Watch What Crappens - #3197 Married To Medicine S12E09 + Karen Huger Interview: MiraMarred Intentions and Huger Hubris Part Two

Episode Date: February 2, 2026

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Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. The neighbors are going to know I'm in town. Because she's saying how she gets mad. Her voice gets elevated. Well, I saw the county jail and we don't want to go there because no one mourns the wicked. Am I right? So you got my bail money. And it's like a whole joke about how they always say that. And Simone explains that whenever they go somewhere, they always say, you have my jail, my bail money. That's hilarious. You had to be there, guys. So Jackie says it.

But the way Simone says it, it's like, yeah, we always promise that we'll bail each other out of jail. Jackie doesn't need to be bailed out of jail. You're the one. So then we go back to Contessa. And she's like, okay, you need to pick a room, but they're all taken. And Heavenly is like, oh, I'll just sleep with quad in that balcony room. And so they talk about how they need to go take baths. And Mimi's like, because we still have dolphin on us.

And dolphin cannot arrive with nighttime Mimi. I'm telling you that right now. Daytime dolphin does not work with nighttime Mimi. Okay. So they're like, okay, we're going to shower. There's also gnats everywhere. There's gnats. That's the other plot is someone brought gnats to the house.

I think it was the dolphins. I mean. I think it was the dolphins too. I love a dolphin, but you know that dolphins smell. The gnats are just like, oh, I smell some dolphins. Let's go to that house. Because they're all still covered in dolphin juice. I guess.

I don't know. You know that Nats love dolphin. They're like, oh, yeah. This is why I moved to Miramar for that sweet dolphin access. So then Toya checks in with Simone's like, so how old, zool. And Simone's like, it was good. It was really good. It was just peaceful.

Little dog to you? No. Did heavenly speak to me? I can't understand what you're saying. Toya. Well, dog. I, you have to say. speak more clearly, Toya.

Okay, I'm assuming you asked if Heavenly talk to me, and the answer is absolutely not. She's like, well, what the hell? Because you just said you don't feel safe here, but you're standing in the house with the person you don't feel comfortable with? What's that about? Well, Toya, since when do people on these shows leave homes because they're uncomfortable? The whole show is built on uncomfortability. But Toya is really just anti-Heavenly.

She's just anti no matter what. And so she's mad that she's not staying in a... They're all mad that she's not staying in a hotel. And then Quad is in the room catching Heavenly Up. And she's like, you were the topic of conversation last night. Now, did she push you or not? Because she said that she said that she did not push you. And she goes, well, she did this.

Let me show you exactly what she did. And then she shows her that Simone supposedly bumped her, like body bumped her, and then, like, flew her hand at her. which like flung the hands no it did really did not happen yeah emily removed her hand from heavenly's hand from her shoulder and walked away and i mean simone was not happy so maybe heavenly took it as an aggressive moment but it was she just simply removed the hand heaven's like well i took a picture and she was like this kid your mona fucking hand off me and that's what she did and even if i was upset like don't do all that but then i was uncalled for it it was unnecessary and i don't like it did she on any part of it and cause like what

What I want you to understand is campaign manager to candidate. She never said she never pushed you. Well, I'm telling you what happened. I mean, you may call it a push, but like, you call it whatever you want. But like the energy was evil for the lack of the better record. Evil someone. It was on the edge. But you know, I was just being a nice girl.

And Quads like, so can you guys be in the same room? And she's like, yeah, but don't, you know, do all of that, whatever you want to call it. So Quads like, well, this is definitely. a different picture than how Simone explained it. They were all there. I don't understand how nobody saw any of this happen. This was a group scene and a group party and they're all, I mean, look, Heavenly, they were taking a picture, right?

They had just gotten into an argument. Then someone was like, oh, I want to take your picture. So Heavenly gathered to take the picture and came up and put her arm around Simone. Simone removed her arm and said, I don't want to talk to you. And then it became a screaming and yelling match between the both of them. So, yeah, there was no, there was no abuse here. but everyone's pretending they didn't see it so I guess they can just stay out of this

fight because nobody wants to be in the middle of this No, no they don't So Simone is with Toya in the room She's someone's like on her laptop in bed And she's like, if I'm gonna get out of this bed What I'm not gonna do is sit in the presence of someone Who is lying on me And Toya's like, well

You know, you have to do it Because you know what Eugene says He says, He says heavenly is perfect for the candidacy Because all she does is lie half of. So now it's time to check in with the men because let's see what's happening. And so we go to the real reason everybody watches this show

to see what Eugene thinks about life. Men loafing about. So we go to Steve first and he is watching his kids as they fight. And he's like, oh, when's she back? And then here's what I was amused by. We cut to Eugene and he's there with his kids. kids and they're at some sort of crafting thing where they are like they're doing something with thread

with like these guns the threading guns and easels it's like a very crafty moment and i thought it was so funny that like this is what eugene and the boys were doing with toy out of the house they're doing this like little wholesome threading activity that i don't know was it rug making what were they doing ron i was so amused by this i have no idea because they were like ropes you know it was like they were a state it looked like stapling like some kind of staple thread i mean i don't know wanted to do it i'll tell you were they like patterns that they bought and then they were going like making race cars because one was pretty good like one was a car yeah so i'm guessing there were pre-made patterns and then the other one was just some kind of shape i don't know but i thought it was

it just was like because i feel like everything we know about eugene and the boys is that they're all adorable nerds in the best way, meaning that it seems like Eugene gets the boys together. They watch Marvel movies and they play video games together. And so it was funny that they just decided to do this analog crafting experience while Toyota was out of town. Like, guys, guess what? We're going to make race cars out of rope. Right?

Get in the car. That's nice. You're making your mama rung? It says, gather a bitch. That's nice. She's going to love that. Our note taker says it's a rug making place. I just wasn't short, but they didn't look like rugs, but they like placemats were.

I don't know. I'm going to need some. Someone's going to help. Someone, please help. I don't know. So he's like, guys, we need to have a very serious talk. You know, I work a lot. And you guys need to learn things from me.

And you're going to learn everything from their mother. And they just laugh at him. And he's like, yeah, this is what you're learning from me. Rugs. Rugs. Glad I could be here. sending rope into fabric via some sort of weird gun. But the rope was like coming from the ceiling.

It was like a whole thing. It was like a whole elaborate thing. I'm so intrigued. So then we go over to Cecil with his boys. And he's like, okay, I've been read the riot act by your mother. And so now I'm going to have a father scene where I stand up for your mother. So he's like, guys, you know, you need to be nicer to your mother because she supports you. I think he's drunk.

I'm just going to say right now. He's slurring and I think he's drunk. Not that I really blame him, but I don't think we've ever seen a scene with Cecil without a drink in his hand this season. And he seems drunk right now. Like the last scene, it was in the daytime and he's like sitting in bed

with a full like yard of beer in his hand. So I think Cecil's just committing at this point. Yeah. I'm sorry, Ronnie. I figured it out. I think the place that went to was called Tuft House. And I just sent you a link. There was a place in Los Angeles where we can go

do this and um it is it is rug making it's a technique called tufting and apparently it's a thing and you go in and you you you tuft so there you go everyone to anyone who's banging their head on the steering wheel tufting tufting is the is the activity oh and there's even a link for date night guys if you have found your mate this is how to know date night will you join me um i broke him up i broke up with him when he took me to tufting on our first day. I feel like I am going to propose this to Dom. Like, Dom, do you want to do? Dom will be like, we don't need a random homemade rug, which is actually a fair point.

What do you do with this thing once you make it? I love a rug. I've got rugs everywhere. I'd love to make a rug. Although these don't look like the sturdiest rugs. They look beyond shitty. I don't know that I trust myself. So Cecil is giving a speech to the boys and he's like, you guys need to appreciate your

boys, right? your mom because she spends all this money and we want to retire. Like, has she ever told you that this is why she's stressed because she wants us to retire? And they're like, no. Okay, well, glad we had this talk. Do you have any beers in your fridge? Then we go over to Mimi, um, uh, checking him with Steve. And he's, uh, having a rough day with Stevie.

And he didn't get, he, they moved too slow. So he didn't get to regular summer camp. So now he's stuck having daddy camp. And he's like, please kill me. office camp. This is making me crazy. I've got the kid at the office. Please. Please come back. Come back soon. Anytime soon. And she's like, well, today I went swimming with dolphins. I wish you were there to join me. Would you have done that? He's like, no. No way. So then now it's time for the ladies to all sit down for dinner. And she contest says like,

chef, can you introduce yourself? And this guy comes out. He's like, hey, my name is chef. Christopher Holbrook. I've been chef of the year down here for the past 10 years. That's right. Miramar Beach's own celebrity chef. Chef Christopher Holbrook. Okay, I call these Wu-Tang chicken wings because there's so many ingredients in these chicken wings. It's like I brought the whole clan and put it in the bowl. I was like, I don't know if I love this speech right now. I know it says bit, but I don't know. I don't know if I love some of the wording in it. I like, can we not do this? You're not hungry for clan chicken? No. It doesn't sound good.

you? No, I felt like this was inappropriate. But I think they all just sort of smiled and were like, okay, you see you're trying to make a joke here. You can move on. Yeah, please go now. I'm sorry, I asked your name because he didn't even, he wasn't even to go into the whole spiel. He was just like, hey, y'all, here's some, here's some appetizers. She goes, could you just introduce yourself to everybody instead of just dropping off the food? And then he went into this monologue. So, Contessa, you did this. You did this. There was, and like, you just look at this guy and you're like, I just am like If the analogy is

I'm naming this after Wu Tang Because there's so many ingredients It's like I've got a clan of ingredients I mean isn't there like a Could you? I just feel like there's a There's another pop culture metaphor out there that can sort of convey The same thing without just sounding so

Off Just not the strongest Yeah Also are they spicy Wutang? I mean, I know they've got a lot of members, but I don't know. There were a lot of questions. There were a lot of questions.

Is one of those wings old and dirty? That's what I don't know. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So, Quads like, where are you from? Your accent is ridiculous. And he's like, well, I'm actually born in Atlanta. I was on the South.

I'm a Southside boy. You better watch out. I'm going to get you. Southside, boy. You better watch it. Better watch your staff. Okay, you can go now. You can go now, sir.

You can go. You can go. Thank you for the food. So they just brushed that one off. And Quad's like, let's start with a prayer. Who wants to say grace? Simone, do you want to say a prayer? Just no.

Not say a prayer. I was like grass. I love to talk about it. I love a talk of us. I don't know. A lot of people's love. Let's not get weight. Let's not get weight in Jesus' done.

And they're like, okay, thank you, Toya. That was really beautiful. Thank you for making this nourishment for our body and taking out all the impurities. You're literally drinking a martini right now. So they're talking about the house. Contest is like, am I good hostess? Do you guys like the house?

And they're like, yeah, everything's nice. And so they're not going to make small talk. So Contest is like, okay, Heavenly, why didn't you get on the plane yesterday? Let's talk about it. And she's like, well, there was a lot going on, and I needed to get my headspace together. And it was not a, you know, I just didn't want to come with the wrong energy. No.

So is that, so it's not just that you don't want to be in the same plane as Simone, says Contessa. It's like, all the same house, or the same tufting place. Go ahead. Say it. I just didn't want any negative energy. It's it. I just want a house of energy. Well, I expressed through the group that you didn't feel safe being around me.

Now, what I said was, I'm done. I'm not coming, okay? And I said that you were very aggressive. And I think I used the word I'm hinged. I was like a law. And I didn't want to come without energy. And I said, you pushed me. And that's what happened because you pushed me.

You pushed me. She's like, I did not push you. She goes, well, I was touched. And she goes, yes, because you touched me. And I took your hand. No, she said, you get your motherfucking hands off of me. She's like, no, I was there with movement. There was movement.

No, I don't want to have an argument because I was there as well and I felt the energy. And she's like, well, I didn't shove you. You put your arm. She goes, no, you did like this. And then she does like the swing of the arm again. And she goes, no, your arm wasn't there. It was around my neck, by the way. Well, you and I were there.

You and I were there. She goes, and I took it. And I said, get your hands off of me. And so, you know, Simone is making it sound a lot, maybe like very, like, very, like, ginger but either way heavenly is full of shit do you think heavenly is just flat out lying or do you think heavenly remembers it as being more dramatic i think she just remembers it incorrectly i don't think she's lying i think that she's lying but i don't think that she's intentionally lying i think that in her mind based on the stuff in her life like that i think like an unexpected movement i don't

know like i think that somehow like she's she really believes this yeah so somewhere in the middle but it's definitely more towards Simone's side. Because Simone's like, well, you touched me. And then I very gingerly took your hand. And I said, please do not touch me. No, it's like, do a physical. You definitely took that hand off. But not in a way.

There was no pushing. There was none of that. Yeah. Agreed. So, Hamlet's like, No, you didn't do that? You said, get your motherfucking hands off me.

That's what you did, Simone. Simone's like, no, I didn't. It's on camera, baby. Well, what's the footage? And I think you'll see it a little differently. And I think they sort of are looking. at the producers to be like, you'll bring out the footage now so we can watch it at the table, right? Right? No one does anything. So, but of course, the producers show us the clip.

Yeah, they show us for sure. Again. So Heavenly is just like, no, you were fucking unhinged, period. Now, Heavenly, if you came in here without the like physical aggressive component and just said, listen, you come for me at the beginning of this thing, at this party, we're supposed to be friends. You come up to me with Toya, who you know hates me. And you're like, well, Toya sent me notes from your thing. and then you start telling me off about my thing, and I don't need to be lectured by you, and then you go off on me in public, and it was embarrassing and unhinged.

Okay, if she did that, she would have had a different argument. But, you know, Heavenly takes it to this other level, and she's always going off on people in public, so I guess she wouldn't have a leg to stand on with that one either. But, yeah, you can't just say someone beat you in a party girl. Come on. Yeah.

So Simone is basically like, I'm not going to eat anymore. I've lost my appetite. And Heavenly was like, well, she was screaming. all over the place. Did you not see it? Did you guys all not see it? Were you not there? Am I making this up? And I was like, oh, I'm going to get some red wine. I'm going to go. Oh, good. No, no. Everyone, hold on. Hold on. Listen, listen. No, don't leave the table. Don't leave the table. But they're like, no, we're going to go. So Simone goes in one area, heavenly goes to another area. And they've,

they've gone to their own different corners. Yeah. And Simone's like, she's doing exactly what I thought she would. She's a lying low down bitch. I understand. Now, but that's what you need to say. That's what you need to say. I want you to come back to the table and very calmly say that she's a lying low down bitch. That's what we need to make this all better. And she's like, no. So then Heavenly on her side, it's like, well, I've said everything I can say. You all won't hear today. I like that Heavenly was like, did anybody see this? This was a group scene. Anybody? And nobody would, nobody would say anything. Yeah. And Cadesta's like, no, we want to hear you now that you're here. We heard you say your intention was, you know, just not come. And it was not for her to not come.

And Toa's like, oh, what about ruling her as a physician and making it look like she's aggressive? Like when you make comments like that, that's not good. And Heavenly is like, well, she was aggressive. She was very aggressive. Well, so are you. You. This is aggressive. And Mimi's like, Toya, I'm going to ask you not to interject.

And he was like, I'm not interjecting. I'm asking a question while someone else is talking. That's not interjecting. That's that's toy ejecting. And that's allowed. You're the interjector. I mean, he's like, where was this energy yesterday, you know, when Simone got to say her side of the story? And Heavenly's like, oh, God, don't worry about it.

Toya is just trying to piss me off. That's what Toria does. And she's like, well, the one question that I want to answer is if you had an issue with your friend to mold, why didn't you? She goes, oh, is she my friend? Okay, then if that wasn't your friend, then why did you put your hands on there in the first place? I didn't put my hands on her. Yes, you did. But you put your hands on her to take a picture.

So just say that. Like, I was mad at her, but I still wanted to be in the picture. So what's a big deal? Yeah, it was not putting the hands. It was not like capital P putting the hands on. Right. It was a, hey, come in. Let's take a photo together.

Yeah. This is why, isn't it the whole thing that Keanu reads whenever he takes a picture with someone, his hand, he always looks like he has his hands on their shoulders. but his hands are always like four inches off of them. He like just does not touch people because he knows that it can be. He watches married to medicine. He watches married to medicine. Yeah.

So, Troy is like, you put your hands on her. It's not what happened. It's like, so she just randomly pushed you. She randomly pushed you. I'm just like,

okay, well, she didn't push her and heavily did not quote unquote put her hands on her like that. They were taking a photo and Simone was like, I don't want to be in this photo with you. And it was nothing more than that. And it's crazy that's become such a big thing. Yeah.

And so Mimi's like, well, I mean, they were both asked to take a picture. Yeah. And then she moved the hand off her. And she was like, you know what? I'm going back to my room. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to my room with the balcony.

So, um, Toria's like, well, she just said it's not a friend. And Quad's like, don't yell at me. Like, look me out of it. So Mimi talks to Heavenly. And she's like, well, you know, we didn't hear Heavenly as, as we did Simone yesterday. And that's not fair. And Heavenly is like, yeah, you know, I don't feel like I deserve this.

Like, I don't understand why she's so angry with me. And Brandy goes, well, do you understand now that the implications when you use certain words like hostile? But it was hostile. Okay, so you don't understand. So, Simone is saying, I understand that I also need to give grace like God gives me every day. And I am not ready. I'm not ready. Okay.

Well, let me just remind you that no good deed goes unpunished. And what heavenly needs to hear right now is the heart of Simone. Can you give her that heart? Please. All anybody needs is the heart of Simone. Take it away, Simone. Take it away. New York, L.A., the sunset strip.

The heart of rock and roll. Also, Simone. So Simone is like... She's not going to get it. She didn't come wanting it and she's not going to get it. Okay, I'll do it. Where's heavenly? So she goes off to go find heavenly and everything.

And Quad's like, well, sometimes we try to speed up people's processes because it's something we want right now. But we do have to allow people to kind of take their time. I mean, even between you and I, so I get it. Whoever I'm talking to. Oh, it's a plant. Either way, plants, we're on good page now. And now Jackie is talking to Heavenly, and she's like, what I need my friend to hear is that I've got two great friends that I love. And as long as you're mine, I'm hurt right now.

And Emily's like, but I'm hurt. I'm the one who's hurt. You have to hear me. Are you willing to just say as a friend, I hurt you? You don't have to go back and say, you hurt me. You know, in a relationship, somebody's going to be the bad person. wicked if you will oh i can do it jackie i can do it i can do it i can do it

goddeme i can do it jackie and mimi's like but you're gonna do it from here your heart let me tap tap your heart so you remember exactly what i'm talking about this is oh is that a tin man reference though i get that that's what we know is that a scarecrow i'm so confused i don't know who did one that movie it's okay you don't have to worry about it just speak from your heart you can do that i mean everyone keeps saying she's going through so much but i'm going through so much So Jackie, they're getting very emotional because obviously she's talking about the fact that

she has no idea where her son is and she's having a strained relationship with him. And Jackie's, Jackie's senses like breakthrough moments. So she's like on her knees and she's like, her voice is cracking. She's like, we're all built different. And there's strong people and there's a divine transformation that's taking place inside of you and you need to walk in it. Stop. Walk in your divine transformation. So you'll talk to her.

You'll say you're sorry and mean it from your heart. And I don't want to make light of the fact that you're hurting heavenly. Do I not know that knowing where your baby is has got to be one of the most painful things? So you'll talk to her? Yes, Jackie. Thank goodness. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

So, yeah, heavenly agrees to do it. So Quad is like, yeah, she's hurt too. And they're both. They're both hurt and they're both trying to be tough. You've got to hand it to these people. I mean, the fact that they are on year nine, they've been doing this for so long, especially these OGs have been doing it for so long. They've been having the same fight now for 10 years.

And every time is like the first time. They're like, oh, my God. Will Simone talk to Heavenly? Will Heavenly apologize to Simone? They're still, like, so hurt like this has never happened before. It really, it's, it really is true. So, uh, Toya comes in. Oh, heavenly, you've got tears.

I don't know you had those things inside of you. And Kodessa's like, okay, all these, all these delicate flowers are falling apart in Florida. I love it. I'm such a good host. My hosting dreams have come true. So Jack is like, you got to say something. Okay.

But not right now. Even though you're very emotional and raw. Let's save it for tomorrow because we otherwise. we have nothing to shoot. So, uh, we'll go to sleep and you'll put on your bathing suit and tomorrow you'll discuss it. Like, that sounds like a great idea. Yeah, they're like, let's go in the pool. And Contessa says, yeah, let's go in the pool.

I have another game. Like, oh, God, Contessa games. Here we go. And Simone's like, no, I don't want to play a game if I'm not in a good mood and I don't want to be fake. And Toya's like, I'd not ask you you to be fake. Hitter, hit her, hit her right there. You're not helping Toya.

And Brandy's like, they don't want to talk. So they decided that they're going to play a game. game is so heavenly goes and changes to pajamas, I think. And so now they don't get in their bathing suits. They instead decide not to get in their pajamas and play a balloon game. So this is where they play their balloon game. So she brings out all these inflated balloons. And Mimi is like, does she have a helium tank in her room?

Like, where did they come from? So they all have these balloons. and they're going to read questions. Like, who is the person who's like this or who's the person who's like that? It's called the end. It's a head. It's a petty pop.

Petty pop. Petty pop. It was a Justin Blake song. And they are going to pop balloons. So this is, I think this is game number two so far for Contessa. It's like she's making up for lost time. She has a whole thing about being a hostess for this trip. And she takes it very seriously.

And she has loaded up. this trip with as many games as possible, much to, much to our chagrin. Yeah. So they, they read clues and whoever people think it is, they have to pop their balloon. So Brandy goes, this one says, breaks the sound barrier. Pop Simone's balloon. I got one. I have one.

It's the first to jump to bat, but as soon as things get heated, plays the victim. And so heavenly pops Simone's. And she goes, she goes over there with her pin, and she gets right in Simone's face. You bitch. Pops it right in her face. So Kadasa's like, Simone, don't let her get away with that. What do you got, Simone?

What do you got? is the only friend not to support her girlfriend's political endeavor. That's me. Oh, no, that's her question. And so then she pops Toya's, toy's balloon and everything. And then Toya's like, you know what these balloons? They were blocked of you for you, bitch. Anyway, whatever. Okay, I've got one. Dress is the best in the group. And Toya's like, well, I'm not going to pop myself. I'm like, good. Because I don't know if that's worth the pop there, Toya.

But I like that Toya is guilty in so many of the questions that she's almost out of balloons. She's like, well, that's you guys could at least see my beautiful face now. And so treats their friends like their patience. And they say Mimi. And then never uses her voice to defend her friends even with someone's the wrong. And Kwaz's like, Jackie, Jackie, they're talking about you, baby. They're talking about you. Toyo pops all of Jackie's balloons.

I love that the woman just keep on laughing. You know, if this were Beverly Hills, it would be like, I just don't understand why she would do that. Like, I actually am really supportive. And so the fact that she, like, pop my balloon, it makes me wonder, like, were we ever friends? But here. Well, yeah.

And also the moment where, Heavenly and Simone, who are in a huge fight, goes up to Simone's face and pops a balloon right in her face. Because you bitch. And Simone just laughs. So, Quads like, those will make enough to have the friend group and someone's like,

oh, that's Quad. So that's fine. Yeah, and Contest is like, wait, who's going to help me clean up these balloons? Well, next time I'm thinking of a better game because it's going to be you. I'm not helping you balloon queen. No.

Yeah. Next day, people wake up and Heavenly Quad's like, Heavenly, what versed you up today? And Heavenly is like, well, I've been reading the book of a piece. the phishish and tell you who you are. I'm not dealing with people and

dealing with the spirits and principles, principality is because you cannot come into this campaign being weak and you cannot come in this campaign being polite and I cannot talk to Jackie this shit because it's got to work if I'm going to be good, if I'm going to win this thing for daddy. Wait a minute, baby, you've got the Bible open. Yes, that's what a Feetian is.

So then Contessa is checking everybody and, you know, being a hostess and stuff. And she's like, there are drinks on the table if anybody would like to get a refill. Okay, here's the thing. You ask each other a question. If the person tells you an answer, you don't believe, you throw the coffee in their face.

Okay? Breakfast game. Contessa literally does rounds here. She comes by to everyone's room on her laptop, and it's like, what could I be doing better as a host? What do you need? What would make the situation more fun for you? I'm like, this is a bit much for a vacation.

I don't think you actually have to do that. Like, I do not want to have to answer a questionnaire about my experience. this stupid Airbnb dolphin Miramar Beach situation. So Contessa checks in with Simone and she's like, would you be okay if Heavenly is able to say what she needs to say to the group? And she's like, she can say whatever she wants. She goes, okay, okay, everyone, well, we're all out here by the pool and we're chilling. We had a great night.

Remember the games? That was so much fun. You're never going to see balloons the same. Am I right? Okay. So let's just let Heavenly get Chilka to talk uninterrupted. And when she says, and I'm done. then you guys can ask questions.

Okay, don't forget. It's when she says, and I'm done. Okay, go ahead, Evely. Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go. Okay. All right, well, do you guys all gather around? Okay, come in closer, come in closer. This is kind of my thing this year.

I have people coming closer. Okay, so here we go. Is everyone ready for my thing? And Simone's like, um, are you okay if I take notes? I don't give a fuck what you do. Okay, everyone. So first and foremost, I'm running for campaign.

It's very serious for me. When I came to the room, I thought I had an amazing lunch. And so I came off this high at Angel's events. And then what the first year was like, oh, we have this list for you of shit that you did wrong. So she starts going into all the things that like her feeling of like going into this into Angels show. And she felt like she was confronted right away. It put her in a bad mood.

And she's like, she was like, oh my God, this is crazy. And then in my mind, like, it was too much. And then she says that then Simone touched her. And she was like, well, I can't go on a trip with all you hoes. I'm not going. Sorry, you just extrapolated myself from the group. And she says, you know, I knew the words I needed to use to make it happen. Basically, like, she's like, I got myself into this fight.

So that way I wouldn't have to come onto this trip. And she's like, and that's why I said that Simone was unhinged. And then Toya, of course, is not like, can I say something? Can I say something? No, you cannot, Toya. She said, yeah, I will just say something. And she's like, okay, I'm going to go home then because I don't want this to turn into something bad.

And so they're like, oh my God, just let her finish her monologue. And so I was like, stop egging it all. Like, this bitch is not the, come on, you guys. And Contest is like, come on, let's just let her go. And Heavenly's like, why do you got to be a bitch, Toya? Okay, let's not do that. Don't do that, Toya.

And Angel's like, can we allow Heavenly to finish, please? No, I'm good. I'm good. Thank you very much. So Heavenly gets up and she's like, whatever. Like, I can't get to the bottom of this if we've got Toya in the way. She's too messy. She's too, she's always interjecting. And I don't want to deal with that.

So Toya is like, oh, you're doing too much, Heavenly. She's, the energy's not right here. And I don't want to go to that place. But you did the energy, though. You did the energy. And Toya just, just quiet there. Please, my God, she never shuts up. And she's getting shit-faced again, which they point out throughout the episode,

that Toria is just always drinking a lot. And Toya's like, I could do whatever I want. my vacation. Yeah, but, you know, like, let other people have their own fight. You have an F. Right. And Contessa's like, look, Toya, be quiet because it'll go fast if we don't interrupt. Well, there's no way in the world that you would have thought that we were okay,

because every single time we got together, you bring it up my husband and you will yell about me and you were talking about terrible text. And Mimi's like, um, excuse me. Okay. Um, I think we're going on a tangent. I'm not devaluing what you're saying, Toya, even though I do think it is incredibly stupid. it and minimal, but I'm not devaluing it because I'm just giving it its actual value, which is unnecessary.

Don't need to hear it. Okay, I'm giving it full value. Okay. But we're getting off topic here. Well, you're not acknowledging what I was saying because you're not in the fight. This isn't about you. It's not about you and Eugene for Christ's sake. Yeah.

She's like, okay, well, this is not, we're taught, we're going to deal with those two first. Okay. So, heaven, someone, Simone, Simone, Simone, Simone, Simone, Simone, Simone. And while Mimi's trying to settle down Toya, Heavenly goes over to Simone. She's like, Simone, I'm not trying to touch you or anything. I just want you to hear me. Can you hear me?

She's like, last night. You do hear me because you're saying I'm on a tangent. You just hear Toya in the background. Mimi basically gets in the pool to join Toya. It's good. She sort of occupies Toya, like dangles some attention to Toya. So that way Simone and Heavenly can talk. And Simone's like,

you're saying that I slap you. you away. And Heaven was like, well, I felt like you hit me. She's like, but that's fine that you felt that way. And I felt like I was being violated. And when you use that language that's defaming to my character of all the people here, I have been close to you. And you continue

to drag me, and I do not feel like you're my friend. She's like, but I understand your feelings, and I was going through things that I shouldn't have said anything, but I never meant to hurt you, Simone. I swear, I was wrong. I did wrong, Simone. I was in a bad place, and I did wrong, and I'm sorry.

gotta believe that when you say we're not friends I hurt my feelings because that's wrong and I consider you a friend I really do, Simone, I really do a very aggressive, volatile bitch of a friend. I used to believe that before this and now I don't.

So Heavenly's basically saying, she's like upset. She's telling us that she'd be really upset if their friendship really did end over something like this that was not intentional. I'm like, well, it sounded pretty intentional when you declared that you weren't coming on the trip

because Simone. Yeah. That's an intentional choice. I mean, it's good that she because she changes tactics, right? She's like, okay, obviously this is not working. Tori's not going to shut the fuck up and Simone is not going to give an inch.

So I'm going to go into plan B, which is just profusely apologizing. So she completely changes. She's contrite. But it's also heavenly and we've seen this a million times. On the other hand, Simone was kind of fucking with heavenly.

And she was teaming up. with Toya. And I think what isn't being said here is you've got Toya constantly coming for Heavenly. And they're all, and I'm not saying that that's all Toya's fault because it's heavenly, they're pretty equal in that. But when she's trying to be friends with Simone and tell her all this stuff, and then Simone teams up with Toya to be like, oh, you're unprofessional and your political career is a joke or whatever in Heavenly's mind, then that's the betrayal. But she's not being, she's not able to really verbalize that to Simone. And so she never really gets any kind of point across.

Yeah. So Simone is like saying that she's shown us year after year. Like the apology, like she can kiss that because it's like we can be cordial. We can have fun. But I have eyes on you because it's like it's always the same thing from her. That's what she's essentially saying. And she, but then she also tells heavenly that there's like there's never been a fight that we have not been able to come back from.

But when you drag me in some shit, I'm not fucking with you. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. That wasn't my attention, but like, just take my word for me. Yeah, and that's pretty much that. So they're going to kind of make up. But Simone is like, yeah, I don't trust her.

Yeah. So we'll see. Who knows? We'll see. Yeah, a fun episode. And we will be back manana with the season premiere of Below Duck Down Under. And it is already Real Housewives of Salt Lake City time on that show. I thought we'd have a couple weeks before we were right back into Salt Lake City.

Yeah, to get to know the new people, et cetera. But yeah, I thought it was going to have time to like chill from the reunion, you know. But it's like, okay, here's fights from months ago. Go. Talk about them again. Yep, capitalize right on, right, you know, the whole thing. So cool, excited to watch that tonight. Thanks, everyone for being here.

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