Watch What Crappens - #3193 RHOBH S15E07 Part One: Haunting of Shrill House

Episode Date: January 30, 2026

This is part one of a two-part recapKyle visits the tacky new version of her old house on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and finally gets Kim’s side in the whole “YOU STOLE MY GO**AMN HOUSE” fight. Dorit tries to gather Amanda again and now that the ladies have found out that Amanda was once in a cult, and things are looking worse for our nouveau riche manifester. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to watch what croppins. I'm going to make our faces bigger. What do you think of that? I'm Ronnie. That's been over there. Hi, Ben. Hi. Great, guys.

Great. It's another day. Another glorious day. And this one's a good one because it's a Friday. We love a Friday. My God, Ronnie. I know you hate when I do this. Who just died?

Come on, man. It's not a good one. Oh, no, don't do this to me. It just appeared. Oh, it's the worst possible thing for the day, Ronnie. Don't tell me. I don't want to know. Catherine O'Hara.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. Where did that come from? Oh, my God. How did that happen to us? Literally, what happened? How did she pass away? I don't know.

It just broke right now. I just got like a million text messages. is and it's like we're within the same 12 months as Diane Keaton it's just not allowed it's not allowed oh my gosh what a trudge that's terrible I know well let's what well RIP to a great comedic actress yeah seriously day in her honor that is for sure that is for sure sorry I know God way to start the show band geez sorry yeah come to the crappies next week come to the crappies month, everybody. Tickets are on sale. Live voting will begin this week. Okay, that was Beverly Hills. Bye. I'm going to pretend I did not hear that and move along. Welcome to the show, everybody. Today is Beverly Hills Day. Tickets are on sale for the golden crappies on February 27th. We have confirmed our guest list and it's really good. You're going to want to be there. So be there. That's in Hollywood. Get your tickets. Watch

Whatcrapins.com. Also, live streaming tickets will be going on sale this week, February 4th. And that is the same day that voting begins for round one of the golden crappies. You're going to find information about that stuff on watchwhatcrapins.com or our Instagram. We're also changing our Amazon, Amazon Live days. Well, it's the same day. It's Monday, but it's going to be at 1.30 p.m. So it's a nice early day for those of you into doing your home shopping, the daytime. So we're going to be doing it now. So join us for that starting this week.

And we have a special guest on Crappy Hour this week coming up. Miss Crystal Kang Ming Kong from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and her own glorious podcast. We'll be here with us Monday night. So join us for that at 530 Pacific time to talk to her. She's a good one. She's a good ad. And how appropriate to announce that today when Crystal herself had her triumphant return to Beverly Hills last night

in the form of a flashback and a comeback, but still. And Kyle talking shit about her. But you know, she was... But the butt of a but of derision. But still. So we'll get her right when she's fired up to talk shit about Kyle Richards,

which is my favorite pastime. So we are so excited to talk to her. So join us for that. Today is Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, also the Valley Persian style, also the traders. It's crazy day over here in our world. So let's get to you. There's so much to talk about. There's so much to talk about

about all these shows. Well, less about the valid Persian style. But I have to tell you. Yes. Before we even start talking about these shows. So my friend has been telling me, there's a show you have to watch. It's so good. And I was like, I don't want to watch it. It doesn't sound good to me. I don't know why it didn't sound good to me. I didn't want to watch it. So I was telling, she said, what have you been watching? I said, well, I was trying to watch that member's only Palm Beach show, but it really does kind of feel disgusting. I started episode three. And I was like, oh, maybe later. You know, maybe I wasn't in the mood.

And she said, what's it about? And I was telling her, it's about this girl. A girl, she's 70. But this woman who's kind of nude to Palm Beach and she wants to, you know, get in with the rich ladies. And she wants to be in Mar-a-Lago, which is like so bizarre to me. But, you know, they're all crazy. I don't get any of it. But it's hilarious.

And she said, that's the exact same plot of the show that I'm watching that I'm telling you, you have to watch. And I'm just not saying the name of the show because I felt so stupid. I wouldn't watch his show. It's Palm Royale. Have you seen that show? It is so fucking funny. I love it. It is made for gay people.

I've never seen it. I heard the first season was not good. I wanted to watch the first season. And everyone was basically like, yeah, it's like everyone wanted to really like it, but they didn't like it. But then everyone said season two is like

what season one should have been all along. That's what I've heard. I keep hearing it. It wasn't that good. I tried it. It wasn't that good. And I was like, I don't want to see Kristen Whig fail because I love Kristen Wig.

And of course, it's a show with all these fabulous actresses. You know, I mean, every actress in it is top tier. And so I didn't want to not like something like that. So I just didn't watch it. But, man, I started watching it. I think I just watched three episodes. What a show. It's so fucking good.

It's like, so those of you who don't want to watch members only Palm Beach because of the politics or whatever, I don't blame you. Watch this one. It's so good. It's the same plot, but with, you know, more talent. talented comedians. So check that. Great. For those of you haven't heard,

it's on its third year. I'm just hearing about it. But, you know, that's how I roll. I don't know if anyone's heard of this. I just heard watching this show. It stars Bonnie Franklin. It's called One Day Out of Time.

And like, honestly, this is it. Telling you. This is it. This is life. The one you got. Go and have a ball by talking about the real housewives of Beverly Hills. And see? Yeah, I wasn't really one day at a time fan.

I'm not going to lie. I thought that show. My cousin, you know, my cousin was a cast member on that show at some point. Believe it or not. It's okay. It's okay. It's distant cousin. I haven't spoken to him since I was like, like, like 1985.

Well, I wouldn't speak to him either because that show sucked. You should tell him at the family. Wait, don't shame him for being on one day at a time. I'm just kidding. Don't shame him. I think he was like he played before Schneider was around. he was, like he was the character. I don't know.

I think I've mentioned him before on the podcast. His name is Richard Masser. And he was in the, he was in the movie licensed to drive. He's been around. He's been around. But like I haven't, I haven't, like literally the last time I saw him was at his mom's funeral in 1986. And I have a distinct memory of this because I remember going the funeral. And this is when Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome was like in theaters.

And we didn't have cable growing up. and went to the Shiva afterwards. And for some reason, MTV was on. And like the music video for We Don't Need Another Hero was on. And I was like, wow. And I just remember Richard Masser and Tina Turner and me all in the same room. We don't need to know my hero. We don't need to find the way.

What a morning song. It's a crazy morning. RIP is mom, Claire. Wow. Okay. All right, let's get to it. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, season 15, episode seven headlines and heartbreak. Also, I want to say about Beverly Hills, for some reason, all day long, you know what I kept on, the quote that was going through my head all day long yesterday was,

who is Adrian Maloof in this world? She's no one. I don't know. I just kept on saying it to myself. We were saying that the other day. We were saying that the other day when we were out together having drinks about somebody. We were talking shit about somebody and we're like, oh, who is so and so in this world? Like even just saying that about Adrian Maloof, who I have no personal beef with, I mean, it just made me feel good.

I was like, who is she? She's no one, you know? Felt great. Just made you feel better today. Who is she? in this world. She's no one. What's Adrian Muloof in this world? Well,

um, we open with kind of that mentality where Rachel comes to Erica's house and tries to pretend it's amazing. She's like, oh my God, this is so beautiful. I've never seen such a good looking broom closet. So does this lead into your house or? This is like great.

Where's the rest? I love it. Thank you for showing me the garage. Wow, so this is where you keep umbrellas? Yeah. Is this like the pre-show experience? Is this like when you go to a restaurant and they like sit with a bar and give you some apps and then they bring you to your table? Are we ready?

Where's the table party of your house? I love it. Like I'm so sorry, but I'm not great at weekend dressing. Like during the day. I can't do the daytime. Fuck the day. Like what's the day even? Today, dead.

I'm dead. I'm like a vampire. I only do night time. Like I can do night. I can do a bathrobe. Like that's what I can do. I can do night and a bathrobe. You wear bathrobes in the day.

That's what you do. You wear a bathrobe over a crop top and some flowy pants or something. Memo to itself, maybe don't hire Rachel Zoe as a stylist. It's like, hey, I've got to go to a function. I've got to go to a luncheon. I die. It's going to be a bathrobe. Sorry, until the night that the sun goes down, I can't dress you.

I can't do weekend. Weekend daytime. No, I don't even know. I die. I literally don't. So Erica's like, yeah, I don't know I do anything. I can do costume and I can do sweats. That's me, relatable Erica.

So Rachel's like, I just love Erica. I love her energy. And I just like gravitate towards people that have like things in them that I don't have. For instance, massive lawsuits about plain crushes. She has a fearlessness about her. Not a lot of talent, but fearlessness. And I just love that she's just like fucking real, you know, with that whole alias that she has. She just keeps it fucking real.

Erica Jane, real. Okay. You know, we're going to go with that. All right. So, Erica, would they go out to the cabana? I just had this redone by someone from television. Now, can we talk about last night? Let's talk about it.

Erica, what? Oh, and she's like, Erica, what the fuck? I did not see that coming. She's like, yeah, I didn't see it coming either. I mean, I wasn't really looking. Where were we? What was last night? I don't care about these bitches.

I was drunk. I was blackout drunk. No, because there was a blackout. Remember? It was a joke. Oh my God. But seriously, I didn't see it coming because the lights were out. Oh my God.

Second chicken around. I'm like dead. I don't know what to wear for a weekend like daytime, but I can make a lot of jokes. I feel terrible. Like, I don't know what Dorita's going to do with like Amanda, but I know what we can do with Amanda, which is like talk some shit about her right now.

And by the way, I really, this is aside of Rachel I'm really enjoying. I'm liking her. It's a mean side. She's basically high school mean girling right now, but it's like a funny side to me because Rachel's just been nice all season. She's like, yeah, oh my God, I die. Look at that kaleidoscope.

It's like shapes. It's like amazing. And now she's like, this fucking bitch, can we talk about her? Can we ice her out of Hollywood now? I'm ready. I'm like, there we go. Thank you.

The signs of life on the show, part two. Last week was, last week I was perk up. And this week I was like, oh, talking shit about people. Let's do it. Yeah. She's showing up to work. It's time for a commercial.

It's time for a crappin's commercial. And Erica's like, yeah, I don't know what she's got. I don't know what Derey's going to do with Amanda. She's like, yeah. I mean, like, what the fuck? That was crazy. Like, oh, my God. And then she's like, oh, my God, it's the anniversary of her son's death.

And I was like literally dark. Like, I went dark. Like, where's the lights? Oh, my God. Am I even wearing a bathrobe right now? I don't even know what I'm wearing? Like, what is this? Like, am I supposed to eat in the dark and think this is romantic and give you $500 a

dinner. Like, what is this? Why is it dark? Turn on the lights. I want to see who I'm dating. What were we talking about? Like, Chef Leo, like, it's so dark. Like, where's your salad? I can't see anything. Like, I went dark. Everything went dark. It was just like blackness. It was like, are people even still here? Am I talking in the dark? Is it like,

the food store tastes better because I couldn't even see it because it was just like so dark. So Erica's like, well, I mean, how could we have known about the other son's death? I mean, Amanda's has given us a lot of information about her business and her accolades, but nothing that's personal. Which is, you know, I mean, Erica has a point, especially because Erica has famously given us so much about her life over the years.

That time we saw a brief flicker of her son, the time we saw the two people who work for her, who are, I guess, her friends and none of her other friends. The time she ate that piece of cake at that restaurant with Tom and then they met like the sheriff of like whatever that they had paid off to help them, you know, like keep fucking people over. Oh, there was the time last week where she cleared a cobweb off a chair. So that was a really like, yeah, she's straight down her car in short shorts. Yeah. Yeah. She knows a thing or two about really revealing the personal side of your self. So Erica's like, can I just say something?

I'm sorry, Rachel. Rachel said that. That's me. I'm saying something. Can I say something? Hey, me. Can I say something? Yeah, me.

You can do it. Okay, great. Does it bother you that when you're in like a very tight space and someone who's being just like loud on like a call. It's like, have you ever been in an elevator? Have you ever been like one of those tiny elevators that like one of the first elevators ever made were just so small? And then like someone gets in and then they're like on the phone and you're like,

but we're in elevators, you know? Have you ever been in a well? Like just like in a well like standing there and you're like, why am I feet wet? Because I'm in a well. And then someone gets on a call and you're like, we're in a well. You know what? Sometimes when I think about Ocean Gate, I'm like, wouldn't have been terrible if like right before that happened.

someone was on the phone. Just awful. Have you ever heard of a person in a coffin making a phone call? That would be so annoying. Like what? Remember? Phone booths? Like, what a terrible concept.

You're just like in a small space with the phone. Awful. Small space making a call. She goes, yeah, it's annoying. It's real fucking annoying. And so we see the car ride in Sedona where Amanda is sitting in between these two. Like, okay.

Yeah. So like, quick books. You understand? It's like QuickBooks. It like does our taxes. And I want you to call QuickBooks right away and tell them that I will not handle this and I will not take a phone call. It's the printer working. The printer better be working. Office, office. Do we have pens in the office? Paper clips. Paper clips, paper clips. I'm rich. It was so insufferable. She's like, I mean, Amanda's awful. Like, she is so awful. Like, I see her and I'm like, you. are the worst, but I am so, so entertained by the other women being so annoyed by her. But it is starting to teeter into that, that place of like, okay, now I'm getting annoyed at her too. But she is, she is like, but I don't know.

She sucks. Yeah, she sucks. She's so, but it is funny because she's the one there. I think the casting was like, okay, everyone does see. I mean, it's kind of like low energy. Beverly Hills has been showing low energy. what we really need to energize these women is someone to hate. So let's get,

if Sutton's going to only drink five drinks a day now, we need to get somebody in here who's just going to be hateable for these women and just let them beat up on somebody for the whole season and enter Amanda. I think they saw Amanda breaking Kyle's floors on Instagram and they were like, hire her. She'll make Kyle crazy. Do it. Absolutely.

So Rachel's like, yeah, she was like, loud as fucking that car. Yeah, it feels before. like, oh, look at me. I have a great business. I'm so successful. We know that. Also coming from Erica. I mean, Erica spent her first.

I mean, everyone forgets what, I don't think everyone forgets, but we forget sometimes what Erica started this show as. Like, I'm rich as fuck. I can do anything I want. I've got private jets. I've got a few tass. Talking about her money nonstop. I mean, she was 20 times as bad as Amanda.

She really was. And her whole thing wasn't manifesting. It was like, yeah, fucking some old man. trimming over his balls. What the fuck do I care? I got a plane. I got a church in my house, bitch. So Erica can stop it with the performative, because please, seriously. She's literally a performer. So Erica's like, oh, well, she wrote a book.

She's successful. That's for her business. Yeah, Godspeed. I like don't love the name, Money Queen, but like that's like not for me to judge, even though I just am basically judging it right now. It's not for me to judge if that's the name of her business. So like women's sporting women, that's like what I do. But like stupid name, stupid name, stupid tax. the brand. Yeah, like sometimes people like perceive me as being over the top. Like, I mean,

look at me. I'm just like nuts, right? Like, I'm totally crazy. You look at me and you see like a high speed chase. I'm like, I'm crazy. Did you hear the part about like the only thing I know how to wear during the day is like a robe? Nuts. So like I'm quiet about my work and my business and my accomplishments and whatever I've achieved in my life. I mean, you're wearing my clothes and you're sitting on my pillows. So what do I need to even say about it? I'm not. I'm, like so quiet about like my business like in fact i don't even like saying the word business like when i say business i go business because it's like i'm so quiet about it which is why everyone got a gift bag with like rachel's old products last week because it was like a quiet gift bag like if you

you probably couldn't even hear them like they don't even make noise when you squish them they're like not like because it's a quiet a quiet business yeah she's like an airline attendant from the 60s this girl and erika just looks at her like the 60s i want i went live in the 60s what the fuck he's talking about it. It takes for a minute to get it. And she goes, yeah, you know what I mean? Like, hi, I'm a pen. I'm a flight attendant. Like, I've got the demeanor of like, okay, like, how should I respond to this? Like, what should my reaction to this be? I'm like trying to meet your needs. Like, do you want pretzels? Do you want peanuts? Do you want coffee? Tea. I'm rich. So then we go to Canyon Creative Studio Interior Design Store. And Kyle enters

You know, like in jeans or something, but they're doing the slow motion where she's like, she's like, uh, yes, someone's going to a furniture store in Beverly Hills. Couches and Couches for girls, couches, couches for girls. Yeah, Kyle is like, she's got these big jeans shorts. They're like puffy and they are, they're long. And so then Amanda comes in and she's wearing this sundress and crimped hair and everything. And she's like, hi. She's like, oh, okay.

So are you looking for anything specific to destroy my home with? No, it's for like Newport, actually. Like actually everything's like done other than the theater. Wait, do you guys want to hear about the theater? No, this is from my Beverly Hills home. Sometimes it's hard to remember with all their homes. Oh my God, let's do a flashback of us looking at the theater, guys. Come on.

Let's go back to that. I'm sorry. Did I mispronounce it? I meant to say theater. So, yeah, we're doing my theater. And so we see them in the theater. And so we see them in their home theater. And she's like, I don't want theater chairs.

I want couches. Like, I want a couch here and then I want a couch there. I don't want chairs, Eddie. I want those, like, lovesack poists in the front. You know, the ones that cost $4,500,000. Put them in the front. That way that no one wants to sit on them. Yeah.

And Eddie's like, yeah, you better listen to her. She's about five minutes away from cutting a bitch. Thanks, Eddie. I really appreciated you standing up for me like that. manifested that. I went on Justin Martindale's podcast. I think it'll come out in a couple weeks, but I recorded it yesterday with him. He's so funny. And he was talking about Eddie. And he really verbalized something that I didn't say because, you know, like a lot of times you get in trouble. He doesn't give a fuck about getting in trouble. I'll tell you that. But sometimes we get in

trouble for saying things like, that guy's probably gay, you know, like you're not supposed to say that. I get that. It's like basic manners. And I don't know that he's gay or not. But he does definitely do things like in that first scene where he's like, I don't think they know you because like in one more second, you're going to cut a bitch or he'll be like, read her for filth, girl, you know. We were dying laughing about that and how she's like, yeah, you know, I'm at my husband in West Hollywood. Like I was crossing Santa Monica Boulevard going from like one gay bar to the other gay bar.

And then the husband I manifested was right there saying read a bitch, girl, you know? So like, we're in love. We got married and I support him. And I pay for everything. That is really funny if you think about it. Oh, my God. So, Kyle's like, so, um, how is everything? Do you want to talk shit about to read?

I will let you do that right now if you'd like it. I am a shell of my former self, like a really wealthy shell. What are you? Those little Russian dolls that keep coming apart and there's another one inside because you were a shell before. How many shells are you? you're just like you know when you make a three-egg omelet and then you sort of like you crack the first egg and you sort of put it down for a moment you crack the second egg and sort of nested in the other one that's what she is she's just a bunch of old omelet shells i actually saw a video on the internets of somebody cracking an egg and then it said once in a lifetime experience and then they cracked the second egg but there was another full egg shell inside with another egg how does that happen what kind of what kind of What kind of steroids are you taking to be double egging it? Like that is crazy.

And they ate the egg. They cooked it. They ate it. Wow. Did they eat it like Rob on the traitors? I'm telling you. Stuffing it in his mouth. We'll get to that.

Isn't that just a sign of being a traitor? The love of hard boiled eggs. It's so bizarre how it happens every season on that show. It's so bizarre. Eggs are the tell. What I was going to say is I once saw a video on YouTube of, people, they were like they cracked, for some reason they like cracked open an egg and there was like two yolks in it. And then they cracked open another one. It was two yolks and they went through like their

entire thing of eggs and each egg had a double yolk in it. And they were like losing their minds. I mean, it was crazy. That stayed with me. That stayed with me for like 10 or 12 years, everyone. We both have egg trauma today. I always think about it. I always think about that. Like can you imagine all those double yolks? Double yokes. It's something. So many. I'm going to watch our former south. We're doing something to our food supply. Okay, guys. Something is happening out there. We need to discuss it.

Something's happening. She's like, yeah, I'm a shell. So, like, Rachel's party took a toll on me. Like, I woke up every 30 minutes all night long with my heart. My heart was like pounding. And that says to me that my body experienced that interaction as a physiological threat. Oh, God. Please stop.

It means that you had too much salts. It means you're on a housewife show. and someone tried to start a fight with you at dinner. Okay, if you're going to be like physiological threat, you're a physiological threat. Just go. I mean, my God, it's like the person our first week at work, they've already had a cold three times and just keep calling in sick. You can't just get mad at me because I have a cold. That's against the rules.

No, I don't want a weak person living here, okay? Survival of the fittest. You are a bad apple. You will no longer be working at Applebee's. Go. This is my favorite version of Kyle Richards. When Kyle is less concerned about protecting her image and more thinking to herself, am I really going to have to shoot a full season with this cuckoo right here?

Kyle is like, she's nodding supportively and like person your lips and her eyes are bulging like, are we getting this on camera? Yeah. And Kyle doesn't even like Doreet. So she's ready for this girl to come for Doree. She's just like, oh, God, I have to hang out with this person to get to the means. to my end or whatever. Like, this is the means to my end.

You know, like, oh, God. And Amanda's like, I, like, couldn't sleep. Like, I don't have emotional breakdowns truly ever. But it was like every 15 minutes, heart racing, headache, fever, sweats. My temperature was up. It was, you had the flu. You have the flu. You're not psychological attack.

The only thing that calmed me down was my husband singing is their life after love. I mean, seriously. You know, I'm like a really grounded person. I like to keep my wits about me. So thank you for complimenting me and saying that I stayed cool and calm and collected. Because, yeah. And Kyle goes, yeah, I don't really get upset. So, you know, if I get upset, no, she goes, yeah, I don't stay calm and collected.

Because, like, if I get upset, it's hard for me to keep my wits about me. So, like, I mean, you were very composed. You were very composed. Like, Doreet was acting in a way that felt aggressive. and like there was an attack energy. This is not how classy women behave. I expected remorse from Doreed at the very least. And I heard crickets.

And what people don't know is that like crickets are a very aggressive insect. And I just felt very attacked. And I just would like to draw a boundary against the crickets. Because I could not sleep thinking about those crickets. Yeah. You know, like she'd be. disrespected me and she disrespect, disrespected my son on the

anniversary of his death. Oh, she did not call like your son fat or something. Come on now. She's like taking this too much. She's taking this too far. Now, Doreet was wrong last week when someone says there's as we said last week, if somebody says, you know what, my son died, this is the anniversary of my son's death. Whether or not

you think they're, whether or not you think they're using that as a card, they did use the card. You cannot keep playing once the stopper has been used. It's just tacky. Doreet should and known better. So Doreet was 100% wrong, but Amanda is going to completely use her son's death to get, you know, to make points. And that's disgusting. If anyone's disrespecting your son right now, it's you. Like, this is like verging on gross now. Stop. She is going to. But what's funny is that

later in the episode, Bose is basically like, well, I've got that card too and I've got the husband card as well. So good luck, bitch. Bose became a national. I mean, Bose was already pretty, love it, I think, on this show, especially, you know, here in this house, um, we already love Bose, but this, I mean, I'm getting a Bose poster from my bedroom now because I was like, holy shit, like just to lay it out like that and be like, no, she's using it and that's it. Like, she shouldn't do that. That's, that's disrespectful. Who does that? You know, I was like, yes. Yes. Yes. President. President Bose. I'm excited because I feel like Bose has, um,

knocked on enough this season. And it's not even her fault. I just feel like the show hasn't given her enough, except for the, you know, the IVF storyline. I was, I, uh, I was on LeKendra Tooks's, uh, show, uh, earlier this week. It'll be coming out sometime soon. And we were talking about this. And I was like, I really don't like when Bravo saddles someone, uh, a relatively newbie, like a sophomore, sophomore season person with the IVF storyline, uh, because obviously it's a very relatable storyline. Lots of millions of people to go through this. journey. So I know that's why Bravo puts it in there. But the truth is if we were if we really have to like get down to brass tax of what the IVF storyline is on Bravo, it's usually

watching someone, um, do shots or not do shots, take shots. And then maybe they might cry or maybe they'll self type. But like it wasn't good for Megan King Edmonds. It wasn't good for Candace. It hasn't been very compelling for Bose. Quas doing it right now and it's, she's only getting away with it because usually after she takes a shot she's like why oh king but like it's just i i'm i'm afraid i was like bo's i feel like was such a good had such a good first year she's such a good addition and now like they're sort of putting her in the slot of like trying to have a baby taking my shot and i just am like there's nothing wrong with that i think it's just i don't think it's compelling television you know i don't think anyone on this show how

has the most groundbreaking personal storylines. I mean, Kyle's got her thing with Mo. I guess that's kind of, Vjorie has her divorce. You know, there's kind of that stuff, but I don't think this cast really shines with the group work and the argument. Right.

Because no one really has a story. So I forgive her for that. I think she's been pretty good in all the group scenes and calling everything out. And I think it's exactly what this group needs. It's kind of taking the Garcel role because that's what Garcell did. She would call stuff out. You know, and so now.

But I just feel like I would like her to center her a little bit more. I guess that's more of what it is. I feel like sometimes that people who are the IVF storylines just wind up on the side. And their whole thing is they're in the bathroom giving themselves, administering their own shots. And but meanwhile, we're stuck with endless scenes of Kyle Richards moping around. And I just,

you know, maybe it's the Jimmy Fallon show, you know, like making that and coming up with the ideas to do that or whatever she's doing, you know, like her. Yeah. I'm not saying

that there's nothing going on in Bose's life. I'm just saying I wish the show gave her more to do on her solo scenes. And again, it's not to take away.

I'm not being like, oh, stupid IVF, who cares? Because millions of people go through it, they identify with it, but I just am not sure for me. And maybe,

maybe, you know, I'm speaking to the lens of a guy who doesn't really deal with this stuff. But for me, it's just not terribly compelling. Well, thanks for ruining the Bose just became

a national hero day, Ben. No, I'm saying she is. a national hero and this is and like the show should lean into this what's going on here because holiday canceled all they canceled everybody go back to work she's been on the sidelines for all these episodes and finally she is like has a really good episode today and it's like we should the show should have been trying to find these moments for her all season long is what i'm saying it's actually a very pro bo's moment pros bono um so anyway back to kyle and kyle is like well i do with I wish that once you said that, you know, she would have liked to have said, let's, I wish when Derreet said, you know, we, we can talk about it another day.

I wish you would have said that, that you don't want to talk about this. Because, well, those are words that should just stop anyone in their tracks, right? Like, shouldn't that have happened? And we see. Yes, and that's true. They should have stopped. But still, like. Yes.

And Derit, it is funny watching it back how DeRat is like, I'm so sorry. that you're going through that. And it's a terrible thing. And I will stop talking about it right this instance. But as I do stop in the silence that remains, perhaps you can think about why you have an opinion about someone who's going through a divorce, who you don't really know very well. And maybe you should address that about why you have these things to say about me and BK. Thank you very much. Yeah. And Carl's like, well, I mean, like, obviously I can understand like a matter being like super sensitive, but like anyone in her shoes would be sensitive. I just don't think that Doreet meant it like Amanda think she did. I mean, Doreet didn't know that information, but the

point is that she found out the information and she kept going, Kyle. But yeah, nice try. And Kyle says, well, does it bother you the way that she addressed it? Or does it bother you like most? Once you told her it was the anniversary of the baby passing, yes, Kyle, that yes, that's what she's saying. And she's like, no, what bothers me the most is that she thinks it's appropriate to verbally caused someone with an accusation and aggression instead of asking them a question. I mean, it would have been highly inappropriate if it was the anniversary of Zion's death or not. And it's a whole other thing that I told her that I couldn't gather my thoughts. And, you know, she goes off and stuff like that.

But, you know, coming at you with aggression, she really didn't come at you with aggression. She was like, I heard you were talking shit about me. And you were nice to me before. So why are you talking shit about me now? I think in Housewives world, that's not really aggression. It's not. And Amanda has something else to say that's pretty devastating, which is, I will not go to dinner parties feeling emotionally unsafe. Okay, well, everyone, we got to stop production.

Let's make sure she feels emotionally safe before we shoot the next scene. This is very important. Then this is where Kyle goes, I mean, it's giving Crystal Minkoff. and we see a flashback of Crystal being like, I was violated. The word violation means it's an abuse your privacy. I'm like, how dare you?

I'm sorry. I know that was like a whole thing back then. Amanda Francis is not Crystal. Okay. Like, I'm sorry. That was rude. Crystal is so much better than Amanda. I'm not even saying this because Crystal's coming on the show on Monday.

Like Crystal was like head and shoulders better than Amanda. Amanda is like truly the stereotype of like the aging millennial. but like and crystal is an aging millennial as well but like or elder elder millennial not aging millennial she's a decrepit old millennial but um okay well crappy hours just us on uh no just kidding i know um you know i think what kyle is saying is like it's that is because kyle the old the older cast it looks at these younger ones they can't deal with it it's like i'm emotionally and safe i can't like i was violated you know so i I definitely got what she was like definitely got what she was saying here.

Like, oh God, here we go. Like, you don't feel safe at work. Okay, honey. Right. Amanda is more of the stereotype that like when people talk about the millennials, because this was the big thing over the past like seven or eight years about how millennials sort of talk and how they draw boundaries and like I can't be, I can't do this at work.

And Gen Zeres do this as well. And like, yes, Crystal dipped into that language or dipped into that sort of, you know, that that approach. But Amanda is the true stereotype here when she's like, I won't have my cortisol spike and my nervous system dysregulated because she can't speak to me like an adult. God. It's amazing.

You know what? Let me tell you something. If you get cortisol spikes and you get dysregulated nervous systems because of a conversation at dinner, I literally don't want to buy your book on how to be better. You know what I mean? Like you're a self-help person and you're this fucking. weak-willed. Like, I don't need to take any lessons from you, but thanks. Love the font on your

shitty website and love the black card art in your house. Like, I'm not taking your class. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So Carl's like, yeah, she's going to like have to get thicker skin to be in this group. She goes, you know, I mean, you have boundaries and that's good. She goes, well, I'm going to have to set a goddamn boundary, but that's okay. Because it wouldn't be the first time I set a boundary in my life. That's for sure. Amanda, Boundary Queen. Oh my God, write it down.

Siri. Write down Boundary Queen. Write it down. Manifested that in the suburgent, bitch. I just had a cortisol spike, but like a good kind because it's like creative. So now upbeat music and Bose and her car show, Bose and her friend, I'm sorry, and her car. They show up at a restaurant. So Bose is there with.

What is, is Michael the only one allowed to have a friend that's a car? Okay. Kit's not the only friend. car. Hello, car. The car is actually just Nico. Nico transforms into a car.

He's a car all this time. Britter. Bitter. Nico, get into your car form. Take me to Beverly Hills. Pulling around the car, Bose. I'll be right there.

Stay tight. Did it. Didi. Didi. Bichita. Booder. My rider. They should update my rider

with Nico playing the car. Nico is, that's good. Hey, your car is here. By the way, there's an omelet in the front seat. I don't want an omelet, Nico. Sorry, sorry. Just put in the back seat.

I'll take care of it later. Did it. I like your version of it. I like your version of it. You like it? My Bobby McFarren remix. God damn, that was a good number. That was a banging number.

Now that it's back in my head, it's going to be there the whole episode. Bang a number. So Booter. Booder. Booder. So Boz and her friend come and it's dark. So they arrive at Cantina Frida and Boz is like, I love this place. I think it's Mexican, but like a little mix. I'm like it's Mexican. Like you can see around.

So Bose like, summer is my sister from another mister. We did cheerleading together and she swam and I did track. And we would cheer each other on at each other's meets. It was great. And we see a really cute picture of the two of them. from 1993. And then Kyle and Dorit show up and everything. And Bose is saying how she and Summer been friends

ever since high school. And Summer is actually from Oklahoma. And she visits Bose in LA once a year. And Bose is like, yes, when I moved to Colorado Springs from Ghana, it was a huge culture shock. I went from this vibrant, sunny, spicy culture to landing in a cold place that served hot dogs and had people talking about a hat store called Kimisabi.

It was a very stark place if you know what I mean. She sort of like points at her skin. She points at her skin. It's like, right. You get it? It was stuck. Very stark. I cracked up when she goes, yeah, I got off the plane and a place sold hot dogs.

It's like the disgust. The disgust of the hot dog. It's also so funny in the same week or like where Angel has just been like, ladies, welcome to Colorado. This is the most luxurious, beautiful place in the entire world. And then it was like. It's boring and they sell hot dogs here. It's two very different perspectives on the state. There were a lot of Gretchen's.

There were some Anettes, some Gwen's, and definitely a summer. Definitely. Her just staying for Colorado Springs is hilarious. And you know who over summer is. It's like, she's gathered people around like, oh my God, I know a real housewife in Beverly. Summer. She's like, damn it. Like, wow.

She really hated you, huh, Summer? Okay, bye, everybody. The show's over. Let's go home. Just go home. All right. Well, Summer. Here's, oh, Dereat.

This is Summer because everyone shows up and a lot of aircas. Oh, sorry. I didn't realize this girl was named Summer. There was definitely a summer. This one I liked. Never mind. I take back everything I just said about Summers. So, Boz is like,

Doreet, you should talk to Summer over here. She's been to a time. divorce as well. Look, she's got cutouts on. Always the first sign. I'm sorry, but do, are there tortas here? Can I have a fish torta? That's sandwich. They're so hard to find anywhere you go. Fish sandwiches. So summer's like, I was a stay-at-home mom and my ex was able to get temporary full custody of our kids for over two years. It took to get to trial. So I get it, girl. Did he eat chips in bed? No.

understand what it's like, Zuma? Well, her ex is lawyer, military. Jag. You, how dare you marry my son? I'd never approve that. No, Jagger. You've married the car. Hmm?

No, Jack. Oh, the TV show. Congratulations. Oh, no, no. Someone's like, yeah, so I went from seeing my kids all the time to just every weekend, every two weeks. and it literally almost killed me. Oh, my God.

That's terrible. I'm not going to ask you any more questions. You're too plain. So, yeah, you guys are, so Carl and Doreen, you guys are both going through bad times, right? And Kyle's like, oh, well, our situations are different. You and Mo are friends, right, Kyle, Coil. I mean, luckily, in your situation,

when you first saw some pictures of Moe, did it ever cross your mind that you wanted to foil? She's like, um, yeah, I wanted to file a report for more hats from Kim Masebi. I love hats, guys. Half summer, you know about hats. Have ever heard about a hat? They're great. You should put one on your head.

I can shop anywhere. And both's like, well, why didn't you file that if you wanted to? She says, um, well, it's like a very, very big decision. And it's scary. It's not just me. You know, I'm thinking of everybody, you know? And when I was in Aspen recently, I just, I felt invisible. And, you know, then I thought, well, it's time.

Maybe you'll see me if I divorce him. But then I come back and it's like, oh, it's easier like this. You know, we're good friends. And I know he loves me and we get along. So you felt invisible to him, Kyle? You felt invisible? Kyle, are you here? Did Kyle go to the bathroom?

I'm right here. Oh, I get where he's coming from. I can't lie. I get where he's coming from. Yeah. So Kyle says that they travel as a family. And even though they travel as a family, they have separate rooms. And it's all nice.

And they do the activity for the day, yada, yada, yada. But like, sometimes she'll like come in to the kids. kitchen for breakfast and he'll be there and he's like not really paying attention to her because he'll be drinking his coffee and checking his phone. I'm like, yeah, he's on Tinder right now. He's not paying attention to you whatsoever. And I don't think he has been paying attention to you. Have you noticed that any time Maricio talks to Kyle, he always looks like he's trying desperately to pass some sort of like eye exam. He's always like, oh, he's always squinting. He's always shocked.

He's always shocked that she's bringing stuff up on TV. I think it's like they have some agreement that she's not going to bring stuff up on TV and then she brings it up. And he's always like, oh, like he gives her this look like, what are you doing right now, Kyle? Like he did that the whole last season when she's like, um, Maricio, I'm really hurting this marriage and be like, uh, he just like look confused. Like, we just talked 15 minutes ago and you didn't have a problem. And now you do. He's just always completely shocked by everything that she said. as.

I just feel like his face always. Yes. I think that his face always looks like he's about to say, uh, is that a C? No, it's an F. It's a F.

It's a C. Oh. It looks like Kathy Hilton playing Will of Fortune whenever Kyle starts talking. Like, uh, yeah, you know, but on the other hand,

Kyle, you did leave that man. And now you're like coming into the kitchen and expecting all this adoration at breakfast. Why? Your roommates and the man is swiping his phone. Who doesn't get on their phone and start swiping while they're drinking their coffee first thing in the morning? That's just what life is.

I'm not making good eye contact in the morning. I'll tell you that much. And this is Kyle's biggest, you know, this is her insecurity, is being invisible, right? She was raised in the shadows of Kim Richards, who was a large child star while Kyle was on the show about the maid who was a ghost. And she has Kathy Hilton. I mean, these are facts. I'd bear you. She was also on Little House.

Kyle was on Little House, but Kim was on a little bit bigger house. Okay. And you have Kathy, who is like the wealthy one. And Kyle has been yearning. She yearns to be the apex. But then when she gets the apex, she doesn't know what to do with herself. And so she finds someone else sort of like be with. And then she pushes them away.

I mean, this is just, it's her cycle. So now she is, this is the worst thing in the world is for her. to be like invisible and she's feeling that from from yeah and I think it's the it's what she you know I think it's what we figured in the beginning was that Kyle left Mo and she had an affair with this woman did all this stuff and kind of an attempt to get attention from Mo and it backfired and he was like oh okay you're leaving me okay I'm gonna date a 20 year old or whatever and she was like wait a minute you're supposed to beg for me you're supposed to be begging okay so you want to come back to the house okay maybe I'll consider letting you come back to

Oh, no, it's okay. I got an apartment. What? Do you even have towels? I don't need them. What do you mean you don't need towels? You know, Kyle's just like going through. She's spinning out because she thought that he was going to be like begging her back.

And he's really acting like he just finished the last day of school. He's like, party. Yeah, Kimosabi. I hang out of Kimosabi now for breakfast. Okay, it's just where I go. You never know who you're going to meet. I saw Jezelle there. Hey, Jezal.

Hey, Jezal. So, boom. Wait, I just want to say something. That made show down to earth had 106 episodes. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? I thought that was a one season wonder. That is a full on.

That is like four years. That's a four year old TV show that had that could get into syndication. I take it all back. Great work, Kyle. You made it on. I think that's a year away from syndication, right? Don't they have to? Didn't the rule used to be five years?

I think it was five years and 100 episodes. So maybe just short of syndication, which is why it does not. That's so, Kyle. Oh, that's so, Kyle. Oh, they're like, well, you would have made syndication in two weeks, but you were canceled. Sorry. But Kim was just delivered a pile of money for no reason. Okay, everybody.

Thanks for the work. We'll see you later. Oh, I just got a note for Kyle. It says, Laura Ingalls, hate you. Please do not come back to set. Sorry, it's bad day for you. It's a bad day for you. It's not going so well for the Little House and the Prairie Alums at the moment.

But, you know, whatever. So, Doreet is. What else happened to? Who else is in trouble for the little house? Well, there's the Melissa Gilbert situation with Timothy Busfield. Oh, her husband. We were we just talking about Timothy Busfield? Were we?

I don't know. I don't remember. I don't think so. Honestly, I don't know what life is anymore. Doreet says, can I ask you something, honey? That's when, by way, this is when it's always bad. The combination of honey and then she goes, friend to friend. Like, uh-oh.

Friend to friend to ask. Honey friends. Friends who enjoy honey to other friends who enjoy honey, honey, friends. Do you think in the back of your mind, the reason why you wouldn't file is because you thought maybe there's a chance. The two of you would reconcile. Do you ever think that maybe? It's me. Here, look at me. Who said Reconciled? It's me. Maricio, right here at dinner.

And they're like, oh my God, it's Maricio. The Maricio. Well, well, well, look who's here. We were just talking about you. I was just talking to you in my mind. My inner voice. I told you, Maurice, I just found fish sandwiches. They're cold tortoise here. Ah, yes, I think I recognize some people here. Hi, ladies. Hi, Giselle.

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