Watch What Crappens - #3264 Married To Medicine S12E14: The Meh Gala

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

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Well, hello. Welcome to Watch What Crapins in person. Yeah. It's me, Ronnie. That's Ben. Hi. Hi. We're in Texas for South by Southwest.

So Ben's at my house. What do you think? Oh, my God. I love your house. Your house is so fun. But, you know, you always make it so inviting and you always make me feel like such a guest. You're so inviting. Okay.

No, for real, Ronnie always like rolls out. house man. He rolls out a red carpet every single time for me and I'm always so grateful for my little hot husband. He requires an egg sandwich. That's it. Yeah. A Starbucks and an egg sandwich. The man's flying for days. It reminds me of this country song. So we went

to this concert in South by Southwest of, not Miranda Lambert. Ella. Ella. Ella Langley or something like that. Yeah, Ella Langley. She was good. She was good. But she was this country girl and it was very country. She's like, y'all, I'm from a little town to the south. And I was like, woohoo. And she's like, yeah. And I read

my Bible every day. And I was like, whoa. Shocking, this is a song about my dreams. I just want a man who comes home after work and takes off dirty clothes. She was literally, it was like so stereotypical. She was like, I sit on the porch. I got supper on the stove. My man comes home and takes off his work clothes. And I was like, yes.

And she had Jamila Jamil Bangs, which I really enjoyed. And those she looked like Shannon Doherty. But then I closed up on my phone and she didn't. No, but we're going to, we have actually so many stories from our weekend at South by Southwest that we'll tell you all on this week's bonus episode. But we, yeah, we were there this morning, but we came back because you know what, there's podcasting that needs to be done. We came back here to recap Married to Medicine, and then we're going to go after this is done. We will go back down to South by Southwest, and we are going to the I Heart Awards, and you should all tune in because you can watch it on the internets. And I will get that.

I'll get to you go to Instagram. It's at Veeeps, VEEPS, and then you go to the link in their bio and it'll say on their website. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, great. My dad, because he's like, how do I watch on the Instagram? Yeah, so watch it tonight. Hopefully we win the award tonight.

We're nominated for Best TV and Film and there's other great, great podcast. Like how did this get made? And I don't have the list up, but they're all like legit and very cool podcast. So, you know, whoever, like whoever wins, it's awesome. you know whatever we don't need to win we're tired i'm glad to be in there yeah we've been we've been part of the weekend it's been so fun all right let's get to it because basically the same thing as an award show it's med gallantime med gallant i'm married to medicine ah the season finale what a season finale what a time to be alive what a time to be

enjoying married to medicine um listen i'm grateful the couple's trip is over and that's all i could ask for notice how the show got instantly better we once the couple strip was over. I'm sorry. I mean, not like this was like the... I mean, not like this was the most amazing season finale, but it was certainly better than the past three episodes of the show, but that's for sure.

Then the med gula. Okay, here we go. Med Gala, season 12, episode 14, and Med Gala mishaps. So we get some previously on the seasons, you know, Simone yelling at her kids. That was the best part for me. Simone telling off her family. I loved it.

I could watch that scene every day. And actually, this one, we see Simone, like, bend and kind of apologize. and I did not like that. No. Like no apology necessary. Yell at them again. You're having them back over.

I mean, that must be so frank. It made me want to have kids just to yell at them like that. What a joy. What a joy she must have had in that moment. It was sad to see her, you know, be so, you know, I guess, quote, unquote, motherly and like hugging her sons. Like, no, no. Don't get them. You know, you can hug them.

Just make sure that you're not funding that car. Okay. Yeah, that Tesla. I wonder if it's a self-driving test. Speaking of Tesla, now we go to Kahn Tesla, also known as Contessa. That would have been, you know, if Kontessa didn't work out as a taunt, you know, con Tesla could have been a fun one. She's good, but she's not great for long distances.

She's always reinventing her door handles. So we're seeing like scenes from around Atlanta and Kintessa is administering ketamine in the back of an RV or something, just some lady. for mobile hospital. That's how I would be a doctor. I'd be like, okay, let me open my trunk. Hey, what did you do today? Well, I went into Dr. Contessa's RV, you know, from TV. I went to the TV doctor's RV and then I got some ketamine and revisited my childhood.

Yeah, I feel like ketamine, you don't want to be doing that in an RV. Yeah, right? Don't you want like a nice bed or like a really nice chair or something? That would be one thing. I think it's like, all right, curl up and get in my trunk. We're going to put some ketamine into you. See how this goes? So they put it in the fat in your belly.

Let me tell you, the fat in our bellies is taking a lot these days. I take so many shots now. I don't even think I feel my stomach anymore. Just pinch it, shove a needle in there. Got the g-lp wound, got the, I take this one that's supposed to be making me younger. It's not working. Meanwhile, it's like killing all feeling in my belly button. You know what I, you know what I inject into my stomach?

Like supper on the stove and my man coming home in his work clothes. All I need is a simple life. So Troia is home with her family and she's like, I'm going to make some dinner tonight. Do you have anything you want particularly? No, like, whatever. Just something in one of the green eggs, please. So they're going to have chicken tenders and fries. What a night.

What a way to open up the season finale, too. Hey, what do you guys want for dinner? Chicken tenders. Wow. Just keep it coming. You're not going to see us for another year, guys. Just keep it coming. Toya, we're going to miss you.

Can you do a chicken tender scene? Can we just show some of the dilemmas this family's been facing lately, chicken tenders or chicken nuggets? What will it be? Eugene's yelling at the chicken tenders. He's like, respect my wife. Well, honestly, we really should have taken a moment to appreciate the scene because it will be the last time we see this house because it's the end of the season.

Yeah. So beautiful house. This was one of her most beautiful houses. And good luck to the next owner or renter. Well, it's season 14. What is that? No, 12. So that's probably 11 houses, right?

Yeah, probably. 11 houses. Probably. So Toya. Yeah, good for you. Good for you. Who cares about equity? You know, I wouldn't ask Toya a ton of advice, but I would ask her, like, do you know any good movers?

So I feel like she would know the best movers by now. She's got that down. You know what she'd be great at committing a crime and then going on the run? Because she knows how to pick up a move, you know? I kind of like to think that Toya is like just a very regional criminal in that that she has like, she's not like the mob is after her. So she keeps on moving. But it's a regional mob.

So she just has to move around Atlanta. She doesn't have to move around the States. She's, she's regionally wanted by, by a nefarious character. It was like a coldest act crime. It's like, well, they found us again. Gotta move to a new neighborhood. Should we move out of the state? Nah.

They're very slow. They're regional mobsters on bikes. It just takes them a really long time to get anywhere. Part of the tennis group that she was in. So over at Heavenly Endemons, we're getting to see what their emptiness is looking like. Because she's like, go wash your hands. And he's like, Mommy, you didn't need to tell me to wash my hands, baby. She's like, go wash your funky ass hands.

Do not, I'm going to talk to you like Toya talks to Eugene. Eat your ass up. Stupid. Okay. Okay. I do like that she's telling the doctor to wash his hands. Like he doesn't do it 45 times a day, an hour. But she just wanted to get in it.

She's like, for my scenes, they're like, do you want to do a chicken tender scene? We've already got one. And she's like, no, I want to yell at my husband and say, Toya emotionally abuses her husband. Heavenly will always be standing on Toya's neck. She keeps her foot right there. Jackie and Simone, who by the way, apparently things are not good between them because in the trailer for the reunion coming up, Simone is like, Jackie, we will never be friends again. We are never getting back together.

It is over Jackie. And I don't know why, but I hate when they find it. No, it has to be about Heavenly, right? Well, I'm sure it's because Jackie probably is supportive of Heavenly. Simone doesn't like Jackie anymore. I hate when Simone and Jackie fight. I do too. I hate that so much.

When they were fighting, sucked. It was terrible. But right now they're not fighting. So they meet up and Jackie has her wicked glasses on. And they meet at that park bench that they love to meet at. And she's like, oh, I'm tired. I don't think anybody in this group understands what it is to go away. You put the camera thing over the text.

I'm sorry. I was adjusting the camera because I felt like my boob fold. I was like I had a boob fold in camera. saw us moving the camera. Sorry, it's more important than the notes. I know. So she's like, and this is a very important line to read, which is like, you know, I think the group understands, I think, I don't think anyone in the group understands. What is to go away on a trip and come back and have work to work so hard? It's almost like a punishment to go on a trip and then a punishment to come back. But you know what? Enough about work. Okay.

Toya and Eugene did a wonderful job. But now our, our, our, our, our, couple's trip was very different. We didn't have people going off on their own and men going off on their own women going off on their own. And I had to ask, Cisa, what happened? Pride out of him. And he said, well, your husband, Jackie, gave King the business. And she's like, girl. And he told him, your house is not in order. Maybe that's why you haven't been able to have a baby yet. So Jackie's like, I had not heard anything until we were on our way back to the airport when I heard Curtis and Steve talking about Curtis saying that, do you think I offended King? And that's when I said, you know what? I'm like, baby, I always stand by you. Jackie, you don't have to tell us you stand by him. That's not kidding. And she's basically like, yeah, I'll tell you when you're wrong. But like, she's basically like, yeah, you were very wrong. Okay. And by the way, our house is in order and we didn't get pregnant. And that's not because our house wasn't an order, Curtis, which is a great point, Jackie.

Thank you for bringing them. Not really because Curtis has been cheating all the time, probably. So that's a thin too. So I guess that would go with Curtis's sinners don't have babies storyline. Although, do you have TLC or like any channel with people with children? A lot of sinners have children all the time. You've been to a food court? Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you. I think there are a lot of houses that are not in order that have produced way too many babies. Yeah. Only good people can have babies. Did you do your homework last night? Hope so. Otherwise, you're probably going to be barren. So Curtis is such an asshole.

I can't. So Jackie's like, well, once I was able to explain it, he went, oh. No, he didn't. You know, Curtis was like, I have my beliefs. And no one can argue with me about the Bible. It's right there in black and white, Jackie. But she just said he went, oh. Have you talked about the conversation would be like next time you have to see Quad?

Like at the Met Gallup, for instance? And Jackie's like, oh, absolutely. I texted Quad and I said, I understand that there was conversation that I personally would want to apologize for. And Curtis and I would like to meet with you. Oh, for Christ's sake. Isn't it bad enough? Your husband's an asshole.

Now I have to give you another night of my time to go have dinner with them. No. Yeah, I know. I want to sit there and have dinner with someone who just told me I can't have a baby because I'm a sinner. I know. Seriously. By the way, I want to clarify something because I just said before that there were too

many, too many households that were out of order, like too many babies. came from households that are out of order. I'm not saying like, oh, no, there's like, we need to have more babies from households that are in order. I'm saying there's too many children in general. I'm saying whether they're in order or not in order. Because I know someone's going to be like, you are being so judgy, you're being so judgy to say, to imply that there are too many households that are producing children, that they can only come from good households. No, I just think there's too many. You go to food court, there's too many children. And there's too many, there's just too many idiots who just don't seem to know how to raise their kids. Like, you know,

you know, people just, people are just, people are awful. And sometimes they just don't need to reproduce. If you see a poster that sucks, do Xerox that poster? No, Xerox the good things. Don't, don't just be like, hey, you know what? I look like Barney Rubble and I've got the personality of a tuna fish can. I'm going to have a baby. No, someone needs to tell you, you're, you're good enough.

We want you reproduced, you know? You know, do you, if you bring your car to the mechanic and then there's no one there working the shop and someone comes jogging by, like, oh, I'll take care of it. I'll, like, let me get under that car. Are you going to be like, sure, get under that car. I'm like, no, I don't want you to do that because this is not your skill set. The point is, not everyone needs to be a mechanic. Everyone needs to be a parent. Including us, by the way.

For those of me who feel judged, we judged ourselves and we judged ourselves unworthy to be parents. It's actually a photo. You see? If you don't have children, you get the added perk of being judgy about those who do have children and you get to speak out of your ass about it. And that's so fun for us. It is fun. It's great. It feels really good.

Yeah. I met a girl yesterday and she goes, oh, I just had a baby and I said, congratulations. Why? She was like, okay, good to meet you. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and's commercial. So, we're still talking about Curtis and how that's going to go with Quad and King. So Jackie's like, oh, gosh, do we need a prayer service that's going to turn out like we want it to?

No, we don't need a prayer service about this. Curtis needs, we don't need prayer services and Curtis in any more sentences. No, we don't. So Jackie's like, okay, so by the way, I just got to have service. And girl, did you see a hundred something text messages? We've got to protect the integrity of the original med gala, a gala that was designed to be featured on reality television. We must protect the sanctity of it. The integrity of the med gala.

The med gala, the integrity of a gala that's name is a pun. Traditionally, we put this together in three days. We need to protect the integrity. I told Toya was going to go left with that and with her saying, we are the founders. That's because apparently Toya is just making everything. Here's the founders of the bed gala. Me and B and a green egg.

And everyone's like, excuse me. So Simone's like, well, during the text thread, she talked about correcting that. She had a picture of the two of you that she took down, but then she refused to add Brandy. And Mimi. Brandy, Mimi, Angel. But she still wanted them to donate to the scholarship fund.

And now you know you have to get people on your team, and that's just not how to do it. We've decided that we're going to give money to medical students and who are going to medical school, as opposed to medical students who are going to law school. We're giving this to medical students who learn on YouTube. We're giving these medical students who are joining the cast of Vanderpomfila and can't quite afford all the debt.

Medical students of the oboe. Medical students who are joining a conservatory in Austria to learn oboe and a catalog of shoe bear. So. Obo shoe bear. Can I get a Schubert? Only need the oboe section. All right. Books and books of it.

We've got kids to. We've got kids to. We've got unzeroxible children over here. There is a school of thought that the only way you can heal people is through beautiful oboe interpreted music of classical masters. So yeah, Toya's teething out. Now, this isn't nice of what they're doing to the new girls, you know? And also, no one has even mentioned that Jackie stole that girl's business. Why has nobody said anything?

Jackie stole that Scrubs business from Brandy. She stole it. Well, because Brandi didn't say she- No. No, not from brandy. It's from Angel. from Angel. Well, you know what?

And then you're going to keep her out of the med galateau? I don't, apparently Jackie doesn't want no scrubs. Scrubs for thin people. Scrubs are the new it. Someone should complain about, you know, the reboot of scrubs that's happening right now. Did anyone ask Angel about that? I don't think so. I'll move on.

Did you see on that podcast they were saying, oh, we know a celebrity who has been dating an AI person. And it turned out to be Zach Brath. So everybody all week's been like, Zach Brath, you fucking pervert. You're dating a robot. And he had to come out and make a public statement. He was like, I don't know where this rumor came from, but I'm not dating an AI. And I think it's a storyline on Scrubs. So maybe that's where they got it. But calm down internet. Women throw themselves at him. I worked on a project with him once. I know. That's why I was surprised. I figured you would have heard it. No, but like, Girls, it was just like, they love him.

He was a very nice man, I have to say. So, Zach Braff, what a gent. Anywho, AI, AI, let me tell you something, AI girlfriend might be more interesting than this episode. So Jackie is... What will we do about the med gala? We must preserve the integrity of the med gala that wasn't totally undermined by putting toy... The moment you say, we're having toy to run the med gala is the moment that you're

You have now lost all the integrity for the med gala, by the way. It's too late now. The ship has sailed. Yeah. Bless her heart, the med gala. We are holding a med gala to get bus money for children going to schools. Like, what are you raising? Okay, let's add up the money.

If they paid $2,500 each, who paid it? Jackie, Simone, Heavenly, Quad. Is that it? Toya. Contessa. There were plenty of people. Contessa. The husbands each house.

But I think it's a couple, $2,500, a couple, right? So if that's $6, then that's $3,000. Look, I think actually, believe it or not, the heart of this is really good. I think anytime you're raising money for charity, and I think helping med students, it's great. It's great. It's all great. But Toya's being an asshole about it, you know, because she is being exclusionary to the new people. And you can't just guilt people.

I mean, I know, I think Toya thinks like if they don't donate, then we're going, like, we are going to, to ostracize them because how could they be on marriage to medicine and not donate to these med school funds? And the answer is easy. They'll just donate that same money somewhere else at a protest of your charity. And I think that Toya is not going about this the right way. You're hurting the children. Yeah. So Jackie is talking about how they're going to give this to the kids. And Simone's like, well, you have to figure out how to be inclusive. There would be no reason that she could not get Mimi and Steve's full of financial support. They gave $5,000 last year for a damn. And she's like, oh my God, that's an ashtray.

It was terrible. I felt, those idiots paid $5,000 for an ashtray. With this administration and the times that we're in, we need it more than ever before. And I think Toya came up with a great idea. So, you know, let's definitely give back and pull forward. But there is nothing you can do when Toya mix up her mind that she's going to do something. Oh, God, help us. That's why I thought it was a great decision to put her in charge of this gala.

Yeah. Yeah. So Mimi is making dinner at home. It's dinner, Mimi. Mm-hmm. And she's like, did you put sugar in your spaghetti? And he's like, what are you doing over there? It's just pouring sugar in there. I think people do put sugar in their spaghetti sauce. Some people, there's some tomato sauces that are a little sweet, but I don't think it should be like that. I don't think tomato sauce should be, unless it's naturally sweet. Like if the tomatoes you use or have sweetness about them, but no, don't put sugar in your tomato sauce. people, don't do that. Yeah, she's like, I'm over here doing what a stereotypical wife does.

He's like, that's not fair. She goes, well, not for me either. But you know what? I'll cook more for us when we get to our new home. Start talking about their new home and they're built big kitchen and all of that stuff that they're going to have. And then. Stevie's been in speech therapy and that has actually really helped him a lot with, you know,

his behavior, et cetera. That's been really good. And now it's time to put, it's just, they, it's. It's like a nice scene where they... By the way, you can't see what I'm doing. I'm fast-forwarding through this scene. It's possible. I'm scrolling right through it.

I'm bored. Bored with your child rearing. I'm bored with it. There's nothing more to add. No, I actually think that their child rearing is actually pretty fascinating, but like, there was just nothing. There's nothing to add to it there. I mean, it was just that they're going to be moving into new home and he's

and little Stevie's doing better. I need to be interested in it, you know, like, put your kid in tap class. Then I'll watch. So 48 hours until the med gala. The Harris family. They're getting into Eugene's new workspace, guys. She's like, my baby has a real office, y'all. Forget that closet, okay?

Look about those new offices that is well close to our home for right now. So my baby is going to make, guess what? Fast forward to next season. Well, congratulations. We have a new house, but on the downside, Eugene's an hour away from his new office. So we got to find a new office for him again this season. We got a new office 10 hours from the house. I feel like he's always looking for like an office or something like that.

It's always like, oh, nomad MD or oh, I needed an office or oh, I'm, he is changing his job a lot. It's just like, I think because he's always having to keep up with Toya. He's always having to keep looking because he's got he's got to keep up with that toy of spending. There's some mismanagement happening there. And their kids are so, they have the two sweet kids who seem to be totally unfazed by their chaotic parents and they're just sitting there at least just nice guys and so toy's like oh so the you all go back and get the rest of the stuff from the truck do you guys enjoy the chicken tenders last night by the way they're like yes mom good because that was that was a finale story so

you see stop picking your face and he's like god you're a bossy mojo i'm not but you're picking your face okay listen i've been i've been doing the med gala i've been talking with the ladies since seven a toyette please do not compare being bitchy in a group text for five hours to this man who works at 10 different emergency rooms around the country. I don't even think it's a state. She's a regional mobster, but that is a national emergency room man. He's like, I'll be right back. I hope I get back in time for the med gala.

I'll be in Alaska. So, her. Heavenly FaceTime's with Mimi, and she's like, Toya is being difficult. She's being an ass. There's a lot going on in these chats and these checks and stuff. And what's going on with that? And Mimi's like, it's a lot going up in here.

up in here. This is FaceTime Mimi. And if you're going to file a 501.c3, y'all supposed to have board meetings and voting board members and you're supposed to be vote on a budget. You're supposed to have subcommittees and finance and event planning and scholarship committees. You know that when Toya saw this back, she's like, well, what does you talk about? Why do we need to have a committee about sandwiches? Who needs a subcommittee? Well, geez, who's the charge of that? No, we don't have any that baby. We don't have any of that. Now, I'm not accusing her of anything, but anytime there's a question, like, there's nothing wrong with you. There's nothing wrong with when you gave money for asking for transparency. Where did my money go? And then we cut to Toya, and she's like, I was so

open. I wanted to have that moment. I mean, I had a meeting about a tuna sandwich. I bet not with disrespect. I would ghost that. I was shut down. I'm like, no, that was, I think Eugene hearing it from you. So Eugene's like, um, you were actually in Jamaica with everybody sat down to try to tell them, hey, this is what I'm doing. And then they cussed you out. And we see flashbacks. But I love that the flashback is heavily shut the fuck up.

Eugene's like you, you were cussed out. And it's just to her cussing people out. I'm a good little, I told them this was a scholarship opportunity. I said anybody that we've collected the second sales is going to go towards scholarship. You're really going there. We'll tell you. You're full on Marlon Brando right now. You would look at the regional mob.

I got a chicken tender of my, I got a chicken tender of my throat and the regional mob is coming at the movie. We don't have much time, Eugene. You got to put on this gal and go. The regional mob. Okay, you would think that me you would think that'd be like,

oh my God, good job. Nobody, none of that. Nobody else said that. Hey, Tor, can I consult with you? I'm going to go to space with this event. Not one consult. She's so full of it. Everybody offered to help,

And she wouldn't let anybody help. And then she kept putting her own name on the website. She's like, I did the website. My name. So she's like, Mimi literally said she helped and found an organization on Morehouse. So why wasn't she helped me? And so we see the group chat a little of this group chat, which they should release this as a book because I would buy it. Yeah.

I love this shit. Quad's like, Toya, please give the people documentation ASAP. And Heavenly's like, you have taken us to a new Lord, Toya. And contest, I was like, we have begged you for info and help. And then some guy was like, we know where you live now. We're coming to you and tells, uh-oh, got us on the house. I got to go to the streets over. Hold on.

Well, I have a problem with the leadership. And that's what you said, and that's what I agree with. And Mimi's like, exactly. I have a problem with the leadership. I really do. Where's my 401C3 or 501c3? And Haley's doing that thing in confessional where she's propped up on the arms of her chair and her elbows out. And she's, she's always doing it like she's like just climbing out of a dunk tank.

She's like, okay, everyone, I'm back. And she's like, I'm a problem with leadership. That's what you said. That's what I agree with. I cannot do a, I cannot do a false set out today for the life of me. I'm like, oh. So, you know, heavenly goes off at the lack of transparency. say, how dare you? And she says, that's just how Toya is, though, somebody that does not communicate,

is not transparent, and is not good at business. And then she gives her business lady look where she squint her eyes and like, presses her lips. She's like, by the way, last night, we went to a cocktail party and Bray Brown was there. And she addressed the crowd. And one thing that she said was, she talked about communication. And she said, clear is kind. So if you're unclear, you're unkind. So, Toya, you've been Brne Brown. You just got Bray Brown. Does Bray Brown look depressed? I feel like she gets off a very depressed vibe.

Like, she's sad. Yeah. Well, she probably, maybe. Well, she said that the highlight of her day was receiving a text from her adult children. So that actually feels a little sad. That is sad. Because I feel like it should be like, oh, great, the kids are out of the house. I can play tennis.

Oh, yeah. Or just like getting a text from your kids. I don't get a life. We're really. You got a life, Bray Brown. She was so inspiring. She was great. And she said three things.

And we're all like, oh, my God, she's great. Yeah, because everyone else's answers. Like, everyone had to go through and give an answer. And everyone was, like, giving these really long-winded, you know, like, intelligent, quote-unquote answers. And then it got to her. She's like, I mean, clear is kind. Unclear is unkind. And everyone's like, oh.

Just drops the mic and walks off. I'm waiting for a text for my adult children. Sorry. I'll be over here in the corner. Okay, so they're complaining about leadership. And okay, so back with Toya and Eugene, Eugene's like, well, you know, hopefully the people that aren't supporting, my wife don't show up. And if they do, unless they bought a ticket, they shouldn't be able to come.

You can't control what they're going to do. You can only control what you're going to do. Usually people say that like, if somebody goes low, you're going to go high. Like, you can't control them being mean. You can only control your own kindness, right? Well, I think it's more. And he's like, you can't control it. All you can control is whether they get in or not.

So keep them out. I don't think it's about when they go low, they go high. It's more like, don't let people upset. It's more like you can't, you're not supposed to say, you made me so mad. It's like, no, you made yourself mad. You can't. And like, no, I guess that's more about you only control your own thing. But you can't control other people.

So just focus on yourself. No, I get that. But he's saying you can't control how other people act. All you can control is how you act. So let's, let's kick. them out of the thing. You see, it's just, it's like, what? But so that's, it's usually a positive thing, but it's not with Eugene. Although, we're going to disagree on this. I already know, but I'll wait, I'll give it time on kicking that, I'm not letting them in if they didn't buy a ticket.

I don't know, I'll be interesting. I'm excited to hear what you have to say about that. Just give us another five hours. We'll get there. We'll also check in with Brunay Brown to see where she stands on ticket sales. She's like, buy a ticket. You have a ticket. If you don't buy a ticket, You don't have a ticket. Oh, my God, you're amazing. Yes, quick. Buy a ticket to life. So now we go to Simone's house.

The kids are coming back and no one's been there since her blow up. So they're like, oh my God, I have PTSD, Mom. Oh, God. They really do. They're like, they even remember where they were sitting. They're like, I'm not going to sit in that chair. That like, it was like, this was the code that made mom go crazy. So I'm going to sit over here and mom's going to sit there.

We're going to change it up. So they sit there. And the good news is that the kids didn't make the food this time. This time they did not heat up a restaurant pasta in a metal tray in which they never took the label off of it in the oven. We're lucky the house didn't blow up. I know, seriously. So they'll come in and Simone's like, you know, I've talked to your dad numerous times, some of which have been unpleasant. And he's like, very unpleasant.

Yeah, very unpleasant. Extremely terrifying. Or terrifying than the prospect of getting a job. I'll tell you that much. But I owe you an apology for saying, fuck you and I'm done with you. Oh, my God. What are we giving up all our rights of a mother now? Yeah.

It's a point of even being a mom if you can't tell your kids, fuck off. But last time we were here, I felt extremely disrespected by Michael. And you know, Miles was like, yes, I'm the luck. It's all Michael. Yeah. Well, it was Michael. It was. Michael's a little fucker.

He's like, I'm not doing any. You're rich. Pay for my school. So he's like, okay, well, I apologize. for cursing and just, I guess, my overall tone and attitude, I think it would help if I have a car that when I turned it on, I couldn't tell if it was on because there's no engine noise. So, smells like, yes. And then Cisa goes, let him finish. And she's like, um, you didn't say anything that night. So I'm just going to keep that same energy because your dad did not have my back

last night. She's basically like, don't you dare tell him just let him finish. Like, no, it's me. It's me that you're supposed to be on the side of this time. Don't you remember that? And Cicel's like, now, let me just say this. I was wrong. And I was wrong and I didn't step up for your mom when she was hurting. And that's not ever going to happen again, honey. That's right. You dug a hole and put your ass in it. Did you put a Tesla in it for me?

No. So he's like, you know, Mom, I just want to be, I just want to go to school so I can be rich one day. And then I can like buy you guys stuff and take you to dinner, Mom. That's really all it's about. I just want good education so I can buy you stuff. And she's like, oh, okay. Well, that's all we've ever wanted was for you to lock in. Yeah, he's like, Mom, you know, when I ask for all this stuff, you know, I don't want to just keep on asking.

Of course, I want to do things better. I want to lock. We're going to lock in. That's all. I just like, that's all I wanted is for you to make an empty promise of locking in. You used a good term. You used a good term for a parental talk. I'm going to lock in.

Lock in. So, Cecil's like, you got to give Michael credit. He'll always find a way. and I think his way is kissing his mom's butt and apologizing so he gets that money. And so I guess technically that's a way. That is a way. So they all make nice with each other. And Simone says she wants a year off and she wants to live off her severance.

So then we go to the Med Galladay. And it's at Sinclair. Okay. Sinclair. Huge broadcasting network. Yeah. Yeah. Dedicated to a woman named Claire who sinned like hell.

And didn't have a baby. As a consequence. Her house was not an order and therefore... You're just doing this to trigger, Curtis. Sinclair. You have to come to a place called sin. A woman who sinned Sinclair. So this is like a standard Atlanta thing where it's like an event space, but it's also

part of like a strip mall. But it was actually really cute. And so they went in there. It's like an art gallery and everything. And Toya is like, you know, it's like, oh, Gene. Look, we're in an art gallery. And look, all the art here is from Karima's art gallery. So the idea is that they're bringing artists in, and this is going to be like live art.

The theme is art. Everything is about art. They're supposed to wear living art. And, you know, it's going to be artsy because, you know, bad gal. Living art. Sure. All right, everybody. Tonight's the dead art.

I just want to see dead art. So she's like, we're going to have faces painted. So Contessa comes in and, oh, no, she's getting ready. And she's like, oh my God, whose mom looks like this? Did your mom look like this? I look amazing. Your mom never looked like this. And he's like, no, good Lord, you're so hot, baby.

And so they're trying to figure out what to wear. She doesn't want her boobs popping out. And he's like, well, she is living art. But the cons are she might become unraveled like a mummy in that dress. There's not a lot of correlation between those two. concepts, unless you're talking about the general collection of the Metropolitan Museum of art, maybe, I don't know. Have you seen the mummy?

It is art. It is art. The mummy is art. I guess there are things that you would find them. I'll take things you can find a museum for 200, Alex, please. So, Condessa is just, um, she's like, you know, less than 48 hours ago was when Toya disclosed the actual address of the med gal. The med gal, they only got the address for this gala two days ago.

That's crazy. How are you going to raise money if nobody is coming to this thing? You have to have the people come to the thing, Toya. Well, it was going to be somewhere else, but I heard that the regional mob wasn't down. So we had a last minute location. We had the movement to the street's over. So, Toria is like, oh, I'm going to pat myself on the back because we pulled off $10,000 ticket sales.

And so to give $5,000 away each, that's phenomenal. You can't beat that. You can't beat it. But it's still nice. It's definitely beatable. You could very specifically beat that number. Listen, you never get $10,000 for charity is great. But like, Toya big like $10,000.

Well, look, look, you know, at least I think she did better. I always remember season one of Atlanta with Deshaunzano had like a trunk show. And she's like, my goal is to raise $1 million tonight. Yeah. They're like, you, congratulations. He raised $12. And she's like, oh, my God, I'm so fast. But I had this in my living room.

How would people not donate? She wants to raise a million dollars. So Toya is very happy and about raising the $10,000. And she goes, I have a seats of everyone who contributed this far. And the Corps paid $2,500 each, which was the deciding number that would pay for pretty much the galo itself and the newbies bought tickets. But Mimi and Steve, they did. nothing. I'm like, yes, but that's because you iced them out. That's why they did nothing. Okay. So Toya, uh, so they spent 15 that way six. What is wrong with me? They spent how much is

so stupid. Okay. Five thousand is two. Yeah. So two, four. So that's 10,000. And then five, six. That would be 15,000. So my point is they spent $15,000 on a party, but then they're going to give $10,000 to the charity. I don't, and that's how a lot of those charities work. You know, I used to do catering for those in New York, and they were these big, huge balls. I mean, people would come in ball gowns and there's just money dripping, you know, like ballet dancers. And then, you know, gorgeous, tuxedoed people bringing, you know, synchronized service. And it was this whole expensive affair.

And then it's like, how much did you give the starving people? But, you know, a lot of stuff is donated. That's the, that the whole point is that you're trying. to get people to donate like free services for these things so that way you can give more so if where so the number of couples you have jackie simone toya quad um tessa contessa so already right one more heavenly so that's six so that's three 30 000 but and i mean that's 15 000 bucks right well six times five is 30 000 unless it's but unless each household is only paying $2,500. I think $2,500. Yeah, no, you're right. It's a little upside down.

Yeah, I was just doing the math because I'm like, why didn't you just give the, I don't know anything about charity fundraising, but like my- If they didn't have the ball, like in other words, if they didn't have the ball and they just all put in that much money, they would have given more money to the scholarship than they did by having the ball and then giving them the $10,000. My, like, as someone who does not know about charitable giving, and I'm sure we're going to hear it from Amanda on our team who does work in this space, that like, I think, like, I don't think that you have lost leaders with charitable giving.

I feel like you want, like, not to take a loss, right? You want to, like, be able to donate. But maybe the idea is like, okay, we put in, we put in this to raise the profile of the event on TV. So that way next year we can actually get more for donations. So there could be some strategy behind it. That's giving Toya a lot, a big benefit of the doubt. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

So, um, Eugene's like, I'm like, whatever. So Eugene loves the... You brought it up. No, no, I'm not whatevering you. I'm whatevering the whole concept. No, but I love that you're like, but what about this thing? Whatever. Why don't even have...

I'm not sure of your thing that you brought up. I start the conversation. I'm like, why are we talking about this? No, I don't feel like that. I'm just still mad because I feel like that 15 grand, you could have just given the kids the money and saved us all some time. But...

So then Toria's like, yeah, she says she has all the receipts. She said, oh, my God, I almost divided Fedra. I almost invited her, but then I would have had to fight a couple of exes to invite two to make it really uncomfortable. And Contessa, back to Contessa, she's like, oh my God, I'm so stressed out. You know, no one knows what's going on, and Troy won't tell us. And she just said she wanted our money, you know, and she just wanted to put her mark on it. And, you know, you can be my minions, but this is my thing. So that's where we are.

By the way, did she get any, like, corporate sponsors? Did you get like, not that they showed. I mean, I feel like that's part of it too. You get corporate sponsors. They put this together in a week. Yeah.

No, I don't think they've got big corporate sponsors or. I guarantee there was some company in Atlanta, like Coca Cola or Delta or like honestly, doesn't need that to be a big corporation like that. Who could match $10,000? Oh, yeah. Do the match.

Like, someone's got to match that. Okay. Yeah. So then we go to Curtis and Jackie. They're on their way. They're like, oh, we're going to see some fireworks. And then we go over to Steve and Mimi, and they're like, oh, my gosh, how are you feeling about it?

She's like, well, I was chosen to be the chairwoman, chairwoman Mimi. But, you know, that takes skills and it takes willingness. And he's like, that's leadership, honey. And Mimi's like, Toya, lead? I don't think so. Yeah. So they get into. I like singing activated Mimi, though.

It's nice. It's taken a couple of years, but it's nice to be like, fuck this. And fuck that lady, too. I really like me. me a lot, to be honest. And I like Steve a lot, too. So to toy's credit, the room actually does look really nice. It looks like a very nice function. And it's like all pretty. And there's art up and Jackie and Curtis show up and they like the way it looks. And then Simone and Cecil arrive. And then she says, they're just joking and saying hi and everything and saying that, um, uh, that, that,

that Eugene looks like he's, um, uh, it went, looks like he's in the fresh prints because he's like wearing his blazer inside out. So like the lining is showing or something. like that because he's trying to be artsy i think uh so then um me me and steve arrived but they don't have tickets so um the staff's like oh i don't know if we can let you in i've got to ask uh eugene hold on they're like why do you have to ask eugene he has two green eggs we respect him why didn't he donate why yeah okay so now you said that we were going to have a difference of opinion on uh on something here so because you said who cares if they pay well i'm paraphrasing but You said something like, who cares if they pay as long as they'll donate more once they're in there, right?

But I think if you're having a charity. I didn't say that. That's what they said. Oh, I thought you were saying it. No, that's what they said. Oh, yeah. No, don't, you shouldn't let them in. They're not paying a ticket.

I 100% agree. What the hell? I think that they should buy a ticket. I was actually really surprised with Steve and Mimi and this. I was like, well, that's stupid. Why would you? And so what if you're going to spend more? Everybody has to pay to get into the charity event.

It's weird. I agree. And unless, like, if the other people didn't have to pay to buy a ticket, that's because they already I think this was, I agree. I don't think that they should have been guilted into donating for what seemed like a very disorganized event. When you're giving money to something, you're still giving money and you want to make sure that like that it's going to someone who's responsible.

And Toya was not showing any indication that she was being responsible with money or the planning. The planning isn't, the planning is an insight to how the money will be handled. And it's like, it's not something you just want to take lightly. But that being said, when you show up to the event, like you should buy. a ticket like you're gonna show if you're gonna show up you either don't go or you should buy a ticket a hundred percent especially because it was like the ticket was what 150 per person which by the way by the way for like that's cheap I think for for a charity ticket like I think that like well well I'm it's not cheap but

like concern what their goals were I think that they could have raised the price for this crowd it's a crowd doctors and celebrities and football players you could have charged 300 you could even charge 500 yeah I think at this point they're just trying to get people in the room, you know? Yeah. And then there will be like to cheat people who don't pay, but most people, if they're rich, they'll come donate for their taxes or whatever. Yeah.

So I can see that. But the whole, I don't get Steve's argument here. I think it's tacky. I can't believe even when they're explaining it to him. He's like, no, fuck that. Unless maybe this could be a fourth wall moment where they're like, well, we won't go, but the producers are like, this is the season finale. You have to go.

Well, then there's another argument. So I have to pay money to go to the season finale. Yeah, there's another argument. that why should I have to pay to go to work? That's not fair. Right. So that maybe that was, um, that was maybe part of it that we, that's like something that's like between the lines.

But if we were to take it on face value, which sometimes you just have to take it on face value. I do think that if you're going to a charity event, um, you have to pay. You just have to pay like you. And like, why would you not pay anyway? Why would you show up at a charity event and not want to pay something? And then argue with it on TV. You look so bad.

Yeah. I'm, I'm surprised. It seems like a misfire from him and I'm surprised. Yeah. And, and, and, his whole argument that we got to in a moment is that like, you know, we would have gone in there. We probably would have spent much more on a piece of art, but now you nickel and dimed us. And now we're not going to.

Like, well, we don't know that because you actually just said you're not going to support. Yeah, you're actually. So why would we expect you? Yeah. You're like a cheap act. And you're not. And also, and like, you're also like reframing it to being nickel and dime. You're not being nickel and dime.

It's a charity. You're doing the thing, the standard thing. You pay the ticket to access. And then when you're in there, you're given the privilege of being able to donate to one of these things and to get a nice piece of art out of it. So he's like, well, at what point did they say we needed a ticket? Do you act like this at a movie theater? It's true. It's a ticketed event.

So did you think I was going to say, no, they're entitled to go in there with that ticket? Yeah, I thought you were saying they should, why would you need a ticket from them if you know they're going to spend the money? They should just let them out. No, no, because this is charity. Like, I think that, like, you know, if it weren't charity, then. maybe there's something like, you know, okay, you let them in and because they're celebrities and, you know, whatever. But it's charity.

Like, you, you pay the thing. The whole point is because you're a celebrity, you can't pay this thing. Right. So they, they're like, what are you talking about? And Eugene comes up and he's like, so are you going to buy a ticket? And Mimi goes, about that. What? And Steve's like, well, we're with Jackie.

We're at Jackie's table. So I don't know if Jackie spent extra money and said, okay, I'm buying all these tickets for my friends because that would be. But it didn't seem like it later. Well, that's what that's, because this does happen at that charities. Then I have. Lisa Renna would never go to anything. Well, people do, people do buy tables.

I don't know if someone buys a table. Is that like sponsoring all the people at that table? I actually don't know how that works. So I don't know. But that it didn't come up against. So I don't believe it. So I don't have your moment in the sun. Don't know how it works.

So, um, Eugene's like, well, the tables pay for the event, but the tickets go to the student. So it's 150 a ticket. And Steve's like, well, you are aware that we gave 5,000 last year.

And Eugene's like, that was last year. So this is not the same year. Do you understand how years work? Do you buy one movie ticket and then just keep going to the – now I do. I will stay in the movie theater all day. But not for a year. That's not how it works.

They kick you out to clean it up eventually. I'm texting someone right now. This is actually driving me crazy. Is it standard practice that if someone buys a table at a charity, And you don't pay. Does an attendee have to buy like. If I said, Ben, I bought a table, you want to come, then that, you would be part of that table. That's your ticket.

Okay. I'm texting right now. You just keep, you just keep recap. So, um, Steve's like, well, do you want money or do you want a donation? And he's like, well, yesterday's price is not today's price. You feel me? And he's like, no, I don't. So, um, Mimi goes to ask the staff.

She's like, are you sure that the money that we pay goes straight to the student fund? And they're like, yes, yes, it does. So, um, now heavenly. Damon come and Simone's like Have you talked to Heavenly yet? No, I haven't seen her. Did she fly it on the broom?

Will she be chased? Was she being chased by regional mobsters on brooms? Did we hide the water just so she doesn't shrink? Okay, she comes in the air. I need nobody first. Toya would think that that's just all that happened to the Wicked Witch of the West. She shrank.

Well, the Wicked Woodlander was the Water water. She shrank. and went out the keyholes. Are you sure she could comb after that house just fell out her sister? So, Simone's like, you're going to be mad when you see her outfit. She's like, oh, no, I'll be okay.

And she's like, no, because it's just plain and regular, just regular tacky. There's no art there. Newsflash, there's no art in any. Nobody looked like, I mean, they look nice. I think everyone looked nice, but it wasn't like a living art. This was all living art is like you know who did that right Beverly Hills remember when they did it yeah

they're a living great job that's how to do it like Kyle had twigs in her hair or something she was like a tree of you know she was a martyrdom or whatever we're doing avant guard unfortunately everyone here is just guard but um laughing a god party no um yeah so yeah there's not a lot of living art I mean brandy sort of tries she sort of has like this dress that has like these sort of like little wings on the side it's like a little Little Utre. It's not even Utre. It's just like, it's like, ooh, some architectural features. But, yeah, no one is really dressed as living art. Although, even though there is at one point a picture frame that's going around, that they're like, oh, my God, I'm holding a picture frame around my face.

I'm living art. So Heavenly says, oh, the McHella looks beautiful, but I expected that. What I want to know is how much did she pay? And how much you have left over for the scholarships? Mm-hmm. And so then Quad shows up with her friend, Ronald, because King will be joining later. So then Steve pulls Eugene to the side.

He's like, hey, Steve, he's like, hey, Eugene, I didn't know how that played out. Like, I was being singled out about the tickets. And Eugene's like, well, there's been a lot of confusion, right? Like, where did that some of that confusion come from? Because Toya was telling everyone in Jamaica how this should happen and how it was supposed to work. And she kept on getting cut off. Oh, shush, Eugene.

I mean, you're right here. No, he's not in the right here. No, about the tickets, you know? Yeah, but this whole thing of sticking up for Toya and being like, well, everybody just keeps cutting my wife off and she doesn't get respect. They have not, she has not sent anybody information. There are, there's pages of text about it and she still won't send it to them. Update from the Alexia News Network. We touched base with Amanda, who works in fundraising. And I asked, if someone buys a table at a charity, do people at the table still have to buy a ticket?

This is a marriage medicine related question. And she said, no, that's crazy. The table is the ticket for everyone. Stephen Mimi were right. Well, yeah. I mean, we don't know because Jackie never confirms that she paid for a whole table for everybody. No, they were listed as guests of Jackie on the show. Oh, then

that is weird. Okay, never mind, Stephen Mimi, you have been exonerated. And because, by the way, of course they were being exonerated. Why, like, why would we think for one moment that Toyo would have it right about this? So they're charged to take it on. But I don't know that they're exonerated.

But that's weird. Why would you charge for a table and for a ticket. I don't understand. I think like when we started talking about it, we weren't thinking that there was a table, but then we remembered as we were reading through that, oh yeah, they were part of a table. No way. So you're telling me that everybody who went to this bought a table and a ticket on top of that. That doesn't. No, no, no. When you buy the table, the table is like you're basically buying a batch of tickets at that point. So if you had, and then you invite friends and the friends get those tickets. That's what that is. Yeah, I get that. but so not everybody.

This is so annoying, by the way. So many people who work for nonprofits are losing their mind, listening to us trying to figure out the most basic elements. I know, but it's not basic. I know how if you buy it, that's what I was saying. Like if you buy a table, then you can invite people to your table.

But what I'm not understanding is how they have it set up. Do they have it set up where you buy a table and then a ticket on top of the table? That's what he's making it sound like because he said the table, Eugene said the tables go to this thing. And then the tickets go to the same. other thing. So he's making it sound like you have to buy two separate things, which I don't know. It's just set up poorly and it's a total Toya production. It's a fucking mess. I don't care what people say on here. They're like, oh my God, Toya did amazing. No, you didn't. This is a cluster

fucking makes no sense. So anyway, so he's arguing with Steve. And Steve's like, well, there needs to be communication. And he's like, well, that's fine, Steve. I'm sorry that you feel like you were cut off or singled out. And Toria's like, oh, well, were you singled out? So she comes over. he goes, yes, that wasn't cool. And she's like, well, you know what wasn't cool? Not supporting the cause, because the reality is none of you, none of that would have happened had you all just bought a ticket. And your wife listened to everything I said.

And you know what she said? We're out. And he goes, yeah, I don't really address women. I talk to men. And she's like, this is like standard merit to medicine, like rules of engagement. The men only talk to men. The women only talk to women. I don't know.

Every time this happens. Like, I get it. Like, I understand. Like, you don't, you never want to be like a guy raising your voice at a woman. Like, never. But I always feel like when people are like very much like, these are the rules and this is the men talk to the men, the women talk to the women.

I just feel like it's so retrograde at the same time. It is, but then if he had argued with her, then people would have been like, oh my God, why are you arguing with the woman? You know? So it's like, you can't win.

And Toya's also starting it by coming up and getting in the middle of it. You know, Eugene's like, I'm going to handle this and I'm going to stand up for my wife. She's like pushing him out of the way. I got both. Like, you can't do shit, Eugene. So she's like, you know,

what's not cool is y'all not give it $150 a ticket. And I'm not being rude because the reality is none of that could have happened if you bought a ticket. And he's like, but my point is we were going to come and donate and buy a piece of art to contribute much more than 150. Like there could have been a better approach in understanding that there's some people in here. What happened? You just scroll too fast. Oh, skipped. See.

See? He's like this customer service basically. He's like, you know, you want people to come buy this artwork off the wall because some of us could do it. And there's some people who can only buy a ticket. And that's poor taste. Yeah. I mean, poor tastes. That's, I mean, that's Toya in a nutshell, right? So Toya's like, nobody could go to the dollar ticket. And he was like, and that may not be true based on my conversation with Brandy and the other ladies.

And she's like, well, Brenda bought a ticket today. And so Toyo's like, yeah, Brandy's husband bought a ticket today. And Simone bought 10 tickets. So right there, Simone bought 10 tickets because Simone bought a table. That's why. See, now I'm upset because I took a whole stance about like, you know what? they should buy a ticket. They're going to come in. But now knowing that they were guests at Dr. Jackie at a table,

they're basically, that's crazy that they're getting charged a ticket on top of that. So then Angel and King come. And Jackie's like, oh, it's time for us to apologize. I'm sorry we didn't get to meet at the Sabaro. But I just don't believe in their stance on carbs. So let's do it right now. And Curtis is like, come here. Darling's both of you.

Everyone. Everyone gathers up against my belly button. Pee P.Cruiser Daddy is here. get up here put your heads along my waistline all right you all of you down there well i just want to let you guys know that what i said in jamaica if it offended you guys i am sorry because you are two of my favorite heathens and i want nothing but the best for you guys before you go to hell and jack is when i'm on the ark with two of each animal waiting for the world to dry out and i watch you people down there drowning i'm going to wave at you because i really enjoyed you sinners i really enjoyed you sinners i really enjoy would you? I should have remembered that when you're too far gone to even get into heaven, why even bother policing this one other element? It's too late.

Am I right, guys? So just have fun. What am I going to be in kind to you? No, you're going to be in hell. Yes, I may have cheated on my wife, but I only did that to show how much more godly I could be afterwards. So guys, bring it in, bring it in. And Jack is like, well, we never say if we offended, right?

because we offended and we just want to say, we're sorry. I'll help you out with that, Curtis. Even though I've coached you for a week now and somehow you still mess it up. And Curtis is like, yeah, I'm sorry. I want the best for you. And King says, yeah, but like my brother attacked me. And he's like, it wasn't an attack. It was an attempt to get you to look at it in a different way.

Listen, we all have our beliefs in God, religion, mistresses. You know, I have my own way of doing it. You guys have your own way of doing it. I fuck young people, trapes through airports holding their hand in front of TMZ. You know, you guys choose sin. So my sin was only because I was lonely. Your sin was just because you're, you know, you're being intentional with your sin. I can't be blamed for my sin.

So it was like an apology, but then it was not really an apology. And Quad's like, it's fine for Curtis to have an opinion where the challenge is come is that he's coming across his self-righted. is in judgmental and that's where the challenge is coming in that. Yeah, it's like I never thought you meant harm, Curtis. I was just baffled. I was bedaffled. And we accept your apology and I appreciate you reaching out after you heard it was disturbing, even though we did not get the Sabaro we thought we were going to have in this scene.

Even though I was looking forward to a big Mac MacDeele to your cultural founder with it, is fillet, a fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a hoppy meal. Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us. All we ask is that you let us have it your way. Bada, bu, blah, blah, I'm loving it, Curtis. So they're forgiven. So Simone is like, well, this is what I want to say to Toya.

Number one, spectacular event. Tonight is an example that our money was well spent. So don't worry about what people say in the corner. Don't charge another person a ticket. That's part of this group. Let's put the defensive wall down and bring everybody in. And Jackie's like, I know we need to give out the scholarship, so save your speech. Yeah, so Simone is very proud of Toya.

And now Toya is like, oh, I'm a lot of here, you, hear you. Okay, thank you all for coming. that this time we would like to acknowledge the scholarship fund recipients for the 2025 Gala. Please give a round of applause to Beth and Dunlop and Morgan Love Brooks. Bethel and Morgan will each individually receive 5,000 to go towards their medical tuition and overall education and apparently a free pair of scrubs from someone in this group. So congratulations you too. So she gives a thank you speech.

I'm like, oh my God, thank you. And then they both do. And Troy is like, well, now that we have the ladies on stage, we're going to celebrate the basic cause. We did it together. So I'd like to take the original founders, me, me, and me. And then I would like to take everyone to help me. Other people, I'm not going to name or put on a website. Thank you, everybody for coming today, even though you didn't buy tickets, you cheap far.

Well, if you would like, there are some chicken tenders from a freezer over on that table. Big episode for chicken tenders. So Heavenly's like, oh, I'm just moved. Can I give a speech? Can I give us? Give me the mic. You might know me as the future president of this country. I am moved.

And I know we gave Toya a hard time. Toya, I would just like to say, you stupid bitch. You dumb, dumb bitch. You can do one thing right. But this was nice. The party was nice. Toya's stupid, right? But you did a good stupid person.

You did a good job, stupid person. By the way, one thing we didn't mention was that they are, Speaking of chicken tenders, there's like chicken wings, like the food is chicken wings. And Mimi at one point, sort of accurately is like, you know, if you're going to be getting people to open up their pocketbooks, their wallet, you're going to serve chicken wings. Like, people are going to pay the money that like feels like matches the event. It is funny that she served wings at this gala. Listen, it's living out. We wanted to be fancy, so we're serving something French fries.

We want people to do finger painting, so we want to make sure there's a way for everyone get barbecues lost on the fingers. So Heavenly gives Toya credit in her speech, and she goes, The great I would give Toya for this event, F for conduct, because she was a total ass the whole time. But the whole event was nice. I would give her an A plus. It actually came out very, very well. And then Eugene gives Toya flowers, which I think is also a little weird to do at this event. that's like a charity event, be like, wait a second, but charity, but flowers for you for putting us together. I think this start, I think the season must have started, like before they started, Tori was like, if you don't support me this season, you're done.

Because he's really going out of the way to be like, I support my wife and she never does anything wrong. You all stop being mean to my wife. No, it's because that, that's a show pay party that they had. Oh, yeah. That's why she's like, who has a blog game? And then he's like, he's like, I don't want, come on. Do we have to play this game? He said, oh, true, why don't I want a gumble?

So then... I've got a gumbo, too. Why should play a gamble, too? What are you saying? How are you? What are you saying? So, sir. It said, Eugene, there's a game.

Why aren't you playing the game, Eugene? But I guess in my mind, it sounded very clear, but I guess to everyone also. That was a combo, shit. Why don't you play the gumbles? I love you. I appreciate your personality. She's dancing with Michael. Everyone's dancing and having fun.

And Michael's like, I love you, Mom. You know, I'm not even going to speak out loud, but you read my mind, you know. But you know who we didn't say anything to? Now, I'm not going to say anything. She's like, I'm not even fucking with her, okay? I said hello, but I'm not fucking with Heavenly tonight. I have a renewed commitment with friendship with some of those who are being a great friend to me, but somebody that has no loyalty, I'm not fucking with you.

you. You know, Simone. Hold on. Let me prop myself up. Simone, Simone, you will be mad as hell forever, and she loves to drag shit out and hold a grudge for a long time. I don't, though. I think Simone should know I'm not mad, and I'm hoping we can move forward. But she's a fucking bitch.

But I'm nice, girl. What is the future hold for quing, quing, quing, quing? That's her couples name, quing. Quad and King. She's like, well, I can't say that. She's looking in a mirror. She's like, I can't say that. I'm not going to let time go to, I've got time to waste.

I might not be, might not be keen, might be someone else, never know. I'm going to have a, I'm going to eat your food though. Yeah, he just reaches in and takes, take some food off of the plate. Swear. And that's it. Season over. Mary De Madison. Fun times.

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