Watch What Crappens - #3249 RHOBH S15E12: Florence and the Meh-chine

Episode Date: March 6, 2026

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills heads to Florence for a fabulous trip where they… sit on two twin beds and talk about fitting in.  Oh, and Dorit is late.  Well, not late.  But almost late.  Which is on time. SHE’S SO ERRATIC!  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to Walswood Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandlaker, joining me. Ronnie Karam. How are you, Ronnie? What's new? Where? Nothing. What are you up to?

Not much. I didn't give you your normal adjectives. So I'm going to say, the joyous, the joyous and happy Ronnie Cam. I could have not have chosen too more generic adjectives. Just leave it than to struggle, you know? I'm like, guys, let me think about some really basic. Let me try to think of something nice to say about Ronnie. I was trying to come up with interesting adjectives, and then I wound up on the most basic.

We'll all be crushed under the weight. Don't worry about it. I'm here with this bitch, Ronnie. Okay? This bitch. It's a horrible human bitch, Ronnie. You can't stop binging on Girl Scout cookies because he bought 13 boxes or something. Oh, by the way, thank you to that Girl Scout.

I'm getting fatter. and every second of it. Thank you, thin mince. Also, I wanted to show people, I was talking on the Southern Charm recap about shopping at Temu and how they sent me the wrong shirt. So I had to actually show you the shirt.

I pulled it out of the trash can. And here it is. Wow. Slam and bush and pound in tush. Yeah, that is not your Chateau Marmont T-shirt that you claim to have ordered. But I did get the Chateau-Marmont T-shirt, too. So I'm hoping this one is not

you know i also bought a beautiful butterfly shirt and that one hasn't come so i'm hoping it's not this hasn't come instead of my beautiful butterfly shirt well it looks like a gay in texas wants a butterfly shirt let's toughen him up give him the slamming bush pound and t-shirt yeah so thanks temu thanks for the classy shirt um we are coming to the end of a very busy week we had such a crazy week thank god honestly for the crappies last week because it made this week feel like nothing And normally this would have been a hell week. We recorded so many episodes. This is a crossover week for Bravo when shows are ending.

Shows are launching and they always launch new shows on the heels of old shows. So we've really recapped a ton of shows. If you didn't go back and listen to, you know, Southern Hospitality and yada. If you didn't watch those shows, you should. But a big shout out to two of our special guests who appeared on the podcast this week. Just yesterday, we had a hilarious interview with none other than Candice Deli. Laird Bassett, who you know from Real House as a Potomac and also the traitors. And she just put it all out there. You know, I loved how she answered all our questions. And earlier in the

week, we had Rob Sasserino where we talked also traders and survivors. So a lot of really fun bonus content there. Also, as I mentioned, a week ago, it's already been a week, the crappy has happened. It was an exquisite night of adventure and tears and joy. And we had so many wonderful guests. Thank you again to everyone who showed up. There were so many amazing moments, priceless moments. We don't want you to miss them. If you didn't watch the show, if you couldn't see the show, couldn't be there. There is a replay. It is still available. Go to our website, watchwrappins.com. You can buy tickets to the replay. It's at crappies.kiswit.com if you want to go directly there. So that's only going to be up for one more week and then it's gone forever. So go check out

this crappies is the biggest and craziest of all time. And then finally, you know, That's patreon.com slash watch for crapans. That's where you can watch the video. That's where you can get bonus episodes, although our bonus episodes this week are free for everyone. And by the way, a newsletter. There's a free newsletter that lives on Patreon, but you don't even have to be a Patreon member. You can just go over there and you can click on it and you can read it. And we have two this week. The normal one. And then Ron and I wrote about our experiences with the crappies leading up to it, all that fun stuff. So there's like a lot of sort of extra crap and stuff for you guys all to challenge. on this week and we hope you enjoy it. Yeah, fun times. Okay, let's move over to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Season 15, episode 12. I don't know. Andy keeps saying, wow, the second half of the season is full on all cylinders. It is crazy. Wow, he thought it was slow to start, but wow, and it's gone. No, it's still slow, but you know what?

It's still very funny. It's cracking us the whole time. It's great for us as recappers, I think, because we just make a little bit. fun of it. I don't know if you're not recapping it if it's great for the viewer because it is a little dull. The season showed signs of life in the middle, in the middle. And it's like, oh my God, now it's coming together.

They're all getting angry at Amanda. And now it's just sort of like, you know, it's like the fart has dissipated and we're back down to just you know, them lazing about. And yeah, I can tell you what. There's always more farts to come. That's true. There's never just one fart. Okay. So

we've, let's just keep it going. Let's have a farty party. That's what I say. But we open at Rachel's house and she's got a poster in the foyer and it's like, welcome home, Sky by Gucci. A Gucci poster. No, I'm dead. Yeah, Skyler has been in France for two weeks. So she's like, Sky, you just traveled around France for two weeks.

Did you know you were even in France? Did you think you're in Luxembourg? Because guess what? You're in France. I can't believe you just did that Sky. That's like amazing. He's like, I got you a gift. She's like, oh my God.

I hope every woman in your life gets you an orange box. Oh my God. Yeah, this is, I'm dead. I am dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. And it's a uni bangle from Hermes for $400. And he's like, wow, it goes nice with your outfit.

She's like, oh my God. Okay, you know what? I take it back. Do not buy a random girl or Hermes. Brice slut. They don't deserve that. They don't deserve you, Sky. No one deserves your sky.

When I got gifts from my parents for like Mother's and Father's Day, it was like a cherry pitter. I would just go to the hardware store and find some like chotch. There's always like a bin of like weird little choshkies. That's what I would not buy my parents, Hermes bracelets. That's nothing to brag about Ben. Although I have to say if I gave my mother an Arme's bracelet, she would open it and immediately bite into it to see if it was made of chocolate or something. She would not believe it. She would like, what is that?

Did you rob somebody? Bonnie. So Rachel's like, I love this. Oh my God, I love that you went to Hermes. By the way, I just think it's funny that like there's a 14-year-old kid somewhere in Paris who's like, guys, gotta stop what I'm doing, gotta go to Armes and buy myself, buy my mom a first place. It's very nice.

I'm sure with his friends, it's not crazy. They're probably, yeah. Okay, kids, we're stopping at the Armes store to buy your mom something, okay? Everyone's allowed to buy one thing, okay? One thing from Aramess. Can I get this bag? Sure. The rest of us were at camp like carving figurines out of soap blocks.

Making a figure out of seashells with eyeballs on it. I'm not saying that I did that, but I definitely did make one of those. You know what I'm talking about? Yes, I do. Of course. I went to camp. I still have it. It's like still my childhood bedroom, a little seashell creature.

So Rachel's like, I love this. And he's like, yeah, it goes nice with your fit. Yeah. Wow. This is amazing. Don't, okay, by the way, don't buy any random girl on Armes bracelet only for your mom, okay? Wow, thanks. Dead.

Dead for this. So now we go to a med spa called the beauty sandwich. Fuck off. I didn't notice that. The beauty sandwich. You all don't eat sandwiches. I feel like it's like making fun of the rest of us. It's like, ha, ha, look at what rich people have.

Facial sandwiches. We don't do the regular kind. You lose this, you fat old looking. But it's also like not a name that I would gravitate to if I'm like, you want to go to a day spot? Let's go to the beauty sandwich. Like at least call it the beauty baguette. Call it like, but the beauty sandwich. The beauty lettuce wrap.

Let's make it realistic. So the guy Ivan is there and he's like, are you ready to get snatched? Because this is like shape up for your face. Like that's called a bank robbery outfit. Like what are you going to put candy hose on my face? I went on to their Instagram. They have one million followers. The beauty sandwich is apparently a known quantity.

On the pinned at the top of their profile, Emma Stone, Kim Kardashian, and who is this person? I don't know. It's, oh, Anna Adarmus. But like, it's famous, apparently. But I don't know. I'm sorry. I reject the beauty sandwich. I just think.

I reject it. You could be famous, but you could also have better branding. A lot of people have a million followers that I reject, you know? Yeah. That means nothing. Now, if you want to throw us some treatments, I'll be in there, baby. I'll come to work next time looking like a shaved turkey sandwich. I'm fine with that.

So it's like, oh, yeah, let's shape well for your face, okay? It's non-invasive. It's no needles, no lasers. Okay, then why am I paying you? Get out your needles, get out your lasers, and get to fucking work. What am I here for your prayers? What are you going to manifest me a better face? Get your tools out.

Shouldn't it be called an open face sandwich? Just saying. So get it. It's a face pun. So now we go to Sun's house and I guess she got a roly TV. It's like a TV that's on like a pole and has wheels. It made her look like she was in a hospital. She's like, okay, let me just bring this over here to my chair.

A little rolling car, rolling TV. I think are you doing a presentation? Yeah, well, that's what they're, they're for rich people who don't have a place to put a TV, you know, because I'll put it anywhere. Like, I don't care because I'm not rich. So I'm like, okay, it's a fireplace. Nail it into that.

But rich people are like, you can't have a TV. It's too tacky. So now they have these rolling things that they bring out. Sutton is definitely someone who shops on Facebook. You know, like she buys from the Facebook ads because that's where I've seen these the most. Yeah. To me, it definitely just.

reminded me of like being going to the doctor's office and they like you sit and you know whatever on that like bed kind of thing and then the the nurse attendant comes in and then like rolls a monitor over and takes your vitals but like for her she's watching like yellowstone or something instead yeah it's the new version of the the big huge TVs that they had on those rolling carts when we were in school you know oh yeah yeah roll them and this is like the new version of that and I love that said has one and she has that cute dog um do you June bug, Junebug Carter Cash or whatever. It's like, Junebug, you better not be up there eating cat poop.

And then Junebug comes down just, I mean, you could see the cat poop breath. Yeah. She's like burping. She's like, delicious cat poop. It's like, look at me. Here's Saturday watching a movie. I'm in the dogs, my 10 cats, cat sweater. It's fun.

We are watching Oliver and company, so that's nice. She's like, I just love when that, when Bet Midler sings as a poodle. So then we go to Doreet's house and Bose comes over and Doreet's like So she comes in Gives her some rosé

And she's like I am so happy Let me tell you The Hamptons this past weekend Like Dom Pernion Rose egg champagne All the entire time Now what did you do?

I drew a little smiley face In a notebook at Amanda's house So I guess we kind of had the same weekend I'm so proud. I'm so proud of you. All right, cheers to having so much to talk about, right? Do we have to keep talking about this? Because I've got a lot of gossip and I just want to leave. So let's get on with it. The huntins was the most fun I've had in a long chewing.

Rachel was impeakable host, and Carl and I were finally able to put our differences to the site. And then we see at Jade's Market, Kyle is meeting Amanda for coffee. Will she have the same story? Probably not. Amanda gets her half almond, half oatmeal. Is that ceremonial grade? Ceremonial grade coffee. She's like, I'm like not a morning person.

And like, I don't know if I've mentioned that. But I had to have a facial at 7 a.m. this morning. And I was like, um, I need to do that. It's like a 911 situation. Am I right? Because my skin looks terrible, right? This is when you say, no, You look great, Kyle. You actually look really great for your age.

Okay, Amanda, your turn to say that to me now. Okay, I'm waiting. Yeah, I get three facials a month, actually, like constant facials. Like, you get three facials a month? Hello. It's called Living in West Hollywood. What else is new? And Kyle's like, um, actually, I don't know anybody who actually gets three facials a month.

And I love that after this whole season, this is the first thing that Kyle has disagreed with that Amanda. This is Kyle's first clue that Amanda. full of shit. She's like three facials a month. Cut to Kyle furiously texting her assistant. Get two more facials on the books for me, please. As soon as possible. Thank you. Three more so I can beat her. Facials are on fleek.

So Amanda's like, yeah, but they're all very active facials. And I like the machines and stuff and you know, but like some of them have a downtime. So you have to like make sure you don't see anyone for five to seven days. But I I love a facial. And Kyle's like, um, okay.

So how was your event? Can you tell me about your event? So then I can like one up it with like how we went to, um, the Hamptons and a guy named Zander who's like actually really cool. He wears like a wide broom hat and like hats are kind of my thing. So we kind of bonded. Oh, oh. Um, you know what no one who is 20 years older than you wants to hear about your facials?

It's like, oh my God. Like I really have to keep young. You're 20 years younger than me. Wait, she's not 21 year. How old? She's 41 years old. How old is Kyle? like 50 something like 10 house 50 Amanda's 41 but she's more like a 23 in cult years

yeah she definitely seems younger for sure and um spiritually maybe she's getting too much buffed off of her spirit during the facials i don't know her maturity her maturity level but um yeah so they're talking about facials Kyle's is sick of it so now they move on to better conversation and she's like um Well, like, I got everyone journals and, like, I thought we'd do some basic, like, try it and true. Get clear on what you want journaling. You know, I thought it'd be easy. Like, normally people pay me trillions of dollars for that, but, like, it didn't go great. Oh, what do you mean?

Wait, did you guys? Was there, like, a DJ there? Were you, like, dancing all night in the DJ booth? Rachel did that. And then, like, I went home early because, like, I care about wellness. But, like, what was going on with you? Do you guys have, like, a thousand people at your, like, manifesting party? That's where we were with, like, thousands of people.

Tell me everything. She's like, um, Bose drew a picture. Like, how disrespectful. So then we see one week earlier, Amanda's manifestation dinner, Bose is just staring her down from across the table while sketching. I think that sketching counts as manifestation. Works. Draw what you want.

She was like, exit sign. I drew an exit sign. Yeah. Well, she said she'd never really journal before, so I don't know. Like, maybe she just wasn't into it. It's like, oh, so they showed up, but they didn't. show up for you. Is that what you're saying? Like, they showed up, but they weren't really there. Yeah, they didn't show the fuck up. Oh my God. Aren't I wild how I just said that? You know,

in the Hamptons? You're done, right? Okay, you know, in the Hamptons, we had like a lot of fun. So no one thought about anything? No, nothing. It was like great. Like, we didn't get into anything. We just, like, dropped it and had fun. And I told myself, if it turns into an argument, I'll just fly back home. Okay, Kyle. Yes, Kyle, you're going to leave the super cool Rachel Zoe party scene to fly back home if to read gets into an argument sure I really believe that Did you notice that Amanda was taking off her bottom shoe and then like kind of flip it up so that I did notice that See her red heels. She's like yeah, I'm really rich you guys

These are ceremonial grade red hills so They have to dangle off my I can't keep the whole shoe on my heel the heel the heel has to come up You can't heal unless you expose the heel so the heel is out but the toe is in guys and by the way I My husband did not pay for these. He's so poor. He can only afford one ceremonial grade coffee per six months. God, he makes so much, no money. So we go back to Bose and to read, and Bose is like, I don't know.

So I just jump into it, or do I have to hear more bullshit from your mouth? Okay, I talked to Carl when you were in the Hamptons, and I asked how you were doing, and she was like, hey, look, I'm worried about to read because she's going through all this stuff, and she's buying things, and perhaps it's because her moods are erratic a little bit. She's crazy. She's psychotic. She should lose her children. I don't understand what's happening with her.

Someone goes safe to children. That's what Kyle said. Derreet is nodding like she's in a nodding competition. She's like, she is like, I'm going to out Brownland, Bronlin, Bronlin, because she does not stop nodding for this whole scene. She's like, well, she said that a lot last year too. And then we see last year or Cobby, like,

you seem like a little bit more aggressive than usual. You're kind of like cuckoo for Cocoa Pop. Look at her. Oh my God. She's crazy. Guys. She'll be 51-50 her. Oh, my God.

So then Doreet's like, Kyle, the queen of concern trolling. Oh my God, you guys. I've really been worried about Doreet. That's a great way to put it. Yep,

100%. Concerns trolling. So both is like, well, she does seem a bit more concerned now. And we go back to Jades. And Kyle's like, yeah,

I mean, Doree's just kind of like all over the place. She got glam at 2 a.m. Before a 5 a.m. flight and then she forgot her passport and didn't have a real ID. I'm like, yes,

that does sound crazy. Like it's crazy. Glam at 2 a.m. That's wild. And you forgot your passport and you're real. That's crazy. But it's also kind of, I feel like just being like rich. I think at one point you just assumed someone is carrying those things for you.

Well, you've got to be on camera at five in the morning. You put on your, you get your glam done at 2 a.m. You know, you use people do it. And Kyle's also talking to the girl who just got a facial at 7 a.m. So it's not really that crazy. But what's crazier is that she's talking to a man. Amanda about it. Like Amanda and Dorit don't like each other. You're sitting here and you're spreading more Dorita's crazy shit around Kyle. You know, she's so transparent. And what's the point of having a real ID if it's still got your face from three years ago? You've had three faces since then. You're cheating on the real ID. Yeah. So Amanda's like, did you make your flight? She's like, yeah, we did. You know, Dorit has always been one to run a little behind. But an hour to an hour and a half late is

completely ridiculous. It's actually 100% on brand for her to be not remember watching Teddy sit there on Fairfax Avenue for an hour, fuming in her first season, waiting for Dorete. And this season, even this season has happened like five times. She's like, oh my God, Derreet is late. We should get her lobotomized. I'm not saying that I approve of Derepe being so late. I think it's actually really shitty. And I do think it's crazy that she forgot her passport and real ID. Like, that's wild. But I think that Kyle trying to use this as sign. of Doreet losing her mind and being manic is just a bit much. Yeah, she's taking things that you do normally,

and she's trying to use it as an excuse to get you imprisoned. Yeah, like Doreet's always been an idiot. She's like, Kyle's now saying, oh wait, she's now being an idiot, and it means that she has a severe, you know, mental health issue right now. It's like, no, this is just unfortunately the way Doreet has always been. Yeah, well, look, I'm saying, I'm not saying she's, Bha, cuckoo, cuckoo, I'm just saying she needs to be,

be well maybe not locked up but what's a better scattered so then we go to Dorit's house and Bose is like well one of the things she said is is she present in conversations is she late to things late I said I can see that I noticed that I mean who doesn't notice that she's always late well how dear she but I attribute that to the fact that you're talking to lawyers or the kids writing books designing clues maybe I'm a woman of the world a boss beach as they say A handkerchief isn't going to turn itself into a headband by itself. Those things take time.

Suppose it's like... What would my window do if it didn't have a reflection of someone pushing up against it and looking out with its mouth slightly open? As it's shown off its new, givonsie! Does Kyle know how long it takes for a fizz in a Coca-Cola to go down when you're pouring it in a glass very slowly? It's a long time. That reminds me,

I need a Coca-Cola! It's all a dream. Drink! Titching! There we go. Making little more for little jaggy Matt Gherley keeps hanging out with. Well, I'm with Doreet in person, and I don't see what Kyle is saying.

I see that she's overwhelmed, and perhaps that is causing her to behave in a certain way that other people don't agree with, but it doesn't mean that she's erratic, and it cuts her to Reed, and she's like, I do have an issue with, you know, air quotes, friends who are concerned,

yet they don't bring the concern to me. And we just spent four days together, Four days. 24-7. That's 24-7 hours. In a 24-7 days, 24-7 hours in a day in a week. Do you follow what I'm saying, Bose? I'm going to help you through it.

You spent a lot of time, and I get it. Even though you didn't actually spend an entire week with her, I'll let you say the 24-7 thing. I know where you're going with it. Also, who said that? You or her, because you haven't closed the air quote. Very confused. I'm sorry.

P.K. stole the other half of it. P.K. is eating the seven of the 24. I will say, now, you know I'm low to give Kyle any credit, but I will say, I can understand if, like, Kyle did not want to bring it to Dorets' attention at the Hamptons because they're just having a nice time. They want to have a fun time. And Kyle's just really, at that point,

Kyle's not thinking, oh, I've got a job to do. I'm on a TV show. She's just thinking, like, oh, my God, do you think Donna Karin remembers me from last line? She just wants to be in with the cool people right now. So I think she's like, look, I'll deal with us later. But then at the same time, like, and so I get that, but also then don't call a Bose and, like, talk shit about to read.

Like, you know, don't. I can't. I can't. I can't. Either be on vacation or don't be on vacation. Yeah, I'm not going to give Kyle credit. She is doing what Kyle does. She's going to use everybody else as the weapons against Doree.

That's it. She literally says it later in the episode. That's what she's doing. You gave us the most boring episode of all time in the Hamptons because you wouldn't do this shit to her face. And now you're going to get everybody else to try to do it. And they're not. So good for Bose for going straight to Doreet. And she's like, oh, and here I find myself this fucking chookin moron, token idiot.

Well, if it helps you, you're not the token. There's a lot of it. You're more the standard bearer. I actually believed that Coyle and I were in a good place. She's brilliant at that. But what she's doing behind my back is something very, very different. When Kyle changed drastically, stopped drinking, started working out obsessively, became a lesbian. She started to really emulate behavior of her new lesbian friends of hers.

She's suddenly getting tattoos all over the place. She's talking like sling blade and she has a straw in her mouth and not the kind you drink from. Something is going on with her husband because she's no longer on her Instagram. And I wasn't saying, oh my God, look at her. I'm really worried. Like, actually you kind of were, but that's okay. I still like, yeah, you actually did do that. that's okay well we'll give you this one you did do that and i think that that was valid to be like

why i mean you know at the time i was like come on give kyle a break you know but i can see as a friend where you're like whoa suddenly you're not you're a different person what's going on and i think at the time she was saying you're dating somebody and now you're becoming this person and it's fucking weird stopping a weirdo and ignoring me just because you're you know like a five-minute lesbian or whatever also i kind of got that yeah i apologize for uh talking over you, but also Kyle's behavior was a significant departure versus what Doreet's doing. Dorets is not

at all. Yeah, that's the point. Like, Dorets isn't different at all. Dorets always been an hour and a half late and scatterbrained. And shopping. And shopping too much with money that she doesn't have and never had. She took $30,000 in cash to a big lots. Okay. And now

this is the issue is that she bought like an extra sundress. When this is the same lady who got $30,000 of cash lifted out of her car at Big Lott's Hello. I think that's the erratic behavior. That was funny when she kept forgetting the store and the amount. She's like, well, you know, you know how you do, carrying $10,000 through your car to target?

$20,000 to your carted best boy. $97,000 from your cart at pet boys? How is that beverages and less? And they took it. I was being stalked, storked, they tell you. It's flow behind her, the Insurance Society. Wow, what a coincidence. Best Ryan and Pet Boys, both of us the same day.

So, Doreen's like, If she spent a little more time focusing inward on what needs to be done, then maybe she would show up as an actual friend that would make us turn that eighth corner. Not sure with the eighth quarter, meaning that they've... What structure is she in? We're trying to get through this hamster maze together.

I'm assuming that they just keep on trying to turn corners with each other. So many Coil knows what's on the line in my congenious De Wuss. She was the one who warned me about what I say and do had a fear that P.K. would rituli eat. And this is the best course of action now to give him something to use against me. She's right, of course. That's exactly what Kyle's doing. She is 100% right. And I loved how Derreet was like yelling in this confessional. Like you hear the echo around wherever she's being shot. She's like, and can you believe, bleep, bleep, what she's saying to me?

So then Bo's like, what? Fucking good, damn, damn, damn. I love that last week when she just started freaking up. I'm a professional. Well, if there's trust between you two, she wouldn't need me to come to you and say I'm worried about to read. Oh, do you really think she's worried? Yeah, I mean, she's worried. Really?

Do you really think she's worried? I do. I think she's worried. Okay, let me ask you this way. do you really think I think Well, okay, I can say it in many different accents And you're still going to agree with coil

How about an Italian accent Because guess what, new topic I've been thinking a lot about Hot Girl Summer And how annoying it is that we keep on having to say Hot Girl Summer On this show And I want to take another trip Italy is the place to be And to read, like, oh, Italy is like a home for me

You know, I spent almost a decade in Italy Parlo Italiani multi-beni, Parmesan cheese Meat a ball Linguini lasagna I should pack 19 suit casiz Eind

Ooh Pesto So Bérybos is like Polish off that Italian girl I don't know what you're saying I can't tell if you turned into a TV That's trying to get reception

Or if you're actually trying to speak Italian But whatever it is, keep that energy Klingk I love the sound of this crystal So now they go to Rachel's house and she's having a chat with her son in the kitchen, both of her sons, because they're both here now. And one of them lights a candle and Caius is like, Mom, he can light a candle. He's 14. You can trust him around a controlled flame.

She's like, oh my God, you can't. Like seriously be careful. Like everything on me is flammable. I'm in feathers. I'm in rayon, like everything, my hair. Like, please, just be careful with the flame. That match is like vintage Gucci. so treat it carefully.

So he's like, so, okay, guys, guys, can we have a serious talk for a second? Serious talk, serious talk. Did someone, is someone's like, no. Don't someone have a tumor? No. Does someone have a new album out? Zander does. Yeah, Zand has a new album out.

You got that right. No one died. No one has a tumor. So, okay, you guys were a camp and it came out. Like, I didn't know it was going to come out, but I'm like really famous. And I sent something out called a petition. And that's basically me saying, dad's stupid and I want a divorce. But I didn't want it to be public. And you know what? I wanted you

to hear it from me and not your camp counselors or anybody at camp. Do they say it over the loudspeaker at camp that I'm leaving your dad? No. What do you mean? Do they know who I am? Yeah. Why didn't they announce that? I'm calling the camps. This is crazy. You guys don't get TMZ at camp. My God, where am I sending you? Fucking Luddite camp. Point is, do you hate your father? They're on camera. Scholars like, yeah, That's crazy. It went viral. But I haven't seen it anywhere. So like so then did I go viral? That was such a burn. I like that Skyler comes back and he's like he gives little burns here and there and they're very subtle because you know he's a kid on TV. But for her to be like, oh my God, you guys, it went viral. It was everywhere. Did you hear about it? He's like, wow, crazy that it went viral and I didn't hear about it.

Good. I'm glad he didn't hear it. Camp. Like, yeah, I'm sure like the, the, I still, by the way, I don't even believe this went viral. We knew we, we, we, we, there definitely was an announcement when they broke up like that hit the news. But like, oh, they have now gone from being separated to filing for divorce. I don't seem to remember that being like massive gossip. But she's like, guys, guys, no questions, no comments. Yeah, we filed the paperwork guys. It's official guys.

So guys is like, I remember reading about it and in the comments people were like, didn't she divorce him like 10 years ago? Like, what the hell? She's been divorcing him forever. This has been, this lasted a long time. But it's like, guys, it went viral. So you're welcome, TikTok. Okay.

So guys, it's like, so you're not in love with him anymore? She's like, um, I'm not in love with him anymore. Um, it's like different because like, you know how like you have a spring look and then it becomes summer and you're like, you're just in a different season. It doesn't mean don't like your sweater anymore.

It just means you probably won't wear it for the time being. So that's what that means. Does that make sense? This is such a bizarre conversation to have with your kids on camera, right? I actually believe that they already had a private conversation. Because she actually seems very protective of them. And I believe she already broached this with them. And then she was like, guys, are you comfortable talking about this on camera?

And they're like, yeah, sure, we don't. Little don't care. Okay. Well, don't forget to call your dad's girlfriend to skank. Okay. But you're lying. Okay. So she tells us that she, you know, she thinks kids are better off with happy parents and miserable parents.

And she's like, it's important that we have an open forum as a family. Okay. What do we think of Rayon? You're right, thumbs down. Okay. You guys get a cookie. It's a pretend cookie. I don't believe in giving grilled cookies.

Okay. So now let's talk about like how does this feel last year? Does it feel better than before or like worse than before last year, like now that your dad's gone? Like, is the house better or worse? And they're like, it feels same, but different. Yeah, because the house is different. Like, it's better. Like, I'm hotter.

Am I hotter this summer than I was last summer? Just say it. Kias is like, yeah, I mean, he wasn't really here a lot before, but now there's, like, no trace of him. Like, that weird little haircut he's had for 20 years. Like, I barely even remember it. Peaceful. Yeah, he had a big energy, though, right?

I guess. So she says that Caius was mad at her for letting her be treated the way that she was. And she's like, that means I wasn't modeling what marriage and relationships should be like. And now I am because like single ladies should be in Fendi. And more importantly, how to talk to someone you love. So they know now when you love somebody, you put their carry on into the carry on compartment for them. Thank you. guys the forum needs a new topic should we address what happened on the way to camps since we haven't discussed that yet and let's make sure you are close to the camera when you say it like sure so caius is like um basically dad was there because he drove us there and he was like this is my friend and she was like hi and i just looked away and i was like oh that's the person guess did she look terrible was she dressed well probably not right i'm so sorry you guys had to see such bad fashion

Okay, you guys, I don't want to make you uncomfortable, so I'm just going to make this a 1 to 10 scale. Okay, one being Humpty Dumpty, 10 being Big Bird. How ugly was she? What sort of fast fashion was she wearing? I actually don't care that Rod just speaking to someone else, but after speaking to the kids, they don't want to know her, and they don't want to be around her. And they're at an age where they just have to listen to them, okay? and like we have to listen to them. If I was dating a guy

and the guy showed up in express men, I'd have to be like, I'm sorry, you can't be around my children. It's just not up to the level that they're used to. Okay, you guys are going to stay with your dad

because I'm going out of town, but like if she's there, you don't have to be there. Okay, and you have the right. You have the right to say it. Like, okay, sure, bro. She's like, oh my God, did you just call me bro?

Did you just call me, bro? You should never call your mother, bro. Unless your name is Xander. He's like actually so cool. He's like an amazing decision. He's great. So now Amanda's in her, she's in her mom car, her quote-a-com car.

She's driving with her wedding planner, Tyler. Oh, God. She's so annoying. She's like, oh, yeah, well, this is one of my cars. It's not like the nicest of my cars. So it's like my best mom cars because it has all the things. So, like, I have other cars, though. Like, I have so many cars.

But we're in this one day. But, like, there's more. Don't worry. Do you want to turn on the massage? setting? Yeah. Sorry. I know this car is so dumpy. Just only has the bare minimum. Okay. Um, so she's like, Eddie and I are getting married on 1010, 26. And we're basically taking over the towns in Saninez and Los Alivos. And I have bought out every hotel in the area and we have so much to do to get ready for our guests. So that basically means she's just going to drive around and be

annoying. She bought out every room in Saninez and Los Angeles. I'm sure. I'm sure. So, oh my God, how do we get 200 people to come have like a vineyard development with us? Do you invite it? Do you invite them to the fucking vineyard? She's so annoying. This lady is too much. She's ridiculous. And I love that she's telling this guy who throws luxury weddings in Beverly Hills for a living.

She's like, oh, my God, you want to massage? My seats have, he knows. He's been in these cars before. So they pull up to theoni collection. and it's lifestyle event rentals. So he's like, oh my God, if you can parallel park this thing, you can do anything. She's like, yeah, I make tens of millions of dollars, raise four children, parallel park like a boss. Don't underestimate me.

My husband may be poor, but I'm not. I'm just so sad that she keeps using boss as like an adjective. It's just so sad. She's like, yeah, I'm going to park like a boss winning. Also, I wish this place, the Thione collection. I really wish it was called the Teleone collection. And it was just like you come here. I was thinking that too.

Yeah, just rent items from her life. It's kind of like the Marlowe's vault, but it's like the Tealeone version. Just random stuff she rents out from her house. She's like, well, I've only got three goblets. David stole the other one. But, you know, still got him. You need three for your wedding. This is the sweater I wore when I had to hug the old guy from Succession who played my dad.

as that giant wave crashed down on us in Deep Impact. Taley, Leone was in Succession? No. No, Brian, what's his face? Oh, oh. You just sent me into a loop. I just remember his name.

What's his name? How did I not appreciate Tia Leone in succession? She should have been if they knew it was right for that show. She could have been in and be like, guys, I'm really sorry. There's been a problem. Like, that could have been her only role, just to say that there was a problem, and she would have nailed it.

So they come into this place, and Tyler, the guys, like, today I just really want to focus on things that light up your eyes. Let's light up your eyes. We're going to get a vibe check. She goes, oh, my God, let's vibe check out. Yeah, because your wedding's like a whole weekend that we're planning. I mean, there's, like, so many events. Like, how do we get people to take up a vineyard for a vineyard moment?

Am I right? I already said that. Yeah, but still. So you're scouting for the location. for the after party after the wedding on Saturday night and then the day after party and the rehearsal day on Friday. So four parties.

By the way, there's nothing to scout. There's like four venues up there. Everyone has their weddings in pretty much the same places and they all go to the same things. Everyone goes and parties at Maverick or whatever. They all go to this place and that. It's like it's great. But like stop acting like there's a big scout.

Like you just pull up the lists, throw a dart at it. And you'll have a great wedding. So Tyler's like, you want to look at chairs? And she's like, yeah, I love the idea of like a rustic chair. Like, would it be kind of like amazing? Whoa, why don't we do like a blue china and a rustic chair? Wouldn't that be just like so boss?

Yeah, I'm very decisive. So I'm rich. He's like, well, like if we have menus on the plate, they could be beautiful. And then they could like tell the guests what's coming. Yeah, that's what menus are, Tyler. You didn't just event menus. Think about it. Instead of surprising the guests with what they ordered, there could be like a piece of paper that's kind of like a roadmap of what the meal would be.

We call it a meh, new. I don't know. Just thinking out last. Something like that. It's like, yeah. I mean, hey guys, welcome to the perfect gluten-free, fabulous Russian-Christian Jewish wedding. Girl, just tell people. I hope people see this before they go to your wedding so they know to just bring food.

I know. Just because you're gluten-free doesn't mean you have to make it gluten-free for every single person. Yeah, really. get your own. For 200 people. I mean, there are plenty of very nice gluten-free options, but like, come on, like, give some,

like, you know, put a thorough crustini in there, okay? Yeah, I mean, listen, if I ever get married, just because I'm gay, I'm not going to force everybody to suck a dick just because they come to my wedding. Can me some bread. Yeah.

And a dick while we're at it. Yeah. So then Tyler's like, oh my God, remember when you said you were looking to spend like $300,000? And then, like, very quickly, we learned that you like very nice things. She's like, yeah, because I'm rich.

He's like, yeah. It's going to cost so much money. What's the wedding budget? That's what the producer asks. She goes, ha-ha. So I don't actually have a budget. I told them that there's an amount I probably wouldn't go over. And that was a lie.

Like, listen, there's nothing that he would say to not spend my money. Okay? So, like, I make that much in a month. What Eddie makes in a year? I'm sorry. Eddie makes in a month what I make in like a year. So there's just like things I'm happy to pay for. And no one can stop me from doing that because he's basically barely even a man with the $15 he makes mowing lawns around Los Angeles.

Am I right, guys? Yeah. What Eddie makes him like a whole year, I can make in like five minutes. It's so funny. I'm basically not even marrying a man. I'm just marrying a man on a stick who comes with children already. It's like crazy. He's like poor.

He's like really poor. I handed him some, I handed him with sponge and like every time I come home, I make him like jump in front of my car and try to like clean the windshield. And I say, no, no, no, I don't have any dollars. It's really romantic. I think aesthetically, Eddie trusts me. He said, this is whatever you want. And I'm also paying for it. So like there's that.

Because I remind everyone I'm paying for it all. So, but we both want each other to have what each other wants. So like, they're Christian things. There's Jewish things. there's gluten-free things. I mean, everything's gluten-free. I mean, we just want to have all those things together. I also want a section on the outside with a rope

where Eddie's poor family has to stand behind it and just kind of look through the window. Yeah. And I want people to journal before they step into the party, and if they only do a doodle, they're just not allowed in. And just because I'm really into charity, I would like a box where people bring canned goods, and that can be Eddie's groom cake. So Eddie says he wants to ride out on a horse

So I was like, great, get yourself a horse So we're gonna do a horror And then we're gonna step on the glass We're gonna do all the Jewish things But there's gonna be a worship song And a gospel choir Like full interfaith with a horse With the horse

You know what's crazy Even the horse makes more money than Eddie I found out It's like crazy It gets more per hour than Eddie does Nets Yeah he just wants to come through barn doors and lead everyone to the cocktail hour.

And Tyler is like, he's just like, on a horse? Okay. Yeah, on a horse. And I really want to fly in on a helicopter, but he doesn't love that idea. I mean, thank God he doesn't get to say, because he's poor. Jesus Christ, how is this man marrying her? Like, I don't care how much money you have. Is it worth it?

She's horrible. She's so horrible to this man. My God. He's like, he's so pathetic. Can't wait to marry him. Yeah. He is, Amanda is crazy. And she wants to fly in on a helicopter, but he doesn't want the helicopter because it's going to scare his horse.

How about you just both use your feet? How about we use like no other accessory to get you down the aisle? So Amanda's like, oh, and oh, by the way, I thought it was such a fun idea. Like, there's a helicopter. Wait, the helicopter's landing. Holy shit. The bride is on the helicopter. Holy shit.

The audience is like looking at me. Holy shit. I'm walking up the aisle. Holy shit. The audience is leaving. Holy shit, no one wants to be here. Isn't that like an amazing moment with a helicopter? We see a clip of Eddie going,

but the helicopter will scare my horse. She's like, oh my God, tell your horse to get a job. Yeah, I thought it was a fun idea, like a moment. Like, if there's a helicopter, oh my God. Tyler's like, oh my God, I love it. We're going to find the perfect spot for it. What are the odds that there will be no shade at this wedding? All the attention is be put into how to get the helicopter in,

how to get the horse in, and all the guests are going to be in blazing sun. It's going to be boiling hot. They're all going to be sweating and then the sun's going to go down and it's going to be freezing and there won't be a heat lamp. What are the odds that that's going to happen? Totally. What are the odds that her wedding dress says I'm with stupid with an arrow pointing? Mm-hmm. What are the odds that there's going to be a whole cocktail hour for 200 people and there'll be only one bar station and like one order of station and they're going to run out midway through because she's so focused on her helicopter. Totally. We've all been there. We've all been to those shitty weddings. We've all been to narcissist weddings. Yeah, where they really don't care about the guests.

Yeah. Yeah. So we go to a boutique where Erica and Kyle meet up. And Erica's like, hey, didn't you go to Italy with Lisa Van der Pump? And Kyle's like, oh my God, yeah, Moe just got a Ferrari because he's really rich too. We took the Ferrari and that was some fun, Lisa. You know, then life got complicated, let's say, Goodbye, Kyle!

I love that they threw in that clip out of nowhere. So then Kyle's like... Goodbye, Kyle. Have you talked to Doreet since we got back from the Hamptons or anybody? And Chris like, No, I have it. What's up with the read? Oh, well, I think she's very worried about her life.

Because I think because, like, listen, I was very worried about my life post separation. And I didn't even have the financial stuff to worry about because, I mean, let's face it, Mo and I kind of have the best separation in the history of separation. You're welcome. But like, I don't know, she's like a little cuckoo for cocoa puffs. When people are going through problems, like don't you ever think like, oh my God, God, how do poor people do it? Erica's like, oh, bitch.

Yeah, well, that stress is terrible. So, Kyle goes, of course I'm worried about Doreet, but she does not want to hear what I have to say when I never say it to her in the first place, even if it's good advice. And I'd rather talk to people that Doreet actually is listening to so maybe they can get through to her. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

So she's like, yeah, when we went shopping, I was getting worried for her because she was, like, saying she has to pay for half of everything. Well, what do you mean? Half of what? Well, it's like, it's unclear because they were like talking so much. Like, I couldn't even get a damn answer. Like, I don't even know.

Like, half of what? Half the mortgage, half the kids' schools, half the bills. What do you two acting like you don't know what half of shit mean? If you have to pay for your life, you need an answer for. Yeah. Yeah. So we see a flashback of Deere saying how P. P.K. pays for all that stuff.

And Erica's like, somebody who's still involved in this financial drama, Half a decade later. Cut a deal and move on and find something else to do. By the way, this piece, this cardigan is not made bullshit. I like that they walk in and there's all these sweaters that say, like literally say cute on them really big. Yeah. It's like printed on them. And then Eric and Kyle look at them and they both go, oh, cute.

The sweater's like, let me help these bimbos along. A little on the nose. Well, I want to know something's going on. with Doreet that she's not telling us because I was the same way. You know, Doreet's not drinking on antidepressants and looking like an ass, but I remember how angry and frustrated and upset I was when I was at my limit. So that's why I get it. Okay, let's not bring everybody to Tom's level, although we are talking about P.K.

So, man, I hope something was going on and we find out soon because I've been waiting since the first day Dorek came on this show for those two to go down for fraud. You know that it's bad with those two. Find them. Why can you find everybody else? Bravo police. Yeah, we still remember that lady who confronted them at the pool in Florida

over the Caribbean. So Kyle, Kyle and Erica are paying at the register and Kyle's like, do I have Mo pay for this? Oh my God, look at me buying something so expensive. I'm going to make Mo pay for it.

I'm like, man, the least you can do is just like, if as long as you're accusing of dereat of purchasing things erratically, at least try to purchase something like very cheaply. That way at least you're, your argument has can hold some water.

But when you're showing that you're just buying something expensive like everyone else and you're showing that this is actually the norm of what happens on the show with this group of people, you're really kind of undermining your own case here. But she's not poor. That's the point. I mean, it's like a man that can go shop, but Eddie can't have those shopping scenes, you know? Because he's poor. Don't know if you heard.

So now we go to the ladies packing for Italia. And, you know, it's like typical packing scenes. And Erica's like, hey, Lyle. Did you get your European permit to drive? Because you really can't drive, Lyle. I'm excited to go see beautiful Tuscany. Well, he'll be driving my ass around. Don't you think it's a vacation?

Oh, my God. I have to get my poochy. Okay? Like, I want all the caftans, but they have to be all Italian designers. Because, like, what else would you wear? Italy, but Italian designer. Armani, Gucci, Versace, Dolce. What don't I love that Italian designers. Okay, let me get at something that's like drapey and flowy. Oh my God, I love that. But you know what else I need? Something that's like drapey and

flowy. Oh my God, vintage Gucci. I love it. Wait a second. Wait a second. Assistant. We really need something that's like vintage and flowing. Oh my God. Oh my God. Pucci. Oh my God. I love it. Love it. Oh my God. You know what brand I want to try? Roger's new girlfriend's a whore. Oh, I'm sorry, I meant poochie. I meant poochie. God, I hope the kids didn't hear that. So, it's the departure day.

LAX luxury terminal. So Boz and Sutton get in the lounge first and have some caviar. And Sutton's like, okay, listen, so I thought that I would room with Amanda. You're welcome. I'm a good person now. Okay, Sutton 2.Pornow.

This Sutton Brown talking. Yes. I feel like Amanda is very neat. you know, I'm also a neat person, neat in terms of how we clean up after each other, not neat in terms of personalities. Okay. And I decided, you know, I need to give her a better chance to annoy me. I felt like I was only partially annoyed. I want to be fully annoyed.

And I want to give her a chance to be understood and heard and tell me more about herself and feel uncomfortable doing so. Basically, I just want her to say some crazy shit and then I can bring it to the group and then I'll be the hero this season. I'm on an ammunition run. Okay. And Bose is like, well, I'm worried for the tension in the group, because it could be something bigger. So, we're traveling in three groups. The first group is me, Kyle, Amanda Sutton, and Natalie. And then a few hours later is Erica, Doreet, Rachel, and the third group, Kathy, and Jennifer.

God knows if they'll ever get there. Good luck to them. But America, get ready. You're going to get a trip with Natalie. What everyone's been asking for. Natalie Fuller joining the cast trip for no reason. Poor Natalie. She seems so nice, but oh gosh, she's just not. There is no splash. There is no splash being made. Sometimes these friends of just don't pop. Now, I will say, I was thinking about it just now as we're talking.

Normally, you would expect Sutton to room with Jennifer. Do you think that like Sutton opting to go with Amanda is like a weird, like, it's like a weird sign of something going on? with their friendship because they have had some cracks this year. Yeah, probably. And I think Sutton's probably a little gel that Jennifer is like this huge star on the show, you know? Mm-hmm. So I'm going to be fun with somebody else. But Amanda. Oh, God.

Oh, God. The funnest of them all. Yeah. So Amanda and Kyle arrived. So the first group leaves. And now Erica and Rachel arrive. And Erica's like, God, the bag caught off is in 30 minutes and Dorita's yet to even leave her house, it seems. Oh my God, where's Dorit?

Doreet being late today is not an exercise in me being pissed off because it's literally like she cannot miss this plane. Like this plane is like not waiting for her. It's not private. It's going with or without her. Okay, like that's just how planes work. So Rachel's like, yeah, if she's not here, they're going to just throw her luggage on, you know?

And Erica's, I've got anxiety. So now we go to group three and it's Jennifer and Kathy. And Jennifer's like, I'm dying for a martini. Where's my passport? Oh, geez. Jesus. It's like traveling with Kathy is like herding kittens. There's all of these moving parts and bits and peasets and pillows and bags.

It's not the relaxing search that I was hoping for. Because Kathy is chaos. She really is. She's like, I can't find my tissues. So then, um, Guess what, guys, Derreet. She gets off. She arrives 55 minutes until departure.

So 55 minutes until departure. That's actually really good for her. That's like fine, you know. Yeah, that's good. That's really good. Especially first class. You don't have to be there 19 hours early for first class. I always think of the movie, Hello Again, where Shelley Long plays some sort of like, you know, orchestral,

orchestral person. She's in the orchestra and she shows up to rehearsal. And someone was like, I don't remember her character's name. They're like, oh my God, you were almost late. And she goes,

that's called being on time. And for some reason, I always remember that. Like, I was like, she is so right. Yeah. Oh, God, girl, we've been cussing you out. And she's like, why? I didn't miss the flight.

I've still got 18 hours. So then we go to Tilly and it's her on the, you know, taking footage on the phone. And she's narrating the layover in Switzerland. And it's just Kathy running around. Where's my bag? Do I have a face? Do I have a face right now?

They literally got fondue at their layover. I mean, I was like, wow. Maybe it's a long layover. Or maybe it's just what I guess, I guess they probably, I don't know, I've never been laid over in Switzerland. But I was like, well, well, we're in Switzerland. guess we'll have a pot of fondue right now for the next 10 minutes before we get our next flight. I don't know. That was so funny to me. I was also so jealous. Could you imagine being able to have fondue with Kathy Hilton and Jennifer Tilly in Switzerland? That's kind of like my dream scenario. My dream scenario is finding Kathy's phone on the plane because Kathy leaves her phone on the plane. That's the phone I want to find. Because you know there's no lock on it or anything. I feel like you could just open it right up and start looking through it.

Now we're in Tuscany. Both Sutton, Kyle, Natalie, and Amanda are driven to the villa. And it's Villa Bibiani. And so we get the like, dong, dong, dong, dong, don't, don't music. And the host, Devano comes out. He's like, are you ready to enjoy the Italian D'Ultte Vida? So they come, yeah, they walk around. It's like a very, like, Italian villa with all sorts of ornate art and, et cetera.

And they go through this tour and there's like, wine, seller in a theater and chandeliers and a chapel. And Bo's tells us, Villa Bibiani is owned by my friend George. He invited me to come here a dozen times and if I had known his villa looked like this, I would have come here a lot earlier, but who would have thought a guy named George

would have such a fancy villa? Wow, and I would have come here without all these broads. So, Stephano's like, oh my God, look at the room. Oh my God, look at the other room. He's got so much energy, this guy. Jesus, what's Italian water over there?

Really excited. So Kyle gets a queen bed room. And then so the son in Amanda's room is two twin beds. And Kyle, of course, starts laughing. And, you know, Sudden's like, if I had known when the producers had suggested that I room with Amanda, that I'd be stuck in a tween bed, I never would have said, yes, I thought I was helping the show. And this is what I get in return. Sun is so unhappy with this situation.

Yeah, because it's not even just. just that it's two twin beds. It's like a set of where none stay, you know? It's like you're looking at a bedroom and an abbey on Sound of Music. And the other rooms are like, wow, look at this. There's a waterfall in my room. Wow, look at this bed.

It spins in circles, turns upside down, and boom, you're in space. This is crazy. And then you get to the other room. And it's like, wow, here's a stone slab to sleep on. I know. Next to the Money Queen. So they, so suddenly.

Amanda sit on their beds and they're talking and son's like well this place is beautiful too bad we don't get to enjoy it because we're stuck here in nun prison but I wanted to talk to you okay because I'm guessing you might be a little surprise that I asked Bose for us to room

together and Amanda's like you know I have conflicting opinions about rooming with Sutton Sedona was rocky the manifestation lunch didn't go well so I guess we'll see my favorite part of this is Sutton walks in Amanda is like on the bed with her eyes closed and Sutton goes are you sleeping? She goes,

yeah, I'm really tired. So I'm just going to sleep. Okay, well, I want to talk to you about both. What did you? Did you not hear me say I'm going to take a nap, ma'am? So Sutton's like, I want to start some shit with you. So when I was at your house, okay, I was quite, I get strong. Okay. And I thought you were a bit wishy-washy with your opinion, Missy about treats of divorce. And that's why I was so forthcoming with you at your house. Okay. Well, I still think that Doreen and I had been able, if we'd just been able to step away, it could have been sorted out easily. Like, with context, it would have just wasn't like me being someone going around talking bad about her.

I just, you know, I just hope her and I can just, like, sort it out, you know. Well, well, I do too, because you're not stuck. I'm going to still talk because I'm earning money. And I do think to say to her, like, I didn't mean any harm. I would never want anything bad for her. No, yeah. And, no, I never intended to hurt her in any way, but I don't think I've ever said. And here's the thing.

It was an informed opinion. It's not a random opinion that I have no background in. When I was getting my master's in counseling and manifestation arts, my focus was in childhood development and play therapy with children and their parents. So I'm basically a licensed therapist that's been, like, considered the best therapist in America. Is time different in Italy? Because I think an hour has passed. You started talking. Go on.

Yeah. You know, many of the children that I blessed with my presence came from divorced home. Okay. Well, I can think a lot of the situations in which parents are talking badly about one another. It just hurts the family. You know, and I just don't know if she cares about my informed opinion. Okay. Well, I don't know.

I don't even know where I am anymore. I don't know what time it is. Is it still light outside? My eyes are rolling. to the back of my head. I just want to just reiterate that I have an informed opinion. Okay. Well, that's great. Okay. Well, I've also been new to this group and I know how it's felt to have been kind of picked apart a little bit. Of course, mine was by Lisa Rina. That's a real big dog. She'll get you. You want to be gotten? That's who's, that's who's going to get you.

Let me tell you something. Let the mask go. Let the mask go. Okay. When I started thinking about that I thought, you know, I just don't want Amanda to feel alone just because she is alone, right? Right? Because we all hate you. You know that right. Okay, because I can empathize. Now, that's an informed opinion right there because you are a dodo bird very important from all of us. I was just really trying to give you advice, which is, you know, Dorete can be hard to like. Well, like get your point across to her is what I mean. So what happened to me personally was I would hold back and then I would just blow up, you know, like lose my mind. Like lose it. Like I'm about to do right now. I mean, actually, you are a very good foil for Dereet. Now that I think about it. It's like putting stupid up against stupid and just watch a stupid go. You know what? You're going to be fine. Forget I said anything. I hope you don't mind. I'm going to take an app.

Now, let's see a montage of me blowing up at Doreet from an era that the fans call Fun Son, and then we just see his son be like, don't get a buckbook. Then, yeah, I just heard just yelling, et cetera. So, I mean, it was like, I think that if you wanted to get to know me and to resolve things, there would be space for me to speak. Well, I would personally, from my dealings, I would make sure you do. that because you know you might lose your brain like I did and honestly it'd be really fun to watch you and durie fight wait you mean if I don't tell her how I feel it's like yeah well yeah I mean I don't

feel like I'm holding back I mean I just haven't seen her in a while please don't tell me I'm holding back in my own room Amanda needs to find her voice and not the one you used from your when you were five okay let's use like a nice 40 year old woman's voice okay because that has a business that has a bit okay, own who you are because you need to be strong, upfront, and truthful to read. Otherwise, she's going to rip your head off, chop into little pieces and serve for everyone to enjoy. And we will be laughing. Yes. I love this sudden.

It's like, I'm going to make peace with Amanda and then just fucks it up the second. She walks in. It's very sudden. Well, good luck with that. That's the end of this episode. So, yeah, there you go. It's a quick little episode where they flew somewhere. So that's exciting.

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