Watch What Crappens - #3270 RHOBH S15E14 Part 1: The Masked Zinger

Episode Date: March 20, 2026

This is part 1 of a twp-part recapBoz makes a shady joke, which leads to simpering and whimpering in Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Even Natalie has a moment! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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at Ronnie Care, at Ben Mandelker. That's all the exciting things there is to announce, I believe. So, without any further ado, let's all put on our Dulce and walk about the streets of Florence and looking at, let's look at dresses and more dresses and bags and glasses and dresses.

Shopping, y'all. It's shopping on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But we're doing it in Florence. It's all the same stores They always go to, but in Florence. It's like any American that travels. We're like, oh, my God, I can't wait to shop in Denver. The Old Navy in Denver is so different.

It's like so different here, you guys. They have exclusive things. They have more hoodies. Yeah. Well, I did hear that retail stores do stock a little bit differently. Oh, yeah. Because, you know, but like, I love how serious we got, guys. Hold on a second.

I was like, you're like, uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. You'll find a lot of more T-shirts with fish on them in Texas than you will in L.A. But that being said, it's still like kind of like Dolcea Gabana there versus Dolcegoana here. Okay, fine. But, yeah, exciting times. I know Dol-Jay and Cabana. Okay.

So, of course, they open this store for me. It's like, really? Because there's a lot of strangers in this store. A lot of strangers. A lot of strangers. Private. Okay. Congrats to Natalie Fuller for, um,

interacting with the show in a way that caused someone to react in a light way. So you finally made it, Natalie. You know, Natalie reminds me of somebody in an audience, like a watch what Crappin's live audience when we go tour and we do live shows and stuff. And there's someone who's drunk and they're just like kind of enjoying the show or whatever. And then they start talking back to us and people get mad. And they're just like having a conversation with us. But then the second we turn and we're like, excuse me, would you shut the

fuck up. They're like, why are you talking to me? They're like, you can hear me. I can't believe you can even hear me. They're like looking around like, is he, is he talking to me? Yes, I'm talking to you. And they're like, what? That's Natalie's look. Like someone just realized she was there for the first time. She's like, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought this was on TV. Yeah, she didn't realize she was actually being filmed as part of this show. So we're here in Florence. Florence, beautiful. We're in the with the villa and is, you know, everyone's getting ready. Erica is getting her glam done. What a shock.

And she's like, gotta look a little flirts to the hell. And Bose is choosing between two different outfits. She's going, I-mini-mini-mo, catch a chili by the toe. If he holler, support him for the rest of his life without a job. Eny, me, me, my. Oh, fuck, and I'm wearing this one. I don't care. I'm monimo.

Stupid bitch. I'm not listening to you. Never trust a game. Stupid game. Kyle's room, Kyle, Sutton's luggage, lugwage, her luggage has not arrived yet.

So Kyle is giving a egg, yelkey yellow dress. And she's like, Kyle's like, oh, hold on one second. Let me take the price tag off. Okay. It sounds like, it's okay. I'm not judging.

And the producer, Kyle's like telling the producers, well, I mean, it's not one of my top two outfits. It was maybe a backup. up. Kyle puts dresses in her purse or her luggage that are ugly just in case someone needs one because there is no way Kyle was going to wear this dress. This dress is hideous. I feel like Kyle was like, Sutton lost her luggage. Production, go get me the ugliest dress you can find and I'll pretend I brought it. I don't see Kyle in that dress. So she was ugly. And you really do see the difference in quality when they're wearing something like that compared to like the really expensive things. things because I didn't know that there was really that big of a difference, you know? I was like, clothes are close. Who cares? Yeah.

So that one has some LVs all over it. Why is that worth all the extra money? But it is. It looks different. Yeah. Poor people. What must we look like to these ladies, you know? They probably just look at us and they're like, is Bet Midler going to come by and

clean that up off the side of the road? Because that is trash. We just look like the ensemble from Les Mis. So the producer is like, like, we're just like, so sudden, what's the brand that you're wearing that Kyle gave you and son goes and I believe it's Salvation Army but they spelled it Z A-R-A Zara. She was trying to be okay with it. She's like, I believe it's Zara.

She's not happy. But wasn't it just Rachel recently? Who did, who was wearing Zara? Where Rachel's like, Zara, they have like the best stuff. It was like her sister, Pamela. Was it Kyle? Kyle was. She's like, look at Zara.

She's like, yeah, Zara has like, great. stuff sometimes. I would never wear it. Done. For Zara. Speaking of which, Rachel and Derreit are, they're in Rachel's room. And, you know, Rachel's sort of like, she's really mad because

Raj told Kai, Kai, Kai, Kai, and Sky, that he has a girlfriend. And it was like, not supposed to happen. So Rachel is furious, but she can't do anything because no one's woken up yet back in America. Yeah. So that could really hurt me to get the

text from Kai Kai in the middle of the night about his dad introducing him to the girlfriend. But you know what? What if he's fine? Like, he could be fine. I don't want to jump on a plane on the way home. Like, that's stupid. Like, he could be fine. Maybe he's not fine.

I'll just send him to the Hamptons. I'll send him to his nanny. The Hamptons. Everything's okay in the Hamptons. So she decides to go shopping. Yeah, she's going to shop. She goes to shop until she drops. I'm so used to about this because weren't they talking about the girlfriend showing up when

they were on their way to camp. Like, didn't they already know about the girlfriend? I think they met her, but they didn't know that she was the girlfriend? Is that possible? Well, what did they think when Rachel kept saying her? Her. Who showed up? Her.

Okay, listen. Guys, if you see her and do you want to take a baseball bat and hit her like a pinata, do it? What do they think she meant? But, by the way, I'm not standing up for Roger. I'm just confused about, like, what she's telling the kids and that why they're so surprised that there's a girlfriend, because I feel like we've seen them talk about the girlfriend, like, five times on camera. But it's so sad when you hear him crying. He's like, I want to go home.

Let me go home. Or let me go to the Hamptons. Yeah, I, but we'll get to that. So the vans arrive because they're going to go into town. And they're going to shop. We're going to shop and erase all the drama from Raj. So Kyle, Kathy and Amanda get into a car. and Kathy is like,

oh, you're in a Richard sandwich. Oh, so I did Jeff Lewis yesterday and I was on with MJ and MJ was really upset because she had a story that she wanted to tell on the air and she didn't get to tell it, but she said that she went to this Threads dinner the other night. By the way, thanks a lot, threads.

Thanks a lot for the non-invite. And she said that there was a waiter who had a tray, a full tray of espresso martinis and he spilled all of them on Kathy Hilton. Oh no. Someone has a photo or a video somewhere. Please. By the way,

sorry, MJ if I skipped your story that you told me, but like I had to be told. I have to be told. And yeah, I have, she said it was like all down Kathy's back. It was just,

I was like, oh, of all the people to spill on, that's the one. Kathy Hilton, no. Dreds is not going to be going to the Kathy Hilton Christmas party.

So they're talking about dinner plans, and Amanda's like, Are you guys even able to eat when dinners get tests? Because I can't even eat when dinners get tons. Yeah, for those who are wondering about Amanda's appetite update, there it is. Sometimes I feel like an art and sometimes I don't. I'm manifesting mounds. Carl and Kathy both eat more when they're stressed. And in the other car, Jennifer, is like,

I still can't believe Sutton volunteered to share a room with Amanda. Why? Why don't she do that? And then in the Rachel Sutton and Natalie van, Rachel was like, I can't wait to hear Sutton's stance on rooming with Amanda. And Sutton's like, well, I came up to the room after breakfast this morning and she was on her laptop tapping away on my pillow. and we see footage.

By way, Rachel's like not listening. She's already in her makeup. She's like, I can't wait to hear what Sutton has to say. I wish you were here in this van with us right now. Does anyone know where Sutton is? She's like, I'm right here. Did you not hear me complain about the tapping on my pillow? Yeah, and we see footage of Amanda being in bed, being like, I need a pillow.

Maybe you'll just take her pillow. She won't mind. She does mind. The squinty eyes. It does. The squinty eyes mind. How do you take someone's pillow? How do you take someone that put their head?

on and you're going to put your laptop on it. I mean, I'm sure it's like not that big of a deal generally because it's a laptop. But like Sutton doesn't know what's on the bottom of your laptop. Use something else. Use your bag. I actually thought that was so bad that she took her pillow off of Sutton's bed and and juice it under her laptop. That's not right. Oh my God. That just gave me anxiety. Oh my God. I need to like moisturize like Kaya's. I'm so anxious. So Sutton's like, I wanted to ring with Amanda so I could get to know her. You know, like on a chill level. Me, that's me, Sutton Brown. I'm not to say, Sutton, who's very familiar with things on a chill level.

You know, not having to talk about her business or manifestation, journaling. Instead, I'm stuck in a room with this woman talking about the book she's writing as she's writing it. I'm like, you know what? Can't we just talk about like how cute the Chloe Fall Line is and like what we're going to buy? Like, come on. You know what I'm not going to do? I'm not going to listen to somebody topping on my aunt pillar. That's what I'm not going to do.

come back to us Sutton's track we see glimmers of you um yeah sudden sudden Brown nice Sutton Brown is being replaced by classic Sutton Strack you were typing on my pillow um so the groups they they are all like oh my God look at Florence it's beautiful as we drive by as the Dorit is like back to Amanda last night she says the whole thing about how she's so happy I brought up the cult because now she's staring at her new book And she jumped in, like, a matter of seconds.

Like, I'm going to spin it into my new book. And it's not honest. I am not buying it. I am absolutely not buying that she's going to turn this into a book. And I will write about it in my new book, Unburdened. In my own dishonest book, Unburtained. So, no. I like the dueling dishonest books.

We've got Amanda talking about youth group like it's a cult. And then we've got Durinda. Well, I mean, I guess P.K. was a burden. But still, I cannot wait, Durinda. I can't wait to hear what Dorit's book is like. And then, I realize they had a very glamorous restaurant in the airport in France called Zubuylkill, Zubaro, Dorit. That's Sivan. Why can't I stop talking about Zabarro this week?

I've brought up Suburro like 10 times. You mentioned it so many times. I did almost get some pizza in the Austin airport. I was like, why do I want, why am I craving pizza, beyond the normal craving of pizza? I was like, oh, it's because Ronnie has mentioned Zabaro like 15 times. And you know what, don't stop. But you know what? Sabarro is actually pretty decent junk pizza, I have to say.

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God, do you miss the days where you would have a bite of pizza and say, this is good enough? As your butt sticks to some gum stuck on a chair in them all. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So the women get out of their vans, and now everyone buckle up. It's going to be 30 minutes of walking around. Oh, guys, but don't worry.

We're with Natalie, and we're going to get something sexy. because Natalie's here. Natalie Fuller, for those of you who don't know, is here on this cast. And she's like, I was thinking we could go see David's Wiener while we're here. I'm Natalie. I'm sexy and naughty. I just said Wiener. Of course, Erica's like, move all the bitch.

Come goddess! So they go- Come goddess. They approach, they go to the statue of David, which I didn't realize, I guess I did know David it was outside, but I also was like, I don't know, it looked so like it was like up against the side of the wall. I don't know. It just felt like it needed to, I thought it'd be a more prominent place. Yeah. David placement. Yeah. I want, yeah, that's what I felt like there should have been like, like, I felt like David chose the wrong house on house hunters. I was like, really? You chose

house number two, but it's like so you said you didn't want to be close to all the traffic. Exactly. It doesn't meet any of your needs, David. So one time, I think it was during Beverly Hills, We were talking about going to Italy and seeing the statues and, like, walking away with the feeling of these are small weaners, right? Because, like, this is a 20-foot tall man. Why is his wiener one inch? And we had this discussion. And then we got a lot of comments about it and why that is. And they said it was considered really tacky back then to show a big weeners.

So they made them small. Like a big dick was like low class or something. That's crazy. I wonder if it was just pissed off about that. Or if he was like, oh, yeah. That's my tiny winner. I'm a classy David. Societal norms are awful sometimes.

You know, I think I also told, I think when we're talking about this, I talked about how I went to the British Museum in London, and they have a David replica, and it's enormous and hot as fuck. Because I walked in from behind, and so I didn't even know it was a David replica. All I saw was like a giant foot

and the most beautiful calf had ever seen. I was like, this is calf goals right here. Of course, it was like, you know, it was so hot, so tall. And then there was like this butt, the beautiful back. I was like, wow. And I turned around and it was like, guess what? It's David.

I was like, oh, now I understand why David is like a thing because, like, you see the statue. It's like a hot statue. Good for him. Yeah. Why so many people are named David. Every parent is like, I want a kid with a body like that. My hell will be. I rule the world.

Well, I, what was interesting is that when I saw that replica, and it's like an old replica, it's like, literally from like 900 AD. But I saw the replica. It goes with my rhyme. Yeah. And when I was, I was reading actually the plaque about it. Kids could still play outside. But one thing that was so interesting that I didn't, when I looked at the plaque,

one thing that I was so, what was fascinating to me is that Michelangelo, when he made it, he was like, I want the patrons of Florence of the Renaissance to make sure they notice the cum gutters. So it's so funny that Erica really picked up on that because that was part of the design. Yeah. Eric is the real art, the real art officiata here. She's like, oh yeah, everybody, notice the cum gutters. I was like only someone who dates like thin men would say that because like to anybody chubby, your cum gutter is your belly button. And it's disgusting.

We don't brag about it. So Bose is like, I'm sorry. What did you say? She's like, the cum gutters. Come on. Look at the cum gutters. And so they're all trying to figure it out. And Poz is like, coming in.

Come gutter. What is the cum gutter? And to read, it's like, what is the cum gutter exactly? Hmm. Oh, come grandea, which is telling you from come gutters. I know what a cum spotter is. That's a PK. He goes, oh, oh, and you wait.

Well, it, bleep, sort of short spots, but unburdened. I'm unburdened. That's the point. I know about eight gutters, as in PK eight something out of the gutter. Jennifer's like, is that a penis? And Amanda's like, does that mean like pubs? By the way, what is? why would you ever think pubes are a cum gutter even if you don't know what a cum gutter is what

she's just she's awful cause like ball as it balls did you i never heard of come gutter i did yeah yeah that it's it's i think i don't think it's like see bob but i'm not good goodness i i definitely don't have a cum gutter though or i don't have two no i said you date a thin person oh i think he said i'm a thin person i was like oh no it's a thin person well you are a thin person But you're not a come-cutter person. I don't have any. You don't, you know, you don't work out to that degree. But you are thin.

You're very good looking. I'm not saying you're ugly. I'm just saying you date like a very built man, you know. Yes. I'd imagine. I have witnessed them, but I have yet to actually have my own. It's like seeing a sports car. Not that I want one.

Ew. But it's more like a very fancy Kia. I was like, that's something to aspire to. I don't even know what I'm talking about. Some people have washboard abs and I have a laundry bag. So I feel like we go together. I have a whirlpool. I don't need a washboard.

I've got a whirlpool machine right there. And it is constantly swirling. So Erica says, come, gutter, those muscles right there, baby. The cum comes out, comes out,

the gutters, it goes down the gutters because those muscles are deep. What are the odds that like, before Erica went out, she was in clam, and she's like, yeah, we're going to go see the statue of David.

And then her makeup parts was like, oh my God, he's got, come gutters. Oh my God. I'm got, what the fuck are you talking? talking about, you know, when you jerk off on yourself and the cum goes right down the gutters, bitch.

Okay, I'm going to use that. Yeah, Eric's personality comes from some gay guy. So, Mikey, it's Mikey, who we haven't seen, right? Have we seen Mikey yet? Where's Mikey? Free Mikey. Literally. That's what they started to call him because he doesn't pay him anymore.

He fell down a well. He's like free Mikey. He fell down a well. There's some dog that's trying to save him. He's like, what are you saying? dog, Mikey fell down a well. Is he having sex down there? Don't bother him. So we go to Sutton and she's like, I don't know that word and I've been trained by game by my whole life.

So I haven't heard that one. Sorry. Son, you have not been trained by game. And we'll tell you that right now. I think she meant ballet, right? Oh, that's true. Mers. Oh, Mers. Kathy says, well, doesn't sound the same, does it? Merce is in the cum gutter. Kathy said, did you see his hands and feet? The size. Wow. We're just like, Kathy.

Just, yeah, I mean, just think of those warm hands and those big giant feet like the jolly green giant, but like very white, jolly white giant. A nice draw on the bridge with David. That'd be nice. Him putting you on his shoulders, feeling the breeze and the water. Wait, him putting you on his shoulders. What are you, like, seven? feeling the breeze, the water trickling down your thighs, down to your knees, your feet are wet.

I realize that you back on the bridge. Sorry, it's filled some espresso martini's on you. Your feet are wet because David crashed into a waiter carrying a tray of espresso martinis. As it's drawn to shoulders, your feet are the things that hit the martinis first. The waiter tripped over his big feet. So, Jennifer, so anyway, so now they're walking around, you know, all pondering, cum gutters, as we all are. And they see these

handcrafted Pinocchio figurines. And Kathy's like, look at the Pinocchio's. I want to get some Pinocchio's. And then we see Plague Doctor masks. Fucking Italy. It's like, they're really, they're very, you know, let the good times roll.

They, it's, there's old masks that are like masquerade masks, but has the long nose, like a Woody Woodpecker nose that comes forward, you know, that you see in like all those masquerade balls. I love that Italy is like, oh, enjoy your time. Or just Italy. Remember the plague? Okay.

Chanel's that way. Remember the plague? It's Countess Luann as the official Italian tours. I used to be, I used to do game shows here. Remember the plague? That's what the game show was called. P is for the way you plague with me. Line.

L, Luann, L. You just started the word. I'm sorry, I called you a pedophile. No, Luann. It's a different song. So then Amanda is telling us what the action. Oh, so Natalie's like, yeah, I mean, look at those masks. I mean, who would be our Pinocchio?

And Bose goes, Amanda, ha, ha, ha, ha. Which is rude. That's so shitty. And she's standing right next to Amanda, you know. So it was kind of one of those like, ha, ha, ha, ha. Maybe Amanda probably heard me call her Pinocchio. I'm surprised that came out of Bose because I'd like Bose like no nonsense, call it like it is type thing. but I don't think I've ever known her to be just like kind of mingirling somebody.

I thought that was not without a character, I thought. I thought it was fine. It was shade. She gave some shade. I thought it was. They all give shade. I was just surprised to hear something like that from Bose because she seems like above it. I was, I was happy.

I was happy to hear it from Bose. And I was. It's so funny. I wasn't like, oh, I'm writing you a demerit. I laughed. I was just surprised. It was from her. If it was from like Sutton or Doreet or literally anybody else, I would have been like, oh, whatever, some light shade. But coming from Bose, I was like, oh, my God. I thought. I was proud of her because I feel like Bose, like in her confessional, she can be a little bit of a, like a, she shows potential for being a shade assassin. So I was happy for her to have a shady moment. And I love that this stupid little comment about like, who would be a Pinocchio in the group, Amanda. is like now going to be a thing,

and it turns into a thing at the end of the episode. And it's just so funny that literally, you know, there's been a lot of talk about Miami being put on pause while Beverly Hill goes forward. You have one show where you have Adriana saying, she had sex with a Haitian mortician and had to give him a coffee maker. I forgot about that bitch. And you have a show.

You don't even miss me. You'll miss my pussy. Yeah. You have a show like Salt Lake City that's like, your husband has one foot in the grave and the other foot on a banana peel. And then it's like people like say, like they just go for the jugular, right? And then in this show, it's like, who'd be like a Pinocchio? Amanda?

It's like, whoa. Whoa. It's the biggest controversy of the, yeah. It's just crazy, you know. So Amanda's like, what the fuck? I'm like right here. I'm like right here. Okay, well, you are right there.

So why don't you turn around and say, what do you say? what do you say I'm Pinocchio? What the fuck? Yeah. Instead of running to Kyle and like getting a script to go carry forward and making it a huge thing. Like what do you five? Just turn around and say something. Well, just when you thought there might be something happening, it's time to go shopping.

So they're going to split up guys because Sutton and Bose and Jennifer are going to go to Dolce. I could only get us three spots into Dolce. So it'll be just us. if Dolce and Gabana, if there's one thing Dolce and Gabana is known for, it's that they don't like accommodating several famous people, only three at a time. Yeah. It's like

the Fisher said, you're only allowed to bring in three because we need to split up the groups that we can talk shit about each other and then come back together and compare notes and get mad. Yeah. So Jennifer's like, we can get you new clothes, Sutton, since your suitcase hasn't arrived. And

so they go into shop for new clothes for her and Sutton's like, Well, Bose has picked on my clothes before. So I thought I would bring her into my layer and see if she has the balls to make fun of my clothes in front of DG. That's what I call them. We're friends. And a flashback to watch what happens live in case the audience, who's very invested in this situation,

want to know, did Bose really make fun of Sutton's clothing? It's like, I mean, no shade. But if she got her fashion together, Homegirl would be pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. So then, and Andy's like, wow. So now we go back to Dolging Cabana, and they are greeted by another Stefano because apparently they only are going to meet people

named Stefano. And then they, guess what, it's time to shop. Jennifer's like, I already see something that I like. So she disappears and Stefano's like, beongono, can I get you guys something fresh to drink? And so, like, I would love something fresh drink. That would be lovely. As someone who had her pillow topped on,

I need a refreshment to drink away the memory of that vicious image. Now, I've known Dolje and Gabana for gosh, over 10 years now. And, of course, they're going to open up their doors for me because that's what friends would do. That's what friends would do. They're not your friends. You're rich. Okay? And they are sponges.

They are sponges. They're probably just gay guys named Stefano who put on wigs the second they see you coming. They're in Pinocchio masks. They are not friends. They are gross. Okay. And you're a rich lady. So, Bose is.

is, uh, Bose tells us, well, the expectation is that just spend as much money as they would have made if their doors were open that day. So, Kaching, Kaching, baby. So champagne shows up and they're drinking and, um, you know, now the other group of shoppers, which is Rachel, Kyle, Erica, Doreet, Amanda, Kathy, Natalie. They go to other stores. Oh my God, Antonio Maras and oh my God, look at this. Clothing. And Amanda is like, this is a cute set. Oh, yeah, that could work. It's just browsing. It's nice. It's beautiful, beautiful clothing. So they're back at Beach, G is I call them.

Jennifer is picking up a leopard print high heel, and she's like, oh, this shoe snarls. This shoes like a shoe, but it goes like this. Okay. So she's pecking out dresses, and she's like, I'm going to whisper you my size, Stefano. Okay, yeah, and probably a size up at you as well. And then the other store, Rachel's trying on a jacket. She's like, this jacket is life.

I came out of my mother's stomach wearing this dress. I'm like wearing this dress, this jacket out of my mother's room. I was like, I've arrived. I'm like dead. I'm dead. I cannot believe this. Look how chic I look, mother. I like, I can't.

I live here now. I live here. I live here in the hospital. I live here. I love it. I'm never going back. By the way, she looks insane in this thing that she's wearing. It's a black calf tag.

with fur, not fur, feathers all over it, and like big, like pasted on flowers on the front. She looks like a five-year-old dressed in her mom's funeral outfit. She looks cray-cray. I enjoyed it personally. I just thought it was, I enjoyed it looking kind of crazy. But that's what matters most is it did Rachel enjoy it? And I think she did. And Rachel was like, my shopping process anywhere is going to be the same.

Go hard and fast. And I have this thing when I'm in Europe, which is that, like, God, it's so much better than Beverly Hills. But also, money is, like, not real. Like, actually, like, actually, like, it doesn't count if I spend money over here because it's in euros. Right. Yeah. So then Derreet is talking about a baggy beige outfit she wants. And Rachel's like, love it.

You know what? I love you and some men's wear. So do it. You can do it better than Kyle. Kyle tries, though. She tries. And Kyle's like, the thought of shopping in Florence, oh my God, it gets to me.

I love shopping. I can shop anywhere. I love shopping. That's my whole person. Shopping. Shopping. I could shop in like Florence and I can shop in Milan.

Like, I just could shop anywhere. I love it so much. And God. Now they leave. And it's like time to go somewhere else. It's like Louis Vuitton, Battega over there. I'm still processing.

By the way, I'm still processing what you told me in the store, Amanda, 15 minutes earlier. earlier. These were there, these masks hanging on one of the market kiosks and Boas said, look, it's Amanda. The mask. The mask is Amanda. Shut up. Oh, my God. This is like one of the most vicious thing that anyone could ever say. We should probably have a confrontation about this later in the episode.

I'm a little shock. Like, who exactly did she say that at you? And it's like, I think Erica was standing right there. And I think Natalie, you were standing there. And I think Natalie, you were standing right there, right? And Natalie's like, uh, what? Um, did she hear both when she saw a mask and she said, look, it's Amanda. And she goes, um, I, I did see that. Yes. Mm-hmm. So I heard it right. She goes, mm, yes. Wait, Natalie, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop. Wait. She saw a mask and she said, look, there's Amanda. Is that what you heard? She goes, well, I mean, she was joking. Yeah, She was joking.

I heard her joking. Natalie was just called upon at the meeting or on the Zoom and she was just checking her phone. She was like just looking at like Twitter. And she's like, yes, I did see that. There was a joke. What are we talking about again? Come gutters. So Natalie's like, yeah, I do think it was.

I mean, I was like, it was just a joke, but I like it wasn't a nice joke. It was insinuating that I'm fake. And Natalie's like, but I do think it was just a joke. Because you can tell Natalie also cannot stand Amanda because she's like, uh-uh, you're not going to make me like turn against Bose. Why like, okay, like it was a joke. Get over it. Well, and also, Natalie laughed at it. So she's like, part of her must have been thinking, well, aren't you mad at me?

I laughed at the joke. Like, why is it you're all going for Bose and not me? Like, we were making fun of you together. It was a team. It was a team thing. But Natalie's just like, uh-huh. Well, I do think it was just a joke. And so Kyle turns her whole body.

And she's like, there's no way you can spend that into being a funny joke. I mean, come on. Literally you can. Literally you can. Also, Kyle, who, when Kyle does make, by way, Kyle makes these kind of jokes all the time. Like, how many times per season does Kyle make a shady little joke where she would be the one like, it's Amanda? And like, and then she will actually, when she gets called out on it, she will often be like, it's a joke. I mean, come on.

Well, we can't joke anymore. Sorry about that. Like, this is so. And by the way, I would also like to add that this is so much lighter than what Kyle said about Rachel Zoe in the Hampton saying, well, you know what? Like, you know, she wonders why her marriage didn't work out when she cheated on Raj right before her wedding date. And she will go on the reunion when she gets called out about them. I'm like, it was just a joke. What's the big deal?

So like for Kyle, like, there's no way you could ever spin that into being a funny joke. I'm like, this was not like about 9-11. Okay. this is, it was a joke. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm saying something that you, too soon still. Something you cannot spin into a joke very easily. Yeah. And Natalie's like, well, I'm not trying to spin anything.

She goes, well, I'm saying like, you can, you can say it's the joke, but like that was not meant to be nice, Natalie. And she's like, well, I'm just saying that I heard it. But if someone said that about me, my feelings would be really hurt. Like, that would really hurt my feeling. And I was like, yeah, like, I think there's this idea that I'm not authentic. I think because I know showing up emotion. Well, like, I just see it as me being emotionally regulated and calm. And Natalie goes, well, why do you think people say that?

I love what she said that. Natalie's just looking at her like, oh, why do I have to shoot with her? Isn't it bad enough? I'm just like a friend of and get nothing to do on this show. Yeah, and like Natalie clearly does not like this girl. And she's like, well, so why do you think people say that all the time? She goes, well, I've never heard it before this in my life. I'm like, yeah, because it's being set behind your back.

Okay. So Kyle's like, I don't know if this is coming out because Derreet doesn't like Amanda, but it feels really juvenile and mean. I'm like, okay, Kyle. Kyle, who is often the icon of maturity in this group. I mean, look, I don't disagree that. I thought it was mean, too, but I just don't understand why Amanda didn't just turn to her and go, hey.

Yeah, it wasn't nice. Pinocchio and my own Florence. you know, or something, like she should have said something. Like to take it to Kyle is so weak, I think. And then Kyle to act like her regulator and her enforcer is really stupid. It's not even your business, Kyle. And you don't want to go up against Bose because Bose is not afraid of your ass. So I would just back right down, Kyle.

Yeah, I'm not saying it was nice. Of course it wasn't nice. But it wasn't like, it wasn't the worst thing. It was it was run-of-the-mill shadiness that you'd get on a real housewife show. And Amanda should have just been like, what the fuck? Like you said, she should have said, what the fuck? And honestly, even if she processes it later and it's like, you know what? I was thinking about that.

And it actually upset me. Then the way you say is, you know what, that was kind of fucked up. And I'm going to say something to her about it because that's like fucked up. Not like, why wouldn't she say that? Like, it's like, why? Like, I'm not fake. It's like, oh, my God. Gotta go be a victim.

Go cry to mommy. And mommy will take care of it. So then we go back to Dolce. Of course, well, not before Kyle's like, I can't believe she said that. You're going to say something to her, right? You're going to say because that's all Kyle does. By the way, people were, we got quite a few comments last week of people who are like,

I cannot believe you didn't talk about the leaf on Kyle's butt. I didn't see it last time, but I saw it this time and previously. I just thought it was funny. Carl was walking away from that scene. Like, you can't make a cat a dog while she had like a little tail in between her back. It's like a little leafy thing. Leaf has been acknowledged. Now we go back to Dolce and Gabana.

And now, guess what? Jennifer and Bose are both wearing purple print dresses. And Jennifer then says, When I'm in Dolcea and Gabana, I'm so happy like the world is full of possibility. You walk in an ordinary girl, and you walk out with bags and bags of stuff that will make you more glamorous,

like Italian, woman. And so she's just having the time of her life. And then they all leave. They're spending thousands, you know, thousands of dollars or whatever. And then Doreet is in a new outfit. Doreet's just one of those people who will walk out wearing the outfit. I need to wash something. I can't be just wearing your old Navy smell. Do you think rich, rich people clothes smell better when you buy them? Like, are they pre-washed and perfumed or what? I maybe. I also, I mean, I generally, I don't often. walk out wearing the clothing I just bought, but I've done it before because you're like,

this looks so good. I just need to be wearing this right now. You've done that. I've been shopping with you where you will buy something and put it on. And I just don't, I mean, I don't know. It smells so weird to me. I can't do it. I think, yeah, I don't have. I'm kind of like, hey, world, do you want to see me wearing a shirt that has a crease going, a vertical crease going from my shoulder to my waist? It's happening because I'm wearing this right now. I wonder if it's like an old Navy specific smell that I can't wear because I did go to my version of Dolce and Gabana, Banana Republic. To me, they're so fancy now Banana Republic. They're like, would you that a $200 shirt?

Not really. Are you fucking crazy? You're Banana Republic. Are you bananas? Huh? Are you bananas? Come on. Are you bananas? I just didn't hear you. So, yeah, so anyway, I bought this nice shirt in there. And I was like, I can wear this. It doesn't even stink. And then it got me thinking, is it because it was more expensive. Maybe it actually chomp on guys. Chomp on that one. Yeah.

By the way, Banana Republic is so cute right now. It used to be like it went through this like 15 year period where it was just like stuff you'd wear to the office. And now they have the cutest stuff. Whatever they're doing and they're keep doing it. And banana and sabaros, if banana you can join, get in line behind Sabarro's

to be the sponsor this podcast. I was like, why does this Banana Republic shirt smell like Sabaro? I'm eating a Sabarro. Okay. You're like, you're just, you just have a piece of pizza on your shirt. So, okay, Bottega. So, Doreet is, they're like waiting for Doreet.

And she's, she's not only checking out, but she's like talking to the person at the, at the front. And she's, and they're like, come on, come on, Doree, we only have one hour. Hurry up, all right. Come on. That gums going down the gutter. I'm literally peeing. I'm peeing right now.

Hold on, I'm talking to my new friend. Oh, butchie, dulcie, duly, croissant, croissant. I really enjoy shopping. It's entertainment. It's like leisure. It's my exercise. I mean, I love it. I want to take my time.

Gee, I love looking at pretty things and saying, oh, should I or shouldn't I? Will my credit card work? Won't my credit card work? So then Erica's just getting pissed off, and she's standing by the door, like, I take the shit. I'm going to want. walk away. I'm gonna just walk the fuck away from fucking derrick. Just go. Why are you standing there? It's so weird. So, Doreet spends 3,860 till yasta. And Erica's like, come on Jesus Christ.

So Kathy's like, I'm just gonna go out and walk on my own. Okay, bye. This just in, a 5150 has been called on Dorete for spending $3,000 in Italy. Oh my God, she's lost her mind. She's manic. She's mad. I'm like really concerned that she paid as much money for her clothing as really the rest of the casted for all the things that they bought. So they are Erica like almost falls over, but she doesn't. By the way, we didn't talk about the fact that Erica has her hair like in an up to and she's wearing this leopard. She's basically like in.

I was just about to put the picture up. Yeah. Put the picture up. Erica's like it's almost like well, well someone. very soon thinks that she's, uh, it's 100% of Patsy Stone from absolutely fabulous. And I thought, you know, that is very Erica to be like, I'm going to pull a gay icon moment.

Like, no, but she did look great, I thought. But it was very Patsy Stone. But Patsy Stone is famously modeled off Ivana Trump. Yeah, it all comes together. So, Doret and Rachel are. Hey, God, we got us. I'm all right. Doreet and Rachel finally leave the store. And Rachel's like, by the way, Doret.

Kaias called earlier. Flashback. And we see that Kias is on the phone, Rachel, and she was like, Kai, are you okay? She's like, no. Oh, my God.

Kai, go to the Hamptons. If you need to go to the Hamptons, go to the Hamptons. He needs to go to the Hamptons. Guys, get him to the Hamptons. I'm like, I love. I know that her parents live out there, but there is also so Rachel Zoh,

to be like, when my family's in crisis, I just send them to the Hamptons. I know. When I was a little kid and didn't want to stay in school, I'd go to the nurse and then I'd call crying and make, I'm sick. And then I would go to my Sittie's house, my grandma, and then I would play cards all day with her and her two sisters, Georgette and Louisa, and watch another world in days of our lives. So that's what I got to do. I could imagine like going to the nurse and your mom being like, oh my God, you're suck. Okay, I'm sending, I'm sending special forces

then they're taking you to the mountains. Okay, everyone, we're going to need to have an emergency landing, please clear the runway. Kias has come to the Hamptons. He needs to be there. He needs to be restored. Okay, thanks. He's going to go to Common Grants. By the way, speaking of your city,

etc., did you see that we got an email from the Canasta guy? What? What's the Canasta guy? Did you not see this? I thought I forwarded it to you. No, and do you know I have Canasta tonight with my mom's friends? You better check your email.

I'm telling you about this right now. So when we did our Amazon Live a few weeks ago, you highlighted a Canasta set because we were talking about and how it's important in your family. The inventor of that Canasta set saw it and sent us an email and he was like, you know what? I love this clip. You guys cracked me up. And I invented this a Canasta set for my grandma or my mother or something like that. And like I did it for her. And like so like it means a lot.

The point is like the president of Canasta reached out. And he like you should respond to him. Oh my God, the president of Canasta deluxe game set. Yeah, the Canasta. Mr. Canasta called and he's like, oh my God, I'm writing him back right now. Ramon Gonzalez, founder, Ramon Gonzalez, get out of my dreams and into my car. Okay. As a gamer, I'm so happy for you right now that Mr. Canasta reached out to. But I can't run on Gonzalez.

And you better brag about it tonight at Canasta. be like, hey, hey, mom, just want you to know, I know the guy who made this canasta set. The power, the power of media, you know? So, well, yeah, it says Sutton may know Dolce and Gabana. We know a guy who made a canasta set. Yeah, you know what? We can get canasta sets because we've been friends for years. That's what friends do for each other.

You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to play canaster. So I'm going to do. someone send sky to the hamptons this is too much this is like too much drama for him send him to the hantoms get him safe get take up to a safe place i wrote i just saw this i'm so excited send it over my mom will die thanks so much for mom i'm beside myself i'm just writing about this rachel and rachel's like whoever we're impersonating it's like i wish i wish you would been like just talking to read voice like gee did you think that i would just roll over because you have a canaster set

You know, for me, playing cards is more than just accepting a free Kanasda set. It's about looking at the cards, attaching the cards, enjoying the cards, thinking, should I play the card, should I not play the card? It's a lot more than that. Hey, Ramon, I just saw your email about Kanaston. Thank you for attaching your picture. Love the Kum Gunters. You want to get Knaisty with me?

Oh, how about let's talk about Knazda and more talk about Kumb nasty? How, yeah, Ramon. Hot Ramon? That was like one of the, like, that was actually like a really mean thing to send over. And like, do you think you're going to like talk to like Bose about your canasta set? Because like, I think you should. All right. So back to the show.

Dereet and Rachel are walking along together. And Rachel's like, honestly, most of the bright over here was a thing. Because Sutton was like on fire. She was weird with me because she thinks you and I are so close. So we see evidence of this three hours earlier in the van when Rachel is talking to Rete. on the phone and Sutton's like, well, you know, I think that Dorek can be released of her separation anxiety for about 30 minutes. Okay.

Maybe she can be without you for about 30 minutes of her life. Yeah. You know, Rachel does not respond well. Like, basically, like, Dorete is a little, is sort of like kisses Rachel's ass. And Sutton is basically like, like, whatever, right? Like, like, Sun's basically mocking the fact that Rachel has like a kiss ass and like Rachel's going to take care of kiss asses. Like she's going to take care of her people. Right.

And so she's like, don't come for treat. Right. Because like that's what it was. And I just think it's so fast. I find rich the way Rachel operates in this group to be fascinating because I, excuse me, I've, I've really grown to enjoy Rachel on the show. I think she's doing a really good job in like a very low key way. But she is a cool girl. And I'm not saying she's a mean girl, but she is a cool girl.

And it's interesting how she gravitates towards other cool girls and creates separation from the non-cooled girls. And there's like one of Sutton's issues over the past several years is that she's always wanted to be in with the cool girls. But she never can quite get there. And there's just, she puts out an energy and obviously Rachel has picked up on it. Yet another person has picked up on it where Rachel's like, yeah, son's cool. She's not coming to Hamptons with me. And like now she's creating separation with Sutton now all of a sudden. Yeah.

She's like, I shouldn't have to justify my relationship with you. I mean, this is another one. I was like, that wasn't really a big deal. I think it was. It was like, fucking Doree. Jeez, calling you every two seconds. So Doreet's like, well, Sutton did the same thing last year. She was jealous that Booze and I were becoming foams.

And Rachel's like, well, I can't do like petty, mean, girl shit. That's what you're doing right now. Sudden made like one little comment. I mean, it's like so many little comments in this episode that are like, yeah. getting huge, but that's Beverly Hills, right? So Rachel's like, yeah, it was a thing. But, like, also the cult thing, like, Sutton has a problem

with you Googling and digging up someone's past. But, like, that's, that was Rachel's thing, though. Wasn't Rachel earlier in the season? Like, I don't like Google. I don't like look up people. Isn't she? Am I crazy? Didn't she say that earlier in the season to us? Like,

right? Am I crazy? Am I crazy? I don't know. I don't remember. So, like, I'm around to come got her right now. I can't tell. So two and a half hours earlier in the van, Sutton's talking to Natalie and Rachel, and it doesn't seem like they're really listening to her, as, you know, as usual with Sutton. And Sutton's like, well, this morning, Kyle and I talked to Amanda and Doree, and, you know, she was digging up this cold information, and we were like, aren't you bothered by this?

Oh, Sutton, why are you, why? Why? Why are you doing this? None of this has anything to do with you, Sutton. Get alive. Well, but no. but yes, but like I think Sutton's just telling a story of like Amanda has to stop being so passive and wimpy and simpering and passive aggressive and just like if people upset you stand up for yourself.

Like that's what I think Sutton was trying to say here. But Rachel's takeaway was like, wow, Sutton doesn't like that you looked up shit on Amanda. And I'm like, I don't think that's what Sutton was really expressing in that moment, right? Yeah, I think

she was. She was like, oh, now, And someone, Google you. This is really bugging Sutton. But it wasn't even the Google. It's on her blog. Like they weren't hiring. They didn't pay the $20. You know what I mean?

For the people that when you investigate and you're like, get me information. Like, if you pay us $20, whatever. It's not like they paid the $20. She went, she did a simple Google search. I don't think that's a big deal. Well, either way, either way, DeRitz saying I wasn't digging up anything. And Rachel's like, I think Sutton thought it was low and using the cult as like a weapon. And I'm like, again, I actually, I'm going to defend Sutton on this a little bit.

I do think that like, I mean, Sutton is like, does not like the Googling. You see her say it a little bit later. But I think the gist of what she was trying to say in the car in that moment was more like, she says, we talked to Amanda and like, gosh, aren't you upset that this happened? Like, because Sutton's whole thing for the past few episodes is Amanda, grow a backbone. And if you don't like something, you've got to stand up for yourself. because right we're trying to help you be part of this group but like rachel's takeaway it was like wow like rachel made it sound like sutton was primarily there to talk shit about to read and i just

don't think that sudden was but she was because sudden and kyle even went to amanda to be like fight to re't you fighting to re like you should be fighting her they did tell her mind your own fucking business so sudden was telling them the story of how they were trying to do that and it's like so obvious that they're just trying to start a fight they're trying to have Amanda confront Doreet. And Doreet's like, well, I thought I was friends with Sutton. So why is she now trying to make this girl fight with me? So I think, I mean, they were, they are trying to do a proxy battle.

But I think in that moment when Sondon was telling that story, I think Rachel took a smaller part of that story and turned it into something that was bigger than I think it really was when we saw the clip. Okay. Congratulations. You've reached the end of part one of a two-part recap. For part two, go look for the recap that says, part two. See you over there, suckers.

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