Watch What Crappens - #3245 Vanderpump Rules S12E13: Goat Cheese Brawl

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

It’s the first reunion episode for the new Vanderpump Rules kids, and Audrey is on the warpath. Will Lisa finally learn what a homey is? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and watch what we're crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. And joining me today is someone who I just adore. We went through war together the first two months this year and now we've emerged. It's Ronnie Karam. How are you? Well, hello, Ben. Hello there.

The war, of course, was planning for the crappies. We've mentioned it a lot. But in case some people just may not realize that if you missed the crappies, you can actually watch it on Kiswee.com, crappies.kiswee.com. Or just go to our website, watchwrapers.com. And there's a replay that's going to be available through the 13th of March. So watch it. There's all sorts of great stuff.

We had an amazing, amazing time doing the show. also by the way, we have a crossover episode on our feed today with Rob has a podcast where we talked about the traitors and Survivor 50. That was a tremendous time. So go check that out. And we're guess what? He's not going to be the only one from the traders we're going to talk to this week. So just stay tuned. Okay, everyone.

Today we are talking Vanderpump Rules. Oh, and I should also mention, we are going to have a bonus newsletter this week. Normally we only have one, but this week we're doing a whole crappies newsletter where we're going to talk about, we're both going to talk about our experience with the crappies to the trappies with the crappies and you know, it was like preparing and what the show was like, et cetera. So keep an eye out for that. That'll be out later this week or maybe today, who knows when. But in the meantime, today we're talking Vanderpump Rules. Really excited to talk about this one. And I do want to highlight that these kids, they are so funny.

Like we wound up having like the entire cast. Almost the entire cast of the show come to the crappies. It wasn't even meant to be that way. We had, so we had Chris and Jason and they were like our

little Miss Crappies. That's what we had last year, the person to bring people on and off and to carry the awards out, et cetera. So we're like, wouldn't it be fun if we have Chris and Jason,

the eyebrow twins. So they were, they were serving that role on the show. And then we had Marcus and Shane as guests. But then they all invited people from, the cast. So then all of a sudden we had this like giant contingent from Vanderpump Rules and it was so fun. They all came out on stage. They all lined up at the front of the

stage and I swear they were having the best time. They were they were having their own party. Like that was like we were we were at the Vanderpump rule show. Those kids. They were they were partying their asses off. They were like it was like I think this like I'm not sure if this is true or not. I felt like this is like their first big public thing that they've done. done as a cast since the show came out. Did you get that sense, Ronnie? Well, I'm sure they've done other stuff, but man, they'll show up and party. That's for sure.

They did it. They were great. They were so nice. I have to say, it makes me feel bad to make fun of them. And I will continue to do that. You know, Chris and Jason arrived that, you know, because they actually had a role in the show. They arrived so promptly, like so on time. They're like, hey, we're here.

Well, how can we help? I mean, they were like professionals. And, um, everyone was so lovely. Kim was so nice. Like the feedback. that I got from the people working backstage was that Kim was one of the nicest people the entire night. I was like Kim, but she was, she was so nice. And then Natalie came up to me at one point and she's like, oh my God, when you were like making

fun of how I fell down the stairs, that was like so funny because you were like, hasn't she been to the other half? She's never like went to the other half of the house and like, how does she even deal with parking garages? And the truth is, I always fall down staircases. It's like crazy. Like, because the thing is, I was like raised in a single, single story home. So I think I just like don't understand staircases. She cracked me up. So

definitely like, yeah, really, really fun, nice group of people. They were all really sweet. Had a great time. Yeah. Yeah. Now let's rip them apart. Yes. Now let's rip them to shreds. Okay. So their first reunion, a lot of people are pretty surprised at this got a reunion because the Valley did not. The Valley, they were like, okay, here's $5. And nine episodes. That's it. Bye. Maybe Persian style. Yeah.

Yes, Valley Persian style. But this one, they gave a full rene, full two part or two, which is pretty good. Yeah. But you know, it's Vanderpump Rules. It's such a major show for the network. I think they just felt like that, like they just had to. They had to do it. And I was okay with that.

You know, they're, apparently the show has had like, is like, like had like exponential growth over the course of the season like it really is like there were reports coming out over the past few days that like their ratings actually were really up hot like like really really increased over the season so it's a good sign for this cast because we you know I won't say we I'll say I really enjoy this this show a lot and I think it's actually a really good cast of just kooky young kids trying to drink and be famous yeah um and now it's It's interesting because the season has aired, obviously, and so this is the first time we've seen them since they've seen each other talking shit about each other. And this is when every reality show kind of starts to get good because that's when you truly get pissed.

And you see what everybody said behind your back. And that's when you start to unravel. And you've seen how the audience is reacting to you and you get pissed off about that. Like who's more popular on Twitter and who's, you know, getting more. shit on Instagram comments and who has more Reddit threads hating them and stuff like that. And that's what we're seeing today. I mean, the biggest one affected, obviously, is Audrey, who basically has a fit through the entire thing.

And she's really going for it, you know, so I hand her that. She's, she's making some effort here. But she is trying to blame a lot of shit that was her own fault on other people. And I think she kind of failed it. She kind of, she was the only one that didn't really have a lot of great. grace. Everybody else was kind of giving each other grace. And I think she came off like kind of an asshole. Now that, that said, I did appreciate that she and Venus both got that hair moisturized. Their hair on both of those kids looked great. So as your auntie, I say thank you.

Thank you. That's all I needed. Seriously. I, yeah, I really enjoyed them. Oh, my God, There's a fly in my coffee. Wow. Kill it. So, kill it with fire. I have to say my favorite part of the reunion was the Venus and Marcus exchange when they were like fighting, but then they started to both cry.

And Marcus crying is like my favorite because he does that thing where he, when he blinks, he like squints both eyes. Because some people do that, they're like, instead of just like blinking, they're like, and so like Marcus is like squinting out his tears. He's like, I didn't realize how much affected. It was like straight guy tears and they're both like crying towards each other. And I was like, I know this is like a really sweet and lovely moment, but I am laughing out loud right now. The whole thing was funny.

Okay. So they're all on stage. And by stage, I mean in front of the actual bar at Sir. And so we, right? They were, right? Weren't they really? Yeah, they were. Yeah.

They were actually, they were not on a set. They were just actually at Sir. Okay. So, um, five, four, three here we go here we go guys here we go and marcus is like are we going to start with some warm-up vibes you're just going to get straight to it what's going on here guys and then we see sneak peeks of the upcoming reunion which i'm not going to but the cast is watching stuff and um we go to the sir patio and venus is like oh my god when you raise your voice i got a boner also when you

didn't raise your voice i got a boner i haven't had sex in eight years i'm just getting a lot of boners left and right how old is venus he said he hasn't had sex in eight years i mean smudla yeah i think he's i think he's like 25 no he's got to be like 27 maybe i'm not sure by the way venus got a huge amount of applause by from the audience like the audience loved venus it was interesting to see which who was like the audience favorites it was like shane and venus were the ones that got the biggest um reception i think on on friday one lady was going crazy for shame i mean everybody went crazy for Shane, but one lady was like, Shane, David, Shane Davis. I looked at her face because she was screaming like that, like she wanted to get him or something.

I was waiting to see her hold like a little caveman cudgel thing or like back or something to come get him. And I looked at her face and her blonde hair was like sticking out like crazily. And then she was making a real, like she looked angry. She was like, Shane, like, oh my gosh. Did I have a question when you were doing your key tar song, I shouldn't call it that because it's just like your song, but I just like to call it your guitar song because that's my favorite part. Let me pull out the keytar. When you were doing it, could you hear the van der Pump rules kids because they were loaded up in the wings because they were going to be coming on stage not too long afterwards. And so there were like literally like eight of them.

And I was back. I was with them. And they were just there and they were just like having a party. And you were singing. And I had to be like, guys, shh, guys, Ronnie's singing. I was like the mom. I was like, guys, can you keep it down a little bit? But they were just having a party there.

And I was like, Ronnie, could you hear them back there? Were they being? Excuse me do not appreciate the theater. Get some respect over here. Ronnie's doing a parody of where the hell is my husband. I'm sorry. Yeah, no, I was blacked out. I would blackout during that stuff.

I didn't hear anything. By the way, I also don't know how you did that song. like to this moment like like i don't know how i'm sorry to be navel gazing about our show but like honestly you getting through all those lyrics i don't i just don't know how you did it the teleprompter that's how thank jesus for teleprompters i mean the wheel was a pretty good invention but the teleprompter lifesaver okay yeah yeah thank god for that thing okay so then we go to um audrey's like yeah that was deep i had to let it out sorry guys sorry but i'm a badass and um now we see the the parking lot and trailers and stuff like that.

Everybody's arriving and Audrey needs shots to get through the day. This is when we see her new look. She's got a Marilyn Monroe look and she's very like diva coming to the show. It's like, I'm the star of this bitch. And then Andy's sitting with Lisa in a trailer and he's like, wow, I'm excited. Whoa, Shane Davis. Wow. And Lisa's like, oh, I love all of them right now. Right now it's, it's pure.

It's ambition. They think that they have a future. It's so delicious. I just want to inject it into my veins. So much pain yet to be caused. So many wings to be broken. Then we cut to Chris, and he's like, I think it's going to be a slimy day, guys.

I don't know what he meant by that, but the man works on OnlyFans. How much worse could this be? Yeah. Yeah. You literally work with Loub all day. You're already dealing with slum. slimy things, like physically.

No judgment, just like it's loo. Yeah, physically. Yeah, I mean, like lube, like slime. So then we go, we see more sneak peeks, and then we cut to Andy talking to Angelica. You have a baby pet with Shane? And Shane's like, she would like to have my jeans. Ha, ha, ha.

Yeah. So anyway, after all this opening, opening stuff, which we will obviously get to over the course of the reunion, we see the title card. Now we're here at the reunion stage. Welcome to the Vanderbubruel season 12 reunion. I'm Andy Cohen.

And while the faces that sir have changed, we also have a new staff. That was a dig at you, Lisa. Anyway, the faces have changed. Drama, dysfunction, and dreams of making it in L.A. are still on the menu right next to the league out cheeseballs. Lisa, you're aging in reverse. Can you believe it's 13 years?

Now, I want to say something. at the after party we were talking to some people who were at the show and they were like the craziest thing happened today we saw a huge Bentley and it had pulled up

to a parking meter and the person trying to pay the meter was all confused so like someone in the group went up to help the person with the parking meter and then she came back

and then they're like do you realize that was Lisa Vanderpump and so they had helped Lisa Vanderpump with the parking meters then they went and they were like

like they went, they basically went back to Lisa. We're like, hey, can we get a photo with you? So Lisa took a picture with them. And they're like, Ben, you won't believe it. She's like airbrushed in real life. And I saw the photo. Lisa's face looked 100% face tuned. And she, but they were like, but we took this photo.

We didn't air. We didn't face tune it. And it was shocking. Like Lisa is like so photogenic. She literally has filters that are like happening in real life. I've just never, I've literally never seen that happen. in a photo before. Did they show you that picture?

Uh-uh. No, I didn't see it. Oh, my God. It was insane. Yeah, Lisa's going to get buffed and she's like a bowling alley lane. She's going to get buffed before every night. You know? Yeah. It's amazing. All right. Well, Lisa, you are aging in reverse. And she's like, you too, darling, if reverse was forward times two. Now, you know, look,

the whole thing, the hair dye, I noticed it. I feel like I've aged a lot more than 13 years with this lot. Get it. What do you mean with this lot? You mean like this parking lot? No, it's British for group, Andy. Keep up. And we see some flashbacks to the very first

Banner Pump rules reigned in 2013. It's like, wow. So then now it's time to go around the horn. Hi, Venus. What are you manifesting for today? Sex, just lots of sex. I'm so horny, Andy. And also, I guess, surviving the drama.

Okay, and Angelica, quick question. If I need a ride to LAX, can I get one? She's like, I drove you in a heartbeat, Andy. I was really impressed that Andy didn't say, Love the new bill. I know. That's an Andy thing, but he didn't do it today.

And says hi to Shane. Your life has been quite the topic. If people always commented, he's like, well, some people say I have a hot guy laugh. And some people say, I have a dumb guy laugh, Andy. Well, which one is it? I guess it's a hot, dumb guy laugh, Andy. Ha ha ha ha.

All right, very good. Marcus, bring me up to speed. Are you and Kim together right now? He's like, yeah, brother, we're together. And Kim's like, yeah, I know that's a surprise to everybody. But yeah, America's sweethearts back together. Literally, nobody is surprised. Kim, you look beautiful.

Marcus joked you're the only person in the world who's 100% straight. Gross. How's that? She's like, well, he just like doesn't understand that I'm like not attracted to women in West Hollywood that are like kissing and having fun. That's just like not my vibe. Mostly the having fun part. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.

And then Audrey and Natalie air kiss each other. Like we do that. Yeah. We're totally fine with being gay. So Marcus goes, uh, yeah, I mean, she. did recently, you know, admit to a girl crush on Angelica and I was like, interesting. And just like, okay. Well, Marcus, this begs the question. What percent straight are you? Would you like to explore your gay side? Have you ever hung out with Cherisa's son from

Potomac? Should we all get together? Well, Andy, I'm about two fingers up my butt right now. so I guess that would leave me at 80% straight. Not counting thumbs. I like that. Okay, Natalie, love your song, Passenger, JK. And I heard you grew up in the same town. It's Arianna Grande. Do you know Arianna Grande?

Hey, could you text her right now and tell her, Andy's a dad? Can you text her and say Wicked for Good? More like Wiccan for I'm a dad. Hey, Demi. I hear you have a new man in your life. She's like, his name is Reed. We've been together almost a year.

He's the old GM from Sir. I keep it in the restaurant. I guess, God, he makes me so happy. Can you see? I'm just like totally glowing right now. He's a 76-year-old GM from Sir. We're totally happy.

Thank you for asking. Okay, Jason. Not going to say anything to you. Just, hey, Jason. Jason's eyebrows are like, hi. Hello, sir. Well, I'm not sure we've ever seen Lisa demote someone

and the way she devoted you. So are you the host family? Where are you? Tell us the truth, Jason. He's like, well, like, honestly, I want to be real rounded. And, like, I figure you could know you could work the host stand, maybe serve, bartend, serve, jerk off. I don't know, paint signs, whatever they mean. He's like, okay, well, I don't really think that was your decision, though.

And I think that this is when they show the clip of Lisa saying, can you please describe the crab cake? He's like, well, it's crab and it comes in the form of cake. And it's like really good. I know it comes in the form of cake. It's called a crab cake, you idiot. So Andy's like, hey, Andre, you look gorgeous. Old Hollywood meat skin.

She's like, yeah, it's giving like a slutty Marilyn Monroe. Okay, tell me you don't know who Marilyn Monroe is without telling me. That's the point. That's the point of Marilyn Monroe. We wouldn't call it slutty, though. We'd call it sexy. Some like a cold. Andy's like,

Oh, there you go. Chris, love that you normalized penis pumps. What? Why would you love that? You have one, Andrew. Oh, my goodness. Like, no. But I actually needed a little explanation on it,

and Shane helped me out the other night. I watched what happens live. And then we see a flashback to Shane. They're talking about the penis bumps and how Shane's, like, yeah, I don't use one because it hurts. I just use a rectal dysfunction meds. That's just how I do it.

Yeah, this cast is pretty out of the closet with sex stuff. Yeah. Like the men, well, and the sex help stuff, you know? Yeah. It's like, here's the crutch I use. How about you? Anybody? I'll raise you a cock ring.

Anybody? Anybody? So Chris is like, yeah, you know, I really wanted to bring it the white because everyone's so scared to talk about their sexuality. Sometimes you just got to pump it up a little bit. That's my mission, you know? I want to talk about like guys' dicks and like getting bigger and harder. Thank you.

Like I started a dot org website. Thank you. Thank you, with it. I'm like waiting for like a little like inspirational drum like for a monta. I'm not on TV for the fame. I'm here to help dude sticks. So. Well, let's get started.

Last year, Bravo announced it was rebooting Vanderpump Rules with a new group of servers and bartenders sending shockwaves through the Brathesvier and Lisa. What do you say to people who compare this to the original Vanderpump Rules of the past? Oh, I understand, of course they're going to compare. But we're talking about different people, different problems, different lives, different boobies, and those are just two. one season. Get it! This group had very strong personal stories so well. Take this one, Mindy. Mindy had a rough time letting go of her whole seat. My name is Audrey. I don't care, darling. Shut up. Here's the point. We finally got Sina out. You're welcome America. Natalie, the season kicked off with you returning from a week-long suspension for screaming

at your ex-boyfriend at this very bar. So we see the footage of that again and Demi talking about it. And Natalie's like, just for the record, that was like so not my intention. I was there with like my family and my ex was being like so kind to them that I like kind of triggered them

because I was like, why are you being nice to my family? Like I don't even get it, really? Does that mean that you and I are good then because you weren't acting like you and I are good? And I was just like, ah! Because that was like me singing my song as like revenge. And then I fell down a staircase because I'm like from like a single story.

story home. So like that just was like a lot for me at first. I'm from a single story home. We'll always make you laugh until the end of time. Um, and how'd that go? It's like, I mean, obviously not amazing. Obviously not. And he's like, okay, Palo, the ex-boyfriend in question was in an accident a few months ago. And thankfully, he's doing much better. They're like, oh my God, thank God for Palo. Yay. Palo's great. And they tell the story of Paolo. And Natalie's like, I had dinner with Palo, but I never heard from him. again so I knew. So I called Demi and then sure enough, Palo was in the ICU. Interesting that you called Demi. Wow. It's basically like calling it Amazon Assistant.

Yeah, well, Paul, I was like one of my closest friends. Just like, sometimes I just think back at all the fun times we've had together. I mean, look, look at me. I can't stop smiling. Yeah, well, do you two have a relationship? did you not tell me? Well, I mean, we had a fling, but it was just like, I was just out of a five-year relationship and I wasn't ready for something serious that he wanted,

because, you know, every 50-year-old wants to settle down with, like, a 25-year-old. But, like, he started seeing this new girl, Natalie, without telling me. So that was, like, that was great. But I had no idea because, like, that conversation happened on the second floor

and I just didn't even know how to get up there. Yeah, whatever. You knew what stairs were on because you had no problem with making up with them on the stairs. So whatever, Natalie. Fucking liar. God. Natalie definitely saw us fighting, so.

Yeah, but, like, that was the night that I found out about it. Whatever. Like, I only found out that there was something between you two after I'd already hooked up with him. Oh, my fucking God. I'm going to lose my mind. Look how heated I am right now. Oh, my God. My temperature is through the roof.

I'm shaking. Yeah, it, like, fucked up our whole friendship. Yeah. No, because, like, Palos would, like, brought me and Natalie together as friends. We were like, wow, isn't it crazy how his hair growing out of his ears? It was like nuts. But like now there's this whole narrative that we were like fighting over a guy and that never happened. We were fighting over like Natalie fucking the guy.

It's totally different. Kim, can you explain why any of this is interesting? Or actually, wait, here's a better question. Can you explain why Natalie's friendship with Marcus was triggering to you? It wasn't triggering. Like most of Marcus's friends are women and like mostly women he's hooked up with and stuff. So like I've navigated friendships with girls. and they have their tongue down his throat, like, whatever.

But like with Natalie, like, as soon as she starts to chat with someone, it's like text, phone calls, FaceTime, you know, like Morse code, you know, SOS. And like I heard one phone call and she had, which she had with Marcus, and she was basically like bashing Demi and I, and that is not cool. Wait, what? What? Okay, I want to explain that phone call. I wasn't bashing you guys. I was in the process of falling down a staircase. I'm just like not used to them.

Yeah, but like before filming, when you got suspended, you called Marcus saying Demi and I are not good friends. Uh, yeah, okay, so this is like, that's like not what she said. I said that you had called because you were pissed that I had, I was the only one who had your back. Well, I wasn't pissed, though. Well, I wasn't pissed. Like, I was hurt. I was, like, hysterically crying.

Like, I was so upset. Like, you guys don't know what it's like. It's, like, really, really hard. Yeah, well, so as soon as I heard that, I texted Natalie and a non-a-old. attacking way. And I was like, I love you, but I'm uncomfortable with how you've been calling and navigating your friendship with Marcus in your stupid slutty shoes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And so now the response, in my opinion, should have been like, I'm so sorry you feel that way. And instead, her response was, so you're saying, I can't talk to him? Like, how come Demi can talk to him?

And I can't. To me, that's like a red flag. Like, don't challenge me when I'm setting boundaries as a friend. Whatever, but I don't like call Marcus to me, like, how's your day? Like, I call Marcus to be like, oh my God, your girlfriend's such a bitch. I mean, it's totally different. Like, why can I call Marcus? But everyone else can call Marcus? It's just, like, so unfair. It's like, literally the unfair.

You literally stood up towering over me and screaming with your hands in my face at the Belmont. That's, and that's why I decided to take space from you. Hashtack boundaries. Yeah, but I did that because you said I was being inappropriate with your boyfriend, so I was pissed. But, like, don't accuse me of not being a girl's girl. I'm a total girl's girl. Yeah, but you're not. Not a girl's girl.

Let me lean forward in my stool to emphasize this, okay? Let's talk about all the press you've done, throwing us under the bus and lying about all of us. You said that I've been a bully. Tell me when I've been, but I've bullied you, okay? And if you can't give me a good answer, I'm gonna take your lunch money, sorry. You were mean all season, Kim, Venus is like, you were mean. There, I said it. I said it, girl.

Spitz screen, we're taking it up a level word of spit screen. So now they're pointing and they're yelling and everything. And now it's like, you told me I'm pathetic at the so bad. Yeah, well, you went on Lala's podcast and said she thinks I want her man. And I said, I'm, and you said I'm insecure in my relationship. And also you went on Lala's podcast. Like, who does that? Who goes on an old person's podcast? It's like, yeah, well, I do think you're insecure in your relationship. And when I saw her, saw the first episode, I was like so hurt. Do you think I want to keep coming to work and be uncomfortable around you? You guys are

always good. But when I come into work, I get like ignored. Yeah. And I'm the single. And I'm the singer of passengers being ignored. No, you don't. You don't get ignored. Yes, I do. And you've said multiple times lies about me and like, we can go back and forth all day. And Andy goes, no, we can't. Okay. I want to move on.

Moving on. So Natalie and Kim now get louder and yell over each other. And Andy's like, oh, geez. Chris is just plugging his ears. They're like, I just want peace. No, I want peace. No, I want peace. No, I want peace. Darling's, take a breath. now breathe out birdies came out magic

welcome back to the Vanderbubberos is our region Chris and Audrey the season mostly seemed like the healthiest couple on the group ha ha ha ha but as the inch towards being exclusive Chris was not quite ready for Audrey to be his only fan they're all like oh that was good that was good Andy that was good So it seemed like there were sparks in the beginning for you and Chris. What did you first like about him? And Audrey's like, well, I asked him about his type.

And he was like, um, tall, dark hair. So I was like, fuck, I'm screwed. So I was like, you know, like, what about personality? And he was like, you know, personality is good too, but like, I can't calm on his face. You know what I mean? And I thought that made sense. Chris, what did you? What drew into Audrey?

He's like, well, I think we had chemistry and she's definitely mature for 22. And I think it's kind of fun when I go to her house and Mary Faith, out from the shadows and we both get a scare because I love horror movies. So I don't know. That's why I was really drawn to that. Okay. And you're 31? We sticking with that?

He's like, yep, 31. And you still use like older women I hear? He's like, oh yeah, I did a lot of older women. I have a weird thing for older women. And Lisa's like, oh, don't drag me into the equation, Tiger. Yeah, well, Ken better watch out. Ha, ha, ha. So older women, huh?

And he's like, well, like when I was in my teens, like, your teens? Well, let's take into that one. He's like, well, you know, it was a kink. You know, I thought maybe they're more experienced in bed so they could teach me a few things. Like magic tricks. Oh, you. You stop it. I was wondered, could I have sex with someone who could saw me in half?

Safely, of course. Stop it. What's the point of getting sawed in half? I've never done that one before. What do you mean? Get right to the point. Anyway, And Andre goes, fucking Lisa, fucking. Oh, my goodness.

Do ladies speak like that here in the 18th century? Audrey, what was your reaction to Chris being on two reality shows before this one? She's like, well, I was surprised. I didn't, you know, I didn't find out that until, you know, he came horseback riding. And Andy's like, and by the way, by going on these shows, were you trying to make a name for yourself? Because that is hilarious. That would be terrible. people coming on reality TV to make a name for themselves shameful.

I like that Audrey is also the only person on the planet who just doesn't Google stuff. Yeah. She's like, yeah, didn't know anything about him, never go. Like, how do you date? You Google the people. What are you doing? And if someone, you find out someone has an only fan, get your damn 1999 out and go look at the only fans. Do I have to go over there and teach you how to use the internet?

Seriously. So, Andy's like, were you trying to find love? And Chris is like, yeah, you know, to get on the show, I would say that. But it wasn't really to find love. You know, you know, it's so easy. You just tell people what they need to hear just to get in their good graces. And then the rest is easy. I mean, sorry, sorry, Audrey.

I didn't save that part out loud. Dimey's like, oh, my God. I love that he's owning that. I love that. I don't know why I'm, like, amused by like, let's check out on how Dami's enjoying this reunion. I think Dami is so underrated on this show. Everyone else gets all the. attention, but Demi is so fucking funny

on those. She's just so deadpanned, you know? Yeah. So, Chris is like, well, I mean, sorry, I just wanted to start a new live, and reality TV seemed like the way, like hundreds of people, you know, that's what, that's what you all do. So Andy asked Audrey about her broken bed frame, and she's like, um, that was

more an IKEA problem than like, um, an us problem. But we did have a good time. And then we still slept on it, so. And Marcus is like, nice. And he goes, that's not the answer Chris wants to hear. She's like,

just say you broke it by having six. Andy wants to hear about the six. Yeah. Jason, you said five weeks was a long time for Chris to have been seeing someone at that point. Jason's like, yeah, he's in areas. Dude's like, fire, you know? Just like bouncing around.

So obviously there was something special, Audrey, for him to hold her down. And I see it. She's beautiful on the outside and the inside. She's a very mature girl. isn't aries wind I don't I thought aries was war

I don't know what is what let's look it up yeah let's look it up is air I'm gonna put is aries wind is oh it's the ram

it's the ram the wind the element of warships let's see fire one aries aries is fire I had no idea

look at that Oh, well, look at us learning from sweet, sweet young Jason in Zye Browns. Something from Jason. Okay, so, um, and he's like, Audrey, you heard Chris on the phone saying he wanted to beg mad bitches in Valley. Mad bitches. Yes. So what's the first red flag for Chris?

It was that the first red flag. And she's like, um, it was definitely like the second, but like, he didn't respond to Jason's brother in the way like, oh yeah, bro, getting bitches. He was like, shut the fuck up. I wasn't really mad at first, but then I started spiraling in my head because I realized like, I really liked him. And just, you know, like, you know, he said he's been on other shows for not the right reasons. So that made me wonder, like, is this even like real? I mean, he couldn't even do limited magic at Wonderful World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios.

It's like, big red flag. Chris is like, I understand that so much. Well, would you say, Chris, that you're being your authentic self on the show? It's like, yeah, I mean, so the main point of it was that those, those were dating shows and that was like really it. Like, there's a prize at the end. Like, that's it, you know? So there are the people at the end of the show and like fake relationships and they want clout to win the prize. But this isn't a dating show.

I'm not here for clout. I'm here for networking and to be the next star of tangled live action movie. I'm not here for clout. I'm here for followers. And how dare you ask me if I'm being authentic? Did you not just hear my penis pump answer? Would Does it sound fake when I gave a recommendation of the best body oil?

Come on. Well, talking to someone's not the same as, oh, Audrey's like, well, yeah, I was shown like a Reddit thread with certain details that seemed believable. Like he's in people's DMs and stuff. And it's like, well, talking to someone's not the same thing is sleeping with somebody. I mean, they're like, well, Natalie says basically, like this person said that they were seeing you, Chris, and they said the relationship. on the show is like they what do you say about yeah because andy brings up this question of is it true that chris was with someone the entire time and um and then uh audrey is like unless unless met our evil monsters and then everyone's like shaking their head like they are and our relationship was all fake i just don't believe it was disingenuine and so andy's like was it was it chris you just talked about how you were spent two different reality shows in fake relationships with fake datings that we get to you to a prize. So was this relationship real for you?

He's like, it was 100% real. People talk shit, Andy, you know? But there were also rumors from my last dating show that my relationship was bullshit. So, I mean, you just said it was bullshit. You just said. Hello. You just said it was everyone at the end that was in fake relationships. It is going to hate.

Okay. Riddle me this, Chris. You were shocked when Audrey put the brain. on your relationship at Universal, part of the larger NBC Universal group. If you would like to get some discounts, go to UniversalSours.com. Then just a few days later, you're all in saying you want to commit to her. And then you tell Jason, you're out. So which one is it? It's like, whoa, yeah, I know that's so inconsistent.

Whoa, bad on me, right? Oof, inconsistency, right? Yeah, super inconsistent. Well, I mean, I wanted to keep doing what we were doing, but also put the brakes on it and, be honest about like the future when we might not be doing that thing because like I don't want to promise anything or saying something up saying I'm ready for something when I'm not ready even though I just said all I want is us and I'm ready. So I just, you know, I don't want to lie about something or keep bullshitting, you know, like lying to myself and lying to you. So I was kind of lying, but then I wasn't lying. So now I'm not a liar. I'm like, can we go from having a fake real

relationship to just a real fake relationship. Audrey was like, it was completely unfair. Yeah, 100% so selfish. My bad. My bad. Well, I don't want the relationship. I don't think the relationship was fake, right? No, it was fake.

No, no, but like, you know, maybe you just have a problem making up your mind. No, it was fake. Yeah, but like, surely you were like, oh my God, I wonder what Audrey's doing. I was like, I hope Audrey's not coming over. Yeah, but still, like you really meant like you wanted Audrey, right? It's like, no. Let it go. Cut the cord.

Cut the cord. The kale salad you served me. That was real kale, though. No, it was tissue paper. God, that makes so much more sense now. I had trouble pooping for like a week. Oh, it just all seems so complicated, doesn't it? Children, children with pain.

Children with love. Next, don't try to pump roos. Why didn't you guys just say, really like each other i'm going away why don't you come with me or i go with you or here's a coin from behind your ear magic um what part of banging bad bitches and polly with my guys did you not understand i know lisa did you not watch your own show couldn't you just take altry to polly you know it really comes down to my commitment issues and you know i'm just like at this point in life where i'm just like i'm not where i think i should be

to either be married or to have a girlfriend or waste anyone's time, which is why I told Audrey, I just want to be with you and no one else. I'm all in. I'm not seeing anyone else. Let's go back to the wizarding world of Harry Potter. Am I right? But you wanted to waste my time and you wanted to like go away and travel and still get to know me. Yes. I mean, that's called dating though, you know? And he's like, yeah, but that's what I meant by me wanting to leave the door open for you, you know? Because like, look, I learned a long time ago, like, you should hold the door open. for a girl. And if you don't want to do that, you should just leave it open. So then I'm still a gentleman. She's like, what? You're, you're wasting my time. And Andy's like, well, it seemed over. You had her over for salads. And Natalie's like, that is so L.A. by the way. It is. Yeah, you had it over for salads and then said, you all see other people. You didn't even give her a vase for the flowers that you were breaking her up with. What was the attention there? And Chris is like, well, I thought.

you were ready for commitment, a commitment to a lower calorie diet. And I was just like, yeah, I know. And like, I thought you were going to ask me to be your girlfriend. And then all of a sudden you gave me tulips and a sandwich and say, you want to see other people. Like, that was crazy. Natalie's just like, here's the salad. Don't want to be exclusive. So Chris is like, well, I either commit and ask you to be my girlfriend or if it wasn't

that, that's it and we're done. And I just wasn't ready to do either one of those things. And so I thought maybe we could just have salad and bang. I don't know. Yeah. So Audrey is like really animated now. She's like, well, I understand. But like I was expecting to be at least at a point where we weren't going to see other people.

And I didn't need you to be my boyfriend, but like we shouldn't see other people. I mean, isn't that the same thing? How is that different? If you're not seeing other people, doesn't that mean your boyfriend and girlfriend? I'm not used. I'm really not sure. I think that basically she was embarrassed by the situation because. she opened her heart back up to him.

And then he was like, actually, I don't want to be exclusive. And she was embarrassed. So she's just like, like, no, I'm not fired. I quit. That's basically what's happening here. I think that she has reason to be annoyed because he did fuck with her. But I think she's annoyed because she didn't really want to be with him anyway. She got the ick from him very early on at that trip.

She heard the only fan stuff, probably went to watch it, got grossed out, then was talking herself out of it. then when he did the whole, but I'm here for us. She was like, well, this could be a good show. I think that she was kind of thinking of it as a showmats as much as he was, because I didn't get any sense that she actually really liked him. Ever. Yeah, no, I think it's like, but it's like, but it's like,

but it's like, but fine, I'll bring this guy back. And then right away, you're like, oh, shit. Like, I never should have done this. And now I'm mortified because, like, he made me look like a fool for taking back. And everyone's going to be like, when you never should have taken back in the first place. I get that. Yeah, and I agree. I agree that that's true. And she should, she does have a reason to

be annoyed. I think my only point is that is that she was being as fake as he was. Like, she is like, you're so fake for the show and you went on dating shows and, you know, everyone's kind of attacking him for being fake, but I think she was being fake too. I don't think she liked him. Wow. Wow. Hot take. I hope Mary Faith is okay with that. God damn it, Mary Faith. She's like, I've been here the whole time. I was, I was feeding the lines and Tarani's here. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So Lisa's like, good for you for standing up for yourself,

whoever you are, person next to me on this television show. So then they have not hooked up ever since they broke up. And Chris, Andy's like, are you seeing anyone now? And Chris like, a little bit. A little bit. I'm seeing someone. It's quiet. Just look at him.

And Audrey's like, well, guess what? I'm seeing myself and I'm focusing on me. And I'm not seeing anyone until I decide if they're worth my time and my energy and my body. And I hope that the person you're seeing that they're ready for you and that you figured yourself out because a bag of salad doesn't cut it. I hope that whoever you're seeing knows that you can't just wave a wand and make a window light up at Universal Studios. Okay? Literally, you're terrible at it. It's literally always supposed to happen for everyone in the theme park.

Five-year-olds do it, but you can't. Be better at limited magic. So Andy's like, welcome back. Marcus and Kim's on and off again. Wait a second, on again. Relationship had their colleagues looking at them like they were from Mars. But when Venus fell out of their orbit, the Sir Galaxy became more toxic than ever. See, because Venus is a planet.

and Mars is Mars. So it was like space and like, you know, solar system. Okay, let's just go. Let's go forward. So Kim, when you heard Marcus A, he was falling out of love. That was rough. That was rough. I called him.

I called him. Didn't call me back. I'm still waiting on that text. But then you were back together 12 hours later. What's the deal with that? She's like, yeah, I was in survival mode. Because, like, I was, like, kind of holding him up when he lost his mom. And then I thought if I were to lose him at the same time, I would lose it.

Lisa immediately goes into broken bird mode because they cut to her and her like lower lip is out. She's like, ooh, there's a broken bird. I sense that we're tears coming soon. I'm ready. She's there with a chalice. Like, do it in here. Do it into this. When it mixes with the stem cells I took from Audrey when she was bent over, picking up a clemex off the floor, it becomes magic.

So Andy is like, Marcus, what drove you to say that you were falling out of love with Kim? He's like, yeah, well, we were going through a tough time that night, you know, because I wanted to be a DJ. She wanted to just have me answer simple questions and I didn't want to talk to her face. And I decided I just, she wanted me to answer simple questions. I just, I was like, stop asking me about where the car's parked. I'm out of love with you. Seems like this relationship is. and bumpy. Oh, God, we're still talking about Marcus and Kim. I have to fast forward because this is, this is too much. So then now we get over to Venus. He's like, okay, Venus is this their typical pattern. And Venus is like, oh my God, since the beginning, girl. Like, and I truly think, like, they're not even compatible. I mean, Marcus is like a 35-year-old frat boy and Kim's like an office executive. You know what I mean? Like, what is she even doing? Like, looking for staplers everywhere. I mean, it's ridiculous. And I just think to get like together, it's really embarrassing. Okay? And they can both be better.

Him is like, that's offensive and I'm reporting you to HR. You are not getting the bathroom pass at all today. As per my previous email, I don't like it when you talk to me like that way. Could you be CC? You want me on this next time. Okay. She was like, yeah, but Venus has not been involved in our relationship for the past six months. So to say that we're still embarrassing, like people can improve a lot in six months.

And Audrey's like, well, that doesn't disregard how he felt about your relationship at that time, though. And he's on fire for no reason through this whole, this whole thing. She's like, and another thing. And everyone else is just looking at her like, uh. Okay. And Marcus is like, Marcus sort of has like a low blow here. He's like, the thing is with Venus, Venus's perspective comes like somebody who like doesn't know what it feels like to be in love and to go through turmoil or to deal with, you know, you know, like, Natalie trying to find a paper clip.

It's like a really intense thing for us. I mean, that was kind of low, but it's also true, you know. And I get caught in the same situation because I'm never in a relationship either. And so sometimes I'll be going off to somebody and they're like, what the fuck do you know? Like you don't have to deal. You never even have to deal with this, you know? Yeah, but like I think the you are not a relationship so you don't really know what you're talking about. Like I kind of feel like that's half bullshit because.

Oh, really? Well, call me when you're up. mother and you understand what it's like to raise children. But just because like, you know, yes, it's, you never really know what goes on behind closed doors and like, sometimes the bickering and the fighting is like a love language. But there's also like a lot of couples that don't, don't do what Marcus and Natalie do.

Like it's not the constant breaking up and getting back together. It's the bickering in the fighting and using other people as like sort of props in their fighting. So like, yeah, like, yes, he is not in a relationship. So he doesn't understand maybe all the nuances of, of the thing that happened once you're in a relationship. But also, like, it doesn't take a genius to know, like, there's some fundamental issues with these two, unfortunately.

Well, and also, yeah, we don't have to be relationship experts to be dragged into it because you keep dragging us into it. So I think if Venus was there, like, giving his opinion when he wasn't asked, it's one thing. But, yeah, they drag him into it constantly. So, yeah, that's a good point. Okay, so Kim is, oh, sorry. Venus is saying, like, You know, like, that he has, his opinion matters because he's been around them more than anyone.

And Angelica's like, guys, for like the last six months, I've really been in their corner and I've seen their relationship grow stronger. And I do see a foundation of love there. And I do think they can work out. And they're just like, they are growing the way my chest is growing. That's all I'll say about that. Well, I think they've proven to me that I just need to like love them at a distance. I'm like, I don't trust either of them. So.

Well, do you think of them? they were split up, your relationships with both of them would approve? It's like, um, I guess. But like, more with Kim, you know, because she has like so much to teach me about like, you know, doing an invoice or like doing a proper letter, you know. Changing the ink on Xerox machines is hard girl. Like, I'll take the advice, you know? But like Marcus, like I'll feel the same about Marcus no matter what, like whatever.

Yeah, she knows how to fix like a paper jam. So that's like really helpful to me. Yeah. It seems like, well, Venus has been in a bad relationship in the past. and the truth is a toxic, it was a toxic relationship. And I think that, like, Marcus reminds him of his ex. And he's projected a lot of that onto Marcus and I. And Venus is like, yeah, that's true.

He's like, yeah. Yeah. And Kim's like, but I'm not you. That's true, too. Thank God. Okay. So Venus admits that he's like, you know, like, I look at their relationship, through my own relationship and protect all my bullshit.

So that is true. And he's like, when Marcus is screaming at Kim, like, I don't only get triggered personally, but like, it all. also unsettles me for her based on how I experienced that situation with me. So Andy's like, well, I thought that you weren't sexually active in a while. And so he says this is his eighth year without sex. And so instead of finding love for himself, he just inserts himself into other relationships. And now he's just, he's like, now I've learned, I just won't do that anymore.

Hair fling, hair, fling. Yeah. And he's like kind of crying and stuff. And then Marcus is like, just one more thing. Like, I went out on my way to apologize to Venus when he's affected by me and Kim fighting. And I will never include you in that again, okay? Like, have I ever included you since then? No, right? Okay.

Why are you crying? Why are you crying? Why are you crying? Hand me the chalice. Lisa's like, wait a second. I didn't realize this broken bird just right here to my left. They're everywhere. Ben, get a, can better get a bucket, darling.

We need more cherries. There's tears everywhere. They're going to pump pouring out. Office manager lady, go get the gallon water out from the back, empty it out and bring it in here. We need it. I do love that like Kim and Venus are basically fighting, but now that Venus is crying, Kim's like, oh my God, are you crying?

He's like, well, I mean, it's just like the topic of overwhelming for a second, but like, I'm fine. I'm fine about it. Like, tell us what you're feeling. Tell us. This is such a, this is such a, this really is so. like Gen Z Vanderpumperals because it's like, wait a second,

please explain your emotional state right now. It's like, it's just been so hard. It's been so hard watching Markets and came for so long and then rehouching it. It's like, it just hit me. Is there anything you can share about your past relationship?

And so he is talking about being in high school, and he was with someone who basically abused him. Who was like punching him, hitting him. And even, when he was driving in a car with him, like punched him when he was driving a car full of people, which is fucking crazy.

And he was an alcoholic and he tortured him. And then he had a fling with his boss who would make him have sex with him or not get paid. What the fuck? Yeah. And then he just like this like ultimately led to like suicidal ideation. So he had a really rough go of it. And so he has actually a lot of trauma that's wrapped up in relationships and being with people.

and then he decided he's just like not going to talk to men ever again and he's just going to focus on himself and that's why he moved to L.A. So that way he could be the star that he always knew he could be. And he left all that behind. So no dating for right now. And so he has like a nice triumphant moment. And they're all, they actually all really rally. And then this is where Marcus, he is like, he's like, it really breaks my heart to see you cry like this because I really felt like you were like, fuck you. But it makes me feel like, damn, he really did care about our friendship in the way that I thought he did. And so now they're both crying. But like when Marcus is crying, because he's like, I'm not, I'm not making fun of a very serious moment in Venus's life. Because by the time Marcus is crying, they've now like sort of moved past it. So now Marcus is just like crying about the two of them being friends. So I'm like, I feel like I can make fun of it again. And he's just like doing this.

He's like crying like, I just like Missy, bro. And then he's like saying that he's like, I could be a bitch. But maybe I push Venus to be cold towards him. And so now they're both, they're crying at each other and like loving on each other. and Venus is like, well, Marcus is shitheadedness is, it's enduring because it's like, it's part of our dynamic. He's like, yeah, it's part of our dynamic, bro. I love you, bro. I love you, bro. Well, Shane, I'm curious how your flirtation ship with Natalie started and then drove you to bring another girl to sir. That was hilarious. He's like, well, Marcus invited me out a month or so before filming, and I thought Natalie making out with some dude.

It was my birthday. That's why. It's what I just switched you to on your birthday. Yeah, so she was making out with a dude and I was like, damn, ha ha, ha. I just like kind of want to be the one making out with her. It was Millie Bobby Brown's brother. I filmed that. Demi. Demi. Demi with the footnotes.

Yeah, show. It didn't happen that night, but then the next time I went out with the boys, we met up and I thought it was a date. But she didn't think it was a date. So. Ha ha. Ha, ha. I was like, yeah, I thought we were just meeting up before everyone else in the group. I didn't know it was like a date.

So Andy's like, Natalie, that seems to be a running theme where you don't think it's a date, but other people do. Oh, her brother's pretty cute. Of course, I had to come look up, Millie Bobby Brown's brother. Yeah, I'm going to look him up also. He's pretty cute. I think. Well, is this the right guy? Three siblings, yeah.

Page Charlie and Eva. His name is Charlie Brown. Can I tell you something? Why would you do that to your child? Why are you naming one child, Bobby Brown, another child, Charlie Brown? I'm sorry. They were determined to get those kids to be famous somehow, right? Yeah, I guess so.

Hold on, let me show the people at home who this brother is. And we can all decide together whether or not. Bobby Brown. I think he's very hot. Okay, let's look. He's got like an Eddie Munster kind of like Widows Peak thing. He's cute. He kind of looks to me like a year.

young version of Serce's brother lover from Game of Thrones Alexander. Oh, yeah, Jamie Lannister. Jamie Lannister. Yeah. Also, Millie Bobby Brown, like, she, how old is she? She looks like, is like 48 in the picture.

I know, she just did, she did a lot of growing up things. I know. I don't know. I don't know what she did. So, yeah, she looks like a full on, like, it's like 20 years later and they're remembering stranger things. And not in like an aging way, just like a styling way, I guess.

Yeah, the styling way. That's what I meant. She's like, I'm Christy, or I'm what's so, I'm Cindy Crawford. You know, she's got like that vibe. I'm Cindy Crawford. Hello, I'm Cindy Crawford now.

I was 20 last week and I'm Cindy Crawford, God damn it. So, anyway, they're talking about Natalie getting some Millie Brody Brown brother ass, some Charlie Brown ass on her birthday. And it made Shane jealous. And so it couldn't happen that night, but he figured he would try it again. But then they met up and he thought it was a date, but she didn't think it was a date.

She's like, wait, what? I thought we were just meeting up before everyone else in the group. Like, why does everybody think I'm on a date with them? What do you define as a date then? She goes like, like, having like an official plan, like not on the spot being like, hey, do you want to meet up in an hour? And then Jason's like, yeah, but the painting we did was an official plan. And Chris, like, yeah, I think, I think what it is is that you're like,

a flirtatious person so I could see how someone like Jason would think that you would have feelings for him. Yeah, and Jason's a lot sad. It's like looking down. He's like, we're like, yeah, but like, that's like the whole time I tried to reiterate that we were just friends. You know, I try to let him know, like, I don't, don't read into this, okay? Like, come on. He's like, well, she did say that, but it didn't feel like that, but you said it. And after that, I guess it's not up to me anymore. Yeah, you should have just, I told me you were developing feelings so I could like not I've been so flirty because I thought I was like saying like we're friends we're friends we're friends I'm I'm a girl I'm just a girl from a one-story house like I don't understand these things

and then you were okay with that he's like but I don't have to tell you because I'm telling you with my actions and my actions or my eyebrows and no one's ever ever walked away from these before she's like whatever it was my birthday she's like well I'm sorry I didn't read your mind love you Okay, well, we've got a new dummy on the scene. This cast was already new, but we figured we needed to add someone else in. Here's Natalie's first image, and she's falling on the ground. That was hilarious. Natalie, what's it like to fall on the ground the first second you walk in?

She's like, oh, my name's Angelica, first and foremost. What was I calling you? Natalie, oh, that was so weird. Oh, sorry, my bad. So we see an island. Angelica and Andy's like, well, it wasn't long before she was planting her nose in Chris and Jason's business and planting her flag on Shane. Angelica, you seem to fall in love really fast. Um, you know, like when I came into the group, like I'd just gotten out of a really long year and a half long relationship.

So like I used a relationship with the guys like I was talking to as like kind of a distraction. Okay. Well, the Jiu Jitza Day did not go well. And we see footage of that. And then he's like, was it back pain or the realization that he was dating someone else? That hurt. She's like, no, the back pain didn't like surgery until the next day. And then it came back again once I got these gigantic boobs.

And I guess it's just a chronic thing I have. No, thanks. Well, Chris seemed convinced you guys were playing it up with the back pain. She's like, yeah, that was a little incense and everything. And Jason, like, that was malicious. Yeah, but like Jason, like Jason did it on purpose, which was like 100% not the case. Like you made it sound like he tried to like hurt your back, you know? And Jason's like, yeah, I never slammed Angelica.

I was light with her. I was light. I was like having fun. And she was like laughing. And she, you slam me on the floor right of rid of everyone. And any guy knows that he's physically more dominant, stronger than a woman. He's just going to treat them like a little bit more gently. He's like, when I look back at it, I was like, damn, I could have been more light.

But in the moment, the laughter and everything, I thought it was just fun for me. And you weren't exhibiting any facial expression of pain. except for you were kept on gritting your teeth and going, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, out, out, out, out. But I thought that was just you being like flirty. Why would I want to break your back when I want you on it most of the time? That's my question. She's like, oh, well, that's not a terrible point.

So Jason, when she asked about your last relationship, why did you lie and make it sound like you were single? He's like, um, well, actually it was like long distance. So I was like single locally. So, like, actually it was like in a different continent. So I was like single continent. continently and like we didn't even speak the same language so like it's it's pretty complicated but i'd tell you one thing my girlfriend from another continent sure can't give me directions

i basically would just face time with the granddaughter of risa gorbachev we didn't know what we're saying to each other but she's pretty hot okay well okay well if jason are you aware of how misleading it might have been for angelica and he's like no necessarily she's thinking yeah no you did he's like but on the first day of talking at this pool party you can shake your head all you want but it comes down to it i was getting to know you so for me it just felt like unfair yeah but like i was getting to know you too and then like i led with honesty because honesty goes a long way and if you were doing something with someone else doesn't matter if they're in another country or not jason's like um well then why don't you tell me you were still

fucking your ex don't don't don't she goes but wait but i said i lived with my ex and everyone's like laughing because she kind of gets caught there. And Andy's like, but you didn't say you were still sleeping together. Well, but like it's still an emotional connection, right? Like Angelica. And Natalie's like, well, Angelica wants to be the one girl that a guy's talking to. And like, you know, I'm not even saying that to offend you, but like she does. Um, are we still living with my ex and we share two separate bedrooms?

Like we don't go to bed together at night. He's like, but you do sleep together still? I mean, yeah. I mean, that's the safest way. I'm not gonna go sleep a random person on the street. I mean, go down the hallway. I love this. And then Jason's like, but you had intercourse with him, like, sex.

You said it. She goes, yeah, but like I was sleeping with my ex. I mean, I'm pretty sure that most people go through a breakup and still live with their ex are gonna sleep with their ex, but like, it's not like I'm trying to connect with them. It's just like, you know, it's just easier to have sex before you go to work. Like, you were forming a connection with the continent person. How do you know that?

Because you told me. you were on top of me and you're saying it's over by the way now let me kiss you and that's how it happened and that's how it got away from me and she's like she's like this is how it happened and he's like no let me see it actually is kind of how it happened well angelica you posted a screenshot of a text from jason where he implied your jiu jitsu bruises were from rough sex have you two slept together he's like whoa whoa whoa that was just a joke that was just a joke i don't even really like rough sex. I prefer sex when somebody is at least 6,000

miles away. Andy's like and Andy explains that Angelica posted this bruise pictures on her stories and then Jason was like, can you take that down? Jason's like, I was joking that we were rolling around rough like Mr. Mrs. Smith, but then you posted, what you

posted was rude and out of context quite frankly. And if I did that, you definitely wouldn't like it. She's Natalie's like, yeah, and there's other things that you posted specifically about us as a group that were hurtful. You called us boring and you said that if we get another season, it's because of yo. And like, I'm sorry, I think we all know. It's because of my number one smash hit passengers. Yeah, but I'm sorry, but like, that's what other people were like saying to me,

that you guys were like, boring. And it goes, um, it's a screenshot of a text you sent saying that. You were the one saying it. Just like, okay, yes. Okay. In all fairness, I thought you guys were boring because I asked you guys what was going on. And like, why is everyone fighting? And then no one explained anything to me except Demi, but even she said it's too complicated. So Angelica came on to this new show and was like, oh my God, we're just shooting a reality show, but you guys are all so boring. That's basically what she's saying. Yeah, and Audrey goes, oh my God, Angelica, you need to be studied in a lab. And then we see footage that Natalie and Angelica did like go to the nail salon and everything

and Natalie was like, this front group has never been so divided. Kim was saying that she can't stand Demi and now they're like best friends. And now she's screaming in my face. I'm a psychotic bitch. And, like, Demi's like, oh, my God, you're so annoying. And the next thing you know, I'm falling down a staircase. And it's just, like, crazy. Yeah. So then we see some unseen footage. Okay, so Andy's like, well, I want to dress something else.

Angelica, you got into an Instagram scuffle with Audrey after the jujitsu episode, dragging Audrey for calling you a homie hopper. And Angelica's like, well, I was really offended by a homie hopper incident. And, you know, and I saw her call me that, but she was the one encouraging me to homie hop in the first place. So now how am I a homie hopper? And Lisa's like, Andy, what is a homie?

What is that? Is this something on H.O.T. TV, G.G. TVs. Is this a new kind of gay? Please tell me so I can plan the correct party, darling. I think it means just jumping around from guy to guy. Oh, if only I could do that, but I've got Ken. Saucy.

Audrey's like, well, I already said sorry to the guys for telling you to make Jason mad by going to Shane. And I don't think you'd be in his lap right. I didn't think you'd be in his lap right away. I was literally making a joke. Hello, comedian over here. To homie hop, don't hold me walk. Like, sue me, sue me, okay? I wasn't slut-shaming you never even once.

Yeah, but then when Chris called me a whore, you just stood there silent. And Chris is like, I didn't call you a whore. Uh-huh, the abbey. And she's like, um, if I heard that, I would have said something. She was, nah, you didn't say anything. when he called me a bitch. That's a good point. That was, like, because you were being a bitch.

Because you were being a bitch in that moment, and you already made me mad. So why would I stand up for you? The only thing I stand up for is comedy stand up comedian over here. That's right. Can I ask a question? Audrey, why are you so mad today? You're very upset the whole reunion.

Because after the past two episodes have come out, I've been brutalized on social media. I've gotten death threats. You're not the only one. I also got death threats. They were better than yours. Shut the fuck up. They were dead to her.

No, but my, no, they were saying that like, we're going to kill you like you killed that room in the comedy place. Don't talk to me like that. I will because you fucking started it, you stupid bitch. Okay, Audrey, you, you've been maligned on social media because you were a total asshole on the last two episodes. Sorry. No one made you do that.

How are you going to make it Angelica's fault that you treated her like shit? and publicly humiliated her on purpose. That's crazy. It's crazy. Keep doing it. Thank you very much. Keep it up. So what a fun little...

By crazy, I mean. Krammazing. Amazing. This is my kind of reunion. It just moves along. It goes from beat to beat. And it's not drawn out over three episodes. It's as long as it needs to be.

Very fun times over here for me. So good first episode of the reunion. All right, everybody. Well, thanks so much for being here. We will talk to you next. time. Goodby's. Bye.

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