Watch What Crappens - #3290 Summer House S10E9 Part Two: Training Old Yeller

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

This is part 2 of 2Summer House continues Kyle’s senior citizen party and West tries to explain to him that yelling at his wife and telling her to f off is a bad thing. Kyle cries and plays victim, of course. Then Lindsay has a housewarming and Dara confronts Baylie. Watch out! This is also the week we found out in real life that West and Amanda have been banging, so how will that affect this episode? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to watch what happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.

So, Kyle's like, well, they really met, I know what the guys mean, but if they really met well, then also maybe say something to Amanda and say like, hey, while you're giving us all the attention, maybe we're flirting and we're playing games. Like maybe just maybe at one point in the last month, they could have been like, hey, give your husband a little attention. Like, Kyle, you've been an absentee husband DJing.

You've been gone for six months. You've been gone for six months. You have to earn the attention back. I'm not saying you don't like deserve attention. You've been playing beer pong with 21 year old. Shut up. Look, everyone deserves love and attention from their spouse, but you also have to earn it.

and you've squandered all your Amanda capital and you've got to build it back. It's up to you to put in the work for her to start opening up to you again. She's hurt by you, okay? So Sierra's like, she's like telling the girls. So weird to be standing up for Amanda today. It really is. Even though, you know, it's like I still will stand up for her. Like I still want her to go, I still want her to go find somebody and be happy.

Just not West. And not at Sierra's expense. Yeah, exactly. But this is what happened with Scandaval. We had to sit there and, like, defend Raquel. And we had to put up, keep saying disclaimers. Like, we are responding as if we were responding and, you know, watch as watching without knowing about Scandibald guys.

I remember watching that when Katie was, when they were on like a trip and all the girls, it was Katie and that girl who's not on that much, Stasi's friend. What was her name? Christina. Yeah. And they were being really mean to Raquel and like mean girling her. And I was like, this is. the moment Raquel decided to fuck all of your boyfriends.

This is it. This is it. This is it. So Sierra's telling Amanda, you are such a lover, but there comes a certain point where you can't be miserable and to make him happy. She's like, yeah, but can I be miserable to make myself happy? I mean, I guess. Isn't that what you're always doing? You can't. Okay. I've never been married, but I do know that my own mom divorced my dad for some of the same reasons that Kyle displays. Like the way he speaks to you is so unacceptable. If everything that you do pisses him off, then maybe he needs a break from you.

And if everything that he does is just like reactive and impulsive towards you, then you need space to like figure out your own shit. And again, Sierra being a great girlfriend as she has been for several seasons on this show. Yeah. Not that I feel to point that out. Yeah. So Lindsay's like, well, like, what if you let him see what it feels like without you?

And she was like, yeah, I mean, just, it's more productive if you just separate. You can stay with me. And Mia's like, yeah, we'll take care of you. You deserve to be taken care of. She's like, yeah, you don't deserve to do all this by yourself. We'll help you, Amanda. And she's like, that's why I love you guys. Like, I just like, I don't, I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know. But like, you guys are so supportive. I can't wait to fuck you over. I know. Oh, it's so fake. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad.

So it's now 8.37 p.m. specifically 8.37 p.m. And the party is still going and Sierra gets in the mic and says, Hey, y'all. How y'all doing? I hope you all had a good time. She's like, got to go. And no, Amanda's in the background going, you don't have to, you don't have to go, but you can't stay. What's the thing she always says? You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. And Lindsay's like, but ask anybody if they have a plane or

So now Kyle starts his living room DJ's shit. And he's like, we're going to fire out the fucking beast. And everyone stays inside so he doesn't cry today. And they dance. And then Sierra's jumping in the pool. And Jesse and Amanda are in Amanda's room. And Jesse's like, I think Kyle wants to have a conversation because, like, West basically, like, he didn't yell at him. But, you know, he was like, dude, this is fucked.

And, like, I was really proud of West. literally told Kyle off and he said that Kyle has to apologize to you and not say anything else. Oh yeah. These guys and their talk of guy code, why would you do that? Why would you say we're forcing your husband to apologize to you?

They're trying to earn brownie points because that's what they do. They're always trying to be like the good guys. But also I like Jesse saying, Wes, he didn't like yell, but he was like really really good, like implying that West came. It was like a shade lower than yelling. I'm like, West stared at.

at a stain in the floor and basically was like, you're being really mean to Amanda and like you shouldn't do that anymore. And oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, am I getting in trouble? I mean, it was like, they're making sound like West came in. It was like, listen here, Kyle Cook. You better treat your wife with some respect.

And it was like not like that at all. Yeah. And Amanda's picking her underwear out of her butt. Just saying, I love you guys. You guys are the best. And that's why I keep coming back. Like, I don't come back for Kyle. So in the kitchen, West is throwing oranges at KJ and he hits him between the legs.

And he's like, oh, so KJ is on the ground holding his nets. And then Lindsay is going to go take off her tits. And me, he goes, you want a TED talk? She goes, no, I said I'm taking my tits off. Yeah, because I'm ready to do a TED talk. So people are taking up their costumes and they're just sort of like sort of winding, not really winding. down because some of them are going to go out. But Dara's making out with KJ on the bed.

And Kyle's like, I'm lighter now. And Jesse's talking about like going out. And Amanda's like, Kyle, you're staying here. He's like, why? You cannot go out looking the way you do right now. Kyle.

So he's lying on the bed and she starts, like, cleaning his face off and taking care of him and stuff. And Kyle's like, oh my God, are you serious? Yeah, I'm like, we're going to. to get the rest. We need to get the rest off tomorrow, Kyle, but just relax. He's some, isn't this Kyle's birthday weekend also? I feel like, I mean, he should want to spend his, his, his, his birthday with his wife, but also it's his birthday. I think he should be

able to go out if he wants to. He's like, I just wish he would love me. It's like, oh, well, maybe if you were nicer to me, Kyle. And he's like, we're, but we're going through a lot. Who? Uh, you and me. Yeah. I feel like we're in, like, trouble Amanda. She's like, yeah, me too. I'm sorry about last night.

But they wanted to take you so long to say something. And like, it's not the first thing you said when you woke up this morning. And why do you have to be told to apologize to me by guys outside named Weston Jesse who were like only have my best feelings at heart? I'm like you, I don't know. You need to talk about this when we're both fully sober. I don't want that. You don't want to talk about it? No, I don't want to be sober.

I want to drink more. So KJ. and Dara are staying in two. And he did go to bed and he's like, thank you for being so beautiful inside and out. And she's like, you don't have to thank me for that stupid. Just kidding. I love you. That was my bully.

That was my bully. Good night. Thank you for being a huge pussy inside out. Just kidding. I love you, actually. so so ben and jessie and west go out and they party and now they come back and they're back in the house they're hungry and they're sitting around and west is like guys i said to kyle i go did you apologize for your behavior last night and then i hid behind a napkin until he went outside the room and karl's like yeah well i talk to karl too mostly about business stuff you know like brick mortar etc and we also talked about soft bar you know same thing and i mean like my biggest concern is always like within the last couple of years he's never had to face a big thing in his life and like i worry it's like kind of coming up to

something like company folding or i mean his relationship folding kyle uh carl this has been happening for years have you just not been here like he's he's been losing lover boy for years he was complaining about the same thing last year and he's been losing his marriage since the moment he made it he was he was almost divorced before he even got married he cheated and almost lost Amanda. I think he's dealt with big things, but that's fine. Badly.

I mean, he's dealt with, he's dealt with big things poorly, but. I think that may be what Carl is really saying is he's never, Kyle has always had things kind of go his way. At the end of the day, it all just sort of works out for Kyle.

And Carl's like, yeah, he's never really had, like he's, he's flirted with hardship, but he's never really had hardship. And the hardship is on the way. And Ben's like, well, everybody's kind of coming to a point with this.

And Ben makes a triangle with his hands just in case no one knows what a point looks like. It's like, okay, everyone, you're lucky. You have a model here who understands geometry. When you put your fingers together in a triangle shape, it makes a point. And that is actually the point that I am making. Thank you, person at the window. Thank you. Model clap.

Model clap. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So the next morning, West has slept with Sierra's boobs. Hope you enjoyed those. That's the last bit you're ever going to get. And Lindsay's like, did you guys share a bed, Darren KJ? Or did you sleep in separate beds?

And she's like, we did not sleep in separate beds. The Mormon root was on the mind. And in the end, we chose cuddles. What? So then Darrow and KJ are cooking. And she's like, I always know that I have. like a guy when I start cooking for him because the best way to bully a man is to make him delicious pancakes, especially when he has abs because he knows he can't have too many at them.

Bullyed! So cooking with him is just like, I don't know, it's just better. And I knew that he didn't cook. And he also eats like a psychopath. He doesn't even put salt on his eggs. You don't season your eggs. I was like, that's actually a deal breaker for me. You need to be, let me season your food. And then he relented. And besides that, I haven't seen any glaring red flags. I mean, salt is a pretty bad one. And he's super hot and super cool and super fun. So let's let it roll. I was like, wait a second. I kind of like this girl. I like her commitment to seasoning food.

She talked about eggs. You're like, I'm in. I was like, wait, you should have led with the fact that you like to season your food. And also, what is up with? She talked about seasoning. Stan, Dara Stan. Okay, Dara. You've won.

You made it. You made it. I know last week I dinged you pretty hard for the way you did a fake laugh and then said no. And I didn't like the sitcom energy of that. But you've fully won me over this week with your commitment to seasoning and teaching KJ why you should always salt your eggs. So Mount Lindsay is trying to teach West how to whisk eggs. And she's like, no, you have to whisk in. Like, you know how to jerk off, right?

And he's like, but I use my left hand for that. Just then use your left hand. And I'm sorry, can I tell you something? As long as we're in a real, like, down on West's moment in pop culture. Like, you see this guy's 31 and he doesn't even know how. to whisk a liquid. I mean, come on. I thought you were going to get jerking off, jerking off criticism. I was like, what am you to use? He knows how to jerk off. I can tell you that much.

In fact, I would wipe down those boobs he slept with last night. But I have to say, like, the thing with Wes is he's really good at presenting himself like he's 24, sort of like not fully ready for the real world, but can can sort of navigate it, kind of a young, hip guy and, uh, you're 31. Like half the things that you acting like, I'm scared about like, you should start to be able to handle in your life. I say this as someone who's an immature 47. Um, yeah, whisking.

Right. No whisk, no reward. Exactly west. Get with it. Get whisk it. So breakfast is served. And there's some cream of wheat. And Sierra goes, um, is this cream of

wheat made with milk or made with water? And Katie goes, uh, milk. And she's like, okay. All right, well done. Glad we settled that. Pass the Sierra test. She's like, okay. So Lindsay announces she's having a housewarming, and West is going to be gone because

he's going to Italy for the week for one of his boys from high school. It's going to get married. How many people does this cast know getting married in Italy? They have gone to like 10 minutes of Italy at this point. That's like a lot of Italian weddings. But also I feel like people, our age, got married really late. And people, their age, are getting married younger and younger, right? Like, I didn't have very many friends getting married in their 20s.

It was like late 30s, early 40s. And now they're like, oh, my God. Now we're 50. And everyone's like, I'm getting my eggs done. Okay. I've had batches. There was like the people who got married when I was like 24 or 24 to 26. And then there was like the 31 to 33.

and then there was like a weird like last minute spurt of like the 38 year olds to like 41 year olds. But I'm not questioning that he's going to a lot of weddings. I'm just, I just feel like they're constantly going to Italy for weddings. Straight people with money. You know, it's where they do it. Poor people are not allowed in these friend groups.

Like, sorry, Daniel, we're getting married in Italy. Yeah. Daniel still catches. She's like, she's catching the train. She's like,

I'll see you all. the train with a laptop just like oh my app my app so um now jessie's like wait a minute you're inviting a guest to lindsay's housewarming ben and he's like well i've asked for permission for a plus one no guarantees yet oh to meet her who said it's a her and amanda's like i was just gonna say so what else does everyone have going on this week sierra's gonna go to north carolina because she's going to meet with an architect for her house because they're going to start a renovation process. So she bought a house in April and she says that it's her grandparents' house. And when they passed, she bought the house from her dad and his siblings. And it's actually a very touching

story. She basically says how like growing up she was always in all these different houses. But this is the one house that was like the constant one and that it was also her grandfather built it and it's where her dad and his siblings grew up and you know it's like it's also like wrapped up in like the idea of generational wealth and it's all a really lovely story and um that she is going that she got it it took a lot of work to get it a lot of back and forth and that like this is such a big deal and Mia gives them this a really lovely speech being like I know this was really hard I feel like you're being really humble about this but this is a really wonderful thing that you're doing and you're you're downplaying it but like it's a big deal

and I'm proud of you and Sierra's crying and it's actually it is a really tremendous thing. And I thought it was like, you know, it's on these shows we see so much of like, I am starting a skincare business. I'm so proud guys, I am starting a candle business. Oh, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to, I'm going to make staplers. But these are staplers for girls with big breasts. You know, it's like, and everyone's like trying to do their entrepreneurial thing. And it's actually really lovely that Sierra is saying, no, I actually saved it by money. I'm not trying to cash it in for some get rich quick capitalization off the summer house. I'm actually trying to give back to my family and, you know, keep this house in our family. I thought like it was pretty great.

Yeah, it was cute. And the house, I think is going to be cute when she's done too because it's like a mid-century house. Yeah. It's got some promise, kid. So then back at the table, Carl's like, oh, if you need us to come this, oh, let us know. because you know what houses are made out of? Don't say it, Carl. Brick and mortar.

Just saying it. Just saying it. Just putting it out there. There's no bricks in this house, Carl. It was just wood frame and stucco. I didn't know. Stimied. Stimied.

I've been stymied. Stiming me softer, please. With her, stucco. So now West is like, well, I know what that means to wear, but, like, you know, it's like weird not knowing, like, how to, deliver it, I guess, or like how to tell somebody like you're super proud or like happy of them. Like when the relationship is just so strange. God.

Boy, who doesn't know how to navigate relationships. Oh, shut up. You can't hold your hand. God. Yeah. Say congratulations. I'm proud of you. I know you've worked hard for this.

You fucking loser. Not everything has been an existential crisis about this. And also don't drag us through every. single minutia that goes through your brain about like how did you oh my god how do i say like congratulations like when i don't even know like i'm really you're really you're so happy that's why you're going to wind up having a relationship with amanda that's the thing that's what's so annoying that's where to me west really drives me nuts is that we're sitting here while them moping and be like what do i say because she doesn't want to hear me say i'm happy for her knowing that it's

all just bullshit like you don't care about her that way you don't care you're trying trying to make it seem like you're being so overly considered about her feelings. But if you were overly considered about her feelings, you just would never have ever even opened the door to having any sort of secret relationship with Amanda. So don't give us this. He's just doing this act on TV to be like, oh, look, how victimized I am and how scared I am of scary, scary Sierra. So he can use his ass pass.

That's all. That's all he's doing. So by the way, I just want to say something else. if you're going to have a cheating scandal on reality TV, don't do it while prices are up because we're extra mad. When world events are bad, this is where we channel our rage onto. So good luck, West.

Good luck. Yeah. So they talk, Lindsay asked who else has a house at the table and Ben's like, I've got mine and Ben's, Ben owns his apartment apparently. So Lindsay also high fives. everybody and Amanda's like yeah and then you have your natural house on Lindsay and I still don't

have a house in New Jersey that's crazy God it's like life decisions like yours investing your money and doing stuff in mine marrying Kyle that's crazy that one worked out and one didn't cause I have the love a boy that's pretty good we're basically living in that I mean the walls are lined with it's like box is a lover boy after the you know they wouldn't have to pour so much out on the grass probably if they weren't serving that. Yeah, seriously. So Amanda's like, oh, that's, oh, Kyle, that's funny. She's like, no, I know, that's like kind of out felt.

She's like, it's okay. We're good. I'm just making us silly, Kyle. Oh, I'm sure everyone's just like totally exhausted by these two. So now it's Sunday. Everyone's cleaning up and they're cleaning up this party. And, and Ben is looking for a clutch. And it's exciting.

So they're asking him. So Sierra asked him, so you're bringing this girl to the housewarming? And he's like, well, we'll see if she wants to. I'll talk to her later this week. Have you been communicating? Well, not really, but I'll keep thinking about it. So her name is Sabrina. Sabrina. My plan is to reach out to Sabrina. Hopefully she responds, I don't believe you. You've been talking to her this whole time. You fucking liar. So he's like, yeah, I'm going to invite her. And I'm just so nervous because, you know, she said, you know, she said, you know, she said, I love you and then I just ghosted her. I mean, Stolen storyline. My favorite are the people who ghost people and then act like they're the victims. I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't know if she'll like me again because I ghosted her. You ghosted her.

You ghosted her. Like, we're not going to feel bad for you, okay? Yeah, but she is a teenage witch. So would she really be that mad? Oh, I thought she was a carpenter. Oh, sir. The new one tries to take away the witchy. The witchiness.

When I go to Old Navy now, I look at the models on the wall posing, and I'm just waiting to see Ben so I can throw things. Yeah. Sabrina Carpenter has a song out that I heard the other day and was like, When did you get hot? I was like, Sabrina Carpenter is so funny. She's like, When did you get hot? I'm like, I was texting my girlfriend on TikTok and wondered when did you get hot.

Sabrina Carpenter seems like an older person making fun of younger people. I agree. She feels like she's parroting younger people, which I think is really funny because she's young herself. But she's like a whole soul, I think. I think she's just fucking with everybody. I know. I feel like she'd be our friend.

Sabrina, if you're out there, be our friend. Okay. So Sierra, be our niece. Yeah, our niece, our niece friend. She does sort of feel like that. You want to be our friend? Hey, school's starting soon. Let's go get you some new clouds. I just can imagine her getting onto her bed and like she has her little pink phone that would have like a cordoned phone of course.

And she just have her like, you know, just on her stomach and her knees like her legs would be up, you know. And she'd just be calling you. She'd be like, Auntie Ronnie, how do I tell the boys that I'm hot now? And then I'd call people like, well, Sabrina, I think you should actually like focus on some of the other. Quiet, Ben. Talk to Auntie Ronnie about this. And then you guys would talk and I just sit there. I love even in your fantasies.

You're being like passed over. I'm a third wheel in the Sabrina Carpenter fantasy. I have to admit it. Yeah, we honestly, we all know. She's going to like you more. Oh, God, Ben. You're ridiculous. I love that your fantasies are all about me sliding you in some way.

In a social interaction. No, it's not you sliding me. It's that I just know that Sabrina Carpenter will like try to connect with me, but she just won't be able to. Because I'll be like, so actually board games are like really, cool. Like, it's like my last hobby to convert you. Like, you should play again. She'd be like, Uncle Ben, I'm sick of talking about whisking. Okay?

I'm getting hot. That's the point. I'd be like, there's actually a great new cookbook by Kalu Henry called Better at Home and you should really try. She'd be like, that's nice. Merry Christmas, honey. Open it. I can't wait for you to see it. Golet. It's a galette.

It's a great cookbook called Galette. I don't eat carbs on Golin. I don't eat carbs. I'm on tour right now. So, Auntie, I was wondering, there's this Boy, you don't want to talk about the galettes? The galettes? I'll be like, I'm sending you breath control.

Take it or I'm showing up there. Take it like it's a vitamin. Especially your birth control, but not my galettes. That's fine. Okay, so Sierra is still asking Ben questions. She's like, so do you love her or you just weren't there yet or you're not there yet? Like, what is it? Is it always cold off God?

Well, I think that if you had this conversation with her and we're like honest, but like you have to open the door. Like it's on you now. He's like, okay. Guys are so stupid. Seriously. She's like, don't fuck it up here. And he's like, yeah, I got one shot. I got one shot.

So she passes KJ's room. And she's like, wait a minute. Where are my tits in here? The question one always asks. And Dara was like, oh, I thought you left them on his bed as a prank. I was just going to leave him there just because I knew it would make him feel bad. Bulley. She's like, no.

So then, yeah. So everyone packs up. Everyone gets their trash and then Kyle goes Amanda and I got a hug. She's like yeah. I just don't understand why you waited until last night to see anything you were sorry. Oh fuck off you two both of you just fuck off with this already. I'm so sick of both of you just shut up. Oh another thing Dave Portner said in that video is like yeah you know so these two commanding Kyle thought what what they're dating or something? I said no they're married I said what would you be married enough in a fucking Shea House in the Hamptons. What the fuck kind of show is that? Exactly. It's been 10 years. Thank you.

Thank you for saying what we've all been thinking for 10 fucking years. So, Carl's like, oh, man, let's sit down. I need time to think and process. And if I can be dishonest, like Friday,

I don't know what got into me, Amanda. She's like, thinking process, you've walked past me and said, fuck you, Kyle. I know.

And I needed time to figure out why I said that. I needed time to figure out why you made me say that. And I said, what I said because I'm an asshole. But I'm also like, I don't feel like you want to be with me. Wow.

She's like, oh, we're in a weird place right now because you said fuck you to me Friday night and you were like talking negative about me in the beginning of the summer. Like the way that you speak to me and the things that you say to me is the issue. And I just really feel disrespected constantly. I'm sorry. Our relationship is in troubled water. God, I wish we were at Apology Dune right now. It's so much easier to do.

do this. The only question is, what are we can do about it? Because I feel like it needs to be a we, Amanda. It needs to be a wee. She's like, yeah, because, like, I'm literally stuck by your side through thick and thin through all the rumors, like, after our first date. And, like, through all the yelling and through all the name calling, like, I've been here, but I can't do this lot. I can't do this. Go you. Go you. Go you. Go you. Go you. Yeah, you know what? There's times where I don't think you care. And, like, you know, like, would you going to gubbles therapy. She's like, yes, I've been asking you to go, Kyle. Just want to announce that the slideshow on my desktop has switched from Ariana to just,

it says now, they put up a caption that says, back in the day, this is April 3rd, 2019, and it's just a random picture of Kyle Richards. And she's looking smugly at the camera like, now who's the worst, Kyle? Not me. Here comes one right now. So they hug and they both just want to feel loved guys. Okay. So now everybody's saying bye and Carl's like, oh, bye, Sierra. You're my MVP this weekend.

Unbelievable stuff, karma. Unbelievable. Yeah, she'll be back. Don't you worry about her? I hope so. Hey, let's see what's going on with all of us this week in the city. I pass it to you, West. My guy, you're in the mix.

So then we see West is in Amsterdam and he's drinking again. He's on a layover before you go. He's like, um, we're in Amsterdam, an accidental layover. I'm just having a nice beverageino. I'm cute. And there's ducks and bikers and prostitutes. What more can you ask for? So Tuesday, Dara is at the pet store with her dog.

And Carl and KJ are running outside. And Lindsay's at setting up for her housewarming. And so she's in a new place. And she's like, um, this is like completely transitioning my entire life into a big, beautiful apartment. And I feel so proud. And it feels really good. And no matter what happened, sugar daddy or not, I've got a piano now.

And I'm going to bother everybody with it every time they come over. Yeah. This apartment's gorgeous. It's also huge. And I'm like, this is, like, this is, this is, this is, this is expensive. And this is expensive. Because she has a piano in the foyer. People walk in and there's a pianist right there.

I'm like, Lindsay does not play the piano, you know. I guarantee. She hired a piano. Yeah, she says she doesn't play. She just hires pianist to come play it. I love that. That's an expensive, you know, prop for your foyer, I have to say, Lindsay. One thing I really love about a person and especially a reality star is just confidence to the level of almost delusion where it's like, I will always be making this money and I don't give a fuck.

I'm getting the nicest of part because I don't have that. You know, I'm like, oh, if I spend this, what's going to happen? What happens if Bravo goes away? What if Ben realizes that he's hated me this whole time? That's why he's dreaming of me being friends with Sabrina Carpenter and ignoring him. Like, what's going to happen? But Lindsay's like, I don't give a fuck. I'm going to live like a Roscafellarper.

On the podcast. Watch for Carpenter's. So, yeah, I love that confidence for sure. The confidence of not thinking about consequences is what you're trying to say. Yeah. People are just like, who gives a fuck? I'm spending a million dollars a year on an apartment that I don't own. Yes, nailed it.

Or maybe she does own it. I don't know. But still, it's just like, I will always be making summer house money, baby. So there's a penis there, like we've said. And so everybody who walks in is like, oh, my God. Jesus, this place is so nice. Why are we here? What's going on?

Like, everyone's very confused. Sierra and me are first. Like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, I like Kyle walking in and saying, oh, my God, is this a lawyer? Because, you know, like, Manhattan apartments don't have fouriers. There's like no room for fouriers, you know. He's like, wow, oh my God, wow. Oh, my God.

It's beautiful. Wow. This is legit. Look, it's a bartender. You look legit, man. You want to serve some lover boy. And kind of, whoa, those big ceilings. Wow.

Look how tall those are. It's a lot of brick and mortar to get those up there. So he goes up to Lindsay. He's like, oh, got you a gift. Yeah. Thank you for having me. Beautiful home. I just wanted to give you a little something for the house warming.

So I got you a little something. Oh, she's like, um, thank you. Is it not alcoholic? It's actually regular. She goes, oh my God, thank you, Carl. And then I never got anything for Gemma. So I got her this little baby outfit that says, my mom's a bitter whore.

And that's why I left her. Yeah, it's from a kid store in Brooklyn. Oh, so she could be a little hipster. Yeah. And I think the book will be really cool because she was born in New York and it's a book about New York and, you know, the whole thing. Yeah. Okay, cool. Thanks for drawing those dots together.

Yeah. She's from New York. So I got her book about New York. Well, she can't wait to read this. I'm sure. Someday. Wuthering lights. I heard it's a pretty good movie.

People from New York read it. So she's going to love it. Well, I got this book because she was born in 2004, or 2012, and that was about 40 years after 1984. So I got the book 1984. It's a good read, good read. I got a book for her so she would understand our relationship before she came into being. It's called Les Miserables.

Okay. All right. A lot of books. It's called. Red of the opera. The opera, it's about a guy who is tormented by his ex. and wears a mask. So there we go.

I'll enjoy it. Drops a chandelier on something. I'll be back in the sewers if you need me. Okay. So I'm so tough. So she would like even invite me to this. Because like I was invited on group chat. So maybe she didn't even originally intend for me to be here.

But I'm here with a book about New York. Carl, this is just a brochure showing the metro lines. Oh. Exactly. Yeah. It's like a novel, right? You're welcome. So the producer's like, well, what did you think about the place?

Oh, it's incredible. I'm proud of her. But I will say when I walked into the house, I saw little pieces of memories. For example, I got Wesley Stripes. So hot. And she got the trash can from the bathroom. So. And I think that was his shade.

But I'm like, I think she got the better deal. She got the trash can. Like, what are you going to do with Wesley Stripes aside from jerk off to it? I love those stripes. Zebra. Wesley Stripes is at home with Sierra's fake boobs on it. So now KJ and Kara, KJ and Dara arrive and they're like, oh my God, Jesus Christ, this is some, what is this? Is someone passing me, champagne?

What? The kids at the adult apartment, you know? Yeah. And Lindsay's like, well, it's not me playing piano. I don't know how to play piano. So everybody's saying hi to them now. And they're like, oh, my God, you guys are showing up places to get. together now? Ooh, you're a couple. And then Bailey and Levi arrive. And Levi's like, okay, I love that they are, they show up. Bailey walks in and just goes right in. And Levi's just like closing the door behind. It's like, oh, cool, thanks for waiting for me, Bailey. Okay. I guess I only have three seconds left on this show. Bailey is the only one. He's like, do not care about the piano. Do not care about the champagne. I'm here to have a flirting storyline. So let's get to it. So Levi's like, okay.

well, I want to hear about last weekend. And Bailey's like, yeah, what did we miss, guys? I want to know. Like, how was your first real weekend there? Everybody, Dara, they're talking to Dara. And so Leva's like, yeah, I'm so intrigued. So Dara's like, well, honestly, like, I wanted to talk to you a second because the only upsetting thing that happened was like, I'd gotten there.

And then the energy was really weird. And, like, I went to put my stuff in KJ's room and he kept staring in a refrigerator and, like, reorganizing cheese. And he was a little bit distant. And I was like, this is how you close your refrigerator. or I almost crushed his hand in it. What a wuss. But then, you know, I just didn't know what to make of it. Little I come into this. Was there a sweet green salad? He's like, well, you had mentioned to Lindsay that when I was there at the other weekend that I was like, I'm alone in Ben's room for like an hour. She was like, did you guys not go into Ben's room? She's like, no.

And then we see a flashback of like Darra in Ben's room. And Ben's saying, have you texted me yet? Because you are trouble. So back to present. I was surprised by this. What did you think? I didn't think. Darrow was just going to straight up lie. I thought she was going to say something like, listen, I was not in his room for an hour. That's a weird thing to say. And I went in to chat with Ben and left. I wasn't even dating KJ yet. Why are you trying to make something out?

I thought it was going to be something like that. Like, why are you trying to make me look bad to this new guy I'm dating? But she just straight up lied. She was like, I didn't go to his room. Yeah. And Billy goes, oh, well, I don't know where you were then. I was wrong. Oh.

Oh. to be continued. Bailey just takes instant accountability. Yeah, I was surprised at that. And I know DeJ, Ronnie, KJ and Dara are still together from what we can see. So I guess they got past that, but that seemed weird that she's just going to straight up lie. I kind of liked it. I was like, ooh, Dara.

She salts her eggs and she lies. It's a winner. She's a winner. Well, that was it for that. So thanks everyone for listening. We appreciate you. And I guess we'll just continue to cover this scandal as it unfold. Also, I can't wait for someone to name the scandal.

I've tried to come up with some puns. There are none that I can think of that are really good. It's going to be hard to be scandal ball. But, like, looking forward to whatever we call it. All right, everybody. Thanks for being here. We'll talk to you next time. Bye.

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