Watch What Crappens - #3158 Married To Medicine S12E06: Reunited and It Feels So Good

Episode Date: January 12, 2026

Heavenly throws a family reunion on Married to Medicine, which also serves as a mac ‘n’ cheese competition. Meanwhile, Quad faces another setback in her pursuit of motherhood. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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So check that out as well as crap is on demand. So that's all the very exciting stuff that's happening in the world of Wantra Crapins. But now let's talk, Married to Medicine. What say you, Ronnie? Miss Quad, Heavenly, Toya. Toya. Yes, welcome to Mary to Madison. So we opened with Dr. Jackie in her crazy glasses.

I saw someone online called them Wicked Glasses. Yeah. That's what Dom was saying. She's like, oh, she's still got her wickets on. So funny. So she is delivering a baby. She's like, it's two in the morning. I'm about to go lie down.

Babies need to get some sleep inside the uterus or not. And I need to make sure that this baby does not have a gigantic thyroid embarrassing it at parties. Dr. Jackie, making sure babies stay thin, one baby at a time. Thank you. Jackie out. And Angel is talking about what her life is like on her shift. She's saying it's been like another long shift.

And she's like, one of my patients didn't even want to keep his clothes on. And I said, are you single? Because I'm really looking for a man. So, um, Mimi, then we go to Mimi who's saying she's had a rough, just having a rough day because Mr. Sanders is gone. And we need all hands on deck at the office. Okay. Pray for me, people. Pray for me.

And we, she shows us her office, which I was amused because she has like a chandelier in her office. She has like a little chandelier light fixture over her desk, which I feel like is kind of an extravagant, a little, like, decor detail for a therapist's office. Like, please, tell me about your decaying marriage under the light of this crystal chandelier. But I know it's supposed to make it feel like more personal on home. I know why it's there.

I just thought it was funny. It was like a funny little detail. She's like, I'm putting up a chandelier. So back at Quad's house, she's having an I'm back party. And she's like, I'm back. And they're like, yes you are. Welcome back, Quad. So tell me about your trip.

So then meanwhile, Heavenly's crying. She's like, I miss Quad. You look, girl. I miss you, Guas you so much, Quod. Hey, Quad. How are you, Quad? I miss you, Quad. She's got her high-pitchmuppet voice on.

And Quad is like, well, I'm not pregnant at all. That's what I'm going to tell you all. I'm not pregnant. And Heavenly is like, Let me, good to be right. And Angel's like, what? 15 times a week? They're like, what? That's crazy.

Then Contessa shows up. Contessa, she shows up and she has this gift and Quad opens it and says, giant teddy bear. I'm like, Contessa, you know that she doesn't have a baby, right? She's like, is this a gift for the eggs? It's just neck retrieval. I brought you some hot sauce

for your eggs to celebrate your eggs. What the hell? What kind of gift is this? Yeah. And she's like, oh, I think she wants me to have a boy. Girls don't like bears. And she's like, isn't that cute? It's like a Contessa outfit, inappropriate for the mood. So she's like, well, you've been on your new plan.

Have you been craving anything in particular, like any sugar? Since you're not drinking and cried goes, Contessa, look at my ass. Look at it. She's like, oh, don't worry about that. It's going to come right off. You know, I gain seven. pounds when I was pregnant. I was like a whole other person. I mean, I wouldn't even let Scott come in and watch me on the scale. We have a great marriage. It was crazy. So then Katessa is like, yeah, I don't

care what people say. Being pregnant is not a beautiful experience. Okay, you have to go to the bathroom all the time and then you just start to pee a little bit. And then it's just like, you're a kid, you just suction cup on my breast. It's not nice. So they asked what happened in Ghana. And she said that they got four eggs fertilized. And after that long process, it was a huge win. And she's like, and now we just need those eggs to fertilize at 100%. So now she's getting text messages every day telling her about the eggs, you know, and how it's going. And Heavenly is like, oh, cheers, baby, cheers the MBO, baby.

Cheers the MBO, baby. So King meets up with the guys because who doesn't need a guy scene? And I like that they're doing it in the barbershop. I like it too, especially because Eugene's there. I love a good guy in a barbershop scene. I love Eugene at the barbershop. Because I don't think we've ever seen him with hair. I'm sure there's some hair that grows in that they need to shave off.

But they're having this whole scene. And Eugene just like his eyes are like closed and he's getting misted with like product. He was just like enjoying like a moment of silence without Toya. Yeah. So King is like. King is like, well, hi, everyone. So Sunday, well, this is going well. And Eugene's asking like, when did you get back from Ghana?

And he's like Sunday night, Monday morning. I mean, it was originally supposed to be like one trip. But it turned out to be like five trips. You know what I'm saying? They're like, wow, man, that's a lot. That's a lot of going to Ghana. He's like, yeah. It's like it's taking time away from my work.

Taking time away from my daughter, who we never see. It's a lot of going back to Ghana. That's King's way of being like, I'm sick. of it. Yeah. And they're like, what we do see you supporting her? You know, you're getting points for that. He's like, yeah, it's a lot of catering to someone's needs and then neglecting your needs

at the same time. No, sir. No, sir. Stop acting like, this woman's just begging me for a baby. It's all about her. That's your child too, sir. Okay. And if you don't want to do that, stop phrasing it like, you know, I think if he said something

like going back to Ghana is a lot, we need to do this in America. Okay. I think that's a fair request. But phrasing this is like, oh, yeah, it's a lot catering to someone's needs and then ignoring your own needs. Oh, no. King, continuing to give me the worst vibes. So he's like, yeah, but you know, like it's a time that I got to put my own feelings aside and to support you. Yeah.

And she's like, but that's not fair. That's not right. He goes, well, it doesn't have to be fair. It doesn't have to be right. But it's what's needed. And I have to be there for you to support you and keep us together. So, I mean, I didn't think that that was that bad, that he was like, well, it's not, yeah, it's not fair to me that I have to, you know, kind of like put everything in my life on pause. But that's what's the right thing to do.

I thought that was actually a nice thing to say around him. No, you don't think that was nice. No, not how he's saying it. He's like, oh, yeah, I have to put everything aside just to support you and keep us together and just do all this to keep us together. No, you're going to have a child together. You're not doing her some huge fucking favor. I don't like that, like putting the whole thing. It's like, oh, the woman wants a baby.

Now we're stuck having this baby. I'm just going to do it because I love the woman. It's like, I'm doing you a huge favor. No one is doing you a favor when they're telling you what a favor they're doing you every five minutes. Right. So Cecil is like, well, if you were to bring up what you were needing now, you would look selfish, right? He's like, there you go. And Cecil's like, and that's the thing.

You know, you and I know Eugene can relate because like, you have to learn as a mate that there's a time and a place to have a discussion. I'm like, says Cecil, the time and the place who doesn't seem to ever know the time or the place. And that time or place doesn't seem to have ever arrived to have the discussion, right? Of like the discussion of being on your wife's side. I don't know what I'm trying to say here. I'm trying to be like being on your, I'm like, the point is that when it comes to talk discussions of timing, Cecil is not the expert on this. Oh, yeah.

And Cecil like trying to be an expert and when in five minutes, he's about to start like losing it in the kitchen for no reason. So he's like, yeah, now's not the time. you know, when Simone's on call, I'm not going to discuss anything that's meaning, you know, because I know, like, I'm not going to discuss anything I need to discuss because, like, I know where we're at, you know, am I lying? And Eugene's like, life's too short, man, just do whatever they want. Just do what they want. So we go back to Quad's house and she's like, what are you at? What was going on? Well, I was gone to Ghana. Well, I was gone to ga. I'm just going to say that. I was here than I was gone. could Jessica goes, well, we made some handbags, and Quads like, like, what? She kind of like laughs, like, that's ridiculous. And then she goes, and it turned into a, you know, a feud between Toya and Heavenly.

And Quads like, well, I'm gone. I'm in Ghana. And I'm trying to get these kids. And you guys are all here acting like a fool. And Heavenly's like, well, she was talking about her husband, and I'm like, you talked about my child. And Angel's like, well, I think anyone would feel it's some way if they talked about your child.

And I was like, yeah, but like, if you talk about my child. I think it's time for, you know, it's open for me to talk about it if I think I want to talk about. So then Angel's like, yeah, I think that's totally right. But then I don't think Toya talked about her child. And in fact, someone even says it at some point, like, Toya never talked about your child, like in this case, at least not as I remember in the group text. No, but Heavenly says that because based on what she's going through right now with her son, that Toya knew that and she talked about her family.

So she was hinting that it was her son. So she still gets what she got. So Heavenly's like, I mean, she came in me kind of hard. Like, where's all this animosity coming from? And Contest is like, well, you said she was talking about your kid, but I mean, that happened years ago. Why would they even still talk about it? And she's like, I don't know, because it came up in the blogs. It just came up in the blogs.

So Condessa is like, well, I wonder if Simone looked it up. I mean, I'm just playing ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. But seriously, I wonder if Simone looked up. You want to talk some shit about Simone? Oh, yeah, she looks up everybody. She looks up everybody's stuff. And Guad's like, what kind of friend looks up everybody's stuff?

Like, uh, all of you? I mean, you're the one who always has the price of Toyas' houses and the, yes. He keeps track of all the robberies in the neighborhood, et cetera. So Evelyn's like, well, she said

that if she had the VIN number, she'd look up that damn car too. And Angel's like, like, what? And I was like, yeah, the Rolls Royce. So they're like, what, she would look up the, she would look it up. I'm like, I don't think, I mean, maybe Simone would, but I think that I'm assuming she was making a joke. Sequo's like, she should have known that Heavenly was going to come back and tell me. She should have known that how do you operate with a person who would go behind your back and start snooping around looking for some shit?

Bravo. Have you seen a reunion? Have you ever seen a manila folder at a reunion? Well, am I not a good friend for telling her? Because I don't know. Maybe I'm fucked up. I don't know. Maybe I'm the bad one here.

And Condetta's like, no, you need to know where you stand with people. So then we go to Mimi's house with Stevie, and Stevie's not having a good day. And he's, you know, like having a temper tantrum. He's like, he wants his sister and he wants his dad. And she's like, we sent the sister away because sometimes she needs, you know, she needs to just be a normal kid and not deal with all this stress. Because the, because Stevie, you know, we saw when he acts out like he punched his sister and everything. Like, it is, man, my heart really goes out to this family because this is very difficult.

Like, they have a whole conversation about it. And she's basically like, I'm depleted. I'm emotionally drained from my patients because they come in and they tell me about their lives. And it's hard on me. And I'm draining. I just can't sit here and make dinner. And I don't know. Am I crazy?

This might be one of those things where Ben believes in good and people and Ronnie doesn't. But it seems like Steve is like pretty awesome. He's like, it's all good. He's like. Yeah, I think they deal with the kid really well, you know. Yeah. He's like really supportive. Yeah.

It was also funny when they're like, like, oh, he's got the lamp. Ronnie's, what, Ronnie doesn't believe? Like, what am I going to say? Yeah, Steve's a shithead. Were you? We just had a whole conversation now. Well, I was, well, I never know. I never know.

You're going to be like, Ben, don't fall for it. He's just doing this to look nice and afterwards. He's going to go. No. Come on. Jeez. But he, no, but it's more just like, it's, it's more that he's, he's also really supportive of Mimi,

that I really appreciate that. Like, I think their vibe is so loving. And watching them dealing with the situation is actually pretty fascinating. And, but it was, I was like, God,

this is, this is a lot when they have to be, when they're having a conversation and then they have to say, uh-oh, Stevie's got the lamp. I'm like, oh, man,

the lamp. Like, these parents are, they're, like, on guard at all times. I mean, she even says at one point,

like, sometimes it's just hard about, I'm just driving back from work, and I've got Steve in the back seat, and I never know if he's going to throw something in my head while I'm driving. That's like, wow. Like, oh, my God. My heart really goes out to them just because it's, it must be totally draining. You have to be, you have to be ready at all times.

You're on alert, and, whoof, it's hard. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So now Heavenly goes to meet her brother Travis for lunch. Her brother, you say? Her brother, I say. I was like, what? So she's like, I've got news.

There's a new man in my life. I have a brother. My brother came to my office. My front desk said my brother was there. And honestly, I didn't believe them because I don't have a brother. But he knew my grandma's name, so now I have a brother. What? I would love it.

This is just a total stranger. And she's just really excited to have a brother. She's like, I don't really care. I'll take the brother. It works for me. They really did a big tee up also. Like, as he was walking, they show his shoes. then like the bottom of his legs and it's like oh is this her son is it a reunion like no it's a

stranger so yeah she has a new brother now um and it turns out uh she never knew about the brother so they're talking about it it's like based on what he knows and the way he looks and the way he moves it reminds me of my father's to know i have a brother i was just thinking well that would be head. That would be the craziest trick of all to, like, pretend to be Heavenly's brother. Of all the people that you could choose in the world, to be like, you know what, that one. The lady who's always in trouble on married to medicine, I'm going to make her sister. Yeah.

So she's like, okay, then let's do a little bit of math. So how old are you? 59? I'm 54. And then my mommy and my dad were married. So, well, she's like, she's like, oh, my God. he was like this was this this child was born out of an affair i'm like what part of a heaven of a brother that you never knew about that suddenly shows up says he was born not from an affair like of course

he's from an affair isn't that like the first rule of like a surprise sibling yeah so she's like well i didn't think my dad was a cheater i mean he was in the service and he always traveled so we never really got to know my dad's side of the family maybe now i see why because dad has secrets dad had secrets. Yeah, the traveling. Not a good sign. So, um, I have a little is like, so did you ever meet my father? Did you ever meet him? And he's like, I did. And she's like, when did you met him? And she's like, he was like when I was little and he was like really nice and stuff. And he was good. And, you know, you know, he was really, like, he was really friendly. And he'd be like, oh, I'm going. I'm going in a minute. But it was nice. And was like,

oh, and your mom, what did she say about my father? Was it negative? Was it negative? Was it negative? And like, with daddy, he never cared about you all. Something like, tell me about daddy. And he's like, when you say, tell me about daddy, are you talking about your husband or are you talking about our father? I just need to get some clarification before I proceed. Well, I guess I've really never thought about how creepy that was until right now. But, yeah, tell me about daddy. And he's like, no, no, she never said anything bad about dad. And she said, well, my father was the deacon at church. I mean, you never would have thought that he had outside kids. The deacon at church having outside kids. What a thought? What a lot. Come on, ma'am. She never read like a romance novel. Hello. So Heavenly is like, she's saying that she can't wait for him to meet daddy. My daddy was a good man from what I could see.

He was a provider. What is this about parents dying and then suddenly everything they do is okay? What do you mean he was a good man? He just had a family outside of your mom in secret. She's like, my dad, what a good man. God, that was a good guy. He provided a brother. So, Heavenly is talking about her kids.

And she goes, well, Damon, Jr., I haven't seen him in a minute. And he's like, why not? She's like, well, he all arrested and he just got his shit and left. After you cursed him out and probably said, you're worth this piece of shit. Why is your disappointment to this family? Why would you, how could you do this to me? I'm running for office and I put a roof over your head. She went in on him so hard.

We know, because she's like, well, we fussed him out. Yeah, Heavenly, just leaving all the stories. story out. Yeah. He got arrested and then he got his shit and left. Um, there needs to be at least a dot, dot, dot in that sense somewhere. Come on. And he's like, well, that's not good. And she's, yeah, it's really rough for me. And daddy, well, not your daddy. My daddy. My daddy. Not my daddy. My husband. Daddy. Do I have to come up with a different nickname for daddy? Can we just start calling daddy father? Can we please just start calling daddy father? Deacon father. That's what we're calling him now. Mine is big dick daddy, and ours is just regular daddy. So he is like, actually, that's happening with my son, too. She's like, oh, and they're basically like, yeah, he's like, it's hard because they need to know that, like, there's other family out there. So, like, I know he might be mad at me, but you can still be around the family and take the village and everything. So she's like, well, guess what?

I'm going to have a family reunion, and I'm going to invite all my friends and none of my family. So it'll be great. You want to come to him? he's like yeah i'll come i'll bring everybody to that so um just just a question and this is no pressure but will you be doing free dental care at this thing because i just thought of the reason i was like why would anybody lie about heavenly being their sister but then i realized caps yeah free caps crowned because dental insurance does nothing so dental insurance does nothing i wonder how many dentists have had like long lost brothers showing up being like i know

Oh, you have a sibling. Okay, we get a family discount, right, for free? Okay. Wire me up. So, as part of this family reunion, there's going to be a mac and cheese off. Everyone's going to make their own mac and cheese. There's going to be a thing. So now, after the scene, we go to, we're going to go all around the city, and we start

with Heavenly. And she doesn't know how to make mac and cheese because Heavenly doesn't cook. And we see this. She, like, pulls out her pots and pans. They, like, all clatter on the floor. And so since she doesn't know how to make mac and cheese, she calls up the person that one would always call for a mac and cheese recipe, Dr. Jackie. Who the hell is calling Dr. Jackie to find out how to make a rue?

You understand that that is butter. Jackie's a no. That is flour. Jackie is a no. That is cheese. Jackie is a no. Why? Unless you're calling to find out, you know, when we're going to give the animals rights in Oz,

don't call Jackie. She's like, okay, mac and cheese. What you do is you get a Mack truck and you put out the cheese in the Mack truck and you drive it off a cliff. Mac and cheese. So no one ever gets large. And she has no idea. By the way, she has no idea because she's like, okay. Listen, bitch, I want to know if you know how to make macaroni and cheese because I'm trying to make it.

And I got the macaroni. So how do you make macaroni and cheese, bitch? How do you make it? She's like, okay, well, first off, you're going to need to boil the pasta. She's like, I know that. She actually goes, okay, no doi, no dory, which I love it. I love that. Nice 90s reference.

And then she's like, okay, and you're going to cook it for 40 minutes and bring it back down. She says, it says 46 minutes, 40 minutes. Jackie, we are about to burn some ship. Just stick the vaginas. Jackie has no idea. She's like, well, okay, you're going to boil the pasta, and there's also cheeses in that. So you're going to need to get lots of cheeses, different kinds of cheese. Jackie, it's cheddar cheese, Jackie.

Just get whatever kinds of cheeses that they have. and then you'll need to put that in there with some popsicles. No, no, poppicles. Okay, what you do is you get some collagen. No, no, no collagen in there. Do you think when she said 40 minutes, she meant put it in the oven for 40 minutes? Because there's, I just can't imagine anyone would cook pasta,

boil pasta for 40 minutes, unless she wants to turn the pasta into its own sauce. No, I'm guessing she means in the oven, but I don't, she doesn't know how to make it. I don't know. She doesn't know. She doesn't know how to make it. So now we go to Simone's house where Cecil is making his Mac. And she's like, how do you feel about this Mac and Cheese cookoff? And he's like, well, I know that my Mac and Cheese is great.

So, you know, I know what mine's going to do. And she's like, you are the Mac to the Cheese. Isn't this a fun scene? Now let's fight. I know. So they're talking about how, like, Eugene thinks he's going to kick some ass. but Cecil's really going to be the one to do. He's going to be really good. But before we actually get to the fight, we then go over to Toya's house

where actually Ashton, the son, is cooking, and he's really cute. He's like, well, I'm making a roux, and then I'm going to be making a bechamel sauce. Did you mean to put snow salt in your bechamel sauce? Sorry, ghost of Padma. It doesn't care who she haunts. If you're cooking and you're not famous, I'm there. He's like, well, when did you go to the cordon blue and learn how to cook, son? And she's like, well, we definitely have this mac and cheese competition in the bag

because Ashton has taken on Eugene style of cooking. And he enjoys making things difficult. No matter what you're going to be. Everything's got to be difficult. They don't use the microwave. His plan is to cook the mac and cheese in one green egg and then transfer it to a second green egg and finish it there. I'm like, where's the ham? Where's the ham?

So then we go back to Simone's. and she's like, they're talking about the mac and cheese, and she's talking about what, she's like, I used to make mac and cheese. And he's like, well, you mean craft mac and cheese? And she's like, the box mac and cheese. Here's the thing. I have my staples. I got spaghetti. I've got barbecue baked chicken and chili, and everyone loves my chili.

Bet you can't believe this is about to turn into a real fight. She's like, wait a minute. Why are you laughing about my chili? And he goes, well, I'm just laughing, babe, because the chili. you're making is the one that's out of the package. And she goes, that is why I stopped cooking because you're hating on me. You, Miles and Michael, you are not appreciative me, opening the box and pouring the things into a pan.

So here it is. You don't respect me, which, by the way, they don't. So she's like, this has been a year of realization. Nobody appreciates the doctor. and it has weighed on me heavily that you and the boys no one has ever said to me, what can I do to take something else off your plate? What can I do to make life easier for you?

You know, Cecil's like, you see I'm the one making the mac and cheese right now, right? For your show. But she's right, though, you know, because now he gets mad. He's like, what do you mean? I don't ever do anything for you. Of course I do stuff for you.

She's like, well, I mean, with the boys, why not with the boys? And he's like, no, I see it, but do you see where I'm coming from a minute ago after you said I've never done anything to take stress off? Like, CISO gets way worked up in this. And he's like, and if you can say something that hurts feelings and then apologize, then I can say something that hurts feelings and apologize. And we should be able to move on. And that's what people are supposed to do. And she's like, okay, that would be amazing.

I'm going to discontinue this mad at my husband's scene because my husband is too worked up and a scene that I'm supposed to be worked up. I'm going to smile and laugh and blow this conversation off now. Thank you. And he's like, you know, I could have picked some soft, quiet woman to fall in love with it. Because I'm soft spoken and then they wind up laughing. And he says, yeah, you're soft spoken when you sleep. And they start cracking up.

Meanwhile, at Toya's house, she's like, oh, oh, Ashton, I don't know what you're doing with your rule or whatever. And he's like, um, actually, I'm turning it into a be behamel. And she's like, okay, but that better be damn good. People better say they taste you a rigabler rule, whatever you make it over there. It's like, oh, my God. Get out of my kitchen, Mulder. So now it's a family reunion. It's like a rec center kind of place and gathering community hall, whatever.

And so Heavenly is setting up. And so, you know, she's saying how Contessa's not coming. They don't have to worry about her food. She says, Contessa's not coming. So we don't have to worry about her taking all the damn food home. Oh. So she's like people coming in. She's like, look, here's daddy.

Get over here, daddy. So she's really happy. And then Zach comes. and she's like, So was your brother coming, Zach? And he goes, I don't know, did you tell him? She goes, have you spoke to him? Zach goes, did you call him?

And she goes, well, I mean, I texted him and told him, but have you spoken to him? And he's like, well, I'm maybe two weeks ago. She's like, for real, I didn't know that you spoke to him. Okay, well, that's good. That's me. You're brother. And then Zach is like, leave me out of this, please. Yeah.

And then Simone and her family show up and everything. and then Toya and her family arrive. And there's a lot of like, oh my God, hi. And everyone's in different colors because they're like different teams and stuff. So it's a lot of people just arriving for a while. It felt like real houses of Beverly Hills, except instead of people wowing fashion, they were just kind of like wowing like tins of mac and cheese instead.

So Cecil is like, well, hello, Harris family. You all came out here strong in the yellow. And Toya's like, did you see them my son's taller than me? And everything goes, yeah, both of them, they're taller than Eugene too. And she goes, nah, uh. And he's like, no, they're not. And so that's where he goes, oh, yeah, well, your other son, so he's the only one that showed up today.

Oh. Yeah. Oh, come on. That was so low. Right in front of Zach, too. It was so low. And everybody's like, well, this is a family reunion, so don't start any shit. And Torres like, no, I'm just waiting for the rest of the families.

Oh, go. And Toya just starts cracking up. She's like so proud of her dig. And, you know, like, Kevin Lee's like, this fucking bitch, if there weren't children here right now. So Mimi comes up and everything. And then, and then King and Quad show up in like a Ferrari,

which is so extra for this, this cute, like, family reunion kind of activity where people make making mac and cheese, bringing mac and cheese. And they're like a Ferrari. Yeah, come on, baby. So Toy is like, okay, they traded their wheel. Rolls Royce for a Ferrari or what?

And Eugene's like, oh, yeah, King's T-shirt says Webb. And Simone's like, they are not married. We're a quad and a Ferrari and shit. I mean, wait, wait a minute. Why do you need all those damn shirts? And Quad has like 100 shirts. And she's like, you know, we brought people. We've got family.

And Quad brings like 20 people. I love it. Yeah, she brought like a giant squad. You can't spell squad without quad. So then Angel and the guy arrives and everyone's like, wait a second, who's that? I thought she said she was single and everything. And Toya was like, well, Angel, who's this person? Angel, you know, Angels asked me on multiple occasions, introduced her to one of Eugene's friends, preferably a doctor, and I thought your hot cold season was over.

But she's like mad that Angel actually found someone outside of Toya's purview. Yeah. So Quad and Jackie are talking about the egg retrieval and that they got four. And Jackie's like, you can do this. You can do this. Now, how do you make Mac and Cheese? Someone needs to tell me. So Heavenly gets on the mic and she's like,

All right, can I get your attention? We just want to thank everybody for coming. It means so much to me. This year made us realize how important family is and how important real purses are not. Do a family. Do a family. They can't eat the purses, Toya.

I'm just saying, Toya. I'm just saying, now I don't show many emotions, but when I do ask him to talk like this, so I just wanted to thank my brother for reaching out to us, and he does already have a whole rack of new teeth. So congratulations to him. Congratulations. Heavenly is saying she doesn't show a lot of emotions when she cursed out her son so badly that he has left the house, and then refuses to talk to his parents. I'm not a very emotional person, though.

So now it's time for the mac and cheese thing. And so Toya goes and stands by the vote box. and she's like monitoring every vote that goes in there. And like she's like putting yellow votes because yellow is her color in. And people are like, wait a second. No, no, no. I didn't, I didn't say vote for yellow. She's like, oh, really?

Sorry. I was like, wow, if there's ever been a metaphor for 2026, it's Toya and the voting box. Oh, gosh. Yeah. She's like, although you said yellow. They're like, no, I said five for red. Okay. It's like, we can't trust any systems anymore.

Jackie's like, uh, Toya tricked me and had me vote pink. and it wasn't even my macaroni. And Evan's like, she is cheating. So then it starts, you know, there's a thunderstorm. And Toya, Toya is still pushing yellow very, very hard. And now they're all suspicious of Toya. And everybody's like, where are you, what do you get to be in charge? This is my shit.

She's like, well, I just want to make sure everyone has a chance to vote, right? Everyone, vote, vote. All ballots are accepted, but only the yellow ones. Thank you very much, everyone. Yeah. And Toya, it's like, well, oh, Ashton won. Ashton won.

I'm like, you cheated. That's why. She goes, uh, quads. It's okay. We won sassy, sassy ass. It's like, you cheated. You cheated. It's like, it's okay.

Are you going to tell that child that he didn't win? Go ahead. Y'all, just so you know, Ashton won. Ashton won. Like, Cheater. I wish I wish you could see. Much better for a child's self-confidence to leave a party with like 50 people yelling

cheater at him. I know, right. I wish we could have seen more of the mac and cheese. I think, if anything, they should have done like a parody top chef moment where we saw, like, the plates of mac and cheese. And we could have, like, judged because I would have liked to have weighed in, but I didn't have enough to go on. I assumed that Quads was going to be the best. And I did notice that her cooking with Quad cookbook was still prominently displayed on her shelf in her kitchen. Yeah, good for her.

She's had a couple of cookbooks, hasn't she? I trust her cooking. Yeah. Yeah. So, Toya cheated to get her kitchen. kid the win. Congratulations, Ashton. So now she goes up

to Angel. Toya's just in a destroy a mood. So she sees Angel sitting there with her new guy and she comes over and she's like, so what part of the family are you in? And she's like, um, that's my friend. That's my friend. She's like, you're what?

You're stuttering with shit. He's like, uh, he's a close friend. Very close. How long y'all been talking? And he's like, oh, about a decade. She's like, a decade, a decade? Angel's like, well, Toya's very inquisitive. Sorry about this. And I mentioned he's a doctor.

And Toya's like, so this is a woman. He's like, well, we used to date, Toya. And she's like, oh, really, really. And Bernard, this guy, Bernard's like, well, we'll see. We'll see. Oh, really? Because you found out that I was going to hook her up, right? Because she told me she wanted me to hook her up, right?

She's looking at other guys. I'm like, Toya, why are you being such a cock blocker right now? It's an asshole. Toy is such an asshole. And this guy's like, damn. And she's like, Toy, oh, wait a minute. No, no, tell me a bit more. Tell me more. She goes, no, I did say you have a nice husband. And I wish I had a man like that.

And do you and Eugene have friends? I did say that. Okay, I did say that. It's like, okay, well, what do you want to be with her? And he's like, well, I mean, that's why I'm here. I'm here for a reason. She goes, okay, so what's the problem then? The why she's looking for other men?

I don't know. Maybe like we should resurrect me. their matchmaker with Toya. Okay. Do you like her? Do you like her? So why aren't you married? What's going on?

And she just could break up everything that seems like it's going well. So Toya goes, so how was she in bed? And she's like, what? This is bullshit. Okay, enough. Bye, by Toya. Toya is such an asshole this season. Every episode, she is such an asshole.

I know, but she's funny. So, I don't know. I forgive it. I forgive it. She is. She is really funny. She's really a asshole. So, Heavenly.

like, she calls everyone for a dance off. And she's like, I've never had a big family before. So this is amazing. And next year, the Kimes family reunion will have all the children. Angel will be married to Bernard. Toy won't ask any more damn messy questions. Her child will be in prison for cheating. Mac and cheese cheating, that is.

So it's cute. Everyone's dancing. We don't know a lot about this. Because, like, we just saw people, you know, kind of having fun or dancing or whatever we didn't get into like a lot of nitty gritty details but there is one thing i can promise you that there were a lot of farts at this family reunion a lot of parts yeah this was it was a very sweet lovely scene um and a little bit boring so then we go to quad's house and um this is a typical quad and king banter that he's like in one room and he gets a call from

quad. He's like, why are you calling me? You're right next door. She's like, it's just easier to call you, and I'm nervous. I just got a text message from Mary at the hospital. I also got a text message saying, we're running out of time. The Democrats are losing it. It was all in caps. It was very triggering for me. So please just come up in here. Please help me out. And he's like, okay, I'm on my way. So we got, do we have good news? Four boys? What? You're going to solidify the throne? Give me an air? Masculine child? Come on. What is it? She's like, well, we know you're all about your masculinity. We got it, King, we got it.

So she's like, should I read it? Should you read it? And he's like, just sit down and read it. So she gets a message from them saying that she had four embryos initially. One reached the Marula stage by day six. But that's slow in terms of development. And the other three are still at a cleavage stage. And he's like, well, at least they got cleavage.

She's like, that's not what it means. It's not a good thing. I said I wanted masculine babies. Now they already got tits. No, stop saying that and Ronnie hates that word. So... So rude. Boobies is how we say it

in the medical community. Boobies only, please. Or bristicles. Thank you. But basically, it's not the news that she wanted. It's... It sounds like this is not taking. and King says it very eloquently.

So basically it didn't work. She goes, oh, I feel like a failure. That's how I really feel. And then there's like a very long beat. And then King realizes he's supposed to say something. He goes, you're not a failure. Come here. Come here into my cleavage.

And so then she's like, it's just so tough. And she's like really distraught. It's hard, obviously. Yeah, it's a sad thing. It's really, you know, you pin a lot of hopes and dreams in this process. and it's a long and difficult process. And it's everything we've heard from our friends who've gone through it or people we've seen that's like an emotional roller coaster that takes a toll.

So she's like, oh, God, I thought I thought this would be it. I thought I was over having to stick myself. They also thought they were going to be able to do it in one round. And now here they are going to another one and another one fails. And King decides that this is a great time to be like, well, maybe, I don't know, maybe it's taking too much of a toll on you and it's going to weigh on you and football season's coming up. I don't really want to miss the playoffs. So maybe we do something else.

Yeah, he's like, you got to think about your mental health. Yeah, she's like sobbing right now. Maybe now's not the time. And so she cries more. And she's like, so are you saying you don't want to do this? And he says, well, I'm not saying I don't want to, but like let's be realistic. You know, I'm okay with not having any more kids. but I decided to take this journey with you

because I want to support you and do it for you. But it's a very expensive process. She's like, we knew that. Like, don't throw that back in my face. And he's like, no, no. He's like, oh, no, I just, I know it was expensive, but we thought we were going to get it done in one round. I was like, King, I hate, like, that would be nice.

But I feel like it's also very optimistic, you know. And so she's just like, she feels like shit. I feel like at this moment, he needs to be like, I've got you. love you. I'm there for you. This is not the moment to have like, let's have a reality check when she's like very distraught about it. Like just, just be there for her emotionally and discuss this the next day, you know, but instead he's like, well, maybe, maybe this is the end of the line for this process. And that's really not what she wants to hear. Yeah. And she's like, well, then why don't we just say that I'll just keep doing this and you won't have to spend another

dime. And he's like, well, it's not about the money. And she's like, but you just brought up money. Yeah. After you took me to a family barbecue in a Ferrari, you brought up the money, by the way. But then he's like, well, take the money out of it. He basically says take the money out of it. It's still like there's the hormones, there's the travel time, where does it end? Which is also kind of like, don't put the harm, like don't throw the hormones back at her, you know? And I mean, the travel time, I think is fair. But I think that's where you say, why don't we move this process to America? Because it seems like we may have to do this for a few more rounds and let's not add travel to the process, yada, yada, yada, yada. I don't know. Yeah, this sucks because she's going to be

having a baby with someone who just doesn't seem to want to be having a baby. I mean, if you're, if you're having a baby with a guy who's like, I don't want a baby, I'm just doing this for you. I mean, I know that that probably happens in a lot of relationships where someone wants another one. The other person isn't that excited. And it's like the other person doesn't necessarily need to be vilified forever for not wanting a kid. Like, that's fair too, that one doesn't want one as bad as the other. but I don't know, man. It's like, you see how bad she wants this and your response is, ugh.

I just think, yeah, I just think it, like, the timing could be a little bit better on his part. She's really upset. And I think what you do is, if, if this is how we genuinely feels, I think what you just say is, we're going to, we'll figure something out. We'll figure something out. And then the next day or two, then you sort of come back to him and be like, it broke my heart to see how upset you were. I don't want to see you upset.

that like we can be happy without children, yada, yada. But like I think right there in that moment to like force that conversation, not force it, but just to like have that conversation when really the, the energy should be about making sure the love of your life is feeling supported and loved and comforted. So I didn't like his timing on this. Yeah. Oh, what a bummer. Well, that was a great way to end the episode.

A bummer for a quad. But of course, this was a shorter recap, but this, a lot of, A lot of it was that family reunion. It was just a lot of it was that family reunion, people just going back and forth and be like, hi, do you love your mom? I love my mom. That's great. You like mac and cheese?

I love mac and cheese. Yeah, we really can't emphasize how much airtime is dedicated to people entering into this reunion. It was really a very long time. I mean, it's like, and it was like, and it wasn't the reunion, it was like, little Stevie and Mimi is exhausted. I'm like, oh my God, let's do 10 minutes. on that making fun of them. So it wasn't really an episode that was full of super funny moments,

but it was still actually an entertaining episode. I actually enjoyed it. You know, I don't normally like these episodes where it's just like, here's a slice of life and people having fun, but I actually enjoyed it. I just didn't have anything to say about it. Yeah. Well, fun times, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. Join us over on Instagram to in the next weeks or so to help us get some crappies nominations going. And we will talk to you next time. Bye. Bye.

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