Watch What Crappens - #3195 The Valley Persian Style S1E05: Dose of SkyRazzie

Episode Date: January 31, 2026

We’re still in Palm Springs The Valley: Persian Style, where GG and Reza decide to let Sky know they hate her guts. Sky doesn’t really care because they’re poor valley trash anyway. Meanwhile, GG gets off scott free for ruining everyone’s trip with multiple rage breakdowns. Ah well, at least Adam brought nineteen pounds of tabouleh. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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You know what? That's it. What? Whoa. That's it. Okay. All right. So the Valley Persian style.

We are in Palm Springs and being trapped in an insufferable storyline about Gigi and Dennis that no one in the audience cares about because it just introduced his character out of nowhere, did not build in any sort of stakes. and we're meant to actually care about the fact that he's here. We're meant to care about whatever her passes with him. And we have to sit through Gigi just trying to be relevant on this show with whatever her situation with Dennis. This is, I'm going to say this right now. This Gigi's situation when Dennis is going to drag this show down. Like this is going to kill the Valley Persian style. It's just she has nothing going on.

There's nothing like organic or interesting about this. Like he should have been a cast member from the beginning. It's that way we saw intercast member friction, but they just dropped this guy in. And we're supposed to care. We're supposed to care. We're supposed to be frustrated that he showed up. And oh, my God, he's at the house.

We got to be nice to him. But no, but Gigi doesn't want him to be at the house. Now we've got to get a hotel room. And it's like, I'm like, I don't care. But I mean, Sky and Tanin, okay, I'm in for that. Like, I'm in for that all day long. Love that dynamic. Love Sky.

I'm tanine. Yeah, you know, look, it's like when I am told, Hey, do you guys ever cover like, you know, just got out of prison and now I'm married or whatever those shows are. And I watched one. And my only thought while watching this couple on the show was you're both gross and I don't care. I would rather you were both in prison, frankly. Yeah. They didn't have to watch you on my TV.

And that's how I feel with Gigi in this guy. You're both gross. I don't want to hear about Gigi's fucking dildo business. I don't want to hear about, I mean, I don't care. So that's why I'm at with those two. but the show is still pretty fun. I'm like watching the dynamics of the marriages and stuff like that. This was the week that the OGs really,

and I'll separate MJ from this because she was not bad this week, but Reza and Gigi both kind of gross this week. And like right back to their old ways. Gigi's been at her old ways, but like the full like I'm going to attack a cast member now. Oh, great. I'm going to physically assault somebody on TV. It's like great, Gigi.

Have you guys learned nothing from your getting canceled? Reza just openly screaming at a woman. Like, guys, this is why you were canceled. Get it together. This is your fresh chance. Yeah, I just think it's, I think the issue is that like the valley, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, of these people. dealing with stuff within their own relationships and within other people's relationships is an intro relationship situation and this show has that and it's building that and

then you have everything being put on pause that they've built the first few episodes to deal with this completely fabricated and uninteresting situation with Gigi and it's kind of like it's pushed everything out to the sides and whatever's compelling about the show like doesn't have room because of this and I think this is a total misfire on production's part it almost makes me be like she you shouldn't have even been on this reboot like that that's how that's how bad I think it is for the show Yeah. But whatever. We'll get through it because the show, like you said, the rest of the show has like so much promise. That's just the annoying part of the show is Gigi. So at Adam's birthday party, we're at the restaurant that we got married at, which of course has like purple lighting and, you know, statues everywhere. It's very this show. And so they're there. And Gigi's just lost her shit at the guy that she brought for no reason, basically. And so Adam follows her out while she. goes to smoke her 18th blunt of the day. And he's like, girl, she's like, I'm

not trying to do this on your birthday, but I thought he was going to roll up with like roses and apologies. And I was expecting that and not like, I don't give a fuck, man. Like, what is he doing? And then MJ's like, listen, Dennis,

even if you told me you guys are 100, okay, I would always have to say what I said to you. And he's like, I understand. I respect it. I don't really care. I'm just here to get my paycheck. So Gigi's like, I was disgusted when I found out about Dennis trying to get with my friend. But then I sort of put myself in check a little bit because I'm like, well, I only married him to get back at my ex. But I didn't do it with one of his friends, you know.

So like that's fucking different. I'm like, so much better. You're a disaster. Get a job. Get a job. And Dennis is like, yeah, for me to show up. And then you don't tell any when I'm coming and then I get sabotage. I get sabotaged at a restaurant with purple lights.

And this guy goes, yes, yes, I understand. Very hard. He's like, yeah, and of course I'm going to react the way I did. I mean, you should have told them we're not cool. You know, you should have told them we're cool. You know, you should have told them we worked it out and I was coming. And Sky's like, she never wants to take responsibility, this girl. And every time she knows that she's in the spot, she has to explain herself. She gets angry.

She acts up. She smokes drugs in front of children. It's not era one behavior. So, MJ is like. good for Goldnessa for walking away so that she can diffuse a stressful situation. Gigi did not walk away to diffuse the situation for the group. Gigi walked away to be dramatic

so that way the cameras would follow her. So she could be like, I'm so mad right now. Okay, like let's not act like she's... She caused the stressful situation and then she left everybody else to deal with it while she smokes a blunt outside.

Yeah. And she's like, yeah, the old Colnessa would have hung around and smashed some bottles in your face. which is the problem with being people like Gigi. It's like, wow, she's doing so great. She didn't assault anybody. Wow, guys.

I know the standards are so low. Yeah. I have something on my nose. I said, what was that? It was like a crust. That's disgusting. So, um, I wish. I wish to.

Oh, my God. God, that sounds amazing. Yes. Doesn't it? I did my bagels. So I'll have a bagel later. Okay. So anyway, we're back outside.

And Adam and Gigi are talking. And she's like, he fucking deserves it. And he still doesn't even see it out. He still doesn't see it. He's like, but it's my birthday, though. Like, it's my birthday. You could have done this on some other day, Gigi. You're my best friend.

Since when are Adam and Gigi best friends? He says out like 10 times in this episode. I'm supposed to believe that Adam is best friends with Gigi. I know. Like, where did this come from? And why is Adam's birthday so precious this non-mile-mile-old birthday? He's like, I can't believe this disgusting guy. I showed up at my birthday.

It's like, oh, are you talking about Reza? No, that's my husband. Oh, are you talking about any of the guys on this show? No, those are my best friends too. Are you talking about Dennis? Yes. So they go back at the table. Dennis is like, I'm just very disappointed in my friend this evening.

And you best be making this up. Okay, where's the waiter? I want to talk to the waiter. I'm so upset right now. So Gigi and Adam come back. And Gigi's like, God bless weed, you guys, because it just makes you okay with everything. It doesn't make you want to kill anymore because that's my thing. I love to kill. I love knives. God bless marijuana.

Okay, so let me get this straight. Dad wants her out. The money train is going to stop. Dennis is rich and lives in an $8 million house and he's her business partner ex-husband and she needs to move. and now he's here at Adam's birthday dinner. Math, the person math, okay? This is like person math and it's hiding up. So, Sky, who barely is caring about what's going on here, like me. She's like, you know, life is beautiful now, huh? You know, look, she's high.

She comes back. She's high. Like, nobody gets a shit. Like, okay, that's fine. You create a scene. You go and get high. You come back. What are you going to do?

Like, that's crazy. You can't even go into Air 119 like that. It is true. And sky, everyone acts like sky's such a bitch. I mean, Sky is moody and stuff. But Sky is the only one calling shit like it is. Like, who are you people? This woman, like, does drugs at someone's house, like, where there's kids there.

Then she brings some loser. She's on OnlyFam. She's selling dildos. She's starting this whole thing at dinner. And then she just goes out and does more drugs. And then everyone's just like, okay, let's, let's be mad at something else. Like, hello? Is anybody focused?

doesn't Gigi? I feel like Gigi for years and years has reminded me of like the kid in the nerd group who like sort of does something like she's like like she learned about what like how to be a rebel. So she acts like over the top as a rebel to all the fellow nerds but she's not like inherently a rebel.

Like I always feel that way like she's like it's drama club. She's the girl who's like I got a joint. Yeah. And that's why I bring up the. Yeah. And that's why I bring up the only fans thing. Like obviously I don't care if you do only fans and sell dildos. It's just so stupid because it's Gigi. And it's like, of course, Gigi.

It's like, of course she's going to do whatever's going to make her edgy. Like, I'm on only fans now. You guys have anything to say about that? Because that's what I do. And I don't care. You guys have a problem with that. I sell deltos with my face on them.

That's just what I do. You got a problem with that. I'm going to smoke a blunt right now at dinner. It's like, oh, gone. Violent. Watch out. I love knives. It's going to be dangerous for everyone.

I'm scary. Where's my leather jacket? It's like, big rubble. Yeah, so Reza is like, okay, I want to express my interpretation of Skye's feelings. I've been sitting here waiting for 45 minutes and my husband wants dessert and they haven't brought my wine. Who gives a shit about these two? I couldn't care less about their relationship. I said that all in Farsi, by the way. And everyone's laughing. They're like, yeah, basically. And Pamsha just goes... It's great interpretation of the audience is feeling.

Yeah, exactly. Bombshah is just like, they're not bringing dessert. Where is it? What am I supposed to eat this gay cake? Come on. I don't need Tabuli is dessert. Come on. It's my tabooly.

So now they go to a club. They go to some club and they're all dancing. They all look exhausted. They're like, we're too old to be doing this. But the production wants us to do this. So they're drinking, they're partying. Reza Jackson meets a girl named Courtney, who's a cocktail waitress.

and he gets her number and everything. And he's like, we're in Palm Springs. I mean, the only single person at the establishment with us is Golnessah who like, you know, she's like not hubbyed up, but like she has a man with her. So I don't want to be like the 11th wheel, right? So I think Courtney's sweet and she's cute and it's not a play to make Gigi jealous. But if it does, good. Enough.

Yeah, I don't really get this guy either. I have to say, I don't get the point of this guy. It's like he's bait for Gigi. but he's just, he's kind of a non-entity, really. For being so cute, I'm surprised. Yeah, he's not terrible. Like, he's not, I'm not like, I feel like sometimes these guys come on the show

and I put on like a little cap and I'm like, fuck boy, alert everyone, and here's the reasons why they're a fuck boy. And I try out the same tired reasons every single time. I mean, how many times can everyone listen to me be like, this is what they do. They say they love their mom. They say they're taking a juice low. And I have done that with this guy, but like,

as far as fuck boys go. subtle either. Some of the guys, like, we actually think seem nice. And so it's like, no, they're a fuckboy guys. Trust us. But this guy's just like, yeah, I'm a fuck boy. Who cares? And he's also so close to being like retired out. You know what I mean? He's about to like in LA terms. Like he's like so ready to be put out to pasture almost that it's like, who cares? You know, it's just like watching someone. One time when I was a kid, I was drowning, but nobody believed me. Because I was so close to the edge of the pool. And they thought like I, they're like just grab. the side of the pool, but I couldn't because I couldn't breathe. And I feel like that's like watching his, um, his fuckboyism. It's just like it's drowning, but nobody, nobody's really willing to accept it. But I know. Yeah. I just don't know if I can care about a fuck boy who looks so much like Christopher Waltz. I'm like, it's just that Christopher Waltz is the actor who's in insufferable bastards. He's just sort of around. I'm like, it's Christopher Waltz with a beard on.

And I'm like, I don't know. Oh, that guy? Christopher Waltz I totally think From Inglorious bastards Look him up with a beard Look him up with a beard What? It becomes Reza Jackson

Well I thought what I said was rude You just really topped that one Yeah this guy's like a skinny Moses With the beard He's very handsome though He's a handsome Austrian actor It's time for a commercial It's time for a crappence commercial

So it's the next day in the kitchen. Tanin, by the way, all this time I've been calling her Tannen, but I noticed that they were saying her name. It's Tannin. Yeah. Tannin. Yeah. I'm so sorry, Tannin.

You're one of my favorites and I don't even know how to say your name. So, RJ, they're in the kitchen. And Tannin's like, you know, when you guys got married, was it more like a spontaneous, let's do it? Or was it just like you guys didn't want to do that? Because she's talking to Dennis. And he's like, yeah, well, we went to Vegas for a birthday party. and then like we were on the way of the airport and then we were going home and we were like,

hey, you want to get married on the way home? So like we went up going to a drive-through and then like I had a ring pop and that was like a candy ring pop. That was like the ring. And then the taxi driver was like a, like a fission. It was like really amazing. So outside, Gigi and Sky are talking. And Sky's like, so what's the story with you and this loud person? And she's like, you know, I was hoping that he would shift gears.

Like he's just like finding every way to say I did nothing. wrong and like hearing you guys have the reaction like like it's not just me it's like fuck you know what i mean like thank god you guys were here to give a reaction so i could like see like it's not just me it's not just in my fucking head you know i was gonna literally go to a nearby military base at 29 palms and drive a tank all the way down the highway to palm springs and then just drive over him in his stupid car because that's what i do when i'm angry i get vying And this guy's like, okay. Well, you know, you really have an issue expressing yourself, you know, because you get really

crazy and anger and you lose it. But like not in a fun way in a, oh, kind of boring and sad way. You know, you should work on that. You know why? It's because I don't know how to express myself without fighting because I never learned. No one ever supported me to be sad. Like I was never allowed to be sad. Oh, God.

So now we get Gigi's monologue where she is just. just angry because, you know, no one supported her as a child. You are literally still being supported at 40-something years old, man. So what she's saying is I wasn't, when I would start to cry, my parents would do things to make me happy. And like, that's a result. I don't know how to actually be sad. And that's their fault, which is why I can't have a job because part of getting a job is feeling sad. It's like, what are you talking about?

So she realized that she had an issue, guys. Like what really was her rock bottom was when she physically attacked Reza in 2016. And then we see 2016 her rushing Reza and then being held back and hitting Adam with the flowers or whatever. And she's screaming, fuck you. And by the way, by the end of this episode, she's physically assaulting somebody again. So we're really seeing the whole Gigi's learned her lesson thing. Well, don't forget Adam's famous line. Ow, Gigi!

Ow! And I've been through so much anger management and a lot of therapy. And with Dennis, I need to calm myself down, but the anger just creeps in. Sky's like, well, eventually you're going to be in trouble. And she's like, I know 100%. And then I'll be in jail. And I'll be running all the jail gangs because that's what I do, because I'm so vile. Violent and angry. I don't know how to cry.

How is Golnessa not being in jail? As of early 2026, Shows of Sunset Star Golnessa has not been reported to be in jail. Though she faced serious allegations and a restraining order in 2025. Oh, this was from Paulina. In March 2025, a former co-star, Paulina Ben Cohen filed a restraining order against Gigi following an alleged physical altercation at a Los Angeles mall. Oh, at the mall. Oh, jeez. It's probably the, it's probably fashion square. You know, the one on Woodman. You know, that's that mall.

That's, that's a G. How dare you come for the valley? Okay, bitch, meet me at KB store, KB toys. So, Meet me where Strand books used to be. Hot dog on a stick, you're going to be on a stick. Meet me there at 3 p.m. Meet me at the saddest dairy queen in town.

Wait, is it fashion? score? No, I think that's the bourbon coin. Okay, never mind. Go ahead. So Reza is, so Dennis, speaking of jail, Dennis is saying that he slept in jail because he was on like a couch. And Reza is like, well, so I guess that Colessa is cool with him being here. So I guess I have to be nice to him now. And I just want to see her in a good place with him and where the money can flow and work their way back to being good friends because Beach has a bad credit report. So Gigi comes in and just shrugs at Dennis. Like, she has no idea why she's there, even though she's the one that has infected this entire place with him.

And so MJ is making breakfast. And Gigi's like, MJ's over here cooking breakfast for him like Martha fucking Stewart. And I'm worried. He thinks that everything's just swept under a rug and everything's hunky dory right now because it's not. And we need to talk about it to rekindle this friendship. So there's breakfast,

tabooly. Is there really, there's breakfast fucking tabooly? I cannot. Can we normalize just like making breakfast does not make you Martha Stewart? Like MJ has cracked some eggs and put them in the pan. And she's like, she's like Martha Stewart over there. No, she's just making eggs. Can we just like not do this every single time?

So she's just like Mel from Mel's diner over there making eggs for him. Kiss my grids. That's what I say to Dennis. Kiss my grids. RIP to Polly. what's her face. Holiday, how dare you? It's not my fault.

My parents never taught me to learn people's last names, especially character actresses from the late 70s and 80s. The reason I can't control my anger is because Ben doesn't know Polly Holiday, and it makes me crazy. I'm sorry that I don't celebrate that holiday, bitch. So RJ comes out in his underwear and I like him a lot better. I mean, the guy is fine. The guy's so cute.

He looks great. He is great and he knows it. And if he just stayed in his underwear, I'd be fine with him. So I think why I'm not like, I don't get like fired up about RJ that much is just like we said before. Like it is what it is. And he doesn't, he doesn't pretend to be anything but that. I got like mad at him earlier in the season when he went on the date and then was saying that he was trying to be squirrelly and saying that it's, he's not a fucking. boy, he's just promiscuous.

And I was like, that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. But now that he's just leaning into being a fuck boy, I'm like, fine, just be the fuck boy. Be a fuck boy. Yeah, we need fuck boys. This economy doesn't run itself. He's hot. He's hot. So, um, okay.

So now MJ and Greg are talking about how they don't understand why they, that, why ameer and Natasha aren't with everyone? Because they could have just been at the, why did they say at a hotel? They could have just say to the house. I'm like, they're not saying at the house. because they don't want their children to expose, to be exposed to all of you guys for an entire evening, okay?

Little pool time in the afternoon is one thing. But like a 24-7 around this group, no, they're going to protect their children. Yeah, we're worried about them. So MJ calls and they're like, Greg goes, we're worried about you. Where are you guys? And Natasha's like, yeah, we have children.

Okay? That's where we are. We're dealing with three fucking children. What are you doing? So then Sky and Tani and her talking, Tanin are talking and, you know, Sky's asking how the communication between her and Greg is improving. And Tanin says that she, she, there's been some improvements, aka a Porsche, that arrived at her doorstep. And then she says, oh, by has your communication with Bombshot. And Sky's like, oh, you know, same shit every day. You know, we do communicate, but then again,

at the end of it, I'm like, I don't know. I'm not seeing any results, you know, it's like buying the same kale salad at Arawan and expecting a different dressing. You know what I'm saying? It's like going to Whole Foods and expecting a quality salad from Erwan. It's not going to happen. So, and Tani, it's like, well, what can you improve? Can you improve something on your end? And she's like, well, I know exactly who I am and what I am.

And sometimes I get to the point where I'm just like I don't want to deal with it. So are you saying that your expectations are too high? Yes, but is it my problem for high expectations or a person for being low and not reaching expectations? You decide. You decide. So Teneen enters a new piece of evidence to the case about why Sky fucking sucks to her. She says, well, Sky's expectations are very high. And I think it can't be a one-way street. Okay, because on my birthday, they put my gifts in her car.

And then she said, can you bring it? I said, can you bring it over to my house before you go home? And she goes, no, I'm too tired. And I have to have an Uber go and pick up my gifts. Just little things like that. You just don't really care about others and, you know, the way you want people to care about you. So is she saying that they had a birthday party somewhere and Sky volunteered her car to be where the presents could stay. And then Sky was like, now you got to come get them.

Yeah, she's like, I'm going home. I mean, maybe she would have brought them the next day. I don't know. But she was like, no, you don't need your present right now. You get your present when I tell you, you get your present. So I kind of think That if someone has been left as the steward of your presence The nice thing would have been for Sky to bring them over to Tenean's house

But I think actually it might be a little bit more on Teneen to go get the presents Because Sky's doing something nice by by babysitting them I mean I guess I don't know I don't care no what you do is you make a brunch out of it You say let's meet for brunch and then you make her pay Because it's like another birthday brunch Yeah

Right. At Aeroon. Yeah, I'm into that. Yeah, I'm into that. Yeah, I'm into that. Yeah, I'm into that. Because then you'll get her out of the house with that. Yeah.

So now Gigi approaches Dennis for yet another talk. So she's like, for some reason, last night you were like a hamster on a wheel. And you were constantly bringing up my past. And like for all of those people that are here and they know me. And they know I used to do crazy things, Dennis. They know I used to be crazy. But they don't ever hold those things on me because I'm just not that person anymore. Okay.

You're literally the same person that we met like 15 years ago, whenever it was. You're holding an axe. You're holding an axe right now. Yeah. Dennis is like, were you not bad to me of the whole relationship treating me like shit? Like everyone was like, why is you acting like that? Because I don't know why you're trying to go off on me about me. You want to talk about something.

Talk about yourself with him. Talk about yourself with Reza. He's like, no, I'm trying to explain. It's like, stop bringing me up when I'm bringing you up about me. Don't do that. So then Gigi's like, but that was all a flashback. Sorry. But Gigi's like, is there, the reason why I can't tell if it's a flashback is because

Gigi is just, she's talking about Dennis being on a hamster wheel. We're on like a freaking Ferris wheel with you that's filled with hamster wheels in the Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And she goes, is there a reason why you keep bringing up my past when we're trying to talk about what you did to me in the past? And he's like, well, I'm not going to sit here and let everyone just try and badger me.

Like, I'm a bad guy. She goes, well, what were you expecting? He's like, fairness. Fairness. They were being fair. Just like, no. It's like no, because that, because they weren't being,

they weren't because they don't know the whole story. So how can it even be fair? It was supposed to be that. He's like, you may not remember, but we had to film the whole scene at a restaurant with floor tiles on the wall. And we buried the hatchet. And we said we're gonna be friends

and business partners now and we're never gonna talk about this ever again. I believe those were your words. And then you invite me out to Palm Springs. And I thought we were gonna be a one big happy family again, but actually you put me on blast and you won them and you let them still believe I'm a piece of shit.

So that's what I'm trying to say to you right now. You literally dug up the hatchet and now you're holding it while we're trying to sit by a pool. She's like, what is it? They're not understanding that you want them to understand. And he's like, they're acknowledging you hurt. I need them, you know, I was hurt after the divorce. And she's like, but you're not speaking for yourself to acknowledge anything you did. And he's like, yeah.

She goes, why? Talking about. They're so stupid. And it just goes on. It's like this circle. Because he's a total asshole, too. you know he's like so what so i married someone you thought was your friend i didn't think she was your friend fuck her like what are you even talking about like you were me to me so i got back at you

yeah that's his whole thing she's like how dare you i don't it just goes on and on you always think you're smarter than everyone in the room well i know i'm smarter than you and more not sad able to be and he's like oh you so you're smarter than me she's like yes i know i am that's why i've accomplished so very, very little in my life. He's like, well, that's why I'm the successful one and you have no career. And of course, Sky, Reza and RJ are watching this from the pool, which means that Reza's like, I'm going to put this in the bank and use it later. Yeah.

And Gigi says, you're successful? What are you talking about? What are you even talking about? He lives in an $8 million house and like, owns your business. That's probably what he's talking about. He's like, you have no money. You've got no jobs. He's like, you are nothing.

And he's like, oh, so you're going to give me advice? She goes, okay, just get out of here. Then I can't even deal with him. Now I can't even deal with him. I just said, I'm smarter than him. So he pointed out that I've never had a job. Who does that? I just called him nothing.

So now he's saying I'm not smart. This guy's like, what the fuck? So then inside Dennis is, he goes inside. He runs into MJ and he's like, you know what? I'm on the way. I got to go. I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

I'm leaving. Talk to you soon. And I'm just like, wait, what happened? He cannot for one second just say, yes, I might have. have done the wrong thing in response to me doing the wrong thing and I'm sorry about that. But you're the one who invited him over and so the problem is you. Like I don't see what's wrong here. Yes.

She's like, well, I, she's and Sky's like, you're begging for trouble and Jesus like, I don't disagree. My whole point in inviting Dennis was to rip off that awkward bandage with all my friends. But if we didn't have business between each other, because of course I'm going to get into business with someone who I've declared is not successful, there would be no connection anymore. We still need to have space and I feel like I made the wrong choice by asking him to come to Palm Springs. You think? Oh, you want a friendship in the business? Because I'm still confused in this department. Like, what are you talking about? She's like, I wish I could have the friendship back, Sky. You wish? I wish. You wish? I wish. I wish. I wish a lot of things.

You wish. I wish. Into the tabooly, we go, we go. So on the driveway, Dennis and MJ are out there talking, and he's like, she wants to go, like, she's smarter than the whole room. I mean, she's always smarter than me. She's like, you know, I feel like, I don't feel like maybe necessarily leaving all the way out of here is the best thing. I mean, we're shooting a show, so, I don't know, you still got a mic. Like, I don't know, go back out there.

Do you want any egg? He's like, I'm so. Martha Stewart. What is this, Mathis do it? He's like, I'm so mad, I'm going to leave. You should really stay. Okay, I'll stay. I was like, wow.

They really are unwind. This is a, they're doing a really bad. This is really has like the dramatic arc of the little skits I would make up with my camcorder in like eighth grade. So he's like, okay, then I'll stay. I just need to unwind. But if she tries to be Gigi with me again, not only am I not staying, but I just don't think I'll be able to do business with her. The stakes are higher than they've ever been in our storyline. And Reza is like, well, that guy left.

So I guess Gigi doesn't have anybody to stab. So I'll start some new shit. So he goes up to Tonin. And he's like, what were you in Sky talking about? She's like, well, it was more like about the two of them. And I said, don't you think you have high expectations for people? You know, putting pressure on him with all these high expectations, like calling a bartender when you're supposed to and stuff. I mean, that's really rough on a man.

And he's like, well, the combo that needs to be had, which she's not having, which I'm really upset about. Yo, you're like putting pressure on me. Like I can't afford this lifestyle you want to live. Like what? Like what am I made out of money? Cause like she dictates what's going on and he's like afraid of her. Like did you say anything about the dog about like supporting your brand? Because that was rough.

Like that girl took your moisturizer and put it on a dog. Like are you upset at all? Like we're by a pool relaxing. You better yell at this bitch. Like literally bitch. are literally wearing your serum. Like that is like literally so wrong. You can't let that happen.

So it means like, well, I mean... Reza be hair care, bitch. She's like, well, I haven't put my serum out yet, so I'm not gonna start with that yet. Well, let's see what happens. Because you should definitely have that fight. And if you don't, then I'm gonna have it for you. Well, it's so funny because my friends sometimes say

I look like a sky, a scari catalogue. sometimes, which is true. It's actually crazy because I wear all of her jewelry. Yeah, because it speaks volumes about you, though, because she's competitive with you and she looks at you and you're like dripping in jewelry and you've got like a COO title and your husband's doing like really well, doing the whatever Greg does, I guess making man buns. Not sure about that. Okay, bad point, bad point. But she's jealous of you like so much. You should be mad at her. Okay, well, if I really don't see support, then maybe I'll blow up because like now it's built up far too long. But are you mad now? Did I do my job? Because I'd really love to eat some tabooly. Guys, Adam's going to make the tabooly ladder. Get excited. Then we get a weird scene of MJ putting stuff on her face and just going like, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the little things we get together. Yeah. Yeah. So weird. Yes.

So then now RJ is talking Resa Jackson if you will is talking to Greg and he's like How are you feeling bro? He's like good It was an intense night

I mean that medium right That was crazy that medium He's like yeah Like in the beginning I was like whoa And like yeah In the beginning I was like whoa I wonder what Amir has to say

About that So Amir joins them And we have this cross-cutting conversation Amir's talking to Greg and RJ And Natasha is talking to Reza And MJ about this medium It's actually a pretty compelling situation because it is a

dorny situation of like, hey, Amir never fell out of love with this guy, like, is she, with this girl? Is she, is he still in love with her? But of course, Natasha is having this conversation in the gentle, thoughtful hands of Reza and MJ, which means like, seriously, do you feel like you're being cheated on with a dead person? Because he's like totally in love with her. He invited us to a ghost wedding.

That's like crazy. He said, would it be crazy if I asked my dead wife to like, like swing with my new wife and then he put ghost keys in a bowl. He loves her. Have you ever noticed the way he like looks at you and is like, damn, I wish you was the other one. God. She's like, I,

I'm gonna go back to my hotel room now. I'm crushed. Because obviously this is your, I imagine it's a huge insecurity in relationship. And they're like, wow, do you think he's in love with her? And she's like, I was hoping not to talk about this on camera where my children might have to see this someday. So, yeah, it's a little hard for me, a little hard. Yeah, she's like,

yeah, I mean, you can't just fall out of love with someone. It's not like she ever did anything, you know? And they're like, well, did you ask him about it? Why don't you ask him about it? Ask him if he still loves her. I mean, they're so vultry, you know? And so meanwhile, Greg is asking Amir, like, has Natasha ever asked if you're still in love with her? Like, I don't see the producer's fingerprints at all on this scene. They're all doing the exact same thing at the exact same time. So Amira's like, no, I mean, I love her, but like I can't be in love with her because she's not here. But, you know, the memory of her, like, that's part of me. God, I love talking about this again, guys.

And back to Natasha, she's like, you know, I mean, they wanted this life that we have together. So, of course, it's really hard. And this was hard to watch. And she's crying. And Amir is saying, you know, I do want to see how involved she wants to be because she's been very supportive. But, you know, being supportive is not the same as being involved. So I guess I should ask her if she wants to know. She doesn't want to be more involved.

What are you talking about? Don't you have three children with this woman? Why do you want? Why do you want to bring this back in? Why do you want to bring this into the marriage? It shouldn't be like, hey, do you want to like mourn this by my side? I don't. I don't know.

I'm like, don't let this show ruin your marriage. Please. Yeah, I know. Because it's a very delicate situation. And I actually think it's a really fascinating dilemma in a relationship. But like it needs, I think, more care. than, you know, drunk Reza being like, so what do you think? Commercials.

Here comes one right now. So now it's time to go race, race some cars fast. And Greg's excited. He's like, I'm obsessed with cars. I'm at a race track once, once a month at least. I mean, call me Tracy Chapman because I have got a fast car. Okay, let's do this. And Greg is, I think no one wants to do this because he actually says,

I'm kind of forcing this down people's throats, but I'm convinced him to drive a little. fast and crazy because those courses are pretty safe for the most part, but you never know. I want to show them how fast I am and that I'm faster than all of them. I don't, you know what I don't love is pretty safe for the most part. That's not, it doesn't work for me. This is not a been activity for sure. Yeah. We make fun of Adam, but I am Adam. Okay. Like, I'm like, is it safe? Can we make sure we just don't go above 35 miles per hour, please? So they go to like the BMW racing center, which I didn't,

even though they had there. I've always wanted to go do one of those things. And they're driving the M-cars, which are like the sports cars. And so, anyway, back at the house, Gigi and Adam are talking. And she's talking about this fucking guy again. And Adam's like, well, girl, but why'd you invite him then? Because people are trying to make him feel welcome because you invited him. You can't be mad at us for making him feel welcome. I mean, you surprised him on us, actually, on my birthday.

It's like, well, I messed up. I thought, you know, it's going to be Dennis. And like, once he comes around, it's going to be water under the bridge. He's like, no, it's like, it's like water. It's not water under the bridge. It's like water over the bridge. And it's, it's scary water. And it's, it's washing away all the tabooly.

I don't want the water anymore, Gigi. Ow, Gigi the water. Okay, Adam, it's a theoretical. Relax. You're safe. Okay. Dennis did my friend dirty. So, therefore,

I don't like him, but she's my best friend. And whatever she says to do, I'm going to do it. But at the same time, she lights fires and burns and walks away. And I kind of feel like that's what she's doing right now on my birthday. So what are you looking? I'm violent. Keep going at him. You can do it.

Girl comma interrupted. Girl comma interrupted. So he's like, you need to find boundaries. And she's like, yeah, I can seem confused. Because they accuse my, oh, God, I just don't, I don't care. I'm fast forwarding. I'm like, literally, I would rather watch the guys crash in M car than listen to Gigi for one more second. So we go back to the racetrack and Tonin's like, yeah, I don't mind going to a racetrack.

I mean, my car accident, I was a passenger. So I just don't trust the person driving, but I'm okay being in the driver's seat, you know, I'm ready for new trauma. Yeah, I love that this is that somehow Greg never, his takeaway was never, you know, driving. Fast is really bad. That's he, he didn't take anything from that accident. Also, why do you go to Palm Springs to drive like this? You can just go to Glendale. Just watch go.

Just stand. Brand Boulevard. It's basically NASCAR there. Or the 170 freeway. Like, you know, people who live here know, people who live here know. Like this is like the moment like you, you step foot into Glendale, it's like, it's like, there's a whole bunch of cars. That's so funny.

I'm going there after this. To Street Race. Oh, Gigi. Oh, to Bradd Boulevard. That's my favorite home goods. Oh, yeah. I wish I could join you. And I got to go before the weekend hits because people are monsters on the weekend.

It's like, oh, God, you see all the drags out there. It's like, can't, do go home. It's too late. It's going to take you an hour to get there. It's too. Right now it's 2. You're going to take the 134 from the valley. You're right.

Sorry, Ronnie. But then I could go to the Apple store and be like, can I try a pencil? Hmm. Could you show many short? My 64th pencil. Actually, I thought about getting an apple pencil. I was like, I'm going to be a line. You don't have one?

Oh, yeah, you've got to have an apple pencil. Oh, so we're shaming now? I was never taught how to hold a pencil by my parents. I was never taught to cry with an apple pencil. So, um, they race. They drive like idiots. RJ crashes into Ben's Apple pencil dreams and almost dies. Everyone acts like they're totally scared.

And, um, and it's fine. By the way, it's fine. They promoted this. This is a big thing. They're having an accident. This is no glamorous dunes. Okay. The car just goes off the track a little bit.

And everyone goes to save them. And, you know, I really appreciated Baumshaw driving conservatively. He's just driving. Because this happens to someone. Anytime they go racing like this on Bravo, there's always someone who gets that. Do, do, do, do, do, do music. Bamshaw just enjoying it. He's like, hmm, nice car.

I like it. Oh, what's the multimedia like? Let's see here. He's like connecting his phone during the blue using the Bluetooth. He's like, hmm, let's see. Oh, car play. Good. Good.

So far so good. So car accident and it's not great. And but everything's fine. Everyone's fine and everyone's safe. So let's go back to the house. So Gigi is FaceTiming her son, which is moderately. I think he's a moderately more entertaining, but maybe not. And then the pool, everyone's back by the pool.

And Gigi is like, guys, I would love some feedback about something very important. Earlier, the whole situation with Dennis, I just, or Adam, I said that I just want the space right now. And I don't know why Dennis has a room where he goes into shower and changes. And now he's being invited to dinner when you say, go, go get ready. I mean, he's like, okay. And I don't do go to the racetracks because he's there. And I think after I was yelled at this morning, I can't even look at it. his face right now and he gets to be part of our dinner that I invited him to.

And I have to sit there and fuck and his face and he's sulking and like, this is just getting worse and worse and it's getting deeper and deeper. Like, girl, you invited this guide on this vacation. And now you're upset that he's here. I'm like, girl, this man is last night's tabooly. Done. I'm telling him he can leave. And you can enjoy your weekend with your friends, Gigi, because we're best friends. So I'm going to go confront him.

And bombsha's like, I've got her back. Listen, I'm reinvigorated by the Bluetooth ability of the BMW. Let's go. So she's like, oh, my God. The Lomba supports. So beautiful. Such good friends. So they go in.

And bombs shot's like, I can handle this. And so they go in. And Adam's like, I'm so disappointed in Gigi. She has me do her dirty work. And she's the one who invited him on my birthday. But she still needs someone to have her back. So I'm going to do it. She's my ride or die.

And he was like, it's like if she were to commit a murder and needed help with the body, I'd be like, before you go with that body, take this to bully. Rez is like, you heard it here first, folks. If I go missing, look for him in that bitch because bitches be burying bodies together. So Adam is somehow mad. If she came to me and said that she murdered somebody, I would say, I'll help you, but can you find someone else to carry him? And then she gave me the shovel and I go, ow, Gigi, that was heavy. Adam is like mad that he has to do her dirty work. You don't have to do any of this, by the way, because it's all so stupid.

But he goes in to Dennis is in a room. And Adam sort of like gets on the bed on his knees. He's like, hey, Adam. I hate being the bearer of bad news, but we are out of Tabuli. And the next batch won't be ready for another 15 minutes. So in the meantime, did you happen to get a hotel before you came out? He's like, it's fine. I'm going.

I really don't care. Like you guys either say you want me to be here or don't. I don't care at all. So he's like, I'm out. Bye. And bombs shot's like, wait a minute, wait a minute. Thank you for understanding. I don't want it to end like this.

Do you know how to bartend? Okay. I could call you maybe in the future. Last minute. But you come, yes. D.D., I did you a solid. Are you serious? Oh, I'm happy.

I ripped the Band-Aid off when it came to the whole group. You didn't rip the Band-Aid off. You gouged the wound. Cause the cuts. You caused the cuts. So she's like, make sure he's gone. Please go to the door. And she's like, I'm going to stick my head out the door.

But he doesn't even open the door. It's like two weeks. So he just, you just see Adam looking out the window. He's like, is he leaving? And you see the car move off. She's just like, goodbye, Felicia. Goodbye. As they said in the film Thursday, goodbye, Felicia.

So Courtney arrives. It's not time for. dinner. There's going to be some stakes, which by the way, it looked beautiful, beautiful stakes. And Sky complains about it later. And I'm like, Sky, I think you're wrong on this one. They look like good stakes. So there's there, Gigi's letting up to smoke.

She's like, it's dinner time. I need to it's so stressful. I never learned how to be sad. So I must smoke a marijuana joint here because I'm bad. I'm bad girl Gigi. Bad girl, Gigi. So Reds is like, I'm going to set the table.

So he goes out and he's putting force and he's like, which side does the fork go on guys? Forks be bitches be crazy. Like force be nuts. These are like white people forks. And Tannin comes over and she's like, please do it right. Okay, because, no, not Tannin. She's like, fork is on the left side, knife is on your right. Do it right. If you're doing it, do it right, baby. Please. He's like, what? She goes, can you please make sure it's lined up with your chair? Don't do a messy job if you're going to do it. Come on. He's like, why are you giving me shit? I was not a waitress like you.

So maybe I don't know exactly where utensils go. Because I still haven't seen baby Shams and Shams was supposed to teach me about play settings. Just come and say, let me help you. You're not my supervisor. Meanwhile, Reza, I guarantee you would be the person. If someone was not setting up a table right, he'd be like, bitch, what are you doing? That's not even how it goes. Fork on the left, spoon on the right.

That's so Persian. Yeah, A, did you just shame somebody for being a waiter? Because you can go fuck yourself. You failed ass hair product, bitch. And second, this is typical Reza. Like, I'm mad at somebody. So I'm going to just take a normal thing that happens for the course of the night and spin it into something terrible so I can swim with them at dinner.

Yeah, flatware fight. So now that dinner is served, they all sit down and I'm like, I brought that to me. Guys, I just want to say something. I'm so appreciative for everyone being here. and I wanted to take this moment to apologize to everyone here. I made a very rash decision on inviting Dennis because I'm violent and to come without, I invite him to come without consulting or informing anyone.

It was very selfish and very personal. And I have my parents to blame because they never taught me how to be sad. And I'm very appreciative of you guys for being honest with me about it. So cheers, everyone. Cheers. Wow, Gigi. I would have hated for you guys to make it a meal without you making it about yourself from the very fucking start.

than me. I mean, Jesus. So now everyone's like, hey, Greg, thanks for cooking the steaks. And Sky's like, oh, I mean, it's chewy. It's chewy steak. You know, maybe it's from Aaron, but it's still chewy. It's still chewy. Oh my God. Spending this time I'm spending with Sky in Palm Springs, I'm starting to grit on my nerves. It's like, is she complaining? She's like, is this organic bitch? Like, is this steak from Arrow One? How about Arrow what? Are you talking about bitch and bombshide goes well it's from whole food she's like yes grass fed but very chewy why do you come off so condescending like she's stuck up she's pretentious like you would think she's a member of the persian family royal family oh thank you you're right she's a member of

the persian family regular style regular style the valley persian style regular style regular style the valley persian style regular family. So Gigi is like that she's like, this is chewy and bump shots. Soul food. They don't know better. So Gigi is, and I like that whole food somehow has become like the peasant food.

Like, oh my God. It's so funny. So Gigi's like, guys, Adams to Bully, in my opinion, and Adam goes, world famous. You let her say, you're not supposed to be the one to say world famous. Like my world famous tabooly. it's only world famous because you are pushing out on us.

The world doesn't know any better at this point. The world only knows Adam Tabuli. She's like, guys, I think this is Irwan worthy. So, you know, Sky, you know Airwant inside and out. She goes, I know everybody in Airwain. I know the owner. I know the manager, every location, everything about everybody in Airwan. I know.

That means she's complained a lot. Yes, it does. Can I speak to the manager? Yeah. Who's in charge of the fish counter? I need to speak with him. Why are you out of Haley Beber smoothie? I come here every day.

Who's this Haley Bieber? So Gigi's like, what the fuck? You don't think it's overpriced groceries? She goes, I don't care. The quality of their food, the fresh food they make every day. It's so amazing. Air one, Air one for president. And Art is like, I shop at Rouse.

So, I mean, whole foods, if I'm feeling like really extra. but I draw the line at Airwan. And Natasha's like, yeah, like, it's a box of strawberries at Whole Foods are only $8, which is also hilarious acting like, wow, I paid $6 for a lemon at Whole Foods. And that's a bargain. But now you go pay $30 for strawberries. Like, you can just really get so much bang for your buck at Whole Foods famously. It's like the whole and Whole Food stands for a whole lot of savings.

Who considers that? a status flex like a yacht that's like a status flex like a private jet like but air one a grocery store res is like okay we're going to look at a two million dollar house so can you ease up on the shopping okay bitch you can't be paying for two million dollar house if you're paying for 20 dollar strawberries this guy's like no no no no no no i'm not giving up air one okay i just need to spend 30 minutes minutes a day, being around people who don't drive me nuts. I'm pretending like I don't live in the valley. So let me have that.

And bombsha's like, well, about the house, you know, if it's just on me right now, it's not a good time. It's not the right time. I'm just saying this. She goes, I want a bigger house a little bit, but you know not. In the valley. In the valley, not in the valley. Oh, you have an aversion to the valley now, which I just put the words in your mouth,

even though you weren't going to say them at the table and now I'm going to yell at you for it. True or false? have an aversion to the valley. Yeah. I don't like to live in the valley. I don't like the food. I don't like the vibe. And Greg is like, oh, oh, like that talk. Oh, oh, I don't want to live in the valley. Like, get the fuck out of here, bro. Because Greg is now the great valley defender. Greg, who is like, like, no offense. I know I go hard on the valley, but I do it with tongue and cheek. But like,

Greg, I'm like, I'm not going to look at Greg and be like, look at this guy. Look what the valley has produced. Don't you want to stay here? She's like, I'm not rubbing it in anyone's face. You're like, I hate restaurants in the valley. The food is disgusting. The valley, it's all bad. That's what you're saying. And Gigi stands up and she starts yelling.

Bro, we're on a TV show called the fucking Valley. You don't even live in the valley. What are you talking about? We worked so hard to get back on TV and you're about to ruin it for us. It's guys like, so what? If we sell this house, we can live anywhere. Like literally anywhere. Please, just put me in the ocean at this point, just not the valley.

And Greg's like, well, can you do that right now? Sell the house and go move away from the most beautiful place in the world called the Valley, home of the man buns and fast driving? I don't think so. And Sky's like, go ahead, bumshot. Tell me, tell me. And he goes, I don't think it's the right move. And Greg's like, oh, okay.

So you guys get on the same page and stop fronting, bro, because you don't have another choice, honey. Like, you don't have another choice. Greg, sit the fuck down. And what are you yelling at a woman and calling her honey at a table? What the fuck? And Rez is like, oh, my God. Like, literally, you would think that you grew up with like Ricky, Ricky from Silver Spoon's dick in your mouth. Like, what the hell?

And like a trust fund or something. It's like, I'm not snobby at all. And Resry goes, what? And then he stands up and starts. And he stands around. And he does this performative laugh. He runs in a circle and goes, ha, ha, ha. He's so obnoxious.

They're a break in. Oh, my God. He's so obnoxious. Like, how are you guys turning me on Skies' team? Like, I'm 100% on Sky's team. Like, a lot of people don't want to, I live in the Valley. I like the Valley. A lot of people don't like the Valley.

Who cares? It's not like it's the first time you heard it if you live in L.A. There's like a huge, it's a conversation. You know, a lot of people just don't like it. That's it. I tell people I live in the Valley. They're like, really? I'm like, yeah, I like it.

And I like, I mean, but isn't it hotter there? And the food kind of sucks, right? I mean, they'll tell you right to your face. It's a normal thing. Leave the woman alone. I'll do it right now. I mean, look, there's really nothing more fun.

Not you, Ben. Not you. But like the Valley has all sorts of awesome stuff in it. Like it's always kind of just like a funny thing. It's like sports teams, you know, when you're like teasing. But like, of course, the Valley is perfectly fine and nice. Don't want to live there ever in my life. But like I think that like it's just it's just the it's the funny jostling that you do but like Greg is so mad

It's like he's he's furious right now So guy is like no I don't you know what like I don't want to do I don't want to live there you know like oh my god girl girl girl Girl why would you do that and they're just like so mad and it's like I don't do things for people would for what they think okay I do for what I want and resilly so you wear airmas sanders and a And Arames, not for the look? And Pam Shat's like, she does it for herself. Yes, I do it for myself. So my best friend is sitting there, right there.

She knows that about me, right, Tannin? And Tami's not answering. And Reza's like, oh, really? Well, what did you do when your friend pulled out her serum? Because she showed you her serum. Do you remember that? What did you do with that? And Tani, Tani's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.

Hold on. Hold on, Reza. Because he's going to take everything she said and stab her in the back right now. And Sky is like, what? Wait, wait, wait, wait. You talk to me about the serum then. You talk to me about it. And he goes, you put it on your skin? Well, at first. And then I rubbed it on my dogs after my skin started burning off.

You rubbed it on your dog? Well, my dog is basically like the heroin of dogs. So it's a fabulous place for anything to be really. It's so lucky to be featured in era one. So you think that's a good look? She's like, yes, he's perfect. It's like, oh, perfect. I'm just going to repeat what you say.

And Sky's like, the fact that my best friend is goes gossip about it with Reza, they weren't there. Like, they don't know exactly what's going on. It's very disappointing and very out of character, but so, Valley. Oh, yeah, well, she's wearing your jewelry. Do you think it's cool to rub shit on your dog? Do you think what if she rubbed your jewelry on a dog? What would that be? Oh, big fight.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. And Tani's like, okay, calm down, Raza. She goes, oh, really, oh, really, Tani. Have you ever paid for my pieces? And she goes, yeah. She goes, oh, retail price ever. Well, lady, you make your own jewelry and you set your retail price at whatever god awful price you're going to try and screw people out of first of all. And so she's like, oh, stop.

You pay retail. And she's like, no, but I paid for them. And she's like, 100%. And she goes, well, I get a friend discount. But like, what's your point? Oh, friend discounts. All the same amount that everyone else get. All the lines around the block from my jewels, huh?

Yeah, you're not Harry Winston here. She's not buying your jewelry because she's like, I must have it. She's buying it to support it so that way it's on her body and she can go advertise it. Like she's acting like the favor is that she gave the discount. And it is a favor, but the real favor is to mean for actually spending the money. Okay, the 30% savings does not compare to the 70% payment. Ben, I gave you a discount on a watch what crap insert. How dare you.

So she's like, what's the point? And she's like, I'm confused. Are you saying I'm not supportive? And she's like, because it sounds like you're doing me a favor. And so Tanin tells us, like, listen, like, there's pieces of jaw on my floor on the floor here. Like after every single piece I bought from her thousands and thousands of dollars worth. And she's like, I don't even want to say the number because it's obnoxious. But then for her to act like, oh, wow, I gave you such a discount.

Like, that's disgusting. right so um this guy's like why you were of a sudden so grew you being such an asshole and aggressive Greg he's like I'm not so well I don't understand that is because you're pretentious and I don't like that that's not how we act in the valley she's like well I already told you I really couldn't care about what other people think he goes well you're offending me by saying I don't want to live in the valley it's offensive to me that's why she's like well why because you live in the valley because yeah I was born raised in the valley victory boulevard baby yeah in between a Costco and a marshal

That's where I was born and raised. Magnolia is not just a Tom Cruise movie, honey. And she's like, well, I don't want to live in the valley. You want to talk about Sherman way? Now we're talking about Greg's way. All right. Now see your way out of here. Helmsley isn't the only Sherman on my television lady.

And Greg's like, it seems like you're better than people that live in the valley. Don't you get it? Listen, Greg, you need to change your fucking tone. You are sitting at a dinner table talking to your friend's wife like that. Shut the fuck up. And Bombshot's not saying anything, by the way. Nothing. I would kick his ass if I was his wife.

What the fuck? And Russ is like, yeah, Bombshot's not defending his wife because he feels the same way, except he's in the fucking dog house and he can't say shit to her. So he's still letting everyone else do his dirty work. So then Gigi insert herself and goes, Sky, maybe it's the delivery. And Greg is like, am I wrong about what I'm saying here? No, not at all. You can't say the valley's great.

But you can say the valley's great, but it's just not for me. It's just like, not for me. Just the way Ben said it on, watch her crap ends. And she's like, I've said it so many times. I have nothing against the valley. And she goes, I don't need to be yelled at. I love the valley. Oh, God, Gigi.

Like the men are sitting here yelling at her at the table. And now she's just going to make it about herself and act like Sky. Did you insert it herself? Yes. She's going to make it sound like Sky yelled at her. Oh, my God. So this guy's like, perfect, perfect. You love the valley. Good for you.

And you'll, oh, really? Good for you? Don't be condescending to me. Good for you. Really? No, I really want you to finish so that I can move on. Go ahead. Go ahead. Say something. Oh, really? Good for you. Good for you. I can pop. Be careful. I was in a street gang once.

It was scary. Scary for people. We find old ladies walking on the street and we'd hustle them for a nickel or a quarter every now and then. and we'd have lunch money. So be careful, because you might not have those quarters on you very soon. I'm gonna pop, bro. And Reza's like, bro, like, I'm setting the fucking table. And she's saying, do it right.

Like, no one talks to me like that. And I get my fucking, oh, my God. You guys are like taming up on this. Like, oh, my God. Not where microaggression. And Sky goes, you need to shut the fuck up number one. And Gigi's like, oh. And so now Gigi gets up and she comes up behind Sky.

sitting down and starts pulling her chair. She goes, oh, can I pull your chair so you can walk away because you need to walk away, bro, because I wasn't raising my voice until your voice and my. So she's going to assault this woman now. Yeah, and Scott, and this is, by the way, I love this because it reminded me of Kenya Moore and Kim Fields with a chair. And then, uh, do you just like, walk away.

And I'm like, no, no, no, stop. No, Gigi, ow. G-T, no, our D-D-D. So the sky is walking. If you think I'm like Dennis or somebody, you're a piece of shit. Because I will drop you like the napkin that I clean my nose with, okay? Because you are a piece of shit and you're so beneath me. By the way, I don't clean my nose with aeron napkins.

Too nice. Too nice for that. And then she does like the look like she's wiping her nose and throws the Kleenex and turns and walks away. I was like, you go. Yes. Great casting. not being terrified of Gigi for one fun or Reza, just being like,

fuck all of you idiots, you know. So she walks away and Adam's like, Sky, don't ever call my friend a piece of shit. Shut up, Adam. Don't be friends with Gigi. Fucking Adam. And she goes, oh, you shut up, but I will. And then she holds her nose and looks at Gigi

and then walks in. What's like? We did the trailer breakdown for this in the fall or in December, whenever it was and we were I I love this they showed this this this line and I loved that her saying like the tissue I blow my nose with I was like oh perfect and it was just as good when it happened in real time and I think yeah like I love this guy woman she's so she's so mean but it's exactly what this cast needs I love it too look I think she's an asshole I mean but

but it's not there it's like they're like gang up you know I don't like when they do that and I don't like the men screaming at the women and I don't like Gigi like coming up trying to like physically get aggressive with somebody. It's so gross. So I'm team Sky. I hope she just wipes the floor with all. I'm not on her team as far as it goes with Tonin because I think she went too low with Tanin when she didn't really know what was going on. But Tonin has been talking about shit about her behind her back literally to us and to everyone else. But yeah, but I don't know. But like, it's like Tanin's infractions with gossiping

I don't think compare to Sky. Sky's infractions as like a who like takes too much. So like for sure, I think, you know, Sky is not like perfect. It's not like, yeah,

it's queen, icon, everything she does is right. Yeah. But I just think that when it comes to Gigi and when it comes to like some of this other stuff.

And Raza too, because she didn't do anything to Reza. You know, Reza's making like this huge case against her. Like she's been terror. And Raza's leading this whole thing at dinner and this whole storyline. It's just like gross.

Go for one of the men. You know? Yeah. Let Gigi handle this other stuff. What a fun. What a fun way to end the week. We'll be back on Monday with a whole new batch of recaps and a week's worth of fun to be had. Yes, everybody.

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