Watch What Crappens - #3194 RHOBH S15E07 Part Two: Haunting of Shrill House

Episode Date: January 30, 2026

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapKyle visits the tacky new version of her old house on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and finally gets Kim’s side in the whole “YOU STOLE MY GO**AMN HOUSE” fight. Dorit tries to gather Amanda again and now that the ladies have found out that Amanda was once in a cult, and things are looking worse for our nouveau riche manifester. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to watch what happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.

We were literally just talking about you, Mo. And Carl's like, oh, have you ever met, boss? He's like, no, no, I don't think we've ever met. Have you ever met Giselle? What a lady. What a lady. This is my husband, Maricio. Some say the hottest husband on Bravo.

We have our marriage is over now, but before it was over, it was the best marriage on Bravo. Some people got a box from the knot that said so. Anyway, Maricio, what's going on with you? Well, yeah, it was great. I was just having a meeting with my new Saudi partner and we're opening a new agency in Saudi. And yeah, you know, it's great as coming on to TV

and bragging about being associated with the Saudi Arabia. Great for business at all times. Are you kidding me? I mean, what does he have? What does he have me on Find Ma? I mean, this town is too small for the belt of us. That's got. By the way, that was Kyle ahead of time being like,

Portia, I got to say something about your father running into me. What's an app that people use that's about that's like, call Find My. Thanks. What am I on Find Maimai, Maricio? God. My Find Ma's on Fleek. So Maricio sits down.

And Jareet's like, well, we were basically asking, have you thought about feeling? Have I thought about your feelings? No, feeling. Feeling like in croissants or I prefer my croissants plain. Filing? No, no, I haven't thought about filing. Is that what she said? I don't do my own filing.

I have secretaries. I literally haven't even asked them that. So Dr. is asking that. It's like crazy. It's like, well, why? God, did you ever think about it? She's like, um, you have made me mad a couple of times.

Does anyone know when Kyle is getting to the table? I thought I was asking her question, which is not even here. Not invisible, Marisol. Hold on. I found a trick. Just throw a napkin over the empty job. It's Kyle. She's there.

So I love this. Bose goes, yeah. Carl has a napkin on her head. She's like, God damn it. Not a ghost. I'm sad. I hear that the way you. You can find the invisible man if you throw water at him.

Just throwing water, Kyle. I'm not invisible. Stop putousing me. Oh, man, this conversation, maybe I just should have kept walking all the way to Saudi Arabia, right? Am I right? So Bose is like, well, by the way, now that you're in the hot seat, wait, hold on a second. I can't hear you. Let me see you get a little closer.

Oh, Maricio, stop sitting on me. Oh, I didn't see you in that chair there, Kyle. sorry. You know, now that you're in the hot seat, you know, I almost attacked you last summer. And he gives that confused face. He's like, oh, oh. It does like a veneer moment because he, what happens is he furrows his eyebrows, but then since he's also a realtor and the client is always right, he has to smile to. So this is probably the face he gives when someone is like, I would like to sell this.

I would like 10 bedrooms and I want to spend $1.3 million. And he furrows his brow like, what? But then smiles like, oh, yeah, of course, anything you need. So he's like, uh, what do you mean, Bose? Who almost attacked me? I don't get it. Yeah, well, I saw you at Soho House in Miami or in Malibu, rather. And I was like, yeah, and I was getting a play by play of everything you were doing.

She goes, yeah, I was watching you like a hawk. And he's like, oh, oh, I don't, I don't know. And we see a flashback to Bose saying, I saw Mo at Soho House with a girl. And Kathy goes, a female? Yes. Yes, Kathy. So Maricio's like, Oh, so you saw me at Soho House.

And there was a lady there. Oh, look at him. He's terrified. Oh, who was I with? I was like, you're with a girl. Yeah, you were with a girl. Well, uh, oh, well, you could have said hi. You could have said hello.

She's like, uh-uh. I had to choose aside. I think Bose was being such a girl's girl here. This is what Kyle could learn. Because Bose basically at this moment is actually checking him. She's not just saying like, oh, I took Kyle aside. She's like, I had my eye on you. I know what you were up to.

Don't mess with Kyle. Right. I kind of felt like she was sending that message. And I thought that was so cool of her. Yeah. She's like, hey, it's me, Bose. I remember you because I saw you, you know, kind of cheating. She's like, I'm in your spaces.

I'm in your spaces. And whenever you find another like 22 year old girl, know that I'm there. I'm there and I'm watching you. I don't care how far you go. I don't care how late you go out until I'm there. Any move you make, any step you take, I'll be watching you. Okay? Now, listen, you may think you're alone in a urinal, but I'm more invisible than Kyle is right now.

Hey, I'm here. I'll be watching you. I'm the runaway bozy. So she says, I chose aside. And Doreet says, that's called a guiz-goyle. Oh, all right. Is that a kind of pickle? You're talking about grillop pickles?

Ricio's like, you got it, girls, girls. I call it the spy. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha.

Well, I'm just saying Kyle is my person. So I'm looking up for her. And she goes, yeah, we're like detectives and spies, Maricio.

And he goes, no, just spies. I got it. Now, now I know what I'm walking into, right? Well, look,

Dorit, I haven't seen you in forever. Am I right? and he rubs her shoulder and she's like oh my god mo we need to get together i want to get together and shoot you want to go shoot i did that with kail last year got kind of awkward she started crying and i made this face oh oh oh no shit shit shit shit i won't have it shit shit shit it's talking maricio yeah i'd be uh thrilled to uh any time so drit's like but i know you've heard one side a very large, round side that you're trying to get around and the side just keeps on going and you're seeing

does this side ever end? And then you realize the side has actually brought a side of ribs and you're like, wow, it's a lot of side to the side. Then you realized circles don't have sides. But I thought you might want to hear another side, a more glamorous, beautiful side that might bring a a fish sandwich, the rare fish sandwich. They don't have those in Saudi Arabia, I believe. Oh, okay, I would be thrilled to I would love to go hear other sides This is what I would love to do And she's like

But the thing is, Mo, I want what's best For the kids, period And the only way For our kids to nuttev Much de Marge It's for us to be friendly Do you understand? Well, we are friendly

But our kids can support Be just fine, no, not our kids Me and Piquese kids Oh, I got it I forgot that we had kids, so I'm glad you've specified. I agree with that statement, and I can tell you that if you wanted to, I'd be willing to sit down and completely, absolutely, fully listen to you without any response, full eye contact, not on my phone, not even a mug of coffee nearby that I can sit from

and then look down into. Just a full, full thing. I only wish Kyle were here to see us getting along like this. Marisi, I'm right here. And after you've heard what I have to say, If you feel like there's things that you want to say to Piggy, then you can abla them from your heart, your corosone, as it were, your Pescado Torto, if you will. I'm the one who likes hats. Me, me, me.

Honestly, I feel at this point I've exhausted every possible evening to try and sit down and communicate with Piqui. And I know that we've reached a blast where it's necessary to have some kind of too. In order to go parent efficiently. Moe is literally my only. That was Eric for hope. I have even left a trail of Hershey's kisses going all the way up Benedict Canyon, leading to a fish sandwich on a welcome mat. And I still can't lure him into the house.

But I did end up meeting a nice woman named Katie Maloney. So she agreed that we could spit the fish sandwich on account of how rare they are. And so. So Dorita is proposing like, I just want to sit down and tell my story. And Mariso could not look more disinterested. Like, yes, I'm sure Mariso really wants to just sit there and listen to you, Pradalon for two hours while he says nothing. So he's like, yeah, I'm happy to do it.

I'll totally do it. when I'm in Saudi Arabia and cannot be found. So, yeah, great. Okay, and you know what, Mo, I don't have your number. I'm going to get your number because I don't have your number. And this is the first time we've spoken in quite a long time. Isn't that right? We absolutely do not communicate it in any sort of way.

So I'm going to get your number. Mo, give me your number right now. I'd rather do this on telephone other than Snapchat, which is how we usually communicate. So please, give me a phone number. And I thought this is, because you know, Kyle's got Pekey's number. I thought this was interesting that Doreet didn't have Maricio's number. I guess why would she make us think about it.

She was like, look at me, a girl's girl. I don't have Maricio's number. And America, for those of you who think that we're having an affair, I don't even know his phone. This is so interesting that I am finally getting his phone number for the first time. I didn't even know he had a phone in the first place. Cut to Kyle going, my friendship with Peké is just memes and jokes. On the telephone, well, isn't that something, grover? Well, I'm going to call you, and I'm going to message you,

and I'm going to sex you, so you better get ready. He's like, yeah, yeah, okay, well, uh, I got to get out of here. There's like something happening next door to something. So, like, yeah, bye. So he leaves and Kyle's like, oh, my God, that is hilarious. In this town, you never know when you're. going to run into the person who doesn't see you while they're having coffee and swiping through their phone.

Summer's like, I mean, what a night. I mean, first night in L.A. in a year, and I've already seen John Totoro. Who else? I loved you in the big Lebowski. So,

Bose is like, wow, Moes got it. I understand now. He's got charm. He's got looks. He's got a very, very confused furrowed brow. And I don't really blame Kyle for hanging on. I mean, the question is, why isn't Kyle reeling him in? Get him back. I mean, whoa, you just let that fish jump off the bridge. Get him back. Bang him on a rock, cook him up for dinner. That's right. They're called veneers, not vansars. Get them in. So. Vanier, the far. Wherever you are, get back here, honey.

Whenever you. Whenever you are. Funny. So Bose is like, well, before we get dessert, we should probably resume the scene we're supposed to shoot. So we are, let's talk about Amanda Francis, right? Because that was crazy. And so, Doreet's like,

well, Sutton said to me that Amanda had voice her concerned about how you're speaking about P.K. And Bose is like, mm-hmm. And Doreet's like, and I have the right to obviously confront her and ask her, if you got this opinion, where did you get it from? And was there a fish sandwich involved?

They're very rare. But she shut down the conversation, and she said it was the anniversary of her son's buzzing. And so Summer's like, oh, my God, her son passed. She's like grabs her heart. And she says, oh, my gosh. And she goes, exactly. Can you believe she said that when I was trying to yell at her? So I was like, no, I was sad about the sun passing.

Yeah, she's like, that's, I wasn't sad for you. I had no idea that it was the anniversary of her son's passing. Had I known, I would have never said anything to her. Well, I would have said some things to her. I probably would have said the same things. I mean, what am I supposed to say? Oh, Amanda, I'd like to talk to you about something, but I just want to make sure that it's, you know,

not an anniversary of something bad or anything. And even she's like laughing because it is a hilarious thing. Like, I'd like to confront you right now. Did something terrible happen on this day before I proceed? And Amanda, you know, it's probably like, yeah, that's exactly how you should do it. Yeah, but the point isn't that. The point isn't this. And I love that Doreet's making it this because it's so Doreet to completely miss the point of what she did wrong.

It's not the point to read. The point is that she did tell you and you kept going, you dummy. Yeah, you kept on going. So, so Bose was like, wait, but after you said, sorry, did you go back to the conversation? She goes, yes. But why? Why, Doreet? Why did you do that?

She goes, well, because we were in the middle of a conversation. And by the way, she was also continuing the conversation. So she said the dead something, but then she also said other things. And so we see a flashback where Doreet is saying, If you're not ready to have the conversation, that's fine. I respect your wishes, 100%. And Amanda said, well, I mean, it could make a custody hearing more complicated. So she took that as the green flag to keep talking about it.

Yeah. Oh, so do you want to have a conversation or not? It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So then back at the restaurant, Doreet's like, it just, it wasn't like the conversation and just finished then. So Kyle goes, well, I saw her today and we actually had a very long conversation about this. And she actually asked me to like not say anything to you, but she actually wants to have this conversation with you on her own. Yeah, actually.

So Bose goes, well, you need to follow up. But look, I've lost her baby too. I know. I know. And I'm so sorry. She's like, yeah, so I know the pain. And there's a very stark difference between being like, like, I want to share this with you because this is what I'm feeling versus someone who's trying to address something with you and then you like throw it out as a defense because I can get in any conversation and be like, my husband died, my baby died.

I could do that all day long, but I don't. And I was like, oh my God. It's like, damn. She's like, I can one up you, bitch. And so Boz is saying how like that level of grief marks you in ways that you can't articulate it. And so she says for Amanda to talk about it this way at this time, it feels like Amanda's using it as a defense. and she's using it to guard information and she's using it as currency. So God, Bose cannot.

She really nailed that. And rightfully, justifiably so. Yeah, nailed that. So Boz says, well, I just find it disturbing that that was being thrown up as a defense. I mean, that's what it sounds like to me. And Doreet's like, well, we went to lunch and she was talking about her book. And so I look up the book and I see a blog that says, I was in a cult. And I said, what?

Homegirl was in a cult. Lord Jesus, come down now. They all start cracking up. This is so funny because in most shows, someone says something like the news Amanda said, and that's like we said last week, it's a stopper, it's off limits. You just stop.

But on this show, they're like, nah, that was shitty to bring it up as a defense. And then they're like normally on a show when someone says, oh, I was in a cult, people are like, you poor thing. How did you get out of the cult? You know, they look at it that. way. We're on this show. They're like, gross. A person in a cult? What an idiot? What a

new tune? I think on this show, they're like, we know so many people that are in cults that she's just probably lying about this. If it's not Kabbalah, you're out of here. Just kidding. Is that a cult? Just remember the red strings. No, Kabbal is not a cult, but like, but like Scientology. A lot of people in L.A. are in Scientology, but like a lot of people on lots of different religious movements here in L.A. And so that's why I think they're totally unfazed. So Kabbalah wasn't a cult. That was just like a celebrity popular.

Yeah, it was like a celebrity. Madonna was wearing a red string or whatever. It's actually, I think, like a spiritual offshoot of late Judaism. Believe it or not. Oh, yeah, I just looked at that. Yes. Sorry. Yeah, sorry.

Oops. We got a celebrity thing. But Amanda's blog, which was by the way, posted in like 2015. I saw the date on it. So this is already a pretty old blog post, which me, which also meant that Doreet was probably digging. So it says eight years ago today, I took one of the biggest leaps of my life. I ran away from an incredibly abusive, controlling and isolated environment, 1,166 miles from home. I was in a cult. And then, and then Bo's like, So she wrote herself that she was in a cult.

She admitted that she was in a cult for two years. It was crazy. Do you want me to look up the website? I never thought to look up this website. Oh my God. This is like crazy. This girl was in a cult? How'd she get there?

How'd she get out of there? Maybe she's still in there. I don't know. Did she drive to the cult? Take a bus to the cult? Where was the cult? I don't know, girl. You want me to drive you to it?

I'll find the directions. All right. Just be quiet. Did you throw away the omelette? I'll throw it away, Beau. Sorry. All right. There's so much

unknown about her. Nico, quiet out, quiet down out there. Sorry, it was my theme song. I thought it would be special having a talking car,

but all he does is just say yes, Queen and sing to himself in the parking lot. Can someone fall around that giant truck that gets supposed to roll into? Thank you. So, I like the best. Yeah.

Yeah. I do. What are you going to say? I just like that Bose was worried about the, like the travel. She's like, how'd she get there? How'd she get home? Where did she go shopping while she was in the cult? Was it walkable?

Was there a bus? A train? Did she bicycle while she was in the cult? It was just Colt Gaia. It was just Colt Gaia, wasn't it? Amanda's like, oh my God, eight years ago, I went shopping at Cult Gaia, and I finally left the store, and I was like, I'm never going back. So Boz is.

Pose is like there's so much unknown about her. It feels like the picture perfect version of her is breaking apart. So maybe now, maybe now I will get the real version of her. No, you won't. This woman, there's nothing real about her. Yeah. So inside Rachel's house, there's blue balloons. And we see these crazy pictures of Skyler and Kais on the wall

that they're going to be mortified with in about two years. They're just both like, so what's wrong with those children? And then this is also a like a producer cam thing. Like this is like there's a producer with her on on cell phone. And Rachel comes in with like this venty coffee and she, she is just stomping through her house. You just hear, oh my God.

Do you guys see the news? What the actual talk? I don't know anything about this. Hold on. Let me move close to the couch. Oh, oh, oh. Those floors are so loud. Yeah, and her shoes are always very loud.

And she's, you know, she's just being stared at by those creepy pictures on the way. I can't get over this picture. You know, as someone with a creepy picture, a childhood painting that my mom had done. And I will put, I have. I think I've posted it before. But it's so creepy and I'm still mortified by it every time I see it. And those kids are going to really be pissed about those photos. Anyway, so she's like, oh my God, can you believe that?

Like, oh, my God, it's all over the news. It's in TMC. It's in the New York Times. It's in like, it just won a Pulitzer. Rachel, Rachel files for divorce from Roger Berman. I was like, oh, God, who cares? Haven't we known about this for 20 years?

I feel like we've known that you've been leaving Roger for like a decade, at least. Yeah. No one is surprised and no one care. I mean, obviously they care if it's in TMZ, but. Well, but TMZ will also post anything. They'll be like, somewhat a TikToker with 35 followers fell over in a trash can. Booty Taco just shot themselves in the tongue. Oh.

Yeah. I call Bueller Booty Taco. I just made him of news headline. But the other thing is like the big news is that they separated. And that happened, you know, way ahead of time because it just, we just already had like they went into the season that they were separated. Yeah, we had already seen paparazzi shots of him with a woman, you know, because that was what she was freaking out at at the beginning of the season. So now she's like, oh my God, now people know we're divorced. We're getting divorced.

Like, yeah. So, okay, America, like, gather around. Come in. Sorry, I'm like, only in a robe because it's like, it's a weekend and it's like day. And I don't know how to do this. But like, get gather around. Come into the front. Okay, fill in the seats.

Here we go. I fought for divorce this morning. Diffical day. It's not like it was just like one thing. It was like maraud of a, yeah, myriadia, myriadia, myriad, bad decisions over the last month or less. week or less fucking hour that like triggered me to move forward. Yeah, there we go, America. I'd said it all. I'm bearing myself. I'm raw right now. I'm like so raw. But you know what?

Like could you imagine how this is affecting my kids? I mean, they're off at camp. Thank God. You know, like I hope, I hope one of them's not on an e-bike when he hears about this. It could be like tragedy. Like literally, I want my kids to be moisturized from a moisturizer, not their tears. So thank God they're at camp. tears could ruin their moisture tears try out your face if my children look older because of this news i'm suing roger and that's it so she's saying i do not have a pre-up with my ex i don't want to give or get spousal support well that's not going to happen you think roger is going to not try and get spousal support i mean he's going to argue that he built all of your businesses with you yeah you're

given that man half i'm sure unfortunately he's roger with the d the ds for dick watch out yeah yeah not going to happen lady um and she's like yeah i mean like i want this to be like a new beginning and if we're separating and living separate lives with different people i shouldn't be paying for that and he shouldn't be paying for me yeah but you're the rich one and he will be making you pay oh this is going to be ugly why don't you have a pre-up come on it's just so insane i'm like trying to think if i'm doing any events or red carpets like it's like crazy and then this lady she's like on the phone someone named like Taylor or Taylor or Mary or whatever like her team and they're like we don't have

any events this week right and she's like oh maybe maybe it's just like hopefully it's just like a slow news day hopefully like we'll call if anything else flags we'll call if this continues to break the internet with this news about you filing the paperwork to continue to be separated from Roger that no one cares about wow thank you so now we go to um Amanda's new house slash Kyle's old house and so she's with her kids and stuff and Kyle arrives and she's standing on the welcome mat which says money queen and company yeah Kyle and Mo are coming over today to see their old house and I just kind of hope they like it but like also I don't care because like I know we did a good job so money queen's going to money queen am I right everyone oh my god oh this house um so Kyle

comes in. She's like, um, wow. And we see before and after shots. And she's basically, um, taking out the floors and replaced him with the farmhouse modern, typical thing that everybody has now. And it's probably going out of style in five minutes. And like the full wood feature wall, you know, like the, she just did a farmhouse modern. I was like, come on. Carl's house wasn't great before, but it was kind of classic, that kind of classic Beverly Hills cottage. style? What would you call that? Well, it was, you know what? She had the, um, that checkerboard floor where she was copying Chris Jenner. Um, and, and Kathy. So I was really happy to see that go. Because I never liked it in the first place. Yeah, I never liked it either. I was,

I was, I was personally was happy with the improvements. To me, they were improvements, I should say. Um, and I also just liked it because seeing Kyle, like, really still viewing this as her house. Like, why did you, change the floor is not asking me. That's what was going through her eyes right in that moment. It's just having the one upper come over to the one uppers house to see how they one up your house is really like, ooh. I know. It's just so Kyle.

I also always like this house better. Yeah. You like this one better house to me. I always like this one better. I've been out of the new one. Not like the new one. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. The new one's a little bit much. But neither one of them really had a ton of taste. And this one, remember when she did like the, Wait, was Maricio's office? That was the new house, though. Yeah, I don't like the style of, I don't really like Kyle's style, but I don't think this was a huge improvement either, I have to say. Well, I will say that I got nostalgic because I didn't really realize how much of that old house is architecture and space I had internalized.

Like, as they walked through the living room that like feeds to the outside. I was like, oh, yeah, there's the bar. there's the, there's the, I remember the flow of this house. I remember how the kitchen looked like that. And like when she was like, like a half second before she said, oh, Porsche is this where I used to like, Porsche would do her homework on the counter. I'd be like, oh, that's where Portia used to sit on. And like, I couldn't actually believe how linked I was to this house, not to the house,

but like how many memories, like came back to me as a viewer because there were so many scenes in this house. And I was like, damn, you should never have left this house. And I felt so bad because I cynically, was like, oh, maybe you didn't leave this house. Things would have been better. And then she winds up saying the same thing later and like, crying. And I'm like, okay, it's a lot sadder when she says it.

Yeah. Yeah, there was some sad stuff in here. She's like, yeah, you know, walking for, Maricio comes off. He's like, oh, my God, look, it's a husband. Look, oh, my God, buddy. Hey, let me rub your back a little bit. Hey, you know what? It's crazy.

I don't think I've seen you since, hold on. Let me think about it. Since I sold you the house. Yeah. Because you're the real estate. I think I love that Marizio's acting like their best friends. Oh, last time I saw you. Was it at the club?

No, guys night. No, it's when you gave me money and I sold you this house. Right. Okay. Okay, good talk. Yeah.

Good talk. Oh, look, this is nice. You like put some glass over here. That's nice. They start walking around. We see everything. But it's like all,

it's like peppered with flashbacks. I like that I'm acting like I have all these memories of the way things were when they showed like a series of flashbacks. It's like, no, Bravo would just like, just watching the show. I'm like, I remember when Lisa Vanderpump walked through with like a llama. And then they just, it's like, no, you don't remember it. You're just saying that was the countertop where Lisa Vanderpump said, oh, he's been with Porsche, Mendo Wonder the, she must be the other woman.

The tabloids are alluding to. Lisa. How dare you say that? So they like go all the way through. And we're seeing all these members. And Kyle is like tearing up. She's like walking through it first. I thought, oh, this is fun.

But then it hit me like a truck. We've lived here when like we lived here when Risa was starting to make more money. And then we decided we want bigger and better home. But like bigger is not always better. And it's it is really sad because you did they did have a really good situation going on there. And they they did say this was her house. She would always say this was her dream house. It was always her dream house.

And then and then they did. decided to get rid of the dream house and try to go for something bigger. And the moment they went to the bigger house, it was like it was cursed right out of the gate. You know, they got burgled right away. And then everything went to shit. And it's like, it's sad. It's pretty sad. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. So Kyle's like, yeah, you know, like I'm embarrassed in front of them. I mean, seeing my house wasn't easy, Marizio's. And he's like, really? Why? You didn't like the marble? No, Maurizio's the memories. Oh, yeah.

Okay. It's like, it made me sad. But why? So confused. It's like because it's a simpler time. I mean, the girls were younger. Oh, yeah. Now one's getting married, right?

And one's going to college soon. It flies. Life passes, right? Okay, this was fun. I love the countertop. No, Mariecio. Like, sometimes I think, what if we didn't leave here? But then we would still live here.

And then where would they live? They could be homeless. What would we do with all the money I'm making now? if we weren't in a larger house. Like, it doesn't make sense. Well, my last memory of being in that house is us being happy. And of course, I think, what if we didn't leave? Would we still end up separated?

And what if we didn't let life and business get in the way of us? How did we let this happen? He's like, yeah. So I did to go have lunch with PKK right now. So do you mind if we wrap up your nice little introspective monologue? Thanks so much. It's like, I just, maybe we should just go outside. And he's like, oh, yeah, good.

You know, maybe you could do this like in the car. alone. She's like, yeah, I just want to go to the car. He's like, yeah, we should definitely do that. Okay, bye, buddy. I hope to see you with the next house I sell you signing. Okay, bye then. Goodbye.

Does anybody want to walk Kyle out to the car? Nobody? Okay, then. Okay. He's like, how many scenes do you have to shoot with her today? Oh, my God. Yeah, she even did. She even started the scene sad because she gave the saddest,

how are you? We've ever seen it. It was more like, how are you? I was like, uh-oh, this isn't going to go well. I felt genuinely bad for Kyle. I will not lie. I thought it was actually a remarkably sad scene because, I mean, how could you not think those things?

Obviously, the house has nothing to do with the dissolution of their marriage. But, you know, I'm just like, you have to like see in that house, things were good and everything was great. And like, of course, the human thing is that you think to yourself, like, if I had just, we just not changed that. Everything would have been fine, which it would not have been.

Like, what would have happened probably still would have happened. But I felt really bad for her because also like, the new house is shittier. And she's like, damn it. I love this house. I wasn't even thinking about the marriage or the family dissolution. It was just that the new house is so ugly. I really just like, man, I gave up this house. house and everything went to shit.

And now I'm looking back at this house and I'm like, wow, actually this house is great. I never should have left in the first place. And I was like, that is a tough, tough lesson in life, something like that. You know, we like to think that we go through life without any regrets. And when you see someone come face and face with a massive regret, yeah, I do not feel like that. Yeah, I do not feel regrets. Lots of regrets. Yeah.

Yeah. So, um, she gets in the car. Oh, he's like, okay, bye. Commeritions. Here comes one right now. And then we go to Erica's house. She's getting her glam done. And she's like, oh, there's a reason why the people always go back to 90s glam.

It was so good. Oh, God, like the red the other night at the dinner party. That killed. I mean, the night was a disaster, but it held up beautifully. The look held on. And that's what matters most. I like that we go from this meaningful scene about life's choices to Erica, who gives no fucks about her life choices.

She's like, yeah. You know my life choice? I'd never regret. Red lipstick. Do it again, guys. They show like a flashback to her outfit two days ago. I'm like, are we, do we really need to flash back to this? Are we really like navel gazing that much?

And then we go to Sutton's house and she's FaceTime with Jennifer Tilly. And Jennifer is like, I hope everything goes okay with Amanda today. She left in a bad place the other night. And I heard that she was sobbing at the door. And Sutton's like, well, I was going to send her a text, but then I didn't. So you get no credit for sending the text. I know. Something's one of those people.

Oh, yeah, I was going to call you when your mother died. Yeah. Do I get points for that? No, you didn't. It's even a worse to think like, yeah, I thought about texting her, but then I didn't. You know, there's just all this nothing that I have to do. And so that took over. Well, what you were saying the other day, do you remember when you said the road to hell is paved with getting tensions?

And she's like, the road to heaven. No. Oh, oh, heaven. Oh, okay. Why would you pay the road to hail, Jennifer? I love that Sutton just can't understand this saying. She cannot get this right. There is no road to heaven.

There's a highway to heaven, which I'm sure that you just arrive. You just arrive in heaven. And there's not a highway to heaven either. That was some Michael Landon lie. That was just some lie that Michael Landon told us. How dare you? How dare you say things about my little house family? Yeah, it is funny.

that son does not understand this concept at all. She's the road to having this paper with good intentions. She thinks that's a very earnest saying. Yeah. People with good intentions go to heaven. Why would they pay the road to hell? Well, why wouldn't they? It's bad enough you're already going to hell without getting rocks in your toes and

shit. Pay the road. Why not? There are not people going. Just because you're going to hell doesn't mean you didn't pay your taxes. You deserve a decent road on your way to hell just as you do while you're living. I say.

Over at Amanda's house, she's getting glam done. Babe, babe, babe, come in here, babe, come in here, babe, come in here, babe, babe, babe, baby, baby, baby, baby, come in here. So when I first agreed to this dinner, I didn't know it was a dinner

to celebrate Erica and Derrete's birthday. And, like, I have, like, a lot of things I want to say, but, like, it just feels like, to me, it's, like, inappropriate to get into someone's birthday party looking to, like, set a boundary with them. Like, I feel, my cortisol spiking. I don't know if I'm emotionally safe. And I just don't know if I should really be going to this party. Like all I'm hearing is crickets. He's like, well, it's not your

night and it's not your birthday. But if she has to fucking talk about it on her birthday and she won't leave you alone about it, then let it fucking rip. Who gives a fuck? So now we go to edge bar restaurant and lounge. We're at the edge of mar. So people show up and there's like a big entrance into the restaurant, which means that they all pretend like they're in a fashion show because it's this show. And Kyle is like, okay, so guys, you want to hear a really funny story?

We were having dinner the other night and guess who walks in? Mo! Right? Is Kyle here? Has anybody seen Kyle? When is Kyle going to get out of her? I want to hear about it. The night can't begin without Kyle here. So then Natalie Fuller comes again.

She tries to make another splash and it's just not, the splash isn't splashing. I'm sorry, Natalie. Now you're coming in with a hair dryer as a purse, which I guess is cute because you go, look, you guys, it's a hair dryer. And they go, oh, wow, it's a purse. Okay, so anyway,

I don't know what she needs to do. And I don't know why some people come in with kind of a splash and some people you know right away just aren't working. But this one's not. This one's not working, right? I get dead energy. It's not. What'd you say? I get dud energy.

Big dud. I'm like, are we at the movies? Because I am reaching into a box of milk duds right now when I see Natalie Fuller. Yeah. And I feel like I should, you know, like you should give people more of a chance. Like, well, maybe they just need a few episodes. But every chance she gets is just she blows it, I think. I feel like she blows her chances.

I mean, summer made a bigger impression than Natalie Fuller. I hate to say. Bring summer. I would take summer. Yeah. I like summer. So Kyle's like, yeah, I went to my old house today. I got so emotional.

I cried for like two hours, you guys. Two hours. Most face is still so confused. And Amanda's like, you know what? It's okay to not hold it together all the time. I mean, listen, you were in an ugly house. You saw it beautiful and you probably thought, wow, I could have had a beautiful house that whole time. And you regretted it. And I don't blame you. And that's okay. Well, we moved out in 2017, but then leased it out to people until 2021. And that's when we sold it for anyone who cared about that timeline. And Amanda's like, yeah. And that's when we bought it in 2021. And it was like, my mind. money to be clear. I just want to say, by the way, when we say we bought it, it was me. I bought it. I bought it. It was my money. So, yeah, I mean, we renovated it together, but I did buy it. Sorry. I'm like, well, I guarantee that you did not renovated it. I guarantee that Eddie renovated it, but that's fine. Okay, you take credit for the buying, but then also take credit for the construction. What do you mean? You think Eddie paid for the rennow? No, I'm saying that isn't his, doesn't he build sets as it is, isn't he in construction? I feel like Eddie did the work.

I'm just saying like, she's like, uh-uh, he didn't buy it. I bought it. I'm like, well, fine. Yeah, she's just so. You probably don't get credit for the construction then. She's just one of those people. It's like, I'm just going to go and dis my spouse in front of everybody and just remind everybody that my spouse is a loser. She's just trying to extend her brand.

Is this part of her brand? Is she just trying to reassert like, I have so much money. I did all my own. Yeah, like I don't need some man. Yeah, I don't need some man or whatever. But meanwhile, you're kind of like throwing your partner under the bus. Yeah. That's gross.

So then Rachel's like, I mean, why? Like, why would you share that? Like, why is that necessary? Like, does that add value to the conversation? It doesn't. I really don't think it is. I mean, if we're going to talk about what a piece of shit people are, why don't we talk about Roger?

Okay. Let's talk about that. And Jennifer and Kathy come. And Kyle asks Amanda if she's nervous about today. And Amanda's like, no, I'm feeling in power. Did you not hear? I bought my own house. Also, that house has been lived in because don't forget, Sutton rented that house too, remember?

Of course. And she lit a fire in there, too. So then it's a smoky house. Yeah, this house comes in with a smoky eye. So then Doreet comes in last and she's like walking in slow motion like fish sandwich. And which is like, hey, hottie. And Rachel like jumps up out of her seat and goes and like intercepts Dorete before she even gets the table. And and then Amanda's like, um,

What time were we supposed to be here, guys? She's late, L-A-T-E. I'll tell you who's late, you, because this territory was already covered by Teddy Mellon camp. So Kyle is, like, laughing because she does love to take it to get to read. And so now Doread and Rachel are just like standing, have a private conversation like above the table. And Doreet's like, I tried to call you Rachel.

She's just, listen, listen, my heart has been like divorced for so long. Like, look, my heart is divorced. It's like crazy. My heart, guess what? It's wearing like a sun hat and like sunglasses because it's on like a European adventure right now because it's divorced. It's having a divorce party for itself. And I just wasn't hiding it. And like there's like not a cell of my being that would ever consider getting back with him ever.

Like why? I'm dead. Yeah. Like my heart's been so divorced. I tried to kick it out. But there's like squatting laws apparently in bodies and my heart won't leave. So like I'm still paying for half my heart stuff. But whatever.

Like apparently I still gets half my blood. So whatever. What are you going to do? And to read, it's like, well, but why didn't you foil? Why didn't you file earlier? It's like, well, to be honest, like, I spent the last year trying to deal with, like, the logistics of my new life. I mean, summer camp, e-bikes, e-bikes, summer camp, moisturizing shoulder. Yeah, it's really hard. So, like, filing to me, that was just like a new detail in the process of, like, moving forward.

You know what I mean? Also, hiding my money. So, yeah, hopefully, hopefully, fingers crossed. So you're okay. but I can't make, hey, America, I can't make someone change into something that they don't want to be. Like, I'm a stylist, but I'm not like a person missed. And, okay? And like, ultimately, he didn't want to be the person that I was with for the first 25 fucking years of our relationship.

But I'm still grieving a relationship that was like more than like half my life. That's right. 25 years is more than half my life, which means I am no older than 50 if you do the math. Think about it, everyone. Yes, I'm definitely younger than 50. Totally. Rachel's out younger than 50. And Doreet's like, I think Rachel might be putting on a brave gift in.

And I mean, how can you not be destroyed by the fact that your husband, who you have been with for 33 years, moves on just like that in a blink of a snap? Yeah, because Rachel said, Rachel was like, you know what, that person is like no longer. or present and has not been for so long. So to me, this is like fucking basta. Like, it's so basta, because I guess that's her new word. I feel like every every, every, every Rachel Zoe project season had like a new word, like

bananas or whatever it was. And I think she's brought Basta to, to Beverly Hills because she keeps on saying, this is like Basta, like fucking Basta. You know what? Like, opposite Basta, moisturizer, very Basta, Roger. She's like, yeah, I don't

care because it's all fucking bullshit. It's boss to bullshit. So then Natalie's like, well, guys, I just got back from Europe. And America goes, oh, right, right. Yeah. And I had an experience in Europe that I only thought was an urban myth. Oh, someone gave you a drink. And next thing you know, you walk up in the bathtub and your kidneys gone or what?

No. I went to a spa and I had the hottest masseuse on the planet. Oh, really? Yeah. And I'm kind of like you to be more into this. And Boas was like, what happened during this massage? Hmm? Hmm?

Hmm? Because it happens. They had sex. That's what happened. You had sex in a massage? Well, we didn't have sex, but it got very, very intimate. Summer's like, wait a second. Did you have a happy ending?

She's like, I did. I did have a happy ending. Thank you for coaxing that out of me. Summer's like, okay, I'm ready to go back to Colorado. So Jennifer. I know. I think the audience is ready to go with her. Take Natalie with you.

Take her with you. Wow. So Jennifer's like, wow, I don't think I, oh, I don't think I want to be the person on the table immediately after her. Well, you know, they're going to legalize this soon, you know, happy endings. Too much sad news. We need more happy endings. Well, an ex-murterer with a chainsaw could not have gotten that information out of me. I'm taking that to the grave.

Well, thank God I'm not the only one around here. I'm off the fuck. That's good news. That protects me the number of that masseuse. That's the hottest experience ever. Wow. Do you think he'd be willing for an extra 20 bucks to throw on a t-shirt that says slot of things while he fucked me on the table?

So then, Doreet is, she's like talking to people at the other end of the table. And she tries to say hello to Amanda. And I mean, it's like, hi. It's like, okay. All right, all right, that's fine. You know, girl, I'm going to be sitting across from you the whole night. Why, what did you go to the bathroom to, did you, did you go to the bathroom to manifest my absence? Sorry, I'm a little flammocks right now, not enough fish sandwiches on the menu for me.

I worked on that manifest joke a long time. Tired, I'm polished. I didn't really stick the landing, sort of like when P. P.K. dives into a pile of pringles. So Dorea's telling Sutton that she hasn't talked to her since that night. And Sutton's like, well, I don't really think you were attacking. I mean, you know, she's young. You know how they are.

You know, you know how they are. No use laughing over spilled milk, am I right? Yeah, I don't laugh over that. The road to milk is paid with laughing intentions. And that's what we need to remember. You can't have your milk and a crumbling cookie, too. Well, it's so funny when people say whatever you're trying to say. but she's really not young.

You know, she's not old, but she's not. She's a great woman. And Sutton just starts laughing. So Kyle's like, okay, time for speech. Ding, dang, dang, ding, ding, ding, dang, dang. By the way, Madda has gone to the bathroom. Amanda's like, I got to go to the bathroom. So she leaves and Kyle's like, okay, time for a speech.

And Doreet's like, what did she want to wait for Amanda? No. Okay, ding, ding, ding. Because it's going to get blamed on Doreet somehow. Because Kyle's like, Dereed, I want you to start a speech that way. Doreet's going to be doing a speech and a man is going to come back and be like, wow, Doreet didn't even wait for me. You know, that's what I was expecting.

So I wanted to have you all together tonight to celebrate both of their birthdays. I'm sorry. Is the waitress speaking? Who is saying those words? I don't understand the weather coming from. Is it coming from a loud speaker? No, I'm right here. I'm not invisible.

And it's important to celebrate any chance that we can these days. Right, guys. I'm in. Or as they see in France. Open. Or as P.K. says, when he opens up a when he opens up a pound cake, I'm in.

So, Dore. Kyle and I have been through a lot. We've had our ups and our downs. But this toast is really sweet. It's like an olive branch of sorts. A disgusting olive branch of sorts. A disgusting olive branch. branch broken off my garden.

So Amanda comes back. She's like, do not go in there, you guys. Wow. Hello, Amanda Ventura. Hello, Amanda. I'm glad to see you. See, listening. All right.

Amanda. The last time we saw each other wasn't very pleasant. It was a heavy night and a heavy moment. But I'm glad you're here tonight. And I think that we should clue the out. You know, because since we didn't leave in a particularly good place, you look, you look lighter tonight, specifically about eight ounces lighter, at least since I last saw you about five minutes ago.

So Amanda's like, well, I mean, would you like to go somewhere and speak about it? She's like, um, she's like, well, we don't have to go anywhere. I'm happy to speak with you now. It's called a group scene. This is how we do things on the show. We air things out publicly. One of us will storm off, and then Kyle will get in the middle of it. Welcome to an ensemble.

Now, we don't have to go anywhere. I'm happy to speak with you now. I'd like to be able to have a conversation with you, I mean, da. And she's like, well, I mean, I need to be able to go through a dinner party and not be verbally accosted. And Dorit goes like this. She just, it's like, oh! It's like there was a cable attached to the back of Durit's head and someone yanked it back. She did.

She was like, what? It was the funniest. Like that is going to be a gif. That will be a gif and a half. I mean, it was so funny. Let me say this in as many languages as I can muster. Whoa. Wow.

Woo. Yeah. Basta. Basta. Sorry, I got caught up. Was you verbally accosted by me? Acasted. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I use the right word.

That's how I experience. it. Oh, God, here we go. Here's some more of that language. Like, it doesn't matter what happened. It's what I felt, guys. And so she pulls out her phone to double check the definition. And Bose goes, oh, so now we've gone to the internet. Just understand the definition. So I'm pushing their heads. And Rachel just puts her head in her hand. She's like, oh, my God.

She's about to get killed. I didn't see this happening this quickly. They're about to murder her at this table. Basta, bitch. Basta. Oh, my God. It's like me in a small space with someone on the phone. Dead. Do you want me to come get you? I heard someone's about to get boston. Damn it, Nico. Leave me alone.

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