Watch What Crappens - #3347 RHOA S17E05 Part Two: Texas Read ‘Em

Episode Date: May 4, 2026

This is part 2 of 2The Real Housewives of Atlanta heads to Texas where Kelli and Shamea get stuck in an allegedly dirty house and nearly miss all the action as Pinky and Angela engage in an iconic war of words.Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to watch our crap and the podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So Angela checks in on Kelly and Shemilla. And she's like, are you guys okay? They're like, no, we're not okay.

And she goes, well, I'm just really trying to come spend time with you. What? As they're dipping their feet into the pool, they're sitting there out. the side of the pool. We are not okay and this hell all dipping our feet in a beautiful pool. And she says, well, you know, I thought when she said that they were, there's going to be two people that are really close. I knew she was talking about you guys because you guys are inseparable. And, um, yeah. And so Kelly's like, huh? She was like, I can't hear you. She's like, I'm just like, I mean, I feel the, I mean, I feel the love like, you guys don't feel the love.

between you two. She's like, you don't feel the love from anybody else? She's like, no. Don't you feel that? Don't you feel close like to Drew? Or I guess Jamia is that saying that? And Angel's like, no, no. And they're like, well, what about fricking frack? They're basically saying like, there are other people who are like super close, not just us. And Angel's like, well, and then Kelly goes, well, freaking frack is whack. And usually goes, from your mouth, not mine. At which point they know that Angel is going to go immediately and tell the other women that they just had freaking fricking Frick and frack is whack. Yeah.

And Kelly, it's like, I don't care. I don't care who's frick or frack. They're both whack. And they both should be in the pool house because they have equal amounts of whackness. Because Porsche is wacky. And that girl had a man sitting at the head of the table at her ex-husband's house. And Fadra, you know, I love her, but she's just trying to be with her whack friend. And she knows her friend is whack.

And by the way, in case you're not laughing yet, let me, let me lift a cup up right to the camera and sip on it. Okay. The cupwork is too much. She's got to stop with the cup work. Now she does it in every scene at all time. She's holding a solo cup the whole time now. She's like, yeah, let's settle down. We get it.

You're hilarious. Okay, you're drinking after every line is really funny. Marisol Patton, more like Maris Small Patton. That's what we can call her. Hey, that was a Marisol joke. I have to say, I had a really good point. You know what? It's so funny.

I had such a good point about this. and it is completely vanished from my brain. Was it about solo cups? It was not enough solo cups. But I will say, I don't feel like Kelly has any beef with Fadra, but she has to now commit to her rhyme of frick and fricking frack as whack

because she just sort of said it on the spot. And so now it's like, but what about Fadra? What's wrong with Fadra? She's like, well, she supports Portia so that makes her whack also. Like, you don't actually believe she's whack. You just had a really good rhyme.

And she's still going. You have to ride with it. Yeah. Because Angela's like, you know, everybody can stand on their own. And Kelly's like, well, I'm definitely going to talk my talk. And absolutely, I said, frickin' frack is whack. Okay, I'm going to say it until someone makes a gift out of it. Now, I'm going to sit in this in Chachaw's bed tonight.

And they show us a shot of the little dog. They're like, oh, my God, not the dog bed. And she's like, I know Angela is going to run in Charles's shoes and run back to that big house and tell everybody exactly what we said like this. Boom, boom, boom. Wait, I'm sorry. She's, you know, her knees aren't very good, so she's going to do it like this. Chunk.

Chunk. Okay. All right, Shucky Green. Let's wrap it up over there, Kelly. Hold on. Hold on. Let's get that hook. Cup, I've got a cop.

So in summary, Horsha and frickin' frack is whack. Okay, that's two gifts for you, America. So now at Poolhouse, Shamiah calls Gerald. And he's like, how's it going? She's like, oh, my God. So you know how I thought we had like a really nice house, right? Which is like a nice.

And the house is nice. It's nice. There's like, I think a ghost who's haunting it, but it's nice. And then there's an outhouse and then like a guest house area. And they put me and Kelly over here. And babe, let me just show you what it looks like. And she shows him. And she's like, look, here's this staying on Kelly's bed.

And he's like, okay. And she's like, and look at this dirty sink. He's like, okay. And look, there's ceiling fan dust. There's dust on the ceiling fan. He's like, okay. It's like dirty toilet seat, and it looks like there's a spot of like toilet bowl cleaner on the seat or something. And she's like, oh, you call this the house of faith, Casa de Fay?

Well, I have faith that these rooms are going to get cleaned at some point. Kelly's like, hold on. I'll help you. I have faith that these rooms are going to get cleaned. that someone is such a strange threat. Why not? You call this House of Bates? How about House of Filth?

Or alternately, House of Fail or something? Yeah. I'm for hire, guys. I'm for hire. So far, both better than frick and fricking frack is whack. I'll tell you that much.

He does not care, by the way. Gerald is like, do you have anything else to tell me? She's like, no, but also look at the sink. And he's like, it's a sink. She's like, goodbye, Gerald. Goodbye. Okay.

And Kelly said, pool house. It's an outhouse. It's an outhouse. Okay, well, it's a pool house. It's an outhouse. It's a dog house. It's a friend's house. She definitely put us in the outhouse.

I think this was her, is this, Nutbush City Limits? Is that what she was doing? Is that what that was? Oh, I don't know. My Tina Turner Dar was going off there. I think that's how Nut Bush City Limits starts. Oh, House, Out House.

Dog House. It's a house. Thanks for saving that. In the words of Tina Turner also, we don't mean on all the hero. I'm your private poolhouse. Pool house for money. I'll leave things where you want them to be.

So Porsche and Pinky sit down because it's time for dinner. And Portia's like, you went over there and checked on the girls. How are they? Pinky's like, well, first of all, I went over there. We know that. We've covered that, Pinky. And the problem is, somebody didn't clean it. And they didn't even change their clothes.

So they're not going to even try to come to dinner. And Portia's like, what do you mean? And then we see Kelly and Shimea just still sitting by the pool. And Pinky's like, they didn't change their clothes. They don't want to come back. She goes, oh, so they're not coming to dinner? She's like, no, Kay is skipping dinner too because she didn't get her makeup done. And Portia's like, wait, what?

So now Fager comes out. And Portia's like, wait a minute, they're doing. Kay skipping dinner because Shemua is skipping dinner and Kelly's skipping dinner. And Pinky's like, first of all, Kay is skipping dinner. I said that already. I know. I know. I think, I mean, this, we, I think we all know what this is really about, which is that

they are feeling excluded because they're not in the main house with all, like, the main people. And so it's not about that the pool house is dirty. It's that they feel somehow, like, lesser than. Maybe they feel like, you know, they've already had a season under the, belt. They shouldn't be off in Timbuktu in their mind. So I kind of feel like them feeling like the house is really, really dirty is sort of their way of like propping themselves up a little bit to be like, no, we're not the, we're not like the runts of this cast. We are actually, we have very high standards.

If anything, we should be not only just in the main house in, in like, in the best part of the main house, you know, it's sort of like a way to. I can see like, right. To like, to like, to like read their Their egos are hurt, basically. Yeah, I can see that. And I will also give them this. It is weird that Cynthia was like, okay, everybody gets to choose their rooms except you guys who get the shit room. That is kind of weird. Why don't you just let everybody choose their rooms if they're going to do it?

It's kind of bizarre. It's like, I don't want people to get hurt feelings over getting shitty rooms. So I'm going to hurt people's feelings by giving them the shitty room. It's kind of weird, but, you know. It seemed like she was almost told that she has to put those women back there because Cynthia almost seemed so nervous when she was announcing it. She's like, well, these two people, they love each other. They love each other a lot.

So they get to be in there. I'm like, what, what's like she seemed like really ill at ease at having to announce it. And it was almost like the fact that she made it such a big thing is almost what made it seem so insulting to the women. Because I almost think if she said, oh yeah, you guys are there and you guys are there and you guys are there. And that's the way it is. it would have maybe been like a little bit better, but there was such a preamble like, oh, this will be for people who really love each other and it's really good and uh, and it's like, then you sort of like know like, oh, this is the shittiest option and I'm being stuck there.

Yeah. You need to do it like some lucky person gets to sleep in the pool house, their own house. Who's going to win? Yeah, something like that. So Porsche is like, yeah, you know, she's catching her up. and they're like, yeah, the makeup artist didn't show up for Kay Michelle, so she refuses to eat. So now Angela comes in and they, you know, they update her. And then Pinky's like, yeah, they don't even want to come to dinner because they didn't even take a bath because a shower was so dirty.

Well, you know what helps showers be less dirty? Water. That does help. It does help. So Porsche is like, okay. But like, here's the thing. Did we tell Cynthia so she can like have somebody clean it? Because like give her an opportunity to clean it.

And Pinky's like, yeah, I was looking for her. I went in the room and I did not see her. So I only checked one room and that was it. So, and by the way, I mean, I would love it if they posted some photos of what this place really looked like. Because I'm also fully willing to say, oh shit, this was really dirty. And these women really did have a point. Like I'm not going to say that they're totally off base. until I see some photographic evidence,

but what we could see, it didn't really look so bad. Well, I think they're off base in how they're reacting. I mean, if I walked into a room and it was dirty, I'd be, oh, this room is dirty. Like, can I get a vacuum or, you know, call somebody to clean it? You know, I would, I would like put on the guilt by being like, hey, I don't want to bother you, but the room is kind of dirty. Don't worry about it.

Is there a vacuum? It's just some windax? It's just some bathroom cleaner. And then you make the person feel terrible. And they're like, oh, my God, I'm mortified. Let me call somebody. But to just, like, sit at the pool and mope and not tell anybody and then just kind of tell Pinky. So Pinky has to go do it for them.

And then we're not going to show up to dinner because we couldn't take a bath. There are seven bedrooms in this home. You could have asked somebody to use their, you know, I don't know. Like, can I, our room's kind of nasty. Can I get ready in your room? Something. But they're just being assholes about it. Can you, like, light some candles and, like, summon Bradina?

Have a seance and get Verdea in here. It's hard for our old. her to hold a duster. She's a ghost. She's like, I tried my best. I tried to use some bun at me, but I just could not pick it up for the life of me. It was tough. Yeah. I think the most

annoying thing as an audience member is that they're trying to make this a thing because they've got nothing else going on and it's just like, oh. So, thankfully, they're shown how to do it. Very soon by pros. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial.

So Shamiya is now texting Cynthia, or they call Cynthia. And they're like, we're not going to make it to dinner. And she's like, Kelly and I don't even care about the size of the room. It's just the cleanliness of it. And she's like, oh, my God, I didn't know. So Pinky's like, there were stains on the sheets. And Drew says, what? And she's like, no, no, no.

She goes, it's not just conducive, guys. It's not conducive. So what? Just anything. It's just not conducive. It's not conducive. Not conducive. And Cynthia's like, well, I guess it needs a deep cleaning.

And she goes, yeah, you know, anybody who stayed there would feel the same way. You know what I'm saying, Cynthia? She goes, yeah, 100%. And I just want to say thank you because my little house on the prairie is really clean. So that's good. And I'm happy. But you know what? I'm going to give Shemia and Kelly my room, guys.

And Cynthia's like, okay, well, okay, well, that's what I was going to say, you know? So what are we going to do tonight? So you're going to give them your room? She goes, I'm going to give them my room. Okay, everybody. Thank you. Yeah, look at her and do that. Looking her.

The service that she does, and so Cynthia's like, okay, well, then you're going to stay with either me or Kaye Michelle. And so Pinky's going to stay with Kay. So it looks like everything is all sorted out. And but down at the pool house, Kay Michelle joins Kelly and Shumia. And they're just like, they're just going to sit there and be like, we're in the dirty area of the property. And Kay Michelle is like, people that won't go to dinner club. Yeah. And Kay Michelle has been trying, she's been trying to figure out her glamour.

situation. She's like, clam is important to me. Cause let me tell you why, I can't even color in a coloring book. I definitely don't know how to paint my face. Curl my hair or do anything. And when I step out, I want to look great. And the thing is that like, I hate this is like the worst thing. You know, like when a guy says, oh, but like you're not wearing like she actually looks the best without even any makeup on. Like I know like women hate that. It's like, um, like we're not the, like it's not about us in these moments. But that being sad, she looked great. She looked great. She looked great. I wish she could see this, you know. I guess we're all our own toughest critics,

but I was like, Kay, Michelle, you look wonderful. Like, don't have to worry about this plan. Yeah, she looks better than ever. And also, also, by the way, hate to be the one to tell you this, you're still on TV. You're in a scene right now.

I know, and then there's that. So Kelly is like, yeah, you know, I was looking forward to this trip. And it's just like, it's just, because everything sucks right now. You know, my ex decided he was going to do a press conference with people holding up signs, showing our children, and saying that I'm trying to take his parental rights.

What the fuck? This guy's crazy. I know. You stage a protest and give people, like, posters with pictures of your kids for men's rights. Fuck off. I'm not doing this press conference also, by the way. What, like, seriously? Twitter people.

What person that calls themselves a journalist goes to this guy's press conference? And she's like, yeah, and it's not as though he wants to get the girls and spend time with them. It's just he wants to inconvenience me. Yeah. So she starts to sob and then they're comforting her. And she's like, the fact that you would go to that ex-end exposing our children to something that they knew nothing about is a very horrible thing. And like, same person who says, oh, I didn't see these things and I did this. And now she's basically just like, this guy's a piece of shit. So Shamea's like, you are always being strong. And you're the strong daughter to your parents and to Nana. And you are the strong mom to the girls.

but somebody's got to be strong for you, so it's okay. Somebody's got to be strong for Kelly. Okay, Michelle's like, we're here, we're here. I don't know why. Damn, I need some glam done. Unlike my glam. I would feel worth for you, but I just don't look very good doing it right now. Can I feel for you later when I look better?

So at dinner, the event planner tells them what they all have. Chilean sea bass, also known as Patagonian toothfish. and then there's a vegan option for Pinky and then there's going to have some there's going to be some special food tomorrow for the gala it's going to be paired with tequila and Cynthia is just she also says that there are significant others

are invited to this gala which makes sense because I was wondering why Shumia was inviting Gerald to this trip when this is clearly like a lady's time in the villa but whatever so this is what this is what's happening in this vacation so far. So Pinky says, you know, when my friends are hurting, I genuinely want to know what's happening. And it doesn't make anybody else at the table less my

friends, but these are the women that I've gotten the opportunity to bond with. And they're visibly upset. And I know it's not for just no reason. So Cynthia, let me ask you, is there an intention on the room arrangement? Because what was the thought process behind that? Was it like who you were closest to or who you like the most? I mean, what's it that? And she's like, I mean, No, I just, when I saw the pool house, I immediately thought about Kelly and Shemia because they're close. And to be honest, like when Shemey and Kelly FaceTimed me, they didn't have the energy that you had. So I'm not really sure. And she's like, oh, they didn't.

She goes, nope. And Cynthia tells us, last time I checked, Kelly and Shemia had a mouth and a voice. And the tiny house is the only house you need to be worried about, Pinky. Yeah. Yeah, seriously. I think Cynthia should have just said, you know what? It was a house for two. and I thought of who were the duos in our group,

and they seemed to be really having a lot of fun with each other, and I thought it would be kind of like a fun slumber party vibe for them, and I'm sorry that they're not liking it. And then just like, end a story. So Angel's like, well, I went over there, and, you know, I spoke with Kelly and Shemia, and I was like, why do you guys think that you were, you know, selected for these rooms?

And they were uncertain. And person was like, well, so what were they saying about how they were selected? Well, they Kelly said, freaking frack is whack. Like, y'all should have been over there. So yeah, freaking frack is whack. So wait, we got called whack because they got that room. We didn't pick the rooms.

Fedra's like, yeah, what does I have to do with us? Well, freaking frack, you know, your best friends. You should be over there and not them. And everyone's just like, oh, God, this is so boring. Oh, my God. The way to take a housewife trope and make it the most boring storyline of all time. So Fadre says, well, I'm not mad about their comment about freaking frack. Because you've got Dom Perion, which would be poor.

Porsche and I. And then you've got Andre. Renan Stimpy or whack. So Pinky's like Shamiya and Kelly felt like they, it might have been a little dig. Like, why did they get that house? And Port's like, a dig? What kind of dig? I don't know. I asked. And so now 30 minutes ago, Pinky says, how do you, how do you feel about the housing arrangement, though? Is it giving random? Is it giving intentional? And Kelly's like, it's giving what's happening? So Angela is like, so do you feel like that may have been the case? Because we're back in the present. And Pinky's like, at first I did.

I'm not going to lie. I'm not. Well, because the energy that you're bringing is a sense of hostility like she did this on purpose. And Pinky's like, no, I'm not. I love Cynthia. There's no hostility here. I'm not saying she did it on purpose. I'm just questioning, did she do it on purpose?

Because I think she did it on purpose. But I'm not saying she did it on purpose. Well, I know, but I think like it was a situation where you were almost a task. attacking us or like attacking Cynthia for picking the rooms. She goes, yeah, I don't know. You like that. And I'm just getting to know you. So this is new for me.

Yeah, but Cynthia's beautiful. Yeah, and you brought us here on a beautiful jet, Cynthia. So thank you. Pinky's like, you did a great job. You know, you know, you didn't know. You didn't know, Cynthia. You didn't know that you were ruining the lives of two people. One from a trucker family and one who sips from cups a lot.

Big cup sipper. Really hurting them. Double cups. Two girls. One cup. So Porsche's like, she's like, yeah, you brought us on an amazing bus and this house is beautiful and look, there's a shrubbery over there. That's beautiful. Look at that banister. So beautiful. Cynthia, you have great selections of bastards in the houses you bring us to you. I really don't see any problems here. I mean, and I think that you rectifying being the room being cleaned is like the most that you were expected to do and you're just the best host of all time. Yeah. She's like, you know, Pinky makes the point, but then she takes the hammer and just keeps hammering the point and hammering the point. We get it. And Drew's like, well, I was going to ask Portia.

Have you talked to Kelly? Did you have a chance to talk to her yet? Oh, no. Okay. Pinky's like, well, are you going to talk tonight? She's like, I don't know. Because last time, I extended flowers to her. And, you know, she didn't take that as a beautiful gesture.

Yeah, because you were skipping her event. Broken flowers. Broken person. Yeah. So they all start kind of laughing. And Pinky's like, well, she said that you said that she slept with a married man, was that because she said something about you first? She goes, no, that's true.

I mean, I knew that or whatever, so I just said it. I mean, two wrongs don't make a right. Or as I like to say, two beef patties don't make a good meal. Am I right, everyone, vegan jokes here? Two beef patties don't make a mushroom cap. Vegan. I'm vegan. Two wheels of parm don't make a bag of nutritional yeast.

Am I right? Am I right? Am I right? Oh, so she's like, yeah, I don't know. And Pinky's like, yeah, T wrongs don't make her right. And I don't know what she said to you, but I'm sure that it was hurtful. I've heard it was hurtful. She said the same thing to me, except it was not true in my case.

And Angela's like, I'm just trying to figure out between Portia and Kelly what the appeal is about fucking somebody's husband. I mean, you know who doesn't want to fuck married men? Married women, like gross. Who wants to fuck their husband? I don't want to fuck my husband. Why would you want to fuck my husband? She doesn't say that. But that's kind of how I feel.

I'm like, well, you know, I don't want to fuck him. Why would you? Yeah, Angela's kind of like they both, they're both sluts. So Portia is saying, like, I just felt like I do want to move forward because I like Kelly and she liked me. But there's like other things amongst the group that like haven't been talked about. And they're like really like what? She goes, well, does everybody heart and minds clear? here because Fadre and Pinky, are you guys given the last conversation you had?

I'm like, oh, God, are we going back to the vegan gate that Pinky may eat meat? Yeah. This one is talk. Look, that is, by the way, you know that Pinky was getting somewhere with Portia in terms of like putting around the hot seat. Because Porsche just completely pivoted the conversation away from her into the stupid feud about the meat, which we all know is kind of like a big nothing. And now we're not talking about whether or not Porsche may have slept with an, with a married man. Yeah, the big meat conversation.

Yeah. And by the way, I still don't get this because we see a flashback of it and we see Kelly and Shamiya joking about this. And wasn't Shemia saying, why are you saying, why is Fadra saying that she eats meat? And Kelly says, well, because she ate a steak or something and they start laughing. So is Kelly the one who started the rumor that Fadra? I don't know. I can't track it. It's just it's they've shown it twice. It's not like they haven't shown it. It's I'm just it just seems like the conversation is Shemiya saying well, why do you think that Fadra would say that she eats meat? And Kelly's saying because she ate a steak and then they start laughing. So I thought that they were joking about Fadra saying it. And it turns out that it was just Shamiya coming up with this. I don't even nowhere. But coming up from it from Fadra saying she used to own a Jamaican restaurant before the vegans, the vegans stuff. and they served meat.

Yes, they did. So, I don't know. All I know is that I thought this was all done last week and we're coming back to it. And I'm like, why are we back to this? It was like, it was not appealing last week. And it was not the springboard into a new dynamic. It was just a stupid thing that they tried to try to make happen. And it just like did not happen.

But they're going for it again this time around. So Pinky is basically saying. like there's it's been around the rumor mill that fadra not vedra said i that i eat meat and fadra's like you're worried about me saying that you eat meat when people are on the national news talking about how you don't pay your rent i think your priorities are misplaced let it go sister get delivered she goes and then who was it said was it you angela and fadra's like well angela told me it was shamiya that told you and pinkie's like well angela said it was shamiya because we went out when we went to her house.

And Angela's like, right, you were with me, you were with me. And we see them at Shamia's hot tub telling Pinky and Angela that Fadra said this. And Fadra's like, well, me and Shemia, we're cool, but I would never be that casual with her. She said, I said, oh, child, Pinky ate meat. And I did not. I did not say that. I was watching this scene, and I've seen this footage before, but I was like, she said that I said that you said, that Shamiya said, that Kelly said, that you,

I was like, I can't, not only do I not really care about this, but I also can't follow it either. So, Binky's like, how it was brought to me was that it was like a serious thing. And at first when I heard it, I thought it was just like a joke. And I'm like, okay, I'll brush it off. But you know, I'm a businesswoman and I've got a vegan business in bankruptcy. So when they kept saying that you said that, I was like, wait, she could be messing at my business. Like the last, you know, she could be messing at my business. Lady, you're filing for bankruptcy.

And you have headlines every single day about how you. You owe employees and you're in debt for this. You're in debt for that. But this is the thing that's going to mess up your brand. This is the thing. I mean, and so she's like, yeah, and you know, and I asked you and you said no. And I said, okay, well, then who said it? And so we see Kelly telling Shamiya, Pinky is not really a vegan and that she saw Pinky eating a steak.

But I thought this, she was laughing. So I thought this is the part I don't understand because it sounded like Shimea said, why would Fadra say that she eats me? And she's like, well, because she's. ate a steak. So I don't understand any of this. So Shamea's like, well, didn't she say she, and then we see Shamiya telling us, didn't she say

she ate meat on the call? You know, Fadra knows what she said, because she records everything on the Apple Watch, and she might be more on point than I am. So everybody knows Jamaicans eat meat and like they're heavy on the meat. Oxtail, goat, beef, jerk, jerk, extra jerk,

heavy on the jerk. See, Fadra tried to trick me. Well, Shamiya, just now she's Now she's onto her meat humor. Now here's a list of meat. I'm a trucker. Trucker, a piece in the cup. Now here's a list of meat.

List of meat. Yeah, when she started doing this bit, I was like, oh, gosh. I just zoned it out and started looking at the strange proportions of her green screen. I was like, why can't they fix that? Why is she floating above her living room floor? Why is her chair on a different plane from the floor? doesn't make any sense. So then we see the other girls at the pool

talking about Kay Michelle's new album and how country music is different and they release it differently. And then we go back. Now Cynthia comes over to them. And she's like, so are you, are you ladies good?

I just wanted to let you know that they're working on getting the room cleaned and everything. And that was the only issue with the cleanliness of the room, right? Yeah. She said, because I know that's unacceptable.

And Pinky was saying you guys were really mad. She was like, well, Pinky was right. We were upset. It was dirty. It was very frustrating. And you would never intentionally do that, right, Cynthia. She goes, no.

Yes, I went into your room and I put dust all over the fan. It's classic Cynthia Bailey behavior. Dusty. If we know anything about Cynthia Bailey, she's always going to try to make people as uncomfortable as possible. Yeah. And she goes, and Kelly's like, well, we're best friends. We're just not dirty ones. She's, okay, you guys can stop saying dirty now.

Okay, stop saying dirty. Thanks. Cynthia's like, when we did the initial walkthrough, I didn't notice the room was dirty because I know a room, dirty room when I see one, and I just don't recall it being dirty. But I'm happy to make sure the lady of the house has someone come and clean it. We'll be doing a ceremony of resurrection later this evening

to make sure Brenda hears our requests. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So then Cynthia leaves and back at the dinner, Pinky's like, well, it's giving house divided. And Fadra goes, what's giving divided? And Portia's like, well, actually, it is probably getting divided. And Pinky says, am I divided?

Like, I have no problems with anybody here, and I don't have any problems with anybody there. And so Angela's been giving Pinky a look for a while now. So Portia is like, what are you looking at, Angela? And Pinky says, say it with your chest, Angela. And Angela goes, I mean, you're on ready. It's just not that type of time. She goes, well, I'm not making it that type of time. You are, though.

No, I'm not. Are you bothered, Pinky? No. You come across as bothered. I'm not bothered by you. Not by you. By me? No, I'm not bothered by you.

I was cracking out because Angela's clearly like, we're going to fight now. Are you ready? Are you ready? Don't start this with that. Here we go. So Pinky's like, what are you saying? She's like, I asked, are you bothered? She's like, not by you.

Absolutely not. That's a joke. And, poor's like, this is turning. She's like, well, why would I be bothered by you? I'm just asking. You don't pose. yourself as a threat to me. Oh, I wasn't trying to be a threat to you. Okay, but you come across as bothered. Ma'am, there is nothing on you from head to toe that I am bothered by at all, at all.

Oh, that's an insecurity, screaming, insecure about what? She's like, they're really ripping themselves up. She's like, come on. Like, look, you're looking at the physical. We can go dollar for dollar. We can go, come on. She goes, the physical, I think you want to have a walk off. She goes, let's do it, because you're getting bothered. She's like, I'm not bothered. God. Are you bothered? Yes, you are. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. You're bothered. You're bothered. You're bothered. You're bothered. Are you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad? She's like, well, by the way you took it, it answers my question. Well, I'm definitely not bothered by you. Not bothered by you. She goes, well, it's not about me. You made it about me. I never made it about you. Yes, you did. You made it about me. She's like, bitch, these heels are high as hell. I'm as tall as you. She goes, and they go, Bitch? Suddenly they're like, wow, she said bitch. And she goes, bitch.

And she goes, bitch stands for best and taking control of herself. So call me Miss Bitch Oakley. Yeah, I like that. It's a term of endearment. I am a bad bitch. She's like, bad bitch that doesn't pay her bills. How many houses do you have left? And he goes, bitch, you can never even touch the money that I've ever touched in my lifetime.

Bitch. I could throw a rock and hit 10 people, you owe. She goes, no. You can't. Multi-million dollar business. Multi-million dollar. Multi-million dollar bills. Oh, I have a lot of money.

My husband is paid. And just like, well, I know, I know employees that you owe. It's like, okay, turn your fan on. You're sweaty. Well, I never canceled Christmas for my employees. Jeez. She's like, what? What are you talking about?

She goes, what, how are you getting away, you know, how are you doing a giveaway when you owe people? Like, what are you even doing with that? She's like, cancel Christmas. What are you talking about? She goes, you owe your employees money. What are you talking about? I don't owe employees, which...

You sure about that? How much do you own your foreclosers? She's like, I don't know them anything, honey. They took them from you, baby. She's like, well, you owe everybody from the people across the street. She goes, well, I owe you a new lace front. She goes, okay, Mr. Clean, don't do it, Papa Smurf. She said that.

I died. I'm going to remember that line until I die. Yeah. Pinky Cole, founder of Sleddy Vegan, has faced multiple lawsuits alleging unpaid wages, tips, and bonuses for employees at her Atlanta Bar Vegan and New York locations. She settled one with Brooklyn employees for 10 grand. And yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, it's definitely out there.

Don't do it, Papa Smurf. Oh, gosh. And Pinky goes, and I owe you some new. And Papa Smurf in one sentence. It was so. perfect. It was so perfect. And Pinky goes, yeah, and I owe you some veneers, okay,

because that overbite thing that you've got going on. She goes, girls, girl, not the way your teeth combingled. The incestuous teeth you got. Incestuous teeth. Not flowers in the attic teeth. No. Oh, my God. Incessuous teeth was amazing.

Peter goes, this is a tool, honey. And I'm not sure who's going to fall on the sword. He goes, bitch, don't you got menopause? Turn your fan on. She goes, no, I don't. Talk to me when you get your business back. She goes, talk to me when you get your properties back. Bitch, I just bought my business back.

No, you didn't. Cash. No, you didn't. Cash. Lies you tell. Well, you can kiss my ass. Oh, my God. It's so funny. And Pinky gets up. She's like, I'm going to get. I'm going to get up and walk away. But then she didn't.

And Angela's like, oh, no, you didn't. No, you didn't. And Pinky turns around and puts her butt across the table. And she starts slapping her own ass. And she says, you can kiss my ass. And Fager's like, no, if someone. someone tells me to kiss their ass, I'm going to need that to be a rump roast, not a flat steak. I want to lift it, pull it out.

Angie goes, you're not my type. Oh, well, you're definitely not my type with your sweaty ass. And you've got investors looking for you. So what? So what? So at this point, Kelly and Shamiya, they've been watching from down in the poolhouse because they see the cameramen have like swiveled into action. They're like, oh, something's going on. So now they're slinking in.

It's kind of like, you know, like when a kid is like, I don't like you anymore and like goes in their room and slams the door shut. But then like dinner's ready and they sort of come slinking in like, fine, I'll have dinner. Yeah, exactly. It was so sad. They're like, we have absolutely nothing going on and our feet are prunes by now. So I guess we'll join. So Pinky goes, the only person that's looking for you is a lash glue that you need to put on your eyes.

She goes, oh, that you borrowed for me, please. And we see Pinky borrowing her lash glue. So Pinky's like, let me tell you why you're a hating ass bitch. She goes, oh, yeah, I'm a hating ass bitch. Yeah, listen. And you seem so empathetic. She goes, I am, but you deserved it. This is why I don't hang with females because you're a vile female.

Fuck you. I'm out of here. So she gets up again. And she's like, oh, you're going to go? You're not finished? And he's like, oh, I'm not going anywhere. I'm out of here. But guess what?

I'm going nowhere. She sits down. She goes, actually, let me tell you something. And Drew's just, the faces of the ladies watching this was, I mean, they were hilarious. Portia, just the way that they're watching, they're like, wow, look at newbies. They took them a minute to warm up, but they're doing pretty good. You know, they're just enjoying it. And Drew's like, in my years, I've never seen this before.

I've never seen someone pursue a walk off and then reverse Uno. it back down. I don't know if that's what she was doing or if she thought she was going to do, but she didn't do it. So Drew's like, how is this happening? By the way, Drew also found the best lighting at the table. She has like magic cinematic lighting on her. Every time they cut to her, I was like, wow, she was like radiating. So, and Pinky's like, let me tell you from Ryan. And yeah, it was weird that there was a Martian wreckser. So Angela goes, I don't need a lecture, but what I'm going to say is, well, I thought that I liked you. I thought that I liked you. She goes, well, I thought that I liked you too.

And I don't gotta like you. She goes, well, I don't like you. I don't like you either. I don't like you either. I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you. And Biggie's like, well, you sat in my fucking face and you said something about the fact that I'm going through what I'm going through with my business.

So fuck you. She goes, yeah, you don't. You and your big ass feet. She goes, oh, yeah, you don't. Don't think I give a fuck. She goes, your husband doesn't even like you. She goes, yeah, well, what? Well, we don't have a living wife in the basement.

And Pinky goes, what? Now what are you talking about? Portia goes, what? A wife in the basement? We've already got a husband in the basement on this show, but now you got a wife in the basement? What is the wife in the basement thing? I don't know. I cannot wait.

She's like, Angela, at this point, probably needs to mind her business because she's probably got somebody in her basement, too. She just doesn't know about it. So, Piggy's like, what you're not going to do is you're not going to disreservation. respect me. She's, well, and you're not going to disrespect me either. And I was like, stop. Stop. Oh, great. The girls from the pool come up and now they're telling everyone to stop when we're having the most fun we've had all up. So we had to sit with you guys moping around a pool. Go back to your silo cup and be boring by the pool and complain about dust on a fan. Let us have our fun. So Pinky's like, well, I guess we're just two broke bitches sitting in a tree. And Angela goes, we are. We're millions and assets. And Pinky goes, yeah, millions and assets, bitch. Millions and assets. Stop it you guys. Millions and assets. You must be obsessed. You know everything about me. You know everything about me. I don't know anything about you. Bitch. But you know enough about me to have a conversation. She goes, oh, really? What color is my pussy? Because you're all in my shit. Like, I don't even understand you. I would never. You're not that attractive. Well, it's clear.

It's clear that and you know, you're not like, take that wig off. Take the mat, lashes off. Take that lip off. And let's see how you look. And I would get the same man. I've got. No, you would look like a boy named Damon. Everyone goes, ooh, Damon. Where's he goes, who's Damon? Oh, so funny. And Porsche's like, yeah, she pulled that out of the web, out of the air, or something. Just like, hey, newbies, poolhouse, you guys don't just want to sit down.

You guys can have a food. It's okay. We won't, we won't get mad at you. So the girl sit down. And then Pinky all of a sudden goes, I don't want to argue with you, Angela. And I just goes, girl, I love you. Well, that sounds like a peace offering. Yeah, I don't want to argue with you. You know, well, if we could take it back, your tone, you know, I'm not saying you're bothered by me because that's not what I was trying to say, but your tone does come across as aggressive. She's like, okay. That's over.

Like the most vicious reads, and then it's like, I love you. That was fun. Good job. Yeah. Pager says, well, this was not on my bucket list to be part of the war of the words between Angela and Pee. but that has been most satisfying to me. Mmm, delicious. They're both the same people.

I love it. They're both in so much debt. Oh my God. And so Drew was like, I, so much debt. She goes, I am very confused with Kay's energy. She doesn't want to have a seat. She doesn't want to eat.

I don't know, but I've really gotten to know her, but it's giving crank. It's giving cranky. So yeah, so Kay goes to bed. And so basically what we hear what we're seeing is that now Drew is going to go barking up the K-Michel tree. And I feel like it's not going to work out so well. Yeah, I don't know. Because yeah, I guess we'll see.

Time will tell. I'll just wait to see. But yeah, K. Michelle needs something. So maybe they'll help her because this, I think, helped Pinky a great deal. Angela helped Pinky. And Pinky helped Angela because this was the best thing of the season. And I mean, it's sad that it has. to be when they fight, but God, it's so fun.

They were just so funny. Don't do a Papa Smurf. Don't do it, Mr. Clean. Shut it, Papa Smurf. I love watching, especially women who are so quick on their feet. You know, it's just like, I love, because I just love women. And I love, I just love, I love a smart woman. And I'm not saying it like, oh my God, most women are dumb.

I'm being like, I love excellence. I love excellence. And, you know, and I love seeing it coming from ladies. So to see to see just like two, two women just like just pulling like, like I could never. I could literally never sit there and come up with these reads back to back to back to back to back. Like they just went and went and went and went. And it's just like seeing two people who are just like great at their art form. And I was especially.

Angela was a roast. I feel like I'm making it sound like, oh, women are so stupid. So when a woman finally gets like put their words together, it's great. I'm not. Let me take the audience has met gay people before. Okay. You're like explaining like the gay psyche to people. Like, we don't know what it is.

We love. We love snapping women telling each other. We love sarcastic women, okay? It's in our DNA. That's why we're here. But it's like a true talent to be able to immediately say something like your incestuous teeth. Those incestuous teeth. To be able to have a comeback so fast is a talent.

And we love singing in your more talented, you know? So funny. Yeah. Agreed. All right, everybody. Well, thank you so much for being here. What a fun one. We'll be back a little bit later with Real Housewives of Rhode Island.

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