Watch What Crappens - #3278: Summer House S10E8 Part Two: Old Man (Cry Me a) River

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap!Summer House has a party for Kyle’s birthday, where he throws a childish hissy fit because no one shows up to his DJ set in the living room. There’s a senior citizen party, a dangly rubber rack on Ciara, and some mess when Dara finds out what Bailey said about her.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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among young adults and women and women hello that's that that's who they're marketing to right lover boy so it's not like he could have seen that coming i think i saw something saying like g lp ones are a huge thing to blame too because those oh interesting work with your thoughts on addiction and drinking you don't really it doesn't affect you the same way um so i wonder if that's something to do with it anyway it's not like it's his fault like no no but like it's at the same time don't put your own money everybody knows when you go into a business like that oh don't put your yeah i also feel like they're like maybe i'm wrong about this or maybe maybe it's out there and i haven't seen it but it feels like they never were able to expand the brand beyond a thing that sold on bravo like i never saw

ads for lover boy around i didn't see billboards i didn't see any i just never saw like a marketing push beyond bravo it always seemed to be like okay we're going to get like our audience really to it. And I don't know if that would have made the difference or not, but I felt like it never went to the next level from, uh, this thing that Bravo fans know about. And if Kyle Cook or Carl is around whatever, that they'll be, they'll be like lover boy to just its own entity that, like goes and does a thing like skinny girl. Right. Yeah, never really caught on like that. Yeah. Um, so we see a scene of West and Kyle, uh, in the same in the office. Apparently, Kyle's just shot tons of scenes about this because we also saw a scene with him and Carl earlier.

So apparently he's just shooting scene after scene about how Lover Boy is tanking, which is what you said. Like, is that wise? And in this scene, Kyle's saying, I have an investor call tomorrow. We have to talk about how long week and last based on our current cash reserves. And it's about six months at most. And so we cut back and Ben's like, you know, I'm not saying it's an excuse, but maybe what's going through his head 24-7 is if lover boys bankrupt and I'm bankrupt also. And Sierra says, well, whose fault is that?

You know, there's always an excuse. You know, that he's finally, yeah, it's like there's always something. Like the world can be crashing down around you, but you want to know your husband's not, just because there's a war outside, your husband's not going to turn you and go, well, fuck you. You know, you need someone the most when shit is going bad. Right. I love that Ben does this whole thing about like, but poor Kyle is business is in the shit. And like, that is stressful.

It is scary and it will weigh on you. But guess what? This stuff was happening before when lover boy was doing really well also, I'd like to point out. And I love to see. I was like, well, whose fault is that? Like, don't give me this bullshit. Like, doesn't give an excuse to curse out your wife. Yeah.

And, you know, Ben's getting on my nerves with this whole like, well, but Kyle, you know, he's got this going on and that going on. She does nag him. She's really pissing me off with that. But I have to remind myself that Ben is new to Kyle. And we've had 10 years of Kyle. Everybody else has seen Kyle four years doing this and then pulling the victim card and crying and being upset because everyone heard his feelings when he doesn't get his way. But this is new. So maybe Ben is just falling for it because he's not used to follow your instincts.

Follow your instincts, Ronnie. Like you're normally not, you're not you're doing the Ben thing, which is to be like, I'm having a, I'm having a negative reaction to something. But you know what, though? I'm going to think it through. And maybe there's more to the story. do the Ronnie thing because I'm doing the Ronnie thing with Ben which is to be like you know what fuck this guy I'm sorry he gave me bad vibes two weeks ago

the way he talked to Bailey he gave me bad vibes last week and he gives me bad vibes now I think this guy is shitty well to me Ben is just kind of a non-entity I'm just pointing out the other side of it because I'm pointing out Kyle how good Kyle is with manipulation you know he's really got it down where it's like if Kyle does something wrong I'm like oh beloved boy or she gave me fuck you eyes

or her. So if you're not used to the baby crying, you know, it's like, oh my God, there's a baby crying, you know? Right. But then you spend a couple dinners with that baby and you're like, those baby's always fucking crying. Put this thing in a crate. Yeah, yeah.

It's like first time parents who like do it on the child so much. And then when they have their second child, they're basically just like duct taping the child to the side of the car door. Be like, okay, you'll see you when we get there. They're like, baby on board. Bump me. You have to sort of, you start to realize all the things that you don't have to worry about.

Anyway, Sierra, this is where Sierra is like, honestly, I think they should just separate. This just feels different this time. It just feels like they're hitting their breaking point. And just like, well, it's a very tricky thing telling your friend and about the relationship. I'm like, no, a tricky thing is trying to listen to your music. So Sierra's like, look, doesn't have to be. And I'll tell the person in the bathroom. relationship the same thing i'm telling you stop jesse solomon you're in a bad relationship

yeah i don't want to listen to the relationship talk i don't want to listen to your damn songs everybody just be quiet okay but sierra's serious right though she's like just separate it doesn't have to be a legal separation just separate get your bearings see if that helps and then maybe you can communicate and talk properly um about the issues that you guys really have you know and um she's like yeah they can't keep brushing everything under the rug because now the rug is just like enormous. I'm tripping over the rug. There is a huge pile under the, I cannot walk across this rug at some point. Clean up the, clean up the dirt.

By the way, get a vacuum. By the way, sweeping things under the rug, that's like a pain in the ass, right? Like, if you have to, if you're sweeping something under the rug, you might as well be sweeping it into a dust pan. You still have to lift, you have to bend over and lift up the rug and sweep under it, right? I mean, hello. Get a dustpan. Eventually, you have to sweep or vacuum the underside of the rug. Not only the floor, but you have to turn the rug over and vacuuming because it gets nasty.

And then it leaves shit everywhere, every time the rug slides, which it does because I refuse to use rug stoppers. I did not have rug stoppers for a long time. And I would, like, I had like one too many times where I was like Tom Cruise and risky business as I was just like trying to walk across my bedroom floor. I was like, okay, it's time. It's time. I'm getting the things. That's what I do too. I fall all the time.

Or people fall in my house. You know, they'll be like running and then they slip on a rug and the rug slides all the way across the room. And I'm like, what? Just pretend you're surfing. It's fun. Yeah. Outside. So, meanwhile, cut to Amanda.

And this is Amanda trying to put up this fake tree and it's poking her in the eye. She's like, everything's going to be fine. Everything's going to be okay. Amanda, you can do this. You can, you can prop up that tree. Prop it up. Prop it up. Everything's fine.

Let's branch a spread. Amanda just walks over with one eye. She's saying, anybody, get out of many, help me with her husband. Amanda, we're talking about how to fix your life, okay? God, Amanda, Jesus. Amanda with the bloody eye. God. So then later, they're set.

Everybody does. Well, no, they don't really help her. I think the guys jump in the pool. They can jump in the pool. An amazing shot, by the way. I don't know if you saw, I don't know if you really appreciated this or not. But, like, they all jumped in, like, all four of them in this, like, perfect synchronized. boom boom boom boom boom boom boom i was like well that was beautiful good job artistry on summer

house well done guys so darrah arrives and kj's in the kitchen and he's trying to play it cool and she's like hey hey bully dara here bully dare he's like um yeah well welcome really glad you're here um looking deeply in the pantry for something uh can't hug you right now please leave me a message at the A at the beam, beep. I thought KJ was acting kind of weird. I was like, he like barely turned to say hello to her.

He didn't hug her or anything. I kind of felt bad for her because she's, you know, she didn't even, and she didn't even complain about this, by the way, notably she wasn't like, what the hell?

He just was in the fridge and he's like, um, yeah, I'm just trying to figure out this fridge right now. Yeah, I'm like literally, they said I should play it cool? And so I didn't really know what that meant. So I was like,

should I put myself in the fridge? So I'm just going to hang out here for the next day. I'll see you later. I'm sorry, KJ's not available right now. He's spending a week in a CRISPR, so please return to this email, and I will read it when I have a chance. Um, so where are your bags at? She's like, um, at the front, should we do something with him? She's like, yeah, um, once I figure out how to close this fridge, I like, Kaju, you got to come up with better excuses to avoid her.

Not like, how do I close a fridge? Oh, it's complicated. It's a hinge. It's a door. Come on, KJ. He's like, I'm trying to pretend with Dara that everything's all good, but inside I'm just like freaking like out. Like I suck it like lying. I'm like, I feel like she can like tell.

Yeah, she can tell. You're in the crisper, dude. You just put a gallon of milk in the crisper. Whatever you do it? You're out of control. She's like, well, wait, let me see if I can help you with this door. Wow. Look at that.

It closes. Wow. That was rough. That was rough. Good thing you're dating a bully. Wow. Okay. Well, let me take my purse.

Okay. Let's go upstairs. Okay. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. So outside, there's, they're setting up walkers and everything for this party because the theme is old, old people. And West is, they're all just like joking.

And then upstairs, Dara is like, um, am I? staying in your room? How do you feel about having a bully in your bed? He's like, um, if you'd like, I'll just put your bags here for now. I'm a little worried that we didn't close that fridge door all the way. I may have to go. Okay, see you on Monday. Bye. She's like, yeah, I would like, where's everyone at? It's so quiet in here. Jesus Christ, you could hear a fridge door close. And he's like, uh, they're outside. Well, are you helping set up? What are you doing? He's like, well, like, I'm kind of in work mood, like right now. She goes, okay, well, I guess I'll see if I can help them.

You're fucking weirdo. She's just looking at him like, what is wrong with this guy? Oh, no, the fridge door. So Mia and Carl. I saw an escalator going up and I saw an escalator going down and I thought, oh my God, there's so many choices. Scary. Mia and Carl are doing laps around the pool and motorized scooters.

little rascal things for jazis or whatever. I was like, hey, I'm going to get a couple laps in. Wait, hey, we got to get a ramp into this house. And then he like goes up this ramp and then he like runs over like a balloon or something. There's like a bang and everyone gets startled. And he calls like, oh, whoa, what's my fault? What's my fault? I was trying to drive softly.

Sorry, guys. Trying to drive soft. Puts you back into World War I, right, Carl? West is like, that reminds me of trench warfare. old people, am I right? You guys are so much closer than you realize. I wish young people really understood, like how close we really are this whole time. My mom got a wheelchair.

We got my mom a wheelchair. Can I tell you how fun this fucking thing is? I'm really glad they leaned into how fun being old can be in this episode because I love that thing. I want one now. I mean, I don't want to give myself bad juju, but I'm like, this is amazing. And my mom's like, yeah, now let's see people fuck with me, you know? Because that thing goes fast. You can kill a person in that thing.

Yeah, I bet. I bet they could just go, you know, I mean, everything feels fast to me. You know, that's why I can't get on those stupid lime scooters. I'm like, whoa, danger. God, I love it. So, I mean, don't, everything feels fast. I love those things.

I like them because people actually talk to you while you're on them. I was on one in Austin last week, and I was wearing those, like, Japanese silk pant things. and I was like, I thought I was going to die. You know, because there's so many bumps in the road in Austin, too. It's not like a smooth ride. And I think the wheels are made out of stone or something. It's like not a smooth ride.

But I was doing it and I passed by and this guy goes, Love the pants, bro. And I was like, thanks, bro. Bring, bring. I like gave him a little bring, bring. I was like, this is the way. That is true. I definitely do talk to people on scooters,

mainly saying, get out of the fucking way. Or one of my favorites. This is a sidewalk, you loser. One of my favorites is, Ow, you just ran me over because that did happen to me. I did get run over by a girl on a lime scooter. I walked out the door

from my doctor's appointment. I stepped out on the sidewalk and I was, boom, this girl crashed into me. And she fell to the ground. I was like, what my gosh? I had, I was like,

I cannot believe I just got run over by a girl on a lime scooter. And I was like, Did she apologize? She was so embarrassed. She was so sweet that I was like, you know, if you want to do a comparison to the girl who fell over to me on me on the airplane, that girl never apologized, never showed any sort of remorse. This girl was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. She was like, are you okay? I was like, are you okay? I'm like, are you okay? I'm like, it's okay. Everything's fine. I said, don't worry, honey. It's fine.

You're totally fine. I'm just going to talk about you on my podcast. I'm going to rip you a new asshole tomorrow and I get to work. You know what was so funny when you told, so Ben, told a story about flying and he was sleeping in like first class or whatever. And a lady kept coming over and falling down on it three times. She kept getting up and then falling down and then just looked straight ahead like she couldn't even see him. And it was such a funny story. And this, the comments were cracking me up because there were so many people like, oh, Ben, don't worry.

It was probably just a girl on Ambie and that happens to me. I don't remember anything. Or man, it was probably this. She probably had this happen and she didn't even know. And I was like, how many women are walking around just falling on to people that that. are this many comments like i get it i've been there don't worry yeah everyone was saying we have an audience with like 30 percent of people just falling over on you in the middle of a store being like don't mind it you know it's my medication yeah that's hilarious yeah i've i've had too many people fall on top of me that's that's that's the truth of it well i will say i will say it was a many you have so many children

just wandering around the world like who's where's my daddy i will say that girl who's that girl who's who crashed into me. She actually was, she actually had an impact on me because, you know, I had found out like, like a few days earlier or so, I had found out that I actually carried the BRCA tube mutation,

which actually has health risks for men. Is that true? Oh my gosh. I didn't know that. Yeah. I mean, it's, it's more,

it's, it's more of, you know, for women, it's obviously a breast cancer risk. But like, um, you know,

there's other, there's elevated risks. of you know cancer and certain. Oh my gosh. So when you get that news, it's like that happened. Yeah, well, I mean, it's fine. But it's, but you know what? When I got the news, it was like, I was like,

I took it as I have cancer. I was doing the full Kim Zolsiak thing. Like I have cancer, but it's like, no, I don't have cancer. It just means I'm at higher risk. So I just have to get things checked out more, yada, yada, yada. So one of the things is that I have to get an annual mammogram, which is I'm like, as long as I've got these mantis it, might as well put them to use, right?

So I, but I was like in this like, I was like, oh my God, like you're, it's, it was just sort of like a very scary time to hear it. Yeah. And I was literally walking out from my first ever mammogram, my manogram, and this girl ran me over. And I really actually had a moment of thinking, you know what? I'm sitting here and being like, oh my God, I could get cancer. I could get cancer. I could get cancer. It's like I could also just get fucking run over in the street, you know?

Yeah. And it kind of was like a helpful thing to be like, you know, what, let's like, okay, you had a moment of feeling bad for yourself. Where's the test for that where you go in and they're like, you are, you are someone who runs a very high risk of women just falling on top of you or running into you with lime scooters. There's nothing we can do about it. Yeah. Yeah. And it's kind of like, it's one of those things like, okay, I felt bad for myself. It was, it's a scary thing. And, you know, and like, I now am like, you know, more careful about certain things and I get tested about things a lot more. But it's also reminded, like, you could also like get hit by a bus. So. Or. some girl on a scooter or some girl on Ambien walking down the aisle of a plane. So get on with it. Wow. Thank you. Thank you to that girl. But you can also go get because, you know, I, first of all, I've never seen this, but you complained about boobs. Well, we both complained about boobs. You know,

like I've got boobs. And my first thing would be to get that shit on insurance and get some boot surgery. I mean, you can, right? Is that insensitive? I don't mean it. No, it's not insensitive. I'm just trying to look at the problem. Well, the other thing is that like, I also have like, it's sort of funny that's called this, but I have light hemophilia. And so when you are a light hemophiliac, uh,

basically like, I'm, I can like clot and everything. But when you do like surgeries or whatever, like you have to have like augment like something called factor eight that's in your blood. And it's just like, I don't know.

I think the vibe is kind of like, you know, if you don't have to do it, like don't, don't do it. Right. Like that's my vibe. You know,

because it's like, Let's not mess with that. Let's not make it too hard on my system. So I'm just stuck with these man boobs for life, unfortunately. Oh my gosh. Wow, what a turn this took. What a turn. What a turn this took, you know?

Just Carl going up a ramp and now, you know. Well, the Brock, I don't know. We need to look into that. I think I'm going to be doing some Googling tonight, sir, because I need to come back. What a friend would I be without making your Brocka 2 virus or gene about myself? So I will be doing this. The rain brahaka, the rannabraka mutation. I, it's very common in, uh, in, uh, Ashkenazi Jewish populations.

So, you know, that's it. That's it. Is it? Is it? I never heard that. That's crazy. I hadn't heard that either. I don't even want to know.

I just don't want to know. I just, I just tell the doctor, don't tell me. Just write it down. I know. You know, I, just, just too hard. Um, okay. The point is Amanda has a tree limb in her eyeball. Okay.

So Amanda's outside. Like, oh. So Dara goes down to say hi to the rest of the gang. And she's like, wow, you're already really rosy there, West. What, we didn't use, we don't use sunscreen in this home. Bully Dara. Just got him. Just nailed him.

This is like, West is like, did you take the train or did you drive? I'm not like Danielle with that crazy girl. I always see at the train station. I drove, okay, because I was in Fire Island. Game and love me. That's kind of like, I feel like what she was saying. I left gay people to be here. Okay.

So make it good. Gay people and deer ticks. So then Ben comes up and they hugs like, cheers. How's it going? Do you hear love boys in the tink? She's like, cheers for a second. I forgot you were Australian. He just got derad.

Oh, I never forgot. There's nothing he's ever said where I was like, oh, he's normal. So KJ takes out trash. And he's sighing. He's like, oh, my God, I'm just so stressed. Oh, I guess we'll take out the trash. I know. The camera kind of lingers on this moment, and they put up a timestamp at 146.

I was like, oh, oh, something's going to happen. Is he going to be out there for like three hours? It'll be like 2.30. KJ is still out there. But like nothing ever happened. He just took out the trash and was like, oh. It's just like a man in America is taking out the trash voluntarily. There must be something deeply psychologically wrong.

Let's sit there and stare. on it for a while, wonder. So Amanda's running her scooter around. How's cleaning the kitchen? He's like, I'm a little bit in the weird mood. Oh, yeah? Why are in a weird mood? Do you want to get in the mix with me?

Oh, it's like, no, just like, keep overthinking things. Just like, whole, start with my life. I overthink things, except, of course, you know, brick and mortar. Just go straight forward with that one. Good guy, Claus. Yeah, it's just like, just keep letting my happiness get hijacked. You are the hijacker. You're like a terrorist on a plane, you know,

complaining about the use of box cutters. You are the terrorist. You are the one. You're the emotional terrorist. I'm going to switch this over to somebody else, sir. I remember what like set me off. Here, I'll give you, I'll give you a reminder. It was nothing, nothing set you off.

It was literally not no one kept your DJ show in the living room, okay? Well, I don't know what sets you off. I don't know. I mean, I kind of know. I don't want to talk about. I don't want to talk about. Fuck you guys. Yeah, fuck you eyes. I'm like the worst version of myself this summer. It's like,

it's like my BPMs are like not matching up. I just can't do a crossfade right now. And I'm just like not able to articulate anything. I give Amanda all these perfect instances where I like mess up or I start off or I say, fuck you or stay out late. And meanwhile, there's just like so many fundamental things that are wrong with our foundations of our relationship.

And like I'm just like I'm unrelatable. Like no one understands what I'm going through. So it's just like very isolating. And I just makes me feel like I should just like give up. But I've got like so much invest. in my marriage and my business and just doesn't seem like an option. I'm just trying to hold on. Oh, God.

So then we go to Amanda, setting up still, and they're just basically trying to help her. She's like, are you guys going to help me? And they all jump in the pool. So they start putting on their costumes now, and they all look hilarious in their old. I'm surprised that they did this, because this was the last season of Vanderpump Rules. I mean, this was when we knew it was over when they did this. Yeah, yeah. And they've done that on, they've done this on this show before, haven't they?

The old people think. I feel like they have. I'm like a little over the theme parties, to be honest. So there's like, there's all sorts of the couches are coming out. And KJ is sitting in the grass of Sierra and Mia. And KJ's like, he's like, so you're going to wear like a fat suit or whatever. And Sierra's saying she has to paint her titties. And he's like, what?

Oh my God. So what's your costume? And Sierra goes, do you know Karma Brown? He's like, no. He's like, why would I know your one-off character that was featured in like part of a season of this show from three years ago? It's like, well, you will know. And so she's like, yeah, you're going to get to know now. So then they're talking about Dera.

And they're like, well, Dara is here. And he's like, yeah, but like I literally like had like a panic attack when I saw her. because, like, yeah, like, low-key, I was just, like, rethinking because, like, you know, I heard all these conversations, like, just be careful, you know? And, like, people just, like, care. But, you know, like, I'm already in my head. And, like, I'm just trying to protect myself because I do like her. And Sierra says, you know, I always say to myself, it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. You should write that down because that is a really good.

That's a really good saying. That could take off. still doesn't excuse the Austin romance, but that's fine. It's fine. So, yeah, she basically like, you know, whatever. It's like worth it. It's worth it to get hurt rather than to never try. So go for it. Don't worry. But by the way, I'm also like, this is way too deep for this situation with Dara. Okay. It's like you guys are just starting to date. And the story is that she hung out with Ben for an hour in a room. And like we're acting as if she's asking you to move in with her. So Mia's like, yeah, you're allowed to love and have those experiences. And Sierra says that

like, you know, after that conversation we had last night, I can see how KJ is probably really apprehensive about bringing a girl to the house and dating or whatever. And if there's an interracially dating and if there's anyone who can relate, it's me. But you can't not do things out of fear. The other side wins if you do that. Cut to Amanda still getting poked in the eye with a tree. Like, you know, nice. Can someone get me? I'm stuck under. I'm stuck under this wheelchair. Like, whatever, Amanda. So,

Cicero basically says, just like, breathe in. This is like, she basically, let's meditate. Yeah. So then Amanda's looking for Kyle because his glam people have come.

So Nina's here, guys. Everyone's like, oh my God, it's Nina. Hi, Nina. Oh, my God. It's Nina. So Nina, I guess,

is a big deal. So Nina's going to be doing the old man glam. And then Ben's friend comes over, an Aussie named Matt. And he's like, oh wow look at that is this your bedroom you had a wank in there yet

hey uh congratulations happy anniversary mountain kitty good to see you haw welcome to the mix you're in it and then um then dara is like oh are hey are you gonna get changed we get changed they go up to his room darren kj and in the meantime uh carl and jesse joins jessie and kyle the living room and carl um i kind of feel bad for carl because his costume for dressing up like an old man was just like putting on glasses. I was like, oh. Carl's like, yeah, I'll go running.

So that ages me plenty. I just put some gray in my hair and some glasses on. I'm ready to know. I was like, you didn't really have to do much, did he? To get aging makeup, I lived the last five years of my life. Oh, so yeah, I'm in the aging mix. Yeah, I'm here. So they make fun of his crocs because he's still wearing his crocs.

And he's like, it's a cry for help, guys. Yeah, I'll talk for help. And Carl's like, well, my cries for help come out, weird times of the night in the worst possible way, I guess. And they just ignore it because they're like, we're not talking to Kyle about being an asshole on his birthday. So it's just crickets. Meanwhile, me and Sierra are getting their old lady outfits on.

And then we go to KJ's room. They're talking about their outfits. And he's like, whoa, sorry if there's like weird vibes today or like whatever, but like maybe there's like weird. I don't know if you could feel it, but like I couldn't close a refrigerator door. So like I don't know if you want to like talk about. I don't, but like I don't need to.

If you need to though, it's like spit it out. What? So yeah, I was in my head earlier and like I'm fine now, but like you know why it happened? She's like, no. Was it because you spent too much time putting her head in the fridge? Yeah. Well, I was like talking to Lindsay earlier, and she told me that Bailey told her that the night that you were here, that you were in Ben's room for an hour.

And then Dara does this very sitcoming thing where she was, ha, ha, ha, no. I was like, okay. T.I.F girl. Not true. Absolutely not true. I was like, okay, now I know who Dara is. She is in theater club, and she auditioned to be a child actor on an ABC sitcom. Like, I see you, Dara. I see you for who you are.

I don't know. That annoyed me so much when she did that. Like, it was like so performative. And it made me be like, is it true? That was such a sitcom turn that you just did. I don't know if I trust you anymore. But she says she was, she was like, I was literally in Ben's room because I put my stuff in there and I changed and I came right back out.

That's why I was in there. I was bullying him too. Stupid Aussie. Didn't even remember he was an Aussie until he took out a picture of a koala. Stupid bass. Yeah. But like Bailey. apparently said that you were like there for like an hour talking with Ben. She goes, what? Well,

that like that just factually never happened. And if it did, I'd be like, yeah, I was. We were talking, getting to know each other. Who cares? Like, it just like literally never happened. And he goes, yeah, but then like literally, like I was like having so much thoughts in my head. Like, what she actually low key? Like, what if she actually low key likes Ben? And then this is just like, I don't know. It's like crazy, right? She's like, um, no, it's not really crazy. I would have anxiety if I thought you liked someone else. So no, I don't think it's over. I like that she's like harsh, but also very sensitive.

You know, she's like, well, no, you're not crazy. And I would feel sensitive. So, no, I don't feel like you're being oversensitive at all. And he's like, yeah, but like, I don't want you to think, like, I was being like, hello, oversensitive or whatever when you came. But, like, you know, I just wanted to know, like, how does cold air even stay in a refrigerator? No, I mean, I can get why you were trying to process that and trying to figure out the fridge and like didn't necessarily want to interact. And to be fair, like the refrigerator is like really fascinating.

If you really think about it, a crisper, like, how's that even work? Right. But like, genuinely, the person I hadn't interested in with was you. He's like, yeah, because like I'm glad. Okay, I'm glad we talked about this because like I just wanted to get it off my chest a bit because I just was like in my head. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you said that. And it does seem a bit sabotagey that Bailey would just be.

just start saying things baselessly. Yeah, I think she said it on the way home or something. On the way home, even worse. And to be honest with you, I don't care where she said it. I just care that she said it. He's like, uh-oh, I just started some shit. She's like, um, well, I just don't understand it, but maybe I can have a conversation with her and clear things up.

And he's like, uh, I guess we'll see next weekend. She's like, I can't wait. Oh, God help Bailey. Bailey's going to get it. Yeah, Bailey is going to get it. Where is Bailey anyway? What did I miss? She went to a wedding or something?

Where'd she? And how come Levi doesn't get to come without Bailey? Were they just somewhere that they had to be together? Yeah, I think they have to be together. And like, clearly, like, everyone has a week where they're not allowed to be on the show. It's like either they don't have enough room or it's too much for Bravo to have this many cast members. But every season, they always have like someone's like, oh, yeah, I can't come out tonight this weekend because I'm bringing my mom to Costco. So, it's a big deal.

It's a big deal. My mom really, she was really into Sam's Club. I'm really trying to make a positive change in her life. We'll buy some popcorn boxes because they're stripes. Oh, yeah. So. Scudabuner. It's got a bono or a posthal box.

Oh, my God. Tan Lines and Bopperbopor box. Commercials. Here comes one right now. Carl goes to West Room and he's like, ho, your blouse. What are you doing in blouse? He's like, I'm Mrs. Doubtfire.

That's unbelievable. You're really in the mix. Wait, no, that's me. I'm in the mix. Oh, best summer ever. That's funny because everyone says he's like Robin Williams. So then Mia is, Mia comes down in her old lady outfit and she's playing it up. They all look really good, actually.

Their costumes have gotten really good on this show. So they're all talking to each other like old people. She's like, well, that Betty's being crazy. You know how she is now? And so they're all cracking up at each other's old people outfit. And then Carl comes down in his normal Carl thing, but with gray hair and glasses. And Lizzie goes, oh, my God. Did you just bring your hair gray hair just because everybody loved it two years ago?

And he goes, oh, I mean, yeah, probably. She goes, yeah, I knew it. I knew it. Needy fucking Carl. Fucking loser, Carl. Yeah, nice. We have a flashback to that weird sci-fi party where he was, playing an alien with silver hair.

So they basically, more people are walking in. It's just like everyone's coming in. And then here comes Sierra, and she is doing Karma Brown, but old Karma Brown. And her costume is that she has added prosthetic,

long, droopy boobs onto her chest. And it's, like, very funny. And, um, it's impressive. Um, and Sierra's like, straight, gay,

whatever, everybody loves tits. Show me someone that doesn't want to juggle them. Or put it, put their face in a tit. So she goes around. That's just like a wacky. Like old people, we're old now.

So all the guests start to come. And girls are surrounding West and like grabbing his boobs. And he's like, guys, consent. Consent first. And Amanda's still asking for help. God bless her. This time it's in character at least. She's like, we need help picking up this lady's cigarette.

I'll do it, I guess. Nobody's going to help me. Yeah, West and Kyle. scooters in the back and people will just keep on arriving and arriving a lot of scooter time. Now Jesse and Wes are on scooters and now they're like watching everyone and West is like, everyone looks so good. I'm so proud. And I know that Sierra's in costume is like the costume queen or whatever, but this one is like

fucking unreal. It's so good. Then Jesse's like, yeah, and this guy looks great. Look at Kyle over here. I'm like, you know what? Everything diggles right now because he's got like, your hair and nose hair and everything. So it's like I'm like this.

So it actually looks like he should look. But he somehow miraculously still looks 20. So Jesse and West gossip. Jesse's like, I mean, I think it's crazy the Sierra was saying that they should split up. Like, I was not expecting that. And he's like, yeah, I mean, you know, we've seen them for three years. So has there ever been a moment where you're like, I get it? And he's like, yeah, I mean, I just thought they were each other's person.

You know, nothing's perfect, you know, you fight and stuff. Like, married people have issues. I mean, I don't know. And West is like, yeah, there's good and bad, but I'd like to see more good because yikes. Yeah, exactly. He's like, I've never witnessed anything that would make up for what she went through last night. And we see flashbacks to last night of Amanda saying, this is the best I'm ever going to do. So West is like, if I see someone give a fucking nice gift to someone, it's probably because they're fucking shitty in every other way possible.

and he is referring to the Cartier watch that Kyle gave Amanda. That's what I said. The second I saw that watch, I was like, oh, who has he gotten pregnant? Because that man is doing something very, very bad. It's like in the Wolf of Wall Street, when he starts fucking banging hookers every day. And it's like, and then starts like DJing and then like handing out lover boy in the movie. It's like that. It's bad.

So are you going to talk to Kyle, you think, well? He's like, yeah. I mean, I just can't not address it, especially dressed like Mrs. Doubtfire. So let's see. To be continued. Interestingly enough, Mrs. Doubtfire, a film about a fuck up of a man who makes the wife out to be a total bitch the entire time because he can't get his shit together. Interesting. Interesting.

Interesting correlation while you're talking to Kyle about this. Well, I look forward to seeing Wes' sheepish confrontation of Kyle while they dress as geriatric folks. That'll be a great. That'll be a great thing to watch. Always good times. It's to be continued. Yeah, to be continued, which means we do not get a preview of next week's episode.

That's the thing. When you see To be continued, they don't give you even a tease. So we'll just have to see what happens. But fun times over in the Hamptons. That's for sure. All right, everybody. Well, thanks so much for being here.

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