Watch What Crappens - #3184 RHOP S10E16 Part Two: Rocky Roads

Episode Date: January 26, 2026

This is part 2 of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Potomac heads out on a long and windy existential journey to nowhere as Angel schedules the women to go flyfishing in the middle of nowhere a mere hours before their flight. It’s cringey and hilarious all at once. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to watch what happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay, it's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.

I was just going to say, I just don't feel like dancing to Bruno Mars again. Oh, my God. Have you heard the new Bruno Mars song? And now, see, I don't hate Bruno Mars like you do. I actually do like Bruno Mars. But this new song I heard, I heard it the, I mean, I'm assuming it's a new. I heard it actually when I was with you at Grassez Madre. I heard it.

It is every Brun-Omar's song. Like, can you, do you write songs that don't sound exactly like the other songs that you've written? So it sounds exactly the same. Let me guess. It's a song where he is in the chorus, going to strain for a high note when he really shouldn't be. Like, where there's like always a point where the chorus has an opportunity. So like it's a roller coaster where it has a time it has an option to go back down is that he just goes up higher and he always trains and then is the song made for weddings and bar mitzvahs. Yeah.

And does the song like try to cash in on retro sounds? Yes. Yes. It's kind of like a 50s thing where he like strain sings like his throat hurts. I'll tell you one. I'll tell you one thing. I do like that locked out of heaven. I do too.

That's a great song. Wait. Is that new? Which one is that? Is that new? Oh, yeah, I like that one too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not new.

I also like, despite myself, I think I'm gonna marry you. Now that's one of his most known songs, but I do like that song. The song that launched a million flash mob. Yeah, I like it. See, I like Bruno Mars. But yeah, anyway, sorry Bruno Mars.

Sorry you caught a stray there. So Ashley's like, Do you know? So Ashley's like, do you know that she wasn't going to come to your wedding until she knew that Wendy and I were coming to your wedding? That's a flashback. Ashley's starting shit. And of course it worked because nobody in their right mind would care. You know, your wedding's out of town.

You know, I think especially when you have an out of town wedding. You don't get to be like, you didn't come to my wedding. Yeah, because you had an out of town wedding. But also when you've actually gone to the wedding, like that's, you know, it was. went to the wedding and she cried and she presumably got you a gift. And she also rearranged her very important business launch for Shio, you know?

Like, and as a result, she just barely missed the cut off to being in Forbes 100 or 5,000. I mean, yes. I mean, look, Stacey, for sure, full of bullshit being like, well, I had a very important business meeting. Like, she's like a launch Shio, like a regional weed brand. And, and, And, you know, they clock her on it that the save the date came out earlier than that.

That was shady view to book those business meetings. But ultimately, she came and she showed up. And I understand it might be hurtful for Jazzy to think that Wendy, I mean, that that Stacey only came when she found out other people were coming as being filmed. But quite frankly, you were, would you have invited Stacey if it weren't being filmed? Well, that's true. Yeah. Would you even be getting married at that time had it not been filmed like you were trying? And Jess is like, and not blocking off your schedule was extremely hurtful.

So for you to sit in my face and be upset about an upper exchange, no, she went to your wedding so that she didn't do anything hurtful. And anything hurtful that you heard was because Ashley was trying to start mess. So messed with Ashley for trying to start mess around your wedding. She went to your wedding. So stop your business. She still wins. Yeah. And Stacy's like, well, I never knew that Ashley was coming to your wedding, which now everybody.

now both the other ladies are like, whatever, Stacey, because we see Stacey and Ashley on FaceTime in a clip. And Ashley's like, I'm getting my stuff in preparation to go to Jazzy's wedding. And Stacey's like, oh, are you? You're going to Jazzy's wedding? I am. I'm going to Jazzy's wedding. Oh, so you're officially going to Jazzy's wedding. I'm going to Jazzy's wedding.

Wow. So Stacey's like, I don't understand. What am I missing here? She's, well, what you're missing is the truth. At the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. And you could play games in this group, but the people who are your friends and your ride or dies, don't play games with us. So now we go over the other car. An Angel is fretting because she says, we put that GPS coordinate in all three of our phones and had the same directions. Didn't it? It's just not just my phone. And T.S.A. Yes.

Did it say Pike and San Isabel? And Kieran is like, well, we're, they're lost. I guess they're lost. They're lost. They're lost. Angel says, you know, owning Wanderland outdoors, normally all the fishing spots that I take guests to, I am super duper familiar with,

but this particular one, I tried to make accommodations for the large amount of anglers who are going to be on the water. So I'm just following the GPS coordinates to the high angler volume lake, and I'm just having faith that I will go to the right direction. Let me tell you, I'm a considerate person.

And I really am worried about the anglers. So, sorry, I got a flossed, guys. The old angler excuse. Guys, I'm sorry, I'm late. Lots of anglers out there. Unfortunately, this lake, I need to find a lake that can accommodate more than four anglers. And it's really hard to find them. So, found one.

She's like, I don't know why it's taking me the opposite direction, but it did. And T. just goes, oh, Jesus. So now it's 12.56 p.m. And Monique's like, yeah, I don't think Angel's going to redeem herself with Giselle. And just I was like, no, if she had sense, she would have met me in the suite this morning. And she would be like, look, let's go over what we're doing for the day. Because now it's your trip, Giselle. And she would have gotten on her knees and she would have kissed my ring.

And then she would have said, I called your mother and I got her PIN number. I mean, Monique's like, yeah, I don't think that's going to happen. But I do feel like we've been through the trenches, you know, and they're all saying how the trauma bonded and stuff. And now she goes, hey, do you remember when Wendy said her theory that she thinks that Angel said something to Bobby and that Bobby may have said something to Chris. So they're back to, now this car is going to try and start some drama because they're stuck in a car. They're like, how are we going to do this season finale?

We've got to fight. So now we're going to make it that Bobby said something to Chris. So maybe he was the mole. So Monique's like, by the way, I don't think that's a terrible theory. I'm terribly bad theory. You know, I don't think it's a worse theory either. But it's just like Ashley's like, okay, well, now you should yell at her for being the mole of this stupid fight. from two months ago.

It's like, oh, God, come on. It was cookie. It was cookie. We all know it was cookie and Kiarna. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I mean, I suspect it's cookie and Kierna, but I also think I get the sense that Angel has a rapport with Bobby

where she kind of talks about the show as if it's just like a trifle she's doing. Like, oh, the women, yes, they're so ridiculous. Look at them fighting over. non-essential things instead of, you know, having a meditation or doing some self-reflection or being one with nature. Isn't it ridiculous how how materialistic they are? I feel like she probably has that vibe with Bobby and I would not be surprised if she's like, ugh, now the women are all piling on. Now Monique is talking about Chris in this way. I mean, that's a former way. I can even believe it. And then I'm, I can imagine Bobby being like, yo, Chris, they're talking about you on camera.

Just heads up. Well, from what they've said about his relationship with Chris, he was Chris's mentor and gave him a bunch of clothes or something when he was starting. Yeah. Yeah, Chris was Bobby's. Yeah, Chris was Bobby's mentor. That's what I meant. And that was it. I don't like, are they still friends?

Do they still hang out? It sounded like it was back in the day. Yeah. And also, Cookie and Kierna are just too suspicious. I mean, if they were a couple, their name would still be Cookie. Think about it. It's them. They're guilty.

Kierke. Kierke. and then key keye i k kee kee it would still be the same name that's their couple name it's them or kairna

kyrki kyrki kirkki i mean kherki you could do it that way too if you put kyrgygarde um either way i think what we can say is that there are enough reasonable all their paths for this rumor to get to chris

that i don't think that stacey deserved to be roasted for being the the leak. But it could be, it could be Stacy too, though. That's the thing. Stacey's always lying. But there's also reasonable doubt because it is reasonable that Angel said something to Bobby

and Bobby may have said something to Chris. It is reasonable that Kierna may have just like chatted with Cookie and then Cookie got messy. So I don't know. But you know, it's like when somebody terrible dies, do you really care who does it? It's like a mystery that nobody cares about. That's the thing.

I need a better mystery. And if you're going to bring a mystery up again that was already boring us the first half of the season, then at least give us an ending to the mystery. Don't just like add a new thing to the mystery and then end the movie. What the hell kind of movie is this?

Well, also, don't forget that the mystery really was only there to get Monique mad at Stacey. That's the only reason why anyone cared about how the news got back to Chris. No one inherently cares if Chris knows. they only care if they can weaponize it to get another ally onto the anti-Stacey side. And then that flopped. So the fact that Ashley's bringing it up again is like.

Yeah, but Ashley's like reframing it now because Stacey tried to get Ashley laid with Maricio. So Ashley is cool with Stacey now. So now she's like, remember that thing I tried to start earlier? Let's just lob it over to Angel and make Angel fight. Let's make Angel cry in the season for now. Let's do that. I'm off of Stacy now. She tried to get me some rich dick.

Oh, okay. So where were we here? They are driving. They're driving cars. They're driving. They're going a fucking car. That's where we are. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. We see Ashley's like Well the reason I thought about it is because you know athletes like They do have a rapport from the past

And you know athletes they tell each other things And Bobby I don't even know if he sent Chris a DM or something I mean I don't know And Monique's like I mean I don't know Monique's like really again Come on So Ashley tells us that like no one else in the group Could or would do that to Monique

But Angel is a little bit of a question mark considering the fact that she and Bobby sort of knew like no Chris. So she thinks it's possible. I mean, I think that it, I don't think Angel would do it to start up trouble. I think she would share it with Bobby because she just shared it with Bobby. And you know, straight guys are super messy. Despite the reputation being on women, straight guys are really, really messy.

And so I, yeah. So I think it's, this is, you know, I think it was Bobby being messy now. So Monique is like, well, but he was, you know, he was texting Stacy. Chris was asking Stacey saying that, you know, I heard my name has been circulating in the circle. And so there's already some sort of conversation. And Ashley then reveals that she saw Chris, which she does, had not mentioned to anyone up until this point, which is crazy. And she's like, oh, yeah, you know, I saw him and I asked him, are you hooking up with Stacey? And she's like, yeah, I said, remember how the kids?

Like, are you banging Stacey? And she says that he kind of like, sipped from a straw and like bulge his eyes like, maybe. be. Oh, okay, Ashley. Okay, Ashley. So suddenly Ashley has now this new evidence that she just, what, I could have sworn I told you. Okay, you're desperate. You're desperate at the end of a season that's had nothing happening, mostly because of you distracting the entire season trying to make something happen. And now you're going to try and do it again because you're desperate. I see you, Ashley. I see you. So she's like, what? I could have sworn I told you. And Monique's like, wow, that's wild like still don't care yeah actually they're totally lying through her teeth ah

ashie is a totally unreliable narrator let's not forget how basically neka's entire season was you know undermined from the beginning because she relayed this whole story to wendy that neka was coming for her about like the shrines and the and all that stuff and uh i forget even the the nigerian terminology that was used but uh for like the taboo class or like the untouchable class. But Ashley went and took a benign conversation and then related to Wendy totally incompletely and then was like, oopsies. So she's lost all credibility when it comes to spreading gossip.

Yeah. So Chazel's like, well, no means no. No answer means yes. More importantly, Ashley, why are you just now telling Monique? Why haven't you told Monique? I thought you told Monique. I thought Monique knew. No, you're in this with Ashley.

I don't believe either one of you. And so Monique's like, look, even if even his response was messy, I mean, that was messy of Chris. And she was like, but I mean, if he didn't bang Stacy, he would have said no. And she says, no, we're talking about Chris, though. And he knows what he's doing. And she even said to me at dinner, I never dated your ex-husband and all of, I mean, maybe they're just all liars then. They're just all liars. But they are, I like it, Monique is like, you guys are coming here trying to bring my husband, who I just wrote a book about what an asshole this guy is.

and you're trying to bring my husband up as some kind of witness that I'm supposed to believe. Like, are you kidding? Like, who do you think you're trying to convince here? Yeah, I love how it just keeps on flopping with Monique. Monique is not taking the bait. She's like, yeah, he's messy. He'll lie. He'll lie just to like, like, to get people mad at people.

She's like, no, nope, I don't believe it. And so then in the other car, they're still fighting about the wedding. So Wendy's like, stand in this, Stacey, stand in this. She's like, where's the lie? Stand in this. You want to set this thing of perfection, stand in it. And Jazzy's like, the lie is in the fact that you weren't coming to my wedding until you fucking found out that Wendy and Ashley were coming. Wendy's like, there you go.

There you go. And Stacey goes, I disagree with that. I didn't know. And she's, Wendy's like, I called you. And I said, Stacey, you are going to look fucking crazy if you don't go to Jazzy's wedding. Did I not? I know. You're going to lie on me?

Because even when I said that, when, you know, said like that, like, I have these things. I have this thing, this, whatever. I was like, that's your friend. And if your friend is getting married, you'd be at your friend's wedding. And I said that. And I never wanted to say it to you because I didn't want you to feel hurt. But Stacey, I'm telling you Jazzy that. But Stacey, since you want to sit up here and motherfucking lie, I'm going to put it all out there.

And she's like, you have the audacity. And they're like, oh, God, come on, Stacey, about your big fucking liar. I don't care. I don't care that Stacey did that. care that Stacy was like, I have something planned every day. I don't know if I can go to this wedding. I don't know if I have time to go out of town to a wedding. Yeah. I don't care. I'm on her side. I don't think that's such a crazy thing to say. And Wendy's always like, oh, and I stood up for you. How is it standing up for her being like this girl never liked you? She wasn't even going to go to your wedding until I made her.

How is that being someone's friend? This is from the Heather Gay Book of like, I was such a good friend to you. Let me show you what a good friend I am, pill popping alcoholic. Well, she's saying I stood up for you because like when other people were coming for you, Stacey, I stood up for you. And you're making me sound like the crazy one when I was actually trying to say, look, you like, you need to go to that wedding. Otherwise, she's not trying to make her sound crazy. She's not even talking to Wendy. She's having this fight with with Jazzy. Well, I know.

I'm saying that from Wendy's POV. She feels like she's being undermined right now. I know, but that's what I'm saying. Like Wendy's making this a big deal. It's not even about Wendy. And then Wendy's throwing Stacey under. the bus for no reason and being like, oh, you're going to call me a lot. She didn't call you a liar. She's talking to Jazzy. Yeah. So now two hours, 49 minutes until flight departure is 1.13 p.m.

And now there's traffic. On top of everything else, the GPS, yeah. Red. So Angel's like, well, I'm worried about the ladies. I haven't heard from anybody. I'm going to text them. So Karen is like, yeah, do they even have the right address? So now we see the staff of Wonderland working to get this together. And their car, Tia's like, well, how much longer do you reckon that this is going to take? And Nina's like, well, I'm going to need to call Angel. Angel, I can't hear you. Hello, Angel?

So now they can't hear each other. The Angel is now driving up a dirt road in the middle of nowhere. and he's like, oh, it's going to get the bit windy. Well, we're just going to get blown off. Oh, my goodness. So Kierna says that they pull up to this campsite. They're circling around. They're not in the right place.

They're looking all around. They're all around the pit. There's no fly fishing. There's no lake. There's nothing. So now they have to back out of this dirt road and they have to get back on the road driving back. And Angel's like, oh, God, this is going to make me cry.

Because Angel just knows. She just knows she's going to hear it. And it's just like, I'm feeling bad for her now. I mean, she's so disorganized. And she's, she's really messing up under pressure. She is not rising in this challenge. And so I'm shaking my head of her,

but I also know that like the poor thing, this is just out of her, this is out of her wheelhouse at this point. This is out of her depth. And they're so high that they're also kind of feeling sick and queasy because they're so high up at the mountains. And so she starts crying. And she's like,

I don't know if we can get there and then do fly fishing and eat and be able to catch the flight on time. Like, Angel's finally getting it. Time finally starts making sense to Angel. And he's like, well, just when you think the lack of water would be with historians, no, we top that. At this point, I don't even care what Mountain We're supposed to be on. I just want to be on flat land.

Please. It's just a total shit show. So now we are at two hours and 45 minutes and 14 seconds. I like that they're adding seconds today. I know. Kierna is now like bent over in her seat and she's saying that she's trying to dry her ass because she spilled water on it. And add wet ass into this. So then Angel is really upset. And so we go to the other car and Monique's like, God, have we even moved?

Like, what are we doing? We stop an hour to go. We're not going to get there till two. And Ashley's like, hold on. That can't be right. And just I was like, let's be real. This just keeps going up. And now it's 136.

And so I'm concerned about going and like getting to the airport. And now they're stuck in traffic. It's just a mess. So then Giselle texts and she's like, hey, Jazzy, we need to stop at a gas station. So now back to the Stacey and Jazzy fight. Stacey's like, well, now that we've taken a pause, may I speak? I understand you being hurt. And I can understand you being upset.

But if we're going to keep it real and we're not going to lie, maybe we should just go back to why we didn't speak for such a long time. And she's like, what are you even talking about? Stacey goes, well, I'm talking about when you were recording phone calls. And Jesse goes, Stacy, you were really crazy. She's just, I'm not crazy. We talk about a lot, a lot, a lot. The girl, vibes.

And we were having a conversation about our friendship group. And in the middle of that conversation, something came up where I said, you were being recorded, where it said, you're being recorded. And I said to Jazzy, why would you record me? I don't even have my full face of makeup on. And she goes, um, no, I said to you, I'm the one that brought it up. I was like, what is that? She's just, no, let me finish.

No, she goes, but you're, you're not telling the truth, Stacey. I'm not who said that. Like, what is that? What's that noise? Why are you recording? Why are you recording me? She goes, can I finish? So I start to go over in my head all the things that we've talked about.

And I was just like, wow, if you want to talk about her feelings, if you want to talk about length, if you want to talk about drama, if you want to talk about earrings, we can talk about that all day. Hey, girl, you're full of it. She's where's the lie? Where is it? And she's like, if she wasn't my friend, she wouldn't record my phone calls. Are you fucking dumb?

Are you actually dumb? Like, are you? And Wendy's like, what? Stacey goes, you're calling me dumb now. We both know I'm not. So you should calm down. I believe Stacy. I know shocker, because I'm usually on Stacy's side this season.

I kind of believe her because of the way that Jazzy was acting. Because when she goes, why don't we talk about the real reason where we had problems? And Jazzy was like, oh, please. You know, she knew what was coming. She knew this was going to come and she was not liking that it was coming up. And I kind of got the impression. But why would you record the phone calls? Like, who were you going to take it to?

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it was like an accident. That's why both of them are accusing each other of doing it. I didn't even know you could record phone calls. Like on the iPhone? Record. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe they were zooming.

I don't know what's happening. They were on their old Skype software. So, Jazzy's, you know, so Jazzy's like, you calm down. You know, you act like you fuck with me and you have the audacity to sit your tall, beautiful ass. That's right. I called you beautiful. And look me dead in the face and try to check me about giving Cherise my number when it was you who didn't come to my wedding. Oh, we've moved on to you recording calls now.

Let's not try to take this back. This is better. And Stacey also reminds her, I came to your wedding. She goes, well, who didn't come to, like, like, who didn't make plans to come? You didn't admit you weren't going to come. Wendy's like, okay, stop fucking lying in this car. And Jazzy's like, until this woman said she was coming. She's like, I called you, I wrote for you, I ride for all of you.

Can I talk? Can I talk? No, this is bullshit. Okay, you're not going to talk your fucking bullshit because you're on some bullshit right now. They're just all three of them going at it. So then it's two hours, 31 minutes, and six seconds until the flight departure. So now we see somewhere in Colorado, 23 miles. from fly fishing. Oh my God. They're still 23

miles away. Oh, my God. So the other ladies go to some kind of a rest stop gas station type thing. They're going to go to the bathroom. So they want to go get a snack. And then we go back to Wendy's car. And Wendy's like, okay,

CGC on three. One, two, three. And then the driver goes, CGC. And Wendy's like, oh, thank you, Dwiva. I forgot what CGC stand for. Was that cool girl club or something? I don't know.

So now they pull over and everybody's exhausted. They're all at a stress stop. And they're like, we need to feed Stacy. She's mad. So now we go to Tia and Angel and Kay's truck and Tia's like, well, I feel bad for all of us actually because

it's a girl's trip. And I feel that we've not really been together. And you know, I feel that unintentionally it sends the message that we're not trying to send girls who don't want to spend time together. You see. An angel says, this is my trip. So throw me under the bus and say it's all my fault.

And I'm just going to have to revisit where I have gone wrong. I'm like, you are revisiting it because you're back on the same road you took to get here. So I mean, you're actually doing that. How fitting is it that her business is called Wanderland? And that's all they're doing right now is wandering the land. The whole finale episode did kind of lend itself to that title. They're just on this journey, this never ending journey. Like it felt biblical or something.

I don't know. So the other ladies are They're at this gas station There's a food truck Which by the way, they're so lucky that there is a food truck Because if you pull over for a snack at the gas station You're not guaranteed any sort of food truck But they have a food truck there

And so they're gonna They are so scared of this food truck I think the food truck actually looks cute But they're like whoa There's food being served out of a vehicle I don't know about this They're so apprehensive So they're very, very, especially Giselle, very suspicious of this food truck.

They're suspicious of that. They don't know what's going to make them poop. And if they even want to poop at the rest of off. But, you know, we've all been there. That's like, should I even eat that's going to make me poop? Do I want to poop here? I don't want to poop here. Where are we going to poop?

Should we poop first or eat first? What should we do? Also, didn't they just go to brunch and aren't they on their way to lunch? There's a lot. There's a lot happening with the food. Did they even have their brunch? That's what I'm confused about. because if we didn't see any brunch,

we just heard plans about a brunch. That's true. Yeah, I don't know what's happening. So, Chal's excited because they have fenta. And so they ordered some food. And Wendy's like, how do we go from a private jet to a gas station? Like, I'm dipped out in my Chanel, and I feel like a tumbleweed is going to woloquoth my foot.

The specificity of a tumbleweed on your foot. But also, why are you wearing Chanel to fly fish? I mean, listen, with all the money troubles, that you're having. Like you allegedly defrauded an insurance company to get more money. Stop wasting the Chanel. Save it. I just love the tumbleweed on her foot.

I feel like there was an episode of Arrested Development where Buster was like complaining because a bird touched his foot. He's like a bird touched my foot. So they sit down at this like picnic bench and everything. I mean, it is it is so funny that they are shooting a full on season finale. seen at this plastic tables on the side of a higher way i mean this is we've never seen a season finale as low rent as this and they all know and they hate because i think there's a part of it that as a real housewife you know that um there there must be some competition with the other franchises

and know that your season finale this is what you're doing for it that it's not glamorous no one has a look you're on the side of a road there's random travelers would blurt out faces all around or eating pizza that you don't even want to eat, greasy-ass pizza. And you're just so mad. Because also you probably had things planned for how you wanted to do your season finale. Stories that you wanted to bring up in front of the group, you know, issues you wanted to air out, things you were saving up all season.

Probably, Ashley was going to save that Chris story for when they were all together at a big table. Yeah, they're having to get all their season finale storylines out from the backseat of a car. and it's just so sad. So Ashley calls Angel. Amazing for us. Yeah. So Ashley's like, so where are you guys? And Angel's like, well, it's going to take us a really long time because the pin that I followed took me on the opposite side of where we need to go.

And we're like an hour and a half away. And she was like two hours. And then half the time it took. We didn't even have reception. It was so scary. I'm going to die. Please get me on fat land. And Ashley's like.

like, wait, you've been in the car three hours? Why? And Angel's like, somebody dropped me the wrong pin. Oh, God. As she goes, so you don't know where you're going already? And Wendy's like, wait, don't you have a Wandaland company that you take people on excursions? And Mike is like, well, we've got some wandering. So like, so you've never done this before. Uh, angel goes, well, it's an exclusive location. So it goes, so exclusive. You don't even know about it. And Angel goes, yeah, I'll take that. Look, trust me, I'm beating myself up over here. But we're driving and I thought you guys would already be at the experience. And Ashley goes, well, what are we going to do without you there? Say hi to the anglers.

And just I was like, we don't fly or fish. I don't even know why I loosed the reins of taking over this trip because when I did, it's a disaster again. Like in flames. Like push. So Keanu goes, this is like a $10,000. dinner experience. Did you see the footage of the guy dropping the steak into the charcoal? Girl. And it's only $10,000 because that's what Angel is charging for it. It's not like you would pay for this at the, you know, four seasons or something. Like, we're getting this for free, you guys. This is Angel saying it's going to cost $10,000 to have her friend cook a couple of pork chops on a fire. So Ashley's like, why are not cooking the fish that you'd be catching with the fly fishing? Okay, anyway, go on.

Add an hour to clean and get that. So Ashley's like, well, if we'd say it at the fourth season, since we would be together and going to the right place. And they're like, we know, you know, but now they're all kind of, they're all kind of shouting to the phone. Like, what are you doing? Where even are you? Where are we?

What's going on you? Why are we so alone? Giselle goes, we're on the side of the road, which I don't do. I'm eating at a food truck, which I don't do. Which is so angry. Although, by the way, personally, I think it seems so fun.

I'm like, I would 100% do that. I love that. Roadside attraction, you know? Cool times. So Stacey's like, I'm drinking alcohol from the gas station. And Wendy's like, yeah, it's a gas station margarita, which honestly I've been selling this entire trip. So I'm glad we finally stopped for this. And Angel's like, but don't worry, guys, the experience is still there for you.

And she's like, goes, you know what time it is? It's 2 o'clock. Are you kidding? And you don't even know where you are? They're like, how far is the excursion from the airport? And Angel goes, two hours. And they're like, what? What?

Fucking ridiculous. This is crazy. So Monique's like, yeah, I'm not going to make it. So Giselle's just like, no, this is where trip ends. Yeah. This is where it ends. Yeah. And so they call the chef.

Oh, I'm sorry. I was going to say, well, Giselle's like, how is Tia going to get to the airport? Like, she's like, my friend Tia, because I care about Tia, I want you all to make sure that Tia gets the airport. I'm like, that's, Tia lives in Colorado now. She's not going back to Potomac. She's stuck. Never happening. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

Now, oh my gosh, they decide to cancel this. So they have to call the chef and the girl who's been, the lady who's been helping the chef get all this stuff. So they call them. Can I just point out this? They just said this is a $10,000 dining experience. I can't believe you guys are going to miss this. This is so glamorous. And then we cut to the chef and he's cooking in front of a board of body.

I don't even clock that. That's so funny. He is cooking all of that stuff right in front of a port-a-bottie. So whatever. I mean, this whole thing is just so bad. He's not even ready. No,

he's just cutting vegetables right now. And he says, I still need 30 more minutes. So even if they got there, the food wouldn't be ready for 30 more minutes. Angel calls and is like, yeah, they're not coming.

And she's like, I'll explain why later. And then, you know, it's like, oh, okay, well, chef change of plans ladies aren't coming and he's like

that sucks that doesn't suck for the camera crew restake lunch at least I'm close to the shitter am I right so they're like wow this is really bad we went from Jets to a private gas station so now they're like

okay well it's still the season finale who's gonna fight and Jesse's like I'll do it so Stacey had a situation and she said that when I met Sheree she was mad or she was upset because I exchanged numbers with Cherise after Cherise disrespected her. But then Wendy chimed in and said, Stacey, you need to show loyalty too. Because you didn't match it when it came to my wedding.

And she started to distance herself. And she wasn't really talking to me until she felt the heat of this group and needed me for support. So I was like, oh, this is a good one. Yes. Okay. I love it. Someone's angry. Stacey again.

My favorite. Jazzy's like, I have taken your behavior on the chin since I've known you, okay, Stacey. And I have made excuses as to why I am still very loyal and why I still love Stacey because I do see some good in you. But I also see a lot of bullshit. She's like, oh, excellent. Make her full-time housewife.

She's on our side. Better late than never. Just Jazzy's like, so for you to want so much loyalty with Cherise, at that point, Stacey cuts her off. And she says, and that's coming from someone who'll be friends with anybody in this group to maintain any kind of spot. Jazz is like, no, no, baby. It's a good call.

It is a good call. A friend of everybody. It's a friend to nobody. Tootle do. Sucker. Also, hilarious how Cherise just can come in every season and push just the right buttons on someone and then be gone and they

just fight for, you know, five more episodes. Yeah. She does have that talent. She's better off screen than she is on. I have to say because she was kind of boring. I couldn't see why she got fired. But man, she still does know how to stir it up.

They should just pay her to produce. I like Shasha, you know, I don't know. Sometimes I have it in my heart. Like I have a place in my heart for the people who are so boring that I just like laugh at how like extra boring there are like Shasha an angel. And,

you know, I think Shasha. I also still remember what was the two seasons ago where Shasha got so mad that she slammed a table. I was like, good for you, Shasha. Get into the mix. Yeah. No.

Yeah. So now Jazzy and Stacey are going at it again. And Monique's like, well, look, it's still her business that she wants to have a friendship with somebody. And Stacey's like, I knew this would happen. And Wendy says, you started it. And in all finish, you started it with the Sheree shit in the car. And I'm calling you out on that. That's why.

I'm calling you out. And you just kept on attacking her. And Stacey said, how am I attacking her? And she's like, dude, I just said in the fucking call. Did you not hear me? And she's, and Jazzy's like, Stacey, because you're trying to play the victim here. So now they're, you know, telling Stacey to stop being a victim and this and that. So it's like, whatever.

I don't even know what you're talking about. Hmm. I don't know what I'm talking about. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't know why you're talking about. See, I just said it back to you. Isn't that funny? You're so smart.

So clarify. Well, I am smart. And I already clarified it to you. But you don't fucking want to get it because you don't want to. Stacey, I have. you down, baby, but you're really on the wrong bother fucking turn. So, Jazeel's like, ooh, digging a hole. I love it.

Dicking a hole. So she's like, I only think a motherfucker except that I'm upset. And it's the gas station Maguitas. So Stacey gets up and walks off. And so Ashley's like, what is she doing, getting her bangs? And now Stacey's going to, what, take an Uber, I guess, for two hours to the airport. I don't know. So she's like, I'm done with you, people.

Oh. So Stacey is like, Wendy and I have grown so close and we are true friends. So to see her challenging me in this way is like a dagger in my heart. It's just too much. So Ash is like, Stacy, babe, where are you going? And so Ash and Wendy go after Stacey. And Ash is like, we're in the mountains, babe. We're going to go.

You're not going to get an Uber. That's just like, which I didn't even think about like there are probably no Uber's where Stacey is. So they're like, come on, come on, come on. We're going to leave together. It'll be okay. She's like, no, I'm fine, leaving alone. That's what I'll do.

But dude, you don't want to have any relations with anybody? Is that what you're saying, Stacey? And she's like, I've tried to have friendships with all of you. But Stacey, this is what we're saying, and I hope you will see it. Okay? And she's like, you screamed at me, read me for filth. You're not my friend. She goes, well, when everybody in this group hated you, I had you back.

I had your back. And so she's like, yeah, she did. To me and everybody else even. And she's like, yeah, well, remember that I had you back. So Jazzy is now crying for what reason. I don't know. But Jazzy's trying. Because someone thought about not going to her wedding, but then also going to her a wedding and probably gave her a gift.

She's upset that it wasn't like a pure intention to go to the wedding the entire time. That could bring it in years. I guess. So Monique's just trying to be there for her, but also being like, can we just leave? You know, she's like, oh, my God. So she's like, I think that's gasoline. lighting right now she's like well she was basically saying that wendy was not being a friend to her yeah and monique's like but like she told the truth and joselle goes wendy you've been nothing but a

friend and defended her oh my god you guys who you're fighting over somebody who went to a wedding possibly not going to the wedding i mean what are you even fighting about this is such they're making such a big deal out of this non-issue fight and now it's turned into like who's a good friend has wendy been sticking up for i don't know that I would consider any of this sticking up for my friend being like I like outing stuff that she told you whatever yeah this is at this point this is just um well obviously when day has isolated this to being about like I have been a friend to you and part of being a friend is that I tell you hard truth and now you're gonna be like mad at me saying that I'm not was a bad friend but I'm a

good friend blah blah blah so Wendy has Wendy and Stacy have they they got Wendy with that basically had said something like you know what fuck this friendship and she came back to the table. But now she's saying, you know what, I'm going to go back one more time to talk some sense into her. And Jazzy says, I really tried to give her the benefit of the doubt. I really tried. I'm like, she went to your wedding. Not only did you give her the benefit of the doubt, she gave you the benefit of a present. So Wendy goes back to Stacey. She goes, okay, well, so here we are. She goes, this is really unfortunate. I don't know, Stacey. I'm almost like at a point, like, in being a friend because like when we have a difference of opinion, that's the moment you tell me

I'm not a friend. And it's like, you don't take into account all the time that I've been there for you when nobody else has with your bad breath, by the way. Is anyone going to bring that back for the finale? Anyone? I'll do it. And now it's raining. It's going to start raining. And Wendy's like, the sky is literally quine because they're mad.

They're mad because our CGGC is falling apart. You can yell at Ashley. You can yell at Jaze. But I'm asking you as my friend when shit goes down and when I'm honest with you, don't ever forget what we're. we have built, even though I just read you for filth in front of a girl who's attacking you for a stupid reason that I started. So Ashley goes over to them. And what's hilarious is that like the two spheres of action are this like set of plastic

tables or like a rock by the bathroom. I have a bathroom. I don't know. This is so gas stationy. I love it. I love this entire scene. And so Ashes said, well, they're not, oh, looks like they're not screaming anymore. That's good.

Stacey's like, yeah, we're fine. So they have like this. Ashley's like, can you guys hug? So they have this like cold, artificial hug, superficial hug. Maybe artificial too. And Stacey's like, okay. She's like, I need to go back to the DMV. I cannot be in Colorado any longer.

She's like, well, at least we survived. And it wasn't as awful as all the other times. I've been around these ladies. She starts laughing. So now we get their end cards. Stacey and Timo are still going strong, but have no plans to remarry, as ink on the sealed divorce papers

is too fresh. But if they did, Jazzy would not be invited to the wedding, and Arabella would be the flower girl. Arabella! So then they start joking. They're smacking Stacey's butt and saying that she has no butt. Now for Giselle,

after a two-year battle, Giselle lost a fight over her father's will, which is such bullshit. That's crazy. So basically she got nothing in the will, which we all know that that. That is bullshit. That new wife is going to get you.

Watch out for the new wife. We all know this. That's crazy. Like that man's love for his daughter was well documented on TV. Like you just cannot tell me that he decided not to give anything to Giselle and her daughters. Like that is such bullshit that one. No, that lady changed it when he had brain, when he was having his brain issue. She went and changed all the shit.

Yeah. No, I know. It's crazy. It's just so craven. But one loss that did not overshadow is that Angel is now part of A. So then Wendy, three months after the Colorado trip, Wendy and Eddie were arrested for fraud and they are facing felony charges and have convicted up to 15 years in prison. I was surprised they didn't add like a little thing, but their living room looks great. Yeah, like that would be so bravo to do that.

It was so dry. It was just like they're arrested. They're probably going to jail. Okay, next. That's like a shot of from the gas station smiling. You're like, do you think they have a stinker's bomb inside there? just going to jail. Oh, so Ashley's second bloom has her second guessing Josh.

Oh, God. So she's still breaking up with and getting back together with Josh for storylines. But she is continuing to write the next chapter of her life, including a children's book, of course. Well, at least Ashley is not trying to write an actual book. At least she's like, I'm going to try and come up with 10 good pages. Did you see the name of the children's book? It was, the night I made you in the battle. bathtub.

Chocolate in love. What was it? Coffee. Coffee in love. Coffee in love. No, coffee. Is it coffee in love or coffee in whatever is? Coffee and love in the morning.

Gets me happy living and thriving. Not just arriving. Then they're still driving. And Karen Otell's Angel, Angel, I'm really proud of you for getting us down that fucking mountain because I was losing my shit. I am so proud of you. you that you drove not only up the highway but down the highway that was really brave of you good job i've never been with somebody who's gone through three tanks of gas in one day such a good job angel

and she's like oh i feel like a masochist like this entire experience has been be stretching myself and i've cried and i've worried about this for so long and i've been planning it for months in the middle of moving. You plan this for months? I don't think so. You know, everybody knows that you sometimes plan something and it doesn't go as planned. And I just hope that they're going to give you

a little bit of grace. Just kidding, they're going to rip you to shreds. Good luck to you. Yeah, so Tia's like, I feel bad for her. She's fucked. then Kay and Greg are better than ever, but she's still prioritizing her med spa business over marriage, as if that was her choice.

Come on. I like that they're making, they're giving Karena a positive car. Like, Irna is just choosing not to get married to Greg. The picture frame remains the only bling from the jewelry store in her possession. And then for Tia, Tia and her sister are continuing to build their relationship.

And what isn't continuing house party is thrown by Tia's kids. at least that she's aware of. And Angel is saying that things are inconvenient in the moment, but I never dwell in the space of chaos and confusion. I move on. I'm a strong woman. I'm that girl. I'm a problem solver.

I'm a healer. I've always been this. Knowing me is a privilege. Oh, goodbye. Bye, Angel. Nice try, Angel. I love Angel saying, I never dwell in the space of chaos and confusion.

I never do that. And the fact that Wendy said that I was the catfish, you know what? I was just thinking about it. I think it was Ashie's that I was the catfish. Anyway, I don't dwell in the past at all. Get to know me. So now, Giselle is saying,

one thing I know for sure, the ground and down would not have made it through this trip. I promise you, she's in a better place right now. Prison. And then we see two months later. We see quiet scenes around Potomac. We see a shot of the tally ho.

I like if they just opened a trap door in the tally ho and Karen just crawls out like, I made it. I'm back. I'm back, baby. She has a tattoo of the entire prison on her body. She's like, I use my experience. I've tattooed the recipe for your waffles on my back. So Karen emerges from the jail. She has braids and like a little thing on our head.

And some jeans. I don't think I've ever seen Karen in jeans. Now, this was the most disturbing thing. I was like, this was real. Karen is in big acid-washed jeans. What? I've never seen it. I don't want to see it.

I didn't need to see it. It was disturbing. And she's traumatized. She's like shaking. She gets in the car and she looks back at the jail. And she looks at the cameras. And she's just like, But mainly because we're catching her in jeans.

I think that's why she was actually like that. I know. It's like I can't believe you're catching me like this. And then we see next week on the season finale. Here we are sitting down with Karen Huger. Karen, did you drunk drive here? I'm about jail. Where is it hot?

Yeah, Karen, it is so funny to me. She gets out of jail. But clearly someone. from Bravo had to go into that facility first and mic her up because we hear her saying on mic, you know, saying, oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. It's a privilege. It's a privilege getting to sign autographs for all you good people. Goodbye. Grandam out. So it's just so funny, like stepping out of jail, but the first thing of business, first order business, make that money, get that microphone on. And you have the, could you imagine you've been in jail for nine months?

And then you get into a car and there's a camera just right there. Bravo camera is right in your face. Well, is she going to be at the reunion? Yeah, right? She is? How come? I think they bring her, I think, I'm going to say it's the last episode to bring her out, ask, you know, the women are probably going to ask her questions how she's doing. And I don't know.

How come it's going to be a ratings ploy? I mean, I'm going to, I don't know. We'll have to discuss what the plan is with this, you know, next week. It's just going to be an interview. I don't know if that's going to be recapable or not. But for sure, we'll definitely be watching it. And we'll see how it goes. But, yeah, we'll probably just talk about the interview a little bit on the first reunion episode.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'll just like catch you up. I don't think we need to do a hole. Yeah, I don't know, like an hour of Andy talking to Karen. I don't know that I need that. Andy picked up his pen. Could you believe it, Ronnie? The way he picked up that pen, it makes me so mad.

I remember when I was a kid, I picked up a pen and I was like, I dropped the pen. Oh, my God. What a funny story. Yeah, I don't think we need that. it's going to be also a lot of Karen horse shit because, you know, Karen, it's going to be like, well, I mean, I don't know, because I'm interested to see, like, is there a story behind the eyebrows? Because the eyebrows are crazy. Like, do they do something to your eyebrows in prison?

What happened? I need to know. Tell me everything. I'm going to definitely watch it. So I guess we'll see about covering it next week. But who knows. You quoting JLo's other X. Because I need to know.

Okay. Well, everyone, thanks so much for being here on those wild. Trippy episode, literally. And we'll be back later today with both marriage medicine and some Amazon live. Thanks everyone. Bye. Bye. Watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors.

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