Watch What Crappens - #3262 The 2026 GOLDEN CRAPPIES PART ONE

Episode Date: March 15, 2026

This is part 1Welcome to the 2026 Golden Crappies Live from the Fonda Theater in Hollywood. The fashion! The celebs! The ART. It’s our fourteenth year honoring and skewering the best and worst of Bravo, and we couldn’t be more excited for a night with friends, family, and you, sweet Geraldine. Enjoy the show! To listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Coming to you live from the glamorous Fonda Theater in Los Angeles, California. It's the 2026 Golden Crappy Awards, celebrating the best and worst in Bravo. Tonight, guests from stage, screen, television, only fans, and the largest net. work on the planet, the internet. Please welcome your hosts, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Carroll. And these down buds, I look fucking fabulous.

Craig is back on alcohol, but I look fucking fabulous. I'm not mad, I'm just fucking fabulous. The harder they fail, the harder we laugh and talk shit on Reddit. The louder they well, the more we obsess and lose all our heads. It seems to be fine. Then bad money sings and they go on ticked. Fucking fabulous. New Jersey is still on ice, but I look fucking fabulous.

Mander told Cal, take a hike, but I look fucking fabulous. I'm not mad, I'm just, I'm just fucking fabulous. Call me Lisa Bar, trying to dip my light though. Oh, how I'm born. You just have to sing, even when your benzos make you sing. Disgusting silence is safe But when they stop it

It's still on ice But I'm not told how Fucking fabulous I'm not mad I'm just fucking I'm just fucking I'm Ben There's Jake

You look fucking Thank you Oh thank you Thank you thank you I'll get that in a second Jake is our accompanist for this evening Extremely sexy talented man

Listen to his show Reality Gays But we also have the return of our favorite house band of all time. It's the crappers. Please welcome to the stage, Katie Cazola and Walter Afinoc. Walter and Kitty. Oh my God.

I die. I die. Literally bananas. Looking gorgeous. Oh, I guess we should hit record. I can't. One thing you might not know is that Walter is being or has just been inducted into the songwriting Hall of Fame.

It's like this. same ceremony. So fucking hot, Walter. Yeah. Just remember that you started at the crappy awards, Walter. I like this. I like we're sort of roaming around. Yes.

Free roaming podcast hosts. You guys, it's so hot. Please turn on the air conditioning. Yes. I quit doing cocaine so I could start being cooler indoors. You guys, we have a tremendous, tremendous show for you. Look, by the way, don't you love... Talk about looking fabulous.

Ronnie's Blazer We got this when we're doing our Amazon Live And this was We put up to a vote And this one did very much This looks amazing Ronnie You really do look fabulous Well thank you

You do as well, Ramola Blue Thank you All right so we love to start these out With a toast And we've got to get someone really special Every time we start the show off Because it's good luck Yeah I would even say

For this year we decided to get someone Who was maybe larger than life You know Ben said I like it like this and I said, bitch, I like it like that. Please welcome to the stage from the backstreet boys, Mr. AJ McClain. And also here to serve us some bubbly

are Chris and Jason from Vanderbop Rules. Chris and Jason will be escorting our guests on and off the stage all evening. Thank you guys for being here. We will see you all night. AJ, come on. Come take a seat at the auspicious desk of crappins. feel free to take a mic

Thank you So AJ I look fucking fabulous By the way You too I don't kidding So How does this place

compare to the sphere In many ways I like this better Because everyone is closer I can see your face I could see you sweating Really really bad right now

Yes turn the AC on Please Bad choice to wear leather tonight know what the fuck I was thinking. I'm in a polyester blazer. Thank you, Robbie. You make it look good.

Thank you. No, this is, look, thank you so much for having me. This is phenomenal. And, yeah, if you haven't been out to Vegas, come on out. We got shows back this summer. When are you guys starting up again? July?

We start up again, July 16th, and we're going all the way through the end of August. You have to come back. I will, 100% come there. They have them flying up on this thing, and it's all, you know, it's in the sphere, so it's like 3D. You want to throw up.

kind of when you're in there. No offense. No, it is a little intimidating. Yes. Has anyone You guys are just holding on for your life Oh, well, yeah. Brian's terrified to height, so he kind of has an oh shit handle. The rest of us are just strapped in. I was wondering what that handle was. Yeah, that's what that is. Yeah. So,

has anyone gone and seen them at the sphere? It was like, I did feel like in some ways it was kind of like a life-changing experience. I think there's like a part in the beginning where what I thought was the wall and the floor just went away and it was all just a projection.

And a rocket chip took off and my scene started to vibrate. And unfortunately, we don't have that for you guys tonight. But that really was. It's an amazing audio, visual experience. It really is. I mean, we had this whole plan about potentially doing an actual tour

and bringing back the Millennium Tour. But then this opportunity kind of fell in our lap and this is the most state-of-the-art venue to do the most futuristic. show and Millennium we thought was the most futuristic album, so it worked out. So, yeah. It's awesome. Have any Bravo Lebrides visited you?

Yeah, you know, Sheena from Vanderpump has come probably about 15 times now. So I don't know how many more time she can possibly come, but she's always welcome back. Always welcome back. The show doesn't change, y'all. So, I mean, you know, I'm starting to wonder what's really going on. I just love the Backstreet Boys. multiple times. Heather DeBrew also, I think,

went and saw you guys, right? Heather DeBro. Yep. It's an amazing show. You guys have to see it. So, shall we do our little opening toast? You've actually created... You have a toast. I actually wrote something down. So, yes. All right. All right.

Now, when Ben and Ronnie invited me, I thought Watch What Crapins was about bathroom habits. But I realize now, it's basically the boy band of reality TV. I mean, you saw the opening number, honestly. Just throw in some choreography, you guys are good, and just wear all white.

Same thing. Same thing. So I might be new to Bravo, which I'm not. But I know a great fan base when I see one, and I do. So tonight, let's raise a glass to all the Geraldines for the loyalty, the laughter, and the fabulous fucking chaos. And to Ben and Ronnie, thank you so much for letting me crash the part. Now let's kick off the crappies Bravo style with drama laughs and somebody yelling please

mention it all cheers cheers to the crappies cheers, cheers thank you for coming cheers everyone we need to get you guys which winks cheers cheers love you guys thank you so much enjoy the show AJ McLean everyone I thought I I thought this was my microphone. I die. Let's get better every year.

He's also the best singer there. I'm not even saying that because he's still here and he can kick my ass. We were like, who's singing and who's not singing? He's singing, and he's singing well. So good for you. All right. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.

So, next up is our first category of the evening. It's time. Bravo could not do anything without this category. The best supporting character. And here to present that award was a lead. She wasn't really a supporting character, but whatever. Her name is Crystal Kang Mincha. Hi everyone.

I wore my ugly leather skirt for all of you guys. Welcome Crystal. You guys are a good looking bunch. Thank you for having me. having me. It's my first time here. Oh, gosh. So how's it been? It's been amazing. I'm so happy to be here. This is insane. You know, we connected because I love

listening to you guys during Beverly Hills and you guys made me laugh and reminded me that was all fucking insane. So love it. Yeah, you used to DM us sometimes and I would say, please don't listen to this show. We're trashing you on this show. Don't listen to this show. I'm not going to be nicer tomorrow. No, you were, but I loved it. And you would write us back and be like, I know I'm not supposed to be listening, but... That's a good one on Kyle.

I was like, get her. I know. Go get her. No, she never said that. Yeah. How's life been after the real housewives? Do you feel like liberated now? I do.

That's why I'm smiling and I'm here. That's all you need. Get out of housewives. Yeah. Fuck those 14 friends, by the way, also, right? Yes. They're all fucking assholes. so we don't talk to them.

That's right. You guys are my friends. Yeah. The new friends. I wanted to talk about your podcast, humble brag. Yes. How are you liking that? Are you getting in trouble for talking shit about other people now?

Like, is that coming? Are people getting mad at you now? Let me tell you. I was a little bit worried, but I never get in trouble because I'm always telling the truth, so no one ever calls me out. Oh, they can't come for you for like slander or whatever. I'm sure they're like dying a little inside because I give it a lot of tea. but I'm always honest.

So if they did it, I'm going to say it. And is Cynthia honest to or does Cynthia just talk mad shit on people? What does she do? Cynthia calls me always, like she calls me every day to like literally trash everybody. But on the pod, she's a little bit nicer. See, that makes me so mad because Cynthia's like the nice one and to know that she is like shady AF behind the scenes. Like you have to like get that side out of her.

We need some shady Cynthia. Yeah, we need shady Cynthia. You should do what that girl did on Real Housewives of Potomac and just start recording people. Right. That's what you need to do. That's her new season. Yeah, just like Jazzy.

All right, so let's go over some of these best supporting characters. Okay. Go ahead and start reading. Brittany Bateman from Salt Lake. That's a mix. By the way.

That's a mix. Have you ever wanted to see her face really big behind you? Oh, wow. Where's the unicorn? Is that a ship a unicorn? You guys, this is the biggest, this is probably the biggest

will ever see Britney's face in our lives. You didn't make ones of those for us, did you? I don't want to look. I don't want to see my face that name. No, no, no. You don't worry. You're safe. You're safe.

Bronwyn's Sunday Cherry from Salt Lake. It's the first time a cherry has been nominated for something. Okay. My girl, Jennifer Tilly from Beverly Hills. You guys, she is as awesome as you can imagine. She's amazing. Kiki, Barth, Miami.

The best. Muzzie's eyebrows, also from Salt Lake. Emily Norma from below deck, med. So who does your vote go for? For me, it's my girl, Jennifer. Yeah, you gotta go with Jennifer. What about you, Ronnie? That's my girl.

Out of these, I think everybody is doing a great job. I think that Bronwyn's Sunday Cherry really caused the most shit. season. It was the messiest. I mean, it caused it a divorce. Yeah. So I'm going to give it to the cherry. Yeah, I'm going to also give it to Jennifer Tilly just because

I've been a fan for so many decades at this point. So Jennifer Tilly for me. When Jennifer Tilly ruins marriages, she will get my vote. All right, Crystal. You get to open it and reveal first award of the night. Jennifer.

I'd like to thank everybody for having me here. Andy Cohen, thank you for putting on a good show. Thank you so much. Thank you guys. Thank you. And you have to give this to Jennifer. Please deliver the crappy to Jennifer's behalf.

Thank you to Crystal. Kind of just grabbed Crystal's boob on the way out. That was not intentional. This is being streamed. Ew. Awkward. All right. Our next guest, you may see her as the host of Entertainment Tonight.

Please welcome our wonderful friend. Don't you hate when people do that? My dear friend. My dear friend. Nichelle Turner. Michelle Turner from Entertainment Tonight. Here she is. All applause.

Give it up for Nishar Turner, everyone. Come on. Is that that show with Mario Lopez? I love having you here I know y'all didn't invite me back for a few years I thought y'all were in New York oh that's right you're in New York well I'm back baby now you can't get rid of me Nichelle you are so in what people don't know is that we were both in New Orleans we were back in like October it was over Thanksgiving yeah it was something somewhere back in the

fall and so we met up and got a drink and then you were like hey I'll drive you to the restaurant and we got stuck in a parade we did for an hour hour to go like three quarters of a mile. So we really bonded in that New Orleans parade. And I will tell you this, Nichelle knows her Bravo. My favorite thing. I am a bravo-holic. I'll take any of you all on with my Bravo knowledge. Seriously, I love every single thing. I even watch that terrible like Real Housewives of D.C. before Potomac. Oh, we love that one. Oh, honey. I love that. All of in it. I love it. The Salahis and Kat. Jumping the fence of the White House to get into that party.

They're so good. That was a good one. That was back in the day where we didn't know what we had. You know, I used to do local news here in Los Angeles when I first came here at Fox 11, right? One of my first things that I did was go do stand-ups and live shots outside of the gates of Cotto to Casa, right when Real Housewives of Orange County was premiering. I was standing outside talking about this new show that was going to document the lives of these women in Orange County. and now, what, 18, 20 years later,

we're still talking about those broads. Right? Yeah. But yeah, that DC show, I remember when that was on, they were like, oh, guys, this DC show's only getting like 37 million viewers a week. We've got to cancel it.

Yeah, let's cancel that. Now we're like, five people watched, we won! Yes, brothers get me. Put it on Beacon. I think that Real House Eyes of DC is a great way to segue into our next topic. which is Most Cringe.

Oh, yeah. Cringe. All right, let's get to it. Here you go. Oh, boy. All right. So in the category of Most Cringe, we have Angels cast trip to Colorado

from Real House Eyes of Potomac. You're going to get to know her. You really are. You're going to get to know her, guys. You're going to get to know her, and you'll understand. She's great. We've got Carl and Lil from Summerhouse.

I'm sorry. Yikes. Oh, it's really into her. Oh, boy. Jesse Solomon's toe joins Emerald's threesome from Summerhouse. That was pretty bad. That wasn't even a hot toe. That's beyond cringe.

Lexie Wood and her family from Summerhouse. Just her family. Oh, this was cringe personified. Seth Marks on NextGen, NYC. Yeah. Oh, but yeah. Then Shep texts Siena about her pretty little freckled lips on Southern Charm. All right, so what would your winner be?

Well, because it's top of mind, my first mind would say Angels cast trip to Colorado because it was so bad and so cringe. But if I'm being honest, seeing Shep get his come up. and really be so cringy about this girl who paid him dust was so good. So I kind of'm leaning towards the pretty little freckled lips. And he read it out loud. He read it out loud. He read it out loud like it was cute.

They just showed a clip of that season recently. They're like, oh, remember when chef was being a good person? Yikes. And it was him being like, don't you want to watch me change into my vacation clothes? And she's like, I'm just a little boy. Well, I'm going to back you on that. I think Shep is like, like that was the shark tooth necklace and everything. That was one of the most cringy things that's ever happened on Bravo.

It's so good. It was deliciously cringy. Okay, I'll go with you guys on that. All right, Michelle. Okay, so we all say Shep. We all say Shep. But I'm not mad at Angel. And the winner is.

I just want Angel to win something, though, you know. Shep text Siena about her pretty little freckled lips from Southern Jarn. Well, congratulations, Chef. You did it again, buddy. Yes, indeed. We did it again. Nichelle, thank you so much for coming back. We appreciate you. Thank you.

All right. Oh, well, you know, we have a lot of awards that we give out, but, you know, like any major award show, we just can't fit them all in. So in a ceremony held earlier this evening, the following awards were given out. Most mood-enhancing amenity, Jody's AC. Outstanding culinary feat, Randy the Butler, for baking a phone. Most romantic item in CVS, Isle 3, Kierna's Picture Frame, from Real Housewives of Potomac. Best exterior that was never really entered. Jack's Rehab.

On the Valley. Best. Best. repurposing of a Chucky cheese. Jackson's Rehab on the Valley. Best code name for I'm going out to do Coke, honey. I'm going to Jackson's Rehab. Thank you.

Congratulations to the winners. Congratulations. Killing it. All right, everyone. Well, it's time to address the first nominee for Bravo. Best Bravo show of the year. Yeah. So let's watch a clip from that.

We're going to... Now, for the first nominee for Best Show of the Year, Summerhouse. Everyone, welcome for my Freedom Dinner. Except for Amanda, because she should have my babies right now. I'm already raising a baby, Kyle. Oh, we have a baby?

The baby is you, Kyle Fine, go ahead and start your stupid bikini business We all have dreams My dream is being a wash-up gooner in a midlife crisis Getting shit face on college campuses and hitting on 21-year-olds So you're saying you want to be a DJ, Kyle? I'm gonna be a DJ! Hello, and this is my freedom dinner

I know we just met but my name is Jesse I kind of love you. I kind of love you. I love of my mom and my sister. They're under the table. We're all in love with lip liner. I'm with a mom and sister. You, Jesse, your toe is in a threesome, though.

When are you going to forgive my toe? I have an announcement. I wanted to make it for my bed, but since we are having dinner, it's taken me three years to realize what America knew in five minutes. Craig Conover is a loser. Here, he...

West is the loser. He told the New York Times, not into me anymore. But I'm just a boy with broccoli hair and a barstool sports subscription. Freedom dinner. I want to toast Carl. Thank you for breaking up with me so I can achieve my

dreams of getting impregnated by a hot person who isn't trying to open a brick and mortar business. It's called a soft bar, Lindsay. It's called a 7-Eleven, Carl, and it already exists. OmG, you guys. Time for the gender reveal. I'm giving birth to a taco contract.

Summer House. Summer House. Wow, I felt like I was in the Hamptons. Guys, Pulitzer winning. Okay, you know what? This is also one of our favorite category. You know what? I think we love these categories because we make them. But this is also a really good one. You guys, also, can I say thank you to the air conditioning.

Thank you guys, seriously. And also, shout out. to James who's running the slideshow over here. Thanks James. James. The magical fingers of James. Okay, this next one is a category for the worst. No, no, no. That's the most promising professional journey. It's amazing. And here, to present it. Oh, I am the worst. For those of you who didn't know, I suck at this. We've been doing this 14 years I still don't know what the fuck is going on, okay? This is watch what crap and it's not the Oscars, okay?

It is written down on a paper. This is why we work together. Okay, let's please welcome to the stage. The gorgeous, the talented, entertainment talking head. Kelty! Night! She has hot tea for us. She comes out weaponizing her phone.

She just said, I have hot tea for you. She's like, I got some shit. Yeah. Everyone thinks it's about you, but it's actually about me. Oh, my God, Kelty. Okay, no, it's your show, but if you want the tea, I have it. I want the tea. I want the tea.

Tell us the tea about you. What happens? So, as you know, never a star, always a star's friend. I have been at many filming of Broadway, or Bravo shows. You know, like a friend, Kristen Dowdy has a party, and she's like, do you want to come? And then when you get there, you're like, oh, a sign and release, taking a headshot? I guess I'm here to film, but I never worry about what I say. No, no.

Because why? They don't mic me. If they don't put a mic on you, you're not important. That's right. But just this morning, on my way to the golden crappies, I received the text message of my life. Kelty, my name is Jean, and I'm a clearance producer for the real housewives of Beverly Hills. Oh, that's a good one.

We're putting together the Beverly Hills episode that features Rachel Zoe's birthday party at her house. that you attended and signed a release for. Our editors would like to include a very cute moment, very L.A., where our cast member, Doree Kemsley, like I didn't know she was a cast member. I'm like, who? Tells you that you look great, and you respond,

I just had a facelift. If you don't want to include the moment, if you're not okay with it, that's fine, but could you let us know? otherwise the scene is focused on her birthday party in the cast drama. You are not prominently featured. It's just a short vignette of people interacting. It's not essential, but if you're comfortable with it, let us know.

Yes. You did it. Do it. There's Rachel Zoh right there. I die. Congratulations. That is a dream. I agreed.

So you'll see me soon. Don't forget to... at Andy. That is so you. I love that. It's so mean. And let's face it, we've been at those parties with you

and they could have caught a lot worse coming out of your mouth. 100%. I'm always talking shit somewhere. That's like so exciting that you get to have a line on one of the real housewives. Like that's my dream.

IMDB added. Like what? Yes. Love it. Healthy. Oh, well, you have a book out also. You should tell everyone. I have a new book.

It's called the fuck them theory. It's available at f-thembook.com. Thank you. Yes, Kelsey. There we go, Kelty. All right, so your category is the most promising professional journey. Oh, these are so good. Okay, number one, club club, next gen, NYC.

Guys, it's a brutalist bowling alley. If you don't have the vision, I can't help you. Eyebrows and only fans, Vanderpump Rules. There they are, down there. Yes. There they are. Heather Dubrow goes into comedy

Orange County This is the most important slide of the night I just want you to know Kelly's Waffles Atlanta Yeah Yeah

Okay They didn't like those Waffles Guess that's not gonna win Wow That answer's like fuck Waffles Sir Wiener's Southern Hospitality Honestly I'm not mad And finally

soft bar summer house yeah what do you think Kelty what's your what do you think is the most promising professional journey listen I um

I want to say softbar because I just don't get it but I'm going to vote for Heather Dubrow because I'm scared that if I don't vote for her she'll get mad at me because it's all about brother if you ever don't vote for me

in the crappies it will cost you a lot she will do that to you. She will. She would cancel you. And honestly, she throws great parties and at her parties. She gives you a little gift, you know? And one time it was like a Chanel necklace. I was like, damn, okay.

I am desperate to get on to Heather DeBrow's invite list. I'm sorry. I just want to go to one of her parties. And I want to see her do her comedy. But, you know, we'll see how that turns out. Just keep putting it out there. Just put it out there every year. One of these years it'll happen, babe. Ronnie, who are you going to go for?

I am going to go, well, you know that I think the most promising business on here is the eyebrow twins on the Holy Graz. But you all know, I'm also saying that all the time on the show. It's not just because they're here. I mean, what a promising business. You know, you look at Carl and you're like, wow, you're serving sodas at a coffee shop. Like, who cares? Yeah. These men are serving ass, and they have the products. So I say... They're serving everything. Yeah. All right. Kelty. Oh, the most promising professional journey besides mine for one line on Housewives of Beverly Hills. That was an amazing text.

I just want to read it. Is, oh, wow. Wow. Wow. What's wrong with you? Softball. Well, I think that since Carl is not here to accept the award, I think that we should give it to our wonderful escorts of the night

to Chris and Jason. Kelty, thank you so much for joining us tonight. Next one, this was a huge category, and there were a ton of votes, and this one was extremely close. So it's a real nail biter. Real nail biter. This is the worst. Worst.

It's a lot of competition in 2020. The worst. Okay. The first nominee is war. War. Pretty bad. War's bad. Next up, we have

The Economy. And lastly, we have Jill Zarin, formerly of the Golden Life. What's your pick? They're all pretty bad. Yeah. Groceries are really expensive.

But Jill Zarin's Jill Zarin. You've got to go with Jill. And also, you know, war's like so over. talking about war literally since I was a baby and I'm tired of it. The economy, tired of it.

Jill's only had a couple of decades for me to hate her. So I say she's the freshest of the munch. Okay, okay. All right, the winner of the worst is, you want to do this one together? Yes. In a ceremony held earlier this evening,

the following awards were given out. The Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf Award for most intense relationship fight, Earl refusing to eat vegetables on Love Hotel. Ooh. Best possible cousins fucking each other on OnlyFans storyline are guys. It was overblown.

It was overblown. The best party only thrown to take digs at your ex-boyfriend, Alexia's narcissism party on Real House of Miami. Most divisive carb pancakes Love Island. And most realistic scene created to gang up and banish a castmate you don't like

the lie detector party at Real Housewives of Orange County. Thank you. Congratulations to all the winners. To find if you see him telling he said holler. He was scarred. Thank you so much. This next category

is one that we usually do because it's our favorite thing to do, which is make stupid voices and play these characters. But we got better guests, frankly, than us. So we're going to go ahead and pass the torch this year. Who are the better

guests, Ben? Please welcome on screen, our parents. But still I rise, Stacey Rush Real Housewives of Potomac. Gout, dick, sacker. Lisa Barlow, real housewives of Salt Lake City I do franchise, you do French fries

Angie Katzenavis, real housewives of Salt Lake City Okay, my best, my friend's very close friend Made out with Todd And he farted And it was a total mood killer You're supposed to say the name of the lady? God, would you pay attention? What he said?

He didn't say the name of the woman Jesus You're supposed to read that. Lisa Barlow, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I'm a lawyer and a storyteller. Greg Conover, Southern John. Mama, mamacita. Nick Vaston B.

B. Bestenbergie. Love Island, USA. How do you pronounce it? My show, not yours. It wasn't for the past 30 days. Zach Wicken, the Valley. Okay. She was cheating on Martina with a Haitian

mortician. That's when you told me everything. You were with a Haitian mortician? You used to take them to the motel, pay for the motel, bring champagne and had to give him a coffee machine as a gift.

You forgot about that little bit, bitch. Adriana did and work. a real housewives of Miami. That's it. So the winner of Best Quote. Yeah. Okay.

She was cheating on Martina with a Haitian mortician. That's when you told me everything. You were with a Haitian mortician. You used to take him to the motel. Paid for the motel. Bring the champagne and had to give him a coffee machine as a gift.

You forgot about that part. it. Bitch. Adriana Damora, Real House of Miami. That was a good one. I'm so happy for Adriana. I know she's at home right now

in her nightgown. Like, yes, finally. Finally. Oh, look. Oh, my God. Is that Amanda Francis? It's like we just manifested you here. I manifested this.

It's Amanda Francis. Oh, my God. I was manifesting a moment downstairs. It's a moment. Guys, don't call me a manifester in my own home. Okay, this is a real treat what's about to happen now. We've never had so many guests up all at once.

And I don't even know what to say. The category is best newbie. And please welcome a whole bunch of people from Vanderpump rules. All right, here's one for your end. So when you want to talk, this is a literal talking stick. So just... Crazy. Just share.

I'll give you mine to you. You guys, congratulations. Yes, congrats you guys. Shane, you started all. What's good? How's it going, everybody? I feel like first and foremost, we need to hear the Shane Davis laugh. You guys, congratulations.

Congratulations. Congratulations on your freshman season on Vanderpump Rules. Have you guys been enjoying the ride? Feel free to move the microphones down the line as neat. How about you, Natalie? Have you enjoyed your first ride? Oh my God. It's been incredible.

I'm so grateful. Thank you guys. No, it's been incredible. Thank you guys so much. I feel the love. Thank you. Can you do like three notes of passenger? What?

Can you do the part where you go like this? Who's going to haunt me for life? Good. All right. We'll do it. Like, we'll do it. We'll do it like we're actual entertainment reporters. So,

how about you? So, Chris, how has the only fans been going with your cousin? It's been pretty good, y'all. I hope you subscribed. I appreciate the love, though. Thank you so much. Next, Ariana Grande, right here, by the way.

Just you wait. Make sure you subscribe to their only fans. By the way, I think it's free, right? It's free. Oh, I already subscribed. So what are you waiting for? It costs you nothing. It's free to walk in the door, but then if you pointed anything, it's like, that'll be $50. I'm like, excuse me, sir.

Jason, what do you got to say? Thank you guys. Thank you for subscribing. Thanks for being here. Honestly. You guys are cool as hell. This is awesome. Yeah, but do.

Venus, say something. They want to hear you, man. Actually good. Anyways, thank you guys for supporting our season. We'll never be the OGs, but I feel like. we're in a lane of our own and we're killing it. At least I am. Thank you guys so much for supporting us.

It's so awesome that you guys are out here. Thanks for giving us a chance. All we're doing is just living our lives right now. Just going along with the flow. My man, Shane Davis, is going to win that award tonight. Best Newby. Thank you guys so much. We really appreciate you guys.

Kim, are you and Marcus together at the moment? We are, yes. I'm just over here for safety, because he has a strength over there. Oh, here we go. Hey guys, look, look what I got Casey. Well, she got Marcus, got Kimberly a bracelet. Okay, let's do, let's do the nominees,

and we'll just pass these down. I think that's actually just enough. All right, for best newbie, we just read from the top. All right, for best newbie, we have all the next Gen NYC kids. Angela Oakley, Real Housewives of Atlanta Michael Spina Southern Hospitality

Did I butcher that? Michael Spania, sorry. I'm just a boy. Rachel Zoh, Real Housewives of Beverly Hill. Shane Davis, a Vanderpump rules. And then we got Whitney. All right, who wants to... I'll open it and then we'll all read it at the same time, all right?

It's very exciting. I'm sorry, Shane. But since she wasn't here to accept it, will you take the crappy on? Yes, Shane, take that crappy. That's for you, Shane. You know we love you, baby. Yeah. Yeah, buddy.

Yeah, buddy. The Costa Vanderpump Rules, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for the movies for Vanderpupuels. Love you guys. Thank you, everyone. Thank you guys so much for coming out. Thank you, guys. Thank you.

That was a good for. Thank you. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you're staying. Wow. That was amazing. I remember when Vanderpump Rules first came out like 12 years ago, how much we hated that show. Do you remember? Oh, yeah. I was like, fuck this show. They're killing the network.

What are they trying to do to my housewives shows? I refuse. I refuse. Like six months later. I was like, oh my God, I love this show. And then when they recast it, I was like, fuck them. What are they doing to my show? Six months later. but now we're just older and I like want to take care of all of them

I mean I wouldn't be a very good parent because I'm like why aren't you wearing your only fans QR code you should wear it okay so it is now time to go onto a very important category this is the category of most slanderous

and here to present is the next evolution from Van derpumper rule from the Valley. Zach and Jasmine. She said don't be weird before we come up here and you know. Yeah.

So Zach, we met you, obviously, love you. This is our first time meeting you, you, madam. I know, so great to meet you. Should we start with you doing the Jasmine voice? Oh, yes.

Do it for me, please. I don't have a Jasmine voice. I don't even know what you're talking about. I love the Britney voice though. That one's my favorite. What do you want from me right now? I'm not going to argue with you about this 10 times.

Can I just say we just filmed the after show and that's exactly what she did. Shut up! So how the second season go? Are you done shooting? The third season. Third season. We're doing like interviews.

Was the second season not bad that he forgot? Second season was tremendous. It all blends after a certain time. It really does. It's like a what? It's happening in life. It's just one season closer to death when you're me. All right.

But season three. Okay, so how is season three going? Your first jacksless season? I think it was great. Actually, I think this is the best one. I love this season so much. I'm like so happy about it. Okay, so is there somebody or like

maybe two people that you want to see more of in season three? Jasmine and Zach. It's so good. I think it's so good. Yeah, that show was kind of ass. Loki. Only because we know what's going on

so I think I'm just watching it from a lens like, what? That's what you've given them? I was actually, I noticed that, Zach. I felt like you were brutally underrepresented in the trailer. Both of you were, especially since Zach had a tremendous moment last season. The fuck you, where he stood up to Jacks Taylor.

Whatever, fine. I'll take that. No justice. There was some Zachy ratio happening in the trailer. Well, we're so glad that you were both here, and we know you almost weren't going to be able to make it here, so we're so glad you were able to get here. You know, you had a party at BravoCon,

like a dinner with you guys. And a friend of mine, I guess, went and left her gift bag in my room. And I just wanted to say, thank you so much for the edge cream. You're welcome. It was great. A lot of good stuff in there, right? The edge glue. That's an edge glue.

You get the wax. I got so many great black products. I love it. Support. I was like, oh my, yes. I was trying it all. All right. So is it time?

Before we announce the category, I do want to say I ordered a special suit for, this event. Really? I did. He did. And it came in the mail, okay? So, I wanted to start with this because it said fuck ice. Yes.

Yes. But the problem. Yes, Zach. Yes, I support that. The reason my suit currently does not reflect that is because it said fuck on the front and ice on the back, so I looked like an agent. You were a sinner on the front and an agent's on the back. I'm telling Timu you got to give me the $4.99 back.

So now we can go with the category. Sorry, I just need to make sure we said fuck ice at least once during this show. Thank you. Both words on the back next time. Okay. All right. Here we go. Most slanderous.

Yes. Okay, let's go. Former fatty photos reveal that Jen was a little heavier. Now, Jasmine, how do you feel about that? It was shady. It was, you know what? I'm not going to comment on it. I feel bad.

Because nobody wants... The millennials in this group. But it is giving... Can we just say this is like a loose camy? That's... You got... Loose camels remember camy. I feel bad.

Well, that's why it's slander. That's why it's so funny is that it's like, oh no, this picture makes her look a little bit heavier. Everything's off. Like, everything is fair game when you're on reality TV. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard.

want us talk about former fatty photos, get in line. I mean, this was nothing. I was like, how long have you been on that medication? Hand me some. I was like, it looks great. So I can't feel that. Yes. No, that's you. Oh, you want. Okay. All right. Ari-oh, oh, sorry, Adriana accuses Marisol of having dry, wrinkly knees. That was good. But it's kind sad because she did have surgery. Didn't she say she had surgery for it? She got surgery for it. Well, it was, she went to some kind of dog. She went to some kind of old knee. Like, I had surgery because you said I had wrinkly nates. Yeah, I don't know if it was surgery or me fillers.

I don't know if you can get that, but I saw her Instagram. She was like, oh, yeah, well, I'm going to get something done. This is Dr. Knees, the Dr. Knee guy. We're going to do that. She did it live on Instagram, so I don't know. Well, I mean, I did do aerosculpt with both Brittany and Kristen, and they told us about Jenny McCarthy getting fat injected into her hands. Oh, gosh.

So you can get fat basically injected anywhere on your body. Anyway, you immediately pointed down at your wiener, and you can get it injected there as well. That is a possibility. Trust me, I asked. They can't. They can't. I thought they were doing that. I thought they were doing that.

Oh, no. You're next two. Okay. Okay. We decided who we wanted to talk about. Garzell. Is it Garcel? What is it?

Garcel. You know how I feel about her. But anyway. Garcelel accuses angel of being a catfish. Giselle, Giselle. Giselle. Giselle? Is it Giselle?

Giselle. Gisel. Gisel. Gisel. Gisel. It's everybody's name wrong? No. This is not.

That would have been amazing that if Garcel did show that's a whole other story. I literally told her to practice. You were with me when she was so mean at BravoCon. I told her to practice. Giselle was mean at BravoCon. Yes. What did she do? You were with me and the candy.

Yeah, she was so rude to us. She was not cute. What did she say? We were like, hey girl, it's nice to meet you. Oh my God. Can we take a picture? Like, you know, we were a fan. She looked us up and down and said, oh, okay.

And she was like walking like this stiff to take the photo. I was like, damn. Damn. You remember that. We were pissed. Not cute. It was just like weird. Because I liked her.

She's cute. She's cute. Okay. Giselle accuses Angel of being a catfish. So I wanted to do both of Lisa Barlow's. Okay, do it. Love Lisa. Because I met her at BravoConn and she loved me.

So I was like, you know what? I'm going to give you some love too. So Lisa Barlow accuses Bronwyn of sucking gout affect, afflicted dick. Gout dick. Nobody left you out dick, bitch! That's how I would have said it. I love Lisa.

I'm not going to lie. Lisa is one of those people where I feel like she's very misunderstood because she is just... So random. No. Do I need to watch it more? I loved her at BravoCon. She was so easy.

I need to stop speaking. Unless you're Ben or Blake, you just don't understand Lisa Barlow. I think she was great. I don't know. She was nice to be at BravoCon, so I was like, let me do her category. Um, okay, but Gautick is hilarious. Yes, it is.

Don't be afraid of booze. She better win for this. Yeah, okay. What's next? Lisa Barlow claims Todd Farts while making out with a friend. That's slanderous. That's a good one.

People boo Lisa Barlow, but like where else are you going to get that? Exactly. Yeah. That is classic. It's not coming from Kyle Richards. I love it. Okay. Cut astray, huh?

Sorry, we went far too long. Yeah, sorry. No, it's okay. We love you guys. You guys are amazing. Okay. Do we go? We're going to find out the winner of most slanderous.

Here we go. Okay. The winner is. Just say the name. Ready? Lisa Bartz while he's making out with a friend. Congratulations to Lisa Barlow for being very slanderous. Jasmine and Zach from the night.

Thank you, Zach and Jasmine. So since she's not here. I've nominated the third most. Can I just have one just in case I don't win? By the way, Zach has the third most number of nominations tonight. Very impressive. Thank you to Zach and Jasmine. We love you both.

Get off the mic and stop for these two. Go to an AA meeting immediately, unlike Jacks. Thank you. Zach and Jasmine. We love you guys. Well. Okay. Okay.

So we have another clip from one of our nominees for Best Show of the Evening. So I'll gather round for NextGen NYC. This season on NextGen, NYC. My name is Ariana Bierman. I got sick of homelessness, the smell of bee, and getting robbed. So I left my mom and came to New York City. Welcome to New York. It's a city with personality. Let's go to a party so you can meet my friends. This is Ava. Oh my God, you're in a fashion. I would never know it from looking at you.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I'm putting hearts on jogging pants. Guys, this is Charlie. He's into crypto. And skateboarding and presenting my dad. And justice for Bluetooth. speaker robbery. I'll bang you if you want. Gross. My boyfriend's a fried chicken billionaire. Did I mention I've got Bluetooth speakers? Guys, this is Georgia. She doesn't wash

her hands. Jorms are a conspiracy. I'm a party planner. You ever heard of a bowling alley called Club Club? Well, you will. Shake on it. Ew, no. Oh no. I lost my phone. Thank God. I have three in my bag. Tell him my name. Tell him my name. This is Gia. Say it louder.

This is Gia. Now, okay. Now say New Jersey is the Garden State. Hey, stop bossing him around. That one is too long. I can't repeat it. And I'm chef. Brooks's dad. I just wanted you kids to know, does anybody here talk about pansexualism? I'm open for it.

I'm really exploring myself lately. Duh. Come on, I just want to be close to you like your mom is close to you. No, you're not iconic. Finally, I'm an independent woman in New York City. Start a new chapter. Be a famous fashion designer like whoever makes old navy clothes. Ding dong, Ariana, your mom is here.

Hi, honey, it's your mom a Kim. Need your couch for a while. By the way, I peed in your hallway. I got a huge stour from a chick-fil-a-sweet-te on the air. pork. Damn it. Next gen New York City, everyone. Next gen New York City. We wish you the best of luck. Next gen. NYC. Tight race. Next gen New York City actually got a very large number of votes. And by the way, thank you. We had, I think, about 20,000 people who voted this year. So thank you to everyone who voted.

And now a new category. We're very excited about this one. And we can think of all, there's no one better to present it for the inaugural Mother of the Year Award. Please welcome the host of Sexy Unique Podcast, Lauren Gary. Hello. Hello. Do you have a mic?

I'll share with Ben. Oh, yeah. Hi. Hi, everyone. Hi, Los Angeles. Oh, my God. How exciting to have, like, A million Vanderpump Rules people here tonight, and you guys also.

The most thrilling night of my life so far this year was rolling up and seeing the entire cast of Vanderpump Rules in front of me. Seeing Shane in his baggy jeans, IRL. Trembling. All of them, IRL, are so hot. They are. They're really hot. They're really hot. Yeah.

Actually, I find that in general, Bravo Lebrides, no matter what the show, are somehow all super hot. Yeah. They're all... Beyond hot. Hot than you could ever imagine. My 12-step meeting is directly across the street from Sir. Oh. So...

Of course you go to the website. You're so, like, chic. I love that you go to that A-A. But two weeks ago, I was walking in to go to my meeting, and I saw Venus, just sitting on the curb outside of Sir just like luxuriating a magic hour. And I went... And he was like, hi. And I was like, that's why I'm going to a meeting.

Yeah. Well, everyone should listen to your podcast. If you're not listening to Sex, unique podcasts, also known as SUP, you're actually missing out on a lot. Well, you guys also cover way more than just Vanderpump Rules. You guys do all this amazing video content. So definitely in awe of you guys. And you guys go on tour and everything. You guys are always touring.

So congratulations on the growth of your show. Thank you. You guys are killing it. It feels good to come up in the trenches. I feel like we all started around the same time. We did. I know. When we were the renegade, the first people to be doing it.

Yeah, we met each other like over a decade ago. That's crazy. In sanity. It really is. When we see each other at parties, we're like, let's talk about these kids and the music they're choosing. If you know, you know. Yeah, exactly. We love having you as colleagues.

All right, so we want your opinions on these. Go ahead and start reading. This is Mother of the Year. Mother of the Year. Mother of the Year. Mama Joyce, retroactively, for being right. Real Housewives of Atlanta. Muzzy.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. And that sweatshirt, I'd like to point out. How did you feel about Muzzy? Hereditary. I mean, I love her because she's horror. Pure horror. A great mother. A great, amazing parent.

The quintessential mother. Yes. It's hard to really come in after L.D.'s season. She upped her. But she managed to do it. She managed to eclipse her. I was like, that's power. Yeah, absolutely.

Patricia, Southern Charm. Classic. Classic. A classic. It's a classic. Rachel Zoe for teaching her kid to moisturize at camp. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. You know, it's, you know, a mother's job is never done.

And Rachel Zoh proved that when she taught her son that you always have to moisturize. when you're at sleepaway camp. Yes. You could never start. You can never start too young. No. Let's get men moistrising really young, right?

Yeah, let's get them started. Okay. We're also growing up in better times. Like, when I was younger, my mom was like, here, here's some, like, olive oil. Put it all over your body. And then step out into the sun.

It's like when you look at, like, yearbook photos from, like, the 1950s, and everyone looks like they're 47. You're just like, I entered kindergarten. They were like, oh, my God, I have a walker and, like,

a little little bit. And the final nomad is, And the final nominee. Vida, the Valley, Persian style. I mean, classic. She's another classic, Vita. An institution. Yes.

She's really good, too. The red lip that has terrorized so many people. She's got a really strong lip combo happening. And I respect that. She's making that face right now. Wherever she is, she's making this face. It's so bold. Who are you?

Who are you? Okay, so who would you guys pick? I mean, it's very obvious. It's a no-brainer for us. It's Muzzy. I would agree. I would say Muzzie. I think this was a big year for Muzze.

I would say Muzzy. Very close. Honestly, Mama Joyce, you do. It's hard to not give it to her retroactively, but I think Muzzy. Muzzy just represents some, like, mothering in all its facets. Yes. The dark side, the darker side. And what's incredibly important and some of the,

something that we noticed throughout the season of Rollsick is that not only Muzzy, but Bronwyn and Bronwyn's daughter had the same Bob. Yes. They were a bit Lawrence Welk. Sisters. That was a generational Bob and like that only starts with a powerful mother. Yeah, it always does. It starts with one.

You know what they say you are in the womb. As a woman, you are, you were in the womb of like many grandmothers. but your bob was also in the womb of many great men. It's transmitted through generation. The bob starts in the womb, everyone. A generational bob. To the honors. And the winner of Mother of the Year,

Rachel Zoe. For teaching. Rachel Zoh. I'm shaken. That is an offset. She just won best newbie. That's not even fair. I rescind the award.

That's crazy. It's crazy. She's here. She's hanging. upside down from the ceiling. She comes in and does some aerial moves. Yeah. What if she does like a pink move and just trapezees?

I would love that. She could come out in a captain and do like a Shen Yun dance. Thank you so much for coming. Thank you for having us. Are you guys watching Traders? Did you watch Traders? It was so good. I was so excited because, you know, we haven't done a show really since that.

ended and I'm so excited to get here and talk about it and talk about who won. No spoilers. No spoilers. We will not spoil anything. You better watch your goddamn mouth. I'll murder you, then. I'll murder you. The flowers bloom.

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