Watch What Crappens - #3161 RHOSLC S617 Reunion 1 Part One: Luxe Tag Teams and Lively Lashings

Episode Date: January 14, 2026

This is part 1 of a 2-part recapThe Real Housewives of Salt Lake City begins its reunion festival with allegations of tag teaming, questions about what Lisa does for a living, and exclamations about Todd’s fart kissing. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to watch What's Crappens. A podcast for old crap we love to talk about on Yil Broves. I'm Ronnie. That's Beno. Hello, Beno. Hi. How are you? How are you?

How are you, Ron. Welcome to the show, Jinks. What? Ben Jinks. Ben Manune. Yeah, I think that makes sense. So hi, everybody. Welcome to the show.

show welcome to the show today we're in fall colors i'm an oatmeal benson oatmeal guys we really we do not plan our outfits but we matt this is the third in a row that we've matched very i know yeah we're coming on the way we're coming into work on the same wavelength people and we are here we're here for you and for us i mean shit what else would we be doing with our lives so um everybody thanks so much for being here it's a salt lake city reunion festival um but before we get to that, the Crappy Awards, the Golden Crappies, 2026, they're coming up. And guess what? It's like year 14, which is incredible. Crazy.

We turn 14 next week. We're very excited. And the crappies are coming up, very huge for us. They're going to be in Los Angeles on February 27th. So make a weekend of it. Come with your friends. It's already half sold out, so or half sold, I guess I should say. So get your tickets. That's going to be so much fun. go to Patreon for all your bonus episode content and videos, which we do every day and now,

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Oh, we're going to the Food Festival in South Beach, South Beach Food Festival, Food and Wine Festival. We're going to be doing something called Chew on This, which is a podcast thing over there. And that's going to be also in February the week before the crappies. So that's going to be super fun. And what's that? What are you saying what? Well, because we have very exciting news that just broke about 20 minutes ago in the world of watch our crappins, Ronnie, will you do the honors of telling everyone what just happened? We just got nominated for an I-Heart podcast award.

Party! Yes. So thank you, I-Heart. That's so exciting. Give it to me. Give it to me right now. We got a taste for it. We got a taste for it.

We need it more. We need it again, please. Eat it to me. feed it to me right now. Thank you. That's so, so, so exciting and so cool. So thank you so much. To them.

Yeah. Give it to us or suffer. Or you will suffer. Well, you know what? I actually, right before this, I went and visited our friends, Danny and Evan at page six. I did their virtual reality show. And which was so fun, go check that out on page six. And then afterwards, Evan was like, what's your sign?

I was like, Sagittarius. And they were both like, oh, yeah. This is a good year for Sagittarius. It'll be a good 2026. And then literally walked out that door and found out we were nominated for an eye heart. So at the very least, the horoscope is working for us so far. I'll take it. Listen, I'll be on the coattails of your vegetarius ass for as long as I can.

I will road the coattails. I will ride the coattails. You guys, I'm not stoned. By the way, that elevator is. That elevator going, you know, the page 6. situation is hilarious. First of all, shout out to Miranda at the Wall Street Journal, who's a Krapins fan, who encountered me in the elevator, apparently they're in the same building, but also page six is New York Post, and so it's all in the same building as Fox News. And it just

was so funny because I got in the elevator, and there was some people there from Fox News who were like talking, and they're like, well, we got to get Peter into Iran. Are we can get Peter into Iran? I think we can get him into Iran. And I just thought it was so funny that I was like, I was just talking about Francois Arnaud at the Spotify party upstairs. I was just like, I just love how like just living in such different world. Juxtaposition. It's happening different spaces in the same elevator. But can we get Scott Hunter into Iran?

That's the question. That is the question. I'll tell you what would solve anything, any geopolitical crisis, would be getting the real house as a Salt Lake City in there. Because they could, they'll just, people, you just get all six or seven of them in there, wherever the trouble is. And I think then the leaders of whatever country will say,

you know what? I think we can settle down. We can settle down. There's too much happening in this world. This is so chaotic. We need to have less chaos in our country right now. I think that maybe it could solve issues a little bit. Give them whatever they want.

That all they're asking for is a unicorn that tells them to go have a good sleep. Tells it that they love them. Give it to them. Give it to them. Well, that's what the leaders of all these countries need. Because honestly, any leader that's marching their country into war, or any leader who is like oppressing their own people, it all comes from just massive insecurity

and not being loved as a child. And they just need a unicorn that you press its paw, it's hoof, and it'll go, you are loved. Like, maybe that's what some of these leaders need. And maybe we could have world peace. You are loved, baby. You are loved. All right, well, here we are.

We're not solving any world issues. Today, today we're just talking about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But who has it better? Us or Putin? I think us. I think we went. Let's get into it.

Speaking of international disasters, what is Heather wearing? Why is she dressed like a couch on the Lawrence Welk show? What is she doing? Why? I wonder, is this like a look now? Because I feel like I'm seeing it around. I mean, I've only watched the first episode of Members Only, Palm Beach, but I feel like that woman, Hillary, this is her thing.

She's like, let me put a curtain rod across my shoulders and drape some sheer fabric from it, and I'll walk around my house. And that's kind of what happened to do. She's 80. old, Heather, what are you doing? What are you doing? She looks like a piece of furniture. It's like, we're leaving for the summer, so just make sure the furniture is covered. And someone threw a green blanket over a dresser. Why are you dressed like that? I know. It is, I don't know, but, you know, I have to say, like, you're not wrong when you say it's a Lawrence Welk couch, but at the same

time, I kind of like it. I actually love these, like, sheer things that are hanging from women's shoulders these days and by these days i'm i'm in 1962 like i don't know i'm like oh she's so glamorous maybe because it's like reminds me of like old pictures of like like my grandmother or something and it's like comforting but like are we regressing so much right now that we're like you know what even cover your elbows please please even cover your elbow skin please don't show up in any i can't see any part I do not want to see your wrists. Please cover it. Oh, you know what?

Sometimes we just need an organza moment to flow through. I actually, you know what? I thought Meredith looked really good. I liked her outfit quite a bit. I think everybody looks kind of crazy. Mary looks crazy as well. She's wearing like really long gloves up past her elbows and like a big frilly show. I mean, I don't know.

This show's known for everybody looking kind of crazy and they did it. Lisa is dressed like her spray tan. It's just brown. It's just round. And he looks pretty. Yeah, Angie's like in a red booby, you know, like Bajum, ba-dam, ba-dam, Hey boys.

Bronwyn's in like a yellow Easter, like she's going to a yellow Easter ball kind of thing, and she has really long hair. I can't be the only person that just kept seeing Monica every time they cut to Bronwyn. Did you at all? I kept seeing Monica. I did not see Monica.

I did not. Can you elaborate? Great. Just looked like Monica. That's it. There's nothing deep. I don't know. I just look like Monica.

Metaphorically or. No, no. There's no metaphorical Monica there. Bronwyn is definitely her own head bobble, you know, head bobble person. She's a unique character for sure. But, no, Monica's going crazy right now all over Instagram with her.

Oh. With her accusations and stuff. That's almost like. Have you seen Monica's stories? They're like off the charts. I was like, no, because I'm just out of aspirin, you know, I'm out. Well, and wasn't Meredith, didn't she recently go on two T's on a on a pod? And wasn't she like, well, it's true.

Someone was taken from the hospital on the stomach palms and it wasn't me. And wasn't she implying was Heather who got really wasted? Or is that like? Well, I think the whole world is implying that it's Heather. You know, I think we all think it's Heather. But I don't know if she implied it. But yeah, she was like, well, someone did not to ask them. And they did get their stomach pump, but it's not for me to see.

And did her like shrug thing. So I don't know. Who knows? Well, let's get into it. The ladies arrive. They all say hi to Andy. But listen, also, I just want to say on that front, I'm not, I'm sorry, the stomach pump thing.

I'm not opposed to people getting their stomach pumped. I mean, you need to do it if you're that drunk. And if you're going to get drunk to the point where you're peeing yourself, and barfing on yourself at the same time. It sounds like a good night to me. I'm not even judging that. It's the hypocrisy. Okay?

It's hypocrisy. I didn't know that like getting so drunk they had to get your stomach pump was now like a thing that people were hiding. I feel like that's just something. It never happened to me. But like I feel like it's happened to people in the past. And then it's like, oh yeah, I got so wasted. They had to call the paramedics.

I had to get my stomach pumped. I feel like people talk about that like, oops, went too far. I don't, I never thought it was. something that was like, it's a secret that must be hidden from the public at large. I think it's like, oh, well, they went too far. If you're going to come on a reunion and you're going to hide your elbow skin, then you are going to hide that you got your stomach pumped because you got too drunk. It shows in the dress.

It shows in the dress. So yeah, go ahead. Start the recap. I'll shut up. Well, well, I'm back. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 6 reunion. And I'm Andy Cohen, and we've transferred these good time girls back to their Greek life, so to speak.

Calispera, Angie! Calispera, bruffo, Andy, you said it, calispera, calispera. Actually, that means please leave this restaurant. So I didn't want to say it. We got medics standing backstage in case Angie has any accidents today. That is hilarious, Andy. or your finger or your face or your left anything and he's

how do you say are those new boobs in Greek she's like Calaspera oh wow that we greet each other so then he turns he's like DJ Meredith Marks

great to see you has your tour going it's going good and I'm good and I'm on a little pause from Thanksgiving and the reunion but then we'll amp it back up shortly Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, how we not seen any of Meredith Mark's DJ career on the show? What the hell?

Why are we only getting all of this, you know, other crap are getting? I need some DJ Meredith Marks. Yeah, um, is, uh, maybe like DJing. Is that allowed in Utah to have a DJ to be a DJ? It's like, no, the devil spins records. Joseph Smith saw the technology. had a time. You shall not spin flat circles.

Records are of the devil. So, we say hi to Braun one. She's wearing goat to her guys. Okay. She can have a costume change later. She's like, how many, who costume changes today, Andy, this is it. It's just me. This is me. This is me.

He's like, all right. Well, hi, Whitney. I'm loving that you're back to your blonde look. God, you really look like such a stupid, ugly ginger growth. Yeah. When you were right out. I really wanted to throw a carton of milk at your head and take your lunch money. Well, thank you, honey. That was for an anti-bullying campaign. My bad. Hi, Heather. How are you?

Did your daughter go blonde too? She'd probably get beaten up a lot less. Am I right? Heather, I love surviving Mormonism. It was absolutely incredible as what I was told by someone who watched it. So how do you feel about it? She's like, thank you. Thank you, Andy. It's been just really well received by whoever watched shit. So I'm just really happy. Well, congratulations.

Just like you're doing every day surviving Mormonism. I'm glad you could rebel against Mormonism by dressing like a dresser that's been covered for the summer. No skin showing. Good for you. Okay, baby gorgeous. Oh, hi, Mary. Hi, Pastor Mary. gonna drink and be married today?

We're gonna steal from any 80 year olds today, Mary. She's like, uh, yeah, I'm just gonna be happy because I don't know how to do anything else, Andy. Um, great. So baby gorgeous. Ha! What's going on with you? So leading a very different life from everybody. Ha, ha.

Always. Always. I'm always leading a different life than everybody, Andy. Okay. Okay. Now, Meredith, what's your goal coming into? tonight's reunion and please keep in mind we're going to go around the couch and we're all going to set an intention. All right, there it is. Well, I think before I can even address anything,

there's one question I need to ask, which will change the trajectory of today for me. So Whitney, would you like the red pill or the blue pill? My name is Meridorphius and I'm going to take you into the Matrix right now depending on your answer to this question. Which way do you want to go? Rabbit hole or no rabbit hole? I would just like to ask, when we spoke at BravoCon, you said there was some things that you wanted to clear it up, so I wanted to go ahead and give you the floor to clear it off. But the floor belongs to Bravo. You can't give me the floor. That's theirs. You can't do that, Meredith. This is what you always do. So, I drink a lot at BravoCon. And when I drink, I'm very happy. I'm a happy, loving drunk. And I love to love on people.

And I tried to talk to Meredith or I'm sorry for how things have fallen out with us. And I want to be your friend. And that's what happened. Instead, she went and said that I retracted everything that I've said about her and Britney. No, you ask why we can't just be friends off camera and leave camera on. And that's when you started. And I said because they are not the same thing. Oh, no, I'm sorry.

I said they are the same thing. Sorry. You're twisting words. You're twisting words. Well, I said because they are the same thing. And I can't do that. And then you said, well, you're pushing me away. And I said, I don't believe in violence. I don't push people. And then I said, I established boundaries. And you said, I don't like that you call me a liar. And I said, well, I don't lie about me. And then you said, you're right. I shouldn't lie about you. And I'll clean it up. And then my family got together. We slice a lemon together. No, I didn't retract anything I said. You took me trying to be kind to you and you went and you lied about me. Wait, let's just parse what she's saying here. So Whitney comes up to Meredith at BravoConn. It's like, why can't we be friends?

Meredith's like, because you have trashed me the entire season and followed me around and told everybody I'm an alcoholic and a pill popper. That's why. Well, but you, I did that because you were ignoring me. Yeah, I was establishing boundaries because you, you are. acting like a psycho. So stop lying. Okay, I'll stop lying. I never said I was lying. I said I would stop lying. Like, oh, okay. Okay. But I honestly, what did Meredith think was going to happen? She was going to take drunk Whitney from BravoCon and she really thought Whitney was going to show up and be like,

oh, yes, Andy. I lied the whole season just to piss Meredith off because she's never treated me like a cool girl. So Meredith, what did you think was going to happen? Come on. Well, you were fall down. drunk and your husband carried you upstairs the way I have to carry my toddler to put him to bed. Well, at BravoCon, in a happy drinking moment maybe, trust me, I'm never going to do it again. Like, I will never try to be your friend. Well, my intention was, I don't get it. I've always supported you. I've always loved you. I've always had your back. Remember when I said, alcoholic, pill popper, that was me having your back. I mean, Lisa said awful, horrible things about you.

I was there for you. No, you've never been friends with Meredith. I don't know where this rewrite is coming from. You've maybe been friends for like half a season, but come on. I've always been a good friend to you. And Lisa's like, you know what? You've always said awful, horrible things about her. It's not just me.

Like, if you're going to call me out, like, talk about what you've said then. Talk about what you've said. You took advantage of... No, because we were all horrors and cheated. Remember? Remember that one? Yeah. Remember, no, I'm not gonna shut it. I'm not gonna shut it.

I'm gonna open my mouth so big. I'm gonna open it so big right now. My mouth's so bag. No, I'm not gonna shut it. Well, she doesn't need to shut up, so don't tell her what to do, because you're not the boss of the world. That's what you're not.

Yeah, don't bring me into your argument and I won't open your mouth. Mary's like, just relax. Just say what you need, Whitney. You have the floor. But she always talks for Meredith. Don't tell her what to do. She can say what she wants to say she's entitled to have an opinion.

But you took what happened at BravoCon and you lied about me. And I stand by everything that I've witnessed on the plane. I stand by my opinions about your life. Okay, so now that you have to answer your question. How long trajectory of the night go, Meredith? Well, I mean, not right. I mean, look, I didn't lie, Whitney. You're the one who lied, and you didn't like that you were called out and I established boundaries.

Uh-uh, I did not lie. I owned that I was drunk and I already apologized to Annie for being so drunk on watch what happens live because that's on me. And he's like, yeah, we were just scared and we're going to make it across the state. You're not helping, Andy. My feet weren't working. Okay. Well, let's just leave it there. You know, she doesn't have working feet.

It's a thing. I'd like to point out we're going to believe that this one over here really remembers our conversation when she admitted she was fallout drunk. Case is missed. I remember our conversation. You lied. Do not call me a liar. It's like, you block out with me. You need to stop.

You're a blackout. I really wish Meredith had just accused Whitney of watching a movie. She's like, well, have you? recently watched a rom-com from the past seven years? Because if you don't remember it... Oh, really? You didn't like that how did crazy rich Asians end? The ultimate litmus test.

And she's like, I own what I do. Meredith says, I own what I do. You know, I'm not gonna, I don't own things that I don't do that you create for me to say I do. And she's like, that sounds like a whole bunch of semantics. no that's actually not what semantics means Whitney that's not the same just because she says words doesn't make it semantics that is actually not the semantics moment Meredith does semantics all the time but this is not one of them

no you don't even know what semantics are you dummy god Whitney Whitney arguing is like pissing into a waterfall it is so fucking funny to me so Meredith's like well I own my truth and Lisa's like you know what end it there that sounds like the truth yeah just Send it there. Sounds truthful enough, stupid Whitney. Okay, Lisa, I want to talk about you for a little bit. No, we were talking about Meredith being drunk. Let's keep talking about Meredith being drunk. He's like, uh, no, we're going to talk about you. So Lisa may have skipped Angie's RV

trip to hang out with Ben and Blake. And when the time came to defend herself against fanciful tales and legal drama, she definitely showed up. Does Lisa love her life? Yes. Desert clarity lunch raise more questions and answers? Yes. Are we going to roll a clip? You bet. Take a look. Ha, that was a good bit.

And it was a clip package of Lisa being like, Dismas, desmassed, desmess, those cases were all dismissed. Hi, baby card death. Ere! Time! So, Andy, is like, Heather, do you still consider Lisa to be a risky friend? She goes, yes, I do.

because I think she plays with really high stakes and she's gonna fight to the death. And so like it's her way or the highway. And I think that makes her risky friend. What chat GPG responds with that? She plays with high stakes. What? She's gonna fight to the death, huh?

Lisa Barlow. It's her way or the highway. Lisa Barlow. No one plays with higher stakes than Lisa Barlow. Okay. Thanks for the preview of like the new James Bond. She's back. She's playing with high stakes and she's taking no prisoners.

Risky friend, Lisa Barlow. I just don't get it. I think is she saying risky friend because she's going to like, well, what does it mean to be a risky friend? Does it mean that you're friends with them, but they're going to like, they're going to turn on you and like take you down? I guess that would be a risky friend. But I just don't understand with the way that Heather has responded how that makes her a risky friend. It all sort of like these generic sayings that she's sort of like these generic sayings that she's

sort of strung together in a way. Yeah. I mean, I think what she means is like Lisa's going to be your friend. And then the second she's mad at you, she's going to go dig up all this dirt on you. And she's going to blah, blah, you know, put it out on TV. And how can you be friends with somebody? You can't trust like that. But I mean, the trajectory of the season was Heather pretending to be Lisa's friend.

And then being like, you're a risky friend. I can't be friends with you. And then turning on Lisa and accusing her of doing all this stuff. And falling her around screaming on a boat about, you know, all these crimes that she's supposedly committed and everything else. So I don't know. It's a lot of projection from Ms. Heather. Miss Heather.

Yeah, it really is. But, you know, she's dressed like a couch today. And I have to say, Heather did make a very smart move because she's getting on my nerves this season. But I do love a couch. And you know what Heather looks to me like, you know, those horror movies where there's like some sort of awful thing that's under some sort of sheer thing. And you pull and you pull and you pull and then like it's skeleton pops up. That's what it feels like. I just want to like pull at her dress and see what gets revealed.

Yeah. I'm scary. So Heather is like, so Lisa says, well, I think Heather can be snaky. So from me, if you think I'm a risky friend, I think you're snaky in our friendship. She's like, what? When have I ever been snaky? Tell me one time I've been snaky to you. And so Lisa goes, yeah, well, farting while making off her camera, that wasn't meant for anything.

That was sneaky. that was snakey of you She's like, Angie brought that up though She goes, no, because you told her to bring it up And Meredith says, yeah, because she was encouraged To bring it up and she's Angie She's gonna do what she's told to do And we all about

And she's like, yeah, you told her it would be funny She goes, yeah, but I thought it was funny So she goes, yeah, but that's sneaky So now we find out that Heather is the one Who told Angie, oh, you need to bring that up on camera Because that shit's gonna be funny And Heather doesn't really deny it She's like, yeah, but it was funny

She goes, no. That's snaky. That's snaky behavior. Telling EGG to do something and saying like, it'll be funny. Just say it. That's sneaky. You're snaky. You know what you are?

Snaky. Nancy's like, but you've told multiple, you know, you've told multiple people and now you're confirming. She's like, but I'm just saying it as a fact. And you left at the airport and you said Heather told me to do it. And she said it would be funny. You know what that is? It rhymes with Bakie. It's sneaky.

It's sneaky. It's also firsthand evidence, not that we need any, of how they're producing the show, right? Oh, you should bring that up on camera because that'll be a really funny moment. It's like, yeah, it is a funny moment. And it was funny that it was brought up. But it's like, can you just be you? Let them be them and be authentic rather than like telling people what they should or should not do on camera, you know? Yeah, because Lisa would do it anyway.

look Lisa eventually would have done it anyway she would have gotten been she would have gotten so upset that she would have been like you know what your husband farts while he makes out with people in bars I've heard that uh so but also I mean Lisa like you are the one who said it so Heather could have you know Heather did apparently tell Angie do it it'll be funny on camera and stuff like that but Lisa you are the one who said it so oh you know we can't blame Heather for everything although it is fun too So, Angie's like, yeah, but Heather's like, but I did think it what's funny. Lisa says, yeah, but you know what? We're not even the best position, but I wouldn't have done that.

I would say it to her face. Like, I would say it behind my hair to her face. But you were saying, I don't do that. I'm a good person. And that's why I responded and I did it to your face, not behind your back. And he's like, no, no, no. You were saying, I never do this. I never do that.

Things like that. Heather's like, but you know, you don't think it's sneaky to hold your in front of your mouth and to say that about her, you were the original snake in the sisterhood. Oh, you know what? When you're ready to listen and not talk over me and tag team, because you're like codependent and your responses and actions, you have to tag team. You have to like, what is it, like, two snakes? What, it's like two snakes? You're snakeies. I love, Lisa, I think, really found her groove with the whole, are you ready to listen bit that she did multiple times, because that did, it was like a different vibe for her, because normally Lisa's vibe is like,

I never said that. And this time she's like, are you ready to listen? When you're ready to listen, I'll talk. Are you ready to listen? Heather's saying, yeah, but I mean, that's really rich that we tag team. I mean, you two, I don't need to tag team. I don't need to tag team.

You don't think you tag team with Meredith? Yes, you do. I'm fucking solo, honey. Oh, you're solo. Yes, I'm solo. I'm solo, right, Meredith? Chainsamo. See?

Here. Here, you say the so part and I'll say low. Okay. So, wow. We are not a tag. Team. We're not a tag team. Sorry.

You know what you are, Heather? You're a snake. Okay. We need to work on it. We need to work on it. We need to work on it. So, Merit is like,

we're not. Space is different than Lisa's version of a space so therefore there's different time in between our words coming together. The word was snakey. It was snakey. So I say snay and you say key. Okay, let's try it again. Sne. Ca. Okay. Well, you know what? That was closer. No, you're supposed to do the E part. You know that was closer. But that's if we had three, that's if we had three people, but we just have two people.

We have to keep like two, two syllables. What about if you say, okay, well, what about if you say sna and I say eh? And then you say, k, and I say, and I. I say, mm. You know what, Merritt, if you're ready to listen, when you're ready to listen, call me. When you're ready to listen, though. Well, we just stand up for ourselves, okay? And others like, then why is she writing for you so hard? She's writing for you so hard.

It's not writing for you. It's called Bing. It's a poor of loyal friend. Yeah, she's a family who, she's a whore from New York with a family that poses. I'll say it. And I mean that as a compliment. Yeah, that's exactly how it's meant. It's exactly how it was taking.

This year my Christmas card sent Merry Christmas wiggie wiggie from the whore family of New York with the family that poses I mean did you watch the last episode Heather? Writing is a very Utah thing Well you're not from Utah so you would know so no I'm not I'm not yeah you but you are from Utah Oh sorry you are from Utah so you would know that's what I meant to say thanks for not correcting me non-tag team people of my team Anyway, you're from Utah, girl. I was reading notes. I was reading notes.

I was reading notes. I can't be expected to do everything. Okay. Okay. You're from Utah. You would know a thing. I'm not. No, I'm not from Utah.

Girl. No, I'm not. Utah's gross. I mean, how long have you lived in Utah? You're a real house. I've a Salt Lake City. You lived here 25 years in the sisterhood. Yeah, but guess what?

My DNA is not Utah. Okay. Well, what is your DNA? It's Kats. Diet Coke in New York, thick and through. Always. Always. My DNA has red pigtails in a braid, okay? Because my DNA is Wendy's.

That's it. You know what, Wendy's doesn't have a state. It doesn't have a state. It's universal, but if it did have a state, it'd probably be New York. Yeah, you just stop trying to be so frosty. Guess what? It's like trying to push a square into a circle and the square is a burger from Wendy's. Yeah, you know what? you know how I know what my DNA is?

Because there's a company called 23 in me. They used to just be called like 23, but then they got a picture with me. So they started calling themselves 23 and me. Like they're so impressed with themselves. They wouldn't do that for someone from Utah. Utah's gross. Like, did you know that spelled backwards?

Utah means hot to? Like, whatever. Whatever. Guess what? You know what DNA spells? You know what stands for? The D stands for Dinkins. The N stands for the New York Knicks without the K.

And the A stands for Astroplaced. That's all New York, baby. Yeah, it's from New York. And Andy's like, so Mary, do you agree with Heather? And Mary's like, that Lisa's a risky friend? Absolutely, absolutely. How am I risky, Mary? Okay, how am I risky?

You know what? I want you to answer. Side examples, please. She's like, okay, well, let's start off with you're a little bit delusional. Okay, does anybody want to define what actual risky friend means? Because this doesn't make sense either. She's like, you're delusional, and that's why you're risky, because you believe things that aren't true. Like you just said, you live a different life from all of us, which doesn't even make sense.

And that's just sort of offensive. I mean, that's sort of offensive. I have a painting of me being held by Jesus in my church. What do you have? That was paid for by a lot of snap benefits. So what do you have, Lisa? I have snaps too. Like, I was, like, really into snaps.

Like, yeah, like snap bracelets. I kind of invented those when I was a kid. Yeah, so I don't think that makes me risky. Commercials. Here comes one right now. I think a risky friend is a Christopher Walken character in like a crime movie who's like, hey, I got a thing going on. Will you help me with this thing?

Will you just pick me up in the car at this time in front of the bank? That's my Christopher Walken. But I think that's a risky friend. I like that you just got out of bed today and you're like, you know what today is going to bring? a Christopher walking. I don't care. It's going to get in there. It's going to get in there somehow, God damn it.

What I need is to have the car in front of the bank. And when I show up, no questions, just hit the gas. And that's it. To me, that's a risky friend because you're getting me involved in your bank robbery. That's very often. You don't even have to go into his movies. I mean, look up Natalie Wood's death. You know, Christopher Walken is literally a risky friend.

Okay. Like, you do not want to go on a boat. with Christopher Wacken. I'm not even making a joke. He's like, with what's his face? Oh, hold on.

Let me look it up. No, not Jack Wagner. Not Parko for all either. Don't even say it. Don't even say it. Can you imagine Jack Wagner? He's like,

all I need is a life preserver for Natalie. Someone, please. He sang that song, right? What I'm saying is. Robert Wagner, yeah. The theory is Robert Wagner,

through her overboard after drugging her because she was having an affair with Christopher Walkin at the time that's like the you know guess what well I'm gonna say both of them risky friends see that's a risky friends that's a risky friend yeah it's like you get you went on a boat you know your friend your friend didn't come back that you might might have been having an affair with that's a risky friend a risky friend you know who's a risky friend jen shaw Jen Shaw is a risky friend because she is a criminal. So that's a risky friend. But like Lisa is a risky friend.

I just don't, I'm open to it. I'm vastly open to it. But like I just, you need to provide your receipts, your proof, your timeline and your screenshots. Yeah. I mean, I think, look, being friends with a real housewife is a risky endeavor in general. You're all risky friends. That's why you're hired. We say that as someone who's befriended various housewives and I don't get canceled.

That's a great. That's a great skill that we have. It's a friending and then being like, oh, my God, we hung out with so-and-so. Everyone in Crappensland. Guess what? We just hung out with so-and-so. And then the next episode, they say something racist. And we're like, oh, just kidding.

Everyone. Yeah. Take it back. We're risky friends. So, Lisa is like, you know what? I wouldn't be insecure. I think that was a delusioner. I wouldn't be offended by that because I do lead a different life. Like, I lead a different life than you.

Sorry. Sorry, you guys. And Meredith is like, well, I don't think everybody lives a different life from everybody here. And I don't think there's anything insulting by now. There's nothing insulting. My mattress is clean. I live a different life than Heather Gaines. It's not an offense.

It is what it is. And Mary's like, but how it was said, that's just not how it was said. And then Heather, like, turns to Angie and goes, see, and this is not tag teaming? I'm like, but you're tag teaming with Angie right here? I mean, like, I just don't think tag teaming is a, it's not a new phenomenon. Like, that's sort of like the big thing. I'm sorry. Was there anyone on this show who had a meteorological event named after their tag teaminess?

Was there anyone named Bad weather? Bad weather. Bad weather. Talk about risky friend. You're literally bad weather. That's the definition of a risky friend. You're like, you could blow my hat off. You could not.

Chanel from a store that wouldn't really let any of you in, says, Whitney, why were you so eager to bring up the lawsuits at lunch on the RV trip without Lisa being there to defend herself? Oh, well, it's because she didn't want me to talk about her own stuff. Tag team. Tag team. Well, I don't believe you were away at work. I think there's a different reason. I don't know what. But you've never missed a girl's trip, and you've never missed an opportunity to film.

And I don't believe that you were Whitney, are you going to finish your sentence? I wasn't talking. You were. You were talking. Tag teaming. You were tag teaming. And I've never seen you post a picture of Ben Affleck.

Well, you know, we don't talk about Ben Affleck on this TV show because he was the original tag team with Matt Damon. And we don't approve of tag teams in this sisterhood. Well, do we have to post anything? I mean, if a tree fell on bed off like in a wood, then Matt Damon wasn't there to post it on Instagram. Did it have been off like dead under a tree in the woods or what? But you know what?

Like, I do work and I do do amazing things. Like, Heather's been to events of mine, okay? And when he's like, but I thought you were in Miami recovering from a, you know, a feast left. No, no. No, no. I was there working. I was there working. How dare you? How dare you? Wait, you thought Lisa was in Miami? Recuperating from a face left? This is good stuff. Yeah, because I saw her. I had sawn her. She said she was with Ben Affleck to one person, and then I saw pictures of her in Miami, but then I saw pictures of Ben Affleck in Miami, and I said, Lisa got Ben Affleck's face in Miami. And then the first photo I ever seen Lisa post Bearface, no makeup. and she looks so beautiful. I'm complimenting you, Lisa.

Why did no one just go on the internet and see where Ben Affleck and Blake lively were that day? It's just the easiest way to cross-check. I had a dream that I was friends with Blake lively, and then everyone in Crappins got mad at me. Like, how could you be friends with her? I'm like, but she's pretty and famous. She said she'll do the crappies.

You got to do what you got to do. Talk about a risky friend. She took a picture with me in a party. We're best friends. No, that's Lisa. And Lisa is very, well, first of all, the whole, like, okay, I thought you got a facelift because I went online and I saw a picture of you. Bare-faced with no makeup on, so I assumed you got a facelift. I don't think that that's what, I mean, every picture I get of people with the facelift, they're either in bandages.

Like, hey, look, I just got a facelift, which we don't necessarily need to see, guys, by the way. or they're like with a full face of makeup trying to hide the, you know, scars and stuff. I've never heard the accusation. Like, you're a bare face. Like you got, wouldn't you have seen the marks if she got the facel? I don't know. Why are we worried about it? And if she did get a facelift, how much was it?

Can you get us a discount? I would love one. I want to look like Blake lively. So Lisa's like, you know what? I'm going to show you my picture of that Affleck and my phone because I know him. I know him. Look, it's a picture. She shows a picture of Lisa when she's.

in like the ninth grade next to bed aflick and the picture's like from 2017 it's like see proof the proof isn't the pudding you just say the 2017 pudding stupid why did it look like it was from 2003 it was from 2017 we had like good cameras in 2017 on our phones but it was all grainy and like washed out in the college were weird i love that that's her proof that she was with bed afflic a few months ago a picture from 2017 you know what the funny thing is instead of saying hey my friend Lisa's a batty and she's done really cool things for 18 years because she's a true New Yorker

that's her DNA you'd rather denigrate it and say I don't believe her I don't think she's there if I did that with every single one of what you guys did the list would go on and on and on and on yeah you know what I need more for this group I mean more people saying you know what my friend Lisa's a batty

my friend Lisa's a batty I have to point this out that right before this would Whitney goes Yeah, but there's a lot of good doctors in Miami. And Mary goes, well, he wasn't a good one. Fuck off, man. How does no one tell Mary to fuck off? Like, honestly, she's so funny on this show.

Like, from an audience perspective, I love it. But how is no one just like, fuck you, Mary, okay? You're the, what are you hiding under those gloves? What do you hiding? I think they just feel bad for her because of everything going on in her family at the moment. But, like, her time will come. No one likes it when someone's more popular. And Heather will come for Mary soon enough.

Well, it just doesn't make sense. Why are you upset that her son, why are you feeling bad for her that her son's an addict, but you don't feel bad for Meredith, that Meredith is an addict, according to you guys. Like, come on, this is like first-hand addict. It's only, it's only, it's only, we don't feel bad for it if it's someone you know. Come on. If it's a child. So Lisa's going on about like, I wish people would call me a baddie and be like,

lift me up and like praise me for the work I'm doing. So Angie's like, are you saying that anyone here who's done cool things, that you've only done like one or you only have one half franchises or I could count your money? You are negative. You don't even do it yourself. Yeah, but I said that after you said I don't understand my business. You said you don't understand my business. And you called me Jen Shaw.

That's why I said that you only have one and half franchises. And she goes, you don't understand my business. Yes, I do. I'm not dumb. I'm not dumb. I'm a bad. God. Go open a salon then.

No, I open lounges. And I'm really good at that too. I open up good lounges. And you're like, that's not a hair salon. Beauty industry is different from what you do. No, it's the same concept. Okay, I understand the service industry extremely well. Like, for instance, when you open up a hair salon,

you have to make sure you're stocked with like vita tequila and vodka, and make sure all the nozzles are in, and you need to have little soft ottomins for people to sit. on when they got their haircut. I understand pretty well. Okay, okay, okay. Well, fresh from Wolf is for sale online, says Veronica, and by that I meant the domain name, says Bronwyn, why jump on the bandwagon and air out the various legal issues concerning Lisa instead of saying it to her face? And she's like, well, at that point, Lisa and I weren't speaking, and I have long here now, and I don't have to answer this question

if I don't want to. But I will, because I'm an honest person and honest people love to answer questions. And she'd block me on everything. She'd block me on everything. So how could I answer her questions? How could I ask her to her? How could I do that? Mm-hmm. Got to. I got to from Frash, from Wolf is for sale, the domain name I mean, on the internet. Got to you. Nailed it. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. She made it very clear to me in New York that we were not friends, and we were never friends. And she continued to say stuff on Twitter that proved to me that we'd probably never be friends in the future. So I didn't come with documents.

I didn't research anything. It just was in the newspaper. And I never accuse you of anything. I said, this is what I read, and this is what I saw, and it's concerning. And I can feel that way. I'm allowed to feel that way. Are people not allowed to read newspapers anymore, any? Are they not alone to read newspapers anymore?

But it was the denigrate my character. Denigrate. I've said it two times now. Pretty cool, huh? Yeah, it was sneaky. Well, you know what? The same way that you denigrated my character the last time I saw you. No, you denigrated your character with lies.

Yeah, that was live denigration. You did it. You're really good at live denigrations. Oh, all right. Well, you know what? You play with fire. You're going to get played back. Some would say you play with fire. You can get burned. You don't get burned. The fire actually plays back with you. It's actually really sweet. It's like playing the fire. You're like playing a card game with fire. You're playing. You're playing a car game with fire. You ever see those movies of those videos of it feels like a movie. You know, of like a kitten and like a, you know, like a lion playing. And you're like, oh my God, you would think that one would eat the other. But they are actually just like friends. That's like you playing with fire because fire's playing with you. It's just so sweet. So what are the facts, Lisa? What are the facts? Do minds play with chickens or is that AI? I just can't tell anymore.

You know what the facts are? That I have one pending case, which we hope to have resolved as summary judgment. And there's one case actively being litigated. And you know what? I gave it a side of honey mustard. And it's much more comfortable now. And the rest are dismissed. And I wasn't worried about it.

And I don't know why anyone else was worried about it. I just don't get at. Wait, wait, why can't you have judgment in the winter? Why does it have to be summary judgment? Okay. You know what? Just shut up with me. You're so stupid. My God, so dumb. Don't decorate the judgment. Okay. You're literally idiot. But a summary judgment would mean that you'd have to pay them. That's what it means, because you say you're richer than all of us and you owe hundreds of thousands of dollars. And it's just, no, what, denied. You know what, deny? If I had a step, it would say deny. deny. No, that's not what summary judgment. Bromwood's like, that's not what summary judgment means. She goes, yeah, yeah, huh, because I've won a summary judgment before. And you know what, Bronwyn, your case was very different than mine because I wasn't in a criminal case. I had a civil litigation. And you know what? You've been sewed. You've been sued. You've been sued. You know what? Whatever you say about me is to deflect you. And you, you'd owed these people money and you were paying them back. And that is the truth. You're not paying them back. Okay.

You're not paying the people back the money that you owe them. Denied. Denial. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. What is it? But, I mean, if you're not paying them back, then that's a bummer. You should, you should, but you do owe the money. I mean, it doesn't matter where rivers are. It doesn't matter where the river is. You owe the river money.

But you have criminal allegations. Your criminal allegations. No, I do not have criminal allegations against me. No, I know. And you don't understand the law. Even though you went through it like, yeah, because you went through it all with the law, you don't understand the law because you don't know the law. You fought the law and the law fought back with you and played with you like fireplace with people.

Yeah. Mine was actually dismissed with the judge and yours was dismissed because you paid those people back or you're trying to. That's not true. That's not true. Denied. Denied. Do we have any proof that Bronwyn's stuff was dismissed? Because Bronwyn is still so squirly about talking about what all that stuff is.

I thought her stuff wasn't dismissed. I thought they made some kind of agreement and then it was sealed. It was dismissed. I'm so confused by the whole Bronwyn case. I need clarity. I need clarity. Please. Anybody.

But Bronwyn's very good at this because they still don't get it out of her. And she just keeps on nodding until they all agree. She's just like, you know what's a very different situation. Yeah, but you know what? It's a very different situation. That's what I said, Lisa. No, it's not. It's what I said.

Why is my head shaking? Where's my head nodding? My God, my head hurts. Oh my God, my threads. My threads just came undone. Oh, my God. Her face just falls to the ground. her.

Brom was like, nailed it. Got her. So Andy's like, okay, well, you're both telling me what each other's situation is. Well, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to tell you what my situation is. And like, okay, we have all of our cases against us have been dismissed. And which means we basically have won them all. And there's like one pending litigation, just like one stupid little pending litigation.

And that's it. So you never owed anyone money and they just made it up to be mean, Lisa Barlow. that's what you're all worried about it other than the fact that like you're just like whatever you know well the same reason you're worried about all of our lives the same reason you're worried about all our lives that's why you know what Bronwyn just got here and the bottom line is like last

year you lied about me and said I said I fake I said you said that you fake okay you lied about me and said that I said that you fake a miscarriage to someone that I said I didn't say it no you know what don't say another word about it because we've decided we've decided we're not going to talk about that we don't talk about only things that I don't want to talk about. Only things that I want to talk about. No, no, no, no, no. We're only going to talk about it.

Okay, what if I say a half word and Meredith does the other half the word? No, I have provided by the truce and you and that you and I said that we would leave families alone. Bromwin, you've been talking about family. What are you talking about? I mean, I guess she was talking about Meredith's family technically, not Lisa's, but whatever. Come on, you hypocrite. I'm like, no, you have not. I think Lisa, I think Lisa bringing up the miscarriage again. That's like, I'm like, what are you, oh, Lisa, you're going to, because what's going to do is, It's going to sidetrack the entire conversation as it actually does into, you said you wouldn't say that, and now you've said it, and it becomes something else entirely. It's like, I was like, Lisa, don't bring up the miscarriage thing. Like, let that one just die because it's not going to serve you right now.

Yeah, but Bramwin's saying because you are the one who's worried about our lives. And she's like, no, I was never worried about your life. You asked me to go talk to the mother-in-law or whatever, the kids of the parents, and then you accused me of saying all of this stuff. I wasn't into your life. You told me to go into your life and then you accused me of all this stuff. And Brom was like, no, you're not allowed to talk about that. Well, stop putting her in the position where she has to defend herself with it.

I mean, I don't know. But she's like, you were the one who lied about saying that I said that you had a miscarriage. Which is so this show by the, just that line in general is just so this show. You said that I lied about you saying that I lied about miscarriage. You said I had a miscarriage. Barbara Walters. There's sneaky. Snakey.

Well, okay, you said, you and your husband said you would piss on my head every private conversation you denigrate my character because you're denigrating my character. Hold on. Okay, by the way, I forgot to mention, I went to a house because I looked at a house with the salt on SLC people and I went into the den and there was a great in the den and I said denigrate. There's a denigrate right now. Guess what? Yeah, that's called wordplay. Yeah. See, yeah, don't want to be, yeah. Okay, okay. I have, I don't know what that metaphor was, but I have said nothing about your family and I've said nothing about your. children and you continue to bring my daughter up and I don't care what version you want to say. You can just keep on doing it over and over and over again. Okay. No, I'm not talking about your daughter. Okay. It's an example of your bad behavior of the daughter you didn't have. Okay, well, you know, see, that's not going to help.

Because like, use an example that involves my daughter is speaking about my family. And I have begged you to stop. And I've told you to stop. And you keep on, you keep on going forward. No, I'm sorry. And every time you do it. No. To me, no.

Because you, you're the one accusing her of being a liar. And she's saying, no, you're a liar. And this was an example that you lied. Just because your daughter had something to do with that example does not mean that you didn't lie about it. I'm sorry. I'm giving it to Lisa on this one because she didn't say anything bad about the daughter. She didn't. She's just saying you lied.

You accused me of doing this thing regarding your daughter. That's all. And if your husband can sit there and say all this mean shit about Lisa all season long, then your farty ass husband can take the payback. Todd doesn't get to come in here and be a part-time housewife. If Todd wants to come on and shit talk everybody else and say horrible things about them, then they're allowed to watch the show and then say shabby things about Todd. And she didn't say anything about your daughter.

And Todd can handle his goddamn self if he wants to. Well, conveniently, just the other week at Provocon, a fan sent me a video of you talking about my husband. You were body shaming him talking about how fatty is, how small his penis is. And I have the video the fan sent me. I am so angry that you talked shit about Todd on a video that here. I'm going to put it here for all of the American see. Because I'm so mad that people are spreading these lies about Todd. And I want America to see these things that you're saying.

I cannot believe that you would say that Todd is fat. America, go look at him. Look at Lisa saying that Todd is fat. Can you believe it? Andy, could we roll the video? I labeled it bitch tits. Okay, great. Thanks.

Thanks. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So the video comes up. These people at BravoCon, these fans are so shady,

filming Lisa from in between two other people, as Lisa just openly shit talks wrong. And Lisa's going, yeah, you know what? It's because Todd, like, I didn't even know if that was like Todd or it was like his belly. It's like so big. It's like so big. He has like boobs.

He has like hairy boobs. I think they're called moves if you're a guy. He can't even see his belly. Is that crazy? Yeah, you can't even see his we know. His belly's in the way of his denigration. You just didn't say one thing about my husband. You've been a TikTok comments.

You've been on Twitter. You continue to this day. That's a lie. Which it's not a lie, Lisa. You have fucking been doing it. I wish Lisa would just say, yeah, well, he's talking shit about me. So tell your husband to shut up first. Well, I mean, up until we were in Greece, you were saying my husband was a dirty old man and a pervert.

Yeah, because he is. Yeah, because he is. You were saying that he's like going on airplanes and looking at pictures of other women and flirting with him. Yeah, because he was you. That was he was saying, yeah, that was actually. You accused Todd of cheating on me. Yeah, that was yo. And then you denied it the next day.

No, that was you too. You accused Todd of stealing cherries from the top of a Sunday before someone's ready to give it up. That was yo. That was you. That was yo. Yeah, it was yo. Okay, well, you know, stop accusing me of doing things that I'm accusing people of. Okay, Lisa, okay.

So now, um, Bronwyn was like, nobody looked up your husband's ex-wife. nobody needed to look up my husband's ex-wife either. It's like, you know what? You care a lot about John Barlow. You care a lot about John Barlow. Well, I care because you talk about my husband nonstop. I mean, non-stop, so I'm going to bring up John Barlow then. The truth is over then.

Yeah, but I don't talk about your husband. You know what? But I can start. I can start. You know what? Let's talk about Todd Bradley. The dirty old man, Todd Bradley. The dirty, dirty old man, Todd Bradley.

Let's talk about it. His penis is under his foo, and everybody knows it. How many times do I have to tell you? to stop talking about my husband. This is the clip. So then we come back to president and Bronwyn's like, you know, you've continued after our truce to speak about my husband and you're saying it right now. You're doing it right now, Lisa. Yeah, because he's a dirty old man. So whatever. Okay, you can laugh all you want. Yeah, all you want. I'm laughing. It's hilarious. All you want. Okay, do not talk shit about Todd. Okay, we are in a wonderful, wonderful relationship.

That next episode, I'm going to reveal that we are separated. Yes. Yes, I love Todd so much. Andy, can we roll that Fupa clip again? That would be great. I want to stand up for Todd again. I just love him so much. Okay, well, you can laugh, Lisa. Yeah, but hold on. Ha-ha. I laughed. Okay, well, you can do it again. Ha-ha. God damn it, Lisa, stop laughing. We had the truce. Well, I did think that you guys had a truce. You guys still doing your truce at all?

Well, yeah, but I've abided by the truth, but Lisa continues to break the truth at every turn. She breaks the truth, Andy. She breaks the truth, Annie. She breaks the truth. That's a beautiful speech. It's a true speech. It's a true speech. Beautiful. It's a true speech, then.

Beautiful speech. Beautiful speech. Okay, let's get to the facts. What facts? How have I broken the truth? I'm talking now. I'm talking when you're ready to listen. Well, I'm talking too.

How have I broken the truth? What have I said about your husband or your children? What have I said? You won't let me talk. Ta. Meredith. Ta. Oh, I, I'm sorry.

I'm just... Akes. Eakes. Akes. Ta. Akees. Akees. Ta.

Ta. Okay. You do the first part of the word. I'll do the second part. King's Alan. Okay. What I was trying to say was talk. Franks.

Thanks a lot, Meredith. Thanks a lot. We had a truce. Okay? And since that truce, the only thing I've said was to Brittany and I was relating to her on something about Brahman's behavior. And just like after our truths, you know, do you remember the truths? Do you remember the truth? And you remember the truth, no?

I was just doing the second half of your worm. Sounds like a snake. It sounds like a snake. Is that Heather? I think of Heather sound. Snakey. Are we doing this right? I mean, I get it at some point.

We're going to tag team. We're just going to tag team at some point. Okay. Snake. Cake. No. Okay. You do.

Okay. Snack. Excuse. excuse. Sme. The califragilessing, exe, unadogous,

objection, dismissed, case dismissed. Okay, this has been entertaining to watch YouTube, but like, what about this stuff

about Todd? Um, I really forgot where we were, but you know what? After I saw your husband say he wouldn't piss on my head if my brain was bleeding

or on fire, you know what, that's not very nice. Like, if my brain was on fire, he should piss. on my head. Like, does, would anybody else's husband like to offer to piss on my head? Because that's what a true gentleman would do. Like, who says that they wouldn't piss on a wife's

head? That was so rude. That was so mean. Excuse me and dad, I need to keep on saying these things. Because she said. No, but you hadn't even seen that yet. And that was in Greece that you were saying those things. You can't use that as an excuse. Well, I said your husband's a dirty old man, you know, like, you know what, get dick sucker went viral. It's not my father. I went viral. I'm sorry. You know what? You should do TikTok because they'd love me there. You know what? It's your fault when you look at me in the eye and you say, I don't want to speak about my husband or my children. And I agree. And then you say, great, me too. And you continue to parade yourself out here with the wrong, like, as the wrong victim when you're the one doing this to my

husband. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And what is wrong with sucking your husband's dick? And Brum was like, not a thing. Not a thing. I didn't do it, but it's not a thing. Not pleasant. Nothing. It's not wrong. It's not wrong. It's just gross. I mean, Andy, if you could imagine, sucking the dick of the person that's always mad at Dennis the Menace, I mean, sure, you know, some people are into that. Some people aren't. There's nothing wrong with it. That's for sure. Walter Mathau needs to get his dick suck to occasionally. Do I do it? You know, occasionally, occasionally. But don't, wouldn't suggest it. Wouldn't suggest it. Can we roll a soup a clip? Roll the food clip. My response was to the fact that she said, I don't work. and I said, well, I do work. And she said, well, you should get a job and pay those bills. Like, because I, like, work very hard.

I work so hard opening lounges. Like, do you know there are children in this country who don't have access to lounges? It is my mission to open up a lounge in every single town and community. That's what I do. I'm trying to get, like, poor children, American Express Chard cards so they're, like, allowed in lounges. And that's, you know what?

That's a job, Andy. And it's a job for the people. Leave no child behind from a lounge. That's what I say. Lounge, no child behind. Yeah, I want to make sure that they have access to really overcooked bad acts every single morning for free. Yeah. Well, you know what, Andy, there's nothing funny about this.

The only thing funny is that you and I are equal in this, because we're not equal. And I've done nothing to you in this regard. I've stayed the fuck away from you. She goes, exactly that part. You know what? I've stayed the fuck away from you too. You know, but those videos weren't me talking to you. they were talking to me people at BravoCon.

So maybe you should stop stalking me, you know? And I told you up below deck that I was like done with you and I meant it and you don't. Like you talk about my husband at BravoCon. Imagine being at BravoCon where people love you and want to talk to you and you want to talk about my husband's dick. Like get a fucking life, you know? Yeah, but you know what? That's what people wanted to hear. That's what people wanted to hear.

They came up to me to bravocon and asked me about it because your husband was threatening the piss on my head if it was on fire, okay? That's why. And you know what? In the galley, you cried and you said, I'm fucking sorry, and you accepted my apology, and we held hands. Remember that? They have footage of it somewhere.

Show the footage. I look so good in that footage. Show it. Here's the footage that it sounds like, you think that the footage is going to be like, I am so sorry. I don't know how we got to this place, and I don't want to be in this place.

I don't know what happens, but I love you, and I feel like maybe I lash out because I love you so much. And it's my trauma, and I have to deal with it, but I love you more than anything. And instead it's like,

hey, I'm really sorry about that before. Okay, touch you later. Overall, I think Lisa's in the wrong. This I have to say, but God damn it, I don't care. Sorry. So Bronwyn's like, yeah, but I accepted your apology and then you go back and do it again. Yeah, but Bronwyn, you also do. And that's why I can't care because Bronwyn is exactly the same.

She's like, I won't come for you. anymore immediately comes for you after, you know? Okay, guys, we need a truth to not talk about anybody's marriage. Oh, guys, by the way, Seth was probably cheating in New York on Meredith. You know, like, come on now. Yeah. And he's like, all right. Two rights don't make a wrong situation because Lisa does break the truth a lot.

And so then this is how we get into problems on the housewives in the world. because Lisa Lisa breaks the truth so then Bromond gets revenge by doing something in return and it's like no just don't do that

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