Watch What Crappens - #3187 Below Deck Med S10E18 Part Two: The Long Kizz Goodnight

Episode Date: January 27, 2026

This is part 2 of 2Below Deck Mediterranean sputters to a close as nearly every person on the boat finds someone to kiss.  Except the chef, of course. Plus, the mawb wives leave and a baby arrives. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to watch what happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.

So now everybody starts waking up, and Joe and Nathan are next to each other on the dock, and they're not speaking. And Joe's like, well, this is it. So where are we? Where are we in our friendship there? and Nathan's like And Joe tells us He's put so much effort

Into being there for Nathan But Nathan Really never kissed him back as much And so I don't want difficulty with Victoria To ruin a relationship with Nathan And Nathan's view Is you know When you're friends with someone

They're bad decisions Or something that you're willing to look by But I don't like it And it fucking tests me patience And I don't want to be associated with that Even though it's really acting the same way Was Joe really there for Nathan? Did we see that?

Did we see Joe abandoning his post midseason and then Nathan getting yelled at by Captain Sandy for not having someone on the dock, whatever, just the dry dock, whatever? Did we see that when Nathan was so excited for Gail to come back that Joe was already trying to undermine it and even just as recently as last week when Nathan said that Gail was going to Minorca

that Joe was like, oh, she's probably going to cheat. She's probably going to cheat. So has Joe really been there for Nathan? I'm not really sure about that. Yeah. And then on the other hand, Nathan was fine with Joe when he was like acting like a fuck boy like Joe. But now that he has to clean it up for a girlfriend, he's like, I won't stand for this. So Joe and Nathan, not good.

It's not going well. But they dock and it goes, okay. Except that Nathan is like, Max, don't hang the line. Don't let the line hang over the deck like that. And he's like, yes, you're a male. But he does anyway. And now people in the dock are speaking and Max starts imitating their language. And Nathan's like, stop screwing around.

You got to stop that. And then Max messes up the line because he doesn't wait for V to throw her line first. Yeah, he like goes over to that side. And Nathan's like, what are you doing, Max? For some reason, Max decided to go over to V side and lines are getting tangled. And I'm honestly dumbfounded. I'm so dumbfounded. I've got to lean forward in my chair again.

Because everything we've had have overcome this season is really the way like is this how we have to go out? Really? Fuck me. Oh. Like you should ride this guy four charters ago. Truly. Yeah. So they finished the final docking and Sandy's like, wow, good job.

Beebe's coming. Okay. Crew, crew, Sandy, Sandy. Beebe's on her way. Baby's on her way. So Nathan now goes to confront Max. And he's like, I don't know what you didn't understand. understand about the crossover lines. He's like, oh, I try, bro. I just want to do it.

I don't know why you're so mad at me. Did you just throw a chicken nugget at my face? Well, you think it's a funny way to do. So I do too, do you too. I talk to you, you talk to chicken nugget. So Nathan goes, listen, we don't do things your way, Max. We do it my way. I generally don't want to hear anything else. Yeah, well, I do this mistake. Like, you know, I don't care that is Nathan angry with me because this is the last day, last talking, and I wanted to

be last fight. Nathan's like, oh, God, it's a whole, that's a shot. So now the guests pack up to go, to leave,

and the Joe is in the galley with Kizzy, and they're just flirting and being awful. And Nathan's just still in his room. He's muttering. He's angry at Joe.

He's angry at Max. Just angry at everything right now. Yeah. So now it's time for the guest to leave. Like, we don't want to leave. We don't want to leave. But they have to.

And she's like, I got a big envelope of cash. All right. And that's for your protection. You don't protect me. You don't get the fucking cash. That's how we roll. All right, everybody. Elvis has left the motherfucking building.

Probably because you guys came in. He was like, I'm out of here. I know. By the way, we didn't leave you guys cash. We left you sauce and joy. So everyone's happy. All right, everyone. Final tip meeting.

Wow. final charter of the season. I got to tell you, I've got the blues. That's why I've been listening to a lot of BB King. Oh, God, BB's coming today. Can't wait. All right, guys, for the final tip of the season. If you find a BB, pick her up and never let her go.

By the way, guys, just want to let you know that we have a special guest here. Her name is Lilith. Please welcome. BB Newark. Oh, God, BB's here. Josh, okay, I'm going to give speeches to people. Josh, gosh, watching you create your dishes, not on plates, ironically, the flavors that you did for the clients, I mean, you really crushed it. You really crushed it, especially when you learn to put things on those little round things we call plates.

Good for you, Josh. Nailed it. Aisha, I love working with you. You're like a bright beacon, a bright and actually fairly loud beacon, but a beacon nonetheless. Kizzy and Kathy, a pleasure. Kathy, I love that you're British. Kizzy, you're someone that's on this boat, so that's nice. I love what you doing. Love your footwear.

Very sexy, very, very chic look in my community. Joe, I love that you became lead deckhand. I love that you perfectly imitate the embarrassed emoji face. Wow, you just really nailed it. Smile. Love that for you. You know, at first I thought you're just eyebrows, teeth. And now, so V, the way that you tackle those fenders, wow, they're twice your size. That's great.

And Max, the way you came through from the previous charter season was incredible. I mean, you did everything wrong. You fucked up every day. You didn't listen to instructions. One time, I don't think. But God bless you, you're fun. I don't really know what you're talking about. But I love Beebe, and that's the point. So, Nathan, your beginning wasn't easy as Bosen. But look, you started as a bad bosun with bad hair and now you're ending as a decent bosun you still got bad hair but God, have I spoken enough?

Is there anyone else? Oh, I want to thank the homely guys who actually do the work on the boat. Get out here, Fred Flynnstone, Barney Flynnstone and the guy from King of Queens. It's weird that we had a non-Hanna-Barbera representation here but that's just the way it goes, you know? Nathan Lick, don't feel bad about your hair. I think it's actually lovely.

When I see it, it's like, oh my God, it's a bagel. where I love bun cakes. It reminds me of nice things. So it's like a bun cake made out of hair, which nobody wants to eat. You should probably cut that. They're so thick, those bun cakes. Spends so much time eating the cake, you barely get any frosting. If you really think about it, why do we make them?

Just that we cook faster, why? So guys, one more thing. I'm not going to have dinner with you. So that's why you got all these speeches right now. Instead of me squinting at you awkwardly while you tried to eat a steak. So I'm going to dinner with BB. Baby's coming to town, guys. Wow.

Okay, the tip is crazy low, $16,000, but I think it may not be as high as some other tips this season, but in return, you get to live. So we love that. Okay, everyone. The tip was $16,000. That's embarrassing. It was not 16. That is terrible. Oh, my God.

Is that worse? That is terrible and not surprising. I think that's the lowest, no? Is that the worst than the porn stars on Blowdeck? I think so. Or were they 14? Remember, the porn stars were there for five days, which is even more terrible. Oh, my God.

Yeah, this is bad. So now they have to turn over the boat one last time. And Kathy and Max go cuddle with each other. And he's like, oh, my God, I'm so Swiss. And she was stopping in your own brain. And he goes, oh, I know, I know, I know, I know, me, my brain. And she's like, just have one. You can't be inside of something that doesn't exist.

Stop spending time in that scramble. Come to me, Max. Come to me. He's like, oh, you can't be good everywhere. She is right. She is right. And she's like, he says, you're so good for me. And she's like, just don't get in your head with us as well.

Kathy, you need to get in your head about this. What are you doing? What are you doing? You're too good for this man. I know I say it to every woman on this show eventually, but come on, man. Yeah, seriously. I mean, I think, Kathy, you should just like be with literally anything or anyone else. Honestly, date the fender.

I don't care, but not Max. So now they do their jobs and everything. And Nathan and Asia hug. And she's like, how's it going with Joe? And he's like, well, him and Kizzy, fuck, stupidness, man. Honestly, I'm just thinking about Gail, how much I love her, how I can't wait to ghost her for seven days in a row, you know? Oh, no. I can't be with anyone else.

I don't have an emotional connection with anyone. I mean, the last person I kissed, it just felt like a soul-sucking, awful, terrible, miserable experience. That was Kizzy, though. Right. Did I start? What point? That's my point. So now we go to Kissy and Kathy.

And Kathy's like, are you going to kiss Joe? And she's like, oh my God, there's just so much tension between us. And what I'm going to know. And Kathy says, yeah, do you know what's a better feeling? And she goes, dick. And she says, I really want to kiss Joe. I mean, there's no point in denying it. I broke up with the guy that I was seeing that I didn't leave here with any unanswered questions.

And on my deathbed, I want to think, oh, probably shouldn't have done that, you know, rather than, oh my God, I wish I did this. I wish I did this. That's what I want to think. That's why I don't want to think. I'm wondering what sort of answer Kathy was looking for from Kizzy. When Kizzy was saying there's so much tension between us.

And Kathy's like, do you know, it's a better feeling? And Kizzy goes dick. I feel like Kathy was like, I was going to say no, and we're going home. and there's new episodes of the Murdoch mystery is on the remarks, but that's okay. So now Nathan is talking to Josh and still talking about Gail. Like, I do not care about this story. Why does the storyline annoy me to this point?

I just want Gail to escape. It bugs me every time. It's like, oh, I hope Gail comes out tonight, fucking nervous. You ghosted her. So everyone's now finishing up their stuff, and Sandy gets a text from, Peabee. She's like, hey, baby. Your wife is pulling up outside, baby.

Oh my gosh, she's here. Okay. Oh, so she goes outside and they hug. And it's nice. She's just being recently married. It's hard to be away from your person and we're gone for a long time. And I want to share a little bit of my Europe with Leah, you know, places that she hasn't been that I've lived for so long. I want to show her the magic of Barcelona.

But also, I want to introduce her to the guy who looks like he's from King of Queens because she sort of looks like Leah Remini. And I was thinking, I don't know, maybe we could do some sort of skit. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. So they go wake up, Aisha, who's in, well, she's not awake. I mean, she is awake, but she's in bed. I guess half naked because she's like, I can't get out of bed. I'm not wearing any pants.

So I'll just say hello from up here. Hello, Leah Reminiwig. Hello. So they say hi, and then Nathan gets a text from Gail. I feel like, why is Gail feeling like a winter storm? It's like, okay, this just in, the winter storm. We are starting to get our first flurries. The first flurries are arriving.

The storm is arriving in the metro area. It's like every five seconds, it's a metro update on Gail approaching the, this Gail's going to be coming out tonight. Oh my God, Gail's still coming out tonight. Can't wait for Gail. She just texted. She was getting ready to come out tonight. So Nathan's like, oh my God, it's here.

She's here. I'm a God, what do I'm so nervous? I'm so nervous. And Captain Sandy tells Leah, you look beautiful baby. She goes, you look beautiful, baby. She's like, oh, my God. You're such a little parrot. Why did you say that back, you little baby?

And Leah's like, squawk baby, squawk, baby. God, just go. Just look for Christ's sake. I don't need to see people in love either. Yeah. I don't want you in love. I don't want you out of love. You really can't win with me.

At this point, I'm like, just get rid of all of them. Hey, BB tonight, how about I show you Barcelona and I put together a little dinner with limited seating so that way one person from real house is in Miami can't join us. Okay, let's do it. So then Gail arrives. And of course, she's good, good, gorgeous, because it's Gail. And he's like, oh, gosh. It looks right.

You look at all. So Gail is like, See anything last week? By the way, it's so funny that when she talks to us, they put her in the bravado uniform. And she was like, she's subbed in for one day. And now she has to speak to us in the stupid red polo.

Also, also she's dressed great and looks beautiful. And he's wearing like shorts and a black t-shirt. He's like, you look beautiful. And she goes, yeah, what an outfit you're in? See, Nathan, last week? I wouldn't have expected to go as well as it did. I thought I'd close that and bricked it up.

But actually, something seems different about him. And just trying to figure out whether I take that risk again or I don't. I can't get the feeling that he's about to cut his hair, change it, make it look a little bit different. I want to be there for him. So Aisha freaks out when she sees Gail. I don't need to make the noise, but I'm sure we can all imagine it. It's loud.

And Kizzy comes down wearing one high heel because she's got her. boot. And they're like, oh my God, look at you wearing just one high heel in a boot. That's something. It's like, yeah. Hopefully I'll get kissed in honor. And so now we get in the vans to go to dinner. And Kathy's like, Max is adamant that's not his sleeping in the master. And V's like, yeah, well, gal and Nathan might fight you for that. Who's going to fucking the master? Who's going to do it? So everyone's cheering. Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner. And Nathan is such a gent. He's that scales, spit up her gum in his hand, which is so lovely.

And then Joe's like, so, Nathan Gallagher, what you're doing straight after this? I fly to Liverpool. See me, mom. You can come with if you want. I know some good real estate if you want to get into on that. And Nathan's like, nah, I want to fly out to Australia. Oh, Gale Gasp. Gale Gasp. And he's like, oh, bro, you're leaving me for a woman.

Oh, wow. And he just throws his hands. And I like that Joe just got kind of dumped at the dinner table. And he's like, no, I'm choosing my woman over me mate, man. And so it's just like, wow, you guys really did change, didn't you? Look at that. Nathan says, well, if you don't change in a year, it's pretty concerning. Isn't it, Joe?

Isn't it? And Joe's like, I know things have been a little weird with me and Nathan, but we've been through a very tough charger season. Maybe have a laugh and a joke with the crew instead of playing with Gail. She's such a fucking bitch. Am I right, everyone? High five. Anyone?

Anyone? But whatever. I wasn't expecting a shift like this to happen ever between me and Nathan. I'm like, yep, because he likes her. You talked shit about her. So he's like, bye. I'm going with Gail. Yeah.

So now they order a straw for Gail. And Gail's like, Nathan gets that straw for her. And Gail's like, how did you become this considerate consider it nice. I mean, the Nathan I never would have thought to order me a straw. Wow.

That's what being on yachts too much does. It lowers your expectations so much that you're like, you know what? This man ordered me a straw. I'm having his baby. It's not the last straw. It's the first straw.

So then everyone's like happy and everything. And so then Joe switches seats. Now he's sitting next to Kizzy, who's sitting next to V. And then, of course, they're being loud and flirtatious so V can hear it. And Kizzy's like, we could put our, you know,

this blanket across our laps and then we could touch each other on the genitals jokes. Jokes! Jokes! Right, Vee, wasn't that a hilarious joke about me touching Joe's genitals? Ha, ha, ha, ha. It's like, oh my God, it's like they're trying to embarrass me in front of everybody.

It's just not cool. Well, why couldn't you break up with your boyfriend a little bit earlier, Kizzy? then I wouldn't have wasted so much time with V over there. That is such an obnoxious thing to say right in front of V. Like that is so rude. V's like, I can hear everything you're saying. And Josh is like, I can see what might affect you.

And V is like, did someone just speak? I don't know who, I don't know who said that. Yeah. So Max came from the table. Max is talking to Kathy now. And he's like, I'm evaluated. We are different. I think it is perfect.

It is way more fucking important. And she's like, well, you said you wanted to see me after this, didn't you? And he's like, yes, yes, I want. I want. And she goes, me too. Oh, and then they kiss. You guys, romance is alive. Romance is alive.

So Joe and Kizzi have a blanket on their laps and they're doing things under that blanket. And now it's time to go to the club, which means we get some more Asia dancing, which means she sort of stands. in place and sway is left and right with her hands out. Almost like she's doing some weird stationary game of volleyball or dodgeball or something. With their chung. Yeah. Um,

Gail and Nathan dance together. Talk about how they missed each other. And then we cut to Kizzy who's licking something off of Joe's eyelid and, um, V sees it. And Nathan checks on her. And, uh, Joe's like, oh, God,

I want to kiss you just so fucking bad for six. weeks and I can't, I can't do it. Ah, and she laughs. And then we go to Joe and Kizzy next to Aisha and she was like, oh, remember when I said, just be a little bit conscious in front of V, Joe, you remember that? And he's like, but we were just talking. Cut to her licking something off of his eyelid. I know.

It's banter, but you imagine me for having banter. Not allowed to have banter anymore. And Aisha's just shocked just how brazen they are and she's disappointed. And Kizzy's like, it's just us having fun. If we were like snogging, I'd understand. So Nathan then goes over to Max to have one of these bullshit conversations that people have at the end of the season where they hate each other. But they'll be like, God, you're a lot of work. You're a lot of work.

But I love you. I love you. And they hug, but they still hate each other. That's basically the whole thing of it. Yeah, Nathan's in a good mood. So he's like, you make me crazy. But I still love your mate. I'd love to work with you again.

Don't do it. Do not have him back. Please. No. And then, yeah, he's like, I can't stand the guy. Now people are going back to their vans. Gail and Nathan are whispering and he's like, I love you. You own me.

She's like, you get one chance. And then one more after that. And then three more after that. And then back down to one. And then we renew and go back the beginning to one chance. I'll take it. So now Max and Kathy are making out in the van. And Joey Kizier in the back making.

making out and Josh is just sitting there like oh my god I can't even get laid after I plated things I mean did people not see the struggle I went through the last charter Kathy's like by the way everyone what happens in the taxi stays in the taxi okay Also by way I feel like we didn't mention how crazy everyone looked at this dinner This was supposed to be their like it is their last dinner and I don't know if they were trying to go for certain looks but they all like every single one of them dressed crazy for this I was like, what is happening here with this style? Like really formal.

Just, but like strange. Like strangely off-kilter formal. I was like, they look bunkers as a group. Well, the important thing is that Joe and Kizzy finally got their makeup session on camera, officially on camera. And so now. Kizzy, everyone's getting out of the vans. They have their makeup session.

And Kizzy tells us, well, she's telling Josh, okay, I did kiss Joe and. the car and now that I've done it I'm like I don't need to do it again see I sewed all this destruction just so I could kiss him once but keep my options open for Tommy after the season now I'm done so and you know what thank God I felt I actually laughed at this and was like yes this was the first cheer that kizzy got from me all season I love that she did this I love that she was like all right I made out with him I'm done with him now and then drops him and goes to bed And she's like, yeah, you know what I figured out. Maybe I'm in love with Tommy, you know?

I mean, I did what I wanted to do. I made out with every person on the boat. And then she starts ticking off the men and the women. And she's made out with everybody. We see her like, you know, banging the king of queens up against the side of the galley. And then she's like, I'm done. So I'm done with them. I'm going back to Tommy now.

I've kissed every single person. I've kissed V. I've kissed Asia. I've kissed Nathan. I've kissed Kathy. because she kisses Kathy in the van also. I've kissed Joe. I kissed those two people who got fired.

I wasn't supposed to say this. I kiss Sandy. I kissed Little Bear. I kissed the coffee machine. I don't think there's really anyone left on the boat. I kiss the guy on the dock that we throw the ropes to. Don't know his name, but he was a good kiss. I think that's everyone.

I think that's everyone. I'm just pretty much kissed every single person on this boat. Bloop. Hey, it's me, Norma. Just standing on the deck waiting for my kiss. All right, well, not everyone. Not everyone. But I did it. I'm going back to Tommy. Oh, does this mean I love him? And so now she goes to bed. Josh is like, I couldn't help but overhear your list.

Is there, are you a true, do you, I feel like you should be a completionist about this task. No, feel good about it. I feel like I've really covered all the ground I needed to cover. So Tommy it is. So now she goes to bed And she goes to bed ugly Like You know like when you're sleeping cute And you're like

Me me me me And then there's days where you just sleep ugly We're like Ugh Like arms above your head Just like Just like you fainted in the middle of something Like with some ice cream coming out of your mouth

Just like And she sleeps like that And then Joe's like Oh I'm gonna finally get laid Oh it's amazing I found it got where I want her. And he opens her door and she's like,

he's like, God damn it. So, ha, ha, after all that, you look like a douchebag and you didn't even get laid. Loser. Yeah. So then we have everyone else is going into the primaries and Nathan's whispering with Kim. Excuse me, I'm not getting choked up. I'm just burping. But it sounded like I was being overwhelmed with emotion.

And I can assure you, I was not. I'm terrified of what was like, oh God, let me just let me just hide out of my further and then just I just am scared Overcome your fears and I promise I'll make you happy except for seven days every year

when I shall disappear but then I'll come back I promise because I'm a sister You want to be with me? He's like forever Forever And now Max and Kathy are whispering to each other He's like I fucking like you and then we get the close-up of both the doors while everybody's fucking.

And now we cut to Joe eating noodles in bed alone. So, you know, Kizzi gave us a lot of frustration, but at least she gave us a nice, solid ending. So good for her. Yeah, I'll give her maybe a good for her. I'll give her a good for her for frustrating Joe, but I'll say bad for her because she heard, she hurt V in the process, which I did not think was cool.

So then, of course. I'm just saying, you know, the last move. Take our wins. I'll take it. Take our wins where we can get them. Take our victory is where you can get them. Yeah. So now Josh is singing with his guitar and in clown makeup.

So he's just doing every hateable thing about him at the same time. Yeah. And we forgot to mention that when Captain Sandy said that he did a good job, Little Dominic, his cartoon alter ego disappeared into the ether. So he's singing and about how they've grown and it's awful and we're ready for him to go. And he does, which is great. We don't have to hopefully ever see him again. And then everyone else is saying goodbye.

Kathy's like, I don't want the season to end. I mean, going home is incredibly daunting. But meeting Max and having this connection, it's been amazing. And I can't wait to see where this goes. Hold on. I just got a vision of the future, which is me arriving at my mother's taxi company and everyone pointing and laughing at me and saying, Oh, Kathy, you're so stupid. Why?

Why? Oh, Wisconsin. She is my anchor to settle down. Oh, this crazy madness things I did on the Blavado. Oh. Commercials. Here comes one right now. I know that Max English is not his first language.

But I feel like people don't like to be. Like, it's one thing to anchor someone, but you don't want to be the anchor. Right? It's like, oh, she's just a ball and chain that gives me grounded. You're my anchor. I think people say you're my anchor, right? A little anchor for me to just settle down. I guess.

I don't know. Oh, she's bonnacle. Oh, I love Cassie. So they leave together. They leave together. And I wave and cry and just yell, do better. Do better. And V sees Joe.

And she's like, you good? And he's like, oh, I'm here to help you. She's like, okay, because they're cleaning up the mess. And he's like, how was your night? She said, yeah, it was really fun. It's really fun watching you like dry hump fucking Kizzy all night. It was great. Thanks for asking.

I remember I was climbing the side of the boat last night. She's like, yeah, I remember you were all over Kizzy and you were all over the boat too. But I know the only thing that fucked you back was a fender. Yeah, that's true. And I wouldn't say all over Kizzy, but we're having a good time. And he's like, shrugging like, what the fuck? Like, why are you so mad right now? She's like, literally, I don't care.

It's like, well, I know. No, I want you to go out. Let's talk about it. Come on. Speak it to us. She's like, no. And she basically is like, I'm not in the wrong at all. And I've been, you know, it's been in my face for two charters.

And they fuck me over. And I just have to stay on my ground. Yeah. So it's like, what do you want me to do? And she goes, yeah, I don't care. He goes, then why'd you bring it up? She's like, it's just a reminder that you can't hold your word for shit. And he says, well, I did say at first, I won't do nothing, but then I went back and forth.

And, you know, I need to have fun at the end of the day. And I don't tell anything to anyone. She's like, yeah, yeah, that just tells me more about you as a person. Oh, forgive a man for having a bit of fun, you know. And she's like, yeah, but a real, real man keep their word. And obviously, you're just a little boy. Yeah. Yeah, if you didn't want to keep your word, you shouldn't have made your word.

No one forced you to. No one forced you to say, I'm not going to hook up with that girl. You could have just said, I'm sorry, I didn't work out with us. I wish you the best. I moved it along. But you didn't. You lied. So she's like, yeah, you're predictable.

Classic fuck boy behavior. And he's like, oh, well, everyone calls me a fuck boy. And I don't believe it. I'm a fuck man. No. Congrats. Like, if everyone's telling you that you're a fuck boy, maybe it's time to accept the fact that you're a fuck boy. But he does the whole thing of like, you know, I'm not perfect.

I'm a work in progress. Yeah. Well, he came on as Joe Bradley 2.0. So, of course, it ends like this. I'm not perfect. I'm so sorry for not being perfect. So she's like, whatever, just let it go. So she goes upstairs, and then Kizzy goes into Joe's cabin.

And he's like, I don't think V's happy. And she's like, do you really care? He's like, no, not anymore because it's done. It's all done. You know what I mean? She's like, no, no, thanks. No, thanks. Bye.

Yeah, no, thanks. So, V, thanks, Captain Sandy. Oh, thanks. You know, keep bringing your awesome self because you are incredible. Get up here. Time for a hug. Have this hug and then take a nap later because you're just going to have it all today. Okay, hug, hug, hug.

So she feels great because she came in green and, you know, she worked her way to deckhand. And she came to this boat as a lowercase V, but she's leaving as a capital V. I managed to avoid a VD from Joe Bradley, which is very impressive. So then speaking of Joe, it's time for him to leave. So, well, Kizzy leaves first. She's like, bye. And she goes. And then now, Joe goes to say goodbye to Nathan.

And he's like, goodbye, Nathan. And he's like, yeah, see you later. And Joe's like, oh, the feelings that don't take away from the boat are so different from last season. Because last season they were like hugging and like, our brother for life, all that kind of stuff in this time. Literally it's Nathan just waving and turning back to Gail. And he's like, me and Nathan, it just seems like we want different things out of life.

Right now, my sole focus is my career and self-growth. And I do hope that maybe one day I find a relationship that doesn't feel scary. Oh, scary V. I don't want to be that guy from the past. I'm a good guy. But now I know I'm the one to blame. So here's me, taking the blame. Here's you after just not taking the blame and acting like, just go.

Just go. Take your eyebrows and go, sir. So it's just like, oh, Captain Sandy, how sick am I saying goodbye to you? I can't take it. She's like, oh, don't do it. Don't do it. Say by to Beebe. Beebe, come here.

Beecher just pops behind the chair. I'm still here. Oh, you are still here after all. That's nice. We bloody did it. And now we can be with our loves. So she says that Aisha says that she's now a fully evolved Chief Stu. And she's really mastered her craft.

And now she's going to sit down with Scott and start doing some wedding planning. Because this girl's going to wedding to go to and it's morning. She tells Aisha and she tells Nathan and Gail. She's like, I want you two to come to my wedding, but you can only come as a couple. If you're not a couple, you're not invited. He's like, oh, I guess we'll have to stay together for a while, don't we? She's like, okay, that's okay, I'll do it. Don, as long as there's ice cream.

Ah, so they, they're great. And then Nathan says by to Sandy. And she's like, you're a real asset. You're a real asset. Reference, whatever you need. Just let me know. Okay, just let me know. cut, I'm here for you.

This season felt like I've gone through a fucking tornado, a tsunami. I can't believe we made it this far. And I'm just proud of myself, never give up. That bald spot will go away. I swear it will someday. So then we see Nathan and Gail and the confessional. And Nathan's talking about how they spent time apart, but they've grown as people and they've changed and they need to spend time together to see if they actually enjoy each other's company again.

And then 11 months later, don't, don't, done, done. Guys, let's go to Croatia, shall we? It's Dubrovnik, okay? Brin Dubrovnik. And they're in a little house together. They've got a baby. They've got a baby. It's a baby.

Baby Norma. Little BB Norma. Yeah, she's there. They're there. The baby's there. I don't know if it's he or she. And is Caden, Camas. Cameron Gallagher.

Oh. Yeah, a little baby. We see Nathan's new haircut, which kind of looks like the same as the old haircut. It's just sort of like flatter and rounder. And, um, no, isn't it like kind of a crew cut? Ish, but not quite. I think it looks nice. Yeah, it looks nice, I think.

So, um, they, you know, they have a baby and he's rushing off to get to charter because he's going to do another charter. Um, and that's it. And then it says to be continued next season. Really? So for anyone who's wondering what it's like for Nathan to have a baby in a house while he's on a boat in. He's not in. I know.

We'll finally get to see somebody on below deck actually morph into the storyline of below, morph into the stereotype, which is the guy who left the kid alone. And now he only talks about the kid who he abandoned. I just miss my kid. To be a both fair. I just need to FaceTime my kid. I can't got booze without my kid. All that stuff.

Yeah. So we actually got to see the origin story. So that was nice. And this season is Dunza. It's done. It's done. But don't worry. If you want more below deck,

it resumes next week with Down Under. So the much hyped season of Down Under, which has Daisy and Ben and Jawow and the Real House House of Salt Lake City. So it'll be. the interesting thing to watch. Yes. All right. Well, thanks for a season below deck.

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