Watch What Crappens - #3247 Southern Hospitality S4E01: Weiner Takes All

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

Southern Hospitality explodes back onto Bravo with a season premiere so packed with drama and chaos we quite frankly don’t even know where to begin. Maddi is traumatized by Brad; Brad and TJ and betrayed by Emmy; Molly is upset at Michols; Grace Lilly is… in a little tent; and Joe Bradley just wants a guys night. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And welcome to watch our crapans, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo. We just love to talk about, okay? I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me for the grand opening of the new season of Southern hospitality. It's Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you doing? I don't know how the heck that happened, but I'm back. I'm back.

He is back, everyone. We are so excited. Southern Hospitality had a tremendous premiere. And if you're listening, chances are most of you watch the show. If you didn't, you really should watch it. It's so good. Before we get into that, we wrote a newsletter that just came out, a bonus newsletter. You guys know we've just recently launched a newsletter feature or relaunched one here at Crappins. It lives on Patreon. Everyone has access to it. You don't have to be a Patreon member, but obviously we love our Patreon members, all the more.

But we did a newsletter about the crappies and what our experience was with it. Leading up to it, et cetera. There's behind the scenes photos. There's video from rehearsal, all sorts of really cool stuff. So go check that out if you want to know more about that experience. And honestly,

be sure to watch that replay. It's not going to be around much longer. And once it's gone, it's gone. It was really a tremendous show. We had more guests than we've ever had before. And we had guests from all walks of life. we had a backstreet boys guy backstreet boy guys and we also had like people from the world of bravo and all our podcasting friends and again a debt of gratitude to everyone who uh showed up for us on stage who helped us put on this show it was it was such an undertaking and we love seeing everyone and it was great in all our podcast friends you know we have we have to cycle them in and out every year so uh this this year's back that we put up on stage it was great to see some of some familiar faces again um but anyway enough about that that. The point is go to watchwrappance.com and you will get access to all that, but definitely

check that out. Also, bonus episodes. We got two this week, and they're both free. These are free bonus episodes. The first one is Rob has a podcast crossover, where we talk about Traders and Survivor. Second one, we're recording right after this. I'm so excited about it, but I don't want to jinx it. I don't want to jinx any cancellations, so you guys just stay tuned. So that's coming up. And then all the usual stuff. Crap is on demand, video, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm excited about it as well. Ronnie is excited to, but I never want to speak for you. I never want to

speak for, what did you just say? Just in case anyone's wondering. Just because you say, I'm excited. Well, I mean, I'm excited. Ronnie is not excited. Jesus, why wasn't Ronnie excited? Why was Ronnie pissed on? So and so and so coming on, because then it makes me sound like an asshole. No, no. I'm just sitting here.

I'm reading my text. While you do your speech, what I do. I never, listen, you're not talk. Look, we are not monolith, okay? But for real, we actually are both excited for it. But you know what else? Let's talk about Southern Hospitality because this show is so good. And I feel like we always kind of, when it's on, we are like, this show is so good. And when it's off, it gets, it just sort of gets overshadowed by bigger shows like Summerhouse or the Valley or Salt Lake City or Miami, these big flashy shows. But Southern hospitality is doing the work. We have not had a season premiere like this in quite some time.

It was like every single inch of this hour was filled with like drama. You know, there was not, there were not any filler scenes here. It was like everything. It felt like it was bursting with activity. What did you think, Ronnie? Loved it. Absolutely loved it. I texted you when I was watching it like, this is so good.

I mean, it really, it really just starts off. And I feel like a lot of times people think we're being like Andy when Andy's always like, Oh my God, this season of Beverly Hills, it's amazing, as the kids would say, off the chain. And then it's a terrible season. We don't like to you, okay? We only say that we only gush when shit really is good and we want you to watch.

And this shit was really, really good. There's a lot of people to be mad at. There's a lot of everybody is kind of a fuckup on this show and they're all trying to get out of their fuck upery in different ways. And it's just so funny to watch it to me. And also, they're all still working at the restaurant, which is crazy.

Yeah. Yeah, I think like one thing that's like really great with the show is the fact that since they're in Charleston, they like they kind of can't cash in their fame the same way that the kids of Vanderpump rules can by living in Los Angeles. You know, I kind of feel like they are still stuck being waiters. Like we're in L.A., they can go off and do cool L.A. things and ascend in that way. but like they're just like selling hot dogs and in from a cart in Charleston like that's still just where they are and I think that's that's what keeps them pure for us yeah um well I mean the internet's global you know they still got their their uh influencing and stuff like that but I guess what you're saying their pool their pool is smaller maybe so whatever whatever is keeping them down I say

great because during Vanderpump rules the old season I would say we need some kind of a trust fund where they could only earn a certain amount of money a year. And then the rest of the money they earned had to be put in a trust fund. So they would always be forced to work at the restaurant. And then once they were done, then they can get their money. And so it couldn't ruin them until later. But it looks like we don't need that for this show because they're all still ruined. I would say maybe the only one who's like kind of getting out of that is Maddie.

Who's like, oh my God. I was just touring the whole country to DJ. I know. She was the only, I agree. She was the only one who sort of has been able to break the Charleston loop. And I was trying to look at her tour because I want to see where she went. I've got to pull up her touring poster because she definitely makes it sound like she went to like Abiza and Coachella. And she may very well have.

I just didn't look at the poster. Probably. Like I probably did. What did you say? I mean, she was on the, she was on a Las Vegas building last year. She was not forgot. But I also feel like she may. have been doing like, I don't know, like some town in like Nebraska, which by the way, a gig is

a gig. Well, she probably is. I mean, we do. Who cares, you know? I don't judge your money by the town it comes from. That's for sure. No, it's only because I'm Bravo. Like, I feel like I'm a little judger about those things.

But I wouldn't. I'm judging about DJing in general because I think some people have like a super, like they have a super talent for it. You know, they're really good and they're really creative. They do really cool mixes and creative things. But I think for a big part of it, it's not that. It's just people pressing play and then fading up and down into the next song and just kind of picking playlist and stuff and not doing anything creative with it. So I've never really seen her.

So I don't know what side of that she lands on. But when she was saying, oh, yeah, I've been touring and they show the tour poster of all the different DJs. I thought, how long can DJing last? because I don't think a lot of people put that much creativity into it. It's like you're really just going there to listen to somebody press play. Yeah, I'm looking at her tour. I'm looking at her tour right now. She did the Maddie and Taye Love and Light tour.

She was in, she did London, London, Kentucky, I should articulate. You, and. You bastard. I was in Paris, Texas. Okay, so she went to Alabaster, Alabama. Wyan Dote, Mississippi, Cumberland, Maryland, Port Riley, Kansas, Fort Moore, Georgia, Arnold's Park, Iowa, Lamar, Colorado, Buck Eye, Arizona, Marion, Illinois, Worcester, Mass, okay, Morgantown, West Virginia. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know geography. So to me, I just see a lot of places that you went. So good for you. Okay, so we start. Make that money. Make that money, DJ Matta Reese. It doesn't matter where you go. Make that money.

So we start with a super dramatic. Five months ago in New York at the reunion. I hear something happened last night with Maddie. Well, he came to a hotel room. Yeah, we had to tell Maddie the truth. Trevor, Trevor never cheated with Sam. me and that Brad made it all up. Don, don't, John.

Now we're in the present day. And Brad's like, at the reunion, I was exposed for lying about Maddie's ex-boyfriend cheating on her. Back to the reunion. I don't know Israel anymore. It's even, it's like, it's, that was like, I have forgotten about literally all of this shit.

And it was cracking me up like Maddie's, Maddie's existential crisis on the watch what happens. She's like, I don't know what's real anymore. She was like in the Matrix. She was just completely gone and lost and confused. It was her brain shattering in half. It was wonderful. I mean, I was like, why bring this up last night to deflect off yourself, I mean?

She's like, no, no, no, not at all. No, not at all. Not at all deflecting us ourselves. Yes, it was. But who cares? I mean, that's so wrong. That's so wrong. to this girl about her boyfriend cheating she dumped the girl ended up with joe and now she's like was

Trevor my guy like was that the one and by the way joe knew this too yeah i have to say that is so fucked up joe you fucked up joe you fucked up joe they all knew and so now we're like okay well who are we going to be mad at this season because they all knew so they're all guilty and the funny thing was at the reunion the thing was like well yeah we did do this crazy cruel intentions manipulation to you, but we all knew all this time. And the fact that she brought up to you last night meant that she was trying to use you as a pawn. I was like, but, but this is so fucked up. This is so fucked up.

So Brad is like, well, Emmy 100% deflected so that Will didn't have to answer for his own cheating allegations, which is true. But Will didn't show up anyway, so he's not going to answer because he wasn't at that reunion. He was like, bye. Yeah. And then we go flat. Now flashback to last Well I think he's still at school right Oh flashback to last summer at the finale party

And TJ's like um I know who you were cheating on her with The one that took you to prom or the one that you took to prom And Brad saying people are saying this girl stayed in your fucking apartment bro And he's like well is backstage but he's not in here because And he's like his mental health can't take it His mental health was fine when he came up the elevator And his mental health was okay to go at the photo booth It was okay to go to the dressing room,

but he cannot go any farther into the studio, Andy. He cannot do it. By the way, that is also why he took the handicap parking out front. It is a disability, you guys. It is a disability. So Brad's like, I thought there was room for Emmy and me to rebuild a friendship. And then we see at the reunion, Emmy's saying, I don't know where I am with DJ and Brad.

I miss them. And Andy's like, well, that's a wrap. Wow, I don't even know who. these kids were. I thought I was giving an after school tour and taking a picture and they can go back off to class, but apparently I'm supposed to be a reunion. But I will take the wrap to go because

I've got children. I'm a dad. So then, back to present, Brad's saying, well, after the reunion, we went back to the hotel. T.J. Pipe's saying, yeah, Brad and I, we're going up the elevator. And as soon as we got off the elevator door, we hear a loud voice

coming from the wall, and it becomes more and more clear that this is Emmy talking. Girl, you heard that in the lobby and you know it. Emmy, like, oh my God, can you believe these mother phone games? She's like, she's in her room with Will and they're

on the phone with her mom and they're drinking a beverage. I could hear the beverage. Yeah, I could hear it. And also she was like eating the mint that they left on her pillow. I heard it. I heard it. It's very loud. So she was on the phone with her mom and then Molly tells us and the meme's room was right next

of mine and I could hear everything she was saying. Anyone in that zip code would have heard what she was saying. Then Brad's like, I have some notes. I wrote down some notes. We definitely played them. I fed Maddie that information to make anything Brad say

not reliable. That's funny and everything, but why don't you just record it? I can imagine Brad just trying to write really fast on his iPhone. You're right at the door anyway. Just record this. He's like, can we have a typewriter on level nine, please? Okay. She said, they believed everything that I said out there about Will's mental health.

She said it so many times to make sure that you couldn't get in trouble for not showing up because it's a disability. Then I mentioned that you took the handicap space. I think that was a good, that was a good detail. And then they just all started laughing together like this. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I could hear their heads. They were all thrown back. And she said, fuck TJ.

Fuck Brad. They're dead to me. which apparently we weren't dead because we were standing right outside her door while Brad was taking notes furiously. And then Brad goes, It cuts so deep that I sent her a text and I said, Lower your fucking voice. You're dead to me too, bitch. Don't think we didn't hear everything that you just said.

But what she did next, I don't think any of us would have predicted. She fluffed her pillow. I was outraged. None of us would have predicted. She gave birth, and the next thing we heard was a loud scream, thumping on the door. And then the door broke down, and an alien ran through the hallway, crashed through the elevator, and killed a service worker. It's like, damn, you're right. I never would have guessed that.

I did not guess that. Next thing that happened, you never would have guessed. She went to CVS and bought some tearproof mascara. Never would have expected that from Emmy. then something completely unpredictable happened she said gorbachev tear down that wall and then started marching around the hallways and telling everyone she was ronald regan it's crazy and then sparks came out of her chest and she started singing baby you're a firework then she fucked the prime minister of canada right there in the hallway And then the alien came back and said, no, he's mine and then killed the prime minister of Canada. He ate Justin Trudeau's head off.

Sorry, Canada. He was mad that alien. And then he said, take that. Mother! So we see the text or we see six months later and, you know, clips of upcoming this season or whatever. And then I'm going to skip that part, yeah. Yeah, we can skip coming up this season because it's, we're going to get to it. So it starts with Emmy.

She's like, um, since New York, I do not talk to CJ and Brad at all. And it's sad. And T.J. was just like, you know, like my gay best friend. And, you know, Brad was like a big brother to me. And like, definitely I miss him. But it's like, show your true colors, motherfuckers. So Matt, Matt, it comes in. She's like, hi, hi.

Hi. For the past few months, I haven't been inbound Republic. because I've been on a 40 show plus tour multiple cities a weekend. It was a lot. I am over airports, suitcases, buses, and I am so excited to be back in Charleston

because it's like my comfy little sweatshirt. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So Michael's starts the pre-shift meeting and he's robotic as ever. He's like, happy Thursday, everybody.

out to Justin. So this past weekend, he had his first sale. So let's give Justin a round of applause for that. Other than that, any tables coming in I should know about? Anybody else? Anybody else? I mean, really, really, I'm moving a doll's mouth with my hand, but nobody can see my lips moving. So I am going to stare at the staff without blinking. I mean, for the past six months, Joe has barely been here. And if I had a dollar for every time Joe didn't show up to work because he's been busy following Maddie on tour. I'd have a real tennis bracelet on as opposed to the cubic circonia

pause for laughter. Joke. Joke. It's sand on back. New funny Michaels this season, as you can see. Been working on that. So, all right, let's get set up for tonight, everybody. Hip hop, tip top. Got time to lean, got time to clean,

et cetera, et cetera. Hey, hey, Brad, are you serving tonight? Are you hosting tonight? And Brad's like, I'm serving, baby. and he's like doing this thing that cuts limes into wedges. He keeps on like pushing it down. He looks like he's on one of those old time. He trained things where those two guys on a train track,

they're pushing up and down, up and down, up and down to go down the tracks. But he's just doing it by himself. Just think about it. Guys, it's a really funny image if you really think about it. I love those. But with limes. Professional kitchens, really, you do step back in time in most of them because they don't have microwaves or anything like that.

It's like manual contraptions. They still have to figure out like the manual contraptions. way to get things done. The onion one is the best one where you just get an onion, you shove it in there, you slam it down, boom, it's done. It's so good. It brings a tear to your eye. Get it. So then, TJ's like, wow, you're so good at that, Brad. The way you can, like, slice the limes with that lime contraption. He's like, yeah, I just pretend I'm on one of those old time he trains. Yeah, that's such a good way to do it. He was like, by the way, I've got a lot of experience doing this. Today I went on a long walk, and I listened to that podcast again.

And it got me fucking fired up. And for a moment, Ronnie, I kid you not. I thought, was it maybe our podcast? Of course, it was Nick Viles. I was so jealous. I want to be on there. We need to start some shit. I know.

Let's start shit with, okay, Maddie, get mad that I shaded your tour because that was really dick of me and I know it was really dick of me, but get mad at me anyway. And then we can be in a flagship guy on your shop. No, you can't plan it. We just have to naturally do it.

This has to be natural then. Okay. Damn it. Naturally be an asshole and hope that somebody gets mad. How about this? Maddie, remember how I said on this podcast earlier after BravoCon that we met your mom and she was like the best and she was so nice? Your mom sucks.

Okay, Ronnie, we're on the show now. No, you're trying too hard. Although I did hook up with Maddie's mom. She was hot. I do not. I deny. I deny nothing. I regret nothing.

Remember? Remember how nice Madie was to us at BravoCon? Well, it was a lie. She sucks. She's a cut. fitness. Oh my God. I hope she's fired up now. So fired up that she has to have a flashback to us. So we see a clip from the Vial files from four months ago. Vile. Vile. I say vile, but I guess it's because it makes sense Vile files, right? But now they say Vial. I thought it was Nick Vile, but now they say NIC Vial. I just go like this. I just go Vial. The Nick Mile.

Nick Mile. It's like sheena announcing it. So four months ago and Nick's like, you said evil. Do you actually think that any of your castmates are actually evil? And Will's like, yeah, I think Brad enjoys inflicting pain on others. And then he's like, yeah, he's so good at lying. He's like so good at lying that he forgot the truth. Wow. So Brad's like, because I looked into seeing if Will cheated or not, I'm the villain in Emmy's story. And I think the thing that hurts the most is that this is coming from someone that I called a close friend. This is someone that I really, really loved and cared for. So for her, to paint me out to be something that I'm not is like excruciating. Something you're not. You also did it with the other, with Maddie. What are you talking about

somebody that you're, it's two relationships in one year that you were coming for. One was a lie. Will's probably not a lie. That will probably, I mean, Will's still. Oh, yeah. Will, Will's always going to cheat on me. Brad doesn't lie. Brad doesn't lie. He limes. Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, lime crunch. So then Brad is like, it's infuriating. Like, I'm at work and I have to like keep it PC and sit in the same room and then serve with her on top of it. It's exhausting. So they start setting up and Brad and Emmy just ignore each other. And then Jordan, a bartender is getting into the mix. She's new. And she's like, if you talk to Emmy, T.J. And T.J's like, no, and I am good. Because hearing her through the wall at that hotel, like running her mouth and then

going on that podcast. I'm like, you didn't have to do all that. You did not have to do all that, but you did. Because Emmy went on that podcast, and she talked about the night that me and Joe shared a moment. And we see the flashback to Joe being like, well, I remember that like, I slept in your bed. And she was sitting there insinuating that I took advantage of Joe when he was drunk and passed out, which is completely the opposite of what happened that night. And Emmy knows it. Yeah. And by the way, I love that to keep on saying, that podcast, instead of just I guess they can't say it or they just don't want to name it. So then we have a flashback to when Joe and TJ had that conversation about like the blurred lines in their relationship.

And Joe specifically, yeah. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. Yeah, he says, I was drunk and I touch you. So then DJ goes, it's hard to grasp the fact that one of my best friends went on a public stage basically calling me a predator. How would you feel if your best friend did that? Okay. It sucks because I feel like the hole's deeper now.

Jordan's like, wow. Does that sound predatory? She's like, honestly, I just got here. I don't know what you guys are talking about. I'm not part of your cast. I'm just trying to serve actual drinks to these people. So Michael's passes. He's like, okay, work, work, work, everybody.

It is time to work. Everybody needs to get to work. Lean clean. Okay, I don't want to go through the whole saying every single time. Okay, let's get to it, people. So the door's open and all of the dress. barn shoppers of Charleston start filing in. Leva is like, you guys are the best looking staff in the country.

They're like, thanks, Leva. And then Emmy and Maddie are like putting the sign together in the back, you know, because like, what's tonight's sign going to be? What's Maddie? What's the sign going to say? She's, okay, wait, I kind of like need help because this girl, who needs the sign, she's single and she wants something. So like maybe astrology.

How about Meet Me in the Stars? Like, oh my God, Maddie, you're a genius. Like, no one does a sign like DJ Maddie's. Might I suggest he's going to cheat on you anyway? Because you're in Charleston. Okay. Just be, just can I promote honesty and signs? Wait a second.

She loves the stars. Okay, she loves astrology. How about this for the sun? In space, no one can hear you scream. Like, whoa, Maddie, that got real dark. Sorry, sorry. It's been a tough year for me. I don't know who to trust.

Now we see another flashback to the reunion, Brad saying, I'm going to do something that Will has been unable to do. I'm going to take accountability, Maddie, and I'm sorry, Maddie. And so Brad's like, we're good. And Maddie's like, Brad and I are not good at all. I mean, since the reunion, he hasn't tried to reach out to make amends. I don't even think he understands the magnitude of how much this hurt me. Yeah, because Brad's whole thing is like, yeah, I felt really bad about lying and destroying their relationship, but like, you know, I said sorry.

And we see that, like, by the way, at the reunion, he's like, by the way, I'm sorry about that. That was his apology. So here comes the sign, like space, yeah, to infinity and beyond. Happy birthday. And they walk through. And Molly walks up to the front of the club. And she's like, oh, we realize Molly is no longer working here. And she comes up and she's got like in front of all these girls, like her backup

dancer. She's like, hey, everyone. Hi, Molly. I'm back. And this guy, Justin's like, hey, I didn't think you were coming. She's like, I brought the girls. I'm not just talking about my boobs. Check out these foxes behind me.

So then Lake sees her and was like, oh my God, why is this happening? And we're like, whoa, what happened with Molly? Why is she working there? Why is Lake upset? And Justin just lets him in. He's like, hi, I'm dirty Justin. I'm new on the cast. And I could use a good grooming.

Get over there, ladies. You're all in. No cover. I don't think Bubba's going to like that. I don't think she's going to like it. So then Molly is telling us, yeah, if you would have asked me a year ago, my life is where it is right now, I would cry and I would laugh. I no longer work at Republic because I knew personal stuff about Michaels and he used bullshit reasons to get me fired. I was like personal things about Michaels.

I didn't know there were personal things about Michaels. I didn't even know he was a person. I mean, I thought he just, I'm so glad. I'm so glad to know. He's so robotic. Michael has a person. Michael's has a personal life. Yes.

Tell me everything. He does sort of feel like an AI rendering of a Southern Charm, Southern hospitality character. So Lake is like, Michael's, and Michael's like, girl, why are you not at the door? Come on. I'm a manager, business. And Lake's like, guess who just walked in? Molly fucking more.

And Michael's like, okay, well, I don't really have anything to say. I don't really care. All I have to say is her check better clear. Thank you for coming and supporting local business. And Michaels is like, Molly and I's friendship was fine up until her firing. And then all of a sudden she's like going around talking shit about me, saying that I cheated on my ex-boyfriend and this and that and the third. And she got fired because she sucked at her job.

And I somehow have something to do with it. Like, no. Yeah, well, I've never been written up. And I've never even had one comment made to me about anything bad. And Michael says, like, girl, I don't have that much power. And like says, I don't like the way that she treated you. He's like, well, I'm just trying to finish the schedule. So sorry, I do not care.

So I'll see you out there in a second. So whatever. So he just wants to avoid it. But now Molly wants to talk to Lake. So she's like, yeah, Lake was telling people that I ignored her outside of Republic the other day. So we're going to have a talk about it. Let's get to the bottom of an ignore fight. So Lake's like, okay, Molly, here's what happened.

I was like at the front door working and then like she like walks by and like doesn't even acknowledge me. And this is like that third time that this happens. And Maddie's like, oh my God. I think there's a miscommunication happening. And I feel like you should just like go up to Molly and be like, what's our beef? And like, oh, like, why would I be friends with somebody that talk shit about my best friend? You know, because between Michael's and Molly, obviously I'm choosing Michael.

I mean, Molly was my girl. Remember last year? When we went shopping together, together, together. And then we see them shopping together. It's like, oh my God, they went to Gwen's together, and now they don't speak? What is even happening in this world? Even after they tried on matching red dresses, wow, 2026 takes no prisoners. Yeah, so Lever sees Molly, and she's like,

Molly, I know shit got a little difficult over here for you, but, like, I wouldn't sweat it. You have so much potential. I mean, you obviously, you're successful at whatever it is you're doing, which is mostly just wandering around the front of my club, as anybody can attest to as you've passed by it every single day, waiting for cameras to start rolling. So good for you. Just keep on doing that.

Molly's like, yeah, still part of the family. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I was like, yeah, I didn't say that. But, you know, now that you did, great. Let's hug. Let's hug. Please don't sue me.

Thanks. By the way, I just want to point out we're like 10 minutes into the show and we still have not seen the Cloris Leachman waitress and I'm going to need her show up very soon. She leaves to Sobe on this cast or I'm going to riot. It'll be a one person riot out there. I'll be like, bring back Cloris Leachman.

Bring back Cloris Leachman. And we also need to be a CEO. Hey, what are we going to put on the side today, guys? And we need Leah's CEO. So then Leva says, Molly has a full-time day job as an event planner and she was just switching shifts a lot. And eventually that's just going to combust.

But there's no bad blood, although, you know, the kids always make it dramatic. So then cut to, um, uh, then we see, oh, yeah, Ali from Van der Pruels is at the front door. And we saw a bunch of cameos later. We saw Taylor from Southern Charm. We saw other Rod from Southern Charm. So like really, wow, I'm mad of all the stars. Yeah, huge. Huge night for Star.

Stars, Lombra. Wait, it's that girl who dated James that time. Oh, my gosh. That lady who was trying to sell Capricans. The dumb chef that time. That guy who ate salad. Yeah, I didn't recognize that one. Who was that one?

Exactly. He was trying to date Olivia a few seasons ago. He was sort of like unremarkable. Oh, yeah, yeah. Wasn't he the guy who's like, I got you gluten-free bread? She's like, oh, my God, that is so romantic. That is correct. So Molly is like, hey, can I pull you for a chat?

Lake, she really does the whole British accent. And Lake's like, I'm at work. She's like, well, okay. Well, obviously, me and Michaels have had a falling out. And I think that there's a lot of, I don't know if it's miscommunication. I don't know if it's like shit talking. I don't know what it is. So I wanted to obviously come to you directly.

And Molly's like, I mean, Lake is like, but you haven't talked to me. I'm not done. I'm talking to you now. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Well, getting a little spicy there, aren't we, Molly? And it's like, yeah, but you walked by here twice,

and you didn't even acknowledge me or my goals. She goes, this is not high school, and I did not ignore you, even if you thought that I did. So if you're crying over that, then you need to go back to kindergarten, where kindergartners go to school, because it's kindergarten. Because I did absolutely nothing wrong to you, and I didn't even think about it the next day.

So do you want to free roll up, little wah-wah? Little wah-wah, baby, wah-wam-wain. Link. like, I need you. We're at work. Okay, come on. Are you good? Come on. Like, what's going on over there? She was screaming at me.

So, Michael's was like, oh my God, I know Molly did not come in here with good intentions. Like, baby, we should make you wait in general admission because you're a commoner now. A commoner. I mean, I've seen the rest of the people in this club. They're all commoners. I don't care what you people

try to tell me. You can shoot them from any angle you want. that is an Anheuser-Busch hat that I see in the background. So stop it. So Michael's comes back out of the restaurant and he goes right up to Molly's face and she's right in the front of the line.

He goes, listen, you do not come in here and disrespect my staff. If you're going to act like that, I will ban you. Okay, do you understand me? You will get banned. Walk away. Walk away. I will grab the cops.

You better walk away. Walk away. Thank you. Have a good night. I'm not fucking wrong. I do not play. Michael's no bad look. That's bad. Bad.

You're in front of your club. You can go up with a woman's face and you're at work? Like, what the fuck? What are you doing? And honestly, like, it's not like Molly's so great and I have traditionally really adored Lake, but like Molly wasn't screaming. Molly was just being, you know, bratty. She just had base level braddiness.

That's it. So, and the only one really screaming was Michael's. Like, get away and go away. So then he comes back inside I'm not fucking around And love is like Are you okay? He's like I'm not

I'm not What's going on sweetie Molly was screaming In lake's face outside the door And I just like went up to her And I just had to say something And she's like shut up Yeah

And I said walk away I will ban your ass You do not get to come in here And just suspect my staff So outside Molly is telling Brad Oh my God Michael's just came up to me And threatened to ban me

And like he said he's gonna call the fucking cops. I mean, oh my God. So inside, Michaels is still going off. He's like, I don't even care who you are. Like, I'm going to yell at them. They will get banned. They will get banned. And Brad, Brad's like, are you okay, Molly? She's like, no, like, I'm seriously traumatized now. I'm like, okay. He's like, well, you know why he's coming at you like that, right? And so she's like, yeah, well, Michaels is coming out and screaming at me is 100% abuse of power. It was the same reason I was fired.

Like, it was 110%, which is now up 10% from the previous 100% citation I just made, a personal vendetta from Michaels against me. Wow. It was 100% abuse of power. And honestly, if you have to really, like, 10% above that, it was also a vendetta.

Even more so. If you look to that abuse of power, I think, like, imagine just a 10% larger situation than that and that was the vendetta. So then Leva has Michaels into the office. And isn't her office like down the street or something? I remember her being like, I'm remodeling my office and it's a block away or something

like that. So anyway, he has to trudge over there. And she's like, okay, he's like, oh my God, like you used to work here. Like if you're going to come in here and she goes, just take a deep breath and sit down. Please, I have no emotional capacity. Please just sit down. And he's like, well, I mean, she didn't tell me the exact words, but like, you talk shit

about me and my ex, like, you're not going to sit here and be like, like, dragging me through the mud. Like, that's not okay. Like, I don't like to let my emotions get the best of me. I don't even know that I have them. But this month is, like, pent up emotions since my ex and I broke up because he was like my first relationship. And the breakup, it wasn't even that bad. But, like, we broke up.

And Molly was good friends with him. And, like, she just chose to be on his side. Love was like, okay, I know that Molly has not been good to as a friend as of late, but we're not in the business of Benning. So make sure that you're running the business in the way that are do you need a hug? Are you okay? I got some Michaels. She says it like like oh like do you need a hug? She's like and he's covering his mouth and he starts going I just do not feel uncomfortable. I don't want to be uncomfortable in the one place that I get a wall oh my God sit down relax just sit down take a breath. Okay like listen your emotions are

are valid. I know you were close, but it's something like, okay, but you need to stop. Listen, I'm going to be very frank, okay? You cannot have this job if you can't manage your temper. Like, don't fuck up your job just because you let someone pull you off your cool. And then he immediately is like completely dried and he was like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, okay. It's exactly. Right. This is crazy. He went from me like, like, you're correct. Mm-hmm. Yes. Okay. Command Alt delete. She was like, she was like, blue, blue. She was like, why are you wiping down the couch? Because I have time to lean, so I have time to clean. Happy to be here. Well, now it's a new day. And we are at Maddie's house. Joe, Joe Bradley, you slept on my side of the bed. He's like, this is my side.

No, it's not. No, it is because the charger, so the charger is always my side. He's like, this is my house. So I sleep on the side with the charger. The fuck, Joe. Really fucked up, Joe. So now we go to Brad's and he's doing a cold plunge. He's got like one of the, I guess a budget cold plunge. I didn't even know you could get these because I've only seen them where people have like a full thing in their house.

Of course on Bravo. I don't know anyone in real life who does this nonsense. But on Bravo, they're very into the cold plunge. So he gets into like this little tiny tub. What does that do for you? plunge. Have you ever done one? No, but I think what it's supposed to do is the cold. I think like, I believe as someone who does not follow this closely, I think it's like the blood, the blood flow is going to like get really increased. Like the blood is going to rush to the inflamed areas. And that's,

you know, the more blood that comes through, the more reduce inflammation, alleviate sore muscles, boost mood and improve circulation. I mean, okay. It's not worth it. it. Okay. I say not worth it. I'm like, no. I'm not going to put myself into a giant garbage can full of ice cold water. And like I will just, I will let the inflammation go down on its own rate. Yeah, dear blood don't circulate because I'm not doing that. So he is doing that. And now in a similar, in a parallel, in a scene of parallelism, Emmy is also in water. but she is floating in a sensory deprivation chamber

and the camera is like attached to the inside of this giant egg and so when like then Maddie's like, hey, hey, can I come in and join you? I'm like, it's supposed to be sensory deprivation Maddie. And she's like, yeah, I'm coming in. I'm coming into the sensory deprivation chamber. I was like, okay, okay. It's like, what is this even for? And then he's like, oh my God, taking salt bath calms all your senses.

Look at me. I'm so fucking calm right now. I can't even take it. The water's like whistling coming over the edges. And then they like get in And then like Maddie taste the salt water It's like, ugh, disgusting. It's like, oh my God, this is like literally salt water.

It tastes like drugs, gross. Really leaning into the sensory deprivation of this all. You're screaming and you're tasting the water in the sense. You're not supposed to taste things. Sensory deprivation. I mean, it's like, oh my God. It totally is supposed to calm your senses, which is hilarious, considering we can have,

more overstimulating lives. I mean, waiters, am I right? My skin is feeling so soft. Stop feeling things. That's another sense you're engaging. So Emmy is saying that, you know, she thinks it works. But then she gets back into traffic. She's like, come on God, fuck you.

Get the fuck out of my way. Die. She's like, so I don't know that this really works. It's like, I'm just gaslighting myself. So then Maddie says that Joe would want her to go to sweat houses with her. when they were dating and she would always invite her friends because he didn't want him to get creepy. Yeah. I mean, he's like, how are you?

I'm going to marry that man. You know, I wouldn't be around him alone because I thought he was a creep. That's the man I want to have my children. So how are you and Joe and everything like that? She's really good. It's just like, he's like ready to get a house and get married and have kids. I'm just like, marriage scares the shit out of me. The fact that people around me are even considering getting married, like, oh my God, it gives me so much anxiety.

Emmy's like, but like, I'm getting married. It's like, ew, gross. Oh, oh, sorry, did I see that part out loud? No, I mean, I'm so happy for you because I know that's something you've always wanted. You've always had like a really low bar for what you want in life. Yeah, like, it's just like not what I want. Yeah, like you're getting married to someone that's going to continue to live like they're young and fuck around anyway. And that's what makes it fun, you know?

But most people don't look at marriage like that, Emmy. She's like, oh, I guess that's a good point, man. So she's like, yeah, I'm still getting married, bitches. after countless attempts to, like, sabotage my relationship. So suck it, bitches. Here's my ring. Here's my ring. He liked it, so we should have put a ring on it.

And he did. I've got a diamond. Self-worth. I've got self-worth around my ring finger, bitches. And then we see, we see, like, yeah, we see all these flashbacks of everyone trying to, like, trying to, you know, undermine them. So Emmy is like, can we look at history repeating itself

and what Brad and T.J. do? they make up fake cheaty groomers and ruin our lives for game. They did it to me and they did it to you. And Maddie's like, yeah. Like I went through hell after New York. She's like, I know. And we see the reunion again where Maddie is losing her mind. And she goes, it made me like physically sick.

I started dealing with crippling anxiety. I was sitting in the hospital not knowing what the fuck is wrong with me. Yeah, I feel like if I worked hard to build myself up so I could let go of this resentment towards CJ and Brad. Like it's been a lot to let go of the resentment. P.S. I haven't let go of anything. Spoiler alert. So she's like, you know, at least you told me the truth and took accountability, Emmy. And then, you know, you and Will made amends towards me. You know, I mean, nobody makes a charcutory tray like you, am I right? But they haven't done anything. They haven't made ham into a rose and put it on a wooden tray. Nothing.

Thank you for seeing my art. Well, you know what? Will and I knew about it. And we weren't, you know, We were, I just want to say we were never involved in this lying scheme. And then flashback to two years ago of M.A. being totally involved and saying, well, you know what, history repeats itself. And Trevor's been a cheater once. Like, it's very expected that he would cheat again. Yeah. She's like, I mean, it was like Brad and TJ.

I mean, they were the ones that were like involved in it. You know what I mean? She's like, yeah. Like, I feel like TJ and Bradder like calculated. Like they have whiteboards and like string attaching pictures and shit like that. Like I know you're not like smart enough for that. No offense. And he's like, yeah.

Like, I'm a fucking idiot. I'm too stupid to be evil. All I can do is make my bed really nice and do a shark rid of reboard. Okay. The rest is for lawyers like Will. So now it's boys night, guys. The boys like, oh my God, look everybody. We're boys.

And, like, complimenting each other's hair. And, you know, Joe's like, I want a bigger hair. So, like, my brain could look bigger. And they're like, you're wearing a puppet. What are you doing? It's a pompadour. He's got Johnny Weir hair. I know he does and Joe's

TJ's like yeah I mean you gotta bump it in he's like you mean a pompadour and TG goes snooky but I don't know I don't know why he says Snokey he says are you like Snokey because snooky had a bumpet yeah she had that's right lumpet thing so Joe Joe's like I almost want to do this and starts playing with his bangs he's just like I love it I love you did I say that part out loud oops so Joe is like yeah this place is pretty nice and they wind up basically going to a speakeasy there's like a secret poker room. So like bros going to this poker room. Bradley joins. TJ's already there. T.J. and Joe. Michaels and the new guy was his name, Justin. So they all are in there. And Justin is like,

whoa, look out those guns on Bradley. And Bradley's like, yeah, I know. I'm as wide as a mobile home. Let's go. So Michaels is like, whoa, guys, I need a good day. Like, I've had a really shitty week. Yeah, screaming in a girl's face. Yeah, you can't scream in a girl's face. Bradley's like, and I'm Bradley. And I'm telling you, you cannot scream in a girl's face. And he's like, I know. TJ's like, well, I feel a lot of the anger, too, was like you and Molly's issues and not just like the actual situation. He goes, yeah.

Yeah, we have a lot to discuss, you know, things that are bothering me. And Justin's like, yeah, stop yelling at people in front of Republic. So they all laugh and give them shit. Boys night, boys night. Are we here for a boys night? Hey, are you straight, TJ for boys' night? which feels like it

could be offensive and Michael definitely has a look on his face like I don't like not and but they all are like laughing and so Joe's like yeah you're straight and Justin's like we're gonna find out they're like boys night boys night Joe's like the fucking gay or the better

right and she's like oh my God stop it and Justin go so now we find out about Justin he's like hey I'm Justin have a love a bit of history with Charleston used to live down in Charleston in 2019 I did my time in Boston, L.A. and Sydney, Australia. Took a lot of photos where I look really hot, but now here I am, just unkempt and messy in Charleston. I was at a crossroads in my life. I was in a

relationship, a relationship that went south. So I said, fuck it. I'll go south too. And I got in contact with T.J., my old friend. And I was like, do you guys have any of that salsa in store? Turns out I was not calling Trader Joe's. I actually just called T.J. And he said, come on being in the show. And I said, sure, here I am. So I got some abs and here I am. New abs and a new haircut. sir, you need to groom. You look dirty. You look dirty. You look unkempt.

He looked terrible. And then they show pictures of him when he was like modeling for J.C. Penny or whatever. And he looks very cute. So I know it's there somewhere. Yeah. Yeah, he's so hot in all his photos. But then on the show, he's just like totally unkempt and messy.

I'm like, ugh, fix yourself. Just because we see your potential. So they really like it. And they like him and everything. And Brad's like, like, yeah, Justin's, different than your typical Charleston guy. He's a little dirty. Looks like he hasn't showered in a day or two.

It's like, well, that was the same as that guy last year, Austin. He also looked a bit unshowered and he would go into the woods and like chop wood and meat. Oh, yeah. What happened to that guy? I don't know. And then the year before that, there was Austin. O'Sene. And he was also pretty dirty and gross.

So I guess it's just like a dirt bag category that they have open. Every year they just cycle in a new dirt bag. So Michael's is like, well, I mean, Justin's attractive, you know, like he would go from a Charleston 8 to a 10 if he groomed. And they're like, well, if he's a Charleston 8, what are you? He's like, baby, I'm in an 11. That's like 110% out of a scale of 1 to 10, just want to point out. Literally it is. Commercials.

Here comes one right now. So Justin's like, well, guys, you want to hear something so funny. So I'd like reveal to my mom like really. personal about myself. So I'm sitting there crying and I'm like mom I have to tell you something and she's like Justin we all know you're gay. He's like oh my god how long have you been sitting on that mom I'm not even gay? They all start cracking up. Joe said then Joe relates and he goes my dad said the same thing like when I was four I would like play dress up with like girls in preschool and my dad was like oh shit he might be gay but like I was like no I like chicks but then when I was really good at

artwork. My dad's like, all right, he might be gay then. And then I was like, no, I just, I like chicks. And then one time he caught me having sex with a guy and he's like, okay, I'm pretty sure you're gay. And I was like, no, bro. I love women. So it's just hilarious my journey. My dad thought he was gay just because he caught me giving a blowjob to one of my friends. I was crazy dads. Are you right? That's, they never get it. Dude, just like, see, I didn't start the rumor. Joe's dad did. Brad's like, I thought this was boys' night, guys. Come on, all this gay talk.

All right. I got a toast for us. Okay, is that door a lot? Okay, here's the toast. Okay. And they're like, yeah, okay, let's start the toast. He goes, okay. But they're like, yeah, okay, do the toast.

Fart boy. And he's like, yeah, what can I say? I'm a gassy guy. I get my protein in. And then we have a fart montage. Protein farts. They show him like going up to the fridge in the restaurant and then opening the fridge door for him to fart into.

Do you guys, do you guys have a food, a food inspector over there? You guys are in the hospitality business. It's in the title of your show. This is not right. Joe's like, I woke up Mattie with like my farce being loud, you know, like when I think it's like going to be like a sneaky one. My dad called me and he was like, Molly's, uh, uh, what's her buns? Maddie said you have really loud farts. Are you gay?

It's like, Dad. Stop calling me. You know, he went to me at work and she was like, Joe's been eating so much. It smells so bad. And I'm like, Joe, you gotta stop doing that. I also will be bad. Sorry, I'm not allowed to yell at you anymore. Sorry.

So they're like, how are you and Maddie? And Joe says, we're good, dude. We had a really hard year though. Look, honestly, like it's boys and I don't wanna get into it. But like, like, guys, like, I wanna move past everything. And Brad's like, whoa, whoa, time out, time out. What do you mean? Get past it.

Joe's like, well, like, it's just like, I've been with Maddie, like what I've been through with her this year. Like she's having like mental breakdowns. And like that group text that you guys had like it traumatized her. Like she's had much she's had it much harder than you think. No, I know that this is year four, I think. And like she's been having nervous breakdowns every year. But like this year has been like worse because of you guys.

So what do you think about it? Yeah. I want you guys to make amends and take accountability for it. And Brad's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Have we not made amends? Don't you remember the reunion where I was like, hey, by the way, so sorry about that. Anywho, does she not remember that? Did she not remember me shrugging and going, sorry?

You got to admit, it was kind of funny in retrospect. She doesn't remember me saying that. So Bradley's like, I thought we were good. Maddie grabbed me and said, hey, I want to stop talking about the whole Trevor thing. And I want to drop it completely. Let's move on. We've texted. I mean, I texted her congrats on 11 years of sobriety.

I mean, I thought we were good, you know. Just like, that broke her and her mental health. She's been to like eight different therapist offices. Admittedly, those were DJ gigs, but she still was in a therapist office. Brad's like, I understand that. And I'm not downplaying her health. I'm not down playing her health whatsoever whatsoever. And just like, but when did it all happen right after the reunion?

He's like, yeah, when Emmy and Will showed her everything. And DJ goes, those motherfuckers had printouts. Yeah. Those motherfuckers showed you text messages the night before the reunion. And what have we done? Nothing. Nothing. What could we even do?

What could we even do? I did vacuum actually. It's like, well, okay, a lot. You want to see the nasty things Will said about you? I can show you right now. I can show. Or does it need to be printed? Do I have to stop by a FedEx Kinghouse for this to be decent evidence?

I don't give a fuck about Will. We're talking about our friendship. It's like, neither why. But the point is I didn't go behind anyone's back except that like vacuum a that was left a little bit dirty. God, I love to vacuum. Joe's like, stop the flocking. I don't understand why Joe is only coming after Brad and myself and not also Will and

Emmy. Yeah. And Brad's like, yeah, I mean, if she's having mental health issues, then why does Emmy get a pass? When she used mental health as an excuse to get Will out of the reunion, if they care so much about mental health, what about that one? Nailed them. Nailed them on that one.

And so we see another clip from the vulful and makes like why didn't you just go to the reunion and will's like because it was going to be a bloodbath what so it's not about mental health after all I think the point is it was going to be a blood bath and he did not have the mental capacity to deal with that not to give excuses for will because I still think he should have gone to the reunion I think he pussyed out of that one um and I do think that he cheated but it is funny that Brad and you're like just because we made up an entire rumor that played on a national TV that broke up a relationship

that you were pretty happy with. You're mad at us? Get over it. God. Yeah, I bought you a sprite. I thought we were good. So, Brad's like, what do I need to do to make Madison Reese happy? It's like, well, I would love you to respect me, guys.

Like, maybe go up to her and make things right. Okay. Well, now we go to Michael's working out. I'm working out at the park. Look, and here comes Molly. Molly, let's have a conversation. And Molly's like, oh my God, it's like seeing an X. Yeah, sore subject.

Why would you say that? She's like, yeah. So, yeah, nice to see you. Y'all, thanks for accepting my olive branch. She's like, yeah. I think I'm just like really like hurt by you. You know, an old best friend screamed at my face. Do you remember that when you had your 125% vendetta?

Yeah, the percentage went up. It's called interests. He's like, I'm sorry. Like, I want you to know. Like, I felt terrible about it after. Like, I've literally. never like felt so blacked out. And like I was like, how did we get to this point?

Hold on. How did we get to this point? Had to let that out. She's like, I mean, the Preston situation, I'm not saying you fuck someone else, but there were definitely lines that were crossed. He's like, yeah, but he can say the same for himself. And so she says that Michael, the Michaels,

I keep wanting to call him Mickles, that Michaels became famous and then suddenly was getting ass all over the place. people were throwing themselves at you and it's common knowledge that michaels was asking other dudes to make out at the restaurant and inviting people to come hang out with him at the wee hours of the morning so he's saying well yeah we broke up we were going to try and fix things and i told myself i'm single so you're hard as fuck so like come on let's go so i started texting new people following guys on insta and he was doing the same but she probably left all of that out and didn't tell you that part.

I've moved on and it's clear as day that he's moved on to, like everybody else should too. And like that one day I screamed at you, like that's how I felt in the moment. Which by the way, that's my favorite thing when people do that. Like, it's okay that I screamed and was awful to you because that's how I felt in that moment.

That was the past me. That beat died. I was being honest to myself. I always kept a professional, especially when I screamed at you in front of our club and told you I was going to call the police on you because you said something to link. So, but my patience and my piece is being tested so hard right now because for months,

I continually heard like, oh, Molly said this about you. Oh, Molly said that about you. And guess what? My new phrase, Molly said this, that, and the third. You don't even want to know about the third because I heard that you were saying the third about me. And Molly's like, well, yeah, okay, I'll take accountability because I talk mad shit on you. So sorry.

And he's like, well, I'm in shock that she apologized. but like we used to be like best friends. Like I would literally like trim her nose hairs. I would trim this nose here, that nose here, and the third. And producers like, wait, you trimmed her nose hair? He's like, yeah, I've got the video if you want to see it. It's like, no, thank you. We actually do have limits on this show and that is one of them.

So Molly's like, moving into the bigger beast of being fired, I was like completely blindsided. It was like really hurtful. And it's like, I know that you thought it was my fault. but like I don't have authority to hire or fire people. Okay, I'm just like a hot person for the TV show and that's it. And she goes, but you knew that it was coming. Okay, but even if he did, that's very different than you saying he got me fired because I was talking about him cheating on his boyfriend, you know.

And Michaels was like, no, I didn't. Like you didn't, I didn't find out till the morning of. She goes, yeah, but that's not what I've heard around town. But I guess I'll have to take Michael's word for it. I don't think that Michaels got Molly fired. And I'm not saying that he did this or not, but like, there is still a possibility that he was poisoning what the waters if he was angry at her. If he was like, like, yeah, Molly, she's just like not great.

She's like not getting along with people. I don't really love her. She doesn't really have a good attitude these days. He could have been saying those things. I'm not saying that he actually did. But he's acting like, oh, I had no influence. Lava just said that it was because she was working too much at her other job. So, yeah.

I mean, I believe Lava on this one, believe it or not. Because if there were in real issue, Leva was like totally chill with her. She's like, oh, hey, good to see you again. So I think it is like Leva says, I'm just saying. I'm just saying Michael's at exactly like, what? I would have no influence. Although Lovett did say that, but then they've also said that Joe never shows up to work anymore either. And he's still got his job.

So, who knows? Yeah, how about that? So then he goes, Molly's like, okay, I'll unblock you. And he's like, oh, my God, you blocked me? God, you're petty, bro. It's even more of a diss that you didn't even notice that you were blocked. Yeah, that's the thing. Two hours until Sir,

Weiner's one year anniversary party. The amount of growth Sir Weeners has had has been insane. To see that weiner grow, it was just so small and it looked like it was just one size. And now it has really, it has really grown. And it's, it's just been a, it's been a hard journey. But that weiner is now at its full length, one has to believe. We do footlongs now. It just evolved into what it is now.

A hot dog company with the merch brand. A hot dog company with a merch brand. It's been on talk shows. Yeah, go ahead. It's been on Eater magazine, even though I think it's just a website, not a magazine, but that's okay. I like printouts and magazines. And I never imagined a revenge business named after my ex's penis would become a huge empire. Because it sure wasn't a huge wiener.

So he puts a cardboard cut out of Mia holding a hot dog because Mia can't be here today because she's in Hawaii with that hot boyfriend, Troy. So good for her. Mia loves a late start to a season. She does. Wasn't she in Hawaii last year, too? Last year she was like, you know, she was off doing like a beauty pageant. I feel like she, like Mia. In Hawaii, right?

I thought it was so, I thought she was like doing Miss America or something in Hawaii. Maybe it was. I don't remember. So that set up, Grace Lilly shows up and she's going to be a vendor. She's setting up a little tent with crystals. She goes, since leaving Republic has taken some time. for me to like get back on my feet and you're literally sitting down this entire scene by the way you're a little you're not even on your feet she's like yeah you know i did this uh we see a clip

sorry she's like i did a i waska ceremony and i saw bob marley and i told him i was like i love you bob like i'm always going to spread the message of jaw oh my gosh i didn't see that one coming just coughing my eyes off just now yeah i waska just now yeah i I've been doing ayahuasca over here. So now, Grace Lilly has really decided to be responsible and settle down and get a real job, guys. So here she is. She's like, yeah, I decided to do like tarot cards because they've been a thing for me for some time now. So yeah, look, I was doing it for my cat.

Whizzie Clippa for her doing tarot cards for her cat. Fucking Grace Lily. The least surprising news of this year was Grace Lily, like getting pulled over for driving on crack or, whatever the hell happened over there. I mean, God bless her heart. Yeah, God bless her. I hope she's okay. So now she's doing it. She's setting up her thing. She's like, this likes good. And she sets up crystals. And he just like, I love it. I mean, I don't know what any of it means, but it's great. And I'm glad you set up a tent in the middle of my hot dog event. That's wonderful. We just want to come and enjoy. I just had this minister that was doing my nails for I came here. And he was telling me

that I shouldn't do it because it's a sin in the Bible. And the producer's like, wait, your minister was doing your nails? She goes, no, it's not my minister. It was just a minister at a nail salon, but I want T.J. to sparkle. That's what I want. A minister at a nail salon. You said the minister was doing your nails. You said it. No, it was just a minister at a nail salon. Honestly, it wasn't even a minister. I think it was just some girl from next door. Anyway, but I want T.J. to sparkle, and I think he wants me to sparkle. So we're just going to shine together. So she's just, she's, shuffles her deck and she's like, okay, guys, looks up we're going to have some good luck today. Okay, well, here's your $100, you fucking weirdo. I know. Hot dogs in a reading. If any of your friends come to you in their 30s or late 20s and say,

guys, I found my purpose. I'm going to be a tarot card reader. They're in trouble. Get them help. Help them. That's a cry for help. So now we see Maddie and Joe, and they're driving on the way to this event. and Maddie's going through it.

And Joe's like, what's wrong? She's like, uh, Joe, I'm trying my best to control my anger problems, but, and I'm just like literally praying to the gods that I'm professional tonight. Like, do you know how hard it is to serve hot dogs when you're angry at someone? I was looking in the serving hot dogs professional manual

and just like brushing up on all the rules because like it's super important in the hot dog delegation to be super professional whenever you've got a dog in your hand. After Joe told me that Brad and DJ were being so combative and refused to apologize at Boys' Night, I want to cut their dicks off,

put it between the buns, and serve it. Period. Oh, God, hot dog rage coming through. You're working, Maddie. You're working. Hot dogs. Respect the hot dog. I'm trying to resolve my resentment towards CJ and Brad and Mia, but it's hard not to be, like, fucking angry because, like, I just hope I don't pop the fuck off

at the hot dog events. So Lovick comes into the event Like wow it's like a vibe in here You've got like baby teas Wow like I want one I won't lie like I was skeptical about TJ's hot dog idea Like I'm so proud that he's come into a success

But like who knew hot dogs would be so good for business He did that's who TJ knew He's like well we have the debut of a new hot dog today Which is the Flaming Hot Cheetos and Weiner sauce So it's gonna be We see that it's called the cheater weiner because it's like the idea is that you can cheat on your diet as cheetos.

So cheater, it's a cheater weiner. But some people see something a little more in that name. It's the Will Weiner. So Maddie comes in. She says, oh my God, what the fuck? A cheater weiner? Are you serious? Yeah.

It's about cheating on your diet. Love is like, that's hilarious. But backstage, Maddie is like, there are fucking bullies coming up with like a weener about cheating that's like so wrong like why can't you learn how to stay out of your fuck out of fucking grown folks business god oh cheater weiner i mean it's like listen it speaks more about like how interesting their lives are okay like if this is what they're still hyper fixating on i mean like wait like i mean well i'm just whatever like i don't even care like it's not even bothering me like whatever

yeah everything's fine like i'm totally not bothered by this wiener whatsoever. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Maddie's like, TJ has named every single one of his hot dogs after someone in this group.

So who in this group is the cheater then? Other than will. Yeah, they're getting married. You guys can't do that. Like, that's not funny. Okay.

So, I mean, he's like, yeah, it's middle school, whatever. They attack my relationship. They attack me,

but they're not going to control me. I'm, I'm, I'm like, totally in control. Look at me. I'm so in control right now. Now, you guys are not going to see the old Emmy, like, losing our mind anymore.

I'm in control of myself now. This tiny hot dog with a flag in it that says cheater is not going to control me. That's for sure, everyone. I am fully unbothered by a tiny hot dog, guys. They are totally right. This little flag that says cheater and the hot dog is destroying them. And they're like, uh-uh, I'm fine. I'm so unbothered.

I'm not, I don't care about this hot dog that says cheater on it. No way. So then we go to Lake getting her cards read by Grace. And Grace goes, oh my God. Did something hit you out of the blue recently? Did it hurt? Oh, my gosh. Lake's like, um, I don't, yeah, maybe.

Yeah, something did. And then we have a flashback to her and Molly having a heated conversation because that's what got her out of the blue. Grace goes, well, I think there's an apology coming through. It's an apology, mainly from a minister at a nail salon. They're probably going to apologize to you soon. So get ready for that. So Joe sees the guys, Justin and Brad. They're talking about the doozy of a boys' night they had.

And Brad's like, yeah, doozy is the way to describe it. So I'm going to talk to Maddie. Joe's like, oh my God, thank you. That would be great. Like nine therapies, like I can't afford a ninth. I cannot afford a night therapist. Okay. So we see that Maddie is going to be working.

so it'll have to wait for a little bit. And it just cuts to Grace going, never stressed, I always blast. It's in the card. You got two hot, you got a two of hot dogs and a three of buns. You're compatible with your sale. So then we see Brad has a girlfriend

named Julia. Oh, Braden Julia. Who else those oceans loving? I'm Carl Radke with a commentary. And Brad's like, my playboy days are now behind. me because I found a girl that makes me the happiest guy in the world. Julie and I have been together almost a year and I met her when we worked at the same gym.

And the second I saw her, I knew that this girl and that I really wanted to be with. I mean, ironically, I have to thank Emmy. So yeah, guys, his Playboy days are gone. He's definitely not going to cheat. This is totally, totally firm a relationship that's on Terra firmer. Totally different now. So Emmy is like, oh my God, I can't believe I have to work this. What a pain in the ass.

Like, you're not going to catch me carrying that tray. You want me to carry napkins or something? And Maddie's like, okay, you can carry my napkins. So they start walking around. And then Taylor comes in. And she's like, oh, my God, I'm so proud of you. It's like, stop looking around for the cameras, Taylor. You're not on here.

Yeah, seriously. So TJ's like, okay, everyone. First round's going to come out in a second. Here come the hot dogs. who's excited to try the debut of the cheater weiner. So here comes Maddie. She's got like this little tray of weaner. She's like one of those 1920s nightclub cigarette waitresses with the trays, except she has hot dogs.

She's like, okay, everyone is a cheater weiner. I fucking hate weaners. They're gross. They're stupid. It probably has salmonella. Do anyone want to get sick tomorrow and have a cheater weaner? Have a weaner. So funny.

And the guests don't even notice. They're like, sure. We'll have one. sounds great. Oh my god, these are delicious. Someone says, what kind are they? She goes, oh my God, this is flaming hot Cheetos with poison and weener sauce. Probably buggers on it, too.

It's disgusting. And the guest is like, looks yummy. She goes, it's not. She's like, sorry. Yeah, I never knew that this would be my job. Gross. It's just not that good guys. Don't try it. And TJ's watching like, ew, oh my God. I can't be sure to do that to my hot dog.

Yeah. So Maddie's like, Here, you want a hot dog? It's not very good. Just sabotaging it. And they make me his cardboard cut out talk. It's like, Maddie, this is not the new information. Please, like the memory. You know, she's like, it is to me.

I found out last night. But I'm saying she did this last night on purpose. It's stop being mad at the boys. And then she just takes me as cardboard cut out and kicks it to the ground. Yeah, that showed me. And we just hear someone go, well, guess our beta blockers not working. Are you guys going to have a weaner? Come on, guys.

Eat the last of this shit dogs that I'm carrying around. You know what? Call out of work if you have such a problem working the event. I mean, have diarrhea or something. Like, fucking cries. I will after I eat one of these weeners. Maddie's trying to make this day about herself, but Maddie's not ruining my event. She's only making herself look bad.

Everyone knows the weaners suck. Sorry, Ben Gillette. I thought you were done. Don't make me call the cops. Remember when Michael said that to you, Molly? Wasn't that so funny? So then Grace is now reading Julia and Brad's card. She's like, okay, you know what this card is?

This is the sex card. Look, there's a picture of Oshina on it being naked in Tulum. Isn't that amazing? Now, as someone who used to read these in high school, I do not remember there being a sex card. But I love this. She's like, why is the sex card? Yeah, look at it.

So good. So Brad's like, well, what does that mean? She goes, it meant y'all fucking. Sorry, I'm new with this. So now love is like. Grace Lily reading cards is absolutely the best thing that's happened to Grace Lily. She's winged.

She's so funny. My God, this one is a drive-through. You're going to go through a drive-through letter. You better tell me to do it. You lost your spoon, by the way. It's going to fall off the table at the restaurant. that. So just get ready for that moment. I sense in confusion.

What is a spork? I agree with you. It's a spoon or fork. Nobody knows. Oh, don't. Guess what? There's a sport card. Everything's solved. So Love is like... So Lepa congratulates T.J. on one year. And he's like, well, thank you. You know, it's crazy. It's been one year.

Please buy merch so I'm not broke. Next year, we're going to be a brick and mortar. Brick and mortar. Brick and mortar. Oh, it's catching all my wildfire. Started here first. Started here. Wow, brick and mortar, hot dog, brick and mortar. Somali's like, oh my God.

And so, T.J. is like, guys, there's going to be an after party. You want to come to the after party? Come to the after party. Come to the after party. It's going to be fun. There'll be a t-shirt contest. Ha-ha.

kidding. And so everyone's like, yeah, I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. Yeah, yeah. So Joe's like, hey, Maddie, I think we should go to the after party. She's like, no, Joe, I'm not going. Why would I want to go to this after party? Okay.

I'm already barely surviving being near those weeners. He's like, because all of our friends are going. Like, listen to me, let's get closure. Give them an opportunity to apologize and make am. No, Joe, if they want to talk to me, here I am. They can talk to me now. Hey, hi, hi, listen. No, I'm here.

I'm not going to beg for an apology or beg for accountability. That stupid Joe. So, Emmy got a cute hot dog drawing of her and Maddie. She's like, I mean, our hot dog thing's ready. So that's cool. Joe's like, see it? It's not a total loss. We just got free art.

I love that they are so mad at TJ and they're so mad this event, stupid cheater hot dog, the stupid, but we can get a hot dog caricature. So that's pretty cool. Let's get our hot dog. Let's get our hot dog. They're still not above getting a free service.

Yeah. So TJ's like, I know you didn't want to work, but I appreciate you coming. So Maddie's like, I mean, we're happy to support you. But like there's like a lot of times

where like we were around each other and like there was so much opportunity to tell me about things that you like conspired with Brad and Mia about. And he's like, and Brad's like, what? And she goes,

how am I involved? Just the knowledge of knowing. She goes, I'm like in the group chat, like the knowledge of not of knowing and not saying. Okay, you're mad, but Joe was also in that group chat. I think that everyone's forgetting this. Yeah. So Matt is like, okay, so like I wasn't friends with Emmy. Remember, she was the fucking bitch last year.

I wasn't friends with her. And then TJ, we were friends and we hung out. And same with you, Brad. We were all friends. I'm just confused why it's coming up again because I thought that we diminished that, which is not maybe the right use of diminish, but I'm going to use it anyway. I'm a hot dog seller. And Joe's like, well, because we haven't talked.

And she's gone through fucking hell this year, you guys. Like, it's been terrible. It's been terrible. Like, she actually woke up this morning thinking she was supposed to be sleeping on the side of the charger. Literally everything's upside down. Yeah. And like, my phone has been like at 33%. And it's like stressing me the fuck out because of what Joe did last night.

But like, when did we talk to diminish anything? We never talked about that. Okay. after the reunion we were all out okay and brad's like wait a second hey everyone i heard my name yeah well brad she's bringing up what happened last year oh really i didn't even know you were upset with me like this is new to me so she's like okay you were accountable that was great but like then you're like really combative to towards joe at boys night and like you asked him about having a pumpet like are you serious he's a man if you want to wear a puppet that's up to him and brad's like he wants me to give you another apology

what the f f fash yeah but you both had apology you have both had opportunities to tell me and you need to wait until there's a bunch of dicks and buns to tell me i mean that's just not cool and this would be different if you came to me and you came to me but instead emmy came to me and brad's like oh my god stop yelling why are you yelling and now julia brad's boyfriend comes up she goes what is the issue because um when after uh the uh the reunion like literally you like walked up to brad and mattie's like Oh my God, could you date someone who could learn their lines? What the fuck? Are you kidding? This girl wasn't even born yet when I was dating Trevor. Like, she wasn't even born.

Like, I think she had her first period when I was dating Trevor. It's rare they see Bravo stars like making fun of someone for being too young. Normally goes the other way. Like, what are you old? So she's like, yeah, you walked up with Bradley and you said, let's squash the beef. That never happened. Yes, you did. You're lying.

You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're like.

That never happened. And Julie's like, but then how come when you saw us, then you were, you were going to act all friendly then? She was, bitch, I found out about this shit four hours before the reunion now. So, TJ's like, well, you still showed up. Yeah, bitch, so did you. Guys, guys, guys, this conversation's like getting a little heated. Brad's like, you're not making any sense. You backtrack everything you're saying.

Yeah, you do. You spin and deflect instead of being like, I fucked up. I did something wrong. Okay? You fucked up, Brad. You fucked up. So then baby, T.J. Like, oh, really?

Well, baby, I could ruin your fucking gear if I showed you the mean shit they said about you in the group chat. She said, do it then. Because we weren't even in a good place. But we were in a good place. What are you not understanding? Like, you guys were my friends, but they weren't my friends. Were we? I don't know if we were ever in a good place, babe.

You lie. You lie. You can go fuck yourself. You lie. And then Joe's like, like, like, hey, Maddie, Maddie. Come down. Maddie's like, coming at him. She's like, I'm going to kick your ass.

She was like, no, no, babe, no. Babe, I'll let you sleep with the charger tonight on the charger side. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Maddie, no, Maddie Reese, no. And that's that. And that was a good one. Oh, it was great. So wonderful.

Yeah, you know, a lot of times it's like, oh my God, why are you still fighting about last season stuff? But the last season stuff was really good. And it just dropped at the reunion. and so yeah love it and they're so good at just like holding off for five months they're like well we'll fight about it in five months it's fabulous well everyone thank you so much uh for being here we love you all and we will catch you on the next episode of watch what crappins bye bye watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors ain't

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