Watch What Crappens - #3288 Below Deck Down Under S04E09 Part Two: Honey Don’t

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

This is part 2 of 2Below Deck Down Under, and there’s a gay wedding that can’t out hairspray Mike’s hair. Disappointing. The bride may not be running, but the eggs definitely are. You can’t just tell a man to stop being condescending and then expect his eggs to stiffen. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh, and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So Daisy comes and she's like, all right, guys, we're not achieving anything here. Daisy, I would just like her to cool it. He is abusive.

He is abusive towards me. Ow! All right. But still, it hurt. He's hurt. I turned my heart. All right. All right, Ellie.

She's like, she is, well, you'll be, but you deserve it. Okay, Ellie, Ali, Ali, Ali, I'm in charge now. I'm the captain of the ship now. I am the captain now. You service are doing it again. Okay, all right. All right, you can leave the galley and go to your cabin, Ellie.

Okay, get out of here. Get the hell out of here. This is wild. It's wild. Daisy, thank you. I've never known anything like that. She rattles me. It's not good.

I may have lost control of my galley, marshmallow wobblekins. All right, Ben. All right, enough with that. Have you spoken to Jason? I don't want to talk to Jason about it. I just want her out of here. Well, you've got a problem on your hands then, Ben, don't you? He's like, I know, don't I know?

So now we go to Ellie in her room, and she's wrapping a cord around her curling iron. She's like, oh, motherfucker, you take this to me, your curling iron? You watch your goddamn mouth. me, I curl you, you curled me first, bitch. I sell curling iron irons like you for milk where I come from. The curling iron's like, that seems like a terrible deal. And Ben says wisely, or aptly, I guess I should say. He's like, I bet by batch, haven't I?

Oh, it's been a long day. Let's just go to bed. So now Ellie's like, I don't know Daisy, this fucking bent thing. She's like, all right. No, I'm trying to calm me down. He takes no ownership. Well, I do understand that, but you're not going to solve it by losing your temper like that. All right, now I know, you know, let me, let me pat your knee there for a second.

It's okay. It's a guy. She's saying, hey, Joelle, she's saying I run a hostile work environment. Well, then she can leave at any time. She can always go to Zim, okay, but no one's making her stay. Yeah, but that's her bad. I don't want a hostile environment. It's like, I'm upset that he got to the point of, he got me to the point of being fucking angry, but I couldn't fucking hold it in anymore.

I just fucking snapped. You know, it's like you can only sell so many carrots before you say, just someone give me the damn milk already. Okay, okay. Let's try and get some sleep tonight, and tomorrow there's a way we can figure this out. I know there is. I know, I know, I know there is. Don't worry. And meanwhile, Joel's like, ah, you call everybody lovely and honey and sugar pumps.

I mean, just this morning you called me French toast thymus gland. I don't know what that is, but I got a haffy. So I'm not really sure what everybody's so upset about. I mean, you're sexist everybody. Yes, I have to say, every time you call me flufferoni pizza, I actually quite enjoy it. You know, I actually masturbated after you called me Tostoney testicles. So, Ben's like, I mean, it's a pat name. It's a term of an earment.

And apparently it's not very endearing right now. So I would definitely have taken this on board better with a professional conversation. And I would have listened. I didn't actually mean any harm by this. I love the guy who's being totally unprofessional is now demanding professionalism from, it's like from the person he's offending. Like that's what's always so funny. Like, okay, it's like 2026 and you should know that you just can't call like women that you're working with like honeybuns and sweetie and love.

And well, you can say, I think you can say love maybe. because that sounds that's so British but like I don't think you can you can't say half the shit that he's saying honestly and then but then he's like well why wasn't she being professional I can't believe she wasn't being professional to me two wrongs don't make her right but like also like it's it's just always funny to me that the person is being wildly unprofessional is always like disregarding the other person for just not being professional enough well I think that we're harping on the honey lovey sweetie thing more than Ellie is you know I think it bugs us more and I see I mean I think Ellie's just sick of Ben and she doesn't like where she feels like she's picking up all this extra slack so that he could go swimming and drink wine and stay in the guest cabin while she's having to do all of this shit.

And she's just breaking. And she's like, and now you're going to be condescending to me too? Like, fuck you. I think there's the comments and stuff online are interesting about it because there's so many people who are like, oh my God, Ben's just, he's doing so great. And this, you know, it's just a cultural thing. And in his culture, you know, you're allowed to say honey and sweetie. okay, you know what, I can give you that up to a certain point until I think it's bullshit and I think he should know by now. But if somebody tells you that, then you stop. I think the problem here is

that he wasn't told. You know, if he was told and then he wouldn't stop, then maybe that would be a bigger problem. But I still think that any, any dude in 2026, no matter where you're from, should know better than to be like, hey, Tuts. Who does that? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I mean, I think that ultimately she just was feeling general disrespect from him. And if she had been feeling respect, she probably would have received, you know, him saying sweetie as like, just like whatever. Like, this is his way of showing fondness to the people he's working with because it's, but since she's feeling general disrespect anyway, it's like, she's like, don't, like, don't be disrespectful to me and then add a. sweetie at the end of it as if everything is fine and cute and that you actually like me, but you're being totally disrespectful.

You know, I think that's where sometimes it can be really frustrating, you know, it's like, oh, by the way, you really fucked up, honey. It's like, ugh, don't do that to me. The only one who can say honey is Hannah, by the way. Honey. So, Jason texts Ben to meet him in the bridge. And Daisy comes in and he's like, hey, Daisy, Ben messaged to me last night about Ellie and said she was swearing at him and i just want to know has anybody considered boundaries drawing them

it was wild it was wild it was wild it was like well illy came to me before dinner i saw that the whole boat saw that they saw a lady with a long ponytail dressed in black walking through at a quick pace and they were all very alarmed by that i was like yeah the guests saw her walk through but it was like she just walked through to them it was just like another staff member going from place a to place b It's not like she threw a potato at him. So Daisy's like, yeah, you know, they're both justified in how they're feeling, but at least she cannot speak to crew members like that. Okay, all right.

I've got to get to the bottom of it more, I guess. I thought I got to the bottom of it last night by standing in a doorway for a while, but I guess not. So now we go to Ben and Jason in the bridge, and he's like, let's take a seat, brother. Let's digest. This is called the boundary seat. Go ahead. Well, that wasn't like your average argument. This was serious.

And then he's back with Daisy, Daisy and Jason. And Daisy is like, you know, she was like, don't. I'm not taking this. And then when I stepped in, I was like, this is out of control. And I don't think Ben deserved it. But yeah, I think he needs to learn how to manage people. And so Jason's like, look, it's serious. She's come to me.

She mentioned names. And I tried to say boundary three or four times. And it wouldn't even calm her down. And I tried to disappear into a bush. But it turns out there was no bush. I just backed into the bar and knocked a glass off the top of it, which was embarrassing. And I was hoping it would be a blessing in disguise that the shattering of the glass would be enough to distract her and make her realize that she has to get out of here.

But she kept on saying things, said something about carrots and selling them and milk in the town square and rotating things. There was a lot to take in. And I said, I have to draw a boundary with you, Ellie. Nothing seemed to work. So I know it's a term of endearment, what you say, but it's not sitting well with her. And that's something that you have to work on. There needs to be some respect, okay?

I am trying to read through it. And the question is, where do we go from here? We've got a wedding tonight. Are you able to work with her? Do I have to keep on having to talk with you guys? Because it's a lot of episodes of Salt Lake City have got to catch up on. Well, I mean, I don't know. I'm still rattled by what happened.

I mean, you can't even call anybody broccoli butt cheeks anymore without them getting offended. Now, frankly, that wouldn't have offended me, but it fends her. And that's the problem. So if it gets to a point, I have to pull her out. I will. But that's not an option I want. I need you guys to go hard. Go hard for 48 hours.

And at the end of it, let's reassess our banderies. He's like, all right, all right, bad. So now we go to the galley, and Ellie's like, good morning. Hello. How can I assist you? Well, we could light a sheet pan, please. Put bacon on it, all right? Thanks, licorice lungs.

Damn it. Sorry, sorry. It was an accident. Well, I'm not sure where we stand or how we get through the season together. I'm kind of feeling like my job is on the line here. So she's like, Okay, what is next please? Uh, can you clean the freezer, please?

I need to figure out how to get through the season with him because I'm not going to lose my job over this man. Yeah. Um, so now he's like, all right, thanks, All right, we're good. We're going to be fired. You like that big cold, Ellie? Felt weird to be personally, but, It's good for you.

Loved it. Honestly, I'm trying to change the dynamic, and I think it's the less I say, the better, mate, really. All right. You can't be offended if I don't talk to you. All right. All right. Okay, you cheeky churro.

Let's get back to work learning that sheet pan, shall we? So now Mike and Daisy are in the pantry. And I'm like, good, I've been such a good morning today. I had extra aquanette in my hair. She's like, when I woke up, I was just like, I can't wait to start work as a Dexter. She's like, ah, my God, that's funny.

So then Daisy, the guests are sitting for breakfast. A bunch of them want some soft scrambled eggs. And except that, so when Ben makes it, he's thinking he's making like European style, but they are more like just watery. And a lot of the,

just everyone's grossed out by all the pools of thin liquid accumulating on their plates. Yeah, what was this? because they cut to Ben cooking the eggs. And he's like, oh, it's the French way to do it. You know, the French really like it this way. So was that like a French technique?

It looked like it was just butter dripping out, like a ton of butter or something. Right? I don't know. I think there's, I'm sure there's probably like a science of if you cook at a certain temperature, the liquid will leach out. There's also something about like the earlier you salt your eggs. the less likely they are to get wet like that. They essentially kind of like break, right?

And so like, um, I, so it's always good to salt as early as possible. So maybe you didn't salt, give it enough time for that salt to sort of like permeate. Um, something about like the salt,

kind of like bonds with the proteins in a way that the, the water does not leach out or I don't know. But, uh, whatever it was, something was wrong. Yeah, a wet.

It was like, it looked like a river of fat, but I mean, eggs are fat. So I don't know if it was from that, but it looked like, too much butter. I don't know. It's like, excuse me. Yeah. Like, were you steaming this in butter? What was it? So, um, Nisha is like gross and she's pouring the water out of her eggs and Daisy comes out. She's like, Daisy, are these even real or are they like powdered scrambled eggs? Which I thought was kind of funny because like, do powdered scrambled eggs get wet? I feel like I was very confused by this egg scene. Yeah, me too. Because it. Whatever. So Daisy's like, nah, they're real scrambled eggs. I'll ask them how he makes them. And she goes, thank you, because this is gross.

These are the grossest eggs I've ever seen. She goes down and she's like, okay, Ben, she doesn't like the egg. She said they're super watery. I'd go and talk to her. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So he goes out there. He's like, oh, God, I'm in trouble, I know.

I'm sorry. I'm in trouble. I know. And I'm so sorry. Well, it turns out the what you say is watery. in your eggs is actually just an accumulation of my tears from having a wedding that I never got to attend

I'm sensitive now and I also got yelled at by my own sous chef anyway what's the issue here? They're like um are you trying to kill me okay when you said soft eggs I just thought you meant so soft it was like water which is what I basically gave you so I'll do a whole

no breakfast for you don't worry about it she's like no actually I'm full but thanks he's like oh god I'm absolutely frazzled right now I can't focus my emotions are getting the better of me right now to be honest with you there uh wedding cold up so daisy tells elizia to go to the beach so put on her charm and entertaining side because she's going for the beach day so then we go to ellie and jason having a meeting and he's like all right mate now what happened you came to me before dinner i woke up this morning and i found out that

things just escalated and it shouldn't have escalated all right boundaries not escalators you understand she's like because he kept dropping me so i couldn't hold it in anymore. I'm sorry. I could not hold it. Listen, have your boundaries, which I don't know if you know about this, but boundaries are great. I have a boundary, which is that you cannot cross the boundary to enter this office ever again. And if you ever want to talk about an issue, you can do it every three days at the tip meeting. So if you don't want to be called honey, I respect that. If you don't want to be called flirty flan, I respect that.

If you don't want to be called sticky, sweetie, I respect that. If you don't want to be called gooey, ganosh, absolutely, I get it. But that's a conversation that you could have with Ben about his demeanour or things that your feelings, that you're feeling. And I don't want you to squash your emotions. I just want you to take them, put them in this tiny box, wrap it in a bow, and throw it overboard. How about that? I think that will be well for you. Basically, you went a little too far, all right?

Because I did. I did. All right. Now, if there's a tone you're not happy with, a work, that's a work environment conversation. It doesn't have to escalate swearing and yelling, all right? Because we have a complaint procedure here, you know, all yachts do, all right? If you've got a problem, you go to anybody but me, all right? Tell them about it.

And then they come to me and I say, tell them to work it out. Do you understand? All right, because what we've going on, that can't go on. Do you understand me, all right? We're going to work through this rough patch a little bit. Can you do that? What rhymes with foundaries? Ah.

I don't know. Groundries. It's okay. It's all right. We'll work on that. We'll work on that. All right. Well, I'm happy to continue respecting him, but at the same time, there needs to be respect to giving back.

R-E-S-B-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me. Do you understand? What does it mean to you? Well, I didn't mean you have to literally find out. Listen, listen to Arita. Please, please. Do not disrespect Arita.

Here's what you do. Next time you have an issue, go and tell me. Mike, but tell him it's actually a chore for him. It's a task for him to go get to the bottom of this. And by the time he figures it out, three hours later, you will have cooled him. The season will be over. All right. All right.

Now, this is going to take both of you. All right. Let's see how we go today. Get back into it. Okay. I appreciate it. I appreciate that. I need some fucking M&M's what I need.

So now the crew has to get ready for the vow renewal, a.k.a. the first step into the dissolution of this. marriage. So Joao was like, tonight, the guests are getting Zim married, and that means that there's a lot of Zim pressure on the interior side. So if I could just help take the weight off of Daisy and get the guests away from the yacht for a few hours, I'd be more than Zim happy to do that. Ha ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha. So in the galley, um, Ellie and Ben are a tent still. She's like, Hey. Hi.

Well, when you have a chance, do you want to maybe look up through the meat to see like what needs to be thrown out. Okay. Thank you. Thank you, meet looker. Thank you. And Jason hears us and he's like, all in a day's work. All in a day's work.

Look at me bringing people together. Next step. World peace. So the guests are, they take the tender to the beach and everyone setting up the wedding. And he's like, so all these guests are actually marred, but they didn't have a big wedding. So now they're going to have a slightly bigger wedding with seven, people instead. I was like, wow, you really, it's like, you really went from having your elopement with two people to a wedding with seven people. I mean, it is seven times the size.

So there's a lot of pressure, especially after making these really ridiculous mistakes. Then we see like the panty liner stuck against the wall and then no champagne in the bedroom, watery eggs. I honestly will not be able to sleep if I make Mark and Clay in any way sad or disappointed because they're the sweetest, cutest, cutest human beings. who deserve the best. They're so cute that I have to restrain myself from going up to them and saying, You're so cute. God, I love them.

And now it's time for Fish Report, Fish Report. Oh, my God, it's a Fish Report. Okay, so we start out with a octopus. Squid. I don't know what it is. It's an octopus. And it's doing one of those things where it's got a front pony because it's afraid. it's balding, so it's putting all of its air up to the front and just moving backwards slowly.

It's kind of doing a Trump. I'm not going to lie. It's, but like a beautiful version. Like, this is what, this is what Trump was aspiring to is what this octopus is doing. This octopus is great. And the octopus is like, well, I could be camouflage right now, but I'm really feeling red today. So I'll only lightly turn blue as I go away, but bitch, I'm saying red. If I, if, if I get killed, at least I'll be high fashion when I die. And it looks very graceful, but it's terrified of the cameras. It's just backing away. Or is it going forward and it has eyes in the back of his head? That's classic octopus.

Like, Octopi are actually, it's octopuses. It's actually not octopi. It's octopuses. They love a misdirection. So they're like, look at me. I'm going forward, but my tentacles are going backwards. So am I going backwards or am I going forward to you? That's one secret.

I'll never tell. XOXO, X, X, Gossip Octopus. Do I have a huge nose or a huge head? I don't know. Which side of me are you judging? Loser! I'm gone. I'm an optical illusion.

Am I still red? Am I still red? Geez. They can see me now. I'm an optical illusion, or as I like to call it, an octopal illusion. Thanks, guys. You ever see that drawing of like, is it an old woman or is it a young woman? You can't tell.

That's me. That's me right now. Big nose, big butt. Hard to say. All right. Now we go to the cutest fish of the day. I mean, this fish is adorable. This is that little blue specked fish.

that's staring right into the camera with like little human lips like hello it's like so i hear that there's a little bit of a pageant for cute fish and i'd like to throw my name into it because we had that parlor fish two weeks ago that was amazing we had that shark last week where we thought it's nostrils where its eyes which looks so cute and now we have this guy who's like this one is so yeah and i think the fact that it's sort of on its side makes it even cuter it's like it's like the sheena head tilt it's like only get my god's side i'm like tilt it's like taking a portrait at sea it's like hi. Yeah.

Just tilt your head a little bit and leave your lips open because that's how models do it. She's like. Yeah. So one thing that I'm working on is I'm trying to show my good side more. And so I've heard that if you just tilt and just lower one fin and raise another, it actually makes you look a bit more slender. So hey. Oh, so that was a good shot. Oh, good.

I'm glad you got the shot. No, no. I can't high five you. It never works out. My hands are see-through. But this fish also is like. the equivalent of an influencer who like sees a pink wall or angel

wings refeed it out to the side of the building. It's like, oh my God, I got to take a picture with it. Because it's like, oh my God, take a picture of me, buy this coral. It looks so good. I'm putting this on the gram. It's going on the grid. This is the cutest fish. Oh my gosh.

It's so cute. Goldfish, basic. Basic, I don't know. No, these are just like wild goldfish. And that's what I really appreciate about them. They're just like, they are basic, but there's just something that they're like, you know what? It's nighttime, but we're going to put on

like our nighttime best. Like, it's dark, but we're going to look lovely here. But are they're all in disarray. No one's swimming in uniform. They're just like going every which. This is why you guys get captured and given away at Fares. Like you have no organization amongst your group. They're just like, as long as you don't catch

me. They're like, school's out for summer. Literally we're not in a school right now. We're just an assemblage. Every hour is 3.30 p.m. They're like, we're done. Just dropping pencils. We're done. No school left. You are undisciplined. So I actually kind of like their chaos because I feel like we always see all these.

What always happens is we always see these school of fish. They're all going one direction. And there's one that's always going the wrong direction. And we always make fun of them. But here they're just all like, they're just like all having like a crazy mosh. But they're like at a street fair or something. And they're like,

oh my God, did you see that they have like they've got like adorable like trufflepuffs over there? Trufflepuffs really? Because they have like an amazing gelato stand over there. Really? Which way should we go? I kind of like. Yeah.

But over there is the water gun that you shoot into the balloons. and then they explode. I'm trying that one. They're just all over the place. And then goldfish get lost. And then some mother yells at the teacher. And it's like, no, your child is undisciplined. And that's why they're left.

This is how they die. They do get caught this way because, yeah, yeah. You look at this and you're like, oh, you think you're having fun now. You will all get flushed down toilets one day after being worn in a fair. This fish, gorgeous. This is what we're called a wallpaper fish. This is a good looking. This is like resa wallpaper.

Yeah. gorgeous, but also kind of dumb. Like you can tell like this fish does not carry a good conversation. Look at its eyes. It's like, what? It's like, oh my God, did you see, did you see real housewives last night? What's that? You don't know about the real housewives?

I don't have a TV. I think it has a TV. I think it has a TV, but it watches like yes, dear reruns of yes dear. It like watches like old CBS sitcoms at one of those random stations that's like Channel 17, you know? I think it's just like totally uninterested in pop culture. It's either literature or everybody loves Raymond for me. And it has a very long face, but no nose. It's just like constantly looking down its nose at you.

It's like, oh, the morals. The morals on anything else. I simply can't suffer through them. But like wealthy and boring. Because like we love wealthy and fabulous, but this is just wealthy and boring where they just have nothing interesting to say, you know. Yeah, it's the same old Chanel you've been wearing for 30 years also. It's all faded here.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a stupid fish, but pretty. Yeah, pretty. So now this is another eel thing, right? Yeah, I think it's, it could be a sea snake, quite frankly. I can't tell if it's an eel or a sea snake. I'm not sure, but I will say, tiny head on this one.

It's very graceful the way it moves, but that, I don't know if it's maybe the head is far away from the camera, but like, that, you know, that, you know this. It's embarrassing. It's like, it's like, I'll never be a celebrity. My head is just too disproportionately small. And also, I keep getting my. feet stuck in the door. So that was really embarrassing. God, I just can't get out of a car without slamming it on my lower half of my body because it's all flat down here on this butt. And you know it hates, like it has a real issue with t-shirts because it's like, well, the thing is this, I need to have a wide t-shirt to fit my body, but my head is so small, so the neck hole always just looks so gaping. And it always wants to play paddleball. They're like, stop making your faults into a positive eel. It's like, no, look, I can hit it. I can hit it with my butt. Okay. teeny tiny head. Why is his head so small? It's hilarious. It's like, hello. Yeah. Like it's not even supposed to have a head. 14 love. 14 love. I may have a small head,

but I'm killing it in tennis. Bring it on, Gigi Fernandez. I'm not afraid of you. I hope everyone appreciates the gentle current I'm creating. So for all you, for all you fish that are looking for some plankton, I'm helping you out. Thanks, but no thanks, I suppose. Hey, did I hear there's a wedding? Let's do the snake. Let's do the snake. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

They're like, oh, God, there it is, doing this dance movie again. It's like, brood. It's like, Kyle Richardson or splits. It's like, oh, God, he's doing the worm again. Here we go. We got it. You've got upper body strength. Well, I'm very self-conscious about what I eat because everyone can see it.

Most terrifying stingray I've ever seen. Is this a bat? Is it hairy? This is a, it looks like Harry. I think this is actually a manta ray. This is big. And it's so big that on Aussie, in the next shot of it, it looks like a behemoth. It looks like a...

That's the same thing? I thought that was a different fish. It looks like a monster back there. Like how huge it is. It looks like a whale and a ray. And look at that mouth. It looks like someone's doing a puppet show. Is that his mouth?

Or is that when I... What is that? This thing's terrifying. Just wait. Just can you go forward a little bit so we can see some... Again, more. Oh, he's got a skull under him. He's got the painting of a school on his underside.

I would not fuck with this one. Whoever is on the B-roll team is brave. Yeah. I think they're docile, though. I think they're just big. That doesn't look doggle. I do remember there was a news story about 15 years ago that, you know, sometimes these, you know, rays, sometimes they will, was it breaching or whatever?

They sometimes come jumping out of the water. They like to do that. Yeah. I like to go jumping out. And there was a news story. of one of these manta rays jumped out of the water just as a boat was approaching and it slammed into a woman on the on the deck of that boat and she died i think the ray died too isn't that crazy so much for being docile actually this does look like a skull and bones on its underside but it

also looks like bueller oddly enough like it's sort of looks like africa here that is one terrifying looking fish. Okay, so let's all clear our palettes by looking at this sweet turtle taking a nap with his friend the Starfish. Yeah. Wow. I love this unlikely couple. Turtle, Starfish, what a duo, right? This is so cute.

It's like a front is like a dodo video where the dog hugs the cat. I know. The turtle's like, well, I hear that there's a shark that's been sleeping recently and I think if the shark can sleep, I can sleep. Am I right? Okay, Starfish. They had a successful date. Everyone wants to be close to me because I'm

a star. All right. Love your dad joke. God, I just love spending time with you Starfish. Which way do you think the Starfish is pointing? Like, you know, I know that their faces are on the bottom, but like I like to think that like one of those legs is the face and then two of them are the hands and two of their feet, right? And so if you think of it like the head is the one closest, that's really cute. But I also like to think like it gets cuter in every single scenario. Like no matter, whichever place you orient the head, you get. a different kind of cute look, if that makes sense. There's like different cute scenarios for the starfish.

This is an adorable starfish, and I love its outfit. I mean, that's really cool. It's like red and beaded. Part of me, it is as beautiful. Part of me wonders of the starfish really likes having the turtle nearby. I feel like the starfish is like, you know, I love the turtle, but the thing is that I like having my own space when I sleep. The turtle's mom is like, would you stop hanging out with people who literally can't

run away from you, okay? It doesn't mean they want to be your friend. Starfish can't move, okay? What are you doing? They're gossiping. Like they're gossiping before they fall asleep. And then the Starfish is like just trying to fall asleep, but the turtle's like, and then here's the other thing.

So that one fish, it's really cute, but it's always like, take a picture of me in front of the coral. Take a picture me in front of the coral. It's like, I don't wanna take another picture of you in front of the coral. In fact, that's all that you have on your grid. Like, show some real personality. It's not about backgrounds.

The Starfish is like, I just wanna go to sleep. The Starfish is like, oh yeah, well, Did you hear about that manoray? His brother ran into a boat, fucking idiot. Look at him up there. Skull and Bones T-shirt. Nobody's scared of you. Your family's idiots.

Okay, you're all idiots. And that is the end of the fish report, fish report. This has been a fish report. Commercials. Here comes one right now. Okay, so now, Ben is down in the galley, and he's like, all right, we're going to work all the cake. It's a big project, and you did a beautiful job icing that cake, my little dulce de laitreine diaphragm, all right?

Thank you. And he's like, yeah, so he's like, yeah, just get some extra icing, pipe it around so it's white. Nice. And that will be nice, right? Okay, very great, my messy macaron. Oh, no. So then on the beach, the guests are drinking rum punch. They're all happy.

The wedding setup is going on. People really like Alicia's spicy Tabasco margarita. And Jenna and Eddie are trying to set up the wedding on the sun deck. And Jenna's just chatting with him and everything. And she's saying, this is going to be for our wedding one day. He's like, in South Africa. Come on. Yeah.

I lived in South Africa my whole life. You're going to take me back to my home contract? He's like, yeah. Or we'll get married in New Zealand then. And she tells us, I did say, but, you know, what could I say? Love is in the air.

Maybe I'll forgive him now. You know, maybe I'm over the situation with him and Lisa. Maybe we can be past that. Maybe I can have a little flat back. Boo, hiss. Why do they always do this? They always fall for it. They're just lonely, lonely and horny on this boat.

I feel like this whole episode, it opened with the Amanda and West News, and now we're here. And I just feel this is an episode, like it's okay to be alone, you know? Yeah, it is. It is. Calm down, everybody.

Calm down. So now we go back to the galley where Ellie is frosting her cake. And he's like, oh, look at that. It's a little pineapple right side up cake, isn't it? Isn't it that? And she's like, I'm going to make it more difficult to transfer. Oh, you're so clever, aren't you? When we ice it, can we put the pineapple?

Beautiful. We want to put pineapple? I know you're going to do a good job. I feel it. I feel it. Comey, Galley. She's like, oh, my God. I'm going to do my best, too, chef.

What the hell? Geez, these two made a turn. Yeah, I think basically having the captain say, like, get it together. I think, like, they both were just like, okay, we got to make this work. So now the guests are ready to head back. And Jenna, meanwhile,

still setting up this arc on the deck. And she's like, Mark, Mark, I'm going to grab some more vons. Can you not move the farrelots, Mark? Mark, can you give me the ferrelots? You're not going to listen to me anyway, huh? and Mike is in a corner making like different shapes out of his ball skin and so then everyone comes to get changed and we go back to the sundack and Jenna's still decorating

and Mike claps at her to hurry up she's like, Don't clap your heads at me, I've asked you for fairy lights and Daisy comes out, she's like, we've got less than 45 minutes. Jenna, you've got 45 minutes, you better hurry up. I'm actually going to get really hard. Come, stop wasting time, Mark. I've asked him for fairy lights and there's like, Like, Farrell Arts, there's no right, Farallots around where the Farallights. Like, there's no fairy lights in the books.

Got the Farallis. He's like, okay, I'll catch you the firelights. Come on, hurry up, you guys. Mike's like, I just need Janet to work faster so we can all get it done quicker. It's like, I've got it, relax, passed off at you now. He's like, you know, when Jenny's not in the mood for jokes, it makes me want to wind her up even more. Like, that's great, but you're working.

And so don't wind up the person you're trying to have a smooth workplace with. Just get the fucking fairy lights already. You know those little gnomes in front of houses that people put it out. I feel like this, Mike is the reason why people kick those over. Yeah. So Daisy comes back with fairy lights and they finish it. It's a huge achievement. And now Ellie's icing the cake. Everybody's loving it. Now on the sundack. Mike's like, oh, it looks really wonderful. I don't know what's going on with art. It looks like we're rapping on mummy. She's like, shut up, Mike. Okay, I just want to get changed in 10 minutes.

Can we do that? Can we do it? It looks really beautiful. It's like, I'm gonna stop doing that. It's really feel like you're so condescending back. And he's like, okay, God, it's just quiet down. He's like, well, I'm just doing the favorite. It's like, oh, I'm really frustrated. Oh, God, fuck me. If they stop fucking bickering, this would be done by now.

So he just bicker and bicker and bicker. It's like, oh, my God, children, let's go. So now it's 15 minutes until the ceremony. And it looks great. Looks great, everybody. So Elycia Radio is the crew that the guests are ready. And then we go to the bar, Ben, Eddie and Batoole and Ben's like, this is pretty cool, right, Batul?

Right, Eddie? And he's like, when's the last wedding you went to? And he goes, ha, I just missed one. It was my own. Clearly tonight did it as reminiscently triggered for me, but I'm going to put my thoughts behind me. I've already ruined one wedding, and I'll be damned if I'm going to ruin another.

I'm sensitive now. So then we see, Jason and Daisy and Jow on the Sundek and they're all goofed off ready for this wedding to start and Daisy's like if I happen to find myself in a committed relationship perhaps with Kara. Yeah, I might have a small wedding

the rented dress and I certainly will not be spending money but I'm not 22 with a fucking Pinterest board of my dream wedding I have a Pinterest board of Peterchips that's what I've got and I'm like dude I just trying to get to my fucking second date so now is the wedding

and the guys are all cute and crying And they're like, oh, you're my heart, you're my home. I love you. And the other one's like, yeah, thanks for understanding me and controlling me unconditionally. And I don't know, buying me this weird silk one piece I'm wearing. But I promise to be, I'm going to be your support. Wow. And so, you know.

Put the bay in beige. Oh, honey. So they kiss and it's nice and everyone's cheering. Drake, oh, my God. So then it's dinner time. Today I'd like to just, I just would like to say today. Mark and Clay, may your days be filled with joys, unites with laughter, and the in-betweens, the boundaries. I now pronounce you, boundary and boundary.

All I put this ring on your finger, otherwise known, is a boundary. Right. Other people will see that you're now married. Congratulations, boundary people. Kiss, kiss, do it. Oh, God, they kissed. So then everyone goes to dinner, and Ben serves filet mignon with Panko and. encrusted baby eggplant and the cake is ready the cake is ready ah and jason tells the guests about

his daughter saskia and he's like she grew up in the philippine she's got the filipino empathy in sympathy good thank god for those filipinos they really can feel things you know i called her the other day and i said i'm hungry and she said for m and emm's and i said thank god for the filipino in you little girl she's got the filipino empathy the filipino sympathy and the Australian sandal wood. That's what she's got out of it. She wants to care for everyone. So the cake comes out and it's pretty.

It's a pineapple cake. And everyone's like, oh my God, it's the cake. And then Daisy and Bittooler. Sorry. Did you notice that the top tier of that cake was so teeny tiny? It was like the size of a tomato paste can.

Because it was like, they were getting progressively smaller, but the top tier, it was like so, it was like a little column. And I was like, I think the proportions are wrong on that, Ben. How dare you? So, Daisy is telling Betul she could be astute.

She's so helpful. And she's like, stop saying that. She goes, no, you did a great job. She goes, never. Jeez. Also, I don't even know what you just said. I just want you to stop saying it. I'm tired.

So the guests go to bed. And Ellie and Ben are really nice to each other. he compliments her cake. And it's like, good teamwork. And he's like, yeah, that's right. So then the next morning, now it's breakfast time. And Ben's like, this is the great egg challenge. They've got to be perfect.

They just don't need to look like they went through a car wash. Yeah, exactly. And Alicia's cleaning a nightstand and she's saying to herself, Alicia, what am I doing? Which I think she does all the time, it seems like. And so Daisy sends Jenna to help her because, God forbid, Alicia can actually succeed at any. to ask on this boat.

So Daisy opens a nightstand and Alicia was cleaning it and she finds the towel. Alicia was using to clean in the nightstand drawer. So she's like, guys, Carl, come in here. Look what I've just found. For fuck's sake. I don't make my job any harder than it needs to be. And Alicia goes, it was definitely Mikey. And then

they show the clip again of Alicia leaving it there. Oh God. And they's like, Jenna, just please double check. Jenna's like, it's ridiculous. Had Lisa and I and Mike just like, don't give a damn. And they're like making me look bad and front days and I'm already feeling the pressure I'm sucking still so like now the cleaning

cloth it's just like so bad thing so then we docked the boat successfully without any drama and the guests are filling out their comment cards and then they say goodbye and Clay's like I get emotional but you guys have made this so special and we both

come from very humble beige beginnings and to be on a 36 million dollar yacht with a crew like this with watery eggs and slow surre and panty liners attach to the walls of our closet. It's just absolutely phenomenal. Thank you so much.

Thank you. We come from humble beginnings. You don't say your husband is standing next to you in a Louis Vuitton bucket hat, a Gucci belt. He's like the Amanda Francis of this. There's just like brands falling all over him. So they leave. And Alicia's like, I love love. And seeing Clay and Mark together.

They've definitely got something really strong and secure. It's something I aspire me and my boyfriend to have. You've been with their boyfriend for five minutes. Alicia, calm down with his boyfriend. And she's like, and, you know, we're not quite renewing our vows yet, but one day, I can't wait to leave a rag in his drawer. So Daisy and Ben are in the crew mass, and Daisy's like, how are you feeling? And Ben's like, well, I feel like I just did 15 rounds with Muhammad Ali and got the shit kicked out of me. And we didn't even have our wedding yet.

All right. Oh, sorry. So Jason calls Ellie up to the bridge. And he's like, now listen, I've not got a problem with Ellie, you know, having issues. But the way she went about him, that's the problem. So he calls her in. And he's like, and Ben needs to take account for the original issue. I want to, I want them to see out the season and work well together.

But it's a risk. So I've got to see if this can work. So I'm going to call them to the bridge and then I'm going to stand outside the door. And I'm going to see what happens. All right, you two. I think you guys need to have a chat now. I understand emotionally. She wants more respect.

I want to see that result. And if you have a problem with that, we make changes. So, as the captain's my responsibility to oversee this conversation and mediate it by stepping out of the room and finding some M&Ms. So good luck. Boundaries, do the thing. I'll see you in about 10 minutes. Boy. All right.

Thank you, bourbon ball biceps. All right, Ellie. Let's get down to it. I was like, why are you leaving? I feel like the captain should stay and oversee this. Because the cat, this is Captain Jason. I'm telling you, Captain Jason hates this shit. Every time there's a problem, he's like, all right, here's what we're going to do.

You're going to work it out. All right. I'll be in my, I'll be in my cabin. Hands off approach, guys. Hands off. Lese-a-fay. All right, everybody. Thank you so much for being with us today.

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