Watch What Crappens - #3276 Below Deck Down Under S04E08 Part Two: Honey Badgered

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap!After Ben calls Ellie “honey” one too many times, our Balkan heroine finally snaps, leading to the explosion we’ve been bracing for all season on Below Deck Down Under.  Meanwhile, there’s a panty liner on the wall! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to watch what crap and the podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So we go to Mike and Jenna and Mike's like, Jenna, who's so cabins? She goes, why, what's wrong? There was a patty line of stuff on the cupboard.

You're lying. I swear, sweat to God. I'm like, fuck, I'm traumatized even thinking about here. Imagine it was you. Like, how much should we not see? How are we not see this? How are we not see? All right, guys.

All right, cause. Those cupboards are not being cleaned out properly. All right. Someone is spreading their legs, attaching to the walls, the inside of the cupboards, and then removing themselves, leaving panty liners.

We got to be more on that. That's so embarrassing. Like, that's the worst thing that could possibly be in your cupboard. Well, I think the worst thing would be, like, a dead body, personally. But that's fine. Pandy liner's also up there.

So Daisy is like, That was the last time you checked the cupboard? So I won't happen again. They're in charge of four, though. Simple things like that are now. I know. How do you miss a pontiliner? And I fucked up.

All this Eddie and Alicia bullshit's really been consuming my mind. And I'm really fucking up in my job. Sure. Blame it on them. Yeah. Well, I mean, who looks at the inside of the closet wall? You know? I mean, I get it.

Is it a miss? That's a pretty bad way. I mean, it's pretty bad. It's a panty liner. I'm not saying anyone, you know, but still. So Mike cleans up the crew mess and, um, uh, D-Says is like, ah, look at you, Mike, this is my dream. This is like how I get turned on.

He's like, uh, finally figured it out, really? I might just take it back after a knot out and clean the meth just for you. Won't send me try? It's like, calm down, Mike. It's a figure, it's a turn of phrase. I know. Zip your pants up, Mike. All right.

Now, honey boobs. Can you run up and grab another bottle of wine, please? thanks boo-boo. He really does say boo-boo. And Ellie is like, Oh, for the fuck sake, I went through water for this shit. So then Daisy is talking to Jason.

So I guess found a panty liner stuck in the wardrobe. He goes, oh my God, which is our fault. Because we didn't find it, but I've spoken to them. And I think they've learned their lesson to check.

Well, you guys really need to stip it up. Yeah. In case they bring it up, I wanted you to, know there's a panty liner on the wall in the closet. Pass it on. Do we have a red onion sweetie pie? No. No. She's going to kill him. Every time they cut to him, he is just, he's like a gun of just sexist shit. It's like boom, boom, boom, boom. Every time they turn to Ben, he's like, oh yeah, sugar lips, sunny pie, sweetie bun, boo-boo. Tullip tongue. Gets you know.

Butta ligament. So, um, now the guests are like playing in the wetter slide. Poor guy falls out before he even gets up to the top of the slide. And then, um, Jenna and days,

you're cleaning the bar and Jenna is just saying, and she's really taking it hard because she actually, unlike everyone else, uh, under Daisy, she needs to actually care about her job. And so she's saying it's just been like a shitty start. And,

well, now you know, to check the cupboards. So the guest dance and record videos by the slide. And then, um, Eddie is helping this guest out of the water. She's coming out of the water. And he's like, would you like some help?

She's like, no. And then she just keels over and hits her head on the side of the boat. And someone goes, oh my God, are you okay? And she goes, no. I died. I had to rewind that like five times. That lady, she's like, no, don't help me. You okay? No. They're like, Jason checked on her like 10 times. Like, oh, you sure you don't have a concussion? I'm fine. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. So now they're getting ready. Yeah, that's the worst person to get hurt because she doesn't not want people giving her all the attention and they just won't stop. It's like, oh, are you okay? She's like, I'm fine. But let me know, please, let me know if you're feeling dizzy.

I'm fucking getting out of my room. Are you fine? Are you fine? You fine? I'm fine. Get out of here. Leave me alone. So now Batul and Alicia are setting up for pride. And Alicia's like, I love prod. I love everything about it. I have pride all the time. I could have my own spin. It'd be great. I'm in my element. I love pride. I'm like, could you have some enthusiasm?

She's like, ooh. So it's a nice dinner set up. Rainbow's everywhere, guys, because that's how casual. And then they're at dinner, and an echoey voice is like featuring flamboyancy and straight on seaworthiness.

Ladies and gentlemen, we give you straight from the Tommy Bahama showroom floor. Mark the butterfly. And Mark comes out and like Butterfly wings with lights all over them and like dances around. And he's got like a rainbow

dildo stuff toy that he puts on his head. And they're like, oh my God. This is so gay. I love it. And so meanwhile downstairs in the galley, there's, you know, chaos has Ben and Ellie are making dinner. And Ellie is like,

Daisy, Daisy, Daisy. Should we plate the first course? The gas, you comply at art. So Ellie goes to take food off the stove. but Ben's like, hold on one second. We have to wait for Daisy because I can get cold fast. Lumpy clavicle. So then the guests are still at dinner, like, gang it up and everything.

So Daisy comes down to get the food and they start to plate it. And then Daisy's like waiting because the food's not ready. And Daisy's like, why do I have to be here to wash them serve? They couldn't, they wouldn't serve until I'm like, I'm coming. It's so annoying. So they finished plating and she's like, ready for service? we're here. Are you sure, Daisy?

Oh, for fuck's sake, Ben. Well, it's muscles and clams. They get cold super fast. We had to wait. She'll like, God damn it. Okay, well, we've been here fucking fuck. Yeah, it's cold super fast. Well, then, hurry the fuck up then.

Daisy is in no mood. No mood for this. Ali is like, Should I serve some plain rice as well if they want fish? For who, hon. For the crew. What's that? Huh? Sugar pie? Sugar pie.

Corn, corn tits. Was that turmeric towels? What do you need? What do you need there? All these dead memes. Oh, it needs to stop. I can't take it. I couldn't hear you over there, molasses bum. Can't hear you. Sorry, it's really noisy by this fan. Sorry, Rugalorexum. What did you say, hon? Come on, Boo-boo. What did you say, son?

Stoerabsternum. Okay. Okay. No rice for the fish. I hear you. So they're like, all right, we've got grilled bahee-bahi coming up. And one of the guests is like, can I just have one, Mahi? I don't want like Mahi-Mahi.

I just want Mahi. Thanks. They're all like, ha. It's a gay table. Say things like that. Gay pride means never being ashamed of your Mahi. he jokes. Amen, brother. So, um, the guest finished dinner and, uh, Jenna is, uh, saying Eddie that she'll have Jowel clean up the mess. And, um, she's like, he's like, well, where is he?

And she's like, I'm eating ice cream. So we cut to a Jowowl and the galley eating ice cream. He really is. Not like that that's his thing. They just know that every night he's going to be in the galley eating ice cream. Like a big old industrial size tub of it. It's just like the size of a cauldron. And he's like with his little spoon in my eyes. Must get ready for Zim. Zim cream. Zim cream. Zim and juries.

New York. I enjoy my New York superfudge gym. 31 Zimlers. So Ellie is like, What is your favorite dessert? Cheesecake. What kind of cheesecake? Lemon meringue.

Ah, I remember that. I will find my way to his heart. for his lemon meringue stomach. Yes. So now the next morning, Mike comes into the galley and he's like, hey, hey, there, you got anything for us? And he's like, what, you're hungry bastard, are you?

I'm starving, maybe like a little omelet or something. Oh, an omelet. Omelet. Fuck off. I don't even do omelets for the guests, mate. I'd like some of the motto. And Lisa's like, go, go, go. And she pulls him aside.

And she's like, just a word of advice. Don't ever do that again. What? Do you buy? Do that. Do it. I don't know. But whatever it is, don't do it. I don't know. Was it something with towers? I wasn't really paying attention. I just got mad while of a sudden. Don't ask for food in the morning. That's what it is. You know, four-day charter? He's absolutely fucked. It's just not a good idea. That's what I'm saying? Now Mike is mad because someone told him not to do something. He's like, he's like, Ben, Alicia just had a little chat with us and said, don't you ever do that again. And I said, do what again?

And she said, have asked Ben for breakfast? No, no, no. She meant to do your hair like that. Please stop doing your hair like that. It's driving everyone nuts. When you do your hair like that, it makes it hard for anyone to eat breakfast, I think is what she's trying to say. He's like, no, no, she was trying to tell me what to do. She was like, well, sorry, I wasn't trying to be rude.

Alicia, Alicia, just please don't ever do that again. All right, don't ever tell us what to do, please. But I'm just saying it's disrespectful. So if you want to be in the galley, then go. And Ben's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you just scare her off? She was helping me. Come on.

Mike's like, the first rule of yachting is don't tell me what to do. But I can tell you what not to do, which is you are not allowed to tell me what not to do. Don't you understand the logic of it all. He's a baby. My God. And then he runs like to Tattle. tale on Alicia and Ben's like, no, actually, she's correct. You shouldn't

come in here and order fucking breakfast. Why are you yelling at her? Yeah. Luser. And then he tells Alicia, don't do that again. He literally says, don't do that again to Alicia. When he got mad at Alicia for saying to him, don't do that again. So then Alicia goes upstairs, so she does her tattling.

So she's like, oh, she's stewing. She's like, tease in one fucking galley. Don't mind me up, Mikey. And she goes up to Daisy and she's like, can you tell me if I'm in the wrong about something. Oh, God. Yeah, all right. I'm just going to say yes. You're in the wrong. No, no, listen. Mike comes up and says, oh, Ben, do you mind making me an omelette? What? What? Yes, thank you. Okay. So now Daisy's mad. No, I'm crazy. Next time, just come and tell me,

people don't ever take that shit well from their peer. Oh my God. You know, I feel like I'm everyone's mom. But with Alicia and Mike, it feels particularly toxic. I shouldn't have to be dealing with this for this tit for tat. No, it's my toy. It's my toy. It's my toy. I'm not. It's my omelet. I'm not going to give a fuck. Just clean the boat. All you have to do is just clean the boat. Mike, what's going on here? He's like, well, honestly, I was kind of ridiculous. I came in this morning. I have a bit of battle with Ben. Oh, Ben, fancy whipping her stuff and breakfast, you know? Like, we're doing, we're thinking some omelets or something. Then Alicia pulls up and says, and ask him to do that again. She yelled it like that at me. I was terrified. I was terrified of her.

Terrified of her. In what tone? It's not the words. It's the tone, is what you're saying? It was the tone. It was the exact tone. Terrifying tone. Terrifying tone to us. Alicia, I shouldn't have said that too in that tone, but I'm telling you right now, don't ask the chef for anything because the chefs don't want to do anything for you unless you are very attracted to them

and they want to have sex with you. How do you understand? It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So Ben comes out, and Eddie, Jowow and Batul are in the mess. And he's like, guys, guys, could you keep it down? They're like, ha, ha, we'll do whatever we want. Ben. So Daisy Radio's Ben to send a

breakfast and comes down with Alicia. And she's like, Jenna, if I was you, I'd stay out to the service area. She goes, yeah, I'd stay out of it as well, Jenna. Jenna, you've been banned from the gallery. That's unacceptable. You're allowed them here anytime you want. As for you, you're only allowed to hear up to five minutes before meal time, Daisy. Candy coxics. Daisy's like, oh, oh, really?

you have me fucking comp in here until if you could just say Daisy service I'll be here for 30 fucking madats I love that you'd have me 11 in here if you're good I love Wanda Daisy up I approach her like a holy day sauce I just wind it up baby I just

wind it up until it's broken and people are complaining I blame the I blame the assistant He's like I can wind you up Don't you all worry are we gonna fight now then You can treat me like a Honda's but I'm going to treat you like a Newman's own vinaigrette. I'm going to shake the fuck out of you.

Newman's own. Love of specificity. Very popular with my generation in Ireland, Norman's own. Norman's on. So Ben checks in on Ellie because she's clearly pissed. You know, she's like, okay, very great. Oh, we make a holiday. Oh, great.

Now we make a hollandahs. So you can tell she's pissed. And he's like, uh, What's going on? My little troublem, you all right there, a honey pie, booby face. And she's like, I'm good. Okay, you are good, baby. You are good there, my little spomone's splankachronium. All right, you are good. It's like, okay, dishes are done. All right, baby, my little darling monk fruit mandibula. Oh, you've really got it now, well. You're killing it, but a cut. Let's just keep on doing what you're doing.

Apple for the. So now we go to Mark talking to his sister, Sophia, out on the deck. And she's like, oh, my God, thank you for bringing me. And I never would have thought I'd be here. You know, I mean, we had such a hard life. And now look at us, you know, I'm so thankful to you and Clay. God, I'm really glad you took that job at Tommy Bahamas. Remember when you were going to work at Gadzukes?

And I said, no, don't do it. With Tommy Bahama. Now, look, you got a, you got a man that looks like the lady. from murder, she wrote. Congratulations. That's why you all, you need to always be nice to Clay. Take care of him. He's rich. I was so worried when you brought Clay home once and said, please welcome my very dear friend. And I thought, oh, my God, it's Mike Huckabee. And I said, oh, thank God, it's not Mike Huckabee. Just take care of him. He's special. So, um, Batole sort of like, she, Btul sort of is nearby. And Mark's like, sorry, we were just having a moment. My sister

didn't know I was gay. She's really not very bright. I mean, you can really show up with butterfly wings only so many times before you give up hope on her. But I think this time it really stuck. Did you just tell her this morning? Because I would hope that someone would have said something before last night. I mean, Jesus.

You were wearing a deltoe on your head, sir. Which was like, oh, it's just touching my heart. Also, what did you say? I couldn't understand. It's like, I've been hiding this from her for 16 years. 16 effective years of hiding my homosexuality. And she was like, I already knew, you're my little brother. You're also wearing butterfly wings right now.

I love you no matter what. It was so wonderful. So Batul says that she was born in Istanbul and in her country, gay marriage is not only illegal. It's a huge sin. And thankfully, Yotting helped her get away from there. And when she started working in Europe and traveled, she saw how people are living happily and without strict rules and she's like, do your thing, be yourself. She's like, I feel happy to be educated about it now. So they hug. It's nice, nice little scene. You know what, on the spirit of that

lovely little scene, should we carry the positivity under the sea? Fish rapport, fish report. Now it's time for a fish report. All right, well, this is included because this is those orange flower things under the water. I forget what they're called. What have they called? I don't know. It looks like orange okra all piled together. It does. And there's like a little fish, but I want you to watch the violence that happens here. It's like a little pretty striped fish. It's all alone. It's left the school of fish. It's right in the middle of this field of poppies or whatever. And then look, slowly it explodes. Come on. You can do it. Oh, boom. Oh, no. Oh. Oh. Oh. It explodes from the inside and turns into this other fish, this yellow fish.

Wow. That was violent. Wow. It was. Could we need that? I would have liked to stay it on this fish. It's in such a tranquil place. It's probably like, can someone take a photo of me?

This will be great on Instagram. It's like, sorry, we got to go to a different shot now. Yeah, this fish, I think, yeah, it was like, oh, my God, my school's leaving. I didn't get my shot in front of this InstaWall, but no, you die. So now we get this other single fish. We've got a lot of fish just on their own today, this little yellow fit. Well, I guess there's other fish. It's got friends, but they're all going.

It's the only one. This one is the only one that's like mugging for the camera. The rest are like not angled towards the camera. This one's like, get my entire body. This is my good angle. It's my good side. It's going for this carrot or whatever. I was about to say.

It's like, oh, carrot. Don't mind if I do. Like I need a hot dog. I do love a carrot. Going to the hot dog stand. I know we all, we all said that we're going to do my fitness pal together, but I see a hot dog stand. I'm going. I'm going for it.

Or get back to Bernie. The diet starts tomorrow. And then they're like, oh, my God. Bernie the fish. Always goes for the carrot doesn't even realize there's an entire choro above us. Okay. Now we go to these like tiger shark thing like orangey house or whatever they're called. But look at the smile on this one.

Isn't this so cute? It's so cute. It's like, well, I heard that there's no puffer fish this week. So I figured out I'd be the cute fish of the week. Throwing my hat in the ring. It's so cute. This has the cutest. I don't think I've, I mean, I've seen cartoon sharks maybe that are cute.

But even then, I don't think they're very cute. This is like the cutest shark of it. Its eyes are right next to its mouth. It is the sweetest shark. You know that in the shark version of what's happening, it plays rerun. Right. It's always chasing after the truck at the end of the opening credits. Re-run.

Wait a minute. This is his nose? Or his eyes? Are these his nostrils or his eyes? Oh, you know what I just realized? It's totally it's nostrils. Oh, gross. Ugly fish.

I changed my mind. It's totally it's nostrils, but it's still, I can't look at it as anything but eyes. It's so cute, like, nostril eyes. And by the way, can we, like, not overlook this gorgeous shark in the foreground with its spots. This is a beautiful shark. I don't think I've ever seen such a high fashion shark before. It's a Lisa Renna shark. They're like, are you wearing your leopard print again? Jesus Christ. It's 2026. She's like, ha ha ha ha ha. Leopard print is forever, baby. I'm so mad that those are not its eyes. I'm sorry, I'm going back to the cute shark. I'm so mad that those are the nostrils because if those were its

eyes, it would be just the most adorable shark of all time. But now, I'm saying. Now it's idiously ugly. When you see that the eyes are up here, like, holy shit, that thing's ugly. It's coming right for me. It's just got a schnaz. It's actually still pretty cute.

It's actually still cute. It's just not as cute, but it's kind of like saying, you know what? It looks like this when you do this with your hand. When you do like this, the senior wences kind of thing, you're like this.

You know, for people who aren't watching, who are just listening, I did the senior wince's hand puppet thing. Oh, I think it looks like a minivan. that has a killer clown, you know it's coming to kill you, but it has like a happy face on the front. And then it starts turning towards you and it's like, I'm going to kill you.

It's like, no, you're not cute anymore. Stay face the other way. I still think it looks incredibly cute. Look at its mouth. It's cute little mouth. It's got a soft little mouth. Like, hey. Even when you see where the eyes are, it has such a gentle smile.

It's just so pleasant. It's having a wonderful day. It looks kind of like a cow. Is it on top of another fish? Yeah. There's another fish under it. Is she giving birth? Yeah, there's other fish under this other one, too.

Look, you see the little gray fish under there. They're long. Like a little parasas. No, there are, but here's what's, okay, so here's what's crazy. I know that there's, like, there are various fish that just sort of hang out with sharks and they're like, they're henchmen, you know. And then, but they like clean up like the parasites on their bodies or whatever. But it looks like there's a full on big fin under the cute shark. It almost looks like it has like a napkin under its mouth, right?

Yeah. Like it's, it went to the bathroom and it's got like toilet paper stuck on its foot. No one will tell it. Except it's under its chin. It's so obvious. Yeah. There's like a full on big fish under this shark. That's a big.

That's like an eel. That's a full on eel. Look at that thing. There is something happening. That shark is really invading someone else's personal space. And it's turning right with the shark. So it looks like it's attached to it somehow. What the F is going on?

This shark is in a constantly evolving situation here. They're like, we really keep on, we really have misassessed it. So many times. This little shark, this little shark works at Tommy Bahama. And this old shark is like, oh, my God, you taught me how to dress. I'm taking you with me. It's like non-traditional relationship day on fish. Yeah.

Okay. So next up is this long fish. This one shows up every now. I feel like sometimes they're trying to tell us something because they theme the fish. And this one is long fish. We see a lot of really, really long fish. as you'll see. Is this a sardine? What is this? It looks sort of like a sardine or maybe even an anchovy, like, and it looks unhappy to be on camera.

It's like, I, I'm not wearing my makeup. Why the long face is my question. Where's it going? It's like someone with all the money in the world, they come in in this beautiful silver dress and they're just like miserable. Their hair has pulled back too tight. It's like, girl, you know, your husband's been cheating on you for 30 years. Why are you upset tonight? Just relax, you rich.

She's embarrassed. She's like, I didn't know cameras would be here. I would have cleaned up this place because she's like under the, there's like a garbage background. It's like this messy gray, green, unkempt. I need a vacate. Bound. Okay. So then we get some beautiful trees blowing in the wind.

And then we get to some little fish, some little basics. This looks like a fish tank. Mm-hmm. Right. It's giving fish tank. I'm not going to lie. They're small. It's generic.

They're not like. Okay. Here we go. Long fish. Oh, I love. There's a other long fish. This is, has the face of a seahorse, but then the body of an eel. Yeah.

I love this fish. It's doing something interesting, you know? I love its snout. Yeah. I think it's not as, I, I've, I've seen this fish before. I just don't remember what it's, I wish I knew my fish more. I think it's like a seahorse that learned yoga. And so now it's posture isn't fucked up.

And now it's just stray. Oh my God, you're so glamorous. Finally, vodka came to the sea. But unfortunately, your face still looks exactly like your ass. So sorry. I am concerned. It seems to be drawn to some sort of dark, ominous abyss. And it's going to get eaten down there.

Like, don't go in there. You did all this work on yourself. Like, don't go into the dark hole. Like, this is a fish in a horror movie right now. Like, guys, I just want to see what's in there. Like, don't go in there. Don't go on there. They always kill the long fish first.

Every time. That is literally where a predator is hiding. What are you thinking? And also don't think I don't notice that your butt looks just like your face. You literally have a butt face. That's what I said. Your head is exactly like your ass. Oh, I didn't hear you say that. Yeah, it's the twin face and the butt. Exactly the same. Okay. So then we come to a turtle doing some kind of yoga. Look at this back bend the turtle's doing. It's like, oh, yes. The world still sucks. Hate it up here. I'm going back under. Bye. Turtle, this is what you get for smoking. Like, it's like, I need some air. I'm running out of breath. I'm running out of breath. Like, honey, take better care of yourself. Honey. Yeah, it's like sitting there, taking a breath from the top of the waves.

And now we have. Now we get to cheffish. Chef fish. Pasty. Just refusing to do a dish. All the other fish have left because he keeps calling them honey and boo-boo. The ocean doesn't want this. The ocean, like, the ocean is not sweeping him out.

The ocean is trying to put it back out on the beach. It literally is. It's pushing him back towards the shore. It's like, nope, nope. You call me honey. You called me honey one last time, bitch. Get out of me. Get out of it.

Okay, now we get another leopard print shark. This one now has a fish on top of its head. Look at that. The fish is riding his head. And it has its fins out. So it's like, guess what? Okay, guys, it's doing shark charades. Okay.

You can use me one word. You can hang a shirt on. me. Is it hangar? Yes, I'm a hangar. I am a hanger. Yes, I did hangar face. Yeah. Stop eating my fucking eyebuggers. Okay, we've been dating two days. Two days we've been dating. I love what it's not doing with its fins. I mean, those fins are out and proud, you know? Yeah. It's gay day. So then we go to the bullied fish, the five head, the poor five head. It's like, why can't I? I'm the only person here that no one will swim with. Even, even. that big leopard shark has a little fish attached to its eye boogers what do i have a five head but five head

is also kind of like oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god please let it not see me oh my god oh my god oh i shouldn't have been here i shouldn't be here right now i don't know like that can't even get eaten by a shark whatever by the way there's no urgency with those other fish there's literally a giant ass shark that's looming and they're all just swimming like it's just a normal day and at fish town and are like not even concerned. I mean, maybe that says something about the shark, but like you guys should be concerned

that there's a predator nearby, right? No, they don't care. It's like me. Like if you know that I'm hungry in a grocery store, the groceries should be afraid. But if I'm not hungry, you're safe. Maybe they just can tell. Maybe.

So then we go to some little basics. There's little tiny basics. And then we go to the chirol and another long fish. I love this long fish with the horn nose. Yeah, this one's great. This one, this is like a Cirque de Soleil fish. Like all the other fish are gathered around. They're like, guys, it's so whimsical and beautiful.

How can I even do that? And there's, like, music playing that's like, Oh, hello. It's la vie, bonjour. It's like balancing on its nose on top of a chiro. You're like, wow. How does it do that? How does it do that?

This is like the Michelangelo of fish paintings. It's just like touching its nose to the finger of the churro god. And then one other fish, some fish in the audience says the other one. Well, you know, a lot of these fish were in the Olympics. They were gymnasts and this is what they do when they're done. Oh, I didn't know that. It's not really that impressive. They've been learning it since they were two.

You could probably do it if you were learning since you're two too, too. So, like, don't get like that excited. Okay, then we go to this little fish who's so cute. It's just like standing on a twig singing. Look at him sing. He's like, pop. its eyes are very like a video game right like this is i feel like when they make fish in video games their eyes look like that and it's a very unsteady camera work i'd also like to point out oh look but tools

dancing to the fish's song back that shit up back that shit up and then we go to we go to a pair of stingrays really cute couple they are that annoying couple who dresses the same And then they like when you watch them speedwalking, they're exactly in step. Look at this. Yeah. And they're going to brunch, but they're not going to eat anything because they're watching their figure. They're like, we're both in athletta. We're both walking the exact same way.

We're the best couple in the neighborhood, basically. We'll split the croissant. Yeah, we're trying to get into shape. We're just trying to hold each other accountable. Then we go over here to a polka dot fish. Who also has a friend. Really a big day for Pocodots. Isn't that a friend there?

That little bluish. Oh, you're right. No. Yeah. Is it a fish or is it a fin? It's a little fish. It's a little buddy. It's gossiping.

It's like, by the way, did you hear about the Cirque to Salaid performance? Apparently, the fish fell over. It was so embarrassing. And they were gymnasts as they were, too, and they still couldn't even do it. I'm like, honestly embarrassed. By the way, that five head fish couldn't even get eaten by shark. What a loser. Someone said that I should swim with a five-head shark.

I was like, excuse me, I have standards. I may be very small, but I do have standards. Did you see that other fish had his face that was the same as his butt? Oh, my God. A problem's coming up. You are not going. I'm telling you that right now. Did you see that that shark added, like, fake eyeballs to its notes to make itself look cute?

It's like, we know, we know you're not cute. Like, stop painting on your abs. And that's it. Fish report. Fish report. That has been the fish report. The fish report. Uh-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-up.

Commer shoes. Here comes one. my fish of the week is still that cute shark i still thought the shark was cute even after where i saw where his eyeballs were so that i like the little one on the twig singing i thought that was pretty cute that was good too okay so let's get to um one of the guests tells mike they don't have toilet paper in their room mike's like uh let's say why give me orders instead of focus on all what you're going to do you're not my boss if you want to do if you want to do I'm done. You do it instead. Things would probably be sad.

All right. Get the toilet paper yourself, that. So Mike goes to Daisy and Jenna and tells them about the toilet paper. And Daisy's like, guys, who did the cabins? From now on, when we're turning those cabins around, come at plays, put the full roll in those cabins. And I want those under the sinks. Okay, toilet paper under sinks, panty liners off of walls. Okay, that's how simple as that. So now we go to the galley and Ben's like, oh, hello there. Cheesy chicken, you want to do some cheese bowls? Come on, let's do some cheese bowls, chickatits.

She's like, oh, can, uh, should we sharpen this cheese knife at all? And he's like, well, do you want me too? She goes, maybe. Okay, well, yeah, I'll shopper the cheese. Fine. Okay, well, do you want to choose a board to do shakutory on? Okay, well, we'll see, all right? We'll just figure it out as it comes.

Ah, well, that black one would help a lot. All right, I'm going to change. You change into your blacks, right? And he's like, okay, whatever you want. Yes. We're going to change into our. blacks because we are doing things properly. Okay, boo-boo.

Yes, let's keep the momentum going and I'll be right back. So she goes to change into her blacks. I love this for her, honestly. I do like that she is like sort of being proactive. I understand how it can be an overstep, considering that she's the Sioux chef and he is the chef, but he's also a disorganized chef. And so I think this is like, I don't know, I'm okay with it.

So now she comes back. She's, okay, you want the gold change? Because they want us looking cohesive. And he's like, I got it, honey tits, sugar sneakers, bumble caps. I just need to get this shit done, all right? And I'll see you in five. I'm trying to choose my battles wisely, but she just has this sort of bravado about her. Like, she's my boss.

Like, I just wanted to chill, you know? Like, why can't you just chill? So now Ben is changing in the cabin with Joao. And he's like, it's just a really weird residence in the kitchen, you know? I mean, it's just weird. And it makes me fucking nervous. I don't know what's going on in there. So now we go.

And she's finishing up the chakudery board. What were you going to say? I was like, it's so weird in there. The way she proposed that you use a black cutting board or how she said, oh, we should sharpen our chakurundry knives. It's just crazy. You know, her energy is weird because she's so sick of him. and she's not really telling him what's up.

So he's like trying to tiptoe around, but it's making him like say boo-boo or something more. I don't know if he's getting nervous and more boo-boos are coming out. And she's getting more and more pissed and he doesn't understand what's going on. It's you. It's your personality.

It's making her fucking crazy. Well, he's about to find out because he's back and she's finishing the Sharkoody board. He's all right, let's speed that up, love, if we can. She's like, okay, five minutes on trackotry. Copy. And copy, copy. Okay, we have no gas up, but I'll let you know when they appear.

Okay, no gas up. And he goes, all right, let's wrap it up and put it in the fridge, darling. Oh, yes, I will. Please, sugar lumps. Yes, yes, I will. All right, all right. Okay, xylatoz, zygot. Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Zylatoz, zygote. Okay, snappy sinuses. So she's like, Okay, we gotta take a breath. Ah, God, warp into war, salt vegetables for milk. It's getting a little too intense in here. We gotta take a little breather.

I know, but dinners in half an hour. Polky retinas. So, We've got a ton to do, all right? All right, listen to you, honey, we've got a ton to do. Well, I could prioritize differently if I'd none. Well, what, like, moved quicker? What do you mean? Sorry.

I've just been, oh, Ben, the way spoke to me. I cannot handle it. He's like, spoke to you by doing what? The way spoke to me right now. I'm not going to have that ever again, Ben. You hear me? How did I speak to you? No, I would never have it again, Ben.

Tricle face? No, don't you, don't you? Don't you? What kind of face? Trickle face? Don't you chico face me again. Never, ever, ever again. Hold on before I rent, I need to make sure I know exactly what I'm renting about.

Trinkle face. Got it. Don't you ever call me trick-offies again? How did I speak to you, Tick-Tac Tiddies? First of all, do not call me Tic-Tac Tiddies, okay? And don't call me honey, because my name is Elena. My name is Alina or Ellie, I'm not honey, I'm not honey, I'm not anything. I'm not Spamode, splenctochromamia, whatever that is. I don't even know what that is.

Sounds great, Dewey Dentrells. Oh, no, see, no, so okay, don't ever speak to me like that ever again. But what did I do? How do I speak to you? Could you just tell me? No, you're supposed to be an offer, man, an offer! Wow! Oh, you need to get your head in the game! You need to get this organized! This is your job! You get that organized and we'll get this shit down! And what is this list? Let's go! Don't fucking try me, Ben! Do not fucking try me, Ben! And he's just like, uh, peel potatoes and great parmesan cheese, which I'm I mentioned earlier, didn't I say we need to grate this Parmesan cheese?

Didn't I say that? Oh, really? Don't you try this Parmesan cheese, pussy with me, motherfucker? No, I was saying you literally need to grate the Parmesan cheese. Oh, don't even try it. You are like an emotional anchor around the galley. The galley team's neck and you are dragging the galley team's neck and you are dragging the galley team. When you were telling me earlier, you know, hey, can you change into your shabler?

Jacket. Oh, thank you. Yes, because you need it too. Because we need to get our shit together. We wear black weird team, okay? And we cannot look like fucking clowns. We do not sell vegetables looking like clown. Do you want milk or not? Well, getting into my chef jacket is not going to improve the quality of the dinner, honey pie.

Well, I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. Sorry, not sorry. Hmm, how do you like that? Well, I didn't realize that you were the chief chef oozy earlobes. Oh, well, we need to get our shit together, okay? All right, Anna Sankles, well, we need to get in a better mood, don't we, honey pie? Well, I need to be in better mood. Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you fucking kidding me? I had bombs drop on my head. And he said, can we try not to get an argument before dinner service, please? You started it! So Ben's like, okay, so you're a little bit more sensitive than we once thought. That's fine. No, I'm not sensitive. Don't turn this on me. You're disrespectful. I'm going to the captain and I don't give a fuck.

Wait a minute. Saccharine scapula, come back. And she'll go, I'm going. So she's like storming upstairs. And Alicia's like, um, maybe you should go the other way since the guests are there. She's like, oh, shut up. She just passes her. And she goes up to the captain who's just standing there with no energy, just blinking blankly, like staring at a wall. And she's like, Captain, what just happened in the gully? It is unacceptable. It's like, oh, hello there, velvet ventricles. Wasn't expecting to see you here. Sit on daddy's lap and tell me a story.

Why don't you? Wow, that escalated. Wow, we're both in olive green today. Look at us. I just noticed. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That escalated quickly. I think that is just a lot of frustration built up that it didn't even take much

because he wasn't acting that different. She's just adding. He wasn't. He wasn't, but she, I think, I can imagine. She probably, like, she was frustrated by all the pet names. She probably still felt disrespected, like lingering disrespect, even after the conversation from him. And maybe she was, like, annoyed that she didn't say the thing that she was supposed to, that she wanted to say. And I don't know.

Like, she clearly. She had it. And I loved it. And I loved it. And I loved it. She was like, well, you know, we had the conversation. And I still need to talk to him about the pet names, but baby steps. Like, I can, it's, that was already one.

I don't want. You know, chefs are such babies. I don't want to add too much on to that. And I want to make him flip his lid. And then she flips her lid. Oh, it was great. That's crazy. I thought I was going to be more 100% on her side because this baby honey shit has been making me crazy the whole season.

But I think she just kind of flipped. I don't know. She chose like a weird time to just flip, I think. Yeah, I think. It was still very hard to watch. Yeah. I think I'd still like on. her side.

But yeah, I thought it was going to be on the crux of something. I thought it would be a reaction to something more dramatic. And it was just like, can you hurry up with a shock? Who do we? No, it's, I don't have been spoken to them. It was like, that's where it happened. But also, like, how many times of that?

That's like, we all want our big explosions to happen like in the most meaningful best times. And they almost always come tumbling out off of some stupid random shit. And then you feel like an idiot because it's like, I just ask you to hurry up with shock, trade, babe.

It's like, you want your goddamn mouth. I went through war. Yeah, it happens all the time on Housewives where someone was like, okay, that is it, I'm gonna let them have it. And then it's the day that that housewife decides to be nice to you. Drake, hello, welcome to my home. Oh, really? Go fuck yourself. Yeah, like, whoa, we're that.

You've hyped yourself up the next time he disrespects me, and you're kind of like waiting for the big one, the big one, you're cashing your ticket. And some stupid shit. And you're like, whatever, I'm doing it. Yeah. I'm going in. Yeah.

Yikes. Fun times. Fun times. Well, thank you. You know, we were just talking at the beginning of the episode about Margaret and Jersey and like, well, don't put them in a corner. Don't paint them into a corner and say like it's him or it's Teresa or me, you know. And I feel like that's kind of how the episode ended, right?

Because it's like, I well, this is, I'm at my width end. So what's going to happen? Because he's not going to fire Ben. I think Jason's just going to give them a stern talking to. Like, find a way, we're a team. Make it work. You have to understand, Ben. This is not her role.

She's still learning. And Ellie, you have to understand. There's a hierarchy. And we can all work here together. And get back to it. All right. I'm going to look at my goldfish again. Yeah.

Going back to my fish tank. Going to work on my sandalwood. Yeah. All right. Well, there you go. There you have it. There's a good time. Appreciate everyone for being here.

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