind of go for, there's certain people that she will always take their side and like Stacey was not one of them. Yeah. And so far from what we can see, that's true. Unfortunately, it is true and it like really bothers me because I really, I love Tia. I loved her out the gate.
Starting point is 00:10:11 and, like, her performance in the second half the season has me being like, oh, no, Tia, you were supposed to be the perfect newbie, and you're not the perfect newbie, but I still love her. I'm going to give her a pass. I just pretend it's not happening. So here's the thing. The reason I've taken this step back from Stacey is because everything that people are saying about you, I'm finding it's true. I know who I am. More importantly, I don't think you know who you are because you represent yourself and have to be something different in front of everybody. So, for example, Monique had already told us that she had gone to our ex to tell him everything that was in the conversation at pride. And then I asked, I said, you know him. And she said, no, I don't know that man. And I said, have you ever spoken to him about his marriage? She's like, why would I say that? We've already established that I know Chris.
Starting point is 00:10:57 No, no, she said to me, but she lied to me. She lied to me. We see a clip of her saying, do you know Chris? And she goes, well, I know him socially, but we're not like that close. which I feel like is very, very different than you acted like you didn't know who he was. Because she'd never said she didn't know him. She always said that she knew who Chris was. She never even hid this.
Starting point is 00:11:20 And they keep on trying to make it into so much more than it is. And I just, I don't believe it is more than it is. I actually do believe Stacey on this. And Stacey says, well, it doesn't make sense for me to say, I don't know Chris. I've told everyone at the table. She goes, oh, so you're saying that I said that? Are you saying that you didn't know? and just I was like before she admitted that she did.
Starting point is 00:11:41 No, no, I'm saying that you're a liar because I already told everyone this before. And Tia is kind of caught in a lie here, right? Yeah. I mean, did we see? Is there some other clip that proves Tia to be right? Because I don't think she's lying. I think she just doesn't remember it properly. I think that she, in her mind, I mean, convenient.
Starting point is 00:11:59 I think she's lying. She's, I think that Tia, I think Tia is speaking with the conviction of someone who's remembering it incorrectly. And then the tail of the tape says otherwise. And Tia's like, but we have P, it's on camera. Which, by the way, that's working totally against you, Tia. Because it is on camera, and you're wrong on this. So there's going back and forth.
Starting point is 00:12:19 And Ash is like, it's just so baffling as to what's sake he's trying to do here. I mean, you're getting caught in a lie in every single which way. I'm like, could we see your first like seven seasons of this show, Ashley? I mean, your divorce that never ended. You're with Michael. You're not with Michael. I mean, come on, Ashley. Yeah, and Tia says, well, if you're going to be a liar, it needs to be a good liar.
Starting point is 00:12:41 She's like, well, if the things that you're so upset at me about that allow you to go from prim and proper, she says, oh, I'm still prim and proper, darling, to screaming at me and swearing at me, if those things don't matter to the people that are sitting at this table, who it actually affects, then why does it matter to you? She's like, oh, good question. Well, it's because you agitate my spirit. I don't like liars, even though I just lied at the table, but still, I don't. Like liars. Okay, well, then keep it over there, then. Keep your agitated spirit over there. And Jaze's like, oh, you agitate my spirit. Da, I'm going to use that da. And Jazzy's like, yes, I'm going to write that down.
Starting point is 00:13:19 She's like, well, stay agitated over there. Stay agitated. Well, there's no reason why I would lie if it's documented. Why would I lie about that? She's, well, and why would I lie? So basically, Monique says, look, I asked Stacy if she was the one that basically butchered the story, went back and told him, and she has vehemently said,
Starting point is 00:13:36 no. So Wendy's like, well, so who told him? And then, by the way, I don't know if you caught this. The camera's cut right to Keirna at that moment, which is, Keirna is this. K and Cookie. Come on. Yes. Kierna is like the other suspect that they're not even thinking about. We have Kierna's the one who's friends with Kooky and Kierna's the one who heard from Kooky about this and that, you know, like, clearly was Kiana told Kierna told Kooky. Kooky told Chris and had like a moment with Chris. And then Kooky then calls whoever she called next to be like, well, they were talking about, oh, no, Chris called Monique. I don't remember. I don't remember the game of the telephone, but it's Gownin cookie. So who told him? And Monique's like,
Starting point is 00:14:17 yeah, I mean, I don't know. I mean, it was just us. So how does it 10 minutes later, the conversation get completely transposed the way that it did? I mean, that conversation came out in D-flat. And that was just not the key. It was sung in. And Tia's like, well, she said she doesn't have his number. Didn't she say that? And Chazelle says, well, at the time, she admitted that she has it. By the way, there was also, when that conversation was being had, the women were all in this table. There was a side table, a kitty table of gays.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Every single one of their gay sidekicks were at one little table, sitting right next to them all watching like a spectator sport. There's a very good chance that one of those gays leaked it to Chris as well. Well, here's the problem with all of this is that in standing up for Stacey because I like Stacey, and I don't think she lies about everything, but Stacey lies about a lot of things. So it's really hard to. stand to just be like, oh, well, I'm standing for Stacy on this because she does kind of lie a lot. But she, in this thing, she did say that she knew Chris and all of that. She didn't try to lie about
Starting point is 00:15:18 that. So I like that Monique's like, well, listen, that's what she said. And I have no reason really not to believe her. So whatever. But now, yeah. No, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sorry. I'm the one interrupting you. You should keep going. No, no, go ahead. I want to hear what you said. I was going to move on. So go ahead. I got myself, I got myself whipped up. I also. I also. think that like if Stacey did do this, I don't think that she's like, I don't think she knows Chris on a level where she's going to feel as that she has to cover up for him. I think what she would say is, I did have a conversation with Chris and I told him my feelings on our conversation. Like, she would be slippery about it. She wouldn't, she would acknowledge that she had a conversation.
Starting point is 00:15:58 So that way, if it comes, if he says, look here, we had a conversation. But then she would not give, she would give like some sort of half truth to sort of get out of it. So I think the fact that she is saying absolutely I did not have the conversation means that she probably didn't have it. Well, there's also this thing. So Monique says, you know,
Starting point is 00:16:17 the issue is inconsistencies. And I'm getting letters from his attorney basically threatening me because of defamation. And they're like, oh my God, that's terrible. But Monique, you did say all that stuff on camera. So he would have eventually found this stuff out anyway. Because the stuff that was taken to him
Starting point is 00:16:33 wasn't a lie from what I remember. It was what you said. So, I mean, you were the one. So he still could come after you for defamation. It would have just come out later, I guess, I guess. But either way, whoever did this stuff, that's not cool. It's not cool. To the husband.
Starting point is 00:16:53 And Monique is like, you know, if someone did this, if someone told this to Chris, someone did it with, said it with some intensity and malice behind it. The only one who would have intensity and malice behind it would be cookie, honestly, because no one else really knows. Because Cookie eats money. Yeah. No one else knows or cares about Monique in this cast. Giselle would have been maybe the only one who might have had some malice, but Giselle is, you know, embracing Monique again. So it most likely came from Cookie. And I think that the only one who's talking to Cookie is Giselle and Kierna, honestly. And I don't know, I just don't see this as being Stacey. So Monique is saying, well, look, I mean, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:17:32 but until you come for me personally, I'm fine with you. And Giselle says, that's fair, rah. And she's like, yeah, I'm going to try and be fair here. So now they start talking about how good the food is and how great Angel did. And Angel's like, hopefully this makes up for all the babies and sewing eyes. And Wendy's like, I hope so. This is a tough crowd.
Starting point is 00:17:54 And she's like, okay, I'm going to work on this, guys, because nobody deserves to go without water, even Ashley Giselle. Okay. Yeah. So now Angel reveals the itinerary for the next day. So she goes, okay, so we're going to go to a signature airport, which I think is so funny. A signature airport. It's huge, guys.
Starting point is 00:18:13 It's like the supermarket, it's like the supermarket generic brand of airport that they call the signature. Because that's what every supermarket calls their generic brands. It's your signature, signature cookies. They're going to a signature airport. And we're going to hop on a private jet. and go to aspen's they're all excited that's pretty cool and then they when they go to aspen they're going to kimo sabi and half of them cheer because they probably've seen it on beverly hills and half them are like what the hell is that and i think the audience meanwhile groans
Starting point is 00:18:51 yeah more kimosabi love there's a lot of kemosabi love on these shows this is like the third show right yes they keep going back to kimosami god they love it's like the tourists it's like getting your statue of liberty statue, you know, at a rich person's place. I know. It's like, and like the, you know, I think all of us were thinking like, oh, God, she's going to run to Kyle Richards there. She's going to run to Maricio. Little did we, I think most, I have forgotten that they actually do run into Maricio. And it's in the previous for next week.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Like, hey, Giselle. I was like, oh, my God, it really is Marizio. She's like, Emilio, he's a celebrity haven. And Monique's like, yep. And, um, okay, so no, Monique doesn't say this. So she's like, okay, guys, Angel says, then we're going to hop back here for dinner by seven. And the chef will have a lovely dinner. And please hydrate tonight.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Have spent a higher elevation. And Keir's like, oh, God, even higher than this. Come on, man. She's like, yes, even higher than this. Yes. And, um, and then Kieran is like, Kierna actually has a nice little suggestion. She's like, this has been so nice. Um, I think we should keep the party going.
Starting point is 00:19:59 because I hate when the parties end, so I think tomorrow we should have a pajama party. That'd be really great. And money was like, yeah, I was just saying that. Because basically, they're proposing, after this whole Aspen thing, why don't we go back to the Airbnb, and Angel, why don't you come to,
Starting point is 00:20:16 and you can get into your jammies, and we'd have like a slumber party, especially since Angel has said a million times, I can't wait for you to get to know me, and I can't wait to get to know you, girls. So here is the bonding time. is the after-hours bonding time when the cameras are down, and you can kiki, and it'll be fun. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:34 So they're like, yeah, just pack your suitcases and stay with us. And she's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, until it comes back. She's like, I just have a moment in the bathroom. Do not go in there. She really is. Stacey goes, I just threw up on my mouth a little bit. So Angel's like, well, okay, um, okay, well, I just have to check him with Bobby and make sure he's okay. it's okay with him because he's watching the kids all day.
Starting point is 00:21:02 And I just didn't plan for him putting them both to bed and doing the bedtime routine on his own. And he's like, oh, but that's just a dad being a dad. He can handle it. And Angel puts up her hand like, he's a dad. Like, don't do, don't push this. And everyone sees it. And it's like, whoa, okay.
Starting point is 00:21:20 I guess Bobby can't take care of the kids for more than five hours. So Kieran is like, yeah, you know what? I took that as like a hand that said, mind your business, because that's my man. Don't do that. And Angel's like, well, I'll text you, but I'm down for the plan. Okay, let's wrap it up. Let's wrap it up. So they're like, wait a minute, it's over?
Starting point is 00:21:43 She's like, yes. It's 7.30 p.m. Get the fuck out of my house. And we see it at 7.30 p.m. on the screen. And everyone's like, this is the cast trip. This is the last activity of the night. like even the real house was of Orange County when they went to Montana did something at night
Starting point is 00:21:59 like they're not even a bonfire with some hot dogs we can roast I mean come on yeah this is a this is a sad showing by Angel this is really bad you can't take responsibility for the cast trip the finale cast trip where everything for the rest of the season comes to a head and like this is a big deal for the show
Starting point is 00:22:15 and for you to kick everyone out at 730s it's like ooze and so they're like okay so they all start shuffling away and Jazeel's like y'all had no hosting issues in nevis just want to say nevis best cast trip of all time ah so then stacey is like by the way guys i just went to the bathroom and it was a distinct smell of sewer so tia just want to point out tia was the last one in there i'll tell you who's not
Starting point is 00:22:45 lying tia's bowels and they're very unhappy she did have onion rings today i can vouch for that so chickpeas don't ask me how i know maybe some corn on the cop. So now Angel goes up to Bobby and she's kind of nervous and she's like, so tomorrow they want me, Keirna and Tia to spend the night in the house that they're staying in in Littleton. And to be honest, personally,
Starting point is 00:23:12 if I have an opportunity to see my kids, I'm going to choose to see my kids, right? I mean, if you want to tell me I should go be with my girlfriends, that's okay too, but I should probably be with the kids, right?
Starting point is 00:23:22 Like, that's her vibe. And he's like, like fishing. He's like, well, I don't, I mean, if you want to go, I mean, it's going to suck, but it is what it is. I mean, do you want to do that? And she's like, no, what do you mean? He's, well, okay, then it is. He's like, okay, it is what it is. Then you don't have to do that if you don't want to. And so basically, you know, I think she's going to pin this all on Bobby, but he's like, yeah, of course I don't want to stay home with the kids all night again, you know, but go for it. I'm not going to tell you not to go. Go ahead. She's like, no, no, no. He's like, okay, well, you
Starting point is 00:23:54 don't have to if you don't want to, like whatever. And so she's like, I'm still a breastfeeding mother. And my plan was always to enjoy my time with the ladies during the day. And then maybe sometimes some activities at night. I mean, ma'am, ma'am, if you do not get on that bus and go hang out with your friends on the cast trip, you were officially fired. I'm sorry, this is ridiculous. Okay, you are wealthy people. I'm not, it's not our job to tell people how to spend their money, but it is our job. And, like, you don't, I'm not saying you have to hire a full-time nanny,
Starting point is 00:24:26 even though do you already have one? But you can at least hire someone to help out during the cast trip while you're busy doing your job, okay? Like, I understand it's a lot. Nighttime rituals, I am not being like, oh, whatever, just put the kids in bed, you know, and it's a lot, but I'm going to agree. But honestly, honestly,
Starting point is 00:24:43 hire some help for a day. Bring in your sister to help for the, like, do what every single other housewife does on every single one of these shows. where they bring in someone for the shooting just to take care of someone. I mean, can you more brought her nanny on like two or three trips? Like, this is not an uncommon thing. Like, figure it out, okay?
Starting point is 00:25:04 You cannot brag about your 36 acres and your wealth. And how you know the wealthiest money manager who smokes a cigar and doesn't say hello to people. And yet, you don't have a few extra coins to give to someone to come in a babysitter for one night. Come on. Yeah, come on. You can do this. I believe in you, Angel. An effort here, Angel. Make an effort.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Save your job. Come on now. Yeah. Your job. I'd make fun of you next season too. Pump it, throw it in the fridge and get to that party. Now, do I blame her for not wanting to be around these ladies? Not really. They're always coming for her. But at the same time, you're the one hosting the cast trip.
Starting point is 00:25:39 I'm like, you gotta do this. You're the head of this. Yeah. She's a self-fulfilling prophecy. They always come for her because they know they can get under her skin. And then she does this and they know that they have won. have one. So you've got to go in there and you've got to like take up some space and you got to like, you buck up and you just don't let them, you don't let them be there. And also like show the
Starting point is 00:26:01 fun side of angel that they got to see that one night in Nevis before Keirna made you be sad again. Okay. Like, I don't know. I think she's failing big time here. Yeah, huge. So he's like, okay, so just if you don't want to go, then just tell them that you're together all day and you're already going to Aspen. And she's like, I know, but it's not enough, though. So then on the way home in the car, Ashley's like, well, I mean, that was a good time. Stacey's like, it was better than you expected, right, Jazeel? She goes, not really. It was about the same. So she would have to ask Bobby to, like, stay with us. That's a little weird. Yeah. And Ashley's like, well, Bobby's his security blanket, her security blanket, you know? And like, and Stacey's like, but when she doesn't want to
Starting point is 00:26:43 do something, like, that's when she does it. And like, so she doesn't want to come to the house and stay the night and just I don't think so uh and Ashley calls it I think correctly yeah I think she's waiting to see how it goes tomorrow and if it goes well she'll come and if it doesn't she'll use Bobby as an excuse yeah yeah actually got that like she got that a hundred percent right yeah so now they're driving and driving in the dark and um everyone's getting scared because there's no lights and then we see lots of stock footage of animals there's especially one owl there's this one owl who's like this is my moment to shine I am a nighttime owl with a bright light on me and I am going to take over this show.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Yes, queen. I know. It's like, look, it's like, look, I'm an owl. Watch how I can turn my head all the way around. Look at that. Went in a full circle. Motherfuckers, went to full circle. What did you do today?
Starting point is 00:27:33 Who is most menacing? It's me, bitch. Your nighttime owl. I have an owl outside. God. It doesn't choose to go off until the middle of the night. And then it's like, It's like, yeah, I hear you. I know. Congratulations. You're an owl.
Starting point is 00:27:52 I know. I thought I saw it. I thought I saw an owl yesterday, but I think it was just a hawk. It was a really big hawk, but I thought it was an owl. Either way, as a bird of prey, bitch. So, um, they're driving. It's dark. Chazelle is unhappy with all this darkness. And they're very scared of bears and mountain lions. I mean, it's fair. It's fair. But they're also, you're also in the car. The bear's not going to attack the car while I's driving 50 miles per hour. So they're driving. They finally make it back to their home in the dark. And there's no running water again.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Oh, my gosh. I was like, I don't have the water to wash the bacteria off my body. I'm in danger. Oh, no. And now it's day two. And Stacy's like, dear Lord, please let us be able to wash our hands. Oh, man, I don't even want to use it. Oh, God, I'm afraid.
Starting point is 00:28:40 And so they tried the sink and it's like, And it starts coming out. And they're like, oh, yes. We did it. So they're washing their hands. They're so happy to have their running water. But no one has received any text from Angel. Although actually it turns out that jazz.
Starting point is 00:29:01 He gets a text. But basically, as she is annoyed, that Angel hasn't checked in on them. And everyone's annoyed. Which I think it's fair, too. I think Angel should be like, how was it? Is it all fixed? Did you guys sleep well? but nothing from Angel.
Starting point is 00:29:14 And as she tells us that the only person who had water last night was Stacey, and she was rationing it out. And basically, like, they, Stacey's heard to YouTube how to fix a water heater or whatever, which is hilarious. And they got afraid that she was going to electrocute herself. So they had to call it the private chef to come in and fix it. Oh, my gosh. So they had water two hours later.
Starting point is 00:29:39 And the heat is still up to 90 degrees. so they're not happy. And Monique's like, well, it was so hot in my room this morning. My face was swollen. Literally, my eyes are watering. My nose is running. Oh, my God. This just sounds like hell.
Starting point is 00:29:54 This whole house is a house of horrors. So she's like, you pulled a K? Because Kay's been crying the whole time. Yes. So now they're talking about, Giselle's like, I'm taking over. I'm finding this accommodations. Because this is some foolishness. Now at this point, yeah, you're going to.
Starting point is 00:30:11 have to and just send that lady the bill because this is crazy yeah honestly and stacy's just like you know i'm just trying to be positive it's been a rough morning and i mean is she trying to off us why did she banish us into the woods this is a scary movie and we all know who gets going to get killed first the pretty nice girl that's me so jazelle's like josell's showing them how she had to like you know how she had to shower this morning which is that she turned on the bath and then she probably to pull the thing up on the faucet and move the water to the shower head and everyone up there. So the water was just coming out of the bath faucet and she was like basically splashing it up her hoo-ha. And she's showing them and they're all laughing and she's like, you did a whole bath.
Starting point is 00:30:51 So it's all funny. And then we go over to Angels home and they're, of course, having a luxurious morning with like breakfast and it's Bobby made them a whole spread and it's lovely. And they're like, ugh, lap of luxury. the violin guys there playing pink pony club like Jesus Christ can we just get away from this fucking guy when does he end so she angel says that after she found out about the water pressure being low oh no no it's not just the water pressure being low angel she's like well I had the homeowners check on everything and they said it was fine they just need to restart the system you know but I didn't know that the water completely stopped working overnight and he was like well it's not like it's deliberate you didn't
Starting point is 00:31:35 know anything about it. Can I have another little bit of caviar on my toast? Thank you. Oh, when do we get to take our third show of the morning? So, Kierna is like, she's like, well, guess what? Today we're leaving Sarah Pusses in the corner, because we're not even
Starting point is 00:31:51 doing all that. Oh, I know Kierna's not talking about sourpuses in the corner. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. And he's like, they won't get to go on the plane if they're acting like that. And Kim's like, you better stand up to you. Just look, Giselle. Look, Giselle. Get out.
Starting point is 00:32:05 So, Bobby hands him a couple of drinks. And basically, who cares? Why am I talking about this? So then Tia's like, well, I'm worried for the ladies, but I'm more concerned with Angel because I'm like, this is not going to go down. Well, they're waiting for the nails to, you know, knock into her coffin. Yeah. So Angel explains that she texted.
Starting point is 00:32:27 She called Jazzy in the morning to make sure everything is okay. And Jazzy told Angel that they did not have water. And so we see a text exchange where this is all explained and everything. And so, but then Kieran and Tia, their reaction was, They didn't have water and no one called you? How could they not call you? She is the host. She is the, I mean, it probably would have been smart if they had texted Angel,
Starting point is 00:32:52 be like, hey, we still don't have water. Can we find a new Airbnb? Like, that's probably what I would have done maybe. But, like, I still think it's more on Angel to check in on the women and make sure everything was okay. Well, yeah, because they don't know the angel called the people and told them whatever. They're just like, okay, the water still doesn't work. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:33:11 So, uh, Giselle, back at the Airbnb, Giselle's like, I'm going to find us something better. And they're like, yeah, we just have to do this. And Jazzy is like, yep, I'm zipping on a suitcase. Like, I'll be right down. Everyone's ready to go. Everyone's totally okay with this. And Giselle's like, listen, Angel has this aspen trip planned for the day and it's great. And then I'm relocating us as well.
Starting point is 00:33:32 And I'm going to inform you very clearly that you have failed miserably. As Stacey points out that she tried to turn on the water again, and now it's just trickling out again and it's sewage smell. And they're like, yeah. Yeah, because we see her go into the bathroom, be like, okay, we're going to leave. Let me just wash my hands. And she turns on the faucet and nothing comes out.
Starting point is 00:33:52 You're like, oh, no, it's off again. Oh, God. So, Stacy's like, we have basic needs as Americans. Okay, so now Angel Kay and Tia are in the car, and Angel's like, oh, guess what else Jazzy told me? She said that Monique has been saying bad stuff about Bobby all day. And she's like, don't shift those experiences to me. You know, the only similarity between me and Monique is when it comes to marriage is that Bobby played in the NFL. I'm not even going to say that she's a wag.
Starting point is 00:34:28 I will not even give her that in this conversation. Shekina's like, I mean, it's kind of nonsense because, like, again, if you're like recently divorced, right, but like, we don't know what their marriage is like. And Angel's like, this is not the time or the place. You're crossing boundaries. You don't know me like that. But guess what? You're going to get to them. Promises, promises.
Starting point is 00:34:50 So Angel is saying, yeah, you know what? They see someone happy and a healthy relationship. And I'm in one, and they don't like that. And to imply anything else is evil. and no one has Bobby's name in their mouth, but me. So then in the other car, Monique is saying, you know, last night I was saying we should have a pajama party. And she said she had to ask her husband if he can watch the kids. And that was a trigger for me.
Starting point is 00:35:15 And then she put her hand up. And they're like, oh, no. Not the hand. Wendy's like, I didn't know she put a hand up. Yeah. And Monique is like, I clock that shit. Like when you experience certain things, you know what it looks like. And you are close to being depleted.
Starting point is 00:35:28 And then we go back to Angel's car and tears like, well, Dr. Phil is not here. And from what I see, you've created a beautiful family and a beautiful life for yourself. And Angel's like, now they're trying to come for Bobby. Let me tell you something. I will crash out. So let's see. Promises, promises. You better crash out.
Starting point is 00:35:51 You need to do something. Well, I don't think she's going to crash out that much. I don't know if you saw on Carlos King's. show he had a guest on who was imagining what angels crash out would be like at the reunion and basically like his version of it which is what i totally agree with this like an angel crash out is like i'm going to tell you something i tried to be respectful for you to you and you'll get to know me but i just don't fuck with that you just know her crash out just going to be totally lame and like quiet and sad yeah
Starting point is 00:36:28 Well, everyone, thanks for being here. We hope you are in better accommodations than that Airbnb. Hope the latter works. And we'll be back later today with some marriage medicine. Don't forget to catch us this evening for some Amazon live. We'll be talking about some cool stuff. So catch us there and catch us next time. And we will talk to you soon.
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