Watch What Crappens - #3269 Southern Hospitality S4E03: And The Emmy Goes To…

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

The cast of Southern Hospitality confronts Emmy about her various microaggressions and fat shamings, and thanks to the power of friendship, they find a way to move forward.  Alcohol helps too. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo. We just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the one, the only, the glorious Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Hi, how are you? I'm great, thank you. First of all, double shout out today to some recent broadcasters that have had us on.

I just was on Jeff Lewis this morning with their whole gang and MJ. So thanks for having me on. Go check that out if you missed the episode. And also yesterday, Ronnie and I taped with Cynthia and Crystal on Humble Brag. I don't know when that episode is going to come out, but keep an eye and an ear out. Only one eye and one ear. Don't need to use both. I've either set for that episode because we sat there and we talked and talked and talked.

And I have to say, I felt like there was some really interesting tea that was kind of spilled about Beverly Hills. So I don't know what we'll make it to the final cut, but I think that's a good one to listen to. We had just a great time. And then in our world, it's the usual things. We've got a newsletter that's free. Subscribe to it. It'll arrive right there into your inbox.

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Just I will shout out this envelope that's here on my desk. What a great envelope. You did great work. I don't know what else. Am I missing anything, Ronnie? You'll shout out the opening of an envelope. I am actually. If I can just get one envelopes approval,

I just want approval. I just want people to say you did a good job. Give me that approval. You did well and you look good. That's all I need. That's all I want that. Today we are, oh, no, something has to be discussed.

Today, this podcast is just a little bit darker, a little bit sadder for the on-possization of real houses of Miami. This is, this is, it's, this is one of the most unjust things in the history of Bravo.

I understand. It's really terrible that this happened. I understand that the ratings were low, apparently on Peacock and Network and like, you know, a business has got a business, right? Like at a certain point,

they just can't keep throwing money out these things. But man, man, this is, this one hurts. This is one of the worst things. I feel like that's ever happened

on Bravo and I'm not even being funny. It hurts as a viewer, but it also hurts as an American that we can't actually together and support good things. You know, we come to, we come together to support horrible, stupid, dangerous things. Like what's happening in this country? Everyone's fine, coming together for evil, but you guys cannot come together to support good. This show is evil good. It's evil enough to support.

And I just loved it. And it just makes me look around at my fellow Americans. and think, who are we? Who are we? Yeah. And like, is our recommendation not enough? Because I know there are a lot of people listening who are like, oh my God, yes, you know, I really want to start Miami. I really want to start Miami. And now look what's happened. You can still start it, but you're also unfortunately going to end it. That you're going to get to the end of it. And that's the end. When we recommend something highly, I'm going to have to say this right now. I'm going to

need you to take it seriously when we recommend something highly because, you know, they'll take it away from us. So like you cannot sleep on these shows. There's scarcity here. So like, and when I say we, it's not just the two of us. It's the people on Twitter. It's the people, our other fellow podcasters. If we are saying this show is amazing and people are saying, if you're saying to yourself, oh my God, I hear, I, I hear that Miami's, I've got to start that. I'm just going to start that as soon as I finished the season of Beverly Hills. I'm just, going to start it as soon as I finish this, this season of Roney.

No, start it right away. Listen to us because now it's gone. It's gone. It's over. It's not right. He did it to us. We have to support the show. We have to support the arts. We have to support the arts are under attack in America.

Everybody is so mad at Timothy Shalami right now for his comments on ballet and opera and they're like, you guys, he doesn't understand art and he doesn't support art. And that's how I feel. I feel like you guys don't Not you guys who are listening. I just mean America. Understand culture, guys.

Yeah. Miami was it. But it's dead. So you know what? Whatever. I don't even care if the reboot, whatever. I don't care because I need the castback that's there now.

I don't need a reboot of that. I don't need to reboot in. I don't need a break. I need it happening now. So you know what? We don't always get what we want. That's it. You know what?

No. It was a fully functional. That's it. It was a fully functional, highly functional show. It was a show that to me had a better season last year than even Salt Lake City. I really firmly believe that. I absolutely loved this last season. I think the cast is pitch perfect.

I wouldn't change a single person on the cast. I think it was just wonderful, pure television. And I can, well, my only, my only hope is that people who've never watched it, just go to Peacock and just start watching it. And then let's see like a surge of numbers at Peacock to watch Miami. And let's see, let's put some like consumer oomph behind this show. So Bravo unpresses the pause button and brings it back. And like, let's just make this a temporary blip because I think we can still change this.

I think we can change the course. I think we've seen this happen before. It happened with Twin Peaks. Twin Peaks got its second or third season because of the fans. We can do it. And if there's any show that has peaks, if there's any show that has peaks, and by peaks, I mean boobies, it's real houses in Miami. So let's do this. Yeah.

We actually had a comment on YouTube this week that was like, I can't find it now, of course. But no, I don't want unresponded. I want all comments. I have to read it because it's like really important, I think especially today. And I think we need to take it to heart. It said something like. Guys, Jesus is coming and you need to pay attention. Something like, you guys need to find a Lord because this is getting ridiculous.

And I just said, okay, but guys, I'm telling you, we were just told on YouTube, the end is near, support what's important. Yeah, the end has happened. They put Miami on pause. The end has happened, okay? It already happened. It already happened. in the Bible.

I will say, Adriana, Alexia, Marisol, and Gertie. That being said, the expression of mourning on social media

is pretty hilarious. The number of things going around saying Adriana, Adriana, Alexia, Marisol, they're all unemployed while Gina and Emily

get an eighth season. I'm like, well, there's good news on that because at least Gina and Emily didn't get asked to do the real, the real girl.

trip or whatever that they were just doing that's so fun it's an article this week that's like even after eight seasons they were they were like the only two people not asked to be part of that girls trip where they literally asked everybody they were like hey get jill zaren's cleaning lady years ago i mean i actually genuinely feel bad for them for that because the truth is they have put in eight eight seasons and so like that is really shitty that you are a senior member now of Bravo and you're not getting invited to these things that actually genuinely sucks and as much as I don't necessarily need them back on Orange County. My heart does kind of break for them a little bit in the sense that like you put in all this time and Bravo still is like

whatever, but that's what you get when you're producer pliant. Um, but yeah, I do not that just for the record. I feel joyful. All right. So let's get on. I'm joyful as a viewer. Listen, Ronnie, I'm an empath and I've recently sprayed myself with a spray from a Nashville magician so just bear with me here. I have empath spray from a magician in Nashville. Yeah, but the point is

Bravo did give multiple chances to Southern hospitality and that could have been dumped. So, you know, we've got to count our blessing. Summerhouse. Summerhouse, they stuck it out with Summerhouse and it blossomed. No, that's why I'm actually like, I'm not being super mean to Bravo. I mean, it's frustrating. We get surviving Mormonism. We get that Roney

reboot, but like Miami is the victim here. That being said, I think we have to kind of really look at ourselves. I think we have to like not be complacent about these shows. They are not going to be around forever. If there is a show that everyone is saying is great, you have to support it. You just do. Okay. Southern Hospitality, Season 4, Episode 3 and Olive Branch, serve dirty so Mia is the narrator today and she's like when I was getting my heartbroken in Hawaii all hell was breaking Lisa

Charles Den so we get like the previouslys of what happened and we're still at Folly Beach at the I don't know relationship anniversary of Bradley and that lady and that lady and that lady

that lady that lady who's blonde and talks up sometimes but I don't know I don't know well enough to learn her name and Emmy has arrived and Maddie's arrived and made up with a lot of people and Emmy has not Emmy's just like tweaking out in the corner

like well friend was gonna talk to me I know in front of well she's kind of twitching over there in the corner and staring at everybody and Joe's checking it on Maddie because she's just had a confrontation

and she's like yeah I'm good Joe I'm good Joe get the fuck away from me, Joe. And TJ comes up and he's like, are you good, me? Yeah, yeah, it was good. It was fine. Everything's patched up, guys. And she says, yeah, you know, she thought

something happened, but she threw my poster down. And I'm like, I, why couldn't you, you know, I could beat you up right now for that, you know? You threw my poster down. And TJ's like, yeah, you got a swing. I felt it. She's like, yeah, exactly. The swing. And Justin is like, wait, you swung on TJ? Yeah. No way. Are you kidding me?

You're a bit of a spark plug, aren't you? I like you spark out. Spark out. Ken just shows up. I hate the scuzzy guys are like now, like these scuzzy only fans, dudes are coming on here and pretending they're like in West Side Story. Like, who talks like this? Ah, you're a bit of a spark plug, aren't you?

Not your tuts. It's just Jen Fessler. Well, you know, um, Justin is like, he's, I appreciate that he is, um, he's got a pulse. unlike that guy Austin last year who was like the supposed hot guy that was like the newbie. And he just sort of sat there with eyes bulging and scared and like said did like two things all season. So this guy's definitely late a minute. That guy had a mullet and he lifted logs. Don't think he didn't do anything.

That's right. But so Justin's definitely like he's like a, you know, made for TV and he's like active and he's energetic. But he also feels like he feels like a. he feels like a paint by numbers fuck boy almost like it's not he might not even be a fuck boy he just is like oh they need a fuck boy I am gonna play the role of a fuck boy I'm gonna say the fuck boy things I'm gonna have like really kind of like like on the nose skeezy interviews it's just like he went to chat GPT and asked for like the bullet points of what he should be doing he just sort of doing it like it almost feels fake to me it's just like this guy who came on is like well they need this this role to be filled and here I am yeah you know we've talked a lot about OnlyFans over the years because during the pandemic, I remember that's when OnlyFans became like really a thing. Like I guess a mainstream thing is that's what I remember anyway. To the point where there were people in the carpool line, there was like a mother in the carpool line at my kid's school where she had like her OnlyFans QR code on the back on the back of her car in the drive-through or in the drop-off section so that the dads would go to her OnlyFans. And we've talked about it over the years about how at first,

it was like a great way to make money because not everybody was on it, you know? And so people would be like, ooh, that that mom down the street is on OnlyFans. Oh, I'm going to go look at that. You know, there was like money in it. And then it became something that everybody does. And you just have to work so hard to get anybody to jerk off to you nowadays. It's like, because there's so many, there's so many like mediocre options out there. You really have to work.

It's like carry your card around and, you know, give it away. And that's how he feels to me. Like he's working really, really hard to get people to his only fans. You know, he's doing this show, and then he's coming on. And he's like, well, I'm 30% gay, which sounded weird, you know, because we were like, well, who's, I don't know. I'm not used to fuck boys on these shows saying stuff like that because usually they're like, whoa, whoa, no homo, bro. No homo. But I thought it was a little odd, but then someone sent us his only fans page.

And I was like, oh, that makes sense. He's just trying to make that money, you know, so he's trying to like kind of queer bait while he's doing it. And I just, you know, my heart goes out to only fans people. because that's just a lot of work. You know, you could run for mayor with less effort. I love you, Ronnie. That was the funniest little monologue. It was,

but don't you think? Like, they worked so hard. And we met so many only fans people. And they are like literally out there shaking hands. Like, hey, hey, I'm on only fans. You know, like, they work so hard. And I'm just like, oh, my God, isn't it easier to just learn to do taxes at some point?

I just loved everything about that model. Like, I really did. I was saying that I was like, this is so funny. So I think he's just working hard. So he's like, yeah, I've had a bit of a crush on Mia since I met her a few months ago

because I love good banter. And also she's the lead on a TV show that you want to be on. So he's trying to forward with Mia. Mm-hmm. And he's being flirtatious. And then she's like, I'm nasty. And he tells us, yeah, she's got a great set of personalities.

And he's like boobs. Because remember, boobs are personality. So he says, I'm not much of a homewrecker, but if the opportunity presents itself, I'd wreck the shit out of that home. And that's when I was like, you're, you're just a hired actor. You were brought in off the street and they just fed you some lines. You may not even be a human. You're just an AI thing.

They grafted onto the show. And like they were, the entire time they were talking to like a broom that was hoisted up with eyeballs on it. And then they just put this guy in and posts. Yeah. And Bravo's pretty good with lovable pigs. you know, which is how Southern Charm has made it so long. Those guys are all douchebags and misogynist, but there's like something charming about them.

You can't just be truce. You know, this guy's just straight up gross. So the producer is asking, oh, I'm poor Jordan, by the way. This girl who's like standing behind the bar all day, she doesn't get to move around or talk to it. It's like she's in a little box and she's like got so much rouge on. I mean, just poor thing. It's just so over-rooged.

And I just feel for her. That's the one I feel. feel for Jordan. Yeah, and she doesn't even really get to be part of the show. So the producer says, Justin, aren't you currently dating Jordan? And he goes, no, you know what? I'm never, I'm just, I've never been like a big label guy. So I just, I don't know.

I'm just taking it day by day. And he's smiling so broadly. And I think that like one of the fun parts about having fuck boys on these shows is that they always, the real ones always, I think they think they're pulling one over on the audience. And they almost believe their own shit. But this guy's just smiling so broadly. He's like winking at the audience like, we know I'm a fuck boy. You know and I know.

And that's no fun. The fun is when they think that they're conning us and we're like, no, we're on to you. So he's just a little too wink, wink, wink. Like it's just a little not fun, you know. It's like, it's like, bro. It's like come. Settle down. Just, just be yourself.

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So then we go over to Joe, who's looking at this house that they rent a, And he's like, um, you know, I really like houses like this for parties. Like I really like this open floor plan. I'm being serious. I'm being serious. You know what?

It looks like Bali. It doesn't even look like we're in Charleston anymore. It looks like Bali. Yeah. Thanks for the inside, Joe. Um, I like, thank and also for, thank you for clarifying that you're being serious. Because I thought for a moment, you were making an outrageous joke. He's like, just kidding.

I don't like houses like this for a party. I don't want to be in a mansion. Bali, you heard of it? Yeah. It's like Bali. Yeah. see this. I like the overflow that. I love that like he decided

to like whoever you're talking to, that he decided they're in this gorgeous mansion, like a beautiful mansion and that he decided to weigh in that it was approved. Like this met the standards of Joe Bradley. I'm really glad. The open concept especially

chef's kiss. So Bella, who's Bella again? We're supposed to know her, but I don't. She's been on this before. Just Bella Hadid. Bella Hadid just wandered in, confused and drunk. It's like I got permission to eat half an almond. Anybody? Anybody hurry.

My mom's right outside. Who is Bella Hadid in this world? Yeah, Bella, who is an unnamed lady in the mix here, is like, the ambience in here when you have sex, it would just like match it that much better. We make it that much better. Would it not? Would it not? And then T.J. goes, well, I don't know.

I haven't had sex in like 15 months. And Michael's like, oh my God. And he just walked away. Um, okay. Sorry, I was allergic to attack people. It's me, Grace Lily. I know that we had our differences and stuff. And Molly's like, yeah, well, you seem more peaceful.

By the way, she seems like completely hopped up on LSD. Like, she's tripping balls. Grace Lily is, I don't know what she got in trouble for because all of the, um, reports about her drug use have just said that she had happy pills. So I don't know what that means. I don't know if it's Molly. I don't know LSD. She was LSD.

That's the best one, by the way, kids. If you're going to do. She was arrested. That's the one. Because Grace Lillie was arrested sometime over the past week, right? I think I've drawn charges. Yeah, which is actually very sad.

Not to make what you were saying sad, but like it's just sad for her. But, you know, for us, we will. Yeah, I hate when people get caught. Always. So she's like, yeah, thank you. You know, I'm just struggling with like the self-conscious. And like now I'm just more of a peaceful mindset, you know,

because it has to do with like my tribal past and my roots and my ancestors. Great. Molly's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that makes sense. Maddie's like, I feel good today, but I'm like concerned about being here, but like I'm glad I'm here. Does anyone know if there's an HGMI hookup somewhere so I can put my PowerPoint on the TV to prove T.J. That we are actually friends.

And T.J. is like, yeah, I was like a little bit concerned too. Hey, since we're in this beautiful open concept mansion, do you want to talk a little bit? Yeah, absolutely. I'm down. Okay, let's sit down. So they go sit down. They go sit. And he's like, well, first, I want to apologize for knowing facts that weren't shared because this is like stemming from that group chat. Okay.

And I can't imagine what that has done to you and like what you've gone through. And I sympathize for that. Okay? I sympathize. But he's giving her those evil. You could see it's like evil little gay eyes. I don't know how to explain them except to say they're evil little gay. They're very intense.

Yeah. You want the vacuum her face. Thank you for that. Because like, you know, like I have like bad deja vu and PTSD. Really? You should hear what my ancestors had to say that. Shut up, Grace Lily. Shut up over there.

Okay. Fucking talking but truly stick. Not talking to you. I'm trying to forgive myself and to forgive everyone. one because I don't want to live in this energy anymore. Yeah, it's not healthy. Sort of like the amount of stupid you have in your brain. Sorry, I can't help myself. Well, it's just not healthy. It's not. And it's like, it's eating me alive. It's not. It's like, Joe, I'm being in it alive. So Maddie says, it's nice to hear some accountability from TJ. And my PowerPoint did remind me

that we were friends. So thank you very much, PowerPoint. And I really appreciate the conversation like this because I get to move on and I get to feel like I could maybe get closer to you. I was like, okay. Yeah, so she's like, okay, you know, okay, I'm sorry to. And now let's just be friends. And I'm sorry I blew up at your party and stuff. And he's like, well, at least it was at the end. So that was good.

You told everybody I was going to give them food poisoning, but by that time they had already eaten the cheater dog. So they really care. Yeah, and I had those bad cocktail winners at the bar. Shut up, Joe. Not your scene. My ancestor winner. Shut up, Grace Lily.

So pizza arrives. Pizza comes, yeah. And Emmy's like, oh my God, you guys are so heavy. Emmy, you are working out every day on Instagram. That's all you do. She's like, she's like lifting cars on Instagram. She's like, oh, just pizza. Oh, my God, I'm talking to you guys.

This pizza makes me feel unsafe. So Maddie's like, The pizza is stalking me. I've never had such aggressive pizza. before. There's a car outside. There's a car outside. It's staring at me.

It's coming my way. It's coming my way. Oh my God. It's offering me sausage. Oh my God. It's pizza. Just fucking answer the door. Why is it always the big pizza that has so many problems, right, guys?

The pizza's like, I come from Will's mistress. Shut up. You don't know. You don't know. There was never any proof pizza. Well, there's not a day that goes by where I don't think about how one of my closest friends called me a predator on a podcast. The podcaster asked Emily. Nick Files like, hello, can someone use my name?

The podcaster asked Emily, Emmy, if she thought that Joe was blacked out drunk and I was the one making the moves when he was sleeping. And then she sat there and said, oh my God, I never thought about it that way. And I'm not over that. I'm not over it. Well, it was pretty low. Jesus. Oh, yeah. That's really bad.

That's really bad. I mean, it's like, yeah, what else do you expect? So Maddie is like, especially when it's on the show that it was the other way around. Because on the show, Joe copped to it. He was like, hey,

I know that we have, you know, that problem when we were drunk and then I touched you. That's what was said on the show. So the fact that Emmy knows that. And then she's going and letting someone spin it into like, oh, the predator gay guys,

raping, you know, drunk guys, which by the way, she doubles down on in about 20 minutes. Yeah. I mean, it's,

I miss have it is not a good season for Emmy. so far. Um, so Maddie, an Emmy for it because it's amazing. Well, guess what? I named the episode and the Emmy goes to dot, dot, dot, done. I did. So Maddie is like,

we're really smart over here. Um, Maddie is like, okay, I can understand that. And I feel like that's a conversation you need to have with Emmy. And he's like, yeah. So, uh, then everyone starts eating their pizza and everything. And, you know, that's what I love about these shows. These shows with the young kids who are just excited to get a beyond Bravo. Because it was real house vibes.

You would never see this much pizza being eaten on camera. So Joe is like, hey, I see Maddie smoggle, though, T.J. Something, something I haven't seen it a long time. That makes me happy. Almost as happy as this open concept in this house. I really think it looks, it's like I'm, I feel like I'm in Indonesia. It's like, wow. Did I bring my passport?

Can I get back home? I'm serious right now. I'm serious right now. This is interesting. Seriously. I'm not even joking. It's like could possibly be Malaysia, but I'm going to go with Indonesia. So they're congratulating.

Grace Lewis is like, oh my God, Brad, congratulations on one year. Happy one year. Or is my ancestors call it. Happy anniversary. And he's like, thank you, Grace. Keep giving me all the good vibes. And Lake tells us, you know, Brad's timeline is like, like a little weird because like was he not making out with me one year ago throw the clip up there

yeah we're making out like the timeline's a little freaky i'm like i'm like i'm like I'm like I'm like I'm really I'm getting into like now that I'm used to her like just stoner energy I am loving Lake

I love that Lake is always like one foot out one foot in like a hot box car just like hey yeah did you not make out with me spherical? Wow I'm like her mom too I hope they bring her

back. So Justin's like, hey, yo, can I make a toast? First and foremost, thanks to Brad and Julia for establishing this house. And then I hope tonight, I don't know what I meant by establishing this house. I don't know what that meant, but whatever. And then I hope tonight everyone can make amends with people that they've had a beef with. Speaking of beef, I'd love to put my beef sausage into someone's lady cave. Okay. Okay, we can move forward and we can have a wonderful summer. So cheers to everyone here. Let's have a good time. Who would like to be motorboated first? Okay. I hate when the new person is like the toast master. It's like in the office when there's a new girl and they're like, oh my God, you guys, cheers to us for being friends for so long. Like,

we're best friends, right? We're all best friends. You all just such a great neat job in the office. I am so proud to work alongside of you. It's like you got your attempt. You don't even work here. Get out of here. Take your cupcake and go. Okay. So Emmy says, well, guys, if we actually do squash all of our beef tonight, I'll take a shot. And Justin's like, oh, Emmy breaking sobriety. It's only the show where they'd be like you hear that sentence with like a cheer.

So Emmy back, everybody. Fill off the wagon. So Emmy's like, since I started my wellness journey, I haven't had to drink in over two years. And I'm trying to think what's the most vulnerable thing I could do to try to get these people to believe what I'm saying and trust me. So I'm like, let's see. I'm like, oh, Bethany Frankel is like sharpening her net. See, see, she fell off the wagon for the show. She did it.

Huh, ha, ha, ha, ha. How vulnerable can I be? I'm going to take a shot. And so I'm just like, um, as much as I love an audience, like I'd probably like actually like to like have a private chat maybe right. Like, could we just like have a, have a maybe like a private chat? And he's like, well, I mean, I know it's a private thing, but I'm not the only one that's still. feel some sort of friction with you. So maybe we could just do it all at one time instead of three separate conversations.

So now 20 people gather around. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. But, uh, Amy Sada is Roppa. It's kind of an open concept. So you really can't have a private conversation. But that's okay. It's like Bali.

So it's like we're on a beach. It's all good. It's all good. You know what? I think you guys should have this in the living room. No, I'm sorry. The kitchen. No, you know what?

Both. Because it's open concept. Bali. You got bullied. I'm totally serious. I'm totally serious. It's a great concept. It's a great house.

Great house for this. I mean, he's like, okay, well, I don't know where to begin. I know that a lot of shit went down in February, and I know that we all have our own versions of what the truth is, but I just hate where we all are. Well, there's a beautiful house. I don't know why you'd hate it here. Like Folly Beach, it's a magnificent place. I mean, you would, Folly or Bali, am I right, guys?

Right. No, I'm not being literal, Joe. Do you acknowledge that you've done anything wrong? And she's like, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, to, to Maddie, to Maddie. I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean, to Maddie, I did. And Brad's like, so between you and me and our friendship, maybe do you think you've done anything wrong? I mean, I trusted you. Yeah, I trusted you.

Like, I really thought of you like, like. So where do you feel like I broke your trust? Well, you, you know, like when you didn't believe me last year, like when I, you got into my relationship and you believe that my fiancee 100% cheated on me and there's not like a lick. There's not like a lick. There's not a fucking lick of everything. evidence that he cheated on me and there's not even a fucking picture at the fucking prom. Like, there's nothing. I forgot about law prom.

The law school prom. The law school prom. He took another girl to law school prom and she stayed at his house. So Brad's like in the meeting, in the beginning of all this, I was defending you straight up. But then like the last. little bit is the only time I didn't defend you. And when I went to like do my own research, like that's when I saw things. So then like we went to New York and you were on stage, you were saying like, oh, I hope to get to a better place to TJ and Brad. And then 30 minutes later, we went up to Molly's

room and I hear you on the phone as completely backpedaling off everything you said. So then that's when I started to really feel some sort of type of way towards you. And then after that, like I'm going and telling someone that I'm unsafe, that really broke me because you have that kind of relationship that you know what kind of relationship we have. And I would. never think that. Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad. The text was so aggressive, Brad. And everyone's like, oh, God, it just pans around the table.

Because everyone was already groaning at the, you know, stalker. At the unsafe, unsafe was bad. Oh, she's like using every key word. She's like, I know you're very eloquent. Like, oh, Emmy, no. She's like, dad, it was so, so aggressive. Like, I don't know why you texted me that. Like, I mean, I did like.

like truly, Brad, like, you're, you're, like, dead to me. Like, you know, the little word of your fucking voice, you're dead to me, you know? And he's like, I literally said back what you said, though. And she's like, wait, why would I say dead to me too? Like, yeah, no, no, no, no. And he goes, why would I say dead to me too? You said it to me in the text first. I said, or you said it to me first in the conversation.

And I said you're dead to me too. And she's like, she goes, because I did not say you were dead to me. It was probably my fiance. I'm like, okay. so Will so Brad could not tell the difference between Will and Emmys' voice that makes total sense and Molly's like well I heard it

and that came from your mouth and she says yeah my hotel room was directly next to Emmys and we shared a wall and I heard everything so for her to be like dead to me you didn't hear that girl I heard you blowing your nose at four in the morning like thanks for waking me up by the way noseblower

I'm a very light sleeper turns out. So Brad is like, okay, so why did you say that I made you feel unsafe? She's like, well, you were angry and you were angry after this. And then the text that I got you, I've never seen such a text like that. I've never seen you talk to anyone like that. And everyone, again, everyone's just like, oh, me microaggressions left and right. So Brad's like, are you even in this neighborhood? Like, do you belong here? Like, where are you going? Like, where are you going right now? Like, why are you wearing a hoodie? Like, trying to rob a house. And he's like, well, I was pissed. and that's why I was texting like that.

It's like, Brad, Brad, Brad, okay, Brad, look, look, guys, guys, Brad. I mean, you're scary. You're scary. Like, you're scary. Oh, not scary. I know. Every time she says a sentence,

everyone's like, oh, God. It's so bad. It's so bad. You were outside my door. Like, you were outside my door, and I was scared. Like, I was scared. I was, like, on the phone with the police.

I hate to, I don't, I don't mean to, you know, it's actually a very serious thing because this is the sort of language that gets people arrested, shot and killed. And this is like a trauma that people lived through. It's like, you know, like, especially like white women saying these things. And it has led to so many terrible things in history. You know, the South.

Yeah. But like what I'm laughing at is just how like, oh, you are. It's like, it's just like one after the other after the other. It's like, it's almost like it's almost like a stereotype. It's almost like, I'm like, is this for real right now? It's crazy. It's just one after the other, after the other. And Mia is like the situation obviously not funny like and you can tell everyone's face is like oh

Like she just has no idea. It's just funny because it's like a total Karen not just caroning out and not even like going even further down the path every time you ask her something. It's just gets worse and worse. It's she thinks she's clearing things up and she's making it worse and worse and you're like girl come on now. So, Mia is like, so you were scared of Bradley Carter being out of high. Okay, come on, come on, Mia. Come on. Come on, me, come on. She's like, here's. So Mia tells us, here's my advice for you.

Emmy, in this moment, shut up. Stop talking. She doesn't know what her words can do to a black man in a town like this. Even if you didn't mean it in a certain way, it can come off a certain way. So Michael's like, okay, before you say something, you can't. Like, you can't say that. Say you're scared because, like, that can come off as like a microaggression. And she's like, wait, what, huh, no, wait, no, no, what, uh, what, uh, what, uh, what, uh, what, what,

yeah, no, I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that. I just meant like, you know, like, like, like, like, terrifying. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it's like a big black man coming at you. It's, it's scary. It's scary. Like, Emmy, no, Emmy, no. And Brad's like, well, what did you think I was going to do to you? And she's like, I mean, I don't know. And you, you had your boyfriend there. You think I'm going to bust down the door. And she's like, Well, all I'm saying is like in my five years, like, of being friends with you, like, I've never seen you speak to anyone like that. Like, like, I've never seen you, like, text anyone like that.

Like, whoa. Well, I don't agree with the verbiage. Like men of color were continuously fighting stereotypes. And it's just like a never-ending bottle. And Maddie tells us, I can't validate that. I can't validate that. I mean, actually feels that way, but she's got to get better words. And Brad is saying, you know, when I'm angry or when I'm upset or when my feelings are hurt,

I have to be so careful on how I react, on how I carry myself on what I say, and that's not fair. And I texted you, and I didn't even knock on your door. I didn't even raise my voice at you. So now why am I all of a sudden a threat to you or your safety? Because I've shown a little bit of emotion. And the truth is, that's such a great point because he showed a little bit of emotion on texts. And you compare that to the number of times that Emmy has gone, you know, running out of the room, crying, angry, tears, you know, like that finger goes, shaking. And this is exactly what was also being talked about,

the night prior on Summer House, about like just how, how, you know, people, like just the privilege that Emmy has versus how people like Brad and Michaels and Mia and Sierra and KJ and other Mia have to have to consider that things that like Emmy and Kyle don't have to.

So it's, you know, you know, but of course it's on this silly show, which is like funny because they're like all fighting. And then the next, scene, they're all just like, okay, now let's do shots together. Yeah, I mean, yeah. And, you know, like, no, I don't think guys should be texting bitch to a

woman anyway. And that happens a lot on these southern shows. And I don't know if it's like an age thing or if it's what it is and it's the gay guys a lot of the time. So we're like, bitch, and I don't, you know, it's not like we never say bitch on this show. You know what I mean? But I don't tell my girlfriend, like, shut up, bitch. Like, I just, I don't love that. But, Even so you can say like, hey, I don't love you calling me a bitch. Like, what the hell? That's not cool. And not call production and say, I feel unsafe and like try and elevate it to this level.

I mean, what she's doing is so beyond, you know. Yeah, you're allowed to be offended by a text that is like you're dead to me too, bitch or whatever. You're allowed to, but like, it's like when you're like, I feel unsafe. Yeah, I'm calling production on Twitter. Like I'm trying to affect his job. And then, you know, the stuff she says in the rest of the episode about people, it's like, It's dangerous, you know? It's very dangerous.

You're basically calling people rapists and stalkers and abusers and stuff when you don't get your way. And that's some dangerous shit, Emmy. Oh, my God. And she never even sees it and just triples down throughout the episode. It's crazy. Yeah, she, she, that's not right. So Justin says, hey, I think it's important to not minimize Emmy's emotions, but at the same time, realize that you would never do something like that.

Just listen, listen, Brad, we don't need to hyper fix it on it. Maybe unsafe is the wrong word. I mean, listen, I just, I needed space. I needed space. And she goes, Brad is a calm, cool, clotted man. He does not snap. But after I had gotten off that reunion stage, I was in my hotel room with my fiancee and I'm a fucking mess.

And I'm calling my mom and I get a text. Lower your fucking voice. You're dead to me too, bitch. Like, what? What? There's no privacy. I'm freaking out. I can't breathe at all.

I'm like, you're the, like, it's, it's not his fault that you're like in a deranged seat, okay? Like, sorry. It's not his fault. And he's like, well, that hurt me to my core, because you were, you were a close friend. And she's like, Brad, Brad, Brad, I never wanted to get here to begin with, okay? Like, it's sad, like, knowing at one, one point, like, you were supposed to be, you were supposed to be a groomman, you were supposed to be a groomsman, my wedding with my fiancé. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys, I'm crying. Okay, here they come. The, the white lady tears. She doubles down, she calls production, and now here comes the tears. And Grace Lilly's like, are you serious?

He was going to be a Grimsman? Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Brad's like, it's sad and it's really unfortunate. She goes, I love you. And it's just like, it's really sad.

He goes, but it didn't feel like it. But didn't feel like it. Right? She's because I know, I know. It doesn't feel because I was, I was angry. And you know how fucking angry my fucking fiance gets. So now she's putting it on to Will. Yes.

put it on Will. So TJ's like, well, sometimes the way that you feel towards people is influenced by Will. Like, personally, I don't think you would have went on that podcast after the reunion if Well wasn't there. And you pushed a narrative upon me that you know it's not fucking true. And she's like, oh my God, Will or me, like we never had any intention of going on that podcast saying anything like that about you like ever. And he's like, well, it could have been easily stopped.

And she's like, and he says after the podcast, he was flooded in DMs with, you know, people saying he was a rapist and they show all these, you know, messages like, oh, yeah, he basically raped him and that was assault. And no, no, no, no. The gay guy raped the straight drunk guy. The second he had a chance and stuff. And he's like, you know, you could have shut down that conversation and said, you don't want to talk about it.

And she's like, but I genuinely did not know what to say when he said it. So I just like tacitly agreed. Like, duh, is that what you do? Yeah. Yeah. And so DJ is like, I mean, she could have just shut the whole thing up. You know, she called me a rapist on the podcast. Molly, I just thought Molly goes, what is wrong with you?

I mean, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I just let him call you a rapist. I mean, it's like, like, what? I don't know if you're a rapist. I mean, if he says you're a rapist, I'm just like a green.

Like, I didn't say it. I mean, come on. You went with it, bitch. You did. Michaels goes, whoever said it, the whole goal is sitting at this table is for resolution. Just like, exactly, bro. So resolution and also me grabbing some sweet tits. Come on, who wants to get into my hands?

So T.J's like, you're saying, like, I swear. I promise, like, I would never fucking do that. And I heard you say that about Molly as well while liking comments about her fat shaming. Then we heard through the, through the wall laughing about it. So I'm like, oh, looping Molly into it as well. I was like, I didn't even know there was a Molly angle. Yeah, because there were three of them. Remember, Bradley said there's three people.

So I guess it's Molly, T. And Brad. And so, I mean, he's like, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, listen, no, listen. And Molly's like, no, it is absolutely disgusting that you would let me be humiliated. She's like, that is fucking ridiculous, Molly. So Molly reminds us that on stage at the reunion, she confronted Emmy about liking inappropriate comments. And one of them said, it's always a thick girl's coming for the skinny girls.

And I guess she liked that comment. And so we see that reunion footage. And Emmy's saying, I deleted it. I deleted it. She goes, yeah, then why are you deleting comments? She's like, because I delete, I delete hate comments. That's why I delete meme comments. Amy is like, uh-uh, you left hers and then you pinned it.

Oh my God, Emmy, you pinned it? Jesus, Emmy. Not the pinning. She goes, I never, no, I did not. I never pinned it. I deleted the fucking comment immediately. Oh my God, Molly. Oh my God.

You know, I deleted that shit. You linked to it in your bio. You put it on your LinkedIn. You said you were working at fat shaming. So Emmy is like, I totally did that shit immediately. And you want to know why? Because she's a little fucking victim. And I knew she was going to self-identify with a comment that didn't even use her goddamn name.

And she was going to make it all about herself. So she goes, do you want to, do you want to have my Instagram for a day and see how many notifications I get? I mean, listen, listen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Four. I'm sorry.

Four. What are you sorry? four. That's a very important thing to talk about. My tribal ancestors always insist on a full apology. So Michael's goes,

Grace. No, that's a valid question. It's a valid question. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know, I know it's a triggering conversation for you. I would say for some people, maybe it's a very heavy conversation for you.

Oh, wrong word. I know this is a massive issue in our relationship. Sorry, wrong word. There's a lot of robust challenges. Wrong word. What should I say? What should I say? Listen, I just want to get to the point.

Let's just cut the fat. I mean, that's probably not the right way to. I know we're in the thick of it. Oh, no. Listen, I just want you to be a big girl about this. Oh, damn it. This weighs on me a lot. Oh, okay, okay.

You guys, you guys. Look, like we're in Bali right now, basically like open concepts am i right so i think we should call it quits like we've made it the long way i think it's like definitely like it's like moving in the right direction as the next owner of the business of something somewhere that level has um like i just want to say like open concept i love joe just decides arbitrarily it's over now i'm like what i felt like they actually were making progress and i feel like they were getting through to emmy and they were sort of building some bridges and Joe's like, okay, guys, listen, let's not like ruin this open concept. So let's

have, that's enough for today. So Gristley's like, all right, let's drink. Goodbye y'all. I'm like, okay, well, heavy conversation is now officially done. I need some, I need some fresh air. Lake, like, will you come with me? I need to breathe. I need to breathe. And they're like, oh my God, are you leaving? It's like, so she goes outside hyperventilating and late comes out. It's like, hey, you did okay. Hey, it shows that you love and care when you have those reactions. People who don't care don't hyperventilate. I'm Lake.

So, Mia's like, Michaels, are they best friends now? Blake and Emmy. Y'all, they like squash their beef. Like, they did? Like, so Lake is like, you know who loves you? You know who cares about you. And you know your truth. I'm Lake.

Lake is like, yeah, I was kind of a shady bitch to Emmy last year. And we see that they were like the shitty bitch montage. And there were like a lot of moments. She was doing like a lot. But I do a lot too. But by the way, no, by the way, like you don't do a lot like that. You're too stoned to do a lot like that. She goes, so I got to talking to her after Michael's forced her to kind of come together and kumbaya.

And she's bad shit crazy. But I like that. So we're friends. And we're friends. And we're good. I know who you are. Remember what I told you? You're strong.

you're strong she's like oh my god but like i respect like the fuck out of brad like i respect him like the same way that i respect like i don't know jason or that like michael guy who chases people around with an axe you know like it's terrifying but like he can sell a movie because a scary scary villain scary is a good thing sometimes you know um like yeah you were strong you were strong and mad he's like you did a good job you did good job so bella Bella's back and she goes yeah you know what you owned up to what you needed to say. And everyone's like hugging Emmy. And so Brad goes out to talk to her.

And TJ's like, how many people can hug Emmy at the same time? Which is true. Everyone's consoling her. And she's like, can I have a hug? Can I have a hug, Brad? Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Okay, softer, softer. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. But in all seriousness, and then they all start chanting, squash the beef. All these kids need to Brian. Yeah. Commercials.

Here comes one right now. So Brad is like, he's like, okay, everyone shut up, shut up. So they go like Brad and Emmy have a little talk. And Emmy's like, listen, Brad, I don't know whether I should be scared right now or just terrified, but I'm feeling kind of both. Is that okay? Is that still a microaggression? He's like, yeah, okay, stop. He's like, what's up? She goes, thank you for being receptive and I don't like carrying around resentment and anger and I don't like not being able to talk to you. There's an intertwine of connections between you and my life. And I don't like where we are. I never wanted to get here and I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that you were stalking me outside my door. And I know I said some horrible shit. And I know I hurt your feelings. I'm sorry. And he's like, okay, I appreciate the apology. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So he says they've been friends for a long time.

Maybe they can start going in a better direction now. So they decide to move forward. And then Michael, let's see, what happens next? So when you go to the Bahamas, wait, what are they talking about fish? I don't know about the fish part. Wait, all I know is that Brad and Emmy, they go back inside. Everything is good.

And he's like, everyone, she's not leaving. Everything is okay. So now they just are partying. And now they're back like, okay, the tense moment.

We talked about the microaggressions. We squash the beef. Everyone is good again. Now we're in this mansion. We're going to party. So they're all just like, oh my God, we're in a mansion.

Let's say they finally realize they're in a mansion. So they're just partying in every square footage. And at one point, they go into a bedroom and Julia's like, this is where I ate Prad's ass last night. Oh my God, did you actually? It's fun sometimes.

Oh my God, you want to eat my ass? He's like, no, I'm not really into fish. But if I ever change my palette, I'll let you know. And that explains the fish comment. Fish report, fish report. So they just cheer and have fun. And Justin's like, yeah, party time. And Mia's like break dancing.

I don't know. They're just having a good time. So Emmy holds up the tequila bottle. And she's like, you guys, you guys, this historical moment, this is the first time I've drank since September of 2023. Okay, I'm coming back. And Grace Lee is like, well, are you sure you want to do that? Because if you're being sober, but then you have a drink,

that I think that means you don't get to be sober no more. And Brad's like, you really don't have to do that. She's like, no, I'm having a shot. I'm not, I'm not going to keep drinking. I'm just going to take a shot to commemorate, working on being friends again. But I'm not taking the shot alone. So everyone needs to do it with me.

And it's like, okay, I'll do it with you. Because since we're in Bali, after all, why not do a shot for Bali, right? Okay, guys, here's 20 chapter. Oh, my God. Hopefully this is like the best chapter. Okay, let's have a drink. So they take a drink. And Mia's like, well, at least she'll be drunk now because you haven't had one in so long.

And so everybody cheers to them. And then Mia's like, yeah, and cheers to my first night being single. And Michaels is like, what the fuck is wrong with you? That guy was like so hot. Like, why would you break up with that guy? Like, seriously. They were just in Hawaii together. What the fuck happened in Hawaii?

You're supposed to be fucking and having fun in Hawaii. Brad's like, wow, no one's saved. Y'all, I just blame it on her because Troy's perfect. And she's like, yeah, long distance. You know, that's never going to work. But I'm okay, guys. I'm okay. You know what?

If you want to send me your condolences, send me your hottest friends Instagram through my DM. Thank you. What? Like, oh my God, Mia. Wow. And she's like, no, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. You know, he just didn't want him to Charlotte. So Justin's like, yeah, I prayed for this. What did Michael Jordan say? You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. And on screen, it's like, no, that was Wayne Gretzky, you idiot. So they cheers to Mia. And Joe's like, well, guys, we should all go down to the street. Let's go to the bar. Which I was, by the way, I always think that's one of the funniest things when you get like an Airbnb and then you immediately leave it to go somewhere

else. I'm like, why did you even get the Airbnb in the first place? Yeah. So then some of them jump in the pool and then a lot of people go to the bar and Justin's like, whoa, you know what like a body shot is? It's like the top three things to get over a heartbreak me. I swear to God.

She says, who told you that? And he's like, science. She's like, okay, well, let me see your belly button. He was like, yeah, my belly button's cute. Oh, fucking hell. I haven't been single in years. And I don't mind, you know, flirting with an attractive man, I think it's a bit overdue, some would say. And then they do like a conga line and they're partying.

And T.J. does a body shot off of Michaels. And then they make out, but it's like a real makeout. And it's like, oh my God, the two guys are finally kissing. It's all happening. And Emmy, who just got out of trouble is like, um, T.J. was born in like 1990 and Michaels was born in 2002. I mean, that is a big difference. Okay.

Like, okay. Have fun. Have fun with grandpa. Have fun on the Epstein's list. What the fuck? Does Emmy not look around her town? Does she not seen the relationships on Charles in Charleston? No kidding.

This is like having it having like an eight like a like a 12 year gap is that that's considered to be basically like might as well be twins. I feel like that's nothing these days, right? Yeah. I mean, this is usually I think I feel like most of the guys walk around that city have like a 35 to 40 year gap between them and their. our girlfriends. Yeah, on Southern Charm, you've got to have at least a decade to even be considered. So Justin is doing body shots off Mia and she's complimenting him. And she's like, yeah, he didn't look too bad from up top. And he's like, I'm going to kiss. Let's kiss right now.

I'm going to kiss you tonight. So she runs away. And she's like, up, the Uber. So now they all have to work tomorrow. So bye. So it's time to catch up with everyone. So first up, we have Jordan and Molly. This is like the next day. And Jordan's like, okay, I think these are the last bags. And Molly's like, you got everything? And she's like, yeah. And Molly says, after folly, I'm hung tits.

Jordan goes, yeah, how are you feeling? She's like, like ass. Zofrin working overtime. And that concludes Molly and Jordan Theater. Jordan, Jordan's like, did you find my ruse? I need it. Please give me my rose. So Julie and Brad, we go over to Julie and Brad,

And Brad's like, did you use my toothbrush? And she's like, no, I use the purple. He's like, seriously, because you ate my ass last night. I'd really not like to brush my teeth with my own ass. Be nice. And now we have Mia who's just doing some sort of like trippy red light mask things on her bed. It's like shot from above. It's like very, very cinematic.

Yeah. And then Brad and Justin talking about how they're hungover and stuff. And Justin has a date night coming up with Mia. They had a long night on the couch. We see them talking on the couch. And he asked her on a date. He's like, you want to go to Marbled and Finn? She goes, that's my spot.

Because I love a good steak and a good fish, marbled and fin. And so then I just realized, actually, I was making fun of it. I'm like, oh, that's probably why it's called Marbled and Finn. I was like, what is that stupid name? I realized, oh, it's like steak and fish. So then I still think it's stupid. I mean, marbled and fin. Yeah, marbled and fin.

Shouldn't it be like marbled and scaled? Something like, I don't know, something that the fish is. Like the safe is marbled. The fish is something. Yeah. Tender. Or like a hoof and fin. Or something maybe.

Yeah. Stupid. Anyway. So Justin's like, yeah. And then I go back and I'm chilling at my spot in the door bus open. And it's Jordan. Not even, hey, like, how's it going? It was like, oh, hey, I heard you try to get with Mia.

And I was like, oh, got me. And Brad goes, and then she left and goes, nah, she stayed. Jordan's a pretty sad character. I told her I had some rouge, so, you know, hard to resist that. I like Jordan's company, but Mia really gets me going. She reminds me of women up north. You know, I'm from Boston. Women in Boston are a bit more up front.

they don't really take a lot of shit and I like that. My dad is Lebanese. He's more, you know, where we got the affection. My mom's Irish Catholic. She definitely didn't take any of my bullshit or any bullshit. And I think a lot of that rubbed off on me as well.

So Mia's like a female version of me. So he's my brother. He's Lebanese Irish. I was like it was Ronnie Karam in a way. It was me. It's me with hair when I was a fuck boy. So Joe's like, well, you are like toxic as fronies.

brother or as they sell at st bala toxic as fuck and he's like yeah so now the ladies come in and um jo's like hey let's say as how as there's many people who can on king three and could sell them tables to the day they yeah just like yeah let's do it okay cool so it's a shift change and so lake comes in and he j is like oh my god a lesbian and because i guess that's the way let like is dressed and she's like where he's like where did she just come from and michael's like oh i went to dinner it's like oh nice yeah it was good new oysters were like really good i'll be right balk i'm gonna get the steamer okay and they're like oh my god so much bella out of nowhere it's like there's there's a lot of sexual tension there didn't anyone feel that oh my god she's like yeah so much

sexual attention he's like oh my god you guys chill like there's definitely sexual tension with Michaels like there always is but like why can't we just have fun and make out i mean you know like after last summer there were times when things did get honestly kind of weird but uh and then we see yeah like i was kind of upset because you kissed me but then there was like never a conversation about it oh i forgot about that stupid well like what's going on where are we so then tj's like he's like i mean me and michaels are friends like we both find each other attractive and we get drunk and we have fun and we continue of the life, you know, Emmy's like,

stay away from Geezer. So, TJ's like, we can just be like fine after making out. It's like totally fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. So Emmy comes in and everyone's being nicer today. So she's like, yeah, it's nice that Tich and I can like work under the same roof. But like, we just

needed to have like a progressive conversation. And it was progressive. Like it started one place and then went to another place and like now it's cool. So it's like we can totally be in the same room together. Yeah. Yeah. We did have a progressive conversation. Okay, by the way, we did not have a progressive conversation. I mean, might think that we had a progressive conversation,

but I honestly don't accept her half-ass apology. More like a progress-so conversation like it was canned and tasted like soup. So time for the meeting. All right. So for tonight, obviously we're missing some bodies. Maddie's not here tonight because she's at a concert with her down. And then we have the boys, Justin, Joe, and Brad. And they're out walking the streets.

I would have loved it if it cut to like those guys. like dressed as hookers in drag. He's just a big curly-haired wigs and like a little short, like a shiny, like, see-in like mister. Hey, you want a night in Bali?

Yeah, I'll pull it over, daddy. Hey, you want Bali and I'm over a public. Yeah, big boy. Get over there.

Marbles aren't the only thing I can swallow. Daddy. Pull over the side of the row. Play with your marbles. They call me Joey Marbles for a reason. Pull over. It's like one of those 1980s. cop movies where the cops have to dress up like

prostitutes. It's like, it's wacky. But I actually love it. Instead, they're like trying to get people into the club. And Justin's like, hey, turn that petty cab around and partying girls and get back to Republic. Okay, see you there. Yes. You're scaring them. You didn't mention

it was Bali. You have to tell them as Bali. Otherwise they'll go away. So then they're going into bars and be like, hey, hey guys, we got to go. We're going to Republic out for this. Do you want to come? The cool joke tells us. Yeah.

Back when I was love with the poster boy, you know, her shiny star, instead of like going straight to work, I used to go to like, I pop into like every single spot in King Street, like along the way. I'd go to like bubbles and branch and like branch and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and marbles and like fins and like fins and like a lot of cool places to go to. And I was like, like, you know what? Like you got to enter an island republic. And one time level was like, why are there so many people in home goods uniforms here?

And I was like, well, I went to every place on King Street. And she was like, you'll have to go into every place, Joe. It was funny. Yeah, the CVS people were so mad when I couldn't seat them after Ike them out. And Joe Leva was like, yeah, Joe's good at that. Like, Joe's a man about town. I have Lisa Vanderpump hair this season. And so we see Joe talking to this older lady.

She's like, hi, I'm Donna. And he's like, Donna, I haven't had Donna. She's stunning, just like you. I've always wanted to fuck my aunt Donna. You come into her little later. Yeah, you're so hot. You're almost as hot as hot. She's so hot.

Anyway, yeah, come on. Come on, Donna. And so Love is like, yeah, we own multiple businesses in case you didn't know, because I mentioned every single episode of every single season of the show. We own multiple businesses, which is on King Street, which is the It Street in Charleston. Yeah. So good luck having a business here, because it's the place to be. And these are all completely, they all have a completely different vibes.

So that, you know, someone could come in on the weekend and experience all these different spaces. They can, like, you know, you can wear your Tommy Bahama in dark light. Can wear your Tommy Bahama in warm light. You can wear your Tommy Bahama in purple light. It's just so many different experiences for your Tommy Bahama shorts and shirts. And Joe's like, yeah, if I want to prove to Leva, that I'm ready on my spot one day, like, I think the best thing I can do is go back to my roots. The OG Joy bottles. Talk to everyone on the street.

That's what I'm going to do. And then everyone's like, hi, Joe. It's fucking Landon. Was that really Landon? Landon just passing by on every show filming that she could. Was it really Landon? Yeah, it was Landon. Yeah, it was literally Landon.

He's like, oh, hey, are you landing? How you doing? I got a parking spot for you all if you want to come in here. She's like, she's like, she just finally finished her HTML mockup on that website. So Joe's like, yeah, I gotta become a leader again. And the respect, but are not only from Lava, but myself. I'm like, oh, it doesn't respect himself anymore. So he brings in all the girls and love is like, wow, nice.

That's what I want to see. Like he came on with like a ton of girls. I like the way he walked up, like so much energy with like girls. Look, look how many girls there are. Wow. Hi, girls. But I need you to do this every night, Joe. Like you need to bring in like girls every night.

Okay? Like, I need you to keep it going. Because like you start, but then tomorrow you could finish. I need you to do this every day. your life. I want you to wake up. I want you to look at your breakfast. I don't want you to see eggs and sausage. I want you to see girls that you can bring in. Then I want you to bring up. So I can bring my eggs and sausage to VIP. No, Joe. It's the saying, Joe. Trying to help you, Joe. Look, I can teach anyone to sell tables. It's not just selling tables. It's looking at the

analytics. It's showing up to shifts. It's looking at Google tables and seeing what the numbers are these days. It's showing up to meetings. It's planning events. It's getting into HR. It's understanding what HR policies are. It's also making sure people don't violate HR policies. It's also making sure there's no microaggressions due to the HR policies. It's also showing up in the office when Leah's CEO sits you down and says, look, you really

fucked up, Joe, and you have to listen. That's what running a fucking club is all about. So are you going to do that, Joe? And he's like, but like seriously, like, we're the Beatles. The Beatles are dead, Joe. Are you going to do it or not? I'm like taking this so seriously. And I just, my eggs and bacon want to thank you.

They're totally doing shots right now at the bar. look I made I put my bacon so it looks like a smiley face with the ex. It's not cool. No, no it's not. It's real grand slam. Real grand slam. So they're doing a sign and Brad and Emmy are interacting and he asked her how tonight is and she's like, well, it was really slow until like 10 minutes ago. Yeah. And so she's like psyched that they're all friends again.

And Brad's happy their friends again. And Emmy congratulates him. She's like, I mean, it's like kind of crazy. Like you guys brought like 50 people. And then one of the girls says like, they didn't bring that many. And Brad is like, she loves to try to keep a man humble.

So he makes a sign that says, bride tribe. And now it's a whole new day. I know everyone wanted to see how that bride tribe would turn out, but you'll just have to imagine them because Joe's washing us for no good reason. We see Joe in slow-mo shirtless washing his truck. And he announces,

the closest I'll get to cheating on Maddie. God, it's my truck. And then we just move on from there. But it's like a really sexy like sketch. It's just like slowly washing it. It's like, so then we go to Molly's apartment and like it's over there. And they're like getting ready for a party

and putting like little cheeses together and stuff. And it's going to be girls night. Girls night. No, but like seriously, I've been wanting a girl's night. like really bad because I'm like, and the gays are coming too. And so she goes, yes, prep.

It's like, wow, it's a prep party. Wow. That's a crazy. This is a crazy gay party? Like, it's girls' night and then we're going to make the gays sleep with each other. Yes, prep. By the way, it's a tough episode for Emmy

because not only was she doing the microaggression Hall of Fame, but she has unfortunately lost her title as charcutory queen of Southern Hospitality. Emmy had three amazing seasons of inviting people over to her very clean apartment with a very well-made bed and she always put together a very tight, organized and well-composed charcutory plate. But Molly is like, oh, she's going to fat-shamed me. Well, as long as I'm being fat-chamed, I'm going to make the charcutory tray of all sharkootry trays. She fills up her entire kitchen island with

charcutory and she has it all laid out. And I was like, wow, this was you can't beat it. It was the best, it was the best charcutory tray we've ever, it was the best homemade chakoutary spread we've ever seen on Bravo. I'm just going to say right now. I mean, I just remember the mozzarella tomato tray, but was it really a good tray? Like, was it was a solid tray of shark. It was, it was like coast to coast. It was just, it was enormous. It was well organized.

I'll try to pull up an image and I will. Wow. You just, yeah. Well, congratulations to her. So she's like, yeah, today marks one month since I broke up with my useless boyfriend. So I just want a night with all my girls, my gaze away from straight toxic dick. So it's a pajama party. And they're talking about like what pajamas they're going to wear and stuff like that.

And then like, it's like, oh my God, I'm trying to use the scissors. but one of your eyelashes is stuck to it. She goes, yeah, you're going to get a lot of those. She's like, girl, put this back on your eye. She's like, you will find my eyelashes everywhere in this house. That girl came over the other day and left one on her cheek. She thought it was ruse. She's so desperate.

She's so desperate for something. My cheeks are naked. Please help my cheeks. Please help the cheese. Are your cheeks blinking? So, like, that looks so pretty. That's so cool. but you know what I have bad news

I don't think Emmy's gonna be able to make it tonight because she felt like like maybe you should have invited her instead of me and she's like oh bullshit you know what I text her right now and like she still wouldn't like whatever it wouldn't have mattered so she still wouldn't have come I can't win I can't leave with her like I just can't

and she says the thing about Emmy is like she's a performance queen and she would have pretended that she actually gave a fuck when she apologized to her if she cared and she's never remotely acted like she cares and it hurts Molly's feelings. And so she invited Emmy, and that was her last olive ranch to her, even though she did it through Lake.

This is not as strong of a feud, I believe. Emmy won't respond to Lake's invitation. She'll only respond to a direct invitation from Molly. But okay, sure. If this is where we want to go into the climax of the episode, sure. So we go to Emmys' apartment. She's coming in swinging, right? Because she didn't really have much last year.

I didn't remember her. Like when she came on this, this season was like, I am so mad. I was like, who? It took me a minute to remember Molly. You know what?

Here's what I think about. This is what I think about with Molly. At BravoCon, the way that the, the way that the actual convention was set up, there was this giant convention center, this giant building. And there was sort of like this,

this few stairs that would lead up to this big, wide outdoor area that you would, there was sort of like a bizarre and ticketing and everything out there. And then the building. And on the building, they had um like all these pictures of all it's like every bravo lobedee that was going to be there was there was there and i remember i was standing at the stairs and then mollie came up the staircase i was like

who's that girl again because she was like in full glam in like this purple dress or whatever and she got at the top of the staircase and someone was like molly we have to go she goes hold on hold on and she like just took a picture of herself on the side of the building she was like i just wanted to take a picture myself on the side of the building and i thought this girl she's she's fighting for she's fighting for her spot you know She's like, I just want to have some sort of photographic proof that I was on this network and in this convention. I was like, I can't be mad at this poor girl. Yeah, I'm not mad at her.

You know, I'm just saying, you know, she's making some effort because she didn't have the most memorable season. So I think this year she's like, got to work it. You know, I'm going to fight about everything. Today it's going to be charcutory. So then, um, I got a screen grab. Oh, you did? I've managed to multitask. which is crazy because I'm not a good multitasker.

Let me see if I can share it on screen here. I think this is an important thing for all of us to see. This is a Crappins on Demand specific. This is good. Yeah, this is good. This is an exclusive to Crapp is on Demand. I will say it's not like the tightly coiled meats and there is a lot of food, but it's not as artistically put together.

I mean, Emmy does have some art with her circuitry. This is like a bunch of grapes, you know, big pile, lots of grapes, a lot of reliance on grapes. I'm going to push back respectfully, Ronnie. What you can see in the background here is, and we saw her composing this, she made this beautiful capraise salad, spiral salad, almost in the shape of a French tion. And that, that's like her moment to say, here I can be, I can do the composition, I can do composed in symmetry. but then I can also do something a little bit more cure-free where there's like, here's a sleeve of crackers, laid askew, lane askew, and here's some cheese crumbles. And oh, look, and she also has, she has the little things to go in the cheese with the wooden handles, right?

And she's, I'm going to say, I think, like, I mean, I think, like, I think for the sheer volume and that she was able to put this all of her entire table and make it look good. I have to, honestly, I just have to give it to Molly. I think she takes the ground from Emmy, you know? Okay. Well, you know, you heard it here first. So then we go to Peyton and Emmy. And last probably, too. Only. Actually, well, I'll use the word, you heard it here only because I don't think anyone else cares.

Well, we'll care again when is Emmy's turn. Next time someone goes to Emmy's apartment, we'll have to have a charcutory off. So leave that on your desktop so we can call it back up again for a conversation. Just one last look. There it is one last time. Remember this, everyone. And, okay, it's locked into everyone's communal memory. Was it on the actual table? It wasn't on, like, trays, right?

Did she just put it all about on the actual table? You can actually see she has, like, some fabric, like a runner, you know? So it's like it's- That's kind of cool when people do that. Yeah. So, okay. So we go to Peyton and Emmy, and Emmy's on FaceTime. That's her sister, Peyton.

So they're on FaceTime. And, um, he's like, yeah and then he's like um i guess like every motherfucker wants a piece of me and pey and like brad or my p my peatin like brad t j molly like they all want to sit down and how like have a chat no i'm sorry peyton everyone wants a fucking piece of me so i'm trying to say okay it's this party brad t j molly they i want to sit down and have a chat like molly tried coming up to me it was just like i don't i don't i don't have time for her like who is she like she was attacking me for a mean comments she she she like attached to herself to it was like posts on my instagram didn't even have anything to do with her she had one eye

on her eye and like the other one on her temple like i don't even know who that girl is what the fuck bait and goes it was one comment i'm like if someone just says to me once like ben you're you're you're a fat bitch i'm like i will probably remember that you know like and then i you know i pin it at the top of my instagram like you'd be like excuse me excuse you yeah that would be like 20 years at least and I wouldn't blame you. So, um, uh, Emmy's like, yeah. And I, like, I had this conversation with her. So she would shut the fuck up and just like, leave me alone. Like, I don't give shit, you know, so I apologize. It's like, it doesn't matter if I agree with the apology or not. I mean, just move the fuck on. You know what I mean? But like, anyways, you know, you know, you know, the podcast I went

on, like, that guy's very famous. He was on The Bachelor. You know, I was like huge for us. You know, and then TJ tries to have a conversation with me at the dinner table. Like, he's kind of combative. And I, like, told him, like, you need to chill. Like, he's his own worst enemy. Like, he would rape himself if he could. Emmy is like, um, like, what am I supposed to say? And pain goes, well, it's a shitty situation, but it's like not your guy's fault. Yeah, it wasn't. You know, I don't think TJ is a predator, but I do think he's being inappropriate with

after getting, going drunk after a straight man. And I didn't want to say it, and I don't want to talk about it. But fuck it. I mean, whatever. It's the truth. I think working at Republic is going to be a lot smoother. But that being said, I really don't give a shit. Like, honest to God, I don't care.

Like, especially like, I don't give a fuck about you. Okay, so you don't think T.J. is a predator, but you do think that he's getting straight men wasted and then trying to fuck them. So that would be a predator. So stupid. She's like, yeah, but he's like, doesn't have dreads. He doesn't have weird teeth in his mouth. He doesn't like kill people. It's like, no, I mean, predator is more than that. So, my gosh. You mean like the actual monster, the predator? I was trying to make a clunky joke about the movie predator guys, which I've actually never seen. So I didn't know where to go. She's like, It's not like you have to wear mud to be when you're near TJ. Like that's all I know about predator. Oh, I thought you were mixing like her racism in with her preditoring. And I was like, no,

no, but then I was just talking about the actual predator. No, I was literally just trying to make a pop culture reference. I'll stick to charcutory. It's tricky when it's Molly, man. She's so problematic.

So then we go to the party. Everybody's coming, getting there to the party. And there's gluten-free stuff on the outside for daddy, which is nice. And they're all like, oh my God, the charkootery. You beat Emmy, babe. You did it.

Charcoutery. Oh my God. This is like so professional. It's like the John Summit of chakutery. Wow. And like, it's like, yeah, look at the penis flowers. I'm like, Amia's like, oh my God. Look, we're here.

Molly's apartment. I didn't even know you really lived anywhere. I just never really thought of you as anyone other than a blonde girl who shows up. And I never thought, oh, there's, Molly actually probably leaves Republican live somewhere. So cool that you live here. I'm like, yeah, thanks. Oh, and you gave me flowers because my ex never did. Maddie's like, I'm not going to lie. I was walking in here and I saw Grace and she started bitching me out, guys, not going to lie. Me and Joe say that to each other a lot. Not going to

lie. Not going to lie. Not going to lie. Not going to lie. I sort of feel like I kind of started not going to lie on Summer House, but that's okay. Not going to lie. It hurts a little bit. So we see, we see a clip of Grace. We just see it. We just hear it. We don't see it because they're like behind a wall. But gracefully is like, whoa, wait to tell me what to wear, you fucking fake ass bitch. She's like, what? She's like, you are. You didn't tell me to wear pajamas. And I'm just showing up here with pajamas and everybody else got pajamas off fucking stupid. You think I don't see you, bitch. I see you. You want peace to me? You want peace in me? Well, you're not going to get one because I'm going to go home and get pajamas. So what are you going to do about it? And I can't get the laugh at me and have everybody just laughing it, laughing and laughing at it. Grace Lily doesn't not understand pajamas Well, I do, so I will be back You bitch I mean, I found out it was a pajama theme

An hour before, okay? This is Molly's Party, it's not mine, okay? Sorry, oops. Molly's like, oops, sorry. Event planner made a boo-boo, sorry, Grace. So Michael brings over a big tub of cucumbers, and he's like,

my roommate's parents have a farm and, like, my roommate, like, he always brings, like, fruits and vegetables and like he brought me like a huge like thing of cucumbers. So like it's a cucumber party now. So hope you like him salty. And three hours earlier, it's Michaelson T.J. Putting cucumbers in their pants.

Hope you like it's salty. So Grace, sure. They just like, now they're just like they're cobbling in like random scenes. They're like, oh, let's put another shot in a joke cleaning his car for some reason. It worked really well with Erica Jane. Let's see what here. Now they're just sharing cucumbers and dick all over it. So Grace shows up because,

I didn't know that we were doing tonight. So I, like, took my heels off before I came in because it's kind of like pajamas. And I was like, let me go ahead and put my slippers on because, but no one did tell me about the thing. Sorry. And it looks like you're wearing a slip. Yeah, well, this is not the first time that Maddie has done this to me, okay? Like, let's take it back to Folly Beach, all the way back to Folly Beach. It's like 15 minutes ago.

Folly Beach. I asked Maddie, I said, what are you wearing? And she told me, oh. I'm just going to wear something casual. And I'm like, okay, so I'll wear something casual, so I wore my hippie pants. And then I get folly, and she shows up, and she's wearing a mini skirt and little pumps. And you know what? That hurt my feelings.

That hurt my feelings right there. And I'm just knowing that everyone else is in pajamas. And it's enough reason for me to be upset. I take fashion very seriously, okay? So do my ancestors. If you take fashion very seriously, why are you asking Maddie Reese for advice? Why are you wearing? I just would love Banner for something again.

Yeah, yeah. And why do you even have heavy pants? So Grace Lee's like, you know, I would, because Grace is like, I just would have loved some better communication, Molly. Molly's like, okay, that was my bad. You know, because I would do the same for you. I would have your back if I invited you somewhere. If I invite you to a pajama party, I would tell you about the pajama part. And he goes, but that's a nightgown, bitch.

Like, what are you complaining? And she is wearing what looks like pajamas. So it's so weird that she's having a fit. And I thought she went home, but now I see she didn't go home. She just, what, what does she change her shoes? Where did she go home? She said she took off her shoes. I don't, I don't know, but it just was so funny that she was so hung up.

Did she have slippers on her purse? Because now she's in slippers. I'm so confused. She's very hung up about the pajama dress code. And she's like really disturbed by it. And she's reading a lot into it. So Molly's like, okay, thank you guys all for coming to my girls and gays night. Cheers.

TJ and Michaels will be having sex shortly. So let's, shall we all head to, the couch, which is also where the kitchen is because it's just a studio apartment. Okay, Grie. All right. Everyone sit down on the couch. Okay. It's open concept. It's open concept. That's what we call up in concept. Oh my God. It's like a circle jerk. What do they call it for girls? Like, um, scissors circle. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Right. Right. Long circle. So everyone's like, oh, my God. Your place is so cute. Blah, blah, blah, blah. So now, um, they go around Bella. He's got a lot of lines today. I never would have known it had I not read these notes because I never would have been. I'm like,

Who's that? Okay, go around and everyone say like your ideal type, okay? So who wants to start? Like, I'll like a bad bitch. I'm like, yeah, it's like, I love a fucking humongous ass guy. He can be a little fat too. Molly's like, guys, too soon. She's like, yeah, no, I like a guy that's like obsessed with me that will like crawl all over glass for me. I want a guy who just a big, enormous guy who'll climb over glass. I'm like, okay. I mean. I love bleeding fat guys. Basically. So Grace Lill is like, but not up your ass, right? She goes, no, I love up my ass.

Like, not in that way. Not in that way, guys. It cuts you three months from now. So, yeah, have you ever done anal? Would you ever consider anal? We're going to spend 25 minutes on a reunion talking about this one comment because it had something to do with anal. Like, it's like, who has done anal?

Jordan's like, um, accidentally. And a lot of people are like, yeah, whips, accident. Accidental. Jordan's like, I'm so embarrassed as my face read. Actually, good. I actually, I try to embarrass myself when I run out of rouge. So, Maddie is saying, yeah, like, I dated like Pete Davidson, Timothy Shalame, like tattooed skaterboys when I was younger, but like a sugar daddy, you know, like cartel members. Yeah.

They don't have like cut faces, you know, like, same common looks, you know, jawline, clean hair. I like muscles and cartels. It's pretty cool. It's fun. What? Cartel members. I don't know what that's about. He's like, yeah, I'm going to put up on the show and then never talk about it again.

Yeah, you know, like I like skaters, cartel members. You know how it is. Yeah, I love a hot cartel guy. Yeah. So Mia's like, wait, so Molly, Molly, Molly, what's your type? Tell me more. T.J. goes, Molly thinks a big penis is five inches. Tee-hee.

And Michael's goes, oh, my. God. And because she said last week, she's told DJ that she likes a penis, that's five and above. But then we just find out Molly's really stupid. Because in her confessional, she's like, well, how long is five inches? Like this? Like, no, that's like 20 inches long. And she's like, oh, okay, then like 20 inches. I like 20 inches. I like 20 inches. So, oh, sorry. So Grace Lily's like, yeah, well, I feel crazy. crazy energy right now, okay? And they're like, right now,

maybe it's because the AC came on. She's like, no, because y'all, Mercury's in retrograde, okay? And it's like friction. There's like friction in the universe. So therefore, that's what we're all feeling these things. Am I right, you guys? Like, Maddie, why are you laughing,

Maddie? You're always fucking laughing at me, Maddie. Mia's like, I'm all ears right now. Mercury needs to go into marmalade or whatever. And they're like, what? And T.J. goes, Lake.

What? Why didn't Emmy come? Like, you know. It's like, Mia's like, but are you guys besties now? She's like, yeah, I love her. I'm like, oh, wow. So what happened? Why didn't she come to the big charcuttery party?

It's like, well, honestly, it all started with me reading her sign because like I literally told me on my app that we're like great friends that can bloom. And then I started hanging out with her and I started talking to her. And like, I just like have such a good time with. her and um mattie's like that is the most grace lily shit that lake has ever said yeah there's like room to grow and i think there's like a time in place for her and mollie to talk but like i don't think this was like the time in place for her there's just like too much pretty charcutory and she wouldn't be able to handle it she'd have a yeah but like the folly house went so well i'm just like so

confused. Why is she upset? It's like, well, like, let's hold people accountable for their actions instead of just fucking letting other people side with her bullshit. That's how I feel. Okay, but like, can we take it away from the umy conversation and have fun? Because like, that's what we came to do. Like, I don't want to talk about Emmy anymore. Like, I'm getting bored. Yeah, I'm bored about it too. I'm bored about it too. You were just talking about it, Grace. No, I know, Maddie. Shut the fuck up, Maddie. You're annoying. Okay. You know, you know, I'm mad at Maddie. I'm mad at Maddie.

I'm mad at her. You know, because this is a conversation that her and I can have, okay? Is it about the dress? No, I want to talk about it in front of everybody. I don't want to talk about it. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. Hey, hear me out.

Hear me out. I think our confusion is that right now you're like kind of like you're actually kind of bitched and Maddie right now. Yeah, because right now I fucking annoyed with her, all right? Maybe maybe it's because I'm annoyed with her. Maybe because I should have curler. in my hair and like floppy pants on but I don't I'm stupid but like you're not wanting to talk about

it yeah because I don't want to talk about in front of everyone just because Maddie's a dumb bitch but then you can't be bitchy to her in front of everybody then uh-huh I can't if I want to I don't care I don't care what kind of body of water you are you can't tell me what to do I get blamed for all of Grace's

shortcomings like everything to her is Maddie's fault she shows up late for for my gig it's my fault Molly didn't tell her to wear pajamas it's my fault I literally rolled up today and she was pissed at me about rolling up. Like, I know, but like, why, you're not even in pajamas. Like, what's she telling us? I know.

I know. Jordan's like, hello, the rogeless girl is here to speak. It's my shame, but I will own it. In grace's defense, I would be pissed if everyone else is in pajamas and I pulled up in a dress as well. Yeah, you know what? You're a real one for saying that rouge lady because no one else would say it. No one else got the boss to say it. but you do.

Grace, what's bothering you? You know what? You're not a reciprocal friend, okay? You don't reciprocate even your plastic bottles. You just throw them in the regular trash, and I'm sick of it. I'm just sick, kind of sick of everyone saying that Maddie is a better friend than me. Oh, wait, so I'm the bad friend now, like, make it make sense. Yeah, you know what?

Maddie prioritizes Joe, much more than she does her girlfriends. And it's just like Joe gets priority to support Maddie. in her career, but I've always been there for how come I'm not supporting her in her career? The one time you were asked to support her career, you showed up like two hours past the time you're supposed to be there. I've had the worst

couple of months of my life. And in these months, Grace hasn't been there for me, but I'm there for her on a dime. I don't care what cartel I'm hanging out with. I'm catching a plane to be there for Grace. And I'm the bad friend. Like, fuck that. Yeah, you know what, but everyone always said

that I'm a bad friend to you, but how come no one ever says, hey, is Maddie a bad friend to you? How come nobody says that? They don't, because you got them hypnotized. And you know what? I need to say quiet before I say something I'm not saying. So, you know what? Let me just stop now. I'm just going to stop now. I'm not going to say anymore. Hold on.

Maddie you're a dumb bitch. I hate your guts. Okay, I'm done. That's all I'm going to say. Down your sleep. I'm not going to say anything. My ancestor hates you. I'm going to say anything else. Stupid. And that was the To be continued. Well, what an interesting episode. What a silly bonkers.

episode that starts off with serious talk about microaggressions and ends in a spat about not wearing pajamas to the pajama party. It's great. Great times. That's why I love this show. Never change. Never change, my friend. It's wonderful. All right. Thank you. Well, this was a fun one.

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