Watch What Crappens - #3343 RHOBH S15E20 Part 1: A Reunion For The Books

Episode Date: May 1, 2026

This is part one of twoThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion continues with Dorit and Kyle squabbling back and forth, but at least this time we get to finally see Jennifer Tilly’s dress in action! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to Watchword Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one and only glorious, spectacular Ronnie Carab. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Well, hello. How are you? Well, I'm just fabulous. I'm absolutely fabulous. Two days ago, we put our cabaret on sale. We're our first ever cabaret in New York City. And guess what? The first ever cabaret in New York City. And guess what? Friday show's already sold out. There are still tickets, I believe.

They're both sold out. What? I did not know that. Yeah. Well, sorry. How about that? But guess what? I didn't know what they said.

I didn't know this other one sold out. What? Yeah. Well, there was one ticket before I came on here. So I think it's get out. There's one ticket left. Yeah, we did it. Party.

So it's going to be super fun. That's New York, June 3rd, and 5th. So we'll see you guys over there. It is going to be. going to be both shows will be live streamed so you can get tickets for that still obviously over there and um we're so excited to come putting it all together yeah this is going to be fabulous it's going to be so much fun i'm so excited for this whole thing um yeah we're putting it together we just have to memorize a whole bunch of lyrics uh but whatever it's going to be a fun goofy time

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Coast time or 830 East Coast time. So join us for those things. Today, Beverly Hills, Reunion Part 2, more fighting. The big takeaway is, wow, Andy really cannot stand to read. We've We've known this for many years, and we talked about it last week. Wow, the way he had to con- He hates her. He hates her. He hates her. It's so evident.

And she sasses off to him and the way he bites his tongue. It's so funny. I love it. I mean, good for her. She should say he's just going to stand up for Kyle no matter what. So I loved it. She probably won't have a job for much longer, but whatever. I'm enjoying it.

So at least go down in flames, girl. That's what I say. Her eyes are about to pop out of her head, too. I mean, geez, things are about to roll across the stage. Yes. Indy! I can't even do it because I got botched Botox, so like this eye won't move at all. I've really got karma Botox because I've becoming wonky eye.

I'm becoming the wonky eye. I always make fun of Andy for, but anyway, her eyes, I can't even do it because of the Botox, but her eyes are just like popping all the like the wauka, Andy. angry or huga? Angry oruga? That's what I've got for you, Andy. That's the answer I've got for you. Yeah, she is really on one, but it is so fun watching

to retake Kyle to task. That's just deeply enjoyable for me. You know what else is super fun watching Kyle cry about her fucking fake divorce for the fourth year in a row. You are dating this country singer, ma'am. You are dating her. I do not want

to hear it from you. I don't want your Victim bullshit. You are dating that woman. You bought a house in Nashville. Stop with the law. If you don't want to talk about it, fine. Okay. We're not allowed to out whatever, whatever. We're not allowed to do that anymore. I don't even care if you're a gay or not. I'd prefer you weren't. But stop lying. Just stop. It's like the fourth year we have to watch Kyle pretend when she just bought a house to go live with this lady. Just go live in your house, Kyle. By the way, I just want to announce I am wearing a prominent collar on my shirt today in honor of Kyle Richards and her call. and her reunion look. So it's not in solidarity. It's just a, it actually is just really a coincidence, but I'm just going to make it sound like it was. That's true.

That's team Kyle. Well, let's go. No, okay. So here we are. Reunion Part 2. We pick up where we left off last week. Bose giving a man to the business about her business. Bose came out in Instagram, which she's pretty good at.

You know, when she gets in trouble on the show, she does an Instagram video looking just gorgeous and like, okay okay here's what happened watch this clip but here's what you really didn't understand which is why i'm correct so this one the first one was her you know saying that the pinocchio mask would be amanda where she was like okay i said it i cop to it but you know this one was about this business thing and how she never said she would lose money in her business but then they showed the clips of her saying she does lose money on the videos which we took as her saying, I do these videos, but that's not, who cares if I lose money?

Because that's not my whole business or something. But, you know, what she said on the show was I lose money. And then Amanda repeated it. And then she said, I never said that. So that was like a point of confusion last week. So Bose made a video. And she's like, well, if you'll notice, I said I'd lose money. I'd.

I didn't say I lose money. I said I would lose money on this thing, which still really doesn't make a time. of sense to me. But whatever. It's fun watching Bose argue even if I don't know what she's talking about. Like this episode. Where she's like, it's totally normal for a CMO to only be there for five minutes. That's just how it works in business. And Andy's like, is that true? Andy was trying to be respectful. They blame you for everything. They blame the CMO for everything. So like, I don't know, but I'm entertained. I think what you meant to say. But I'm entertained. But I'm entertained. Did I lose you, Ben?

I hope not. I'm always here with you, Ronnie. You can't hear me. Did you unplug your headphones? Did they come loose? Did you? Yes, I got so excited with my arm and pulled out my headphone and then I just thought you were not liking what I said. So you were just

being silent over there. I was like, geez, just blame the CMO. I think what those was... We're off to a killer start today. Go ahead. A killer start. What you said, you weren't sure what this meant when when both said I'd lose money she's saying I don't make the I don't make those videos because I'd lose money I would lose money if I made those videos I guess is what she's claiming she's clarifying it to be whatever it is the CMO thing I'm not familiar enough with

corporate America to know how accurate that is it didn't feel totally accurate that like a CMO would only be in there for like you know a few months or 18 months or whatever um We'll definitely have to, you know, cross-check that one. Jill Housel Baker is the chief marketing officer, CMO, and senior vice president of marketing at Uber. And she's had that job since 2015. That was one of Buzz's company. Marion Lee is the chief marketing officer at Netflix, appointed March 22. So she's been there since.

Just on Reddit. Both left. No, it's Google. It's good old fash. Fesh. just googled it while i was watching this because i was curious wow at those companies it's not normal but well it felt it does definitely felt curious so anyway um andy is suppose is clearing this up she's like i'm not a failure kitty and Amanda's like i didn't say you're a failure

she's like yes you did but it's not failing it's like no i didn't say it was failing i said it wasn't going well because you said you're losing money on it say well you are promoting your business and setting up your margins to be rich as fuck. Yeah. And that is, that is not my intention. Oh, all right, Bose, you said Amanda walked away from a cult just to build one herself. Amanda, what's your response? She's like, and Bose is like, I did not say that.

I did not say she walked away to build one herself. I'm saying she's a fucking idiot who built her own cult. That's it. So Amanda's like, well, I mean, one thing about a cult is that you lose. autonomy and you're controlled and isolated and encouraged to not think for yourself, but my business is the polar opposite. You're encouraged, I encourage women to think for themselves and not do what they're told to do by their husbands or their fathers or the church. And Erica's like, what's it in mind?

No, honey, you encourage women to all think the same way about how to manage their money. And Amanda's like, no, but I get the idea of manifesting money is very small, minded. It's only one tiny slice of the whole thing. They're like, but it's all that you talk about is how to make money. Yeah, that's like, I thought that's like what you did, like manifesting money. Like, are you saying like, that's a lot? Like, I'm dead. I'm dead. Like, are you okay? Like, do you even know what you're talking about right now? It's all you talk about all the time, making money. And Amanda's like, well, praise God for it. I mean, look, again, I don't, I don't get the pile on about Amanda. Like, you think her business is stupid. I think her business is

stupid. I think it's crazy. I think it's nuts that people pay thousands of dollars for somebody to tell them how to manifest. But it's not because I don't believe in manifesting at all. I do to a degree. And you know why? Because I've been reading about it pretty much for free for my entire life because this information is already out there and has been popular for a very long time. It's called the secret people. Okay. I mean, and I'm madifested something that. I manifested something just today. I was like, someone should shut down Spirit Airlines. And guess what? Spirit Airlines. lines shutting down. They did?

Oh, wow. Yeah, it's going down. Were people sick of sitting on bicycle seats and leaning up against a wall to fly? Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. It's like a firing range that network. I mean, that plane.

Like sit here, strapped in and wait. Someone will be by to shoot you soon. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. Yeah, I don't get it. Like, she's manifesting. cares. I think if they were really being honest, they would say you're tricking people because manifesting is stupid. That's what they really should say. I don't know why they have not been able

to just say, we think that you are a crook because you're forcing, you're getting, you're telling people to pay you $1,500 or $3,000 to take a class where the gist is like if you, if you pray on it, it will come. And it's just that just feels like, crockery. It's not even praying on it. It's manifesting. You just think really hard about it. It will come. It feels it feels like a full-on con game. Okay. Yes, we all I mean, we like to think like, oh my God, I'm manifesting it. And I'm not going to discredit it from people who believe in it. But also do you need to spend $3,000 to learn how to manifest. That just seems outrageous. Yeah, that's the thing. But listen, if there's a sucker willing to pay it, then, you know, pay it. You know, what are you going to do? Well, what are you going to do? Why you and do? Why you and do? But yeah, especially when you've got Erica, like, well, that's a very thin lot. Erica, you actually, like, your husband actually ripped off so many people.

So for you to be, and that's all the money that you've been living on since we've been watching you. So for you to be like, oh, really? Where'd you get your money? Really, Erica? You just, Marco, Marco. Look up the Marco Marco Marco case. Get out of here, Erica. So Amanda is asked if she is writing her book or if she's finished with her book.

And she's like, no, I just finished writing chapter six last week. So it's pretty good. You know, AI is taking longer and longer. I know. I know. For someone who was, like, bragging about how she was like, she's like, she's like, oh, yeah, I'm just going to write right now. I mean, it's been a long time.

You've only written sixth chapters since then. So, and he's like, all right, and Italy's sudden had an issue with Dorete doing a deep dive on Amanda's history. But Sutton, you earned the nickname Fancy Drew for your tendency to deep dive into other people's lives. Is that hypocritical? Well, okay, it doesn't count if you do a deep dive on poor people. You have to to make sure you're safe. So I regret the insinuation that I'm doing deep dives on fellow wealthy people. Which lives did I deep dive on exactly?

Are you fucking kidding me, Sutton? Give me a fucking break. We all I watched this season. We brought up you did that. deep dive but reading an article and a newspaper about me. We all saw it. Yeah. You read every line of a newspaper article.

You got beyond Word 230. Okay. So that's like kind of a deep dive for us. Like I read the LA Times. That's all I did. There's nothing deep dive about it. You know, they're like, wow. Did you follow the continued on page six?

I did. It's a deep dive. It's a deep dive. Why don't you stop investigating? me. So Sutton's like, we were all asked to read the same article, and I didn't do any more diving than that. So I think that's interesting because basically she's making it sound like production was like, okay, everybody, get up. The LA Times has written an article. You all need to read it. And Sudden's the only one he read it. She's the only one who did her homework for that day. She's like, um, so Sutton's like, you know, it's just, oh, we get a flashback to her talking about that. We come back to the present and Sutton is like, yeah, we're all asked to read this. Okay. Can I see? say something.

Sutton, do you remember that you said you were going to do a deep dive in Amanda and sign up for her courses? I still want to say something. No, I don't. Can I say something? Shut up. And we see the clip of Sutton saying, I don't see how she made this business that makes that money. Like, I don't get it. And I'm going to take her classes.

I won't see how it works. I won't see what people are signing up for. My expectation is to make $500,000 a month. Well, you're already doing that. Pretty much. What are you going to get another divorce? You're already bringing in three. Wouldn't be so hard as Sutton to double.

How would you do that? God, I want rich people to teach me. How do you do it? Just teach me. Okay, question. Am I also making it up that you told me, Sutton, that Amanda took out $2 million loans just before filming and possibly $2,000,000 and was seen at the big lots a year ago?

I just want to know. Did you or did you not? See, Amanda? Following around, a poor innocent woman in a target, what, $30,000 in her purse? Did you or did you not? Is it true that Amanda was walking around injecting PK with diabetes? Is that not true? Did you not discover that?

Diabetes! So Amanda's like, huh? I would never. And Dereat's like, that's a pretty deep dove, Sutton, it's a deep dove. So where they're talking about the $2 million loan. I don't think it's crazy that someone takes... She just bought a house. Is that nuts?

To like mortgage her house? I don't know what the loan was for, but Sutton claims she did not do a deep dive. Someone brought her that information. Someone that she said, hey, do a deep dive for me. Can you bring me this information? Thanks. And Amanda goes, I don't have any loans. And Erica says, whatever.

I'd love to take out a $2 million loan. We know. It's going to take a little more than that. Multiply that by 12.5. Amanda's like, Hi, guys, this is like still my package. Can we like get back to me, please? Unlike just El Bryant, I actually have a package somehow.

I was like, guys, Amanda just said, excuse me, this is my package. Oh my God, just talking like a pro. What's up package? Oh, God, Rachel. Amanda, what was your reaction to Erica asking chat GPT about you? She's like, it bothered me, because we know chat gbt pulls from reddit and we all have horrible things about us on reddit and he's like

whoa it pulls from everything actually yeah it's not just redd okay i'm gonna be a little bit of a chat gpt defender right now yeah but like red it's like the mean one it's like okay boz you looked up your own chat gpt and it gave a very flattering response and we see a flashback of boz being like Bosma, St. John, invented every business, and it also is credited with discovering the wheel. And Andy's like, well, when Amanda asked chat GPT about you brought up skepticism by your short 10 years of major corporations, what's your response that? Well, first of all, I don't know what kind of reviews she's reading about me, but you seem to think you were reading bad reviews. You seem to think I was reading bad reviews of Amanda Francis. That's not what I was searching.

I was reading just anything to find out what she does. and it just so happens that everyone thinks she's a fraud. And that's it. That's all. It was not bad reviews. Just statements of fact. And by the way, CMOs, we have the CMO class. We have short tenures.

We're like a rainbow. You see us and we're beautiful and we shine, but then we go away. Brigadoon wouldn't be Brigadoon if it came back every 30 minutes. Am I right? In most companies, Chief Marketing Officer, CMO stands for Chief Marketing. Oh, she's already gone. She's already gone. Chief Missing Officer.

Like, where was she? We're very fast. Chief Marketing. Oh, what are you looking for her for? She was only supposed to be here for two weeks. Chief, ma'am, do you know where the officer is? You go in for a specific mission. You complete the mission and you move.

And Doreet's like, yes, yes, and my experience is smooth. This is very true. Very, very true. The CMO for Beverly Beach. only lasted a good two months. Coincidentally, that's how long the company lasted as well. But either way, the point remains, unlike the company. The point is Bacoonies.

So Bose, Andy's like, wait a minute, it's a short, tenure job. I mean, it's not meant to be for a long period of time. Well, it's intended to be for a long time. But what happens is when a company is blamed for being a failure or issues with stock, it ends up falling on the CMO out, so that hurt. Not hard. So you're only supposed to be there for, they're only, so what are you saying? CMOs are only supposed to be short term.

No, they're supposed to be long term. Bose, come on. Stick with it. Come up with something and just stick with it. So AdWeek says that the most recent data puts average CMO 10 years at 4.1 years amongst SMP 500 companies. and then it's a few things worth knowing about that number, according to the internet. It's shorter than most peers, but not as dire as the headline suggests.

So the dramatic 18-month CMO narrative that circulates is misleading. Tenure has actually hovered around four years since 2022, and CMO tenure still trails the C-suite average of 4.9 years and is lower than the most common C-suite roles, yet higher than operating chief sustainability and chief diversity officers. So that's according to the internet, everyone. I'll tell you what, the internet just taught me. That's a dog eat dog world.

This dog eat dog world. Hey, why's that dog eating that dog? Don't y'all got dog food? Come on. Dog food's cheaper than dogs. A dog is $2,000 these days, minimum. Dog food's five. Come on.

Just bringing in Brittany. Okay, let me tell you all about CMOs. Okay. So CMOs, that's chief mom in charge. Okay, okay, okay. I'm the cheap mom. Okay, who wants some dip? Yeah, I mean, look, I don't have a real job, so I'm not really into, I mean, look, everybody read this stuff about Bose if you did any kind of research at first, because that is the rumor about her. Like, she always has these short-term jobs, like, what's up with this lady? I mean, I'm not really into big at going for people. Like, she has an incredible resume. So that's why I say. That pretty much speaks for itself. So I'm not really going to go here. I think she's just kind of opening this up herself by coming for Amanda's business.

And that's where all of this is coming from is her, you know, kind of making fun of Amanda behind her back, well, onto her face and just saying she's a cult leader and blah, blah, blah. So she's opening, which I don't think she's necessarily wrong either, but she's opening herself up to this line of questioning and then acting like, how dare you? How dare you come for my business? Well, you're coming for hers.

That's the whole point. I think, I think the CMO stuff, She's opening it up by saying like, well, you know, everyone knows. The CMO only lasts about three weeks. Like it's like, maybe not. I think she could have just said like, you know, the companies I was at, like what I was needed for were short-term things. It was an unstable, you know, unstable time, et cetera. Yeah, I don't, whatever, whatever it was.

I still think she has, she should come for Amanda for her business. Because I do think that there's some, there's something of something fishy with Amanda. business is. I just, I feel like there's some, I don't know, I just, I think like, you know, duping people into spending several thousand dollars to learn how to manifest just feels untoward. And, um, yeah, I agree. I do think, but I do think I'm a hundred percent in agreement with you, which is that I feel like Bose seems like a very smart and capable person. And, um, uh, yeah, like the rumors, the rumors around town are she's smart, but she's when she, takes these jobs, she's sort of like all about like self-promotion.

But I don't know, I like Bose a lot and I think she's bright. And I think that, I think Bose is the only one of this entire cast. He seems to have like real world experience working in like an office and like working in corporate America. And so that's why I think like for her, she's like, like, what the fuck? Like here you have like Amanda who's like, I have no background. I've got no training. I just decided to say, hey, I'm manifesting.

and pay me money, I'll teach you how to manifest too. She's just like no real world business experience and just like acting like she actually... She's not actually saying she has real world business experience. She says she has a relationship with the spiritual side of business. Is that what she said earlier? So I can just like, whatever it was, I am just totally with Bose being like, what the fuck is this girl talking about?

Yeah. So Kyle's like, well, why are we saying anything that would hurt anybody's business? And tweet says, well, you opened the door for that, didn't you coil? We should all be supporting each other's businesses. Really? Really? You weren't at my book launch, photo launch. The photo of the book launch. But like, what business did she not support to read?

I mean, cuckoo for Cocoa Puff's over here, am I right? The only business venture that I've had since renovation five years? Um, hold on. Excuse me. I'm sorry. I have things to say. There was Bucotepepo. your bathing suits. There's nothing really more beyond that. And I think those are enough, by the way. Kyle has a little bit of a point here.

She did go to that Bucco to Beppo room. And we saw her. This was during the Bangs era. Kyle. That was years ago. I know. But like, she had to go to Bucco and Beppo and pretend like this Capri room was something special.

It's like, wow. Feels like Italy in here. Doree. Good job. Yeah, but they all had to sit through Halloween to see Kyle's five seconds, too. So, I mean, at least Bucca to Peppo. you got carbs.

Well, I agree. I think they've actually supported Kyle's business ventures way more than Kyle's has supported their stupid things. They all had to also go watch Kyle's fashion show. And in fact, not only did DeRite help with Kyle's fashion show, well, not only did they go to the fashion show, but DeReed actually went and gave like advice how to improve it because it was so crappy. Yeah, her caftam, her caftan fashion show.

So, Dorete is like, oh, well, you have to go back 10 years, Coyle. It's called History to Read, which you might know if you ever read. Okay, I don't read. Okay, I'm not even going to go down that. We all know that I don't read. I'm talking about within this decade, coil. It's called History to Read. I've been supportive except for one fucking thing to read.

One fucking thing. How dare you? My first business venture in years, so don't sit here and say, we should all be supporting each other's businesses because you don't. You do, won't. I think, I mean, it is, it is not a great look for Kyle to say we should all be supporting each other's businesses, even though she has supported it in the past. Like, you're actively prosecuting. Like, the issue up for grabs here is that you did not go to the stupid book thing.

So, like, you are setting yourself up for failure by, like, making that announcement. And Doree, her angle should be not like, this is my first one in years. She should say, this has been my first business venture since I've been standing on my own. and you're so concerned about like the power that P.K. has over me and I shouldn't be saying this and I shouldn't be saying that because P.K. will punish me financially. And here I have a chance to stand up and become financially independent and you don't even show up. Like that's what Doree should have been saying. Yeah. And then Kyle instead of saying anything good, it's like, it wasn't even a book launch. There's no book. It was a picture. Listen, you open that fucking door, Kyle. You opened it. And Carl whips out her phone. She's like, oh, really? Really? Well, Listen to this. I sent a text. And I said, I'm so sorry.

I'm not going to make it tonight, but I'm exhausted. I'm overwhelmed, and I've been up since 2 a.m. We need a talk still, and I hope that happens sometime soon, but I know you are as VP'd yesterday, the wedding, so I hope to see you there.

Good luck, because P.K. will be there too. Okay, good luck tonight. And then you wrote, I get it, no worries. Thank you for all the well witches, and take care of yourself. We'll talk another time. I'll see you at a wedding.

Oh, okay. So now it's okay to bring out each other's texts and read them on TV, because you've been mad at Doreen about that for like three years now. So. Not because she did it first. That's what she would say to that. So she's like, well, you seem fine with that until you spoke with Bose. And it's like, okay.

Doreet, did Kyle misread your tone in that text? Oh, yes. Yes, yes, she did. There was not even a British accent. Kyle's like, well, how about you go back and like, look when Bose told you like, Kyle should have been there. And then all of a sudden you said, and then Kyle does a perfect Dorek goes, Absolutely.

Commercials, here comes one right now. And we do see this with Doreet telling Bose, Do not believe that Kyle, do you still, do not still believe that Coyle had good intentions when she kept saying she's going to see her. And Bose is like, well, I mean, the evidence is pointing to not really. And so then Doreet in the present is saying,

Well, Coyle, you know what I genuinely felt about that text you sent. I thought, wow. Wow. Okay. Okay. Wow. So you're like, full of shit then? Like your, like, your text back to me was not genuine when he said, thank you.

I said, it's called being polite, Kyle. It's like, oh, okay. Mm-hmm. Or you're being a fake friend. I'm like, no, Kyle. She was just being polite because she knew if she went off on you on text, you'd turn it into a whole big deal. Yes.

I'm not going to best. anyone to come and support me. I was hoit. I was hoint, Kyle. Oh, it's like you shitted. It's like you shifted. You shitted. It's like you shifted when you realized like, oh, good. I can make Kyle look like an asshole. Kyle, you're not going to her book launch thing. You are making yourself look like an asshole. You did this to yourself. All you had to do is show up and be like, I hate you, but I'm still glad you're successful. Maybe we'll be your friends again one day. Bye. Yeah. I feel like this all the time, Kyle. I don't want to. I don't want to go.

I'm tired. I don't feel like it. And I still fucking show up. Five hours late. Yes. But still, I show up. Yeah. It's like, I'm so sick and tired of the jealousy of my friendship with these two, Bose and Rachel, who is much more friendly with me than with you.

Let's be honest. I'm basically Jennifer Gardner now. And you just cannot accept that. And you know what? Your jealousy is seething out of your pores. Seathing. So, Kyle's just laughing. Ha ha ha ha ha, really?

She's looking at Erica and Sutton for backup. And Doree's like, you really cannot help but take a swipe in my relationships. She's like, I'm not taking a swipe. You are. Every chance you get, Kyle. Okay, so how is she taking swipes, Doree, to please explain? Coyle, you suggesting that I'm being influenced by booze who somehow has wound me up. In your head, it's in your mind, Kyle.

It's in your mind. You project so much. Like, how did this get, like, turned around? Like, you will not acknowledge how I've supported you in the past. Everything in the past. I will talk about the past. Okay, I'm going to talk about the past. Oh, you want to go back 10 years?

Yes, well, yeah, of course, I'm going to go back to a little house in the prairie. There, I'll do it. I've been an actress all this time. How about that? But I'm going back to our history, okay? Our friendship. Well, I'm going back as far as I can because anything too far as like a deep dive. Right, sudden.

Hi-five. Hi-five. Okay, never mind. What about your fake accent? I defended that. Remember that? I only voted your fake accent. She's like, oh, really, you're enjoying making me look boot right now.

Remember dropping off the dog, Lucy Lucy Apple Juice? Oh, please. You practically forced her into that to get Vanderpump, to get the, listen to how Kyle is rewriting history. As if you didn't force that shit on air to get rid of Vanderpump, Kyle. So, Doret goes, Doret actually winds up laying a great trap for Kyle. She goes, nine years ago, I'm talking about the last two years, Kyle. She goes, well, the past two years where we haven't even been friends. And that's exactly it, Kyle.

Stop saying that we are friends. And I was like, oh, that was actually great. Because that's, Kyle admitted, we were not friends. And Kyle keeps on saying like, but we're friends, we're friends, we're friends. I'm such a good friend to you. I'm such a good friend to you. I'm such a good friend to you. And she's like, but we're not friends.

I love that because she called, Doreet said that line. And it was like a matlock where they finally, like, trick the killer into revealing themselves. And the whole jury's like, well, that's it. I don't know if it's that he wears a white suit every damn case. but God, he did it again. Mm-hmm. So, um, Kyle is like, well, you haven't shown up for me in two years. Your rights don't match your actions, Kyle.

We're just going to keep going around in circles and circles and circles. So Kyle's like, no, no, we're not going to go around in circles, but I am going to bring up the same point again three more times in a circular matter. People make fun of your accent. I'm always there to stand up for your accent. So what are you? We're not going to go back 10 years, Carl. And so, uh, Kyle's like, be quiet for a second.

Be quiet. I'm not going to be quiet, Kyle. It's like, please, can you shut her up Andy? He's like, no, I can't. I've reached the limits of my powers. Sounds like, that is impossible. Shutting up, Doreet, okay? I defended your fake accent.

I defended you with Lucy Apple Juicy. I defended you with the burglary. Oh. That was pretty low, Kyle. Especially as someone who's also had 10 burglaries in the past couple of years. I'm surprised that Doreet didn't jump on that. Well, not really. surprised because who needs that brought up again.

People in insurance might be watching this show. I have a surprise that Doreet did not have a reaction to her saying I defended you with the burglary because the burglary was like real deal trauma for Doreet, you know, and you're talking about like fake accent and you're lumping that in with like a fake accent situation. And like you're actually looking for brownie points for doing like really the bare minimum thing that you would do for a friend, which is that like they were just burgled and they're traumatized and they were held at gunpoint. and their kids were in the house.

And you're like, I supported you in that moment. Like, oh, wow, congratulations. Of course you did. Like, how could you be a monster not to? You're such a good, I sat by the window and pretended to cry for that to read. Do you remember that when she sat by her front window and just looked at the window crying? And Sutton came over. She said, what?

People die every day. Anyway, I have a designer who's stuck in customs. So Amanda's cracking up. She's loving this. And Rachel's trying not to laugh to because they're being so ridiculous. And Andy's like, hold on, hold on. We need to wrap up Amanda's segment. Oh, God, we were talking about Amanda still?

Geez, everybody had your wallet. Derreet, you got a lot of heat for how you responded to Amanda at Rachel's dinner party. Face from Tune says, horrible look for Doreet, regardless of how you feel about Amanda. She just told you it's the anniversary of her son's death. Why did you have to push a stupid argument with her? Yeah. He's like, did you, like, when you saw what she actually said, what was your reaction? Well, gee, I think she had an opinion about something that's not fair for her to have an opinion about, especially quite frankly, not knowing me or PK. Like to read, when you look that footage, you have to admit, Amanda was not riding hard on this point. She was just offering up something casual. It was not that deep and it was not that insulting. Yeah, it wasn't. She should have just.

said I was led to believe that this girl was talking a lot more shit about me than she was. I think Doreet looks stupid in that argument. Yeah, I agree too. And if someone says, my son died, can we not talk about this? All you do is you say, I'm so sorry, and you back off and you shut up. That's it. Whether or not you think they're using it for, you know, audience pity or whatever you think that they're trying to do, you just say, okay, that is a victim card that can be played

at any moment, okay? blame it on Kyle. Find a way to blame it on Kyle. Come on. You know how to do this. So Amanda's like, well, when I saw it, I was relieved because all summer I was concerned I'd said something horrible. Like my husband makes more money than me. Ew, gross. And then, but then I saw it and I was like, no, it's just as I remembered it. And I was like, yeah, I wasn't sitting around harboring something bad against her or expressing some really strong opinion. And Sutton's like, but you did have an opinion on it. Yeah, we know certain. She didn't. Yeah, we know Sutton because you were the one who kept bringing it up. And then right when she had a response, you would run to Kyle and Tattletale. We know Sutton. Yeah.

Yeah, we know. So Amanda's like, yeah, but like you went and told DeRee and that you didn't agree with this. But Kyle knew how I felt because I told Kyle, Kyle, this is how I agree. This is how I feel. Okay. I feel this way. How can I become better friends with Kyle? Do you think that I could become Kyle's?

best friend, since you and Kyle are fighting, can I take your place? Can I just be called New Doreet now? Is that okay with everyone? I said all those things. That's exactly what I was about to say. And so it's like, yeah, all you have to say is, that's my opinion, okay? You know, it's a housewives, it's a housewives meme. Look at the housewives memes.

It comes up. It's a crazy lady. Possum. Possum on a dumpster. That's my opinion. Come on. It's like, that's all you had to say, Amanda. She's like, but I didn't remember saying it.

I was very confused. anyway, attract on, because you simply didn't want to adruce it. And so Eric is like, but like, that was never the point, okay? It's okay, can I just say this? Like, she was never trying to, like,

harbour any strong opinions. It was never the point of anything. And it's like, thank you. So Kyle is like, um, she's like, you know, very, feeling very satisfied. And Rachel goes, guys, can I weigh in on something? What bothered me the most about what happened that night at my

house when the lights went out? was that as much as it was about what happened at the table, I had more of an issue with what happened before the tables. Remember that? Because Doree came in, excited about her book. And then Amanda was like, you use a ghost writer. And that was like, not cool. Like, are you okay?

We see the flashback to her saying, So that's like a ghost rider. I just sat down in row. Oh. And Amanda's like, and I want to apologize for that. And Jereet's like, how dear you? She's got this look on her face. Like, accuse me of you.

I mean, I do use a ghost author, but still, how dear you? And Rachel's like, yeah, you're like, you didn't write your book. And then you were like, oh my God, I just said to end and wrote my book. Like, you have to like one up all the time. It's not nice. It doesn't make you look better. She's like, but I wasn't trying to one up. I know.

That's why I'm telling you. So you can stop looking stupid. Oh my God, you know it's so funny. I'm going to tell you something now also. Just like a little bit better what you just told me about wanting up. So you're doing it again. I don't even know what you're going to say if you're already doing it. Oh my God.

That's so funny. I know I'm doing it again. I'm going to do it like one more time than you just did it again. That's like literally not even making sense. You're just one-uping nothing right now. All right. We're closing for lunch. Amanda, what's the biggest thing you've learned about yourself this season?

Nobody cares. Let's go to lunch. Okay. I was like, wait, but I wanted to say I really like. the hearts of the ladies and I can't wait to be on another season. That's not gonna happen. Okay. You're lying because they have no hearts. Okay, lunchtime, get me a seizure salad. So now people are breaking for lunch and we see a SUV pulling up to the studio lot.

And this is really funny because it's basically a study in the difference between Jennifer Tilly and Kathy Hilton. So Jennifer Tilly pulls up and two producers or whoever comes, come to her car and she's like, oh, hi. And they're like, hi. And they all hug. And it's like, so good to see you. I'm so glad to be here. And she just walks inside. And then the same producers go to Kathy's car. And Kathy's like, oh, God, hold on, stay right there. Take this and this. And this. It's a tricycle. You never know if you're going to see a kid. Okay. Go ahead. Take this as a little monkey. Michael Jackson used to own that. It used to be his pet. Very cute. Terrible what happened to never land. I own half of it. It's in my basement. Take this. Take this. She just starts bringing

like everything out of this giant truck and handing them to production. At a certain point, someone at the Kathy Hilton estate has to start investing in this new thing called boxes. And you put everything in one box. And then that way, when you transport everything, you just hand over one big box with everything in it rather than these piecemeal, this bag and this bag and here's a fan and here's some other stuff. God, wait, even fast forward your dream and let them find bags. Lo. Bugs.

They're like boxes, but they're soft and they have handles. But this is the, this is definitely the wealthy person flex is just showing up with a whole bunch of stuff and making other people carry it for you. Yes. Just random ass people carrying stuff. So now Kathy's in her trailer and she's getting her makeup done. and Jennifer walks in, still sort of in her street clothes. But her hair's done. And Jennifer's like, oh, look, how gorgeous?

Is this your birthday? And Kathy's like, are you not wearing a jewelry today? She's like, this isn't my outfit. I'm wearing my boots. She said like her PJs. She's like, yeah, what am I going to wear combat boots to a reunion? Come on, Kathy. So now Jennifer's getting her dress kind of unzipped because she can't walk in her dress.

and this is her already famous Jennifer face dress made by Balmain. Yes. So she's coming to the stage. She's like, It's important to be ambulatory. And Andy's like in the middle of taking a selfie next to the car. He's like, yeah, putting this on grinder. And then he's like, oh my God, Jennifer Chili, wow.

So she can barely sit up straight, which is really funny because the dress is so tight. Well, it's a combination of the dress being tight, but also she says that like in a little bit that when she sits, her face gets all crumpled up like the monster in the substance. And it's actually really true. If you really look at that dress when she sits, it's like, it's like an eyeball and like half of a lip. So Kathy, what inspired your wardrobe? She's dressed silver. She's just silver, silver, silver, silver, silver purse, silver, silver, silver. She's like, well, I actually had a last minute change.

because I went on a jello diet. And he's like, what's the jello diet? Yo, Oprah Winfrey and Michelle Obama. They've done it. Basically, it's jello, baking soda, vinegar, and human piss. But it completely messed up my system. And I lost two pounds on the first day. But then I got bloated.

And it turns out they lied to me. And it was IA. It was IA lied to me. Internal Affairs lied to you? They did. Richard Gere came to my house. and said, listen here, Tubby, drink some baking soda. And I did it.

I did it. I love the fact that she basically made a middle school science experiment with baking soda and vinegar. She's like, I made a volcano and I had to sip it. Pick me up and boom. I'm fifth grade, fifth grade project. Yeah, I don't know what she did. It sounds like did she stumble upon some sort of AI slop article that recommended this diet? Because she's like, you don't go on Facebook anymore.

So I don't think you understand how bad Facebook has gotten. And I think that the older generation is still on Facebook all the time. And they're believing all this crazy stuff. Facebook is now only AI article. They're all lies. They print the most lies. And they're all verifiably false, but people don't even care anymore. They just believe everything they say.

And I think Kathy's one of those. She saw Oprah talking about it. And she's like, that's it. I'm doing it. It works for Oprah. She goes, well, and then. there's an AI version of Dr. Ross who's doing it too. He's like, oh, wow.

Well, one of the great minds. Kathy, I loved your fantasy about the statue of David. Any other works? And why are you like to take a stroll with? Because, of course, we see like a video of Kathy mentioning that she thinks David is hot. Of course, like, this is what Andy is going to focus on of everything. And she's like, um, I'd take a stroll with Mr. Pontavecchio. And they're like, Pontavecchio.

You mean like the bridge, like literally. By the way, what is like a cum gutter? By the way, I don't not believe that Rachel does not know what that is. Rachel, you work in fashion, you're surrounded by gay men. You know what a cum gutter is. I didn't know what a cum gutter was. I'd never heard of that. And I'll never have one.

So, I'm going to less this my belly button. But I guess that would be more like a cum pot hole. That's disgusting. But anyway, Erica's like, Andy's got them. They have the two lines right here. He's like, yeah, it's the two lines right. Come on, come on. And Kathy's like,

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