Watch What Crappens - #3185 Married To Medicine S12E08: The Miramar Has Two Faces

Episode Date: January 26, 2026

The ladies head to glamorous Miramar Beach, Florida, for a cast trip on Married to Medicine. Some play with dolphins, some ride jeeps, and all have something to say about Heavenly. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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it's time for married to medicine. It is our mid-season girl trip to beautiful scenic Miramar, Florida. So I, Miramar Beach. I think I've heard of Miramar Beach, but I don't, I don't inherently know where Miramar Beach is. It's giving panhandle vibes, especially because a contest at one point says that it's close to, did you say Pensacola, where she learned how to pilot a helicopter? It's like reminding me of like Destin, Florida.

It's giving me those vibes. You want to drill down. Destin's nice, right? I think Destin is quote unquote nice. I don't know if it's like nice, nice. I think it's like nice. Well, this is in Broward County. Okay.

Really? So it's in the Miami metropolitan area. Okay. So I completely got this wrong. I don't know why I got Panhandle vibes. And I know it's a good place because there's a seminal hard rock hotel and casino there. Oh, pretty good. Oh, wait.

Wow. Okay. Are close? Come through Miramar Beach. Just random attacks on Miramar over there. I don't know. I'm sorry. I just was, listen, to say it's in the Panhandle's non-attack, I just said, wait, no, Ronnie, you lie.

I did. What? I looked it up on the internet. The internet. Okay, first of all, I looked it up on the internet as well, and guess where it is? The bad handle! It's actually right next to Dustin. Not only is it next to Dustin, but when you do a search on Google Maps for Miramar Beach, it says Miramar Beach and then it says Ben and Jerry's.

There's like a big, it like really highlights that there's a Ben and Jerry's in Miramar Beach. There's also an anti-annies and a DQ. Wow, they really are. They're really pushing. Look, look, it's like, the only things that they showed Miramar Beach on Google Maps are that there's an anti-Annes, a DQ. Oh, I guess because it's Miramar Beach. I mean, I like it. You've just made me want to visit there.

They've got all my favorite things there. Why wouldn't I want to go there? Sounds amazing to me. I'm not dissing it. I'm saying it's sounding better and better. The more I talk about it. Look, and it's also across the bay from a place called Niceville. Oh, we wouldn't be allowed there.

But I like that there, so there must be like a Miramar Beach and a Miramar, Florida, because Miramar, Florida is a neighborhood in Miami. Okay. It's a suburb of Miami, it says. Well, let me tell you something. It looks like it's across a bay or body of water from Niceville and also highlighted just north of Niceville is Maddie Kelly Art Center. So, you know, a lot of, and Turkey Creek.

Mabby Kelly's like, I did commercials in the 80s. Trust me. Bring your kids to learn here. Smile big kids. One hour air conditioning and heating. Why are these the things that Google Maps has decided to highlight in the region? One hour air conditioning really paid for that spot. They're like, listen, dairy queen's in it.

We're paying for this too. Start a go fund me. I don't care what you do. Get us on there. Google suggestions. All right, let's get started with this. I really don't care about Miramar. I'm enjoying the regional

I'm enjoying the regional sights and sounds They've got a dairy queen That's all I need to know Okay Okay we're going to Miramar So we go over to quads And King's like Why does it always seem like you're packing

She's like because I always am packing king And this one's This one is for the girls trip Kingie Little Kingie And he's like Why are you packing your grandmother's dress Um

And she goes Your grandmother wore dresses like this? It's like this little tiny short dress that's all boobs. I know my mom wasn't like at the height of fashion, but whose grandma dresses like that? This looks like a granny dress to you. It's a flirty little dress. He goes, who you're going to flirt with? Oh, that's true. Nobody. Where's my habit? So then we go to Toya's house and she's saying it'll wrestle around these ladies as if Toya is not. not the one causing.

You just kicked the entire cast out of your house two weeks ago. So and Eugene's like, maybe you should pack some oxytocin. She's like, uh, what? How do I get them to take it? Like, what, you want me to be on drugs with my friends? He's like, it's a natural hormone so that you feel happy feelings towards the person. Okay. She's like,

he's like, how do you think I've stayed in this marriage? We have so much oxytocin upstairs. Then Contessa is. Yeah. So she. Marmar, Florida. Marmar Beach. Marmar, Florida.

Marlboro. So she's asking Scott if he's going to help her pack. And he's like, what? Why you have that big ass suitcase? How long are you going to be gone? And she's like for three days. So like, you know, I have a big suitcase because I'm a lady.

And he's like, she asked, do you like this bikini? And he's like, you look like a granny panty. You're such. a hater. You're such a hater, Scott. What's up with the guys keep on shading all the women for their old lady clothes? So weird. And why are you listening to Scott? He's wearing

fucking sunglasses in his bedroom. Inside. Yeah. What's happening to Scott? Don't forget Scott is an R&B music star. That's not forget. That's right with a movie theater. So she's like, will you tell me what happened? I

actually just forgot that Scott was an R&B superstar until I talked about it right now. I forgot. It was an unlocked memory. That's what happened on our Crappin's birthday. I got that unlocked memory. Yeah, so many wonderful unlocked memories about Scott singing his songs. So Contessa tells Scott that like everyone left this the Scrubs fashion show in a bad place.

Or like they all were fighting. She says that Toy got into it with Angel. Simone got into it with Heavenly. And also Contessa got into it. or or Simone got into it again with Quad. And Scott's like, oh man, they've been bumping heads for quite a bit lately. She's like, yeah, for years. Anyway, Scott, thanks for filming that scene with me.

You really were a great contribution to it. And you can go now. We'll go to Simone's and she's packing as well. It's a packing scene. It's like, I don't even know how I feel about going on a trip because me and Quad are at it again. And Cecil's like, yeah, I mean, I've, I've. figured you weren't going to go after I saw what happened at that glamorous scrubs event. And she says, well, I mean, and who told you I was looking up a van?

I don't give a damn about looking up your cars. Girl, I made it as a joke last year when you said, I'm a find out ologist, but it was literally a joke. Find out ologists. She said, I said it to heavenly quad needs to leave me alone before I look. up the VIN number on her car, but I never looked up the VIN number. And even if I did, so what? Am I not allowed to use the internet with this group of friends? Yeah. Am I not allowed to find out when your registrations do? So Cecil's like, is it heavenly egging on an issue with you in Quad? Because it, you know, it seems like actually you were in a good place, but now this person's just gassing you. up like oh shit. Simone's like right now you know what else I think is some fucking shit.

Heavenly is trying to act like I'm having all these marital problems just because I said I want to have a divorce and I would be so much happy without you in my life, Cecil, and it's always three against one. I don't know why she thinks I'm having marital problems. It is quick. I have no idea where she got that. You've literally said every episode, while sobbing that you're about to leave Cecil. What? And Cecil's like, well, we don't know what's going on in anybody's house. Here's what we do know.

It's the first thing in the morning. I don't have a job. And I'm watching you pack as I drink a yard of beer in bed. We don't know what's going on in anyone's house. We don't know if they have a basement bar that a husband stands out all day long, pretending like he's in the shining waiting for Jack Nicholson to come by. So Simone is like, yeah, so stop fucking with mine. Stop fucking with my house unless you want me to put my real thoughts out there.

And he's like, don't, don't do that. Don't do that. Leave me alone. Now we go over to Heavenly and she's like, Daddy, did you see how Simone acted a damn fool, Daddy? Could you believe that she would do that to me? It's just me innocent heavenly with innocent heavenly voice. Daddy was like, could we go in not fighting? I mean, the way she did all of this, I mean, I think miserable people.

do miserable things, Daddy, don't you? I think there's something going on with her, but I cannot be her punching back just because her marriage is terrible. Her husband is probably having a beer in bed right now, and that's nobody's business but hers. And he's like, I didn't like what she said.

I didn't like it at all. Oh, theory, you were mad. I couldn't tell you were mad, Daddy. He goes, I was furious. I was furious. Look, this is my furious face. Oh, Daddy. Daddy. Oh, you're really furious me now, Danny.

Well, they tried to trigger me, Daddy. And I don't feel like I've done anything to Simone. I've been like a really good friend. I really don't think so, Daddy. So what? You don't think I should go to the trip? Do you think I so, Daddy? Because I don't really want to go on the trip.

But like, if I don't have to go on the trip, I won't go on the trip, Daddy. Yeah, she did. She switched so quickly. She's literally putting clothes in there. It's like, I can't believe you're even going to go on a trip. Oh, you don't think I should go on the trip? Oh, well, maybe I'm. You're bright.

You're bright, Daddy. I didn't say anything. Yep, you're bright saying I shouldn't go on the trip. go on the trip no you're right saying i shouldn't go on the trip i will absolutely not go on that trip i'm not fucking going on this trip i don't even know why i'm packing i'm not going i'm not going i'm not going to go daddy i'm not going to go we don't want to go do we want to go we don't want to go daddy there we are we're not going to go she's basically like all my precious my daddy yeah she's like i'm not going to put myself in a in a bad situation with simone i don't want to slap the shit out of somebody so i'm just going to stay here

I'm going to stay here because I'm an adult, an adult in politics. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So now the other lady is arrive at the airport and they're excited like, Miramar, Miramar. So Contessa tells us that she just, she picked Miramar Beach, Florida so that way they can relax, put a little sand between their toes, maybe go to the Ben and Jerry's, hit up the empty ends afterwards, DQ, who knows.

And they can repair some of those relationships. So Angels like, well, you know, I invited everyone to my nice event and I was just very disappointed with everyone's behavior. Everyone. And Quad's like, I apologize. I can apologize. I am so, so sorry. I apologize, too, that I did not bring Quad Smog Check Records to the event. That was my bad.

So Simone and Quad joke around and hug each other. So they're fine. And Contessa's like, oh, I'm no, Heavenly, where's Heavenly? I thought we were all going to be on the same flight. She never mentioned anything. Well, Brandy, do you know? And Contessa is saying, well, you know, Simone, you're the reason she's not here. So listen, we're just going to focus on who is here.

And we're not going to focus on who's not here. We're not going to focus on that person who is Heavenly, who is not here. And she's choosing not to come here. So we're not going to focus on that. So Simone says that she heard. that heavenly called her aggressive, unhinged, hostile. She's saying that Simone pushed her at Angel's event and that she doesn't feel safe coming on the girl's trip.

And Simone says, I could kick my own ass for trusting Heavenly again. Once a snake, always a fucking snake. So now they go to Florida and they head over to their rental and they're not really sure at first. And Quad's like, So what made you select this area? Tess.

We're close now. So I'll call you Tess. And she's like, well, this is actually where I went to flight school in Pensacola. So there you go. I learned the ladies don't know this, but I was in the Navy. And I learned how to fly. I was in the best shape of my life. I was running.

I was swimming. Scott wasn't wearing sunglasses inside. It was a different world. It was a different world back then. I could do literally everything that I wanted. I was incredibly accomplished and my pedigree was amazing. And then I met Scott. And now I'm here.

We have a movie theater that he has a little, a little director slayed on the door that says, now playing and I pretend to laugh every time. He points to the fact that we'll be watching another stupid movie. So Toyo's like, and she's like, Where's your friend that? She's going to stay home there.

She's your friend. And Jackie's like, well, I don't know. I don't really know what's going on with that. I'm not going to be pulled into this. Well, she might come or she might not come. What do you say, Jackie? She's like, I don't know, Toya. Is she that upset?

Tell us, leader of Oz. Tell us. What's going on with her? Jackie's like, I don't know. Well, they're like, well, have you talked to her? She's, well, not about this situation. But what I'm waiting to do is have a conversation with everybody. because Simone, you were on a 10.

She's like, all of your people were on a 10 too, so don't talk to me about 10, and don't talk to me about heavenly and her shit because once you start claiming some shit I didn't do, there's no coming back. I'm going to 12, so get ready. And she's basically like, look, we're doctors, we're licensed professionals,

and if you put out information on TV that I was violent or acting in a certain sort of way, I could lose my, that affects my reputation and my medical career. So Simone is not playing at all with Heavenly's insinuation that Simone was physical or doing something out, you know, like. I know, but I like that I like that Simone's like, that could affect my reputation. I am a medical professional. I wish they had just cut to the scene where they're like screaming in each other's face and had to be dragged apart physically by the other ladies.

Like, okay, I'm sure that looks great. I'm sure that looks great for your profession. Right. Like this, we have 12 years of this show. Like, how are you talking about worrying about your reputation? I think your reputation's fine. Yeah, reality TV just in general is not going to be good for any professional's reputation. Yeah.

Except for somehow Dr. Jackie. So Contessa, they get to the rental. It's really nice. And then they're going to go, choose rooms and everything. And she, Contessa says that Angel and Brandy are going to have to share a room because they're newbies and it's a right of path. message. Angel's like, this is some bullshit. Where's the Ritz Carlton? And no one's happy. But like the two of them are not happy about it, which is funny because it's like, they're like, we are medical professionals and we work so hard. And now we have to share a room together.

Why are you doing this to us? Yeah. So they pull straws for everybody else. I like the contest is like, okay, everybody else can pull straws. The newbies, you're fucked. But everybody else can pull straws. So they're annoyed And now is the run to find the room And meanwhile the younger ladies Are checking out their room And it's bunk beds And there's like two bunk beds

And a full size bed And they're like oh geez And we even have to share a bathroom What the hell Angel tells us I grew up in a household with five girls And we only had one bathroom And that was hell

Contessa you're about to traumatize me I thought she was gonna say you know what, that's okay. So I know how to deal with this. It's no big deal. She's like, fuck that shit. I'm never doing it again. I'm not going back.

I'm going to go back. Yeah, you shouldn't mention that to anybody because now it's on your resume. And people are like, well, she can deal with it. She has five sisters, you know? Yeah, she knows. So Angel, so Angel and Brandy are settling into their room. And Angel goes, so you've got good energy. Okay, we've got good energy.

Right. You've got good energy. And Brandi's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. And she goes, because I have to have great energy around me, especially when I go to sleep. Okay. Can we make sure her energy is as good as possible at sleepy time? Because the vibe's got to be good for me because that's the only way I can roll. Randy's like, uh, okay, this is a bit much.

Yeah, she's like, um, I mean, I'm, I'm going to move on, but there's like things I can't get over talking about the fighting last week. And she goes, oh, okay, so you've got bad energy. And she goes, um, me as a person, I don't have bad energy, right? And she goes, okay, well, good. So tell me what you're working with so I can just know who I'm with there. because I need you to have good energy. Because if you're not going to have good energy, and she's like, what do you even mean?

She goes, I'm asking you what you've got so I can know how to roll. And she's like, if all else fails, my energy doesn't work for you, then Quad's door is always open. So now they start fighting over nothing, like literally nothing. It's so funny. Yes. And Brandy's like, oh, really? Okay, ladies, ladies, if somebody came to you and said, what's your energy going to be? if your energy is good, then we're going to be good in this room.

Is that okay? And Angel goes, oh, no, Brandy says that. And Angel's like, yeah, but you were bringing energy into the room. And she goes, okay, well, then bring it down here to the group then. I'd like to add something. You brought that energy by saying that. And Angel's like, no, I need to know who I'm in a room with. Because when I go to sleep, I need to have good energy.

And Toyota's like, well, just apologize I'll see a roommate. She goes, no, because she basically said, if I don't like her energy, then you're welcome to go by quad. Britney That's like they're It's like Talking to the principal Right

So Brandy is like Well that's after you said all that Okay Do you need a repeat Do you need their playback? Okay Do you have energy For the playback?

So well you check yourself Because that's very aggressive She said well I don't know Who you think you're talking to And everyone's like Mimi's like Okay okay Okay everyone

Okay okay Okay everyone's like Let's reset reset on the energy fight We're not compelling enough To take up this much air time So Angel's like Okay well however you feel or however you took it, that wasn't my approach.

And Tori goes, approach or intent? Because words are very important. And this is somebody who knows what oxyslosen is, I think. It's not a drug. This is someone who's used oxyclean on her laundry, which makes me in a good mood, apparently. When Toya is giving you grammar lessons, you're in trouble. Yes.

So Angel's like, well, however you want to say it, That's however she can receive it. Contest is like Toya, you're not. Like I say in so many situations, Toya, you're not helping. So Angel's like, well, whatever you do understand what I'm saying. Like, however I delivered it, that wasn't my intent. That wasn't the way I wanted to come.

And if I offended you, I apologize. And they're like, can we just get into our baby? We don't want to be part of this energy fight with the newbies. So now they go have like drinks and dinner by the pool and they're hanging out. And contest is like, okay, I wanted to update you. I gave heavenly a call and she did not answer, so I don't know why she's not here. I hope her family is okay. Nobody has been arrested five years ago, and she's just finding out today.

Because that is something that tends to happen over there. Well, I know why she's not here. Some people will tell you, though. She's saying she doesn't want to be around me for safety. Me, a doctor. Oh, well, she told me that you push. her and that's what she told me. That's what she told the people. I did not push her. I just said take your arm off of me and do not touch me and use a windmill motion to get said arm off of me.

Wait, so you didn't say get your mother fucking hands off of me? No, I didn't. And Brandy's like, well, even if she did, that's not assault. And she says, no, I said, I said, get your hand off me. Do not touch me. I'm not doing this fake shit with you. Jess was like, well, I did see that situation and you were like, no, I don't want to be fake. And I had to take that as an active aggression between the two of them at all. And Quad's like, well, Simone, go, you know, she, you know, Simone can go for bad, but she, she's not that goddamn bad.

She's not going to bust a grape in a food fight. This is my favorite thing. I love this. She won't bust a grape in a food fight. This is Simone we're talking about. She's like, I'm a chihuahua, a chihuahua who could look up VIN numbers, but I'm not going to bust a grape. She's not going to bust an egg on Easter Sunday. I think she was feeling bombarded and she was not feeling hurt.

So it frustrated her and she was just out of it at that time. And here's the thing. She has to learn to not be that way. And I say that as her campaign manager. I mean, look, this is heavenly. This is Heavenly's bad for not showing up here because when you don't show up after something like this, you let everybody else on the cast reframe it to however they want to. And that's what they're doing right now because this is a total reframe.

First of all, Heavenly did start it by trying to start shit with Simone about the VIN number, you know, between Simone and Quad. She did, Heavenly did start it. But Simone did also go to a 10 and was screaming and yelling and had to be pulled away by the other ladies in a very glamorous Scrubs fashion show. So let's all respect the fashion show of Scrubs. Okay. We all know what work went into that. And so Simone was acting all kinds of crazy in that.

But now they can reframe it to where it's like Simone was just being calm and rational and Heavenly is trying to make her sound like a monster. They were all being so extra about it was basically a v-in fight. You know, they were being so extra because Simone was being extra that Heavenly spread this gossip. I think Heavenly was being extra in her denial. Heavenly could have been like, oh, I said it as a joke, whatever. Or Simone said I, or why didn't Simone just say I said it as a joke and heavily, whatever? And then Quad was like, you're going to look up my VIN. I mean, like, they just were, they really like took it to an extra place.

Thank God. I mean, I enjoy that. Thank God. I mean, it could be 10 years from now. And you can tell me, do you remember that time when there was a Scrubs fashion show and it was space themed and they got in a fight about a VIN number? I will still laugh. That has an enduring legacy. So Simone is saying, look, we're two professionals in this community. Be a stand-up woman. Be a woman of character. And address it. Address it right then.

And contest says like, that's right. And by the way, if Heavenly, if Heavenly does come, and we can see that emotions were high and then emotions are high. And we know this memory can sometimes, this can sometimes be a problem. And someone's like, yes. She's like, I'm saying this because I would love it if this weren't a permanent rift in our French, in our relationship or your relationship, it's almost like, oh, it's permanent. It's very permanent.

But if your group can't be honest with you, then nobody's going to be honest with you, right, Simone. So I hope you felt heard because you were heard. Okay, Simone. Okay, contessa. You want a hug? You want a hug? I got some... No, I do not need a hug.

I got some oxibedone, balamadam. Get your fucking hands off me. I do not need them. I got some more hawking food in me. It makes me feel nice of friends. Okay, guys, let's change the climate a little bit today. Okay, let's all empty our gas tanks into the pool. Okay.

The mood is not what I want it to be. So let's play some games. Let's play some truth or dare. guys, okay, let's get in the pool. Let's do that. So they get in the pool and they start playing truth or dare, which I know is your favorite. I know. Contessa starts with a pretty broad question. Okay, everyone, tell us a funny sex story. Okay. That's just, just anything. Just tells any sort of sex story. Let's get this game rolling. I was like, thanks for the specificity there, Contessa. So then Angel's like, oh my God, I have a story. I've got a story. Okay, is they haven't

have good energy for my store. I need good energy. Okay. All right. So I went to the store and I went, I bought some spray for your mouth, you know, numbing spray, you know, so you can take it deeper. And I tried. So I sprayed my throat, right? And then it went numb. And I'm just like, oh my God, oh my God. And this show was so numb. I thought I was going to die. I'm running around. I was like, I can't swallow. I can't swallow. I couldn't even bless the man. My throat was numb. Turns out it was poison. I wish that you had been able to go through. that with that blowjob just to hear what happened to the guy's dick

with all the throats, the numbing throat spray on it. Like what? I've never heard of that. It's like having a wiener so big that you needed to like numb your throat with throat spray. That's crazy. Yeah. She was gagged and duped.

So now they're asking about sexy positions and so Brandy's like she she gets up and shows the ladies a position and Quad's like, yeah, show me to how to get those twins, baby. And so she does. She's like doing like a sex move where she like squats down on it and then like flips

herself backwards presumably with said weaner still inside of her. And they're like, wow, that was amazing. Does it's like, well, thank you for sharing. But Brandy goes, Brandon goes. No, you get it in and then you flip and then you keep it in and you just let it marinate there. And that's how you get twin. You let it marinate.

What? talking about cooking chicken breasts or is she talking about sex? So Simone's like, well, I'm not doing any dares. So Condesta says, well, when was the last time you initiated sex? And she goes, we were in Greece in April and I gave head. I mean, I did the whole thing. Santorini was everything. Yeah, grease will bring it out in you.

I didn't even have to use grease. And Brandy is like, well, what is it about grease that like made you feel this way. And she's saying it was like really romantic. So, Contessa's like, okay, Mimi, whisper your favorite dirty phrase into someone's ear, which I don't know, this felt like so slumber party-ish. So now Mimi's telling Brandy, are we giving booty or nah?

I guess that's her sexy phrase. So sexy. So Quad's like, I could be very seductive. Do you dare me? Somebody dare me. And so Quad tells Toya, she's like, Do you want to take a shower? And this is the second time of the night. We hear how sexy it is to get clean and then get dirty again.

Because we heard it on Potomac earlier in the evening. It's a big, big night for showers on Bravo. That's right. So Quads like, Contessa, what does your initiation look like? She goes, well, you know, fallacio. You know, I do that a little bit more frequently. You know, I don't really like it, but it's not my favorite thing. You know, my favorite thing is, I think, pursuing my dreams of flying.

and things like that. But settling and giving Scott Blow jobs, that's also kind of fun, I guess. What did she go back to school for? I forgot. Remember when she went back to school? Oh, when she went, I think she went back to school for, it was a specific type of medicine. It was like public health, maybe? Was it public health?

Yeah, something like that because she wanted to like go to, didn't she want to go to Washington and work? That's why she wanted to be like the health advisor or something. something. What did Contessa go back to school for? I mean, it's not there here nor that has nothing to do with the scene. I just remember. Public health. Oh my God. How did I remember that? Yeah, you're so good. That is good. She went back to school

to earn a Master of Science degree in Public Health from Meheri, Meheri Medical College. Yeah. So anyway, blood jobs. So she goes, I guess I need some spray guys. Sorry, that was a sidetrack. I was just curious. So now

everybody's waking up and calling their fans. And then they gather to discuss the day and contest us like, you guys, should we chill? Do you guys want to go somewhere? Should we hang out at the house? What should we do? Would you want to chill? And she's like, well, let's eat unless. So how about some of us go to dolphin experience and then some people go to lunch.

And so. Sure. Okay. Which one would you do, Ronnie? Dolphins, of course. Yeah, dolphins. Of course, you know I would. Dolphins all day.

Dolphins. Yeah. I love dolphins. Um, so Contessa, she's got these jeeps that are called mocks. And they're just like cute jeeps. You know, that's that sort of, I love an adorable Jeep where you feel like you could just like fall out at any moment and die. God, it's so cute. Yeah. I know. I love the safety. I love the safety features on them with no doors or ceiling. They go slower than all the other cars. They are powered by your feet, Flintstone style. They're just, So cute. Yeah, they really are. So Simone asks if she's talked to Heavenly. And Contest is like, well, she responded to my text and she said it was Damon's birthday. And that's why she didn't come.

And she didn't mention you at all. Although she did send a photo of Damon with his furious face. And it was this. It blinked one time. And Brandy's like, so she's not coming. She goes, I don't know. But the question is, did she overreact to something or was it intentional to actually try to get you in trouble or did it just get escalated? What happened? And Mimi's like, well, my opinion as daytime Mimi is that I don't think she was. I don't think she was afraid of Simone actually hurting her. Maybe she was afraid of how she was going to respond. And, you know, maybe what that could be. Simone says, use your words. Randy's like, we know, we're all medical professionals with very good energy. I'd like to also add.

And like I feel like that should mean something. So you know how much your license and your livelihood and your practice and all that really means. And contest us like, and what's my question? My question is that. So Brandy tells us, I'm into the group. And every single event that we've had has involved conflict with Heavenly. Someone that goes to extremes is not someone that I trust as a person. So now they're tuning up a Brandy and Heavenly Rift, which was already brewing because Brandy has declared that she was not ready to endorse Heavenly's political run.

So Toya is now Now Toya Angel, Jackie, and Quad, they go to lunch and they're in the moaks And Jackie is driving crazy apparently. She's driving very fast to the point where her hat almost blows off And Angel is stressed out. And Quad's like

Oh look, there's a little baby right there. Isn't that funny how when you want something you see it all the time? The rare sight of a baby in the world. It's been years since there's been one scene TV.

It was a world of adults until I wanted a baby. Now they're everywhere I go. I couldn't even get into this moke without saying, we're taking a baby to the store? Did anyone notice that AB Grant's baby, baby was playing on the moke when we got in? It's one thing if you're like, oh, I never heard of that kind of roofing before.

I never heard of that kind of shingle. And then all of a sudden you see that type of shingle on all the houses. But like, I think a baby is a pretty big, it's a pretty big character. for I notice babies everywhere. Yeah, there are babies everywhere. I was thinking of planting a tree in my house, and now there's trees everywhere I look.

I was thinking about this emotional wall I sometimes have, and I looked. It's almost like every room I go into has not just one, not just two, but up to four walls. It's insane what you notice the moment you highlight it. That's called your reticular activating system. So if you buy a red car, you see a bunch of red cars. For example, one morning, I told Curtis that he was being an ass.

And then for the next five years, he couldn't stop searching for ass online. It's kind of like how once you notice that Cynthia Revo wears those cool glasses and wicked, you just start seeing them everywhere on TV. So Quad tells them all that she tells us that she hasn't told everyone about what's going on with her IVF journey because it's a lot. and she wants to tell everyone wants her all together because she doesn't want her to say it multiple times, which means that she'll be having a speech at some point on this vacation. So now we get to the dolphins,

and everyone's like nervous around the dolphins because they're, you know, big animals, and they're like, is it going to attack me? And the dolphins are there and they're playing. And then we cut to the other women who are at lunch. And Troy is like, you know, it's going to be difficult for Simone being around heavenly. Sorry, I'm just already laughing at how funny he'll be. be for the rest of us.

God, it'll be great. But she said last night she can be in the same room as her. She's like, well, but she didn't meet it, though. So they're talking about how rough the event was the other night. And Angel's like, yeah, I mean, I don't really get that. And Tori goes, yeah, but what were you talking about with me, though, Angel? Like, what were you talking about with me? I mean, because you said, like, what kind of friend are you?

What did that mean? And she goes, well, when my friend came around to the family reunion and you said, Hey, she's been asking me to hook her up with men. Who are you? I mean, that's not what you do. Undermine another man while he's sitting right there. It's very disrespectful. You should undermine men on national television behind their backs. Come on. But also, like, it was, I was surprised that that was her angle on it. Like, I can't believe you would undermine a man that way. It's like, how about you can't believe that she would put your business out there while you're on a date, you know? Like, I think Toya, for sure, can be annoyed. It's like, you just asked me to hook you up with someone, but you actually, you have someone. Why are you wasting my time?

And I think you can say that to Angel privately. But while Angel is on her date with this other guy, just be like, oh, you haven't, you have a, this is nice. How nice for you, Angel. We should talk, by the way, or something like that if you're really displeased with her. But like, you don't have to, like, undermine the date. You can still be dissatisfied with her and express it later. Yeah. And she's like, but you confuse me because you would say that you wanted to settle down.

and then you asked if I do anybody, and now I'm blindsided. At the family reunion, you bring this guy and he says he knows you for years. And I was like, she's either willing to fuck up my situation with my husband's best friend. I mean, that was my family.

You put my family on the love. Toya. Here, Toya, it goes. And I'm just like, whatever. By the way, I'm sure, like, Eugene's best friend, like, if he's, if he's been Eugene's best friend for a long time, he's felt with, like, a lot of your antics toya, I'm sure this is not the thing.

This is not the straw that's going to break the kennels back. I'm sure this guy will be so upset that he got set up with a drop dead, gorgeous registered nurse. And oh, he'll be so, he'll be so upset by that. And also, even if you did set him up and she was dating somebody else, she's allowed to date multiple people at one time. Yeah, and there's that too. It's not like you say, oh, wow, I got a doctor. So you're marrying him, right?

It's not like an arranged marriage, you know? Yeah. So she's like, yeah, Eugene's best friend would have been so disappointed in me. I'm like, I'm sure that bridge has already been crossed. But because I couldn't bring someone to whatever. But, you know, but that being said, she does actually have a point that it is annoying that you ask me to go out of your way to do something that is unnecessary. I don't because she was just making like a little comment. Like, oh, my God, if you know any man, hook me up.

I'm single girls. It's not coming to her like Toya. Please. Please find me a man. I'm desperate. It was like some comment on like, yeah, you got someone who's almost joking. If I'm dating. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm just saying toy is allowed to be like, I think that toy, you're allowed to have like, like, low level annoyance. Like, um, you said you were like, you needed help, but you've got a guy. Like, why are you, why are you like acting one way? But I don't think it's, I don't think it's at the point where you need to be like, oh my God, Eugene's best friend would never have forgiven me. It's like, you're being dramatic now.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, she's mad that, that, that I blew up a spot, but like, she's like, she's mad that, that, that, that, She's willing to fuck up my spot. And Angel's like, you're funny. If you ever want to have a friendship with me, I don't want you to ever do that ever.

And Toyo's like, I'm going to let you go. I'm going to get to know you before I make any moves going forward. So there you go. No more access to Eugene's friends. Yeah. She's like, okay, well, I see how you are with the bed. I got it. And she goes, yeah, don't do that.

It's very disrespectful. So she stands her ground with Toya, which I thought was good, you know. And she says that that's bad girl code. and it's very tasteless and tacky. And that's probably why she has bad situations in the friend group because she doesn't know how to be a friend. And Angel's like, and I don't need your help. I'm good.

I'm amazing. And Toy's like, mm-hmm. I could tell this not dating and dating ruin people's families because you're going to try and date somebody in my family. So then Quads just bored. She's like, so are we good? Why are we still talking about this? shoes. Here comes one right now.

So now Heavenly comes. And by the way, this is the saddest lunch ever. They're at like maybe a hotel or something. I don't know where they are, but it looks like kind of a high at place. It looks like kind of a, you know, low to midrange hotel. And there's nobody there. And the waiter's just like, hi, it's windy. Do you guys want to move inside? She'll thank you, baby. Thank you, baby. I would have referred to have actually gone to the DQ. Like, just go to the DQ at this point. Yeah, they must not have the same Google Maps that we looked at. Yeah, seriously.

Remember when we went to DQ in San Diego and that was super sad mall? Yeah. Hell yeah. That was fun. I also liked the DQ and the sad mall in Burbank. I love a sad mall DQ. I love a sad mall, to be honest. You know what the saddest mall was?

There was that one in Houston we went to. Ooh, that was so sad. The saddest of all that downtown. That was a weird mall. Houston Mall, you know, like re-carpeting. Yeah, it was pretty. And then we went to the restaurant after and it had a big, huge lit billboard outside with different prayers on it. Yeah.

Oh, that good case. So I like the case. Yeah. And they're like, we caught this bore today. Anybody want to eat this bore? We just caught it. We were like, not really. I ordered it, didn't I?

You actually did. You had the road kill special, whatever it was. We just ran this over and cooked it up. Who wants it? You're like, me. I'm like, excuse. me, could I have the bore charcutory while I watch your Fox News scrolling on the wall? Thank you so much.

But can I have a big potato? I love dolphins. You know what's so funny about the dolphins on this episode? I was looking at them because the women sort of lined up and dolphins came over to them. They were so cute and they're there. But you really only see the top of the dolphins head and their snout. I was like, they look so much like the alien and aliens. I wonder if like dolphins were part of the inspiration for that, like the xenomorph art, right?

You know who I think dolphins look like? And it's someone I don't really even like. I think it's the guy from Stranger Things. David, David, the one who kind of went nuts or whatever. Yeah, yeah. The guy. The guy from the one that Lily Tomlin, Lily Tomlin wrote all the songs about. Yeah, your fraternity brother.

Harbour. Yeah, David. David Harbour. Yeah. I think he looks like a dolphin. I can see that. There was a girl in my high school who looked like a dolphin I felt like. And I would call her dolphin, not to her face.

I would just refer to her as dolphin. And yeah, some people just look like dolphins. That's just the way it is. So Heavenly comes into this sad lunch. And she's like, yeah, loud as hell. I could hear you all the way outside. And they're like, oh, hi. And it's awkward.

And she's like, listen, I just left the airport. Hi, Miss Toya. And Toya's like, you know you got to be careful when you touch people. Okay, we got an issue, okay? So, what are you going to touch people now? She's like, I'm not going to touch you because you're going to say I'm being aggressive. So, Heavenly's like, oh, is everybody doing good? How's everyone doing?

It's like, we are doing good. We actually had a really good night yesterday and we had a lot of fun. And I honestly didn't think you were going to come, right? Oh. And Heavenly is like, well, I need a little bit of a mental break for a second. So I spend some time with my man because his birthday is actually tonight. So I spent some time with Daddy, and we did some things last night, and we were really good. Everything's really good.

Well, what kind of things did you do exactly? They did some married things, Jackie. You don't have to ask questions about every little thing. So Heavenly, the producer asks her why she came after all. And she's like, well, Simone was seeing a lot about me that I wasn't there. And Quatt called me and said, listen, bitch, this is what's going down. So I came to set the record straight. Well, if I'd have known you were coming, uh, I'd have gotten you a hat.

I don't know why that's so funny to me. Like, oh, shucks, missed out on a hat from Toya. And Eveleen's like, where'd you get that from? She's like, no, that was a lot. I didn't have a hat in the first place. Ha! Hat joke. Or as I call it, hat trick.

Heavenly was like, okay, well, then where's the hat? There is no hat. Wait a second. So you're saying there's no hat? You know, I'm trying to run for office? You're supposed to get me a hat for running for office. So the other ladies at the dolphin thing, they were too scared of the dolphins. Dolphins are nice.

Stop screaming around the dolphins, okay? You're in the dolphins home. It's like walking into somebody's home and then just start screaming at the top of your lungs. They're dolphins. Be nice to them. It's also like you basically abducted the dolphins and you're keeping them in captivity and then you're going to be scared of them. Yeah. You're the one that's screaming.

The dolphin is in jail. The dolphin is being forced to do tricks by these two nitwits who are like, look at us. We can raise our hand and now watch the dolphin walks backwards on his tail. All for a little fish. I'm like you are you're holding them hostage. Okay. And then now you're now you're the one screaming. It's like going to visit a prison and just screaming at all the prisoners. Like you're terrified. You're in their home. Yeah, exactly. Although I feel like maybe one of the dolphins is just like honestly, I know that we're captive, but I just love entertaining. Yeah. It's like the kid coming out to entertain parents, friends at a dinner party. Yeah, it's like you open the cage door and he wouldn't even leave.

It'd be like, showtime's at eight. What are you talking about? But I like that they're screaming and they're like, oh my God, these dolphins, they could kill me. They're so big. They could eat me. And then the dolphin opens its mouth to smile and their teeth are like this big. They're like teeny tiny little teeth. The dolphins just got this huge smile.

Those dolphins were fucking cute, man. I want to hug it all. It was so cute. I love a dolphin. So now the dolphin girls are heading back. and not to be confused with the girl you went to school with. Plus her heart. She's probably listening to this somewhere just being like,

God, well, happy fucking anniversary to you. Bitch. She'll never know who she is. Oh, she knows. She does no idea. I don't think you walk through life with a dolphin face and don't know that you have a dog. At some point, somebody's been like, you look like a fucking dolphin. People are monsters.

Is that the worst thing to look like, though, by the way? If you're a dolphin, it's not. I mean, if you're a dolphin, it's so cute. But if you're not a dolphin, it's a pretty bad thing to look like. He wants to be told they look like a dolphin. What animal do people want to be compared to? I guess no one wants to be compared to any animal. But people say I actually often walk like a penguin.

And I've accepted that. Really? Yeah. I've never seen that. I'll watch next time you want. Because my hand sticks out to the right. I don't know why. When I walk, I sort of like waddle in a weird way.

I sort of teeter totter. and my hand sticks out. And so I look like a little penguin. And that's just my lot in life. I have penguin characteristics. This other girl has often characteristics. I don't think I've been compared to an animal. Well, my sister one time when the movie Beethoven came out about the dog,

my sister said I looked like Beethoven. No. No, you're not giving Beethoven energy. I don't think so. I don't know. I think it was accessible. I don't know. It was like a cute dog.

I accepted it. That's a slop of that girl. She's out of my will. But anyway, that's neither here nor they're Dolphin girl. So Contessa's like, oh, I wonder what everyone else is doing. They're probably just relaxing. And like, yeah, maybe they had fun too.

And so now they're talking about how they're going to take some hob baths and just watch the good parts. No, no. Contessa is saying she's going to do that. Contessa's like, we don't really need to take showers, right? Just to do a hobath. And they're like, we need showers. We were just in water with dolphins.

We are showering. You're in dolphin Dolfan pea water Okay, there will be a shower Contessa So now Toy is like I think they had more fun

than us And so Heavenly comes in And she's like Hey, Hey everybody And then I'm like She sees me

And she goes Oh my god I was like I'm gonna see Brit Lord Bedlord Medlord Meem

She does her like Really nice voice For the new girls Someone goes Well I see y'all brought that trash back. And he goes, well, are you going to be okay with the trash?

Because Condessa, your friend is here and it's not okay. And Contessa's like, who's my friend? She's the one in the orange. Oh, you mean? Yes, how can't you try to see? We're trying to be shady. You got it like the fun of being shady is you have to understand the shady reference, okay? Someone's like, she passed by me without even saying hello.

This is not going to go well. Why do you care about her saying hello? You hate her right now. Yeah. The producer asks Toya if she anticipates a shitstorm. Oh, yeah, there's absolutely a shitstorm approaching, because let me tell you something. Something was undercooked at lunch.

But also, I think there's going to be fighting with the girls. And let me just tell you about this shit storm. Okay, let me go up to the green screen, and I'm going to do a weather lady thing. So she gets up in front of, like, a map. And it's like, here comes Hurricane Heavenly is category four right now. And we're anticipating Hurricane Heavenly, going to category five, once in its landfall.

And we are classing everyone to shelter in the, place for the incoming disaster. It's going to be a shit storm. I like that, Toria, even in front of a green screen, really not having to do anything, still looks like she would have no idea how to do the weather. She's like, and then there, there's a storm, and then there, there's heavenly, and then there, I don't know. What am I pointing at? Am I supposed to point here? Am I supposed to point there? What am I supposed to do? Just put your arm up, Toria. Okay, there's a shit storm. I don't know. Could we get Eugene in here to do this spot?

It was a pretty cute episode, but I will tell you this. When Heavenly said she's not going to go on that trip, I audibly gasped and cried. I started crying. And then when she wasn't on the trip and they started playing that like, truth or dare, oh my God, how do you get blow jobs? I was like, fuck this show. The show needs Heavenly. I think they just proved to us how much the show needs Heavenly because it came to back,

it came back to life the second she came back on. I was like, oh, thank God. The show is saved. You and the Dolphins. whenever they any of these shows whenever it's a let's play a game and it's like okay this is my cue to get a snack from the kitchen because when I get back in 10 minutes you'll still be playing the game yeah um I I love heavenly I felt the same way when quad wasn't on the show I was like oh no yeah no no no no no I'm not we need them all on this one I've been on an I've been on up and down

with quad I quad was like my all time favorite for a while and then at a certain point she started to annoy me because I felt like, I think it was during like the sister circle times. It just seemed like she, her heart wasn't in it and she was just sort of like doing like she'd show up late or she just felt like she also had like a lot of stuff off camera that like was the focus, especially the whole Moriah fight. It was this giant fight that went on for three years about something that happened at SDK off camera. And that was like very frustrating for me.

But I was foolish to ever sort of become anti-quod because the truth is a quad is a legend. Yeah, but quad did go work. right up to that edge where she got to she got too wrapped up in herself for something. Yeah. And it started not working for the show. And then it became miserable. And then when she came back, she changed. She changed it.

I think she's, you know, she like, I think the energy around her was like fantastic. She did. Yeah. She realized like, and that happens with with, with Bravo stars. I was going to say housewives. This is not a housewife show. But it happens where sometimes the success, you know, they start to feel like they are bigger than the show. and they go and then they they lose side of it.

And, you know, I will always stand that that's, that is something that happened to Nini. Nini is Queen of Bravo, one of the all-time best, if not the best housewife there ever was. But she lost, I think she lost her way. And I'm actually really happy that I feel like she's going to, she's going to come back to us, you know, because now everyone's, everyone these days is like,

oh my God, Nini was the best, how could Bravo ever get rid of her? Like, you have to remember those late Nini seasons were not great. But they were, um, But, you know, then we see what the show's like without NeNe and it's like, oh, no, no, no, we need NeNe. You know, there's just some things. You can't make a chocolate chip cookie without the chips. You need them. That's the important part of it.

It's in the title. You need it. And I think that's your flour. These are essential ingredients of these shows, man. Absolutely. I need my quad. I need my Simone. I need my Toya, my Jackie.

I think they're all really important to this. They are really, they are really good. And I like the newbies, quite frankly. I actually really like Brandi, even though she's done very little. There's like an energy about her that I just really enjoy. I think they're okay. I mean, they're so much younger and different. It's like a different, it's like two different shows going on at once.

You know, like when they're having their fight about the energy in the room. And like I see, like, I like them because I think that they're making an effort. And I like them for the most part, but they're nowhere near the quality of the OGs. I mean, even in the first season, when you first saw. I mean, it was so, it was so crazy right from the get-go with Mariah even, which by the way, Mariah is not one of the required ingredients. But Mariah was good in her time, you know, she had her good to carry. I always enjoyed Carrie because she was always like, this is absolutely crazy. I think she's going to be on Watcher Happens Live soon. Did I see that somewhere?

But these new girls are, they're fine and they're not, they seem nice and I like them. They seem like nice people, but they're nowhere near the kind of star quality. that the rest of the cast had from the guy. That's true. That's very true. They're not, they don't have that star quality, but like,

yeah, this show has had some odd casting choices. Like, I never understood why Lisa Marie Cloud was ever on the show. Like, that's just not someone who's compelling on TV. Even when she went. She had some good years too.

I mean, I mean, or there were some good years with her on it. I was going to say, I mean, she definitely turned it up. Like, in the beginning,

she just was like, hi, I'm Lisa Marie Cloud. And then she, she just, like, she went nuts. But still,

She'd never compared to the original cast either. I agree with that. But, I mean, Heavenly was a great find. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. You know, just keep looking and keep shopping. That's why you just keep shopping, you know? Yeah.

I'm sad that they didn't bring Buffy back. I thought she was one of the great additions to the show. Yeah, I didn't love Buffy so much. I wasn't too, I liked, she was fine when she was on, but I wasn't sad when she was axed. Yeah. Well, anywho, that was a fun little assessment. of reminiscing. Yeah. Well, it's fun. It's been on 12 years. That's crazy. And it's an anniversary. We've covered every episode of this show. That's nuts. You know, this is one of the ones that we've actually covered. Well, I mean, no, we haven't because we've taken seasons where we haven't. But we've watched it's one of it's been around as long as us, you know. It's not one like Orange County or New York that's had a history before we even got there. So I don't know. I always feel more protective of them. And so much of the main cast is still there. Really the only ones that aren't there are just Carrie and Mariah. And it's not. And it.

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