Watch What Crappens - #3293 Southern Hospitality S4E05: Lake Me To The River

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

The Southern Hospitality gang heads out for another trip, this time to go tubing in a brown-colored, gator-infested river. But while everyone’s having a blast, Michols makes Lake feel like garbage. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to Watchwood Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo. We just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today in a tube on some murky brown water in the middle of the south. It's Ronnie Karam. How are you? Good. How you doing, baby? Great, thanks.

We're here to talk Southern Hospitality. Before we dive into that. I hear something roboty. Is it a robot? of sound on my, is it robots? Yeah, it's robotic. What do you think it is? I know what my Wi-Fi was on by accident

because I had to airdrop something, so maybe it was not a strong connection. Is it still robotic? Nope, it's gone. Nope, it's gone. Nice job. Thanks. Sorry, okay, from the top.

Well, hello. It was such a positive one too. I can do it. I could do it again. Well, hello. Hello, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today from a tube in some brackish brown water in the middle of the south. It's Mr. Ronnie Karam.

Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Hello, Ben. How are you? Fabulous. Today we're talking Southern hospitality. But before we do that, of course, you best go over to our Patreon. Patreon.com slash watch for Crappins where you get access to an ad free feed of this podcast.

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Yeah. They're always going to a river or a, or a, a gray, a cloudy gray beach. Yeah. And it's another episode of Michael's being a little shit. Yeah. I don't like this. Not team Michaels. I'm not loving it.

Seriously, it's your, listen, you had your first thing with Molly. Okay. It's like, okay, maybe you stressed, whatever. You cried. Okay, I'm over it. But Lake, you're going to come for Lake. I love Lake. Who doesn't love Lake?

I mean, I felt so. Leave her alone. It was a baby. I just felt so bad for Lake because she is hurting so badly. Like, her best friend is icing her out. She's hurting. She's sad. And like, also, no one's checking in on her.

Like, hey, what's wrong? wrong lake like she's the poor girl she's like alone she's trying to serve a look and just like no one cares she doesn't have the gaze to support her look she's sitting on adelaideck chairs alone i just felt like my heart really broke for her you know like that sucks yeah i i felt i felt like that too so we start with mattie narrating what's been going on and then joe comes to a place called music farm he's like, hi Charles. Welcome myself, the music farm. This is really cool.

He's like, yeah, I'm excited to talk about your party, bro. He goes, yeah. So I met these guys in New York, Emo and I, and they threw a badass show. So I thought for my 30th birthday, I'm doing something big. Emo. Yeah, Emo.

Emo's so big. They did it on VaynerPump Rules once. And like, emo music, it's a movement. It's a culture. It's very angsty, just like me. It's very, I don't want to grow up. So for me, turning 30, this was like,

You know? Like, if you really listen to it, like every emo guy's song is really singing about Lava not giving them a business. Yeah. You know, so much of emo is about, like, wanting to sleep on the right side of the bed where you have access to a charger. That's emo, man. There's so much emo, like my chemical romance. Like, that could be a place that I open for Lava, you know? Like, Fall Out Boy, I fell out because Levin won't give me a restaurant, you know?

It's like crazy. Dashboard Conventional. It's basically, that's one thing Trevor won't know about because he's on a pedicab. Hey, so I'm thinking like 100 guest lists and then like 100 like compliments. It could be like a party. It'd be like huge. It's like basically going to be a concert. Like it's going to be a big event.

Like it's going to be the biggest, coolest party for a music genre that like no one cares about anymore. Yeah. Yeah, I'm so pumped. It's going to be amazing. Email party. So now we go to Mias and she's, she's on the phone with her dad, Felipe, and they're talking. talking, you know, catching up and stuff. Because what would this show be if everyone didn't call their parents?

This is Southern Charm. I don't know if they have like meetings where they're like, this is the South and every cast member is calling their parent at least five times this season. All right? Just line them up. It's what we do here. Do we have any anarchist parents on this cast who possibly have six of states in France? So her dad's been giving out some scholarship money to some kids. They had an event.

She's like, can I have some? He's like, no. She's like, well, you're not going to believe the day I had yesterday. Okay. So I told, you know what, you know that Troy and I broke up, right? Despite the fact that the sex was amazing. Okay, honey, keep on going. So Troy calls me on Saturday and goes, hey, Mia, just packed up all your stuff and sent it in a U-Haul.

Or you, was it U-S. UPS? UPS. I sent it UPS. Sent it in UPS. And, and Poppy, it's like my belongings. It's like my Miss World Trophy. It's my YS.L bag.

my shoes, my jewelry, stuff that friends have given me, and basically somebody stole it in the 20 minutes it was sitting outside. Like, I'd like to know more about this. I start myself, I start myself like three months for that trophy, and now some crackhead is just like, it's on his moped. It's basically on his mopad now. I'm like, just go to Etsy. It's there. So they broke up and he packed his stuff, UPS, and sent it to her. Sounds nice so far, but he did not insure it. So was it sitting for 20 minutes outside her door? Is that what it was? I think so.

Yeah. Oh. So in my head, the way I heard it was that he put it in a U-Haul and then the U-Haul got stolen. But UPS makes more sense. Oh, man. So it just, oh, wow. Yeah. I feel like something like that is not just you get it insured.

You have to make sure you sign for delivery. You got to have a ring cam, everything. Today and this day and age. I just can't believe it. Yeah, I'm surprised it doesn't happen more than it does, but I really, the only reason I use the ring, you know how Ring has the social element where it's like, here's what's going on in your neighborhood,

and it's always like, I lost my cat. It's basically that for 20 pages. But I like the ones that are like, someone stole this off my porch, and then you see a ring camera of someone and just going and stealing Amazon boxes off of porches. And they're so dumb, too. They go and they look right at the camera.

They're like, oh. What was that a ring camera? Was there a camera in there? Why is that doorbell lighting up? Well, I'm taking this box. I'll tell you, Brittany. I got my sparkle. I'll think I got some sparkle delivered.

I do love the whole genre of the robber pranks where people put like an exploding glitter bomb in their in their boxes. So when people like steal their Amazon packages, they get like glitter all over themselves. That's like a nice one. Yeah, it's kind of like... Acid, that's what I'd put. There's so little justice in this world that if, like, if a robber gets glitter bombed, I'm okay with it. No, no, hell no.

I'm going to put battery acid in that shit. You're going to steal my bag. You're going to look like Freddie Kruger. Dick. Enjoy your $10 pants that I got off Amazon. Idiot. I put Captain Jason's Sandlewood, Cologne in there. Oh, no.

Never should have opened this out. So the dad's like, well, okay, that wasn't smart not to insure. in and but things are just things honey okay now of course except the ys l i mean that was expensive but you know what are you going to do so she says that um you know she's upset with troy because he never took her long plan term seriously and her long term plan sorry you know i'm um verbally dyslexic i'm a little dyslexic in writing but it really comes out verbally like the other day i said even in a clip we posted i was like i got back on my hair No, like, why do I talk like that?

I mix, I shuffle all the words. Anyway, sorry, everybody. It happens. It happens to me, too, like, you know, words just come out in the scrambled way sometimes. We're talking so fast and thinking about, we're talking and thinking and listening to each other and reading notes all at once that sometimes, you know, just get a little scrambled up. It happens. Guys, what are you going to do? Well, anyway, she's mad because he didn't move to Charleston and he knew that she wants to live.

in Charleston and so he loves Charleston so why wouldn't you move there for her? Maybe he has a whole family on the side and in Charlotte that he didn't want to tell her about. It happens. It could happen. And I think also they're both too hot to compromise, you know? I feel like when you're both supermodel looking, like when you're when both people in the relationship are that hot, one of them's like, but I'm hot, why aren't you moving for me? And the other one's like, but I'm hot, why aren't you moving for me?

And then I think it creates like a hot battle and you can't fight fire with fire. It's not how it works. You can't fight hot with hot. You have to fight hot with ugly. Okay. Yep, exactly. So her dad's like, babe, God doesn't get battles to the weak only to his warriors and you are resilient. You are a superstar.

And I'm a Phoenix. I rise from the ashes. Okay. He's like, that wasn't the metaphor I was doing. But sure, you can do the Phoenix one. I was just trying to mix it up, give you something new. I've never really understood that saying, God only gives battles. to the week. Have you ever stood in line at a Walmart?

We've people got plenty. Poor people got plenty of battles. Weak people got plenty of battles. Don't fool yourself. God gives battles to everyone. Everyone gets a battle. You get a battle and you got a battle. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So now we are going to go see what T.J.'s up to. He's doing his skin care. and that takes like an hour. And then he facetimes Maddie.

He's like, hey, so I was looking for a house for us to stay at the river. She's like, oh, and if you're doing that, then I'll buy the tickets for tubing and all of that. Yeah, he's like, okay. Yeah, and we're going to have like a blast. Yeah. I'm never going to like show my PowerPoint to DJ. But it did remind me that we've been on multiple vacations and we have fun together. I love Maddie's like, I love her PowerPoint.

her, like, loving PowerPoint that she's, like, embarrassed. Like, he's never going to see all the visual evidence I've collected of how much we like each other as friends. I just think it's funny because she's doing so well because her sponsor told her do not show him the PowerPoint. So she's like, yeah, yeah, I'm not going to show him the PowerPoint, but I still have the PowerPoint. And it still means something. She's like really showing restraint by not showing him the PowerPoint. And it just keeps coming up in every episode. Like, well, I'm going to show him the PowerPoint.

But we're friends. We're basically friends. Normally, it's like, well, I don't want them to ever see that awful thing I said about them when I was mad at them. But in her case, it's like, I don't want him to ever see the fact that I made a beautiful collage of our friendship when I was mad at him. She's showing her strength because her sponsor was like, do not send him that. So now we see a flashback where TJ was talking to Brad. And Brad's like, I mean, is this like a three people thing? Who's coming on this trip?

Is Emmy coming? And TJ's like, well, that is up to Maddie. And so we flash back to three days ago. And Maddie's like, um, did you, hey, Emmy, did I tell you that we're going tubing at Adisto? And she's like, oh my God, we're like going on the river? Is, my God, we're going on the fucking river. You fucking kidding me? Oh my God.

That river is unsafe. That river is unsafe. So Maddie's like, yeah, I think it'll be fun. Yeah, it's going to be like really fun. It'll be like really, really fun. I'm going to have a great time. I'm having a great time. I am not the aggressor.

Okay. So then T.J. is like, um, by the way, there's no alligators in this water, right? Like,

there's definitely going to be out. I feel like once you were below Pennsylvania, there's alligators in all the water in my mind. Yeah. There's allegation. I'm like, oh, upper Maryland.

Alligator country. Ah, northern is. So T. He's like, um, there's no alligators. And she's like, um,

I always say, ignorance is bliss. That's why I date Joey Marbles. But let's just like not put that out in the universe. So DJ's like, okay, well, I found a house and I'm just like going to go ahead and book it because like, being that you're not allowed to book houses on Airbnb still, she's like, I know. I mean like five years later, I'm still banned. I basically threw too many house parties in Airbnb's. One time I had friends all standing on the countertop and it broke. I had like cigarette butts left outside, beer cans left everywhere, food left in the fridge.

I had someone so drunk that they peed on the mattress and they found out when they took the sheets off. One time we literally just burned down a house and was like reduced to ashes. Like whatever. Like, sue me. One time I went into a lakehouse and I just murdered everybody who was in there. It was fun. You know, the walls were bloody. I mean, a girl likes to party.

So sue me. I literally would. I'm like, yes. If you pee on my mattress, I am suing you for a new mattress. I'm suing you for a new counter. She told these stories like, oh, you know. these things happen. No.

No. It's awful. You should be banned from the internet at this point. You're the reason. Palm Springs has noise ordinances and the rest of us can't go party, you know? People like you. You maddy. Shame.

Shame on you. So, he's like, well, I was going to ask the guys if they wanted to have like matching overalls because we could like, you know, have like a after party after our floating thing.

We could all wear overalls. Wouldn't that be cute? Oh, fuck. That makes me think I need to like tell the girls to get something. thing. Oh, I'm like, you guys wear uniforms all day long and now you guys want to continue to match. Okay, fine. So, uh, they're like, ho down, ho down, throw down. And he says, hopefully no one's going to get thrown down like Emmy. She goes, oh my God, I am speechless.

Okay. I'll see you later. Okay. See you later. Bye. Yeah. So now it's Republic shift. Maddie's DJing. Everybody's working. And, uh, Joe sees a group of ladies passing. He's like, uh, hey, you, you guys came on the right weekend. You want to come on in? Yeah, come on in here. It's me. Emma Joe. Emot Joe. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Brad's ignoring Emmy still. And Brad is like, you know, there's a horrible taste in my mouth towards Emmy. I'm disappointed. You can't sit there and walk back your apology and say that you are

only apologizing because you're worried about what I would do to you. That's like fucked up. You're not being genuine. I can't be friends with someone that's like that. So then Emmy is like, whatever. It's like, um, so have you heard what's been going on like with the rumblings of like Brad still being like upset with me and stuff like that man's like because of why like do you know do you know it's like well apparently he thinks that because I felt I guess I guess unsafe wasn't the right word I guess uh yeah um I already apologized to Brad so I don't know what got him all stirred up and upset with me again I really don't because when we're at folly we were we were we were fine but like now it's just like cold shoulder like what the hell have I done by the way

if I hear the word folly one more time on this show I'm literally going to have to cancel my to like YouTube TV. Like I, I cannot hear them mention Folly one more time. Folly Beach. Folly. I just want to go

and like, well, I want to have a conversation with him because like, I don't want this to like be something that we like bring on our trip to a dystop. And I just like really,

I just really want to have a good time. So then Justin's like, hey, you're excited to go to me tomorrow, Brad? He's like, yeah, I'm excited. And I'm not getting in that water.

There's alligators. Yeah, I don't like that water. Yeah. And Brad's like, dude, relax. Like, no, man. there's brain eating amoeba in there, which by the way, I'm not going to lie. I also was like that because I feel like every five years is like a story of some girl who goes canoeing in the south and like loses her arm because of either like, you know, flesh eating bacteria or like an amoeba gets in her brain.

I just amoeia. I just amy the mouth. I just am I'm like, okay, mom. You literally say that about puddles. Like we'll pass a puddle. You're like brain eating amoeba. And you're 100%. Because I used to think you're just, you know, kind of prissy about it. Because I live by a lake. So I'll mention the lake sometimes. brain eating amoeba like okay mom you know but then uh last summer there was a brain eating amoeba they're like do not walk your dogs at the lake right now because there's brain eating amoebas but there's also like like really poisonous steaks and like i remember you ever seen that movie mud with matthew mcgonnegey why would i watch a movie called mud are you fucking kidding it was really good it was really really good had a very random cast it was like that movie worms i'm not watching that mud had but i think because the

guy's name was mud um i think i could be wrong like changing the way there was poison my responsibility it was one of those southern gothic movies you know it's like in like a fried green tomatoes thing like coming of that i'd watch who doesn't love fried green tomato right and just get handy right but like mud it was one of these things where it's like i remember waking up under the wheel of trees and um there was like you know it's like don't go in the water there's snakes in the water and you know you don't need me to tell you what's what happens there's snakes i mean that That's true, but like, I went to home goods yesterday and I looked around and I was like, these people are terrifying.

It's like, who do you pick? You know, the snake are people. Do you go into brackish, scary water or do you go to home goods? Yeah. Look, read the news. The news is about humans bombing each other, being racist to each other, being awful, just murder, terror everywhere. Do you see a lot of snakes? No, you don't.

Like maybe once in a while you'll see a snake. I choose the snakes. I have to say, I'm looking at the cast of mud. It is like, tell me this is a Southern Gothic coming of age story without telling me. There's Reese Witherspoons in it and she plays someone named Juniper. Sam Shepard is in it. I mean, Sam Shepard only appears in Southern Gothic coming of age stories. Sarah Paulson, Michael Shannon.

It's all, it's all just like when I grew up kind of stuff. It was such a good movie. I loved it. A lot of missing teeth. A lot of missing teeth. teeth in that one. So Justin's worried about a brain eating amoeba. Babe, they want more than a snack.

You know what I mean? I think that's the other thing. What's there to save at this point? So he's like, yeah, a 20-year-old from Boston goes out in a brain-eating amoeba in Charleston. No, this is what I'll say. I'll go into the water and then I'll start acting crazy or all like I'll get to do the things they wanted to do and I'll say all the things I wanted to say and then I'll blame it on a brain eating amoeba that stays between us guys it's me justin i mean come on meanwhile the amoeba are like

guys just remember there's going to be some really dumb humans in the water today don't eat them don't eat them it's dangerous for us yeah they're like i don't want to go on that river douchebagging coming they're like i don't want to swim in that river today those douchebags in there um so then michael's ass the table he's like so were we interested in getting a bottle tonight like because, oh my God, Lakes texting on her phone. I mean, we're working. You don't get paid to sit down. Like, if you're going to sit, go home.

She's like, what? What the fuck? Me and Michaels are like brother and sister, and he is on my emergency contact list. And so I can like 100% tell Michael's is mad at me. I'm just like trying to figure out why he's a bitch in this moment. I mean, he's like, Brad, do you mind if we have a chat real quickly? So, you know our conversation that we had at Folly?

I've just been hearing rumblings that, you know, there might have been a misperceived perception of the word that we might have said was unsafe. And, you know, like everything that happened in New York, like, I don't know. Like, every emotion I was feeling like, it's like, I hear you. I just don't like really want to talk about that right now. It's like right. Right. Right. Right.

Right. Right. That means hands turn into paddles, you know, like when she gets upset, like she turns into like a little Lego person. She's like, what, right. Right. Right. Right now. No.

The one to break out? No, we're at work. And I just feel like this really isn't the time or place. Okay. So I'll hear you out, but just not right now. It's like, oh, God. So he's going to drag it out for all time. And he's like, yeah, I don't even know what's real and what's fake.

All the lies, all the crying. You know, it's a waste. So for me, I just need to take a second and find the right words because this is serious stuff. Like, my feelings are genuinely hurt. And tomorrow we can have a conversation, Emmy, but just like not right now. She's like, I mean, yeah, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I just don't, like, I don't want anything to be weird. That's why I wanted to, like, you know, talk about it. But, like, if you don't want to talk about it, like, we don't have to talk about it.

Like, it's okay. It's okay. You don't want to talk about it. Okay. Walking slowly out of the room, okay. So it's all, okay, don't hurt me. Do not hurt me. I'm slowly about it.

You want my purse? Take my purse. Okay. He has a gun. He has a gun. I have children. Please don't hurt me. He's like, okay, whatever.

So then Lake is, like, like goes up to Michael's. And she goes like, how are you? He goes, good. And then she's like, good. So then he, Michael's basically like pulls Brad to be like, hey, I need you for one second. Like, I'm over here behind this drapery. He's like, what's up? He's like, I need you to help me.

Protect me from me right now because like I'm getting really fucking annoyed. Like I'm over it. Like, I'm just like really annoyed at the fact that like Lake was still talking about the microaggression. After I asked you like not to talk about it with anybody. And we have a flashback to their conversation last week where Michael said, this is a conversation that Brad wants to have with Emmy and out of respect for Brad, just so like don't say anything. So Michael says,

you know, and Brad asked you like not to talk about it with anybody. But then, um, now the issue is that basically Lake mentioned something to this girl. Ella. But there's also a Bella. Isn't there a Bella and Ella?

There's a Bella. Yeah, maybe it's Bella. So she told, Bella and so or Ella. I don't know. I don't know. Ella Bella Bella. So like, wait a minute. What did you say Bella Ella? And she's like, I literally just said like it's like the microaggression and it was like racist stuff. And so I mean, you know, knew that they were talking about like the microaggression racist like stuff. She's like, um, next time I tell you something, don't say to Emmy. She's like, oh my God, did I fuck you over really bad? There are just like some things you don't share with everybody after you've shared those things with someone else. Okay. And that's, this is like one of those things. So I can't be friends with someone that I can't trust. And it's like, I don't have the time and the energy for wishy-washy bullshit. Running a multi-million dollar fucking club. Okay. Now, the next three men who

are wearing Tommy Bahama, you get in for free. Get in here, bros. Hasn't everybody been talking about this? I'm just so confused. Like, it's been a plot line. The entire cast sat around and talked about it. I think here's what bothers me is that what happens, what we see later on in the episode, what Michael clarifies it is that he told Lake not to like tell, not to not to say anything about this to anyone. And then Lake went and told Brad to clear the air, which I think she was totally entitled to because the whole issue is that Brad had an issue with Lake and Michael's was relaying that to Lake. But then later on, what what Michaels is really upset about is that Brad told him something in confidence. And then he went and told Lake that thing in confidence. And then is upset that Lake went and told it to Ella because it makes Michael's look like a gossip.

So it actually has nothing to do with the microaggression. Or I shouldn't say it's not primarily what it is. His issue is that he doesn't like looking like a gossip. And so he's going to excoriate Lake for doing the same things that Michael just did. And we've seen this happen so many times on reality TV. And that's what I got upset about because it's like, It's one thing to be like, this is really serious. Like, this is not fodder for like gossip.

I'm telling you this because you're involved in it, but like don't gossip, whatever. But he is actually like complaining about the fact that, that like Lake went and said something that was told her in confidence when he had just said that he was told something in confidence. So I'm like, Michael's. But I guess his argument would be, well, I told Lake that because Brad was saying she wasn't standing up for him with a microaggression thing and that he would expect more from some. who would get it, basically. So that's more of a sensitive thing. So for her to go and be like, Brad's mad at me about a microaggression is, I don't know,

to me, it's like you're all talking about this. And it's not, I mean, it's not that it's not sensitive. It's just that you're all talking about it. And it's like the main plot line. So why shouldn't she be able to talk about it? Like, she's a young girl. And like, if she has to go have this conversation with Brad, that wasn't an easy conversation for her to have.

I don't know. I was like, I thought she did a good job in that conversation. So I know that he's not mad about that conversation. He's mad that she told this girl Ella, but I don't know. It's like you're gossiping at a restaurant and of course you tell people what your drama. To me,

it just doesn't seem, even if it was bad, okay, even if I'm totally getting this wrong and she shouldn't have done it. Okay, I'm going to just give that one. If you said you wouldn't say something, you shouldn't say it.

Yeah. But is it this bad that you need to be like completely ostracized and treated like shit and maybe die? I just don't think the punishment doesn't fit. The punishment doesn't fit. Yeah, it doesn't It's really mean. Like I think Lake messed up For sure. She shouldn't have, and it's also about a sensitive thing. And, you know, as we'll

see, her mom, you know, her mom you know, gives her peace of her mind at the end of the episode, which was hilarious. And that's what Michael should have done and been like, I love you, but like, you fucked up. You shouldn't have done that. Why are you telling Ella of all people about this? Especially because this is about, this isn't just gossip. This is about a

microaggression. You know, this is within our community, why are you doing this? But like he's just icing her out and then talking to everyone else about it. And I just think that's like shitty. Like it's fine for him to go talk to everybody else about it. And he's complaining that she, that she's making him look like a gossip. And then he's going and gossiping to everyone about how he's not a gossip. And then she's making him look like a gossip.

And I think it's like totally obnoxious. And she's like, winds up like, you know, she's like, had just like meant to feel like a piece of shit at this group trip. Yeah, I don't like it. He comes off as a major asshole in this, I think. Yeah, I agree. Brad's like, yeah, you know, it wasn't supposed to be a game of telephone that other people are getting involved with, but it's deeper than just my issues. Lick and Michael

have their own issues. Don, don't, don. So now Michael's and T.J. go to get Manny Paddies. And Michael's is like, don't look at my toes. They're like grown out. Like, oh, my God, they're like grown out so bad. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I think it's cute when he laughs. He goes, He, like, purses his lips.

He's like, Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So, he's texting with this guy, Chad.

And he's like, I'm dead. Like, this is hilarious. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And T.J. is, like, oh, people text to flirt with you? What's that like? That looks nice. We still send Morse code in my age range.

So that's cool. Are you guys, are you talking to the same guy that you talked, that you went on date with the other day? And so we see a flashback to Michael's on a date. And this guy is like, at the beginning of the summer, I was on like a huge oyster kick. But now not so much. Oh. Fascinating.

And then the text we see is like, hey, you round? And he's like, oh, my God, I can't. I like literally can't. Hilarious. He's so funny. Like, oh, it's so good. What app are you on? It's like, Ray.

It's like, oh, well, I haven't been accepted by the guy. I feel like the reason that you have better luck is because of the age bracket, right? I'm like, he's also like tall and gorgeous. So like, oh, also it's like it's not because I post naked. So I see pictures of him and he's like in a speedo and stuff. And he says, yeah, last year, like I wanted to be like a fucking house husband. And now this year I'm a slut. And like I'm 23 and like my frontal lobe is not fully developed yet.

what? Like, you know, I go on a run. I'm like posting half naked. I'm like, I don't care anymore. Bring the meat. Like, let me meet some meat. You know,

producers like, you know, those are like fully thirst traps. Right? It's like, oh, yeah, girl. I'm thirst trapping. I work too hard on this body

not to give the people what they want. Like, I wish I was like more naked right now. Like I could even like flex my packs. And then all of a sudden, he's like, oh, next question. Mm-hmm. Um, like, no joke. my DMs are like way too young or way too old and they're just like or they're disgusting

messages you know like suck my cock or send me a whole pick well to be fair you are have like a weiner brand that's true maybe you should take the giant weiner off your profile pick I remember being 29 and I was about to turn 30 and I was like I'm by 33 I'm going to be with someone that I want to be with forever. And at 34, approaching 35, it's getting a little scary. I mean, when I'm 40, I better not still be single. I definitely better not be listening to email music. So he's like, it's a huge confidence issue right now.

Like, what's going on? I'm like, am I ugly? He's like, no, you're not ugly. We made out like me and T.J. And like, I wouldn't make out with you if you were ugly. Like the thing is like, TJ is like so picky, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. so so picky. Like he's really picky. And he's like, God, I just feel like I'm in a hole. He's like, you're in a hole? I'm in a hole. We're bonding. If you were to describe what your

ideal man looks like, what does he look like? In the taller range of height, which is my way of saying tall, dark features, dark hair, definitely someone that's tall, dark and handsome. I feel like that's my type. And of course, they're like showing clips of Michaels with every one of these characteristics and then they ask Michael's and he's like, oh, I definitely like somebody that is a great body. I do like older men from my previous history, someone who loves to vacuum all day long,

someone who loves to, I don't know, sell hot dogs, some of the full head of hair, things like that, yeah. And it's like, oh my God, they're perfect for each other. So then we see a dead roach and T. T. Just like, oh my God, he's dead. Rest in peace, big homie. Like, this is going to be you if you don't find

somebody. DJ. Just like a dead roach on the ground. Hey, that roach sent you a text that said, show me your hole. I can't. Like I'm done. Here comes one right now. So now it's time to go out to Adisto and T.J.

It's like, they're all meeting up at the house. And T.J. is like, Michael, those are like bottom shorts. He's like, no. So they get it. They're all saying, hi. They're loading up cars and stuff. And Mia's like, is everyone ready to hoe down, throw down? Woo!

So Joe is making big headlines in the friend group because his hair is different. He's like, this is what my hair looks like. We look nothing. And you guys, it's like emo Joe. It's crazy. I took the bump up out. I kind of like Joe's hair like that. That's crazy.

Looks like Trevor's hair. I miss Trevor. So then Michael gets in the car and he's like, I'm not getting wet. Joe, what did you do with all my cucumbers? Oh, my God, the cucumbers. This is what happens when you have a friend who grows vegetables. You're giving that shit away for weeks at a time. Do you know how many people I gave lemons because my friend's mother has a lemon tree?

I gave so many lemons away. And they fall off the trees so they don't look the same as in the store. They're all kind of like misshapen stuff. And people are like, what are you giving me these fucking misshapen lemons for? Yeah. I wouldn't do that. I would accept all your lemons, Rummy. Gladly.

Oh, that's sweet. Yeah. Um, I really would. So Michael's, yeah, he's like, well, where my cucumbers? I put the old mommy sock drawer with her other toys. So they're driving. And in one car, Molly is like, Joe, I don't think I've ever seen your hair look the way it does currently. He's like, no, this is like what it is.

Like what my hair looks like. It's like, he's getting ready for emo night. Yeah, I hope everyone's getting excited. It's like not even happening this episode. It's such a big deal. Yeah. So are people going to do potty shots later? Oh, my God, you guys.

And Julia's like, oh, my God, TJ, this past weekend, I looked at timestamps. You guys were making out for like a full hour, you and Michael's. And she said, and Julie is like, yeah, multiple times at the bar and Folly, Folly, Folly, Folly. Just want to get in there a few times. You don't see me much. The first video that we have is like 1012. And the picture that I took of y'all sitting at the bar was 11-07. So for a full hour, you guys were like making out full on, full on, full on making out Folly, Folly, Folly, Folly, Folly, Folly, Folly, Folly, Folly, Folly, Folly, Folly, Folly,

Oh my God, there's so much tension, you guys. Oh, my God. And she just like, I wonder what they're talking about in the other car. I'm awkward. So then the other card, Molly, is like, is it true that BBL smell bad? Maddie goes, I've never heard that rumor. I heard they smell like ass. Why would it BBL smell bad?

Like, meaning that like the implant would smell? Does it mean like after you get one, like maybe what you're draining or something, maybe it smells bad or does it mean like your butt so big now you can't wipe it properly smell bad. No idea. Then, Julie, the other car Justin announces I drank my piss before for money too.

And this is a guy who's worried about brain eating amoeba. So then, uh, that's a choice. Have you ever taken your own come? Julie's like, have you, TJ? He's like, oh, I wasn't expecting the tables to be turned on me that way so quickly. He just laughs. He's like,

Mm-hmm. So then we go on the car with Emmy. Lake and Bella and it's just silent. And Lake's like, I have hiccups. That really sucks. That sucks. She goes, yeah. Okay, back in the car with Julian Brad.

So they're still asking about tasting each other's com or their own come, whatever, and whatever. So then we go to Emmy and they have. And then Emmy and Lake is like, I don't like that we're in the middle of nowhere. I think I would like to pull Brad aside. I'm just going to disregard your fear. Sorry. I just,

I want to pull Brad aside and have a conversation with him as soon, as soon as possible, as soon as possible. Then Justin and the other car is like, hey, so Brad,

you still have no inclination to speak with Emmy, right? It's like, I mean, I'm going to talk with her when I talk with her, but the thing is,

this is our last conversation. And it's just done until the next conversation. So the car with Emmy and Lake, Emmy is like, um, this had nothing to do with Brad being like with anything like with his skin color

or anything like that? I mean, I don't even notice he's black. And what I do, I'm like, oh, my God, yeah, I forgot you're black. That was scary. But anyway, you know, like, the thing is, like, I just don't know. Like, I don't think he's an aggressor. Like, I don't think he was an aggressor.

And, like, but, like, the thing is, like, when you talk about microaggressions, like, I'm, like, understanding of Brad's struggles and he's dealt with it his whole life. She's like, yeah, yeah, because, like, Bella. She's like, you're like an empath. Yeah. You're like an empath to your core. She's like, yeah. I'm an empath, but it's like, okay, because like you have to think about how we felt in that moment.

So Lake tells us that it's like hard for her because she doesn't want to get involved because Brad told her that he wants to have the conversation. So she's trying to respect Brad's wishes. And that means like, I did nothing. At the end of the day, you get microaggressions for microaggressions and I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing. She's doing her anything while driving the car. I'm surprised they did not flip that vehicle. She's so unhinged.

So then Julie and Brad, Brad's like, okay, you guys are tucked back there. And TJ's like, yeah, it's going to be a long way for Emmy to drive home later. So they get out of the car. They check out this lake house. It's in the boonies. And it's this big, you know, pretty house. And I mean, you know, the way they're looking at it, like, that says gorgeous. Yeah.

They're choosing rooms and stuff. And there are, by the way, alligators in the river nearby. So Michael's is, everyone's saying how they're choosing rooms. And Michaels is like, we, I feel like you and Marty should just pick the rooms because like you guys plan the trip. I feel like a selfish bitch, but there's a queen bed in there. So Joe, you and me, we can sleep in there. And if you pick that room, there has to be three of you. Ha ha.

You guys can't have sex. Oh, Joe. Damn it. So the gays decide to sleep together. And Michael's was like, well, I'm eager to share a room with, with, TJ, because like, I do not want to show. share with Lake. I would rather spend the night with TJ than I would like right now. Like is that the only reason you want to share room with TJ?

You're two gays. You must love each other, right? You guys must kiss. Want to kiss because you're both gay? He's like, yeah. Yeah. So, Brad, Julia's like, Brad, we can do the air mattress. He's like, uh, kind of wanted to have sex.

She goes, Bradley. Bradley. So then, um, everyone's like, oh my God, the kids are going to make out. I don't know. They're just getting settled in. and stuff and Joe's telling us, yeah, I thought this like, like, I mean, it's kind of on me, but like, I thought this

was going to be like a romantic trip with me and like, Maddie, but like, I guess not because like, I thought we'd have our own fucking bedroom. I think of my God, we are going to get along so fucking comfortably together. We are going to be so fucking comfortable. You guys, you sleep so hard.

I sleep so hard. Yeah, they're not having sex on this trip. Okay, because Maddie already went to that once with Trevor and we see flashback to the first season when they had sex in the back of that RV. It was mortified. Like, oh my God. I never having sex on a grip again. I need a lint roller. Lake texts, Michaels, are you mad at me? And she says, I've been blowing up his phone and like nothing. Michaels is in person like caspering me. That's just not us, you know? Like, who do you call when you need

something? Who do you call when you just want to call somebody? Me. Okay. It's like, 24-7 this is weird what the hell he is fully he sees the taxi he's fully ignoring her and so now they're Michael's like body shots guys too early whatever so they're all just continuing to talk and emmy's like em is saying like she talked with lake and bell about how everything's been going on

and she goes somehow I'm the bad person now Brad was the one that put the insinuation out there that thought that I thought he was some kind I thought he was some sort of aggressor just because I said he was unsafe and he was going to kill me and I had to have him change rooms. I mean, why would I ever say that? Maddie's like, but I thought you said something. Like the Michaels was like, you know, like Emmys, be careful what you say.

She goes, um, I said, Brad, like, you're intimidating. Like, I was, like, I was, like, scared of how he was going to retaliate. Like, that's all I meant. Like, look at how you retaliated against you with that fucking blowjob rumor. Like, like, I just feel like there's like another conversation to be had. You know what I mean? But they, you don't want to have the conversation. And so, like, what am I supposed to do?

Yeah, so you're trying to be like friends with everyone again, and it would be nice if you could acknowledge that. But like, I'm telling you right now, don't get your expectations up that he will. No, no, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. So then they all go outside and Mia is doing cartwheel. She has like a one-handed cartwheel, which is great, except for the fact that Brad blocks the shot.

Come on now. And then Brad is like, I didn't know you had that kind of skeptic, athleticism. And then Justin's doing it. He does like a back flip and everything. kind of showing off and me as like you know what he's like it's like when little boys like try to do something to impress girls like in the playground and i'm like very nice very nice like whatever he's dating charlie doesn't even matter i am impressed that he can do backflips or flips or whatever he did but then he's one of those guys that he can do that so he does it 20 more times he just keeps doing it

throughout the whole episode there's like one time where like there's a whole conversation that's happening and they cut back to like michaels to see his reaction and then you just see Justin do a backflip in the background. It's like he just can't stop. Yeah. So Michael's just like, oh my God. Are you like hot right now because you're onto a flip? Like you've got stuff dripping down your leg, mea.

Oh. It's like, yeah. If you want to catch my attention, then maybe you should like backflip with the shiny MX. I'm just kidding. I'm not a gold digger. I just want my UPS. Okay.

Yeah, if you want me to fuck you, like find my UPS box. That would be great. So Lake emerges and she's wearing this. kind of like red uh sort of has like a hood it's like lacy kind of like cover up and just sort of like serving a look which is funny because like this is not the show that that's ever going to land because no one seems to understand you're at a river happening you're at a river you're at a brown river with amoeba and alligators in it and she's like um michaels can you take some pictures of me he goes what could you do me a favor what could you can you can you

you hear me yeah what can you take pictures what can you take some pictures of me no he just turns around and goes back into his room and sets the door he's like so annoying and he goes ask me to take your pictures he's like and she's like this trip is honestly just off to such a shitty start i don't want to be here so now she's in this like look but she's moping around in this look and then she like walks off to a dock and she sits at the end of the dock and just like on her butt in the look like hmm oh she's just He's such an asshole. He's an asshole.

And like, but also like the look is be like, yeah, look at me. Like look at, I'm like, I'm serving cut fitness right now. But instead, she's just like sad and rumpled in it. I felt so bad for her. But also it was kind of funny that she had this whole look on it. And she was just like sitting on a dock. Yeah. So then Maddie and me are like, oh my God, let's do a TikTok.

Let's do one of the trends. And then he goes, okay, give me five seconds. Because like there's this game I saw on TikTok where one person's running. and then the other person, like, literally tries to catch them. So it's Chase? Tag? You're playing tag? You're reinventing?

You guys thinking you inventing stuff on TikTok? I thought there's going to be, like, some twists, some hilarious, clever Gen Z twist. It's literally them playing tag or Chase, I guess, they call it Chase where you grew up. Like, this. This is really a generation who didn't get to go outside when they were. Yeah. This is so funny. There's this game on TikTok.

They're going on to come up with this game. Okay, so you're like pretending people are different birds, but then like everyone sits around in a circle and you're like tapping people in the head and be like, you're a bird, you're a bird, you're a bird, you're a bird. But then one person you're like, you're a different bird and then they have to chase you. It's like amazing. It's like dark, dog goose. There's this game where like two people hold a rope and then the other person jumps on the road like they try to jump over and try not to fall. It's like really cool. It's TikTok.

Double touch. No, it's a new thing. So they play, they literally play. tag and they film it. Like, this is the most novel thing they've ever seen. And I'm also like, when does your game end? Because, like, if you catch, if the, if the, if the, if the, if the, if the other, like, like, how long do you give that person to, to reach the other person?

Like, when, how long is your video? That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah. So, Maddie's like, well, I'm, like, used to being chased by the cops when I was younger. And, like, I was, like, parting a lot. And, like, the cops. Like, boom, boom, boom, hit the door and like, you are in the woods.

You were like sprinting and I got away every time. Until I didn't, and I was in rehab, but whatever. I was good at it. Great story. Great lesson in there. So now T.J. is running and Julius chasing him. And Brad's like, why does T.J. look like a bad kid running from his mom?

T.J. is like, if you want to see me run fast, have a pretty girl chase me. Oh, girls. So then Julia can't catch up with TJ. And he's like, I'm going to throw out. So now there's a sprinter van. And Michael's is like, what kind of bus is this? It's usually yellow.

Nice bus this. And they all get in and everyone's like, we're all fun. Yay. How's everyone feeling? We're all making fun. But then we zoom in and see Lake is like sad. But of course, no one pays attention to us. And no one's like, Lake, feel better.

So they go to this river. This brown, disgusting river. And Matt is like, guys, we're going to go tubing. And then we're going to have lunch on the beach with tubing water all over our hands. And then we're going to play some games. Who's excited? Like, yay. And Justin's like, what if there's brain eating amoeba?

Like, I care about that stuff. And the staff, the staff lady's like, oh, you don't get those here. Okay, because rivers move. That's for still water. Okay. These rivers move. And Joe's like, there's nothing for them to eat. And they're like, yeah, it's not stagnant water.

Okay. So let's get into it. Justin's like, but are there snakes or their alligators? I mean, what's the situation there? Like, well, you know, you go to the river. You stay in the middle of the river. Because if you're on the sides of the river, that's where the snakes are and the alligators and stuff like that that'll eat you. So just don't, you know, don't ever come out from the middle.

Okay? Just stay in the middle. When you're ready to get out of the water, you can't or you'll get eaten. Okay. Just stay out there. It's like, that is not reassuring to me. I do not have enough confidence that the law of averages say that the alligators are by the side. Like, if I'm sitting in a tube and my butt is in that water, if there's, if I know an alligator can come and, especially grab me by the butt, no thanks.

I am sitting on a beach. I am taking the Sprinter van to the volleyball nets. I'm not participating in this. Yeah, but these ladies are like, seriously, you're asking if there's anything in a river? Yes, there are living things in a river. You fucking idiot. It looks disgusting. The whole thing is disgusting.

And they get on this river. So then they, they like, join together. in like this giant like flower pedal formation with their tubes. And then they just are all sitting there floating, which they could have just been doing if they all sat in chairs on land, but that's fine. And they're splashing each other with a gross water. And then Justin's like,

he's like, Michael's, um, so what are we going to hear tonight? And you know, what's going to happen? And Brad's like, yeah,

too jubing culture. I'm taking you tubing. That's it. I've gone tubing. It's the thing. Yeah. I've gone tubing, but like I've gone tubing, but like I've gone tubing.

But like, I'm just like sitting in a chair. I've gone tubing, but like in nice rivers. But I'm like, it's not, I am not risking getting killed by an alligator just to go tubing. Like, put me tubing in a nice body of water, not this. Okay, fair enough. So, yeah, they're talking around that.

And then everyone starts making fun of what's his buns for hooking up with Countess Luan. Because they're like, okay, who's the oldest guy that everyone's hooked up with? Like, oh, my God, yeah. And Michael's is like, Define Hookup. And Molly goes, 64 for me. And everyone's like, 64. Jesus. I got a no age just could get that high.

Yes. She's like, I had some rupplement shots during my rumplements phase. And like, everyone looks a little younger when you drink rumbents. Okay. I'm glad I never had a rumblements phase. So she basically, then they're asking about Joe and the countess. And Brad's like, He's like, well, I mean, you know, like, it depends if, you know, you actually think I got with a countess because, like, I didn't.

And no one believes him, right? And Joe's like, I do not have sex with her. I promise you. Like, if I did, I would have, like, nothing to lie about. It's like, they're like, please, like, give it up. And Emmy's like, Joe had whiskey dick. I was hammered. Okay, I have Texan.

And then he goes, yeah, it's the only reason you didn't fuck countess Lou Ann, okay? He's like, yeah, I couldn't get it up for once you guys. And Mattie's like, yeah, I believe it. Because Joe, like, you know what, he was drinking that night, and if Joe's drunk, like, the dick doesn't work. Like, it's just how it is. And then we see a clip of Countess Luann saying,

well, he did come to my apartment, and we had a little bit of an after party, and now he has so. A lady doesn't kiss and tell, but she kisses and sings. Three, two, one. I fuck Joe Bradley. He fucked me too.

We fucked together, and I would do it. Nine. again oh my god that is the worst kept secret they totally fucked and je was like

but i did sleep over and when we woke up in the morning she like made me eggs and she called them like french eggs or something it was like crazy like exilla frenchi it was like so funny

eggs de la francae sir god you really aren't gay i know um and then i was like walking around and i was like look at this beautiful painting it's like i like you know i like you know I like very email of me you know because my bangs were down

and she goes like my daughter painted that I'm like, wow, how old is her daughter? And she goes 28. And at the time, I was 28. So, like, yeah, he's awesome. So now they get out of the water and they're having subs on the beach. And I liked, what's her bunch? She's like, oh, my God, this is like the perfect size sandwich.

Mia. It's like a third of a sandwich. Like, this is like perfect size. Then T.J. who has a full set of abs. He goes, I'm going to hide my fat with a towel. He covers himself up. I was like, this is the problem. that our community has.

Like, oh my God, look at that fat T.J. over there. Yeah. Crazy. So Michael's brings up that T.J.

told him about his walk with great, or his talk with grace yesterday. And, or walk, I guess it is walk. And T.J.'s like, yeah, it was like,

look, I'm not saying your feelings aren't valid, but like clearly, this has gone on too long. Like, you need some help. And you can't say a shit like that. Like,

you know, and then she got on y'all's friendship, Maddie. And he's like, oh, God. So they're asking her like, what are your next steps with Grace? And she's like, I'm not talking to her. I'm done with her.

I mean, it's like, yeah, all they do is have conversations. And then, you know, she says you're a bad friend to her and then you never give her a call. Yeah. Maddie's basically like, I don't want this responsibility anymore. It's like a full-time job. I want to quit. I put my two weeks in, you know. I have empathy for grace and what she's going through and I can relate to it more than anyone else in this group.

But like, when you keep enabling that behavior, you're just telling someone that's okay to behave that way. So she's basically like, yeah, I'm just going to. let it go and she's it's like nothing has been rock bottom enough for her yet like me stop being friends with her not going to be rock bottom she has to know rock bottom on her own yeah and jo's like yeah but like like in her heart and her mind she knows that like she needs the healing you know guys so you know what heals cornhole let's play some cornhole yeah with contest luan um so cornhole time they're playing my favorite game and then uh just is like, yeah, let's play some volleyball now.

Like, yeah, okay, cool. So they're going to play some volleyball. And then Brad is telling Mia that she needs to be single. You know, she's never been single. She always goes from man to man to man. And just has to be single for once in your life. She's like, this is facts. It's facts, unfortunately.

And I think, oh, well, I don't know if this is going to happen with Justin and I. By the way, I'm just going to say this right now. I don't think anyone in the audience cares what happens with Mia and Justin. I'm sorry, Mia. You're great. You're fun. We love you. But Justin's like a definite downgrade.

You can't bring Troy on the show and then go to Justin. Like it doesn't work like that. We don't care. So she's like, you know, like Jordan's into him, but we're not friends. Like I don't even have her name saved to my fucking phone. So like if he's singly single, why not? And he's telling them, yeah, we're supposed to go out on a date. Then she said rain check.

But then like she wouldn't even rain check me. So everybody's laughing. And then they go play volleyball and Emmy sucking at it. And she's like, oh my God, there's something about. volleyball, it just like pisses me off. Like, I played soccer. Like, I played field hockey. I played softball any day of the fucking week.

Like, you want me to play softball? Play that. But, like, fucking volleyball? What the hell? And so there's a lot of volleyball. And then, um, uh, Molly's like, you know, Molly and, like, Molly and, like, T.J. are sitting on, like, a little bench. And Molly's like, am he is such a bitch, but just got such a good ass.

Yeah. Well, it used to be bigger. Michael's like, yo, what the fuck? It's like, well, you gotta give credit where crats do. Michael goes, my thing is, like, I'm just like, don't give a fuck. Like, yeah, Michael's the primary person who doesn't give a fuck as he ices out lake. So she walks up to him and she's like, why aren't you guys playing? And he's like, oh, I'm tired.

And he looks away from her. And so she's like, okay. So she just walks away. And he's like, I know that she can feel me. She can feel that I've been like weird or stuff. And TG goes, yeah, you do that. I know how I know how to get under people's skin like yeah I just like can't help it like I can't be fake to you if I'm not like fucking with you like I had a conversation with her about the situation broad and Molly's like oh you're talking about the unsafe comment on the thing is like I had a conversation with her about it and I told her to keep it like between us and what did she do she turned around and went and told Ella Ella turned around and told Emmy and Michaels tells us when you grow up in like an Hispanic household you're like kind of taught that like you're like kind of taught that like you're like you're kind of taught that like you're like your family issues stay in your house.

And Lake is the cousin that goes to your aunt and says something. And then like your mom calls the next day and is like, why were you being such a cheese small sauce? You know what I'm saying? And so Lake's like, oh my God, they're literally talking about me over there. Well, like, I just heard it. I heard my name. And Michael's is like, yeah, well, you keep putting your foot in your mouth.

And like, I can't defend that. Like, Pridita, my friend, like, you're done. So he tells us again that Brad was confiding. him and you know then she went around and talked to it to everybody or whatever and now he knows what's going on and now he looks bad when he was just trying to relay a conversation to help out lake in that situation and now he looks like a chishmoso yeah so lake is like um about to leave fuck this he's like i'm in a place where like i know i can't trust her and i can't have a friendship with somebody that i can't trust sorry so now there's more volleyball and then they're finally

I love me. He's like, I don't want to be a gossip. I'm going to tell everybody here how I feel about Lake constantly all episode except for like. Yeah, exactly. That's what I don't like about this. Is that to me, this seems like an infraction, but it's nothing that requires this much. When you're 22 or 23, this feels like the same way to deal with it. But like when you're older, you realize it's so stupid. Just say, Lake, you really disappointed me. Like, don't ever do that again. And then have fun, right? But this is so extra. Too much. So Lake's like, oh my God, when Michaels is in that fuck you mood, you do not want to poke that bear because like when that bear gets released, you saw what happened to Molly. And then we see him screaming in Molly's face. And so Brad comes

over to talk to Michaels. And he's like, what did you say about me? And he's like, it was the same conversation I had with you. And Mia's like, wait, why can't why can't I hear it? Michael's like, I don't want to talk about it, like drop it. But you can't act like that way and say drop it. She was, because I don't want to talk. I don't want to get pissed. She's like, Maddie, what did she just tell you? Nothing.

I don't, I don't think that there's a problem. It's like, well, then why is she being like this? Well, I think that she was playing volleyball and she heard you guys talk about her. And she just like, I feel bad for Link. You know, Michaels makes it very well known when he is upset and she's like not dumb. She picks up on it. She feels the energy. The only person that hasn't been vocal about his issues with Lake is Lake herself.

And I feel so bad for Lake. that I'm just not going to go over to her and console her and make her realize that she has more friends than just Michael's. Yeah. So Michael says he's so annoyed and Maddie's like, why? That's your friend. And he's like, not right now. I don't feel bad for her. I don't care.

Like when you and I have a conversation and keep it between you and I, don't go tell other people. And she's like, okay. So you care that she went to a lot of people. He's like, yeah, it's pissing me off because like it's not a conversation for her to have with other people. And she's like, so is it like, like, the Emmy saying the unsafe thing. He goes, yeah, and it's not that big of a deal. But actually it does have, but the conversation did have to do with Lake. The whole reason why Michael's brought it up was he said, Brad feels like you are not, like you were not

defending him enough about the microregression. So Lake was directly involved, you know. I mean, maybe Michael's is saying, you know, Lake talking to Ella or Bella or Ballella about microgressions in general is not appropriate, which is fine. But, like, she was part of this. It's not like, not like she, like, I think she has a right to speak about it. So, Michael's is saying, ah, it's a big deal. And she kept talking. He's just going on and on to everybody but her, as usual.

And so then this is where Justin tries to hop over a hammock and falls down. Yeah. Yeah. So then Lake goes up to Bella and Maddie. And Lake is like, was that about me? Bella's like, no, we weren't talking about you. I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you. It was about a comment made at the Folly House.

Folly, Folly, Folly, Folly. You know which comment I'm talking about? We talked about it on the way here. Okay, all right, shall I do charades? I love charades. Okay, two words. No, no, just tell me. Okay, oh, that comment.

Well, I talked to Brad about it. I'm like, yeah, but then apparently you went and talked to other people about it. And it was like supposed to be a conversation between like you and him. So she's like, oh, well, that's a crazy reason to be mad at me for like when Brad is perfectly. fine like he's dealing with these issues with emmy like why are you mad at me like pick and choose your battles like don't choose them with me like i've always been on your team so now everyone gets on the bus and lake just walks off and gets on the phone with her mom jerry and she's like um so mom like this really songs because like micha's is mad at me for this whole like brad talk like

when i told ella and then she told emmy and she says what did you tell her honey you've got to keep your mouth shut learn to keep your mouth shut she's like well mom like i just told her like asking her for like advice and she said isn't she white you're asking a white girl for advice about how to deal with black people honey she's like mom no do you do you not know pull your shit together she goes like this whole thing is fucked up it's true fucked up chair's like you can't continue to break people's trust honey you can't run your mouth what i want to do is go home it's like you know it's like you know it's what gets you in trouble So quit doing it.

Mom's just like reading her for Phil. Yeah. She's like, I didn't think it was going to go off. Just you don't talk to white people about black people business. It's like, mom, God. That's idea. I can't win, man. She's like, I have no one else to call me to call my mom.

And her mom's like, nope, you suck. Yeah, her mom's like, don't do that. You fucked up. Don't talk to white people about black people business. And I love you. I'll talk to you later. Like, that's how you deal with it. That's great.

I was watching. Dom was cracking the fuck up on the sofa. He was just like, he was so bad. Anyway, fun episode. But it didn't really break my heart to see Lake so sad. And then next week, she was like sobbing at the dinner table. I don't know. I really enjoy Lake so much.

So we'll see how that all plays out. In the meantime, thanks for being here. And we'll catch you tomorrow for, oh, it's a three episode day. We've got Beverly Hills. We've got Rory and we've got Ladies of London. Blockbuster Friday. Crazy. Yep.

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