Watch What Crappens - #3183 RHOP S10E16 Part One: Rocky Roads

Episode Date: January 26, 2026

This is part 1 of a 2-part recapThe Real Housewives of Potomac heads out on a long and windy existential journey to nowhere as Angel schedules the women to go flyfishing in the middle of nowhere a mere hours before their flight. It’s cringey and hilarious all at once. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today on our birthday. Well, actually a day late, but still our birthday episode. It's Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Well, hello. Happy birthday.

Boom. Thank you. Our podcast just got shoved into a locker because it's 14 years old and it's now a freshman in high school. so you felt a little jostling. That was us trying to get out of the locker. We did it. Next year we can get our driver's license in New Mexico. What people don't realize is that this podcast totally has a crush on a podcast

that's three years older than it and is the quarterback. So, you know, we're just hoping that he invites us to the prom. We just hope he invites us to the prom and we can take off our glasses and walk down staircase and be so hot but I don't know freshman year of crappins we did it I can't believe it and you know I'm such a dummy I this is the only way this is the only

thing I keep track of and it's because you tell me because I wouldn't know I thought I was a year older for like three years I thought I was older than I was you remember and then I figured out how old I was and I just realized my dog Bueller is not 13 he's

14 he's turning 15 this year and I only knew because I had to get pictures for our anniversary. So I had to scroll back on Facebook and saw that I had Bueller in 2011, which is crazy. I got him in October of 2011, which meets he's going to turn 15 this year. That old bastard. That old bastard. Wow.

That is like a, that's a big difference. Wow. Wow. Bueller. Our junior citizen dog. Bueller down there. Is he back behind you? No, he's on the floor.

He won't sit on these chairs because they're swivel chairs. because there's swivel chairs. So when I'm in Los Angeles, there's no Bueller on camera because he's not going to get on swivel chair. There's no way in hell. Because they swivel when he's trying to get up there. Yeah. And it freaks him out.

He gets very scared. Poor thing. It's at my feet. That's hard. It's neither here nor there. It's neither here nor is it there. By the way, you know what tomorrow is? What?

Tomorrow is one month until the crappies. on February 27th. I know. Guess what? The ballot's going to come out next week, everyone. General voting, can we just say it? It starts February 4th. The ballot's going to be up and ready for everyone on February 4th.

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I don't know. I've got to look for a chair. I'm going to talk about some books. I'm going to start a little bit club over on Amazon Live. So you guys can tell me what you're reading. I can tell you what I'm reading. We can switch books. I just broke my, I just broke some.

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And it's also where you get videos, bonus episodes and videos, bonus episodes and ad free. bonus episodes are traitors right now. Those come out at the end of the week. Yes, we did a trader's bonus on Friday and had I was fired up as usual. Okay, but today we're talking about Potomac season finale, although I guess it's season finale, because heading into the episode last week, they were like next week on the season finale, but then at the end of this episode, it was like next week on the season finale because next week is like a seasoner, an even more seasoned finale

because next week is the Karen Hugar episode. Um, which is, the interview with Andy Cohen, the very deep sit down with Karen Yuga. I think every sit down should require Kim Richards to be there because

Kim Richards was the first Andy sit down that he ever had or he's like, well, talk about you being an alcoholic, Kim. So you got arrested at a target. And she's like, you know, that whole thing. And I really think that Kim should always be there. Kind of like the ed,

McMahon. Wait, was the Kim sit down before the Joe Judice, the Teresa and Joe sit down? I think so because Kim, well, I don't know. Maybe that may have been at Watch What Happens Live exclusive as opposed to like Kim Richards like in soft, soft filter lighting, you know, which is what Karen's getting, you know. Yeah, maybe. I don't remember which was first. Can I say I loved the season finale?

Is that crazy? Did you like it? Like, what did you think about it? Oh, my God. Amazing. I thought it was very funny. It was definitely really fun to watch. But, God, what a sad season finale.

What a pathetic ending in the season. I mean, Angel, geez. Did I feel bad for Angel? I wanted to. I felt like I should feel bad for Angel. But I just, I was like, oh, man, I've been, you know, I wouldn't say rooting for you. I haven't been rooting for you. But I've been feeling bad for you.

And I feel like when I give my pity to somebody, that's a form of rooting. and I've given you my pity and you just failed miserably. I mean, fly fishing, fly fishing? We knew that she was going to try fly fishing, but why would you do that? And what kind of fly fishing aficionado is going to take your ass fly fishing two hours before you have to be at an airport? That's not going to work. I don't know what was happening here. Now, I have to imagine that the women moved their flights up after Giselle took over the, the, the,

the trip. I can't imagine that that this was the original timing for the flights, especially because if you think about it, the trip was like two and a half days long. That's really short. I feel like normally when they go on their big trip, it's like four or five days. So I feel like they moved all their flights up.

But yeah, the logistics of this all were crazy. I was dressed out for the beginning. When they said they're going to have brunch at the hotel, go fly fishing and then have an open fire lunch and then go to the airport and the fishing and the fire pin and all that stuff

is like an hour and a half away. I was like, how is this going to happen all before 2 p.m. or 2.30? And of course it didn't because it's literally impossible to do all those things before going to the airport. So they're trying to have a season finale. They're trying to have some fights. They have no fights

really to last the season. The fights are sad. And then they have to do it in the cars. So they have, and it's not even like sprinter vans where they get to like, you know, see each other. It's like somewhere in the front seat, some are in the back seat. They're trying to have these fights. The fights are stupid. It was just a mess. They had to eat at the rest off.

I mean, it was all terrible. And, you know, even though I wasn't rooting for Angel in general, I was rooting for her against Giselle. Because even though Giselle's not completely wrong, Jiselle's just such a jerk. And I was really hoping that Angel could pull off something nice for the end. and she just, she got lost. I mean, she got lost. She went to a pin that someone dropped. I mean, it was not good, Angel.

It was not good. Now, I don't know if you've seen online, but Angel is saying somewhere. Of course, I read it in comments. But that production was the one who picked that Airbnb in the first place, and it wasn't even her fault. And then I don't even want to hear it at this point, Angel.

I don't want to hear it. Yeah. I don't know. It's just... It's just a disaster. But also, like, a pin gets dropped, and you don't look at the map beforehand and say, okay, well, that route doesn't look quite right.

Or, like, also, why do you not have an address? I mean, Google Maps, it's pretty comprehensive. Like, you're really not having to drop pins these days. Usually there's... You can look it up. I almost want to know where that watering hole was. I mean, look, the chef got. there. Her head of staff got there. How come Angel couldn't get there? What directions did they have

that Angel didn't get? That's what doesn't make sense to me. There was clearly some way to get there. And why wasn't her head of staff saying this is where we are? I don't know what went awry. But I thought this episode was so hilarious and stressful and crazy and existential. It was like they were wandering. But in cars, they were just driving around and they had this ticking clock. And you see this map and they're just sort of like going in nowhere in circles. They're not they're like isolated. They're fighting. And it was to me, it was like I was enthralled by this. I was like, what are they going to get to the campsite? Are they not going to get their flights? In fact, I was rather disappointed that we didn't see if any of them made their flights or not. I guess they all made their flights because if they

didn't, it would probably be something else that would be added on to it. But, you know, I don't know if we've ever seen a finale like this. Normally they end the party or some sort of set piece or glamorous, who knows what. But this was just a season farting out into the wind. It really was. It really was. It's time for a commercial.

It's time for a crappence commercial. All right, let's get going with this. So we start where we're on day two of the trip and they are still at Kimosabi, which also is another ridiculous thing. I mean, you're going to you're bringing all these people to see your business, see your house, you barely go to your house.

Everyone's rude to them at the house. And then you make them go on a plane to go to a store because you saw it on Beverly Hills. Like, come on, not because you saw it. I mean, I know that Kimosabi is like a lot of people love to go there. But it's like she don't need to go. You don't need to take a whole day trip to go to a Kimo Sabi. That's just sad. That's sad.

It's like a tourist destination. Yeah. So, Giselle has just said. that they're going to four seasons. And Angel's like, but we're going to go fly fishing tomorrow. And Giselle's like, we're going to go home tomorrow. She's like, no, we're going to go fly fishing. And so there's this music that's playing like, ooh, it's a standoff.

Like Billy the kid. And he's like, ooh, is this a standoff? I hear the music that they're playing in post production already. And now she's like, are we going to take a vote? Like, what's going to happen? And Angel's like, let me be clear. This is not her trip. She can't do this.

So they're like, oh, okay. Like, what are we voting? Like that? What's happening here? Yeah. So Tia's like, brunch or what? And Angel says,

Now listen, I've set up a beautiful day with some beautiful guides on a beautiful body of water. And beautiful Google Maps is going to make sure that beautiful people show up at the beautiful place with the beautiful. Just stop. You're not selling it. You need to learn other words than beautiful. And she's like, we're going to go fly fishing and then we're going to have an open fire lunch. Both of those things sound disgusting. Fly fishing is disgusting and so is an open fire lunch.

Get a microwave. Get a pan. I don't want to eat off some open fire. and then the guy drops the meat into the fire. So you guys would have had a wood chippy lunch because his ass dropped your food into the fire too. I thought the steak looked really good, to be honest. And crested and dirt.

Look, I'm down for the open fire lunch. I'm not a fisherman. I think if I were on a show, though, I would do the fly fishing. But here's what I don't want to do. one, if not two of those activities before I get on a plane. I don't want to get on a plane smelling like a campfire. I am not Tom Schwartz. Okay.

I do not go bathing in rivers before events where I'm around other people. Okay. So like do the fly fishing, do the open pit fire. Let me go back to the hotel. Let me shower. And like I'm getting on the plane the next day. But like, what? You're going to, I have to like, I have to be in the middle of a smoky campsite before I get

onto a flight and like across the country absolutely and I'm a real housewife who's supposed be climbers absolutely not this is a day long event off I'm so mad right now I can hear you my headphones are off my ears this is a day time event it's a day long event it's an event you go to and then you go relax for a while and take a shower and like have a nice light dinner or whatever so what it probably was originally before that's why I suspect the flights were moved up but even if they were this is like a day This is like your Kimosabi day. This should have been the Kimosabi day. This should have been day one.

Yeah. If anything, they should have gone to Kimosabi and then gone to an airport there, you know, if there even is one there. I'm not rich enough to know. So, uh, Jazeel's like, well, I'm not outdoorsy, but we will be brunching in the morning.

And we'll be packing our things and packing at the hotel and then getting on the flight, and going home. And Kieran is like, oh, please, Jazel, sit down. We're not doing that. And Angel says, okay, well, so you're going to have hotel food. Okay. Well, you can go with the itinerary if you want hotel food instead of somebody cooking out over a campfire. I know angels trying to be like, oh, how boring, how pedestrian. This is the four seasons. This is not the higher house serving their powdery eggs that are made from like a mix.

Okay, this is, it's going to be like quite good food. And I know that the health department has been there and they have put a letter grade for me to know clean that place is. You know what's not clean? Campfires. At least I won't smell like smoke after I have my eggs Benedict at the four seasons. Okay. So, but Angel's trying to do this thing. Because Angel, it's so funny too, because Angel has, she peppers in this language all the time, and especially on this trip to sort of make it seem like what she's doing is very luxe. Like one of those guys that she introduced them to, she's like, this, he's a very high network. Worth guy. And later on, she says, well, this watering hole is a very exclusive watering hole. I mean, she's

always throwing in these words. So then when it comes to actual something from the four seasons, suddenly she's like, oh, hotel food, enjoy. Enjoy your box of honey smacks. So Wendy's like, well, is there a world where we can brunch like in community with each other and then we could fly fishing community? I love community. I'm glad you. do because you're about to get a lot of it. Yeah. And just I was like, well, the question is, are you spending the night? Da, and Angel's like, yeah, sure.

Can I sleep in your badge? She's like, no, to bring up and not to bring up anything bad, but like, do you want to call Bobby and check to make sure that's okay? And then Angel out of nowhere goes, oh, girl, don't worry about that. That's my man. Don't worry. And everyone's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Suddenly, angels like casual, like, don't worry about Bobby when all season long, she's been checking on Bobby. That, of course, we then basically...

Oh, no, I thought it was her saying like, oh, well, maybe, because that's my man. So maybe I will check in with him. Oh, what's wrong with that? Yeah, she's like, what's wrong with checking in with him? He's my man. And Giselle's like, I am so sick of hearing Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, too much. Too much.

Too much. So Stacy's like, I'm just wondering, if we did the fly fishing, will we have enough time to change to make our flight and be comfortable? The only one was some sense in this group. And the angel's like, yeah. Yes. I mean, there's a nice cabin. It has nice bathrooms, good accommodations. Does not exist on Google Maps.

So if you want to go there, you just have to drop up in in the middle of Colorado and hope you got to the right place. And Giselle's not going to make it easy. She's like, how many bathrooms are? It's a good question because, like, it could be the nicest cabin in the world. But if there's one bathroom and you've got like seven ladies who have to shower and then make themselves presentable in case their picture gets taken at the airport, you know, they're going to take some time in that bathroom. and will there be running water because it has been an issue and will the toilets work

and the sinks will there be doors and walls and a roof at a point there's standards they're like we just have to double check everything this is the role that I was actually born for making sure that all the ladies are happy yes that's what I think of Giselle Bryant

I think happy maker someone who just makes everyone around her happy at all times joy spreader watch out a sunflower has entered the villa so angel is like okay it's fine everything's gonna be good it's gonna be good and so she goes uh she's like ladies let's just gather things and make out way back to the PJ so they are gonna head back to the airplane and start what they think is going to be the luxurious part of their vacation yeah so now they have to go travel back to that it's a lot of

traveling. It's a lot of traveling. It's like travel there yesterday. Today, you travel to a different place and then you have to go back on a plane to get ready to travel tomorrow. So now the ladies are chit-chatting in the air and Jazzy's trying to make small talks. She's like, oh my God, your kids are gorgeous. You have two, right? How do you feel with two kids? And Angel's like, when you have children and then you see you and them. Wow. I just love seeing me. It's amazing because is they look one way when I look at them, but then their school pictures come back and they look completely different.

They've got my marking face. The funny things with the kids is also that whenever we call them down for dinner, they seem to get lost upstairs for two hours. We don't know why they can't just figure out their way to the table. So Tia's like, can you imagine loving somebody more that you love yourself?

And Kieran is like, well, I don't know anyone. I love more than myself. So then they get to Denver and they're arriving. They get off the plane and everything. An angel, they're in the car heading to the four seasons. An angel has an announcement. Here's something you guys don't know about me.

I don't like fish. We'll pull the car over. I mean, this is deep. We need to talk about them. What are you talking? Who cares? And they just, they all kind of look. out the window like why the fuck am I stuck in the car with Angel?

And Angel's like, Angel, what's the end of the road here? Why am I just learning now that she don't like fish? How could you keep this from us? This is something we're supposed to learn about in the first conversation, dietary preferences. But also, it's also like, don't say that right before you're taking the women fly fishing. Don't give them, don't give Giselle something to, you know, Giselle will be like, we're going fishing?

She doesn't even like fish, ah. Why are we doing this? But also this is just like, us to do something you don't even like to do. Why? It's also just like not a fascinating piece of information for this day. Like this is not.

And it comes out of nowhere. Like if you're going to say here's something you don't know about me, it should, you're now, you have a preamble. It's coming out of nowhere. It's it has to be really good to get everyone's attention. But something as generic as you don't really like fish.

It's just not going to work. It's not having it, Angel. We don't care. I'm focused on getting to the four seasons. I'm thinking of bubbles. and body gel and luxury. Talk about toilets. Talk about running water.

Talk about luxury. Oh, yeah. So in the other car, Giselle, Monique, Jazzy, and Ashley. And Jazzy's like, I'm not going to lie. I love my girl, Stacey, but her coming in at the crack of dawn and knocking on the door,

she's like, it's me, it's me, there's no running water. There's no money. And they just start laughing because Stacey is like so extra about everything. And then at 8.19 p.m., not 8.20, 8.19 p.m. They arrive at the four seasons, and they are so happy to finally be back in the lap of luxury. Yes. So they get there. It's a nice room. And of course, Giselle's got the presidential suite.

And they look around. There's a shower in the middle of the room, like a glass shower in the middle of the room, which is, you know, I guess rich people like to look at each other naked. I don't know. I mean, if I was rich, I would be like, I want a cave where no one can possibly see me, including myself. I want no mirrors. I just want it to be dark and steamy. It is a funny choice. Is this the actual presidential suite?

Or is it just maybe it's a honeymoon suite? Because the honeymoon suites are sexier. I know this because one time I went to Vegas. It was like a bro trip. And I was with my friend Saji. and we arrived and they gave us an upgrade. We're like, sweet. And we put you in the honeymoon suite.

It was funny. And I was in the closet still, by the way. So it was like two quote unquote straight guys. I mean, he's straight. I'm definitely, obviously not. And the honeymoon suite, it was like from all angles. You could see that shower. It was like, it's like, we want you to have sex and like enjoy it.

So like anytime either of us were like taking a shower, we had to like actively look in a different direction. Otherwise, like any mirror or thing you could just see. because God forbid he has he's his penis. Yeah, I don't know that this would work for a presidential suite. I can't imagine Nancy Reagan being like, oh, Ronnie's showering, you know. Well, it did also have, it did have a lot of accoutrements.

It had like some old-fashioned exercise equipment in there. And there's a lot of stuff. So maybe it was presidential. But you would also think that if you're doing, if the president is going to take a shower, like why are you going to have the president in like a super. exposed glass box in front of a window. It just doesn't seem like a security, a safe thing, you know? Yeah.

I mean, Melania, I'm sure, has put up with a lot in her years, but this would send her over the edge. She'd be out of there. Yeah, I don't think we'd finally get rid of her ass, too. I don't think we need to see a three-dimensional naked Trump showering in the middle of the bathroom. Yeah, I think presidents probably none of them, well, maybe a couple. But most of them probably don't need to be seen naked in the middle of the

The Secret Service is like, oh, my God, can we please put the secret back in Secret Service? This is disturbing. Yeah, let's keep it. We don't need to see any of that. We also probably don't need to see any more ice in the streets. I just want to say, can't help myself. Sorry, moving back to the show. So now they're all walking around the suite and they're looking at everything.

They're like, ooh, this is wonderful. Oh, great. Angel, by the way, has passed out in the back of her car. And they're like waking her up. Well, to be fair, the fish revelation was a lot. She's a lot of energy. She's emotionally tuckered. Took a lot out of her.

She like lost her life force when she said that. Yeah. So yeah, and she was sleeping deep too. Like she really sleeps like a log. They had to, they had to wake her ass up. They really had to. So Ashley tells us that she's done some of her best work in the tub.

Please, no one wants to think of you in the tub either because every time I think of you in the tub, Ghalm is there. Please. Yes. We don't. We don't need to imagine who you're doing your best work with. It's either Ghalm or Ralph. And I don't really want to imagine either of them. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, but then you get in the tub and then you get dirty and then you get dirty again. And this is they, I think they talked about this on married to medicine too, right? It was a very shower heavy Sunday episode where they're like, yeah, you get dirty and then you get out again. Then you get dirty again. Right. They were talking about that. It's so weird how Bravo does that.

They have multiple, you know, things happening on different shows. Anyway, so Angel's like, so I'm very happy that you guys are in accommodations that are up to your standards. You're welcome. And she's, I was like, yes, I did it. Not you, you terrible hostess. Yeah. And she was like, well, I hope you had a great day on my trip. And she says, okay, so here's the button.

So we've also had the option tonight. And they're like battling to be the hostess. of this moment. Also, the way that Angel says, I'm so glad that you guys are like, that you're, like, these accommodations are up to your standards as if she booked them for, book these hotel rooms for the ladies. It's like, Angel, you had nothing to do these hotel rooms. Yeah. But, uh, Giselle's announcing that there's food that's coming up here. And then Angel says, oh, and, you know, there's a honky tonk bar that's right around the corner. So we can all go there afterwards. Well, I'm the best mechanical bull rider that I know. No, I'm going to stay on that bowl all night. It's not a countertop, Ashley. And so now they're talking about getting sexy on the bowl. And so Angel's like, but guys, you are going home tomorrow. So here's the plan.

We're going to have breakfast. And here. Yes. And then we're going to wheels up to the lake and we'll be fly fishing. And then you'll be headed back to the airport by two-ish. Well, even when she said this before we even knew what a disaster it turned into. I was like, what time are you getting up? Five in the morning?

I don't think you're going to have time for this. That means you have to wake up it, like you have to wake up, get yourself camera ready, which I imagine takes, what, like 90 minutes to two hours. I don't know how long it takes for the women, but it feels like it's probably a bit. And then you're going to eat. You're going to hit the road like around 11ish or so. Get there at 12. Fish.

Fishing is going to take an hour at, you know, at least eating. It's going to take another 45 minutes to an hour. Like I don't, I just don't see the timeline here. So. And then it gets worse because. She's like, someone asks what they're going to do about their belongings. And she goes, oh, yeah. So we're going to have to go back and get them.

So that'll be like two hours up and back. And I think by the time we come back, nobody wants to ride a bull, right? Okay. So it's 915 right now. And you're telling them they have to get in the car for another three hours. Because we know it's an hour and a half. It's not an hour like she keeps saying. It's an hour and a half.

So it's three hours that they need to go in their car. How is this luxurious? And why is everybody acting like this is the better option to come stay at this hotel? This is crazy. And why is there no one who can bring from their estate who can bring their shit to them? I mean, I guess maybe the women haven't packed up their stuff. So it's not like, oh, just, you know, like here. And it probably has her unmentionables and various stuff.

And Tia, too. So it's like, no, we want. But didn't they know in the morning? This is why this episode's pissing me off. because we're having to sit here and talk about this. Like, but wait, why didn't they pack? Why didn't someone else bring? Couldn't they have packed in the morning?

Because in the morning they knew they were going to be going to the four seasons. Why aren't they already packed? And why couldn't the husband do it? And if they have nannies, then it's going to stay with the kids. It's like I'm planning like I have a fucking family. I don't need to be planning like this for somebody on a TV show. This shit should have been dead.

No, I literally love this. I literally love weighing in on other people's bad logistics. And I think what they're saying is that the women who are going to, the four seasons, I think they packed. We actually saw them pack. It's that Kierna and Tia and Angel had no idea that this would be happening. So they've got to go back to Angel's house. Oh, I see.

I see. And the thing is that, yeah, I think if they had been packed, maybe they could have gotten someone to bring the stuff back. But also when Angel says, we'll have to go back and get them. And that'll be two hours, oh, so two hours up and back. And I think that by the time we come back, nobody would want to ride the bull. So why did you enter the honky tonk bar into evidence? Why were you like, by the way, there's a honky tonk bar next door, but we're not going to be able to go because we have to get our luggage.

Like, just miserable, so miserable at this. Honestly, if I were an angel, what I would do is I would go back alone or I would offer to go back alone to get everyone's stuff, although it's the same issue because everyone has to go back to pack up their stuff. Never mind. I was going to say she goes back, gets stuff and brings it back. but Tia and Kieran have to go I know this is driving you nuts I can already sense

no no I'm fine because no I'm just like this is just like discussing other people's logistics It's not making me that I'm just like I'm just starting to because it's like okay I'm in the drive

and then this will take that long and then they have to go up the stairs and what if the kids are asleep and they're like I love it so much I love discussing these logistics and how also like Angel has flopped on all of them it's so bad

yeah everything is spread out in the wrong direction. Do you remember what the town is that she, that she lived in, Angel's house on the map? For cocta. I don't know. For cocta. Okay. For cocta, Colorado. Yeah, I don't know. So they're going to have to go over there. And so Jazzy and Ashley are ready to party. And Jazzy's like, yes, I love Ashley because she took shots off my boobs that time. Like, we're friends now. We are real friends. As a wag, I can say that that's a girl who knows at a party. So then Monique starts playing the piano that's in the room and they start making up a song with the piano.

Yeah. About having no water and stuff. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And they go around and I was actually so impressed, so incredibly impressed by post-production and the show in general that they did not turn this into a five-minute long, silly moment where there were graphics on screen. and introducing the kiyana as so-and-so and playing the part of it like they know silly names they just let them sing their stupid song i know you're still traumatized by the real housewives of potomac when they went to austin and they did that yeah they were like wrote a country song they put it to music and stuff yeah all that stuff and here they just sang this song and they sang it very badly and they went around the piano and it just sort of like seemed like this this felt emblematic of the entire trip. This sad song

out of tune. It didn't really go anywhere. It was the one moment of community, quote unquote community that they had the entire episode and perhaps the entire trip. They were just gathered around singing a sad song before they all dispersed again the next day and just wandered around that state.

Yeah. So now people are getting up to leave the room and we see Colorado last day. 10 hours later, 1033. AM. So everybody's getting ready and Ashley's on the phone with Sheila and she's talking about how it was really rough last night because she wrote a bull. She really conquered that bull and then it just cuts to her being flung off the bowl. Yes. Also the time Sam 1033 a.m. I'm like, have you guys not even started your brunch yet? I know. I was stressed out. brunch should be over by now and you guys are all just waking up and getting ready something is not right here yeah

commercials here comes one right now so now um it's time to leave and stacy's like we were in the ghetto and jazzy says baby the top of the ghetto because it was very high um so they're just glad to be in the four seasons so now it's 1123 a m And they're just starting to leave. 1123. Now it's been almost an hour since Ashley called Sheila. And I'm like, uh, hello, you guys have flights.

You got what is happening here? Their flights are at two. You should be leaving right now to go to the airport. Well, I think that they have to be at the airport for their flights at. I think, well, they keep saying flight at two. Oh, I got the impression that it was like they just have to be there by by that time to get to. You know what? I don't know.

I don't know. I assume there was like a 90 minute buffer. Like to get in, check your bags and then go through security. But either way, I mean, you have to be there too. So, Monique is saying like Monique is happy because she's cleansed. She looks, you know, refreshed and clean and they're all happy. And they're just like hugging each other, saying good morning while the clock is ticking away. And they all sit down.

and they all gather and basically, you know, it's time to figure out where the hell are the other ladies because they're not there. And Wendy's talking about how she's a nature girl and then we see Tchala attacking her and her screaming. And she's like, so fly fishing, I just decided to take the flypot, you know, so I just dressed fly. Get it? Chanel. I'm ready for these fish. And so they're all complimenting each other's clothes because it's housewives. And I was like, I hate not being able to trust somebody as it relates to a girl's trip. We were put through the trenches unnecessarily. After she put us in the trenches and I made sure she had a room here, those hos didn't even stay here last night. Which we knew that wasn't going to happen, especially if they're going to drive home or back up there to get their stuff.

They're not coming up. They're going to drive up to Angels home. And then they're going to have to pack, which is going to take another 45. five minutes to an hour. And then there's going to be chatter. And then they're going to kiki. Then Bobby will be there and his friends will be there and they'll be like, you know, talking. And then Angel will suddenly get tired. And Angel won't want to drive. And then Karen will be tired to because that's Karen's thing anyway. And then Tia will say, I guess we'll just stay here. But you know, if there's anyone who wanted to go back to the four seasons, it was Tia.

Poor Tia was basically kidnapped this entire, this entire trip. She was stuck in the angel wing of, of the gang. And She just wants to hang out with the others. Oh, I felt so bad for her. Well, Angel, Tia, and K decided to stay at Angel's house, and I proceeded to text Angel. And she says to me, they're not coming back to the hotel at all. Tell me what sense that makes. Tell me.

Tell me what sense it makes. And so we see the text exchange. And Gisela is saying, Angel, I'm confused. The hotel told me your rooms are empty. Yeah. Question mark, question mark. So they just paid for hotel rooms that they're not using, which, you know, I get it. Angel paid for stuff or production paid for stuff that also did not get used.

But I just think that this was, I think it's weird that Angel did not text them to say, hey, we got back to the house and we're just so zonked. We were unfortunately going to have to miss you. The fact that like Angel doesn't communicate, I think it's just really shitty. They have to always be the ones to reach out to her to be like, what's going on? Are you coming back? Where were you? She should have just said it's going to be two hours.

We're not going to do that. We're just going to go home and just have the fight and just be done with it. But I think Angel's just so sick of hearing it. She's like, I'm just going to tell them what they want to hear and get the fuck out of here. So, Giselle's like, oh, and they want to meet a fly fishing situation to do an activity and call it a day. This is not a girl's trip. This is cold. I see when I see you.

So she's mad. And Angel's like, well, at this point, Angel's going to angel. I mean, angels the verb. Angel's a verb right now. So now we see the flight countdown, five hours, 34 minutes. Okay, wait. So then it's not it to. So if it's 11.30, oh my God, whatever.

Okay. It's 11.30, five hours and wait, what was it? Five hours and how much long? 34 minutes and eight seconds. 34 minutes. Yeah. So that means it'll be, the flights are at 5 o'clock. They have to get to,

um, they have to get the airport around 2.30. It's a little, a little on the early side, but, you know. So they're 30 minutes south. of the hotel and angel t and k are an angel's truck so tia's like oh my god i should have used used toilets when you did i'm dying for the i'm dying but i don't want to slow us down but if you do see a house just stop there and i'll knock and tell them that i used to live there it works every time angels like no no no i don't want you to hold it i don't want anyone to be

uncomfortable than they are my whole point in purpose of this was to be relaxing it's like so here We're now seeing the pinnacle of what the Wanderland experience is, which is an open mind to pulling over at a Starbucks that way someone can be. No, no, no. I want my trip to be known as the trip where you pooped when you wanted to. Okay. You're going to think back on this and you're going to say, I had to poop and Angel found a way for me to poop.

Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Tell your friends, Wanderland. Wonderland. So here's another peek inside the wizardry of Angel. She tells us, last night my intention was to go back to the four seasons, but it was past 1 a.m. in the morning at that point. What?

Wait, did they go up to the house after the hunky-tunk bar? I don't know. It was confusing because her time, her time, she doesn't have a good sense of time, I think we've learned. And so she keeps saying everything's an hour, but nothing is an hour. And so I'm wondering if it really took them that long to get back home from the four seasons that it couldn't have taken that long. I guess it depends on when they left. Yeah, because that was at 915 when we saw them talking about you.

God, just fucking. You know what? I think they went to the honky tongue bar. I'm going to say that they went to the hunky tongue bar. They went to the hunky tongue bar and they went after hunky tunk. Maybe that's why she said no one's going to want to do hunky tonk after. They went to hunky tunk.

They left at 11. They got there probably 12, 30, 12, 45. Maybe it's one. And they decided, We're just going to stay there. Which honestly, I get that. I get that. So, Dufels annoyed because they're not showing up to breakfast.

She's like they're not having their together time with the breakfast, I guess. Which, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, sorry. I'm mad. Here's what I say. You get there. You finally, you stay, you do the honky tonk thing. You go to the house afterwards. You get there at 12.30 or 1 a.m.

It's reasonable that you say, God, I wish we could have spent over. overnight at the four seasons, but we're tired. We're just going to spend overnight here. What you do in, first of all, you text. Second of all, you wake up at 6.30 or 7 a.m. And you book it back down to the four seasons. And you have breakfast with everyone else. That's what you do.

You don't decide, okay. It's too far because the place that they're going to to fly fish is between the house and the four seasons, right? So they would have had to go all the way back to the hunt. That's, but that's what you do. That's what you do. it's about the being together. And so it's inefficient,

but that's why you wake up early and you do it. And you make that gesture. And you say, I'll be there in the morning. That's what I think that's what you do if you're going to do this whole, like, you know,

ridiculous logistical plan in the first place. Yeah. So Kay is like, well, our bags weren't even packed. And then we're going to come for another hour? No.

No, no. So they look for a bathroom for Tia. And Angel's like, well, today we're under some time constraints at the beautiful scenic location. where these ladies are going to fly fish. And I have my guides and I have a chef. And then we see the chef dropping food into the fire,

creating a delicious three-course lunch so that they could go straight to the airport comfortably. Someone needs to literally light a fire under angels ass. Because even in her confessional, she's like, and then we have a fire. And then we're going to eat food. Oh, gosh. It's just so.

And the thing is this, she's also acting like this luncheon is like some sort of Michelin level thing. And it looks like a very nice lunch, a nice grilled steak and some vegetables. I mean, there were some beautiful looking vegetables there. But she's acting as if this is, you know, Thomas Keller who's serving the food. And it's just like just a nice steak lunch. And so I'm like, it's almost good that they more like Helen, am I right? This is some crunchy steak. What is it?

Who cooked this? Did you cook it on the ground? He knocks over the grill. Stakes just on the floor. It's a fire. They're like, wait a minute. Everything's burning around us. So now it's 11.58 a.m.

And the four seasons ladies are getting in their cars. I'm like, they have to be at the airport at 2 or 2.30 and it's noon. And you're getting in the car as they get in the car. and Jazzy go, Jazie is like, do you guys have any champagne because this is like an hour

and 46 minute drive? I'm like, what? What? Now, the Denver airport is a ways out of Denver. Well, it's about like 25 to 30 minutes outside of Denver. I don't know if that's like on the way. So like maybe it's an hour and 46 minutes to the campsite,

but then only an hour from the campsite to the airport. But either way. But like either way, how that's two to I'm saying being very optimistically being very optimistic two hours and 45 minutes to get go there and back to the airport and then you're supposed to in the also tack on time for fly fishing and a three course meal how is this going to make sense when you only have two and a half hours of and then to travel more it's like okay let's travel three hours today and then we'll get on the plane to travel again all the way you're already actually goes like what you're already 15 minutes in the red just by going there and driving back if you do nothing else but drive to the campsite and then drive to the airport with my weird estimations. You're already 15 minutes in the red. I just don't even get it. I don't understand this whatsoever.

Yeah. So Wendy wants a gas station margarita. And Jazzy's like, wow, you guys made this trip fun. Baby, I feel like the dude in Home Alone once we got to the four seasons. Like, yes, I will have a large pizza and a champagne. So Monique's like, well, I talked to my mom this morning. Literally nobody cares. She's like, I miss my coffee.

I mean, she's like, me too. Because, like, us having coffee is synonymous with us having a conversation. Like, it happens every single day. And Ashley's like, oh, wow. Do you talk to your mom like that, Jazeel? And Jazeel's like, no. Which, by the way, I feel like Ashley knows this. That was such an Ashley, I know this, but I'm going to ask you this on camera.

So Joselle's like, no, I don't talk to my mom very much, maybe once a week. And she says that basically, you know, after her dad, passed. She's now just basically talking to her mom about where's the will? Where's the will? What are your passwords? I'm not going through this again. Yeah. I like that. She's like, yes, I speak to my mother. I ask her where her money is. When am I going to get it? What is her bank password? She's so touchy feeling. And we see her on a conversation with her mom. And her mom's like, I'm in the grocery store, honey. She's like, I'm just making sure. Do you want to drop your pin? Pin number right now? You're old.

You're old. She's like, I'm great. I'll call you later. I mean, hangs up on her. Angel shows up at the supermarket. Well, I heard something about dropping a pin. So, yeah. So then, you know, they're just talking about the mom and grandparents

and have the kids talk to her mom more than she does and yada, yada, yada. So then Jazzy is like, oh, gosh, poor angel, trying to help her. And Wendy's like, yeah, well, I think she gets stuck in the way of, of this and that's just who she is you know then that's no and i can relate to that but if you do want to have that genuine you know connect with people you have to realize that there has to be a level of compromise because who have you connected within this group you know and if you think about it ronnie i feel like angel started off the season doing okay she was okay and it was like the moment that wendy checked her at that pre pre pretense brunch i feel like angel has been unraveling since

that moment and she just never quite got back into her groove, right? Yeah, she's just not, she's just not meant. I don't think she expected for them to kind of be coming for her for each other, really, in the way that they do in this group. I don't know if she's like the only person who never watched his show before they came on, but she seems like she doesn't know where she is or what she's doing. I think she came in thinking that she would be this fabulous housewife, this wag, glamorous, wealthy into self-help and self-enrichment and would just be effortlessly integrated into the group

because everyone would love her, would want her to tell stories of the NFL, and she would win over everyone, and instead she arrived, and they just, they just poked holes through all of her bullshit, and she just did not know what to do. Yeah. Well, now, speaking of bullshit, we've got a whole episode that is taking place in cars. So the ladies are like, oh shit, this is the season finale. What are we going to do? So they start trying to start fights in cars. So here's the first one. And it is Stacey versus Jazzy. So it's Jazzy, Wendy, and Stacey in the car. So they're driving along and Stacy's like, well, you know, Jazzy, I was a little shocked to see you kicking and exchanging numbers with Cherise at Family Fun Day. And when he goes, oh,

wow, oh wow, here we go, here we go. I can see why, but go ahead. Go ahead with this. And so Stacey's like, because I shared with you and Wendy that Charisse was at Giselle's party calling me someone who is promiscuous. And then we see a flashback of Cherise being like, that goes to the flood. So then Stacey's like, and I was shocked when I saw you getting her phone number. So Jazzy is ready for this. And she goes, well, I'm really sorry that you were hurt, Stacey.

I really am. Wendy, how do you think, do you think I should have, like, can't look better? Do you think I should have said, oh, no, you came from my friend. So right now is not the time for me to exchange numbers with you, even though this is my first time, meaning you, Wendy, what do you think I should do? That's my cue to you, Wendy, to say the thing you were going to say about the wedding, okay? And Wendy's just staring straight ahead because she's in the front seat.

So they're kind of bargaining in the back. So she's just like, well, I mean, I guess if it's your first audience. And she's like, well, how long have you know me, though? And what does it matter if the first time you met her? So what? You know me, not her. And this is so important to me that I've waited a month to bring it up. And so Jazzy is like, so I'm supposed to just be rude to her.

That's what you want me to do. She's like, well, I don't care who you're rude to. You're my friend. So Jazzy replies by saying, Stacy, how did you want me to navigate meeting her? Did you want me to say no? I can't see your number because you said bad things. of my, I can't, I can't take your number because you said bad things to my friend. Like how? Like, what am I supposed to do? Like, what do you want me to do? I can't just go around being super

upset with everybody who comes for Stacey because then I wouldn't have any friends, Stacey. Well, I mean, if that's how you feel, then we're going to just leave it at that. And then, of course, now, Sandy, my turn, my turn. Now that I can hear what you're talking about. Stacey, can I ask you a question? Now, this is a twicky thing with loyalty, okay? The loyalty that you expect from your friend, you better be damn sure to be able to reciprocate it. And Jazzy's like, hello. She goes, well, I think Jazzy knows the history of our relationship and the experiences that we've had together. And I have been loyal to you.

I've been very loyal. Well, Cece, let's just clear this one thing up. Was it your initial plan to support me at my wedding before Ashley and Wendy said that they were coming? And Wendy goes, she knows what this is about. Was it, Wendy? Wendy's like, are we going there? Are we going to do this? Are we going to really do this before we get to a group set?

And Jazzy goes, yeah, we're going there. And Wendy just keeps screaming. I mean, both these fights are so stupid. First of all, the thing where she got Sharisa's number was a long time ago. If you had a problem with that, you should have said something then. And the thing about her not going to the wedding unless she knew somebody is not crazy. I wouldn't go to your stupid wedding unless I knew somebody either. Have you ever been to a wedding alone?

It sucks. Yeah, I would say that I would honestly say that 60% of people don't want to be at your wedding. Like I say that that's probably like the rough estimate for really any wedding. Like people like it. They're happy for you. But no one's saying there are some people who genuinely love going to weddings. But I think there's like a large number of people who are not really at a wedding. You know who loves going to weddings?

People who want to get married. That's the only people who love to go to a wedding. People who are like about to get married or want to get married in the future and they dream about it. And they want to go judge each other's weddings and be like, well, the catering of that wedding sucked. My wedding is going to be a lot better or my wedding was better. Maybe people living in the past. But in general, weddings are just not, they're not a healthy hobby. I will say that the wedding is usually most exciting for the people who are the stars of the wedding.

I enjoy weddings. Like no one wants to go to your improv show either, but I'm glad you're doing it. Like, that's nice. I enjoy weddings. Some of them are really beautiful. Some of them are very emotional. Others are a little bit more generic. I'm not going to lie.

but almost almost every single wedding that comes around like two days beforehand someone says hey um we're gonna go to ikea and i'm like i can't go i've got to go to a wedding it's like there's always something that like i actually truly genuinely want to do more and like it's not doesn't take away from the the beauty and and the loveliness of the wedding but i'm just saying don't think that your wedding is the end-all be-all for events of that weekend because there's other really cool shit that we could all be doing. Like you're not doing me a favor by letting me choose between chicken and salmon. You know what I mean? That's not like the biggest thing that happened to me this year. I'm doing you the favor by going to your fucking wedding. Okay. And I'm

going to write it down and I'm going to hold on to that. So next time I'm mad at you, I can be like, I went to your wedding and I bought you a $150 dish rack. Who even orders a $150 dish rack? Like, who does that? One of my friends did that. And still, the last time I got mad at her, I did think of that. I was like, this girl is giving me attitude when I spent $150 on a dish rack for her. Really?

And I got yelled at by Jalo's ex-dancer, boyfriend, husband. Well, he didn't yell at me, but he got really mad at me. Was it the, was it? She was like the young dancer that she was married. I think she was married to him, right?

Well, there was Chris Jed. I was at the bar and I ordered a vodka soda. And then I got a vodka soda. And he goes, uh, excuse me. And I said, yeah. And he said, you just took my drink. I said, no, I didn't. I ordered a vodka soda and I got a vodka soda.

And I went, that's my vodka soda. I said, do you want the vodka soda? I haven't had a sip from it. And he goes, yeah, I want it because it's mine. And so I gave it to him. And then the bartender just like gave me a look. And I said, yeah, have a vodka soda, please. And then he kept giving me like this stank eye.

And I was like, babe, I'm so sorry that I stole your vodka soda. He's like, oh, it's okay, man. It's okay. Like he just needed an apology. And then my friend was like, What was that? I said, that loser accused me of stealing his drink. Oh, he was married to J-Lo.

I said, does that make him less of a loser? He got dumped in five minutes. Maybe that's why he was so on edge. He was dealing with like PTSD. From the vodka soda. Oh, it takes my beverage. Soda. A little loser.

If he was married at J-Lo, it sounds like it was either Chris Judd or. I think it was Chris Judd. That sounds familiar. Chris Judd. I just remember thinking, did you buy this woman $150 dish rack? Then you can get the fucking line behind me, sir. It wasn't Mark Anthony. Could you imagine?

No, I would have, I would have just given it to him. So I would have been like, here's your vodka soda. Now get back onto your lily pad, sir. Wow. Well, that's a very specific reason not to care about going to weddings. that I supported 100%. I was just going to say, it's always some kind of drama, you know?

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