Watch What Crappens - #3203 Vanderpump Rules S12E9: Incest Karma’s Gonna Get You

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

Vanderpump Rules finishes off its cast trip with a confrontation about the incest video, leading to someone getting dumped. Will they accept the bad news or keep on planning that wedding? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Watch for Crappins.com and patreon.com slash watcher crappins. Today, we are talking about Vanderpump Rules. They are continuing on their cast trip to Pasoblez where, issues about only fans continue to plague this, this beleaguered cast. So what say you, Ronnie Karam? Well, here we are, Vanderpump Rules, Season 12, Episode 9, Rose A All Day, which is a crazy title because we just recapped the premiere of Summer House. And that's where that comes from.

Rose All day. Well, for Bravo. I know the thing didn't come from Summer House. Isn't it weird, Ronnie, to think that there was a time where Van derbynard of Brul's was the preeminent non-housewives show on Bravo and Summer House, they were, they spun Summer House sort of off of it or they sort of backdoor piloted it. They had them together. I don't know if they were ever back to back on the same night. Maybe they were. But Summer House was like the runty, best redheaded bastard stepchild, whatever it is.

And like, you had to, we had to beg people to watch Summer House. Wow, you really screwed over that stepchild. Jeez, they're redhead and they're a bastard. And they're a bastard. And they're a stepchild. You got all of them in there. Geez. Just going to fat too, man. Just attack the stepchild. The stepchild that's redheaded and illegitimate. It's such a rude thing. By way,

what a rude thing to say about you're an illegitimate bastard. The point is that Summerhouse was like the runt and no one wanted to touch it and was barely surviving and we're like, no, it's really good. And now we have a situation

where Summerhouse is the preeminent Bravo show. That is the one of the nonscripteds. And Vanderbubrules is our little rent now. And Vandaburrules is like hanging on by a thread. It seems like we're like, no, it's really good, guys. It's so funny. Watch it, watch it, watch it. How times have changed.

Oh, how they've changed. One thing that has not changed, poor waiters be pouring and they're fun. They're very fun to watch. So we're in their Airbnb, Impostruble. It's 10.12 a.m. And, you know, people are waking up. Natalie can't find her glasses. But I can find my underwear, but I can't find my glasses.

Can I believe that? Jason, one of our eyebrow twins, is doing push-ups. And then Shane Jolts awake in his bed. And then in the kitchen, Audrey is making breakfast at the stove and everyone's coming in. And Marcus offers Venus and Mamosa. so their friendship is healing. He's like, yeah, I'll take a mimosa. I'm ready to like shake some ass.

Venus. You're in one. Natalie's ankle is swollen because I haven't used this out of the house. So I didn't even know there were stairs there. And then we see her running to get something last night and tumbling down the stairs. But she did know that there were stairs there because she made it down the first couple fine. It was like on the fourth step that you just heard the tumble. I like she acts like it's a

like a blender I haven't used it before so I wasn't familiar with the full operations at the side of the house it's like it's a staircase But that is how they act with blunders, remember?

Is that why you're saying that? Remember when they're like, oh my God, it's a blunder How does a blunder work? What do I do? How do I do it? Oh my God, look how fast it made a smoothie.

It's a blunder. It's a blunder. But it's just funny because like there's a lot of places in life that you go to that you've never been to before and you don't fall down the staircases. Oh my God, guys, I went to a new parking garage today. I fully fell down the staircase because I had never been to it before. So it was a learning curve. Yeah. You need warning signs now for staircases everywhere because one person fell. So they're going to be like, oh my God, you have a staircase in your house. I hope that there are, I have this area of my house where you're walking on kind of a deck to come to the front door. And there's water pipes coming out, you know, like for the hose and stuff. And so there's a square cut around it. And I had a party.

over here and this lady just kept going, we can't have the party here. I said, why not? She said, because there's like a giant hole in the middle of the deck and people can fall in and die. I was like, it's all the way to the side of the, it's pretty obvious it's there. We need to put something around it. I said, you think that people are so stupid, they're just going to walk into a hole. Why would they be walking that close to the wall anyway? But they were so terrified of this whole. People have just gotten too stupid to live. You know, you have to put that hole. It's a little Jerry, Ronnie. It's not scary. Fucking whissy people. Jesus. People just follow. You're the people who just walk into traffic on your phones, you know, everybody complaining about my hole. I'm just saying, it's a little scary. I have visions of, but I'm a scared cat, honestly. I'm very much a scary cat. So I'm like, I see something that could potentially be like a twisted ankle or a broken leg. And I'm like, kill it with fire. You know, I'm like, I get, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, press. up against the railing,

trying sidling by it as if I'm on a ledge. So, you know, I live dangerously. Live with holes in my deck. You're all going to have to learn to live it. Live it and lose it. Get out of here.

So now, yeah, we've just seen Natalie tumble down the stairs. And Venus is like, oh my God, I could like live, re-live last night for like the rest of my life. That was amazing.

I had so much fucking fun. I got to make out with everybody. Yeah, it was so fun. And Venus was like, last night was like fucking wild. I swapped saliva with all of these bitches. See flashback to like all that kissing that happened. And then Venus was like, Natalie was my least favorite kisser though

because she like stuck her strawberry tongue down my mouth. Gross. Natalie's like, I wasn't trying to be a good kisser. I was like trying to assert my dominance as his best friend by sticking my tongue down his mouth. That's it. He's like, yeah, and then Natalie and Jason hooked up. And then, of course, Shane had to, like, share some disturbing shit from his past. And then we see Shane.

And he's like, yeah, I lost my virginity in the sewer. That was pretty fun. They're like, how'd you get in the sewer? He's like, you know, storm drains? Yeah, that's pretty much how I did it. Did he bang Pennywise? What happened? Was it a Ninja Turtle?

As a shredder? Every time Shane opens his mouth It's something else It's like, what? Yeah, that's how I got shot Because I was having sex in the sewer So Venus is like, I lost my virginity in a cemetery

So I really can't say much. I don't know what's going out with these people. So Everyone is eating around an island And Marcus is like So does anyone feel like we should be able to put away some wine. I'm like, have you stopped putting away the wine?

You were like slashed already. Oh, so they're going to like put on cute outfits. And Natalie's like, yeah, for our first day in Paso, we're going to hit up a couple of wineries on a part, or for our last day, sorry. We're going to have wineries on a party bus. And I called my dad and he wouldn't prescribe me anything stronger for my foot. So funny. I was like, dad, my foot hurts.

Will you give me a prescription? He was like, tits. Yeah, I hope if I drink enough wine, I won't feel the pain anymore. So they're like deciding on dresses. Natalie and Audrey are deciding on dresses. And Audrey is like, you know what? What you're wearing is like sort of giving how to lose a guy in 10 days. Oh my God.

That's hilarious. I love that. Let's wear hair. So people are doing hair and stuff. And Demi is like, I'm getting, I'm going to get ready in literally three minutes, everyone. And if I'm a second later, just remember I fucking hate you all. Stay away from my mushrooms. So then Jason comes up and he's like, hey, let's do something with that double-sided dildo I brought.

What the fuck? So, of course, the only fans guys brought a double-sided dildo now. And it's a huge, it's a huge one. And they're like, oh, my God, I've got to whip that dick out. So all the guys are playing with it. And Venus is like, oh, my God, that's so girthy. I should use it as a phone case. And they're just like flopping it at each other.

Right. They're just like playing and throwing it around. And they're just being like. They're just being like boys at that point. And Venus is like, I've definitely seen the one this big before because my first boyfriend was a Puerto Rican boy. Oh. And now the dildos in the common area room as being tossed all around,

which then means now the girls are going to walk in and squeal and be like, oh my God, that's so much. And basically that's what happens because it's Angelica. Of course, Angelica is the one who walks in. He's like, oh my God. It's crazy. What did I walk into? Oh my God.

some only fan strategy meeting? What? Shane says, it gets smaller, I swear. You see this thing, girl? Imagine this three times smaller. That's what you're in for, boo. So Angelica's horrified, and there's more dildo stuff happening.

And then Shane is holding it on his crotch. Then Jason's behind. They're just doing all sorts of stuff with this dildo. They make it a hot, They put it in like ketchup and mustard on it and put it in a bun. And now it's like, that's why I date older men. So now we're on the party bus. Everybody's partying.

Chris is wrapping his arm around Audrey and Shane's with Angelica. Everyone's coupled up. Kim's back with Marcus. And she's like, baby, you got to touch me like you like me. Like look at all these couples. And he's like, what? We're the ones who have really been together. We're like together forever.

We don't touch each other anymore. That's just how it works, guys. Learn the ropes. He's spitting facts, though, guys. So they arrive at Da Vinyards and they show up. I just pronounce Dow. Dow. D-A-O-U-U.

My family members named Dow. Yes. Dow. And spelled in that way. Is it a Lebanese name? Or is it? It is for my family. It is for my family.

That's for sure. So the party bus rolls up to the vineyard. and they get some rosé. And the guy who works there is, you know, introducing the wines and stuff. And Audrey's like, this is gorgeous. It's like I'm in a movie. Like, I feel like if Chris is going to start

becoming more romantic, this is the place to do it. A winery. I don't know what's going on with Audrey, but this whole Chris needs to be more romantic storyline that are kind of grafting on to her. You guys only just start to hook up like an episode ago and now you're like expecting

grand romantic gestures. I mean, he's an only fan's guy. From Jersey. I mean, what are you really expecting out of this? I mean, he's a West Hollywood later. He's like a guy who showed up from Marina to do your TV show for the fan. Like, you're barking up the wrong tree.

You're not finding romance at Vanderpump Rules. Okay. You're not in Bridgeton. Never seen Bridgeton, actually. But I assume there's romantic things that happen there. Expecting to get. expecting to get a boyfriend from being on Vanderpump rules is like expecting to get really good a really good culinary experience from sir that's not why people go there you're going you're you're here for the wrong reasons okay to use some bachelor speak on you it's time for a commercial it's time for a crap and's commercial so now um Natalie's like oh my god this is the best pepper I've ever had this is like a winery pepper it's totally different than other pepper I show It's like literally the best pepper.

Like I wish my diet could give me a prescription for more peppers because it's so good. I mean, it's like, I am so happy right now. Can you guys see? Can you guys see from my frown? How happy am? I'm like out of control happy. Oh my God. Oh, my God.

Shane, did you know that oysters are like an aphidia honk? He's like, really? Will I not need my viagra then if I eat some oysters? Ha ha ha ha. So I have some oysters and Angelica's really into Shane. She's like, Sheen has been really open about the vows. not that he has E.D., so I'm hoping these oysters will help to prepare him for my oyster.

Like, um, Angelica, why does it not bother you that he needs to use Viagra, but it bothered you that Jason had a penis pump? Um, like, with Jason, it's kind of like, if you can go to the Olympics and you're using steroids, like, why are you even doing that? But like, Shane has been through war. He went through model war. He needs this. So then Natalie's like, guys, I have an announcement. Okay, I just want to say it was like so nice to see you, Venus and you Marcus come together last night. I know it's like a little romantic and we all were getting romantic, but like I just like really enjoyed you guys having your connection again. So now they're like, I also really enjoyed watching the cousins come together on the internet. So thank you.

I really enjoyed that. I can have me the best time. Yeah, I feel the same way. It feels good. I mean, this weekend has been like a good opportunity for us to get back to a place where we're at before. and Kim says I can be nice to you again, so I'm gonna be nice to you, Venus. I love you, Marcus. Like, I know shit's been insane.

Like certain things you just know, you just rub me wrong sometimes. But like at the end, like, you're my bitch, okay? And I fucking love you. That's just how it is because I'm a fucking lover, okay? Yeah, and you know what? You could also say the same thing about like Marcus and Venus for Demi and Natalie and Kim. Like it was like a little rocky the first night. But to see you guys all getting along, I was just like, wow.

Like, it felt almost romantic, right, Chris? Romance. And Kim is like, yeah, you know, it just like, it takes me a little bit longer. So I apologize to you, Natalie, for, like, harboring for maybe, like, a little too long because, like, I do love you. Oh my God, I love you too. Like, a lot. Like, I love you so much.

No, I love you. I love you. I love you. I'm like a different beast. I'm like a different, I'm like a different species. I'm, like, different, you know? Because, like, I'm not crazy out of nowhere. Like, this type of crazy was passed down to me from a sacred light of women.

My grandmother, my mother. Shout out to Aunt Lydia. They're all crazy bitches. So that's where I got it from. Sacred craziness. You know, I just want to be understood. That's all I want to be understood. And Jason's like, okay, guys, well, I'm going to open up now.

Work is, like, stressful for me. It's hard. Like, I'm not the best server or the best guy at work. And they all just go, yeah. Jimmy goes, yeah, whoa, whoa. We know. Bumshel. So they start cracking up and we get a montage of Jason just being terrible.

Like, what do you mean you put food into computer? Computers don't eat. So then we come back to the winery and Jimmy is like, yeah. So who told you you're bad at your job? Like, that's so funny. Did you learn to read whiteboards? No, you don't have to tell me. But I'm just, you know, having so much fun here with you guys.

And Angelica, with whatever bullshit that really that has happened with us, this trip, I wasn't really thinking about that. I know we don't talk much, but I hope we can drop that stuff and just move on. She's like, oh, wait, wait, does someone from Ole fans want me to move? Like, gross. I don't move like that. What? Yeah, she's like, I don't know that I'll ever be comfortable with the cousins, knowing what I know about when they do with each other.

But I'm like, I will try because Shane asked me to. We're basically married now. And so Marcus is like, yeah, you're awesome. It's like a loving moment. Everybody's like, I love you, man. I love you. of you, ma'am. So,

okay. Yeah, they're like, then Marcus is like, guys, we've done enough therapy for today. Let's go do some more

freaky shit at the winery, whatever. Yeah. So they're giving Natalie shit for basically dry humping the eyebrow twin. And she's like, well,

I'm just like sexual, but my romantic life is complicated. So it's not my priority. But like, you made me feel good about myself, Jason.

So thank you. Thank you. And they're like, oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. You know what guys? Let's do a group photo.

Group photo with the winery owner. It's like, okay, cool. So they all get in line to this group photo. And Angelica is like squatting on the ground. So Jason walks by. She goes, squat next to me, you little small man. And he's like, whoa, you're corny as fuck. Yeah.

Sit down there by yourself, corny. Oh, he gets all upset because he got called small. Short guys hate being called short. Hate it. What's wrong with a short guy? I love a short king. I love a short king too, but that was obnoxious of Angelica. come we want that like they don't have that like joke that joking relationship yet so for her to do that

is like I think it's pretty rude yeah I mean I guess so Jason's like yeah you're corny so he's mad and Chris is like why are you mad he's like she's corny she was like don't sit next to me little small man and I was like but I wasn't trying to sit next to you so he took it the wrong way he thought she was saying don't sit next to me shorty right and she was saying you know come sit next, come squat with me, little tiny person. You're a short person that I want to be around, not you're a short person that I don't want to be around. Right. Like you're a short person in a nice way, not like you're a short. It's like, you know, my cousin, he tells me, hey, hey, you fat bitch, it's so good to see you, you know? Yeah, I love her. So, um, Jason's talking to Natalie and he's like, yeah, I'm not going to let that affect my character.

I'm just going to, like, chill back here a minute with you. And I'm going to cool. down. Yeah. Don't let it affect your character. Really upset. It's not going to affect my character. For sure. Now, excuse me while I rub up my cousin again naked.

So Jason, Jason and Ali just stay back and everything. And now we go to West Hollywood for World Dog Day, also known as, Wadidda. So we're seeing, we're at the West Hollywood Park, and it's the whole event that we've seen before many times. And dogs are everywhere.

And Lisa's telling us, Well, dog day is one of my favorite days of the year. It's like my birthday times a thousand in doggy years. Over the years, this has grown exponentially. We've saved thousands of dogs except for one very sad dog whose name shall not be mentioned but rhymes with pussy. Anyway, I think we're very well respected in the rescue community. Yeah, I love dogs. I see them walking down the street.

I say, hello, little dog. I don't even know the owner's names because I never bother to ask. It's only about the dogs. I saw a poodle last week and I said, you, little poodle come here and look at mama in her eye. You will not be turned into a sandwich in China. Do you understand me? Oh, look, here comes a sad dog right now. It's Tom Schwartz, everyone.

So Tom comes by, it's like, hey, Lisa. Which I think this is the first time we've seen an elder cast member crossed back over to this. reboot and he's like oh Lisa I love you I miss you my new job is just to show up on shows at random times how's it going

I'm just here to ensure that I get my 2% of Tom Tom's like oh Thomas Bahamas I'm surprised that World Dog Day is just Tom I mean it used to be the whole cast of Vanderpump rules why are they making it that the cast doesn't come to this anymore I mean not the old cast but like

why isn't the new cast like are you going to support Wild Dog Day? It's a pretty big deal. Pretty big. Yeah, it is surprising that she did not call the whole cast in, but maybe she's like, I need a break from this bullshit. But also, I mean, it's, it's like funny, you know, all the other people who used to show up who were like,

this means so much for me. And then they're like nowhere to be found, like Lala, etc. So we have a moment the mayor makes a little speech. And then Lisa's like, well, when we started this event, We had no idea how big it would be. This is now our eighth world dog day. So keep fighting the fight. Thank you all for coming.

No autographs, please. Smoke bomb. I've disappeared. Dogs just want to be loved and fed. Like my husband, really. He's an old dog for sure. Oh, get it. So we cut to Ken.

And Ken really is just like, Oh, donut. I've got donut here. There's a really good dog. A little donut. Tried to eat donut, actually, recently. Took up my teeth and everything. Chip the gum.

Chip the gum. Chip the gum on, donut. That hurt. Lock you spark out. Lock your spark out. Back on the party bus. They're having fun times. Jason's grinding on Natalie.

And now his shirt is off. And they're doing all the fun stuff. And Demi's like, this is so unprofessional. Great time. Oh, my God. Your waiters. Get over it. I like that Demi's always.

acting like they're a delegation, you know, going to another country. We really need to work on international laws here. I need everybody to be super professional. Your waiters and fucking sir, okay? You're about to be replaced by a little robot box from Uber Eats. Just you can dance on a bus. I know. And then Shane and Audrey are like dancing.

And then Shane bumps into Audrey and she has like a glass of red wine that just goes splattering all over Natalie. It's kind of amazing. Like it's on her face, it's on her dress. She literally looks like someone just hacked up a body right in front of her and splattered it on her face. It's like the end of Fargo. It's giving murder, which I love. So now they go to another winery.

And this is Tobin James Sellers. So they go in there. They get some more wine, of course. And Tobin, the wine guy is like, if you're drinking buddies call me Toby, you better spank them and call me Tobin. because that's my name. Tobin James, guys. Enjoy the wine.

Come for the wine. Stay for the jokes. To win. Yeah. So then he's like, we're going to go. We'll drink over here. They drink, he takes him to like the wine room with all the casks and everything.

And like, this is so cool. It's like, this is where the miracles happen. And this is where we make one. So Jason's like, bro. Hey, Chris, I'm about to pop off on Angelica in a minute. Have my back. She put down my only fans and never even said, I'm sorry. I tried to make amends with her at the table.

And then she shot me down and said some shit. That's what's on my mind, bro. She put down my only fans. She better watch out, bro. You better have my back. She put down my only fans. He's like, all right, bro, I got you. He's like, yeah, it's very clear Angelica is trying to get a reaction out of Jason.

Well, good luck. He's had me inside of him, barely even blinked. So I think she should ignore it because, you know, who gives a fuck what she thinks anyway? So they're getting some more wine and stuff. And Shane's like, whoa, me and Angelica made me out and made out. That got me a little hard. Not going to lie. Not going to lie.

She's like, I want to help you with that journey. Because they're like fully making out while this guy is like pouring wine for everyone. They're doing their tasting notes. It's like, well, there's notes of a blueberry and like an oaky finish. And they're like, hold on, hold on, Tobin. Hold on, Tobin. Hold on. Oh, it's got a boner.

Didn't get one. Okay, well, I'll keep trying. Came close, but then quite get there. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Hey, yeah, yeah, I guess what? My Edy journey, you already are the statue that gets the job done. Ha ha. She's like, no, I'm not.

Yes, you are. Ha, ha, ha. She's like, oh, give me four days. Like, what's in four days? And get a boob job. Wow, she jumped quickly to that. I thought that would be season two. But nope, she was like mid-season boob job.

I'm doing it right now. And she says she's wanted boobs since she was, she's wanted boobs since she was 13, which is funny because that's when I got mine. And she's like, when all my friends hit puberty, I didn't. And I thought they would come, but they never came. And like, I'm, I'm older now. I want to be sexy instead of cute. So it was a beautiful, beautiful story.

We saw a picture of her young. It was sad. We saw like the Olympic story. She's like, when I was young, it's just like, don't. Don, don't, don't, don't. Angelica running, running and trying her best. And finally, I'm getting a boob job. It's like the torch is lit.

She's been through so much, guys. So Tobin's like, all right, guys. I think it's time for some food. So they all sit down. There's like a spread, et cetera. And Jason's like, wait a second. I have to talk to Angelica really quick. This has been long overdue.

Today, when we were going to take a picture, you said, come sit next to me, little man. You said that, like, like a backhanded comment. I didn't like that. Like, um, it was meant to be endearing. It was supposed to highlight the fact that you're shorter than the average man, which makes you a little bit less, literally less of a man, but like you're supposed to smile

when I say it. Don't you get it? He's like, well, if I said to you like, give me a hug little tits. I don't think you'd like that. Yeah, I don't. With the guys on the show. Give me a hug little tits. Jeez.

Fucking man. It was meant to be nice. Like, I was like hurt by the lack of communication. when I was getting to know you and like coming out of my breakup, I just needed honesty because I was dealing with a lot of things. And he's like, yeah, but you started to judge my career. She's like, but you weren't honest about your career. And just don't interrupt me, okay? Like, you don't have enough tokens to interrupt me right now.

And she's like, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. And Jason's like, look, we wanted to be friends. And there's like, nothing wrong with that. You know what? I'm good. I'm going to get myself out of this situation because drama is a turnoff for me. Okay, I'm not going to get a bono with drama. Or no drama, actually.

Both situations, no boner. But I've seen people in rehab with better conflict resolution. And these morons, ha, ha, ha. I'm not getting a boner either way, but I'll say you this much. They have got to get inside. Bye-bye. So he goes to play video games. And Jason's like, there's nothing wrong with your choices.

but I don't like that you ridiculed me for having an only fan. And I know this dick pump thing and everything like it bothered you, but like you talked about it to everybody. Like what's that? Like you're coming from my dick pump. You're coming from my only fans. What's next? You're going to make fun of my double dildo?

That's a work expense. She's like, I've never even talked about your penis pump. And then we have like a very long and lengthy penis pump montage where she's like, penis pump, penis pump, penis pump. It's so funny. They cut together all of her penis pump. pubs. That shit was funny. And Jason's like, well,

I don't give a fuck what you think. And she says, well, I don't judge you for any. There's no, I can judge you. Yes, you do. Of course you do. Come on, stop it. Yeah. And Demi's like, Angelica, just on up to what you said. She's like, I haven't said anything. And we see a flashback to her two days ago being like, oh my God, what a crazy incestuous duo, like, gross.

And Audrey's like, so what is she saying then? Angelica's like, so, okay, Israel has shown me. And like, you and Chris were like very intimate. with each other. And then they're like, Audrey's like, okay, so like, what was the thing that you thought was intimate? And Jason's like, yeah, tell me. Because like, I want to know, because I know what I do with my only fan. So say what it was. It's just like, well, I want to be honest with you. He's like, yeah, well, I'll pull up the post right now and I'll show the whole fucking world. I've got this post wide open. You've all got 50 bucks on you, right? Okay. Let's get to scrolling.

This shit ain't free. I'm surprised at the girl. I mean, Audrey is like, this is my man. How dare you? Tell us what was intimate. Like she's getting all mad. I'm surprised the other girls who saw it weren't like, okay, you guys, listen, Israel sent us the thing. He told us at lunch or whatever, and he showed us the video. Like, they're acting like it was all just her, and that's not really fair. I mean, she has been the most judgmental about it. And she does go a little cray cray in this episode.

But especially Demi, because Demi's always like, I don't give a fuck. I'll say anything. Why didn't Demi just say like, yeah, Israel showed us. We all, you know, like three of us saw it. Well, what was so shocking to me, quote unquote, shocking was that Angelica then says, well, I read the description of like that you guys were doing stuff to each other. And that she says, in my opinion, that was deemed as incestuous. And then she says, I didn't watch the video so I can't confirm it. So I'm like, wait a second.

All this time, Angelica hadn't even seen the video. I totally thought she had sat there and watched the video. She'd merely just read the description. That's crazy. Yeah, I think only Demi watched it. I think. Yeah, that's what we learned. And so Natalie's like, but then why did you say that?

And she said, because the caption was crazy. You guys, like, you don't even understand. And Chris is like, Angelica is about to start a war. And he's like, and I wish she had read the description because you know she's got a screenshot of it and just be like, you guys, wouldn't you think this is, I mean, I think she has a case to make here. I think she was being a judgmental asshole, first of all. So she should apologize for that.

But if she was like, look, I'm seeing some guy. I'm into the sky. Then Israel shows me this video of you lubing up your cousin. And this is the caption. I opened up my cousin's asshole and lubed up his big huge cock. And we got our saggy balls to like, hello, you wouldn't think that's a little weird. Sorry, I talked to the girls about it. Like, what do you want? Yeah, she should just stood in that. And then Jason's like, first of all, I'm proud of my only fan's content. Please subscribe. Check it the fuck out. Secondly, what me and Chris did, massaging each other is non-incestuous. I mean, did I put his dick in my mouth? Maybe.

Did he put his dick in my butt? Maybe. Not incestuous. It's not like we touch each other in a sexual way. Just penetrated a little bit. She said, yeah, but the caption said, Loombing each other up and spreading each other's assholes. And goes, okay, well, I'll show you right now because we're not spreading assholes.

Like, I have the video. But see, he's purposely being tricky here because she said the caption. And he's like, well, we didn't do that in the video, though. And he says, like, look, he explains the video. He's like, I'm lying on a table, a massage therapy. is there, massages me, then Chris gets it, and then my other friend gets a massage too. And so then we go and we take a shower together and we rub each other's backs. Big deal.

Big deal. Chris tells us, big deal. Chris goes, I mean, the whole point of the captions to get you to pay for the video, sometimes it could be a little misleading. I'm like, well, that's not good. If someone comes in there and is like, oh, I want to see some cousins, like, looping each other up and spreading their assholes. and all you're doing is just like taking a shower and then like patting each other's backs. I would be like, give me my money back.

I know. They're mad that they're too dirty and we're mad that they're not like spreading each other's bowels because that's what we were promised in the caption, you know? People are paying money for this. You can't lie to the people. We're all mad for different reasons. I love that the gays have the real priority straight. We're like, no, that's not that.

The problem isn't that you were fucking your cousin. The problem is that you weren't fucking your cousin. Do you understand? Yeah. Yeah. Like, you should do exactly what's in the caption. If you can't, if you can't live up to your caption, then you shouldn't be on only fans.

He's like, it's the marketing technique. You know, sales. You know, sales. Hello. And then it comes to cable. I don't think I understand sales. I guess I don't get it. What I'd like is that they probably took that from an entirely different part of the season.

Kim, do you understand sales? Which one? Like with money or with boats either. No, they both confused me. Well, I mean, Demi, watch it. She watched it. Demi's like, I was traumatized. Wait, you didn't think it was hot?

What the fuck is wrong with you? She's like, no. And Natalie's like, I wouldn't see it. I want to see it. Is it still free? Like, could you still? You logging through your account. I'm not paying for that.

That's mad. Audrey gets mad. She's like, it's not fucking funny. This is ridiculous. Okay, Only fans is serious. Okay? This is serious. You know, marketing and sales.

It's important. And so she walks away, angry about the only fan situation. And she's like, you haven't even seen the video and you're not even seeing Jason anymore. And I thought you were obsessed with Shane. So what the hell, man? Angelica's like, well, I wish you would have warned me. Jason's like, but like, why would I tell you that? We were on a friend's basis.

Mark's like, it's not like you fell for a guy and then found out he had an only fan and then they were doing. She didn't want, you're already new. I don't know. She's like, but that is exactly what happened actually. That is what happened. And he goes, wait, you're saying you fell in love with me. oh God, fell for a guy and falling in love is not the same thing. Although from what we find out later, yes, maybe she did.

So Marcus is like, you know, like Angelica's the type of girl. You buy her a drink and she's going to start planning the wedding. Like you ask her out on a date and she's like thinking about kids, you know? And you like me? I love you. I love you. Look, she is a little, she gets really weird in this episode with Shane. But I don't know.

I think dating some guy and then finding out how he has an only fan and then it being up to like he's doing shit with his cousins. I mean, I think she should have just been like, it's weird and I gossiped about it. Sorry if it offended you. She should have been, but like Angelica does not have that emotional maturity. And every week we start to realize that she's more and more of a mess. When she came on, I thought she was going to be like the chill one, the smart one of the group who's going to be like, these people are all crazy. But as the season has gone on, Angelica is actually the craziest of this group, which is a great journey for us. But she does not have those tools to deal with it.

She's, I don't know what tools she does have, but they're the wrong ones in every situation. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So Venus is like, well, the incestuous comment, that is character assassination. No, it's, they were literally, they're literally doing sexual stuff together on Only fans. It's not character assassination. Yeah. She's like, I'm not going to be part of this conversation anymore.

She runs off and Chris is like, Demi, on a real level, why would you just have asked us first? Demi's like, I had no idea this was a thing. And so now they're all like obsessed. Angelica goes inside and Shane's just like playing pinball and or like a video game, I should say. And Angelica's like, oh my God, like damn. They were just like holding me to the fire. Like I just don't share the same opinion as everyone else and that's fine. But, like, I can't even, like, keep staying in an environment where I'm, like, constantly in the wrong for a situation.

Like, I truly, like, it doesn't even matter. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, I don't, I hate the drama. God, I just focus on Super Mario over here. Yeah, he was just staring at the screen and, like, trying to be like, maybe if I ignore this, he will just walk away, you know? And so he's immediately, like, soft. Well, softer. He's like, I'm wondering with Angelica, like, if there's more stressors with getting closer than not. because this is a lot.

So then he goes outside. She walks off, all upset. So he goes outside and finds Jason. And he's like, so you're having some disagreements, huh? And they're like, where the fuck were you? He's like, I'll play video games. So Angelica comes up and Jason's like, okay, we talked about this enough. We owned our only fan shit.

And we said what we said and we do what we do. And I'm out. So they're like, okay. So I was just like, can I say something? Okay, you've known Jason for like less than a week. you let a financial thing that he does influence you. She's like, well, like, can you let me speak? Okay.

Well, I just don't want him to tell what he thinks is the truth. It's like not the truth. He's like, insestuous. And she's like, can I speak? I never wanted to know about this. Okay, ignorance is bliss. And I've never fucking asked what they've done because I don't care. But now that it was brought up in front of my fucking face, I'm like, what was in the video?

What was in it? Ignorance is not bliss. Ignorance is ignorant. Why would you stay ignorant on purpose? With someone that you're dating, this is crazy. Stop being stupid. And stop immediately jumping towards the man, too. He just called her little tits.

That's not cool either. All the girls are being weird here. I'm not saying that they should be like, oh, wow, she's being judgmental and that's great. But it's kind of weird that they're not even copying to any of the, like, giggling and stuff over the videos if they all weren't judging it. And Demi even says, like, I'm not going to lie. I was judging him too. I'm still judging him. Just like there were like four guys, a massage table, ass, dicks, all the usual things.

It's hilarious. He made that video before we even see each other. So like, why would you want to watch a video of the guy like you're currently seeing doing things he did before he even met you? Like I don't find that description incestuous. And if I'm the only one like trying to get to get to get to know them like right now, if anyone should care, it's me. And like, I don't care. So why do you care? Right.

Why are you the only one that gets to care about? Listen, if you put some only fan shit up there, other people are going to see it and say something about it. That's just how it is. It's like anything else you do. You know, if my friends make fun of my podcast, which they have, like, what am I going to do? It's there.

It's public knowledge, you know? So Angelica finally, I'll say, Angelica finally does sort of lean into her judgment right here. Yeah, she's like, my point is when he asked me why I'm judging him and why I don't like him is because that was incestuous, period. And she's like, well, that's a big term. You don't even know the basis of it. She's like, yeah, I know what incest is.

Okay. And if you say spreading assholes in the caption and then you post a video of it. And she goes, oh, you saw the video. And she goes, Timmy did. She goes, exactly. You didn't even see it. So shut the fuck up. Incest isn't words.

But also, like, you didn't see the video either. So, like, maybe Angelica shouldn't be acting with authority as if she's seen the video. But you also are acting it with authority and you haven't seen the video, you know. So Angelica's like, oh, it's the video and find out of yourself. So now the guys are like in the parking lot and they're smoking cigarettes. But also, and correct me if I'm wrong. I just have a question because Angelica didn't even bring this up, right? Wasn't she just laughing with the girls about it?

Did Jason hear about it? And that's why he's bringing it up in front of the group? I'm trying to go trying to track it. Because I feel like she said, I'm not going to tell. she's like, I'm getting along with Audrey and it's not my business. So I'm just not going to tell her on this trip about that video. So the girls I thought didn't tell her about it. I don't remember how it got out, to be honest.

So now the guys are smoking and talking about all this stuff. And Marcus is like, yeah, I'm trying to judge her, but like she's not the one for you, my man. She's just not the one. She sucks. So now Audrey is mad and she's like pointing at Angelica. And she's like, you didn't watch a fucking video. You don't even know what the word in says. Which is, by the way, this is kind of amazing TV right here.

It is. I do know what incest is. I do know what incestuous means. It's not to get up. And Demi is like, Demi's like, I really love you, Angelica, but you have a lot more shit. You had a lot more shit to say when we were alone. And I don't like that shit. Okay.

If you have judgments about incest, you should say it out loud right now. Yeah, but Demi's such a hypocrite because she had a lot more to say too. She was totally grossed out by that. And she even says right now, She's like, yeah, I mean, she needs to be really real with Jason and just admit that she judged him. And we can all move on because I'm not going to lie. I'm also judging Jason. And I will continue judging Jason after this.

Okay, but you're being quiet too. So why is that okay? Because she wasn't challenged on it. And Jason was like, you were being judgy about my incest video. And then Angelica is saying like, no, I wasn't being judgy, but she was. Whereas Demi never pretended like she wasn't being judgy about the incest. She is right now when she's saying, oh, go ahead and speak about it. you know, speak in your truth and stand in your truth and be honest about it.

And if you feel that way, then own up to it and blah, blah, blah, when then she goes behind his back and she's like, yeah, I'm judging it too. Well, if we're all being so honest, go ahead. He confronted her publicly and you basically made it sound like you didn't have anything to do with it until you were, your name was brought up. And then you said as little as possible to stay out of it. So I think that, yeah, I think she just didn't want to be part of it because she thinks it's stupid. And they have to work guys.

and I think that basically if Jason did turn to Demi, she'd be like, yeah, I think it is weird and creepy. But since she's like, it was, she saw it as like, this is something between Angelica and and Jason, then I'm going to stay out of it. I think Angelica should have just called for, she should have been like, Demi.

I mean, you thought it was weird too, right? And then Demi could have been like, yeah, I thought it was really weird. But like, well, she did bring Demi into it and say she saw it and this and that, but the fight was, Demi just like said as little as, I mean, my only point is, if you're going to say right now that you're judging it,

you think it's fucking weird. For you to be going after somebody and saying, well, you should just say it then. It's a little hypocritical. Kim was there too, by the way. Kim was also,

Kim actually offered nothing. See, I knew someone else was there, but. Yeah, Kim was there. It was the three of them in the room. Didn't even clock. I didn't even clock it was Kim because Kim.

It's her heart. She comes from a long line of ladies who are silent about incest. So now we're back at the winery and everyone rounds up to get back in the bus. And now Angela, She's crying and she's crying in Shane's lap on the bus and you know he's like I can't wait to get back to my washing machine a true love of my life So they're all there. They're all tired and Chris is asking Audrey if she's okay. She's like yeah, she's been like a lot, you know and then she sees Audrey sees Angelica crying so she goes over to Angelica in the bus She hugs her and she's basically like it's not worth it. It's not worth it. Never never worth losing crying over incest. She's like she's like Like, look, a friend is defined by trust and respect, and Angelica doesn't give me that.

But I'm going to be a girl. I'm going to be a good girl. And I'm going to be a good societal member. I'm going to be a girl to her. So she basically takes care of him. Shane's like, wow. So Angelica's talking. And she's like, well, it's not even just a situation we were talking about.

It's just like a lot going through a breakup. And I'm like looking to Shane for comfort, but he's not my ex. And Shane's like, oh, does she not see me right here? Because, yeah, she's fine to attach to me right now. Like, while at the same time being attacked with Jason, while at the same time being attached to her ex, that's a lot of attaching. Yeah, I'm dumping this girl. I'm dumping this girl.

Mm-hmm. He is so done. He's like, yeah, Angelica Man, our life jackets, and she doesn't know how to swim. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. so everyone is just like tired and um venus then there's this moment where venus like rest his head on jason's lap and venus is like honestly you're a great jason he's like thanks bro you too he's like i've dealt with so many bad people in my life and every time i meet someone who's just nice i'm like oh so

so then jason has a monologue about his grandma and he didn't realize his grandma was gay dude i'm so sick of the straight friend monologing about the gay person they know Like every gay person has heard this from a straight person. I'm so over this monologue. It's like the, hey, I'm cool with gay people. I knew a gay person once, and it sucked for them. It's kind of a nice story. He was talking about his aunt being gay and how he found out and stuff.

But I'm just like, okay, every straight person comes up with their gay story. They're like, hey, hey, guys, I'm cool with you being gay. And here's why. Here's the biography of the gay person that I knew that. one time. Yeah. So he tells us about his grandma and how he someone said to him like, hey, you know, it's cool that your, your grandma's gay. And he's like, she's not gay. Like she has like a girlfriend. Like, no, that's her best friend that she lives with. That's her girlfriend. So he's like, whoa. It's not funny. It's probably exactly the opposite for the for the grandma. They're probably

like, I love your gay, your gay grandson. She's like, he's not gay. He's gay. No, we saw him in a video. with your other great-grandson. So then he tells a story about how the grandma died from cancer. And it's really sad. He starts to sob because he loved her so much. It's really sweet. And so then Jason's like, yeah,

so I don't judge anyone on what they like, you know? And Venus is like, wow, if anyone wants to judge me on being gay, I'd be like, bitch, I haven't even fucked in seven years,

dogs. So if anything, judge me for being a virgin. And then they laugh. And they make it back to the house. I'm glad Jason doesn't judge people for being gay because that's his target audience. Those are the people paying for that only fans, you know. So they go back to the Airbnb and Audrey is like, yeah, look, I think that girl's not.

I mean, she's fine. She means well. She's a good person. And she's like, well, do you think she's a good person? It's just a lot. You know, I listened to what she said. I heard a lot of emotional maturity on your side of it, though. So that was good.

Yeah. You know, that girl's an emotionally fragile place. This is kind of the reason I don't commit, you know, because you're taking harmony away from my space. I'm trying to play gagaga. So yeah. And, uh, you're trying to play Galgadoo? No man, Galaga. So Natalie comes in. She's naked because she's dressing. She's, um, washing her dress and I guess she ran out of other clothes. And so, um, we see Natalie. She's just like, you know, walking. She's like, this is my natural step. Yes. Oh my God. Like. And, and Audrey's like, oh my God, your tits are out. Like, no, my tits aren't out. Yours are out just as much as

mind, you're just covered by a little bit of lace. So Angelica's crying in her room, and Kim and Natalie and Demi come in there, and they're like, it's okay. She's like, I haven't processed my feelings. And they're like, oh, my God. You know, if you want to process him with Natalie, she's naked.

So Natalie comes in, and she's like, she's joking on something. And she's like, the reason I'm troblous is because my dress is in a washing machine, okay, guys. So, whatever. I'm just so embarrassed for crying.

Why are you embarrassed? Like crying is not embarrassing. Being stupid is embarrassing. Oh, so you should be embarrassed. Sorry. Now it's like, I've cried like so many times. You're like so pretty and your eyeliner is still on point so you shouldn't be crying. She's like, yeah, but breakups are hard, you know?

I just want to be strong. And I've decided that I'm like going through a breakup now again. So you're crying. You're crying because you just got like kind of told off in front of everybody or now you're crying because of your boyfriend? I guess it's just once you're still. start crying, you mix it all in there. I think that she knows she's, I know she, I think she knows she lost this argument.

She doesn't have any support. So she's pulling this like, oh my God, you guys, it's really hard for me. I'm just going through so much because I'm going through a breakup right now, even though she's been broken up with this guy for like six months and they've been living together. But I think she's now going to that pool to occur sympathy. So she says she misses her person. And Natalie's like, yeah, you miss your routine. Like what's comfortable?

Like, I miss having a dress. Am I crying? Am I crying right now? I think that Jason and Shane might be just distractions for Angelica's pain over this breakup. Because I've been there. I've done it. She should go to therapy. Therapy really helps.

I'm like, is it helping you? I'm not sure. Angelica's like, no matter what, I just want it tonight to be positive. I want to be positive right now. Demi's like, it's daylight. We are positive. Look at me. Am I not the most positive person you've ever met?

Just look. Look at the way of my face just as a straight line. So positive right now. Yeah, so later, Shane comes in. She's, she's alone now. She's still crying in bed. So he's like, how are you feeling? She's like, oh, I'm better.

And he's sitting in a chair by the bed. And she's like, you don't have to sit in the chair. You can come into the bed. And he's like, yeah, I'm not sitting the chair. Okay, yeah, I'm just going to be right here. Okay. She's like, but don't be so quiet. Say something.

He's like, well, you know, everything that happened made me wondering like, where we headed? You know, like, where? Because I feel like you're getting romantic with me. It's a really bad idea. She's like, oh! And I'm being dumped again. I don't want to get involved in that way because you know how my lifestyle is. I'm a model.

A model has been shot. Having sex and sewers. It's just a rough and number lifestyle. It's you good for me. I can't take you down here in this path. It's scary over here. Ha! Be careful.

Ha ha, ha. I literally ate a double-sitabre I had a dildo for breakfast. So that was a trick, but I fell for it. She's like, but you're my friend, right? Like, I love you being my friend. And like, I feel close to you. And I love your honesty, but like, the closer I get you,

like, the more scared I feel because like, I haven't felt that way since my last relation. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm dumping you. So, yeah. I'm breaking up with you. Yeah, but yeah, but like, we're so close now. Like, we're getting married, right? I'm breaking up with you.

Even though we weren't even. but I'm backing away from you. Get in the bad. We can make out. We can make out there, right? He's like, ah, no, we will not be making out. Are you sure? Yeah, no, not making out. No, no, no, no.

She's like, okay, fine. How dear are you at boundaries? He's like, yeah. In an ideal world, I was hoping that I'd just be a fun person she could, like, hang with and shard over to get with her ex, you know? And, like, maybe she'd like, she'd like me enough. and then it would like end the warfare rotation, you know, but then it just exploded.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. And then she's, so she's like crying on the bed. She's like, we can't even make out. And then it closes up on his tattoo that says, hope. Yeah. Yeah. There's no.

He's just, like, do you see this? No. Oh. Does anybody have a Sharpie? Does anybody have a Sharpie? So she's like, but can we kiss one more time? And he's like, oh, that's not how this works. Little one.

Okay. So he leaves and he goes out to everybody else who's in the hot tub. And he's like, okay, guys, I ended things. I just told her the truth. You know, I was cordial to her. I think she'll grow. She's going to grow. You know, she checked out my biceps.

So I hope I left her with something positive. And then Chris is now suddenly like, yeah, I mean, I'm like not even like that upset. Like, I mean, I don't dislike her that much. I'm like, all you've been doing for the past five weeks on the show has been talking shit about Angelica. He's like, yeah, no, it's fine. That's fine. That's fine. And so they're all playing and having fun.

And then she like comes and joins. And then they're like, oh, okay. So it gets like awkward. And she ends like, huh. Anyway, the weather is really nice right now. Awkward. Why do you have to do that? So now she feels even worse.

And he tells us, yeah, I'm familiar with her tricks. I think I'm going to have to break up with her again in the morning. He knows what's coming. She's like, I've never been more uncomfortable in my life. Like, but maybe I shouldn't share a hot tub with two my ex flings, right? So pretty much everyone gets out of the hot top. They're like, okay, way to ruin it, Angelica. Boring.

So then, um, Audrey's like, you know, now I'm curious about the video. And a way, like, in the way that anyone should be curious about Santa Claus, like, I know it's there, but I don't want to go looking for it. Like, who searches for Santa Claus? So she gets to bed with Chris and he's like, how are you feeling about today? And she was like, it just was like, it felt intense. But I just want to focus on like us and work and things that are like more important. Like you being more romantic.

He's like, yeah, I agree. Like I think a lot of girls would be concerned over the video and the fact that Audrey isn't just shows how mature she is and like how she can really cares about what's important, which is what we have. A very important five day old relationship between waiters and waitresses. So now Angelica is in a room like messing with a curling iron and it's like dangling from the cord. And she goes, oh my God. It's like, oh my God. So this is her pattern. You know, she doesn't get her way and then she turns.

She just starts badmouthing the dude. So now Shane is getting naked out of the shower, which that made up for it. Like whatever you said about is limp dick, that butt's still there. And so Angelica's like, yeah, like, he basically told me you can't be that person for me and I need to find somebody else. And she's like, it's to me. And she's like, well, I'm sorry you're hurt, but like, I don't know, like, you know, he doesn't believe in love. Like, look, Shane's hot. Like, I'd fuck Shane, but then I'd never talk to him again.

You need to think like that. Yeah. She goes, so shouldn't I like not go to his room tonight? And she's like, um, are you serious? You think he means it? She's like, no, I wouldn't go to his room. and if he wants me there, he'll come find you. Please don't do this. Please, I'm begging you.

Woman to woman, do not go in that room. Absolutely, fuck not. Like, that's even a question. I didn't think Angelica's night could get any sadder. But if she goes into the room of the guy who just literally dumped her, I am like, horrified. But don't you think he was just trying to be a bigger person? She's like, no, do not go into that man's room, okay? Do not do it.

She goes, okay, well, fuck my happiness. Who needs to be happy then? So now it's the next morning, and it's a mess. You know, it's like the typical Bravo, like, look at this glass half full on a coffee table. Don't, don't, don. So there's like making small talk and stuff. And Shane's like, oh, mine, I was okay. I mean, I did things last night, but then I woke up to this text this morning.

We see, why did you lock your door last night? You up? Oh, no, no, Angelica, no. And he knew, he knew. He locked his door because he knew what was going to happen next. Just so sad that she was there. Like, not only that, not only that like she tried the door, but that then she texted him afterwards and said, you up. Oh.

So she, Shane's like, yeah, she hit me with a you up. And I saw that shit. And I was like, what is happening, bro? What is happening? Chris is like, bro, she's given like stage five cligod vibes. Okay. Don't go anywhere because I'll find you. You know what I'm saying?

I'm making him like a Jersey Shore guy now. Chris is like, bro. Bro, watch him, bro. Stage 5 Klinger coming in. Yeah, there's no winning if I text you at all. They get in their cars. They're going to go leave. And they're making, first of all, making sure that the dildo is packed.

It is. And Chris is joking that he's going to surprise Audrey with it one day. And Audrey is like, the dildo thing is a perfect example of how he's not ever, he's not ready to go to a deeper level. I'm like, or actually is it the perfect way to show. It's an arm length dildo. So I don't think there is a deeper level. It'll be coming out your throat. She's like, I want flowers.

I don't want you to use a dildo on me. Like, lady, you are, you're not only barking up the wrong tree. You're barking up a lamp pole at this point. You're so far away from the trees. So in Jason's car, he's with Chris, Audrey, and Venus and Natalie. And so he's like, yeah, you know, as Jane said last night that Angelica tried coming to his door. Like she hit him up with a you up text too. And Natalie was like, yeah, Demi told her to go to bed.

And she was like, no, I want to be on the couch so I'm closer to Shane. And Demi told me and I was like, that's weird. That's weird. Yeah. And Jason goes, their souls are connected. So then we go over to Shane's car and Shane's driving and Angelica's in the front seat. And she's like, I'm glad you passed out and ride it out. Like that's really good. You need your rest. That was like really good. Because like I couldn't sleep. He's like, ha, ha, I know. I saw you hit me up this morning about my door being locked. I know. I didn't open it.

Yeah. Yeah, because you couldn't. And so back in the other car, Natalie's like, I would never stay on the couch to be closer to a guy who's in a proper bed. That's so weird. And Andre's like, yeah, Amanda's like in a different room with a wall. Andy just told me it was over. It wasn't like a wallless room. What the hell? So now she...

Angelica had, instead of sleeping in her bed, she slept on the sofa so she could be closer to Shane. Maybe so that way she could hear him if he got out of his bed, if he unlocked the door, or like went and got some water from the kitchen. Super weird. Or she was just sleeping on the couch and then planned on going to his room in the middle of the night, but the door was locked. Eish. So back with Shane, everyone else in the car is asleep and she's sitting in the front seat and she starts inching her hand over and he sees it. Like she wants to hold his hand and he just puts his hand in his lap so he doesn't have to, he's like

looking down at her like, oh God, do not touch my hand. Do not touch my hand. Yeah. And he's like, there's a toxic part of me. That's sort of like, low key like, I should have kept that door locked, but I know there's too much bullshit. Ha ha. And so then. She like basically puts her hand all the way over to his side and he doesn't, he won't

hold her hand. So she just leaves her hand dangling there over his side of the seat. Oh, and then she just like it looks like she thinks they're holding hands. Like she's just sitting there like they're in the car. holding hands, but they're not. Oh, it's so awkward. I'll say that for Shane. You know, because Shane's like, I can't move my hand.

The moment I move my hand, she's going to grab it. Oh, no. It's crazy. Crazy 10. Yeah, 10 alarm crazy fire over here. Truly. Thus the end of that one. So we'll see.

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