Watch What Crappens - #3350 Below Deck Down Under S04E14 Part One: Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

This is part one of a two-part recap!Tensions come to a head between Daisy and Ellie on Below Deck Down Under as a shrimp cocktail threatens to undermine the whole boat. Meanwhile, Mike, self-proclaimed HOD, finds himself in a hairy situation. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to watch our crap ends a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we'd love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and I'm joined today not only by Ronnie Karam, but also a third member of the podcast. It's the morning dove outside my window singing its huge hit. What a classic. What a classic morning dove. Let me tell you something. When I hear that song come on, I'm like, this is my jam morning dove outside my window. Hi, everyone. Welcome to watcher crappins. I got a morning dove. I got a morning dove. I'm a dove. I'm going to poop on yourself because I'm a dove.

Oh yeah. Yeah, morning dove. So the morning dove, they're so adorable. Got two morning doves and they are, they're like the most adorable little lovebirds, literally sitting next to each other every single day. They sit at a different part of my patio and they just poop all over the place. Just poop, poop, poop, poop. And just everywhere.

Morning, like my days are now spent hosing down my patio from morning dove poop. But they are so cute together and I caught them getting intimate. It's just a life out here. It really is like watching below deck, which is what we're actually. you're to talk about today honey how's it going good not better now i have morning deaf porn in my head i mean coulda yeah there be a better start to a day i don't think so i caught it on video i'll put i'll post the video it's it is not unlike watching some of these hookups on below deck but uh we've got that going on you guys we also have a cabaret coming up in uh literally a

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crappy hour last night. We had two very special guests. We had the team from Hollywood crime scene. Woo! They were so funny. I love those girls. We have to do more. Yeah, they were great. They were great. So we spent a lot of time talking

about Beverly Hills. So if you missed it, come join us for the next one. Okay. That's, I think it. We got a big episode of below deck to talk about. Big one. Yes. Oh, this was so good. Oh, my gosh. You know, Ellie has really, really crystallized her villainy.

I mean, she's, you know, she comes, this is what our third season, third or fourth season coming back on the show. And she's really, she tries it every time. She does a pretty decent job, but she has really become a great villain. I mean, she has so many balls in the air. And she can just, she's just fucking with everybody at this point. And I loved it. I loved every second of it. It was so funny.

And she got, you know, she caused pure mayhem. Ellie is really a great villain on this show. Because I think it comes from an authentic place. I don't think she's trying to be a villain. I think that when she feels wronged, she, like, lashes out. And it's like, I think it comes from like a deep place in her soul. And not like even a mean place. It's just like a place of like, this is just how she sees the world.

No, maybe a mean place. But like it's just you know when they showed her coming on board earlier this season I just are chuckling because I knew I knew what chaos was about to happen and sure enough it's like it's just it's perfect. I think actually Ellie is now at that tier of below deck stars that is like special right like that's normally reserved for chief stews, boissons and chefs and she's like the only one I would argue she's probably the only one that's not a hod that has has broken into this tier of like when you see them coming you think oh it's gonna be a good season you know well i don't i mean i don't know she isn't that tier because she is a chef because if you're like her instagram it says in her instagram bio that she's a chef so well she went to culinary school after this which is pretty cool she went to really yeah after this season wrap she went to culinary school so she she actually earned that title

Oh, I thought she was just giving it to herself after doing this, you know, chef assistant thing. No, no, she actually did. She did the work. She went to culinary school. Now, is she qualified to be a full-fledged yacht chef just yet? Maybe not. But, yeah, I mean, but I'm sure we will see her as the yacht chef soon enough, you know.

Wow. She's been angling to be in HOD. She's committed to the game. She's going to, she's like, Beludec, for the rest of my life, I will be there. You will see me. worry so good for her okay so below deck down under season four episode 14 head of the deck stew department yeah she's so good she's so good that we left out the headline which is that stupid mike this is the demise of mike and that was pretty fun too but um yeah when you're when

you get fired and you're still upstaged by a better villain oh poor guy i felt bad for him you can't even do this right he's like oh i never keep a job well yeah you can't even keep a job well yeah you can't even keep a villain role that's so sad you got upstaged as a villain you got fired at the 30 minute mark you weren't even a cliffhanger for next week like that's just then you know you really failed fired at 30 minutes uh-uh like the only time it's accepted yeah like like no no like he should have been a he should have been a cliffhanger and the fact that he couldn't even get there says everything couldn't it happen to a cuter guy and they um showed him or he showed himself he had an Instagram video where he's like, oh, hey, it's me and he's shaved his head, which, thank

God. You know, sometimes I feel like I really am manifesting from this chair right here, but he shaved his head to see. And he has a video where he's getting in a cab or something with Joe Bradley. And so they're making it look like Joe Bradley is going to come back. And I thought, oh, God, of course, that's your friend. Fucking Joe Bradley. What a piece of shit that guy is.

Who do you think is going to be Mike's replacement? my prediction is Bree from last season of whatever they were on together. No, because they hated each other, didn't they? No, but in the end, they liked each other, right? Because they realized that Joe Bradley had played them against each other, right? Yeah, but they're saying in the preview, it looks like they're bringing back one of her friends, one of Ellie's friends, and they're like, oh, geez, now Ellie has another person just like her on her team, and they're going to cause mayhem together.

So, I mean, the ending was the best part of this episode. I was like, yes, you're going to bring in another Ellie? Oh, hell yes. Double the Ellie, double the fun, double the chaos. So I wouldn't think that that's Brie, but I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I really, I was trying to think of the people that Ellie has worked with that she knows. And all I could think it was Brie.

I don't even remember who was the other Stu that was it just, was it just Asia, Ellie and Brie that season? I think it was actually. You can't ask me below deck trivia because there's too many. below decks and you know i forget i forget all below yeah there's so many there's so many there's too much so anyway let's get into this episode because it's a good one so um at the end of the last episode ben has just walked away from joow and daisy where they have a head of department dinner and confront him for kind of sucking and he's like oh i'm not gonna even pay pick up the tab pick up the tab let me know what i owe you yeah he's he's all mad that they've just given him some tough

love. And Daisy's like, that's such bullshit. He does what he always does. He deflexes. He blames everyone else. And you don't get, you don't get to hear the hard truth and walk off like that. Like, I'm the fucking bad guy. Like, who does he think he has? He's not going to have someone take the shrimp out of his

fingers later on. How about that? The true insult. And Joe, I was like, no, you did everything right. Based on everything that I see, who've done everything correct. Ha ha, ha, ha. And Ben, Ben's like, oh, I'm quite taken aback by the animosity, towards me. Absolute animosity.

Well, for me, it's not personal. I can call you out, and I still want the best for you. Ben is a great chef, but we can always do better. And it's my, it's my job to demand excellence in all areas, including the gala. It's my job to demand excellence. So excuse me why I put in a side pony and really, lived the 80s later on. It's my job to demand

excellence. So watch me date Joel. Like what? I know. There we go. There we go. Jeez. Well, I feel like a sucker. They're building a unison against me. This is very much a Kelsey from Rhode Island.

That was a disingenuine. Oh, was it? I didn't know. I thought I was just ignorant. I was like, oh, I've never heard that used that way. I mean, I just assumed Ben's so much smarter than me i mean i know ben so now i well now now i'm nervous unison i feel like as i don't think unison is like a tangible thing is unison as noun refers to the simultaneous performance of a musical part at the same pitch or octave oh yeah unison but i guess they're actually doing something at the same time or coordinated manner in unison yeah i've heard that in unison in unison i feel like

it's a state it's not something that you build a building a unison well it's a noun. I'm not happy they're building a beautiful song that they're all going to sing in unison against me. It'll be like listening to Pink and that guy from Fun singing their ballad. I can take a lot in this world, but one thing I cannot take a choirs. I will not have it. Whatever happened to Harmony. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial.

So, uh, Daisy and Drow are still sitting there at dinner. And Daisy goes, what I want is people to feel good. When you look at my face, don't you say, now I feel good? You don't have to please everyone. And let me tell you something. I'll support you through this. I promise you've got a very strong Zim promise here. And we never lie.

Ha ha, ha, ha. You got a Zim in me. So Daisy's like, well, thank you. Oh, it's going to be really hard. Well, I can see you coming. off on top people you know oh god ha ha ha ha that's that a terrible you coming up on top ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha zing zing zipp and verve to carry the day. So now it's Mike Eddie, Ellie, Ellie, Elysia and Jenna, uh Jenna they're going down they're

going to a lagoon today. It's like a bonfire. The lagoon. The bathing lagoon. This is the lagoon where Ben normally bades but they've set up a little a little like bar there and they put up some LED lights that are flashing so it's like a little bar just for this crew and they're they're heading over to it yeah this poor uh this poor cast doesn't get to do anything everything is like set up outside it's like watching the bachelor during the pandemic season where they're like okay your date is taking place on the patio and we've brought a very famous grill chef out here it is the guy from last season who's grilling you so hamburgers on the,

yeah. It just it does feel like they're in this very small island off season and just there's just no one around. Like okay.

We're gonna just you're tonight on your night off you're gonna be removing the covers from a grill and you won't be using the grill because the gas is not attached.

You're just gonna drink around the grill. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. So Ellie's like, oh my God,

it's awesome. There's bonfire. So now we go to She's in bed. She's like fuck this. Fuck these people. I'm staying calm. She's just really committed to not being a reality star And then Ben's in his room because he's all sad because he got tough love but then Jenna's like I come to the lagoon come to the lagoon the drinks are strong He's like all right fine. You said drinks. I'll be there. So he goes down to the lagoon and jo wow and Daisy everyone's going to the lagoon It feels like a like a old movie from the 50s like meet me at the lagoon. So they're going there and

And Alicia's in her bikini. She's like flopping around in that lagoon while everyone's drinking. And Jenna is like talking to Daisy. And she's like, yeah, Dana was God. And she's like, well, do you want, you want the deal about Ben? Oh, no, he's the L. Oh, man. Just when I thought I met someone.

No, not that kind of deal. We fought. I'm on a rampage. I just want that bass from everyone. One thing Daisy is always going to do is gossip with her staff. She loves it. She's going to go shit talk with her staff. And I think on any other season, I'd be like, you should not be shit talking with your staff.

But it's Daisy. So I think it's really funny. She's like, I'd let me tell you, what a bastard they are? So she is telling her all the goss from the dinner. And she's like, well, yeah, it was crazy. I was on a rampage. Oh, kill him. All right.

What's going on here? And she's like, I almost ran off on Mac because it kept instigated. And he made a sign for himself saying, H-O-D, and he kept on holding it up there the entire fucking night. I'm at last. I'm telling you right now, look back in 10 years' time, and you will be so much more successful and so much more happier than he is. I was like, damn, but she's right. So then...

You'll have so much more hair on the back of your neck than his. He'll just have little lines, little scar lines. I need to find Mike. I need to see this photo of him or video of him with his head shaved. What's it? Do we know what his last name is? Mike below deck. I feel like my brain doesn't want to know.

I would not say he think he would be a Mike Durant. Oh, he looks so much better. Like, good for him. Good for him for finally doing the logical thing and getting a proper haircut, you idiot. Yeah, but I don't know if it's a haircut or if he just went to Turkey and got those plugs because he had videos of himself getting plugs in Turkey.

So it might be that. So I don't know if this is on purpose. I'm actually already taking it back. I'm already taking it back because it's definitely. So here, I'll share the screen. Well, here's what happens on this on the show, especially with below deck. I tell the guys to get a haircut and then they do it and I get excited because I feel like I won something.

And then you're like, no, that haircut doesn't look good because it's happening with Mike. And it also happened with the little guy last season who ended up, you know, screwing up by the end. And what was his name? The one who got that girl pregnant. What's his name? The little, the lead deck hand. Come on. Help me.

Oh, yeah, Nathan. So it was last season. Nathan, yeah. Nathan got a haircut. And I was like, finally. And you're like, no, I hate that haircut. I said, God damn it, Ben, stop ruining my work. Okay.

We're resumed in. We're really zoomed in. So first of all, by and large, yes, an improvement. It looks good. It's just doing some weird stuff. I think this is really just because he's got, he's clearly got like some plugs here to fill in here and in here. So I think you just have like weird textures that are creating like sort of like,

it's like a light. arm you know it's like they take the nut they take the hair off of your nuts and then they put it onto your head and then it looks like nut hair mixed in with real hair yeah it's um and so it's just like a it's not it just needs to find its way a little bit i think overall this is an improvement it's just like yeah but the veneers it's just all it's all very love island like he should take some hair from joe bradley's eyebrows and put it on to his head because that's a lot of hair glorious. Yeah, it's a lot. Those two. So that's

the look right here. This is why you should have crap is on demand so you can analyze this hairline with us. You can touch eyebrows and haircuts on the guys. So Ellie asked Ben how the meeting went or the dinner went and he just shakes his head and she goes, oh, did they go after you? He said yeah. She says,

I knew it. I could sense it's coming. He's a snake. Joe's a snake. Yeah, Ellie is on a rampage against Jewelow, which is really, really hilarious, but it, you know, the men are what always undo her, right? Joe Bradley himself is what caused her to become deranged her last season on the show, and now it's going to be Joao. So Ben's like, by the way, Joao, at dinner, why were you guys nailing me when I came back from the bathroom? He's like, well, you don't understand where everyone else is coming from.

It's like, but why wouldn't you take my side? Lumpy lips. He's like, because I've always taken your side, Ben, all the time. As a friend, I will always be there for you. I'll be there, I'll be there from Zim and we are friends always but stop thinking everyone's against you Ben take my word I am not against you I am just merely undermining you which is a different concept Oh, it's time for a Ben moment everybody get a violin he's like oh I've basically been betrayed by every person in my fucking life all of my friends all of my girlfriends my ex fiancee have you considered it my Might be you, sir. I think Ben is so entertaining on this show. Love to watch him. I highly doubt he's been betrayed by everybody in his life.

I've seen you on this show, sir. Chefs are not toxic. A chef who's like leaving his everyday life to sail on the high seas is that's, how could you even think that someone like that can have a toxic trait? It's all everybody else. If it's everybody else, it's usually you. Take my word. Yeah, he's like, I have trust issues now.

I think I attract that, though. I think I attract people that betray me. Or you just may attract people, and then you act in a hideous way, and they say, fuck this guy, and they leave. And then you say, I've been betrayed. I've been betrayed. So Ben's like, well, then shut it. You shut it. No, you fucking shut it.

No, you fucking shut it. So now Mike comes up to Ben, and he's like, excuse me, have you got to Ben's paper please? I want to go back with the title. I want to make my title on a pen and paper. Put it on your forehead. Oh, if you do not take your this suggestion, just want you to know that you shall be, but drag me.

So Mike's like, oh, yeah, could you write it on me? He's like, of course, like that. So then they take a non-sharpie pen. It's like a Bick pen. And then Ben starts writing H-O-D on his forehead, but it's like, it's not an effective use of the pen, I feel like. First of all, it seems like it's pretty waxy up there.

So like you're not going to get much traction with that ink. Yeah. Well, he's not going to get much traction ever being HOD. So it makes sense. So he's like, look at me, how it's department made HOD, HOD. And Jenna's like, what does that say? Does it say idiot? That's what it's just said.

She said idiot on it. It's not fucking funny. And Eddie is like, Mikey, stop it. Cause you're being a dick to her. You're winding her up. And I am her knight in shining armor. Where'd she go? What'd you go?

Okay. You stay away from my queen. We've been together for 37 years. Eddie, you are real. And we didn't even discuss how gross Eddie. I mean, Eddie, calm down. You were not married to this. You weren't even engaged.

You weren't even dating this person. You need to stop. And this, Eddie, we get another example of the nice guy, quote, unquote, who comes on here, like, I'm the nice one. It's just my fault for always being too nice to girls. and then he immediately starts love bombing. And then when he doesn't get what he wants, basically turns into like,

she was a slut anyway and starts slamming doors and beating up beds. Yeah, he's like, the moping is so extra over this, too. It's like you guys were like cuddling for like three days, right? Was it really just time gets distorted when you watch the show because we see it happen like week by week. So it feels like it's very long. But the reality is,

is I think this is a relationship that spans, like two charters and you also like messed it up right from the get-go and then she only recently started cuddling with you again like this is built on a shaky foundation that you made shaky and then it's enough enough already you wuss you absolute wuss over it so um he's like i don't like sing jenna upset whether we're together or not so jenna walks away she's like yeah fuck eyes old, Mike, I don't like you, you're stupid asshole. And Eddie's like, is, am I upset still? 100.

Do I still care for her? 110. Oh, dear. He's like, well, if it makes me feel better, I did just call him out. I don't think you guys. I can realize how bad he is. That fucking twat. That's what he is.

So Mike is walking around, be like, Mike, he's a department. Hit a department. And then he's like, no, okay, listen. listen, hear me. I said, no, I'm not gonna listen. I'm not entertaining, just get away from me, Eddie. He's like, no, please come back here, my love, my sweet to my future. He's like, no, I won't listen to you at it. But I defended you, I defended you against the evil kingdom.

It's like, oh my God, what do you want to fucking medal, telling that guy to shut up? Yeah, seriously. He's like, I'm gonna get into the water. That's the easiest way to hide from stuff is just to get into the water. Also, you look 75% more emo when you're crying in the water. Oh, you sir are no Love Island Rob, okay? I don't know what you think you're trying to play here, but you are no Love Island Rob hiding in a pool. So no, please just stop. Whatever audition you're trying to have right now is failing.

Just move on, move along. Yeah. So Daisy is like, oh, my goodness, that's a bit much, don't you think, Jenna? She's like, it's not jokes, it's not funny. It's like so toxic. But he will never command the respect that you do, Jenna. But by the way, Ben told me he likes you. So there's that.

She's like, oh, really? You can't spoke about me, huh? And so then Jen goes up to Ben. You got spoke to me? How? He's like, yes, we spoke about you. You're so sweet. You are, you are.

Don't betray me. Don't ever betray me. Every time I meet someone as sweet as you, I sit back and wonder, how will she betray me? Oh, no. You realize I get triggered every time come into the galley with a tray of drinks because I thought she has a tray, only two more lettuce,

and it's done. So Daisy comes up to Ben and Jenna, and he's like, hey, listen, I want to say from my heart, all right, I'm sorry that I was defensive earlier, all right? I really appreciate that, because I've always got your back. Now, sometimes it's with a knife sticking out of it that I'm holding, but still, I've got your back. And he's like, I know you do. I love you, all right? I love you.

I love you, my little toffee tibula. All right, now that's... I love you, too. I love you, too. And I know you would have my back too, especially in, I don't know, thinking out loud here, maybe if I were putting shrimp

in the glass and someone took a shrimp out of my fingers, and I said, hey, you took my shrimp. You would say, give her back that shrimp so that way she could put it in the glass. Surely it would have my back in that situation. Right, Ben? I would, but that shrimp has betrayed me.

All of the HODs here are used to running things. So it's hard to put our egos aside. And I'm really glad that Ben can take accountability for this because I want to move forward and just smash out the rest of the season. Or at least smash the rest of the season. Depends on how it's going to go. Well, you're my favorite chief stew ever. Oh, hello.

Excuse you. Kate Chastain is showing up for you every single after show and stumping for you no matter what. You're sleeping on her couch. You're probably the father of her child. I would like to think that Kate just threw a martini at this TV right now. Like, how dare you? How dare you?

I would have, but like, why waste a martini? Am I right? So then Ben is like, Adi's like, well, you're one of my favorite chefs. What? One of my favorites. Oh, the betrayal from every pool of your skin. So now Eddie is sitting by the water moping and nobody's with him. So finally, Alicia comes up.

And she's like, come on, mate. Come on. This is so sad. And he's like, you're the only one who sold me sitting over here and made an effort to see me. Just God, it doesn't fucking matter, Eddie. And he's like, idiots. The lot of them. Everyone's an idiot. Oh, God. You're walking over by the water so people will come be nice to you.

You're such a woods. Like, I can't make it. Ground him. Drown him. So now, Daisy Jouauer are talking. This is a busy lagoon. And Jo was like, are you okay? It's like, I'm great.

Okay, good. I had a great night. Well, it has been good. Thank you. You shouldn't thank me. No, but you're a part of it. Aren't you enjoying this patter that we're having right now? Really?

Of course. Getting to know you has been different. It's been, as we call it in Zim, Zimfrant. This pattern we have, it's so romantic. It's very goon-lighting. What? Like moon-lighting. But good-nelling.

And, um, it's like, so you fancy me? It's like, yes, well, if we were to cuddle, do we go into your room or to my room? It's like, oh, my, I remind if I call you Zimble Shepherd? Uh, so now we go to Mike and Eddie walking towards the yacht and Eddie's like pouting still. He's like, uh, Mike's like, Eddie, come on. I'm going to, I'm going to come back with your brother. I'm a bit fed up with constantly feeling like I get made out to be the villain every fucking time. No one.

People would only make you out to be the villain if they cared enough, Eddie. No one's making you out to be the villain. I guess he's saying because Jenna was like, I don't want to deal with this right now. Walks away from him like he did something wrong. And the thing that you did wrong in that situation is you're trying to simp, basically, and stick up for her to get into her pants after she just dumped you. So just back away. back away take a no take a no yeah take take the L take the L because guess what L stands for lagoon so Eddie is like he is like so Mike is like yeah I'm gonna wind up obviously

well that's between you and her she needs to learn to fucking grow up you're the one who is sobbing into the lagoon right now you're literally crying you're crying right now so now So now Ben and Jenner at the bar and he's like, could we get the fuck out of here? And do what? I don't know. Go somewhere and just chill. Me and you, baby. So now Eddie and Mike are in the yacht.

And Eddie's like, we need to, he's like, we need to tidy this like, because it's a mess. So he's like, we need to clean. I don't think we did see anybody clean, but at least he said it. Thank you for mentioning that because I went through a second time to collect footage for the fish report, which, by the way, is really intense this week. And we never saw them clean. We never saw actually any resolution to this. Like they cleaned.

Did Captain Jason see anything? That's how I cleaned. That's also how I diet. I go, you know what I really need to do? I need to just start keeping this house cleaner. I need to get up in the morning. And then I'll write a list like clean the toilet. Clean the kitchen counters.

And it's like doing something, you know? Or if you're like, I'm really feeling like I need to be healthier. I'm going to eat healthier tomorrow. And then you look up diets on YouTube. And then I don't know. you buy a vegetable but you never eat it or do the diets it's it counts as something it takes the calories to make the list i feel like yeah i i think that counts it really does thank you um yeah yeah um so now we're back at the lagoon because he seemed to be stuck in this lagoon this is a

very existential thing like we're just going to be in a lagoon for the rest of the season and i hope so because it was lit that lagoon was going off can i say something by the way that is nothing do with anything, but just popped into my mind. It's my favorite kind of thing to say. I texted this to Ronnie yesterday very urgently. I think it was just on yesterday's Real Housewives of Atlanta recap that I was saying how my timeline

has become full of random facts and figures about TV shows. And like 30 years ago on this day, 25 years ago in this day, while I was saying that whole thing yesterday, little did I realize that yesterday was the 30-year anniversary. of the final episode of sisters so i mean guys it was a i feel like may the fourth is known for being star wars day but let's also remember it's sisters day but you see that's how you

that's how you know the universe is listening to you and when a man on bravo gets a haircut that's how i know the universe is listening to me it's like i feel like we're blessed we're blessed yeah we are we are because like as soon as we were done recording yesterday i went on to twitter and it said 30 years ago today actually it said on this day and In 1996, Sisters aired its final episode. I was like, this is a big day. This is a big day. So it just popped into my head right now,

and I felt like if I didn't say it now, there'd be no other time for me to say it. That we are honoring the 30-year anniversary of sisters. Yeah, we do have different algorithms because mine is like, 30 years ago today, P.K.'s new girlfriend was born. You know, I'm just like always looking into like what pigs the guys are on Bravo. So cut back to the lagoon. And Jenna is, Jenna and Ben are laying on the sand together.

And he's like, what do you like in relationships? She's like, oh, I'm so traditional. I never like ever a date somebody. I'm not going to, if I'm not going to marry them. By the way, meanwhile, she's picking her butt, and it's so funny, she's like picking something out of her ass crack. Well, she's like, I'm sad traditional. Like, I'm married people if I'm going to date him.

Of course, I got flings or whatnot in a brain. And he's like, there's nothing wrong with that. It's very. very mature attitude. I'm sure Ben says that to every young person he's trying to date. You are so mature for your age, darling. You're like a real grown up my little muddy macaroon. So Jenna is like- I can't believe you're not already driving. That's a tricky situation with Ben being as I just work things off with Eddie about the truth is I do like Ben and he literally likes my dad. And by the way, I also want to say that her life

like a ben predated her like of eddie she was already into ben way earlier in the season so she's just acting on her initial impulse so then he goes you're such an old soul i'm such an old son that's right i am an old soul she's not an old soul you're not an old soul and also he's saying every old guy to a younger woman thing oh you're so mature you've got such an old So waiting until you learn how to vote. This world is going to change. Listen here, you cookie cranberry. You're an old soul.

I might as well be playing the victrola. I am such a old soul. When I think about it, I'm really an old soul. Yes, yes, an old soul. Do you want to stay in my bedroom tonight, old soul? That sounds great. I knew you'd say yes, my little herobo halix. So

Everybody else comes back to the yacht And Joow is talking to Mike And he's like, do you reckon Ben and Jenna stayed there? He's like, I know for a fact they're there I'm going to call some shit Good for them, good for them Oh, really? We'll have seen how good it is.

Ah! Commercials Here comes one right now So now they're going back to the boat And Ellie walks by In the crew mess, Ellie walks by, by joel and she's and i think she's like jo wow is there with mike or whatever and she's like

hello to mike but then totally ignores joel oh she won't even fucking look at me so um this is why bro you gotta like you break up after that cheesecake get he could have had a few more slices of that thing so uh yeah he would have he would have he would have won a lot more respect had he just done it before he ate the cheesecake i mean yeah doing that and doing that right after you ate the cheesecake they made for you i mean there's no coming back from that and that was an elaborate cheesecake so then we see eddie he's upstairs and he has his head on the bar like what the fuck do i do shut here's what you do just go into your room and jerk off already and be done with it okay we're sick of this yeah i'm sure that you can use your tears as lube you fucking weirdo yeah so mike's like

it's my boy and jennon's playing eddie so well it's pretty obvious everyone knows it but he's stuck in this Look bubble and Ed got set. He's not playing him. She dumped him. She broke up with him. There's nothing about that. She maybe if the whole, you know, when she was, when she made out with Ben and then got right into Eddie's bed directly afterwards, you could have seen the foundations of her playing

with Eddie, but she broke it off literally like two hours after that. She was like, yeah, I'm not doing this. That's not playing with someone. She made a decision. she made a choice and that's that. Yeah. So, and especially after he spent the season, like, oh, I really like you and then going to, like, twerk with Alicia and all that shit that he was doing. So whatever, Eddie.

So Mike pulls him aside and he's like, we need to have a chat. Uh-oh. That can't be good. No, it's not good. It's not good. All right. Listen, Jenna's been cracking on with Ben tonight. Ugh.

Ewe. Cracken on. Little tattletale. God. Yeah. He got me hit so many times as a child with my mom's wooden spoon, a little tattletail. When Eddie is like, what they kiss? He's like, well, I don't know how it went, but they're not back yet tonight.

So now Eddie's like, oh, Ben of all people, I don't get it. I don't get what he's got that I don't. I'm like age, wisdom, maturity, the ability to cook things. Career, a lot of wine, a lot of wine. Aristocracy. He's probably got a car with, his trunk is probably full of boxes of Fransia. I mean, he's got alcohol. He is from like a higher class in Britain, really everything.

Pretty much everything, yeah. He doesn't have a mustache. The absence of a mustache, that's a big one. It is sad when you're like, when you're like a guy who has like a really good body and then you just see a girl just go for basically like a crow with an apron and you're like, really? But I work out. I work out. So he's like really working himself up and, you know, pacing around on camera and like,

I've got to hit something. He's doing that whole thing, but like literally nobody is afraid. And he's mumbling to himself, you're a good person, Eddie. You're a good person. You're a good person, Eddie. Eddie, if you can't take no without flying into a race, and beating up furniture you're not a good person okay yeah yeah yeah you know that shirt was like wow pussy you threw me against the bed well guess what I'm soft

it didn't hurt me so then it's the first time on below deck we've ever heard a bed laugh that's all you got really hey well what was that morning dub who who yeah morning dove agrees Eddie sucks Ooh, it's a morning dove. So we go to Jenna and Ben walking back to the boat, and they decide to go into the jacuzzi. And so Eddie is now walking into Jenna's cab. First of all, who does this?

People are sleeping, and he just opens the door and looks in there to see who's sleeping. He's like, oh, God, there's no shame in there. Fuck that, then. Fuck her. Look after yourself, Eddie. I'm fed up trying to be a good guy. I'm just fucking, I'm a good guy.

Oh, Ben, take it, bad. Oh, I'm so mad. I thought that was a little wild. I did not think it was appropriate that he just like flung open that door. No, who does that? That's gross. See? It's the nice guy who always does shit like that.

It's like, I'm so nice. Now watch me walk in barge into a woman's room and then beat up furniture and scream what a good guy I am. Exactly. At least what's his face, the Greek guy from last season had like the sense to say like, oh wow. how yeah I yeah this this was bad this was wrong of me you know but Eddie is like oh well moving on john so that guy jones those cabinets asses he did he really did he really did he beat the shit out of those cabinets he went nuts he went nuts oh gosh poor poor cabinets johnny that was also an alicia storyline yeah yeah oh my elizia because she got into his bed she got into somebody else's

bed for a cuddle not knowing it was that it was Johnny's bed we I forgot about that part it was Vihon she went on to Vihon's bed and of course Vion started to cuddle with her because it was it was dark he didn't even know who it was just like all right I'll take it Alicia has been an agent of chaos for so long but we just really only started truly clocking it this season so now Jenna and Ben are by the bar and Jenna's like I'm gonna get my drink it then I'm gonna go abscess because they're like getting they're like close they're being sort of like flirty a little bit you know they're like it seems like the next step is that they're gonna go to the primary bedroom and uh Ben's to prepare her a drink and then all

a sudden here comes Mike walking in and he sits down just as a cock block yeah and uh Ben's like ah there he is it's the most that's the least exciting there he is in bravo history there he is oh god not Mikey Can you get me a drink? Can he get me a drink bartender? I'm like, you know, I'm going to let you set out the drink. Come out here. So, yeah, Mike is like, I know for a fact that Ben has the hearts for Gina. It's obvious.

Well, congratulations, sir. Where have you been all season? Ben's like, Mike actually is the head of the cock blocking society that beholds me. I've been betrayed by the society. Thanks a lot, Mike. Thanks a lot. Sorry, Jenna, not this time. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

He's so jealous because he cannot get laid to save his life, this guy. Yeah. And Mike's like, are you got, you got any, though, yeah? And he's like, oh, for fuck sake, mate. Just go away. God, just leave me alone. Oh, go ahead. What, I was to say, this, Mike does not need to insert himself here.

I mean, this is his thing is that he inserts himself with everything. But, like, this has nothing to do with you. Eddie lost. Eddie Eddie fucked this up I'm sorry I think that Eddie Eddie ruined this entire thing with Jenna

right from the beginning it was never going to last and Mike you know Ben has actually been pretty nice to Mike Ben has really looked out for Mike so he's also like yes he might be standing up for Eddie but he's also fucking over his other ally

which is Ben I think that's not cool well Eddie doesn't care about them he's just getting back at Jenna because Jenna's you know he's fucking with Jenna not Ben I mean he's fucking with them both but he's his

goal here is to fuck with Jenna. And, you know, for someone who's inserting himself so much, I think it's just projection because he's unable to insert himself in any other way. It's like, well, all facets of life. Yeah, I've just got to insert myself when I can. And it's in other people's business because my penis isn't getting it. So now we go to Joao and Daisy in the crew mess, and she's now on peacock pajamas. It's a whole animal kingdom with Daisy tonight. And Joao is like, Oh, you look, you look very cute, by the way. What are those Zimcock feathers? Hmm.

You're very sweet. Are you going to invite me to cuddle with you? He's like, oh, ha, ha, ha, ho. Well, she's like, well, I'm a cheated woman. I've been scorned, but until I do find something serious, I'm fully open and willing to have some fun. And I'm curious. I don't know.

Maybe he's a good great kisser. Like, let's go and find out. So, Jewell takes Daisy to his cabin. He's like, let's cuddle. It's like, ah, let's cuddle. Okay. Hold me like I'm a little shrimp that needs to go into a cocktail glass. Okay, I think I can do that.

So now we see 3.26 a.m. And it's very romantic. They're in bed and Jois cuddling her. And you just see Daisy and she's like, Gurry, go ahead, golly, golly, goy, golly, gary, gory, gary, gory. Gari, gory, gory, gory. Mike. So then it's now.

Now it's 8.13 in the morning and Daisy is like, good morning. Did you sleep scared? He's like, I feel like little kids. It's like, well, I'm gonna have to say something. Yeah, Ellie may get upset. Ha ha ha ha ha. So Daisy's like, oh, okay. So meanwhile, Ellie is just showering. She has no idea what's happening. And Ben walks in now.

Daisy's left her, left Joisle's room and now Ben has returned into Jois's room. It's like, what's cracking, matey? He's like, oh, what? What's going on? What's up? Dwight? Dwight? Did I call you Dwight for some reason? I don't know. But last night was a really good chat with Daisy and we had a cuddle, but that's besides the point.

Oh, did you? You had a cuddle with Daisy. Wow. So betraying friends really turns the two of you on, eh? Wow. Did you kiss her? Did you guys Judas make out together? You know, this one two betrayers kiss. And then we see Captain James. isn't feeling as fish. First Joe Al goes, no, actually I didn't sleep because she snored the entire night. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I thought like I was back out on Safari. So that's definitely why you should fuck people before you get into a relationship with

them. And I know it's like backwards from like the old school way. I'm like, oh, you date, no, no fucking until after date for, don't waste your time. Fuck them right away and find out how loud they snore. Because that's very important to your long-term health. Yeah, know about the snoring. So Jason is feeding his goldfish and there's one fish that's going like this. It's like opening up opening and closing its mouth a lot.

And Jason's like, oh, I think you and Mike the way you're moving around a bit stubby. Got that kind of elf look about you. I was like, have you seen Lord of the Rings? Have you seen, have you seen what the elves look like? I'm seeing like Orlando Bloom with like long, blonde, thin, like hair. And now we have like Mike. with this like torch of of hair above his head. I'm not, I think we need to update the elf references for Captain Jason.

I think he meant Hobbit. That's probably what he meant, Hobbit. And it's actually funny because you do see this fish and it's opening, closing its mouth, because you know goldfish do that. And then it cuts some Mike eating. They got a shot of Mike eating and he was just eating like the goldfish. Now we go to Daisy and Jenna in the storage closet gossiping. And she's like, China, where did you stay last night?

And I'm bad. Well, what happened with you and Bon? Okay, well, I'm in Ben. And then Eddie comes in. He's like, is there any sunblock down here? Is there any sunblock? Are we even giving that to nice men anymore? Or are we just getting rid of them, throwing them to the pool?

Once again, he has no clue that they're talking about him because he just doesn't even, he's just so acurious. I also like that this little scene when he shows up is there. They're in front of several boxes of Calgon. And I was like, I feel like there's a joke in here about Calgon. Take me away. Take the good people away, Calgon. So then Jenna shows Eddie a photo of the two of them from last night.

She's like, look, it's a picture. It's a nice photo of at least one good person. He walks out. I was past that mess pass. This is exactly what I'm afraid of. But it's not for Eddie to make me feel bad. I'm single and I can chat to have a walk. That's right, Jenna.

I support you in this and your gradual lowering of standards away from trying to get swept away by a, like an emirati in Dubai. You work with what you got, you know? I mean, it's funny that Eddie is such a loser. He's got people rooting for Jenna and Ben. Like, oh, Ben's going to end up much better. This thing with Ben's going to end up great. I'm sure. That's a real charmer right there. Jenna, speak of which, here I am.

I brought you a country omelet. It's an omelet that used to live in the city until it was betrayed by all its friends and moved to the country. Enjoy. I've got an omelet made from only betrayed eggs. The weekend of the country with an omelet. Here you go, enjoy. So then. Now Elysia and Mike are in bed.

They're making a bed. not in bed. They're making a bed in the guest cabin. And Alicia's like, I hope they make carbonara for lunch. Let's ask Jenna to us, Ben for Carbonara. Excuse me, didn't you just yell at Mike a couple of weeks ago for demanding an omelette? I don't think you're supposed to be asking for things based on your own. You're right. Oh my God. Also, why am I like so am used? I just did not even notice that she said this and just not until the notes, but why am I so amused by Alicia just like praying for a Carpanara? Oh, God. Let that be carbonara today.

Please. All I ask is for carbonara. There's something about her beginning of the season antics, and now that she's kind of run out of plot lines, that she's just like, God, I just dream of carbonara. I know. And then she's like plotting to have her carbonara. Let's ask Jenna. And Jenna can ask Ben and make this carbonara happen.

Yeah. So he's like, Jenna, what's Jenna upset for? Because she just took your bait, my. Mikey, but it's all about, it's all about the head of department thing. I mean, how can people take that seriously? Come on, come on. But it was silly banter, but you took it too far, Mikey. You really need to learn to stop.

Well, do you want me to be honest about one thing? I think you should have been given seconds to. And she just looks at him and goes, don't line me up, Mikey. I was actually surprised that she recognized his stupid ploy to like get them to fight. Me too. And so then, but we have a moment with Betoul. She's cleaning and she sees Joao and she goes, You look so happy and I love that.

I am, who are you? I'm Batul, I've been here all this time. Oh, really? That sounds too close to betray. So Daisy and Ellie are in their cabin and Daisy, you know, Ellie's like, Oh, just me. Coming Rapunzels, Rapunzels, we've, Don't mind me.

And Daisy's like, Hey, Allie, Allie, I just want you to know, I stayed in Jowal's room last night. Nothing happened. No, that's okay. No worries. I don't. I'm done.

I'm done. So you do what you need. You do what you need. You ride the town bike all over them. Go ahead. Tell me, what is it like to cuddle with a trash can? Because that is what he is trash can. So Daisy's like to smell like.

Like cheesecake. Yeah, no, it's fine. It's fine. That's when you know Daisy's in trouble, because Ellie, her voice gets higher than ever. The high voice. No, no, it's fine. It's fine. Everything is great.

Everything is great. It's okay. I'm just going to dry my hair. It's fine. It's fine. This is nothing. I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'm totally fine. I'm going to give you the same voice I used at FruitStand customer service. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. No, yes, I'm going to have some milk now. So, Ellie says, Now he's going after Daisy? Like, of course you are.

This is the guy you are. Obviously, he has trash can. I don't give a fuck about you. So do whatever the hell you want. Trash cans. Well, did you have a fun night, Ellie? Yes, I did. I had great time, great time,

watching trash can make up with somebody. So Alicia and Jenna are just a hot. And Mike walks by and Mike's like, Jenna, Alicia said that she would be a better second stew. And he's like, oh, fuck off. I never said that. And Jenna's like, I don't give a fuck what Mike says because everything's bullshit. Just like, yeah, it's not even fucking funny, Mike. Yeah, you don't actually know your place anymore. You need to eat some fucking humble pie. Remember, remember, HOD, HOD, HOD. Mike, Mike, actually you just know what, fuck off your shun be hair, you don't deserve to be here, you think you can crack off, you think you can crack off. He's like, who's got the MVP? I do. I do. It's written on a pizza box.

And she literally like, she makes it look like she's like jerking off her dick. She's like, I don't give a fuck if you have a, if you're MVP, I really don't. He's like, who's that seeing? He's like, I don't, I don't, I don't give a, I don't give a live back back. I don't give a. So she's like, fuck this. So she just runs to Daisy. She's like, where's Deza? And Alicia's telling Mike, oh, Jesus, why would you try to start a war between Jenna and I?

Get the fucking bedding. God, Mike. He's like, what? Do you know what tonight's us the most? How much shit she's feeding Eddie? That's what? She's betraying Eddie. Oh, God.

Mike. You would take Eddie's girl if you could. So Alicia's like, I actually don't go anymore. I just don't want to, I just want to do my job so I can go to bed. so then Jenna just goes into Daisy's cabin Daisy's like in the bathroom fully in the bathroom

who knows if she's taking a dump who knows if she's showering Jenna just opens up the door to the bathroom goes Daisy I can't work with my guy anymore like what happened it's just like and see something now again

and he's like at least him be a better second than you and he goes like and remember don't talk to me because I'm the fucking HD and it's like fucking joke it's like really it's pissing me the fuck off Jenna that day so Jay's like

so Daisy like goes upstairs God. So she goes up there and she's like, Mike, what did you say? What did I say about winding people up? Huh? And so he's like, yeah? It's like, well, I haven't said anything. He's like, no, you're not watching Jenna up. No, my word for word was, I'm the Dex too. I've got the head of department. Okay, you know what? You're working until 9 p.m. tonight. And so she storms that and he goes, we'll see about that. She comes back and storms back and she goes, excuse me. What did you just? say to me and he goes, I'm not working until 9 p.m. tonight. She goes, okay, you know what? Get off the boat. Get off the boat. And take your plugs with you. We're turning around this bed. Turn around this bed. This bed is not going to Disneyland

anymore. So he's like, fine, I well. So he walks off and he's just whistling. It's like, look at me, cold mic. Cole Mike. I don't care. Everyone's so touchy. So then we go to Joao and Daisy and she comes down. She's like, Jesus fucking Christ. We've never seen this happen. someone just like gets like sent to the dock. They literally get sent to like the timeout. So I was like, what happened? Is something happening in Zimbabwe? She's like, fucking Mike.

He was winding Jen up. And I said, you're working to 9 PM. And he said, we'll see about that. And I said, get off the boat. It's like, yes, that's not acceptable. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, it's super common people coming to yot and think it's a vacation and take a couple of photos for social.

And unfortunately, Mike is one of those people. Surprise. It's not all fun in games here. I hope you got some great photos out of it, but don't let the pastoral... How do you say that word? Passarral.

The Passerle. Don't let the Passerrel hit you on the way out. Oh, Passeril, duh. Passerail, passerail. Not related to Pasarobles. So... Passol... I've been covering this show

non-stop for 14 years, and I still don't know that word. So, I'm really proud of myself. So Daisy basically goes up to the bridge. And so she's like, she's like, oh, I'm just feeding my fish. I've been doing it for about two hours. They keep on dying on me. I don't know why.

Literally. Anyway, what's going on with you? Just feeding my fish here. By the way, I'm having a conversation with this one here. Do you know the difference between an elf and a hobbit? All right. All right. go ahead so uh daisy is like mike is currently kicked off the boat he's like really why what

what do you do like well yesterday i said mike please don't wind anyone up and this morning he's at it again so i said you're working until 9 p.m and as i was walking out the door he goes i won't be working until 9 p.m and i said get off the boat so this is where we're at like well he's off the boat this sounds like you've handled this very professionally respect is not there. There's a history of that. Let's roll back on the history. There, we saw that. All right, you know, let's bring Mike in. All right. Let's bring Mike in. And the commitment to below deck down under, the reason why we have a fish report only with below deck down under is because, you know, every below deck franchise, they try to kind of create a

different vibe. And so this is the one that's focused on scuba diving. And so they show a lot of fish, etc. But bubbles. But bubbles. The other thing is that they have bubbles everywhere. And so they have this flashback of like, look at the terrible things that Mike has done. And he's like, look you, Daisy. But like, there's bubbles all over. And it's just so funny that they're like this serious moment. He's in trouble because he was being mean amongst bubbles. It's just so funny.

And like, you notice that anytime they put up someone's name. Yeah. Anytime someone's name comes up on screen, there's bubbles. Yeah. Everything. So funny. I noticed the bubbles too. I mean, I've noticed them before.

But last night I was like, okay with the bubbles. Okay. It's a lot of bubbles. So it's like, Mike, have a seat. And by the way, Mike goes to do his hair first before he gets fired, which is so him. So funny. But he does it badly. He was wearing a hat.

So he's like trying to fix his hat here. But it's great because he can't because he can't spray it. So he puts all of his hair forward, but it's like flat and just strange. It looks like he just was sitting in front, like in front of a fan for 10 minutes. And he just looks crazier than normal. Yeah. So the captain's like, well, have a seat, Mike. now I've gotten the full story from Daisy and what it's come down to is you know you've been

disrespectful to your team later and worse you're making me do something I was getting somewhere with these fish so look you've been given warnings you're toxic your hair's stupid everyone hates you please rethink your eyebrows I'm sending you home Mike's like well um I apologize daisy for how this whole season's been to be honest from start to finish and uh us have used entertaining me as a release and that's that's how I really feel That's how I really feel. All right. Thank you.

I appreciate the apology. He's like, yes, of course. So Jason's like, uh, just send Joe Al go make sure he make sure that Mike gets off. He's like, yeah, well, we'll be my first time getting off on this boat. It's like, all right. See, that's why you just got foiled. Mike is like, you know, this isn't the first time I've been sexed for being the class clown, for being the joker, for wanting to entertain.

The thing is, I can never change who I am. Like, uh, you can. This is not changing who you intrinsically are. It's not changing your principles, your thoughts, your views, your worldview, how you relate to others, how you consider others. It's just basically saying you can be quiet. Like it's you not making those jokes, you're not saying those things, you're not annoying people. That is actually something you can't change as not affecting who you intrinsically are. So changing your behavior.

You can do that. And you're not in trouble for being a class clown or being a joker. You're being, you're in trouble for being an asshole. Okay. Yeah. and a shitty person. That's why. So, yeah, bye.

There it is. So he leaves and Daisy's like, oh, good Lord, what's a day? I was trying to poop. I've still got half a log in there. Do you mind? I'm proud of you not taking that shit, you know. Oh, sorry, I shouldn't mention that. I know what you're going through at the minute.

No pun intended. We're all behind you. We're all behind you. Now, if excuse me, I've got to get back to the tasting course, I'm feeding my fish. So now Jenna and Eddie are by the bar and said, I think Matt just got fired. I mean, he's packing his bags down. And he's like, oh, God, the only person that tried to save me from horrible treatment on this boat.

So now he texts, not Norma, and says that he needs a replacement. And they're like, well, only stews are available at this short notice. I can tell you that. We're not going to be getting a lot of deck slash stew. So good luck. God, nice job burning through that one, a loser. By the way, an elf is thin, a hobbit is the one with the flat feet. hairy feet. That's that's hobby. I wonder if they were considering moving Ellie out of the kitchen

because she was hired originally to be a stew. So that would have been funny if they pulled her out of the kitchen, but they're not. So Mike is right? Like that was a possibility. I thought that might happen. But now her and Ben are like my friend. So yeah. Mike is packing and Ben is like, oh, well, I love you mate. I'm going to really miss. you, you know that, but that's what you get for betraying me with cock blocking. He's like, yes, to me, everything was just too serious. I'm not a serious person. And at the end of the day, you get hairspray for hairspray.

I've had a fantastic time. Yeah, exactly, Mark. Yeah, and I've enjoyed every moment being here and everyone I wanted to let know, none of this was personal. You know what me? None of it was personal. And he's like, I know, Mike, just go, Mike. Personally, I don't think I did anything wrong.

That's the problem. Like, yeah, there is. You're joking, right, Mike. I said, I'm just like, except the cause perfect. See, you were having actually a relatively classy departure, and he just ruined it all over again.

This is the problem. He just never knows when to stop. Let's also not forget about the time when he, how he, like, he ruined that surprise, and then he lied to the charter, the primary, and said that, like, he never said it.

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She's the lady of the house, it's Rachel Chorouse. There's a chance of meatballs, it's Rebecca Cloud. She's our princess, it's Rebecca Prince. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. We cannot tell a lie, it's Sarah Teleth Sun. Shannon, out of a canon, Anthony. Please don't stop, it's Soleon Pop. Let's take off with Tamla Plan.

Strike a pose, it's Tori Rose. She ain't no shrinking Violet Coutar. We love you guys