Watch What Crappens - #3295 RHOBH S15E16 Part One: One Foot Out The Dorit

Episode Date: April 3, 2026

This is part 1 of 2It’s taken years, but the last vestiges of the Fox Force 5 on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have finally begun to crumble. Our jaws are on the floor as Erika reads Dorit for filth for being late and inconsiderate in Italy. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to watch what crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, it's the one, the only, the be-denimed. Ronnie Karim, how are you? Well, hello, how are you? I am fabulous. How are you? As Kyle says, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, when she comes into any party, she goes, how are you? I hope you're having a very good Friday.

today because it's good Friday. So happy Good Friday and happy Easter to all my Christian friends and happy Passover to all my fellow Jewish friends and if you are celebrating another holiday this weekend, happy holiday. And to all the you

that just hide random eggs in your backyard for children to find or rot if they're never found for animals to eat the rest of the year. You know, more power too, you weirdos. This is also just a reminder that you have about two or three days left to decide impulsively to purchase a Cadbury cream egg from the supermarket

and then eat it and say to yourself, this is why I only eat this one time a year. Truly disgusting. Truly disgusting. Although I have to say, so I did that like a week ago. I was like, well, I'm going to have my Cadbury cream egg of the year where I'm drawn to it. And then I eat it and I say, why am I having this? But this time, it was fucking delicious. And I was like, what?

It's not supposed to be delicious. It's supposed to be like chocolatey and too sweet. And you say, ugh, never again. I was like, wait, why was it so good this year? It was so good. I don't know. Maybe it's, you know, they're starting to take all the bad stuff out because they can't afford to keep putting it in because the economy or whatever. I don't know.

The tariffs are actually improving Cadbury cream eggs, the one beneficiary of this entire ridiculous tariff situation. I will say they're like, we can't afford the nuclear waste anymore. All right. I guess we're just going to have to put sugar in there. Oh, God. All right. All right. Here's an idea. A real chocolate. It was really good. I was actually, like, really upset. It was so good.

And the other thing is that, like, one, one thing, one Easter candy that is not that I really do have a hard time thing away from, are right next to Cadbury eggs are now its new competitor, the Reese's egg, which is, like, divine. That, no notes on that one. You ever get the Reese's egg? I've had a Reese's egg. It crumbled, it didn't crumble, but it like came apart weirdly, like the both, the halves came apart or whatever. And I don't know, you know. That's this or you're getting. That looked like a tanning bed. Yeah. Kind of, yeah, like a isolation chair on the inside. Yeah. Was it was yours gooey on the inside? Mine wasn't. No, it's the thing is it's never gooey. It's just like a peanut butter cup and egg shape. That's all. But it's like a really great proportion. Better maybe. Hmm. You know, I think I got in this thing when I'm trying to lose weight that I'm like, I'm not going to eat candy. But then, you know, when I do want to bench out on something, all I have are the non-candy things. And so I learned that I've learned to eat those instead.

So I'll have like a scoop of peanut butter and then some chocolate chips instead of Eresas pieces. And that is so damn good. It's actually really good. So then going back to like Eresus Pieces, I was like gross. Of course, Eresus Pieces is probably a quarter. of the calories as no as full scoops of peanut butter with actual chocolate chips you know what i mean yeah but yeah once i had that i was like wow this is this is the way to go that peanut that rhesa's peanut butter is actually sweetened so it's a different peanut butter thing so like one does not replace the

other for me yeah that being said anyway and everyone enjoy your candy this weekend we'll we could probably talk about this for too much but let's too long but we got a big show today quick reminder on monday you better come join us for Crappy Hour because there's a lot to talk about every day. I mean, every single day, this, you know, Amanda West Sierra thing, there's just another silly headline. So whatever the latest roundup is, we'll be doing that Monday. So that's going to be 530, West Coast time, 830 East Coast time. I know you all have things to say about it. I know you guys all want to wait in. There's a lot going on. There are a lot of layers to this story. So, So come join us for Crappy Hour Monday night.

Also, we have our Amazon Live Monday afternoon. So come join us for that as well. We'll probably talk about it there too. Who knows? Amazon Live got, you know, got drawn into this scandal. So, you know, hey. And then Patreon. Come join us at patreon.com slash watch where crap ins for your bonus episodes.

We did last week's episode of Survivor. I don't know if we'll do this week's because it was two hours. And honestly, Ronnie, I think that's a lot to cover for a bonus episode. That's ridiculous. I started watching that last night and I was like, why are you doing this to me? Why? Why? Why? Why? It was not a great episode either. I was, it was, I will say that this is, I'm not going to say any spoilers, but Jeff Probst got up there for like 10 minutes and was like, we decided we have to change what this immunity means. It's going to be the biggest, craziest thing. It's going to be the blood moon. The blood moon of survivors can change the game. You're going to vote out three people. I was like, you've already have, last week you voted out. have two people. Why is three people gonna like impress us? Because they started with 90. I like when he said that, he's like, okay, we're gonna, this is gonna be the biggest challenge gift ever, prize ever awarded. And I was like, Outback Steakhouse, Applebee's. I was like, okay. Only like Applebee's has got it down, man, because only when you're

that starving, are you like, oh my God, Applebee's are like hugging each other and crying. Like, oh, finally Applebee's, I can't wait to have a iceberg lettuce slathered in mayo. Oh, God. Now, if Applebees wants to be a sponsor, watch what's crap ends, of course, we'll have a different opinion about that. But I'll be like a DJ up here changing my tune.

I'll be like, Apple Bees, we could, we could feel good in the neighborhood. Honestly, I do like Applebee's. But yeah, that was crazy. And I'm like, really, like, there's nothing. You did not fundamentally change this game. You just added one more elimination. Like that changes nothing. That's the natural progress of the game.

You just called it the blood moon. Like it was fucking Zelda. And shout out to the girl who mentioned Zelda in that's what I thought too. I was like, this is Zelda. The blood moon. Tiffany. But I was like you really. I honestly at that point with that much hype about how this is going to be a game changer.

I would have been happy if you said, the twist is Zach Brown is joining. Zach Brown and Billy Islanders are joining. the game I'm like that would make me happy at this point you know I would that would be really is tired ass and by tired I mean literally she just always looks like I'm like how do you work so hard she's just so tired and I think that's why I like her because she's a tired person you know she still gets a lot done and I respect for someone so tired right for someone so tired she's doing a lot on this episode of them literally the episode opened up with like you got the Billy

Elish boomerang idol this fucking Billy I'm Swear to God. I swear to God. Someone better take all those idols and throw them in the ocean. I'm sick of it. Okay. But we have actually... Why I made for... You guys, the point in all of this rambling is that Kyle is an asshole.

So let's get to it. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, season 15, episode 16, the Last Supper. Happy Easter. All right, that's a religious reference for all of you. That's true. They did time that out right. I thought this was a great episode. And, you know, Andy's been going on and on about like, what?

This season of Beverly Hills is, I love it. I'm like, well, that's probably because he's seen, last week's was good. This episode was really good. He's probably seen these last few episodes. And now he's like, the whole season was amazing. But it's like, no, the whole season was not amazing. But this is really good. I'm curious.

I keep changing it. He started with the whole season is amazing. Okay, the second, the two thirds of the season is amazing. Then it was the second half of the season is amazing. And by this time, it's like, the last 10 minutes of this season are incredible. Like, whatever you could do, you know. But it did have this, I did think this was an incredible fight between Erica Doreen and Kyle, because they are the three remaining members of the Fox Force Five.

And they are truly crumbling. And I don't know. I haven't, look, I'm not going to adjust my opinion for what social media says, but I always like to see what the vibe is. I always think that's, like, fascinating and seeing in my, like, within the standard deviation. am I not and so I have no idea I'm not taking the temperature of what everyone is saying so if this causes people to take out your pitchforks against me so be it I thought this was Erica Jane's best episode of all time I thought the way she sat you didn't think so okay well

why why well first of all it's a low bar she has not had really too many good episodes I can't be in a jury I get my opinion away right away I'm like no because I thought the way would Doreet was basically like, Bose has supported me more than anyone else. And Erica was like, oh, fuck this bitch. I thought the way that Erica just took out Doreet, like the way she just handled a read, I thought was actually so impressive. Erica was like, oh, you're not going to fuck with me on this one. Who the fuck do you think you are?

I've waited for you too long. I thought like, because Kyle's like, Doree, that's not nice. Everyone says, oh, Erica just goes in for the kill. And I thought the way she handled that situation, the way she was so direct, it was like, you are not going to fuck with me. I thought I was like, I was like, work, work Erica Jane. You know, even though I've been on Doreet's side this whole time, I thought Doreet was disrespectful to Erica in that moment, believe it or not.

And I thought Erica was great. You didn't think so. You know, I think Erica's just Kyle's attack dog and she's not doing anything. She has no storyline and she's like, okay, we're going to go for Doreet. Okay, fine, let's go for Doreet. And she doesn't care. She's bored. She's like, all right, I'll come for Dereat.

I'll join you. You know, she kind of sits on the side. It's like, yeah, they were, yeah. It's like, don't you talk to me, Erica? It's like, I got fuck off, Doreet. So that's what she did last week. And then this week she tried to make it all about herself and cried and stuff, which I thought was funny. But ultimately, the problem I have with Erica is the same problem I've always had, that she's like a UR fighter.

You know, she doesn't ever really have an argument. She's just like, you are. She's like, you're a bitch. You know, that's, that makes me crazy, like a you are. And she did that a lot in this episode. Look, it's hard to be on Doreet's side with the late thing, because, That is the rudest fucking thing in the world. And to be like, well, I'm late because I'm getting a divorce.

No, you're not late. You're late because you're being a stupid butt face who has to like spend 10 hours and glam. That's why you're late. You're an idiot. Stop being late. Fucking rude. Period.

That I'm not on the street side for it all. And if they just kept it to you're late, I would be like, yes, stoner. Stoner in the streets, you know, because I'm down with that. Not stoning, but people not being late. And I would have been there. But this whole like, but everybody says it. then Erica's just jumping in with Kyle. I don't like it.

I think it jumper. My interpretation was not that. My interpretation was that like Kyle was doing her typical, like, but everyone said so, everyone says so, everyone says so. And you're like, okay, shut up, Kyle. I thought like, Erica was just like, you know, just watching her two friends, whatever. And the moment I like to read is like, Bose is the one who has supported me the most over the past year or two has been Bose.

And Erica's like, you know what? fuck this bitch because I've waited around for her all this time and I think that actually the crux of Erica's complaint was about the belateness and like I thought when she like she went in on Doreet about being late all the time as like you think it you think you think you're done much like well I'm checking on my kids she's trying to basically pull like the pull this card she's like well okay fine and then Eric and by the way I'm not saying that Dorete is necessarily wrong when Dorete says like I had to find out all this stuff from the tabloids not from Erica I think that's a great point that to read makes but

I do think that Erica was like, you just were so disrespectful. I put up with so much bullshit. And I've had to wait around. I'm in Italy, and I had to wait around. I had to spend my day walking through a ghost town. I couldn't even enjoy my gelato. My gelato. And you're being an asshole and you're making it seem like you're the only one going through shit.

I actually think this was a totally valid use of you are fighting here. So I was a fan. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a commercial. All right, crap, and's commercial. All right, well, let's get into it. Let's get in. We begin at this last supper.

Jesus is about to be betrayed, because Judas has gotten 30 things of gold to betray him. Of course, there's not a lot of bread being left around, because this is Beverly Hills and not the real Bible. And these people are like, I'm not eating bread. Yeah. No. Clearly the food is just rotating around and no one's actually eating from it. Because, by the way, at a certain point, after all the dust settled, Kyle realizes there's like a plate of food in front of first.

She's like, get this away from me. But also, so funny that it's called The Last Supper, or the last dinner, whatever they called it. But it's actually not the season finale. I thought it was like, oh, is this the season finale? Like, no. It seemed like it. We had this fight, then they all go home,

and then Rachel has a party, and it's like the season finale party, we're done. You know, it's like, it's like, fight, they yell it to read again, we're done. And then they're like, and next week. I was like, oh, on the not season finale. I was like, what?

Wait, is next week the season finale? Did it say season finale? It has to be, come on. I don't know. I don't know. So anyway, we were here and Kyle is mad and she's like, stop, just stop, three, you're being too much, you're being too much. Oh, I'm getting too much, Carl.

Eyes are crossed. I do, by the way, this is also my favorite version of Kyle, where Kyle is, like, I mean, I think Kyle's wrong, but I love when Kyle gets really mad. I think that's like more of the authentic Kyle. And by the way, remember last week I pontificated about Kyle and like how she always needs to have like an alpha? When you watch this, you really can see she is just playing out her entire relationship with Kim through Doreet. Like it's so obvious.

It's actually really interesting to watch to me. Oh yeah. Even when she yelled at Kathy, like, who are you going to stand up for Kathy? What kind of sister are you going to be right now? Whose sister are you anyway? Which is the same thing she did with Kim. I don't know. Kyle, I see what you're saying is her being more entertaining when she's mad.

I think it's just because she's doing something at all. And it's like when you clean your own house for years and years and it's horrible and it's drudgery. And then you get a cleaning person for the first time and they're terrible and they only do half the job and you still have to pay them. But at least somebody's doing something and you just sit there and sniff the house like, oh my God, it smells so much better. Even if they're not really doing that much. And that's Kyle Kyle's a lazy cleaning lady. So she is still yelling at

Doreet. And she's like, but Bose was literally telling me that you're in a financial crisis and you don't know what your name is on things and like you don't know the situation with your money and like I don't even know that stuff. And you're telling Bose that stuff. And she's totally throwing Bose under the seat. And I love that Bose doesn't even care. She's just nodding like, yeah. So, I mean, yeah, I said it. Sue me.

Yeah, exactly. And so Doreet is like, but the thing I've said, said to Bose, I don't know why you're telling Kyle about your concerns. And Bo's like, well, I've been concerned about your finances and that's not a new conversation between you and I. By the way, Bose always says that. And sometimes I wonder, I think it is a new conversation, but you just say it's not a new conversation. So like people get distracted because I have to think, did we have that conversation. Okay, just have to assume we did have that conversation. I don't want to seem like I'm not listening. So she just says, and we talked about that. And I do believe

Kyle is very concerned for you. And I believe it was a genuine conversation. And she's basically saying, yeah, like, I wasn't trying to, I wasn't breaking your confidence. I didn't think I was, but I'm sorry if I did. I just was sharing how it genuinely felt. And I told you that, don't you remember? Yeah, she's using the like, well, I said it to your face. So it's okay if I said it behind your back thing. But I think she's, I think Doreet's just mad because she's like, you're basically talking to someone, you know, who doesn't have my best interest at heart.

So why would you talk, like Kyle baited you into talking about me, basically. And DeReed's like, well, thank you. You know, I appreciate you saying I'm sweet. And Kyle's like, oh, oh, oh, of course, of course. Boast said that. Boast that, I'm sorry. So, of course, it's okay with her, but it's not okay for me. Boz isn't the one, like, confronting her at every group event, Kyle.

Boz isn't the one taking her off and, like, to an abandoned town. And God knows where to confront her about shit. You're the one doing it. And Kyle's like, unfucking believable. Bose and I are saying the exact same thing, except when it comes from my lips, it's coming from a trained actress's lips. I mean, Bose is great, and she's sweet and thoughtful for saying that. But when I say it, I get my head bit off, and she lives and breathes to find a problem with me. That's because you went out of your way to say, oh, her behavior is so erratic.

I'm concerned. Whereas, Bose was like, oh, I think she has a looming financial crisis coming, which is going to be stressful for it. But you're like, but you called and were like, ooh, something's wrong with Doreet. And it was much more about like, uh, uh, rabble rousing than it was really about concern. Yeah, Doreet showed up on this trip, fine. She wasn't going to fight with you. She's been around you and been fine. You're the one who keeps starting fights.

And then being like, why are you fighting with me? So, uh, but it's so typical, Kyle, you know, it's like, try and get everybody against one person that Kyle doesn't like, then tell the audience over and over again that this person is crazy and that this person doesn't really understand what they're saying. and this person is like illogical and nah, nah, nah, nah, and Kyle's a victim. And this person's been yelling at Kyle the whole season when it's Kyle who's been yelling at this person the whole season. So Kyle's moving those hands. You know, she's like, I was on the Lincoln lawyer.

And she's like, to clarify, it was a mutual conversation between me and Bose. And I didn't call Bose to God. I didn't see a right expending with you to read. But Bose asked, Bose is the one who said you're spending radically. You have commented on her spending over and over again. What are you talking about? Yeah, it's like, and also like there's a larger context of Kyle not being a girl's girl and seemingly having more of an allegiance to P.K. So of course, like, Doreet's not going to say, not going to really take any of this in as she would with Bose.

So Doreate's like, you're going around asking everyone else if they're concerned. And Erica's like, well, it's not about the Kelly bag. I don't even know that was a concern. Eric, Erika, you said, Kyle, came to you and said that I was erratic. and that I'm spending, and that I'm always late. And that's the same thing that she told Bose. Because, yeah, that night I said, well, she's overwhelmed. What fuck do you want for?

Well, she's an overwhelmed erratic bitch. This is, like, exactly how I fight with my sister. Like, I'm dead. It's like my sister. It's like my non-famous sister who stole my hair, who always shows up and tries act like she gets an award for being the first one divorced in her family. It's, like, exactly the same as her. So, Kyle, since you...

Erika. She said it to a bunch of people behind my beak. And Kyle's like, oh my God, oh my got my headache. I'm getting such a headache. By the way, Kyle's tongue is going crazy to date, licking the sides of her face. Yeah, she's really really going nuts. The stress tongue. Do you think that you can bully me and Mike and I'm going to accept it? She's like, can you guys like speak up and say what you've all been saying? Because I've only had a conversation with people who are saying the same thing. Guys, can we go, go? Of course, no one wants to say anything because it's Beverly Hills. They all sit there and like look at their peas on their plate.

I mean, I would be much more effective. So I would say that she would be much more effective not saying like everyone's been saying it. Everyone's saying it's just say there is a concern amongst all of us that this divorce is hitting you hard. And given that you have a such a business situation in P.K. That's not looking great that maybe you should rein it in. And then if no one backs up, just be like, that's the concern whether people want to say it or not. But like, she's like, can someone help?

Come on. the back up here, where's the back up? I don't think that that would even be cool because it's not cool to come to somebody and being like, you're acting like an asshole and you're a divorce because Dorese not really doing anything except being late. That's the only, if they just, again, if they just said this was about being late. But she's making, she's like, well, I talk to everybody says the same thing. And but you're mad at me.

No, they're not saying the same thing. It's like saying, well, it's like calling everybody you know and being like, oh, my God, what's going on with Iran right now? Can you believe it? And then you go to the table and you're like, oh, my God, everybody. everybody's been talking about Iran. Yeah, because you called everybody to talk about it. That's why I'm not 100%. And I'm just saying that would, I think, be a more effective way for her to communicate this point that she's trying to make, even though the point, I don't even know what her point is.

She's, because she's saying you're mad at me, Doreet, you're mad at me and giving me shit all the time for how I'm talking to you, but everybody's talking about it. But they're not talking about it that way. And Doret's not giving Carl, Kyle, a hard time about how she's talking to her. All DeReed's doing is defending herself every time Kyle brings it up over and over again every scene. And then Carl's like, why are you always coming for me? She's not coming for you. She doesn't care about you. She's found a new friend. Well, the other thing is that like Kyle's concern, quote unquote, quote unquote concern for Derreet is really not landing because she's wrapping it up in a larger issue of when Boe says something you listen. But when I say something, you don't listen.

So it's actually more about Kyle right now. And it's not about concern for Doreet. but she's sort of attaching the two things together. And so Doreet's not going to hear any of it because it's just all a big complaint that Kyle has about like, why don't you pay attention? Like, why is it when I say something? You don't pay attention. Why not? Baa, blah, blah, blah.

And the reason why she doesn't take what Kyle is to say is because A, Kyle doesn't truly stand in it because she has to be like, and they say it, right? Doesn't anyone have my back? It's not just me. It's not just me. It's not just me. And then on top of that, not only does she not just stand in it, but she has a larger context of being. kind of shitty as a friend first by acting like they weren't even friends in the first place, which she did a few years ago at the reunion, and then by texting, you know,

jokes and memes to PK. So, like, of course, DeReed's not going to hear any of it. Yeah. So Rachel's like, it hurts when someone says that everybody is thinking something. Like, we all, that is damaging. I mean, that's like mean girl stuff. And I'm not saying, cause mean, but I think that it exacerbates. the situation when you bring everybody into it. Okay. Roll over the stone, look in the cave, and I'll still be there because I'm dead. I'm dead. Last supper. I'm dead. It's dangerous when you say we all. That's why I have a problem with the Constitution. We the people? Like, who the people? That's a lot. Who are the people? Am I the people? I'm like, I'm not a people. I'm a

person. A dead person. Put that in the Constitution. Yeah. Like, I have the right to be dead. Um, Kyle is like, People. I hereby proclaim these truths to be true. Moisturize a camp and then, no e-bikes. No bikes. Every conversation I've had is with like other people who are saying the same thing.

I wasn't just me gossiping, okay? Erica just said that when you had the conversation with her, she didn't agree. She said she thinks I'm overwhelmed. So it wasn't a mutual feeling coil. And Eric was like, yeah, I mean. I mean, what the fuck? The same difference. The other web is erratic.

There, I said it. I said it. And Sutton is like, okay, can we just stop with that stupid word? I've heard it so many times. I can't even count how many times I've heard it, you know? As far as being erratic, I don't believe I'm being erratic. I've had, you know, I've been going through a lot, especially these last few months. And it's not like I'm not sharing.

I'm saying, I'm saying my life is perfect. But when you see me, I'm clearly overwhelmed. I'm not erratic. Doreet, you are, you're juggling lots of meatballs in your hand right now. Well, I just decided to do this right now out of nowhere. That's all. I'm not erratic. Not erratic at all.

But I said it's understandable that you're like this right now. But I'm not even getting it in Greece. And she's like, but you are getting grace, Doree. Like when you shut up an hour and a half late and left us on the tarmac. And then you didn't apologize. I mean, come on. And we didn't call you out then because we were giving you grace. And so Sutton's like, I mean, you didn't even say hello.

It's like, oh, I didn't say, I'm so sorry. I didn't I come on the plane and say, you guys, I'm so sorry for being so late. It was not my intention. And I apologize. And here's some gifts I got you along the way to express my sorrow. They're like, no. No. And see, this one, and Kyle accuses them all of not having her back and like making her do this on her own.

But this, because it is the being late thing, everybody does come in and say, yeah, you didn't even say hello to read. You know, they all jump in on. on this because this is just part of it. It's like valid, you know. So, um, Adir, it's like, okay, okay. Well, I apologize now, okay, for keeping you guys waiting. And for every time I've been late. I apologize to everyone here. Nudely, Cuthy, Cuthy, Wachell, Bruce, Satine, Iricle, Genufo, Coil, the waiter, the basket of bread, which you know when this is ever going to touch. This tablecloth. I'm so sorry, tablecloth.

I'm sorry, Italy. I'm sorry to the ass on the statue of David. I'm sorry. To the man setting gelato. I apologize to him, to the opera singers, who regaled us with beautiful music. I apologize to them. I apologize to literally every single person that I could even think of. Like, uh, what about Amanda?

Amanda, because she just skips. She honestly even thanks someone named Megan who maybe as a producer. But Amanda's right there. Like she goes down the line and just skips Amanda. I mean, it's like, oh my God. She's like, oh, Amanda, I'm sorry. I didn't

see you. Sutton was literally covering you. She has a wide head so you can't really see beyond it. It's like trying to look past Charlie Brown if you will, or Lucy, I should say. It's very difficult to see past you, Sutton. I hope you. know, I would never purposely skip over you. I hope you know that, Amanda. Now, obviously, I wouldn't have forgotten you. I'm so sorry, Amanda as well.

And... Did you guys know Amanda was on this trip? Amanda's like, it's okay. Well, how did you skip over Amanda when she's literally sitting right in front of your face? I feel like Kyle is on a mission to make me look bad, first by constantly defending Piquet. And then we see flashbacks of Kyle doing that. Then she talks to all the women instead of coming straight to me. And now she makes an enormous deal out of nothing.

Gee, honestly, what else would her goal be, if not just to make me look bad? So I love the two of them. The two of them are both so conspiratorial about each other. It's hilarious. Like, you will listen to anyone but me. You're on a mission to make me look bad. Like, you guys just both fucking hate each other. And you're taking swipes wherever you can.

And that's just how it is. And they also know each other because they've been doing this shit to other people for years. They've been ganging up on people for years, and they're using the same tactics they're trying to use against each other. And it's so funny because they learned it from each other. You know, they're like, okay, well, I know what you're doing. You're talking about me trying to plant seeds over here to make me look bad on camera.

And they're both right. That is kind of what they're both doing. But yeah. You know. So Kyle's like, oh my God, you skipped Amanda on purpose. You didn't, you're acting like you didn't see Amanda. She was right there. And so, I mean, I was like, I was like, lean and I mean, I was sort of like, I was

doing, you know, I am on the, you know, A, B, T, you know, trying to learn some ballet moves. And so I was, it was an honest mistake. It could have been, like, I don't want to get in trouble here, okay? It's sort of a normal thing when people don't really notice me. Happen a lot in my marriage. You know, it even happened to me shopping the other day. I was at my good friend, Dolce Ancabiancabiannus. And, you know, they tried to put me on a hangar, which was weird.

I said, I'm a person. So they put me down. And then they just started throwing clothes over my head. And they said, I'm not a discard pile. I'm a person. So yeah, I'm Once upon a time There was light in my life

Now there's only love in the dark Nothing I could do Total Eclipse of the Sutton. Sorry, Amanda, I, I, I clipsed you. It was a Suttonicester. I'm see, Sutton, please be quiet, Kyle. Sounds like, well, I'm not gonna be quiet. I'm not going, okay?

I'll tell you what I'm not gonna do. It's be quiet, okay? I was just explaining that I was leaning forward and someone threw a passion meeting on my head. Sorry, I didn't see you. Like, I'm dead. I'm dead when I did that. literally no one could see me outside of my bob and so kyle's like you are literally kissing

juret's ass when in reality you've had more to say about the kelly bag than bows did by the way kyle being so focused on this kelly bag is so peak kyle you know because of course all that kyle can focus on is someone else has a nice bag kyle kyle measures everything in everyone else's purses so uh you know how we were talking yesterday you were you were saying or whenever we were doing summer her house. You were like, what is it when two guys are outside, why do they have to pee next to to each other? And I'm like, because that's a thing. You go stand next to your guy friend. You look at each other's leaners and you size each other up. I mean, it's like a normal thing. And that's Kyle in these purses. She's always going to stand next to you look in that damn purse. So,

and we see a flashback to the villa. And when Sutton was on the couch with Bose, and Bose is like, I told you read that I was concerned, concerned about her finances and the purse she bought with her book advance. And Sutton's like, well, but what was the bag like rent the runway or the real real. I mean, we'll never know. We'll never know. By the way, but this is like supposed to be the big evidence that Sons talking shit about the bag. I don't know. So Kyle is like, it is evidence that Bose has been doing it. Like they've shown, they have shown scenes where Bose is talking to people concerned, but it comes as more believable to Bose because she's like, is she in trouble? Whereas Kyle's just like, fuck to read, you know, this, I think there's also

the element of the fact that Bose is a smart lady. And she's worked in corporate America. And so even though she wasn't on the finance side of it, you know, she was on the marketing side. There's a sense that like Bose understands facts and figures. I feel like that that's like an assumption that they all have. Like, well, she worked in corporate America. So she understands. If she's, if Bose says that there's a financial crisis coming from my life, I believe it.

Like, but if Kyle says it, people like, whatever, Kyle. Well, Bose also is coming out like in an HR way. And, you know, even though she wasn't in HR, everybody in office knows a. H.R. speak, you know, and so if something is brought to your attention, it's like, okay, let's sit down and discuss this. Your finances have been brought up, and I do see that that could be worrisome. Let's discuss your finances, you know, and why were you touching someone's butt at the copy machine, you know, like, just very calmly bringing it out, whereas Kyle's like, do you think she's crazy? Do you think we should lock her up? Yeah, seriously.

Commercials, here comes one right now. So, Kyle, there are things that have been said behind your back, just so you know. Okay, then, Kyle, let me know. It's like, well, it's just always something with me, though. It's always me, it's always me. Rachel's like, um, it's because she cares most about you. And she's like, not right now. No, no, Rachel.

It's like, please. Please, talking coat rack. Please. Not right now. But I'm saying she cares more about what you're doing, Kyle, because, like, you guys have, like, years. Yours of friendship. Like, yours. And Erica's like, well, hello, the rules are not the same. The rules are not the same because Kyle keeps bringing it up. Whoa, it's making me crazy. And Kyle's like, well, I'm so tired of being the budging mag. I'm just so tired of it. You know what? They have such deep-rooted issues because they've been going through it so hard.

And like, your hardest on the people, you love the most. Thanks, Rachel. So Erica's like, like, well, I'm sorry. something today, something you said at lunch, where you said you could end Kyle. And so we have a flashback to earlier in the day when the cast was like having lunch. And Sutton was saying, so by the way, earlier at our lunch, Doreet said she could have ended Kyle. And now we go to, then we come back to the dinner table. And Doreet's like, what, who? What, what lunch? The only thing I eat today was gelato. And she's like, well, the lunch with you, me, Rachel, you guys went to the wrong flashback.

Now go to their other flashback. And now we have lunch with Rachel and a chair that people threw their discarded clothes on. That was me. That was me. Damn it. I'm here. I'm here. We go to a flashback of Sudden Velling or Carter restaurant.

No, not that flashback. Come on. Get to the lunch flashback. Why are we going to do all these other flashbacks just to get the lunch flashback? And Doreet's like, I have protected coil for years at all course. even when I felt most betrayed. And I could have blown her whole life up. So she didn't say she could have ended Kyle.

She just said she could have blown her whole life up. Well, which is similar. Similar, but that's different. When you say, like, I could have blown up her spot, meaning, like, I could have said a lot of things that Kyle's told me. Like, there's a lot of stuff that I haven't said. That's very different than saying, like, I could end her. I mean, that's like.

I agree. And by the way, look at this. This is like a retread of this is, I mean, you could sort of draw parallels between this and Pinocchio Gate and all the people who are so mad at Bose. The people were like, she's being such a fucking bitch. I hope you then have the same energy for Doreet for pretending like she doesn't know that she said this thing. And the reason why I actually believe that Dorete doesn't remember this because I don't think Dorete ever says. She's probably in her mind saying, when did I ever say I would end Kyle? Like, I never said that.

But like, because it's a different thing to say end someone versus like, I could have blown up her life. I could have like, I could have totally talked about certain things, you know? So, uh, Sutton's like, well, you said I could have ended Kyle. And he's like, well, I can't actually try, even try to fathom what that I would have meant for me to ever say that. Kyle's like, mm-hmm, look at that. See? Mm-hmm. Look, you're bad friend. Okay.

So you guys were gossiping about me? How's that? Now that's gossip. That's gossip right there. Okay. Now you're gossiping about me. Yeah. She's like, no, that's gossip.

No, that's a threat. It's not really gossip. She didn't say anything that could have ended you. She didn't talk about your long relationship that you're still refusing to talk about as you buy a house in Nashville and pretend you broke up with that lady, Kyle. So Kyle's like, what friend talks like that? Doreet will use the excuse of being upset with me. And like, I didn't jump on my hate PK band. You know, I didn't do that.

And she knows that old dog to PK. And so like, what's the real reason for having this resentment towards me? Like, am I just an scapego because you're miserable in your life right now? Is that one? Did Kyle get mad at other cast members for being friends with Kathy when she was having beefs with Kathy? I'm trying to remember. Doreet. That's when all of this started.

And that's why it's important. You know, I don't know if you were being sarcastic or not. Well, no, I was like half and half because I'm like, I seem to remember Kyle got mad at people for being friends with Kathy. She melted it down. This is the last time we saw a meltdown was in Aspen when Kyle freaked out on Doree. We're like, I have to be standing up for me. You're not there for me. That's when all this started because Derreet was standing up for Kathy. And that's why it's important with Beverly Hills.

It's one of the slowest moving shows on Bravo these days and for the past few years. But you have to kind of know the lore because these fights start over something very small and they go for years. And they're fighting about this Derreet being laid or whatever it is now. But what they're really fighting about is Derreet not standing up for Kyle against Kat. Kathy in Aspen. By the way, Kathy didn't even do anything to Kyle. Back then, Kyle was doing the same shit to Kathy then. Like, you're on my back. And right. And that's why it doesn't land very well for us when Kyle says things like, oh, well, she's upset that I didn't jump on the I hate PK bandwagon. Because it's like, but you hold people to a different standard because you get very angry at people and you hold years-long grudges against people if they don't jump on your bandwagons. That's true. Yeah, that's a good point. And also, it's not that she, it's not that you didn't jump on, you did jump on the PK bandwagon. It's just the other side.

Like, you've had many scenes with Maricio talking about Dorete, getting PK's story about out there, about how Doreat's unstable and how she's won't give PK any visitation and all of the stuff that PKs wanted to get out. You're the reason that's out, because you sat there and had those scenes with Maricio and gotten them out there on purpose, Kyle. She's so, like, manipulative and gets everything in there that she wants to and then cries like a victim. Normally she cries like a victim when she's called out on something, but Doreet's not even calling her out.

That's what's crazy to me. It's like Kyle's just like she was expecting a fight and she wasn't getting a fight. So now she's just fighting with herself until she makes Doreet crazy, which works. And now she's like, what's the real reason for having this resentment towards me? Am I just a scapegoat because you're miserable in your life right now? Well, probably yes, actually. But also like you set the stage for you to be the scapegoat. Like you put the carrots out on the field for the for the scapegoat to come walk it up over to and munch on, you know?

So like, you know, it's like it's not coincidental that you're the scapegoat. So Kyle's like, Dreet, I don't want you to continuously look for the worst in me. When everyone has shared the same sentiment, you always focus on me. Like, what are you? Michael Myers in the franchise that I'm a star of. I mean, I have tried to be there for you. I have told you that I love you and your family. And I've even told your ex that as well. And I've supported you over and over again, just as I have P.K. Even more so, P.K., that's how supportive of a friend I am. And I've said nothing mean or negative to your face, only to P.K. about you. And I mean, I just made an observation that a lot of people here agreed with, but it was all coming from a place of love and perhaps a little jealousy and maybe some resentment. And if you want to continue to look for the negative in me all the time, then you don't have to be my friend. And with that, I put my tongue in the corner of my mouth. Not that I say, I do.

But you guys aren't friends, and you said it yourself multiple times. You're not friends with Doreet anymore. Last season, it was like, I barely even knew Doreet. What? I mean, she doesn't like the exercise, so we don't hang out. And then this year, you're like, well, we haven't talked to Doreet. Maybe Doreet and I can come to a better place if Doreet blop X, Y, Z. So you haven't been friends with Doreet for years.

So the fact that you're up here like, oh, then you don't have to be my friend. That's another thing. Like you're coming after her all year, pretending like you're coming from a place of friendship when you've said multiple times you're not even friends with Doreet. Yeah. That's the thing. So everyone's just watching this. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. No, you say, I think I've said it many times. I think Kyle is the one who poisoned this relationship when she got on that reunion stage and acted like she and Doreet, like Doreet was

cuckoo for Cocoa Buffs for thinking that they were ever close friends as opposed to just like work acquaintances. And that that ruined it. Yeah. So the table, first of all, the table's annoyed because it's another dinner. This trip sucks anyway. Let's face it. This has not been a good trip. It's been one of the worst of housewives. So they're all bored. They go to this final dinner and they have to listen to this again. So they're all just sitting there so bored and they're just watching them fight back and forth. And then Bose is like, well, that was a little cold, Kyle. And she's like, well, I don't need to be your friend. You know, because I have other amazing friends who like love me and I love them, Jamie Lee Curtis, for example. And like,

I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done fighting with you. I mean, the pit. That was a show called ER that I was on. I'm just saying, okay. And like, I do love you and I wish you the best. And, you know, Anthony Edwards, like, why couldn't we call him? And that's all I'm saying. Like, it's sad that you continue wanting to see the worst to be, even though that's all I'm showing you. So Kyle's like, friendship should not be this much work. I'm already fighting with a husband of 30 years, even though I just said that, um, a million times that we're having this mooseous divorce ever and we're kind of like the power gone for how people should separate. And I'm like trying to fight for that relationship. So you think I'm going to like work this hard

for a friend who doesn't appreciate me? No, I won't. Like, okay. She's like trying to throw in a thing there to be like, I'm also going through it, America. I'm trying to fight for that relationship with my husband. As you can see by the house I just bought in Nashville to bang my girlfriend. What are you talking about?

You're such a fucking liar, Camille. Are you fighting for that relationship? I don't think so. If anything, I mean, we all remember, what was it, last year, two years ago when he's like, Hey, love me and you want to go to the park? No, you're disgusting. Get away from me. Go away.

She's slow. I got a tattoo that says, fuck Mauricio, but not literally, of course. So she, like, pulls at her blazer and sits down, and she's like, case dismissed, you know. So, Doreen's like, you really believe that, don't you, coil? That I'm really looking for the worst in you. And she's like, no, I know it. I know it, Doree. I know it.

You know, you're well-guarded, a protective right now. And I don't know that you believe that Kyle truly cares about you because you seem very defensive. Well, yeah. Well, right. But do you not see that this group of friends here supports you? I mean, Natalie can't shut up down there. She just keeps on saying, Derreet, Derreet. I love to read.

God, Natalie, quiet down over there. But this makes me crazy. The Erica's like, well, you're being pretty defensive. You're at a dinner of, you're confronting her at a dinner of a dinner table full of people for like the third time. Of course she's going to be defensive. So she's like, We're supportive. And Doreet just is like,

uh, and Boz is like, uh, what support feels best for you? And she's like, well, they come straight to her face. That's what she just said.

So that's, that's what we did. She goes, I know, but that's not enough, right? That can't be enough. So what is it?

She's like, well, that's what she said many times all day today today. Come to me. Come to me. Come to me. Come to me.

This is, this is where Dereat, DeRee messes it up for herself, I think. Booz, you have showed me more support than everyone in this group, put two together.

I was like, I'm sorry, you can't say it. That isn't, that is rude. Bose has shown her total support, but like, I'm sorry. When she said that, I was like, oh, this is not good. This is about to blow up in her face. Yeah, I figured it would blow up in her face, but I didn't think it was that bad to say,

because Kyle and Kyle's been working against her the whole season, clearly in Erica's team Kyle and she's coming at her with Kyle with her nothing so well Eric's like wow wow and then Jericho's period so like you have a really bad memory

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