Watch What Crappens - #3237 The Valley Persian Style S1E09: Woosah in the Sky With Trymonds

Episode Date: March 2, 2026

The Valley Persian Style ends its season with classy GG throwing wine at Sky because she doesn’t like the valley. Good lord. Are they getting money from the Valley Chamber of Commerce or what? Literally no one has ever stood for the val this deeply. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to Watch What's Crappins. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. How are you? Do you have fun at the Golden Crappies?

I cannot actually express to you how much fun I had Friday night. Like, I feel like every year it just gets bigger and better. And I just have to say, thank you, first of all, to you, Ronnie, for being an amazing. partner through it because it's too much so much work it's like two months of insane stress and coordination I go crazy and I feel like I enter a fun house and I'm just like oh and I feel like everything is I just like lose my mind I just try to be chill for two months but I but I just you know it's like to have all that and leading up to that moment is wonderful but really the fact that

everyone came like that that you all in the audience you all came and you packed it, you got into all those seats, and you stayed, we had a long show. We did the, we committed a party foul. We committed the award show party foul. We went along this year. But I think it's honestly, Ronnie, we do every year. What are you talking about? No, but this, but here's the thing, though. Normally, I know the two of us when we were up there, that we have a moment where we sort of like, nod each other, like, we should probably hurry this up. I think we really didn't do that because I think we were actually having so much fun. I think we were for us it was so much fun

the guests were amazing to everyone who showed up for us like thank you to literally all those people we had the I think the biggest guest roster of all time from like you know like AJ McLean from the Backstreet Boys Ariana Love Island Katie Janella Crystal Cung Minkoff like all of our podcast friends so many people like the entire cast of like Vanderpump rules showed up like we weren't even expecting that so it was just such a fun thing

that like I don't know I'm I've been on a high ever since I mean, enough about me. What about you, Ronnie? How are you feeling? Oh, my gosh. It was so fun. And then it went from that just straight back to Texas. I'm back in Texas now.

And then watching a million Bravo shows, it's just like, it never stops. And it's been so much fun. I had a great time. I'm sorry for rucking everybody's ears with that key tar. Maybe I'll learn to play it before I pull it out next time. My niece was like, uncle, like learn how to play it before you. She's like, that needs a little work. Oh, my God.

But it was fun. It's just a big toy for a big baby. And I just had so much fun. And your New York song was so good. And the music, Jake, and then Katie and Walter. I mean, everybody was just so good. Our friend Colleen made, she flew into town. She made us all these desserts with our faces on it.

Like there were all these cake pops with our face. We had M&Ms with our faces on it, you know? I mean, it was just so much fun. My friends all made T-shirts for my birthday this year, and they all wore them, and they just have my big face on them. They say Ronnie. I mean, it was just such a nice time. had such a good time. So glad it's over. I'm already terrified for next year. You know, I've already

got the, oh, shit, now what? But I know, but that being said, I know, I already feel that way, but also kind of perfect, because this week we have so many shows to recap, and we're actually doing two guest spots, which are very exciting. And I will say that they are traitors related. And it's like a crazy workload, but now, but in the wake of the, of the crappies, I'm like, whatever this is nothing i just am so happy i'm not memorizing lyrics i'm not trying to like coordinate with a million people i want to say by the way also before we get into you know the valley two things that really needed to be shouted out first of all kiswe like i thank you kisbe for capturing this show uh that replay if you missed it because obviously we're on the west coast

and started at like eight o'clock that's late for a lot of people if you missed it that replay is still a available through the end of next week. I think through the 13th. So we really recommend you watching it because the video quality was amazing. I was like, oh my God, we are, this looks like TV. So it's really great. It's really great. You can capture, you can relive it. You can see sort of the details you may have missed if you were in the audience. So definitely check it out, crappies.giswee.com. And also shout out to Patreon because Patreon hosted a full on party, a pre-party on the roof of this venue and we went up there and it was so amazing there was like first of what they got it catered by something about her which was great and i had to see i'm not i have i have no skin in the game i don't

need to promote something about her but i swear god i had a chicken salad sandwich that night i stole it from the party and it like it brought me to tears it was so good and we there's a photo booth so really thank you for patreon to set for setting that all up and thank you to everyone our patreon on backers who actually, you know, who came. And I hope you guys all had fun at that party. Yeah, I mean, I almost felt guilty because everything has been so great. And then I came home last night and I was looking through X, Twitter. I still call it Twitter.

I don't care. And I was like going between Bravo videos, which are kind of sad because, you know, Robert Cosby Jr. died, which is just so just fucking terrible. We haven't really talked about it on the show because what do you say? You know, it's just so sad. So I was reading stuff about that. And I was reading just random Bravo news and some of it's really fun and funny. And then war videos, just war, just bombing videos, every other video.

And I'm like, what the fuck kind of timeline are we listening? I mean, I'm going between like, is Kenya more getting evicted to like a bomb? And then, you know, what's Mary Cosby thinking to another bomb? And then you have to like search like on the bomb videos like, Grock, is this real? You know, you have to look at the comment under that says Grock is this real because now people are just putting out a bunch of fake videos so you can't even tell it's like Dubai's being blown up and it's like is Dubai being blown up no it's not being well it was gonna be blown up but then all the war technology I'm like I didn't even know they had all this it looks like watching a video game the world has gone fucking crazy there was a mass shooting here in Austin um while I was away this weekend at some bar my niece goes to all the time I mean it's just like nuts and then um I'm like we had such a great time too it's like so much good and so much shit at the same time so So I don't know what to tell you. You know, the world is going to shit, but just for a little while, let's pretend it's not.

And talk to shit about these shows. Welcome to 20, 2026 has been a nightmare. But like at the same time, it's like, that's why I'm actually so grateful for like, honestly, Bravo, but also our community. Like, to be able to just to convene and for like two hours, two and a half hours, two hours, 10 hours. 10 hours. 45 hours. For that moment, it's literally still going. We can push out the pain of everything that is happening out there.

Like, it's not like, I would not say that one should live their lives by sticking their head in the sand like an ostrich. Like you can't do that in life. But you're allowed to do it for like a little bit every day. I think you're allowed to have a moment where you tune out the stuff that's so depressing and just find a little bit of peace and joy. and find your fellow people. And I really am grateful for that. And so, you know, really thanks for everyone for showing up, either in person or virtually. Yeah.

I mean, don't stick your head in the sand. Stick it in the glitter. Am I right? All right. Let's get on with it. So today is Monday, March 2nd, we are doing, we're starting with what we skipped last week, which is the Valley Persian-style season finale. Episode 9, Handle with Skincare is what it's called.

Oh, that's good. That's good. I like that. I know. Yeah. My title is much more clumsy. It's like, what is it? I don't know what your title.

My title is something like something in the sky with Wyman's. I mean, it's terrible. But so they only made it to nine episodes, which I guess they just didn't have enough content. And then the content they did have is like still yelling at Sky. You guys get over it. You guys are all monsters on this. show, especially Reza and Gigi. You guys are monsters. You got another show and now you're calling someone else a monster. No. Sky, your amazing television. I hope you're on here for 20 years. And if

this show doesn't last, I hope you're on 10 other shows. I love you. Yeah. And I love watching you go after these two and give no fucks. She still gave no fucks by the end. She gave no fucks. She was great. And I like Teneen as well. I actually really like her. Teneen's all right, but she's definitely a sleep pillow. I think she's one of those pillows that you sleep on so your face doesn't get wrinkled it's like one of those soft smooth silky pillow like she's very nice she's very luxurious but god hello is there anybody in there i don't even know if there's any life force in that person she's just like yeah and then i got really upset because i mean wake up you're on tv but i think that she's funny and she's snark and i like that and i like that as

she i feel like the relationship with with her and sky is interesting and fast And I'm intrigued to see how they're able to kind of like deal with it less so Gigi. I honestly like someone on Twitter said that what was so interesting about this show is that it was actually the newbies were more fascinating than the veterans. I don't know if that's totally true. I think MJ was MJ and Tommy that stuff was all very interesting. I actually think Reza was fine. Like Reza, he just sort of was actually more of on the sideline than I would have expected for this show. I think Gigi, though, is, like, stuck in the rut of 2017.

And she's just like, this worked back then. Me, I'm unstable, and my love life is a mess in America will love it. It's like, no, it's like, it's not interesting to watch this person who's totally inept at everything trying to buy a $14 million house or whatever that she'll never be able to afford and trying to go into some, like, fly-by-night business. But everything else, though, about the show is great. So very happy with it. Well, I think even the Gigi stuff was kind of fascinating on its own because it's an LA story.

You know, it's like, how is this person ever going to make it? This person should be in jail or at least banned from the public in some way, house arrest at the very least. She abuses people. She's terrible. She, you know, assaults people. She makes no effort in life. She fails at everything. And all she does is like, fuck ugly dudes to like get her name on businesses.

And it's gross. but she succeeds that I think is a very LA story I mean it ends with her succeeding it ends with her kind of winning her season so it's like well you know welcome to LA babe I got a story failing upwards

okay well let's get into it we see a recap of the whole season and now we land at Natasha in Amir's house where they are Natasha is waxing hair out of his nose which is as thrilling as it sounds and then we go to Res and Adams house Have you ever done that?

I've been intrigued. I feel like I'm not quite there yet where I need to wax. I can still just pluck. But have you? I got a kit. I got it on one of our Amazon lives. Every other Monday, at 1.30 p.m. Pacific time.

Oh, yeah. I got a kit to wax my nose and my ears, but I'm just too scared. I'm terrified. It doesn't sound good. So I was wondering if you've done it. You know,

I'm Lebanese. So that's just a right of passage. It's like I'm a 50-year-old Lebanese, man. It's time. But I just can't make myself. it so then we go to resident adams to a bully and adam um has kind of um this thing on his head it's like a bungee cord thing on his head and he's i don't know swinging himself around by the head what in the 1952 jack lillane was this this was like this was like when you see that like

people in like black and white footage with like those like those big like rubber or like leather straps around their stomach or like this those are back to the shakers I've seen those people are on the thing where they you shake your fat a lot and I guess the fat wants to leave or something I'll try I don't know maybe it's the energy I like I like that stuff the the idea of a passive passive weight loss but yeah he has this like his head is like in some sort of disc and he's like twirling around it's like it's good for my neck or something I get made no sense Oh, Gigi.

Ow! And then Reza just gets on one of those, like, tracks. What are you called those things again? Where you, like, you lie on it, and then it goes backwards, and then your feet are above your head and, you know. Oh, now that I've tried. My dad has one of those for his back. And you hang upside down like a vampire.

Those are really fun. I forget what those are called, but yeah. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. We go to Tannine and Greg's house, and they're setting up for her party because she's launching skin by Teneen. Farm to face, organic oil. Farm to face. I actually think that's, please do not.

If someone says this is farm to face, what I'm thinking is like goat shit. I'm like, you're putting goat shit on my face. Like, just saying like freshly harvested natural ingredients, but farm to face is, I just think of like manure. I think of chicken feet. I don't let me, like for some reason, farm to table sounds delicious. Farm to face, I'm just thinking the worst things I'm putting in my face. Yeah.

Also, y'all's faces look crazy. Just call it farm to fable, because you do look kind of like a children's book character at this point, all of you. So she's like, I was very close to harm to face, by the way. I just want to say. Yeah, harm to face, yeah. So she's like, yeah, this party's a big deal

because it's the launch of a new business. So I'm kind of terrified. And her guy, Greg, is like, hey, what about the hell of this guy situation? Is that stressing you out? She's like, yeah, because Merr said something about how she said to her that she was not going to come say hi to me at that party. I am so mad how she was going to not say hi to me, but then she did say hi to me. Well, I saw bombshed today, and they said they're going to be at the event. It's like, well, maybe she'll come and say hi to us at our house.

I don't know. I mean, it's my business launch. I want a good vibe. I want positivity. I just want people who want to be there. And at this point, like, so that point with what MJ told me about Sky, I really don't care if they come or not. I'm going to say this right now. I guarantee that most people actually really don't want to be there. Like, oh, wow, I get to go to a skincare launch event at my friend's house. Oh my God. You guys going to that big face oil launch party at Tonnings and Tonnings backyard? Can't wait. It's the event of the century. to go to that can't wait to go to that face oil party that smells like a farm can't wait can't wait for that goat shit on the face party um i do love bombshod though i think bombshod is the stand out of the season he's the best thing is

i like saying his name i'll be at like the supermarket and i'll be like bomb shot i just say his name in my head i just like saying it has a nice name to it bum shot bomb shot so uh gregg gets another gift for tanning um gregg is based basically cheating. Can we just call it like it is? I mean, how many gifts is he going to bring this season? That man is cheating on you. So it's a shadow box. She's got a product in it. And she's like, wow, Greg has really been an angel supporting me. He's made so much effort towards communication and romance too. And he's like, yeah, she made a passion project. I just love her. They love each other. Okay, so now MJ comes to meet Reza at a place called, on the 30. And she's like, okay,

so the open house, and he's like, oh my God, the open house, like, you did so much. I'm so proud of you. That was like so impressive. There was so much going on, but you know what? Like when Tommy came, like Adam was like Tommy's here, but then I felt like as soon as I walked outside, he was ready to leave.

And I don't want to say it hurt my feelings, but that's like the closest emotion I came up. Like, I just wanted a fist, Well, Reza, you were trying to sue him and get him thrown in jail at a restraining order against him. What do you expect? He said, you guys will talk after the season is over. You are not getting a fist bump. Okay.

It's not going to happen. So MJ is like, Tommy doesn't want to put himself in a position emotionally because what if he gets hurt again? What if he gets disappointed? What if he gets humiliated? Oh, I'm sorry. So we're concerned about time. Tommy getting humiliated while he's sitting there, farting and burping on camera for entire season. Tommy is humiliating every, I'm humiliated every time Tommy comes on TV.

Yeah. Yeah, but what about you? What about you being a single married person at every event? Because you're not sparkling the way you used to sparkle. He's not there because you have a restraining order against him. Even if you got it taken away, why are you acting like it's so crazy that her husband? You are the reason her husband's not at these events. I mean, Tommy's also the reason.

We have to mention that every time. Tommy's at fault for what Tommy did. Okay. Yeah. But for Reza to just speak, oh, my feelings. You're a monster. Okay. I'm starting to get a little concern for my friend.

She had her twilight open and her husband didn't even show up. I'm not really hearing her say anything positive about Tommy and I'm worried for her. Now that all this like sweeping under the rug is starting to accumulate a lot of dust. So MJ says that she's like fighting for this marriage and. You know, I know you didn't bring up divorce, but, you know, I looked at my kid. I was the exact same age as my kid when my parents split up. And, you know, she's like, there's no way I'm going to be another statistic in my family tree. To the detriment of your happiness.

Like, I don't know why Tommy doesn't want to hang out with me when every time I'm with you, I'm trying to tell you to divorce him. I just don't get it. So MJ is like you're crossing the line. She says, you know, of course I want to like work and improve things. And, you know, I feel like we're so far apart. But you know, the love is there. Nobody knows what's best for me.

It's very, very easy to judge from the outside. But look, I have to respect my husband. I have to draw the line. So I feel like MJ is doing kind of like a perfunctory like, hey, I'm on camera standing up for Tommy. So maybe this will get him to shut up and shut. shoot with me at last. Yeah. And she's like, well, I'm trying to make my marriage better, but I don't want to be judged

while I'm doing it. And he's like, judged. I'm just telling you to leave him. Not judging your marriage. I'm just saying it's over, okay? Do you complain when the, do you say that the credits at the end of the Golden Girls are judging the Golden Girls? No, they're rolling because the show is over.

Like bury them, okay? It's like done. No more cheesecake in the kitchen. Okay, I'm very serious. So I'm gonna play the little invisible piano in front of me. Okay, fingers tapping on the table. I've had hesitation to open up to you because I don't want to get burned in trusting you. And the last thing I wanna do is give Tommy something to hold on to, to be like, I fucking told you, you can't trust him.

And so I was like, uh, well, I thought I was coming to a friend and I thought we were at a place. in our relationship where we trusted each other. It's like, let me give myself some grace in navigating my relationship. Fine, I'll never say one more thing about your terrible marriage. It's over already. Like, whatever. So, that's the end of that one. So now we're in the car with Sky and her family.

And they're like, where are we going on vacation this summer? And she's like, we're going to go visit the Airwana in Greece or the Airwana in Bora, Bora. I'm not really sure. Although, to be fair, borah, bora is what I call the valley. Oh, what a borah, bora. So then Gigi goes to a salt cave with Reza Jacks, you know, which is, you know, as you may remember from various real housewives. Apparently this is like in every city.

There's some strip mall in the suburbs where like next to like a Joe's pizza and, you know, some like game stop right in the middle. There's like a come sit in a back room with. salt on the walls and on the floor. So they go to that and it's and resa jacks is like it's been a long couple of weeks lots of drama. So I thought this would be a neat place to show Golnessa like how come how I how I calm down because you know she needs that a lot sometimes. Yeah so he lays in the sand and she's walking on his back and stuff and she's like oh my god did you just get hard. He's like no. So she's like I'm just such a man eater in my natural state of

and he's just an appetizer for me. Me, intimately conessa. I'm dangerous and I'm sexy too. The danger turns into sexy if you don't control it. Or maybe it's the other way around. I'm so bad. So he's like, oh my God, I'm so stressed from trying to make this friend group work. And she's like, but Sky, like, kept fucking with everybody.

at the fucking table and my friend Tantan. Yeah, you know, that's what I call her because we're like this. We're intimate. We're intimately Gigi. My friend Tantan genuinely was fucking hurt. You don't hurt fucking Tantan. Sky has been saying so many bad things about me,

about my friends, about the Valley. She pissed me off. She's pissing off my friends. She's pissing off Vineland Boulevard. I don't like the bitch. She says that she went under the, she went below the belt, which I'm not really sure she went below the belt, but I guess by saying the valley sucks. This guy like, I don't like going to circus liquors. Wow, don't say that about the valley.

Don't be clownist. So she's like, I can taste the salt. He's like, yeah, and it's coming from you because you're salty. Bing, season two. I know. And by the way, no, also, let's not overlook Gigi, once again reminding us that she's a bad girl. She's like, I hope she doesn't talk shit about me because we don't want Loch Nessa to come back. I just got out of Juvie and I learned some things. I'm trying to be good, but I can be really bad. Watch out.

Don't interrupt it this comma girl. She's on a rampage. That's right. I can put on. a leather jacket and cheese some gum. Scary are real good, okay? So now Tommy and MJ go to therapy and he's wearing a button-up shirt and a tie and glasses. So he's really making an effort, you know, physically to show that he's not...

Well, this is how you know he's wrong, by the way. Because if he feels like he already has to like dress up for the first time you've ever seen him dressed up since his wedding just to impress the therapist, then you know you're in the wrong a bit, right? So they go to the office of Dr. Waspie von Wasperson. I love this lady. She comes in all glammed up.

She looks like she reminds me of like Deborah Rush, wonderful character actress Deborah Rush. If you know her, you know her. If you don't, well, look her up. She's great. And she comes in, she's like, hello, I'm Dr. Marshall. And so MJ's like, well, we were just talking about Tommy's anger issues. So I'm glad that we can get started.

Let's not forget. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, let's get into what's really. wrong with me. It's me. It's all me. I'm like Taylor Swift. I'm the problem. It's me. Okay, let's do it. What's this going to be one of those therapies that you gotta punch a pillow and shit? Like, what am I going to do? Like, pick a booger out of my nose, make into a shape and tell you what picture I see. There's a bunch of bullshit. I mean, of course we're going to talk about me. Of course we're

not going to talk about her. It's all me. I'm wearing a button up shirt. Who the fuck wants to talk about me? And he's going off already. And this lady, I mean, I think that they're probably in therapy in Calabasas or something. It's probably local because she looks so snotty and she looks like she's just judging Tommy from the second he walks in and rightly so because he's acting like an idiot from the very start of it. And then he gives us his sob story, which is a legit, sad story, but he's like, I got no problem with therapy. You know, my mom died of 13. No dad. Trust me. I've been going to therapy for a very long time. I don't know that that's true. I mean, the other stuff I get, but I don't, you don't come off as someone who's gone to therapy for a long time.

Did he mean, did he mean Dave and Busters? I think he meant, I think he had a mistake there. I've been going to, I've been going to therapy for a long time. You know, I love playing the ski ball of therapy. No, he obviously has a very traumatic backstory and it's actually very heartbreaking. And for people who did not watch Oz as a sunset, he goes into it more there. And it's like, it's very emotional. And he's definitely a man with a, like, he has to. Herbulent emotions and they're very raw and I think that's actually what's very appealing about him is that you You see him grapple with this stuff and you feel like he's trying to do the right thing, but he's also kind of just like kind of like broken in many ways. So Dr. Marshall's like, okay, well tell me what brings you in here today. I've got a Another appointment about 25 minutes. So let's wrap this up. Okay. Yeah, no, I scheduled you right before lunch. Not that I'm going to eat it, but I do still like to stare at a sandwich in a magazine. So please, let's get through this.

But one, another red flag is Tom, he's telling us all this stuff. And he's like, you know, I've been to therapy. But a lot of the therapists are we dealt with suck. They suck. Yeah, because they all tell you that you're yelling, Tom. Yes. You know? And Tommy's like, well, that means all the therapists suck.

No, they don't. You know, it's like yelling at the ref. So he's like, marriage, right? That's what brings us here. And MJ's like, we've been married for seven years. And those were years that were rough. And I would express. satisfaction in the connection. He's like, oh, wow, God, sorry, I'm not perfect. It's just so many critiques.

Jeez. It's like, what are you, Paul Abdul? It's like, I can't even make dinner without her saying it's a little pitchy dog. I mean, come on. And then we see a montage of MJ being like, can you tuck in your shirt? Can you, like, try to eat that food over your plate? Do you need a napkin for the ketchup on your stomach? Could you please poop in the toilet? So Dr. Marshall's like, well, you know, whenever a couple's fight about, you know, whatever they fight about, it's usually downstream of something deeper that propels the criticism, which in your case, I think is MJ, it's unmet needs and disappointment or in longing for something more. Maybe a husband who doesn't talk like a cartoon character from the 1950s, right? What the fuck? Unneemed, unmet, unmetneeds, disappointment? What the fuck?

Like, I don't do any of that. You know what I mean? What are we what is this a joke? What are you Seinfeld? Do-da? It's Seinfeld, everybody. And that means, come on. Hold on, just writing this down to laugh about with my other therapist friends at lunch in a second.

Okay, I just, I got that. Thank you. This is how she feels, though. All right, all right. Okay, that's the one of you. Okay, cool. Okay, well, we're just going to, we're just talking about how both of you feel right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.

I got a guess what another sucky therapist back here. Hold on, hold on. I'm writing your Yelp review right now. This therapist sucks. The therapist is trash. What the fuck isn't that me? Unmet me. Bullshit.

It's a bunch of bullshit. She's like, okay. Now, you know, can we, he's, oh, she's saying, part of being a couple is having friends together and social events together. So you being around her friends is something that I would really work on. He's like, oh, God, that's ridiculous. You know how many parties I've been. to where she's abandoned me the second that we walked in there.

And especially like, I don't like being around people why I got nothing in common with. Well, you know, I'm sorry, but we can't all be at NASCAR every day. Yeah. I think that also, like, if it's a work event, I think that, you know, part of bringing like your significant other to a work event is you have them as like an island to go back to if things are weird or awkward, but you also know, like, their role all. also is they're support I think they're supposed to support you either by being next to you or just by being in the room so that way if you can go off and go solo and do your networking or whatever but you always know you can go back to them and like Tommy for him to be like wow I've always been abandoned at a party well I mean sir like sometimes she just has to work I mean I know not all parties are work parties but I sort of get the sense that he's talking about these things with the Shah's this onset yeah but I mean Tommy who is Tommy gonna feel you know that he has stuff in common with.

Yeah. Also like make friends. So nobody ever. Talk to people. Yeah. You have to make an effort. You don't know if you're going to have anything in common unless you like make an effort. All you have to do is really sit there and smile.

Most people just want to see how you're reacting to them. They don't give a shit about you or what's going on in your life. So if you can just sit in a room and smile and say, mm-hmm, what do you do? Then you're fine. You know, that's all 90% of this shit is. So, but he doesn't want to make a shit. the effort and this poor doctor is like but can you see how it's maybe the same cycle mj you present a need for being in a partnership Tommy you think about when you're minimized or diminished or

asked to not you know burp out taylor swift songs and then um mj you know you get upset because you're alone but tommy you get upset and then you leave her alone do you understand he's like oh whatever whatever man okay this is me All right. We're sitting here talking like, oh, hey, Tommy, what are you going to do to fix this? Huh? What are you going to do? Like, what am I, a pep oils guy?

What are you coming in for an oil change? This is in my fucking job. Fuck you guys. And I love this moment where he's like, oh, it feels like I've got a, oh, wow, like, MJ's got everything figured out, but I've got to work on my anger. Oh, wow, I'm the one that's got issues. I'm the one that's got the problem. And she just looks at him and goes, I think you do need to work on your anger.

I just love she's like, yeah, that's exactly right. He's screaming. He's screaming. at the he's like i mean i know we do his voice like that all the time but he's literally oh yeah like yeah Tommy got a fucking angry show yeah that's what you're coming for Tommy's got it she's like yeah you she's got her finger on the button under her desk like yeah but she's just also giving them that like waspy stare like sir you should be so lucky that you get to sit on the sofa but when she says you do have to work on that asshole uh i love that

I almost feel like, yeah, he was almost like looking for a no, no, no, no, no, no. We, you both have to work on things. And she was like, no, you have to work on your anger. I was like, yes, yes, lady. She was giving him that look like someone's about to like spray her windshield wiper at a stoplight. You know, she's just like a hundred percent. Please don't. Okay.

Yeah, well, I don't have cash. So. You realize we are not sitting in the outfield of a Mets game right now. Okay. Work on your anger. Well, yeah, but you know what? I don't get angry for no reason because there's very few compliments. There's one thing.

You know, I don't get caught with my compliments. Like, oh, for fuck sake, Tommy. You put the lid down. Congratulations. Here's your blue fucking ribbon. So then he's like, you know, when my mom died, I moved in with my grandparents and they would fight and they would say terrible things to each other. And all they did was talk negative.

And I didn't like it. So I left. Yeah, but you're doing the same thing. Like, do you not see what you're like, do you hear yourself? Right. Right. I mean, it's always shocking. I mean, this is a very human thing, which is that people, like, they are scarred by their

upbringings. And I feel like on some level, they're thinking, I never want to repeat that while they are actively repeating it. So Tommy is saying how we lived on the street. And she goes, and he says, that's how I feel a lot of the time that she speaks to me like that. She's like, oh, you feel criticized. Is that how you feel?

It's hard to tell because you're screaming all the time. And she's like, yeah, that sounds really terrible. You had to live on the street. and not even here in Calabasas. I mean, living on the street in Calabasas is beautiful, right? You had to live on the street in Queens? Oh, my God. So, yeah, he's like, you know, every time he's like,

I was living on the street. And when I feel, when she speaks to me that way, I feel, and she says criticize. And he's like, yes, that's it. And she's like, yeah, that sounds horrible living on the street. But, you know, of course you're going to feel unimportant and disposable. but like you still have to do stuff, you know. And she's talking about what it means to be triggered and getting reactivated over and over again.

And he's like, yeah, I don't doubt it. And so I'm just putting her hand on his knee. And she's talking about how heartbreaking it is to hear how he grew up because she knows this, you know, and she's like, and it's a shitty cycle. But at the same time, like as adults, it's our job to not do that, you know, and it's not easy. I mean, listen, I'm spending my entire adult life not becoming my mother. So I'm a red wig away, you know. But I think that like, I think what's so sad for Tommy, if I can read between the lines, and I don't really know the full story of him and his treatment, et cetera.

But when he says, every therapist I see is so sucky, you get the sense that he's trying to work on this. That's why he says, I'm okay with therapy. He's trying to work on it. But like the fact that every therapist is sucky, makes me feel like he just can't hear some tough truths he probably needs to hear. And so he's still sort of stuck. I don't know. That's just my inference as a viewer watching it.

It's obviously a little reckless to do that with people's, but also it's TV. So who cares? But I kind of get the sense that people have been trying to get through to him and he just, he can't hear it. And he thinks he's, he thinks he's open. But I don't know if he really is open. He's stubborn. And he wants everything to be easy for him and handed to him, you know.

Like it's very easy for him to just kind of marry somebody who's on TV and then just kind of live off of them, you know, which is what he's doing. And then anytime there's a problem, it's them and it's not him. And he's just going to be stubborn and he's going to yell and he's going to argue and he's going to end up alone. And that's what he fucking gets, you know. So he doesn't have to make the changes if he doesn't want to, but it's not anyone else's responsibility to put up with that shit forever, you know. So this Dr. Marshall is so funny. She goes, okay, here's going to be my final advice because I will never see you two again. You, Tommy, you need to get some trauma-informed therapy, okay?

Doesn't have to be forever. Just like kind of raise your consciousness level. Okay. So my specialty are women whose husbands have cheated on them. And I think this is just really against my brand. So why don't you see some trauma-informed therapy? Thanks so much. No kidding. She's like, you're a crash test dummy. So maybe get therapy for that. So MJ's like, yeah, you know, I feel like my partner needs to step up. So here we are. So now we go to Natasha and Amir holding hands. They're driving. And they are going to the graveyard. I'm just going to say, I find, I've said before, I find this storyline to be actually very fascinating. I find it to be actually very emotional. It's a little.

boring though to me i mean i'm like it's weird to be something something so fascinating but also kind of boring i mean basically it's they go to the grave stone like this is the big thing that they've been working towards they go to the cemetery she comes face to face with it there's crying i'm getting choked i got i'm not getting choked up right now but i was like oh my god this is very emotional but there really isn't much more to say about like literally nothing funny happens here it's just two people going to a Gravestone. Yeah. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So then we go back to MJ and Tommy's house and they're setting up for their podcast.

And she's like, wow. So I wanted to tell you I met with Reza and then next thing I know, he's giving me relationship advice. And then he came at me like, well, you don't think your husband not coming around isn't being supportive. And, you know, and that was a line that was crossed. Okay. I know that you're supposed to tell your spouse everything. But if you're a trying to get your spouse to go hang around your friends this is not the way to do it yeah what are you doing i think this was like mj's weird way of demonstrating that she has tommy's back and that she's not going to throw him to the wolves by tricking him into going to like shooting the tv show and then the guy everyone comes after him like she's going to have his back i think that's what she's trying to do but i don't see

how this is helpful towards rebuilding his relationship with resa yeah this is not a good move so it's like you know what last last time uh things with me and reza got so bad that you got infuriated went to his home you know destroyed property and then um wasn't you know you were in court and had to go to jail and stuff so you know what i'm going to do to fix this i'm going to tell you the shit that resa was talking about you like what are you doing what are you doing stop it so then we go to resa and Adam talking about it and Reza is like, it made me feel so sad. Like you can't even tell anybody they're in a deadened relationship anymore. And I'd just like to remind everybody, again, that Reza dumped Adam, went on their wedding trip with his friends and left Adam at home,

and then married Adam in a surprise wedding at a restaurant where Adam didn't get to invite his friends so just for everyone sitting there listening to reza talk about his personal or his perfect relationship this fucking guy so adam's like well who knows maybe she was having a bad day and she'll be able to pull you to the side and be like i'm so sorry i snapped at you but there was no mint at the supermarket to make tabooly did my memory serve me correctly did adams tabooly not make an appearance in the season finale of the show he wasn't it Like a shirt. Oh, you're right.

It was an interpretation. I actually loved Adam's shirt. It was very cute. I have that clip art. I have that like 70s clip art or a 60s clip art as a picture in my house. I love it. I actually am like happy for Adam. I feel like he's so happy in the like since they moved to the valley.

You know, remember they used to live in Atwater Village and it was like their sad home with where the, where the assault happened with Tommy. But now that they live in the valley, Adam just putters around. He makes tabooly. He waters plants. he rotates around in some archaic fitness contraption. He's living his best life. I'm really happy for him, except for the tantric yoga.

We don't have to have that again. But everything else, Adam's, you know, living like an idealized, tame gay life. Yeah, yeah. He's living the tame gay life he was born to live. So then we go to Sky and Bombsod,

and she's showing him different outfits. And she's like, honestly, is there any way we can just skip this party and not go? And he's like, I don't want to skip the party. I want to go to it. I'm not going. want to support tannine and she came out with a really good moisturizer for dogs but i'm not really comfortable coming he's like i got you you got me yeah disgusting ugh you don't have me he's like

i'm just going to say straight out hey listen i'm here to support tennine and we'll just have this conversation another time another place hashtag bomb shot hashtag bomb shot advice She's like, yeah, you think they're going to let you just walk away from a conversation. You know how they are. And he's like, well, they can't force you to talk. And she's like, oh, really? Have you met them before? Hmm?

Hmm? Okay. One leaves, the other one comes back. The other one comes, the other one leaves, then the other one comes back. She's so right, too. And he's like, but you let them. It's like, what is she supposed to do? Stand there with a baseball bat.

And she's like, but they're growing fungus from every angle, these people. I love this bitch. She's so mean and cold and she's so right. Like, it cannot be emphasized enough. The fact that they put someone on the valley who hates the valley is just tremendous. So, Bumchat's like, don't let them. You think you and Teneen are ever going to be friends again? She goes, we are friends.

But, you know, in a very different compartment. Cheap fungus growing compartment. You know where they grow the mushrooms when they sell them the supermarket? That's what Tineen is. Yeah. So she says that she's still. considers Tani and a friend and so she's gonna go support her even though she hates everybody there and she's like but you know the only way I'm coming is if you put

this on and she gives him a red light mask and he's like get out of here you're not gonna put this on me see I know how to say no next thing you know he's in the mask it's like oh I know fungus now it's fungus now it's time for the big skin care launch and people start to show up Gigi shows up with Dennis he's in like this blue and white shirt and Vita is there I love that Vita just sort of putters around in the background of the group scenes. They just are like, I guess we have her in she's so funny.

She just. She was worth it. I'm so glad they have her in every scene. I know. Tony is like, hi, can I get you something to drink? No,

I don't drink. So can I get you something else? Champagne. One thing I'm going to say is that over the weekend, so we did the show at the Fonda Theater, which was great. Thank you to the Fonda Theater. But they had this amazing video wall.

Normally when we do the crappies, we have like a screen. We do this sort of like a visual presentation of background of the nominees and everything. And this venue had an enormous, beautiful high-res video wall and made everything look very glamorous. But what was funny was that when we put the nominees up, their faces were so big. And I'll tell you, having like a 25 foot tall Vita face. right behind you, that was an image. She was nominated for Mother of the Year. And like that bright red lip, it was like, boom.

That was the funniest thing. Just looking up behind and saying like, like giant Vita. It was a striking visual for me. So MJ gets there and she's telling Reza Jacks that things are awkward with Reza. What does she do? And then look who's here. It's me. I don't want things to get weird.

Can we talk for a second? Listen, I only have about 10 minutes to talk about your shit done relationship, okay? And then she's like, yeah, okay. So he's like, I'm not happy with the way things went down. And honestly, my intention didn't translate. And I feel like we took 20 steps back. I felt the same way. And I just feel like we've worked way too hard.

And I can't have that conversation with you about my husband. That's okay. The thought of us going back to six years. ago was literally like just unimaginable to me because that was when I wasn't able to see baby shams. So they hug and he's like, I love Maers very much and I feel compassion and if you want to keep sweeping things under the rug, that's okay. I love you and no matter what you decide, I'm going to be here for you despite your terrible decisions and repressed feelings about your own failing marriage. Oh, the Rezo support. It's just it's like a warm hug.

Um, so Adam is wearing his Fally Girl Diamond's necklace, because you're my best friend, Gigi. I got you a necklace that says T for Tee, Fritaboole. Then Dennis and Gigi sit down to have a very important business meeting. Okay, Dennis, we got to figure out what's next for us. He's like, yeah, so I like the way things that go on with both businesses. Yeah, me too. What are those businesses again? It's like, well, I got great news. My boy Dan wants to give you a billboard on the Vegas strip. Let's just throw money at the Vegas strip. That'll solve everything, right? Gigi. Stop it. Stop it. Sales are going to go through the roof. When you're driving to Vegas,

you're going to see intimately Gigi and think, wow, I could have that woman's head up my ass if I just gave over $20. And then don't forget about Valley Girl. Wow, Dildos and Diamonds. I've really made it, Dennis. Well, the good news about Valley Girl is that we've got the diamonds. great quality, nothing shady about this operation whatsoever. And now we just got to handle the website, the marketing. Probably you have to get a permit from the city, start an LLC, maybe register with, get some distribution, you know, just minor little things. And by the way, I found two houses that I think would be good for you.

Would it be really good? They're in a gated community where I live. And that's where you're really close. Over 4,000 square fit. So he's basically like, I found houses for you where I don't know. Ever something, this guy is so shady like that he just finds, I found, houses and I don't know I don't trust anything about this yeah I don't either and he's like you know it's on the highest side but I'm still gonna chip in she's like wow I really won so yeah Gigi she's got

businesses handed to her and now a house so yep you know there you go she did she got it so then we go to Vita and she goes up to resa and resa and she goes resa I want you to meet somebody whose name is resa and then um ameer's asking so they're all like oh my god is sky coming and And Adam's like, they're on Persian standard time. P-S-T. Yeah. And they're like, oh, look at you, Adam. Adopting Reza's.

Do you have that card, Adam? Do you have that card? It's called code switching, bitches. Don't be such a white girl. That is so white girl of you. Bitches be like, I'm late. Ooh, I did it. So Greg is like,

Greg is saying, You know, if it's, if sky doesn't come, it'll be really fucked up. And Teneen's like, no, it's not. I mean, after what MJ said, I think I'm like, I just don't know what to say. Natasha's like, what did she say? She's like, you're not saying hi to her? And she goes, she'll come say hi to me. And who talks like that?

That's what MJ told me. I'm hoping she said it in some other better way. So it's a good old fashion. You're not going to say hi to her fight. So stupid. But you guys did say hi to each other, Tani. Come on. It's like, what do you need to fight?

about this. I'm gonna fight with her because she said she wasn't gonna say hi to me before she said hi to me. What? So this is their big fight and then Sky and Bombshot finally arrive and everyone's like, oh my god, oh my God, Sky and Bombshot are here? What are we gonna do? And basically the OGs like Res, MJ and G, are like, oh, how are we gonna go like ambush Scott? We're gonna ambush Scott because they're gonna, you know, this is what they do. This is what their group does so uh they come in and jeanine's like hi and scyzy how's it going she's like good how are you i'm good you look fabulous thanks so do you i mean what a bitch am i right this guy is such a fucking bitch saying hi how's it going you look fabulous

And then everyone's in the corner pointing. Well, she was late. I'm going to tell her about it. And then Natasha's like, wow, it's so nice thing you guys talking. And Sky's like, oh, you're funny. Why wouldn't we not talk? This crazy. So, you know, Sky's saying, oh, nice job.

Great party. And Tonin says, well, I've got to say, like, there's an elephant in the room. Is it dry? We could moisturize it with your moisturizer. Like luba dumb commercials, you know they do like the alligator you could do elephant So she's like no I just I feel like from our last conversation I felt like we ended it on a good note as much as we could and I think there's a lot to get over But when I was at MJ's party she said you said something like oh

Well she she'll come and say hi to me this guy's like well she said why did I go say hi I said of course I'm not gonna say hi when she's sitting with a bunch of people I don't even talk to. And then it like cuts to basically the rest of the cast, like staring at them like, look at her. Look at the exact same thing. Standing in a line against a wall, staring at her, getting ready to take turns to go get her. And she's like, yes, you know, I said when she comes around, I will definitely say hi. That is how the conversation was. She goes, okay, well, that's very different than what she told me. But do not take anybody's word. Come to me and ask me. And I will tell you exactly what happened. I won't see you if everyone. well because I will be squinting like this. I will tell you what happened, which will always be something like, I said something while I was wishing I was at Irwan. So Sky, Tanyan is like, well, this is me doing it. I'm asking you now.

Well, because these people, they love to sit down and twist and turn. And this is how they live their life. And I can't. I can, ugh. You know. So then Reza, Natasha and Gigi are, I guess with an earshot. Because Reza is like, Skye saying to Tannin that we like to twisting

around. She also said that Natasha you're a bitch, Gigi, you're on hinge, and that I am actually secretly straight. How could she even say that I twist things around? They twist things around? They? Who's they? Us. Well, what are we twisting? What are we twisting? I'll tell you what I'm going to twist her head right off of her neck. That's stupid. Are you going to say something to her? I'm going to have to say something. Well, it's all our fault. somebody needs to say something so um sky's like oh my god look these hyenas are waiting to jump by the way the hyenas just look around please they are like they say such simple things and then they create such something completely different look at these stupid people over here my goodness

like it cuts to them and they're like foaming at the mouth and like ponging at the ground like so it's like okay well instead of instead of going at to each other which is what i would expect from us You know, I want us to fight for us and to have a fucking conversation after and be like, bitch, that wasn't cool. And I'll be like, fuck you. And then we can just move on. It's guys like, I agree 100% with you. And we can even have that moment outside of the valley, maybe.

We can talk about that maybe in West Hollywood. New Air one open this weekend. My favorite part of this is me saying, bitch. Can I just say this? Okay. Well, that would work. Okay. You know, from the bottom of my heart, I'm not even being sarcastic.

I love you. You know I love you. Now we cry. Let us cry. Oh, I'm going to cry. I love that sky evidently says, I love you, sarcastically enough that she's goes, I'm not even being sarcastic this time when I say, I love you. Oh, I love you. I have to do that. Because when I'm being sincere with people, they just look at me. And I'm like, no, I'm not, I'm not kidding. I really do feel like that was a big first guy to be like, just going to say, I'm not being sarcastic. I love you. I felt like that was really sincere of her.

Yeah, so they call each other idiots and then hug. And so now they see a light at the end of the tunnel, so they're happy. And Teneen's like, you know, you're my little sister, even though you're older, beach. See? It's already working. So they're making jokes. And then we go to Bombshot and Amir and Natasha. And Natasha's like, oh my God, they're hugging.

And Reza's like, oh, really? Well, I could hear her talking shit about us, MJ. And Tannin wasn't defending us. Let's get her too. No. He's like, oh, like, I can't believe this group would be accused of twisting things as Reza. Like, they're just reconciling. And really all they said, all that what's her face said was like, no, this is what I said. I didn't want to go over there because all those people don't like me and I don't like them. So I was going to say, how do you, after you were there, like, oh, wow, Tanin wasn't defending us.

Wow. I wonder why you're being accused of twisting things around. Exactly. So Tanin tells them, you know, she, Sky apologized and she started the conversation. And then MJ goes, to who? To me? Oh. So Amir's like, she didn't bring up anyone else. Well, she did bring them up and not in a good way.

You know, she said they're going to come attack me. She did say that. Oh, really? She said who's going to come attack her? What? I'm going to kill her. Let me out her. She just wants to bark and talk shit about my friends and I'm tired of it.

So if you think you're gonna you're good at being tough, let me show you what tough is. I was like, wow, you're actually doing our impersonation of you. That's just sad. She's literally, she's literally acting like a 1985 bully in like Punky Brewster. Hey, kid, if you want to be part of our group, you know, to drink this glass of raw egg and ketchup. okay I'm like okay let's relax Gigi so Tani gives a speech and thanks everyone for coming and then they start taking pictures and stuff so someone asked Sky to take a picture and right behind sky is Gigi Reza and Reza Jacks and Gigi's like can I put something on accident

and Reza's like yeah do it do it do it but it'll be an accident though and uh Reza's like, no, come here. And he tries to pull her away. But she's like, what, what happened if I put it on her? And he's like, please don't do it. And she does. She just throws it on her. She throws it drink all her.

She acts like, whoops, and throws a drink all over Sky. Even though this was, she does this because not from any sort of firsthand beef that she was in. It's because someone told her that she was talking shit. I mean, there was a moment before where MJ came up to Sky and goes, are you guys talking shit about us and Sky just goes oh fuck off so like there is some like firsthand hostility but like Gigi it's not your fight in the sense that like like you you didn't interact with sky about this so you just threw booze on her and like you know if someone did that to Gigi she would be like oh wow you really started it now it was such a stupid thing it was also really what we know it was was a desperate

attempt to have a reality show moment to get into the trailer to do something with a season finale she was just being a reality star in that moment. And it just was kind of sad. Well, they've pinned their whole season on fighting with Skye. And Sky's like, I'm not fighting with these idiots. Like, I'm not giving them that. And so she didn't get to have the fight. You know, she had this fight plant in her head where she was going to throw wine

all over her at the end of it. And she didn't get the fight. So she just threw the wine anyway, you know? Yeah. That's basically exactly it, right? I wish that Sky had called the police because that's assault. We've learned. Yeah.

Because we've seen a lot of drinks thrown on these shows. So now we know that is assault, okay? Yeah. And just normally I wouldn't say that on a housewife show or anything, but on this, Gigi's a monster. And she already's come up on her physically before and Gigi needs to be cut at the quick. It's ridiculous. And Gigi's like an uninteresting monster. That's the problem.

Like, Sky is like a fun, campy arch monster. Whereas Gigi is just like, again, it seems like she's just trying to like be something that she saw out of Archie or whatever. And it just is like, ugh, it just feels lame. It doesn't feel authentic. Well, I mean, she's even named Loch Nessa, and that's the most boring monster of all time. Like, what does that monster even do? It just, like, kind of swims and people see it occasionally. Yeah.

It, like, never even attacks anyone. It's, like, afraid of us. It's like, it's not. It's just like, hey, guys, I know you haven't seen me for a couple hundred years. I am still here. I'm selling anal dildos now with my face on it. Okay. Oh, my God.

Look at that monster. Oh, no. Oh, no. They see me. Okay, I got to go away now. I gotta go. It's basically Adam. Adam is the Loch Ness monster.

Ow, Gigi. I was just trying to take a photo of you for the National Inquirer. So, Scott goes in. She's furious. And she's like, get this fucking idiot out of my set right now. Get out of here. Get out of here, Gigi. And Adam's just sitting there somewhere.

You know, Adam's a little shithead, too. That's why I'm not happy for him. Never mind. I take it all that. He's stupid gardening and his happy life and his head machine. He's a little asshole, too. And he's sitting there like, smirking like it's so funny and uh jiji's like what there's no problem over here no i'm being

serious you get out or i'm calling the police and i'm being serious get her out and adam's like you-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo you mess with my best friend giji you don't mess with persian chicks to my right girlfriend one person chick to another and meanwhile bomb shat who's like i will have you back no matter what he's like just off in a corner just like laughing with the guys and like What happened? Like, BombShed has no clue. He has no idea.

Bombshot's like, ooh. So this guy's inside and she's like screaming. She's like, this girl is psycho, psycho. And they are like, then, you know, they're just trying to calm her down. And Gigi's like, fuck her. Fuck her. So Greg goes up to Bombshot and he's like, hey, do you know what's going on with your wife? He's like, no, what's up?

Is she having a lovely time today? Like, she just went crazy. which, by the way, she didn't just go crazy. Gigi threw a drink at her. Yeah, I know. I like how they all repeat these stories. So, Bombshad goes in and she's like, she threw a drink at me from the back.

And he's like, oh, she's an animal, an animal. And then to Gigi and Adam, Adam's like, I think she laughed. I don't see her. They're laughing. And in front, Tannin is like, guys, I can't have my day in like this. What are people going to think of Tanyin moisturizer?

her. And Sky's like, babe, I'm sorry, I was not doing anything. I know you weren't. You know I will never put on a show. Okay. And if I do, it's not going to be in the valley. It'll be in like, you know, Century City, right? And so, Toneen's like, obviously, I think I'm more magical, Nessa, because Sky didn't do anything to trigger this.

And I don't really know what to do. I just, I'm just trying to bring some peace to the situation. And if not peace, at least some oil to put on your animals. Yeah. And Tony is like, come on, bomb shot. He's like, no, I'm not going to leave my wife. And she's like, you tell her to leave. Sky's like, you tell her to leave right now.

So Reza's like, oh, my God, what happened? What happened? I'm so excited. And Gigi, so Tannin asked Gigi what happened. And she's like, well, I was standing like this. And then, you know, she got too close to my proximity because she wanted to take pictures. And I said, you know what?

I should I throw my drink? And then Adam said, yes, you should, Persian girlfriend. And I said, okay, whoops. And then, we'll have to drink went all over her. I'd regret nothing. I did it. Tenean's like Adam. He goes, I never said that.

What? I did it. Okay? Put me back in jail. Put me in lock up. Take me away from General Pop, okay? Because I'm dangerous. Don't make sure I don't get a shiv in my hand because I'm going to cut a bitch.

Be careful of Gigi. I don't know what happened. happened after the wine flew? I mean, what gravity does is up to John Mayer in the earth, okay? Yeah. God, I'm such a bad girl that when I'm threatening someone, I invoke John Mayer. Rock and roll, bitches. So Greg's like, can we just not do that? She's like, well, I'm not touching anybody. Look at me, not touching anybody. And they make her promise. She goes, okay, I promise. So now sky is talking to tani and tani is like oh i told her she cannot ever throw wine again oh wow great way to stand up for your friend no sure jiji jiji is known for being for being a rule follower so

i'm really glad that tini and added that rule to their group dynamic that's kick her out how do you just go up and be like please don't throw wine on anyone else get her the fuck out of here what an asshole so ameer has to talk to gg like jc's one of his kids he's like if you were her what would you do? Oh, you can't say that because I would never, ever have been that pretentious if I were her. Oh, really, lady, who's insisting on a five-bedroom house with no job? You fucking crazy person. So then Reza-Jack gives a speech about celebrating Tonin. And then Sky tells us, look at this group. There's going to be a lot of people who don't like me or who hate my guts. But guess what? I don't care.

I did hear that the Haley Bieber smoothie at Erawan has been discontinued. And I'm wondering if Sky is okay. So Reza Jack says, in Persian culture, dancing is a sure way to get everybody to forget about their bullshit, their grudges, and bring them together to be present. Life has ups and down. So fuck it. So they start dancing and everything. And now it's another day. I wish other cultures danced.

So we go to, yeah, the next day, and Greg comes to Tani's room and he misses her. And she's like, well, you could sometimes sleep here. And then we go to Adam and Reza's and they're getting a couple's massage. I mean, these two are just doing shit that I never want to see them do on this show. It's like, how many things can you guys do that I just don't need to see on my TV? Then we go to Natasha and Amir's. They're playing with the kids and still talking about should we have another kid? Reza Jacks is playing with his dog.

He goes, I'm open to a long-term relationship. Doesn't mean that I've locked up my thingy. You know, you think I'm celibate? Are you crazy? And he does that thing where he, like, lowers his chin but looks at you from the top of his eyeballs. He's like, okay. And then cooking class, Sky and Baumshadow on cooking class. And Sky's like, you know, it's not just about me and here.

It's about our kids. And we're very dedicated. He's like, yes. And of course, there are challenges. And of course, there's ups and downs. and you know, by the way, how many times can they say that they're ups and downs in this episode? I just realized we've said that phrase like 15 times over the course of the past hour. So like it's ending, guys. Talk about ups and downs down.

Ups and balance. So I'm teaching my children how to cook and also how to call the bartender when they're supposed to. Now at Gigi's house, they're moving into her new house. Adult life is hard and it's always going to be hard. And I'm okay with it because I've done hard time. Well, we're grown now. I don't know. We may not be popping bottoms, but we're still popping up, bitches.

And MJ's like, yeah, the more we live, the more we go on different paths, but I forgot what I was saying. And then at MJ and Tommy's house, the whole family's there with Vita, it's like a sitcom ending. They're like, oh, wow, look at this. Everything worked out real well. And there's a caterpillar. Wow, look at that cataple.

The caterpillar's like, sir, you have anger issues. Why, you shut the fuck up, you caterpillar? And then we see a text on the screen that says, October 17th, Mercedes files for divorce. A month later, she moved out. Tommy moved into a new place less than a mile away. The therapist has closed the shop, changed her name, and moved to a different town.

Don, don't, don't, don. Can I say, actually, this is a case from like, we're not going to pick up the cameras? I mean, MJ and Tommy have been, like, That's a longstanding Bravo relationship. I would have liked a... They couldn't even make it to 10 episodes. They're not going to pick up cameras for an extra episode.

You mean to attack onto the end of this one or something? Yeah, I'm like, it just felt like they just bloop. They're like, oh, and by the way, they're divorced. Like, wait, what? Well, maybe that trend is finally over, the picking cameras back up for the most obvious turn of events. They just don't have the budget for it. I'm sure that I think that's what that means.

But, yeah, it was a really good season. I felt like, I felt like it was, I wish it was on at like a different time of the year. You know, we had a big Bravo drought over the summer. And I think this would have been a perfect thing to have on over the summer just because I felt like there's a lot of stuff happening in this first quarter on Bravo. And just like, I think honestly, again, traders sucked up so much space. So I would like Bravo to bring this show back and just put on a different time of the year when we can kind of give it the love it deserves.

Yeah, get on it, Bravo. All right, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. We will talk to you next time. Bye. Watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. Our way is the Amber Way.

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